Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #68 | 7.12.15

Episode Date: July 12, 2015

To Die, Goro White Dog, Hex Horizontal, Shingles, Takahiro Mukai, Tresilaze, Zoo, Bugaev, Rick Weaver, Wasted Cathedral, Bottlesmoker, CDX, Dragontime, Arrows, Zachary Utz, Individual Distortion, and... Sulfur.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yo, this is Andrea Munoz from 2Dai, RealModule Record and Jojo Noise Bombing and you are listening to TechOut Podcast. I'm sorry. High energy start. Tabs out. Tabs out. Something's wrong with your computer, Dave. I think the neighbors are going to call the cops. It was buffering? Oh, yeah, it was buffering.
Starting point is 00:00:59 It wasn't supposed to sound like that? No, it was. Got me. Gotcha. Hello? It was starting right off the bat getting big. Computer burn. You've been burnt.
Starting point is 00:01:09 We need a sound effect from when Joe gets burnt. Tabs Out Gazette Podcast, episode number 68. One more, boys. What's going to happen? It's going to be so funny for some reason, but I can't figure out why. Got a special guest in the studio tonight joining us, Sean Stelfox. How's it going, Sean? It's good, man.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Thanks for having me. Yeah. Do we have like an audience thing? I guess we could just clap ourselves. There it is. We got the audience going for you. Sean, let's talk a little bit about Sean real quick. Let's get into that.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Let's talk about who he is, what he does, why he's here. I need to move a couch next week, see if you can help me out with that. A couple rides to the airport. Where are you going? Well, I'll tell you where I'm not going. I'm not going to that Indonesia. But Sean, you are going and have went to the indonesia correct yeah um i spent last year living over there in a city called jojakarta yes and you
Starting point is 00:02:14 made a little a little tabs out documentary yeah would you call it a documentary how long does it does something need to be for it to be a documentary? 10 seconds. 10 seconds. That's it. Just 10 seconds? It can't be any more or any less? No, it can be more. It can be more? It can be more. But not too much more. Not too much more. Werner Herzog's gonna release a box set of them. A box set of 10 second documentaries?
Starting point is 00:02:38 About super short documentaries? Yeah, they're all on the previous one. Can anyone do a good impression of his voice? I can't. No, no. Yeah, I think Paul Hopkins can. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:02:50 You can play a sample of that. So, Sean, you went over to Indonesia. Why? Why did you leave the comforts of America? Well, so I'm actually, by trade, an ESL teacher. Okay. So I went over to... Which we all know is...
Starting point is 00:03:07 English as a second language. Oh, I thought it has something to do with eagles and spinach. You like that? And lettuce. Eagles and spinach? Yeah. All right. It's crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:03:17 So you went over there. Yeah, so I went over to Indonesia to work as an English teacher. And while I was over there, I ran into the noise community. Like you bumped into them like on a Benny Hill sketch? Well, yeah. They were all standing there. They're just kind of hanging out there. You dropped all your shit.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Your suitcase is dropped. That would be the perfect moment for me to play the Benny Hill song. But I don't have it anymore. Oh, bummer. The first time we referenced Benny Hill outside of the sample? Maybe. But yeah, so when I went out there, it took me about two months before of asking around, like, where can I find underground music and experimental music? And I finally got invited to a show at a small cafe.
Starting point is 00:03:56 And it was like a mix of indie music and grindcore. And there was a noise band that played there. And as soon as I saw the noise band, I ran right up to the stage, videotaped the entire thing on my phone, and a couple people came up to me afterwards and said, did you like that? Did you enjoy that? I said, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:04:14 You were like, fuck no, I'm a cop, and you were just super resting everybody. And so I said, yeah, actually, I really like noise music. And they said, well, we have a community, and we actually do these things called noise bombings, which are essentially going out into the street, into public, finding an outlet, plugging in like a power strip with amplifiers and some mixers. And then everybody plays noise until they politely get asked to leave by the cops. I did see a video and it was very polite.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Yeah, it's very polite over there. Like, the security guard will come up and threaten to turn the power off or say, hey, you have to get out of here. But it's a very polite... Compared to, you know, the United States, if that happened here, I feel like the cops wouldn't be so forgiving. There would be some, I'd say, heavy aggression. Somebody would get shot.
Starting point is 00:05:04 I was going to say, to light shooting. Yeah. So, actually, there are some videos. giving yeah there would be some i'd say heavy aggression somebody would get shot i was gonna say to like shooting yeah yeah so actually um there are some videos i have some videos to not to plug myself too much but i have some videos on my youtube channel that um i have youtube do you have youtube i use yours i've been yours is that okay i got your login yeah i use your log all right what's your youtube name uh boss battle boss battle yeah so three words I wish people would start doing that when they give your
Starting point is 00:05:27 email address it's like it's boss battle three words at gmail.com and so yeah so I got some videos of us doing
Starting point is 00:05:36 noise bombings out there and some other live performances there's some really crazy stuff gets into some really intense stuff
Starting point is 00:05:44 with like fire being fire that's dangerous remember abuse and butthead they love that stuff too scary way too way too scary there's a pretty um there's a pretty intense dedicated like tape scene out there too right oh absolutely tons of labels and tons of like there's a solid crew that yeah there's a lot of trading that goes on at the shows you know people will have have their merch tables out with just different types of trading, different cassettes, CDs, everything, yeah. And what's the name of that place? There's a cassette-like duplication plant there.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Oh, Lokenanta. That's in the documentary on the tabs out. What's the name of the documentary again? Don't tell me. Is it just cassette culture in Indonesia? Cassette culture in central Java. Ah. I had to be a little bit locational specific because there were other, there are other
Starting point is 00:06:34 cities and other cassette cultures as well that have their own way of doing it, their own people that do duplications. Are there turf wars? Wait, what's Java then? Java is one of the islands in Indonesia. Hot brown. Oh, okay. Is that where you were? Yeah, I was actually living in central Java.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I thought Java was something different. I didn't know that was Indonesia. No, no, no. That's one of the most populated islands as well. Now, Sean, would you agree with me? I have an opinion. Would you agree with me that administratively indonesia consists of 34 provinces five of which have special status and each province has its own
Starting point is 00:07:12 legislator and governor well you know i would have to take a look at wikipedia okay and do you got that i've been using joe's do you have wikipedia no i use dave's okay i'm glad we can all help each other out yeah so. So, okay. So, if you started a label, is it with Ian Franklin? Yeah, with Ian Franklin. Friend of the show, Ian Franklin. You just noise bombed with Ian too, didn't you? Yeah, we just had our first Delaware noise bombing.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Yeah, I saw a video of it. I skimmed. Yeah, you don't have to watch the whole thing. Yeah, I skimmed. So, you guys started a label together. You're going to put out stuff from Indonesia. Absolutely. On cassette. Like reissuing releases from there, right? started a label together you're going to put out stuff from indonesia absolutely on cassette
Starting point is 00:07:45 like reissuing releases from there well actually a combination of either like right now we're reissuing stuff but once i get out there again i actually want to do my own recording and have like exclusive um noise bombing stuff as well in addition to reissuing if i hear something out there that's really tight and i feel needs to be spread further, I'll do the same. You have the first release here right now, don't you? Where is it? I do. Grab it. Get off that stool. Show me the money. I'm sorry we didn't get you a chair
Starting point is 00:08:14 by the way. It's okay. I can stand. He's currently sitting on the... Well, he's not standing. Jesus. Yeah, when he said stand, I did like a triple take because I was like, I swear I saw him sitting earlier. I actually have a couple copies for you guys as well. Oh, nice. Wait, did you give me one of these already?
Starting point is 00:08:28 Yeah, I think you already gave us these. I may have already given you. I got one. Is this like cassette bombing where you just constantly give them to us? Oh, I already gave you guys. You know what? I did. No, I definitely have that.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Oh, okay. It's good. I like it. It's cool. I'll take all three of those if you want to give them to me. Or discogs.com. Don't go plugging other sites I mean
Starting point is 00:08:46 alright what is this this is to die split with how do you say the other name Dave it's really easy to make Dave laugh tonight he's getting good yeah
Starting point is 00:08:54 Dave was Dave got nice and ready he's good oh good oh good good good he may have went too far this is to die oh
Starting point is 00:09:04 too scary is that Dave Oh, good, good, good. He may have went too far. This is to die. Oh. Too scary. Is that Dave? Are you okay? He's got too scary for Dave. Dave, just relax. You got it back? All right, he's back.
Starting point is 00:09:19 So what is this? What are we going to play here? We're going to play this game. We're going to play a split. This is actually an Indonesian and Vietnamese split. To die is the guy from Indonesia. He is actually the guy who did the intro for us today. And the other guy from Vietnam is Nguyen Hoang Giang. And interesting thing about this cassette tape, it was a collaboration that got spawned out of a Japanese noise festival. Both of these guys got invited to Japan in, I think just last February to do a,
Starting point is 00:09:50 like a three day noise festival in Japan. And while he was over there, he met up with this guy and they kind of connected and he said, you know, let's put together a split tape. And so that's where this one comes from. Nice. Let me see that again.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Yeah. I like this just simple black copy on the heavy green paper. It looks tight. Yeah. All right. Well, let's jump into episode number 68 with something for... Oh, wait. Do you want...
Starting point is 00:10:14 Sean, you should introduce... Funny number, guys. Go ahead. Introduce... No, Dave didn't. Not yet. Wait. 68's not funny.
Starting point is 00:10:19 68's not funny. I'm sorry. I know. So do I just say, like, episode 68? Tabs out episode 68? Or do I say like, you say what? No,
Starting point is 00:10:26 no, no. You say what? We're going to tape. All right. We're going to play, um, to die and the guy in hog gang.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Uh, no, cause you're just going to God damn it. I'm sorry. You're just playing the one side. Say the artist you're playing out the other artists from, if this was a comp or we listen every single person on the comp, you don't sort of ready.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Hold on. Hold on. What the fuck is this amateur? Take two. All right. was a comp are we listening every single person on the comp you don't sort of ready hold on what the fuck is this amateur take two all right we're about to listen to to die no we're not about to listen to we're about to play it we're about to play to die all right hold on to die intro take three we're about to play to die you know what i guess we are about to listen to it too you were right then you're right take that one let's start over yeah to die in true take four we're about to play and listen to to die from the fromgan Hong Gyan split on Sean's label.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Joja Noisebombing? Joja Noisebombing. The first release on the label. And here's a cut off of that. Engage. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The so so I'm not sure if to the other side. Thank you. I'm sorry. The I'm going to go to the other side. The I'm going to go to the other side. The The Thank you. The so Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't know. All right, so that was To Die from the To Die, Nagayan Hong, Gion split released on Joja Noisebombing Records.
Starting point is 00:20:18 You can find us on jojanoisebombing.bandcamp.com. We don't give out addresses on the podcast. Well, we do, but we give out home addresses only. Yeah, home addresses, mailing addresses only. Okay, so that would be... Bleep that out, Dave. We can take that out. I know we can't bleep it out.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Well, let's bleep out... Say it again and bleep it out when he says it the next time. Oh, God, man. Oh, come on. Oh, no. God! Damn it! Oh, you got bong water all over your wireless mouse.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Here, take that. It's all over my keyboard, too. I don't really want to use my shirt. I was going to. It's all right. Are we still recording? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:55 It's another fumble. It's another classic Tabs Out fumble. Wah, wah. All right, Joby. We're going to go counterclockwise. Yeah. Let's do it. We'll get back to Sean.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Sean, we'll get back to you a little bit later. We'll talk a little bit more. I think this is a very good lesson. Wait, so he can only talk again when you address him. Yeah, he can only talk when I address him. So we'll ask you to put on this curtain and go sit in the other room. No, I'm glad you're here tonight. It'll be a very nice learning experience for people who, yeah,
Starting point is 00:21:31 because I've never been in Dinesia. I've only been out of Dinesia my whole life. I've been out. I got to get a tissue. Oh, all right. Okay. All right, while Dave gets that tissue. Joe B., what do you got?
Starting point is 00:21:43 Let's play this Goro White Dog on Narc Corpses. Is that the name of the tape, White Dog, or is that a split with somebody called White? Wait, Goro White Dog is the whole thing? It's the artist, and then the tape is called Holiday Recordings. Oh, interesting. Wait, didn't we play this before? No, we started to, and then we fumbled. I remember now. Yeah, and then when I came back, I didn't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we started to. Okay, okay. And we fumbled. I remember now.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Yeah. And then when I came back, I didn't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I remember now. Change direction. Misdirection, like a magician. You are like a magician. Goro White Dog.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Who is Goro White Dog? I don't know. Sean, who's Goro White Dog? I don't know, but he sounds like a character from Mortal Kombat. Goro White Dog? Yeah. Raisin wins. Raisin? Raisin's got the big funny hat.
Starting point is 00:22:32 So Holiday Recordings is the name of the tape. The big square hat? Holiday Recordings is the name of the tape. It's not the name of the label? The label is Nar Corpses. Nar Corpses. Right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:44 I guess it's not that confusing. I'm going to punch you in the fucking face. Are you doing a bit right now? No. Or you're not doing a bit? No. I swear I'm not doing a bit. When I played this before and was talking about how confusing it was, you were such
Starting point is 00:22:58 a dick. And you were like, I don't see how that's confusing. And that's why we had to stop. But I just said I don't think it's that confusing right now. No, but you started talking about, that's the artist, or that's confusing and that's why we had to stop but i just said i don't think it's that confusing right now you started talking like that's the artist or that's the and that's like what i was saying before and the truth be told it may have been partially a bit subconsciously like i didn't know i was doing a bit well i'm glad you were such like i don't see i don't see what's wrong with that because look at the spine on the tape. Okay, let me look at the spine.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Pass it over. Let me take a... Put on my reading glasses. It just says, whoa, it says Holiday Recordings GWD. That's really confusing. Who are these ghouls on the cover? Look at these goblins. I don't see what's wrong with it.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Very scary. Look at who's scared by this. It'll be my turn. I'll play it next time. These are some... Oh, no, no.'s scared by this. It'll be my turn. I'll play it next time. These are some... Oh, no, no. Now we'll stop. God damn it, Dave.
Starting point is 00:23:50 There's a cover here with some tiny ghouls on it, some goblins. There's a nice candy apple red shell. Has Mike been sending you the spooky texts? He showed me them. The mummy one was good. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Rap. With the W-R-A- good. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Rap. With a W-R-A-P.
Starting point is 00:24:08 What was the other one I said? For those wondering what Joe's talking about right now, I started a custom text service called Spooky Phone that sends out spooky messages and spooky jokes, and I signed Joe B. up for it, so he's been getting them for about a week we'll give a good spooky a spooky phone text maybe other people will sign up what did the goblin say when he couldn't find his hairy friend where wolf
Starting point is 00:24:38 for more spooky texts press and press the little demon emoji. Press demon? What did the Dracula say to the ghost? You're a real ghoul guy. I'm going to get into some more later. So if you want to sign up for that we'll send out some details it's scary what tapes do you have let me just tell you guys there's a voice you're supposed to read it in it's like oh that wasn't it? Welcome to Spooky Phone. Yeah. The cartoon Dracula voice. I forgot. For Dracula, press one.
Starting point is 00:25:27 For Swamp Creature, press two. For Mommy, press three. All right. GWD. Gotta eat the booty like groceries. Oh, we figured out what that was. Deep reference. If anyone wants to listen to episode 67, where we try to figure out what the fuck that means
Starting point is 00:25:46 What is this called now? GWD, what's that stand for? Goro White Dog Goodwill Death Goro White Dog Goro White Dog Holiday Recordings Which is the name of the label put out by
Starting point is 00:25:57 That's the name of the tape It's a little gag Nor Corpses? Yeah Alright, let's get into a little cut here He's been bootling in my grocery so Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a run. so so Thank you. gora white dog that was that was that was holiday recordings that was really we had a lot we listened to that twice two two two times not just because which it was it was really good but uh we had another one of those old-fashioned tabs out bloopers sean's mic was on the whole time we were recording.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Bumble. Though I think we should do that one time. We should have a hot mic segment. The segment should be called Hot Mic where you leave my mic on and I just riff about the tape. Hot reverb. I like that.
Starting point is 00:30:19 That was good. I should rig that up. Give mic effects every once in a while right on the punch line was that a nice echo let me ask was that recorded like that or did we just hear that you just heard it okay so no one knows what we're talking about i had some reverb for a bit that's a uh echo a c30 i believe both gora white Dog and Narcorses are both from the Czech Republic. Oh, really? Check them out.
Starting point is 00:30:48 The Czechs from heck. An addition of 50. The Czech from heck coming at you. An addition of 50. Still available. Get on that, people. That's a good one. I like that one.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff. Got it all. What's the rock from Slo I like that one. Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff. Got it all. What's the DJ's name? What? The rock from Slovakia. His real name?
Starting point is 00:31:12 His DJ name. The show is called... No, he's the rock from Slovak. Oh, okay. But that's not the name of his show. No, the name of the show is the rock from... Both. With DJ Outside Space.
Starting point is 00:31:27 It was DJ Outside Space. No, don't ruin, don't sully this. DJ Outside Space coming at you. You make your own guy. That can be the check from heck. But The Rock from Slovak, you like that the rock from slovak is no that's his sidekick you're listening to the rock from slovak with the rolls the rock from slovak a name so nice i say it two times at you man but anyway that cassette's still available
Starting point is 00:31:58 pick that up that song that track was called badger okay i'm scared of badgers yeah that oh okay that's did you know that track was gonna be It's called Badger. Okay. I'm scared of badgers. Did you know that track was going to be called Badger? No. You just got scared. That's why I got scared. That's why you got scared. All right, what am I going to play?
Starting point is 00:32:15 Show me the money. I'm about to. How about this? I'm going to play a tape by... DJ Outside Space. Coming at you. Play hard rock. This track like fast baseball.
Starting point is 00:32:26 They drop anchor right in your mom's pussy. Gotta eat the booty like groceries. That got too dark for me, man. I don't know. That was kind of grim. I love how uncomfortable you get whenever Dave says, like, dick. I'm okay with dick. Hard on.
Starting point is 00:32:42 You're like, cut it. Cut it off. Let's start over. It's a slippery slope with dave man when he starts getting sexual it gets really weird it gets dark it gets dark i like it i wouldn't say it's dark i like that i know you like it hex horizontal it is after 10 it is yeah um what's that what's the relevance of that? After 10, you know, then at night Oh, things get risque The kids are sleeping
Starting point is 00:33:13 40 degrees in the building now Before I do the tape I do like how you give the temperature In the building He likes it, I like it I do like it He give the temperature in the building. He likes it. I do like it. Hex horizontal from influx to the isthmus. Isthmus?
Starting point is 00:33:32 I-S-T-H-M-U-S? What word is that? What? Here's another tongue twister. Gwe ritual? We talked about this earlier. Why did you say that? Spell it again.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Gouet? Gouet? Gouet. Gouet, it's, yeah, it's like German for antlers, right? Yeah, German for antlers. Gouet ritual is the name of the label. Hex horizontal. This is part of like a four-part series.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Mike, how did you say horizontal earlier? No, I said like, I was like, because I thought it said hex horizon, and then I noticed I was like, it's because I thought it said Hex Horizon. And then I noticed it didn't because it's kind of hard to read. And then I was like, so no way. It's Hex Horizon-antal. Dave was like, horizontal? I heard it said both ways.
Starting point is 00:34:20 I heard it said both ways. Depends. It's regional. I don't know where you grew up. Zach Lewis on guitar and oscillator and Jeffrey allen on drums and more oscillators from los angeles california edition of ad let's talk about this artwork real quick it's pretty tight that's hand ticking around the crest if you notice so it's got the covers of transparency the j card is with like uh printing on it dave my headphones are all janky
Starting point is 00:34:45 is that okay yeah okay now the tape here's the tour de force oh if you like this check this out oh all right so it's a clear tape and i diners their tape have like printing on them is that what's going on there yeah i think they did this themselves because this the c circles aren't like perfectly cut right what circles aren't perfectly like they printed something out on transparency into it and they opened up the tape oh i didn't even notice they put that in there okay yeah i don't wait right or no what i think we got here is a clear tape with two like clear liners inside they opened up the tape took the liners out and printed on the inside. They opened up the tape, took the liners out, and printed on the liners, and then put the tape back together.
Starting point is 00:35:26 You don't think they just printed transparency material and cut it themselves? Oh, I was just saying. You think they took the liners out and fed it into the printer? Yours makes so much more sense. Well, when you belittle me, it makes a lot more sense. Well, I think your way sounds easier. You're right. Sean, what do you think?
Starting point is 00:35:43 That's the way they did it. How would they do it in Indonesia? Let me see. He's going to know. He needs to get his fingers on it. He's been there, man. Oh, no, this is definitely a transparency that was printed and cut. All right.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Well, you know, when I said the liner, I meant like... When you say liner, you refuse to say transparency. I meant like now it's a liner. Oh, now it's... We've been repurposed as a liner. But it's really cool. They did both sides. Yeah, it's fucking tight, man.
Starting point is 00:36:05 It's a lot of work. Yeah, this is really awesome. It's the bottom of the ocean and something to the sky or the sand or something like that. Yeah, it looks like an ocean in a scuba diver, right? Yeah, and the scuba diver's head is the spool of the tape. Yeah, and it's on the other side is his body. Sorry, I'm just scared.
Starting point is 00:36:20 There's been a lot of shark activity this year. Oh, and you're worried about that. You're worried about a lot of stuff. But that's going to take a long time. I've taken apart cassettes before. Taken a long time. But I only did the one top side, because the bottom side,
Starting point is 00:36:33 you have to actually take the spools out as well. Yeah, you got to take everything out. So you think they did all that work? Oh, yeah, they definitely did. 80. 80? Oh, my God. That's 160 transparencies.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Little transparencies. They're doing both sides. And that takes, that's probably five to ten minutes per tape. Way to go, guys. Yeah. Got a lot of time on your hands. Yeah. Come over here and do my dishes.
Starting point is 00:36:59 You got something to say about it, Joby? You're really getting on it. I just like when you tilt it, it looks like 3D. Whoa, like one of those magic eye posters, man, from the 90s. I love the 90s. Alright, well you want to... I'm just really looking at it. Got really quiet
Starting point is 00:37:16 there for a while. Alright, let's get into this. Hex horizontal, or horizontal, depending on where you're from in the country or the world. Influx 2. I can't say that. I can't say that. I can't say it. Let's just play the tape.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Make it so. Thank you. so ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hex Horizontal Influx 2 The Ithsmus maybe I don't know how to say that And then some Gway ritual Or however you say that Where did we land? Gway?
Starting point is 00:43:03 Gway? With a question mark Ritual Good fucking however you say that. Where did we land? Gouet? Gouet? With a question mark. Ritual. Good fucking tape, man. Awesome looking packaging. I saw the picture. That's hand ticking around the crest. I saw the first one.
Starting point is 00:43:14 It had nice hand ticking around the crest. I really dug it. It was nice. He likes it. Hey, Mikey. You know I do, man. I like it so much, man. I like things like...
Starting point is 00:43:23 I like tapes. I like Twizzlers. I like it so much, man. I like things like, I like tapes. I like Twizzlers. I like when you scratch off lottery tickets, even the ones that don't win, you got something to do. I just want to say right now, the other day you told me that you heard a critique of the show and that I needed more sound effects. Yes. So don't later be like, Joel, you're doing it too much.
Starting point is 00:43:41 No, I like it. All right, I'm doing what the people are suggesting. I'm trying to do it as much as possible you guys well that was just one person you guys talk amongst yourselves for a second i need to find something real quick don't get too scared it'll be it'll be okay go ahead man just you guys i need to find something wait do you want me to talk to them uh sean say something about indonesia let me hear that sample again which one do it again That was gotta eat a booty like groceries. It's the booty, Dave.
Starting point is 00:44:39 God! Oh. Damn it! Buy it again. I'll get it right this time. It's not just any booty. Wait, so who went? I did, but I'm looking for a thing.
Starting point is 00:44:49 No, no, so now it's Dave's turn. So we can talk about Dave's pick. All right. What are you going to play? I'm going to play Dave's Corner. That's a big one, Dave. A couple selections from this metaphysical circuits box set. All right, before we get into that,
Starting point is 00:45:05 I can't find it, but somebody tweeted talking shit on us on the last episode. Yes, what did they say? They said... Finally negative feedback. This motherfucker said, there's 12 minutes of babbling
Starting point is 00:45:15 before they even do the first tape. It's mildly amusing, but is it even a music podcast at this point? I'm trying to find out who the fuck said it, man. No, it's not. It's not about the music. Yeah, first of all, whoever said it was a music podcast.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Yeah, I don't know. I don't think anyone's ever said that. Let me see that, Dave. What's this again? It's a cassette podcast. This is? The whole thing. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:43 You guys want to look at my podcast? Dwayne Gorey. You guys want to look at my podcast? Dwayne Gorey. You guys want to listen to my podcast? Dwayne Gorey. It's a gold copy. Dwayne Gorey was... I don't get it at all. Like, what podcast?
Starting point is 00:45:55 Dwayne... You guys like podcasts? Dwayne Gorey is the guy who did the intro last month. Son of a... And... God damn it! And where he, like, m like mobile he was like this is going Corey all right cool out this little
Starting point is 00:46:11 thing fell out of there Dwayne Gory anyway he recorded the last intro and we we he was ridiculed him because he was like oh he had marbles in his mouth and he sent over another one where he enunciates. He's like, this is Dwayne Gorey. Maybe we'll use that in the future. We'll use that.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Make it so. I will. Talk about this tape. I'm going to keep looking for this asshole. I'm going to play a couple cuts off of this box set. Don't cut yourself. Metaphysical circuits um well it's so scary it's about a month and a half ago it's just so big it's a box audio cassette
Starting point is 00:46:53 anthology it's uh three tapes it comes in this one of those big oversized vinyl cases um yeah this thing is really tight it was only 15 shipped really from denmark from denmark yeah 15 thing is really tight it was only $15 shipped really? from Denmark why is shipping over there just really cheap? I don't know they have so much they gotta get rid of it they have too much shipping these are sold out it was a small edition right?
Starting point is 00:47:19 no it was not yeah but how many people were on it? yeah that's true too there's a lot of people on this thing there's probably I mean, it was 100. Yeah, but how many people were on it? Yeah, that's true, too. There's a lot of people on this thing. Yeah, there's probably, I don't know, like 30 people. You don't think they did an overrun for them, you think? No, I think that's part of the addition, yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:33 But you can still check it out on their Bandcamp. On the internet. Do you have the internet? If you have the internet. Who do you have for an internet provider? I was going to say supplier, but it's the same thing. Who supplies your internet? Wi-fi doctor wi-fi doctor i don't use them too many too many pop-ups see i like the pop-ups i like them too they're fun stacy was listening i like the ones that are like you won yeah some uh podcast on the guy and was talking about the guy who invented pop-ups
Starting point is 00:48:05 ah that he worked for tripod papa up oh you work for tripod huh that makes and then like he made it so it was really make it so easy to make your own website okay but he didn't really mean for other people to use it and then a whole bunch of people made websites like with the dot tripod yeah and then they owed a lot of money Yeah. And then they owed a lot of money. He owed, like, tripod then owed a lot of money to... The server. The server. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:30 So he was like, how are we going to make money? So he then developed the ads. They were like, how are we going to make money? And then all the way from the distance you heard, pop-up. Pop-up. This asshole with sunglasses reading, doing like a crossword puzzle. Pop-ups. What is it?
Starting point is 00:48:48 Sean, do they have pop-ups in Indonesia? Yeah, they do. What's their internet like? Actually, it's kind of censored. Oh. There's certain websites. You're cutting out, dude. I'm cutting out.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Sorry. Someone's cutting out. I think that cable, yeah, is cutting out. All right. Am I good now? Okay, cool okay well you're good now just still like that yeah i'll just stand still right here all right so the uh internet in indonesia obviously um porn is censored for the first thing what what about like something like stepping on balloons like a barefooted person stepping on balloons because that's like dave's porn that's what gets Dave off? Yeah. Just bare feet, balloons, macaroni? Well, not just.
Starting point is 00:49:28 They've got to be interacting together. Well, it depends on the website it's hosted on, right? If it's like balloonpoppin.com, I'm sure it's okay. I'm sorry I don't give you URLs. Dave, it's all right, man. Balloonpoppin.com is okay. Yeah, yeah. You're good.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Okay. But if it's like nakedballoonpoppin.com, then we've got troubles. Then we've got troubles. All kinds of troubles. Or balloonpoppinxxx. Well, just put a pop-up over the nasty parts. Over the nasty. But even certain other things.
Starting point is 00:49:53 I wonder what that means to him. Is it just the whole figure? No. What does that supposed to mean? Pixelated. Because you get, you know, when he says words. I don't like Dave talking sexually. All right.
Starting point is 00:50:05 It's too tall. It's too scary. It is. Turn the bass he says, like, words. I don't like Dave talking sexually. All right? It's too tall. It's too scary. It is. Turn the bass down in your voice, Dave. It's way up. All right, Dave, what are you playing, this comp? I'm playing this comp. I'm going to play three different cuts from it.
Starting point is 00:50:18 From Shingles, who is Jesse DeRosa, grasshopper, bake tapes dude. From New York, Brooklyn, New York. I just re-listened to the tape you put out it's really good that's a really really good tape oh the shingles tape that Dave did on 2am yeah that is really good yeah it's insane Takahiro Makai that's what you grabbed right
Starting point is 00:50:40 yeah he just put out a tape on I have it right behind me on entertainment systems but he had another tape out of about a month ago or so about a week ago i'm trying to think what it was but it was really fucking it was the first thing i heard by him and i want to say finery yeah finery i'm gonna go with finery he's going for can we see finery ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding it was i know it was yeah his shit's tight man and what's the third track you're playing 74 people said finery treselle is treselle is yeah i like the um pronounced treselle is dave
Starting point is 00:51:17 that's what i said do you guys know the name of the um the shingles track on here oh yeah that's that's important theme from Taco Night at 905 North Jackson Street. Which is here, and I don't know when we had the Taco Night, but I guess we did. Well, maybe you've talked about Taco Night before. I don't know. And he just imagines what the theme would sound like. So this comp is like the 400th release for the
Starting point is 00:51:38 person who does this label. Yeah. And like 400th cassette release. Not for the label, but for the person who does the label. Well, he's done several labels. He's done like Beard of Snails, Metaphysical Circuits, something else. And out of all the cassette releases, this is number 400. And for Metaphysical Circuits, it's number 100.
Starting point is 00:51:53 So the comp's called 400 slash 100. Fact check me on that, but I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Hand it over to me. Show me the money. Show me the money. Big ass Disney style case case i love these things i'd say the one downfall how it's just like all white tapes with like a silver marker with
Starting point is 00:52:12 from the numerals one two and three i'd like some labels on here but i'm not but the design's tight the lineup's tight it's it's too scary for joe so let's get in i love that one that's my favorite that's my favorite we're gonna do some fast forward in here. So let's get in. I love that one. That's my favorite. That's my favorite. We're going to do some fast forward in here. All right, let's start off. Shingles and then Takehiro Makai and then Tresselese from the 400- Slash 100 compilation. Metaphysical fucking circuits.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Here goes some loud ass fucking shit. It's going to blow your ears right through your assholes. BJ Outside Space. Thank you. Thank you. so 🎵 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. three cuts off the metaphysical circuits comp which is now sold out. I like that one a lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:47 What's the name of it again? 420 slash 69. 911 slash 813. What's the 813? Oh, you don't know what 813 is? Yeah, I know what 813 is. It's hilarious. What's 813?
Starting point is 01:03:03 What a dummy. Everybody's a dummy. Nobody knows what it is. Joby wasn't hilarious. What's 813? What a dummy. Everybody's a dummy. Nobody knows what it is. Joby wasn't paying. If Joby was here, he'd... Wait, is that Joby? Did I hear him? I want him to know how much of a dummy Sean is.
Starting point is 01:03:15 I think he knows that. All right, we're good then. 400 slash 100. Medifits. Killer fucking label. Yeah. Nice little milestone for them. Good comp.
Starting point is 01:03:27 Great comp. Solid stuff. Broken up into... I like how the tapes are like broken up stylist yeah like the third track is a lot more like band oriented type stuff yeah or the third third tape what did i say third track yeah yeah the third track the third track really has its own thing going for it just that third track just the third track whoever that was. Alright, Sean. Back to you, man. I'm up. Let me ask you a question. When are you going back to Indonesia? In about two months. Did I ask you that already? No, you didn't.
Starting point is 01:03:53 I'll be leaving in about two months, going back in September, doing another year or more. I don't know. My contract's renewed. I'll be there for another year. My friends over there are waiting for me. It's going to be a good time. They're waiting for him. Yeah, they're waiting for me.
Starting point is 01:04:08 They're at the runway right now. Big signs that say, like, Sean, welcome back. No, but I got a lot of good things planned music-wise out there. Nice. Yeah. Got some shows already lined up kind of stuff.
Starting point is 01:04:22 You know, tentatively, of course. Everything kind of happens at its own pace. Any Americans, any fellow Americans ever tour through there? Absolutely. Most people? Yeah, you know Idom Theftable, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, Scott.
Starting point is 01:04:36 I don't know him on a personal level, but I know who you're talking about. Well, he came through Delaware once. Did he? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He did, yeah, yeah. I went to that, yeah. Yeah, he played 700, yeah yeah yeah yeah he's played before um he actually stayed at my house uh when he was in my city and then uh we have a couple other people that are in the noise scene but not americans uh grandpa bella i don't know if you know him the glass blower you know
Starting point is 01:05:00 plays with uh puts a contact mic to glass and like around with that. A lot of people know him. He's been around since the 90s. Let me ask you a question. In Indonesia, what is the general feeling about the Confederate flag there? Because it's a hot button issue here. You're topical, Mike. They don't care about the Confederate flag, but the swastika. The swastika is an interesting thing. How do they know about that? Do they have a Confederate flag, but the swastika is an interesting thing. Oh, yeah? How do they know about that?
Starting point is 01:05:26 Do they have a Confederate flag, but with swastikas instead of stars? No, but since... So you have to understand, Indonesia has a lot... I don't have to do anything. You don't have to, but it would be helpful. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:05:38 For me and my hoon or for somebody else? Well, for anybody who cares. All right, go ahead. What do you got to say? Well, no, so the swastika was originally... I feel so bad that that john pile's not here for the swastika talk yeah he'd be so at home it was originally a hindu symbol right uh-huh so uh it and hindu is one of the major religions in indonesia so there's swastikas everywhere and then they were like we him don't want the swastika anymore but then but then there's also like this this weird affiction. This isn't for everybody, but there's this weird Nazi love that happens over there.
Starting point is 01:06:10 Yeah, in Bandung, one of the cities in East Java actually had a cafe called the Hitler Cafe. You can Google this. This is for real. There's no way that's true. No. Fact check me. I'm not Googling Hitler Cafe. I refuse to.
Starting point is 01:06:24 I never have and I never never have you will be on a watch list right yeah so that so the hitler cafe was pretty much a nazi themed cafe in one of the cities i think i've heard of this before yeah this is real no i've i've heard of this yeah yeah and um so not everybody feels that way but then there's some people and then nazi fashion not everywhere but like certain things like uh swastikas and like uh the eagle holding the swastika i've seen stickers of that on helmets and on motorbikes and well that's a motorcycle thing in america yeah yeah but you know so yeah so i've seen that and it just it just turns out you know indonesia really wasn't super involved in world war ii so it doesn't have the same
Starting point is 01:07:01 effect cultural yeah same cultural impact as seeing like you know the hitler cafe what's dave doing he's frantically he's just playing with it frantically making stickers all go the same way i don't know why i got i got really into it you know you're doing it really fast too those are some pretty sick stickers though it's like the stickers really good oh yeah we got new tabs out stickers yeah spool your? Is that what it is? Yeah, well, you know that rock and roll band, the Grateful Dads? Yeah, the Grateful Dads. They do the running down the drain.
Starting point is 01:07:32 They sound like Fresh, that band Fresh, but they spell it with a PH. Yeah, I like them. We got stickers. I love Fresh. I love Fresh, yeah. Solid, solid music. I like the bootlegs.
Starting point is 01:07:42 Oh, yeah, the bootlegs are really good. You can buy those. Running with the travel.s oh yeah the bootlegs are really good running with the travel yeah exactly so if you want stickers you know come on over Sean what are you playing
Starting point is 01:07:54 this isn't a fucking National Geographic National Geographic issue looking to try and see some boobs for the first time, Sean. What tapes you got? The next one's too scary. That's what I did the first time I saw them.
Starting point is 01:08:16 What about the second time? The second time was all right. It was just smooth sailing. Ain't nothing wrong with sexual feelings, Joe. No, I like it. I like that. He likes it. Hey, Mikey.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Don't bring me into it. Quit harassing me. What do you got? What do I got? I got the next track is Zoo. It's from the album Parashi. It's released on YesNoWave. This one's really good.
Starting point is 01:08:47 This one is really good, yeah. Wait, it's from an album called Parashi or split with Parashi? No, that's the name of the album. Interesting. Different spelling. Different spelling, but... Parasti. P-R-A-S-A-S-T-I.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Now, this guy's like... The Indonesian Mike Patton, right? Yeah, this guy, Ruli, he is considered the Indonesian Mike Patton. He has a wide range of vocal styles. He sings in many different languages. So the track... Is he in a Mr. Bungle cover band? No, unfortunately.
Starting point is 01:09:21 But he sings a whole variety of tracks can I see the cassette again he actually wrote a I love Mr. Dungle this is interesting if you take a look here he wrote his own code and language for the tracks that we're going to listen to
Starting point is 01:09:41 what do they call that in the paper crypto what cryptogram? Yeah, I thought, fuck. If Ian Franklin's listening, the idea bail. We have to bail. We were going to use that idea. It's off.
Starting point is 01:09:56 But were you going to include the alphabet? No, we weren't going to include the code. You had to crack the code yourself. Okay, it's back on. It's back on. Re-engage. And so the tracks that... We're gonna listen to two tracks from here. Okay.
Starting point is 01:10:10 Two strips of bacon. Two strips of bacon, yeah. And the first track is only just like the intro. It's about 40 seconds. But the second track will be... That's short, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the second track is gonna be the title track
Starting point is 01:10:24 that's throughout the cassette culture in Central Java. Oh, yeah. Gotta eat a booty like groceries. That was the first track. Let's get into the second track. And for those listening, if you haven't watched the cassette culture in Central Java documentary that Sean made,
Starting point is 01:10:41 do it. You can go to Tabs Out and then just scroll through the features until you find it. You'll find it. It's awesome, man. Thanks again for making that. Hey, no problem. It's really nice. It's really incredible. You did a good job. Yeah. You did a great job. Well, you guys gave me the... I don't care what anyone
Starting point is 01:10:52 says about you, Sean. You did something. You did a good thing. Thank you. Anyone else says. All the other people. Oh, Ted, I like how this tape just looks like a tape like, you know, a tape from like the 80s. 97 pound. It looks like something you play on 97 pound. 42 degrees in the building. Just got a little bit warmer.
Starting point is 01:11:07 Getting warmer in the building. Getting hot until midnight hour. Gray liner with the white printing. Little copyright thing at the bottom. It's scary for you, huh? Too scary. Too scary. Have open source.
Starting point is 01:11:22 All right, let's do from the the tape Parashi on the label. What was the label? Yes, No Wave. Yes, No Wave. All right, let's listen to that, man. I'm sorry. Yes, we're gonna try to reach up on us. Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario. Thank you. I will not let you go I will not let you go I will not let you go I will not let you go I don't believe you're new.
Starting point is 01:14:10 I'm a man without a name. I'm a man without a name. I'm a man without a name. Hey, what do you know? I don't know. Oh Oh God make us a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people
Starting point is 01:15:32 a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people Thank you. ¶¶ ¶¶ Oh, my God. Thank you. Yabu Daula Yabu Daula Yabu Daula Yabu Daula Yabu Daula Yabu Daula Yabu Daula Yabu Daula
Starting point is 01:18:02 Yabu Daula Yabu Daura Yabu Daura Yabu Daura Yabu Daura Yabu Daura Yabu Daura Yabu Daura Yabu Daura Yabu Daura Get that.
Starting point is 01:18:30 Get that. That is actually a good one to get. I don't know why I never thought about that. We're back. That's what it works like. Are we back? What's it get? Yeah, we're back.
Starting point is 01:18:39 Sean, bring it back in, man. That was Zoo with the track off of Parashi. You're cutting out, man. What's with that mic? It's Mike's mic. Yeah, it is your mic. It is your mic. Can you lean in on Joe's?
Starting point is 01:18:52 I think I'm okay now. Oh, there it is. Yeah, I'm good now. He's back. I'm not sharing. All right, so that was Zoo. That's not my name. I'm not sharing.
Starting point is 01:18:58 My name's Joe. The track off of Central Cassette Culture and Central Java. Yeah, she was in the credits, right? Yeah, well, it was throughout, actually. Oh, it was throughout. It was the whole thing. But it was, you know, it was up. So when I said it's in the credits, I was right.
Starting point is 01:19:11 You are right. Jesus Christ, who turns to Joe B? What tapes do you have? You're asking yourself? Correct. All right, I have this tape. I don't know why I'm trying to say this. Bugave?
Starting point is 01:19:30 Baguive? Baguive. Bajeev. Bajeev. Bajeev. It's like a French cheese. I don't like it. It's too creamy.
Starting point is 01:19:38 I don't like soft cheeses. It's one of the few hard French cheeses. Oh, really? I don't like it. Oh, this is a finery tape, right? A finery tape. Rewind the A side for me. Screw side.
Starting point is 01:19:49 God damn it. What? It's not that big of a deal. Now we're going to talk over it? I don't know. This is a screwless tape. Rewind the screw side. He's got it!
Starting point is 01:19:58 He's got it. I wanted him to be flipping for a while. Quit razzing me. No, because the one side has a label. He's so stupid. Don't raz me too hard. Oh, come on, guys. Quit razzing me. No, because the one side has a label. You're so stupid. Don't raz me too hard. Oh, come on, guys. Quit razzing me.
Starting point is 01:20:09 Hey, why are there so many settings on the blender? That's a good one. We're going to play a couple tracks off this, like three or four tracks because they're all
Starting point is 01:20:19 pretty short. Jesus Christ, why don't you marry the tape three or four tracks? Why don't we play the whole thing? Hmm. Let me see it. Pass that over.
Starting point is 01:20:28 There you go. I love this label. I do. I want to put the J card in the case and look at it. Fine Array always somehow... You want me to say something nice about that label? I'll say something nice about that label. They always have a nice array of
Starting point is 01:20:44 Noroco cases. He likes it! You know I like it. I'll say something nice about that label. They always have a nice array of Noroco cases. There's like... He likes it! You know I like it. There'll be a white one. How tight is it? There'll be a clear blue one. It's so tight.
Starting point is 01:20:52 It's extra tight. There'll be like an orange one. There'll be like a clear lime citrus one. So like colors that you can think of. It's like they'll have like different colors I can think of and every once in a while they'll be clear. Too scary for Joe though. He doesn't want them to be clear. You like the opaque ones, right?
Starting point is 01:21:09 You don't want to see the tape? Yeah, yeah, I do. I like that. Fair enough. Tight artwork. Do I need to say what it looks like? Can we just play the tape? Gotta eat the booty like groceries.
Starting point is 01:21:22 That was good. Who's next? Alright, so let's get into this. That was good. Who's next? All right. So let's get into this. Did we forget how to say it? Begave? Beguive? Beg it so.
Starting point is 01:21:33 Key luck. Finery number 26. Beguive. I'm going to look up who. It's Bugweave. Bugweave. Buckweave. Beguive.
Starting point is 01:21:43 Buckweave? I don't think you say the V. Oh, buckwith. Bagua. Joe, you can just call it a fart. Ew, no potty humor. Too scary. Now you took it too far, Dave.
Starting point is 01:21:57 Let's get into it. God. I'm pro some boy, boys. Engage. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so The End Thank you. so Thank you. Bug weave. Bug weave. Bug weave. Booger Avenue. Booger Avenue. Booger Avenue.
Starting point is 01:27:48 I have keelotape on finery. On finery. That was fucking tight, man. Buggy. I went looking for, I went searching on the web, the deep web. I went like, I put on like a wetsuit and dove into my laptop. Went searching for some info. On Google deep web.
Starting point is 01:28:01 Google plus deep web. Couldn't find much about the. The boogie. Booger weave. Boogie find much about the... The McGeeve. Is it something backwards? It's like... Yeah. It's upside down. It's upside...
Starting point is 01:28:12 Okay, all the letters are upside down. You have to Google it with an upside down keyboard. Stand on your head and Google that. I can't do it. Whose turn is it? I think it's you. Me? Already?
Starting point is 01:28:21 Yeah. All right. Show me the money. Oh, I will. Okay. I think I'll change up a little bit here. Got to take... God damn it!
Starting point is 01:28:31 Does that make you upset? I don't like you changing things up. I can keep it. They make me mad. It's too scared. I don't want you to be scared, big guy. All right. Play a tape here from...
Starting point is 01:28:42 That's actually an angry guy, Mike. Play it again, Jeff. Play it again. That one? No. guy, Mike. Play it again, Jeff. Play it again. That one? No. He's furious. Play it again. God damn it.
Starting point is 01:28:50 That guy's furious. No, no, no. The other guy's furious. Listen. No, that guy's horrified. No, he's furious. No, it's mad angry. He's mangry.
Starting point is 01:28:59 Mangry. I get that way sometimes. I get hangry sometimes when your blood sugar drops Rick Weaver spiritual recess split self release tape gonna play something off the Rick Weaver side dude who um oh I will
Starting point is 01:29:16 he's in that trio Formalog uh where are they from Providence mostly I believe I think Rick Weaver lives in Providence, mostly, I believe. I think Rick Weaver lives in Providence. I'm not sure. I know Ren, the dude who also does that project, Container.
Starting point is 01:29:32 I believe he's living in Providence. Currently. Currently in the province of Providence, Rhode Island. How big is the province of Providence? Anyway, this tape, I love this. First of all, look at this cover. Look at these fellas. That's just fellas being fellas right there.
Starting point is 01:29:51 What's he doing? A cigarette? Like two dudes on their knees wearing, they both got cowboy hats on. There's a laptop out. He's lighting a cigarette for the fella. Is he lighting it or giving it to him? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:30:00 What's he doing? From here, it looks like he's kneeling down and lightly punching him in the face. No, this is an act of kindness. No, because there's no lighter. He's putting the... Yeah, yeah. And the tape, just a green tape, it's just got the band-aid on there. And Ben just wrote, like had a child write Rick Weaver.
Starting point is 01:30:15 It's really bad. Oh, the case is already broken. I hope the tape just like burst into flames. No, but there's like, there's no regards for how you're supposed to fold things at all in here. Look at this little insert. It came with a mini J-card. Look at this thing. Oh, it's a poster.
Starting point is 01:30:34 The honest size thing because it's way too small to be a poster but way too big to be an insert. Put this on your wall? Yeah. What would you say that is? What size is that? Like 5 by... 22. 5 by 8 and a half? A picture
Starting point is 01:30:50 of the fellas? They used to do dinguses. They do look like dinguses, don't they? I like their cowboy hats, though. The use of a black cowboy hat and a white cowboy hat. The classic spy versus spy. Yeah, good cop, bad cop. It says, be free or cry. Alex on the phone. I don't know what any of that means. Yeah, good cop, bad cop. It says, be free or cry.
Starting point is 01:31:05 Alex on the phone. I don't know what any of that means. But play a little bit off the Rick Weaver side. I was listening to it earlier, so it's got like a, you know, it's into it here. God, there's another little tiny little insert that's just like. There's another one in there? Look at this J card, too. It's got this tiny little.
Starting point is 01:31:23 Wait, that wasn't what you showed me earlier? No, no, that's just like an insert. Oh, all right. Look at this J card, too. It's got this tiny little... Wait, that wasn't what you showed me earlier? No, no. That's just like an insert. Oh, all right. Look at this J card. It's got a tiny little extra flap for no reason. We made it too big. It's slightly too big.
Starting point is 01:31:34 Cut that off, man. Rick, it's too big. Let me see that. Let me see that. Is that spiritual recess? Yeah. I wish we knew his name so we can say it back.
Starting point is 01:31:42 Rick, god damn it. You made it too big What did I tell you already about the J card Just fold it I said make it the right size and you didn't You made it too big Just fold the god damn thing I don't think people should have to fold it
Starting point is 01:31:57 I think it should be the correct size to fit in the case And what is this while we're at it Is this a poster or an insert? No one's gonna put this on their wall. No one's gonna hang this above their bed. It's just a picture. When we took those pictures of us in cowboy hats, that was a private
Starting point is 01:32:16 moment. Looks like a goddamn poster to me. Rick, I want to talk to you about the cover of our split cassette. Now, when I got on the floor and we put on them cowboy hats and I handed you that Marlboro that was a private
Starting point is 01:32:33 moment I didn't think there would be any picture I wasn't aware of the press being present and I didn't think you'd go and use it for a dang cassette cover but if you would could you at least make it the right size? It's too big. There's an extra flap.
Starting point is 01:32:52 All right, well, let's get into this Rick Weaver from the Split with Spiritual Recess, a somewhat new self-release cassette. I think we just introduced a new character. Spiritual Recess? Yeah. Call me SR just introduced a new character. Spiritual recess? Yeah. Call me SR. Alright, Rick. Rick, we're gonna play your music now, okay?
Starting point is 01:33:12 I hope that makes you happy. The living stereo. The living stereo. The Living Stereo The Living Stereo The Living Stereo The Living Stereo The Closing Words The Closing Words The river brings down the ocean The river brings down the ocean Thank you. guitar solo It's a stereo It's a stereo guitar solo I'm going to go. Thank you. I'm trying to get my identity. I think we can try to find a new team. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:36:33 I recognize that apology. Drop me on the head again. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Woo! ¶¶ ¶¶ To the curse the earth in my form On all the treacherous hawks buried With my hat and boots
Starting point is 01:38:16 To gain the better view Fakes in my room My thoughts laid out My springs unwound The summer smell from my core As the water runs through my eyes The doctor took control and made IAY. Rick Weaver. Motherfucking Rick Weaver tearing it apart. You're 97 pound.
Starting point is 01:39:33 That was a spiritual recess. Big time fucker said come in a chew. Tear your whole head of hair out. Make a fucking chinchilla out of it. Too scary. All right, Davey boy. DJ boy outside space boat drop the anchor down show me the money what do you got dave uh i don't know you know what that was gotta eat the booty like groceries that was pretty good i can't what tapes do you have
Starting point is 01:40:02 i'm gonna play this one now why is that too hold on hold on hold on i got a question why is that too scary he plays stuff all the time way too scary what do you got dave this wasa cathedral tape that came out on adhesive sound adhesive is it sound or sounds sounds S just didn't come out. Let me see the cover. Of your mouth? Yeah. Let me see the goddamn cover, Dave.
Starting point is 01:40:30 All right. I have one. Be nice to him. I think we played one of their tapes before, right? Did I play one one time? Wasted Cathedral or Adhesive Sound. I think we have, yeah. Yeah. It was good.
Starting point is 01:40:40 Yeah, the same thing. I remember it being good. Did we play this one? Not this one. Not this one. That's why I said, show me the goddamn cover, Dave show me the money show me the money two strips of bacon you guys want to take a little gander at that and there's a it's like one of them they're motels yeah but check out how the artwork um isn't on the spine but then picks up on the little flap again oh
Starting point is 01:41:00 i like that hold on wait wait let me see i like that so i'm looking at the cover I like that It's like a parking lot of a shady motel It says motel in neon light It's got some trees Looks like it could use a little bit of gardening And it's got just text on the spine And then the picture's on the back again I do like that Dave
Starting point is 01:41:19 I fucking dig this And it's so simple You know I like it I like all kinds of stuff man I like when they give you an extra pair of shoelaces when you buy sneakers I like and it's very simple but I like I like how the
Starting point is 01:41:36 clear shell has like the tiny black type on it all of a sudden now this one headphone doesn't feel right we want to get do we know who Wasted Cathedral is we've played them already Man, all of a sudden now this one headphone doesn't feel right. Do we know who Wasted Cathedral is? We've played them already. We're playing them again. David, did you do any research?
Starting point is 01:41:54 We'll talk about it when we come back. Oh, all right. He's got some special plan for us. Well, you just got me hard. All right, well, let's get into this Wasted Cathedral. Beat nightmares through dead suburb. Now, why can you say that? Piece of sounds. Number 26. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't know. I'm going to go ahead and get back to work. Thank you. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't know. Thank you. I don't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't know. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. I can't wait to see you again. the Before the shaving cream, you put on before shave.
Starting point is 01:50:10 You splash it on. Then it gets nice and minty. Then you put on shaving cream and you shave. Then the after shave. There should be a during shave, too. That shaving cream. No, it should be something else. Like, when does it... You put on the before shave. No, it should be something else. How does that work?
Starting point is 01:50:26 You put on the before shave. Then you put on the shaving cream. While you're shaving. You need a second person. No, the razor has a little reservoir of during shave.
Starting point is 01:50:44 So it sprays it as it's cutting? Well, it's more of a mist. Oh, it's a misty. It's a misty rain. You put it in your shower head and you spray it. Is that where you shave in the shower? You shave in the shower? With the electric one?
Starting point is 01:50:59 When I use during shave stuff. Dave's got a death wish. Dave lives on the edge, man. He grips it and he rips it oh he doesn't give a shit no i use all three shaving things there's four like a man there's four yeah before shave shaving cream during shave after shave four four all the shaves there's a not shaving stuff too you put on when you're just not shaving you're just whenever you're just not shaving. Whenever you're not shaving, you splash it on.
Starting point is 01:51:26 It's like a conditioning for shaving. In the future, the culture will be that you're constantly putting something on your face. What's not shaving made out of? It's all the other stuff mixed together. Okay. You shake it up and you put a little bit of cherries in there. Cherries? That's the secret.
Starting point is 01:51:42 Because of what? Because of the stems? No, the seeds. I don't like the way they grow. Waste of Cathedral. Beat nightmares through dead suburbs. And adhesive sound. You don't like the way they grow?
Starting point is 01:51:57 No. Christopher Laramie. Too crazy. Canadian fellow. You're scared of me? Not in my goddamn America. He's not coming in. It's okay, man. Don't worry. All right. We're scared of me. On my goddamn America. He's not coming in. It's okay, man.
Starting point is 01:52:06 Don't worry. All right. We're keeping him up there. Yeah, he's got stuff out on Prairie Fire, too. So maybe we played something on Prairie Fire. What's that cover look like, dude? It's got... It's like a seascape.
Starting point is 01:52:17 Nope, that's not it. No? No. Something else. I can't describe it, but I know that's not it. Does that make sense? Whose turn is it? It makes perfect sense
Starting point is 01:52:28 Dave's corner I don't think it's my turn I just went Who played that? I did Are we recording the episode tonight? Tomorrow We're just hanging out tonight
Starting point is 01:52:41 Start over Let's turn. Start over. Let's start over. Start the whole thing. We're back to Sean. Take two. Take two. Go. All right.
Starting point is 01:52:50 So before I introduce this set, maybe I can pass around some of the- Yeah, you brought some stuff here for us, huh? Some of my collection of cassettes. I didn't bring everything, but I brought a nice range of- Go home and get the rest. Are you serious? Of Indonesian stuff? Yeah, Indonesian stuff.
Starting point is 01:53:05 He didn't bring everything from Indonesia. No, no. Either stuff that was released by like noise artists or indie bands or stuff that was classic. For example, here's like an example of Cro Chong, which is classic Indonesian music from like the 70s. And it's kind of got a uh portuguese influence and here's uh an example of some gamelan from my city which is like classic indonesian music
Starting point is 01:53:34 made with uh metal and a lot of that is a tight fucking label what's that label is that like just a blank no no this is that the label that they made for the tape? Yeah, that's actually like a uniform label. All of them have that same image. Those are fucking tight. Wait, this one's covering something up. There's a label underneath there. What?
Starting point is 01:53:56 I like how the sides are called index. There is a label underneath there. On both sides. Index one and index two. Maybe it was like another cassette release, and then they took it over and said you know we're gonna put our own record company on it Yeah, this one's not like that this other one this Like this guy I want to see what's scary. Ah!
Starting point is 01:54:27 And that's actually like... Oh, that's way too scary. It's not that scary. This is like some spooky phone shit. I want to work with one mush. That was a good...
Starting point is 01:54:42 What is that character? That was like a He was in the mob Like with Al Capone Al Capone's boys One less see One less What are we doing
Starting point is 01:54:55 I'm sorry So I got some other stuff This is Actually you know This is what the shell Cover For Locanata Would look like
Starting point is 01:55:03 The First recording studio And first Record pressing plant and tape duplicating plant. And that was in Solo, Indonesia, Central Java. And that's what, like, if you got a cassette from them in the 80s or 90s, this is what it would look like. And then the artist name would just change. Then the artist would be over there. Yeah. But they'd all look the same.
Starting point is 01:55:23 They'd all look the same. Really like that. Kind of like the other ones that I showed you that were from like the 80s. Oh, yeah. I have a question, Sean. Yeah, what's that? At 1,919,440 square kilometers, or 741,050 square miles. I don't do math.
Starting point is 01:55:38 Is Indonesia, would you say, the 15th largest country? No, no, your math is wrong. Oh, interesting. Yeah, yeah, I'd say it's actually the 15th largest country? No, no, your math is wrong. Oh, interesting. Yeah, yeah, I'd say it's actually the 14th. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Actually, I don't think that's true. I think you're right.
Starting point is 01:55:53 What else you got in that box? I got some other stuff. So this one is interesting. This is an indie band. A lot of poppy stuff. Looks like a box of crayons there. But it looks like a box of crowns, right? It does.
Starting point is 01:56:02 I thought that was kind of cool. Well, hold on. Open that up, because that looks like... Are there crayons in it looks like a box of crowns right it does i thought that was kind of cool well hold on open that up because that looks like are there crayons 13 colorful tunes wait are there crayons in here no no it's just like the this is like die cut what what is this enjoy that you're cutting out you're cutting out big time fella yeah i thought you would enjoy that one uh i got some other stuff here's some nintendos for dave oh i see what they did holy shit let's not move off from this yet. All right.
Starting point is 01:56:26 This crayon one, it looks like a crayon box, with the little thing you hang on the rack on the top, and you pull it out, and it's got these die-cut crayons in the paper that fold open. Am I describing that nicely? Yeah, you're doing a great job. You're doing a really good job, buddy. Thanks.
Starting point is 01:56:43 There's brown, there's orange, there's yellow, there's two greens and two blues. Not a good variety of colors over in Indonesia, Sean. What's that all about? It's a colorful country. They censor some of the reds and stuff? No, no, no. It's all, there's no censoring on the colors.
Starting point is 01:56:59 All right, what do you got? I got some other stuff, too. This is like a home dub, almost, so an example of like you know just okay yeah but there's a game boing on the cover oh there's a game boing on there yeah you play danky kang on there astro joe this is astro joe that's a good one good reference uh yeah here we go this is a another example of something that you would get done nowadays
Starting point is 01:57:26 if you went to a more professional place. I got a question for you, Sam. Wow, they really... This is the more professional. Yeah, that's the more professional, but not the most. There's just a little clear little sticker on there now. Yeah, that's the professional, huh? That's the more professional,
Starting point is 01:57:43 because the duplication itself is actually done... I like it old school. I like it old school, too. Sound quality, though, you're saying that's the professional huh that's the more professional because the duplication itself is actually sound i like it old school i like it old school too sound quality though you're saying that's better sound quality yeah i have a question for you so you went to indonesia right yeah uh-huh and i know you've told stories i've heard you tell a story just earlier about like how you shit there and stuff right yeah yeah was there anything that was just like you were like no this is too much i I can't do this. Wait, wait. How did you, how do you, like. So, it's a hole in the ground. Oh, and you just do the squat over it, right?
Starting point is 01:58:09 Yeah, you just do the squat over top of it. That's actually supposed to be better. It is. It's much better. For who? For you. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:58:14 For your colon. I believe that. I believe that. That's how you're supposed to poop. Yeah, exactly. Right? It's like, like how we're, like, so we're, we're not supposed to. You mean we're not supposed to poop in porcelain?
Starting point is 01:58:23 No. That's not how we evolved? We're supposed to just poop, take a squat, and just poop. But what's the one thing that you were like, I can't do that? Honestly, I can't think of a good question
Starting point is 01:58:36 or a good response to that question right now because I did a lot of stuff. You're a nasty boy, aren't you? You like it all the way. You like all that shit. Yeah. I mean, girl. And also, I happen to be in a city that was kind of a university city and an artist
Starting point is 01:58:50 city. There were a lot of art galleries, a lot of colleges. A lot of experiments going on. So there wasn't a whole lot of weird stuff going on. Oh, I bet there was. Yeah. What are those little guys? What about food wise?
Starting point is 01:59:01 Oh, these dudes. Yeah. What about food wise? Describe your first meal. Okay. My first meal would have been not in indonesia but in your life in my in my life uh my mother yeah that's unnatural it is anyway um filthy that's the breast milk is natural you can get boob bugs that way kids million kids get boob bugs that way gross is that true were you mess no what do you got there where there's a little long room these dudes um are another gift for you guys oh i like
Starting point is 01:59:32 i get all three pick pick pick your shadow puppet these are shadow puppets uh it's called wayang theater and it's like a popular form of um entertainment from you know the pre-colonial and colonial days. And it's just like puppets that are made out of water buffalo hide. I get the taller one. Yeah, the one that really personifies you. I'm going to pick Mike's. Yeah, pick the one that you think is you. I like their faces.
Starting point is 01:59:57 That's Mike. Mike is the one with the big nose. Look, he's wily. And so these guys are actually brothers, and they're trickster gods. So I thought that would be perfect for you guys. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. So if I take this tape off, then I can wiggle these two things.
Starting point is 02:00:11 Yeah, take the tape off. And wiggle their arms. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, what? Those are really cool. These are really for us? Yeah, those are for you guys. Thank you, Sean.
Starting point is 02:00:18 Yeah, no worries. This is awesome, man. Thanks. And interesting thing, this was a popular form of theater. And instead of going to the movies like we would, people would go to Wyong Theater. And it would also like introduce news of the day and like what's going on, you know, in the political system at the time. And these guys were kind of the trickster gods and they would come and just like mess everything up. And they were kind of they were knuckleheads.
Starting point is 02:00:44 Yeah, they were knuckleheads. They were Indonesian knuckleheads. Yeah, they were you guys. Too scary. Dave, put your tiny shoes on one of them. I'm trying to get the legs apart so I can do that. Definitely trying to get the tape off. All right, what tape are you going to play? The next tape I'm going to play is,
Starting point is 02:01:00 this is probably the most professional you could get done. This is from Blesmoker, a band from Bandung. They were East Java, so we're kind of moving away from Central Java going over to East. Wait, is the band Hypnagogic or Bottlesmoker? Bottlesmoker.
Starting point is 02:01:14 Hypnagogic is the name of the album. Oh, all right. It's confusing, isn't it? Yeah. It's confusing. And if you look, it's a double cassette. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Especially because the spine's upside down.
Starting point is 02:01:22 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at the window on this one. Look at the window. What one. Look at the window. Look over here. What? Look. What is that? I've never seen anything like that before in my entire life. Joe B, somebody give him CPR. What is going on here? That's an oval. That's a football shaped.
Starting point is 02:01:35 That's a football shaped oval. That's insane. I said oval. You said oval. I said oval. I like how the spools on the inside make it look more even. Make it look even more like a football. And I like that it's kind of right in the middle so the cassette is split in the football.
Starting point is 02:01:54 This is insane. It's like an eyeball. Yeah, it is. This is insane. Is the other one like that too? Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 02:02:00 And I have another cassette from, I guess, the same pressing plant. I'm bedazzled plant That has that as well Oh yeah What I want some football shaped window I want some How come I don't get any Mom
Starting point is 02:02:16 That's the football shaped window I want them Two separate tapes Like if you buy it it's shrink wrapped It's shrimp wrapped. Is that how they do it over there? They wrap them in shrimp? These guys just can't get better for the environment. The spine, right, huh? No, those are completely
Starting point is 02:02:34 upside down. But, yeah. That's alright. You'll get it one day, boys. I think because the toilets flush the other way. The spines go the other way The toilets flush with a bucket of water That's right, you shit in holes
Starting point is 02:02:49 Actually they do have western toilets too It's not like anywhere I went it was always holes There were western toilets as well Like in the holes? You dig the hole and throw the toilet in it? Because they don't really know how to use it yet There's a mix, sometimes you have a hole And sometimes you have a western
Starting point is 02:03:05 toilet. It depends on where you're going. When you flush the western toilet, does it just go to somebody else's hole? No, it goes into a plumbing system and an irrigation system. Plumbing? Yeah, it's there. Weird. Alright, well let's get into this tape. Yeah. What are we playing again?
Starting point is 02:03:22 We are playing Bottlesmoker. Hypnagogic and this track is called Roses. It's featuring a Japanese singer as well and it's kind of a chill jam. You did really good that time Sean. I'm proud of you. I learned. Alright let's get into Bottlesmoker. Here we go. Thank you. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth.
Starting point is 02:04:09 I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth.
Starting point is 02:04:17 I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. Thank you. Thank you. All right, that was Bottlesmoker
Starting point is 02:06:36 with Roses featuring Japanese singer Koyiku, and that track album is called Hypnagogic. That was really, really good. That was tight, man. That was really tight. Good job coming back for me, too, Sean. Thank you. I'm learning. You're doing a great job. I appreciate it. Hold the microphone the right way and everything.
Starting point is 02:06:54 Get the elbow up higher, Joe. Look at this one. For those of you that can't see, Dave is playing with his puppet and he's dancing with it. He's making his arms move up and down. It's kind of doing like a walk like an Egyptian. He's smacking his ass and rubbing his belly at the same time. I love it.
Starting point is 02:07:13 It's getting me going. He likes it. Hey, Mikey. Whoa, what happened there? I don't know. It's just buffering. Buffering. A lot of Jimmy Buffering tonight, Dave.
Starting point is 02:07:23 Jimmy Buffering. It's so weird. I like it. Buffering or Buffering, which is like a headache medicine. Oh, yeah. Buffering. You can't do it. A lot of Jimmy Buffering tonight, Dave. Jimmy Buffering. It's so weird. I like it. Buffering or Bufferin, which is like a headache medicine. Oh, yeah. Big time. Jimmy Bufferin. What do you got, Joe?
Starting point is 02:07:32 Your turn. I like when Mike doesn't like my jokes and he's just like, uh-huh. You like that? Let's play this CDX tape on Suite 309. Okay. You like sports? Sports. I like As Suck.
Starting point is 02:07:47 Sports. A souk? Not Ass Suck. Ass Factor 4. Who did the... Ass Factor 4. Who did the record called Sports? Ass Factor 4.
Starting point is 02:07:55 It was the collage of the Huey Lewis and the News record? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me a reference. I actually don't know if I like the record. I haven't listened to it in like probably 16 years or what. Sorry, I'm entranced by what Dave is doing with the puppet. What is Dave doing? Is he still fucking with that puppet?
Starting point is 02:08:06 It's real sexual. Yeah, he's smoking a cigarette. Watch. Like a French style. He does have like a little French style mustache. No, he's doing it like Andrew Dice Clay style
Starting point is 02:08:16 smoking a cigarette. Hey! Whatever happened to Andrew Dice Clay? He just performed somewhere. He's back. Is he around? Yeah, he's back.
Starting point is 02:08:23 He's back, huh? Yeah, full of the whole shtick. With the shtick and everything? Yeah. How old is he? I don't know, like 70? He's not 70. I was thinking 60.
Starting point is 02:08:33 He's got to be 60. Oh, man. What if he was 69, you guys? He's 92. You should invite him for the next episode. He's 114 years young. All right, CDX. This is a new one on Sweet 309.
Starting point is 02:08:44 Came out in a batch with... What came out in this batch? I don't know. Does anyone know? You tell me. Fuck. You. You.
Starting point is 02:08:52 It was a... You tell me. Matthew Akers tape. Uh-huh. And a Jeremiah Fisher tape. Akers. Akers. And Matthew Akers.
Starting point is 02:09:00 He's 57. Matthew Akers is 57? Yeah, he's old. He just got into shit. Well, good for him. And, um... Good for him. This tape is the dude Tim Thornton who does the label. This is one of his projects.
Starting point is 02:09:13 Is that scary to you, Joe? No, I'm just surprised. CDX stands for, uh... Fuck, what is it now? Oh, yeah. What was that? Like, Cousins La Dane? It's from... It's from Arrested Development. It's the French movie. Yeah, about cousins.
Starting point is 02:09:29 About cousins. The new season's coming out soon. What, Arrested Development? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I haven't heard any buzz about that. I wasn't really hot on the last one.
Starting point is 02:09:37 Do you like it? Season four or whatever. I didn't like it. But did you like season four? I thought it was all right. I mean, you have to watch it a second time. Well, I watch everything a second time, Sean. Because the first time it was kind of weird for me
Starting point is 02:09:48 because you go and throw it and you don't realize you're doing like individual characters for each episode. The format's weird. The format's weird. I didn't like the format. I didn't like how the group dynamic wasn't there. And Lindsay looks crazy.
Starting point is 02:10:00 Yeah, she looks weird. She looks crazy as fuck. Not enough Buster for me. I'm a Buster man. Oh, he's a Buster man. I love Buster. I'm looks crazy as fuck. Not enough Buster for me. I'm a Buster man. Oh, he's a Buster man. Yeah. I love Buster. I'm a George Michael man.
Starting point is 02:10:08 I'm a Buster head. Oh, I'm a big George Michael head. All right. You got faith, man. Now you are going to- That's my favorite. Now you are going to play something on here, Joe. I like this cover, by the way.
Starting point is 02:10:20 You dropped my download code. Did I? I like the- The slime? Yeah, the slime. The slime blobs. I met George Michael at a Wawa. I met him at a Zingo's at three in the morning.
Starting point is 02:10:33 He was buying bulk coffee. You saw him at Zingo's? I saw him at Wawa. I got slowly morphing into a southern gentleman. Now, Joe, you were going to play something else, but you were saying rewind it, but I'm saying let's go straight to the last track on the B-side. Yeah, let's play the last track, which is a cover.
Starting point is 02:10:52 And I was listening to this tape in the car, driving back from the Home Depot. I just had to pick up some wood. I'm a Lowe's man. And I'm listening to this, and I'm like, what the fuck is this? This is a cover song, but what is it? And I just couldn't place it. And I'm listening to this and I'm like, what the fuck is this? This is a cover song. But what is it?
Starting point is 02:11:07 And I just couldn't place it. And it went on for so long. And then I finally said, well, let me look at what the title is. And the title is Escapade Dot... Is it Dot Middy? You ever hear Xtreme? Dot Mid.
Starting point is 02:11:18 Dot Mid Dub. Right? Yeah. Or is Dub something else? No, that's not. No, it is. It's the Janet Jackson song Escapade. It's a cover of that.
Starting point is 02:11:25 It's a cover. And it's fucking tight, man. Wanna ticky, wanna escapade. Remember the wardrobe malfunction, you guys? It was very scary. Dave, you sure that's not recording all... No. Nipples are scary, right?
Starting point is 02:11:39 Nipples are disgusting. Filthy, disgusting features. Can't believe we have two of them. Alright, well let's get into this. Is it... So scary to Joe B. CDX. Am I saying that correctly? I think you were saying those letters correctly.
Starting point is 02:11:56 From the fresh tape from Sweet 309 called Sports. Here's a little Janet Jackson cover. Here's a little Janet Jackson cover Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. on youtube in indonesia yes it's too scary yeah so like you know when i was saying earlier that porn like porn websites would be blocked, but YouTube isn't blocked, so anything on YouTube is good to go. YouTube's not blocked, huh? YouTube's not blocked.
Starting point is 02:17:11 Cool stuff. Slick stuff. A lot of stuff. Yeah, and like, unlike, you know, China, you know, Facebook is not blocked either. Interesting. In China, obviously, it's going to be blocked. What about MySpace? I haven't looked, but...
Starting point is 02:17:22 What about E-Bombs World? E-Bombs World? What about Pizza pizza hut.com i don't know but hamster dance i could tell you was around oh you can get to hamster dance so you're good there what's that you've never seen hamster dance just some more internet shit that i don't know about joe first and now this wow this is really weird joe i love shreds shreds is good all Alright, but that was CDX. Would you just Google?
Starting point is 02:17:48 He's pulling up hamster pants. Oh, you're doing something different. You're doing a different bit. I only got a lot of balls in the air right now. That should be your guy at the internet cafe who goes behind strangers. Would you just Google? Like a latte? What are you Googling? I just did bed sores.
Starting point is 02:18:07 I don't got them. Just wouldn't know if I do get them. I wouldn't be prepared. All right, if you want to see what I'm Googling later, you come on by. All right, well, he knows some people, though. Larry. Hey, Jimmy. Hey, you old SOB, what are you Googling?
Starting point is 02:18:20 Ah, don't pull up Bing. I know that's just a good show me the Google tab. You know what I like. Woo! That's pretty good. You got a good cachet there, man. Don't clear that. Don't clear that out. Don't clear that history, man. That's a good history. Cachet? You know how to cash?
Starting point is 02:18:37 Cachet, right? You say cachet? I don't know how to say it. Cachet. A cachet. They have a friend, Tim, that comes in and doesn't know how to use computers. Doesn't know how to use computers and doesn't know how to use computers. Doesn't know how to use computers or doesn't know how to use Google? Yo, make a copy for me. Copy what? End scene.
Starting point is 02:18:57 Yeah, exactly. Whose turn is it? I don't know. That was you. Me. My turn. I already went. You went. No, you played that. I picked the track. I was you. Me. My turn. I already went. You went. No, you played that.
Starting point is 02:19:07 I picked the track. I said CDX. Yeah, I know. Prank. Don't prank me. You know it's too scary. How many emails you get every day? I got the voice like wavered at the end.
Starting point is 02:19:20 Day. I don't know what it is. They say it's spam, but I don't know. It looks like a pretty good deal. All right, I'm going to play a tape. No, I don't want to play this. Where's the tape I want to play? What's that in your weird hand?
Starting point is 02:19:37 Don't put your foot on my foot. Yours are so warm, though. Bring that back. That's going to move on. That's going to move on, all right? I so found it score easy simple I found it didn't have a doubt my mind I wouldn't find it dragon time you're gonna say fart. Dragon time. Yeah, it was just like dragon time. Get seriously, you jokers.
Starting point is 02:20:09 Dragon time. Would dragon fart really be that surprising? It would be disgusting. Too much, yeah. Really stinky. Too much? A lot of sulfur. Self-titled tape on Inner Islands. Brand new one that came out that was a Sombra Sola cassette and this cassette.
Starting point is 02:20:26 This is Inner Islands number 39. Duo of I'm not going to say the name right. Kefara Moon and Robin McMillan. Some synthesizers, some vocals, some percussion, some bass, some guitar. I like the bass. I love
Starting point is 02:20:42 the artwork on this. It's like a It's like a rock band. Like a My Little Pony's rip-off type thing. It's like a bootleg My Little Pony. Filtered through Google Dream or whatever. No, it's not that
Starting point is 02:20:58 scary. That's too scary. I actually don't think it's scary. You don't think it's scary? No. It's too scary. I like it. My tiny horses. Artwork. Shout out to Alexis Amon for the artwork because it's fucking, it's so good. It's okay.
Starting point is 02:21:14 It's really good. It's a really good tape. I listened to this just today. I was in the car listening to this one. I'm trying to decide. You're in the car a lot. I got a lot of places to be. No, I was at Home Depot getting wood not that long ago, though.
Starting point is 02:21:28 Thanks, O'Banner. I was in the car today trying to decide what I was going to play tonight. Had it down to a few. This made the cut. I like this one a lot. Play a track here. He likes it. Hey, Mikey.
Starting point is 02:21:39 You know I do. Sweet purple shell goes with the whole. This might make me become a brony. You guys watch the brony documentary? I refuse to. You're too scared of it, huh? Yeah, too scary. Why is it too scary?
Starting point is 02:21:52 It's too creepy, maybe. Yeah, too creepy. I don't want to know about that world. They're not like furries. But they're like one... I mean, I bet... How many steps away from also furries? No.
Starting point is 02:22:04 You think this is the only thing they're into? Yeah, exactly. There's got to be a crossover. If there was some sort of Venn diagram, there would be a mix. Very little crossover. Very little crossover. At all?
Starting point is 02:22:14 No. I think furries are like weird adults, but I think bronies are like- Not weird adults. No. I think they're more like late teens. Maybe early teens. Two adults. Two adults. I mean adults like people. I think they're more like late teens maybe early 20s I'm sure there's gotta be some people that are within the 25 age range
Starting point is 02:22:31 and you don't think any of those weird teenagers also like do sexual stuff I'm not saying none of them I'm saying the crossover is low speaking of weird sexual stuff we have a tape in a mason jar of Mountain Dew a little experiment we're doing to see what we have a tape in a mason jar of Mountain Dew.
Starting point is 02:22:46 A little experiment we're doing to see what happens to a cassette tape if you put it in Mountain Dew over a month. So far- How many days? About four days. Four or five days. Doesn't look like anything's happening yet. Well, no.
Starting point is 02:22:56 It doesn't pick up steam until later. Yeah. I'm assuming one day- Man, that jar is not sealed properly because I got it all over myself. No, that came from the Christmas tree shop, so it's not the best seal. It's not the best fit. I'm assuming it's going to be fine and then one day it's just going to go crazy. Oh, you think it's going to bubble up and like...
Starting point is 02:23:11 Dave thinks it's going to turn into a CD-R. Definitely. He thinks that's how CD-Rs are made. What do you think will be on it? The CD-R will be blank? No, I thought it was going to be blank. Oh, no. It should be a message from the future. I think that'd be awesome.
Starting point is 02:23:26 You put a cassette tape in Mountain Dew and it turns into a CDR that gives you a message from yourself in the future. It says don't, don't drink Mountain Dew. I think if I, if I had a twin, stop drinking Mountain Dew. If you had a twin,
Starting point is 02:23:37 wouldn't you constantly do stuff where you'd have your twin show, you'd be with people and your twin would show up and say, it's you from the future and you'd be all freaked out. Yeah, I would do that a bit. I would do that bit. I would do that a lot. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:23:47 Yeah. Like when you're meeting people for the first time, Dave, I think me and you should do that where like show up and it's like, it's you from the future. And you're like, Oh my God, it's me.
Starting point is 02:23:56 But everyone's like, those guys don't look anything alike. That's the bit. That's the humor part. Then you have one other person in on it and he goes, wait, make him take his hat off. See now?
Starting point is 02:24:07 Or one person just starts talking to me like they think it's Dave, and then they see Dave one second and they go, oh my god. They have to point a gun at us and decide which one's the real one. It's a mirror image. Are you guys seeing this? How come no one's ever done that bit where there's twins, but they're not identical twins, and you have to decide which one. You have to shoot one of them, one of them is bad
Starting point is 02:24:26 you have to make a split decision but they're not identical so they don't look alike and you're just going back and forth Dragon Time too scary, self title cassette let's play a little bit off this Thank you. Que otra mujer esta besando Tu nombre suena a una canción La paciencia no hay con razas La paz y el amor en tu corazón
Starting point is 02:26:08 Y tu amor me revivirá A sus suburbios I love you. I have been lost In the morning I saw the light I saw the light In the morning I fell in love with you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Me semblante jasso Mi hermina Mi hermina
Starting point is 02:28:37 Me semblante jasso I don't want to lose you. public access and had a radio show. Like a metal radio show. Was it Tink's Dream? Tink's Vid Dreams. Vid Dreams, yeah. But he like interviewed like Pantera and shit and like Slayer. Yeah. Like he was pretty, you know, big in the Delaware underground metal scene. Yeah. In like the 90s up until the, you know, now.
Starting point is 02:29:38 I remember watching him alongside with ECW on Public Access. Yeah, on Public Access really late at night. It was awesome. Really bad effects. Oh, super bad. night. It was awesome. Really bad effects. Oh, it was super bad. Yeah, it was awesome. How old was Tank? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:29:50 Old? Got to be 70s at that point. He was probably in his 50s when we were watching him. Yeah. Definitely full gray beard and gray hair and everything back in the day. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know how he died?
Starting point is 02:30:04 I think extreme old age. The only way he should die. Extreme old age. 70 years old. Choked on a grape. Wasn't he kind of a dick to you one time at Mojo 13? Yeah. What happened?
Starting point is 02:30:20 I don't know. He was just really weird to me. He pulled up in a van with his brother to see who was playing and he sent his brother inside to ask his brother came up to me and said hey yeah the stink and he asked me who was playing and I named everybody and said I can't remember all that
Starting point is 02:30:36 just go tell Tink so I walked up to him and was like hey what's up Tink and he was like why am I talking to you he was probably just confused I was wondering why he was talking to you i was probably just confused i was wondering why he was talking to you because he had to mention his old age you're fucked up dave he's fucked up man and i knew you were fucked up but i said i said something about you know who was playing or whatever i said your brother sent me over whatever told him who was playing and uh he said anything
Starting point is 02:31:02 heavy tonight and i said oh this band i can't remember what it was and he said, anything heavy tonight? And I said, oh, this band, I can't remember what it was. And he said, oh, that band's heavy? And then he just like drove up and picked up his brother. Just died right there. That's what killed him. That's what killed him. You killed the tink. Took a while, but it got to him.
Starting point is 02:31:18 Yeah, it took two years. I blew a poison dart in his neck. It's slow release. But yeah, he did good stuff. Yeah, slow release. But yeah, he did good stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That take was awesome. Whose turn is it? I don't know. I brought it down a little bit. Yeah, that was Dragon Time. It's Dave's turn.
Starting point is 02:31:35 Self-title tape, Inner Islands. My turn. Dave! Dave! I want that Davey back, Davey back, Davey back, Davey back, Davey back, Davey back, Davey back. I want that Davey back, Davey back. Dave Davey back Davey back Davey back Davey back I want that Davey back Davey I'm sorry if I was flat
Starting point is 02:31:49 Let's start again Davey I'm sorry never I want that Davey back Davey back Davey back Davey back Davey back
Starting point is 02:31:54 Davey back Davey back I want that Davey back Davey back Davey back Davey back Davey back Davey back
Starting point is 02:32:00 Davey back Davey back I want my Davey back Davey back Davey sauce Davey sauce No Daveyy back Davy sauce Davy sauce No Davy sauce
Starting point is 02:32:08 What do you got I don't want that That wasn't even planned What wasn't planned The tape he said he has is Davy sauce Were you kidding me Arrows Did you think he was serious for a second
Starting point is 02:32:24 No that was a joke. Okay, that was a bit. Okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Is this even a music podcast at this point? No.
Starting point is 02:32:32 Too scary. What do you got, Dave? Arrows. I was going to play an Arrows tape. You were going to play an Arrows tape. Which one? The one on Digalus. Digatulus.
Starting point is 02:32:43 Digalus. Digitalis. And then I told you. And I texted you at the last minute. And he vetoed it. He said, no. I said, no, Dave's playing it. No, Dave's doing it.
Starting point is 02:32:51 He really wanted me to call you for some reason. He said, call Joe and tell him. Really? I wanted him to call you and he wouldn't. He was like, I don't need to tell him. I said, please call him. Please call him and tell him. Too scary.
Starting point is 02:33:02 I didn't even mean to do that. That makes it scary. I got nervous with Dave calling me. What do you want? Hand this tape over. This is a duo, right? Who are these guys? Yes.
Starting point is 02:33:12 Who are these jokers? Who are these jokers? Francisco DeGallo, who does Hobo Cubes, right? Hobo Cubes. Yes, sir. Canadian fellow. Yeah. I know.
Starting point is 02:33:22 And somebody else. I don't remember their name. That's rude. That's not a UJ card. Well, that's rude. It's a duo, know. And somebody else. I don't remember their name. That's rude. Well, that's rude. It's a duo, though. That's rude. Is it Garfunkel? I'll look it up while we're playing it here.
Starting point is 02:33:33 But this came out on Crash Symbols. Excellent label. They do some good stuff. Did we ever figure out what the Crash Symbols catalog little name stands for? Because it's P-B-U-H. Huh. Have we talked about that before? I don't think so.
Starting point is 02:33:49 Because I don't remember talking about it at all, but I'm looking at that and it makes me so angry that I think we must have talked about it before. He doesn't like it. No, I don't like it at all. P-B-U-H. Are you sure they're all like that? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Not every tape.
Starting point is 02:34:09 Look at your Crash Temple stuff. You got it up there, right? I don't feel like looking for it right now. Apparently in Islam, PBUH means peace be upon him. You think it has anything to do with that? I think it does. I just typed in PBUH. Is this a Muslim label?
Starting point is 02:34:23 Oh, God. It's from a Muslim West Virginia label? Thanks, Obama. Thanks a lot. All right, let's send this one out to the tank. PBUH. What side do you want me to put in? Oh, look at this shell.
Starting point is 02:34:38 Who makes the clothing that looks like that? Put it on the other side. Who makes the clothing? That's like Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton. I'm talking about the sil the clothing? That's like Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton. I thought you meant the silvery. Is this like a Louis Vuitton cassette? This is beautiful.
Starting point is 02:34:51 Arrows Voyage. Look at all these little trinkets on here. It's like Space Invaders. Little dingbats. It is like Space Invaders. Damn, Joe. You know how to describe something. Not scary at all.
Starting point is 02:35:03 You're real good at telling things are how to... Arrows. That wasn't crackling. No, you fixed it. Yeah, I fixed it. I don't know what I did. They're just a little lower now. I think they were too high for some reason.
Starting point is 02:35:18 Oh, we stopped? No. I gotta pull it. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. arrows we back in right now yes arrows voyage cassette on crash symbols i said it first i said it better i said i invented the word excellent label awesome tape I forget there was another tape that came out with it that we played last time right episode 67 I believe we played something
Starting point is 02:41:53 I could probably look I think we did yeah you wrote something up about this Mike Nigro did on the site about it premiered premiered it. Real quick, I'm trying to look at the last episode to see if we...
Starting point is 02:42:11 I can't remember. Well, if you're curious... If you're curious... Do a little research. Yeah. You have the same internet we do. Why do we got to do everything? Dave, calm down.
Starting point is 02:42:23 Whose turn is it? Remy Baudrillus it or that's you did look it up yes as the other person and arrows good job dave i didn't think you had it in you oh i have very proud i have so many things inside me mike i bet you do okay i'm gonna play a tape by zachary utz like the chips is Utz a national brand or is that a regional thing? It's regional how regional? Like Mid-Atlantic
Starting point is 02:42:52 okay you say Utz what do you say? Utz Utz? Yeah I say Utz Utz I've never heard anybody say it Utz yeah that's first time too maybe I no I say Utz but you're just saying utz i want it's just like you fellas i'm gonna ask joe what how he pronounces it when he
Starting point is 02:43:10 comes back i'm gonna be so is that when he's where'd he go anyway i don't know he's left taking a poop maybe this is a new tape on player press uh came out i believe in maybe in late june or something like that. It's a tight fucking tape. I'm not really sure who Zachary Utz is. I can't really find too much about the guy. I found a Facebook profile that will lead me to believe he lives in Baltimore, but I don't know if it's the same guy.
Starting point is 02:43:35 Here he is. Ask him. Joe, look at that guy's last name. No, no, no. Just say the Chip thing. I don't like Chips. No, I don't like Chips. How do you say this guy's last name? Utz. All right, so it the chip thing. I don't like chips. No, I don't like chips. How do you say this guy's last name? Utz.
Starting point is 02:43:48 All right, so it's Utz. Like the chips. Yeah, exactly. You say it like that? Utz? Yeah, it's Utz. Mike, how do you say it? It's Utz Potato Chips.
Starting point is 02:43:55 No, he says Utz. You say Utz? I don't know. Come on. Give me a break, fellas. Quit rousing me. A little regional humor. I do like regional humor.
Starting point is 02:44:08 What's going on here on the cover? Is this guy levitating? That looks like some movie magic. Oh, yeah. I don't know what's going on. No, he's doing some sort of exercise. What exercise is that? That's a pull-up.
Starting point is 02:44:21 So angry. What are you talking about? He's floating. Let me see. I'll be the judge. hands are like right out in front of him he's not even holding anything oh he's definitely exercising i feel like they called him mid no he's not that's not the clothes he's wearing you know what i think i think he's really tall and he ran into the room and hit his head and then somebody took a picture really fast like He just kind of fell over top of himself. I don't think there's a roof above him.
Starting point is 02:44:47 I think he's falling three stories. And somebody took that picture while he was falling. Into the garage. Look at those shoes he's wearing. But look at the fan. It's hot when you work out. You can't do... Just because there's a box man
Starting point is 02:44:58 doesn't mean he's working out. That'd be a good bit. That'd be a good sketch. Like some guy... Like there's a bunch of people sitting down in an office room and some guy runs through the door but he hits his head and like falls over and he gets up
Starting point is 02:45:09 and he's like, why is this room so small? Look at the shoes this guy's wearing. Look at the shoes this guy's wearing. You can't do any kind of activity with this. Yeah, this is a classic like sneaker. Let me see. That is a brown leather I don't know what you're saying what's the tip of the shoe when it comes to a point a foil a foil no he's he's not exercising he's like doing like
Starting point is 02:45:31 a running jump into the room or something it looks like he hit his head and it's kind of like so we so dave's thing did happen all right yeah all right all right either way i'm gonna play something off of here it's a good goof what's the name of the tape lover's rock that's zachary sorry because of the rock the rock it's too hard it's too hard or it's like a fake hidden camera tv show and that's the prank that they play on everybody they walk into the room and they bang their head like that. You're really married to this idea, aren't you? There's no apostrophe, so it's not like lover's rock.
Starting point is 02:46:10 Like the lovers have a rock. Yeah. It's like lover's plural rock. Yeah. There's no exercise equipment at all in this room, Joe. There's a bike right there. Wait. That is a bike. Okay, he is exercising. No, you're right fan but his arms work out
Starting point is 02:46:29 all the sides all there's a bike there's a fan every sign of a man working out all right well let's play the tape by this jock zachary utz lovers rock him out on player press player press number numeral 11 11. Here's something from that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 All right. Utz's current distribution area spans from Maine to Georgia, using 33 distribution centers along the east coast of the United States. Utz utilizes a fleet of 800 salespeople. Show me the money. And company trucks deliver products directly to the store.
Starting point is 02:53:44 See how it wasn't as funny? I know. I don't understand it. I don't understand it. Zachary Utz. Do you think he's related to the Utz people? Yeah. That's how he was able to put this tape out. So he got all that money, right? And he used it all to get someone
Starting point is 02:53:59 else to release his tape. Well, he recorded this in a really nice studio. I get it now. So it was spent on production. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He wanted to give it the good-oots touch.
Starting point is 02:54:11 Go in there and give him the good-oots touch. Who's that? Is that Grandpilot's? Yeah. Hey, hey. He slapped someone in his ass. Zachary. Zachary, come here.
Starting point is 02:54:21 Come here. Zachary, I'll be dead soon. And he's like, Zachary's wearing his short shorts and his sunglasses. Papa. The whole family wears real short shorts. No tie. No, Papa. And there's chips everywhere.
Starting point is 02:54:34 He's always like. The doctor says I've eaten one too many chips, Zachy. You have to take over the business. And he recorded this tape. That's nice. Nice ode to his father Or his grandfather What was his name?
Starting point is 02:54:50 Charlie Charlie Utz Charlie Utz Charlie Utz He pronounced it Utz Because he's from the old country He's from the old country That's how they said it back then
Starting point is 02:54:56 It was when they came to Ellis Island They changed it Yeah No you're gonna be Utz It's pronounced Utz No you're Utz now You're gonna have to leave the potatoes behind. But he couldn't do it.
Starting point is 02:55:08 He couldn't do it. He was a chip man through and through. All right, whose turn is it? They didn't use to cut them like that. No, no, no, no. The ripple. That used to be a manual thing. That was hard work.
Starting point is 02:55:24 Yeah, it was like a it was a giant like factory machine it was like for one potato on the railroad like the two guys that do that yeah it was like that but with one potato in the middle one guy goes down one guy goes up and that's how that's that's how they slice that's one chip that's one chip out of one potato yeah it's so wasteful and then you just throw the rest away no no that movement creates one chip oh okay i thought you would like take it it would make like a like a chip shaped mold out of one small when the blade comes down it cuts yeah and then when it comes down it moves over just a little bit yeah then you have the cut on both sides do they have to move the handle
Starting point is 02:56:02 themselves one guy's on one side and No, no, no. I know they're moving it up and down, but did they have to move it over to the side? No, no. It's the way when it gets to the bottom there's like a bolt and then it goes over. It hits the Remy and then it goes back up. Okay, yeah. They did it that way up until 2008. It worked really well.
Starting point is 02:56:19 How many chips could you get out of one potato? How many chips can you get? What kind of potato? Thousands. Regular sized Idaho potato. Thousands. Yeah, before you cook them, one potato? How many chips can you get? What kind of potato? Thousands. Regular-sized Idaho potato. Thousands. Yeah, before you cook them, they're real thin. You can barely see them. Mike, behind you, there's a roll of something. And the potatoes back then used to be huge.
Starting point is 02:56:35 Well, they were like this size. There was more oxygen. Yeah, they were like gourds back then. And you weren't eating the potato chips. They were used for clothing. They were used to educate small children. You could race in the sacks that they came in. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 02:56:52 All right, whose turn is it? Joby? Is it my turn? Who just went? Mike. Mike. Oh, it's me. I'm going to play something out of Sean's box.
Starting point is 02:57:01 Ew. That he brought. Not that kind of box. Oh, the Indonesia box. Dave, can you put that paper towel in the trash can? This is a split tape between Individual Distortion and Juru Maya. Juru Maya. Juru Maya.
Starting point is 02:57:17 Sean, tell me about Individual Distortion. Individual Distortion is a noise artist out of Jakarta, and this is a split tape he did with another Indonesian noise artist, and this is on a now extinct noise label called Noisosaurus Records. They got a little look, Dave. What's he have for a horn? No, he's like a Tyrannosaurus Rex with headphones. Oh, it's headphones.
Starting point is 02:57:42 Okay. He's getting crazy. I like that. The guy who actually put this out, he's got another label that we'll hear another track from, and his other label is called Evil Prevails Productions,
Starting point is 02:57:54 both of which are now no longer with us. He's canceled both of them. A lot of rest in peace. Yeah, a lot of rest in peace. They always come in threes. But he's actually featured, the guy who put this album out is also on the cassette culture in Central Java.
Starting point is 02:58:08 His name's Robert. And he's been putting out a lot of noise releases and black metal, death metal kind of releases as well. Nice. Here you go, Mike. Hand that over. I'll play some of the first cut called Scarface Shit. What is it called?
Starting point is 02:58:25 Scarface Shit. Scarface Shit. What is it called? Scarface Shit. Scarface Shit. The second track is called Making Money, Fucking Recommended. I like that. Does that mean you got to do it? Yeah. Got to make that money. I don't like it.
Starting point is 02:58:35 You don't like it, we all, but we got to do it. Got to put food on the table. Thanks, Obama. Here we go. What do they think about Obama over in Indonesia? They love him. Oh, they love him. Yeah, he actually-
Starting point is 02:58:44 Yeah, because he's from there. Well, he lived in Jakarta for a while. Actually, funny story. There's a hair cutter, like a barbershop. Now he wants to take my stars and bars. There's a barbershop maybe a mile away from me. Oh, the Hitler Barberie. No, no.
Starting point is 02:58:58 Everything's Hitler-related there. Legitimately was called Obama. Obama. Oh, really? Obama. Yeah, and it's got a picture. It's got the O, the Obama O that he used for his campaign. And it says called Obama. Obama. Oh, really? Yeah, and it's got a picture. It's got like the O, like, you know, the Obama O that he used for his campaign.
Starting point is 02:59:09 And it says Obama. And then it's just got like this cartoon, like a mad cartoon of a guy getting a haircut. You know, like, what's his name? Sergi. He used to do all the mad, like, spy for spies. You know Sergio? You know Sergio? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:59:25 I can't remember the guy's name right now, but he's like an old mad cartoonist. It's like one of those pictures. Alfred E. Newman. Yeah. What, me worry? But it's like a picture like that from something you would see in a mad magazine of a guy getting like a weird haircut, and it just says Obama,
Starting point is 02:59:35 and it's just a barbershop. They just do things a little different over there. Yeah, everything's just a little bit different. See, that would have been the one thing I didn't, when I asked you earlier, what's the one thing you just wouldn't do? Yeah. You should have said getting an Obama haircut.
Starting point is 02:59:48 Getting an Obama haircut. They only do the Obama cut? They only do the Obama cut? No, actually, I wouldn't know. I never went in there. So that was the one thing you wouldn't do. What do you think about that he smokes cigarettes? Is that a big deal to you?
Starting point is 02:59:59 Oh, big time. He should be impeached. Really? Are you kidding me? I like it. You like that he smokes cigarettes? Yeah. I'm giving him an edge.
Starting point is 03:00:07 A regular guy. He's got a weakness. Yeah. You know? Okay. Did you guys hear him do the Marc Maron podcast? No, I don't like political. Oh, I heard it.
Starting point is 03:00:18 Yeah. It was pretty intense. Mike was pretty mad about one particular thing. I wasn't mad about anything. No, I'm just kidding. I don't want to see what your reaction was reaction was which obviously he didn't like something what are you playing individual distortion yeah here we go i never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have a coat. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and
Starting point is 03:00:47 my word, and I don't break them for no reason. Do you understand? Thank you. All right, Joe just played Scarface shit by Individual Distortion. Beat you to the punch. Sorry, dude. On Noisosaurus, right? That was good. Yeah?
Starting point is 03:02:36 That was really good. That was awesome, yeah. I love the Indonesian box. I love the fucking little sticker with the dinosaur logo on it. Y'all seen my sticker book? Remember they used to sell sticker books? I love the fucking little sticker with the dinosaur logo on it. Y'all seen my sticker book? Remember they used to sell sticker books all the time.
Starting point is 03:02:52 Now you can't find them anywhere. And I hate when they're just coloring books. I like that that's a hobby. Just stickering. I used to love the sticker. Then you fill the book up. Oh, yeah. How long are you going to be there? At least one more year.
Starting point is 03:03:05 A whole year, huh? Were you there for a year last time? I was there for a year last year. Uno año. But it's just different times. Okay, so the year there is not as long as it is here. So you'll be back in four months? Oh, no, no.
Starting point is 03:03:14 I'm not there from January to end of December. I'm going to be there from September, probably September to end of August. Oh, right on. Yeah. And then you're coming back, or what are you doing? I'm not sure. I might stay there for a little bit longer and keep teaching, find if I can't renew my contract at my one job, find another job,
Starting point is 03:03:37 or maybe look at another country. I hear Malaysia's pretty big with their noise scene. Singapore's pretty cool, too. scene. Singapore's pretty cool too. They have a great scene out there. I played there last year as well. You know, maybe Vietnam or Taiwan. I don't know. Not in your America.
Starting point is 03:03:55 Yeah, well, I won't be in your America. I like to stay here just in case a 9-11 happens. I can be prepared to help out in any way anyone needs me. Always stand by. But if you want to go to other countries who may or may not be supporters of us, that's fine, Sean. Whatever. No big deal. Stay safe out there, man.
Starting point is 03:04:11 Yeah, stay safe if you're going to mess around with the axis. The axis of evil. It's totally fine, man. There's not a lot to worry about. I'm just razzing. My grandfather only gave his life in that war. So that you could be sitting here doing this. But what?
Starting point is 03:04:25 Okay. My grandpa spooned out the eyes of Nazis. And then you're just like, I think I'm going to go to Taiwan. Shit with a napalm. I think I'll just teach people. No, that's awesome, man. Yeah, thanks. Really respect you.
Starting point is 03:04:43 All right, man. How do you want to take us out? How do you want to end this? Wait, how are you? Did he open and close tonight? Yeah, I think so. How did that happen? All right.
Starting point is 03:04:53 I don't know. Too scary. Okay, let's not think about it. Let's just do it. I like that you get scared when you do it. Well, it's a scary thing. It's me screaming. I'm scared.
Starting point is 03:05:02 You jump. I like it. All right, so we're going to end this one with another Jojo noise bombing act. This is Salfur, which is the first noise act that I saw when I was over in Indonesia. It's a boyfriend-girlfriend couple,
Starting point is 03:05:15 a guy named Krishna. Wait, why is that scary? Huh? Why is that scary? He doesn't like relationships? I don't like relationships. You don't like duos? No, I don't like duos.
Starting point is 03:05:24 No, it's my friend Krishna and Woroo and they have this act called software it's kind of a droney act and this is on another extinct label called evil that prevails productions from the same guy who used to do noiseasaurus okay and then he put out evil prevails productions all right he's on the uh documentary well, the cassette label documentary. Okay. And now he goes under a new title called Cryptic, what is it? Cryptic Product or Cryptic Products, Cryptic Offering Products. Is he wanted by the law?
Starting point is 03:05:58 No, he just changes his product set, his whim. Okay. All right. All right. So we're going to end it with Soffer. The album is called Plague. This will be reissued in America as well. On your thing?
Starting point is 03:06:13 Yeah, Ian and I. Is Ian going to be handing all the stateside stuff? Yeah, that's how we work. Ian is the business side for the states. Ian Oates? And I'm the talent scout. I go out and get good stuff. I i record it i'll send it to ian ian will put it out uh we're gonna do probably limited runs 25 maybe 50 at most all right yeah
Starting point is 03:06:34 they'll be available on our uh band camp it's joja noise bombing there he goes getting out addresses again j-o-g-a that's all i'm saying just google it yeah well you got to know how to spell Joja. No. Google will say, did you mean. What about that stuff? They got that stuff over there, but not with an N. Did you mean creed?
Starting point is 03:06:51 Oh, creton. Creton's the. I love there's a masala. But not that. Not creton. Cratom. Oh, cratom. You mean with the drug.
Starting point is 03:06:58 It's like the A. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got that over there? Oh, yeah. What's that? What's cratom? And mushrooms are like pretty much everybody. Cratom's like a.
Starting point is 03:07:04 Oh, yeah? You were telling me that yeah yeah like the crate if you mushrooms are interesting because they grow naturally out there like psychedelic mushrooms and it's kind of not you're cutting out cutting back in so uh psychedelic mushrooms aren't really they're a gray area between legal and illegal like because they grow naturally people just will you know grab them you know, people just will grab them. High school kids will grab them, trip for a little bit. But they have this interesting thing where the chickens in the early morning will eat most of the psychedelic mushrooms. So you have to get up early to harvest them before chickens get to them.
Starting point is 03:07:39 And they call them the crazy chickens. Gila Ayam or Ayam Gila. Does it affect the chickens? Yeah. The chickens are always tripping and they're always going crazy yeah it's yeah there's awesome there's like a little swimming hole far not far from where i was um staying and my friends and i we would go there and go swimming and doing a lot of stuff in holes over there oh yeah a lot a lot of holes what does a chicken do when it trips just kind of goes crazy what does it do dave what what does a human do when it trips all kind of well mike poops himself no david always has his uh hands in his honeypot
Starting point is 03:08:13 you guys become soaking wet right dave loves puts his hands in his honeypot oh we don't rash me too hard mushrooms um we should mention that Voice of the Valley is coming up. Speaking of mushrooms. If you live, I would say, in a 10 to 12 hour radius of Millstone, West Virginia, I would highly recommend looking into going to Voice of the Valley, which is going to be what, July 24th? 23rd. 23rd. No, 23rd. 25th.
Starting point is 03:08:43 24th. 25th. 26th. Yeah. Yeah. 7th. No, 23rd. 25th? 24th, 25th, 26th. Yeah. 7th? July 20-something, whatever weekend that is. Two million. You can find it.
Starting point is 03:08:51 Look up Voice of the Valley. .net. Forma, Mr. Matthews, Shingles, Laundromat Squelchers, Mark McGuire. A whole lot more. Tons of jammers. Camping. It's like 50 bucks and you get to go camping. I didn't buy my ticket yet.
Starting point is 03:09:05 I didn't either. Better get on that. Better get on that. Let's do it at the door. But yeah. Just to piss Stoney off. I could buy it right now. You probably got an app.
Starting point is 03:09:16 You could just click one touch. One touch person. You think Stoney has an app? No, you. Oh, I have an app. No, I don't think Stoney has an app. No. All right, so what are we playing
Starting point is 03:09:25 what we're going out on uh we're going to go out on the first track on the b side called morning sky from sulfur plague hell yeah pass that over sean thanks again for joining us yeah man thanks for coming by thanks for making a uh thanks for making that video too it was awesome oh yeah yeah thanks for inspiring me to do it yeah check out... You can just Google cassette culture in Central Java. You'll find the video. Yeah, man, good luck going back to Indonesia. Thanks. Hope you have a good time.
Starting point is 03:09:54 Hope everything is swell. And, yeah, thanks again for coming by and playing all these tapes and talking to us and giving us these crazy... These little puppets. Yeah, man. These things are awesome. Thanks. All right are awesome. Thanks.
Starting point is 03:10:05 All right, here we go. Solver, tabs out, episode number 68. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I don't know. so Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. you

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