Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #68 | 7.12.15
Episode Date: July 12, 2015To Die, Goro White Dog, Hex Horizontal, Shingles, Takahiro Mukai, Tresilaze, Zoo, Bugaev, Rick Weaver, Wasted Cathedral, Bottlesmoker, CDX, Dragontime, Arrows, Zachary Utz, Individual Distortion, and... Sulfur.
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Yo, this is Andrea Munoz from 2Dai, RealModule Record and Jojo Noise Bombing
and you are listening to TechOut Podcast. I'm sorry. High energy start.
Tabs out.
Tabs out.
Something's wrong with your computer, Dave.
I think the neighbors are going to call the cops.
It was buffering?
Oh, yeah, it was buffering.
It wasn't supposed to sound like that?
No, it was.
Got me.
Gotcha.
Hello?
It was starting right off the bat getting big.
Computer burn.
You've been burnt.
We need a sound effect from when Joe gets burnt.
Tabs Out Gazette Podcast, episode number 68.
One more, boys.
What's going to happen?
It's going to be so funny for some reason, but I can't figure out why.
Got a special guest in the studio tonight joining us, Sean Stelfox.
How's it going, Sean?
It's good, man.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah.
Do we have like an audience thing?
I guess we could just clap ourselves.
There it is.
We got the audience going for you.
Sean, let's talk a little bit about Sean real quick.
Let's get into that.
Let's talk about who he is, what he does, why he's here.
I need to move a couch next week, see if you can help me out with that.
A couple rides to the airport.
Where are you going?
Well, I'll tell you where I'm not going.
I'm not going to that Indonesia.
But Sean, you are going and have went to the indonesia
correct yeah um i spent last year living over there in a city called jojakarta yes and you
made a little a little tabs out documentary yeah would you call it a documentary how long does it
does something need to be for it to be a documentary? 10 seconds. 10 seconds.
That's it. Just 10 seconds?
It can't be any more or any less? No, it can be more.
It can be more? It can be more. But not
too much more. Not too much more. Werner Herzog's gonna
release a box set of them.
A box set of 10 second documentaries?
About super short documentaries?
Yeah, they're all on
the previous one.
Can anyone do a good impression of his voice?
I can't.
No, no.
Yeah, I think Paul Hopkins can.
Oh, nice.
You can play a sample of that.
So, Sean, you went over to Indonesia.
Why?
Why did you leave the comforts of America?
Well, so I'm actually, by trade, an ESL teacher.
Okay.
So I went over to...
Which we all know is...
English as a second language.
Oh, I thought it has something to do with eagles and spinach.
You like that?
And lettuce.
Eagles and spinach?
Yeah.
All right.
It's crazy, man.
So you went over there.
Yeah, so I went over to Indonesia to work as an English teacher.
And while I was over there, I ran into the noise community.
Like you bumped into them like on a Benny Hill sketch?
Well, yeah.
They were all standing there.
They're just kind of hanging out there.
You dropped all your shit.
Your suitcase is dropped.
That would be the perfect moment for me to play the Benny Hill song.
But I don't have it anymore.
Oh, bummer.
The first time we referenced Benny Hill outside of the sample?
Maybe.
But yeah, so when I went out there, it took me about two months before of asking around, like, where can I find underground music and experimental music?
And I finally got invited to a show at a small cafe.
And it was like a mix of indie music and grindcore.
And there was a noise band that played there.
And as soon as I saw the noise band, I ran right up to the stage,
videotaped the entire thing on my phone,
and a couple people came up to me afterwards
and said, did you like that?
Did you enjoy that?
I said, absolutely.
You were like, fuck no, I'm a cop,
and you were just super resting everybody.
And so I said, yeah, actually, I really like noise music.
And they said, well, we have a community, and we actually do these things called noise bombings,
which are essentially going out into the street, into public, finding an outlet,
plugging in like a power strip with amplifiers and some mixers.
And then everybody plays noise until they politely get asked to leave by the cops.
I did see a video and it was very polite.
Yeah, it's very polite over there.
Like, the security guard will come up and threaten to turn the power off
or say, hey, you have to get out of here.
But it's a very polite...
Compared to, you know, the United States, if that happened here,
I feel like the cops wouldn't be so forgiving.
There would be some, I'd say, heavy aggression.
Somebody would get shot.
I was going to say, to light shooting. Yeah. So, actually, there are some videos. giving yeah there would be some i'd say heavy aggression somebody would get shot i was gonna
say to like shooting yeah yeah so actually um there are some videos i have some videos to
not to plug myself too much but i have some videos on my youtube channel that um i have youtube do
you have youtube i use yours i've been yours is that okay i got your login yeah i use your log
all right what's your youtube name uh boss battle boss battle yeah so three words
I wish people would
start doing that
when they give your
email address
it's like it's
boss battle
three words
at gmail.com
and so yeah
so I got some
videos of us doing
noise bombings out
there and some
other live performances
there's some really
crazy stuff
gets into
some really
intense stuff
with like fire being fire that's
dangerous remember abuse and butthead they love that stuff too scary way too way too scary there's
a pretty um there's a pretty intense dedicated like tape scene out there too right oh absolutely
tons of labels and tons of like there's a solid crew that yeah there's a lot of trading that goes
on at the shows you know people will have have their merch tables out with just different types of trading,
different cassettes, CDs, everything, yeah.
And what's the name of that place?
There's a cassette-like duplication plant there.
Oh, Lokenanta.
That's in the documentary on the tabs out.
What's the name of the documentary again?
Don't tell me.
Is it just cassette culture in Indonesia?
Cassette culture in central Java.
Ah.
I had to be a little bit locational specific because there were other, there are other
cities and other cassette cultures as well that have their own way of doing it, their
own people that do duplications.
Are there turf wars?
Wait, what's Java then?
Java is one of the islands in Indonesia.
Hot brown. Oh, okay.
Is that where you were? Yeah, I was actually
living in central Java.
I thought Java was something different. I didn't know
that was Indonesia. No, no, no.
That's one of the most populated
islands as well. Now, Sean,
would you agree with me? I have an opinion.
Would you agree with me that
administratively indonesia
consists of 34 provinces five of which have special status and each province has its own
legislator and governor well you know i would have to take a look at wikipedia okay and do you got
that i've been using joe's do you have wikipedia no i use dave's okay i'm glad we can all help each
other out yeah so. So, okay.
So, if you started a label, is it with Ian Franklin?
Yeah, with Ian Franklin.
Friend of the show, Ian Franklin.
You just noise bombed with Ian too, didn't you?
Yeah, we just had our first Delaware noise bombing.
Yeah, I saw a video of it.
I skimmed.
Yeah, you don't have to watch the whole thing.
Yeah, I skimmed.
So, you guys started a label together.
You're going to put out stuff from Indonesia.
Absolutely.
On cassette. Like reissuing releases from there, right? started a label together you're going to put out stuff from indonesia absolutely on cassette
like reissuing releases from there well actually a combination of either like right now we're
reissuing stuff but once i get out there again i actually want to do my own recording and have
like exclusive um noise bombing stuff as well in addition to reissuing if i hear something out
there that's really tight and i feel needs to be spread further, I'll do the same. You have the first
release here right now, don't you? Where is it? I do.
Grab it. Get off that stool.
Show me the money.
I'm sorry we didn't get you a chair
by the way. It's okay. I can stand.
He's currently
sitting on the... Well, he's not standing. Jesus.
Yeah, when he said stand, I did like a triple take
because I was like, I swear I saw him sitting earlier.
I actually have a couple copies for you guys as well.
Oh, nice.
Wait, did you give me one of these already?
Yeah, I think you already gave us these.
I may have already given you.
I got one.
Is this like cassette bombing where you just constantly give them to us?
Oh, I already gave you guys.
You know what?
I did.
No, I definitely have that.
Oh, okay.
It's good.
I like it.
It's cool.
I'll take all three of those if you want to give them to me.
Or discogs.com.
Don't go plugging other sites
I mean
alright what is this
this is to die
split with
how do you say the other name
Dave
it's really easy to make Dave laugh tonight
he's getting good
yeah
Dave was
Dave got nice and ready
he's good
oh good
oh good good good
he may have went too far
this is to die
oh
too scary is that Dave Oh, good, good, good. He may have went too far. This is to die. Oh.
Too scary.
Is that Dave?
Are you okay?
He's got too scary for Dave.
Dave, just relax.
You got it back?
All right, he's back.
So what is this?
What are we going to play here? We're going to play this game.
We're going to play a split.
This is actually an Indonesian and Vietnamese split.
To die is the guy from Indonesia. He is actually the guy who did the intro for us today. And the
other guy from Vietnam is Nguyen Hoang Giang. And interesting thing about this cassette tape,
it was a collaboration that got spawned out of a Japanese noise festival. Both of these guys got invited to Japan in,
I think just last February to do a,
like a three day noise festival in Japan.
And while he was over there,
he met up with this guy and they kind of connected and he said,
you know,
let's put together a split tape.
And so that's where this one comes from.
Nice.
Let me see that again.
Yeah.
I like this just simple black copy on the heavy green paper.
It looks tight.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, let's jump into episode number 68 with something for...
Oh, wait.
Do you want...
Sean, you should introduce...
Funny number, guys.
Go ahead.
Introduce...
No, Dave didn't.
Not yet.
Wait.
68's not funny.
68's not funny.
I'm sorry.
I know.
So do I just say, like, episode 68?
Tabs out episode 68?
Or do I say like,
you say what?
No,
no,
no.
You say what?
We're going to tape.
All right.
We're going to play,
um,
to die and the guy in hog gang.
Uh,
no,
cause you're just going to God damn it.
I'm sorry.
You're just playing the one side.
Say the artist you're playing out the other artists from,
if this was a comp or we listen every single person on the comp,
you don't sort of ready.
Hold on.
Hold on. What the fuck is this amateur? Take two. All right. was a comp are we listening every single person on the comp you don't sort of ready hold on what
the fuck is this amateur take two all right we're about to listen to to die no we're not about to
listen to we're about to play it we're about to play to die all right hold on to die intro take
three we're about to play to die you know what i guess we are about to listen to it too you were
right then you're right take that one let's start over yeah to die in true take four we're about to play and
listen to to die from the fromgan Hong Gyan split
on Sean's label.
Joja Noisebombing?
Joja Noisebombing.
The first release on the label.
And here's a cut
off of that.
Engage. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The so so I'm not sure if to the other side. Thank you. I'm sorry. The I'm going to go to the other side. The I'm going to go to the other side. The The Thank you. The so Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't know. All right, so that was To Die
from the To Die, Nagayan Hong, Gion split
released on Joja Noisebombing Records.
You can find us on jojanoisebombing.bandcamp.com.
We don't give out addresses on the podcast.
Well, we do, but we give out home addresses only.
Yeah, home addresses, mailing addresses only.
Okay, so that would be...
Bleep that out, Dave.
We can take that out.
I know we can't bleep it out.
Well, let's bleep out...
Say it again and bleep it out when he says it the next time.
Oh, God, man.
Oh, come on.
Oh, no.
God!
Damn it!
Oh, you got bong water all over your wireless mouse.
Here, take that.
It's all over my keyboard, too.
I don't really want to use my shirt.
I was going to.
It's all right.
Are we still recording?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's another fumble.
It's another classic Tabs Out fumble.
Wah, wah.
All right, Joby.
We're going to go counterclockwise.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
We'll get back to Sean.
Sean, we'll get back to you a little bit later.
We'll talk a little bit more.
I think this is a very good lesson.
Wait, so he can only talk again when you address him.
Yeah, he can only talk when I address him.
So we'll ask you to put on this curtain and go sit in the other room.
No, I'm glad you're here tonight.
It'll be a very nice learning experience for people who, yeah,
because I've never been in Dinesia.
I've only been out of Dinesia my whole life.
I've been out.
I got to get a tissue.
Oh, all right.
Okay.
All right, while Dave gets that tissue.
Joe B., what do you got?
Let's play this Goro White Dog on Narc Corpses.
Is that the name of the tape, White Dog, or is that a split with somebody called White?
Wait, Goro White Dog is the whole thing?
It's the artist, and then the tape is called Holiday Recordings.
Oh, interesting.
Wait, didn't we play this before?
No, we started to, and then we fumbled.
I remember now. Yeah, and then when I came back, I didn't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we started to. Okay, okay. And we fumbled. I remember now.
Yeah.
And then when I came back, I didn't do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I remember now.
Change direction.
Misdirection, like a magician.
You are like a magician.
Goro White Dog.
Who is Goro White Dog?
I don't know.
Sean, who's Goro White Dog?
I don't know, but he sounds like a character from Mortal Kombat.
Goro White Dog?
Yeah. Raisin wins.
Raisin?
Raisin's got the big funny hat.
So Holiday Recordings is the name of the tape.
The big square hat?
Holiday Recordings is the name of the tape.
It's not the name of the label?
The label is Nar Corpses.
Nar Corpses.
Right?
Yeah.
I guess it's not that confusing.
I'm going to punch you in the fucking face.
Are you doing a bit right now?
No.
Or you're not doing a bit?
No.
I swear I'm not doing a bit.
When I played this before and was talking about how confusing it was, you were such
a dick.
And you were like, I don't see how that's confusing.
And that's why we had to stop.
But I just said I don't think it's that confusing right now. No, but you started talking about, that's the artist, or that's confusing and that's why we had to stop but i just said i don't think it's that confusing
right now you started talking like that's the artist or that's the and that's like what i was
saying before and the truth be told it may have been partially a bit subconsciously like i didn't
know i was doing a bit well i'm glad you were such like i don't see i don't see what's wrong
with that because look at the spine on the tape. Okay, let me look at the spine.
Pass it over.
Let me take a...
Put on my reading glasses.
It just says, whoa, it says Holiday Recordings GWD.
That's really confusing.
Who are these ghouls on the cover?
Look at these goblins.
I don't see what's wrong with it.
Very scary.
Look at who's scared by this.
It'll be my turn.
I'll play it next time.
These are some... Oh, no, no.'s scared by this. It'll be my turn. I'll play it next time. These are some...
Oh, no, no.
Now we'll stop.
God damn it, Dave.
There's a cover here with some tiny ghouls on it, some goblins.
There's a nice candy apple red shell.
Has Mike been sending you the spooky texts?
He showed me them.
The mummy one was good.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Rap. With the W-R-A- good. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Rap.
With a W-R-A-P.
What was the other one I said?
For those wondering what Joe's talking about right now,
I started a custom text service called Spooky Phone
that sends out spooky messages and spooky jokes,
and I signed Joe B. up for it,
so he's been getting them for about a week
we'll give a good spooky a spooky phone text maybe other people will sign up
what did the goblin say when he couldn't find his hairy friend where wolf
for more spooky texts press and press the little demon emoji.
Press demon?
What did the Dracula say to the ghost?
You're a real ghoul guy.
I'm going to get into some more later.
So if you want to sign up for that we'll send out some details it's scary what tapes do you have let me just tell you guys there's a voice you're supposed
to read it in it's like oh that wasn't it? Welcome to Spooky Phone. Yeah. The cartoon Dracula voice. I forgot.
For Dracula, press one.
For Swamp Creature, press two.
For Mommy, press three.
All right.
GWD.
Gotta eat the booty like groceries.
Oh, we figured out what that was.
Deep reference.
If anyone wants to listen to episode 67, where we try to figure out what the fuck that means
What is this called now?
GWD, what's that stand for?
Goro White Dog
Goodwill Death
Goro White Dog
Goro White Dog
Holiday Recordings
Which is the name of the label put out by
That's the name of the tape
It's a little gag
Nor Corpses?
Yeah
Alright, let's get into a little cut here
He's been bootling in my grocery so Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a run. so so Thank you. gora white dog that was that was that was holiday recordings that was really we had a lot we listened to that twice two two two times not just because which it was it was really good
but uh we had another one of those old-fashioned tabs out bloopers sean's mic was on the whole
time we were recording.
Bumble.
Though I think we should do that one time.
We should have a hot mic segment.
The segment should be called Hot Mic
where you leave my mic on
and I just riff about the tape.
Hot reverb.
I like that.
That was good.
I should rig that up.
Give mic effects every once in a while right on the punch
line was that a nice echo let me ask was that recorded like that or did we just hear that
you just heard it okay so no one knows what we're talking about i had some reverb for a bit
that's a uh echo a c30 i believe both gora white Dog and Narcorses are both from the Czech Republic.
Oh, really?
Check them out.
The Czechs from heck.
An addition of 50.
The Czech from heck coming at you.
An addition of 50.
Still available.
Get on that, people.
That's a good one.
I like that one.
Cool stuff.
Slick stuff.
Neat stuff.
Got it all. What's the rock from Slo I like that one. Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff. Got it all.
What's the DJ's name?
What?
The rock from Slovakia.
His real name?
His DJ name.
The show is called...
No, he's the rock from Slovak.
Oh, okay.
But that's not the name of his show.
No, the name of the show is the rock from...
Both.
With DJ Outside Space.
It was DJ Outside Space.
No, don't ruin, don't sully this.
DJ Outside Space coming at you.
You make your own guy.
That can be the check from heck.
But The Rock from Slovak, you like that the rock from slovak is
no that's his sidekick you're listening to the rock from slovak with the rolls the rock from
slovak a name so nice i say it two times at you man but anyway that cassette's still available
pick that up that song that track was called badger
okay i'm scared of badgers yeah that oh okay that's did you know that track was gonna be It's called Badger. Okay.
I'm scared of badgers.
Did you know that track was going to be called Badger?
No.
You just got scared. That's why I got scared.
That's why you got scared.
All right, what am I going to play?
Show me the money.
I'm about to.
How about this?
I'm going to play a tape by...
DJ Outside Space.
Coming at you.
Play hard rock.
This track like fast baseball.
They drop anchor right in your mom's pussy.
Gotta eat the booty like groceries.
That got too dark for me, man.
I don't know.
That was kind of grim.
I love how uncomfortable you get whenever Dave says, like, dick.
I'm okay with dick.
Hard on.
You're like, cut it.
Cut it off.
Let's start over. It's a slippery slope with dave man when he starts getting sexual it gets really weird it gets dark it gets dark i like it
i wouldn't say it's dark i like that i know you like it hex horizontal it is after 10
it is yeah um what's that what's the relevance of that?
After 10, you know, then at night
Oh, things get risque
The kids are sleeping
40 degrees in the building now
Before I do the tape
I do like how you give the temperature
In the building
He likes it, I like it I do like it He give the temperature in the building. He likes it. I do like it.
Hex horizontal from influx to
the isthmus.
Isthmus?
I-S-T-H-M-U-S?
What word is that?
What?
Here's another tongue twister.
Gwe ritual?
We talked about this earlier.
Why did you say that?
Spell it again.
Gouet?
Gouet?
Gouet.
Gouet, it's, yeah, it's like German for antlers, right?
Yeah, German for antlers.
Gouet ritual is the name of the label.
Hex horizontal.
This is part of like a four-part series.
Mike, how did you say horizontal earlier?
No, I said like, I was like,
because I thought it said hex horizon, and then I noticed I was like, it's because I thought it said Hex Horizon.
And then I noticed it didn't because it's kind of hard to read.
And then I was like, so no way.
It's Hex Horizon-antal.
Dave was like, horizontal?
I heard it said both ways.
I heard it said both ways.
Depends.
It's regional.
I don't know where you grew up.
Zach Lewis on guitar and oscillator and Jeffrey allen on drums and more oscillators from los
angeles california edition of ad let's talk about this artwork real quick it's pretty tight that's
hand ticking around the crest if you notice so it's got the covers of transparency the j card is
with like uh printing on it dave my headphones are all janky
is that okay yeah okay now the tape here's the tour de force oh if you like this check this out
oh all right so it's a clear tape and i diners their tape have like printing on them is that
what's going on there yeah i think they did this themselves because this the c circles aren't like
perfectly cut right what circles aren't perfectly like they printed something out on transparency
into it and they opened up the tape oh i didn't even notice they put that in there okay yeah
i don't wait right or no what i think we got here is a clear tape with two like clear liners
inside they opened up the tape took the liners out and printed on the inside. They opened up the tape, took the liners out, and printed on the liners, and then put the
tape back together.
You don't think they just printed transparency material and cut it themselves?
Oh, I was just saying.
You think they took the liners out and fed it into the printer?
Yours makes so much more sense.
Well, when you belittle me, it makes a lot more sense.
Well, I think your way sounds easier.
You're right.
Sean, what do you think?
That's the way they did it.
How would they do it in Indonesia?
Let me see.
He's going to know.
He needs to get his fingers on it.
He's been there, man.
Oh, no, this is definitely a transparency that was printed and cut.
All right.
Well, you know, when I said the liner, I meant like...
When you say liner, you refuse to say transparency.
I meant like now it's a liner.
Oh, now it's...
We've been repurposed as a liner.
But it's really cool.
They did both sides.
Yeah, it's fucking tight, man.
It's a lot of work.
Yeah, this is really awesome.
It's the bottom of the ocean
and something to the sky or the sand or something like that.
Yeah, it looks like an ocean in a scuba diver, right?
Yeah, and the scuba diver's head is the spool of the tape.
Yeah, and it's on the other side is his body.
Sorry, I'm just scared.
There's been a lot of shark activity this year.
Oh, and you're worried about that.
You're worried about a lot of stuff.
But that's going to take a long time.
I've taken apart cassettes before.
Taken a long time.
But I only did the one top side,
because the bottom side,
you have to actually take the spools out as well.
Yeah, you got to take everything out.
So you think they did all that work?
Oh, yeah, they definitely did.
80.
80?
Oh, my God.
That's 160 transparencies.
Little transparencies.
They're doing both sides.
And that takes, that's probably five to ten minutes per tape.
Way to go, guys.
Yeah.
Got a lot of time on your hands.
Yeah.
Come over here and do my dishes.
You got something to say about it, Joby?
You're really getting on it.
I just like when you tilt it, it looks like 3D.
Whoa, like one of those magic eye posters,
man, from the 90s. I love the 90s.
Alright, well you want to...
I'm just really looking at it.
Got really quiet
there for a while. Alright, let's get into
this. Hex horizontal, or
horizontal, depending on
where you're from in the country or the world.
Influx 2.
I can't say that. I can't say that.
I can't say it.
Let's just play the tape.
Make it so. Thank you. so ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hex Horizontal
Influx 2
The Ithsmus maybe
I don't know how to say that
And then some Gway ritual
Or however you say that
Where did we land?
Gway?
Gway?
With a question mark Ritual Good fucking however you say that. Where did we land? Gouet? Gouet? With a question mark.
Ritual.
Good fucking tape, man.
Awesome looking packaging.
I saw the picture.
That's hand ticking around the crest.
I saw the first one.
It had nice hand ticking around the crest.
I really dug it.
It was nice.
He likes it.
Hey, Mikey.
You know I do, man.
I like it so much, man.
I like things like...
I like tapes.
I like Twizzlers. I like it so much, man. I like things like, I like tapes. I like Twizzlers.
I like when you scratch off lottery tickets, even the ones that don't win, you got something
to do.
I just want to say right now, the other day you told me that you heard a critique of the
show and that I needed more sound effects.
Yes.
So don't later be like, Joel, you're doing it too much.
No, I like it.
All right, I'm doing what the people are suggesting. I'm trying to do it as much as possible you guys well that was just
one person you guys talk amongst yourselves for a second i need to find something real quick
don't get too scared it'll be it'll be okay
go ahead man just you guys i need to find something wait do you want me to talk to them
uh sean say something about indonesia let me hear that sample again which one
do it again That was gotta eat a booty like groceries.
It's the booty, Dave.
God!
Oh.
Damn it!
Buy it again.
I'll get it right this time.
It's not just any booty.
Wait, so who went?
I did, but I'm looking for a thing.
No, no, so now it's Dave's turn.
So we can talk about Dave's pick.
All right.
What are you going to play?
I'm going to play Dave's Corner.
That's a big one, Dave.
A couple selections from this metaphysical circuits box set.
All right, before we get into that,
I can't find it,
but somebody tweeted talking shit on us
on the last episode.
Yes, what did they say?
They said...
Finally negative feedback.
This motherfucker said,
there's 12 minutes of babbling
before they even do the first tape.
It's mildly amusing,
but is it even a music podcast at this point?
I'm trying to find out who the fuck said it, man.
No, it's not.
It's not about the music.
Yeah, first of all,
whoever said it was a music podcast.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't think anyone's ever said that.
Let me see that, Dave.
What's this again?
It's a cassette podcast.
This is?
The whole thing.
All right.
You guys want to look at my podcast? Dwayne Gorey. You guys want to look at my podcast?
Dwayne Gorey.
You guys want to listen to my podcast?
Dwayne Gorey.
It's a gold copy.
Dwayne Gorey was...
I don't get it at all.
Like, what podcast?
Dwayne...
You guys like podcasts?
Dwayne Gorey is the guy who did the intro last month.
Son of a...
And...
God damn it!
And where he, like, m like mobile he was like this is going
Corey all right cool out this little
thing fell out of there Dwayne Gory
anyway he recorded the last intro and we
we he was ridiculed him because he was
like oh he had marbles in his mouth and
he sent over another one where he enunciates.
He's like, this is Dwayne
Gorey. Maybe we'll use that in the future.
We'll use that.
Make it so.
I will.
Talk about this tape. I'm going to keep looking for this
asshole. I'm going to play a couple
cuts off of this box set.
Don't cut yourself.
Metaphysical circuits um
well it's so scary it's about a month and a half ago it's just so big it's a box audio cassette
anthology it's uh three tapes it comes in this one of those big oversized vinyl cases um yeah
this thing is really tight it was only 15 shipped really from denmark from denmark yeah 15 thing is really tight it was only $15 shipped really? from Denmark
why is shipping over there just really cheap?
I don't know
they have so much they gotta get rid of it
they have too much shipping
these are sold out
it was a small edition right?
no it was not
yeah but how many people were on it?
yeah that's true too
there's a lot of people on this thing there's probably I mean, it was 100. Yeah, but how many people were on it? Yeah, that's true, too.
There's a lot of people on this thing.
Yeah, there's probably, I don't know, like 30 people. You don't think they did an overrun for them, you think?
No, I think that's part of the addition, yeah.
All right.
But you can still check it out on their Bandcamp.
On the internet.
Do you have the internet?
If you have the internet.
Who do you have for an internet provider?
I was going to say supplier, but it's the same thing.
Who supplies your internet? Wi-fi doctor wi-fi doctor i don't use them too many too many pop-ups see i like the pop-ups i like them too they're fun stacy was listening i like the ones that are
like you won yeah some uh podcast on the guy and was talking about the guy who invented pop-ups
ah that he worked for tripod papa up oh you work for tripod huh that makes and then like
he made it so it was really make it so easy to make your own website okay but he didn't really
mean for other people to use it and then a whole bunch of people made websites like with the dot
tripod yeah and then they owed a lot of money Yeah. And then they owed a lot of money.
He owed, like, tripod then owed a lot of money to...
The server.
The server.
Yeah.
So he was like, how are we going to make money?
So he then developed the ads.
They were like, how are we going to make money?
And then all the way from the distance you heard, pop-up.
Pop-up.
This asshole with sunglasses reading, doing like a crossword puzzle.
Pop-ups.
What is it?
Sean, do they have pop-ups in Indonesia?
Yeah, they do.
What's their internet like?
Actually, it's kind of censored.
Oh.
There's certain websites.
You're cutting out, dude.
I'm cutting out.
Sorry.
Someone's cutting out.
I think that cable, yeah, is cutting out.
All right. Am I good now? Okay, cool okay well you're good now just still like that yeah i'll just stand still right here all right
so the uh internet in indonesia obviously um porn is censored for the first thing what what about
like something like stepping on balloons like a barefooted person stepping on balloons because
that's like dave's porn that's what gets Dave off? Yeah.
Just bare feet, balloons, macaroni? Well, not just.
They've got to be interacting together.
Well, it depends on the website it's hosted on, right?
If it's like balloonpoppin.com, I'm sure it's okay.
I'm sorry I don't give you URLs.
Dave, it's all right, man.
Balloonpoppin.com is okay.
Yeah, yeah.
You're good.
Okay.
But if it's like nakedballoonpoppin.com, then we've got troubles.
Then we've got troubles.
All kinds of troubles.
Or balloonpoppinxxx.
Well, just put a pop-up over the nasty parts.
Over the nasty.
But even certain other things.
I wonder what that means to him.
Is it just the whole figure?
No.
What does that supposed to mean?
Pixelated.
Because you get, you know, when he says words.
I don't like Dave talking sexually.
All right.
It's too tall. It's too scary. It is. Turn the bass he says, like, words. I don't like Dave talking sexually. All right? It's too tall.
It's too scary.
It is.
Turn the bass down in your voice, Dave.
It's way up.
All right, Dave, what are you playing, this comp?
I'm playing this comp.
I'm going to play three different cuts from it.
From Shingles, who is Jesse DeRosa, grasshopper, bake tapes dude.
From New York, Brooklyn, New York. I just re-listened to the tape you put out it's really good
that's a really really good tape
oh the shingles tape that Dave did on 2am
yeah that is really good
yeah it's insane
Takahiro Makai
that's what you grabbed right
yeah he just put out a tape on
I have it right behind me
on entertainment systems but he had another tape out of about a month ago or so about a week ago
i'm trying to think what it was but it was really fucking it was the first thing i heard by him and
i want to say finery yeah finery i'm gonna go with finery he's going for can we see finery
ding ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding it was i know it was yeah his shit's tight man and what's the third track you're
playing 74 people said finery treselle is treselle is yeah i like the um pronounced treselle is dave
that's what i said do you guys know the name of the um the shingles track on here oh yeah that's
that's important theme from Taco Night at 905
North Jackson Street. Which is here,
and I don't know when we had the Taco Night, but I guess we did.
Well, maybe you've talked about Taco Night before.
I don't know. And he just imagines what
the theme would sound like. So this comp is like the
400th release for the
person who does this label. Yeah.
And like 400th cassette release. Not for the label, but
for the person who does the label. Well, he's done several labels. He's done
like Beard of Snails,
Metaphysical Circuits, something else.
And out of all the cassette releases,
this is number 400.
And for Metaphysical Circuits, it's number 100.
So the comp's called 400 slash 100.
Fact check me on that,
but I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
Hand it over to me.
Show me the money.
Show me the money.
Big ass Disney style case case i love these things
i'd say the one downfall how it's just like all white tapes with like a silver marker with
from the numerals one two and three i'd like some labels on here but i'm not but the design's tight
the lineup's tight it's it's too scary for joe so let's get in i love that one that's my favorite
that's my favorite we're gonna do some fast forward in here. So let's get in. I love that one. That's my favorite.
That's my favorite.
We're going to do some fast forward in here.
All right, let's start off.
Shingles and then Takehiro Makai and then Tresselese from the 400- Slash 100 compilation.
Metaphysical fucking circuits.
Here goes some loud ass fucking shit.
It's going to blow your ears right through your assholes.
BJ Outside Space. Thank you. Thank you. so 🎵 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. three cuts
off the metaphysical circuits
comp
which is now sold out.
I like that one a lot.
Yeah.
What's the name of it again?
420 slash 69.
911 slash 813.
What's the 813?
Oh, you don't know what 813 is?
Yeah, I know what 813 is.
It's hilarious.
What's 813?
What a dummy. Everybody's a dummy. Nobody knows what it is. Joby wasn't hilarious. What's 813? What a dummy.
Everybody's a dummy.
Nobody knows what it is.
Joby wasn't paying.
If Joby was here, he'd...
Wait, is that Joby?
Did I hear him?
I want him to know how much of a dummy Sean is.
I think he knows that.
All right, we're good then.
400 slash 100.
Medifits.
Killer fucking label.
Yeah.
Nice little milestone for them.
Good comp.
Great comp. Solid stuff. Broken up into... I like how the tapes are like broken up stylist yeah like the third track is a lot more like band
oriented type stuff yeah or the third third tape what did i say third track yeah yeah the third
track the third track really has its own thing going for it just that third track just the third
track whoever that was. Alright, Sean.
Back to you, man. I'm up.
Let me ask you a question. When are you going back to Indonesia?
In about two months.
Did I ask you that already? No, you didn't.
I'll be leaving in about two months, going back in
September, doing another year
or more. I don't know.
My contract's renewed. I'll be there
for another year. My friends over there are
waiting for me. It's going to be a good time.
They're waiting for him.
Yeah, they're waiting for me.
They're at the runway right now.
Big signs that say, like,
Sean, welcome back.
No, but I got a lot of good things planned
music-wise out there.
Nice.
Yeah.
Got some shows already lined up kind of stuff.
You know, tentatively, of course.
Everything kind of happens at its own pace.
Any Americans, any fellow Americans ever tour through there?
Absolutely.
Most people?
Yeah, you know Idom Theftable, right?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Scott.
I don't know him on a personal level, but I know who you're talking about.
Well, he came through Delaware once.
Did he?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He did, yeah, yeah.
I went to that, yeah. Yeah, he played 700, yeah yeah yeah yeah he's played before um he actually stayed at
my house uh when he was in my city and then uh we have a couple other people that are in the noise
scene but not americans uh grandpa bella i don't know if you know him the glass blower you know
plays with uh puts a contact mic to glass and like around with that. A lot of people know him.
He's been around since the 90s. Let me ask you a question.
In Indonesia, what is the general feeling about the Confederate flag there?
Because it's a hot button issue here.
You're topical, Mike. They don't care about the Confederate flag, but the swastika.
The swastika is an interesting thing. How do they know about that? Do they have a Confederate flag, but the swastika is an interesting thing.
Oh, yeah?
How do they know about that?
Do they have a Confederate flag,
but with swastikas instead of stars?
No, but since...
So you have to understand, Indonesia has a lot...
I don't have to do anything.
You don't have to, but it would be helpful.
Okay.
All right.
For me and my hoon or for somebody else?
Well, for anybody who cares.
All right, go ahead.
What do you got to say?
Well, no, so the swastika was originally... I feel so bad that that john pile's not here for the swastika talk yeah he'd be so at
home it was originally a hindu symbol right uh-huh so uh it and hindu is one of the major religions
in indonesia so there's swastikas everywhere and then they were like we him don't want the swastika
anymore but then but then there's also like this this weird affiction. This isn't for everybody, but there's this weird Nazi love that happens over there.
Yeah, in Bandung, one of the cities in East Java actually had a cafe called the Hitler Cafe.
You can Google this.
This is for real.
There's no way that's true.
No.
Fact check me.
I'm not Googling Hitler Cafe.
I refuse to.
I never have and I never never have you will be on a
watch list right yeah so that so the hitler cafe was pretty much a nazi themed cafe in one of the
cities i think i've heard of this before yeah this is real no i've i've heard of this yeah yeah and
um so not everybody feels that way but then there's some people and then nazi fashion not
everywhere but like certain things like uh swastikas and like uh the eagle holding
the swastika i've seen stickers of that on helmets and on motorbikes and well that's a motorcycle
thing in america yeah yeah but you know so yeah so i've seen that and it just it just turns out
you know indonesia really wasn't super involved in world war ii so it doesn't have the same
effect cultural yeah same cultural impact as seeing like you know the hitler cafe
what's dave doing he's frantically he's just playing with it frantically making stickers
all go the same way i don't know why i got i got really into it you know you're doing it really
fast too those are some pretty sick stickers though it's like the stickers really good oh
yeah we got new tabs out stickers yeah spool your? Is that what it is? Yeah, well, you know that rock and roll band,
the Grateful Dads?
Yeah, the Grateful Dads.
They do the running down the drain.
They sound like Fresh, that band Fresh,
but they spell it with a PH.
Yeah, I like them.
We got stickers.
I love Fresh.
I love Fresh, yeah.
Solid, solid music.
I like the bootlegs.
Oh, yeah, the bootlegs are really good.
You can buy those.
Running with the travel.s oh yeah the bootlegs are really good running with the travel
yeah exactly
so if you want stickers
you know
come on over
Sean what are you playing
this isn't a fucking
National Geographic
National Geographic issue
looking to try and
see some boobs for the first time, Sean.
What tapes you got?
The next one's too scary.
That's what I did the first time I saw them.
What about the second time?
The second time was all right.
It was just smooth sailing.
Ain't nothing wrong with sexual feelings, Joe.
No, I like it.
I like that.
He likes it.
Hey, Mikey.
Don't bring me into it.
Quit harassing me.
What do you got?
What do I got?
I got the next track is Zoo.
It's from the album Parashi.
It's released on YesNoWave.
This one's really good.
This one is really good, yeah.
Wait, it's from an album called Parashi or split with Parashi?
No, that's the name of the album.
Interesting.
Different spelling.
Different spelling, but...
Parasti.
P-R-A-S-A-S-T-I.
Now, this guy's like...
The Indonesian Mike Patton, right?
Yeah, this guy, Ruli, he is considered the Indonesian Mike Patton.
He has a wide range of vocal styles.
He sings in many different languages.
So the track...
Is he in a Mr. Bungle cover band?
No, unfortunately.
But he sings a whole variety of tracks
can I see the cassette again
he actually wrote a
I love Mr. Dungle
this is interesting if you take a look here
he wrote his own
code and language
for the tracks that we're going to listen to
what do they call that in the paper
crypto what
cryptogram?
Yeah, I thought, fuck.
If Ian Franklin's listening, the idea
bail. We have to bail.
We were going to
use that idea. It's off.
But were you going to include the alphabet?
No, we weren't going to include the code.
You had to crack the code yourself.
Okay, it's back on.
It's back on. Re-engage.
And so the tracks that...
We're gonna listen to two tracks from here.
Okay.
Two strips of bacon.
Two strips of bacon, yeah.
And the first track is only just like the intro.
It's about 40 seconds.
But the second track will be...
That's short, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the second track is gonna be the title track
that's throughout the cassette culture in Central Java.
Oh, yeah.
Gotta eat a booty like groceries.
That was the first track.
Let's get into the second track.
And for those listening,
if you haven't watched the cassette culture
in Central Java documentary that Sean made,
do it.
You can go to Tabs Out
and then just scroll through the features
until you find it.
You'll find it. It's awesome, man.
Thanks again for making that. Hey, no problem. It's really nice.
It's really incredible. You did a good job. Yeah. You did a
great job. Well, you guys gave me the... I don't care what anyone
says about you, Sean. You did something. You did
a good thing. Thank you. Anyone else says. All the other people.
Oh, Ted, I like how this tape just looks like
a tape like, you know, a tape
from like the 80s. 97
pound. It looks like something you play on
97 pound. 42 degrees in the building.
Just got a little bit warmer.
Getting warmer in the building.
Getting hot until midnight hour.
Gray liner with the white printing.
Little copyright thing at the bottom.
It's scary for you, huh?
Too scary.
Too scary.
Have open source.
All right, let's do from the the tape Parashi on the label.
What was the label?
Yes, No Wave.
Yes, No Wave.
All right, let's listen to that, man. I'm sorry. Yes, we're gonna try to reach up on us. Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario. Thank you. I will not let you go
I will not let you go
I will not let you go
I will not let you go I don't believe you're new.
I'm a man without a name.
I'm a man without a name.
I'm a man without a name.
Hey, what do you know? I don't know. Oh Oh God make us a new people
a new people
a new people
a new people
a new people
a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people a new people Thank you. ¶¶
¶¶ Oh, my God. Thank you. Yabu Daula Yabu Daula
Yabu Daula
Yabu Daula
Yabu Daula
Yabu Daula
Yabu Daula
Yabu Daula
Yabu Daula Yabu Daura
Yabu Daura
Yabu Daura
Yabu Daura
Yabu Daura
Yabu Daura
Yabu Daura
Yabu Daura Yabu Daura Get that.
Get that.
That is actually a good one to get.
I don't know why I never thought about that.
We're back.
That's what it works like.
Are we back?
What's it get?
Yeah, we're back.
Sean, bring it back in, man.
That was Zoo with the track off of Parashi.
You're cutting out, man.
What's with that mic?
It's Mike's mic.
Yeah, it is your mic.
It is your mic.
Can you lean in on Joe's?
I think I'm okay now.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, I'm good now.
He's back.
I'm not sharing.
All right, so that was Zoo.
That's not my name.
I'm not sharing.
My name's Joe.
The track off of Central Cassette Culture and Central Java.
Yeah, she was in the credits, right?
Yeah, well, it was throughout, actually.
Oh, it was throughout.
It was the whole thing.
But it was, you know, it was up.
So when I said it's in the credits, I was right.
You are right.
Jesus Christ, who turns to Joe B?
What tapes do you have?
You're asking yourself?
Correct.
All right, I have this tape.
I don't know why I'm trying to say this.
Bugave?
Baguive?
Baguive.
Bajeev.
Bajeev.
Bajeev.
It's like a French cheese.
I don't like it.
It's too creamy.
I don't like soft cheeses.
It's one of the few hard French cheeses.
Oh, really?
I don't like it.
Oh, this is a finery tape, right?
A finery tape.
Rewind the A side for me.
Screw side.
God damn it.
What?
It's not that big of a deal.
Now we're going to talk over it?
I don't know.
This is a screwless tape.
Rewind the screw side.
He's got it!
He's got it.
I wanted him to be flipping for a while.
Quit razzing me.
No, because the one side has a label.
He's so stupid. Don't raz me too hard. Oh, come on, guys. Quit razzing me. No, because the one side has a label. You're so stupid.
Don't raz me too hard.
Oh, come on, guys.
Quit razzing me.
Hey, why are there
so many settings
on the blender?
That's a good one.
We're going to play
a couple tracks off this,
like three or four tracks
because they're all
pretty short.
Jesus Christ,
why don't you marry the tape
three or four tracks?
Why don't we play
the whole thing?
Hmm.
Let me see it. Pass that over.
There you go. I love this label.
I do.
I want to put the J card in the case and look at it.
Fine Array always
somehow...
You want me to say something nice about that label?
I'll say something nice about that label.
They always have a nice array of
Noroco cases.
He likes it! You know I like it. I'll say something nice about that label. They always have a nice array of Noroco cases. There's like...
He likes it!
You know I like it.
There'll be a white one.
How tight is it?
There'll be a clear blue one.
It's so tight.
It's extra tight.
There'll be like an orange one.
There'll be like a clear lime citrus one.
So like colors that you can think of.
It's like they'll have like different colors I can think of and every once in a while they'll be clear.
Too scary for Joe though.
He doesn't want them to be clear.
You like the opaque ones, right?
You don't want to see the tape?
Yeah, yeah, I do.
I like that.
Fair enough.
Tight artwork.
Do I need to say what it looks like?
Can we just play the tape?
Gotta eat the booty like groceries.
That was good.
Who's next?
Alright, so let's get into this. That was good. Who's next? All right.
So let's get into this.
Did we forget how to say it?
Begave?
Beguive?
Beg it so.
Key luck.
Finery number 26.
Beguive.
I'm going to look up who.
It's Bugweave.
Bugweave.
Buckweave.
Beguive.
Buckweave?
I don't think you say the V.
Oh, buckwith.
Bagua.
Joe, you can just call it a fart.
Ew, no potty humor.
Too scary.
Now you took it too far, Dave.
Let's get into it.
God.
I'm pro some boy, boys.
Engage. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so The End Thank you. so Thank you. Bug weave.
Bug weave.
Bug weave.
Booger Avenue. Booger Avenue.
Booger Avenue.
I have keelotape on finery.
On finery.
That was fucking tight, man.
Buggy.
I went looking for, I went searching on the web, the deep web.
I went like, I put on like a wetsuit and dove into my laptop.
Went searching for some info.
On Google deep web.
Google plus deep web.
Couldn't find much about the.
The boogie. Booger weave. Boogie find much about the... The McGeeve.
Is it something backwards?
It's like...
Yeah.
It's upside down.
It's upside...
Okay, all the letters are upside down.
You have to Google it with an upside down keyboard.
Stand on your head and Google that.
I can't do it.
Whose turn is it?
I think it's you.
Me?
Already?
Yeah.
All right.
Show me the money.
Oh, I will.
Okay.
I think I'll change up a little bit here.
Got to take...
God damn it!
Does that make you upset?
I don't like you changing things up.
I can keep it.
They make me mad.
It's too scared.
I don't want you to be scared, big guy.
All right.
Play a tape here from...
That's actually an angry guy, Mike.
Play it again, Jeff.
Play it again. That one? No. guy, Mike. Play it again, Jeff. Play it again.
That one?
No.
He's furious.
Play it again.
God damn it.
That guy's furious.
No, no, no.
The other guy's furious.
Listen.
No, that guy's horrified.
No, he's furious.
No, it's mad angry.
He's mangry.
Mangry.
I get that way sometimes.
I get hangry sometimes when your blood sugar drops
Rick Weaver spiritual recess split
self release tape
gonna play something off the Rick Weaver side
dude who um
oh I will
he's in that trio Formalog
uh
where are they from
Providence mostly I believe
I think Rick Weaver lives in Providence, mostly, I believe.
I think Rick Weaver lives in Providence.
I'm not sure.
I know Ren, the dude who also does that project, Container.
I believe he's living in Providence.
Currently.
Currently in the province of Providence, Rhode Island.
How big is the province of Providence?
Anyway, this tape, I love this.
First of all, look at this cover.
Look at these fellas.
That's just fellas being fellas right there.
What's he doing?
A cigarette?
Like two dudes on their knees wearing,
they both got cowboy hats on.
There's a laptop out.
He's lighting a cigarette for the fella.
Is he lighting it or giving it to him?
I don't know.
What's he doing?
From here, it looks like he's kneeling down and lightly punching him in the face.
No, this is an act of kindness.
No, because there's no lighter.
He's putting the...
Yeah, yeah.
And the tape, just a green tape, it's just got the band-aid on there.
And Ben just wrote, like had a child write Rick Weaver.
It's really bad.
Oh, the case is already broken.
I hope the tape just like burst into flames.
No, but there's like, there's no regards for how you're supposed to fold things at all in here.
Look at this little insert.
It came with a mini J-card.
Look at this thing.
Oh, it's a poster.
The honest size
thing because it's way too small
to be a poster but way too big to be
an insert. Put this on your wall?
Yeah. What would you say that is?
What size is that? Like 5 by...
22.
5 by 8 and a half? A picture
of the fellas? They used to do dinguses.
They do look like dinguses, don't they?
I like their cowboy hats, though.
The use of a black cowboy hat and a white cowboy hat.
The classic
spy versus spy.
Yeah, good cop, bad cop.
It says, be free or cry. Alex on the phone. I don't know what any of that means. Yeah, good cop, bad cop. It says, be free or cry.
Alex on the phone.
I don't know what any of that means.
But play a little bit off the Rick Weaver side.
I was listening to it earlier, so it's got like a, you know, it's into it here.
God, there's another little tiny little insert that's just like.
There's another one in there?
Look at this J card, too.
It's got this tiny little.
Wait, that wasn't what you showed me earlier?
No, no, that's just like an insert. Oh, all right. Look at this J card, too. It's got this tiny little... Wait, that wasn't what you showed me earlier? No, no. That's just like an insert.
Oh, all right.
Look at this J card.
It's got a tiny little
extra flap for no reason.
We made it too big.
It's slightly too big.
Cut that off, man.
Rick, it's too big.
Let me see that.
Let me see that.
Is that spiritual recess?
Yeah.
I wish we knew his name
so we can say it back.
Rick, god damn it.
You made it too big
What did I tell you already about the J card
Just fold it
I said make it the right size and you didn't
You made it too big
Just fold the god damn thing
I don't think people should have to fold it
I think it should be the correct size to fit in the case
And what is this while we're at it
Is this a poster or an insert?
No one's gonna put this on their wall.
No one's gonna hang this above their bed.
It's just a picture.
When we took those pictures of us
in cowboy hats, that was a private
moment.
Looks like a goddamn poster to me.
Rick, I want to talk
to you about the cover of our split
cassette. Now, when I got on the floor
and we put on them cowboy hats
and I handed you that
Marlboro that was a private
moment I didn't
think there would be any picture
I wasn't aware of the press
being present and I didn't
think you'd go and use it for a dang
cassette cover but if you would could you at least make it the right size?
It's too big.
There's an extra flap.
All right, well, let's get into this Rick Weaver
from the Split with Spiritual Recess,
a somewhat new self-release cassette.
I think we just introduced a new character.
Spiritual Recess? Yeah. Call me SR just introduced a new character. Spiritual recess? Yeah.
Call me SR.
Alright, Rick.
Rick, we're gonna play your music now, okay?
I hope that makes you happy.
The living stereo.
The living stereo. The Living Stereo The Living Stereo
The Living Stereo
The Living Stereo
The Closing Words
The Closing Words The river brings down the ocean
The river brings down the ocean Thank you. guitar solo It's a stereo It's a stereo guitar solo I'm going to go. Thank you. I'm trying to get my identity. I think we can try to find a new team. I don't know.
I recognize that apology.
Drop me on the head again.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Woo! ¶¶
¶¶ To the curse the earth in my form
On all the treacherous hawks buried
With my hat and boots
To gain the better view
Fakes in my room
My thoughts laid out
My springs unwound
The summer smell from my core
As the water runs through my eyes The doctor took control and made IAY. Rick Weaver.
Motherfucking Rick Weaver tearing it apart.
You're 97 pound.
That was a spiritual recess.
Big time fucker said come in a chew.
Tear your whole head of hair out.
Make a fucking chinchilla out of it.
Too scary.
All right, Davey boy. DJ boy outside space boat drop the anchor down
show me the money what do you got dave uh i don't know you know what
that was gotta eat the booty like groceries that was pretty good i can't what tapes do you have
i'm gonna play this one now why is that too hold on hold on hold on i got a question
why is that too scary he plays stuff all the time way too scary
what do you got dave this wasa cathedral tape that came out on adhesive sound
adhesive is it sound or sounds sounds S just didn't come out.
Let me see the cover.
Of your mouth?
Yeah.
Let me see the goddamn cover, Dave.
All right.
I have one.
Be nice to him.
I think we played one of their tapes before, right?
Did I play one one time?
Wasted Cathedral or Adhesive Sound. I think we have, yeah.
Yeah.
It was good.
Yeah, the same thing.
I remember it being good.
Did we play this one?
Not this one.
Not this one.
That's why I said, show me the goddamn cover, Dave show me the money show me the money two strips of bacon you guys
want to take a little gander at that and there's a it's like one of them they're motels yeah but
check out how the artwork um isn't on the spine but then picks up on the little flap again oh
i like that hold on wait wait let me see i like that so i'm looking at the cover I like that
It's like a parking lot of a shady motel
It says motel in neon light
It's got some trees
Looks like it could use a little bit of gardening
And it's got just text on the spine
And then the picture's on the back again
I do like that Dave
I fucking dig this
And it's so simple
You know I like it I like all kinds of stuff
man I like when they give you an
extra pair of shoelaces when you buy
sneakers I like
and it's very simple but I like
I like how the
clear shell has like the tiny black
type on it
all of a sudden now this one headphone doesn't feel right
we want to get do we know who Wasted Cathedral is we've played them already Man, all of a sudden now this one headphone doesn't feel right.
Do we know who Wasted Cathedral is?
We've played them already.
We're playing them again.
David, did you do any research?
We'll talk about it when we come back.
Oh, all right.
He's got some special plan for us. Well, you just got me hard.
All right, well, let's get into this Wasted Cathedral.
Beat nightmares through dead suburb.
Now, why can you say that?
Piece of sounds.
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You splash it on.
Then it gets nice and minty.
Then you put on shaving cream and you shave.
Then the after shave.
There should be a during shave, too.
That shaving cream.
No, it should be something else.
Like, when does it... You put on the before shave. No, it should be something else. How does that work?
You put on the before shave.
Then you put on the shaving cream.
While you're shaving.
You need a second person.
No, the razor
has a little
reservoir
of during shave.
So it sprays it as it's cutting?
Well, it's more of a mist.
Oh, it's a misty.
It's a misty rain.
You put it in your shower head and you spray it.
Is that where you shave in the shower?
You shave in the shower?
With the electric one?
When I use during shave stuff.
Dave's got a death wish.
Dave lives on the edge, man.
He grips it and
he rips it oh he doesn't give a shit no i use all three shaving things there's four like a man
there's four yeah before shave shaving cream during shave after shave four four all the
shaves there's a not shaving stuff too you put on when you're just not shaving
you're just whenever you're just not shaving. Whenever you're not shaving, you splash it on.
It's like a conditioning for shaving.
In the future, the culture will be that you're constantly putting something on your face.
What's not shaving made out of?
It's all the other stuff mixed together.
Okay.
You shake it up and you put a little bit of cherries in there.
Cherries?
That's the secret.
Because of what?
Because of the stems?
No, the seeds.
I don't like the way they grow.
Waste of Cathedral.
Beat nightmares through dead suburbs.
And adhesive sound.
You don't like the way they grow?
No.
Christopher Laramie.
Too crazy.
Canadian fellow.
You're scared of me?
Not in my goddamn America.
He's not coming in. It's okay, man. Don't worry. All right. We're scared of me. On my goddamn America. He's not coming in.
It's okay, man.
Don't worry.
All right.
We're keeping him up there.
Yeah, he's got stuff out on Prairie Fire, too.
So maybe we played something on Prairie Fire.
What's that cover look like, dude?
It's got...
It's like a seascape.
Nope, that's not it.
No?
No.
Something else.
I can't describe it, but I know that's not it.
Does that make sense?
Whose turn is it?
It makes perfect sense
Dave's corner
I don't think it's my turn
I just went
Who played that?
I did
Are we recording the episode tonight?
Tomorrow
We're just hanging out tonight
Start over Let's turn. Start over.
Let's start over.
Start the whole thing.
We're back to Sean.
Take two.
Take two.
Go.
All right.
So before I introduce this set, maybe I can pass around some of the-
Yeah, you brought some stuff here for us, huh?
Some of my collection of cassettes.
I didn't bring everything, but I brought a nice range of-
Go home and get the rest.
Are you serious?
Of Indonesian stuff?
Yeah, Indonesian stuff.
He didn't bring everything from Indonesia.
No, no.
Either stuff that was released by like noise artists or indie bands
or stuff that was classic.
For example, here's like an example of Cro Chong,
which is classic Indonesian music from like the 70s.
And it's kind of got a uh portuguese influence
and here's uh an example of some gamelan from my city which is like classic indonesian music
made with uh metal and a lot of that is a tight fucking label what's that label is that like just
a blank no no this is that the label that they made for the tape?
Yeah, that's actually like a uniform label.
All of them have that same image.
Those are fucking tight.
Wait, this one's covering something up.
There's a label underneath there.
What?
I like how the sides are called index.
There is a label underneath there.
On both sides.
Index one and index two.
Maybe it was like another cassette release, and then they took it over and said you know we're gonna put our own record company on it
Yeah, this one's not like that this other one this
Like this guy
I want to see what's scary. Ah!
And that's actually like...
Oh, that's way too scary.
It's not that scary.
This is like some
spooky phone shit.
I want to work
with one mush.
That was a good...
What is that character?
That was like a
He was in the mob
Like with Al Capone
Al Capone's boys
One less see
One less
What are we doing
I'm sorry
So I got some other stuff
This is
Actually you know
This is what the shell
Cover
For Locanata
Would look like
The
First recording studio And first Record pressing plant and tape duplicating plant.
And that was in Solo, Indonesia, Central Java.
And that's what, like, if you got a cassette from them in the 80s or 90s, this is what it would look like.
And then the artist name would just change.
Then the artist would be over there.
Yeah.
But they'd all look the same.
They'd all look the same.
Really like that.
Kind of like the other ones that I showed you that were from like the 80s.
Oh, yeah.
I have a question, Sean.
Yeah, what's that?
At 1,919,440 square kilometers, or 741,050 square miles.
I don't do math.
Is Indonesia, would you say, the 15th largest country?
No, no, your math is wrong.
Oh, interesting. Yeah, yeah, I'd say it's actually the 15th largest country? No, no, your math is wrong. Oh, interesting.
Yeah, yeah, I'd say it's actually the 14th.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Actually, I don't think that's true.
I think you're right.
What else you got in that box?
I got some other stuff.
So this one is interesting.
This is an indie band.
A lot of poppy stuff.
Looks like a box of crayons there.
But it looks like a box of crowns, right?
It does.
I thought that was kind of cool.
Well, hold on.
Open that up, because that looks like... Are there crayons in it looks like a box of crowns right it does i thought that was kind of cool well hold on open that up because that looks like are there crayons 13 colorful
tunes wait are there crayons in here no no it's just like the this is like die cut what what is
this enjoy that you're cutting out you're cutting out big time fella yeah i thought you would enjoy
that one uh i got some other stuff here's some nintendos for dave oh i see what they did holy
shit let's not move off from this yet.
All right.
This crayon one, it looks like a crayon box,
with the little thing you hang on the rack on the top,
and you pull it out, and it's got these die-cut crayons
in the paper that fold open.
Am I describing that nicely?
Yeah, you're doing a great job.
You're doing a really good job, buddy.
Thanks.
There's brown, there's orange, there's yellow,
there's two greens and two blues.
Not a good variety of colors over in Indonesia, Sean.
What's that all about?
It's a colorful country.
They censor some of the reds and stuff?
No, no, no.
It's all, there's no censoring on the colors.
All right, what do you got?
I got some other stuff, too.
This is like a home dub, almost,
so an example of like
you know just okay yeah but there's a game boing on the cover oh there's a game boing on there
yeah you play danky kang on there
astro joe this is astro joe that's a good one good reference uh yeah here we go this is a
another example of something that you would get done nowadays
if you went to a more professional place.
I got a question for you, Sam.
Wow, they really...
This is the more professional.
Yeah, that's the more professional, but not the most.
There's just a little clear little sticker on there now.
Yeah, that's the professional, huh?
That's the more professional,
because the duplication itself is actually done... I like it old school. I like it old school, too. Sound quality, though, you're saying that's the professional huh that's the more professional because the duplication itself is actually sound i like it old school i like it old school too sound quality though you're
saying that's better sound quality yeah i have a question for you so you went to indonesia right
yeah uh-huh and i know you've told stories i've heard you tell a story just earlier
about like how you shit there and stuff right yeah yeah was there anything that was just like
you were like no this is too much i I can't do this. Wait, wait.
How did you, how do you, like.
So, it's a hole in the ground.
Oh, and you just do the squat over it, right?
Yeah, you just do the squat over top of it.
That's actually supposed to be better.
It is.
It's much better.
For who?
For you.
Yeah.
Okay.
For your colon.
I believe that.
I believe that.
That's how you're supposed to poop.
Yeah, exactly.
Right?
It's like, like how we're, like, so we're, we're not supposed to.
You mean we're not supposed to poop in porcelain?
No.
That's not how we evolved?
We're supposed to just poop,
take a squat,
and just poop.
But what's the one thing that you were like,
I can't do that?
Honestly, I can't think of a good question
or a good response to that question right now
because I did a lot of stuff.
You're a nasty boy, aren't you?
You like it all the way.
You like all that shit.
Yeah.
I mean, girl.
And also, I happen to be in a city that was kind of a university city and an artist
city.
There were a lot of art galleries, a lot of colleges.
A lot of experiments going on.
So there wasn't a whole lot of weird stuff going on.
Oh, I bet there was.
Yeah.
What are those little guys?
What about food wise?
Oh, these dudes.
Yeah.
What about food wise?
Describe your first meal. Okay. My first meal would have been not in indonesia but
in your life in my in my life uh my mother yeah that's unnatural it is anyway um filthy
that's the breast milk is natural you can get boob bugs that way kids million kids get boob
bugs that way gross is that true were you mess no what do you
got there where there's a little long room these dudes um are another gift for you guys oh i like
i get all three pick pick pick your shadow puppet these are shadow puppets uh it's called
wayang theater and it's like a popular form of um entertainment from you know the pre-colonial and colonial days.
And it's just like puppets that are made out of water buffalo hide.
I get the taller one.
Yeah, the one that really personifies you.
I'm going to pick Mike's.
Yeah, pick the one that you think is you.
I like their faces.
That's Mike.
Mike is the one with the big nose.
Look, he's wily.
And so these guys are actually brothers, and they're trickster gods.
So I thought that would be perfect for you guys.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah.
So if I take this tape off, then I can wiggle these two things.
Yeah, take the tape off.
And wiggle their arms.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, what?
Those are really cool.
These are really for us?
Yeah, those are for you guys.
Thank you, Sean.
Yeah, no worries.
This is awesome, man.
Thanks.
And interesting thing, this was a popular form of theater.
And instead of going to the movies like we would, people would go to Wyong Theater.
And it would also like introduce news of the day and like what's going on, you know, in the political system at the time.
And these guys were kind of the trickster gods and they would come and just like mess everything up.
And they were kind of they were knuckleheads.
Yeah, they were knuckleheads. They were Indonesian knuckleheads.
Yeah, they were you guys.
Too scary.
Dave, put your tiny shoes on one of them.
I'm trying to get the legs apart so I can do that.
Definitely trying to get the tape off.
All right, what tape are you going to play?
The next tape I'm going to play is,
this is probably the most professional you could get done.
This is from Blesmoker,
a band from Bandung.
They were East Java,
so we're kind of moving away from Central Java
going over to East.
Wait, is the band Hypnagogic or Bottlesmoker?
Bottlesmoker.
Hypnagogic is the name of the album.
Oh, all right.
It's confusing, isn't it?
Yeah.
It's confusing.
And if you look, it's a double cassette.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Especially because the spine's upside down.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Look at the window on this one.
Look at the window. What one. Look at the window.
Look over here. What? Look.
What is that? I've never seen anything like that
before in my entire life. Joe B,
somebody give him CPR. What is going
on here? That's an oval. That's a football shaped.
That's a football shaped oval.
That's insane. I said oval.
You said oval. I said oval. I like how the spools
on the inside make it
look more even.
Make it look even more like a football.
And I like that it's kind of right in the middle
so the cassette is split in the football.
This is insane.
It's like an eyeball.
Yeah, it is.
This is insane.
Is the other one like that too?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
And I have another cassette from, I guess,
the same pressing plant.
I'm bedazzled plant That has that as well
Oh yeah
What I want some football shaped window
I want some
How come I don't get any
Mom
That's the football shaped window
I want them
Two separate tapes
Like if you buy it it's shrink wrapped
It's shrimp wrapped. Is that how
they do it over there? They wrap them in shrimp?
These guys just can't get better for the environment.
The spine, right, huh? No, those are completely
upside down. But, yeah.
That's alright.
You'll get it one day, boys.
I think because
the toilets flush the other way.
The spines go the other way
The toilets flush with a bucket of water
That's right, you shit in holes
Actually they do have western toilets too
It's not like anywhere I went it was always holes
There were western toilets as well
Like in the holes?
You dig the hole and throw the toilet in it?
Because they don't really know how to use it yet
There's a mix, sometimes you have a hole
And sometimes you have a western
toilet. It depends on where you're going.
When you flush the western toilet, does it just go to
somebody else's hole?
No, it goes into a plumbing system and an
irrigation system. Plumbing?
Yeah, it's there. Weird.
Alright, well let's get into this tape.
Yeah. What are we playing again?
We are playing Bottlesmoker.
Hypnagogic and this track is called
Roses. It's featuring a Japanese
singer as well and it's kind of a
chill jam. You did really good that time Sean.
I'm proud of you. I learned.
Alright let's get into Bottlesmoker. Here we go. Thank you. I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth.
I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. I'm looking for the truth. Thank you. Thank you. All right, that was Bottlesmoker
with Roses featuring Japanese singer Koyiku,
and that track album is called Hypnagogic.
That was really, really good.
That was tight, man. That was really tight.
Good job coming back for me, too, Sean.
Thank you. I'm learning.
You're doing a great job. I appreciate it.
Hold the microphone the right way and everything.
Get the elbow up higher, Joe. Look at this one.
For those of you
that can't see, Dave is playing with
his puppet and he's dancing with it.
He's making his arms move up and down.
It's kind of doing like a walk like an Egyptian.
He's smacking his ass and rubbing his belly at the same time.
I love it.
It's getting me going.
He likes it.
Hey, Mikey.
Whoa, what happened there?
I don't know.
It's just buffering.
Buffering.
A lot of Jimmy Buffering tonight, Dave.
Jimmy Buffering.
It's so weird.
I like it. Buffering or Buffering, which is like a headache medicine. Oh, yeah. Buffering. You can't do it. A lot of Jimmy Buffering tonight, Dave. Jimmy Buffering. It's so weird. I like it.
Buffering or Bufferin, which is like a headache medicine.
Oh, yeah.
Big time.
Jimmy Bufferin.
What do you got, Joe?
Your turn.
I like when Mike doesn't like my jokes and he's just like, uh-huh.
You like that?
Let's play this CDX tape on Suite 309.
Okay.
You like sports?
Sports.
I like As Suck.
Sports.
A souk?
Not Ass Suck.
Ass Factor 4.
Who did the...
Ass Factor 4.
Who did the record called Sports?
Ass Factor 4.
It was the collage of the Huey Lewis and the News record?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me a reference.
I actually don't know if I like the record.
I haven't listened to it in like probably 16 years or what.
Sorry, I'm entranced by what Dave is doing with the puppet.
What is Dave doing?
Is he still fucking with that puppet?
It's real sexual.
Yeah, he's smoking a cigarette.
Watch.
Like a French style.
He does have like
a little French style mustache.
No, he's doing it like
Andrew Dice Clay style
smoking a cigarette.
Hey!
Whatever happened
to Andrew Dice Clay?
He just performed somewhere.
He's back.
Is he around?
Yeah, he's back.
He's back, huh?
Yeah, full of the whole shtick.
With the shtick and everything?
Yeah.
How old is he?
I don't know, like 70?
He's not 70.
I was thinking 60.
He's got to be 60.
Oh, man.
What if he was 69, you guys?
He's 92.
You should invite him for the next episode.
He's 114 years young.
All right, CDX.
This is a new one on Sweet 309.
Came out in a batch with...
What came out in this batch?
I don't know.
Does anyone know?
You tell me.
Fuck.
You.
You.
It was a...
You tell me.
Matthew Akers tape.
Uh-huh.
And a Jeremiah Fisher tape.
Akers.
Akers.
And Matthew Akers.
He's 57.
Matthew Akers is 57?
Yeah, he's old.
He just got into shit.
Well, good for him.
And, um... Good for him. This tape is
the dude Tim Thornton who does the label.
This is one of his projects.
Is that scary to you, Joe?
No, I'm just surprised.
CDX stands for, uh...
Fuck, what is it now? Oh, yeah.
What was that? Like, Cousins La Dane?
It's from... It's from Arrested Development.
It's the French movie.
Yeah, about cousins.
About cousins.
The new season's coming out soon.
What, Arrested Development?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I haven't heard any buzz about that.
I wasn't really hot on the last one.
Do you like it?
Season four or whatever.
I didn't like it.
But did you like season four?
I thought it was all right.
I mean, you have to watch it a second time.
Well, I watch everything a second time, Sean.
Because the first time it was kind of weird for me
because you go and throw it
and you don't realize you're doing
like individual characters for each episode.
The format's weird.
The format's weird.
I didn't like the format.
I didn't like how the group dynamic wasn't there.
And Lindsay looks crazy.
Yeah, she looks weird.
She looks crazy as fuck.
Not enough Buster for me. I'm a Buster man. Oh, he's a Buster man. I love Buster. I'm looks crazy as fuck. Not enough Buster for me.
I'm a Buster man.
Oh, he's a Buster man.
Yeah.
I love Buster.
I'm a George Michael man.
I'm a Buster head.
Oh, I'm a big George Michael head.
All right.
You got faith, man.
Now you are going to-
That's my favorite.
Now you are going to play something on here, Joe.
I like this cover, by the way.
You dropped my download code.
Did I?
I like the-
The slime?
Yeah, the slime.
The slime blobs.
I met George Michael at a Wawa.
I met him at a Zingo's at three in the morning.
He was buying bulk coffee.
You saw him at Zingo's?
I saw him at Wawa.
I got slowly morphing into a southern gentleman.
Now, Joe, you were going to play something else,
but you were saying rewind it,
but I'm saying let's go straight to the last track on the B-side.
Yeah, let's play the last track, which is a cover.
And I was listening to this tape in the car,
driving back from the Home Depot.
I just had to pick up some wood.
I'm a Lowe's man.
And I'm listening to this, and I'm like,
what the fuck is this?
This is a cover song, but what is it? And I just couldn't place it. And I'm listening to this and I'm like, what the fuck is this? This is a cover song.
But what is it?
And I just couldn't place it.
And it went on for so long.
And then I finally said,
well, let me look at what the title is.
And the title is Escapade Dot...
Is it Dot Middy?
You ever hear Xtreme?
Dot Mid.
Dot Mid Dub.
Right?
Yeah.
Or is Dub something else?
No, that's not.
No, it is.
It's the Janet Jackson song Escapade.
It's a cover of that.
It's a cover.
And it's fucking tight, man.
Wanna ticky, wanna escapade.
Remember the wardrobe malfunction, you guys?
It was very scary.
Dave, you sure that's not recording all...
No.
Nipples are scary, right?
Nipples are disgusting.
Filthy, disgusting features.
Can't believe we have two of them.
Alright, well let's get into this.
Is it...
So scary to Joe B. CDX.
Am I saying that correctly?
I think you were saying those letters correctly.
From the fresh tape
from Sweet 309 called Sports.
Here's a little Janet Jackson
cover. Here's a little Janet Jackson cover Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. on youtube in indonesia yes it's too scary yeah so like you know when i was saying earlier that
porn like porn websites would be blocked,
but YouTube isn't blocked, so anything on YouTube is good to go.
YouTube's not blocked, huh?
YouTube's not blocked.
Cool stuff.
Slick stuff.
A lot of stuff.
Yeah, and like, unlike, you know, China, you know, Facebook is not blocked either.
Interesting.
In China, obviously, it's going to be blocked.
What about MySpace?
I haven't looked, but...
What about E-Bombs World?
E-Bombs World?
What about Pizza pizza hut.com
i don't know but hamster dance i could tell you was around oh you can get to hamster dance
so you're good there what's that you've never seen hamster dance just some more internet
shit that i don't know about joe first and now this wow this is really weird joe i love shreds
shreds is good all Alright, but that was
CDX. Would you just Google?
He's pulling up hamster pants.
Oh, you're doing something different. You're doing a different bit.
I only got a lot of
balls in the air right now. That should be your guy at the internet
cafe who goes behind strangers.
Would you just Google?
Like a latte? What are you Googling?
I just did bed sores.
I don't got them.
Just wouldn't know if I do get them.
I wouldn't be prepared.
All right, if you want to see what I'm Googling later, you come on by.
All right, well, he knows some people, though.
Larry.
Hey, Jimmy.
Hey, you old SOB, what are you Googling?
Ah, don't pull up Bing.
I know that's just a good show me the Google tab.
You know what I like.
Woo! That's pretty
good. You got a good cachet there, man. Don't clear
that. Don't clear that out.
Don't clear that history, man. That's a good history.
Cachet? You know how to cash?
Cachet, right? You say cachet? I don't know how to say it.
Cachet. A cachet.
They have a friend, Tim, that comes in and doesn't know how to use
computers. Doesn't know how to use computers and doesn't know how to use computers.
Doesn't know how to use computers or doesn't know how to use Google?
Yo, make a copy for me.
Copy what?
End scene.
Yeah, exactly.
Whose turn is it?
I don't know.
That was you.
Me.
My turn.
I already went. You went.
No, you played that. I picked the track. I was you. Me. My turn. I already went. You went. No, you played that.
I picked the track.
I said CDX.
Yeah, I know.
Prank.
Don't prank me.
You know it's too scary.
How many emails you get every day?
I got the voice like wavered at the end.
Day.
I don't know what it is.
They say it's spam, but I don't know.
It looks like a pretty good deal.
All right, I'm going to play a tape.
No, I don't want to play this.
Where's the tape I want to play?
What's that in your weird hand?
Don't put your foot on my foot.
Yours are so warm, though.
Bring that back.
That's going to move on.
That's going to move on, all right? I so found it score easy simple I found it didn't have a doubt my mind I wouldn't find it dragon
time you're gonna say fart. Dragon time.
Yeah, it was just like dragon
time. Get seriously, you jokers.
Dragon time. Would dragon fart really be that
surprising?
It would be disgusting. Too much, yeah. Really stinky.
Too much? A lot of sulfur.
Self-titled tape on
Inner Islands. Brand new one
that came out that was a Sombra
Sola cassette and this cassette.
This is Inner Islands number 39.
Duo of
I'm not going to say the name right.
Kefara Moon and Robin McMillan.
Some synthesizers, some
vocals, some percussion, some bass, some guitar.
I like
the bass. I love
the artwork on this. It's like a
It's like a rock band.
Like a My Little Pony's
rip-off type thing.
It's like a bootleg
My Little Pony.
Filtered through Google Dream or whatever.
No, it's not that
scary. That's too scary.
I actually don't think it's scary.
You don't think it's scary? No.
It's too scary. I like it.
My tiny horses.
Artwork.
Shout out to Alexis Amon for the artwork because it's fucking, it's so good.
It's okay.
It's really good.
It's a really good tape.
I listened to this just today.
I was in the car listening to this one.
I'm trying to decide.
You're in the car a lot.
I got a lot of places to be.
No, I was at Home Depot getting wood not that long ago, though.
Thanks, O'Banner.
I was in the car today trying to decide what I was going to play tonight.
Had it down to a few.
This made the cut.
I like this one a lot.
Play a track here.
He likes it.
Hey, Mikey.
You know I do.
Sweet purple shell goes with the whole.
This might make me become a brony.
You guys watch the brony documentary?
I refuse to.
You're too scared of it, huh?
Yeah, too scary.
Why is it too scary?
It's too creepy, maybe.
Yeah, too creepy.
I don't want to know about that world.
They're not like furries.
But they're like one...
I mean, I bet...
How many steps away from also furries?
No.
You think this is the only thing they're into?
Yeah, exactly.
There's got to be a crossover.
If there was some sort of Venn diagram,
there would be a mix.
Very little crossover.
Very little crossover.
At all?
No.
I think furries are like weird adults,
but I think bronies are like-
Not weird adults.
No.
I think they're more like late teens.
Maybe early teens. Two adults. Two adults. I mean adults like people. I think they're more like late teens maybe early 20s I'm sure there's gotta be
some people that are within the 25 age range
and you don't think any of those weird
teenagers also like
do sexual stuff
I'm not saying none of them
I'm saying the crossover is low
speaking of weird sexual stuff
we have a tape in a mason jar
of Mountain Dew a little experiment we're doing to see what we have a tape in a mason jar of Mountain Dew.
A little experiment we're doing to see what happens to a cassette tape if you put it in
Mountain Dew over a month.
So far-
How many days?
About four days.
Four or five days.
Doesn't look like anything's happening yet.
Well, no.
It doesn't pick up steam until later.
Yeah.
I'm assuming one day-
Man, that jar is not sealed properly because I got it all over myself.
No, that came from the Christmas tree shop, so it's not the best seal.
It's not the best fit.
I'm assuming it's going to be fine and then one day it's just going to go crazy.
Oh, you think it's going to bubble up and like...
Dave thinks it's going to turn into a CD-R.
Definitely.
He thinks that's how CD-Rs are made.
What do you think will be on it?
The CD-R will be blank?
No, I thought it was going to be blank.
Oh, no.
It should be a message from the future. I think that'd be awesome.
You put a cassette tape in Mountain Dew and it turns into a CDR that gives you a message
from yourself in the future.
It says don't,
don't drink Mountain Dew.
I think if I,
if I had a twin,
stop drinking Mountain Dew.
If you had a twin,
wouldn't you constantly do stuff where you'd have your twin show,
you'd be with people and your twin would show up and say,
it's you from the future and you'd be all freaked out.
Yeah,
I would do that a bit. I would do that bit.
I would do that a lot.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like when you're meeting people for the first time,
Dave,
I think me and you should do that where like show up and it's like,
it's you from the future.
And you're like,
Oh my God,
it's me.
But everyone's like,
those guys don't look anything alike.
That's the bit.
That's the humor part.
Then you have one other person in on it and he goes,
wait,
make him take his hat off.
See now?
Or one person just starts talking to me like they think it's Dave, and then they see Dave
one second and they go, oh my god.
They have to point a gun at us and decide which one's the real one.
It's a mirror image.
Are you guys seeing this?
How come no one's ever done that bit where there's twins, but they're not identical twins,
and you have to decide which one.
You have to shoot one of them, one of them is bad
you have to make a split decision
but they're not identical so they don't look alike
and you're just going back and forth
Dragon Time
too scary, self title cassette
let's play a little bit off this Thank you. Que otra mujer esta besando
Tu nombre suena a una canción
La paciencia no hay con razas La paz y el amor en tu corazón
Y tu amor me revivirá
A sus suburbios I love you. I have been lost
In the morning
I saw the light
I saw the light
In the morning
I fell in love with you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Me semblante jasso Mi hermina
Mi hermina
Me semblante jasso I don't want to lose you. public access and had a radio show. Like a metal radio show.
Was it Tink's Dream?
Tink's Vid Dreams.
Vid Dreams, yeah.
But he like interviewed like Pantera and shit and like Slayer.
Yeah.
Like he was pretty, you know, big in the Delaware underground metal scene.
Yeah. In like the 90s up until the, you know, now.
I remember watching him alongside with ECW on Public Access.
Yeah, on Public Access really late at night.
It was awesome.
Really bad effects. Oh, super bad. night. It was awesome. Really bad effects.
Oh, it was super bad.
Yeah, it was awesome.
How old was Tank?
I don't know.
Old?
Got to be 70s at that point.
He was probably in his 50s when we were watching him.
Yeah.
Definitely full gray beard and gray hair and everything back in the day.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know how he died?
I think extreme old age.
The only way he should die.
Extreme old age.
70 years old.
Choked on a grape.
Wasn't he kind of a dick to you
one time at Mojo 13?
Yeah. What happened?
I don't know. He was just really weird to me.
He pulled up in a van with his brother
to see who was playing and he sent his brother inside
to ask
his brother came up to me and said hey
yeah the stink
and he asked me who was playing
and I named everybody and said I can't remember all that
just go tell Tink
so I walked up to him and was like hey what's up Tink
and he was like why am I talking to you
he was probably just confused
I was wondering why he was talking to you i was probably just confused i was wondering why he
was talking to you because he had to mention his old age you're fucked up dave he's fucked up man
and i knew you were fucked up but i said i said something about you know who was playing or
whatever i said your brother sent me over whatever told him who was playing and uh he said anything
heavy tonight and i said oh this band i can't remember what it was and he said, anything heavy tonight? And I said, oh, this band, I can't remember what it was.
And he said, oh, that band's heavy?
And then he just like drove up and picked up his brother.
Just died right there.
That's what killed him.
That's what killed him.
You killed the tink.
Took a while, but it got to him.
Yeah, it took two years.
I blew a poison dart in his neck.
It's slow release.
But yeah, he did good stuff. Yeah, slow release. But yeah, he did
good stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That take was awesome. Whose turn is it?
I don't know. I brought it down a little bit.
Yeah, that was Dragon Time. It's Dave's turn.
Self-title tape, Inner Islands. My turn.
Dave!
Dave!
I want that Davey back, Davey back, Davey back,
Davey back, Davey back, Davey back, Davey back. I want that Davey back, Davey back. Dave Davey back Davey back Davey back Davey back
I want that Davey back
Davey
I'm sorry if I was flat
Let's start again
Davey
I'm sorry never
I want that Davey back
Davey back
Davey back
Davey back
Davey back
Davey back
Davey back
I want that Davey back
Davey back
Davey back
Davey back
Davey back
Davey back
Davey back
Davey back
I want my
Davey back
Davey back
Davey sauce Davey sauce No Daveyy back Davy sauce
Davy sauce
No Davy sauce
What do you got
I don't want that
That wasn't even planned
What wasn't planned
The tape he said he has is Davy sauce
Were you kidding me
Arrows
Did you think he was serious for a second
No that was a joke.
Okay, that was a bit.
Okay.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Is this even a music podcast at this point?
No.
Too scary.
What do you got, Dave?
Arrows.
I was going to play an Arrows tape.
You were going to play an Arrows tape.
Which one?
The one on Digalus.
Digatulus.
Digalus.
Digitalis.
And then I told you.
And I texted you at the last minute.
And he vetoed it.
He said, no.
I said, no, Dave's playing it.
No, Dave's doing it.
He really wanted me to call you for some reason.
He said, call Joe and tell him.
Really?
I wanted him to call you and he wouldn't.
He was like, I don't need to tell him.
I said, please call him.
Please call him and tell him.
Too scary.
I didn't even mean to do that.
That makes it scary.
I got nervous with Dave calling me.
What do you want?
Hand this tape over.
This is a duo, right?
Who are these guys?
Yes.
Who are these jokers?
Who are these jokers?
Francisco DeGallo, who does Hobo Cubes, right?
Hobo Cubes.
Yes, sir.
Canadian fellow.
Yeah.
I know.
And somebody else.
I don't remember their name. That's rude. That's not a UJ card. Well, that's rude. It's a duo, know. And somebody else. I don't remember their name.
That's rude.
Well, that's rude.
It's a duo, though.
That's rude.
Is it Garfunkel?
I'll look it up while we're playing it here.
But this came out on Crash Symbols.
Excellent label.
They do some good stuff.
Did we ever figure out what the Crash Symbols catalog
little name stands for? Because it's P-B-U-H.
Huh.
Have we talked about that before?
I don't think so.
Because I don't remember talking about it at all, but I'm looking at that and it makes me so angry that I think we must have talked about it before.
He doesn't like it.
No, I don't like it at all.
P-B-U-H.
Are you sure they're all like that?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
Not every tape.
Look at your Crash Temple stuff.
You got it up there, right?
I don't feel like looking for it right now.
Apparently in Islam, PBUH means peace be upon him.
You think it has anything to do with that?
I think it does.
I just typed in PBUH.
Is this a Muslim label?
Oh, God.
It's from a Muslim West Virginia label?
Thanks, Obama.
Thanks a lot.
All right, let's send this one out to the tank.
PBUH.
What side do you want me to put in?
Oh, look at this shell.
Who makes the clothing that looks like that?
Put it on the other side.
Who makes the clothing?
That's like Louis Vuitton.
Louis Vuitton. I'm talking about the sil the clothing? That's like Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton.
I thought you meant the silvery.
Is this like a Louis Vuitton cassette?
This is beautiful.
Arrows Voyage.
Look at all these little trinkets on here.
It's like Space Invaders.
Little dingbats.
It is like Space Invaders.
Damn, Joe.
You know how to describe something.
Not scary at all.
You're real good at telling things are how to...
Arrows.
That wasn't crackling.
No, you fixed it.
Yeah, I fixed it.
I don't know what I did.
They're just a little lower now.
I think they were too high for some reason.
Oh, we stopped?
No.
I gotta pull it. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. arrows
we back in right now yes arrows voyage cassette on crash symbols i said it first i said it better
i said i invented the word excellent label awesome tape
I forget there was another tape that came out with it
that we played last time right
episode 67 I believe we played something
I could probably look
I think we did yeah
you wrote something up about this
Mike Nigro did
on the site about it
premiered
premiered it.
Real quick, I'm trying to look at the last episode to see if we...
I can't remember.
Well, if you're curious...
If you're curious...
Do a little research.
Yeah.
You have the same internet we do.
Why do we got to do everything?
Dave, calm down.
Whose turn is it?
Remy Baudrillus it or that's you did look
it up yes as the other person and arrows good job dave i didn't think you had it in you oh i have
very proud i have so many things inside me mike i bet you do okay i'm gonna play a tape by
zachary utz like the chips
is Utz a national brand or is that
a regional thing? It's regional
how regional? Like Mid-Atlantic
okay you say Utz
what do you say? Utz
Utz? Yeah I say Utz
Utz I've never heard anybody
say it Utz yeah that's
first time too maybe I
no I say Utz but you're just
saying utz i want it's just like you fellas i'm gonna ask joe what how he pronounces it when he
comes back i'm gonna be so is that when he's where'd he go anyway i don't know he's left
taking a poop maybe this is a new tape on player press uh came out i believe in maybe in late june
or something like that.
It's a tight fucking tape.
I'm not really sure who Zachary Utz is.
I can't really find too much about the guy.
I found a Facebook profile that will lead me to believe he lives in Baltimore,
but I don't know if it's the same guy.
Here he is. Ask him.
Joe, look at that guy's last name.
No, no, no.
Just say the Chip thing.
I don't like Chips.
No, I don't like Chips.
How do you say this guy's last name? Utz. All right, so it the chip thing. I don't like chips. No, I don't like chips. How do you say this guy's last name?
Utz.
All right, so it's Utz.
Like the chips.
Yeah, exactly.
You say it like that?
Utz?
Yeah, it's Utz.
Mike, how do you say it?
It's Utz Potato Chips.
No, he says Utz.
You say Utz?
I don't know.
Come on.
Give me a break, fellas.
Quit rousing me.
A little regional humor.
I do like regional humor.
What's going on here on the cover?
Is this guy levitating?
That looks like some movie magic.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what's going on.
No, he's doing some sort of exercise.
What exercise is that?
That's a pull-up.
So angry.
What are you talking about?
He's floating.
Let me see. I'll be the judge. hands are like right out in front of him he's not even holding anything oh he's definitely
exercising i feel like they called him mid no he's not that's not the clothes he's wearing
you know what i think i think he's really tall and he ran into the room and hit his head
and then somebody took a picture really fast like He just kind of fell over top of himself.
I don't think there's a roof above him.
I think he's falling three stories.
And somebody took that picture while he was falling.
Into the garage.
Look at those shoes he's wearing.
But look at the fan.
It's hot when you work out.
You can't do...
Just because there's a box man
doesn't mean he's working out.
That'd be a good bit.
That'd be a good sketch.
Like some guy...
Like there's a bunch of people
sitting down in an office room
and some guy runs through the door but he
hits his head and like falls over and he gets up
and he's like, why is this room so small?
Look at the shoes this guy's wearing.
Look at the shoes this guy's wearing. You can't
do any kind of activity with this. Yeah, this is a classic
like sneaker. Let me see.
That is a brown leather
I don't know what you're saying what's the tip of
the shoe when it comes to a point a foil a foil no he's he's not exercising he's like doing like
a running jump into the room or something it looks like he hit his head and it's kind of like
so we so dave's thing did happen all right yeah all right all right either way i'm gonna play
something off of here it's a good goof what's the name of the
tape lover's rock that's zachary sorry because of the rock the rock it's too hard it's too hard
or it's like a fake hidden camera tv show and that's the prank that they play on everybody
they walk into the room and they bang their head like that. You're really married to this idea, aren't you?
There's no apostrophe,
so it's not like lover's rock.
Like the lovers have a rock.
Yeah.
It's like lover's plural rock.
Yeah.
There's no exercise equipment at all in this room, Joe.
There's a bike right there.
Wait.
That is a bike. Okay, he is exercising. No, you're right fan but his arms work out
all the sides all there's a bike there's a fan every sign of a man working out
all right well let's play the tape by this jock zachary utz lovers rock him out on player press
player press number numeral 11 11. Here's something from that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 All right.
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Utz utilizes a fleet of 800 salespeople.
Show me the money.
And company trucks deliver products directly to the store.
See how it wasn't as funny?
I know. I don't understand it.
I don't understand it.
Zachary Utz. Do you think he's related
to the Utz people? Yeah.
That's how he was able to put this tape out.
So he got all that money, right?
And he used it all to get someone
else to release his tape.
Well, he recorded this in a really
nice studio.
I get it now.
So it was spent on production.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He wanted to give it the good-oots touch.
Go in there and give him the good-oots touch.
Who's that?
Is that Grandpilot's?
Yeah.
Hey, hey.
He slapped someone in his ass.
Zachary.
Zachary, come here.
Come here.
Zachary, I'll be dead soon.
And he's like, Zachary's wearing his short shorts and his sunglasses.
Papa.
The whole family wears real short shorts.
No tie.
No, Papa.
And there's chips everywhere.
He's always like.
The doctor says I've eaten one too many chips, Zachy.
You have to take over the business.
And he recorded this tape.
That's nice.
Nice ode to his father
Or his grandfather
What was his name?
Charlie
Charlie Utz
Charlie Utz
Charlie Utz
He pronounced it Utz
Because he's from the old country
He's from the old country
That's how they said it back then
It was when they came to Ellis Island
They changed it
Yeah
No you're gonna be Utz
It's pronounced Utz
No you're Utz now
You're gonna have to leave the potatoes behind.
But he couldn't do it.
He couldn't do it.
He was a chip man through and through.
All right, whose turn is it?
They didn't use to cut them like that.
No, no, no, no.
The ripple.
That used to be a manual thing.
That was hard work.
Yeah, it was like a it was a giant like
factory machine it was like for one potato on the railroad like the two guys that do that yeah it
was like that but with one potato in the middle one guy goes down one guy goes up and that's how
that's that's how they slice that's one chip that's one chip out of one potato yeah it's so
wasteful and then you just throw the rest away no no that movement creates
one chip oh okay i thought you would like take it it would make like a like a chip shaped mold
out of one small when the blade comes down it cuts yeah and then when it comes down it moves
over just a little bit yeah then you have the cut on both sides do they have to move the handle
themselves one guy's on one side and No, no, no. I know
they're moving it up and down, but did they have to move it over
to the side? No, no. It's the way when it gets to the bottom
there's like a bolt and then it goes
over. It hits the Remy and then
it goes back up. Okay, yeah. They did it
that way up until 2008.
It worked really well.
How many chips could you get out of one potato?
How many chips can you get? What kind of potato?
Thousands. Regular sized Idaho potato. Thousands. Yeah, before you cook them, one potato? How many chips can you get? What kind of potato? Thousands. Regular-sized Idaho potato.
Thousands.
Yeah, before you cook them, they're real thin.
You can barely see them.
Mike, behind you, there's a roll of something.
And the potatoes back then used to be huge.
Well, they were like this size.
There was more oxygen.
Yeah, they were like gourds back then.
And you weren't eating the potato chips.
They were used for clothing.
They were used to educate small children.
You could race in the sacks that they came in.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, whose turn is it?
Joby?
Is it my turn?
Who just went?
Mike.
Mike.
Oh, it's me.
I'm going to play something out of Sean's box.
Ew.
That he brought.
Not that kind of box.
Oh, the Indonesia box.
Dave, can you put that paper towel in the trash can?
This is a split tape between Individual Distortion and Juru Maya.
Juru Maya.
Juru Maya.
Sean, tell me about Individual Distortion.
Individual Distortion is a noise artist out of Jakarta,
and this is a split tape he did with another Indonesian noise artist,
and this is on a now extinct noise label called Noisosaurus Records.
They got a little look, Dave.
What's he have for a horn?
No, he's like a Tyrannosaurus Rex with headphones.
Oh, it's headphones.
Okay.
He's getting crazy.
I like that.
The guy who actually put this out,
he's got another label
that we'll hear another track from,
and his other label is called
Evil Prevails Productions,
both of which are now no longer with us.
He's canceled both of them.
A lot of rest in peace.
Yeah, a lot of rest in peace.
They always come in threes.
But he's actually featured,
the guy who put this album out
is also on the cassette culture in Central Java.
His name's Robert.
And he's been putting out a lot of noise releases
and black metal, death metal kind of releases as well.
Nice.
Here you go, Mike.
Hand that over.
I'll play some of the first cut called Scarface Shit.
What is it called?
Scarface Shit. Scarface Shit. What is it called? Scarface Shit.
Scarface Shit.
The second track is called Making Money, Fucking Recommended.
I like that.
Does that mean you got to do it?
Yeah.
Got to make that money.
I don't like it.
You don't like it, we all, but we got to do it.
Got to put food on the table.
Thanks, Obama.
Here we go.
What do they think about Obama over in Indonesia?
They love him.
Oh, they love him.
Yeah, he actually-
Yeah, because he's from there.
Well, he lived in Jakarta for a while.
Actually, funny story.
There's a hair cutter, like a barbershop.
Now he wants to take my stars and bars.
There's a barbershop maybe a mile away from me.
Oh, the Hitler Barberie.
No, no.
Everything's Hitler-related there.
Legitimately was called Obama.
Obama.
Oh, really?
Obama.
Yeah, and it's got a picture.
It's got the O, the Obama O that he used for his campaign. And it says called Obama. Obama. Oh, really? Yeah, and it's got a picture.
It's got like the O, like, you know, the Obama O that he used for his campaign.
And it says Obama.
And then it's just got like this cartoon, like a mad cartoon of a guy getting a haircut.
You know, like, what's his name?
Sergi.
He used to do all the mad, like, spy for spies.
You know Sergio?
You know Sergio?
Yeah.
I can't remember the guy's name right now, but he's like an old mad cartoonist.
It's like one of those pictures.
Alfred E. Newman.
Yeah.
What, me worry?
But it's like a picture like that from something you would see in a mad magazine
of a guy getting like a weird haircut,
and it just says Obama,
and it's just a barbershop.
They just do things a little different over there.
Yeah, everything's just a little bit different.
See, that would have been the one thing I didn't,
when I asked you earlier,
what's the one thing you just wouldn't do?
Yeah.
You should have said getting an Obama haircut.
Getting an Obama haircut.
They only do the Obama cut?
They only do the Obama cut?
No, actually, I wouldn't know.
I never went in there.
So that was the one thing you wouldn't do.
What do you think about that he smokes cigarettes?
Is that a big deal to you?
Oh, big time.
He should be impeached.
Really?
Are you kidding me?
I like it.
You like that he smokes cigarettes?
Yeah.
I'm giving him an edge.
A regular guy.
He's got a weakness.
Yeah.
You know?
Okay.
Did you guys hear him do the Marc Maron podcast?
No, I don't like political.
Oh, I heard it.
Yeah.
It was pretty intense.
Mike was pretty mad about one particular thing.
I wasn't mad about anything.
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't want to see what your reaction was reaction was which obviously he didn't like something what are you playing individual distortion yeah here we go
i never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have a coat. You got that?
All I have in this world is my balls and
my word, and I don't break them
for no reason. Do you understand? Thank you. All right, Joe just played Scarface shit
by Individual Distortion.
Beat you to the punch.
Sorry, dude.
On Noisosaurus, right?
That was good.
Yeah?
That was really good.
That was awesome, yeah.
I love the Indonesian box.
I love the fucking little sticker
with the dinosaur logo on it.
Y'all seen my sticker book? Remember they used to sell sticker books? I love the fucking little sticker with the dinosaur logo on it.
Y'all seen my sticker book?
Remember they used to sell sticker books all the time.
Now you can't find them anywhere.
And I hate when they're just coloring books.
I like that that's a hobby.
Just stickering.
I used to love the sticker. Then you fill the book up.
Oh, yeah.
How long are you going to be there?
At least one more year.
A whole year, huh?
Were you there for a year last time?
I was there for a year last year.
Uno año.
But it's just different times.
Okay, so the year there is not as long as it is here.
So you'll be back in four months?
Oh, no, no.
I'm not there from January to end of December.
I'm going to be there from September, probably September to end of August.
Oh, right on.
Yeah.
And then you're coming back, or what are you doing?
I'm not sure.
I might stay there for a little bit longer and keep teaching,
find if I can't renew my contract at my one job, find another job,
or maybe look at another country.
I hear Malaysia's pretty big with their noise scene.
Singapore's pretty cool, too. scene. Singapore's pretty cool too.
They have a great scene out there.
I played there last year as well.
You know, maybe Vietnam or Taiwan.
I don't know.
Not in your America.
Yeah, well, I won't be in your America.
I like to stay here just in case a 9-11 happens.
I can be prepared to help out in any way anyone needs me.
Always stand by.
But if you want to go to other countries
who may or may not be supporters
of us, that's fine, Sean. Whatever.
No big deal. Stay safe out there, man.
Yeah, stay safe if you're going to mess around with the axis.
The axis of evil. It's totally fine,
man. There's not a lot to
worry about. I'm just razzing. My grandfather only
gave his life in that war.
So that you
could be sitting here doing this.
But what?
Okay.
My grandpa spooned out the eyes of Nazis.
And then you're just like, I think I'm going to go to Taiwan.
Shit with a napalm.
I think I'll just teach people.
No, that's awesome, man.
Yeah, thanks.
Really respect you.
All right, man.
How do you want to take us out?
How do you want to end this?
Wait, how are you?
Did he open and close tonight?
Yeah, I think so.
How did that happen?
All right.
I don't know.
Too scary.
Okay, let's not think about it.
Let's just do it.
I like that you get scared when you do it.
Well, it's a scary thing.
It's me screaming.
I'm scared.
You jump.
I like it.
All right, so we're going to end this one
with another Jojo noise bombing act.
This is Salfur,
which is the first noise act that I saw
when I was over in Indonesia.
It's a boyfriend-girlfriend couple,
a guy named Krishna.
Wait, why is that scary?
Huh?
Why is that scary?
He doesn't like relationships?
I don't like relationships.
You don't like duos?
No, I don't like duos.
No, it's my friend Krishna and Woroo and they have this act called software it's kind of a
droney act and this is on another extinct label called evil that prevails productions from the
same guy who used to do noiseasaurus okay and then he put out evil prevails productions all right
he's on the uh documentary well, the cassette label documentary.
Okay.
And now he goes under a new title called Cryptic, what is it?
Cryptic Product or Cryptic Products, Cryptic Offering Products.
Is he wanted by the law?
No, he just changes his product set, his whim.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
So we're going to end it with Soffer.
The album is called Plague.
This will be reissued in America as well.
On your thing?
Yeah, Ian and I.
Is Ian going to be handing all the stateside stuff?
Yeah, that's how we work.
Ian is the business side for the states.
Ian Oates?
And I'm the talent scout.
I go out and get good stuff. I i record it i'll send it to ian
ian will put it out uh we're gonna do probably limited runs 25 maybe 50 at most all right yeah
they'll be available on our uh band camp it's joja noise bombing there he goes getting out
addresses again j-o-g-a that's all i'm saying just google it yeah well you got to know how
to spell Joja.
No.
Google will say, did you mean.
What about that stuff?
They got that stuff over there, but not with an N.
Did you mean creed?
Oh, creton.
Creton's the.
I love there's a masala.
But not that.
Not creton.
Cratom.
Oh, cratom.
You mean with the drug.
It's like the A.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got that over there?
Oh, yeah.
What's that?
What's cratom?
And mushrooms are like pretty much everybody.
Cratom's like a.
Oh, yeah? You were telling me that yeah yeah like the crate if you mushrooms are interesting
because they grow naturally out there like psychedelic mushrooms and it's kind of not
you're cutting out cutting back in so uh psychedelic mushrooms aren't really
they're a gray area between legal and illegal like because they grow naturally people just will
you know grab them you know, people just will grab them.
High school kids will grab them, trip for a little bit.
But they have this interesting thing where the chickens in the early morning will eat most of the psychedelic mushrooms.
So you have to get up early to harvest them before chickens get to them.
And they call them the crazy chickens.
Gila Ayam or Ayam Gila.
Does it affect the chickens?
Yeah. The chickens are always tripping and they're always going crazy yeah it's yeah there's awesome there's
like a little swimming hole far not far from where i was um staying and my friends and i we would go
there and go swimming and doing a lot of stuff in holes over there oh yeah a lot a lot of holes what
does a chicken do when it trips just kind of goes crazy what does it do dave what what does a human do
when it trips all kind of well mike poops himself no david always has his uh hands in his honeypot
you guys become soaking wet right dave loves puts his hands in his honeypot oh we don't
rash me too hard mushrooms um we should mention that Voice of the Valley is coming up. Speaking of mushrooms.
If you live, I would say, in a 10 to 12 hour radius of Millstone, West Virginia,
I would highly recommend looking into going to Voice of the Valley,
which is going to be what, July 24th?
23rd. 23rd.
No, 23rd.
25th.
24th.
25th.
26th. Yeah. Yeah. 7th. No, 23rd. 25th? 24th, 25th, 26th.
Yeah.
7th?
July 20-something, whatever weekend that is.
Two million.
You can find it.
Look up Voice of the Valley.
.net.
Forma, Mr. Matthews, Shingles, Laundromat Squelchers, Mark McGuire.
A whole lot more.
Tons of jammers.
Camping.
It's like 50 bucks and you get to go camping.
I didn't buy my ticket yet.
I didn't either.
Better get on that.
Better get on that.
Let's do it at the door.
But yeah.
Just to piss Stoney off.
I could buy it right now.
You probably got an app.
You could just click one touch.
One touch person.
You think Stoney has an app?
No, you.
Oh, I have an app.
No, I don't think Stoney has an app.
No.
All right, so what are we playing
what we're going out on uh we're going to go out on the first track on the b side called morning
sky from sulfur plague hell yeah pass that over sean thanks again for joining us yeah man thanks
for coming by thanks for making a uh thanks for making that video too it was awesome oh yeah yeah
thanks for inspiring me to do it yeah check out... You can just Google cassette culture in Central Java.
You'll find the video.
Yeah, man, good luck going back to Indonesia.
Thanks.
Hope you have a good time.
Hope everything is swell.
And, yeah, thanks again for coming by
and playing all these tapes and talking to us
and giving us these crazy...
These little puppets.
Yeah, man.
These things are awesome.
Thanks. All right are awesome. Thanks.
All right, here we go.
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