Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #69 | 8.9.15
Episode Date: August 9, 2015Wally Shoup Sax Trio + One, Bobby Diablo, Marshall Art, Winter Ritual, Glochids, Yves Malone, Haxxxors, Common Future, Christian Michael Filardo, Crown Lakes, Barnett/Ortmann, Glass Frog, Cryptosyste...m I, and Jean-Sébastien Truchy.
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Hello, this is JS, Jean-Sebastien Truchy, you're listening to Pot Tab. Hey-oh.
Tabs Out.
Cassette Podcast.
I'm Dave.
Hi, Dave.
I was just going to ask, should we start saying our names in the beginning?
We probably should.
Hi, Dave.
No, it has to be something like, it's not like us talking to each other.
It's like, Tabs Out, Cassette Podcast.
I'm your host, Mike.
Do we say our full names or just...
Start over.
Start over.
That's episode one.
Let's just start from episode one.
No, I think we should say that.
I'm Dave.
No, you're...
Quit razzing.
Do it right.
Let's do it right.
Let's actually try it.
Play the intro again and everything.
I can't. I can't do it again. All right. You start it. Let's actually try it. Play the intro again and everything. I can't.
I can't do it again.
All right.
You start it.
Tabs Out Cassette Podcast.
What's the name?
I'm Dave.
I'm Joe.
I'm Mike.
It is the Beekeeper.
All right.
That's why you did it.
You just set up a bit.
What happens when...
And I'm Mike.
I thought you had one for me too.
All right, whatever.
Jean-Sébastien Chouchy there
with a very international introduction
to this very special episode
of Tabs Out Cassette Podcast.
You can download the subtitles if you need to.
There's a patch.
You can download a patch and install it onto your Wi-Fi.
For episode number 69,
a very special...
69, huh?
69.
69.
That's a funny number,
right, guys?
You ever heard
this song before?
What is this?
What's going on right now?
Funny, right?
How long is this going for?
Fill it up!
Are those fart noises in the background?
Alright, this has been going on
for a while.
Is this something that you made, or is this something that's
like...
I hope you made this.
Jesus Christ.
Dave's loving it, though.
Look at his face.
Wait, what was that last little twinkle twinkle?
I like that.
You sound like Fred Flintstone when he's like...
My question is, Dave, every time someone says 69 tonight...
69!
Oh, just that.
I didn't know if you were going to play the song, too.
Good, good.
That would have been pretty wacky.
You're a wild man, Dave.
I like it.
Should we explain to Dave what a 69 is?
69.
Joke!
All right.
Well, let's get into this episode.
69 of Dabs Out Cassette Podcast. He's not going to do it every time. All right. Well, let's get into this episode 69 of Dabs Out Cassette Podcast.
He's not going to do it every time.
All right.
Broke the streak.
Nope. Like Willie Mays.
They say it couldn't be done.
You're never going to know.
I'm going to sneak one in there every once in a while.
He's unpredictable.
Yep.
Wild with the eight ball.
You are wild.
Joe B.
What?
Do you want to start off tonight's episode?
Oh, sure.
What do you want to play?
A cassette?
Alias, The Beekeeper.
So every time somebody says Joe B.
Alias, The Beekeeper.
What if I say, what if I do, what if I say like, Joe B69?
Oh, man.
That broke his computer.
I can't do it.
Alias, The Beekeeper.
69.
Joke!
Here's my stack of tapes.
It's all mixed in.
They're all mixed in?
Yeah.
Should we...
Here, let me hand you the whole thing.
Let's see if I can do this.
Oh, you got it?
I knew I could do it.
I knew I could hand tapes to you.
You got a nice stack there.
Careful, Joe.
Oh, easy.
Flawless.
All right, let's play this Wally Shoop
sax trio
that's a funny name
Shoop
Wally Shoop
joke
copasthetics
sounds like an old timey boxer
on Astral Spirits
oh I love Astral Spirits
we know that
good label
it is a good label
what font do they use Dave
I don't know
Cooper Black.
Cooper Black.
I think.
Stop his head.
I think.
If you need to know what font a tape label uses, just tweet hashtag what font does this
tape label use with the name of the tape label, and Dave will answer for you.
Cooper Black.
Cooper Black.
Yep.
This is a good one, this tape.
It's a popular one.
That's easy.
That's easy.
That's elementary.
With the Wally Shoup Sax Trio
plus one,
who's the plus one?
It's Carmen Rothwell playing double bass.
So the Wally Shoup Sax
Trio is an established
trio.
Plus one.
I like a good trio. Yeah. Wally Shoup plus one on Alto Sex.
I like a good trio. Jacob Zimmerman Alto Sex and
Neil Welch, Tenor Sex.
I don't really know much about Wally
Shoup. Do we know much? I know that
I was doing a little research,
some investigative work earlier. I know
he's from Seattle. Oh, Seattle, the
Windy City. The Windy City. And I know
he's done a bunch of collabs with Nels Klein and Thurston Moore and Chris Corsano. Oh, Seattle, the Windy City. The Windy City. And I know he's done like a bunch of like
collabs with like
Nels Klein
and Thurston Moore
and Chris Corsano.
I've never seen his name.
But I've never seen
Wally Shoup.
Wally Shoup.
Now batting
number 69,
Wally Shoup.
69.
I mean,
it's worth celebrating at least a couple of times, right?
Now, but hell, how...
All right.
I say we don't play any tapes tonight.
I say we just keep saying 69.
So here, play something off the A-side.
Go, boy!
A lot of good Wet Hot American Summer clips, I see.
That's a theme for tonight, I think.
That's a good segue into the...
If anyone is interested in seeing a screenshot
of every single cassette tape and tape deck
from Wet Hot American Summer,
the first day of camp,
now available on Netflix, streaming now.
For some reason...
Are we sponsored by Netflix now?
For some reason, I took a screenshot
of everyone and put it on tabsout.com
on the internet.
I want to do horror stuff with my friend.
Finally, we got that one.
Edition of
150. And your number is almost...
Let me see if I can rub it completely off.
It's almost gone. 57 out of
150. They couldn't have done 69, huh?
69.
So you want to play something?
You got to rewound here all the way?
Yeah.
Correct.
There's a little bit of weed on this one.
All right.
Let's start off episode 69.
You got a bunch of new...
Did you download a whole new pack?
I'm not doing any tonight.
I think Dave got an
expansion pack. Dave is on fire.
Touch him and see if he's
hot.
Oh, there it is. Wally Shoop.
Zach, don't be
razzled. Don't razz him.
I like how I squeezed this and everything
the Noroco case broke open,
the download code popped out,
the J-Card fell out.
Scrape! Wally Shoop The Noroco case broke open The download code popped out The J card fell out Disgrace!
Wally Shoop Sax Trio plus one
Copa Aesthetics
What is that?
Do that one more time
I'm going to try to guess what that is
Here we go. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ ¶¶ so
um ¶¶
¶¶ ¶¶ Wally Shoop.
Wally Shoop.
Some hot jazz starting it off.
You guys like Wally Shoop? I like Wally Shoop. I like Cheddar Shoop. Wally Shoop. Some hot jazz starting it off.
You guys like Wally Shoop?
I like Wally Shoop.
I like cheddar soup.
I like cream of broccolis.
Cream of broccolis is pretty good, but I like Wally Shoop the best.
It's funny that this is episode 69 because I was with a sax trio. You fellas ever been in a menage a trois, a sax trio?
I've been in a couple menage-a-touches.
You still do it with soup guys?
What's this guy's name?
I did it with soup a couple times.
What's this guy's name?
Shank.
Shank?
Shank.
I hope he's really young.
This isn't an old guy.
I'm 13.
Not that young.
He can drink.
That came out in a batch
with Kid Millions and Jim Salter
and Taco Bells,
which is still one of the greatest names.
That's really good.
Did we play the Taco Bells tape
or just talk about it?
We just talked about it.
Okay, because I feel like I never heard that.
Who has that?
I have it.
I want to borrow that.
You can still get that tape,
that Wally Shoop tape
and all the other tapes
from Astral Spirits, it looks like.
A seven billers apiece or a package deal.
Fifteen bucks for all three tapes.
That's a pretty good package deal.
You're buying the two tapes, you're getting one for a dollar.
Buy two, get one for a dollar.
Plus a dollar.
I don't have anything for that, sorry.
You don't have? Okay.
Davey Boy.
You want to go?
You want to play a tape?
He doesn't say eat soup. He says drink soup.
Drink some soup.
Hey, you guys want to
drink some tomato soup?
Watch the game?
Watch the game?
The game's something weird.
He plays Solitaire on his computer
yeah it's not a sporting event you'll drink some soup and watch me play
world warcraft all right dave what do you know no let's go clockwise otherwise everything's
gonna get it can be goes next no that was big oh that was you okay so okay now okay that okay
i just heard a little crackle in my headphones.
Me too.
I hope this isn't fucking up.
All right.
What do I want to play?
I'm going to play this Bobby Diablo.
Bobby Diablo.
Got some real hair banging.
Oh, man, I know Bobby.
I know Bobby from back in the day.
Some real hair banger fuck music.
I can't believe you tape fucks are doing 69 and you don't tell me to come.
You don't invite the rock.
69.
Back in Slovakia, man, I was the 69 champion of that place, man.
I used to bang on my left, right.
I'm at my own time in Croatia.
1987, 1988, I was catching a gig at the Hot Biscuit,
me and the drummer from Back Company.
We 69'd each other in a goat alley.
69.
You boys don't know nothing about 69.
69.
I'd take all comers.
Dave, boy.
Hey, big boy.
I really like that one.
Hey, big boy, do you know what a 69 is?
You need the rocks to tell you.
I know what it is.
Joke.
We'll figure out.
It's a funny joke.
We'll figure out.
You know.
All right, Dave, what are you playing?
Bobby Diablo.
Oh, Bobby Diablo.
I know that fucker.
I know Bobby Diablo.
He owes me four goats and a stick.
Who's Bobby Diablo? That's too scary, by the way, Diablo. He owes me four goats and a stick. Who's Bobby Diablo?
That's too scary, by the way, Diablo.
I don't know.
Too scary.
You playing that reminded me of something.
Bring up after this tape.
Too scary.
Okay, yeah.
All right, let's play this fucking tape. is it bobby diablo bobby diablo
hand it over here let me look at it tape came out on entertainment systems a fine label fairly new
label what's the second batch third batch uh it sounds about right this is number six so yeah second batch yeah what are you doing over there
hayley ah too scary what are you doing over there
what would you consider a limited edition cassette a limited edition everything on
bandcamp when they sell it on bandcamp it always has limited edition cassette what does that mean
it means when they run out there isn't going to be
any more made. You think that's what it
means? Yeah, that's what it means.
Limited. Limited. So if you can
make any number, they can make ten or they can make
a thousand. You can make a million. You can make a
million and it's still a limited edition?
Yeah. Because once it's gone,
it's gone. Yeah, it could be a pack of gum. But is that what that means?
A limited edition pack
of gum that you can get for, there's a million made.
Like, if there's like a limit on how many
something you can buy at the store,
limit to ten,
you can only get ten. You can't get
any more. So the edition size doesn't matter?
No. Really? Yeah. Okay.
I like how I'm taking this
as like, as gospel. You just took
some notes. Okay, interesting.
That's very, That really changes the way
I'm going to approach
other topics now in my life.
Give me that information.
I was looking at the band camp,
by the way.
Where is it?
I think I handed it to you, Haley.
That can be debated.
Then it got behind me somehow.
Yeah, I never touched
this tape in my life.
Never.
Dust that new rock over Prince.
Let me see. Play it. I that new rock over Prince. Let me see it.
Play it.
I love when you do that.
Play it.
You're just like, let me see it.
And you just look at it without saying anything.
And then, oh, all right.
This looks tight.
This shell looks awesome.
This, like an off-white shell with the pink printing on it.
Hey, life hack for everyone, by the way.
What kind of art would you... I'm sorry. No, the way if you're getting art would you i'm sorry no go ahead
what kind of art would you spider webby and spider webby that's very spider webby and artwork uh if
you're getting your shit duplicated at national audio company you should know because i see a lot
of tapes with just the imprinting on just the a side right yeah i'm pretty sure isn't it like
basically the same price to get it printed on the B side?
What do you have to pay like for a plate?
You're paying for
one plate regardless of whether or not you're doing
Yeah so it's like the same price right? Yeah.
So just start getting shit on both sides.
Yeah. Dummy. Play the more you
know sound from that.
That was it. Perfect.
You were a little flat. Let's try it again.
Perfect. You were a little flat. Let's try it again. Perfect.
All right.
Ah, too scary.
The cover art's so scary.
Warning if you look at the cover art.
It's too scary.
Okay, I didn't know. Did you start it over or did it just go that long?
Yeah, it just goes that long.
Go, boy!
Alright.
Is Bobby Diablo the person?
This is not their name, right?
No, that's...
No one's left.
No one's last name is Diablo.
What is it, then? Who is Bobby Diablo? I don't know who Bobby is. It. No one's last name is Diablo. What is it then?
Who is Bobby Diablo?
I don't know who, but he's a mystery.
Who is Bobby Diablo?
That's like the beginning of an Unsolved Mysteries episode.
That's where Shank goes to get his soup.
He goes to Bobby Diablo's on Union Street.
They got good cheddar there.
Good cheddar soup.
I don't like this character.
I liked it better when Dave took my characters.
That can be arranged.
All right, you want to go in here?
DJ outside space.
Bobby Diablo, self-titled cassette on Entertainment Systems.
Entertainment Systems number six.
Here we go. I don't know. Thank you. I'm sorry. so
so so
so I'm not sure if I can do this. I'm sorry. Thank you for watching. The End Thank you. Thank you. so
so Thank you. so Bobby Diablo. Bobby Diablo. Bobby Diablo.
Off the tape, Bobby Diablo.
Tape so nice, they need it two times for your fuck.
Entertainment systems.
Two cuts off a program.
That was fucking tight, man.
Yeah.
I like Bobby Diablo.
I do, too.
I don't think it's too scary.
He's got good soup.
Enough with the soup.
I don't like the soup guy.
But I do have something for you, Joe.
What do you have?
You play...
The Too Scary Sound Club.
Play that one more time.
That was sent to us.
That was submitted by...
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I slowed it down a little bit.
Alex from Massachusetts.
Alex from Boston, we'll call him.
Who also has a question for you.
Oh, for me?
Which I think this will be our new segment,
our new reoccurring segment.
Alias, The Beekeeper.
Ask Bee Anything.
So if you have any questions,
Dave, you'll punch up a nice little intro song for that.
Alias, The Beekeeper.
All right, here's the first question for Ask Bee Anything.
Alex from Boston.
And Alex asks,
do I also have to eat the groceries like booty?
Does it work both ways?
I'm not sure.
No.
You don't?
No.
All right.
And that's the first segment of SB Anything.
Alias, The Beekeeper.
69.
69.
My turn.
Joke!
What is that from?
It's from Wet Hot American Summer.
Man, you're laying them on thick tonight.
I think we're sponsored by it.
Alright, I know.
I'm going to play an upbeat number.
I like to play Seasonal Effects.
Oh, that's a good band name.
Seasonal Effects?
Yeah, Seasonal Effects.
How do you spell effects in it?
With an E or an A? EFX. Okay. Yeah, Seasonal FX. How do you spell FX in it? With an E or an A?
EFX.
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
Well, how do you spell seasonal?
Just normal.
Just normal.
Yeah.
I'm going to play a tape here that came out, I think, back in January.
I got it written down here.
Let me...
I made that sound, but I didn't actually scroll.
I'm not actually using my mouse pad right here.
Oh, boy!
A tape that came out
back in January
on a label called UbikTune.
UbikTune. I haven't heard of this.
I can't tell.
U-B-I-K-T-U-N-E.
I can't tell if it's like
a net label, like they just put out
stuff you can download.
Because I couldn't find anything about this or any other... They just put out like you know something you can download Because I couldn't find anything about like this or any other. Wait what?
I couldn't find any- They just put out stuff you can download? Yeah, because I couldn't find anything about any tapes on there anywhere
Oh weird, but then this tape was sent to us I think by martial art
I think so I don't know if they made copies of it and
Like Ubiktoon just puts out like digital stuff. I't tell. It's definitely not like a one-off,
like they just made one,
because it's really fucking nice.
Yeah, yeah, it's really professional.
Yeah, it's beautiful cover art.
Dave, how did you describe this cover art earlier?
It kind of looks like animation from the wall.
It kind of looks like a comic book of War of the Worlds.
I've never seen the wall.
No?
No.
But it's fucking tight.
Like a lot of primary colors.
Really bright comic book-y stuff.
It looks fucking awesome.
I changed my mind. It doesn't look like that.
But it looks cool. What's it look like? Was I right?
Yeah, you were right. You got it right.
And boom goes the dynamite.
There it is.
Self-titled tape. Re released in January, as I said.
The duo of Jeffrey Roberts from Canada
and Mikhail Ivanov from Russia.
Art by Andre Carlin, by the way.
But this tape is fucking tight.
This is awesome tape.
I can't wait to hear it.
I like it a whole bunch.
Thought you were going to play it.
Are we supposed to be scared
of it?
I never know if another one's coming.
Tight red shells goes well with the artwork.
Beautiful tape.
I think you boys are going to like this one.
You ready? I was born ready.
How's the seat of your pants?
Let's get into this.
Hot.
Hot.
Hot like a bowl of soup.
Enough with the soup guy.
Martial art.
Self-titled tape.
Ubiquitune number 82.
Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so
hmm so
hmm Thank you. Thank you. I'm not going to let you go of money. Yeah. Hell yeah, man. I imagine the beginning, just the one dude playing, and then
a car is coming in in the background.
He's out in the desert, right?
A convertible.
No, it's not a convertible.
It's not a convertible.
It's like an old Lincoln, an old Cadillac.
And you see in the background, it's all
wavy because of the heat.
What is a heat vision? Why does it do that?
I don't know. That's a good question.
And then it gets closer
and there's like the,
you know,
the sand's kicking up
and all of a sudden it stops
and he's just on top of the car
with his guitar.
And he just rips it.
That was fucking tight, man.
Storyboard that up.
Let's do this.
Too scary.
That got a lot of stuff.
I'm backlogged
with my storyboarding.
Don't be scary.
All right.
Whose turn is it?
But that tape
I gotta say
Oh it's my turn
I'm gonna play this tape
The rest of it's sick to order
If you can find out how to order it
This new winter ritual tape
That I got from Max Gamble today
Oh nice
Deep garden
Where's that asshole been?
I don't know
He never comes out
Does he still live around here?
Yeah
Never see that guy
I tattooed him today
Is he still doing
What label What's the label called? John Powell's label No what's the label that he did? Or does Does he still live around here? Yeah. Hmm. Never see that guy. I tattooed him today. Is he still doing, what label?
What's the label called?
John Powell's label.
No, what's the label that he did?
Or does?
Spirit Throne.
Spirit Throne.
Is he still doing that?
I don't know.
He put out a batch like a few months ago.
Yeah, I think he is.
Okay.
Yeah.
And this is on Powell's label, huh?
This is on Powell's label with his new, I haven't seen.
There's John Powellyle right there.
His new covers.
Oh, let me see.
He changed everything up.
He changed it up, huh?
Oh, this is tight.
He put out...
Did he put like a batch that all look like this?
Yeah, yeah.
All the new stuff looks like that.
Are they longer tapes now?
No.
They're still C-10s?
They're still C-3s?
Minute and a half on each side?
The fuck?
John loves short tapes, man.
He loves it.
Damn, this looks fucking tight.
Oh, I like how winter ritual
Dave what font is that
let me see
you should already have it
it's taking way too long
strawberry dingbat
strawberry dingbat
I like how
winter ritual
always uses
the font
when each letter
is like
if you went to like
staples
what's that place called
it's like a decorative
what's that place called
when you go for birthday parties
and they do like
joust and
turkey cheese no on horses they do like jousts and... Chuck E. Cheese.
No, on horses.
They're like...
Medieval times!
It's like the Medieval Times font.
Like all the...
Or more Celtic, I guess.
I don't know.
It's each letter's in like a square with like design work.
I got medieval soup.
I don't like the soup guy.
All right, enough of the soup guy, Dave.
And Winter Ritual uses that font.
Do I gotta take off my jacket?
Dave, just relax.
Uses this font like on all the releases that he does.
Yeah.
Like on different labels and stuff.
I like that.
But this new Beyond the Ruins look is fucking tight, man.
I just don't like that it doesn't say Beyond the Ruins anywhere.
Oh, it doesn't?
Nowhere?
Uh-uh.
Okay, on the cover, you got this like...
Does it have his logo?
It's like a picture of like a...
No, that's gone too.
What?
It's like these pictures like that's gone too what it's like these
uh pictures ripped he ripped them he's like i can picture john in the library right now with
maggie's old national geographic's time life and just angry leather gloves on so patsy and leather
gloves just yeah still pisses not fingerless either like driving no yeah yeah it's after
hours in the library he's got he's got that one green lamp that you pull the library He's got that one green lamp
That you pull the thing
He's got that on
Leather gloves
By the way nothing but the leather gloves
That's John Pyle's catchphrase
John Pyle
And he's dripping wet
John Pyle
Nothing but the leather gloves
And he's just ripping
Still pisses parents
Through his B's and butthead BHS's
I hate you
I hate you
I hate society.
I'm gonna
put out this C4.
But this looks tight.
So he's got that on the cover and then with like
it just says
Deep Garden, I guess that's the name of the tape, underlined.
Let me get a gander at that.
Winter Ritual Deep Garden on the back flap here.
Oh, it says BTR
all over the inside.
All over the inside and on the shell.
And then he's got his little logo here.
Oh, he does?
But he took off, I think he used to be a skull
and he used to say Beyond the Ruins,
but he took off the Beyond the Ruins.
Oh, I didn't know the skull was so good.
Oh, he's trying to keep it in the shadows.
I see what you're doing, John.
Trying to be cult.
I like it.
He's doing it.
Slick.
Just down to one skull now. It used to be two, I think. Oh, really? He's doing it. Slick. Just down to one skull now.
It used to be two, I think.
Oh, really?
He lost a skull.
It used to be two skulls and beyond the ruins spelled out in like a hard to read font.
Strawberry Dingbat?
No, it wasn't Strawberry Dingbat.
It was Spaghetti Western.
Spaghetti Western is a good font with the lasso.
Oh, yeah.
It's real good.
Yeah, I like that one.
Yeah.
All right. So if you hit Alt-141, it makes a little saddle.
I got to remember that.
Jump!
That was a good one.
I'm trying to get my Wi-Fi to speed up here, so...
All right, beyondtheruins.net.
Let's see.
Now available.
Killed in prison.
Murder C-10.
Wait, this isn't available?
This was from the previous batch.
Hell, you got to get one of those ceiling fans with the really short blades on it for in here.
Are you kidding me?
Do we talk about this?
Yeah.
Oh.
I've been talking about using people who donate money, using our Tabs Out money to get a tiny little ceiling fan up here.
Yeah.
When we were on Cumberland...
Just because I don't want to move
where the electric already is
because the light's really close to the...
Can you get a tiny little one?
Oh, yeah.
My parents have a tiny one.
Really?
When we were in Cumberland,
Eden, on our way down to VOV this year,
there was one with comically small blades on it.
Oh, yeah.
It was hilarious.
What's the restaurant we always eat at every year
on the way to VOV?
Benjamin... Benjamin something. Benjamin Bar and Grill. It's like on we always eat at every year on the way to VOV? Benjamin something.
Benjamin Bar and Grill.
It's on the main strip.
You went there.
We met D'Onofrio and Tony Pinto there one time. I don't remember what it was called.
It's like the fan blades are so small.
It's like they want you to notice.
And then it's like, I saw you boys looking up.
Did you see the fan?
Did you see the ton of fan blades?
They're really small.
It's like a fan prank. It's like a blades? They're really small. Fan prank.
It's like a fan prank.
It's a definite fan prank.
Cumberland's like the number three worst city to live in in Maryland.
Really?
Based on what?
Have you been writing a book about Maryland?
No, they just had-
Dumb Fries is number one.
Statistics just came out.
Skaggsville is number two.
Elton's number one.
It seems to be growing like a motherfucker.
The first time we stopped in Cumberland, there was nothing but like eight churches
and 20 satellite dishes.
And now there's like a lot of shit popping up.
It was a nice farmer's market when we went there.
I don't know.
I think Dave bought a whoopie pie.
Oh, yeah.
It was pretty good.
It was only two bucks, too.
How was it?
It was good?
It was delicious.
All right.
So this came out in the last batch from Beyond the Roads?
Too much sugar, though.
Yeah.
Too much sugar.
And I believe it's gone.
Is your soup high diabetic? Oh, yeah. My much sugar, though. Yeah. Too much sugar. And I believe it's gone. Is your soup guy diabetic?
Oh, yeah.
My blood sugar goes to the roof.
What's he doing?
Small additions?
Got to take my jacket.
Yeah, I don't know how many.
I don't know.
He spends 13.
They're limited, though.
Yeah, John spends 13 minutes a week
dubbing his batches.
That's how long it takes him.
I'm going to do eight copies of this C1.
He just bangs them out of his lunch break.
All right. Winter ritual. Winter ritual. him out of his lunch break. All right.
Winter ritual.
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Are we back?
We're back.
We are back.
Took a little break there because it took, for some reason,
it took like an hour to order a pizza.
It's really, you're in like a weird, like, you're in like dry pizza land.
Well, first of all. Yeah, we're in like a weird, like, you're in like dry pizza land. Well, first of all, we're in dry pizza land.
First of all, if you're ever in the Delaware area,
because that's the only place I think they are,
we're boycotting Grotto's.
Tab's out official Grotto's boycott.
Because they fucking were very rude to Joe on the phone.
We should call him up.
We're just great.
We should call him up right now.
Yeah, hung up.
Refused to deliver.
Made it sound like he was going to deliver,
but would give us a discount if we came in,
which I don't know what that means.
Then he hung up on him.
That sounds like the Irish investigate.
Hold on.
Let me take this real quick.
Pause it.
I'm not pausing shit.
Joe B., you want to talk a little bit?
Oh, I went.
Now, what are you going to play?
It's my turn now?
Yeah.
All right.
I think I'm going to play? It's my turn now? Yeah. All right. I think I'm going to play... I'm loving it.
You picked that right up, didn't you, Joe?
I'm going to play this Glow Kids tape.
What is it?
Glow Kids?
Glow Kids.
What's that on?
It's on Finery.
Finery number 33.
Venusian Formula.
Venusian Formula. Venusian Formula.
The name of this jammy here.
I've been jamming this a lot.
Do a couple cuts
off the A side.
This is more
denser artwork
than usual for Finery.
Yeah, the couple ones that I have are
just white.
This is like a deep purple.
Deep purple.
Glowkids.
There's like a post-it note on the front with some kind of cryptic symbol on it.
Who's Glowkids?
Wait, you guys really didn't stop?
What?
Oh, Mike's back.
Mike's back.
We're going to play this Glowkids.
That can't be how you say it.
Glowkids?
Yeah, it's Glowkids.
Glowkids.
You old guys.
Too scary. Do you know what a Glow kids? Yeah, it's glow kids. Glow kids. You old guys. Too scary.
Do you know what a glow kid is?
True stories.
Too scary.
No, what is it?
It's like a cactus spike.
Ah!
Yeah, too scary.
Yeah, way too scary.
What happened to your old scream?
What scream?
The one from last...
There it is.
I thought maybe you got rid of it.
No, no, no.
I thought maybe it was a limited edition.
It was a little quiet.
It's eventually only going to be screams.
Different kinds of screams. It's just going to be different screams. Slowly
transitioning to just screams. I like that.
What are you playing? I can't believe you haven't figured this one out yet.
Ah!
That's got to be Tina, right?
Let me hear it again. Is that Tina from Bob's Burger?
Ah!
I feel like I have.
Play it again.
Ah! One more again. Ah!
One more time.
Ah!
All right, what are you playing?
Glow Kids.
Glow Kids.
The Glow Kids?
Oh, it's a spike from a cactus?
Yeah, it's like a spike from a cactus.
I thought they were from Phoenix.
I'm not going to say where I thought they were from.
Cactus?
Cacti?
Because it's cacti.
The old green spike.
The old green spike.
I'm not Not gonna say.
Dealt with a few of them
in my time.
Play a couple cuts
off the A side or B side.
I'm gonna play a couple
cuts off the A side.
Finery.
We already went over
all of this.
Hand me a common J card
without it's casing.
I don't know where
the case went.
Give me the case.
What am I some sort of
peasant that you're
passing on an old
newspaper to?
I ain't giving you shit
man.
Wet mitts on it.
Now your J card's soaking wet.
Nope, you ain't getting shit.
Glow Kids.
Venusian formula?
Hmm, I've had some Venusian formula before.
Finery number 33.
Did you guys talk about that?
Yep, we talked about that.
Oh, it's so close to being 69 out of 75.
69.
No, but it's not 69.
It's 61.
69.
But it's not. Here you go, you want to take this?
Here, you can
See, there's so much I'm learning now
The Noroco, the back is black
Here we go
I like the, uh, your flip-flip-flip
That was good, right? Yeah, that worked out really well Okay, are we playing this? Yeah, play it I like your clip with the dip.
That was good, right?
Yeah, that worked out really well.
Okay, are we playing this?
Yeah, play it.
Finery, a fine label.
Here we go.
It's so hot in here.
It is really hot in here. Thank you. Thank you. so so so
so so so
so so so so
so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Glow kids.
That was good.
Like a spike on a cactus. Like a spike on a cactus Like a spike on a cactus
You can buy those at Whole Foods
In a cup of water for $12.99
I heard about that
Some asparagus
I'll buy that shit
Asparagus water is good
Have you had it?
Yeah it's delicious
It really gets the flavor from the root of the asparagus
I don't understand.
Even if you were really white and you were going to actually get that,
wouldn't you just make it yourself?
It's just a thing of water with three raw pieces of asparagus in it.
No, make it yourself.
You can do it for you.
Okay, you're right.
Forgive me, boys.
I rescinded.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're done.
I take it back.
I know.
I was sorry.
I can't believe Dave didn't go into something about asparagus soup with that.
Too late now.
Whose turn is it?
It's yours.
It's my turn.
Ooh, very special.
The tables have turned.
And the shoes on the other foot now fit the tightest.
What does that mean, the shoes?
First of all, am I getting that right, the shoes on the other foot?
No, it's now I'm wearing the shoes.
Okay, now I'm wearing the shoes in this relationship.
Who wears the shoes in this relationship?
I think that's boots.
Who wears the boots in this relationship?
You woke up with the wrong pair of boots.
You woke up with the wrong pair of boots this morning.
You woke up wearing the wrong pair of boots in this relationship.
I'm going to play.
I'm going back and forth between one or the other.
I know who wears the plants in this family.
The plants.
All right, I'm going to play some upbeat numbers.
I like upbeat numbers.
All right.
As you know, also, I should mention...
Upbeat numbers?
Yeah, I kind of like upbeat numbers
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upbeat numbers they dress like the Beatles
with the upbeat numbers
hello with the upbeat numbers
yeah exactly
I want to mention that I put out
two tapes
two
Eve Malone
too scary a tape by local dude Two. And Eve Malone. Too scary. You think of that?
Too scary.
A tape by local dude you've heard on the show several times,
Ian Franklin, his project Shredder Ghost.
Shredder Ghost.
And a, I don't know how to say it, Adderall Canyonly?
How do you say it?
Adderall Canyonly.
Adderall Canyonly.
I can never say it.
Say it one more time.
Canyonly. Canyonly. Am I saying it just like you. I can never say it. Say it one more time. Canyonly.
Canyonly.
Am I saying it just like you're saying it?
Yeah, say it.
I thought it was cannoli.
Think canyon, like the Grand Canyon.
And then Lee.
See, I feel like I'm saying that, but it doesn't sound right.
Canyonly.
Canyonly.
You got it.
Canyonly.
I'm going to say canny only because it's the way you're going to say it.
Canyonly.
On my brain.
Canny only, huh?
But anyway, put all those on nine to five.
It's still grippable.
But also, Eve Malone.
Stellar fucking project.
Have you heard of this guy?
Have you heard of this Eve Malone?
Some unbelievable wild stuff
going on that he does with his keyboard.
Him and Mike Nigro,
friend of the show,
expat. Currently living in Brooklyn, Mike Nigro, friend of the show. Oh, boy. Ex-pat.
Currently living in Brooklyn, the big city, the big apple, the windy apple.
Because he gets someone who's stalling a little bit.
I want to try it again.
Originally from Delaware.
Mike Nigro and Eve Malone just put out their tapes on a giant fern.
An excellent label.
A giant fern. The thing I like about a giant fern. An excellent label. A giant? A giant fern.
The thing I like about a giant fern... What? Can I tell you what I like about
a giant fern? Yeah, sure. You might as well because I wasn't
going to say it.
It's literally the giantest
fern. And so ferny.
They...
When I first...
Well, back in my day...
Let me tell y'all a little story. We used to put peanuts in our shoes When I first... When I first... Well, back in my day, when I first started...
Let me tell you a little story.
We used to put peanuts in our shoes because we liked the salty taste.
What?
When I first got stuff from that label, it was in those wooden boxes.
Oh, yeah.
Those handmade, tiny little, like, elephant nails they used to close them up.
These tiny little boxes that they would silk screen.
I'm looking at two of them right up there on the shelf.
Beautiful little pieces of art.
Then they went to just like your average tape,
just an Eureka case with a J card in it,
which was kind of like, I like the boxes.
I understood.
You're not doing those fucking boxes every fucking time.
No way, man.
Because they're insane.
You've got to get sick and and
big ups to giant fern for doing them at all big ups but um went to the the standard cases but
what i like about it now at the standard case is every batch the artwork is all done by one person
and i think it's always one person in the batch you know what i mean all right so like he'll put
out like five tapes and one of the person in the batch will do the
artwork for those five tapes.
And then the next tapes, he'll do three tapes and one
of the person, new person,
same artwork for all those. In case you didn't understand
the first one. And then what about the next batch?
I don't know.
I don't get it.
I was really worried because I'm
saying the words and I'm like, I don't even know where I'm going
with this. It's so complicated.
I'm not good at math.
Too scary.
I want that sound clip off the board.
That's way too scary.
And I'm being literal.
This isn't a bit.
Because normally we're like, that's too scary.
And it's like, ugh.
Yeah, exactly.
But I'm literally scared of that sound clip.
I don't want to hear it again.
All right.
But Mike Niagara and Eve Malone
just put out tapes on Chine Fern.
Eve Malone tapes called Golden...
Get your hands.
Let me read the fucking title.
It's a long one.
Don't pull it away.
Golden Twilight of the Black Sun.
I was just trying to tilt it so I could see it too.
Oh, someone's calling.
Go, boy!
Pause this.
Give me the cash.
Give me the fucking money.
What are you doing?
Getting the pizza That's the pizza
Alright
Well I guess I just have to carry it
For a little while then
No no just pause it
Because I have more to say
I want to pick up from right there
Alright and we're back
From the magic of radio
Magic of old time radio
Old time hero
Picture 1942
Eve Malone
Up to bat
Alright
I forget what I was going to say.
So we'll just go ahead and play the tape, right?
It's a ripper.
Let's play...
I'm going to play two cuts off of this.
You know it.
Ooh, true stories.
Too scary.
Orange blood and crushing the righteous underfoot.
The last two tracks
off of this Eve Malone tape on Giant Fern
number 33. An edition of
60.
Gonna lay these ones on ya.
Gonna lay these ones on ya. Thank you. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The baby, the baby, the baby The B.A.B. The B.A.B. The B.A.B. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was Eve Malone from the Golden Twilight of the Black Sun cassette.
You heard that right, cassette.
You always believe they're still making these things.
That's out now in a giant fern.
Before that, you heard Temple the Dog with Hunger Strike.
And I'm going hungry.
That's because it's the noontime hour.
You know what that means?
We've got the noontime nothing but nicks, all Stevie Nicks power out coming up.
Call and be calling number 18.
Catch the Stevie Nicks light show experience down at the Rand Paul Science Symposium.
Little Sunday, 8 o'clock.
Those are two free tickets.
Go, boy!
All right, keep them alone.
Quietly, there's some words there.
Next tape.
It's a ripper, though.
That had me moving.
That had you boys moving, right?
That reheated this pizza.
Reheated it?
It reheated it.
It's too hot.
My turn, right?
Alias, The Beekeeper.
No one said his name.
But me, Joe B.
69.
Alias, The Beekeeper.
I'm going to play this Haxor's tape.
69.
Brainwater.
69.
Thank you.
Is it two Michael Jordans or it's just Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan?
I think it's two Michael Jordans but also MJMJ.
MJMJrecords.com.
Have we ever went over the math of it of like how many Michael Jordans is a Scottie Pippen?
Six.
So we have one.
Okay.
69.
No, Dave.
Oh, number prank. Who are you? 69. No, Dave. Number prank.
Who are you?
69.
No, it has to be the whole number.
You can't just say...
All right, it's funny.
Do you want to play the second cut off the B side here?
Hacksters is Ben Larson and Tim Krantz.
This is a very special 69th episode.
69.
Do you know who it was?
No, because... Triple X.
I didn't even see that.
Three X's.
It's funny.
It is.
That's the funniest of the letter combinations.
It's funny because they're all like...
It's funny.
For those not here, Dave made X's in the air with his finger.
Which was like, I thought we were all going to get knocked down
because his hands are so big.
Brainwater cassette
on MJMJ.
You ever read Brainwater? It's not as good as
Asparagus Water, but it's alright.
Whole Foods should sell that in a mason jar with a tiny
mouse brain in it floating in water.
People get that. I'll buy it.
I'll try anything once. It's great for yoga.
Ben Larson and Tim Cross, did you say their names? Yep. And Ben Larson. They'll be like, great for... I'll try anything once. It's great for yoga.
Ben Larson and Tim Cross, did you say their names?
Yep.
And Ben Larson did the artwork for this, which is pretty fucking nice.
Go, boy!
Was that two Marzes?
Two Marzes.
Two Marzes. I like the...
Yeah, I like everything about it.
It looks beautiful.
I'm not going to tell you what it looks like.
You got to look for it yourself.
Minneapolis, Minnesota.
These are historic Minneapolis, Minnesota they're from.
Windy City. I like on the
MJMJ SoundCloud, it says about
this tape, that it's
guaranteed to look and sound 100%.
100% what?
Everything. Everything.
Everything you were possibly
imagining, it's here.
So you want to play the second cut off the B-side.
Second cut off the B-side.
Viridian Sun.
Off this.
Brainwater cassette by Hacksaws.
Did you say Hacksaws?
You want to say Hackers or anything like that?
Hacksaws?
I don't know Hacksaws.
How do you say it, Dave?
Let's go with Dave's.
Hacksaws.
Jim Duggan.
Hacksaws.
Because of the O.
Okay.
We used the track Viridian Sun off the B-side of the Hacksaw Wars
Jim Duggan tape
Brainwater
on Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
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69 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for watching! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hacksaws.
Hacksaws.
I thought the pizza guy took the letter for a second.
But I found it.
I would give him a bad...
You get a bad review.
Do you ever get soup reviews?
Don't tell me.
I don't want to know.
You never seen his YouTube?
Oh, the soup guy has a YouTube?
Yeah.
Where it's just him shirtless, like, reviewing soup.
I'm going to be trying Campbell's new clam and cheddar.
He, like, opens up the can.
I don't add water.
I don't add water.
I don't add water.
It's a really, like, long video because he microwaves it.
I want to see the fail videos where you accidentally microwave the can.
When I was a kid, I wouldn't add as much water as you're supposed to to chicken noodle soup.
I liked it.
Oh, yeah?
Just add a little bit.
So it's like crunchy?
Crunchy.
No, no.
Crunchy.
Why?
Is your soup crunchy?
No, canned chicken noodle soup.
Dave, you're thinking the crackers.
No, no, no.
They're crunchy. So you like it like a stew? Yeah, canned chicken noodle soup. Dave, you're thinking of the crackers. No, no, no. They're crunchy.
So you like it like a stew?
Yeah, it's like a stew.
Ooh, baby, I like it raw.
Ooh, baby, I like it raw.
That was a tight number.
Axlers are good.
That was an upbeat number.
Yeah, I liked it a lot.
Axlers are good.
Oh, by the way, we have shirts now.
Oh, yeah.
Tabs out shirt.
It's back to school season coming up.
You want to look like the hottest kid in your class?. Tabs out shirt. It's back to school season coming up. You want to look like the hottest kid
in your class? Order a tabs out
shirt.
Go, boy! Tabs out shirt. That's all I got
to say. How do you do it? How do you order it?
Oh, well, Dane Patterson designed them.
Uh-huh. Our next...
I don't know if I mentioned this. No, I mentioned this
last time. Our next Chrome Dome tape, our next
subscription series tape is
a Dane Patterson tape that comes with the shirt.
And donations for that are closed.
Dave, you... And a poster.
And a poster? Yeah. No shit.
Well, that's not part of the
package. But you made posters.
But I made posters. I know you were making some posters.
I designed a poster, but it's not
printed yet. But you're dubbing those
tapes, right? The Dane Patterson tapes? Alright. And the shirt's already
here. They'll go out. So you can't get the Dane Patterson tape and shirt.
But, whole, you can order the shirt from TabsOut.com, our web portal.
What's a web portal?
It's like a Stargate.
What's an RSS feed?
We have about 30 mediums.
What's a wiki?
50 small t-shirts, one large left, and that's the only size.
I went bozo on ordering this.
I'm like, I was.
Who knew there would be so many people.
No one's bigger than me.
Who knew?
I didn't know there would be so many people in the tape community who were like 3XL.
I need a bed sheet and I can't leave the house.
Whatever.
All right, Dave, what do you got?
I got all kinds of stuff.
It's just a matter of...
What do you got the tape to play?
What do I got the tape to play?
I'm going to play this slightly older tape from Orange Milk.
Larry Wish.
What's leaking out of that hotel room?
It's not that old, right? When did that come out? 2014?
2014. You said slightly.
In tape world, that's old.
That's old news, son.
Moving on, kid. Give me the new number.
Oh, boy!
This is...
I gotta say, Keith and Seth
really like interesting singers, it seems like.
Interesting singers?
Yeah, interesting vocals.
Between Jerry Paper and this, and that Utau Robot.
I don't think I heard that one.
Oh, no, I did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Utau Robot.
That four-way, or is it a three-way?
What is this?
Oh, yeah.
Sex!
69!
You know what that means, right?
No.
We'll tell you later.
Funny looking numbers, right?
We'll tell you later.
All right.
Yeah, this is one from 2014, right?
Free Willy style.
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah, this is really good.
Our work is amazing as always.
Always.
It looks like maybe, like Joby said, like a hotel room with the door ajar and some...
Pink goop is coming out.
Can a room's door be ajar?
Oh, yeah.
That's not just cars?
That's not automobiles?
Why would it just be for automobiles?
I love the look.
I love the look that Joe gave me once.
You were like a cat that just saw a laser for the first time.
Where is me? You were like a cat that just saw a laser for the first time Quit razzing me
Larry Wish
Show me the money
I can't concentrate
Come on boy
I can't concentrate
You got it
Hand me the tape
And I'll hand it to Mike
Yeah hand it to Joe and then he'll do it
Yeah 2014 Orange Milk Records Boston Celtics They do a good job Hand me the tape, and I'll hand it to Mike. Yeah, hand it to Joe, and then he'll do it.
Yeah, 2014.
Orange Milk Records.
Boston Celtics. They do a good job.
The old yellow and green.
Looks nice.
Oh, so 2014 right on it.
Yeah.
I feel like, when did people start doing that, putting the years on the releases?
I feel like people didn't really do that until recently.
No, there's probably...
They either didn't do it until recently, or they've been
doing it for a while, or a moderate amount of time.
I haven't quite landed
on it yet. I haven't quite gotten there.
Well, it's got to be one of those. I'm not there yet.
I heard some moms talking at the park the other day
about their kids. You know, probably like
Jaden and Easton or whatever.
And they were saying how
I overheard them talking about some girls
and I pulled them aside and I said,
I'm trying to think of a douchebag's name.
I said, Kaden, where did you hear that?
Where did you hear that a girl was hot?
He said that he heard it from blah, blah, blah.
And she said, Kaden, you're not ready.
You're not there yet.
I'm not there yet.
Like they were really two yoga moms really bonding over their kids.
The kid was like 14.
The kid was 14.
Give me a break.
And you want to say like,
this kid is 69 already.
All right.
I'm not there yet.
Oh, she really.
I'm not.
Linda, can you hand me
my asparagus water?
That can't be real, right?
What?
What I just said? The story I said is real. I'm getting that can't be real right. What. What I just said
the story I said
it's real.
I don't know.
All right.
Let's get into
Larry Wish tape.
I want to talk about
this kid's mom a little
bit more.
It really made me mad.
I want to mock her so
bad.
I'm not there yet.
That kid trying to
raise her kids.
That kid stands no
chance in the world.
That kid stands no
chance in the world.
All right. Larry Wish.
Aiden, where did you hear?
Where are you?
I'm not, you're not there yet, Aiden.
Aiden, look out.
Aiden, get out of the water.
No! Oh, my God. Thank you. Somehow this action just makes you feel good, who likes the way that it goes?
When you want something clean to wear,
you better break a few fingers just to use the dryer.
You can't put the car in reverse You don't have a car to even get in reverse
And you didn't pass by your restaurant
And you say, why don't I go out some other time
Because that's what you're supposed to do
You guess you didn't make the same mistake
So many ways to behave
And you can make the choices
Cause you don't need space Thank you. With your own free will
You will find
Your own way
Your own way
Your own way
Your own way To remain The possibilities
The endless possibilities
Of opportunity
And for a long time
To have you Thank you. You worked with a restaurant
You worked for many people
They were too many to stand
You only had plain and food Stairs, you're over a plate of food
The moose on your table's on the table
So, can you separate that and talk?
He doesn't answer cause it isn't his dog
And the dog did not imagine why he'd even have an owner
You try to put the dog in reverse
The sound it made removed those duster clean stains
The food was so far away
He couldn't hear you even mention his name
You guessed that somebody else's food
You guessed somebody probably got this first
You bet that guy he's the play
So you try a different menu
But you're only facing
Your eyes on
What'll you do?
Because you're very good too
All alone with your upcoming box
In the light, turning the page The past of good is the endless possibilities
The possibilities are gone
And for a while you'll have it all
You'll have shame Your bloodshed Your bloodshed
The possibilities
The darkest possibilities
I can't forget
And for a long time
I can't forget And for a while you're happy, you're functioning
And for a while you're living in the utmost possibilities of life Our faculties are bound to win.
And for a world without you. Larry Wish.
I give that three heirlooms.
Three heirloom tomatoes?
Yeah.
Joe, I know I told Dave,
did I tell you about my idea for a new site called rateitwithtomatoes.com?
That's not your fucking idea, man.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yeah, it was my idea.
No, it wasn't.
Whose idea was that?
It was my idea.
No, there's no way in hell
Rate It With Tomatoes is your idea.
And the system makes no sense
because you can like something
and give it like four heirlooms
or not like it
and give it like two big boys.
Dave told me about that.
No, the fuck it is.
He sold it for me.
And it's like the new movie Minions
from Pixar is excellent for the whole family.
I give it a bowl of soup.
Joke!
All right.
That was awesome.
That Larry Wish thing.
That's weird.
That's weird stuff.
That guy's wild.
Wacky stuff.
Weird stuff.
I just want to know the recording process
because you said he has a lot of stuff out, right?
Yeah, there's a lot on his band camp.
The recording process?
I want to know the recording process,
like when he gets home from a long day of work or whatever
and he sits down and then he just starts singing like that into the microphone.
Why are we assuming he's a working man?
Or he wakes up, whatever he's doing.
He's playing squash?
I don't know.
Playing squash?
What's that?
It's a game.
What's the object?
I don't know.
It's like tennis.
Points.
What's the thing with, like, it's called a birdie?
Shuttle hockey.
Hockey?
No, it is.
The birdie is from Badman.
Badman.
Badman.
It's called a shuttlecock, too.
A 69.
69.
What is that?
Is that like tennis, but with that thing?
2007.
That's how long Larry Wish has been doing stuff.
Really?
So, like, what's that?
Seven, eight years?
Quick on the math there.
We can never, we'll never know.
We'll never know.
The math is just too hard.
It's too tight.
I'm hard at the math test right now.
I like that one.
We all know what it meant.
I didn't know.
I didn't understand the context.
Now I get it.
Now you get it
It took you a little bit but you got there
Alright fair enough
We'll all get there
Whose turn is it my turn?
Whatever man
I know I'm trying
Alright I'm gonna play
Oh I got this one I like this one. I like this one.
I told you that one's too scary.
Alright, a self-release tape
by an artist who goes by
Common Future.
Either you boys, you gents heard about Common Future?
No.
Like our future that we have in common?
Yep. Common Future.
Or like a plain Common Future.
Both of them.
Just regular. What's going on tomorrow? Just Common future. Or like a plain common future. Both of them. Just regular.
What's going on tomorrow? Just common future.
Your common average future.
Rituals is the name of the tape.
Self-release tape.
Daniel Bellary from Brooklyn.
That's who does this.
New York?
Have you heard of it?
I've been there.
Been there, baby.
Oh, yeah? Yeah. If you can make it there,? Have you heard of it? I've been there. Been there, baby. Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
If you can make it there, I hear you can make it anywhere.
Edition of 50 came out in July, this tape.
Hmm.
I don't know.
Like you're questioning my information?
Yeah.
Doesn't sound right.
This doesn't, I don't know.
A summer tape called Common Future?
We'll have to check on that later.
It's got like, where do you think this, on the front there's this picture of a statue.
Where's that from?
Like Mesoamerica.
I knew you would get it.
Nailed it.
A statue, what's the statue called though?
A Hunga Bing.
Hunga Bing?
No, I don't know.
It's got a Hunga Bing statue on the front from mesoamerica with a little like he used the paintbrush in uh in the program paintbrush
the same name how many programs have a tool in it that is the name of the program there's a
photoshop button so if you want to photoshop is that what people mean when they say a photo is Photoshop? That someone just hit Photoshop to edit Photoshop?
Yeah.
And it does everything.
It just does it.
It does...
Joke!
The same thing every time or something different every time?
You can change the parameters within...
But you got to go into...
You have to go into...
Tools.
You have to go into my computer,
find like a.dill file or something and...
Dill.
.dill.
Are you calling it a dill?
I don't know.
How do you say it?
I don't know.
I just say D-L-L.
I just D-L-L, I guess.
.dill.
.dill.
.dill, like a pickle.
No, not like a pickle.
What was I talking about?
Pickle.
There's only three kinds of pickles.
Cornichon?
Cornichon.
A common dinner pickle. A common dinner pickle.
A common dinner pickle.
And your bread and butter.
I don't like bread and butter.
But technically, bread and butter, there used to be a bread pickle and a butter pickle.
There's four kinds of pickles.
But they don't have that anymore.
Common Future, Rituals, Self-Release Cassette, Daniel Bellary from Brooklyn, New York, Edition of 50, released in July.
We're going to play the second track off the first side, Healing, New York. Edition of 50. Released in July. Going to play the second track
off the first side.
Healing Through Hypnosis.
We'll see.
That should be your thing
that you never...
By the middle of the show,
you just stopped trusting me altogether.
But yeah, this is a really good fucking tape.
I bet.
I can't tell if you're making fun of me
or this guy.
You always should have an answer for that. Like, I don't tell if you're making fun of me or this guy. You always had an answer for that, like, I don't know.
Hmm.
All right.
Purple shell.
Looks beautiful.
Does it?
Here we go.
Does it really?
69.
69. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do we have anything in common?
Do we have a common future?
Oh, you should record like an inspirational video right now.
Oh, I was about to go into like an Alex Jones kind of rant.
I was thinking a montage of every different type of person
in the entire world.
And then Dave's face stops.
I wanted to do Hillrush stuff for my friend.
And it says, do we have anything in common?
Sometimes it's like we don't.
We think we don't.
I don't know about this.
Common future.
Rituals.
Somebody else go.
All right, it's my turn.
Things are getting a little wacky tonight.
It is the beekeeper. That brought me back in. I'm go. All right, it's my turn. Things are getting a little wacky tonight. It is the beekeeper.
That brought me back in.
I'm back.
All right, let's play this Christian Michael Falardo.
I don't want to play anything Christian.
I'm not playing.
That's why we haven't played a fucking playing quartet tape yet.
On Player Press, Mirth.
Let's play something from the A side.
I really like this cover.
Let me see
Oh I like that too
It's like a picture
Peeking out under a dresser
Hey I see you
Peekaboo
Now you're painting a picture that I like
Why don't you let me get my
Gander on here
Don't mess with his gander
Quit razzing him.
I like the inside here with this
crooked rectangle
on a nice white background.
How much is tax in Wisconsin?
Just in general?
Just in general.
You boys want to order a little cheesers?
Let's order a hot and ready
Let's order a hot and done from Little Cheesers.
I normally don't like cheese this late at night.
I'm like a gremlin that way.
I still haven't seen this cover yet.
There you go.
It's blue.
All the player press-ups like this where it's like... Blue? A blue. It's blue. All the player press-ups like this
where it's like a blue. It's sad.
It's like the J cards
all one color and then there's just a square
with artwork in it with the title
underneath. Dave, what's that font?
Mirth.
Well, that's convenient because it's also the name of the tape.
I see what you're saying now about this photo.
It's a picture, I would say,
of either a bathroom floor
or a kitchen floor. It's got a good like 12
inch tile.
And there's like a blue stand and just a little
photograph coming out of it.
I'm going.
Do we know anything about Christian Michael
Filardo? I don't. I tried to look up stuff.
Do we know anything about Player Press? I know they're a good label.
I got his Facebook.
Do you friend him? Send him a friend label. I got his Facebook. You got his Facebook? You friend him.
Send him a friend request.
He's also put on tape
on Finery
and JNC and Holy Page.
And a Lycans tape, too.
He's from Santa Fe.
Oh, well, that one's not
from Santa Fe,
so I just friended a stranger.
Oh, you did send him a friend?
Well, maybe he's not from Santa Fe.
Don't worry, Dave.
That's him.
I'll just friend them all. It's bound to be one of them, right? Oh, yeah. sound like a friend. Well, maybe he's not from Santa Fe. Don't worry, Dave. That's him. I'll just friend them all.
It's bound to be one of them, right?
Oh, yeah.
Friend everybody on Facebook.
Just friend.
Come on.
Who doesn't like having a lot of friends?
Sometimes it feels like we have nothing in common.
Well.
If we friend everyone on Facebook.
Then we'll have a future in common.
We'll all be able to look at each other's photos.
No matter what your security setting is.
This is player press number 12 it's a c30
came out i think in a batch like not like a month ago right yeah i feel like a week ago
maybe i guess i don't know you might be right dave's still not trusting me 69 dave
he doesn't even trust me enough that when i say 69 he won't play the sound clip
you should play a different one.
It's not as funny now that I know what it is.
I know.
I can still picture it outside of that context.
It's still pretty good.
Why aren't you special?
All right, let's get into this.
Show me the money.
I don't think I'm special.
Christian Michael Filardo.
You think I'm special, huh?
Mirth on Player Press.
Take it so. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure if ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Beeping Beeping Beeping
Beeping
Beeping
Beeping
Beeping
Sound of a train
Beeping
Sound of a train
Beeping
Sound of a train
Beeping Sound of a train Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hello.
Gotcha off guard.
Gotcha.
Timing prank.
He slipped in it.
Christian Michael Filardo.
Filardo. C30. Filardo. Filardo.
C-30.
Filardo.
Filardo.
Mirth C-30 on player press.
That was tight, man.
That was good.
Sounds like my doctor's office.
What does that mean?
69.
You just wouldn't get it.
You just don't get anything.
He gets it.
He gets them all, but he gets them all for the wrong reasons
So I guess that kind of means he doesn't get them
You were right I'm sorry Joe
Dave you don't get it dummy
I get it
See if you can do that right
Crown Larks
What?
Crown Larks is what I'm going to play
Blood Dancer
Tape on already dead tapes
This is all
too scary.
Way too scary.
Spooky scary.
Already dead?
Already dead.
And something with
blood that I don't
remember?
Too scary.
Blood Dancer.
Ugh.
That's even scarier
than not remembering
it.
This is a sextet.
69.
Out of Brooklyn, I think. Another, I guess that's where everybody lives now. Everyone is a sex tent. 69. Out of Brooklyn, I think.
Another, I guess that's where everybody lives now.
New York, they're all going there.
Vice.
Vice.
What is?
Crown Larks.
Who was Crown Larks?
Crown Larks.
Yeah, Crown Lark.
That sounds like a really old-timey racist thing to say. Crown Lark? This town, you should be good until all the Crown Larks. Yeah, Crown Lark. That sounds like a really old-timey racist thing to say.
Crown Lark?
This town, you should be good until all the Crown Larks start moving in.
I don't know.
No?
I won't say it anymore.
I don't even know who it would be.
So, I don't really know how to describe this.
Dummy.
It's a band.
He doesn't get it.
All right.
Band with some jazz leanings and...
Hot jazz tonight.
Hot jazz. I don't know what else to say about it. I don't know leanings and... Hot jazz tonight. Hot jazz.
I don't know what else to say about it.
I don't know.
I'm bad at describing music.
I was trying to put a window up in my house and it wouldn't go up.
I was going...
And then my hand slipped and it banged against the side there.
Yeah, it's got some...
Some skin.
Some skin hanging off there.
You got skin off.
Nah, not yet.
It's a thick slab of skin.
Got to wait for it to dry.
What was wrong with your window?
Did you figure out what was wrong with your window?
It just wouldn't go up. It was stuck.
I need new windows. I got a window guy.
Oh, you got a window guy? Alright.
He's literally a guy who's made out of windows.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah.
That's the window guy.
Why does he stand like that?
Because he's a window.
No, he's made the
operating system windows.
That would make no sense if he was made of glass, Joe.
He'd be dead by now.
What are you?
Crown Larks.
Blood Dancer.
Already dead.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
Now he opens it up again.
He wants to take another look.
Give me it.
He wants to get his gander on it or whatever he says.
Or the fuck he says.
Come on, man.
People don't listen to this podcast.
Give me it.
Come on.
You know I can't reach that far.
Come on.
Quit razzing me.
Give me the tape.
I can't get...
There we go.
I like the already dead aesthetic.
How they always have like the...
On the spine, there's
a side on the left that the background
is white with the release number and then the
logo on the other side. Not the logo, but it just says
already dead tapes.
Looks nice.
It does. I'm sorry. I'm getting
real tired. I'm looking at this cover and I'm
getting sleepy. I feel like
Hold on. I feel
like this same cover was used for a different cassette. I feel like I know. I feel like this same cover was used
for a different cassette. And I feel like
I know what it is. I want to look it up real quick.
Talk amongst yourselves.
Don't put that in my
Don't put that in my alley. Yeah. I don't want
that in my alley. Get that out of my alley.
What are you talking about? What's that mean?
We're just trying to come up with old expressions that don't
work anymore.
Don't put that in my alley. Was that one?
Was that every expression?
No, we're making them up.
This is a game.
Now I'm on.
And then Dave said...
Once it's in the book, it's in the book.
You should give the origin of these, too.
Where did that come from?
Once it's in the book, it's in the book.
It's back to 1921 when they made the first dictionary.
And somebody put a word in there that didn't make any sense.
Get that out.
Once it's in the book, it's in the book.
So what's a dingleberry, then?
I don't know.
Come up with a definition.
All right.
Never mind.
I looked at the cover.
It looks nothing like this.
Good job, Mike.
Prank.
Memory prank. Got you. Gotcha, Mike. Joke! on i looked at the cover it looks nothing like this good job mike prank memory prank got ya gotcha mike all right let's play something off this uh crown larks blood dancer tape
already dead number 166 wow they're up there i see a lot from them so i'm not surprised
i reset my wow i'm not surprised at all by that.
I think it should be higher than that.
So close to 169.
Here it is.
169. Thank you. Washington
what do you say?
I'm rushing to it Back to a lot of time
Words always try
It wasn't in the game What did you think?
Bad round
line Thank you. to die guitar solo I like you
I like you
I like you
I like you
I like you Thank you. If you cry, I can do it again
Down in the dirt, all by myself Thank you. guitar solo I'm tired of talking about himself
He wants to roll out like a radiant moon
He says what you say
But I know he's not interested
And I want to stay Oh, it's not a sin No, it's a crime
To stay
Trapped in a state
That's shaking
It's all your eyes
Can't be ashamed
Hit and win I can't get away from you I can't get away from you
I can't get away from you
I can't get away from you
I can't get away from you
I can't get away from you I'm a crime scene.
Cranlocks.
You Cranlock.
Blood Dancer cassette on already dead.
Too scary.
Cranlock soup.
Jesus Christ.
If one more fucking thing falls,
I'm not going to do anything about it,
but it's just making me upset.
You disgrace!
I know.
I am a disgrace.
I'm going to go now.
I'm going to play this tape.
This one's spooky scary.
Barnett Ortman.
Collab tape from Alex Barnett and Andy Ortman.
Mr. Andrew Ortman. Most know through Panicsville,ville the project panicsville i believe these are both chicago i know andy ortman's from chicago i
think chicago chicago you know chicago oh chicago windy city barnett alex barnett i haven't really
heard of this capella but seasonal nutrition is the name of the club it's on center sam
goldberg's label all right who uh i think you gripped a colored mushroom tape.
Yeah.
Right?
And a radio people tape.
And a radio people tape.
Yeah.
This one came out, let's see, it came out back in May with a chemtrails tape and a khaki blazer tape.
Khaki blazer.
Khaki blazer.
You like that name?
I like that name.
Let me tell you this. It's Pat from Mothcock. Khaki blazer. Khaki blazer. You like that name? I like that name. You're going to,
let me tell you this.
It's Pat from Mothcock.
Oh, all right.
I hate that name.
Now you hate that name,
but you like khaki blazer.
I like khaki blazer.
It's tasteful.
It's very classy.
It is classy.
Back in my day,
people used to have a name
like khaki blazer.
That sounds like
a gentleman's club.
The khaki blazers.
The khaki blazer? Yeah. I bet it's club. The Khaki Blazers. The Khaki Blazer?
Yeah.
I bet it's really gross, though, when you get in.
Oh, yeah.
Not like a social club, like a nasty, like a sex club.
Yeah, but nobody knows until you get in what it really is.
I thought you meant like the...
It's secret.
Like you go in the basement?
I thought you meant like an Elks Lodge.
I think it's like an Elks Lodge on the first floor,
and then a weird sex dungeon below it.
I like it.
Sign me up.
The khaki blazers.
It's $60 a year for the first floor,
$60 a year for the bottom floor,
but $100 for both.
So you get a discount if you want to sign up for both.
Good deals.
The khaki blazers.
Why are you making a pricing scheme for this place?
$60 and $60.
You get $100, you're a khaki player.
You get the membership card.
You get a bumper sticker
that says, I do it all at Khaki Blazers.
At Khaki Blazers.
Yeah, they got really cool
local commercials.
It's, I do it in my khakis. like really cool. No, it's like local commercials.
I do it in my khakis.
Khaki blazer.
Khaki blazer. All right, play this tape.
It's a gentleman's dry humping club.
Ew, Dave, that was too gross.
I do it in my khakis.
All right, never mind.
There's no first floor, second floor.
There's no sex dungeon.
It's just a warehouse someone rents out.
Come on down.
The Pats, Khaki Blades, a triumphant club.
And you go in, and you just, like, you just triumph.
They carpet the place.
No, you don't want to carpet it, right?
There's posts.
You want linoleum.
It's linoleum.
No, it's concrete drawer, but you can bring your own gym mat.
Or you can bring your own carpet square.
Let me put down a carpet square.
And then you just dry hump.
Yeah, there's weird regulations with that, though.
Oh, yeah.
But it's not their fault.
It's O'Bannon mostly.
O'Bannon.
You know, the shit under W are dry humping clubs.
There were unregulated powerhouses. We ruled the world in unregulated dry humping clubs, there were unregulated powerhouses.
We ruled the world in unregulated dry humping clubs.
The profits were skyrocketing.
Now the Chinese, they're doing stuff we would never even dream about.
They keep their belts on.
They keep their belts on.
They get weird with it.
All right, Barnett Orman, seasonal attrition.
Going to play, I believe we got it queued up,
I believe,
to the last track
on the B side,
I think,
or somewhere thereabouts.
Last urn on the left.
Good pun, guys.
All right.
Here's something from that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What's this called?
Gravely Synth?
Barnett Oritman. Barn Barnett Ortman.
Barnett Ortman.
Come on down to Pat's Kaki Blazer Dry Humping Club.
And remember, the last Sunday of each month is Cargo Short Sunday.
Wear your cargo shorts and get endless bowls of chicken noodle soup.
Barnett Ortman Seasonalal Attrition Center.
Came out a few months ago.
Still available, I believe,
along with his other tapes
by those other dry humpers.
Good shit.
What are you holding, Joe?
This is a wacky looking one.
I'm holding this Glass Frog tape.
Conrad Cam, right?
Synth Greblies.
Is it Greblies or Greblies?
Greblies.
Greblies.
Where's the other one?
Here it is.
The Grebly Band?
We got these tapes at VOV.
The name of the project is Glass Frog.
Does it say that anywhere on here?
No, it's just a...
Well, no, it says it on the back.
It says it on the back real small,
but the spine on this one says the Grebly Band
and has a drawing of two dudes with guitar,
one dude just standing in the back near enormous speakers,
and then is that like a spider?
I wouldn't have described any of those guys as dudes.
I would have described the alligator man playing bass
and the raccoon playing guitar.
Oh, I didn't look at that.
I'm always looking at the crotches.
It was an alligator man and like a Freddy Krueger raccoon fella and then uh is that the greebly band that's the
greebly band and it's written it's drawn like notebook paper yeah like I like that same thing
with this greater droid like yeah but I you know what I really like about that is how the uh the
the spiral binding or whatever is lined up with
the bottom of the spine on the J card.
On both of them, right?
So did Conrad draw
those? It's all
black and white. What I don't understand though is it's
practice room records, crescent tapes,
split release.
For both. It took two labels to put
these up. The combined efforts
of two different labels. I'm sure some other people
helped.
To write with silver
sharpie on the fucking tape. As soon as I saw
that, I knew you were going to mention that. It's just silver
sharpie just drawn on there. When he gave them to me,
he pointed it out and I said,
yeah, these look really stupid.
I like them.
I like the spider keyboard player
with his little fangs. Oh, he's killing it. And the Eddie Munster haircut. I like the spider keyboard player with his little fangs.
Oh, he's killing it.
And the Eddie Munster haircut.
I love this one.
He drew all these like...
Are these real modules?
Are these actual modules?
I don't know.
Dave, can you tell from the knob placement?
Look at the...
The one is like a monster with a cable sticking into it.
Oh, yeah.
That's probably not...
Too scary.
Way too scary.
That's a scary sim.
And I think there might be a greebly
peeking around the side of it.
There is a little greebly.
Did you notice that?
Look at him.
Is that a greebly?
Yeah, like, hey, hello.
He's scary, though.
I like this whole universe here.
Yeah, I do, too.
And this one's called Synth Greeblies.
That's the name of the tape.
Also on Crescent Tapes.
What release number is that for Crescent Tapes?
The one that I have is number six.
Okay, and this is number five.
This is the older material.
Which one are we playing?
We're playing the Synth...
Yeah, Synth Greenblues.
Synth Greenblues?
Okay.
Have you guys listened to this already?
Because we all got a copy.
Yeah.
This will be my first listen.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, I haven't gotten to this one yet.
I'm pretty excited about this.
It's pretty dank.
Glass frog.
It's wet and wiggly.
Was there something already written on the paper that he drew over top of?
Because there is on this one.
There is on this one, too.
That's funny.
I like this.
And I like that.
All right, glass frog.
Synth greeblies.
Engage.
Crescent Tapes.
And Plastic.
Practice Role Records.
Here we go. I'm going to go to the next one. Thank you. ¶¶ I'm going to have to and get out of here. Thank you. I'm going to go to go go to the other side. Thank you. Synth Greedleys.
Last Frog.
Synth Greedleys.
Last Frog.
That was all,
and I say this with the utmost respect,
because I know,
like he played in Delaware with Shingles,
Jesse DeRosa's project,
not that long ago,
and it was awesome.
I thought it was great.
I know that I like it.
Judging by the
artwork and the titles for these, I didn't really know what he was
going for. I didn't really know what to expect.
I like that. I like that a lot.
I like this combination
of sounds and sights. I was sending him
a package not that long ago. His name is
Conrad Cam.
Conrad Cam. I was sending him a package not that long ago. You know, his name's Conrad Cam. Conrad Cam.
Both with a K.
What was in the package?
And I wrote Captain Conrad Cam.
But Captain with a K.
But then I noticed it said KKK and I felt weird about that.
So I started over.
I just went with Conrad Cam.
Yeah, way to go, Tommy.
Mr. Cam.
Care of Mr. Cam.
Mr. Herman.
Paging Mr. Herman.
What's Dave gonna play? What's Dave gonna play? Dave. Come on. Dave Mr. Herman. What's Dave going to play?
What's Dave going to play?
Oh, Dave.
Dave.
Come on, boy.
Come on.
69.
69.
Play the tape.
Keep going.
On a date.
Don't keep going.
And he didn't mean...
What?
That was good.
He meant date like a date that he...
Yeah, the fruit.
Is that a fruit?
I'm going to play another one.
I believe it's a nut.
I like dates.
I'm going to play another one. I believe it's a nut. I like dates. I'm going to play another one.
I believe it's a lagoon.
It's a lagoon?
It's a lagoon, yeah.
Like the Blue Lagoon?
That's a steamy pick.
69.
I'm too lazy at this point.
Race!
That worked.
It did.
Good job, Joe.
Cryptosystems. What. Cryptosystems.
What?
Cryptosystem.
Your dad used to work at Cryptosystems, right?
He was a data analyst
over Cryptosystem.
Mortalscapes is the name of the tape.
Another one on Entertainment System.
Did we play? Yeah, we did play something.
We played Bobby Diablo.
Bobby Diablo.
Hey, come in that jail, you fuck.
We got some wild hairbanger fuck music party time.
82 degrees in the building.
82?
It's Celsius over there, Mike.
Come on.
We're either on fire or really cold.
I don't know what the system is over there.
Oh, this artwork is... What's going on here? we're either on fire or really cold I don't know what the system is over there so then
oh this artwork is what's going on here
oh this looks nice you gotta really
I don't know if you always have to
but right now you really gotta focus on it
to understand what's happening
but there's like a picture
just look at it
when you get a chance there's a picture
just when you get an opportunity and you got nothing else to do.
You mowed the lawn.
You took the trash out.
The dishes are done.
You get the laundry put away.
Go ahead and take a look at this tape.
CryptoSystem 1.
Mortal Skips.
Another one from Entertainment System 1.
Oh, wait.
Entertainment System 1?
Yeah.
This is the inaugural.
This is like an origin story.
Yeah.
I like it.
Oh, my God.
Everything's cool.
No, everything's fine.
No big deal.
I knew at one point I would just hear one,
and I wouldn't know what to do.
Oh, lime green shell.
Look at that.
I know, right?
Oh, the green.
What font is that?
Bubble Bugs.
Hairbanger.
I love this green on green imprinting here.
Every fucking time I want to get a cassette duplicated at National Auto Company.
Every fucking time.
I get an email from Trish.
Love you, Trish.
But I get an email from Trish.
You're doing an excellent, you're doing a bang up job over there.
Keep it up.
I get an email from Trish. You're doing an excellent, you're doing a bang up job over there. Keep it up. I get an email from Trish questioning my ink shell choices.
Every single time.
Saying it won't work.
But every single time I'm saying it'll be fine.
Every single time it's fine.
I don't know.
I feel like now it's like a joke.
Like, is that Mike ordering?
Tell him the ink won't work.
Tell him blue ink on white tapes won't work.
Just tell him it won't work.
See what he says.
He's like, Trish, what do you mean?
It always works.
Just tell him. Just tell him. And't work. See what he says. He's like, Trish, what do you mean? It always works. Just tell him.
Just tell him.
And then Trish, being the, you know,
not wanting to make waves over there,
she reluctantly emails me to tell me. Every time.
This looks tight, though.
Hey, just do that to you.
I've never heard of anyone
else happening. No, it's just you.
To them.
This is Joe Morris.
He does Druid Cloak.
That name sounds familiar to me.
That does sound familiar.
I've never heard it before.
No.
Do you know where he is from?
I do not.
I do not.
Somewhere in the United States.
Thank God.
Finally.
Finally.
After that intro that we had in a foreign language I'm glad we're finally playing an American tape
yeah I don't even know what that was
that was all gobbledygook to me
crypto system 1
chicken scratch
audible chicken scratch
crypto system 1
from mortalscapes on Entertainment Systems.
The first Entertainment Systems release.
Here we go.
Cut off the E sound. so so
all right Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Crypto System 1.
Why'd you say it like that?
From Mortalscapes Entertainment System.
No, it's called Mortalscapes.
Released by Entertainment System.
Sorry for the goof up.
Go home, boy!
Go home, boy. Get to it.
Oh, Body Counter Plan 2.
What?
Oh, really? That's funny.
You want to say what you're talking about?
No, some hardcore fest.
Tsunami Fest 2015.
Oh, that's what it's called? You were right.
Wu-Tang, Life of Agony, Body Count
Mobb Deep, Walls of Jericho
Indecision
sounds like you're making this up
be there
it's real, I saw it on your screen
that's so weird
it's going to be crazy
Mobb Deep played at Maryland Death Fest last year
oh really?
yeah, it's weird
it is weird people lost their minds I've never been at Maryland Death Fest last year. Oh, really? Yeah. It's weird. It is weird.
People lost their minds.
I've never been to Maryland Death Fest.
Me neither.
It's like outside, right?
Like, you know, there's like a...
Out of doors.
It's out of doors?
No, I don't think so.
There's like three different venues that it's at.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was like...
Maybe one of them is like that.
Okay.
But it's anything about it.
Yeah.
Doesn't matter.
Moving on.
God.
It's your turn, right?
Yes. It's time to end it it. Doesn't matter. Moving on. God. It's your turn, right? Yes.
It's time to end it out.
Episode number 69.
69.
Dan is getting sleepy.
I thought he was going to play the song one last time.
Nope.
I don't get it.
All right.
Well, we had a little intro the other day, a few weeks ago.
Two weeks ago?
Something like that.
It was a tour.
Some fellas from the north came down.
I don't know how to say the one dude's project
name. Black...
Giver. I think it's just Giver.
It's not, though. You just want to say Giver?
It's like Black Jivr.
Jivr.
It's like a soft cheese.
Whatever.
Charles Barabay.
And Jean-Sabastien Chouchy.
J.S. Chouchy. did you see that little picture he made
to show how to say his name
who
Charles Barabay
yeah he made that for us a long time ago
oh a long time ago really
are you kidding me
that's what we based
when you drew the cover for the tape I put out by him
because he said
you say his name bat minus minus T, Rat minus T, Bay.
Oh, all right.
So you drew a bat and a rat for the cover.
Oh, all right.
I asked you to draw it down by a body of water, but you left that point out.
But yeah, I still like to say it different ways.
All right.
I like it all the ways.
I was like, let me hear you say it.
And he was like, bleh.
And I was like, see, I think I have it right when I'm saying
Barbier.
Barbisol.
Charles Barbisol. I wish it was the
Charles part we couldn't nail.
Charles
Charles
Charbles.
Chunky soups.
Barbolay. Chunky soups? Barbele?
Cajarlies?
Barbele?
Charcoal barbele?
Barbele's marmalade.
Come on down to Pat's Khaki Blazers Dry Home Club.
This week, get a free...
What did you call it?
Barbele's marmalade.
Get a free Mason Jaw Barbelay's Marmalade.
They came down.
They played.
And three delicious flavors.
Cracked pepper, mint, and orange.
And wangy tangy.
It's got to be one like Curball for all the goofy uncles.
Yeah.
Now available in pineapple, cotton candy, and Swedish fish sprinkles.
But they came down.
They all played killer sets.
It was awesome.
It was killer.
Got a boatload of tapes from them, which I'm not complaining about.
I'm kind of confused with some of them because there's like two Charles Marmalade
Jin Shibushi Shushi splits.
One on La Kouhou and one on USSR.
And I can't tell, I just can't tell if they're the same.
I can't pinpoint it.
I can't.
I just can't figure it out.
And then another one with the black...
In on the deal.
So it's black...
Charlie's Marmalade.
And...
Either way, I don't know if they're still on tour.
If they are, you should check them out.
I think they still are.
Are they still on tour?
Good for them.
Good for you.
Yeah, they all killed it.
But I'm going to play a little bit off of...
Let me grab it here. Where is it?
You pointed at that like it was like a
small seal drowning.
There it is!
There it is!
Something off of
from Jean-Chebassien's Rouchi
split with
Charles Marmalade.
Now,
what is extra confusing about this tape
is, okay, I like
the reversible covers, where you have a
cover on the outside, you fold the other way, and there's another cover
on the inside. Yeah, I like that.
And they've done this before, USSR.
I think they might do it every time.
So, on one side, it
just says J.S. Trouchy,
and on the other side, it just says J.S. Truchy. Right.
And on the other side, it just says Charles Barabay.
And it doesn't really mention anywhere that it's a split.
You disgrace!
Exactly.
It just makes me angry.
So, if you're looking at this tape, first of all, I have to choose favorites, which I don't want to do off the bat.
Because I have it one way, and one day one of them comes over here and sees that I have the other person's spine sticking out.
And all of a sudden, that becomes a thing.
Go, boy! I know. And then for other sudden, that becomes a thing. Oh, boy.
I know.
And then for other reasons, you know, there's probably some other reasons.
Who knows?
But it's a killer look.
I dig the cover, nonetheless.
It looks awesome.
No, I think I grabbed this one as well.
Oh, yeah?
You got that as well?
I got it, too.
Oh, yeah?
Well, look at all of us.
Aren't we all?
Isn't that special?
Get that next time, Dave.
Let me see it. Let me see the tape, Dave. That's from Austin Powders.
I love Austin Powders.
He was telling me that one of the splits
is like the material is like a C20,
but it's on like a C100.
What?
So it just repeats a couple times on each side.
Even more.
Something like that.
The plop thickens.
So much information to sort through here.
But not on all of them.
Just one of them?
So you put it on a tape, but they're all C20s, but one's a C100?
I can't remember.
John Powell should do that for Beyond the Rules.
Put it on a C5, but it's on a C120.
And it's in the middle.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Thanks.
All right, well, let's end it out here
show me the money
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The year was 1960.
Keep doing that.
Keep doing that because I like how it sounds.
69.
All right.
Tabs out.
Cassette Podcast.
Episode 69.
Thank you for listening.
Here is Jean-Germain Jean-François.
Yeah! Bye. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. I don't get it.
I can't get it. Thank you. I can't breathe. I'm going to turn it off. Thank you. I can't. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.