Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #71 | 9.13.15

Episode Date: September 13, 2015

Embarker, Ben Varian, Kevin Greenspon, Demonstration Synthesis, Sloom, Calidonia County, Roy Wren, Three Fourths Tigers, Sam Hatzaras, Alienación, Cher Von, Bloom Room, Grant Evans, and CRX091081GB.

This is Joe McKay from Spring Break Tapes, and you're listening to Tabs Out. Hello. Tabs out. It's a party in here. Party time. Tabs out. Cassette Podcast, episode number 71. Ian, what did you think about that intro music? Well, I couldn't really hear it.

Ian doesn't have headphones. He can't hear it. That was a pretty funny moment when that came. Do you know who did the intro? No. He doesn't even know that. Nobody tell him. It was a pretty funny moment when that music started playing and I was like, oh, this is nice. I'm into this.

And then we're all moving and we look at Brittany and he's just shrugging. He's like the guy that they make on the internet. He's like that guy. It was good, Ian. Oh, that's good. The intro was very sexy. Good to know. You like that? I made that. You like that? I made that.

You like it? That was you? You like it? That's a Dave intro? That's a Dave intro. That was good. I'm going to do some Dave intros once in a while. Oh, nice.

Give us some sexy music to come into. I liked it. Maybe I'll do it on odd episodes from now on. Like weird ones? Like the wacky ones. Not odd numbered episodes. No, no, no. Just the really weird ones.

Wait. I have a question. If you-numbered episodes. No, no, no. Just the really weird ones. Wait, I have a question. If you do it before the episode starts, then how do you know the episode's going to be wacky? All right, who wants to start off tonight? I can't hear that in my headphones, by the way. You will. Oh, you will, baby.

Ian, you want to start off? Ian's here tonight. Four-man show. John Pyle was supposed to be here. And the weird thing is he... What was that? What was that? Who did that?

Huh? What was that? Do that again. Do that again. Yay! What is that? That's Kermit when he's real excited. Well, anyway, John Pyle came here at like 7 o'clock and hung out, and then as soon as

we were about to get started, he left. Dropped off some... WTF. Yeah, dropped off the new Beyond the Ruins batch, though. Might play something from that later. Oh, nice. John Pyle just had to tape on Chondritic Sound Drop yesterday. Oh, it came out yesterday?

9-11. Yeah, Pleasure Island tape. Oh, nice. Came out with a pretty sick-looking compilation, too, a double cassette compilation. I hate comps. Yeah, yeah, you do hate comps. You hate comps? Yeah, I don't like comps.

I like comps. What's wrong with comps? I like comps, and then I don't like comps. I don't like cassette comps. Because you don't know what you're listening to? Yeah. You get lost in the sauce? I get lost sometimes, yeah.

I don't mind getting lost. Yeah. If you're looking at it that way. Yeah, well, it's definitely too scary. There's one thing we can all agree on, is that cassette comps are too scary. They're the too scariest format of the month. And this close to Halloween,

you don't want to be listening to them. No. But Ian, you want to start tonight off? Yeah, I'll take it off. Ian in the studio. I'm going to do this newish one. I think it... I forget when the batch came out.

Last batch from Refulgent Sepulcher. I think I'm saying that right. However I normally say it is not the way you say it. I say I don't know how you normally say it. What is that sound I'm hearing in the background? It's somebody outside hammering something. Are you serious? Something or other.

Oh, yes. I thought it was a subtle effect in the background. Yeah, that's weird because everything... So you know what? I can hear it clearly because I don't have headphones on. Does it sound like somebody's breaking into something? Well, Delmarva was out there because of the gas leak. Yeah, you want to know why?

No, there was no gas leak. These turkeys came in here, said they smelled gas outside. Uh-huh. And told me... I was advised to call Delmarva Bauer. It smelled like gas. Well, they're out there with flashlights and stuff. Are you serious? Wasting their Saturday night.

They got called in. It smelled like gas? They asked me on the phone, they said, where exactly does it smell like gas? And I'm like, I don't smell it. Let me grab one of these turkeys that did. So I grabbed Ian, I bring him out, and he's like, I don't smell it anymore. And I was like, cute. And then John Pyle said it smelled like

onions. Smell prank. It was a total smell prank. You really want to get this guy worked up and tell him it smells like something in the house. That'll get me going. I got a history of being gotten by that kind of stuff. Ian, what do you got?

Something newish. Something newish from M. Barker. Philly guy, synth guy. I like how I can rest my hand on Dave's laptop. I don't like that. I got a new setup in here. M. Barker, yeah, Michael Barker. Yeah, Michael Barker. One of the tapes from the new Refulgent sepulcher batch, big batch.

And this one's called... A sepulcher is like a gravestone? What is that? You know, I don't know. This one is called... A sepulcher is like a gravestone? What is that? You know, I don't know. This one is called... Sepultura? It's Sepultura, yeah. Habit Trail.

What was that all about? Say it again, Ian. Technical difficulties over here. Habit Trail. Habit Trail. This came out in like a... Earlier this summer? Yeah, like a five-day batch.

Yeah. I think we played something from the batch before, but on like three episodes ago, but I can't remember what. Yeah. Hand this over. And this doesn't look like the normal Rofugent tapes. They're up there somewhere behind you. Oh, no, you know where they are?

They're right there behind Dave on the new shelf. All the second row from the bottom all the way to the right. Yeah. It's always like a wacky artwork. Yeah, like a hand-drawn crazy uh right right i don't even know i'm not gonna sit here and describe it to you like some sort of common fool but this one's a little bit different that's just a face on the cover i mean it's like uh you know you got a duo tone thing going on there or whatever halftone or whatever

it looks tight i like this dude stuff and barking shit's tight man real good this is a insane tape um he he's he's very intense when he plays live has anyone ever noticed that focus no he looks very casual to me like intense in a way when he like is doing something and then he looks up and just starts staring at people and it's like but it's like a scan in the room kind of thing it's not like an intense gaze he intense gaze. He's just checking out what's going on. But even that, within that element, is intense. There's an intensity to it. I think you look very casual.

It gets me going. It gets me rock hard. I was going to say that earlier when we first started. And then I thought you would. I didn't think you'd like it. So I was like, I don't want to razz him right away. He looks like a bartender who makes fancy cocktails. Does he have the one towel over the...

Yeah, exactly. And the shaker thing. Yeah. Or he comes out and serves a bottle of wine with the towel draped over. See, I imagine it's more of like... I think he can pull that off. He pours it, right? It's like a bar where you don't get to specifically order a drink.

They're just like... They ask about your taste. And they're like... Oh, and then they bring order a drink they're just like they ask about your taste and they're like how do you feel about ginger do you like ginger do you enjoy ginger what don't you like about ginger and then they come out with a drink made specifically for you that's a classy place that's very no but it's like dirty

as shit oh really it's real dirty I feel like you're just describing a bar that you think would be cool now I don't think it has anything to do with them. No, I actually forget. What are we playing? What are we talking about? Embarker.

Embarker. Oh, yeah. What is this? What did you just throw at me, Dave? Some Hoodrat stuff. Okay. Dave said pack that up. I wanted to do Hoodrat stuff with my friend.

Constantly do. All right. Embarker. Habitrail. Cassette. Say the name of the level. It's Revolgent Sepulcher, right? Yeah, I think you nailed it. Separker. Habitrail. Cassette. Say the name of the label. It's Revolgent Sepulcher, right? Yeah, I think you nailed it.

Sepulcher. And that's like a tombstone or something, right? We don't know. Gravemarker. We're going to look it up when we play this tape. Number 10 on the label. Here's something. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Embarker. Embarker. Embarker. I remember when I figured out that Embarker, E-M-B-A-R, E-M-B-A-R-K-E-R. But his name is Michael Barker or M. Barker.

I remember when I figured out. I lost my screws. My screws went loose. My biscuit went soggy. He has it just like that. That does not, taking it out of context, without Kermit there, that does not sound like he's excited. No? No. No, it sound like he's excited. No?

No. No, it sounds like somebody's dying. Do it again. Yay! He's saying yay. Do it one more time. Yay! I don't know.

It doesn't sound like excitement. But I can see. There you go. Now that's exciting. All right. Dave Doyen. Yay! That was Dave. There you go. Now that's exciting. All right. Dave Doyen. Yay!

That was Dave. What do you got? What do I got? What you got? What are you going to give to our fine listeners? Let's play this Ben Varian tape on two Michael Jordans. I'm all for that. Good label.

Good artist. Good exercise. Good diet. Good morning, USA. Good morning, good artist. Good exercise, good diet. Good morning USA, good morning Vietnam. What is that? What is that? Somebody's phone or something. Taking away.

Some interference. Some RF interference. Turn the fan off. Are you crazy? Turn the Wi-Fi off. It's probably my neighbor's Wi-Fi. Turn my headphones up. Turn me down the answer. Well, that's just going to be there. What is that? I don't know. Ben Varian.

Part of the y'all. Part of the y'all. What's up, y'all? What's up, y'all? Play the first... Ooh, got a little froggy in my throat. Play the first couple cuts off of this one. The A side. You should mute each

track one by one and see if that sound stops. Because the driving mic is still there. I think it's gotten worse. No, it's starting to get good. Let me stop this for a sec. Alright, back. Try it again.

We're back right now? Yeah, we're back. Some technical difficulties. Let's just get into this Ben Varian. Dave, your difficulties, I would describe them as very technical. They are. You want to do this Ben Varian tape?

I forgot what we said and what we didn't say. It's on two Michael Jordans. The tape is called Part of the Y'all. Part of the Y'all. Like y'all and then the Kermit sound effect. That doesn't sound that exciting. All right. And then.

Show me the money. Yeah. Let's just play the fucking thing, man. Why not? Let's party. I'm going to need a party. Your date comes here to party. I like this cover.

It's just a glob of hair taped onto something. It's a photo of a glob of hair. You know what makes me so angry? The sticker has little... When you get a haircut and you get hair on the floor, the little strands of hair that you just want to wipe off.

Right! It's so disgusting. This dude, I won't play it now, Like when you get a haircut and you get like hair on the floor like the little strands of hair that you just want to wipe off So disgusting This dude, I won't play it now because is he on it. Yeah, he is on it that best of Bob Seger tape I'll get to a little bit later or maybe I'll skip it cuz I'll play it another time Google best of Bob see here. There he is old Bob Seger's at it again Joe let me ask you a question can you play two sound clips at once you can hit me up with a Kermit I don't know but and like that I will talk about a little bit. Let's get into this Ben Varian tape.

Ben Varian, part of the y'all. MJMJ number 32. Here we go. People make jokes, they get close, they can't complain. Custom ifs, you get high, but you don't have to hide People like to tone it down, or they go insane Custom ifs, you get old, you get blues, yeah guitar solo Six cells of definition stand Check the drug on my head, babe Three fives playing in the next room how do I say that did you

guess with her coming on sarcastic never thought about it that way lord help me if I start to how do I say you're always right with her

coming on sarcastic. Thank you. the hat in the toilet how do I say that did you guess without coming off sarcastic you can't say no only one time you have to say no every time how do I say you're always right without coming off sarcastic Not subject to suspicion

And outside all conditions I am bad Not waking up to strangers I am back. Now waking up with strangers. Not eating a bowl of pizza. I am staying on track. Hope he would be jealous. And I would be wrong.

Hope he is still around. I keep him hung up in my sauna Understanding my condition, how much surely be I wish him to be free You take off your wig I take myself comfortable Find myself a seat In your apartment there I make myself comfortable, find myself a seat. In your apartment there is plenty of evidence. Life goes on without you. Hold me with me nervous And that would be nervous

And that would be wrong Hold me is okay But I like to keep them hung up on my song Not subject to suspicion And outside all conditions I am bad You take off your wig Make myself comfortable

By myself, see In your apartment There is plenty of evidence That goes on without you. Little Ben Varian. Part of the y'all, MJ. Coming back at you. Right at the airbag, fucker, until the midnight hour.

You guys want to order a cheesesteak cheese steak I feel crazy like a big party happening but my party had red on my ass man that was MJ MJ number 32 and I believe there's some sort of like story I feel like a whistle up my balls man I feel what was that

you're gonna what blow a whistle up his blow a whistle up his balls okay just checking I feel his balls. Okay, just checking. I feel like when we got that tape, there was a note that said something about ask me about the story about how this was recorded or something. But why wouldn't you just write the story down? Yeah. You want to taste carefully my man sweat, baby? Ew.

I don't like that one at all. All right, Dave. Oh, it it's my turn Dave played that tape that was awesome man we can all learn a little something from that pick we all suck really bad yeah just Christ you know I'm gonna play a tape

that I just picked up the other day Thursday uh huh I'm looking to play a tape that I just picked up the other day, Thursday. Uh-huh. I'm looking around for my tapes. Where the hell are my tapes? I'm going to play a tape. You know what? It's in here.

I'm going to play a tape. It's going to be real good. All right. Kevin Greenspan, who is on tour right now, he just stopped in Delaware on the- Thursday. Thursday. The 10th, September 10th, 2015. Never forget. Played a killer show.

It was awesome. I really like his projections really sync up with the audio very, very well. Yeah, I don't know how he keeps it really tight, doesn't he? Also, the way he packed the back of his car was very respectable. Everything had a place. Well, I've heard you've been on tour for how many months? He started a tour, I think, in, let's see, because Seinfeld was still on. So when did that go off the air?

98, 99? He's been on tour for a while. We need that little baseline. I'm so pissed we don't have it right now. So he's been on tour for a while. We need that little baseline. I'm so pissed we don't have it right now. So he's been on tour, I think, the day after the Seinfeld finale went on tour. And that's how long he's been out. And got this tape from him to leave a mark. I don't know who Mark is.

I don't know who this Mark fellow is. Oh, hi, Mark. We need that, too. Bridgetown number 125 came out maybe right before you left for tour. So, like, around, like, the Soup Nazi episode. Let's see. If you want information, because he's on tour right now, I think. We play some fast track real fast, like fast fucking race car.

He's on tour right now. Into the midnight hour. KevinGreenspawn. Coming at you. info slash tour i like i love the dot info that's really good but uh starting with bridgetown oh it's on bridgetown by the way which is his label i think i said that um starting with like the 100th release or 101 release, something like that, he started this new aesthetic with this picture. Then there'll be a couple lines and a couple words. You'll see it.

You'll go somewhere. I'm going to punch some shots. You want to punch some shots? Where does he live? DJ Outside Space is going to punch some whiskey shots down the throat. Oh, I like how he rolled your R's there, DJ Outside Space gonna punch some whiskey shot down the throat. I like how he rolled your R's there. DJ Outside Space. Let me ask you, DJ Outside Space, what are you doing here?

Why are you here? What's the temperature in the building? What's the temperature in the building? I don't know, man. Do you have your own radio show, right? DJ Outside Space. So shouldn't you be doing that?

We recording the show now, big boy? Hold on. So you're recording. This is his show. You're doing your show on our show. No. He just walks around the studio, man. Oh, we share a studio with him.

You're down the hall somewhere. We record at the same time, same money. Okay, I understand now. All right, so Kevin Greenspon, to share a studio with him. You're down the hall somewhere. We record at the same time, same money. Okay, I understand now. All right, so Kevin Greenspun, to leave a mark. So I've been trying to say he lives in the city of industry, Dave, and it's right outside of L.A. It's called the city of industry. I didn't believe it either.

And then guess how many. Are you anticipating that? Guess the population. Two. No, 219. He was close. When you think about populations Guess the population. Two. No, 219. He was close. When you think about populations, he was really close. I'd give it to him.

You got it, Dave. If I guess the population within 200... Yeah. That's pretty good. What's the population? It's home to 80,000 jobs, but only 219 people live there. So each person has... It is a city of industry, right?

This sounds like some true detective stuff it's crazy I think they're a cult that makes sense who's a cult? okay I can get into that you think he's in it? yeah oh almost

how high up in the cult is he? is he like is he washing the toilets? Or is he telling people, like, I need this? In between the two. In between the two. And we're back, DJ Outside Space. I forgot you were here. That was wild hairbanger poison.

God, you keep fucking screaming, man. Kevin Greenspan, let's get into this. To leave him with this. Here we go. Look what the cat dragged in. Poison. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. so so so so so

so so so so so so so so

so so so so so so so so so Kevin Greenspan. Oh, that cut off. Oh, yeah, fade that out, by the way.

I'll think about it. Okay. Kevin Greenspan, to leave a mark. If I remember. British Channel Records 125. Like I said, on tour right now, kevingreenspon.info, front slash, tour. Yeah, go see him on tour.

And it's like T-O-U-R, like you're going on tour, not like you tour something. Not like Tori Amos. If you go to Tori Amos' website, and you click on discography... That was Cinderella! And that was Happiness Part 2 and Lexical Trap.

Part of Lexical Trap. First two tracks on that tape. Coming up next, we got a wasp, rat, and somebody else. I can't read it. Now, is The Rock from Slovak and DJ Outside Space, are you two different people? Are you the same person? No, it's two different people.

Okay, just ask. He's a twos. So you don't know The Rock from Slovak. I thought he was his DJ. Yeah, that's what surprises me. All right, Joby, what do you got? I want to play. What do you want to play?

Demonstration Synthesis. DS-22. 22. Oh, so close to 23. Jordan. Sacred Phrases. Oh, I didn't know Sacred Phrases put out a demonstration synthesis. Coming up on the winel hour, we got some hot fuzz.

The winel hour. The what? The winel hour? Well, it's vinyl, but he has an accent. Oh, so he says winel? Yeah. I like it. This guy, like, just started...

Play what? The second cut on side A. Deep Cups. Let me see the cover of this. Got some Deep Cups playing. This guy, like, just started... Play what? The second cut on side. Deep cups. Let me see the cover of this. Some deep cups playing. Oh, shit, this cover's tight, man. You try to gloss right over this. That's an awesome cover.

God, I wish you could see it. It's just like... I mean, there's like a box with, like, and the words are under it, and there's a bar. It's just... Oh my God, I don't care! Sacred phrases. Daniel James Lesnoff is the person behind this project.

Started putting out stuff not that long ago, and numbers them all, you know, DS1, 2, 3, 4, 5. It's going up, kind of like a PlayStation, but a little bit different. And like, up to 2022 already. Already. Always seeing them every week. It's like, here's another one. It's like a circular. Here's another one.

What? DoocyDoo. 22. DoocyDoo. DoocyDoo. That's a dice term. Oh, I don't know dice terms. Is it?

What did you think it was? I just made it up. I thought it sounded funny. DoocyDoo. Wait. Now I got to know. Is it a dice term? Yeah. Yeah? I just made it up. I thought it sounded funny. Do-si-do. Wait. Now I got to know. Is it a dice turn? Yeah.

You rolled a do-si-do. No. Two twos. Ian, you be the... I have no idea. Ian, you're like a dice-ess. Yeah, you play dice. Let me ask you this.

Is Ian's microphone on? Yeah. Talk again. Go say something really bad about 9-11. Too soon. I can't hear him. Oh, maybe it's not on. He's quiet.

He's quiet. Turn it up a little bit. Hello? There he is. I don't think you've been on the whole time. No, he's been on. Apologies to our listeners who've been missing Ian and saying, when is Ian going to talk?

He's too scared right now. But he's back. So this demonstration. Not too scary. Coming at you live. All right, DS number 22, Sacred Phrases. Came out not that long ago, number 59. I forget what tape it came out with, but it came out with another tape.

Some guitar wizard licks from ACDCs. ACDCs. Here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Demonstration synthesis DSs23 sacred ds23 did you guys ever see that uh deuce that compilation of that lego alt dude saying synthesizer when he's showing the studio no no i'll show you guys it's really funny yeah he says synthesizer so many times, like when he's showing off his gear that they just cut every time that he shows that this is synthesizer. So he's like, synthesizer, synthesizer, synthesizer, synthesizer.

I'd watch that. I'd like that one you sent me of Donald Trump saying China over and over again. And I didn't think it was going to be that good because it's like, why would it be that good? But every once in a while he throws in like, you know, there'll be a lot of China, China, China, China, and then like a long pause, China. It's good.

I've watched it a few times. People talk about China. I love China. Yeah. I love China. All right. Ian, we back to you? Back to me.

Goddamn. It's going to be excellent. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. As the world turns. What you got? I'm going to do, this is one from Power Moves label. Pow, pow, Power Moves. This is a-

Is that a different thing from there, huh? Now we're jamming for real. There you go. Easy, don't spill that beer. This is what? This is Sloom's mixtape. Oh, you know Sloom? Yeah, I know Sloom.

Yeah, I went to summer camp with Sloom. He was a dirty motherfucker. Nasty motherfucker. Don't talk about my boy Sloom. Oh, Christ. That's my kid. No, no, no. Don't make fun of Sloom.

Wait a minute. He's your kid? He's greasy because he got my Babe Ruth syndrome. He's got the big glands Wait what's the soup guy's name? I forget his name Shemp Shemp?

Like the stooge? Soupy Shank Shank? Like a prison shank? Soupy I have a question Shank Aren't you only like 13 or 14 years old? How do you have a kid?

I'm 13 years old Well you know I started young My wife's 83. Wait, the soup guy is only 13? She never hit menopause. That's her disease. And her...

She lays thousands of eggs every day. What? Of eggs? Of legs. Oh, eggs. Thousands of eggs every day. I think both. Wow, we're really diving into the personal attributes of the soup guy here.

I never thought that would happen. I'm not so excited about it. What's your problem with my game? You're not too excited? I got no... What? Slow, sloop. So sloop...

Sloom. Sloom. So Sloom made a mixtape, and it's all in Power Moves. Power Moves. Show me the money. Didn't Power Moves Power Moves Show me the money Didn't Power Moves just start a new label? I talked to that dude a little bit ago Power Moves Library?

I interviewed him I obviously didn't read it I did read it What's this? How do you play these things? I think he's Trying to transition it to... Where do birds live? A smaller...

A smaller, um, handmade... How much does money cost? How you guys doing? Who's the new fella? This jackass over here asking all the weird questions. Oh, no, not you again.

This guy always razzes me. These guys should get together. I say, Dave, after the show when we're done recording, me and you just do a little back and forth with these characters. So what's going on here? Sloom? Power moves, they're going to a smaller a smaller sort of operation home dubbed home dubbed okay yeah and this is on moves or library

this is moves moves was i think he had like a set number of 15 releases and and's, I think the 15th is about to come out. That's a comp. And once that's done, the moves side is sort of over and then the library just sort of started. I think he's going to do more print related things and other things besides tapes, but

tapes definitely. Let me ask you a question, Ian. Can you hear the... I can't hear a thing. You can't hear the sound effects, right, when we play we play them no I was just thinking about that nope okay so we need to come up with hand signals like when Dave does like two strips of bacon like we need to like describe every single sound clip let's try it real quick play a sound clip for me and I'll and I'll do it to Ian and I'll see if he gets it ah yeah you got it all right try another one all right show me no one at a time That was two

Dave give me one Surprise I was like Alright one more Joe you give me one This is fun for everyone listening You're fired No Do it again I want to guess Hold on I got to do a guess Make it so. You're fired.

No. Do it again. I want to guess. Hold on. I got to do a guess. But you can hear it. Make it so. Just let me play it. Go on, boy.

You ever watch Star Trek? No. Okay, that doesn't make any sense. Oh, no. Moving on. Make it so. All right. So what's going on?

Slurm made a mixtape. Yeah, this is projected by James Toth, who is the guy who does all the mastering for Power Moves, and this is his project, Slurm. Put together like a mixtape. I think it's like a mixtape of his stuff. So it's a little varied, but it's a good mix of stuff. Okay, all right, hand on over.

Good chiller stuff. Hand in on over. I like the cover, too. Yeah. Just like a... That's a very... It's like... It's a picture.

And the picture's like... It's like gray, but... Let's put these side by side. Like there's like... Ooh. Let me see. Hold that up. Hold that up to that one.

Does it link up? Wow. I'll take a picture of that and put it on the internet right now. Is that the same spot? It's pretty close. It's not the same spot. This one has like a valley down here. What is this?

The Caledonia County tape? You playing that tape later? Yeah, yeah. Surprise. Surprise. Little tabs out bonus feature. No, make a little bumper music for that that says, tabs out spoiler alert.

Alright, well let's get into this. Slurp, what's his name? What's his name? Sloom. No, his real name? Sloom. He was born Sloom. The guy that does Wooden Wand? I don't know. Possibly. Is he from...

Where does he say he's from? Let's see. Gotta lift from... I don't know. Where does he say he's from? Let's see. Gotta lift this one up a little bit. From outside space. DJ Outside Space, coming at you. Heading into two in the morning. 32 degrees in the building. We're going to take some phone calls.

302 Area Code. Who's calling? Lexington, Kentucky? I don't know, honestly. I just assumed he was from around... Hey, on buddy Toronto maybe it's a different guy I think it's a different guy ha ha crazy stories Steve too scary all right scary was it I'm sorry we're this I keep cutting you off and this is going so long sloom sloom sloom sloom mixtape here we go © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Sloom.

Sloop John B. Mixtape. Numero uno. Damn, that was tight. That was tight. That was so chill. Super chill. Man, speaking of unchill.

That's my boy. But speaking of unchill, don't bring up the super chill. I'm sorry. We just ordered a pizza, and the guy was very, he really did not want to come here. And on top of that, when I told him I had a $3 coupon, he like made it like, he was very, very important that I had it. Like he said it twice.

Make sure you have it for the driver. I was like, alright, make sure you have the coupon. And I can't find that fucking coupon and I'm really nervous. Dave thinks I should just make up my own coupon. Just draw it on a piece of paper and be like, listen, man, I gotta be real with you.

I had the coupon, I swear, but I lost it. Would you please take this one? I made it at home, but will you please take it? Start crying. All right, whose turn is it? Dave, what do you got? Dave. Show me the money.

Show him the money. Oh, where's my stack of tapes? Show me them. Oh. Okay, yeah. Show me the money. Show him the money. Oh, where's my stack of tapes? Show me. Oh, okay. Yeah. Show me the money. Gotcha.

Actually, just give me signs that say them all. I'll just hold them up. Yeah. I would prefer that actually. I'll just think it should be more of a board. They're already written and I'll point at them. You have a stick.

Okay. Or can I get a laser pointer? Yeah. I've always wanted one. Not for this, for something else. Or can we PowerPoint? Can we project my screen

up there? Oh, that'd be nice. No, I don't want to project your screen. I want to project like an image that means each sound clip. So show me the money

is like that scene. Yeah, it's like a really pixelated scene from Jerry Maguire. Or it's like the VHS cover but like dropped weird. And boom goes the dynamite. That was a funny one.

Dave, what do you got? Well, I think it already makes sense to play the tape that's a little bit closer to the higher mountain here. Caledonia County. Yeah, we lined up these two covers. They look pretty good next to one another. So why don't we just play the other one that looks like that one? Good idea, Dave. Boy genius.

I still don't know why they... Affirmative, Dave. Hand it on over. I'm waiting here. Oh, shit. I'm going to whisper them for now. Affirmative, Dave. Oh, okay.

Just when you see me signal, do it one more time and I'll do it. Affirmative, Dave. No, do a different one. God damn it! God damn it. Godirmative, Dave. No, do a different one. God damn it! God damn it. God damn it? Yeah. You don't have to say it back.

Just nod when you think you got it. Okay, I got you. Caledonia County. The ghost of... Say it back. Yay! On... Oh, Moongliff, right?

Moongliff right Moongliff that's who put this out Dave come back to earth man come on shut up shut up it's on Moongliff I really feel connected yeah we gotta get this man

some headphones hey someone mail us a pair of headphones hurry up with a long cable oh so long. I want that cable to stretch. I want you to have the beginning of the cable when we get the headphones. Moongliff. Yeah, they sent us a bunch of tapes about a month ago, right? Dave, Jesus Christ, man.

Do I need to call up an ambulance for you, Dave? You didn't even finish your sentence before you dropped that tape in anger. All right, give me a chance to answer, man. Jesus Christ. Super speed. What's wrong, Dave? What's wrong, Dave? Alright, Caledonia County.

We played something by them before, right? Yes, we have. Something on Barrow. Too slow. Too slow. Wait, that was you. I'll tell these guys. That was me. I'll tell these guys. Too slow.

That's what I'll do. I'll tell Ian all the sound effects, and whenever Ian talks, I'll repeat back to you guys what he's saying. Okay. Even though you can hear him, I just think it'd be more comforting for everyone if I repeated it. All right, let's get into this.

Caledonia County, the ghost of years. Moongliff. Where'd you find me? Caledonia County, the ghost of years. Mooncliff. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Caledonia County. That was a nice summer breeze. Things been too calm. Let's rough it up a bit. Play some heavy fucking shit Play some scratch your nails to your hair

Do you hate your kitchen tongs? I hate my kitchen tongs Who is this? Hi, I'm Tammy Dong with Tammy Dong's Long Tongs I've been waiting too long for a long pair of tongs Now before we get to the next song Let me tell you about my tongs and how long my tongs are My tongs are so long you can't go wrong

Now what's the next song? Let me tell you about my tongs and how long my tongs are. My tongs are so long you can't go wrong. Now what's the next song? I missed the workshop. I was working on getting the pizza. Which, by the way, can I please tell the pizza story real quick? Sure, tell the pizza story. It couldn't have went better. So every once in a while, Grotto's on Pennsylvania Avenue in historic Wilmington, Delaware, won't deliver here, right?

Every once in a while they just, Delaware, won't deliver here, right? Every once in a while, they just say, we don't deliver here. So I had a $3 off coupon that I mentioned earlier before this tape by Calhoun County, the ghost of years on Mooncliff. So the guy comes and he gives me the price and he says, with the coupon, because he was really all about that coupon.

And I was like, oh man, I don't have it. And then he was like, you don't get the discount then i you know paid on the extra three bucks right and then i said wait a minute ding ding ding off my head the neighbor's house that nobody's living at right now the coupon came in a circular today so i looked in their mailbox pulled it right out tell how you jumped the railing i jumped the railing to get to the porch. And I said, wait a minute, here's one. The guy was like this. He was like, the guy saw me do it and he was like. God damn it.

No, no, no, no. He was excited about it. So he was like. Yay. No, that was me jumping the fence. And then he was like. So scary. Exactly.

And I was like, here, take the coupon. And then I said, but keep the same amount of money but just keep us in mind when you're going to deliver pizza on saturday night that you do deliver here and he said he would he said he works every saturday night which i take as that's creed now right yeah we have a coupon so this is officially notarized. Correct? Play that sound of me jumping that fence again. I was like, Jordan, from the foul line. Show me the money. Exactly. Show me the money.

All right. You ready? You want to play some Roy Wren? Roy Wren. Roy Wren. Roy Wren. You want to play some Roy Wren, Ian? That's how they say, like,

oh boy in, in, you know, Alaska or something. Roy Wren. Roy Wren. Hackles cassette. His name is the cassetteackles cassette mike was looking at me shaking my head no no don't do it dave this is a new one on beyond the ruins one that john pile dropped off earlier this is uh the duo uh now out of Philly, I guess, of Matt Betke and I guess Rack Foley is his lady friend's name.

Hockwell Foley? I don't really know. Her name's Rack Foley? I think it's Rack Foley, yeah. R-A-C-F-O-L-E. Why? I've never heard of the first name Rack for a girl. I've heard of I-R Iraq for the name of a place.

Did I tell you we got fries with the pizza? They stepped up their fry game. These are pretty good. Yeah, that bucket is normally filled like halfway with liquid. I think the trick is you just have to get less. Yeah, when there's too many, they get all wet and soggy. It's the opposite of a tong. You want less.

But to get those out of that long bag. That's a long bag. What is that bag normally for? You would need some long tongs. Definitely. This is a really long... Can't go wrong with my long tongs by Sammy Dong. I think this is like a sub bag, right?

Sammy Dong. They also put subs in here? Absolutely. And it's just a cup of fries all the way at the bottom. roy wren hackled beyond the ruins uh a c20 let me grab it it is john pile got uh some some color in his uh cassettes now not just like the single color uh a lot of... I dig that. Yeah, man.

They're beautiful. The new layout with the ripped paper. It's a very refined aesthetic. I like it. My tongues are full. Two feet long. Tongues. Two feet long.

All right. Well, let's get to the next song by Roy Wren. Off of the Hackle C20. New one from Beyond the Ruins. Way beyond. When you see the ruins, keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Die! Thank you. so Thank you. The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was a good song.

It was a little long. Like, where's the bone? We're back. I didn't see you there. Hi, I'm Timmy Dong. Roy Wren ripping the sheep off the wool with that one. Big time hair fuck coming right at you. No surrenders, no prisoners over there.

Burning up the midnight petroleum here. The Rock from Slovak coming at you with DJ Outside Space hanging into the midnight hours. And we're back, DJ Outside Space. Oh, you fuck. You get your own show next time. Come on, coming at you. The Rock from Slovak on the plate.

Where are those tabs at, boys? What are those tape fucks doing? Probably sitting around twiddling their spools like little fucking schoolboys. Get out of here. I like the men show you what to party. You blow a whistle on my balls. You always like that.

That was a new one on Beyond the Ruins. Hackles from Roy Wren. R-O-Y, like Roy Rogers. Roy Wren. W-R-E-N. Like that's the oh boy on the Sims. Yeah. Roy Wren.

And it's spelled, yeah. Wren is spelled W-R-E-N. Like where do you want to meet? And Sims. Yeah. Wren. Wren is spelled W-R-E-N. Like, where do you want to meet? And you're like, Renni-where. I love the Sims speak. Literally, Renni-where. It'd be like, happy birthday. I'll bring out a cake.

Donka donka. My favorite Sims story is out. Dave told a story about... Excuse me. Pardon me. About playing Sims and how he just likes to lock someone in a room with a fireplace until they burn or something like that. I've never played The Sims. And then carpet it, and if they light a fire, it'll catch a carpet on fire,

and then they just... I don't put doors on the room, so they're just stuck in there. Do they die? Yeah, they die. Oh the room, so they're stuck in there. Do they die? Yeah, they die. Oh, all right. You're a sick bastard. Or what I really like... You're fucked up, man.

I like letting them go to the bathroom, and then after they get in the bathroom, I take the door off, so they're just stuck. I like doing that in real life to people. You ever prank anyone like that? Let someone go into an Arby's bathroom and then just take the door off? Exactly. They're like, what?

All right, Joby, what do you got? Joby, Joby, Joby, Joby. You got the long tongue? What do you got? I'm going to play straight out of the mail bag. Let me see that tongue. Tongue to tongue, tongue, tongue. Straight out of the mailbag huh I like that song

Three fourths Tigers 75% What's the other quarter Wait three fourths Starting to sound a little like Lindsey Graham I think Nah Lindsey Graham This is new on field hymns correct

Correct Let's just try it Jump right in I think. Nah, Lindsey Graham. This is new on Field Hymns, correct? Correct. Correct. Correct. Let's just try it. You guys. Jump right in. See what it's like. You want to get fucked up, you guys?

You want to do something fucked up, you guys? Let's just try it. Let's all just try it once. Ryan Mulhall. He's in Looks Realistic. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, with Joe Bastardo. Yeah. This is his solo project, you're saying.

God, the fucking artwork for these tapes. Solo. Tiny Little Hammers, the dude who does this label as well, does all the artwork. It's like... It's like so... It's... Jesus Christ, Joe, come on. You set me up here, man.

Come on, man. God, I wish you could see it Well, it's too late now No, it's still funny I did the God, I wish you could see it Oh, God, I wish you could see it Nice That's a premiere for tonight, though

It's from Mr. Show Okay I got it Tiny little hammers Maker of tiny little scanners Yeah, what else do we need? Do you want to scan something, but it's just too small? We didn't play that.

Oh, just ripping my download code. Play that tape. Three-fourths Tigers. Tiny little scanners. You can scan anything. Sand. Rocks. Crumbs.

Crumbs. I'll scan a crumb. I want to know what it's a crumb of. Mini discs. rocks crumbs mini discs Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's go. Let's go. Three-fourths Tigers. Fieldhands. That was tight. Who's on the half dollar? Lincoln. Kennedy. Which Kennedy, though?

The good one. The Kennedy. The big one. I got some of Echo. Yeah, what's going on with the Echo, Dave? You're hearing Echo? Echo. You I'm... I got some of an echo. Yeah, what's going on with the echo, Dave? You're hearing echo? Echo. You throw on...

I hear it. Ian just fine. I think it's just the room that you're hearing. Oh, really? We got four microphones on here. Four microphones. Interesting. Four microphones.

Y'all like Critterbone? You like hillbilly noise? Hillbilly noise. Bill and Tom. Critterbone would be hillbilly noise. Bill plays the bull whistle, And Tom plays the hammerboard A bull whistle? Is that like a whistle that's a bull horn?

No, it's a little bull whistle A bull whistle's a real thing Oh, is it? What is a bull whistle? You call a bull with it? You flip the fan lever And it makes tunes Hillbilly noise

Y'all like hillbilly noise? Oh, we can go party down the creek Listen to some hillbilly noise Crick Yeah Ian's real loud Turn him down Now he's too loud Y'all like hillbilly noise? We can go party down the creek and listen to some hillbilly noise. Ian's real loud. Turn him down. Now he's too loud for it. You just can't get Ian in. You just can't do it right tonight. Ian, you're too scary.

He's a dynamic fellow. Maybe a bull whistle isn't a real thing. I think you're thinking of the movie Bullworth. And the taxpayers. Are you thinking of Bullwinkle? Are you thinking of Rocky and Bullwinkle? That's what I'm thinking of. You're thinking of bullwinkle are you thinking of rocking and bullwinkle

that's what I'm thinking of you're thinking of the Chicago Bulls Jordan cause that's definitely real play the curve

play the curve with the frog real quick I love rocking bullwinkle I'm like Jordan jumping over that fence over the family you should have saw me and boom goes the dynamite

I was I was I'm gonna say I was off the earth surface for three seconds god I wish you could see it.

Mid-air. For a second, it was like... It wasn't exactly like The Matrix, but I seriously was still for a little bit. I looked back at the pizza guy, and he was like... God, I wish you could see it. He was like, what the fuck?

And I was just... It was incredible And boom goes the dynamite Alright whose turn is it? Ian It's my turn That guy What am I going to do? I didn't catch that one

Oh no that was something else That was another thing What tape you got? I'm going to do No I'm telling you to get closer to your mic because you're really far away from it oh hello now you're too close this is one from a new one out on oxtail records oxtail mike niger's like niger's label friend of the show definitely this is a split uh sam hatzeris and no i know i'm gonna do a cut from the sam split Sam Hatzaris and Noino.

I'm going to do a cut from the Sam side. Sam Hatzaris. Is this brand new? I don't think I got this one. It's pretty new. I don't think he sent me this. He just put out that Andres Brando tape, right? That was in the last one. The Andres Brando and...

So he put out something after that. Yeah, this one and a tape from ruckle huh they did not make it yet i'm sure they're on their way labor day put mail back a little bit i'm sure they're on their way this is tight he's changed up his uh for the first few tapes he had that same look going yeah with like the gradient on the back yeah that matched the gradient on the shell and it was really tight but they he ditched that really quickly didn't he yeah i think that went for like five or six yeah look down now i think a mike negro tape is what it ended with and then they still look nice but like i'm surprised you know i would like to see that

go for a little bit longer i think you wanted to switch it up i don't think you can go back what's the what's the What's the agreement on that? I think you can always go back. Can you have a tape label that has an aesthetic and then stop doing it and then go back to it? Yeah. You've got to get on that mic and say a joke. God damn it.

No, there's... You think you can? It's very... sounding. You think you can go back? When I'm real close to the mic, I feel like I'm really loud. No, I can hardly hear'm really loud. No, I can hardly hear you at all.

Yeah. Are you really loud? I don't know. Is that changing your headphone volume? Hello, that's me. That's changing me. That's me. Is this all on the show?

This is all on the show, huh? This is why if you want to become a Chrome donator, just send $50 to contact. No, I can't hear myself in the headphones at all. No, I can't hear anything.

This is really interesting to listen to, I bet. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I was just talking about. the headphones at all. No, I can't hear anything. This is really interesting to listen to, I bet. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's why I was just talking about that. Play that tape. All right. So you're playing the Sam Hedgeris. Do we know who that guy is?

I'm not sure who he is. I think he's done a couple tapes in the last few years. Wow, his artwork is beautiful, by the way. I think he's from Toronto, Ontario. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Toronto, Canada, huh? yeah? Toronto, Ontario. Canadian, huh? Interesting.

They have three-quarter dollars up there. Yeah, I think he has this other project called Ectoplasm. Yeah, Ectoplasm. Ectocooler. Stop messing with my mic, Mike. Is that DJ Outside Space's favorite drink, Ectocooler? He bought like a shitload of it in the 80s. I'm Tammy Dog.

I still got one barrel. I'm Tammy Dog. Come along Let's sing a song About my long tongues And then it kicks in You can't go wrong You know

Mike sing it My long tongues Sam and Zara Who you gonna call No no no Split on oxtail Tongue buster That doesn't work Hey, get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way.

Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way.

Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way.

Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way.

Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way.

Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Thank you. so hey uh I'm going to go to the bathroom. Hey, Claro, you have a potential of a future.

Hey, Claro, you have a potential of a future. Hey, Claro, you have a potential of a future. I'm not going to let you go. Oh, shit. We have wanted to take this rumor to the court of the people in order to help us pay our rent. You know, it's very sad every day. You read one of these old letters that are on the floor of the New York Times. It's from the white people. He tells his mom to rent from that apartment. He got the rent from her. In order to get some of your stuff back. So what happens?

Our apartments become filled with relatives, with strangers. This is London Court. Here is a news flash. So what happens? Our apartments become filled with relatives, with strangers? This is London Court. Here is a news flash. The German radio has just announced, has just announced, has just announced, has just announced... The German government becomes over-proud. I'm going to make you come home with pride. And these old-timers, the citizens under which our people were forced to live, eliminate all the things for our own people, for our ways,

for our healthy homes. Your homes will soon become filled with not just the people who live better than you do, but because our children are forced to grow up in this poor, the lack of even fighting and fighting destroys their sense of shame. We destroy their moral safety.

And we have exposed the other form of indecency and violence. That is running rampant in the community. That is running rampant in the community. That is running rampant in the community. Here is a news flash. This is London Court. Here is a news flash. German radio has just announced... Thank you. I haven't been chipmunked Not too scary, was it? Yeah, that's where that's from Way too scary

Not too scary, was it? Sam Hazaras Are we back? We're back And we're back And we are back Sam Hazaras there With a killer split with Noino. That's out right now on Oxtail Recordings.

Coming up, we'll have a good pick from Dave, another one from Mike, and then rounding out will be Joe B. But first, a word from our sponsor. You disgrace! Then we are back. Dave, what do you got for the fine listeners of the tabs our cassette podcast show me the money episode number 71 alienation who's that some dude from philly named joe connelly interesting philly that's

not far away at all not at all it's a good city too Scott he did another project that he released tapes on on some other label in the past that I forgot cool riveting story Dave Dave have you thought about writing a novel

yeah I got a couple pages worth of stuff he has a way with words it was a cold winter's evening. He did a project that he released other tapes on on some other labels or something. It was a project. And then his head fell off. And then his head popped off,

paid to Brown, no credits. This is a self-titled self-release tape, correct? Correct? Nope. You were telling me about this earlier. So I looked it up. I went searching. Turn my headphones up, girl.

Been searching high and low. Come on, turn my headphones up. Look at that. What is that, a copper shell? Is that what color that is? That's a nice, I don't know. Yeah, I think that's a coppery rust. That's like a blood orange chocolate.

Like if you got a chocolate bar that was blood orange flavored, it'd look like that. That color, huh? Yeah, I think so. I'm undecided. Is that printing on that or is that a clear label? It's like a pumpkin. What kind of pumpkin is you guys saying? This is like a harvest.

Yeah. Harvest brown. This is like pumpkin spice. This is very seasonal. Yeah. This is our pumpkin spice tape of the season. It's like a young tobacco. That's my favorite rapper.

Y-U-N-G tobacco. To the number two tobacco. Yeah. His clothes are giant. They're so big that it just looks like he's standing in a pile of clothes. If you all, someone please make a tape under the name Young Tobacco and send it to us, please do that. Oh, my God.

I would play the shit out of that. Y-U-N-G to Tobacco. Biggest clothes you've ever seen. It's got to have one of those of those covers though with the names all in like diamonds oh yeah yeah yeah young tobacco but we're playing

what are we playing? something different right? alienation alienation stop touching the fan on purpose Jesus Christ touch it more on purpose. That time I liked it. Alright, well let's get into this.

This Joe Connolly fella from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Historic Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Joe, god damn it. It is tempting. I like the way it feels. Self-titled self-release tape. What's on the cover here? That's like an old...

Some artwork. That's like an 8th grade history textbook right there from, like, the 70s. With no text. It's beautiful. I love it. Beauty. God, I wish you could see it! The colors are just so... Here we go. I love you. I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and start the engine. Thank you. so Thank you. so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. How do you say it? I don't know. All right. You guys can make it?

Yep. Affirmative, Dave. Are we back? Yeah, we're back. Okay. So confusing. Go. Hold on.

I can't tell what's going on. He's doing a prank on you. I can't tell if I'm... Stop razzing me, you fellas. Dave's prank. Come on. Enough razzing me. Dave brags.

Podcast prank. I can't deal with it much. You know, I went to the store. They didn't have the Hot Pockets I liked. You like your Hot Pockets, big boy. So I had to get the knockoff brand, the steamy sandwich. It's got no cheese. It's just all pepperoni, but it's uncooked in a soggy bun.

That was tight. Is that that dude's only... Is that his only release? Yep. That's all I saw. I was looking around. I was poking around the net. You still get sock pocket.

Sock pocket? What's a sock pocket, DJ Outside Space? It's generic hot pocket, but real good. Does it come in a sock? Oh, yeah, big time. How do you get it if it's like... Comes in a cow sock straight off the farm. Cow sock. If you accidentally drop it down in a sock? Oh yeah, big time. How do you get it if it's like... Comes in a cow sock, straight off the farm. If you accidentally drop it down like a well, how do you get it out?

With long tongs. You don't have no long tongs, boy? No, I don't know where to get them. I don't know who sells them. Tammy Dong. Could you describe... I want Joe B to describe Tammy Dong. Well, she has like really big blonde hair.

Tammy's boy. You know what I mean? Tammy's boy? Yeah, with really big blonde hair. Really, really big blonde hair. With that voice, it's a dude. All right. With a guy?

Yeah. Oh, I didn't know it was a guy. Does he have the big hair though still? Yeah, and he's real square shaped. Real square body shaped and pudgy. Oh, really? See, I was thinking know it was a guy. Does he have the big hair, though, still? Yeah, and he's real square-shaped. Real square body-shaped and pudgy. Oh, really? See, I was thinking really skinny. All right.

Wow, throwing a curveball over here, Dave. Tammy Dong is a real mystery. Real mystery for the ages here. I think we'll learn something new about Tammy Dong each and every episode here on Taps Out. Order it now and get it free. I'm about to... Wait, whose turn is it it who's supposed to go next yeah quarter now and get a free sock pocket hold on dave do do me a favor could you could you just do a little tammy dung riffing for like a minute sock pockets sock pockets are sock pockets are uh no do the do the

the the tongue thing for like 30 seconds do the tongue thing for like the roof on the tongs for a little bit hi i'm i'm tammy dong from from tammy dong i can't do it on the world famous long tongs why why do you want it going to be so good because alright, now I'm going to play a song from this tape by Chervon. Hold on. But you wouldn't do it.

But I got a tape here from an artist named Chervon. The name of the tape is Kuda. Let me see it. Need some place to put your long tongs? Order a pair of sock pockets. You do. You keep tongs in socks?

Real long socks. So, Shervon. Cut the tape on origami sounds. I believe it just came out like a... Who's going to play this song? I'm going to play this song. This came out in addition of a hundred. Sherv Who's going to play this song? I'm going to play this song. This came out in addition of a hundred. Chervon's going to play this song.

Her full name is Chervon Gone. This will be the... I wish you were riffing on the tongs right now. I can't do it on the spot. She's from... It's just got to come out when I'm ready to do it. Kentucky. This tape came in the mail the other day,

and then I went to play it, and as I'm putting it on, Kevin Greenspawn was here and uh ow that fan just got me i'm just watching you slowly move the fan closer to your legs sometimes you're aiming it at the floor like what are you doing with it i wanted to see how close i could get it without it touching me. That really hurt. You're really handling that thing over there.

But Kevin Greenspan was here, and he was like, oh, who's this? And I said, oh, it's Sheriff Han Collins, Jake Sheriff Han. And he said, oh, I just played with her the other day. It wasn't that long. Yeah, it wasn't that long. Not that long. She was playing a song. Where were we?

We were at the Rusty Dong. But this is a tight fucking tape. It's like... And John brought his bong. And we were out in the parking lot and sang a song. I don't think anyone's rounded with gong yet. No, no one has. Where's the box of tapes we're passing

around? Is it still? Oh, you're holding it, man. Give me a tape. DJ Box of Tapes. Give me it. Give me the tape. I don't know if I picked yet. You got it right there. Give me the tape. You're talking about a box of tapes. Now you want a single tape? Be specific. Be specific.

Oh my goodness. This is fucking fantastic artwork.'s beautiful and the the uh the material on it is like it's mostly like vocal stuff like weird little vocal stuff and odd little trinkets little uh tinkerings going on it's fucking awesome it's a great fucking tape it's so beautiful cover art brain ass red shell oh i'll just throw those at you, Dave. I've been trying to get them to you for like 15 minutes. Yeah, I'm busy dugging the chiffon. Why are you talking about that?

Look at this. What? Hot glue. Hot glue. I saw that one. With a knee. I didn't take it because it's broken. With a knee.

I think that's the past tense of glue. Oh, glue. Yeah. When you glue something, it's glued on. You already did it. I did it yesterday. I glued this yesterday. I glue it. Oh, glue. Yeah. When you glue something, it's glue it on. You already did it. I did it yesterday. I glue this yesterday. I glue it.

I glue it. No, you guys. I glue it. I really glue it this time. All right, Chervan, ka-da. Aragami sounds.

Ka-da. Wait, now remind me. I want to say that when we come back from the tape. Ka-da! All right, here we go. Thank you. Thank you. me Oh, oh, oh. Thank you. me oh uh Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What country are they talking about with old country buffet?

Is it this one? I don't want another country's buffet because I don't know about foreign foods. That was tight, right? That tape was tight. That whole tape is really, really tight. It reminds me of, and I need to listen to it again. It's all in the top shelf there.

I think it's a... What is the name? Katie Gately, maybe? It was on blue tapes. It's all the way up there.'s in like a little booklet guy what's the same I say not exactly there it is oh there's on top it's uh that's also like vocal processing stuff like that but I haven't listened to it in like a long a long No, pull it down. It's been long. It's been a long time since I've heard that song. But yeah, that tape.

It's still strong. I still sing along. C-H-E-R-V-O-N. From Kada on Origami Sounds. Pick that one up. That's my pick of the week. Joe. All right, I'm going to play something from this Blood Room tape.

Too scary. Too scary. Mazikeen scheme. Wait, who are you? Are you still Tommy or Tammy Dong? Tammy Dong. Okay, it's a new one. I was out of the room, I think, for the inception of this one.

When I came in, he was just like, my thongs are so long. I was like, what's going on? I was like, what's going on? I also sell long thongs, that's true. It's still like a thong in the back. It goes between your cheeks. Then it's really... What, the legs are long?

It's really... Or is it high-waisted? It's really loose in the crotch. Just in the front. how do you do that i guess it's really really it's made of a different material it's like it's like a like elastic in the back and then and that was just the way they hem it all right what do you got joe i told you what i had i wasn't listening at all road room ford evil fruit like an entire room dedicated just for blood just for blood Alright, what do you got, Joe? I told you what I had. I wasn't listening at all. You weren't listening at all. A blood room. For an evil fruit.

Like an entire room dedicated just for blood. Just for blood. That's disgusting. I think it's pretty cool. You can put that in the blood room. Wait, you can put things in the blood room? No, no, that's where you put your blood. Oh, is this like a vampire's house? You have a guest over.

A vampire's house. This is a vampire's house. It's in, you can sleep in the blood room. Too scary. Too scary. Back to clipping. Mazikeen Scheme, is that the name of this tape? That's what I told you a minute ago.

Didn't send us 69, that's 75. What a dummy. Oh, we should mention. You're a dummy. Where's that? So stupid. That three- At least the beekeeper that three four that three

fours tiger tape is numbered 69 field him field him send us numbered 69 yeah that was very nice yeah that was very nice it's the little things it's all we asked for just a little something here and there just give us something once in a while this is fort evil fruit number 39 came out this year i think i think a German Army tape came out with this. I just gripped a German Army tape out of the mailbag on Golden Cloud. I love Gerbil Army. God, they've been killing it this year. Wait, what did you call them?

Gerbil Army? Okay. Right up there on that shelf right behind Dave. Castle Bravo just put out a German Army cassette and t-shirt that comes in this like silkscreen box and it's fucking, the tapes all, it's a short one, but it's good. But the fucking packaging is incredible. The design is like, it's just beautiful. Sharp.

It looks very sharp. Mine's not numbered. There's a space, it says size and there's a space to put the size of the shirt that comes with it. And then it's like numbered out of 15, but it's not numbered. What size shirt of the shirt that comes with it. And then it's numbered out of 15. But it's not numbered. What size shirt is it? I don't know.

I didn't even look. I'm just going to keep it in the box with the tape. I don't want to separate them now. It's too... Really? The shirt has... The print on that box, in the background print, is the print on the shirt. But you're not going to take it out of the box and wear it?

No. That will drop the market value. The market value will be in the gutter in a week, Joe. Jesus. But we're not playing that, right? What are we playing? Oh, Blood Room. I know how I got there. I'm not going to say it again. What do you got here?

You want to play this Blood Room tape, Joe? Is that what you're saying? Fort Evil Fruit is a good one. It's a good one. Here we go. Blood Room. Show me the money. I'm going to go to the next one. I don't know. uh uh 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 51, 52, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 1, go! 3, 2, 1, go! 3, 2, 1, go!

3, 2, 1, go! 3, 2, 1, go! 3, 2, 1, go! 3, 2, 1, go! Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. 3, 2, 1, go! I'm going to go ahead and get back to the I'm going to get a little bit of space. I'm going to get a little bit of space. I'm going to get a little bit of space. Thank you. so 3, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 51, 52, 53, 53, 53, 53, 54, 57, 58, 59, 51, 52, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Blood Room. Oh, the Blood Room. You make you fill up your long tongue with some of the Blood Room. Third most slippiest room in the Rock's house.

The blood room. You don't want to know the top two, man. Slippiest? The top three, top third slippiest room in the Rock's from Slovak's house. Don't ask me number one and number two is. Number four, pretty fucking creepy too. All right, what do we got? Ian, you tape fuck.

DJ Outside Space live in the sticky room. Coming at you. What the bullshit tape you want to play that's not fucking sick as hair bang in the world? If I was here, I'd be playing some fucking big time danger, danger. Slaughter. Stick it to them live. Dangerous toys. Real fuck music.

Shit, that make the children cry. But what you got? What drone tape you got, man? Bring it at me. All right. Come on. I got New Grand Evans. I can't hear you at all um New Grand Evans I can't hear you at all

New Grand Evans New Grand Evans New Grand Evans why is painter's tape always blue that's actually a good question thank you New Grand Evans huh didn't Grand Evans just start a new label

another one I mean him and Rachel were doing Hooker Vision and then he started doing what was it called VALD V-A-A-L-D and now are they both doing another label I think they're both in on this other label

which is called Adversary okay so is Hooker Vision done I don't know. Probably not. Okay. I think everything's probably just on hiatus. What is Adversary? I'm not too familiar.

I don't know. Well, they started Adversary as like a distro. Okay. And then I'm not sure what happened, but that didn't really work out or something. And now it's turned into a label. And the first two releases are Grant turned into a label. Interesting. And the first two releases are Grant Evans and Rachel Evans. Obviously.

Yep. Easy way it started off. This is a new one, though, on Invisible City Records. UK label. Did a tape for them. It's a good label. Nice. Nice.

This one is called Silent Refusal. Invisible City. You can't see the city at all. No. It's like a Doctor Who episode. It's there, but you can't see it. That's like a new Doctor Who episode. A newer one.

The artwork for this actually reminds me of some of the Vauld... The cafe in Vienna. ...releases, like the black and white collage-y type stuff. I'm assuming Grant did it. It's tight. Oh, yeah, this does look tight. This is like a, might be some like a, like overexposed photography or something.

Yeah. Oh, this is, and is that, that's very, wait, I don't want to say it's phallic unless anyone else says theirs looks like that. Anyone else's look like that? No. Not at all. So when you get down to business, when your mom goes to bathe you, and you finally take off your union suit, it doesn't look exactly like that.

Like a dry, flakyaky dead snake skin? Yeah. Not at all. Okay, so the doctor's not always saying you gotta, listen, you gotta get your act together and put some care into this. He's not saying that all the time. No. Alright, well it's a nice logo on the back. I like it. Invisible City. Is that Invisible City's logo or is that just something else?

I don't think that's their logo. I think they're just doing the text on the back cover and what's yours look like okay great heaven silent refusal i know what joe's looks like oh what when it gets hard it just points straight down at the ground straight down like it's anger angry and it's shaped like a. It's tapered down to a real sharp point. Is it like bristled like a cat's? No, it's smooth. No, it's...

It's like a forged blade. It's like sanded down. It's super smooth. Shiny. Oh yeah, you could roller blade on it. Alright, let's get into this Grand Evans tape on Invisible City. I like that the chair leg is just through my laces.

I'm going to show you. Oh, I had to move your shoes to keep that door open. I swear to God, it took me like 15 minutes to get it over there. I need to, you know those mover men pads for furniture? I wanted to get four of those to move his shoe. Take a boat. pads for furniture I wanted to get four of those to move his shoe Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Grand Evans Grand Evans That was tight

Sounds pretty good On Invisible City By God By God It's another character Grant Evans Grant Evans That was tight Silent Refusal It's pretty good On Invisible City Brickhead Brickhead It's another character Brickhead Brickhead

Brickhead I like him Can we be twins And we We take over I like him I like him I like him

Brickhead Brickhead I like I like Tim Hey Gary No you're That's too long of a name Hey Tim Hey Gary That's too long of a name Gary It's gotta be like

Yeah Gary works Alright go what are we doing I have no juice left man Alright you want me to go I want you to go Mike Go like you've never gone before Um okay You want me to end the show You want me to take her on out Damn it! Go like you've never gone before. Okay. Okay, you want me to end the show?

Real strong. You want me to take her on out? Real strong. Easy, big guy, easy. Just relax. That's what I'm talking about. Come on. You want me to take her out? You want me to wrap this up?

Wrap it up. Let's take it home. Thanks to Joe McHale from Community for doing the, you want me to say talk soup so bad right now, don't you? Let's herd the birds. Is that a, once it's in the book, it's in the book. To herd the birds. What birds do you herd?

You can herd any bird. I herd that you can herd any any bird, because some bird... That's the word. That's the word, because some bird, they can lurd your... I can't think of words that rhyme quick enough. They can lurd your gird. Some birds lurd girds.

I went to... On the real, though, not part of this joke, I went to a guy to fix my hand one time. His name was Earl Gerd. He fixed your hand just to go back like that? The way you said it, it was like a VCR or something. My hand was having buffering issues. I went to a guy to fix it.

He also does guitar amps. No, I broke my finger. I broke my pinky. Champs, hands, and amps. Earl Gurr. Earl. Well, I didn't hear it what was it welcome to champs hands names we got

clams and lamps in the back all right let me let me you want me to get a book of stamps fresh out okay got a tape here by it's a mouthful CRX091081GB this is the name of the project how do you say that one?

CRX091081GB I don't know how you say it that's how I say it but this fucking tape look at this thing, man. This is so tight. You got to take the tape out to get the full effect. Oh, look at that die cut. But you know what?

I like the color of the tape. Yeah, the color of the tape is sick, and then the label makes it look like an old blank. You know what I mean? But it says, like, you know, CR. That's cool as shit, man. Man, I once served the rolling stones when i worked at tcby uh it's like it comes in like an o-card like a like a chipboard brown

o-card that's like i think it's like laser like not laser printed because that's just like a laser it's like it's laser etched laser laser etched what is laser etching how do you do that you do it with a there's a special it's like a no with a special machine. It's like a plotter. Or a CNC machine, but it's with a laser. And it'll just cut through paper? So this person works with one. They have access to it every day. I don't know. Maybe that's a service that's offered at places now.

You can get a laser pointed. Hold on. Just wherever you care, there's going to be a laser pointed data um but like everything is like you know like what do you how do you say laser etched if i if it was die cut i would just say die cut but laser etched but like the uh so dumb but the um like the titles on the back, the track titles, the words, which are very, which would be like an 8.5, are cut out, like, perfectly. It's beautiful. I don't get it. This is a project.

I got it written down here. Project by a fella named, I'm getting there, Robin Price. This is on Gossamer City. It's a C40. Edition of 100 30 on that pea green they call it And 70 on scablu Pea green huh

Pea green you don't pee that color Pea green no When I have asparagus I pee this color Is this a lozenge Yeah put that in your mouth that's a lozenge No the thing that I built you For holding the mixer up, it was like lopsided.

So those are just a little like one of the ends. Little spacers. A little shim. Yeah, just a little plastic guy. Like you'd put it on the inside of a kitchen cabinet so when you shut it, it doesn't slam. But it's a lozenge too. Slam!

Dual purpose. It feels like a chew on it. A good one, man? I got a question. What do you want, Ian? What are those little things inside there? Well, Ian, when a man and a woman love each other very much, inside where? You see them inside there?

It's like two little green... Well, let me see now. One of those things. Now I'm interested. Oh, if they're gummy bears. Dibs. Where am I looking? On the side wall. Where're gummy bears dibs where am i looking on the side wall gummy bears live foamy what are those i think they hold the tape in so it doesn't shake around really no yeah now take them out let me see that rip them apart that is a nice detail so this guy had the paper opened up right it was opened up piece of paper he laser etched all the words in folded it glued

it what glue those little nubs on there like those little then he folded it like moving men nubs moving men nubs this is a great segue from dave's lozenge question earlier it looks just like them but they're green wow what a nice little feature because i hate oh cards where the tapes just fall out and there's something else and it happens all the time don't get me started on how it happens inside it see what does that say what are you talking about now let me see paste pasted inside of it oh yeah it's a download code inside of it yeah no right there that's cool let me see i like oh did you did you see the lettering like coming

through in the light oh this is like well don't like squeeze it that hard jesus christ you're gonna ruin the resale value let me see this this might be the first download code i'd like so where's the download code turn turn? Let me say just don't share that download code Mike Oh Like to go through that so projects onto it You know what else is awesome like the light when you hold like this With the cover face up and the the words are you kidding? Oh is that what you're talking about? Yeah? Never mind.

But the words we get from the cover, like, oh, this is incredible. Let me see. Nah. We're good. Just us three knowing about it. There you go. Look at it. Take a look at that.

Damn, this is so detailed. And it's an awesome tape. Yeah, that's insane. That's not insane, Dave. Jeez. No, it's insane. It's beautiful. Not too scary, was it?

It wasn't too scary. I'm really glad you got that clip. I'm glad that you emailed it to me. Well, a lot of the ones I emailed to you guys, you don't get. What? I just don't get them? No, you don't use them. Where are the chicken sounds I sent you, Dave? I sent you four chicken sounds.

Why do we need chicken sounds? When someone's being a chicken or something. And Joe, I sent you a few X-Files ones too. Where are those? Where's Mulder saying, too spooky? Oh, right. That was really good. I got this one instead.

I thought it was better. Yeah, that is better. I agree. Well, I'm not saying it's not better. Mike, you're just not good at the sound effects. No, I'm really good at them. Stick with the characters. Well, you've been taking all those too, man. Come agree. Well, I'm not saying it's not better. Mike, you're just not good at the sound effects. No, I'm really good at them. Stick with the characters. Well, you've been taking all those too, man.

Come on, back off my stuff. Over that fence. Play that again. I made three new ones tonight. Yeah, so just to recap, Tammy Dong who sells long tongs. Who are the other two? Huh? Oh, the soup guy's son? son yeah and then who was the third one um i can't remember he's back there somewhere though spring break tapes thanks for doing the

intro um they just put out a fucking killer tape by peter chris who's one of the dudes in german army and it's a fucking insane release there's something about it on the website read it up on that uh everyone should now have everyone all the donators should now have their Dame Patterson tapes and tabs out shirts uh we're down to like we have like two extra shirts left to order I think like an extra large and a large or something like that such a killer tape I need an extra large and a large or something like that. Such a killer tape. I need an extra large still. Yeah, man. You still need one? Yeah, it is a great tape.

You'll grab it then. So we only have a large. But we're going to get more made, and I think on some color shirts. Oh! Getting fancy. Fancy, fancy. Cha-ching!

But let's end it up here. On Gossamer City Records, CRX091081gb's becoming the camera camera said what is that word camera camera lights camera action episode 71 thanks for listening well this is hot why am i thanking you, you should be thinking me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.