Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #74 | 11.08.15

Episode Date: November 8, 2015

Shingles, Kokum, Wolf Eyes, Ben Bennett, Tendencies, Kalou, ƸC†OPL∆SM, Long Distance Poison, Hillboggle, Spencer Owen, Bastian Void, Moody Marlin, Introvert, Hollowfonts, and Rotters.

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They sell blanks. They do it all over there. Jewel cases? I believe it's pronounced Duplication.ca. Really? Jewel cases I believe it's pronounced Duplication.ca Really? If you need some jewel cases Oh If you want to make some

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since he's a giant, his foot is about the size, his toenail is about the size of a cassette. So if you never get to see Dave's disgusting feet. It's about that color and about that size. It's about that color and about that size. It's more like a Fritos scoop. Oh, man. In texture and color, I would imagine.

Now I'm just wondering what sauce it comes with. I'm hungry, yeah. Well, you scoop it with it. But Duplication.ca um they have a lot of blend like their their selection of shell colors and naroko cases is pretty sick i'd like felt you guys what do they got well you got a laptop and everyone listening this probably has some sort of laptop or a device that can get on the internet so go bing duplication.ca and then i want you to click on Cassettes, and then I want you to click on Cassette Selection Guide.

And I want you to peruse here. They got... I really like the Campfire cassette. What's the Campfire cassette? I haven't seen that. It's like a translucent orange shell with a gray liner in it. Leader or liner?

The liner. Yeah, not the leader. They got these mustard cassettes with the red leader. It looks real nice. That gets you going. Electric blue. That's a nice one. Brick red. These are all really nice. Yeah, lots of the steampunk copper. You don't see a lot. Oh, this clear one with all the red innards is nice.

Actually, we have a tape around here somewhere. It might actually be right here. How convenient. That tape right there. Oh, what? It doesn't say that thing. The petrified heart of an air well tape. On, I'm going to say it.

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I wouldn't get this scuffed. I'm going to put that back. I like that they have these glitter tapes. I'd wear that with a fresh pair of Jordans. Oh, hell yeah. I wouldn't get this scuffed. I'm going to put that back. I like that they have these triple hide and rocker cases, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm dropping everything. Scroll down to the glitter tapes. I know. They have these glitter tapes.

And we've gotten a few of these in the mail from people. Oh, that's where they... Yeah, it's like clear cassettes with glitter inside of them. Turn your fan off. It's messing up my bandwidth. Ramming my bandwidth. Quit ramming me with the bandwidth. Yeah, these tapes that have

glitter inside of them. They're beautiful. That was a joke. You can turn it off. No, I want it off. It's nice. Man, they really do have a wide selection. There's a shitload of stuff here, right? And also, the Noroco cases, most places you go to,, most places you go to,

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that are like... They have half white one. Yeah, with a red leader. But the Noroco cases, they have them with pink backs and yellow, red, blue. Shit, you're not going to find it. Like, the selection is nice. Turquoise see green, too.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, that matches the tabs out and soaking wet cassette. I believe Sweet 309 did a Tiger Village tape with those turquoise-backed Noroco cases. Turquoise-backed Noroco cases. Yeah. Also, I noticed that their shell imprinting, you know, like, a lot of times the shell imprinting has, like, the little border. You can't go that close to the middle or that close to the outside.

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See ya! And you're listening to the words on... I mean... I mean the... And you're listening to the Tabs Out Podcast. Thank you. getting abducted tabs out let is that podcast episode number 74. No, Joe, that's not a funny number. Gotcha, Joe. Dave, was that your music on the intro there again? Yeah, a little bloopy bloops. What?

I like that you've been doing that. Yeah, I think I'm going to do it every time now. Every time. Every time. Every time. I like that. Scott Schultz there from Words on Sounds doing a little goof intro. He was like, you're listening. Excuse me.

He was like, no, he was much more professional than that. He was like, you're listening to Words on Sounds. Psych, I razzed you. Tabs out. Joke! What was that first one you had, Dave? What was that one that slipped? Joke! That was the one before you had, Dave? What was that one that slipped? Joke!

That was one before that. We'll hear it later. Dave, just relax. Exactly. How's everyone feeling tonight? I'm feeling great. Are you feeling good? I feel alright. You look good.

You look great, Dave. You look like a whole new man. I wasn't going to say anything, but you look great. I like that new balloon you got hanging from the microphone there. Yeah, thanks. I like it too. You want like a whole new man. I wasn't going to say anything, but you look great. I like that new balloon you got hanging from your microphone there. Yeah, thanks. I like it too. You want to hear it? Ew.

Joe loves it. That's gross. So who wants to start out tonight's episode? Who wants to do it? Joe B., why don't you start? I'll do it. Ilias the Beekeeper. Oh, he wasn't here last time.

Where were you? Where were you for episode 73? What was I doing? You left us with John Pyle. It was too scary. Way too scary. I didn't know what he was going to do. Oh, it was Florida Dave's annual bonfire.

Oh, okay. Oh, the Florida Dave annual bonfire brought to you by Florida Dave's Bonfires. Yeah. Creator of Florida Dave Bonfire. What do you got? How do you want to start this off? I'm going to start out with that new shingles tape that Jesse put out. Oh, I like that.

I like this one. In a doom mood. Too short. Am I only going to play for this one? Yeah, it is too short. Too short. No, no, not that kind of dick. It's funny because someone like me who has basically no talent whatsoever,

and this guy records this killer fucking tape. Jesse DeRosa, who runs Baked Tapes and is half of the Grasshopper duo, records this fucking sick tape where he shreds EVI over MF Doombeats. And I'm here like, not enough of it. I mean, there's not enough of it, though. I'd like a little more. I'd like a little more. Now, I'm not going to be able to do anything like it.

But maybe you could have spent a little bit more time to make me happy. How long is this tape? It's a C20, right? Well, I think it repeats on... Yeah, it's one-sided. This is the only... Well, this is actually the only time I was happy

it repeated on the B side because... Because you want to listen to the whole thing again? Well, there's that, but I played it... When I played it on the A side, my you want to listen to the whole thing again? Well, there's that. But I played it, like when I played it on the A side, my copy, the left channel is like, it's silent. What?

I was like, oh, fuck, it's a bad dub. But then I turned it over and it was the same thing just on the B side. But both channels were on it. Oh, all right. I was happy about that.

That's pretty good. Actually, he refers to it as an encore presentation. The B side. Oh. It's not side A repeats on the b-side it's an encore presentation i like that it's pretty good this tape is fucking so good man yeah it's killer as soon as i listened to it i was like this is blowing my mind and this is part of like he's doing that series like archival symmetries where he's releasing a cassette every month for a year on like uh you know on nine nine ten ten eleven eleven twelve twelve one one two two right um and this is the second one i believe

he told me he was gonna send a copy of it to stone's throw but he was afraid that they'd send him like a too scary yeah don't do that yeah so because they'll definitely you know what they probably would no i think they'd be fine with it yeah i think so too because it's like the mf doom beats are awesome, but they're awesome because he sampled old soul and whatever records. You better hope they don't catch wind of it. Exactly.

This is like double sampled. It's blowing my mind. Only 33 copies of this. It was inspired by that Mark McGuire tape where he rips guitar over Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. I never heard that tape. I know Matthew Regula has a copy of it in his bedroom. Is it instrumentals to Bone Thugs-Harmony or with the vocals?

I don't know. I think it's instrumentals. I think. I never heard it, though. I've seen it. And if you boys want to pull off a heist, we can scale up to the third floor of their house. Dave will be in the van. I'll just put the scaffolding there.

I'll get right in. Because Dave's tall. Now I get it. I was like, they're on the third floor of a building, Joe. Wait a minute. Then Dave stands up. Stop ganging up on me! Dave, you are too upset

oh man Soundclip Wars that's the spin off from Tabs Out Soundclip Wars where it's like alright gentlemen you've each picked

five sound clips go and then you just keep doing them back and forth until one of you bows out alright pass me this tape.

Oh, yeah. I like the cover of the mask on it. MF Doom mask with shingles and the MF Doom font above it. That's so good. It's tight. All right. Well, let's get into this. Jesse DeRosa as shingles.

Ripping some fucking EVI over some MF Doombeats on In A Doom Mood C24 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Damn, man. Shingles. Killer. Yeah, that's really good. Holy shit, dude. Well, I'm i'm gonna say that's a good one that's

gonna be like definitely one of the top 10 tapes of the year for me personally we're gonna get personal we're gonna get personal personal hour no that's a fucking tight tape now what's gonna happen next let me explain to you is i'm gonna make a tape of me freestyle rapping over top of that yeah and that's a really good idea. And that's going to take the world by storm. And then you've got to pass it on and somebody else has to add something to it after that. No, it ends there.

It ends there. There's some parts on that when my eyeballs start to hurt, it's so good. It's really good. Alright, Davey Boy, what do you got? Davey boy. Davey boy. He's super tall and stupid.

Davey boy. Keep going. That's all I have to say. I'd say those are the two things that best describe Dave. No. Fuck you. I want to play this Kokum tape. Kokum. Kokum. Kokum. Kokum. Fuck you. I want to play this Kokum tape. Kokum. Kokum.

Kokum. Kokum. You guys like the Beach Boys? You like the Beach Boys? Go down to Kokum. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep going. I like that one.

I like, goodbye, vibrations. We're going down, Having a good time. Vibration. God, I wish the shingles tape was playing right now. That's what should be over top. That's what I'll do. That's what I'll do. Boy Scouts.

That's good. All right, Dave, what do you got? Kokum? Were you ever in the Boy Scouts? No. I like their album Pep Sounds the best. Pep Sounds is good. Yeah.

I like the ones about surfing. Well, we go down to the beach and take the surfboard down. Don't get bit by a crab. That was the lead cutoff of Pep Sounds. Don't get bit by a crab. It's a good one. You know, the crab that they recorded

for the percussion on that with his claws just died last week. What? I didn't know he was going to live that long. Pinchy. Pinchy just died. Pinchy the Pep Boys crab.

You know, I had a hermit crab when I was a kid that disappeared and three months later I found it in the backyard behind the trash can still alive.

I think my parents threw it out. What, really? But it was just like grubbing on trash back there. And he was still alive? Yeah, I brought it in. I was like,

look, I found the hermit crab. He must have like escaped and got into the backyard. And they were like, oh yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, but they definitely like threw away my fucking crab. That's fucked up.

Yeah, that's fucked up. What tape you got? Kokum? Kokum. Kokum. Down in Kokumo. I'm sorry, go ahead. The tape's called

Impressions of... You get there fast and then you take it slow. Gotcha. Impressions of Environment on Baba Vanga. Baba Vanga. Incredible label.

Yeah, man. Joe B. Yeah. I've got a treat for you. What do you got for me? What do you got? Feast your eyes on this window. I already know about this.

What the fuck? Yeah, what is that? That's pretty crazy. This just blew my mind. It's like a little worm. How are they still... What do they do here? For those listening at home...

It's a squiggly line. Yeah, it's the window, the little normally rectangle window that shows the tape in the middle is like a little... No, it's a little sticker on top of it. Wait, let me see. Are you sure? Yep. There's a little crease. Oh, you mother... No, wait a minute. I can't believe you guys didn't see that.

Oh, there is. But how did they make the sticker? Alright, whatever. But it's still, it's really cool. Hold on. Is it? Are you sure? Yes, there's a little... No, no, no, no, no. That's not a sticker. That's like pressed into the plastic. I can peel that off right now if you'd like.

If anyone could peel it off, Joe, it'd be me. Jesus Christ, and I can't do it. No, try to peel it off. Let me see it. I will do ungodly things to you if you can peel that off. Somebody had better do something around here. I can't peel it off. I told you, that's not a sticker on top.

That is, that's a couple wavy lines. The squiggly line is the shape of the window. That's crazy. Let me get, yeah, both of you guys have terrible eyes.

Let me get a look at this. I have glaucoma. Oh, that's, yeah, that's definitely the window. Yeah. No doubt. Yeah, exactly.

That's what we've been saying. That's what we've been saying since the beginning, Dave. Now, let me tell you something that says on the band camp. Tell me something about it. It says professionally duplicated. Duplicated. Here's the kicker.

Uh-huh. Hand-assembled limited edition black cassette. Now, do you think that's like, you know, they mean like, no, they wouldn't mean Home Dub because it's professionally duplicated. So hand-assembled. So do they like 3D print that shell and like put it on there I don't know what does that mean hand assembled

I think it means they just ordered the tapes and they got the tapes all dubbed and then they cut them down somebody stop me I didn't even think about that 77 copies and I believe still available alright

let's get into this Dave, Joe, that's how you do a tape podcast down in Kokomo you get there fast and boy you take it slow oh it's back, nice alright, Kokomo, Impressions of Environment on Baba Bagna. Thank you. so Thank you. so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. oh oh © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so

uh so I'm going to miss you. oh To my mom's house, her basement Alright, knock this shit off Alright I was just getting into it I was taking off my headphones like that was the end Well, the podcast is done Gotta text, boys That was tight, man, that was just getting into it. Coco. I was taking off my headphones like that was the end. Well, the podcast is done. Got to text the boys. That was tight, man.

That was a really tight tape. I was pissed when you grabbed that out of the mailbag last time. Pissed off. Someone sent me this photo today as a text. Oh, let me see it. It's taking a while. Joby, that Chinese food smells like a fart. I was going to say, you've got to throw that away.

That is terrible. I'm going to cover it up. What is this? Like a lady in a sports bra? Then, oh no, sent in error. So sorry. She just sent that to me. Do you know who this is? No, that's why she said sent in error. It's like someone who's lost some weight.

I like how you can... Respond to that. And then she just sent me, oops. Oh no, sent in error. So sorry. Here, throw that away, Dave. Alright, my turn. We gotta remember to take that trash out. I think I'll eat this. Or wait, no, no, no.

Do you want me to throw it in there, Mike? Do not throw it in that trash can. Put it on the side. I should have spoke up. Just put it over there. Let me hold it. For those listening, we're passing it around like lunatics right now. Alright, let's play this. Oh, man, my fingers smell really bad now.

Turn on the fan and blow it like. Oh, God, what was on that? Put the food between the window and the fan and then turn the fan on full blast. I'm just going to take that downstairs in a minute. Let's play this Wolf Eyes tape. Oh, the new one, huh? The new Wolf Eyes tape. I'm a problem, mind in pieces.

They just played Philly the other night, but no one gave me a ride me neither wow wow wow um so i didn't go on third man records is that the third man records sound whenever we play it so well as listeners will know whenever we play a release on third man records dave makes that sound uh but this just came out as, you know, all your standard. Is it a double LP or a single LP? It's probably just a single LP, right? I don't know.

I think so. Yeah, but this is a tight fucking... Do I have reverb too? No. Oh, no. Now do I have it? Nope. God damn it. Always a bridesmaid. I like that you want it so bad.

This is a rock and roll record right here. Yeah. This is straight rock and roll record. I listened to it a little bit at work the other day. I like it. I enjoy it. I like the little bit more you know, crazy stuff a little bit more but I'll take the rock and roll. I'll take the rock and roll every once in a while.

It's still probably weirder than anything than Third Man. I don't know what Third Man I don't know. I don't know. Mumbles over here. Mumbles over here. I'm in an episode

Of Dick Tracy I like the Remember that movie That was a good movie I like that movie a lot With the Who played Dick Tracy What was his name

Warren Beatty Peter Boyle From around here No there's an actor Named Peter Boyle Duh he was in Dick Tracy Alec Guinness Sir Alec Guinness

I want to play The second track Alright do it From this Called Twister Nightfall. Twister Nightfall. Man, I saw Twister Nightfall play back in Scrooges, back in 82. Man, I got my nipple pierced in the bathroom during Twister Nightfall. You saw Twister Nightfall?

At Knucklehead Fish 2015, they played with Tractor Jam. Tractor Jam, they were good. They put out a new LP last year called Neutral. It's good. I like their old stuff better. Reverse and third gear is pretty... Third gear is real good. Second gear is pretty good, too. Neutral's alright,

but I like their old stuff better, I think. It's all named after the... Yeah, man. I like that. It's Tractor Jam. They do it up, man. It's crazy. I'm wolf eyes i'm i'm a problem mind in pieces cassette you like ghost motor i like goat uh don't cook the gizzard they're playing uh uh 2016 that's good uh knucklehead 2016 is jam-packed yeah man i like that critterbone headlining the main stage. Who else is playing?

Let's just do that. Never mind. We're not going to play the Wolf Eyes tape. Ghost Motor. Ghost Motor's playing. Okay. Who else? Obama jerky.

Jerky. I don't know about that one. That's controversial. Yeah. I got to let that one stew before I know how I feel about it. Well, you know, ruin our industry. Wait. Is Hillbilly Noise, like, is it our industry. Wait, is hillbilly noise... Is it also very conservative? Oh, sure.

Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. We cut loose that way. That's how we cut loose. That's how we cut loose. So what kind of suppy-sized music goes on at Knucklehead Fest? You know, we're talking about coal mining and shit.

Okay. All right. All right, wolf eyes. I am a problem. I'm in pieces. music goes on at knucklehead fest you know talking about coal mine and shit okay all right all right wolf eyes i am a problem i'm in pieces Your head is swimming Your head is dry Just wait Sleep on today This is the end I said

This is the end Yeah Ooh So many times I take a seal Burn the crew, let the blood spill The wind of hell's been fiddling still The lights have seen the bombshell clear I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure. I'm sorry. Just wait, sleep on today Don't disturb my understanding This is a problem

This is a problem I'm coming to you It's been a life since you were a child I'm not afraid of the world For me, it's the end I'm not afraid of the world Just wait, sleep on today And it's time to sleep And it's time to sleep And it's time to sleep Thank you. Wolf eyes. Wolf eyes.

Talk to me about this pyramid scheme later. The track Twister Nightfall. Second track on the A side of I Am A Problem Minding Pieces on Third Man. Now, that's good hillbilly noise. They used to call that trip metal back in the early 2010s. That's good. Hillbilly noise is good. You get a good oil can you can beat on.

That crazy Jim beats on that oil can. Y'all like rag dirt? Rag dirt's good. Their old stuff's good. They put out a good floppy disk one time I listened to. I think everyone good their old stuff's good they put it they they put out they put out a good floppy disk one time i listened to everyone likes the old stuff better well the old hillbilly noise the new stuff you know once once obama once you figure out he's gonna leave office they they didn't have the heart in it anymore there's nothing to be mad about it peaked around bangazi

hillbilly noise around bangazi is really good y'all like rain barrel rain barrels all right i like their older stuff hooten holler hooten holler is real good ho Benghazi is really good. Y'all like Rain Barrel? Rain Barrel's all right. I like their older stuff. Hooten Holler. Hooten Holler is real good. Hooten Holler's real good, but I like their older stuff. Hooten Holler. I like the stuff from 2003. All right.

What are we doing? I think we were just going off on Hillbilly News for a while. Why? What did you want to do? It's Joe's turn. Joe, what do you got? Somebody had better do something around here.

I know, right? Do I want to get into this? Yeah, let's get weird. Let's change it up a little bit. Already? Uh-oh. Yeah, I just want to do it now.

I thought we were going to wait on that. Joe's just going to let loose. To my next turn? I just want to say I think out of complete... We'll do it on my next turn. No, you can do it now. I just want to wait on it? Joe, just go out and lose. To my next turn? I just want to say, I think out of complete... We'll do it on my next turn. No, you can do it now.

I just want to say before we get into it, being completely transparent, I don't want to feel like I'm lying to our listeners, to our podcast listeners. I think everyone should know that we ate that Chinese food during that tape, and it was not a good choice. It was all right. No, that was really...

My fingers are normally slippery, but right now, they're really greasy right now. It's a total disgrace. It feels like I have honey on them. They're sticky? Yeah. I don't know, man. Why'd you eat it with your fingers? I had a fork.

I didn't. Just holding the bottom of it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's filthy. All right. What do you got? Go, boy! Let's get into that. Let's get into that.

I'm ready. All right. You ready? I'll never truly be ready, but I'm going to play this new Ben Bennett tape. Down to Earth. We just saw Ben Bennett. We did. He killed it.

Yeah. When he threw the thing in the air, and it was like... I missed that. No, he threw a cymbal in the air. Or not a cymbal. It was something little that he was banging on. And then he threw it in the air. And it was like...

Oh, it made noise? Yeah, yeah, yeah. While it was in the air? While it was in the air. Oh, tight. It was pretty cool. He was playing drums, man. It was...

Get out of here. It was crazy. Blow it out your ass. Blow it out your ass. Blow it out your ass. You don't like his drumming. Blow it out your ass. No, he's a fucking incredible drummer.

He played with Jack Wright. And I forget the other guy's name. He played guitar. Jimmy Two Jackals. Jimmy Two Jackals. I wish I... Apologies to that fella. Well, anyway, so he had a double tape.

It's called Down to Earth. A double tape. Two tapes. I believe this is recorded on his way to Voice of the Valley. He's driving to Voice of the Valley recording this tape. And it's himself talking into a tape recorder.

According to him, it's an emotionally unstable rant while driving on the highway. That's a quote. Yeah, that's about right. It gets pretty deep. The original audio cassettes were sealed inside a wax sculpture, later to be broken out of the sculpture and played as part of the

You Don't Have to Come installation at Skylab. How do they spell that one word? What word? Come. Good one, Dave. Or Joe. How do they spell it? C-O-M-A.

I don't know. You get a full money-back guarantee from this. I know. He told me if I'm not happy, if this doesn't help me realize self-actualization. If it doesn't propel the listener towards further self-realization. Yeah. Huh. How's your self-realization?

Did you propel towards it? I'm getting there. There's 50 copies Now here's what I can't decide I know you're reaching Like you want me to get hands on I want to hold the tape That's what this means

I put my arm out I'm not sure what I want to play Well give me the tape Do I want to play the A side? Or do I really want to get into like You know C or D Where he's deep into it Oh that's a good question

You know what I mean? Yeah like Because in the beginning He's warming up a little bit Yeah then he gets rock hard right? I kind of want to go I'm thinking he like... Because in the beginning, he's warming up a little bit. Yeah, then he gets rock hard, right? I kind of want to go... I'm thinking he goes... Put me in the deep end, Joe.

I'm thinking he goes right into it, though. Yeah, put me in the deep end. All right, let's go. You put me in the deep end? I want to go right in the deep end. Side three. Oh, that's a nice champagne. And then now you can hold it.

Now you can hold it. I think it's a Merlot. So it's like an... He uses like an old ass double cassette The Big Macs The side by sides But there's just that one J card Just the one J card of a little cartoon of him

Driving a car You don't think so? You think it's just someone else? Down to Earth it's called Alright we're going to get into this What's he doing? I'm just kidding That looks just like him look at his fingers Alright well let's get into this. What's he doing? I'm just kidding. I was just like, that looks just like him. Look at his fingers.

All right, well, let's get into this. Ben Bennett, down to earth. The seaside of a double cassette. Of just him talking, I guess, right? Yeah, just him talking. I haven't heard him yet. I'm talking into the damn tape recorder. You're the one who's getting worked up and not in the moment

because you're attaching some kind of meaning to my words that you're perceiving. You're perceiving meaning that doesn't exist. This is just sound. This is just sound coming out of a fucking speaker. I'm not even talking. There's just some fucking sounds coming out of a goddamn speaker. And you're getting all fucking worked up about it. And even if I was right there, saying this right in your goddamn face, there wouldn't be any fucking meaning to any of this except what you attach to it. It's your fucking fault. All this shit is your fucking fault. All your unhappiness is your goddamn fault. And maybe you were expecting some shit from this tape to make you think about something

in a different way or make you feel some kind of enlightenment or at least distract you or something. But here you are. You're fucking stewing in your own goddamn juices. God. I think it's turning out to be a pretty good tape. I like where this is going. But if I start to like it too much, then usually it starts to suck. Maybe I'll even make more than one copy of it.

I don't know. I don't know yet. I don't know if I will make just one cassette copy or multiple cassette copies or make a digital copy or put it on the Internet. I don't know. Don't try to... Don't try to... Don't... Don't categorize this as poetry. I'm not a poet.

And it's not... It's not word... Hello again. So here I am in the truck driving to West Virginia. I'm in West Virginia, actually. Getting closer to my destination going camping. And this is the second tape I've recorded on the drive so far today. We're just starting out here on tape number two. And I'm feeling pretty productive today. Originally I was feeling pretty bad about not staying home and practicing music. But I had the social obligation to go camping in West Virginia for my friend's birthday.

So I told myself as I was getting ready to go today that I'll make this into producing some art or music. And since I'm historically a musician, I think we'll stick with that as a label for what this is that you're hearing. It's music, okay? It's not words. It's music. I'm an avant-garde drummer,

and that's what I'm doing. I have taken the reductionist tradition to such an extreme that I don't have any drum or drumstick, but my percussion instrument is my vocal cords, because I'm so reductionist. And I have removed my own preferences and desires and tastes from my music, the sounds of my music, to be dictated only by the random thoughts that happen to sound like words that come out of my mouth. Ben Bennett. Whew. Doing some avant-garde drumming. Yeah. Something to think about.

That wasn't weird. None of us thought that was weird. You don't have to kill us. So, everything's fine. I thought it was really good. That's what I'm planning on this podcast. Something to think about. That wasn't weird. None of us thought that was weird. You don't have to kill us. So everyone's fine. I thought it was really good. That's why I'm playing it on this podcast. I thought it was really cool.

I would do that too. I have done it. No, actually, I've never done it before. It's the best idea ever. No one's ever done it. 50 copies of that. I'm not sure if it's

still a bit available. I don't want my money back. No? Did you propel towards full getting that further self-realization no it doesn't say full self-realization it just says further well he's not the end no you know he's a step he also ben does that uh if you go to sitting and smiling dot com he uh he creates no that's not weird either that's not weird either he creates very

normal youtube videos where he just sits. Tutorials, right? Tutorials, basically on how to sit and how to smile for like four hours in complete silence. Yeah. It's just something that you and I would also do that if we had the time. Yeah, I don't even know what we're talking about. I don't know why. It's totally so normal. Yeah, it's like bringing up

he also goes to like the bathroom. It's like, yeah, obviously. That's another perfectly normal thing. Yeah. Alright. Dave, up he also goes to the bathroom. It's like, yeah, obviously. That's another perfectly normal thing. Yeah. All right. Dave, what do you want to play? It's my turn. It could be.

Let's change gears. Oh, you don't have something just like that? You don't have something. We're going to change gears? In the same tone of the same musical vibe? I've got a couple of things. You got hillbilly noise? Oh, I got plenty of hillbilly noise.

What tapes do you have? I'm going to play this recent one that came out on Orange Milk. Show me the money. Tendencies. I like that cover. Yeah. It's a good tape. Waterbed, it's called.

Waterbed. Excellent name. Excellent name. That's a good project name. Waterbed is so good. I think you've said that before, actually. Joe, weren't you talking about getting a waterbed? No, never once in my life.

I feel... Never mind. It's been somebody else. It's a sandbed, Mike. I said it's like a waterbed. A sandbed? Yeah. Is that real?

No, I'm just riffing on that. I feel like that could be a real thing. No, I think that's a real thing. If you like, you know, if the, like whatever the casing of the sand is, is like really good. Thicker thin, what is really good for you? Well, like so it doesn't leak. Good seams. Oh, good seams, yeah.

You don't want a good seam. Yeah, you don't want to go, you don't want a sand leak. You ever see sand leak? That hillbilly, good. I like their earlier stuff more, but sand leakak is good. He'll be a little noise. Sand Leak. Is it Sand Leak like sand is leaking? No, no.

It's like a leak that comes in the sand. I don't like to think about it too much. This tape came out on Orange Milk in a batch with Larry Wish, Man Made Hill, and Gia Salton, which are three other great fucking... They're up there on the which are three other great fucking...

They're up there on the shelf. Three other great tapes. And I think this is, like... I'm going to say the best artwork for orange milk, this batch, that I've seen in a while. I like... Yeah, this... I haven't been too into, like, a lot of the recent stuff. This inside.

But this batch is tight. That's pretty awesome, that little logo. That is tight. I feel like I'm at the max. Yeah, exactly. Just getting a burger after school with a milkshake. They also just released some hijinks. New tapes? What kind of hijinks?

All kinds of stuff, man. I'm going to take Adderall and I'm going to study really hard. A giant claw and a Seth Graham tape also just came out on orange milk after these tapes those tapes i just mentioned but you're going to play this tendencies tape this is brandon smith is the fellow's name who does this project oh i like this blue imprinting on this pink shell that also looks like you're at the max look at that oh yeah that's like up on the max it's like it's like milkshakes half off.

This is nice. This is beautiful looking. Keith Rankin and Seth Graham both do artworks after this label. And it's always purdy. It's always purdy. Alright, let's do it. Let's do this. I like this cover.

There are a lot of flying people. Well, just two. That Larry Wish tape has a... Grab that off the shelf real quick. I want Joe to see that. Go to my orange milk section. It's way up there. What's way up there to you, Dave? You're a giant.

What a trash. Did you see what Dave said to you? Not that one. The Larry Wish tape. I want to see the Larry Wish tape. This is one of my favorite covers on the label. Oh, wait. I have a theory.

Let me see this. When we went to the moon. Do you think... You see how you can't... You see how this kid is diving head first into this orange peel and crumbling sphere? Yeah. It's like that's what it is. And I like how...

I know where you're going with this. Shut up. But before you say it, I want to say... Never mind. Go ahead. Yours is better. So go ahead. I know what you're going to say. but before you say it, I want to say it. Never mind. Go ahead. Yours is better. I know what you're going to say. He's jumping into that. Notice how his hands aren't visible? I wonder if that's what he's jumping into.

The cover of this Tennessee thing. He's jumping into the Lawnmower Man virtual reality. In the Larry Wish tape, there's a kid, nice denims on, nice white sneakers. Does he have a black leather jacket on? nice white sneakers, right? Being sucked into... Does he have a black leather jacket on? What's his top like?

He's got a black shirt on. He's diving forward facing me, so I can see it. I can feel it. Yeah, he's getting sucked into an orange thing. Vortex. Yeah, exactly. Bricks coming out of it. And then on the Tenancies tape, it's a virtual reality head.

And the Larry Wish tape is dark, and this one's real light with clouds. It's like he's coming through with another sign. What else came out in that batch? In that vortex? No, no. What else came out in this batch of tapes? Man Made Hill.

Do you have that, too? Yeah, that's up there, too. Let's see what that looks like, because it could continue the story. Oh, shit. I didn't tell him. I'm rock hard. Grab that.

Are we really cracking the Vinci code? Yeah. Or does this look like nothing else? Let's see. I think this is how his day started, and that's why he's running away. No, that's him through the other side. The Man Man Hill tape, that's him through the other side. All right.

Now I think we're really... This virtual reality eventually turns into that. He made a bad choice grab the GS Alton tape I'm not going back up there he's not going back up Mike not going into the stacks alright I really want to see how this ends

Dave you are too upset get up there I already know what this looks like and I don't think it's going to work well with the series here Dave just relax eh what do you got

yeah it's just shapes, right? A bunch of shapes. Yeah, just a bunch of stupid fucking shapes. Well, let me see. Maybe those are the shapes that he found that sent him into the vortex. It could be. I think we need to get them all down.

All the entire galaxy. Dave, I'm going to need you to go all the way back. There's obviously... I've probably seen a piece of it. What are you trying to tell us, guys? What are you trying to tell me? What's the code? If you crack the orange milk code,

tweet hashtag orange milk code cracked, tell us what it is to win and... $25,000. $25,000? Wow. You got me intrigued now. I might try to crack this. Christ, Joe.

I don't know if I can pull that. I don't know if I can pay that. I don't know if I can pay that. We can do it. We can do it. No problem. Yeah. We'll sell a couple more t-shirts. Unfortunately, this is not going to fit into our story.

No, it does. Because there's a piece of a different story. There's a map there. I have a whole thing. Put that under a magnifying glass. I have one. I'll get it. Okay.

Let's just play something off this tendencies tape. For the love of God. I have one. I'll get it. Okay. Let's just play something off this tendencies tape. For the love of God. Take it, Joe. Waterbed. Orange milk. Thank you. I want to make you mine I want you just like the show Love is love Love Love and love is love Love

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I like it. When I go for orange milk, I like tight brand orange milk. Waterbed cassette and orange milk. While we were playing that, someone threw a brick through our window with a note that said, you're asking too many questions. Back off. I guess this orange milk thing goes all the way to the top. All the way to the top.

It goes all the way to Obama. I'm not fucking with it. Like helicopters? Yeah, I don't want them showing up, man. Get out of here. Whose turn is it? Is it my turn already? It's yours already.

It's your turn. So when you said you were going to change it up, Dave, you thought that was like a different tone than the Ben Benet tape? Yeah. Okay, I can kind of see that. What do I want to play? The tempo is a little different. I'm trying to decide, do I want to play? The tempo's a little different. No, I'm... I'm trying to decide, do I want to stay... I'm going to stay in your zone.

You're going to stay in my zone, huh? I'm going to stay in your zone. With this... The Dave zone. I'm going to stay in the... Give me some reverb, motherfucker. The Dave... God damn it, you pranked me.

The Dave Zone. Too scary. I'm going to play this. When you go in the Dave Zone, you can... We're the Beach Boys. Watch television. Whatever channel you want.

How do you think you say that? Kalau? What is that? Scrapbook. 2008 to 2014. Other word. Oh. 30 out of 50. Okay.

How do you think you say that, Dave? Kalal? Hmm. K-A-L-O-U. See, what I did was there were other things on the cover. Other different words that I said. Different words. And I repeated those.

Kalal tape. Scrapbook. 2018. But that wasn't what Mike wanted me to do. Now this tape came in the mail and like In the mail. In the mail. And I'm looking at it.

Old school. And like, you know, I wasn't that into the cover art. Nah. Nah. Kind of like, you know, it's got like some pictures cut out. Somebody drinking something. Little kid writing something or whatever. A couple different colors and stuff.

Whatever. Blow not your ass. I'm looking at this tape colors and stuff. Whatever. Blow it out your ass. I'm looking at this tape going, scrapbook, blow it out your ass. Enter Richmond Recording Company number one. Get out of here. Blow it out your ass. The whole time I'm like that. That went on for literally three and a half hours.

Just pacing back. What is this? Blue on the top, pink on the bottom. Get out of here. But something compelled you to just keep looking at it. But I played this tape and it is a fucking burner. A lot of sick samples. A lot of stuff. Dave's going to be booty popping this whole tape, by the way.

I can't wait to get Dave moving. It's already too scary just thinking about that. I'm pretty good at that. But I'm going to play like... A pretty good booty pop. I don't know. Maybe three, four tracks. I've got it queued up here where there's one. There's one.

Maybe we'll play three, and the one right in the middle is my favorite. Oh, boy! All right, let's get into this. Kal-El, Scrapbook, 2008 to 2014 cassette. Show me the money. In a Richmond recording company. Blunt Address. Thank you. Thank you. This life, burning, so moving and swinging.

Burning, this burning, this burning, this burning, this burning, this burning, this burning, this burning, this burning, this burning, so moving and swinging. Thank you. Grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harp Daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Turn off the lights And I blow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage Watch a chump like a candle Dance

Corrosion speaker that moves I'm killing your brain Like a poisonous mushroom Deadly When I play a dope melody Anything less than the best Is a felony Love it or leave it

You better can't wait You better hit bulls How the kid don't play If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it. Yeah, that was crazy. I'm so excited. Cal-oo. I'm a little ice. Yeah, that was crazy. I got this head buckled.

Kalu. Are we back? Yeah. That was fucking in it, right? Yeah. That should come with a beach towel. Hi. How.

After the vanilla ice. Oh, man. How'd it go, Joe? Hi. Oh. Ooh. The wolf man bringing us into the midnight hour There's some Velvet Underground mixed in on there too

Oh nice That tape is so fucking good I like it a lot I like it a lot And I don't know if it's still available But everybody's got... You can ask Jeeves. He's kind of like a man serving up the web.

And he'll get anything you want for you. Jeeves from Ask Jeeves was original. He was in the Beach Poings. He was an original member of the Beach Poings. Do they have a bank in? Yeah, they have a bank in. You can download anything you want from them. Download.

My turn. Stop being... Stop all the downloading. How many downloads can you put on a laptop? Two. How many sublime MP3s can you have? Six. Go.

How much does Slimer weigh? I keep going until I get a laugh, boys. That's how that works. What do you got? This is ectoplasm tape on hacktivism. Ectoplasm. Oh, I know what this is. Hand me the...

This is part of their... This is number two of their like vhs series or whatever how do i mail a worm something not mail i thought you were saying mail a worm but you're mailing a worm something so you're trying to get something to the worm but they don't have addresses in their dirt holes do i just put worm I grew up with and I think it died in fourth grade when I jumped on

my pogo stick and it'll get to it somewhere? Why am I wearing my jewel CD? Yeah, this comes in these like, not O cards

because they're closed on one end, but like these paper, oh, you know what? I'm a fucking idiot. It's like the thing that VHS tapes came in. That's exactly what it is.

It looks just like a VHS. You know, they didn't do the thumb tabs. Most of those had thumb tabs. I like to see also little Disney cases. Besides the one tape. You know how Disney VHSes come to the oversight? Yeah, I like just one, just one. Just one. That holds a little cassette.

They make those, don't they? Oh, you can get anything made you want. 3D printing, Joe. It's the wave of the future. My neighbor has a 3D printer. Are you serious? Yeah. There's so much shit.

I need to talk to him later. This is, you said the second one. Do you know what the first one was? It was your mom. Oh, come on. Fellas. Roasted. That's my new thing.

You're going to roast me? No, that's an expression after I burn you. Okay. You know what I mean? This tape is called Workless Plastic by Ectoplasm. Ectoplasm, the A is a triangle. The T is a cross or something like that Where can I buy a rope box?

Rope box Oh and if you get a chance Check out Hactivism's website Because it's pretty awesome It looks like an old Mac You know with the turtle that would turn around I like turtles That's what I used the Mac for in like first grade

To make the turtle turn around You would like type in a bunch of stuff and it would make the turtle turn around. You guys didn't play that game? No. That was computer class. Sister James Ann taught us how to move that turtle around for like two months. That's all we did was move the turtle around. I never did that shit.

And the screen savers, the toasters would come up. Oh, crazy. I like the toaster screen savers. I like toasters. I saw a toaster screen saver. This is Sam Hatteras. Hatteras. Hatteras.

What'd he do with it? He had it. What'd he do with it? A couple episodes ago, right? Yeah, on the Oxtail, right? On the Oxtail, yeah. Yeah. This is his other project.

This is his other project. Remember when you could buy screensavers in the store? Like, packs of screensavers? No, you couldn't? Yeah. Really? Like, on a disc?

Yeah. You'd pay, like, 20 bucks for, like... 20 bucks? Yeah on a disc? Yeah. You'd pay like 20 bucks for like... 20 bucks? Yeah. That's a good price. That's a good deal for the time. 10 screensavers, yeah. I'd buy screensavers.

Who would buy a screensaver? Like, man, I wish I had more. I'd pay money for something different. They just stand there with their arms crossed looking, I'm done with the fish tank. I've seen all these fish. That one's going to go to the little... These fish look way fish. That one's going to go to the little sailor. These fish look way realer.

It's going to go to the sailor, and then it's going to turn right and go back to the treasure. You see, it just did it. I know the whole pattern. I need more. I need more. You can customize anything. I need to be able to go through a 3D house, goddammit.

Why doesn't anyone let me go through a 3D house? All right, let's play this ectoplasm tape. Let's do it. Hacktivism, VHS series number two. Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There it was. Ectoplasm. Is my microphone off? Yeah.

Mike, what if I said something really good? That was tight, man. I like that. something really good? That was tight, man. I like that. That tape's really good. Yeah, man. Ectoplasm. Spelled all weird. Worthless plastic on hacktivism.

Alrighty, Dave. What do you got? Something in my throat. A bad taste in his mouth, evidently. Looks like Dave swallowed a weasel. Dave, you swallowed a weasel again? Yeah, my Dave swallowed a weasel. Dave, you swallowed a weasel again? Yeah, my asshole swallowed a weasel.

Dad, that's three. Swallowed a weasel blade, man. They played, oh, they were really good. They played a back chain really good.

Made good hillbilly noise. Long distance poison. Ah! Ah! Oh, man! Does that happen every time you say that? Hold on. Say that name again.

Long-distance poison. What a weird glitch that every time you say that. Is it just you or is it anyone? What if I say it? Try it. Long-distance poison. Huh. Weird.

Joe, you say it. You say it. Long-distance poison. Huh. Weird. Joe, you say it. You say it. Long distance poison. Let me try again. Long distance poison. Mike, go. All right, let me try. Long distance poison.

Oh, man. Close. It's just not the same. It sounds better. I want it to do like you guys do. I want to be part of the gang. Yeah, you got to practice more. Quit ganging up on me. You can't just learn how to do it overnight.

It takes a lot of practice. You got to take classes. You got to get your degree. What kind of classes? Hmm? Vocal coaching classes. Yeah. Okay.

It's about how you're saying it. How are you saying it? What are you doing that's so special? I'm saying long distance poison. Yeah, it's really easy. Let me hear you say it one more time. Long distance poison. All right, I got time. Long distance poison. Alright, I got it.

Long distance poison. Oh, come on! I feel like I'm saying it just like you guys. Just like you fellas. You're not doing it right. I feel like I'm part of the gang. Long distance poison. See the difference?

No, to be perfectly honest, I don't. Man, you're so stupid. Now, let me hear you say it, Joe. Huh? I'm not saying it anymore. Play the tape. I don't think you, you're so stupid. Now, let me hear you say, Joe. Huh? I'm not saying it anymore. Play the tape. I don't think you can really hear yourself well. I'm going to play...

Let me hear you say it. Long Distance Poison. Ah! Ah! Oh, man! All right, let me see that Long Distance Poison tape. Ah! Oh, come on.

You're so bad. I really thought that time. I said it just like... What if... Can we say it at the same time? Just so I can feel like it's happening. You can't do that. Do it.

It's dangerous. One, two, three. Long distance poison. It was just Dave. What did you say at the same time? Okay, I'll try now. Ready, go. All right.

One, two, three. Long distance poison. How do we get it to stop? How do we get it to stop? How do we get it to stop? It goes on forever. You cross the stream. All right, so you're going to play this Long Distance Poison tape that you put out, huh? Pretty self-serving.

Yep. It's a tape I put out. Let me see it. Have you not seen it yet? No. I put them in the bag. I didn't look at them. This tape is called Perfect Weather.

I love Perfect Weather. Dave, I got to say. It's my favorite type of weather. Oh, yeah. Perfect. There's nothing better. No, I like it to be something a little bit wrong with it somewhere. Your artwork, Dave, your artwork for these tapes is glorious.

I love it. My favorite style. I save all tape labels going right now. 2AM tapes. These little machines that you draw are just... They make me laugh. You know, we need more... I like this cactus scene.

You like that? You know my favorite thing... I like the one with the red tip. For those who haven't seen Dave's artwork, it's like little, very colorful, vibrant, tiny drawings of normally machines, but it seems like this time you went off the beaten path there.

A little bit, yeah. But these little worlds, these little fantasy lands. It reminds me when I was a kid, there was a show on TV, on public access or whatever, a drawing show but it wasn't uh it wasn't did they draw like uh like space like crafts and stuff i just remember at

the end it was this huge drawing that he would add to at the end of every show and it would be like shit like this like it'd be like a little weird village thing with like tubes and then little yeah i remember that i used to watch it all the time. That was crazy. It was awesome. Yeah. One of my favorite things about Dave's tapes here are your logo. It's a little clock radio on the back, a little tape player with a clock that says 2 a.m., but there's always something a little special on top of them, and they're always different.

It's different for each person. It's different for each tape. Like on yours, Joe, there's a little... Oh, he just put it out here for Joe B as well. There's a little bottle of tattoo ink on it. Yeah, yeah, I like that. And I like that the clock's wet underneath on all of them. They're dripping, yeah.

And on the Mr. Matthews tape, which is the other tape in the batch, there's a little UFO guy just landed on it. Or it's like a novelty toy. It's like a tinker toy, a child's tinker toy. On the long-distance poison, poison is a little cactus in a pot. A spiky kind. Oh yeah, definitely a spiky one. Actually, I think all cactus might be spiky.

Yeah, it's a little boner. What's the color of this tape? Yellow. What's the color of the tape on the back in the logo? Six. The tape's also yellow. Now look at this long distance poison tape. Make it so.

Nope. God, now it's getting worse, I feel like. All right, that's the same. It's orange and orange. Now look at yours. He fucked it up. Oh, you... Send these back to the plant and have it redone.

Dave. The tape's pink. I almost colored a man all pink by hand. Dave, you are too upset. You put a little piece of pink paper on it, like construction paper. Do you mind? Samples have a little bit of reverb. Yeah, I think they do.

Dave, you are too upset. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I kind of like it that way. Where's that coming from? I don't know. Who knows? I like it. Oh, shit.

I got reverb on your channel. Turn that off. So this is your new batch, Dave. You just put it on 2AM. It's 2am this is number 10 11 and 12 the long distance poison tape

the Joby tape and the Mr. Matthews tape good group of people there you got all buds I'd team up with them for a take a basketball team

what do you got there let me see this little ghost behind the little mountain is he getting sucked into something? No, I think he's like, hey! Hi, guys!

He photobombed the shit out of that. You guys want to buy a Sublime CD? No? Okay, I'll get you on the way back. Bye! Bye! You guys need some long tongs? All right, let's get into this. Who are we playing here?

Long Distance Poison. Long Distance Poison. Ah! Oh, man! tongs all right let's get into this who we playing here long distance poison one of these is like one of those from the perfect weather cassette on 2 a.m Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. long distance poison. I almost forgot to put my headphones on. Oh, you goofball. You turkey. Who's goofing over here? How come you said the name and it didn't make that sound? What name?

Is it over now? That's because I said you turkey afterwards. Yeah. Oh, that negates it? See, you don't even know the basic rules. And you're trying to learn how to do it already. Well, I like to jump right into something. You're so stupid.

Well, that can be debated. I think we can go back and forth on whether or not I'm stupid all day, Joe. All right. My turn? Yeah. Dave, how many of those did you press or have dubbed? 50. 50 of each?

50 of each. Yes. Get them while they're hot. How are they selling? Good? Yeah. Doing pretty good? Doing alright. Could be doing better is what Dave's saying. Xperia Media will have some copies. I think we've got like six or seven of the Mr. Matthews left. Nice.

Get on that. Xperia Media will have some soon. And artists also will have their copies. Joe B. You'll have your copies. Joe B's got his copies here. I got my copies. Look at them all.

They're so glorious. All right, my turn. Take them home and roll with them. Put them in the bed and roll with them. Oh, I'm definitely going to throw them all over. Throw them all over. $100 bills, yeah. When I get home.

With or without the cases? Yeah, with the case. I've thrown everything. I would just throw the tapes. So you get home. With or without the cases? Yeah, with the case. I would just throw the tapes. So you'd take all the tapes out of the cases? I'd take all the tapes out. I'd line them up. I want just the J cards. Just the J cards?

Yeah, I like it nice and soft. They're going to get bent. Some of those might cut you. Okay, I'm going to play a new tape that just came out. No! Tusco Embassy. Tusco Embassy 90. Getting up there'm going to play a new tape that just came out. No! Tusco Embassy. Tusco Embassy 90. Getting up there.

Almost to 100. Maybe they'll do something special for 100. Hillboggle tape. At home with Hillboggle. C20 that just came out in addition to 40 copies. Hillboggle, for those who don't know. I know you fellas know because we saw Hillboggle play last year. I know all about it.

Maybe last year and the year before that or maybe two years before that or something like that. Last two years. Headboggle with his father on banjo. So he's playing the synthesizers and his old man's playing the banjo. And I tell ya.

Makes for a kooky combo. And how they solve crimes I'll never know. But it's fucking tight man. they kill it this tape has like um uh like i guess a practice session or something on one side and then the vov set from last year on the b side but it's a fucking tight it becomes in this like piece of paper that has like a paper band around it and everything's silkscreened and you unfold it to this larger piece of paper. It's fucking nice, man.

Indeed. I wish you could see it. Do you have that one? I just wish you could see it. This might be the only father-son collaboration I'm aware of. Ever? Ever.

I mean, your dad's in like catch with you right i mean they were too busy right because dads were always too busy all right well joe b you don't even know your real dad so you don't even get to be in this conversation how do when did you find out you were adopted at what age six. Is it just from the movies that people think that it's a thing that you like? Like the big they hire from you? Yeah. In real life, you just know. They don't keep that

from you, right? Well, you don't just know. They tell you eventually. I know. It's like you're not born with the information that you were unwanted by your original parents. Jesus Christ. We're getting deep here tonight. You're's get into this really getting into me personally i want to crack that egg i want to see your yoke spill out joe come on let me get inside there stop ganging up on me hillboggle at home with hillboggle c20 tusco embassy show me the money I'm going to go. Thank you. so so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. This is the end. Thank you. Thank you. That's that one.

That one again, Joe. That's effort. That was Tenjo. Hey, I got reverb too. Hillboggle. Now, is that hillbilly noise? No, right? No. Hillboggle from the At Home with Hillboggle cassette on Tusco Embassy. God, you're so dumb.

You can't get anything right. Who are we talking about, guys? Who's dumb? Not me. I'm as cool as they come. Cool as a cucumber. Check me out and I'll be at the produce stand this weekend.

Cool as a cucumber. Whose turn is it? Indeed. Pick me. Joe. All right, I'm going to play this tape by Spencer Indeed. Pick me. Joe. All right, I'm going to play this tape by Spencer Owen. Joe B. Yeah.

Alias, The Beekeeper. I know that guy. Who's Spencer Owen, though? I don't know that guy. Whoa. Oh, I think a light bulb just burned out. That was too scary. That was definitely too scary.

Too scary. I'm freaked out. I think there's a spirit here. Give me reverb, Dave. That was definitely too scary. Too scary. I'm freaked out. I think there's like a spirit here. Give me reverb, Dave. Give me reverb, Dave. It was a night just like this in the Tabs Out studio when it got too scary even for Joe B. Too scary.

Anyway, I think a light bulb went out is what happened there. It was crazy. I thought we were getting bombed. Yeah. It was crazy. It's a weird tinted yellow in this room right now. Yeah, my eyes are having a hard time adjusting. I don't like this. Yeah, it's kind of gross.

All right. Shake it off, boys. All right. This tape by Spencer Owen. Who's Spencer Owenen i don't know denotation on uh stimulus progression stimulus progression hand that over oh yeah you were telling me about this tape yeah this is brian you know covers yeah well not brian you know covers right but it's another green world but yeah but it's not like a cover of that

no it's like uh no it's not a cover. It's like a... Hold on. I got it written down here. It's a conceptual reimagining of it. Oh, okay. So it's inspired by. It's an O2.

Except it's pretty much the album. Is it? Yeah. Edition of 200. This is a tight fucking... But it's... I mean, don't get me wrong. I can't tell what the show color is in the light of this room. Yeah. This of 200. This is a tight fucking... But it's... I mean, don't get me wrong. I can't tell what the shell color is in the light of this room.

Yeah. This is not regulation light. Hold on. Now I need to get my cassette shell... Like your Pantone. My Pantone book. Now this should look like purple 487. It looks like maroon.

Classic maroon. You're such a maroon. You're such a maroon. You're such a maroon. It's funny. He added the letter to moron. I can't tell if the imprinting is green or blue. I'm upset. I'm actually upset.

This might be my favorite Brian Nino record, too. Oh, yeah? Yeah. What, the Spencer Owen version? Another Green World. It is a good one. It's good. Let's play like three cuts from the A side.

I like this artwork, too. It's pretty tight. Let me see that again. They say something about the artwork. They said something. I need to get a light bulb. I'm freaking out. It's based on After Raphael by Tom Phillips.

Ha-ha. Well, let's get into the Spencer Owen tape. Ready? One. It's based on After Raphael by Tom Phillips. Ha ha. Well, let's get into the Spencer Owen tape. Ready? One, two, three. All the clouds turn to words. All the words float in sequence. No one knows what they mean. Everyone just ignores them so Thank you. so Thank you. Brown eyes and I were tired

We had walked and we had scrambled Through the moors and through the briars Through the endless blue meanders In the blue August moon In the blue August moon Over the nights and through the fires In the blue August moon Over the nights and through the fires We went searching down the wires

Through the towns and on the highways Through the storms and all their thundering In the blue August moon In the blue August Moon guitar solo And we rested in the desert Where the bones were white as teaser And we saw St. Elmo's fire Splitting our hearts in the ether In the blue

August moon In the ether, in the blue, August blue In the blue, August blue In the blue, August blue Thank you. so Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Where is this? Right here. Spencer Owen. Spencer Owen. I think that's the second time that we played Brian Eno covers. It was the first time.

I think maybe Tiger Village, there was a Brian Eno cover. Yeah. Was there? I don't remember that. Yeah. I remember a Janet Jackson cover, but that was his other project, right? Wait, what did you say? Brian Eno.

No. Janet Jackson. Long Distance Poison. I can't do it. I can't do it. God damn it, Joe. Wait a minute. You were doing something?

I knew it wasn't natural. I knew that wasn't something that was just naturally happening. We were talking about something else. You SOBs. Blow it out your ass. What was I going to say? What were we talking about? It's Dave's turn.

Did you say Tiger Village? What were we talking about? He said, uh, yeah. He said you're stupid. Say that. No, you're the stupid one. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm giving you a line.

I'm feeding you material here, Joe. Yeah, Mike, you're so dumb. I'm trying to stick with it. Mike is dumb. I am going to play... Ooh. Bastion Void. Bastion Void.

I like that. No Dreams tape on Sixthick. I like that. This is one that came... Did it come out like... Was it last year? Or was it just really early in this year? Can you believe it's November already?

Can you believe it? It's almost Christmas. Can you believe it? The War on Christmas Day. Did you guys watch that new... That new Star Wars trailer? Japanese footage? No, I didn't know.

It's pretty good. Is it? I don't like too much of Spoinglers. I like to go in fresh. Because then you're going to know who Dark Vader is. I know exactly who Dark Vader is. You're going to know who the Ewoks are. What was that?

Did somebody just play a little clip? I think Joe kicked your computer and went, no. No, I hit my knee on it, and I actually went, ah. Oh, that was you. Okay. Because I hurt my knee a little bit. But it's all right. It's not that bad.

What's going on right now? Janet Jackson, Tiger Village. Where were we? We were talking about covers. Check out JanetJackson.com for all covers. We were talking about cover songs. And now I'm going to play a tape. Bastion Boy.

Bastion Boy. Bastion Boy. Sick tape. Bastion Boy. Bastardo. Bastion does this project. Yes. Yes. I knew that to play a tape. Bastion Void. Bastion Void. Bastion Void. Sick tape. Joe Bastardo. Bastion does this project. Yes. Yes.

I knew that. Yes. Correct. Joe Bastardo. Massachusetts dude, right? Yeah, we did a laser focus with him not that long ago. You could check out if you want to hear more about this fella. This is a tape.

Here a little bit. This is on Six Sick. Also Six Sick number 90. What did we just play those number 90 it was that uh tesco tape number nine um and i think this label is either is either done or just on like an extended hiatus and might be done oh really sick sick yeah i love those um what are they fucking called the recipe tapes those are great like i think if you ordered an entire batch you would get a tape of someone like saying a recipe i forgot all about that yeah it was good though it was so awesome yeah we should

listen to that tonight guys we should hang out meet just us yeah just us listen to a tape and then make the recipe together yeah i'll do the chopping this one's an addition it's a good job oh yeah get out here Chop the shit out of it I'd like to see Dave chopping some wood He can do all the kind of cuts What kind of cuts can he do? Mints, long, sideways, crinkle That'd be rock hard, this is too scary

Crinkle cut, yeah I'm real good at that That's hard though, you gotta be careful You gotta move the knife really fast Let me ask you a question Joe Is that your demonstration of something moving fast? Huh? The thing you just did with your arm. Yeah, really fast. The thing I did real fast. Is that really fast to you? Yeah.

The trick to getting that crinkle cut is you just chop down really, really hard with a really thin knife. And when it hits the wood, it goes like Ben Carson stabbing someone in the belt buckle. Gotcha! Gotcha! There he is. It hits the wood. Like Ben Carson stabbing someone in the bell buckle. Gotcha.

Gotcha. There he is. Wait, why is he stabbing someone in the bell buckle? It's political humor, Joe. I don't get that shit. You guys don't get it. I'm like, what? Aw.

All right, so what are we doing? Bastion Void, Janet Jackson, Brian Nino. What are we doing? Tiger Village, Tiger Hatchery. Bastion Void. Hatchers. Mike just threw a bunch of Coke in the bathroom. He said, what are weino. What are we doing? Tiger Village, Tiger Hatchery. Bastian Void. Hatchers. Might just throw a bunch of Coke in the bathroom. What are we doing?

What are we doing? Take one. How many episodes are we doing tonight? One or two. One or two. One or two. You guys are boring. You guys want to play some tapes.

Bastian Void, No Dreams on Sixix. Feel great. you Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. The The The The I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. Bastion Void. Bastion Void. Bastion Void, man. Just sent me into the Bastion Void. Outside Space music. What is Outside Space? DJ Outside Space.

The rock from Slovak coming directly at your speaker. DJ Outside Space. How come you're so much louder? Long distance poison. That's the Wolfman thing, right? You don't pay the bills. DJ Outside Space is your sugar daddy coming at you? Elizabeth Wolfman.

Got that sweet goat milk. Coming in at midnight hour. We're going to listen to some crew. Who's this new man? It's the Wolfman. New Wolfman. I want to move on. Where do you want to go?

I want to move on to this tape. Because this tape is... Dave, play me a few sound clips real quick. Joe B., you want to go outside? Outside space. Play me a few wacky sound clips. Real quick. I don't have any wacky sound clips.

Wackier. Too scary. What tapes do you have? Show me the money. You got me. I'm going to play this Moody Marlin tape Moody Marlin? Sounds like an Archie's comic character You got a tape out of the mailbag last time

By something called Cop Milker Snake Milker What was the tape called? Cop Stripper Which was fucking great So Dave leaves after getting that tape. And I noticed that I have a tape by Moody Marlin on the same label. Pretty All Right is the name of the label.

Oh, that's the name of the label? Yeah. You were like, this is Pretty All Right. No, Pretty All Right is the name of the label. So I'm thinking that was the Cop Milker, whatever, Snake Juicer tape. You can never get it right. Let's see how moody marlin is so i pop moody marlin in and it's you know not too much to talk about it's it's nicely put together here but you know you got a piece of pink paper with something like darkly photocopied onto it you can't really see anything

yellow tape pink label on one side. It looks alright. I pop it in. Oh, boys, this one's wacky. It's like a... Are you ready to go to a wacky place? I'm ready to go. Take me there. I'm buckled in. This is going to propel you to further wackiness.

Moody Marlin. Let's get on the highway. Let me see the name of the tape. I can't see anything. It must be that fan I'll turn it off Yeah It's either the fan Or Mike's computer Oh shit

It's the fan The fan was pretty loud though The computer Well she's been on all night She's getting a little warm Where's your coolant? I'm off that Your computer coolant

It's too much I leave the packs up here And they leak everywhere Tell everybody about Your computer coolant Well I put my computer Up on like You know I lift it up somehow And then I get ice packs the packs up here and they leak everywhere. Tell everybody about your computer coolant. I put my computer up on I lift it up somehow

and then I get ice packs, like a series of ice packs underneath of it so it stays cold because the fan doesn't work anymore. It gets really hot. It starts to smell and gets loud. So, you know, it's a good HP. Top of the line, Windows 7.

I got it set on classic mode so it looks like Windows XP. Little pro tip for you at home. You want a Mike's pro tip? You got Windows 7? Go ahead and set that to classic mode. It'll look just like Windows XP. Alright, I'll see you next

time. So let's pop in this Moody Marlin tape. I'm looking for the the i can't see anything in this room amorphous tabernacle of mildew is the name of the tape uh came out in june on the chicago label pretty all right it's pretty all right number 52 so let's get into this a little bit Thank you. Oh, my God. The End Thank you. I'm a Thank you. so oh And now, the Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I've got to love you I've got to love you, I've got to love you

It's gonna rain, it's gonna rain It's gonna rain, I've got to make you With a cross on my nose and a crystal in my brain I know what we're doing, I know what we're doing is Thank you. Moody Marlin from Immorphous Tabernacle of Mildew cassette on Pretty Alright. That one's pretty fucking nice, man.

It was kooky. It was kooky, man. Looney Tunes. It was loony. Ugh. I like something that's funny. I like something that'll just make you laugh for a little bit.

You're just taking all the stuff that Obama's doing. It's nice to get away from that for a little bit. You know what I mean, fellas? Am I right? You raise an excellent point. Dave, how is that, um,

the, uh, the worm slushy tape? The worm juicer tape? Snake milker. Snake milker. Oh, it's great. It's really good. Is it goofy? Is this a goofy label?

Dave, I want to get the scoop. Is this a... It's pretty all right. A goofy label. Yes. Okay. You just fake me out. Reverb prank.

I was like, he's going to... No. Joe, what do you got? I want to play this introvert tape. You just faked me out Revert prank I was like He's gonna No Joe what do you got I wanna play this Introvert tape Visage On Oh yes

City State tapes City State tapes We played something by them Last time Dave did I can't remember what tape it was It was He's one step ahead of me

It was He's ahead on the trends Yeah Well he's taller So he sees it first So he sees it And he's like Oh what's this?

It's coming from New York City. Sean Connery? Does that sound right? Connery? Something Connery? Sean Connery. I am the last one. He's the dragon.

I'll be back. Give me some reverb. I'll do my Sean Connery. I am the last one. I'll be back. Somebody stop me. That can be only two. Somebody stop me. That can be only two.

Somebody stop me. Connor Waldman. Oh, the Manhattan Waldman. Really? E.T. phone home. It's not remotely. That I am the last one. That's how it goes, right? That's exactly how Sean Connery sounds.

I'll be right back. One million dollars. I am the last one. I'm on the lawn. It's not a tumor. I'm the last one. I'm the last one. I'm the one.

We're gonna need a bigger boat. I am the last one. What are we doing? What are we playing the tape? Is it introvert tape? I want that reverb during all that. Dave, put in reverb in post if you don't mind. Just on me.

Who is introvert? Dennis something. So find him on Facebook at Dennis something. We talked introvert? Dennis something. So find him on Facebook at Dennis something. We talked about this last time around. Somebody stop this. I am the last one. What is the movie where he is the last one? Is he a dragon in it?

It's The Last Dragon or something like that? Yeah. Has anyone seen that? I feel like you would have saw that. I've seen it. I knew you did. Dave didn't though, right? No.

I don't love it. It's okay. Dave, you're growing up you had like dragon heart vhs tapes what were they free willie that's it forrest gump and wayne's world that's all you had i think so yeah huh oh and beverly hills cop three three okay we know we had this conversation before now so bad i I hate three. It's the worst one. I haven't seen it in a long time, actually. It's the one with Wally World, right? Yeah, it's the one with Wally World. I just re-watched one and two.

There's that crazy scene on the Ferris wheel. Oh, yeah. They're spinning around and he's like, I am the last one. That's great. He turns into a dragon. Eddie Murphy turns into a dragon. Hey, he turned into a donkey in Shrek.

I don't see why he can't turn into a dragon. He can do whatever he wants. I love his work. Are we talking about Eddie Murphy? Is there something with Eddie Murphy and feet? Yeah, he likes transvestite prostitutes' feet. Okay. That's very specific.

Wayne's world. Party down. I'm pretty sure he picked up a transvestite prostitute. Let's get into this introvert. Just to give her a ride. Get her through computer college. On City State. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. so so so so Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so The Orbiting Lunar Command

Launching at 10 future hours Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. Blacker than time You look like a man You look like a man You look like a man Thank you. Introvert. I like when he gives them the fruit. He gives them, but he doesn't tell anybody. Introvert. This is Cassette on City State. Killer fucking tape. And that label, we talked about in episode, let's see, what episode number is this? State. Killer fucking tape. And that label we talked about in episode...

Let's see, what episode number is this? 62. 62. 72. So what comes before... No, 74. In episode 73, we played another tape on this label and talked in detail about the artwork and stuff

and how it's really awesome. And you should look for City State tapes. We're not going to do it again. I refuse. Under union rules, we can't do it again. But you can find City State tapes on the internet. On the dot com. What were you going to say?

You don't know what you're talking about, Joe. Dark web. Don't go on that. Tor. What is Tor? T-O-R. I don't know. Dave, what is your computer?

What is that? Dark web. T-O-R. What is that? What is it? I don't know what it is. It's how you access the onions right what is the tour the tour dark web it's what anonymous uses right i have no idea what you're talking

about someone figured out no one knows what you're talking about what's an rss feed i'm not explaining that i don't know what that is either yeah or should we know what that is i've seen that written i've seen d Dave talk about it before an RSS feed and he talks about the other RSS feeds and it's like what's the first one who are the other three what are the other ones

what's an RSS feed I think it's like a message board no it's like how you get podcasts what does that mean? Because I just go to iTunes and I download it. Did I just access an RSS feed? Yeah.

Oh, I did. That's what it is. You're a computer wizard. It's the internet. Dave's a computer. He's such an egghead. It's just like Space Camp Dave. Old Space Camp Dave. Well, an RSS feed. I'm not going to explain an RSS feed on a fucking podcast.

All right. What are you going to play? HoloFonts, I think Dave's going to play. Why are you holding it? Pass it over. HoloFonts. We played a HoloFonts tape before on like what? What label?

Adhesive sounds? Is that who it was? Put out a HoloFonts tape? We played a couple HoloFonts tapes. This one's called Black Breast. I'm getting sleepy. He's getting sleepy on Master Chemical Society.

Talk about that artwork. Yeah, it's fucking, well, in this fucking light, is this gold on black? I think it's gold on black. You can hardly even see because it's, I don't know.

I don't know if you can see it. Yeah, but the artwork, Joby, you're an artist. You went to art school. Describe the artwork. I'm not. Green. It's not green i don't

know what's going oh are you sure oh that's silver on the uh silver on the black shell that looks tight this is this is a nice looking tape indeed who is hollow fonts who does that project hollow and james hollow what's that thing called? What's that called? A more a pattern. Is that what that's called? I don't know. Like the dots against each other. Michael J.

O'Neill. He wants me to talk about the artwork. And then. No, go ahead. Now. Now. Now. Now.

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All right. Well, let's play this tape. This guy is a son of a bitch. Where is it? Oh, here it is. Holo fonts. I forget what hit we played before. But let's play this one now.

Black Brass. A Master Chemical Society. Here we go. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. The The The Thank you. Oh, that was nice. That was fucking tight, Dave. Black breath. Spooky. Too scary almost Joe are you okay?

You're shaking over there No no no I just always shake a little bit Just me Since Since the war I got the shakies The doctor

The doctor at an early age They said Joe had the shakies This boy's got the shakies This He's Will my boy ever Will my adopted son

Ever be right again Well The doctor Picture the doctor smoking Like it's like the 50s He's got the shak ever, will my adopted son ever be right again? Well, the doctor, picture the doctor smoking, like it's like the 50s. He's got the shakies, and the nurse is like, ah. And you're like in a little like plastic. Tube. Yeah, tube with like the breathing thing. But you're like 12, but you're like in the baby one.

I wasn't that old. He like prescribes you a Pepsi and a cigarette. This boy needs a Pepsi. A bicarbonate. Here's a blank prescription pad. Just fill it out. Okay. What were we talking about? You're stupid.

You're stupid. You got the shakies. The holophons. That was awesome. Dave's tall. Dave's tall. You're stupid. Tom's stupid.

That's the dynamic. That's why it works. That's why Naraka Mori and all the other ones don't work because they don't have a really tall guy. A really stupid guy. And what is your problem? The shakies. The shakies.

Tabs Out is the only cassette podcast featuring someone with the shakies. Find me one other cassette podcast that has someone with the shakies. Or someone tall. You know, they said Linus had the squiggly lines because he was dirty but it was really because he had the shakies the shakies are you going to have like a um do like any fundraiser i just moved again linus was the dirty one right yeah okay yeah he had the are there any fundraisers coming up for to uh raise

awareness of the Shakeys? The Shakeys, what is your ice bucket challenge? Oh, what do you do? Yeah. What's your viral video that people do? Oh, I don't know. Hi, I'm Colin Quinn, and I'm going to staple my belly button for Shakeys. No, I think you have to eat like 12 hot dogs.

Okay. No bun. Oh, of course no bun. I wouldn 12 hot dogs. Okay. No bun. Oh, of course no bun. I wouldn't make you do that. Is it my turn? Rotters. That's what I'm going to play. Rotters.

The Baby Bugs cassette. These are my friends. Beach volleyball. That's a good name for a label. These are my friends. That is a good name. Beach volleyball. Beach volleyball for a project name?

Where'd that come from? Dave said it. Why did he say it? Huh? Where'd that come from david said it why did he say it huh where did it come from beach volleyball beach volleyball why did that come up because i'm tired because he's tired he's just dreaming of beach volleyball i feel like i'm hallucinating the yellow light is really messing with me i just got used to it thanks for reminding me now it's all i can see all i can can see is the light. Rotter's Baby Bucks cassette on These Are My Friends. These Are My Friends number three. Laugh now. You're stepping all over my joke with your

beach volleyball antics. Dave, you are too upset. Here, smoke this. Look at... Where are you getting all these clips of people talking to Dave? Don't tell him. No one tell Dave. It's a really common name, evidently. No one tell Dave. Look, is that stenciled on there?

That's nice, right? It's like a white shell with your normal standard-issue white shell, but there's a stencil of this little... What is that? I don't know. A little squiggly thing. A little spine-type thing going on. It's all over the cover.

It's, you know, print over It's all over the cover. It's, you know, print over and over again on the cover. I can't tell if that's a stencil or just like a smeared imprinting. Yeah, I can't tell, but it's like... It's got all the little dots. Yeah, and it goes all the way over the window in the middle and everything. I think they screened it themselves. Maybe. We'll never know.

There's literally no way to find out. There's no way to find out. If only we could. If only we could. Episode number 74 of the Tabs Out Cassette podcast. Thanks to Duplication.ca for sponsoring the show. Go to Duplication.ca now to the end of the year. End of 2015. Use code TABSOUT11 to get an 11% discount on your purchase

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tape is out. You can go to the website if you're not already there and read about that. But we're doing this Tau Sounds tape. Joe, is this the first time you've seen it? It is. It is right here. Yeah, I like the little jewel you put on there.

I haven't seen one either. It comes in a little... Oh, look at all this. It comes in a little O card with a little precious jewel on the front. I like this thing. Yeah, it's got a little wraparound piece of paper inside. Like a Two panel J card

Printed on both sides It's pretty nice looking Are these ready to go? ProDuff tapes Well you know You got till the end of November To donate Fifty bucks

Gets you this And three other tapes And it It keeps It keeps us on the air Doing this fine fine service So this is like a prototype No they're all done

They're here They're done Oh okay they're ready to go. But you have time to... Still have time to get in on that. Yeah, still have time to get in on that. All right. Other than that, I think...

Are we ready to wrap this up? Yes. Take us out. Yes. Oh, listen to that. Long distance poison. Ah! Ah!

Thanks, guys. I'm glad I got one right before the end. You finally got it. Good for you, Mike. thanks guys I'm glad I got one right before the end finally got it good for you Mike that was a throwback reference to earlier in the episode

it's called Call Back Rotters Baby Bugs these are my friends cassette or these are my on the the label's called

these Jesus Christ episode 74 goodnight goodbye Jesus Christ. Episode 74. Good night. Goodbye. so She's left the strong off right now. She's got a flight. She's got a flight. It feels like you want to... I'm not long for that.

Hold on, hold on. I'm gonna leave you there without me. Hold on, hold on. Let's go fish! You good? Two, three. Oh! I wanna make it! Woo! There's still more. There's still more. Give me this, give me this. Where are they?

Ah! Hey. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get some food. Thank you. I'm going to have to go back to the ship. Thank you.