Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #75 | 11.22.15

Episode Date: November 22, 2015

Harmonia, Dreamcrusher, False Tropics, OKTAF O, H.K.E., Giant Claw, Atomo, Warsaw Improvisers Orchestra, Fisty Kendal, H Takahashi, Body Shame, Stereo Voices, Easychord, AyGeeTee, Dylan Golden Aycock, and Daniel Bachman.

This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Dwarfcraft Devices. Dwarfcraft Devices, for all your modular and pedal needs. Oh, you made up a little thing for them. Yeah. That's pretty good. I like that now. I think they had one that... I think we can just stop right now.

No, that's it. That's it. Got it. Nailed it. Nailed it. I think on the first one, we said something like, new machines for new music. Oh, yeah. All right.

Dwarfcraft Devices. New machines for... Old people. What? Old people. Oh, yeah. Alright. Dual craft devices. New machines for old people. Old people? Suckers. It was never verified whether it was N-E-U or N-U. Like if it's new machines for like nu metal.

Or nu with an umlaut. Or nu metal machines for nu metal machine music. It's nu metal machine music for old people. For a Donald Trump supporter. No. Come on, don't get political. Yeah, come on, Mike.

That really ruffles people's feathers these days. Yeah, you don't have to get political. No. Dwarfcraft Devices is a company, as Joby alluded to earlier, making effects pedals and synth modules. One of those synth modules being the YEP, which... You're a wreck.

Synth module. What is it, Joe? It's kind of like a clocked burst generator? Yeah, burst generator. It's three LFOs. Well, four, because one is the clock. Oh, okay, right. And then three other ones, but each one starts the next or whatever

you know i mean yeah it's triggers the next or whatever yeah and then you have the outputs out of all three of those and then also a clock output nice or you can put a clock into it as well use a different clock instead of the internal lfo who recorded this i think we're listening to i recorded this oh there you go. What do you call this piece? Nugly Juice. Oh, I like it. I was going to guess that.

So you used the yip on this? I did use the yip on this. Yip. I used this to... What's going on? Who knows? My bandwidth cut out for a second. To clock a sequencer.

To open up the LPG on the Pittsburgh Modular, the low-pass gate. Okay. And then I used it to trigger some samples on the Nebulae. I feel like they're doing a... So it's like the hub of your patch. It is the hub of the patch. If that stopped, it all goes to heck. It all... I feel like they're doing

some sort of collab project with Pittsburgh Modular. I think they are. They're teaming up on a module together. So right now it's triggering drum samples. That came back in. Gotcha!

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and a soupy knob is it like each of our faces well I'm saying it right now how could it not be I just said it and then the knob is in our mouth wait Joe you're a notary public right yeah I can notar saying it right now, so I don't... You know, how could it not be? I just said it. And then the knob is in our mouth. Wait, Joe, you're a notary public, right? Yeah, I can notarize this right now. Could you real quick just notarize it?

I don't have my stamp with me, though. Can it have a wet and dry control, but instead of wet and dry, it's just wet to soaking wet? Wet to soaking wet. Oh, that's good. I like that. What are you looking for? Well, I had a stamp back there. You dropped something. Did it fall down the floor? Causing quite a ruckus. I'm like? I had a stamp back there. You dropped something. Did it fall down the floor?

Causing quite a ruckus. I had a stamp. Come on, we're doing a commercial here. I had a stamp, and I thought you could make a good stamp sound. But I was trying to get it like a spider would get it, like the spider gremlin in Gremlins 2 would get stuff. But I didn't quite get to it. Use the coupon code TOOSCARY. That's one word t-o-o scary i like that you couldn't you

didn't know how to spell it i didn't know it's so scary yeah you're like that's coupon code too scary that's t-o-o-z-l-m square uh and get how much do you get off? Is it like 20% off or something like that? 20%? It's a lot. They're insane over there. Dave, give me some reverb. Dwarfcraft Devices. We're insane. You didn't give me reverb.

I turned up to one run. Dwarfcraft Devices would have gave me reverb. Nope. What's your Wi-Fi now? It's now called... Oh, I got a whole new Wi-Fi. What's your password? I'm not going to give that out live on the air.

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Did you tell him to call me? I don't know what I did. I don't think you told him to call. I don't think I called yet. I think that was all a dream. I know you didn't fucking call. Dwarfcraft.com. Go to dwarfcraft.com. they got a bunch of stuff in stock

including the yep the Wizard of pitch pitch shifter pedal that they make which I have right yeah nothing's tight man is it cool I'm gonna record something that's real cool yeah I'm gonna record something with that uh maybe for another one oh got this bunch I'm looking at it even looks pretty you gotta check it out you gotta check it out dwarfcraft.com too scary coupon code to you get the that's what you wanted to do that's what i was my was going i don't even want to think about it i'm not gonna be upset about what happened in the past i'm gonna move forward dwarfcraft.com they're also on facebook twitter ebombs world dwarfcraft.com coupon code too scary too scary one word that's t-o-o l lemon sign hashtag hashtag dwarfcraft.com winding Hello, this is Nick and Malika from Third Kind Records

and you are listening to Tabs out. Hello. God damn. Who was that? You know who that was? That was the bubble on the front of Scrub and Bubbles. That's his band? Yeah.

Dave, was that you? Yeah, a little bit of Scrub and Bubbles. I like that. That got me going. Was that you for real? Mm-hmm. That gave me mom energy. Yeah, my shoulders were all kinds of moving.

Tabs out, Cassette Podcast Episode 75. 75. What is that? It's the three-quarter show. What is it? Something tenual, isn't it? Are we only doing 100 shows? Yeah, that's it, man.

You can't make any more than 100 podcasts. I don't care what you feel. And then you have to change the name. Exactly. I don't care what you fellas do.

I'll be doing this forever. There's weird patent laws and, you know, antitrust and stuff. You got to change that shit up. You can't trust stuff.

No. I'm anti that. How's everybody doing tonight? Good. Yeah. It was about a half an hour ago.

Pretty good. Joe came in here steaming. Joe was like, he was the devil emoji when he came in here earlier. I was. All because there wasn't a pizza ready for you. No, that's not why. He's getting back there.

That's not why. That's the problem is you don't understand why someone's mad. No, I understand. Let's not talk about it. No, it's because you didn't do a thing That I asked As a human Alright Candy Boy cool out I'm not a Candy Boy because I'm not a twink

You're making all that up Alright Who wants to play a tape? I'll play a tape I'll go first You know who wants to go first tonight? Dave wants to go first I want to go first

It's Davey's time to shine. Finally made the big time. Nobody stop him. What do you got? What do you want to start off the episode with? I'm going to start the episode off with some... Already, Dave? He's already getting sleepy.

Dan's getting... Hashtag Dan's getting sleepy. Dave, wake up, man. Come on. I couldn't hear yours in my headphone, by the way. That's all right. All right. What are you starting off with?

I'm going to start it off with some Harmonia. Oh, a Harmonia tape? Yeah, Harmonia tape. Not the Harmonia from the Krautrock band, right? Yeah, Harmonia the Krautrock band. What tape you got? Some unreleased archival material that this label from Germany, Grönland, put out.

Where'd you get that? Recently. I saw somebody tweeting about it. I picked it up. This tape distro. Kids and you're tweeting. God damn that Twitter. This tape distro, Stimulus're tweeting. God damn that Twitter. This tape distro stimulus progression

had some copies of it. They don't really have that much, but the stuff that they had looked pretty tight. I'm definitely going to keep an eye on it. Check this guy out. Can I see that? Can I see that? Let me see it first. Come on. Let me get it, Dave. First, I'd like to read

this three panel. I'll let you check it out. It's beautiful. Yeah, it's very nice. How long of a tape is it? It's like 30 minutes. How long is a tape? And who put it out?

What was the name of the label? Groenland. It's weird because their logo has the G-R-O with the umlaut over it yeah and land but then like when you go to the website it's groen land and like you know their context you know at the bottom says grown land records and it's spelled like that too oh so weird yeah the logo has a different spelling and try to Bing it that might be the pizza all right harmonia please hello on the a side B side what are you

doing documents 1975 yeah I'm gonna play a little All right, let's do it. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Ah? Thank you. Wow. Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. Thank you. Harmonia. That was tight, man. Yeah, tape crushes pretty hard. We don't play too many tapes with barcodes on the back. That's true. That's true. We might get sued. This might be the last episode.

By the people who make barcodes. We did not give you... Let me see all the lines. You're not allowed to play that thickness. You don't have what it takes to play that thickness. You don't have the chops. You suck. I want to start...

Well, do you think there's a podcast about barcodes? Yeah. Right! A history of barcodes and all things barcode. Different countries, types of barcodes. Welcome to Decoding the Bar, episode 73. I'm your host, Mank Schmicklish. Mank Schmicklish.

The first letter. Well, tonight we'll be discussing the first number in a barcode. With us is... Joe, you'll be the guy who decided to make the first number bigger in barcodes. And Dave will be the typesetter who came up with the font. Yeah, how did they choose that font? It's a riveting story.

Yeah, that's why we need this. Why is the one offset outside of the other one? Like outside of the barcode? We'll never know. We'll never know unless we listen to Decoded, what's it called? Decoding the Bar. The History of the Bar. Decoding the Bar.

The History of the Barcode. Everything you wanted to know about the barcode, but were afraid to ask. That was a tight fucking tape, by the way. Is that still available? Do you know? It might be. There were, I think there's like 200 or 300 copies of this. Sick. So you might be able to find some.

I found mine through Stimulus Progression, for those of you... It's proudly distributed by them. Yeah, proudly distributed. Harmonia, Documents 1975, is that what it's called? Yeah. Sick, from Groenland. I just found... I didn't realize they had a lost archive collection

of stuff they did with Brian Eno in 1976. Oh, really? Yeah, it's pretty good. I was listening to it. It's got me back into a lot of Krautrock stuff that I haven't listened to in a long time.

Really hard and harmonious cluster and stuff. Tight. Noi. Noi. Love Noi. Yeah. They're good.

Avoid the Noi. That was his first name. Ruins Beats' cousin. Noi Noid. Noi. Noi Noid. Do you think the Noid was in the Kraut Rock? I feel like the Noid would have been in the Kraut Rock, right?

Oh, yeah. Somebody make a YouTube video of the Noid listening why don't they bring him back I feel like now's the time no there's a whole story about that have you never read the Noid story no I'll tell you while we play the next tape the Noid story is pretty good everyone else google the Noid story I don't know how you google it

especially especially google the part about the app that they made where they tried to bring the Noid back with the oh that will answer a lot of questions for you joe because as a person interested in the noise returning this will shed some light on why that's not going to happen why there was a failed attempt oh all right yeah so i should get that app you well you can't get the app but you read about the app and it'll give you some closure okay to the noise light all right all right should i go do we want to go the opposite direction no no we always remember But you read about the app and it'll give you some closure. Okay. To the noise light. All right. All right.

Should I go? Do we want to go the opposite direction? No. No. We always remember. Cock wise. All right. We always get... Skip somebody.

Let's start off... Well, he wants somebody to get skipped. That way we stay here longer. No. How much of a waste of stare? I'll know with me. I think I'm going to change up a bunch. I'm going to play this new Dream Crusher tape.

Dream Crusher. It's called Hackers. All of them hackers. Like Sandra Bullock from that movie. Speed 2. No, The Net. Was she a hacker in The Net? I think she was a hacker.

I have no idea. I thought she got hacked in The Net. Yeah, I think she got hacked. They made a movie about Sandra Bullock getting hacked. I thought her identity got taken. And she's just like, what do I do? I can't log into my aol i think the whole movie is just not connecting wait did her identity get taken in that movie i believe so

and i remember seeing that and thinking that was like the dumbest thing in the world like what do you tell seriously somebody's because that didn't happen back then well obviously because that movie was a documentary so obviously it did dick you're just showing your ignorance to the time. I guess I am. This shirt came out on Fire Talk. What year is it? How many years is it? Fucking sick tape.

This is a wing glass who was living in somewhere stupid. Where was he living? Kansas? Somewhere stupid. Somewhere stupid. But he went on tour Kansas. Somewhere stupid. Somewhere stupid. But he went on tour with Radio Shock like a year ago. Was it a year ago? Was it more or less?

It was probably about that. Yeah. And I think he just stayed in Brooklyn. And he's been playing a lot of shows. He's been playing a lot of gigs in Brooklyn. I don't know if he's there to stay. I mean, he's been there for a year. Maybe.

Never can tell. What are those? Those are some kind of been there for a year. Maybe. Never can tell. What are those? Those are some kind of pleasure device. I think it might be. They're electric scissors. I bet. Okay, Mike. They'll cut right through one sheet of paper.

I bet that's what they are. They make electric scissors. Wichita, Kansas. That's where he was from. Somewhere stupid. Like I said. And I know this tape just came out in a weird... It's all covered in red edition.

I think if the artwork and the tape are red and you get a red t-shirt and a red button or something like that. Look at the Fire Talk website and you'll figure it out. That tape's not red though. No, what I'm saying is there's another edition. There's a stupid one. I got the regular one you got the regular dummy edition no one's gonna play like a loser sound effect to that part a

lizard i don't have any lizards let me see what i got here what's the closest what's the closest sound effect you have to a lizard on that thing okay that's kind of like i've heard a i've heard like a turtle say that that's close but uh let's get into the first two tracks on this tape. It's a sick fucking tape. Fear and No Feeling. Or you know what? No, I think this track is kind of long, isn't it? We'll just play that track.

I think this track is like five minutes long or something. It's a really long time. Cut all that out. Yeah, man. You ever seen Back to the Future? All right. Dream Crusher from the Hackers, All of Them of them hackers cassette on fire talk here's the first track I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. I can't see. It's in my head now. I can't breathe now.

Is this a joke? Is it a feeling? There's no way! There's no way! It's all gone! It's all gone! You have to feel it! Feel it! Feel it! Feel it! Felix! Felix! Felix! Thank you. I'm going to go. Get in the way You got a feeling

And you're feeling You got a way Get to it boy We got the band now We've got the band now We're not away That's your boy We've got the band now We're not away That's your boy We've got the band now We're not away

That's your boy We've got the band now We're not away That's your boy We've got the band now We're not away That's your boy We've got the band now

We've got the band now We've got the band now We've got the band now We've got the band now We've got the band now We've got the band now We've got the band now We've got the band now We've got the band now We've got the band now We've got the band now We've got the band now I can't breathe now

I can't breathe now I can't breathe now. I feel no pain. A new feeling. A new feeling. A new feeling. Thank you. Dreamcrusher. Fucking Dreamcrusher, man. Hackers, all of them hackers.

Fire talk. It's either out now or coming. Maybe it's brand new, or it's not out yet, depending on when you're listening to this, or it's been out for a bit, or it's been out yet, depending on when you're listening to this, or it's been out for a bit, or it's been out for ages, and we all live on the moon now. All right, Joe B., what do you got?

Live on the moon. You're crazy. Going to Mars, dummy. Live on the moon. Living on Mars, yeah. How do you think we're going to get to Mars? We got to jump to the moon, and it's like real bouncy,

and we bounce off of it. Yeah, bounce off of it. Exactly. That's how space works. You're so dumb. Not staying to the moon It's like real bouncy We bounce off of it That's how space works I wanna play a tape by False Tropics False Tropics It's like oh honey look we're in the tropics This is the They're false

Called Circles Circles? I bet you really like that. It was just a circle. Like a little picture of a circle. It'd be hard to tell if that was the title. Right? I guess if it was on the spine.

If it was on the spine, if it's a false topic. No, but you like that it's just circles, because you can't really look that up on the internet. You can. No, I like symbols and stuff. Okay. I'm an old-timey witch house man. I want to be a door-to-door witch house

and be three salesperson. Sorry to bother you today, man. What's your witch house collection like? Mind if I take a look at that hard drive? Or should we wait for the husband to get home to fire up the computer? On Warm Gospel, did you say that?

I think I did. Label. They're out of Iowa, right? Somewhere stupid. We're really going hard on stupid places today. First, Germany. That's the dumbest one of all. Scrape!

Exactly. I like this label a lot. They put out a lot of Iowaowa stuff and uh and other stuff too and they use that typewriter for everything i like that they use the typewriter for everything what is that from huh what is that what gotcha this is nice i like the look i like the look of this label i'm going warm gospel number 40 do you remember what else came out in this batch they did a few there's a dj dj tanner tape exactly the two djs um i wish i wrote it down but i i did not. But this tape, I believe it's a C-24, and there's only 24 copies of it.

Wait. I see what they did there. Okay. I believe false tropics. Warm Gospels from Iowa, I believe. False Tropics, I believe, is from Asheville, North Carolina. That's not as stupid. That's pretty good.

That's a cool place, right? Yeah, not from somewhere stupid. Weird. Well, maybe he moved give him time he's gonna move to crouch south carolina all right well let's play a little slither of the false tropics slither a little slither give me some reverb dave please can i please have some reverb it doesn't work when you ask for it that's not what get dave's that's josh gets Dave going. Play a little sliver.

Why'd you take it away? You asked for a little bit. No, I want more than that. That's how much I want normally throughout the whole show. I want a little bit the entire time. There you go. Let me hear it. You want it the entire time? I want it the entire time.

Give it to me right now. Yeah, I want it all like this. All right. I'll leave it on. And I want you guys to turn your volume down. Put your volume half as much as mine. What if I talk back here? I want you to talk with a robot voice.

Hello. False tropics from circles. You had me pulled. I went like, oh, too scary joe's a robot too scary too scary all right false tropics from the circles cassette on warm gospel Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so so false tropics they're like tropics, except... Gotcha! They're false.

That was tight. I like that tape a lot. That was good. I like that label. We talked about that. True Tropics. Did I say I liked it? I like it. False Tropics.

I like it. Flu Topics. All right, Davey boy. I like it. False tropics. None of the above tropics. I like it. Flu topics. Alright, Davey boy. Take us home. Hey, oh, and take me home tonight. Don't get bit by a crab when you're on the beach and the sand is there and the waves

all go every some place and the lifeguards are there and they have big surfboards. You catch a wave, catch a wave on the board and then you eat a little thrash fries on the board. Make sure you put some vinegar on them because that's how they're good.

Yeah. I don't like vinegar, Dave. I got a vinegar story I'll tell you later. Alright, Dave, what do you got? I got a vinegar story. I got a vinegar story I'm going to tell you boys later. Come here. Come over here. You boys want to hear a good vinegar story I'm gonna tell you boys later Come here come over here You boys wanna hear a good vinegar story

It's disgusting What's a good vinegar story I hate your gross vinegar stories Here come here Let Uncle Slimey tell you A good old vinegar story It's like one it's bad Because he stutters the whole time.

And two, it's like, never really that good of a story. Wait, that's why we're laughing? That's fucked up? Well, that's why you were laughing. Dave, what do you got? Get me out of this hole! I'm gonna... Is it just the guy that's stuck in the hole all the time? Yeah, he's literally stuck in the hole.

He's like actually stuck in a hole, but he keeps saying fucked up stuff. People tell him he keeps digging himself deeper, but he actually is in a hole. That's the bit. All right, Dave, what do you got? Come on, now get me out of this hole. Octafo. Octafo. Octafo.

Octaf. O-K-T-A-F space O. Eagles. Broncos. Whatever, yeah, wherever you're from. Jordans. Hand it over, let me see it. That's a ball team, right?

Yeah, the Jordans. Yeah, the Denver Jordans. The Mississippi Jordans. So it's Octaf, and then is it an O or a zero? It's an O. You didn't say the title of the tape. I'm not going to either. It's about five words long.

Dave can't do more than three words. It's Indonesian. Indonesian band. It's Indonesian, and I tried to get our friend of the show, Sean, who's been on... He's actually been on before. Yeah. He's in the field right now.

He's in the field right now. And I tried to get him to get someone to call us up and say that. Oh. But he never did. He said he was going to, and he didn't. God damn it. Big letdown, Sean.

You're a huge failure. But I know if you translate it with a little service called Google, you might have heard of. The name of the title is Welcome to the World in Mind. Oh, okay. So I did a little research there. That's not really research. I said a little research.

I did a little research. You Googled something. Yeah, that's a really research. This is... I said a little research. I did a little research. You Googled something. Yeah, that's a little research. Pretty All Right is the name of the label that put this out. We can argue about this all night. I think we probably... We can go tit for tit. I think we probably should.

Pretty All Right number 51. It's a C45 that came out with a Moody Marlin tape. Remember we played that? That was wacky. That was wacky. Moody Marlin and. Remember we played that? That was wacky. That was wacky. Moody Marlin and Snake Milker. And yeah, Cop Snatcher. You never get it right.

Cobra Juicer. Did you hand me the tape already? Can I see that? Oh yeah, and I gave it back to you. And this is, yeah. Oh, I like this shell. Look at that. That's a Slimer shell.

Yeah. I like that. Oh, they should have left the labels at that. That's a Slimer shell. Yeah. I like that. Oh. They should have left the labels off. It looks better without the label. And there it goes. Let's check out this J card. There she goes.

There she goes. All black and white J card. Looking nice. I like it. Wait, this is... Oh, it is pretty all right. Yeah. Okay.

All right. Well, let's get into this. Uh-huh. You boys want to get into this? I do. You haven't done the soup guy in a long time. He's tired. Uh-oh, Dan's getting sleepy.

All right. Octave O. Cassette on pretty all right. Here we octave go. Give me all this hole. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The To be continued... Let's go. so so I'm out. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Octafoo. That was tight, man. Jeez, that was crazy. That is a good way to describe it. That rocked my socks. That was crazy. That is a good way to describe it, Joe.

That was great. Just his socks. Dave, that rocked everything I'm wearing. I loved it. Which described everyone. It's a nice, soft, green robe. Hooded robe. Like a bathrobe with a hood.

It's like Kermit Green. And some homemade pajama bottoms with cassette tapes on them. You look really comfortable. I'm very. Actual cassette tapes. I mean, that's not. You're not going to like that. That's not sarcastic either. You look great. You look really comfortable. I'm very... Actual cassette tapes. I mean, that's not... You're not going to like that. That's not sarcastic either.

You look great. No, I'm so... You look like you're at ease. Like I'm at a resort, right? Uh-huh. You're just chilling. You don't give a fuck. I'm so relaxed right now.

I'm going to bring my robe next time. Let's all get comfortable. Yeah. Why not? I've been saying the whole time we should make this into a whole kind of... It should be more about comfort than anything else. Take your shoes off, Dave.

Be naked underneath like Rodney Dangerfield. Like my balls hanging out. Nah, let's not go that far. We're not all going to get naked. We're not there yet. Isn't it funny that he used to just wear just like a robe? And he pulled that off. Just a robe.

I'd wear just a robe. Nothing underneath. Joe could pull it off. Nothing underneath? No, I'd need something underneath. At least three things underneath. I don't think anybody else could have done that, though.

What are the three things, like, what are the rules what the three things have to be? Like, a necklace be one? Yeah. Or a nice big necklace with, like, a Star of David on it? Star of David.

You're always trying to get political, religious. Like, don't bring that into this. Do you know how Rodney Dangerfield died? No. Did you ever hear that story? Parachute accident. Don't bring that into this. Do you know how Rodney Dangerfield died? No. Did you ever hear that story? Parachute accident.

Didn't open. I don't know if you've ever heard the story. He had a really fucked up life. But then he was on Howard Stern. And he was talking about having to get surgery when he was 80 or something. And Howard Stern was asking him. And Howard Stern was like, I'll do it. And he fucked up and he's howard cern was howard cern was like i'll do it and he fucked up and he died yes baba booey he was asking him if he was worried about dying during surgery he said no

that would have been the best way to go because like you just fall asleep and you never wake up so he had surgery went into a coma then came out of the coma then had a massive heart attack and died of a heart attack after he woke up. Are you serious? How much time was there between waking up and having the heart attack? Did he wake up and then immediately have a heart attack? I don't know. I heard this story on another podcast. There are other podcasts?

There are other podcasts. Is that one about heart attacks? It's about... Celebrity heart attacks? Heart attacks and stuff, yeah. Welcome back to the big one. Tonight's episode rodney dangerfield amateur rodney dangerfield enthusiast dave doyen dave thanks for joining us he's coming to us remote from his podcast tabs out boys how you doing

that's a hell of a way to go. Yeah, man. Anyway, I'll play a tape. Which one is good to follow up a good heart attack story? How about this? Let's play. I'm going to play something off of this. Mike's balls are hanging out of his room. You wish.

You wish. Get out of here, turkey. Gobble, gobble. Too scary. I'm going to play something off this tape that I don't think is out yet. Did I write down the... Let's see if I wrote down... Advanced copy?

An advanced copy of a tape. What do you guys think about tapes that are... Or records. You like them, Dave? He likes them. Yeah? What are tapes? Tape these balls to your jaws.

Enough with the ball stuff. I feel like you're really heavy on that. When a split has a name, what do you think about that? Do you like that? No, I don't like that. I don't like it. I feel like you're really heavy on that. When a split has a name, what do you think about that? Do you like that? No, I don't like that. I don't like it. Do you like it?

Nah. I don't like it. It's got to be a comp. I believe we're playing... If I'm looking at the pile right, I believe we have two splits that both have names tonight. Well, that's just stupid.

There it is. I know. But this one is a split between HKE and Telepath. Telepath, and then it's written Telepath again in Chinese. And then HKE is Hong Kong Express. That's what this stands for.

It's the guy who runs Dream Catalog. You guys remember Dream Catalog? By name. Yeah. I've heard it's familiar, but I don't remember anything that's on it. I've seen it in print. Oh. He's seen it written.

I read an article about it in Newsweek. It was something in USA Today. It was the answer to a crossword on USA Today. Dave's looning over there. You're really making me nervous with that thing. The tape is called Gateway. It's a C64. You know when it comes out?

Dave, you're making me nervous. It came out yesterday for us right now but two days ago if you listen to this when we first release it came out Friday was that like the the 20th November 20th on Barrow Barrow number 50 you guys know that name Barrow

right you know that Dave's what are you doing Dave what is going on over there yeah I'm doing some aesthetics Dave is like like Pil like doing some resistance training. He's like pulling this long balloon. Joe, do a sound effect every time he pulls the balloon. So everyone knows the speed. Dave, you are too uptight.

Dave, you are too uptight. Dave, you are too uptight. That's how fast he's going. Stop doing it because it's distracting. How many times do you think I have to do this resistance training exercise before I'm sore tomorrow show me the money you might want to stop now

see how many times you can do that make a muscle he is tight you almost broke that jacket see how many times you can pull the balloon don't do it too much because you'll pass out stretch that balloon out I'm afraid it's going to hit me in the face Dave you know the label Barrow right Don't do it too much because you'll pass out. Sorry, just short of breath. Stretch that balloon out.

I'm afraid it's going to hit me in the face. Dave, you know the label Barrow, right? Yes. Do you know what Barrow stands for? It's a wheelbarrow without wheels. When you just had a barrow. Joe, I'm trying to guess. And then one day they were like, put a wheel on it.

So it's a wheelbarrow. I like how you made the motion that you were holding the wheelbarrow things. Yeah, because you just pushed it on the ground. What would you use a barrow for? Well, no, same thing you use a wheelbarrow you made the motion that you were holding the wheelbarrow things so what was pushed it on the ground what would you use a better tub well no they were same thing you use a wheelbarrow for but finally someone was like put a wheel on it and then that's a wheelbarrow before they have the wheel on it and there were some people who were still like i'm not doing the wheelbarrow the barrel is fine did you still push the barrel i imagine you would pull it i'll push or pull either one because i imagine if're pushing it, you're like driving it into the ground. Yeah, but that's why it's that domed shape. Oh, okay.

That makes sense. So there's no, it's not, yeah. And this one's like, put a wheel on it. And it became a wheelbarrow. And then it was a wheelbarrow. And then no one else ever thought about improving it. It stopped right there. Someone like messed around like, we should put two wheels on it.

And they were like, you can't do it, Dennis. It's not a wheelsbarrow dennis you can't say that a wheels barrow oh um what are we talking about oh it stands for breathing and receiving oxygen oh i didn't know that yeah i never knew that it says it inside here though on the spine on this gorgeous uh jay cart and let's talk about that for a little bit breathing and receiving breathing and receiving oxygen check out this fucking j card it's got like what's the difference well uh what's the receipt the native americans dave are you like is somebody gifting you according to the torah oxygen

breathe in it and then how do you how are you it? If someone else is doing it for you. Like you're hooked up to it like a machine. Yeah, you're receiving oxygen. You're not breathing it. Or like you're the people with your lungs have collapsed or whatever and someone's got to do it for you. So obviously breathing and receiving oxygen isn't being done by the same person. He's just into things that you do with oxygen.

Yeah. And that's why he called it that. No, you know what it is? It's like breathing and receiving oxygen. So he's getting the oxygen in tanks. It's like someone works at the loading dock at a hospital. He's signing for it. Who's like breathing and he's receiving.

It's like, I got another shipment of oxygen. And he gets it and he signs for it. And he's like, thanks for barrowing. And the guy on the first day is like, what's that? And the old guy started laughing at him ah it's breathing and receiving oxygen kid come on you're not gonna last this j card is amazing by the way it's got like it folds all the way around like you know well obviously it's like a u-card it's like a u-card in there the back there's like a like a die-cut circles where the

where the spools go right little colorful rings around them. A little red and a green ring around it and then there's a bunch of other white embellishments. You open it and through those holes you see a triangle and a square. Like balls. Don't put your balls, Dave. God, I wish you could see it. Thank you for putting that back on there. Because I do

wish you could see this. Through the circles you see a green triangle and a red square, right? Oh, that's tight. And you open it up, and then there's the triangle and the square, a little bit of text in there. You open it up again. It's got HKE on top with a red circle, telepath with a green circle.

It's just gorgeous. It's a beaut. It's a beaut. It's gorgeous. Black shell with the silver imprinting. It just... You did a good job. Let me see if I can eat it.

Don't eat it, Mike. I want to. Why? So I'm going to play something off the HKE side. We'll get into this for a little bit. Hong Kong Express. Off of Split. Brand new Split.

Edition of 200 copies. Split with Telepath. On Barrow. on Borrow. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. HKE. HKE from the split with Telepath. New one on Barrow. Or Barrow. I guess it doesn't matter how you say it. B-A-R-R-O.

No, it's an acronym. You can pronounce it however you want. It is an acronym. Well, you can't pronounce it however you want, but, you know. There are limits. There are some set limits. Okay, let's not go crazy, all right? Let's not just act like Obama printing up money, all right?

Doing whatever he wants. No rules on that. Burning the Constitution. All right, B, what do you got? Shake it. I I'm gonna play this Giant claw tape No you aren't Why not

No you are Oh Crushed me there for a minute I didn't know what to do Ow Oh what happened Dave I pulled my nail Too low

You're dumb Too scary I'd bite my nails Deep thoughts Deep thoughts This is a new one. Came out along with a Seth Graham tape on orange milk. Yeah.

The latest Giant Claw tape. It's a good one. Giant Claw. It took me a bit to be perfectly honest. I know. I know you're still not sold. No. Well, I wouldn't say I'm not sold.

It's definitely not my favorite Giant Claw. Right. It's rad. But the first listen, it was... I just... I don't know if I... I don't know. I didn't feel it on the first listen. I feel like know if I... I don't know. I didn't feel it on the first listen.

I feel like, and I said this to you guys earlier, there's a lot of it that sounds like it could be the theme song to a Rugrats-type cartoon. Yeah, or like Doug. Or Doug, or something of that time period. The Wild Thornberries. Oh, what's the Wild Thornberries? What?

They met the Rugrats. There's a whole movie. What? No, I don't know about them. What? Let's check that out. It's pretty good. Hand me the tape. Remember the doctor's name in Rugrats. There's a whole movie. What? No, I don't know about them. Let's check that out. Hand me the tape. Remember the doctor's name in Rugrats?

Dr. Lipschitz. Really? Really? Lipschitz? Yeah. Was it two words? Lipschitz? I hope so. Joby, you have... That was crazy. There was smoke stuck in your soul patch.

Oh, really? Yeah. That's weird because that's the name of my solo album I have coming out next week. Smoke in my soul patch. An erotic journey through my crazy musical thoughts. No, smoke in your soul stash. You're like laying across a pool table with a fedora on and just like a spotlight. Just spotlight just on you. Okay, yeah, yeah.

Keith Rankin doing the cover art here. And I think somebody, maybe someone else did a painting for the inside or something. Yeah, I read. I can't see the goddamn type, this white on gray type. Jesus Christ, you creative people,

you do stuff and you don't think about the general public make a nice just big font right across there black on white black on white easy like an old timey newspaper you should another thing these sodas the flavors are out of control back in my day you had two colas a ginger ale and a birch beer now you go in there and there's all kinds of orange this and purple that. I say bring back the four soda system. We should just start.

Another thing, dogs. We should just start a label called Drudge, and it'll just be white J card with black text, underlying text. That's a really good idea all right we come up with a lot of harebrained schemes but i say we do that one that's really good it'll be like just like the one picture and it'll just like the underline text like yeah that's really good okay we're definitely doing that start sending in demos for drudge tapes what are we playing do it dummy got a little gazebo here with some ooze dripping down it where that ooze is yeah it's coming from an orb could told you that i'm gonna put it what's the johnny carson used to do

that bit where he was um shallows him where he was like the guy the the uh he put the card up to us it's karnak the yeah the karnak the great and wise karnak or something yeah i'm gonna put this table in my head a gazebo a bleeding orb and a checkerboard and then you do the and then i open it no and then you say a gazebo oh i'm ed mcmahon is that who i am and then we hardly know you and then we just say giant claw deep deep thought, and it goes into it. What? I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. I'm sorry. Bye. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and play it. Bye. Thank you. Ah, ah Do, do, do. Do, do, do. Do, do, do.

Do, do, do. Do, do, do. Do, do, I, I say I, I, I, I say I, I, I, I say I, I, I, I say I'm going to go get some water. do Giant Claw. Giant Claw. Giant Claw. I won.

You won. You always do. Deep Thoughts tape on Orange Milk. That one is growing on me, man. You gotta listen to it a couple times, man. I think it's really good. It's weird how all of his stuff sounds so different, but it's all really good.

It kind of makes you angry. Oh, yeah. I get mad about it all the time. And he can do regular art, too. He does regular stuff. Regular art. Like landscapes. Yeah.

Like just a pretty picture of a barn. He does like still lifes of bananas and stuff. Yeah, with bananas. People love bananas and pomegranate how many bananas do people love do people love bananas in a bunch that's a good one that's a good one what was your guy who's your guy asking that that's his friend wyatt when you're asking the wrong question and he's like no man how many bananas in a bunch like so i would say like how many bananas are a bunch to the produce guy no and he's back there like feeling melons not man in a bunch he's always wearing like overalls right that guy yeah and he never says anything unless you get

the question wrong he's always whispering stuff to my guy, but my guy's saying it wrong. All right, I like this character. I can get behind this. No, that giant claw tape is sick. And tired. And that. What? And tired.

Oh, you're tired? Sick and tired. Sick and tired. Don't be tired. Yeah, disgrace. Dan's getting sleepy. Hashtag Dan's getting sleepy. All right.

Dave's Corner. I might want to talk about something You want to talk about something I want to get something off my chest On the show or while we play tape Right now I want to talk about this guy on Twitter Okay I want to say something to him

Okay I want to say Give to him. Okay. I want to say... A little reverb. Give me a reverb, Dave. That... Do I have reverb? Hello? Can you hear me?

Do I have reverb? Well, I don't know. We all have it now. There's something really important. I'm sorry. We're sorry. Well, we're sorry for what? If we were being shitty.

No, don't speak for me. I'm sorry. I don't think he was were being shitty. No, don't speak for me. I'm sorry. I don't think this person was talking about me. It was probably Mike. No, it was probably one of you guys. Mike was being shitty. Let's end it there. No.

Come on, guys. I'm sorry. You haven't even said what the tweet was. He called us pieces of shit. I got it up here right now. First of all, I want to say I want to go on the record. I like how we sold the record. I want to go on the record and say,

no, you can keep it on. Don't fuck with it. I'm just going to take yours out. Put me in a concert hall. I don't think it's a real person. I think it's just someone joshing. You think it's a bot? Yeah, I think it's the Pizza Hut bot.

I think it's at Pizza Hut's bot. No, I think it's just someone joshing you think it's a bot yeah I think it's the Pizza Hut bot I think it's at Pizza Hut's bot no I think it's just a person fucking with us I don't think it's a real person but the tweet is is everyone at Tabs Out a complete piece of shit or was it just the one show I listened to where they played a track from my tape don't play that for me I'm not sorry

cause we give it to you real here at sorry. Because we give it to you real here. At TabZell, we give it to you raw. I'm sorry. We're not like those other Gazette podcasts. I apologize. Too edgy. We're told. I don't know what it is.

I don't know what side I'm taking. We're getting too edgy. Here's another reason why I think it's fake. The Twitter is at 420fuck. Yeah. And there's only four tweets. And one's like a retweet of Patton Oswalt from like 2011. And I think Eugene Merman as well.

Yeah. This is amazing. From 2011? Yeah. They only have four tweets. One is slanderous against us. Liable, I believe. Oh, is that liable?

I think it's liable if it's on a social network. If it's in print? If it's in print, yeah. Okay. I think Mike made it up. It's a fake account. That's you? I wish. wish why do you do that i wish my memes were that why are you always playing these pranks i like to prank i like to goof and i like to i like to get one i like to rouse you up i like to get your ribs tickled is that what is that what all you want to say yeah all right all right dave what do you got

dave just relax hmm a tomo too scary i don't know where i put it though where did i put that tape we i built you a corner i got it it's okay oh how could you miss that look at that thing look. Look at that. How could that go missing? That's nice. Your kid looks like that. It's never going to wind up on a milk carton. Origami Sounds. Origami Sounds is the name of the label, correct?

Yes. I don't know much about this project. Never heard it before. Otomo. The evaporated life? Is that the name of the album? Yeah. I really like the name. the album? Yeah. Is that the name of the album there, Dave?

I really, really like the name of this first track. What is it? Let me guess what it is. Okay, go ahead. Show me the money. Discarded Macaroni and Cheese. It's pretty close. Joe, what do you think it is?

Butterfinger Noodles. You guys are both pretty close. And hungry, obviously. Six drip long lab coat. That was my second guess. That's pretty good. I like that. Let me see it. Six strips long. How many strips? Six drips.

Strips. How many strips? None. Two strips. Two strips of bacon. I like this. The artwork on the outside is pretty sweet. It looks like it's from a VHS. It's like a VHS still. Right? Some water washing up on the shore.

It looks like a three-sign theater. 3,000 guys will be on the bottom. This is the start of the movie. I love these. That's a good way to describe it. Oh, shit. You know what someone should do? Dave, you know how I used to do tapes on 2 a.m the ones with the transparency transparencies on the inside uh-huh somebody should make them with the mystery science theater guys so you can slide them onto the

you're in front of your tapes it's just one thing that you buy yes you can just put it in any tape you put in any tape yeah the times out tape prank how much are we selling those for like a dollar we'll set up shop we'll set up the corner we'll sell the truck is that a whole thing like a whole a company that just sells little different kinds we're not doing different comments we're only doing that it's just for tapes and we drive door to door who was the name of my salesman from earlier um cranky mix i don't know the vaporwave mp3 guy went out he sold out of all his mp3s couldn't get restocked so now he's selling these well howdy ma'am Dump. I'm here. Dump.

He puts his foot in the door so they can't shut it. Check out these Transpeat Dumps, all the transparencies, they fly out everywhere. Hasn't made a sale in months. Oh, man. I forget what we were talking about, but who's Otomo? Does anybody know who Otomo is?

No. Nope. We don't know. We don't know. No one knows. It's a mystery. Look it up. Oh, I like it. On the label, the shell labels look awesome. So look at this if you ever get this. I'm not going to sit here and talk to you about it. Dan's already getting sleepy.

I got to get started on this startup. I got to get my Kickstarter up for my... So it's a transparency with the Mystery of Science... Now, is it the Mystery of Science theater guys? Or is it us? Kickstarter up for my band camp page. I think the cutouts should be us. And we'll send those out.

Alright. So when you listen to Tabs Out, you have all the tapes. And then there's bonus transparencies that have speaking bubbles that go over all three of us that you can switch out. It's like the play at home game. So you get all the tapes and then you listen to the episode and you put our transparency

in the tape that we're currently playing. Just to get the full experience. You just look at it while we talk. Can you picture the commercial for it? You crazy, man. All right. I like you.

A tomo. I like you a lot. A tomo. The evaporated life. Pull it together. Pull it together. Whatever label it is. All Gummy Sounds. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so so so

so so so so so so so so

so so so Atomo. That was fucking insane, man. That was a brain workout. I hate when you get really good ones from the mailbag I didn't get a chance to hear first. Gotcha. I feel like I've been pranked. Pulled a fast one.

That was fucking tight, man. Yes. Is it my turn? Yeah. Joby, take that. Joby, take that. Hold on to my medicine. That was my robot, Yeah. Joby, take that. Joby, take that. Hold on to my medicine. That was my robot, Joe.

I loved it. What was yours? Joby, take that. No, that's good. Would you like to see a game? Would you like to play a games? That's from War Grapes, right? Yeah.

Yeah, that's from War Grapes. Would you like to see some games? And it's just wired. Nobody clicks no, then the credits roll. Deleting mainframe. Thank you for playing War Grapes. That's how the movie Trom went he goes to the video game he plays it and then it says would you like to continue inside no deleting mainframe

then the trom trom 2 deadly discs all right who's turn? Is it my turn? How many grapes are in a bunch? I'm going to play a tape that just came out A label we play a lot of stuff by Because they put out a lot of good stuff That happens That happens a lot I thought that was a sound clip for a second That happens

Joe, make it happen I'm on it Hit me with something I like a good rush of a sound clip every once in a while That happens. Joe, make it happen. I'm on it. Hit me with something. Hit you with something? Yeah. I like a good rush of a sound clip every once in a while. Not this one.

I wouldn't call that a sound clip. That's more... That's bed music. That's old-timey bed music. All right. Old-timey bed music. Hoo-ha. Thank you. Astral Spirits is the name of the label.

Just put out a couple of tapes, including this one, a split. I'm not going to get this. Joe, how do you say that top thing? That top thing. You don't know what words are. Bouchons de Rue. That's perfect. He nailed it.

Oh, my God. Show me the money. Show me the money. Show me the money. Damn, you nailed it. Split with Warsaw Improvisers Orchestra. Fucking tight tape, man. The one side, the Bouchons de Libby.

They, uh... I think it's two people. You might say it in here. What is that, like a little baseball let's go there now a little baseball i thought it was a baseball on the cover yeah a little inside baseball a little inside baseball and it's like more it's mainly low-key stuff real uh some some nice bloopy long uh digging that synth stuff i hate long loops. The other side, the Warsaw Improvisers Orchestra is like 3,000

people. It's like 15 people. That's a lot of people. Between 3,000 and 15. Joby, I'm going to do a baseball themed dining room. He told me about this the other day. It sounds like a good... Not baseball the game. No, not baseball the game. What?

Just baseballs. Baseballs themed. Just baseballs No, not baseball the game. What? Just baseballs. Baseball themed. Just baseballs. A baseballs themed living room. What's a baseball? Well, it's... What is a baseball? What is a baseball? So the room will be like just baseball stuff.

No bats, no mitts. Nothing baseball the game related. Just the actual ball. White, red stitching. Yeah, so like the couch looks like a baseball. There's a baseball beanbag. The TV is like a screen inside of a baseball. I'm really into baseballs. But then if you're like, you should make

the carpet like a field, say no. Don't like baseball. What about softball? No, no, no. That's worse than baseball. I'm going to have mine is going to be base jumping themed. Softballs? Mike's got than baseball. I'm going to have mine. It's going to be base jumping themed. I meant softballs, like the things, not the game.

Softballs? Mike's got softballs. You got space balls. All right. Let's play the side. Let's play a little bit from the Warsaw Improvisers Orchestra side. It's fucking, it's so intense. It's like one of those like.

How intense is it? I would be like really mad if anybody was like, you like baseball? I didn't know you liked baseball. No, I don't like baseball. I like baseball. And one day Dave's like Dave's got like a Wendy's and he sees another guy with like a shirt with just a baseball on it and a hat. Oh, it's not

an all over print baseball. No, it's just one. It's just one. It's a white teacher with one big baseball on it and a hat with a baseball on it and they see each other and they're like, hey, you like baseballs? and then like he finds somebody else who's into finally finally someone who gets it and they're like it why are they always trying to throw it away i know they should be holding it the game's so stupid and they're so mean to the baseball always hitting it with that bat i like that they they like a goodout, so nothing happens to the ball.

Oh, what about when the baseball, the guts get busted? You know, when a guy hits a ball so hard that it's... You got to bury that. Imagine catching a foul ball. Oh, they like that. Don't call it a foul ball. That's offensive. Don't call it a foul ball.

That is offensive. We don't like that term. I grew up... My grandfather called them foul balls. I grew up calling them foul balls, man. I'm going to call them what they are. What are they? Tell me what they are.

They're foul balls. There we go. That's what I'm calling them. Let's just play this. ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ Ah ¶¶ so ¶¶ Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon Whoa. Whoa, Warsaw. That was tight, right? Yeah, that was crazy. So fucking good, man.

That whole tape's really good. Warsaw Improvisers Orchestra. Ashle Spirits. Really fucking good. I feel like I read that somebody from like spiritualized was in that or involved with that project in some way that's pretty cool i don't know enough about i have a few spiritualized albums so i don't really know too much about them you really got into them you felt ever getting into them no not really i like spaceman three

better he's a spaceman three man spaceman three um that's fucking tight i still like them though i got a couple copies that just came out it's Iceman 3. That's fucking tight. I still like them, though. I got a couple albums that I really like. That just came out. It's still available. Check it out if you will.

Whatever, man. I'll do what the fuck I want. I just thought of a really good bit of like, there should be a record store where the person who makes the categories is so specific

that there's a different plastic thing for every single record. All right, go. And even like the same record but multiple copies. Because it's like, one's like near mint, one's first pressing, one's like what do they call it, a hot stamper or whatever.

Alright, go ahead. Me? Who, me? Who, me? me i'm gonna play this fisty candle tape and the cash registers the doghouse mind control mind control oh i like this one third kind records i like this tape i like this label oh that's who did the intro for the show intro it wasn't i don't think it was sound like a child small child there's a child on the cover of this tape oh god maybe it's that child now this comes with uh yeah i was gonna say say what it comes with those little psychic uh you know you get the black square a couple wavy lines red plus sign zener cards like in ghostbusters yeah you want to do them you want to try real quick let me try

them on you boys all right i haven done it yet. Let me get loose. I'll do Dave first. How am I going to see the cards? Then you'll see right through them. Turn the light back on. I'll see right through them in the dark? Okay, ready, Dave? Here we go.

Ready? I'm going to hold this card up. What is it? Turn it around. Guess what it is. Turn it around. Why would I guess? It's on there. Can you see it? Guess what it is. I'm would i guess it's on there can you see it

guess what i'm gonna guess i'm gonna guess so i can see it he's being a jerky what are you doing dave red square yellow circle all right see what mine would have been to see if it's red square like to pick the next one because that's maybe what i was there's not a red square oh it's a black square yeah so no damn dave you want to do one do me then wait do i have to guess color and shape no just just guess the shape ready just guess the shape this one blue squiggly close it's a green star uh that's squiggly that's squiggly that's moving green is close to blue you got it yeah i think i got it show him the money i mean there's no real difference between i really like you he wins the tape give him the tape oh i really like the uh the labels on the uh on the

tape yeah they're really good it looks like a uh an old blank yeah or not not an old blank like an old blank. Yeah. Not an old blank, like an old book on tape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cool. I want to say it. I like that it's copyright 1979. That's funny. That's a good joke. It's a good bit. Hand me the goat.

This does look nice. What color is this shell here? I don't know. It's like a greenish-brownish-gray. That's a federal offense mister you faked a copyright it's like a mushroom soup shell yeah I love like the almost gold label on the back that makes it look like a

like it got wet kinda like it's old it's weathered it's got a patina on it look at the patina on it alright let's get into this 50 candle tape mind control as I'm looking at it right now there's something on it. Look at the patina on it. Alright, let's get into this Fisty Kendall tape. Mind control. As I'm looking at it right now, there's only four of these remaining. Ooh, better get on that. Let's see who gets them. Who's gonna be the lucky

four? Use discount code Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Literally, gotcha. Fisty Kendall. A bit later, I demanded four I began playing on a little electronic keyboard which I still have now a bit later I demanded that I had piano lessons

formerly with a teacher and a bit after that I got my own digital piano which was very lucky for me Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to show you how to play the music. When I was four I began playing on a little electronic keyboard, which I still have now. A bit later I demanded that I had piano lessons, formerly with a teacher, and since after that I got my own digital piano, which is very lucky for me. Thank you. Fisty Kindle.

Fisty Kindle. Fisty Kindle. Damn. Star. No one has the cards. It was probably the star mind control tape on third kind four remaining right now

let's see if we can sell them out I'm trying to fund my kids fun run here hashtag Dan's getting sleepy always so who do you guys think that person is on twitter that calls pieces of shit larry yeah yeah it's weird guess a childhood friend of yours what about you dave who do you think it is

i don't know it's tricky it's tricky it is tricky it is tricky because it could be anyone in the world somebody knows about Us Joe Ginoise bombing Oh yeah they follow that too Someone who knows about Twitter On Twitter They know about Twitter And stand up comedians

And Us I think it's Who played Kelsey Grammer's Who played Fraser's brother Oh Stuart Kirkwell I think it's Stuart Kirkwell

Is that what you said Yeah I think it's Stuart Kirkwell No what is his name Uh Teddy Roosevelt No Niles What is Niles I think it's Stuart Kirkwell. Is that what you said? Yeah. I think it's Stuart Kirkwell. What is his name? Teddy Roosevelt Jr. No, Niles. What is Niles' name? Billy Crystal.

Billy Crane. It was his brother. No. What was his real name? Billy Crystal. Ted Fogarty. Billy Crystals. That's what it is.

Billy Crystals. Billy Crystals. He has like three names, doesn't he? It's like Jean Patrick Stewart. But not that one specifically? Not that one. Yeah, I think you're onto something there. It's Neil Patrick Harris.

It's Neil Patrick Harris. Johnny Carton. Who? Johnny Carton. All right, whose turn is it? Dave's. Get me out of this hole. Let's take it down a notch. It's my day. Let's take it down a notch

Let's calm down I'm gonna do I wouldn't mind chilling a little bit H. Takahashi I see meditation tape On entertainment systems I love a good entertainment system Whoa

Joe, I want you to look at these vibrating colors I can see it from here. I don't like it. Joe, take a look at that. All right, let me see it. Joe B's eyeballs are vibrating right out of his head. Ah! Joe, too scary. Put them back in. Oh, it's really hard to read the text because it's like warped.

Oh my god, what is that? Like blue and pink? Warped and vibrating. Try to read the text on the inside. Oh, no way. Oh my goodness. It's like my old college days i'm a little bit of a flashback if you know what i mean if you're alive in the 60s you know what that means jesus christ what is that like baby blue on hot pink yeah you goddamn graphic designers god i wish you could see it you goddamn artistic people is that david henter dennis yeah it's an old ass you bring it up an old ass meme girl that's a good one um i hate to talk i kind of can't even see it on the

outside this is oh what is that it's so vibrant i can't take it where's the actual tape did you mean the actual tape huh that's interesting it's it's Where's the actual tape? Did you give me the actual tape? Huh, that's interesting. It's red, eh? No, that's pink. No, it's red. Is it red? I can't... If you put it against the pink, you can't really tell.

Wait, it's red. Yeah, you can. It's definitely red. If you get it out here. All right. Fair enough. It's weird that it's red. Oh, my God.

I can't take it anymore. This is a good label, though. Yeah. They're kind of a brand new label what number is this seven this is our seventh release it's weird that it's red it's weird well it is because the other thing is like hot pink and baby blue maybe they couldn't that's close they can match is red no you can get something closer than that and if you need the tape color pantone system all right yeah that's why you get... Let's play this tape. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. H. Takahashi. Ooh. That was...

Relaxing, right? I'm very relaxed right now. Mike, you're wearing an appropriate outfit right now for that take. I feel appropriate right now. I rarely feel appropriate. I would like to see it in a baby blue rather than the green. Yeah, well, you know, they only had so many colors. But I like this green. This is one of my favorite color a baby blue rather than the green. Yeah, well, you know, they only had so many colors. But I like this green.

It's one of my favorite color greens. It's a good green. I look like a baller. Picture me rolling. Nah, I'm about to order some Chardonnay from the bar. The local bar delivered me some Chardonnay in a glass. In a plastic cup with saran wrap on the top. One cup of Chardonnay from the bar. The local bar delivered me some Chardonnay in a glass.

In a plastic cup with some wine wrap on the top. One cup of Chardonnay, please. One plastic cup of Chardonnay, please. Alright, is that my turn? Yeah, it's you. Entertainment Systems is a good... Do you think they meant Nintendo Entertainment Systems? They forgot the Nintendo part?

These are all... I'm going to play this tape. This label... What's the name of them what is what what's the name fall out of word uh sadomascus poop sadomascus sadomascus am i saying that right this is riveting riveting stuff yeah really good stuff really cutting to the meat i'm yelling poop over you doing what you're doing donate now i'm laughing anyway this label he can join our club this label from portland they sent us a package and all the tapes are fucking and here's here's what here's my first thought. They weren't going to be good.

You know why I thought that? Why? I don't like the label. You're judging. The logo for this label. You're judging on the book why it's cover. I am. I don't like the logo for the label.

Neither do I. It's a badly designed logo. Yeah. Poor design. Poor design. Call the design doctors. For just $49.99, we'll design your tape label logo.

Come on, man. You're being shitty again. What do you mean? I mean... Here's the thing. In order of our special collection for an extra $4.95, we've got web dings. Ding bats. Here's the thing, though. All the tapes that they send fucking shred.

They're all awesome. Especially this one. I like this one a whole lot. I see what they did. This is what they call. A Trojan horse-ess. This is what they call a classic bait-and-switch. This is a tape by Body Shame is the name of the project. It's a self-titled tape. And it's fucking good, man.

It's really fucking good. Why even talk about it? Let's just get into it. Let's play it. Hoo-ha. Hoo-'s play it yeah let's get into this body shame tape and uh we'll see if you like it here we go okay we'll see I'm sorry. Thank you. so Thank you. so Thank you. so Thank you. oh Thank you. so so Thank you. so What is that? Body shaming. Yeah, if you're going to cut it with scissors,

try to at least make it a rectangle. Jesus Christ. It's not really even that hard. What label is that? One cut. You know? Yeah. What label is that?

The scissors were really, really small. They used electric scissors. It's like a child did it. They were like this big. You can't even get your fingers into the holes. Who put that tape out? I'm not going to talk about It's like a child did it. They were like this big. You can't even get your fingers into the holes. Well, who put that tape out? I'm not going to talk about it

because I'm not playing it. I don't want someone to get all mad again. We're being shitty, man. We're being really dicks right now. We're not even recording right now. Oh, we're not back? No, we're not back, Craig.

Oh, we've been back. Oh, we're back? How long have we been back for? Like 20 minutes. I didn't say anything about 9-11 on the show, did I? No, no, you're we been back for? Like 20 minutes. I didn't say anything about 9-11 on the show, did I? No, no, you're okay. Yeah.

Oh, the aliens did it. I didn't say anything about that? No. Okay, good, because I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to get too political. Body shame. That's a long one. Self-titled tape on Sado Damascus.

Check that label out from Portland. I like the spine of this tape. How it just says body shame over and over and over again. And then it also overlaps into like a... Is it like an upside? Or like a triangle or something? What is it like? It's like a two-sided triangle.

I didn't even notice the triangle. What do the pyramids smell like? Where do they grow in there? What do you got Dave where Joe I'm going to play this stereo voices tape stereo voices tape how many did you say there are of this tape

I believe four copies of this tape and who's this five copies there's this one and four other ones do you remember we played a tape a really killer tape like a year ago called the electric amygdala yeah I remember that Do you remember we played a tape, a really killer tape, like a year ago called The Electric Amygdala? Yes, I remember that.

This is that person. All right. They do a happy pub, which I just checked. There's still copies of that tape left. Hey, so knuckleheads, find the band camp for The Electric Amygdala, Lying on the Beach, L-I-O-N. That's good fun. I think I just got that.

Lying on the Beach cassette. Find that. There's three copies left. Fucking buy that tape. That tape is fucking insane. Just go listen to that tape. Do it. In the meantime, you can take a little listen to this tape. Lee Rosevere from Vancouver, who runs Happy Puppy Records.

And they used your patented system to design a vaporwave what did they do they got a computer a sky vhs filter there you go boom three things done um it says on his website dolphins and waving light wavy perfect perfect comes in a polycase so shittily done i feel like he shittily shittily i feel like he shittily did these. Mike was being shitty. Let's end it there. I think he tweeted something about putting out a vaporwave tape.

And then I said, make one and send us a copy. And then he... That's when he made the five. I think that's the story. I can't do just one. Now, on his label, it says, Happy Puppy Records is a net label from Canada, started by Lee Rosevere in 2001 and went online

in 2006. If it was a net label for five years before it went online, what was it? How is that a net label? Like an actual net? Not the internet, but like an actual... Yeah, you don't get it. It's because it's Canadian. There's something lost in translation.

Okay, that's probably what it is. It's not lost in translation. Okay, that's probably what it is. It's not an American net. Okay, well, let's play this tape by Leif Rosevear's project. What's it called? Stereo Voices? Stereo Voices. Stereo Voices. Here's a little something. Thank you. Take a spank out your hand with the tap you set

You're gonna test it on the internet. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net.

Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net.

Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net.

Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net.

Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net.

Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Net. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. so so so don't be like no dave take it off take it down What's up? So don't be like, no, Dave. Take it off.

Take it down. Just the first track. Stereo Voices. Oh, we're back again? You guys are pranking me. Back again. Air prank. Air prank.

That'd be a good band name. Air prank. Air prank. Somebody canank. Air Prank. That would be a good band name, Air Prank. Air Prank. Somebody can use that if they want. Air Prank, Buttery Notions, C35. On Toxic Leg Cast. Toxic Leg Cast. You're striking gold tonight.

Thanks, baby. Thanks, Candy Boy. That sounded completely believable. All right, whose turn is it? Dave. Completely believable. Completely. I fooled you.

Gotcha. Totally normal. You boys aren't hitting me with the sound clips like I like to be hit with. Mike was being shitty. Let's end it there. I like to be bathed with them. I think I'm out. The listeners want to hear them.

What'd you say? I think I'm out. You think you're out? Oh, no. I got one'm out. The listeners want to hear them. What'd you say? I think I'm out. You think you're out? Oh, no. I got one more. Show me the money. Reach up on that. You're losing all your shit tonight, Dave. Yeah, I keep putting in weird places. Damn it.

I'm gonna play Easy Chord. Easy Chord. Easy Chord. That's Tammy Dong. That's the button I left on my keyboard. Oh, Tammy's back. Are you bored? Fire stuff and easy cord. What's Tammy Dong selling now? She's not just doing long tongues anymore.

Easy cords. She says and smiles. She doesn't talk about the product at all. Just holds them. No, she doesn't even. She just like points to them off camera. It could be anything. Order an EZ Chord now.

EZ Chord. Plug it in. That's pretty good. I don't care if you drive a Mazda, a Honda, or a Ford. You're going to love my EZ Chord. Plug it in. Plug it in. It's a really short extension

cord. It's like two inches long. No, I don't think it's that long. I don't think it's that long. I think it's like it's like the part you plug into the wall and then it's just like maybe a quarter inch and

is it two male ends? Yeah. It's like an adapter it's to make two extension cords long no that doesn't make any sense no it's to convert front no way that would work either i don't think they would make it for anything i think you play you plug it in. You use it. You plug it in the female ends of two other regular long cords. And then you get a really long cord. Tammy Dong had a little bit of

a drug problem. She had a coke problem from all that long tongs money. I snorted a lot of Zorg. She was just telling her engineers about this fucking idea that she had when she was on a coke binge and she just wouldn't let it up.

It's an easy court. It's an easy court. It's double-sided court. What don't you get? What don't you get? But, Debbie, what are we going to do with it? Make it. She's all sweaty. You we going to do with it? Make it. It's all sweaty.

You're going to make it. Just make it, damn it. Don't make me start cursing. All right, what are we doing? Are we playing a tape? Do you have a tape? Easy Cord, that's the name of it. Don't go into a pit.

Are you bored? Easy Cord. Show me the money. Let me see this. Who put out this tape and all that stuff? Are you bored? Easy Cord. That's the name of it. Don't go into a pit. Are you bored? Easy Cord. Show me the money. Let me see this. Who put out this tape and all that stuff? Are you bored? Easy Cord. Plug it in. But don't just take it from me. Here's NFL quarterback and all-star man

John Elway. Hi, John. Hi. I love EZ Chord when I'm bored. That's the only word that rhymes with EZ Chord. He just says the commercial all over again. And she's like, extra point. Alright.

EZ Chord. Landforms. split with yeah split with forest management yes called landforms this is this is the other split with the name we don't like that forest management tape can can somebody get a sound clip of boo a bunch of people doing uh-huh and we can use it when it's stuff we don't like when stuff we don't like. When stuff we don't like happens. That's pretty good. That'll work. Let me check this bad boy out. Oh, I'd live there. Look at that. Overlooking the water.

Some guy booing in a sewer. This looks like the potted plant. Scaring goblins. That looks like the potted plant from Minecraft. It does kind of, doesn't it? It does, but that's in real life. Whoa, what? My mind's playing tricks on me.

Whose landforms? Or no, that's... God real life. Whoa, what? My mind's playing tricks on me. Who's landforms? Or no, that's... Goddammit. The name of the split. Well, goddammit, then. Who's easy cord? All right. Do you know who easy cord is?

Plug it in. Did you make it yet? Did you make my cord? Did you make my easy cord? It's too long. It's three inches. I said an inch and a quarter at's three inches i said the inch and quarter at the most i said an inch of the core all right let's play this easy cord plug it in Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Easy chord.

Don't be bored. Hi, I'm Danny Dump from Danny Dump's Croc Socks the only socks made especially to wear with Crocs loved by both punks and jocks the Danny Dump Croc Socks are gonna be locked

up in four knocks you're gonna love them so much easy chord that was awesome man Auditory Field Theory did we ever mention that to release that tape so much. Easy cord. That was awesome, man. Auditory field theory. Did we ever mention that to release that tape? Yes. Yes, we got through all the important stuff. You said something about Tammy Dawn. Yes, we did. Good robot. Too scary.

I'm not scared of robots. They're too scary. That's my sewer. That's my sewer robot. Sewer robot. I hate sewer robots. Play the tape play the tape all right i'm gonna play a tape here now or do we want to talk more about that twitter guy let's talk about the twitter guy oh that guy i'm sorry man what would you have said that you he would think you're a piece of shit something bad yeah something really bad a piece of shit? Something bad. Yeah, something really bad. A piece of shit's a bad thing to call somebody.

Oh, it's real bad. Oh, it's gross. It's gross? Poop is gross. No, it's poop's funny. Oh, you're taking it like literal. Well, it's funny because it's gross. You piece of shit.

Like you excrement. You waste. Yeah, and just a piece of it. You can't even do all that. You can't even be all that. You can't even be an entire movement. You couldn't be the entire movement. You're just one piece of it. You can't even do all that. You can't even be all that. You can't even be an entire movement. You couldn't be the entire movement. You're just one piece of the shit.

A little one, too. Just a little one. A segment. A segment. Not even your own little turd. You probably weren't even in the wiping class. You didn't even get wiped. You just fell right out.

You make me sick. Because I don't think we've ever said anything that somebody would actually say that. You say fucked up shit all the time. No. But that's what the people expect from the roll dog. Mike over here tabs out the bad boys of tape podcasting.

The bad boys? I would like to be the bad boys. Of anything? In your mid-thirties, you think it's about time. The bad boys? The bad boys. The bad boys? I'll do that.

I'll get some leather jackets. Red leather. Describe how the logo's going to be on the back. It's going to be an eight ball with Q-sticks crossbones. This is the name of our

pool shark crew. We're not like a gang, like a street gang. No, we're not. We professionally play pool. No, we just like pool cues and pool balls. No, we don't like the game. Who's our nemesis? Who's our

adversaries? The other rival gang? Yeah. I don't know. I can't think of anything. our adversaries the other rival gang yeah I don't know I can't think of anything the Hornet boys the Hornet boys

they wear yellow sweatpants and black t-shirts alright buzz no that's a bees bees that's what hornets sound like alright

my turn so anyway Twitter I'm gonna play a tape from speaker footage I don't know what it sounded like. All right. My turn. So anyway, Twitter. I'm going to play a tape from speaker footage, on the label Speaker Footage, I should say. A new, kind of new, what is this? Number nine. Fairly new.

Number nine. Like a finery sub-label. Oh, finery. Finery. I was waiting for them to do that. Working down with the finery. Finery. Just like that. That finery. Finery. I was waiting for them to do that. Working down at the finery. Finery. Just like that. That finery.

The project is A-G-T. A-Y-G-E-T-E. Tape's called All Threes Again. Gotcha prank. Gotcha prank. What's a gotcha prank? Who got me? It's like when you play a trick on somebody.

What's that on the cover? What's that on the cover? Is that like blue paint? What is that? I can't tell. It's an awesome mind puzzle. Yeah, I can't tell either. I see a face.

A face? Hand it back to me. Yeah, there's a nose right there. It's not haunted, is it? Too scary. And there's lips. That's not a very good face. Oh, I see a dragon now You see the dragon fighting the wizard

What is it? It's a dragon Made out of like what's that kind of paper You put in like gift bags Rice Rice paper No the Cardstock Like tissue paper

I don't know what you're talking about You get a bag with a present. Heavy card stock. Like parent size, giant pieces of card stock just shoved in there. How do you do it? Let's play this.

Let's play a game where we hand it to each other. Now we play grape. Somebody should be confused because in the movie, they think the computer's called War Grapes, and the computer keeps saying that that's not my name. It's just the name of the movie. We should have a section where we talk about tape, but we toss around the tape in the backyard.

So I got a tape. Don't throw it to me. I'm not going to be able to catch it. Dave, will you be able to catch it? Yeah. I'm like, so what do you think about that new batch on orange milk? And then you catch it and then you say something and throw it back to me.

Uh-huh. Anyway, AGT. Good back and forth. War Grapes 2. That's why they gave us a podcast. War Grapes 2 came out already? Yeah. War Grapes 2. That's why they gave us a podcast. War Grapes 2 came out already? Yeah. War Grapes 2. Yeah. Lost in scrapes. Lost in

scrapes. Because I'm lost in scrapes. Here we go. Out of scrapes is too scary. Out of scrapes. scare out our screams. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. A-G-T. Not the letters. Mike, we had an agreement. Yeah. God damn it.

You'd rather me do that? Yeah, that was better. No, actually, put it back in there. Just mute me for a little bit. Mike's chewing on food. It's gross. And an agreement. No more chewing on food. You did.

I stopped doing it. Did you notice that, Dave? Joe did a good job. You've been coming back too early. You're still chilling. Am I back, baby? There I am. You've been being too scary with these coming back ins it

normally takes you a while too scary little industry talk for everybody coming back ins is what you call it when you come back in from the song show me the money all right all right i'm gonna show we boy joey boy this is the end of the show this is the last day was the last day yeah all right i'm gonna play it are you bored last tape. Oh, this is the last tape? Yeah. All right, I'm going to play a track from this. Are you bored? Easy chord. Plug it in. Plug it in. It's a promo. Now they'll go an extra short.

Extra short. This is a promotional edition of an upcoming late cut seven inch record. A chord so short it's impossible to sort. A knife like a song you can't whistle. Cabin floor esoterica. Cut by Peter King. He's still doing it. He's still doing it. The guy from New Zealand, right? You gotta call him up on the old timey telephone.

That's crazy. Still going at it. And since he's in New Zealand, he talks into the part you listen to, and he listens out of the part you talk into, so it's impossible to get a conversation. What, mate? Hold on. Wake up, mate!

Oi! Oi! Crikey! It's Peter King here! You said you wanted what you say, 12-inch light. What? Listen, I'm telling you, it sounds like racket.

It can't be right, man. You can't hear the drums in the mix. What? It's going on what? Too long? What ass? This bit. That's my Peter King bit.

It was pretty good. Not Peter King. What's his name? Yeah, it's Peter King my Peter King bit. It was pretty good. Not Peter King. What's his name? Yeah, it's Peter King. Peter King? Yeah. Mike, what's in that cup? Some french fries.

Let me get some. Sure thing. Go for it. Anything for you. So this is a comp of some acoustic guitar people. Side A is Dylan Golden Aycock, Daniel Bachman, Wes Tyree Tashi Dorji Matt Leroy

Say them all again And Raglor Did you mention That this is like a promotional I did, I did, this is for a 7 inch coming out How much of a 7 inch length How much are they packing in a 7 inch With 3 people per side

That's a lot You know You can get like You can get like 8 minutes on the side Of the 7 inch You can stretch it That far right

You probably don't want to You're compromising Some Yeah you're compromising Fidelity That point Terabit per groove The A side

We'll play the Dylan Golden Aycock The what's on my We're gonna to play what? Give him reverb. Hold on. We're going to play what? Dylan Aycock. To take us out for the night.

Let's also play the Daniel Bachman track. These are pretty short, right? They must be if there's only three sides. There's only three sides. So Dylan Aycock, Airedale, and then Daniel Bachman. That's a John Fahey cover. Yeah, Steamboat.

Recorded September 10th, 2015. Y'all like Steamboatin'? I like Steamboatin'. You ever been on an old-fashioned Steamboat? You ever go muddin' with Craig and them? Steamboatin', they played Knucklehead Fest 2013. They were pretty good. I knew there was a little piece missin'. Who else was play they played Knucklehead Fest 2013. I knew there was a little piece missing.

Who else was playing Knucklehead Fest? It's a boat trio. Jimmy plays Robodor. Jason, he plays Fishing Pole. I don't know why. I think that's fucking dumb. It ain't got nothing to do with a boat. It's just fishing.

But whatever. How long is fishing? He ain't been in a band that long though. I like their old stuff. I was going to say Captain Flores or Jericho. Did you mention that? I did. I mentioned everything but I don't know about everything.

I don't know about everything. Butchie plays a pontoon. The pontoon. The pontoon. All right. Tabs out. Because that podcast episode 75. Thanks for being with us. Yeah, thanks.

Third Kind Records providing the intro. Dwarfcraft Devices for powering this episode. I'm sorry if we ever hurt your feelings. Dwarfcraft Devices for sponsoring the episode. Dwarfcraft.com. Check them out. Enter the promo code uh too scary enter the code would you like to play a grape too scary is the code too scary t-o-o that was pretty seamless boys what to say and uh yeah so it you did good you are the man

oh uh Towsound's cassette is our next uh subscription series tape which will if you're hearing this you probably got a day or two to donate and grip that it's a bedazzled tape it's over there it's got a precious jewel on the cover I like precious jewels I like

semi-precious jewels at a good price point precious jewels. I like semi-precious jewels. At a good price point, I'll go for a semi-precious jewel. All right. Bye. Thanks. Bye. Goodbye. You piece of shit.

Goodbye. Listen to that. Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha. You boys still there? Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha.

Hoo-ha. All right. That's Al Pacino. Hoo-ha. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021