Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #76 | 12.6.15

Episode Date: December 6, 2015

TALsounds, ovis aurum, Szamanka, Drainolith, Majeure, Seth Graham, Repulsar, Qualchan., Ray Phaze Tropic, Vegetators, Mike Nigro, Cosmic Son, Crank Sturgeon, Astralarms, and Amalgamated.

you're gross give me a three two one go one this episode of tabs out is brought to you by dwarf craft devices dwarf craft devices dwarf craft devices jesus christ making new machines for new music i think that might have been clipping that was too scary dave dwarf craft devices sponsored the show in the past you probably should have bought something from them already they're making some pretty tight handmade effects pedals and neural rack synth modules oh yeah out of uh eau claire wisconsin they were actually voted by the eau claire wisconsin gazette as one of the top local makers of handmade effects pedals and neural rack synth modules i hear some sandworms or something what's going on you hear that this is a little i I recorded this.

Oh, yeah? This is a... Did you get this off the radio? I got this... I held my boombox up to the radio. It's that new Odell, man. Wait, you held your boombox up to the radio? Well, I don't have a... I don't have, like, the... He doesn't have the wires.

Yeah, well, I don't have a double... I don't have a radio and a tape deck combo. Combo. So I have the radio. It's like the shower radio, and then I hold't have a radio and a tape deck combo. Combo. So I have the radio, it's like the shower radio, and then I hold my boombox when I'm in the shower. I hold my boombox up until we record it. You're silly. It's pretty good.

Now this I used while I was using that Music From Outer Space Sound Lab MIDI synth through the Wizard of Pitch. Wizard of Pitch. Pitch shifter. It's right behind you, Dave. Grab it real quick. Yeah, I want to see it. It's right behind you, Dave. Grab it real quick. Yeah, I want to see it. It's a fucking tight pedal, man.

That yellow one. There it is. Don't drop it, Dave. No, you can drop it because it's like singing Sam Worms. Yeah, right? It's pretty tight. It's got like these two...

Joe, what are the two toggle switches on there? Step and... I thought it was Bender, but what does it say? Better? No, I think it's Bender. Oh, it is an N. Okay. I thought it was twoender but what does it say better no i think it's bender oh it is an n okay i thought it was two d's like the step you you hit you hit this you you activate the steps and like um you know it pitches in steps rather than just sliding but if you do both of them the

steps and the bender shit gets like super weird and glitchy and kind of like flip-flops all over the place it's fucking tight man flip-flops like a little sandworm this ain't your fucking uh ann edna's pitch shifter this is a pitch shifter for my generation i look nice it is it's built real nice and the designs on this shit is always are always awesome yeah what's that like a little uh it's a fucking wizard like what do you think of this well i see a viking helmet from here i thought it was a viking helmet well it's called the wizard of pitch let me see it no it's he's a wizard you know because it's not just two more yeah more than two horns is not a viking anymore and i don't think these are like horns on the helmet i think

they're his horns going through like an old-timey football the leather the leather that was um there's a pedal that they make it to uh an echo pedal i believe called the minivan that that looks fucking i want to fuck around with that i was watching a few videos um actually the video i was watching dude from dwarfcraft is like you know fuck with it and he's like going over all the stuff you can use it for yeah and he's you know like five string guitars acoustic guitars microphones drum drum bands, cables that aren't plugged into anything,

and it just says real small over it, avant-garde. Oh, and another thing I remember that was tight about that pedal is it says minivan, and one of the I's, the dot on the I is the LED from the pedal. Oh, that's tight.

It's pretty fucking tight. Yeah, but... You think that was on purpose or on accident? Like, after it was done, I bet you it was the third run of them before somebody pointed it out, and he was still like, what are you talking about? No, their shit's fucking tight. And like I said, it looks fucking awesome.

Everything sounds fucking awesome. You guys have been fucking around with that Yep module. I've been fucking around with the Yep. Yeah, the Yep's fun. Yep. Yep. It's really fun. I've been fucking around with the yep. Yeah, the yep's fun. Yep. Yep. It's really fun. I like this part. Let's just listen to this for a while. Yeah, but this is...

You can check them out at dwarfcraft.com. Use coupon code TOOSCARY. That's one word. To get... You know it. I want to say 15% or 10% or or you get a percentage off yeah more than one percent more than one percent but less than 100 there is some sort of discount that you receive you'll receive a discount it's definitely less than 20 though so we're between 2 and 20 percent

no no it's a double digit so it's we're between 10 and 20. If you can guess it, you get it for free. That's not true. If you can guess what the percentage? Yeah. Like you sit there at your computer and to yourself you say 13%. And then you check and you're like, I got it. Yeah, and then balloons pop up and says, congratulations, you won. No, just one balloon.

Just one balloon. And then another pop-up comes up and it goes, are you a boy or a girl? Have you ever gotten that pop-up? No. On the Pir-up? No. On the pirate bay? No. On the pirate bay? Really?

Yeah, it's weird. This pop-up will come up and real loud, it'll go, are you a boy or a girl? What is it a pop-up for? It's something like... Bathrooms. It's a pop-up for bathrooms. Something like World of Warcraft,

like role-playing game thing. That's so fucking weird. Yeah, it's weird. Are you a boy or a girl? I don't download things illegally, like, role-playing game thing. That's so fucking weird. Are you a boy or a girl? I don't download things illegally, Dave, so I don't know what Pirate Bay is. Oh, I only download the torrent files. I don't actually download...

Oh, but then you don't open the torrent. Let's stick to Dwarfcraft for a few minutes. I like to collect torrents. We should probably stick to Dwarfcraft. We probably shouldn't go too far off the rails. Dwarfcraft.com. Dwarfcraft.com. Dwarfcraft.com. Every time I want to talk about my torrent collection. How many torrents do you have?

Jesus Christ. Oh, I got all kinds, Joe. You can look at them one day. I'll bring you over. You can check them out. Over. So go to Dwarfcraft.com. Check out their shit. Like I said, handmade effects pedals and Eurorax synth modules. The official effects pedals of Scott Weiland.

It's the only pedals that he uses. Oh, Jesus Christ. You were right away making jokes about that on the interweb. Yeah. Use coupon code TOOSCARY, one word, at dwarfcraft.com. Body wasn't even cold yet. I know. Sorry, ripping on him.

It's always cold. Spitting fire. All right. So, this is TAL Sounds, and you're listening to Tabs Out. Thank you. Smells like big league chewing here. Taps out. White grape. Cassette podcast, episode number 76. Can I smoke this in here?

Like the 76ers. Did you know that... Oh, Tate's Like the 76ers. Did you know that... Oh, taste to a number facts again. Did you know... It's been a while. ...that Sean Bradley was 7'6". Was 7'6". Feet tall, yeah.

It was number 76. Born in 1976. Wait, he was born in... And played for the 76ers. He wasn't born in 1976. Yes, he was. No, no way. I might have made that part up.

You made that part up. Born in a Dave's number facts. When did he get drafted? It was the early... 1976. 1976. He was drafted in... He was born in 1876.

Oh, Tab's Out Cassette Podcast. Episode... Number what? Number 70... Something. What I don't understand is I feel like we do this podcast all the time Uh huh we do But how does like Joe Rogan he's like episode 562

They do them constantly Cause it's called commitment Joe I'm here everyday hoping somebody's gonna show up What is Dave doing? Dave what are you doing? I had a little message on my phone It's called a text Dave you can say text No it was a push notification from Amazon

Alright sorry We should start another thing called little messages it's called a text Dave you can say text no it was a push it was a push notification from Amazon fucking alright sorry we should start another thing called little messages jerks little messages yeah it's an app little messages

wait just get little messages it's not a podcast it's an app no it's an app and then you get text and someone's like well you mean like a text and I'm like no no

our thing's different it's called little messages it should just it's an app that makes text messages really small it like defaults to your screen to half size. It's like, god damn

Joe sent me a little message. Text prank. I gotta call him back and tell him just to text me. Oh, write the code for that, Dave. Yeah, you're a code man. You're an old timey code man. Break out your HTML notepad. This guy came into work. No way. You're right. This real douchebag dude.

And he said he's making an app and it's getting ready to land or whatever. He'll be able to get it. I'm about to launch it. It's called Boner Be Gone. Okay. And there's three levels. So it's if you have a boner somewhere and you don't want to have it anymore. The first level is just pictures of an animal or something.

And then it progressively gets worse. And the last thing is Naked Grandma. And he was very proud of this app good idea yeah that he's making yeah how old is this person like in his 40s oh okay because i was figuring they would either have to be in their 40s or like an eight-year-old yeah yeah well i have a tip if you ever need to make your boner go away, just squeeze your legs. Squeeze your leg muscles like... In the back? In the back.

Oh, I feel like you're not doing a bit. Like you're saying something that you read somewhere. Is this real? This is real. Yeah. This is real? All right. This is a life hack.

I'm going to try it. Hold on. This is a life hack. I love life hacks. I hate that term so much. Life hack? Eight things you can do with a pool skimmer. You'll never guess what's inside a VCR.

Joe, try to get a boner real quick and then squeeze your legs and see if it works. Oh, no, I did it already. It works. Dave, that time has passed. It came and went. All right, well, speaking of boners, who wants to play the first tape?

You do. I have no clue what that was supposed to mean. I'm going first? Yeah. You want me to go first? You want me to do this? You want me to do this? Show me the money. I'll show you the money. What do I want to mean? I'm going first? Yeah. You want me to go first? You want me to do this? Yeah. You want me to do this? Show me the money.

I'll show you the money. What do I want to start off with? I got some weird ones, but I don't know if I want to go right into that or if I want to work into it. I'd work into it. Well, you know what I'm going to do? That's how I get boners, so you got to work into it. Let's not talk about that.

It smells like a cigar in here. Yeah. That's my blunt. No, that smells like bubble gum. It does smell like bubble gum. Let's start off with this tape from the intro there. It's white grape. Tao Sounds, Natalie from Goodwill Smith,

who plays under Tao Sounds solo, who was kind enough to release a Tabs Out subscription series tape, the most recent one that just shipped, I don't know what, I think the day before Thanksgiving. Tape called Squid Time Continuum.

Packaging turned out insane. I like how it turned out. What we got here, well first of all we should explain if you want to get these tapes, go to the website. Show me the money. You show me the money and you will get them. These are special tapes for subscribers.

So you pay us 50 bucks and then we'll send you like four really special tapes. Show me the money. Throughout the year. And any other goodies that we get. Like you might get a postcard one day that's like, want to get rid of a boner? Squeeze your legs. Yeah. And if you're a gentleman and you can get a boner,

that'll, you know, it might flow your boat. It might be in your wallet. And then you're like, you have a bonerer. That'll, you know, if you... It might float your boat. It might be into that kind of thing. Keep it in your wallet. And then you're like, you have a boner, and you're like, I know how to,

hold on. Personalize. And somebody's like, just download Boner Be Gone from the Play Store. This is faster, trust me. So this tape, what we got here,

you got a blue O card, right? And it's bejeweled. It does have a little jewel on there. There's a squid on the front. Where'd you get those? AC Moore? You know what? I got some at AC Moore, but they weren't adhesive.

What? So I went to Jo-Ann Fabrics and bought a bag of 100 for less of adhesive ones for less than the bag of like 50 from AC Moore. With no adhesive. What'd you do with the other ones? Threw them in the street. He went to the top of a hill and threw them down the street. I went to the beach. Got a ball. I threw them into the street. He went to the top of a hill and threw him down the street. I went to the beach.

Got a ball. I threw him into the ocean. So you slide it out. You slide the tape out of this O card. It's got this yellow piece of paper here with little pictures on it and the track times and stuff like that. What would you call that? It's like an N card.

I was going to say a U card, but that's an N card. That's a lowercase N card. Yeah. And then standard, a pro-dub tape. This is our first pro-dub tape? Or have we done a pro-dub tape before? We've done pro-dub. What was pro-dubbed?

I want to say it was the comp. Yeah, that God's Power comp was pro-dubbed. And you got the tape here. You got a four panel J card here. It's a nice thing. It's very nice. And the material is fucking insane. She also did a tape. I was listening

to it the other day, actually, trying to firm up the top 200 list for the year. Oh, I had stuff for that. That's a big deal. You boys know how big of a deal that is. People go wild. I wrote stuff down. Oh, yeah? I got 10 things. There you go. Is that good? Any bit helps, Joe. I got about 30. But she put out a tape

on... Don't worry, Joe. Neither of ours are going to make the list. good any any bit helps joe all right i got about 30 but she put out a tape on uh 20 show off on uh don't worry joe neither of ours are gonna make the list if they do they'll be all the way down at the bottom yours will be like a supplement like bonus bonus list did she did a tape on uh hasu mountain over the over this year sometime a few months ago that's fucking insane it's insane man and i'm gonna say this again this is a tabs out pro tip take the reverb off i like it i like last time i was asking for your bird the whole time you wouldn't give it to me now i'm drenched in it i can't get enough of it. This is a pro tip for everyone listening. If you're getting your tapes dubbed, right,

do a different color ink on both sides, on the A side and the B side. Yeah, I talked to you about that the other day. They don't charge you anything extra. That's nice. And that's why I hate now when you get a tape and it only has an imprinting on the A side because I think you only really need to pay for the film to get the B side. Right. You know what I mean? an imprinting on the A side. Because I think you only really need to pay for the film to get the B side.

Right. You know what I mean? This imprinting turned out really nice, too. The white tape with the red on one side and the blue on the other side. I did the color scheme for this was based on my living room. Oh, nice. I got the walls. See, my walls are bare Maiden Voyage.

Okay. And then the couch, I have a Cranfors couch from Ikea with a Ulevi Green slipcover. And then the red, that's Drumbeat from Glidden. That's the trim. You know all the names to your paints. I got a Muguccino down there. This is grass cloth, this room.

You're an insane person. You gotta know what colors you got. I just go and I say, give me white. On the next episode of Chair Talk. Tau sounds. Squid time continuum. On the, uh, on tabs out. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. The Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm going to go. Should we announce who the next one is? Yeah, do it. Yeah. This would be crazy. The next... You guys, let's just...

This would be naughty. We're going to do a pulse emitter tape. What? That's cool. It's going to be fucking sick, man. We're brainstorming the packaging now. I got some tricks up my old sleeve. But that one there is a C33.

Edition 50, like I said. Pro W. And it's got your name on it. Somebody is selling some Tabs Out subscription series tapes on Discogs. Really? What are they going for? Like five bucks, but no one's bought them.

The weird thing is it has someone's name on it, though. These all say your name. Which takes a lot of work to plan that all out. That's kind of fucked up. I don't think it's fucked up. You can do whatever you want with them. No, you can't. You can't. They're yours.

You have to keep it forever. God, I wish I could... I'm going to try to figure out who this person is. I'll do some hacking. Get the... Get the Russians in on that and see if they can hack his IP address. What do I do when I search? I don't know how to use Discogs. We'll hack the net. Get the Russians in on that and see if they can hack his IP address. What do I do when I search?

I don't know how to use Discogs. I feel like there's constantly... No one had anything to say to that. I don't know how to use Discogs and it's just like, all right, whatever. Six for sale. Let's see what this asshole's name is. Dan's getting sleepy already.

Lost at Sea. Lost at Sea is his name. I'm hacking over here like Danny Tanner Are you hacking From Terminator Danny Tambor Here's a picture of him Look I hacked into his profile It's cold wherever he is

He's got a wool hat Jackets are buttoned all the way up So it's a guy who's in a really cold place But whatever You can do what you want Who wants to go now It's a button all the way up. So it's a guy who is in a really cold place. But whatever. You can do what you want with him. Who wants to go now? I'm going to go.

What do you want? Clockwise. I'm going to play. What? Or what? What? Or else. Or else.

All right. What do you got? We get messed up if we don't go clockwise. Ovis Arum. Ovis Arum? Yeah. That's like... On Seagrave. That's like what guys have...

You know, we all come from the female form, and instead of fallopian tubes, we have ovis arms. They're just like little shriveled up vines. What are you talking about? Under our organs. My uncle, his got infected. Are you serious? Oh, the one who built the bombs during the war?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, everything got infected with that guy, right? But his ovis arm fell off, I heard. Yeah. That's crazy. Let me see it. Mine's got thorns in them. Thorns? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, everything got infected with that guy, right? But his Ovis Arum fell off, I heard. Yeah. That's fucked up. Let me see it. Mine's got thorns in them. Thorns?

Yeah. In your Ovis Arum? Yeah. You should get that checked out, dude. Yeah, you should go to the doctor. Sorry.

It hurts once in a while. Dude, just relax. Seriously. This looks awesome. What label is this on? Seagrave. Seagrave? I've never heard of that label.

Me neither. I got two tapes from them. I feel like I might have a Seagrave. Seagrave? I've never heard of that label. Me neither. I got two tapes from them. I feel like I might have a Seagrave tape or two. Oh yeah? Yeah. Do they all... Let me ask you a question. And it's okay if they don't.

Do they all look like this? I don't think exactly like that. A picture? Because there's like a picture... With the circle? And then there's a circle in the bottom right-hand corner, like a solid red circle that says Ova's Arm. No, I don't think they do.

The next one's not like a green circle? That's a pretty good idea for like a setting. They should start doing it now. They should do like, because this is their fourth release. Start now. Start now. It would be weird for the ones that they didn't do it for. It would be, but they'd get over it.

Yeah, who cares? They'd get over it. This looks nice. I like this a lot. Yeah, play something from the A-side, why don't you? I got some information on this guy here i hacked into his mainframe gary james giller geller gellier gary old gare say it every big every way it can be said dave find out i want you to find out which way it's right and then i want you to hack that into the uh the final edit

when you open this up in garage band do. Do what now? Add reverb to it. Oh, you know who runs this label? I don't know who. You know that project Bloodroom that did a tape on? Yes. Oh, yeah. Bloodroom and it says Solo One, I guess. Oh, they do FlexiDiscs. Good for them.

Oh, really? I thought they couldn't be made anymore. I feel like FlexiDiscs were, there was only one place that made them in Clearwater, Florida, and it was a Christian company. Yeah, and then i thought they like but maybe that was just like made up that's just yeah maybe i i started that kind of was pre-internet what was a flexi disc what do you mean i mean i know what it was but like what was it was just like

plastic and they just like it was just on the plastic yeah but it was black it was like um i don't know i always thought it was like a thin thing of vinyl. Like just like a... Yeah. Like they took one record and one of those scrapers and they just scraped off the top layer. That's a flexi. Then they press it again and they scrape the next one off.

I don't know. That's a pain in the process. I remember seeing some documentary with the Gogol Bordello dude talking about how they used the bootleg records on x-ray film. Oh, like Leif got onto like... I'm not sure. He said they called it music on the bones. I had a Frodo's flexi.

Oh, yeah. Came free in a magazine or something. I had monkey bite. I had a flexi of like dogs barking. Really? That came with like a National Geographic or something. Where's that? It's in my house. Oh, you still have it?

Yeah. Okay, break that out every once in a while. Yeah. I play it once in a while. It's a pretty good jam. I really wanted that CR Flexi. Remember that one? It was real limited. I don't remember the CR Flexi. I had the one the, um, was it Suppression and Benumb or something like that? Oh, I don't know. And then the McDonald's one. Everybody had the McDonald's.

Big Mac and BLT, quarter pounder Winston cheese filet, official hamburger, cheeseburger, happy meals. And then you don't one. Everybody had the McDonald's. Oh, I had the McDonald's one. Million dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Mac and BLT, quarter pounder, Winston cheese filet, official hamburger, cheeseburger, happy meals. Ah! And then you don't win the million dollars. Yeah. Gotcha!

Exactly. All right, well, let's get into this Ovis arm. Show me the money. Self-title tape on Seagrave. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Ovis Orum. Ovis Orum. Ovis Orum. We're back.

We're back. And we're back. And we're back. That was tight. I like that. Yeah, it was good. Seagrave. Number four.

Number four. Check that out. Number nine. Now, when you just said it like that, Joe, is that a reference to anything? No. You're just post-reference right now. Oh, yeah.

He's like, number four. Just the old-reference right now yeah as if it's from something that's from something you came up while we were listening to that tape you came up with a really good idea that i think we need to discuss live on air what about me getting into smelling things yeah about you carrying smells like tiny like jars like full of different i'm thinking like a pill sized a pill jar size thing yeah but if we could make it so it's half as tall i have some of those okay yeah only only like an inch two inches tall yeah with different stuff in it that's open up that drawer behind you do it now while we're like you know waste the time on this is what listeners want to hear you see that one oh this is exactly what i'm talking about yeah exactly yeah so how tall is

that like a quarter inch tall it's like a one of those gold lion balm jars imagine that's probably a half inch right yeah a half inch pill case with the little uh screw on top and you fill it with like spicy ones and sweet ones oh yeah all kinds of smells and you have like the guy from blues traveler had the vest with all the harmonicas yeah and every once in a while you're just like with spicy ones and sweet ones. Oh, yeah. All kinds of smells. And you have the guy from Blues Traveler had the vest with all the harmonicas. That's all he is? Yeah. And every once in a while, you're just like,

take a smell of something. It's a really good idea. I think you should go to public parks and bring a little fold-out chair and then just tell your wife, I need to go to the park and have a smell. And just go sit there and get a sun hat and go sit out there in the parking lot.

And you just look at it like feeding the ducks. Yeah, just like look at it. And then like you were saying. Like feeding the ducks. Yeah. Just smelling. I can start to sell blends on my website. I think people, if people got into vaping, I think people will get. And people are into that.

I think you've got to come up with a cool name for it though. Because vaping sounds fresh. Where, shoot, LA? Is that where I opened the first storefront? Or is this strictly an online thing? See, I. And then I have a YouTube channel where I review smells. Yes, this is a good idea.

But you need a good name for it. It has to have a good name for when you do it. It can't just be called smelling. No, no. Dick's face lit up. He has something. What's he got? Like, wifting.

Olfing. Olfing? Like, olfactory. Oh! Olfing. Olfing? Oh, I like it. Now, let me ask you a question, Joe. Olfing. Olfing? Like olfactory. Oh. Olfing. Olfing. I like it. Now let me ask you a question, Joe.

Is this for like cool young people who are like have these smells? Or is it for like the guy at the coffee shop with like the mustache and like. Yes. It's for that guy. It's for that guy? Yeah. And he's just there with the smells? Yeah.

You have like a nice whiskey. Okay. Go to an old shop. You have different. Or a coffee like you said. a nice whiskey. Okay. Go to a golf shop. You have different, or a coffee, like you said, a nice coffee, and then different smells that go with it.

Yeah. So you take a sip and then smell the thing. And I feel like people would be, you'd be able to drink more water, and you'd be able to drink more like instead of lattes and stuff. Because like,

I would just roll around. You could get like just a regular coffee, because then you could just like supplement the lack of taste with a good smell. I would honestly roll around with a little thing with coffee and just smell it i like smell it like just grind it up freshly ground coffee and just smell it this is a really good tomato leaves smell okay you like the way they smell yeah because they smell can we i think we need to start by registering the twitter account the facebook all that that stuff

this is a really good idea. It's basically candles, but there's no danger. Yeah, but nothing's on fire. Candles without the danger. It is just like candles. And people are into that, right? People are reeling in different Yankee candles

that smell like, this one's butterscotch. Yeah. This is a really good idea. Butterscotch yeah this is a good no this is a really good idea butterscotch that's a good one we can start we can start an all first store a what an all first store where's this first store gonna be it's got to be in like a major area la or new york or or london oh yeah i didn't know we're gonna go it's gotta be the thing is i don't understand new York City, white walls, white floor One little black stool in the middle of the store

With 10 cents And that's the name of the store The name of the store is 10 cents Olfing company 10 cents Olfing company 10 cents is the name of the store 10 cents

And it's your senses I like 10 cents golfing company. Tents Sense is the name of the store. Tents Sense? Tents. Like they're tents. And it's your senses. Oh, I like Tents Sense. I want to know for the charge for like the three coffee beans that you're grinding up, how much do you charge for that? Oh, $25. Yeah. But you get the little thing too, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're reusable. Don't turn this into a cake up situation. Some are expensive, like vanilla bean. Vanilla bean's really expensive. I'll pay anything for it. And the most expensive ones you only get like two or three good sniffs from. And then it kind of...

Yeah. There's like a scale. There's like an Olfing scale. An Olfing scale? Yeah, and it has hit on a 7.5. Yeah, yeah. And I think your name works well with this because the Brighton Box Ulfing scale sounds like a real thing.

Alright, let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Somebody else has already done this. Somebody has stolen our idea. You know how many people right now are trying to start an Ulfing store? Man, if in like 10 years this takes off, I'm going to kill myself. Joe, I think you should just in 10 years...

We should commit to you killing yourself in 10 years. Either way. December 5th, 2025. Alright, Dave, what do you got? Got some new scents. Yeah, he's stuck on smells. Coming at you. Should play that patient sounds tape, that professional flowers tape now. That comes with a little smelling card. Oh, that's a good idea. Coming at you. Should play that patient sounds tape, that professional flowers tape now. That comes with a little smelling card.

Oh, that's a good idea. I like that. That's an old thing tape. That's an old thing tape. That's an old thing tape. I'm going to play Zamanca. What? Zamanca.

Zamanca. Yes. S-Z-A-M-A-N-K-A. Zamanca. Spell that again. S-Z-A-M-A-N-K-A. Zamanca. Zamanca.

You're making me nervous. You're making me real nervous. Label dead. I don't think we've ever gotten anything on Colossal Tapes, have we? Colossal Tapes? Colossal Tapes. This is Colossal number 14. Doesn't sound familiar.

Pasadena, California. Old Pasadena. Home of Van Halen, big boy. They would really be into the smells out there. Old thing? Pasadena california old best home of van halen big boy they would really be into um the smells out there all thing pasadena yeah oh yeah yeah oh i like this this looks nice what's that what are some like what what are you i'm curious like are we going like super elegant like on super elegant like elegant so the scent no see i think you can't go elegant because that's too yankee candle it can't be like it can't be like that kind of elegant not that classy yeah like like you'll have like there won't be like how do i explain this

i think it should be like real like uh real clean that's what you're saying the white walls just bare and they should be like damp oak yeah yeah exactly what it is or old growth yeah and it shouldn't be stuff that's like not flavored i don't know if that's the right word like artificially made to smell it should be no no no it should be the yeah it's the thing yeah yeah yeah no i bet you could get we don't use artificial scents okay so if get old cloth, it's just a piece of cloth? Well, no, it's been... Oh, you're extracting the scent.

Extracted into an oil. Okay. I can imagine a full page out in the New York Times of a coal miner with the soot all over his face or whatever, and he's working there, and he's sitting down, and he's got a rag over his shoulder, and then there's one box in the corner that zooms in on the rag and just says, Miner's Rag.

And then you turn the page, and it's you standing there, completely white background, and it's like half the page is just you holding this thing, and it just says where you get that scent from. I'm also going to sell little hook things that you can hook to your glasses so you can put it. Too far. No, too far.

Back it up. Back it up. You're going demol you can put it too far back it up back it up yeah yeah you're going demolition man on the job back it up no you get a little you get like a little tripod adjustable tripod a tiny tripod and yeah and you can put the thing on there all right it's got really really thin silver legs that pull out like antennas telescope that pull out like antennas. Yeah, there's a telescope or whatever that's called, right? Hold on, hold on, hold on. I just got one question. Definitely made of stainless steel or aluminum. It's shiny.

The jars they come in are stainless steel with a magnetic bottom and they stick to the tripod. Last question and then we have to move on. Last question. Can you buy a tiny little fan

to go keep my identity? To blow the straw out of you? Yes. So it's a fan like the size of a postage stamp with four little blades. We'll team up

with Dyson. And it takes a really expensive battery. The only way we make. But it blows real hard.

It blows real hard. We're getting into the battery game now, boys. Goddamn. We have to play this tape. We have to

play this tape. What is it? I forget what it is. Zamonka. Primordial Brew. What is it called? Put your headphones back on. We're not going to Because. We have to play this tape. What is it? I forget what it is. Zamonka. Primordial Brew. What is it called? Put your headphones back on. We're not going to...

Because I'm going to feel too tempted to go back to the thing. So I just got to sit back. Play the tape. What is it called? Primordial Brew on... Yeah, it's a C36. Oh, edition 20. It's a small one.

Yeah. Yeah, this tape's awesome, man. Came out on Halloween. Beautiful. It's scary. Beautiful watercolor kind of abstract.. Came out on Halloween. Beautiful watercolor kind of abstract. Anything can happen on Halloween.

You can have seasonal smells. Of course seasonal smells. The fall line is going to be... blow your mind. Lost pumpkin. No, they just do one. It's just autumn.

Did you get this year's autumn? Yo, it's insane. You only get like two alfs. Simanka from Primordial Brew on Colossal Tapes. You like that artwork? Yeah.

Oh, I can't wait for... Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Zamanca. Primordial brew. Kind of like an Ashroth temple kind of thing. It was tight, man. Was that a chain in the beginning? A chain? It was like a chain. So I was like pulling a chain around.

You pulling my chain. Like, you know, literally pulling a chain. You didn't hear a chain in the beginning? Like a chain restaurant? Like a chain, so I was like Pulling a chain around You pulling my chain Like, you know, literally pulling a chain You didn't hear a chain in the beginning? Like a chain restaurant? Like a chain restaurant, like somebody had a Denny's and an IHOP And they were linked together A Hardee's, a Red Robin They were just pulling them around I love Red Robin

It's like a feat of strength, like Mendel Bomb They got like, they're through a rope in their mouth Give me one of those steak fries Oh, this guy's back? Was that the their mouth. Give me all their steak fries. Oh, this guy's back? Was that the soupy guy? I'm into steak fries now. Wait a minute. Into steak fries.

I'm all for soup. I can't do soup anymore. It's bad for my baby proof syndrome. So you went to steak fries? Steak fries. I feel like that's a bad move. I feel like

soup is a lot of help. No, the fried food is actually good for him. No, the starches are good for my glands. I can't do the voice right now. Thank God. I hate the soup guy. Do I have to call him the... He's not the soup guy.

He's the fry guy, man. He's the fry guy. Steak fry guy. It needs to be steak fry guy. You have to say the whole thing. Steak fry guy. Steak fry guy. All right, my turn?

Yeah. Do it. All right, I'm ready to get... Do I want to get weird or what? It's taking you so long. You have to say the whole thing. Steak fry guy. Alright, my turn? Yeah. Do it. Alright, I'm ready to get... Do I want to get weird? It's taking you so long. You know what I want to do? I got a few things I want to do. What tapes do you have? I know, I'm working on it here. Did you get that other one I asked you to get? No. You see, I'm not going to get mad at you.

Steak fries with real lumpy gravy. No, no, I haven't had a chance to. I don't like the way he says steak fries. I just got used to the way he said soup. Alright, let's do this one. Drenolith Presents, Moskos Reads, The Zonal Poets, Volume 1 on NNA Tapes. This sounds like it's going to be a hoot.

It's going to be a hoot. I wrote about this on the tabs.com the other day. This is a tape that came out. It's like a bonus tape. If you ordered or if you still order, because I still think there's some left. If you order the Dranolith Hysteria LP from NNA

Tapes. If you're one of the, I don't know, first 100, first 75 or something like that. You get this Jamie as a bonus tape. This is Alex Mosko. Dude, he was in AIDS Wolf. He's in that Project Daniel Boone. Yeah, we played a tape one time.

I couldn't decide before if I liked it or not. Oh, yeah, we played it a while ago. We were in the old room. A tape on NNA as well. I still don't know if I like it or not. Oh, yeah? It's something. I like it. I'm not sure if I enjoy it.

But this tape... Take a look at this tape, by the way. This tape on NNA. What's the first thing you notice? It doesn't look like a tape on NNA. It doesn't have the standard... It doesn't have the circle on it. I feel like even for the bonus tape,

they should have done the circle, right? I like that the bonus doesn't. Oh, Dave likes it. You like it? Yeah. Okay, so Dave likes it. Dave likes it. Joe, you don't like it right i like i don't like it tiebreaker yeah they went way off script with it i like it i like it too oh he likes it yeah it went ding ding you got a winning sound ding ding ding ding ding i like the way the nna uh label looks in the back on the black j card too. Yeah, I do. It's in white because it's usually colored on white.

But this is white on colored. No, it's tight. I just noticed that both of you guys talk into your mic like this. How do you do it? And I do it like straight forward. No, that's not how you're supposed to do it. You do it like this, into the light. Into the blue part.

Yeah, but what I'm saying is, I do it straight coming towards me. Still at the blue light. I'm talking what I'm saying is, I do it straight coming towards me. Okay. Still at the blue light. I'm going, talking this way, but you guys are like... Ours are at negative. Sideways. It's easier sideways. I'm not saying, I'm not making judgments on either one. I'm just a...

No. I just noticed. But I am, and I'm saying this way's better. I know. Now I'm going to check it out. All right, check it out. Let me know what you think. That's what I'm saying.

I'm making adjustments. So there's like, it's him reading stuff like... This is nice. Like... I think it's better than I'm saying. I'm making adjustments. So there's like, it's him reading stuff. This is nice. I think it's better than I'm going to always be on the mic now. There you go. Now I see why you do it. Yeah. It's easier, right?

I'm glad you figured that out. It's pretty good. Man, we got these mic stands like eight episodes ago. He's experimenting a little tonight. Yeah, just now breaking her in. So there's an excerpt from- Oh, this goes up, huh? Jesus Christ.

The whole thing, it's got... It moves all around. It moves all around. The fuck? Did you... I got these specifically for you so you could get comfortable. Oh, I didn't know about that joint there.

Do you see the spring? I pointed out the spring at the orientation. When we did the mic stand orientation, it showed all the features. Oh, it spins, too. Yeah, it spins. It was all around. So there's like a... I want to review this on Amazon.

A novel by Zach Davis that he does an excerpt from. A novel? Yeah, Zach Davis, I guess, wrote a novel. Oh, all right. He is a weird dude, right? He is a weird dude. He likes to stick like a fire hose up his butt, I think. What?

Is that a weird story? I've heard a lot of weird stories about that guy. There's like some sort of like... Garden hose. What did I say? A fire hose, a fire hose up his butt, I think. What? I've heard a lot of weird stories about that guy. There's some sort of... Garden hose. What did I say? A fire hose, a garden hose. Alright. I think you need to elaborate. It's fine. Something John Olsen wrote. Some other stuff.

A bunch of other stuff. But what I'm going to play is a great track. It's John Elliott. It's a Yelp review he did for a local diner in Cleveland. And he reads it and he reads it not seriously like he's sitting with a pipe and a

leather chair. Smelling stuff. What is it called again? The smelling, what is it called? Ulfing. Not like he's Ulfing or something like that. What's the container called? I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. The sketch.

The sketch. You nailed it. Yeah, you did nail it. That's like perfect. Knocked it out of the park, dude. Sketch. Sketch. Can there be even a bigger one called a sketch?

They don't make big ones, it's only one size man all right all right let's do this drainerleth uh presents moscow's reads the zonal poets volume one that sounds it was moscow or moscow's i think it's moscow's with an s at the end i'm not sure we're past that what is the other cap called that goes on it with the tubes? The Skitch and the... The Sil. The Sil. Moskos with an S, not Mosko.

We're Moskos. Here he is reading a John Elliott review of, I believe, Catherine's Diner, I think it was. We'll find out. Here we go. John Elliott's review of Catherine's Family Restaurant, 7533 Pearl Road, Cleveland, Ohio. Catherine's is completely insane. From the outside, it looks like it was a 1950s post-World War II building where great things once happened. It looks like sometime in the 70s, the place turned into a diner. It has a cool font for their sign outside.

It's in a blank plaza where life doesn't exist and no oxygen is present. And the building is a cool structure. Upon entering, you hit a complete time warp, which rules. Everything is brown. It looks like people were smoking in there for 80 years. The tables are cool. Anybody born between 1987 can really appreciate this old school style. Yellow water glasses with the weird twisty pattern and all.

Real charming. Except there's a really intimidating crew of like two to four Vietnam vet dudes that post up at the counter if you go early in the morning. Who mean mug the shit out of you when you walk through the door. I mean a total death stare. Like some sling blade shit. I was afraid they were going to throw me in the back of their truck like, Don't take me to the corn silo, Wilson.

Please, not the silo style. Like old harmless men with the evil stares that would scare anybody. Borderline inorganic being status. The shit Castaneda warned you about. These dudes are obviously running shit. They've got to be there every day. It's that 20 years retired style, like when you see an old dude at the post office with a non-vet hat on who could have just dropped his 27 cent stamped letter in the mailbox,

but waits in line and pays an exact change at the desk and wastes everybody's time because it's his event of the fucking week. Fully blasted. I hope I die before I live through a world war. Sorry if that's un-American, shallow, and arrogant. These dudes just weren't cut out for the future of a failed America. Kind of a deep zone. Anyway, the food is cheap, really cheap, like three dollars for a breakfast, which sounds great on paper. I ordered strawberry pancakes, simple enough. When they arrived, there was about a pound of insane,

bright red extraterrestrial gel that was as thick as dish soap that was supposed to be strawberry. My plate looked like a goddamn crime scene. I was pretty worried. One bite indicated that this was sugar and some sort of chemical gel that probably gave me diabetes. Grid food for civilians designed by the man to shorten your life for the low-budget head stuck in the hamster wheel lifestyle

of the crumbled American economy. The seasoned non-vet heads obviously lived through Agent Orange, Charlie and the Trees, and killer 70s drugs, so I can see why this food isn't harmful to them. But I knew I was about to be in trouble if I ate anymore. So I scraped the gel off to one side of the plate and got through some of the pancakes and then covered the pile of aborted alien goop with a half-eaten pancake. The server knew what I did and gave me a cold mean mug. Fair enough. The place is cheap, but it's just too big of a drag.

The non-vet dudes are horrifying. The food food is toxic and i think it's just better to leave some memories in the past even if the aesthetics are inviting due to nostalgia extra star because the sign looks cool and the building and interior is old school sorry kitty deuces i'll go there drain oolith from Dranolith Presents Muscus Reads The Zonal Poets Volume 1 That was a serious piece I'd never have written a Yelp review before

but I hope they're all like that I imagine everyone's is like that, right? I'd still go there No, I still want to check it out for the cool interior, the cool building Yeah, the building's cool Oh, cool building. Yeah. The building's cool. Oh, that's a great description. The building's cool.

That's sick, though. I believe you can still go to NNA Tapes, order that LP, get the tape with it. And yeah, check that out. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out, Wade. There's some tight, like, short electronic interludes between the readings, which are there in the beginning.

Your mom's got short electronic interludes. Between the readings? Between something. All right. Keep it moving. Talking about her boobs. Oh, Christ, you fellas, come on. Stupid.

How much toenail polish is there in a box of it? I'm going to play this tape by Mejore. You think that's how you say that? Mejore? Mejore? Mejore? Yeah, I think that sounds right. Let me look at it.

I'll tell you right away. That's a nice font. I've been saying everything right so far. Yeah, Mejore. Mejore, maybe? Mejore. Mejore. Oh, this tape oh

consolation tattoo right yeah um this just came out um what the fall batch what season are we in

right now what'd you call it what was the weight it was a put a put yeah that's how much your skitch weighs

well that's you can no that's what you put in your skitch okay how many we got we gotta we gotta put the kibosh on this stuff that's gotta keep going we have so many good ideas this came out of fall batch with uh antra weathers tape let's just say copyright tabs out oh yeah

email this file to yourself before you put it on oh yeah it's got the the water stamp on it yeah do the poor man's copyright and joe this you did you get that um that like new age flute tape i didn't get it no did you you got it right the new age flute tape yeah no uh who got it i don't think i didn't think i did maybe i did if i did i'm not sure where it is uh paul r marcana and uh split with not andrew martini split with now where'd it go god Why is Andrew Martini doing shit? Split with... Now where'd it go? God damn it. I'm trying to use this new Google document.

Andre Martin. That was the flute tape. But this tape... It was flute on one side. The other guy did other stuff. But we're not playing that tape. We're playing this tape. We're playing the Majeure.

Majeure from Union of Worlds cassette. Constellation Tats on number 63. And this is fucking... Oh, the artwork for this is fucking... Yeah, it's very good. So fucking good. Does it say who did the art in here? Peter Bruegel.

The art for... I hope we have one listener named Peter Bruegel who's like, No, I didn't. I didn't do that one. He did another one you guessed the name of someone who did another consolation tats out layout but not this one not that one no he did one for this but it didn't get used and he's pissed that you brought it up no this is like it looks like you know an old like sci-fi uh like a 70s sci-fi novel yeah with

like the the back of a guy like walking out of a structure just the back of him yeah just probably if you look at the front there's nothing there you see well you don't know because it's science fiction dave it's crazy like that okay i don't like a lot of crazy you don't like hard sci-fi no are you serious yeah are you like flying and dragons. Yeah, magic and stuff. Yeah, wizards. Yeah. I mean, it can be with spaceships, but I don't like hard sci-fi, you know? Yeah.

No, I get you. I hear you. I like it soft, too. I like soft sci-fi. We know. We know. We know you like it soft. That's why he's squeezing the back of his legs.

A.E. Patera, I believe the person's name is, from Pittsburgh, maybe? That's a good city, too. Yeah, I like Pittsburgh. C42. You want to pop this in and play a little bit? I'd love to. I'd love to.

Take that for a spin. I love the grid on the imprinting. Let's get a taste. It's got to say who did this right. I like how you said the fake name, then I just gave up. Yeah. Artwork by Alexander Bacar. That's got art in his name? That's that's a man named cone all right here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. All right, we're back.

Okay. Majore from Union of Worlds on Constellation Tatsal. I like that, though. That was a good fucking tape, man. Just to let everyone know, these turkeys haven't stopped talking about the whole thing since

we came up with it. It's good. It's all good stuff. Yeah, all good stuff. Units of measurement, device names, logo. Did we write anything down? No, no. This is all being recorded. No, the stuff that you said when the tape was playing.

Oh, yeah, there's a lot of stuff. I'd say a majority of the stuff came up with then. You had the logo. The logo. There's three wavy lines. I started opening Photoshop. My computer takes a while, but I'm going to make it so I don't forget. All right.

All right, Dave, what do you got? A couple of wavy lines. Oh, man. I don't know what I want to play right now. I kind of want to change gears a little bit. Let's do it. But I'm just trying to figure out how to do that. Are we going faster or slower?

Where's the fire? Just a different zone. Why don't we do this Seth Graham thing? The white zone. Are you doing airplane right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth Graham. Newish one on orange milk.

Last few months or so, I think. Came out with that John Claude tape. Yeah. Number 00 in clean life. Oh, I wanted to hear this. Let me see the number. Oh, you say 00, huh? I said number zero zero.

You say number double zero? It's probably number zero zero. Seth Graham has a good life policy for himself. Keeps it clean. Keeps it clean. In addition to keeping it clean, he posted on Facebook one time that he was selling this synth.

Excuse me. And he posted on Facebook, thank you, that he doesn't play any gear that he can't carry with under one arm or something like that or with one hand. Yeah, something like that. And I didn't think anyone really noticed that, but Mike Niagara was playing that show the other day, and we were looking at his gear, and he has some really small stuff.

He has a little small stuff. And he brought up that, like, he read that, and it, like, inspired him to not have anything big anymore. And I'm glad that, I hope it should really take stuff. He read that and it inspired him to not have anything big anymore. I'm glad. I hope it should really take off. People should get into that. But then I think synth dudes would really start working out one arm. They were really big.

They could carry the huge gear. They'd start doing the protein powder. This tape is good this artwork this tape is good the new orange milk artwork i can't read anything and i don't know if it's because my glasses are so dirty or if it's the show me the money i know show me the words it's so small can you guys read that god i wish you could see. Exactly. That's where I'm at. That's the zone I'm in. It's small, right?

I can read it, but barely. You can read it? Yeah. Pass it to Joe. I bet he can't read it. He's so dumb. His eyes are so stupid. If you read that.

I have glaucoma. I can't read that. No, I can't read that at all. I can't read it either. I feel like that would probably be a little bit hard to read even a big font or a big type though because the font's so cursive. Is there a rapper named Big Font? That's what they called me in high school.

Big Font? Yeah. What did they call you, Dave? Comic Sans? Bubble Letters. Yo, here comes Bubble Letters. The thing is, I believe that. Joe, I know yours wasn't Joe.

It's because Dave was really fat. But I believe the bubble letters so why the letters thing why this body is shaped like a b all right seth graham number zero oh man that sounds haunting if somebody was named bubble letters in in school all right let's get into the Seth Graham. Number 00 in Clean Life, C30. New one on orange milk. Fuck you, bubble letters.

Fuck you, bubble letters. I think if we name the episodes... It's because one day the kid was drawing bubble letters in the margins of his paper. One day. This is bubble letters. Stop calling me that that My name's Anthony Alright, alright, alright

Let's do this Oh, we didn't stop already? No Thank you. I'm you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Bye. I'm sorry. ah Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. Alex. Alex. Alex. Bye. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Seth Graham. That's deep, man. Yeah, it's weird. It is weird.

Yeah. That's a weird one. That's a weird one. It's a good-looking tape. Yeah, man. Number 00 in Clean Life. New one on orange milk. Probably still available.

Probably. You still open over there. Probably. Yo, bubble letters. Yo, bubble letters. Yo, bubble letters. Pass me that old stick. I'm not sure, but I feel like it's a...

It's called a sketch. A rare thing. I feel like it's a rare thing for orange milk to do transparent shells. Transparent? Yeah. Don't they normally do like, you know, solid colored opaque shells? Oh, I don't know. I feel like they always do.

And this one's clear with like purple imprint. It looks really tight. Because the artwork on those are always very like, you know, it pops. You want it to pop. You want it to pop. You want the background to pop. You want the imprint to pop. I don't know. Maybe I'm just bringing up a really weird thing right now.

Just look, there are some copies. There are some copies of that jam left. Definitely get on it Get on it What's the prettiest forever stamp? Alright who's turn is it? Is it my turn?

I know what I'm ready to play I bet I'm gonna play Let me pass it right to you Joe Jesus Christ This is an interesting one We got this tape in the mail and it opened up And I immediately sent a picture of it to Dave and Joe.

Because I was just like, what is this tape? It's from a band called Repulsor. I think it's Repulsar. Repulsar, yeah, because it's A-R. It's A-R, right? Repulsar.

The tape is called Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon Yeah This is ridiculous Yeah this is And I love the dudes on the cover The one guy And

Give it back to Joe When you get the second Dave Cause you won't I feel like the guy on the right Is DJ Outside Space It is Now let me Now let me tell you

Joe Take this tape. The guy on the left, are you familiar with Stephen Weber from Wings? Yeah. The guy from Wings. That's definitely the guy from Wings. He's in iZombie, too.

I've been watching that. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I've been watching that, and then I was like, wait a minute. Is that the guy who was in iZombie who was also on Wings? Played Brian Michael Hackett on Wings. Brian Michael Hackett.

Yeah, I downloaded IMDB earlier and got that. Hand it over to me. But these guys are... That's when they worked at the Buffalo Wild Wings type restaurant, right? Yes, exactly, yeah. Now, I'm hoping the guy in the middle,

you guys guess. We won't find out. We're never going to find out unless they tell us. But one of these fellas goes by the name Newt Skink. That's definitely the middle guy. The middle guy is Newt Skink.

It's definitely Newt Skink. Newt Skink. He came up with the name of the band. He named this tape. He looks like he wants to hurt someone. Oh, he's mad. He's really mad about something. I like the logo

of the record label like the broken record with the yeah with a razor on it like a like a shave with let me see so big on the front i like the way that the whole cover is laid out like it was laid out for a cd i think it was a cd and then they it was a cdr i believe didn't know how to fix it or anything so this it's just a small square and then the black space. Like how they used to do tapes. Yeah, I like that. He looks so angry. Pushing skink to the brink. He's like, was that on purpose? Joe must have missed that one.

No, I missed it. What is it? Say it again, Dave. He's pushing skink to the brink. I knew he'd laugh if he had heard it. Alright, what track are you going to play? But I want to say this. Americaca? That's a good one.

Give me the tape. Give me the tape. Out of the Glue and Into the Crack? That's incredible. That's one of the best song titles ever. Or are you going to play Nipple Me Now, Manipulator? Let me just say, this tape, when I put it on, it's nothing like I thought it was going to be. it's nothing like I thought it was going to be.

This is nothing like I thought it was going to be. All right. I'm not ready yet. I'm still reading them. There's nothing really funny on the second side. It's like real serious. They got real serious. The Wings guy named all the tracks on that side.

What band would you say has that logo? I would say if there was a high school metal band in a I Know What You Did Last Summertime movie and they got shirts made, it would look like that logo, right? Yeah. But let's just listen to this. Yeah, I need to hear it.

Let's do it. Repulsar. Do you think it's Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon or Gay Deer Hunter? It's a Gay Deer Hunter. It's a gay deer hunter. It's a gay deer hunter sex wagon? Yeah. Is it like, so it's a sex wagon for gay deer hunters?

Exactly. Yeah. Okay, right on. Yeah, yeah. That'd be a good scent. Write that one down. I smell that. All right, here we go. Thank you. I'm the same old I'm the same old I'm the same old

I'm the same old I'm the same old I'm the same old I'm the same old I'm the same old I'm the same old I'm the same old I'm the same old

I can't get it I need a hit max I need a stop track Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. They must be proud I don't care about the pus, there must be growth. I don't care about the sores, there must be growth. I don't care about the blood, there must be growth. In the small borders and ammunition, I don't care about taxidermy And I don't care about wildlife t-shirts There must be growth Thank you. We'll see you next time. Repulsar. Repulsar. That was one of the best takes.

That was amazing. That was great, right? Did you expect it to sound like that? No. I thought it was going to be like that. I don't understand how that music is made. No, I don't either. I don't even know what to call that.

Yeah, what do you call that? That's just rock and roll, man. That's just old-fashioned rock and roll. They play with like guar, right? They open for guar. They should with, like, GWAR, right? They open for GWAR. They should be open for GWAR. They should be open for GWAR. Yeah.

Or they're on the Green Jelly, like, comeback. You know they're playing, right? Are you serious? In March. Yeah. Yeah, they should play. If I found out one of these guys was in Green Jelly, I wouldn't be surprised.

He's like, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes total sense. On Stucco discs i think i believe it's called the label what else is that label put out i don't know i have no clue my uncle had uh a green jello tape before really before they had to change it oh i had that tape i lost it in madison when i was there it's the Y with the umlaut. Yeah. All right, Joey boy,

what you got? Oh, Joey boy. I'm going to play this tape called Qual-Chan. Right. Why did you just pick up the insert? Because it's written

on there. That was like a total like a tape prank. I expect you to pick up the tape. He's playing a download code. You can't play just a download code. Is that what you're going to do?

You're just going to give out the code and have everyone download it and listen to it? Do that as an April Fool's episode. Whoops all codes. Whoops all codes. Oops. Qual Chan. Music and artwork by Qual Chan. This is on Magical Garage

Taste 2015. What is it is on Magical Garage Taste 2015. What is it called? Magical Garage Taste. That's the name of the label? That's the label, yeah. That's an excellent label name. Put that in my sketch. Magical Garage Taste?

Yeah. So it's a smell. It's a... We're not a smell. What is it called? Magical Garage Taste. It's a seam. A seam.

I forgot because you don't say it's a smell, right? No, it's not a scent. The seam is magical garage taste. It's an oil extract of that. Pools of light, pools of shadow. I'm going to play something off the pools of light side, I believe. This seems like a taste.

Right? So one side is called pools of light and the other side is called pools of shadow. Yeah. I like that. That's cool. And it's over. It's pretty cool, man. I don't know too much about this label they put out a ruckle tape didn't mike nigro put out a ruckle tape ruckle ruckle what is ruckle it's

like when you uh ruckle it's like when you uh right rh c welly that's when you toe wrestle you see you see that ruckling match last night I bet you Dave you think it's a joke But I bet you there are people Who are into watching other people Toe wrestle Like just twiddle their toes together

There's videos of it Grainy VHS tapes of two people's toes Just like fiddling What are they called? Ruckles I love Rucklers I'll go there all the time Called Summer Candle

Oh he did? And so did this label? Yeah That's what we're talking about man Is that what we're saying? It's like a sports bar You watch Ruckling matches You guys are talking about Ruckling

Y'all going to Rucklers? Rucklers? Playoffs. The playoffs. Just in general, the playoffs are happening. What are you looking at? You're looking at something hard. I'm trying to look where this...

Nothing. Yeah, so let's get into this then. We got three out of 35 here joe that's a low number high resale value all right let's get into this i'm trying to look for where the name is because i can't find it oh there it is how do you say that dan is getting sleepy qualchan qualchan is that how you say qualchan qualchan qualchanian. And there's a period at the end so you know to stop.

I like when bands put punctuation in their names so I know what to do. Gualtian and they don't read anymore. Stop right there. Stop! Stop! Because there's been other band names without periods at the end and I just haven't stopped. I keep saying more and more and more. Alright, here we go.

Pools of Light, Pools of Shadow. saying more and more and more all right here we go pools of light pools of shadow Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Qualchin. Qualchin. Qualchin. Qualchin. Qualchin. I like how there's a little card in here that says, you know, Qualchin, Pulse of Light, Pulse of Shadow, music and artwork by Qualchin,

cassette release by Magical Grouch Taste 2015, blah, blah, blah. And on the back it just says Free Ted Kaczynski. Controversial. Not very topical. There's been plenty other bombers since then. He's not the only one. Not no

Bombers America. Alright, Dave, what you got? I'm just gonna free him. Let's play this Ray Faye's Tropic tape. Okay. I didn't get to listen to this yet. I should get a Little John sample.

Oh, yeah, you should. Yeah, that's pretty good. This came in the mail and you snatched it up right away. Guess the name of this label. Large Lizardfoot. It's pretty close. Tapes. Fallopian Tunes.

That's really good. The logo on this label is excellent. Very good. Fallopian Tunes. That's a good name. You did a good job. Describe the logo. Well, it's the in between a lady's lady's legs what and then there's the fallopian

tubes and then uh the letters are on each side but i like how the fallopian's like so far on like it's not centered yeah the fallopian is way up all the way up the leg and then tunes is like it's all it goes like where is it on here okay yeah that's really good it also kind of looks like the Chicago Bulls logo or like a Texas Longhorn like a cow skull I kind of wish the F had to start outside of the leg

just like a little bit or like one leg had to be longer to fit it pretty good this is pretty good yeah i like this a lot um rayface tropics did a tape was it last year or it must have been was it last year or two years ago on rotifer i don't remember that tape year or two ago yeah i remember that i can't remember i can't remember how long ago it was i've got all days they go back in the old timey tape days remember that tape. A year or two ago. Yeah, I remember that. I can't remember how long ago it was. I've got all days. Back in the old timey tape days.

That tape was fucking sick. I have not heard this yet. And this looks really nice. Wow. This looks fucking incredible. Yeah. I hate when Dave gets the good ones. I hate it.

I always rig the mailbag. I like to set up the mailbag in an order. See, I have a guy come in, like a beautiful mind type guy, who like... That's you. Who guesses. I bet you do this.

I bet you definitely stack the things. I stack it because I... I call my friend. You don't know him. Because I can predict where you guys will pick. What kind of covers we like. Yeah, exactly. So I set it up just so. Maybe I'll break a Noroco case or two.

Joe, what you don't know is this whole wall turns around and it's just loaded with equations about this. My table. Chalkboard, yeah. There's like the different like spools like a diagram of a cassette tape with like stuff with

ratios written everywhere. No, you have an exploded diagram of a cassette show. That's what I meant. With like a cork board with your faces on it. With string going to it. Like all across the thing.

Like the different things. Just like a red piece of paper. All these notes. Like a post-it note that says like, Vaporwave question mark? It's just abstract shapes. Like Mike's feelings about us. Purple blob.

Oh, you wish you knew what was behind those walls. There's something back there, but it's weirder than that. It doesn't begin to cover it. Floating Toon number 31. They never sent us anything before. They still haven't, because I think Ray Faze Tropic sent us this. The shell's really nice, too. Let me see that shell.

It's like a greenish-yellow transparent shell. That's like a highlighter. Yeah transparent that's like a highlighter yeah that's a good way looking at it definitely i'd highlight an inspirational quote in a book with that it's got really nice uh silver imprinting let me say it over the gray line there's little worms on here i just saw the logo again they got me again it's funny how off-centered it is i love it all right let's get wait a minute the tape's called space adjectives yeah that's pretty good that's a really good name for tapes just cut right to the chase all right rave rayface tropic space adjectives on Fallopian Tunes. Here we go. Thank you. I'm going to go to the beach. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ray phase tropic.

God damn it. That's a hard one to say. Space adjectives. Space adjectives. I want to hear more of that I like that a lot That was really good It's an excellent tape I believe

Joe's over there often I believe that's a C22 Where'd you get that sketch man? Edition of 100 I believe the guy's name is Ben Yarvey Ben Yarvey From Michigan You want to have a smell? of 100. I believe the guy's name is Ben Yarvey or Ben Jarvey? Ben Yarvey. Ben Yarvey from Michigan.

Oh, you don't have a smell? Tight seam. I didn't use it all up. Tight seam. Real tight seam. What do you call it again? What do you call the stick that you smell? A skitch. A skitch. That's right. No, that's the tube. Oh, the sill.

No, the sill is the top of the skitch. Let's move on. It's's the two. The skitch was the stuff. Oh, the sill. No, the sill is the top of the skitch. Let's move on. It's my turn. It's my turn to play tape. My turn. Don't confuse this. It's important that we get this. It's very important. Hoo-ha. I don't know how to say it. Hoo-ha.

That didn't sound like English. H-A-O-R-D. How do you say that? H-A-O-R-D. H-A. Is that a word? I speak English. That didn't sound like english h-a-o-r-d how do you say that h-a-o-r-d h-a is that a word i speak english that didn't sound like english is h-a-o-r-d a word no h-a-o-r-d howard let me see it it's like howard the duck howard you want to see it written down yeah show me the fucking tape right here all the bottom of the spine no hold it like i handed it to you. Not upside down. Now you're just being a jokester. Huh, yeah, I don't know.

You thought it was going to be different? What is this tape? The Vegetators? The Vegetators. The name of the tape is King of Shitthesizer. On Howard. You know, are those little chocolate toes? Let me see. I haven't seen the toes yet. No, those aren't chocolate. What kind of chocolate do adopted kids get?

That's chocolate to you? What are they made out of? It's like... Let me see. It's like... What are those dummies called? Like ballistics dummies. It's like...

Like they use on Mythbusters? Yeah, it's like a silicone. I can see how that could be like a Tootsie Roll What? Are you people kidding me? Hand that over It's got a shine to it That's a photoshop filter That's on a National Gross

Cheap milk chocolate That's shaped like toes Yeah for Halloween Chocolate toes No there's no way that's candy or chocolate. There's no way. Are you kidding me? It kind of looks like it.

I'm not saying it is. I don't know what it is. Let me take it out of the Noroco. It just looks like it. Did you take your blue pill? I only do the yellows now. You only do yellow. You only do yellows.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Now it does. Now that you took it out of the Norelco? Yeah, maybe that's chocolate. No, I don't think it's chocolate. Well, what's on the inside? Noodles?

And we can all agree on that. That's ramen. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. We're not going to argue about this, right? Is it in some kind of foamy liquid? Chocolate.

I think that's just the water boiling. Oh, good point. Good point. Is that just the water boiling? Oh, yeah. That's what that is. I'm glad we got all that out just the water boiling. Oh, good point. Good point. Is that just the water boiling? Oh, yeah. That's what that is. I'm glad we got all that out of the way. This came out on the label.

This is the label that Macula Dog. Macula Dog. Who put out a killer tape earlier in the year on this label. Those people run this label. They just put out a Rick Weaver tape and a Jimmy Sanchez and his crystal balls. Nuh-uh. I got them all, man. They're all really fucking good.

This label's constantly blowing me away. And they haven't put out that much. I think they've put out like six tapes. Show me the money. Exactly, but they're constantly showing you the money. Everything they put out is so funny. It's wacky. It's just wacky stuff. Joe, I thought your shirt said old ghoul.

Old ghoul. Yeah, the S looks like a G from here. Well, then it still wouldn't say old ghoul. Old ghoul. Like a ghoul. Don't you spell that G-H-O-U-L? Well, this could have been a wacky way. Yeah, it could have been a wacky way.

You never spell things wacky just for fun? No. Come on, bubble letters. Come on, bubble letters. But this have been wacky way. You never spell things wacky just for fun? No. Come on, bubble letters. Come on, bubble letters. But this artwork is wacky. I love how it's called. It has the chocolate toes on the top. This is the king of shit-the-sizer.

Not just like some random shit-the-sizer person. The king. King of it. The king is here. Howard the Duck records number five. It's a C20. Let's get into something to this. The Vegetators.

Show me the money. Let's do it. You don't think I deserve it But then I wash it in water It's like a sandwich, you want it And it hurts me, but that's okay Where, where is all my love? What I've been for my entire life Why, why, why am I expecting it? To be a servant of my

Everything that I've tried to feel Stands against the image of God Give the meaning of his hands That's his hand that he can show until it's done Why? When will I get straight on my The line of this man of mine? Because I can't stay alive I can't stay alive Because I can't stay alive I can't stay alive

I can't stay alive I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go get some food. Thank you. I'm ready to take my time I'm ready to take my time I'm ready to take my time I'm ready to take my time I'm ready to take my time I'm ready to take my time I'm ready to take my time I'm ready to take my time I'm ready to take my time I'm ready to take my time

I'm ready to take my time I'm ready to take my time I'm ready to take my time I'm ready monster, I'm a monster, I'm a monster I'm a monster, I'm a monster, I'm a monster I'm a monster, I'm a monster, I'm a monster I'm a monster, I'm a monster, I'm a monster I'm a monster, I'm a monster, I'm a monster I'm a monster, I'm a monster, I'm a monster I'm a monster, I'm a dream again I don't wanna live in a dream again

I don't wanna live in a dream again I don't wanna live in a dream again I don't wanna live in a dream again I don't wanna live in a dream again Yeah, because then they show the fight scene, and it's like, that's exactly what he's doing. Yeah, yeah. Vegetators. Vegetators.

Vegetators. King of shit-thesizer. H-A-O-R-D is the name of the label. Howard. Howard. Howard. I was saying earlier that this is the same style of music as Repulsar. Yeah. They would play the same show.

Yeah. They play grudge music. Grudge music. Circus grudge. Circus grudge. Circus grudge five. It's like, I don't know what you call it. But it's definitely they they could be boys

i i'd say like a trend with people in these kind of bands is that they sleep in bunk beds i think that's something they keep all their shit like on the bottom they sleep on top all right i'll sleep every every one of them just sleeps on the top bunk of a bunk yeah everyone everyone in a band like that sleeps on the top bunk of a bunk bed. And they keep their belongings on the bottom bunk? Everything's below it. Everything? Everything. Alright. Whose turn? Oh, buy all those tapes, by the way.

Because they're all fucking... Oh, buy all those tapes, by the way. You played that. Alright. Okay. I hope we could sample that for use in the future. Did you play that? Yes.

That's my turn then. He's doing the math over there. I'm going to play this Mike Nagro tape. Okay. Mental thaw. Mental thaw. On a giant fern. It's like if you get a brain freeze.

Yeah. Like if you drink a Slurpee too fast, you have a pill called a mental thaw. Mental thaw. I just got this from him when he was here for Thanksgiving. Didn't give me one. Well, I bought it from him with cold, hard cash. What? He's making the tabs out, personalities, buy tapes?

Yeah, man. That's no big deal. They should all be given. Supporting the arts. Blow out your ass. Yeah, blow out your ass, Mike. No, I already have this tape. came out on giant you're probably like give it to me i want one where's my copy i constantly show up at labels houses with like

short pants and like a really big lollipop outside going give me tapes and I have fits if they don't give them to me. Am I blowing raspberries out there? And stomping. A lot of stomping. My mom's in the car. I want them! My mom's in the car at the end of the driveway in the station wagon with the wooden panel on the side

waiting for me. Mom! I gotta drive me to Constellation Tattoo's office! I's like, Mom! Mom! Mom! You gotta drive me to Constellation Tattoo's office. I want that. They didn't give me tapes. Take me to Orange Milk's house. See, that's how he talks.

Take me to Orange Milk's house. I want the new giant claw tape. Dan's getting sleepy. I'm getting real sleepy. This came out with an email. That bitch getting real sleepy this came out with an email getting sleepy this came out with with an eve malone tape uh when like two or three months ago two to three two or three months ago something like that something like that uh november i believe end of november it was cold it was definitely cold there in addition of 60 60, it's a C32. This artwork is fucking...

Oh, it's beautiful. How many? 60 what? 60 tapes. 60? Tapes. Oh, that's some yellow. That's like a blonde...

If you get a mustard that color yellow, definitely do... Oh, this fucking... Hold that... Whoa, this is fucking nice, man. If you hold it upside down, it's even crazier. No, this yellow. I've never seen a tape this... That Pantone yellow?

Yeah. With this white imprint on it. This is beautiful. I've never seen a tape this yellow. Come on. I'm really playing it up here. Oh, yeah. Oh, for the audio.

Whoa! I'll be, Mike. This is yellow. No, it's beautiful. Let's get into it. What's this little... Let's listen to this. This is yellow. No, it's beautiful. Let's get into it. What's this little... What's this in this? Mike Nigro.

There's a little squiggle over there. Or just Nigro, right? What's that little squiggle? It's, uh... I can't tell. Can I look at a guy running? No. It's the Hatchet Man.

Oh, it is the Hatchet Man. Yeah, this is on Psychopathic Records. Mike Nigro, Mental Fall. a giant fern here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the

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power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the Thank you. Nigro. We're back. Oh, wait a minute. I'm not fully prepared. Well ready i'm ready because i started mental fall i wonder if that's still available you know what i believe tim bull tapes has a bunch of

like uh giant fern stuff for sale if you don't want to pay because where's the giant fern from bogota portugal portugal portugal if you don't want to pay the portugal shipping rates the Where's the giant firm from? Bogota. Portugal. Portugal? If you don't want to pay the Portugal shipping rates, the current Portugal shipping rates. Which are going through the roof. Which are insane. You can't find them anymore. You can get them from Timbal Tapes.

Google that. Well, my computer's really going. Oh, yeah? It's heating up. It's heating up. There's like a volleyball game going on in there. All right, whose turn is it? Not half the turn. Whose turn is it? Whose play? It's your turn, Dave. Whose turn is it? Oh, Dave heating up. It's heating up. There's like a volleyball game going on in there. All right, whose turn is it? Not Hopper.

Whose turn is it? Whose play? It's your turn, Dave. Whose turn is it? Oh, Dave's up. Dave's up. Thank God. Thank God.

What do you got? Dan's getting sleepy. Hashtag it. What do you got? Dave, you're making me nervous. Wait. Are we not recording? The giant firm moved to Leeds?

What? The UK? Yeah. I have no clue. Are you reading that somewhere? Yeah. What are you reading? Say more.

Say more words. Who are the Dutch? What's it say on their band camp? It says Leeds, UK. Huh. Is that where they're from? And where's Wales? How close is...

What's bigger, Wales or Turkey? Yeah, I don't know where a giant firm is from. Maybe they're from Leeds. All right. What do you got, Davey boy? Come on, bubble letters, man. Quit talking about geography, bubble letters. Quit drooling over there.

Damn, bubble letters play a tape. You're going to make me uh go into a depression oh no i'm sorry dave i'm gonna make you go into a depression yeah show me the money what do you got too scary dave don't talk about depression too heavy depression depression secrets secret depression secret depression Dave's gonna have a sub podcast called Dave's Secret Depression

where we just quiet down and Dave talks about his we had to take our headphones off so we can't hear him and he talks about all he said he talks about all he said because I'm so tall I don't like my soft toe it's soft? the soft toenail part I imagined it my soft toe. It's soft? The soft toenail part.

I imagined it would be really hard. It's soft? When I get out of the shower, it's soft. That's when he peels back the layers. No, there's no layers. You make a flexi out of it. I thought it was layers. Not right when I get out of the shower, Joe.

All the layers are stuck together. Have you been talking to Joe about your toe without me? I get little bits and pieces every once in a while. Of his toe? Yeah. He gets into a little change envelope. Toenail, not the whole toe. What tape are you playing?

This is disgusting. You're disgusting me. Cosmic Sun. Comic Sans. Cosmic Sans. The tape's called Moonsurf. Wait, what's it called? Moonsurf.

Moonsurf? Moonsurf. Wait a minute. This is a total font spoof tape, isn't it? Because that sounds like Moonsurf. We've been... Wait, what's it called? Moonsurf? Moonsurf? Moonsurf. Wait a minute. This is a total font spoof tape, isn't it? Because that sounds like Moonsurf. And it sounds like comic... This is Comic Sans Moonsurf. Look at this artwork.

Ooh. A couple wavy lines. It's more than a couple, Joe. It's a bunch of peanut shapes. Oh, it is a bunch of peanut shapes. Wait a minute. Hold up. What do you mean a bunch of... Holy shit, it is bunch of peanut shapes. Wait a minute. Hold it up. What do you mean a bunch of...

Holy shit, it is. That's incredible. This is beautiful. Yeah. The pink one in the middle is not a peanut shape though, right? Hold it back to me. The pink one in the middle? Hold it back to me.

Hold it back to me. Hold it back to me. He is holding it back to you. Show it to me. Huh. It is. You can see it through the other one That's beautiful

I like it I want to like run an ice cream scoop along that And normally I don't like Sharpie on a Wait is this Sharpie? This is some kind of like raised Is this like black nail polish or something? I don't know let me see I got a pink shell here with like

Yeah it's got It looks like here with like... Yeah, it's got... It looks like Sharpie, but it's got a... It really got for it. I leaned into it? Yeah. If you had a big magnifying glass, you would have used it. Let me just really... I feel like it's just Sharpie, but some of it really like...

Let me get a feel. It's puffy, though. I pulled the tape out of my out. How did you do that? I don't know. It just came out. It got stuck to my thumb. That's nice though. I like that.

No, I think it's printed like that. I think that's the... Is that imprinted? Yeah, I think that's imprinted. But it looks like someone wrote it with a Sharpie. Yeah. I like that. See, I like that as well.

That's one of the things you like. Yeah. If they all look like that. I, I like that as well. That's one of the things you like. Yeah. If they all look like that. I think they do. Yeah. If they tell you it's Sharpie, if you find out it's actually Sharpie, are you going to... I hate it. You're not going to like it anymore?

No, wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm smudging it as I'm rubbing it. You always smudge it. No, no, no. With an imprint, I rub it off. But this, look, it's leaving like a trail. I still think it's an imprint. I don't think it's an imprint.

Because it's so heavy. A Sharpie's not going to lay a deposit like that. Give me another tape. Now I want to see if I can make a smudge like that. Look at the smudge I made. Yeah, that's because the deposit's so heavy. I don't know what you mean by the deposit's so heavy. Like how much ink is there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It has been deposited. So it's... Just rub the same spot. If you're going to rub it more. I rubbed it back and now it's not there anymore. I fixed it. Give me the cover to this. Let me look at the cover.

I want to get real close. Who's the label again? Peanut Show. This is on Pretty Alright. Oh, fuck it. They did that Cop Snicker tape and Lake Milker.

And they played that O Tap O tape that we played last episode. The really weird like What type was it?

metal-ish the Indonesian Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. And then the Moody Marlin tape before that. Yeah, yeah.

Man, I like this label. Yeah, this label's awesome. I've got a couple others that they've put out that we haven't played yet that are also really good. Oh, yeah? When did this tape come in the mail? I'm confused why I didn't get this one. I feel like I like it so much I should have had it.

I could reboot my whole system. Yeah, the whole system is flawed. I think Dave figured out my system. All right, hand me the tape. Let's get into this. Joe, put that fucking cigar away because it stinks like bubble gum in here. It's a Chicago label. It's a Chicago label?

Chicago, Illinois, Winnie City. Good city too. Scotty Pippin. Alright, Cosmic Sun. Wait, is the tape called Moon Surf? Yes. Okay, Cosmic Sun wait is the tape called moon surf yes okay play the tape you're like i've been telling you guys to get it going play the fucking tape what label is this on pretty all right I'm sorry. Thank you. See you next time. Take care. Take care. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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on the J card on the spine or on the back flap of the J card. I never know. It's just on the inside usually. Nice the back flap of the j card so i never know where is it just on the inside usually nice that's fucking tight so a lot of times i don't even know it's pretty all right i put mine real big on the back not on hey i turned that on oh i can't lean again that makes only got one in me that's fucking tight man um cosmic all right i feel like that should be like somebody who's making music

that people know. Does anyone hear that? No one hears it, right? 40 people. It's so weird. You think 40 people listen to this show? No, no. By the tape. Oh, okay. 40 people don't listen to this show. Hello?

Is anyone out there? Do I got reverb too? Hello, listeners. Is anyone listening? Is anyone out there? Do I got reverb too? Hello, listeners. Is anyone listening? Is anyone here? It's your turn, right? Yeah. I'm looking for... I like when Dave turns on the reverb.

It seems like he's turning it off because I see him turning now, so the reverb's still there. Yeah. I don't like when it's there and you're not expecting it. It's too scary. I'm way too scared. Boo. Ah! Oh, you fucked the tape up oh jesus christ what is this piece of mess this is a crank sturgeon tape from 2010 obviously it's a crank sturgeon tape called lasting whip on rat skin records uh now i don't know if it's just my copy or all the copies my copy there was no Norelco case and the tape was just

bound to some paper with other magnetic tape like ripped out of a tape like around it I bet that's the packaging but I was looking at it online and I didn't see any other one that looked like this maybe they're all individually

I think mine just got messed up in the mail goddamn media mail subject to inspection my ass um but this came out in 2010 ratzkin's been putting stuff out for like not 10 years but maybe close to 10 years now oh well i know they put out a comp that a cd comp that i was on in like 2009 or something like that with a bunch of 13 second songs a lot of them a whole mess of them a whole jangle what's his name Jacob Derot did an interview with Crank Sturgeon

maybe two years ago or so we just published it just now on the tabs out he's a wacky guy this guy he's into wacky stuff I like he makes you know he's got the little costumes that he makes and stuff. He's a fun guy. It's like when you go see Bob the Builder at a kid's birthday party.

He's got the big head. A fun guy. It's just a fun time. It's just fun. You get in there, you get wackadoo. You get crazy with it. Let loose. Every once in a while, you got to let loose.

Just get out there and just, you know. Get wackadoo. Shake your tail feather. What do you like to do? I like to have some fun. Who doesn't like to have a little fun? There's nothing wrong with having fun. There's nothing wrong with having fun as long as no one gets hurt and you're nice. Yeah, as long as you're nice.

As long as you're nice and nothing's too scary. I like Dave's new thing now is when you mention someone, he says I don't care about any of that as long as they're nice. He always wants somebody to be nice. He's been saying a lot that he doesn't care who gets elected president as long as they're nice. As long as they're nice.

And he kept saying it for a while. I was like, why does he keep saying as long as they're nice? And then after a while, something just clicked in my head and I was like, oh, I get it. That's really funny. So if you don't think it's funny now, just wait on it. You'll get there. We'll all show up together.

Let me just take this off. So what do we have here? What's with this piece of paper that it's wrapped up in? Oh, that's a lot of words. Not reading all that right now. But this, it's... Oh, that was a real one. It's a real one. This just came the other day.

It's from 2010. Crank Sturgeon. Lasting Whip cassette on rat skin. Here we go. I enjoyed seeing you struggle to get the tape off your hand. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna sell that, but I'm gonna find a doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe, doe Thank you. I might not remember you I might not remember you I might not remember you I might not remember you I might not remember you I might not remember you

I might not remember you I might not remember you I might not remember you I might not remember you I might not remember you I might not remember you I might not remember you I might't remember you. That's all I got to do. Might not remember you x10 Oh I'm going to go ahead and get some more. so so Losers take panty. losers take d&d crank sturgeon crank sturgeon lasting whip gets out onkin. I believe he's living or he's from Portland, Maine.

I've never been to Maine. I've never been to Maine either. I would like to go to Maine. Yeah? I've been to Massachusetts and the Connecticut and the Rhode Island all dozens of times. I've never been to Vermont or Maine. Yeah, me neither. I got up that far.

I get nosebleeds when I go that far. What about what New Hampshire No I've been to New Hampshire Like two or three times Oh two or three times Yeah What are you doing there

That's between me What's it like there It's beautiful this time of year Yeah Oh the The trees are Just the right width Oh

It's beautiful The bark is just so The grass Like a moist bark Moist Ew My butt's starting to hurt I'm gonna play this The bark is just so. The grass. Like a moist bark. My butt's starting to hurt. I'm going to play this Astral Arms tape. Ah, local guy.

Yeah, Nick Flood, right? Is that his real name? Probably not. Flood? Flood, nah. Is Flood a last name? No, Flood's not a last name. Nick Flood. I feel like he was in a band called The Floods.

And now he just goes by Nick Flood. Nick and the Floods. Nick and the Floods. now he just goes by nick flood nick and the floods nick and the floods that'd be weird if it was nick and the floods and he was nick flood so it's nick flood in the floods it's nick flood but the floods is f-l-u-d-s the band's called the floods f-l-u-d-s it's like a flood in their that language is like a dummy yeah and they were a band for a while and then he joined he was like a rockabilly guy with like the leather jacket and uh like the Johnny Depp from crybaby or whatever it was and then it was Nick Flood and the floods you can see it's gonna be the mc floods so it's nick flew to the mc floods oh that would be too scary i love that i go to see them all the time

like the deal is that they live they live in a small town and the the local government passes a rule that there can only be one band so they everyone they have to join the last two yeah that's that is a story about a small town about the the fludes and the floods that had a family feud it's the it's the fluid flood family The Flood Flood feud. Yeah. Oh my god. And Nick Flood died by gunshot wounds from the Floods. Oh, he got a Flood wound? Yeah. He got a Flood wound in the Flood Flood Flood? He got a Flood wound in the Flood Flood feud.

Flood Flood Flood, yeah. I just dropped everything. What's his other project called? Ghost Beds? Yes. This guy has a project called Ghost Beds, right? Is he still doing that or what's the deal? I don't know.

It's a new thing. It's a new thing. He gave me this tape the other night. Did you get one of these, Dave? Oh, wait. You weren't there, were you? No, I couldn't make it, man. I couldn't make it.

I was having a fire with my in-laws. How do you say it my in-laws. How do you say it? Astral arms? Astral arms. Where do you put the emphasis? In-laws. Or is it in-laws?

In-laws. It's in the pause. How did the flood feud end? You want to know how the Flood Feud ended? Yeah. Don't be rude. Or lewd.

You got a bad attitude. I'm being crude. Let me get back to this. Astral Alarms. Tapes called Second Hand. Self-release jammer. You know when you get a c62 you know it's a you know they bought 100 tapes from a church or something so let's get into this jammer here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

You tell the angels in heaven you've never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. Thank you. I like the end there. It's like he's smushing lightning bugs. That was tight. You did a good job getting that tape cued. Cued right up. Cued. You did a good job, Dave. You did a good job.

That was tight, man. Cued in the feud, man. Cued in the feud. Cued in the feud. I'm going to get sued. How long is a belt? How many holes does a belt have? How many holes does a belt have?

Call them coals. How many holes does your belt have? Alright, Dave. Take us out bell have? Alright, Dave. Take us out. Take us out, Dave. Take us out on the evening. Take us out and we'll dance. I'm going to play a little bit from this

amalgamated odd person split. It was super smooth. No, this is like a little alien on the front. That was a joke This is not That was when I was trying to describe one of the tapes to Mike Oh, okay, yeah

And he was like, I had no idea what I was talking about And all of a sudden it turns out But it didn't have anything remotely like a dog on the cover No, but I knew what he was talking about This is like a Cyclops alien With a twig for one arm, a broken hand on the end of the other one.

Twig? Harper for one arm? And like bird feet. And he's wearing like green pajamas. Oh, sounds like Michael. Ready for bed. I'm ready for bed. This tape is part of like... I like that the pajamas cover it

like there's a mouth hole. Let me see. It's a real onesie oh like he's wearing pajamas as a cutout for his mouth yeah it literally is a twig for one arm he didn't believe you no i didn't believe never seen it done and what's that guy like i didn't think they could do it like I'll be dead God damn it God damn it As I live in Well god damn it Hold on Hold on

Let me take it out of the case This tape is part of a Like a series of splits God damn it Good one A series of splits that How do you say the name of the label? Bicephalic

Bicephalic Biceph label? Bicephalic? Bicephalic? Bicephalic? Bicephalic? Because it's Cephalic Carnage is the name of that band. Bicephalic? I like how that was a... It's Bicephalic. Because Cephalic Carnage is the name of the band.

It's good reasoning. They're doing a series of splits. Like eight of them or something like that. And this one and then the... I forget who. It was Dog Hallucination and someone else. I can't remember who was on that split. You got it.

Oh, it's... It's... Ikthor Tides or whatever. Mike Nigro did something for them as well. Damn, what is this? Did Mike Nigro sponsor tonight's show? Mike Nigro? All you do is talk about Mike Nigro.

These drawings are fucking awesome. They're very good. The one looks like a dog. I remember Amalgamated sent one of the first episodes we played a tape by them. They sent us a demo tape. Do you remember that? Yeah, it was one of the first tapes

we got in the mail, actually. Yeah, it was one of the first mailbag tapes. It was an Amalgamated tape. And they put out, well, they sent us a few stuff since then. It's like a four or five piece like improv. Yeah, I feel like everything that we've gotten up to this point has been like archival stuff, like from the mid-2000s. The mid-1800s, mid-2000s.

But this was done last year, mixed this year. Oh, really? Yeah. Tight. What do we got here? Show me the money. Number 39 out of 50. All right, let's take episode number 76 out with some Amalgamated.

I like the sound of that. Thanks to Natalie Towsounds for doing the intro for tonight's show. And who else? Thanks to Dwarfcraft Devices for sponsoring tonight's show. Check them out on the web at dwarfcraft.com go to yeah let's do that use coupon let me finish talking the words i'm saying use coupon code too scary one word too scary at dwarfcraft.com for a percentage off to some degree i think we've got like three or four hours to check how much

the percentage would be. A very special price. Show me the money. Yeah. But get on there because they have awesome shit. And boom goes the dynamite. It's holiday season. You gotta buy that Joe, use them all. You paid for them. You gotta buy that FX pedal

for that special somebody in your life. Why not buy it from dwarfcraft.com? Dwarfcraft.com. New music for new... No, new machines for new music. Mike was being shitty. Let's end it there. Alright, Amalgamated. It's full of odd persons. You're on fire. That's what he wanted all night.

I finally got it. Episode 76. Thank you. Goodbye. I'm going to go. Rambler! Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.