Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #77 | 1.10.16

Episode Date: January 10, 2016

Mike Coykendall, White Glove, Oddigtl, Millions, Rob Michalchuk, Rigel Magellan, Comfort Link, M. Geddes Gengras, Jarhead Fertilizer, Kyle Landstra, Fluxmonkey, No Heat, X.Y.R., Eric Lanham, bleem gawd, n3rgul, and Lišaj.

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I wonder how much above cost they sell those for. Little inside humor, huh? I like inside baseball. I love it, too. Right in the middle of an ad, too. But yeah, bleep that out, Dave. Bleep out what he said. That's not going to happen.

Just a long... I went in the middle of this ad. I went a two or three minute, bee hee, just bleeping everything out. Oh, I like when you go to their website, it says super deals up at the top. Oh, I love super deals. They have a wide selection of cassette tapes too. Oh, new stock for December. Let's check this out.

Oh, butterscotch with a brick pattern. I love how descriptive they are with their cassettes. It's not just, we have red, we have blue. They have gold foil, tabs out, red leader, no screws. They get really into it. Damn. Give me the shoe size on that one.

They got those, which I saw, Dave, you brought a glitter tape today that we're going to play this episode. I was just going to ask you if that was on that website. Oh, yeah, man. Glitter tapes. And with Christmas right around the last corner, they're going to play. I was just going to ask you if that was on that website. Oh, yeah, man. Glitter tapes. And with Christmas right around the last corner, they're going to be very seasonal. The glitter tapes do look

fucking tight. I'm looking at them now. I'm looking at some ones with no tape loaded in them, so they look extra tight. I want to wear that in the outer space. Look at this glitter tape, Joe. Outer space. Ooh, this is a party. What color do you have there? It's green, but does it have the green leaders or the regular? Or the spools? The green spools? Green sp tape, Joe. Another space. Another space. Ooh, this is a party. What color do you have there? It's green, but does it have the green leaders or like the regular,

or the spools, the green spools? Green spools, yeah. Yeah, I like that. That looks tight. Let's pick a, let's, oh, you know what we should do? We should pick.

And these little guys are green too, so it's green there. And it's got a brick pattern. And that's green. The little nub. Yeah. And it's got the brick pattern. Yeah.

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color of the month for the month of January. We'll do January and February. What's the color of the months? I'm going to tell you right now, I want to go for the pale green. We should say they also make a cassette... That's our color of the months. I'm going to tell you right now, I want to go for the pale green. We should say they also make a cassette. That's our color of the month.

They make an actual Tabs Out cassette named after us called the Tabs Out Soaking Wet cassette. It's kind of like an aqua green. But I want to say, let's say pale green. Because it's striking. I like the Precision Red Bridge. Me too.

It looks like a Jordan. I feel like I might have said that last commercial. I'm stuck on looking at the Campfire cassette. Precision Red Bridge. Me too. It looks like a Jordan. Did we talk about this already? I don't know. I feel like I might have said that last commercial. I'm stuck on looking at the Campfire cassette. It's a sizzling orange.

I like that. It's a fun name too. Actually, I like Matt Black. I just like it regular. You want to go with that? Matt Black? Should that be the... Let's go with that.

The Tabs Out Official. Dave, throw me the Tabs Out Official sound clip. What, you ran out of sound clips on your computer? I don't have them ready for commercials. That's for the show, man. The Tabs Out official color of the month for January, February 2016 is Matt Black.

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When you order a hoagie. Is it like a hoagie place, too? They're really bad at business down there. I don't really see them lasting too much longer. Oh, I just got an email from duplication.ca. Oh, really? Just now? Oh, it's got a...

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but to that thing on our website if you want to read it by Ross Devlin. But in honor of that. That's a good piece. And I was like, man, Mike really stepped it up. You thought I wrote it? And then I was like,

oh, he didn't write it. I didn't write that. No, that was way too good. I would have just threw a gif of something on there. A smart ass comment at the bottom. A few misspellings just in the right spots. That was way too good. I would have just threw a gif of something on there. A smart-ass comment at the bottom.

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hey this is tyler king and jeff lane from never anything records and you're listening to Thank you. I'm sorry. Oh Tabs out. Tabs out. Cassette podcast, episode number 77. 77. It's been a while since we've done this, boys. It has been. Man, I forgot. I know.

I forget how to do this. Do I talk in over here? No you're doing it wrong You're doing it stupid No that's it Talk right here Wait just like this right It's all coming back to me

It's like learning how to Ride a bank boys I'll never forget it How was everyone's vacay? Good how was yours? It was amazing It was a good time What'd you do?

Well you know Just listened to tapes the whole time The whole time? Actually I sat up here We didn't put out any episodes But I sat up here With like cardboard cutouts of you guys And just like did an episode by myself

Well Dave Smoked weed up here And listened to tapes Smoked weed Listened to tapes And laughedoked weed, listened to tapes. I had two Kid Rock cardboard cutouts. Some Kid Rock

cardboard cutouts for a Keystone ad. I stacked them on top of each other with a trench coat for Dave. I don't think Dave looks like Kid Rock. And then for you, I got two empty potato sacks filled with marbles and old bread. And I sat there. It was good, though. It was good back and forth.

I feel like we really... What is this echo that keeps coming on from here? Don't worry about it. What are you doing to me? I'm trying to fix some stuff. Just talk. All right. Who wants to start tonight?

Yeah, who wants to start tonight? Who wants to play the first tape of 2016? You do it. Go ahead, big boy. You think I should? Yeah. All right. Well, I'll start off with my favorite.

It's only been about 10 days in the year, but this is probably my favorite release of the year. I think all of our... We all enjoy this label thoroughly, Field Hymns. I like that label a lot. Oh, yeah. We all. It's a Tabs Out.

Give me a Tabs Out stamp of approval. It's got the Tabs Out stamp of approval It's got the Tabs Out Stamp of approval They just put out a Compilation, a double cassette comp Two of them There they are They're loud though Loud ass strips of bacon

One of these tall Noroco cases It's like two Noroco cases Side by side. With 26 tracks. That's a lot. It's a good amount. It's not that much.

I guess it's all relative to what you're talking about. But it's unreleased tracks from artists that have done stuff on the label in the past. In the past six years or so that they've been together. Or been putting stuff out. Some German Army.

Some Giant Claw. Some Grapefruit. What else is on here? Some Bastion Void on here. I don't really like Grapefruit. Eve Maloon. To eat. Just to eat.

I don't like Grapefruit that much. No one really does. I don't really like Citrus Fruit. The trick is to take the... There's a trick. Yeah. You know the clear stuff that goes around the wedges, each individual wedge? Yeah, Elmer's glue.

The thick kind of... Dry Elmer's glue. You peel all that off. That's where the bitter comes in. Oh, really? Yeah, that's where the bitter comes from. And then what you do is you find a dummy who has a better fruit than you, and you trade him your grapefruit for an apple or something normal.

Grapefruits are good. Something that tastes good. All right, I'm going to play two tracks from this comp. Wow, I can't believe you didn't agree with that. I didn't used to like grapefruit when I was a kid. He's still on that. I'm trying to get two strips of bacon out of this boy, and he's still on the grapefruit.

Well, this is serious, man. All right, I'm going to play a track off the side B. B. B. And I have the pronunciation of the guy's. Well, this is serious, man. All right. I'm going to play a track off the side B. B. B. And I have the pronunciation of the guy's name here somewhere. Let me find it. Now, it looks like it says Mike Quikendall. But I think you say-

Let me hear you say that again because there was like your tongue did this weird little- Mike Quikendall. Mike Quikendall. But apparently it's pronounced Mike Kirkendall. Oh, all right. How'd you find out? Stop ganging up on me. Exactly. Ease up. Kirkendall. Oh, all right. How'd you find out? Stop ganging up on me!

Exactly. Ease up. This is a fella who put out a CD. It was actually the first Field Hymns release, a CD by this guy in 2009. A fella from Kansas who moved all around. He actually played on some Bright Eyes records and some She and Him records. Really? We were just talking about New Girl Not Long Ago. Oh, shit.

That's a funny show. Joke! It's one of the funniest. It's one of those things that you don't think it's going to be funny, but you should listen to it. I know. I remember when I was trying to tell you about it and you were like, meh. Yeah, I didn't want to hear it. You were like, meh. That sounds stupid because I'm like, it's about a girl and she moves into an apartment with these guys. And I'm like, eh. But I'm going to play

that track and then flip the tape rewind it about two minutes and play a track by a band called their day i wasn't expecting it that time good job dave just relax no he can go for it let him go band called white glove a band from uh portland uh? Yeah, the big one. Who put out a self-titled tape on Field Hymns in 2011. But let's get into that. Before we don't, I want to show you just the cover. Look at the cover.

And look at that little car that's driving out of the middle there. Who do you think is in that car? That's like a Lamborghini too, right? Show that to Dave. Dave, who's in that car? Demand answers. I don't see a car. It's over here.

It's the Lamborghini. No, if you can't see the car, it means you're stupid. Only the coolest of cool dudes can see the car. Who's in that car? I don't think you can see it. Now he's just pretending like, oh, yeah, look at the car. Oh, the sports car. The sports car.

You see it? The black or red or yellow sports car. Yeah, I see it. Of course. We all see it, guys. It's green. It's got real big tires. It's got a Hemi.

That's Gravedigger. All right. Let's get into this. Mike, how do you say Kirkendall and White Glove? Oh, I didn't say the name of the comp. The name of the comp is Half a Decade of Chrome. Because they've been around for five years. There you go.

Now we got it all figured out. Here we go. Tight. Tight. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Bye. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yeah! Ah! Man, it felt great I'll never forget

When I learned how to skate Fuckin' A It felt great I'll never forget When I learned how to skate And I don't wanna go home, don't tell me it's late Leave me alone, I just wanna skate I don't wanna go home, don't tell me it's late

Leave me alone, I just wanna skate I wanna skate Don't wanna work For minimum wage Man, I'm not a jerk. My first day at work and they said I was late We looked at each other, we couldn't relate Should I flip some burgers or just go skate? I'm gonna skate Not gonna work

For minimum wage Man, I'm not a jerk Man, it felt great I'll never forget When I learned how to skate Fuckin' A It felt great I'll never forget When I learned how to skate

I wanna skate Just wanna skate I wanna skate Just wanna skate I want to skate. Skate. Just want to skate. Skate. Yes. We back? We're back. And we're back. And we're back.

Mike Kurgendahl and White Glove from the Half a Decade of Chrome double cassette retrospective. No, not a retrospective because it's all in Rune's tracks. Anti-retrospective of the label Field Hymns. An anti-retrospective is nothing. No, and... No, then you wouldn't just say...

A retrospective is like all your work, kind of. But an anti-retrospective can't be nothing because nothing would just be nothing. You wouldn't say anything. Because it wouldn't exist. All right. I'm right on this one. You're right.

You're right as always. Just gotta need this one. Give me this one, please. Show me the money. I told myself I'd get a win in this year. Did you guys play the lottery? Liz did at work. Yeah.

Yeah, that's why I did at work. You didn't, Dave? Oh, I was at your- I was supposed to. Oh. I was at your work for about 10 minutes. I told him to wait. I heard all the ways that those guys are going to spend all that money.

They got it spent already. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We talked all about that. I don't think the tickets were purchased by the going to spend all that money. They got it spent already. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't even think the tickets were purchased by the time they already had personal chefs. Got to have a personal chef. Oh, yeah. DJ Khaled. It was very nice to hear.

They don't want you to have a personal chef. No. All right. Who wants to go? I'm going to go. You're going to wait. We're doing that? All right.

Yeah, that's how we're doing it. And that's how we do it. And that's how we do it. And that's how it's done. This that's how we do it. And that's how it's done. This tape is a... Odgital? You do a thing. Odd.

You do a thing. And you put it on. And you do it. You do it good. And you put it on. And you listen to it. And if it's good, you call Mike. Say, let's play it on the show.

I knew I wasn't going to have the... You never gave me the reverb. I need a coin slot that I can pay 25 cents and get a minute of reverb. A minute? 60 full seconds, boys. Wow. What tape are you playing?

Odd. Idgital. How would you say that, Dave? Dave's our guy who can say everything. Idgital. Yeah. Wow say that, Dave? Dave's our guy who can say everything. Agital. Yeah. Wow, that was really good. Solarium on high U tapes?

Can't say that either. High U tapes? Speaking English, that didn't sound like English. I looked up a little bit about this Agital. Is he from Africa? Yeah. Namibia. Yeah.

Namibia? Namibia. Namibia.ibia In Africa He goes by another name And it's Beetroot Beetroot Von Beets What's Dave gotten?

Are we doing that now? Dave's getting crazy This was released back Thanksgiving time, back in November. How do I do it? Just do it, man. We'll put it in your eyeball. Put it directly in your eyeball. What you do, Dave, is you soak a diaper

with that and you put it directly in your eyeball. No! Alright, let's get into playing this tape before Dave goes nuts. Where is it? Where did it go? I gave it to Dave. He crushed it with giant hands. Cool out, Dave, man. Gotcha.

This is the first release on this label. Oh, really? H-A-J-U Tapes. Yeah. Yeah, let's dig into it. Oh, I like it. I like how this looks. Oh, look at the numbering tape.

I don't want to show Joe. I don't know if he's seen it yet. I already saw it. How do you think Joe reacted when he saw that numbering? He hates bad. Joe, you hate bad handwriting in tapes, right? It's handwriting in general. Yeah.

And there's 20 out of 25 in here. Just handwriting, even if it's good? Yeah, even if it's good. Unless it's so good that it looks like a perfect font. This is one of those things. Why is this? I hate when a J card is perforated instead of cut, and it's got the little, like, yeah, I don't like that either.

It should be a little crazier. Well, the label's from California. With the right color, it doesn't look bad, but that's not the right color. Hand it back. Let's get into this. I don't know if I've ever seen that before. I've seen it a couple times.

If it's like a cobalt blue, it actually looks pretty nice. Oh, boy. Is this a Tabs Out Soaking Wet cassette? No. Soaking Wet's a little more green. A little bit more green. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry.

It's basically just turquoise. Okay. Well, let's get into this. A digital. Solarium cassette. A digital. A digital. A digital.

Hayu tapes. Hayu tapes. How you tapes? Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon so so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Live, love, laugh. Digital. Laugh and love. That was good. Yeah, it's a good one. Good jams.

Good job. Digital. Joe, what tape did you just pick from the mailbag? Better than a glory, number three. It seems like just yesterday, number two just came out. And number one, I feel like, God, I was still in short pants when that came out. There's like a little cartoon wizard with soccer cleats on kicking his cat on the cover. And oddly enough, I listened to most of it.

It's pretty good. I like it. It's on Xiao Pi Hao, right? Take it. It's pretty good. I like it. It's on Xiao Pi Hao, right? Take it home and listen to that. I picked it. What do you got, Dave? I like the real complex sexual stuff. Not just in tapes.

Just in life in general. I'm going to play this Millions tape that just came out on Baked. He put it on Millions tape? Yeah, man. And Jesse did with that new that just came out on Baked. He put it on millions tape? Yeah, man. And Jesse did with that new Baked batch? New Baked batch. What else was in that batch? Solid batch.

Spiritual Switchboard. Which is Jesse and who else? Josh Slusher, I think. Okay. Yeah, that sounds right. And then Glass Frog. Glass Frog. Conrad Cam.

Friend of the show. And then there, I think that's it for this batch. I think this- Really good batch. All three of those tapes are solid. I think that's it for this batch. Really good batch. All three of those tapes are solid. Oh no, that was something else. Dave, what was the name of the project you did with Jesse DeRosa from Baked Tapes? Atlantis Morrissey.

Atlantis Morrissey. That's got so many levels. There's so many different levels. It's like a layer cake of punditry. It's beautiful. It's like an everything bagel of puns. Is that a pun? That's a pun. That's a pun. It's several a layer cake of punditry. It's beautiful. It's like an everything bagel of puns. Is that a pun? That's a pun. That's a pun.

All right. It's several, Joe. It's a layer of puns. What is it, though? Like a C2? It's like a punzania. Punzania. I love punzania.

Can't get a good punzania in Brooklyn. No way. No way, no how. What is it? It's a short one, though, right? Yeah, it's a C10. C7. C7. I got toenails longer than that tape.

C7. It's good, though. You should listen to it. I love the cover, too. Let's not talk about that, though, because we're not playing that. We're playing what? The Millions tape. We're playing this Millions tape.

And that on a roll. The tape's called Circle. Oh, I don't think I got this one. This tape is really good. Oh, no, I did, because that's fine on the spine. It's awful. It's god-awful. Look at that. What's that? Oh, you like that? I got this one. This tape is really good. Oh, no, I did because that's fine on the spine. It's awful. It's god awful. Look at that.

What's that? Oh, you like that? See, that's fine. I don't think that looks bad. That's fine. I feel like that's a font called Crayon. Or he just went into paint and did it with the crayon. Yeah, I think he just wrote it.

Let me see a close-up. But the cover's fucking tight. A close-up? You want me to put it right in your face? Right in my face. Throw it right down the plate. That looks fine to me. Whatever.

Show me the money. Hand it back. So my opinion was different than yours. Let's move on. All right, there's bigger things. There's ISIS, Dave. There's bigger things. I'm just being shitty. Let's end it there. Perfect. That was the exact time I want you to use that. You know what I really like about this tape, though?

Nope. This is all coming back to me. Wake the hell up, because because I got a lot to say So baked tapes normally their logo On the back of the thing is upside down And that bothers the hell out of me But David Suss Millions aka millions he flipped it

I request a flip He may He filled out the paperwork Just on his tape? Just on his yeah None of the other ones are still flipped upside down He had to fill out the paperwork. Just on his tape? Just on his, yeah. None of the other ones. All the other ones are still flipped upside down. Huh. He had to fill out the paperwork, submit that.

Takes four to six weeks. Business weeks. Those are different than regular weeks. If you have a job. Not in Obama's America. It's business time. I don't know why that one got you. I don't know why that one got you.

I like it when the little ones do. Say it again. I want to get high too, guys. Come on. I said it's business time. Come on, guys. All right, it's business time. Millions.

Name the tape is Circle. New one on big tapes. Here's something from that tape. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Millions. That was tight. I got to listen to that. Yeah, it's a good one, man. I got to listen to the whole, I got to collect the whole thing in my ears. Collect the whole batch.

It's all great. It's all, yeah, and available now from Buck to Tips. You ever eat Frosted Flakes? Yeah. The lion's like, it's all great. It's pretty good. Yeah. Tommy Tigger, I know him.

He's a wolf, right? I'm the Frosted Flakes wolf. Is he a cat or a wolf? I think he's a cat. Well, a cat is a wolf, right? I'm the Frosted Flames wolf. Is this a cat or a wolf? One of them. I think it's a cat. Well, a cat is a wolf, you idiot. God, you guys don't know anything about the animal kingdom. All right, my turn?

They're the same species. Seems like it was just my turn a minute ago. No, it's your turn. What do I want to play? You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to play something by this label. Where did it go? There it is.

By this guy. Rob. This guy. This fucking guy. This fucking guy. Rob Michael Chuck. Check out this fucking guy. This clown.

Rob Michael Chuck. The tape's called Mars on Pretty Little Music. I don't think we've ever played anything on Pretty Little Music. I don't think we have either. No, a label that's been around since like, if I had to guess. God, I wish you could see it. I would say like what? 1969.

Like 1969, right? Yeah. 1969. Here we go. Here we go. How long is this? She's got to stop. The more you want it to stop, the more Dave just keeps going. Is Dave even here anymore?

I think Dave left. He's getting sleepy. That's for goddamn sure I've never heard Let's try it. I can't sing it. Where did you get this song? What are all the cartoon sound effects? How long does that go on for?

Another two minutes or so? Two minutes? I always thought it was like... I've never heard it that far before. That was the very second thing. Damn, Dave. How do you remember what I was talking about? Dave, you're making me nervous. I think it's just... You really forced that 69 in there.

You've got to admit, you forced that 69. This isn't the 69th release. I was really hoping it would be, though. It's on a C69. No, no, no. I won't stand for it. Don't do it. You got to stop.

I'm dead shy. I've never been more serious. Here we go. Rob Michael Chuck. The tape's called Mars. Pretty little music number 110. This is a dude. He fucks with the fossil crew. Right?

Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha. Brantford, Ontario fella. Canada? Canada. Canada. The big one up top America's top hat

duplication.ca I'm all out of Canada, kid this is a C-22 that just came out in a tiny edition of 18 tapes so maybe it's gone already, I don't know but it's beautiful looking awesome label, it's been around for I don't know. It's beautiful looking. Awesome label.

It's been around for a number of years. I enjoy them. Got some stuff. I can spot it right now on the shelf. It's a Wasteland Jazz unit. Mike Spies. Mike Spies. Welcome to episode one of Mike Spies.

I spy. I see the poor little music tapes up there. All right, so let's get into this. What's that? What was that, Joe? What the fuck was that? Are you jamming over here? Rob Michael Chuck. I hope I'm saying that right. Actually, I don't know. It sounded like your computer dropped a pipe. Mars cassette on Pretty Little Music. Here we go. It was only funny because it just cut off. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. so Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Rob, Michael, Chuck. Rob Michael and Chuck from their Mars album.

You don't know Rob Michael and Chuck? Man, you don't know Rob Michael and Chuck? Come on, man. Quit razzing me. You know those fellas. They work down quick tires. That's where they would work. Quick tires.

KWIK tires. Yeah. Well, we all worked on their spell You can still grab that one I believe Quick Tire is all they got They ain't got no more tire stores Is this going to become a character

Quick Tire's guy That's the best tire store Name one more tire store Just a guy who loves quick tires He also thinks it's the only tire store And you can't convince him otherwise You're like, name another tire store And I'm like, how about

Tires for cheap, or tires for less Listen, it's the only tire store Alright, good I don't want this tire store guy I'm going to play this tape. Dude, that happens. Let's move along. A split between Rigel Magellan.

Rigel Magellan? Yeah. That's not someone's name, is it? Yeah. Well, at least that's his project name. All right. Split with the magician. With Goo.

G-U-U. Goo, right? Goo. Goo. Goo. Oh, it's just Goo. Goo. Wait, let me see it.

Dave will get it. Yeah, Rigel Magellan. That's like a street magician. It is a street magician. Rigel Magellan. I'd do some sleight of hand. Really? Yeah. Let me see that. I want one of my friends to get into magic. You want what? One of my friends to get into magic. I thought you said one of my parents. No, I don't want that. Like they were both

on the edge of getting into magic. And you wish they would just take that final step. I wish one of them would just do it. I just wish one of you would just finally... Stop talking about it. One of you needs to finally... And it's really emotional when you're telling them. Like one of you either needs to put up or shut up. And you know what I'm talking about. The magic mom.

The magic dad. They should do a husband-wife magic duo. And I don't mean like she's the assistant and he solves her in half. No, she also does the magic. She also does magic, yeah. What are we playing? So what are you playing off this split here?

A couple tracks off the Roger Magellan side. Oh, this is an OJC recording. OJC recordings. I like that label. They send us stuff every once in a while and it's total, uh... Roger Magellan. Street Magic. Volume 2. Hit the Highway.

Is he doing magic on the highway? Cars are zooming past I-95 and he's on the side of the road. Roses appear in his hands. They're really good tricks. Like he makes a plane appear in the middle of the highway.

Everybody hits it. And then he just runs away. Oh, fuck. He just runs away and then he shows up somewhere else. Eventually. They're really good tricks, but they have bad intentions. I see. They have bad consequences.

Don't start that because I want to finish this. Oh, you were going to talk about this? I want to finish the Roger Mangel thing. All right, all right. So the bit is, he does magic and he's good at it, but it always has like bad shit happens. Yeah. It causes car accidents and he always runs away.

And the final trick is he's on top of the Statue of Liberty and it's like the panoramic shot of him. And it's because the cops have been chasing him and now they've got him cornered at the top of the Statue of Liberty. He's going to make the Statue of Liberty and himself disappear. And that's how he gets away from the cops have been chasing him, and now they've got him cornered at the top of the Statue of Liberty. He's going to make the Statue of Liberty and himself disappear, and that's how he gets away from the cops. No, just the Statue of Liberty, and then that's his last trick. And he just plunges to his death. No, I think they both disappear, and then the cops are like,

What? And they're looking all around. They don't know what to do. And then the next shot is him in the Statue of Liberty on the beach somewhere sipping Mai Tais. What is a Mai Tai? It's a mixed drink, right? Rigel Magellan, the man who disappeared.

Pitch that. Pitch that. That was my phone. You have a text or something? I got a text message. So what are you playing off this tape? Which side? Rigel Magellan side.

Okay. Let's do that right now. Roger Magellan. I can't show Dave my thing? Look at their logo, Dave. Mike really doesn't want you to see this. Let me see. Now show me.

Show me the money. Wait, what is that? It's OJC Records, their logo. Can you get a shirt with that on it? Go to their band camp right now and look at it. That's what this is from? Oh, okay. We'll have our listeners go in there and look at it. Name

that person. I don't know. It's like Morpheus from the Matrix fat older brother. With cornrows. Alright, Roger Magellan. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The The The The The The Thank you. It was a very... Rigel Magellan. We back? We're back.

That was a very interesting pattern you chose there, Joe. Random. Like, completely random. Got it done, though. Gotcha. That was tight. I like that label. Buzz Caldwell is Rigel Magellan in the movie everyone's talking about.

The biopic about him. All right, whose turn? Dave's turn. Dave's corner. Is that how you say it? Biopic? It's a biopic. Biopic.

In the biopic. Well, you're like the second person I heard pronounce it like that this week. That's why I was wondering. Maybe I had it wrong. You're right. Mike's wrong. Mike's wrong. Mike's dumb.

It's a biopic It makes sense Yeah Mike was being shitty Let's end it there Go Dave He's having a fine It's your turn What are you doing over there?

He's like you know Just relaxing You are With a fine whiskey With a fine malted beverage I don't know how I feel About Dave sipping on whiskey. You don't like it?

Instead of just drinking a beer. Like a man. Like I feel like he thinks he's better than us now. Yeah, I got that too. I didn't want to say anything. It's also a smug look. It's very smug, yeah. And look at the accessory zippers on his jacket.

It's like, what do you have to have extra zippers for? I don't know. All right, just go. What do you have to have extra zippers for? I don't know. All right, just go. What do you have? Look at his shoes. How new are his shoes? They look new. They look shiny.

They look brand new, don't they? I bet you just got those shined today. Stop ganging up on me. I'm kidding. I like everything about you, dude. That's a good burn on somebody. I bet you just got your shoes shined today, chump. Gotcha.

Blow it out your wing hole, you goof turkey. Come on. I'm going to play this tape. Just relax. By Comfort Link. God love to stay at the Comfort Link. I wasn't thinking of it like that, but I like that.

That's spot on. We leave on the sink at the Comfort Link. Another one of Tammy Dong Dog Enterprises. Fine Hotelleries. The Comfort Link. Don't go to that other stink. Come to the Comfort Link. Thirsty? Get a drink at the Comfort Link.

It's in the sink. Am I right here? I think that was a web pledge. Oh, another web pledge. Thanks, everyone, for donating. Whose turn is it? Joe, you guys. Joe, you were trying to do it? Joe, you guys. Joe, you were trying to do it, weren't you?

You guys stopped doing it so bad. Let me just... Everybody just try to do it. Like, seriously try to do it. Try to do what? Just... Do it on the keyboard. On the keyboard.

I wouldn't even know how. Just try. Nobody's going to be able to do it. I'll do it again. That was it. Let me try. See, to me, I hear it. Joseph's better.

I win. Nailed it. Ioseph's the best all right what are we talking about comfort link comfort link and that's where we like to stay when we're on a long ride we're a short one we're a short one you know tape that came out on sometimes i'm going grocery shopping and i'm like oh honey a comfort link I like to skate at the ice rink at the comfort link and have a nice cold drink

ooh wink wink it doesn't stink no y'all pushing me to the brink that's what I think Alright go Dave We got free HBO and Zelda If you want to be Link

Jesus Christ That was a good one You really had to cast that one out there Didn't you He caught something What do you got? Comfort link. Tape that came out

on spleen coffin. Spalmer label. Too scary. Spleen coffin. Coffin for just your spleen? Yeah. I don't even think that's a coffin. No, it's more like a...

It's like a box. Like the Egyptians, they put those in like a... A sleeve that's a coffin. No, it's more like a... It's like a box. Like the Egyptians, they put those in like a... A sleeve. In a sleeve. All right, give me the tape. This has been going on for too long. A t-shirt sleeve.

Too long. Too long. Oh, yeah, I listened to this tape. This tape is fucking really good. Yeah, yeah. Stop doing that, man. What's the bald-headed guy on The late show?

Curly The one with Letterman Paul Schaefer? Paul Schaefer Yeah You're Paul Schaefer Give me some Some Spleen Coffin music

Paul This is a label Out of Baltimore Jeff's got pretty good chops He does I didn't want to say anything But he does This label's out of Baltimore. Jeff's got pretty good chops. He does. I didn't want to say anything, but he does. This label's out of Baltimore. I have an Embarker tape on.

That's a good city, too. Yeah. I have Embarker tape and this Killer Comp. You all right, Dave? Killer Comp. Killer Comp. Dave, give me some reverb. Please.

Please come to the reverb. Killer Comps. I'm going to give Joe some reverb. them down so i can talk over top of them with my reverb all right so we're gonna you're gonna play this celestial music tape by comfort link you know what i like about that give me a little bit more herb you know what I like about this tape is the red shell inside is adorned with a label that completely covers the face of the tape Joe can you look at the tape or are you so into the music you're playing that you you don't want to get

distracted I like how they have this label on here and the label is just like sticker paper in a rectangle with just holes cut out for the spools in the middle. It's not your traditional label. I like it. Good design. It's a beautifully designed tape.

J-Card, I think, is a page from a book, too. What is it, the J-Card? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it looks like it is. Well, I guess it's time to get into it. All right, take away my reverb. So let's get into this tape on Spleen Coffin by Comfort Link. Tape's called The Celestial Music.

Joe, take me to church. so um Thank you. so so so so Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get some more water. Thank you. Here we go. Rat week. Rat week. Rat week. Rat week. Rat week. Rat week. Rally. Rally.

Rally. Rally. Rally. Rally. Rally. Thank you. Crayon Shin-Chan Right wing. Right wing. Right wing. Right wing. Right wing. Right wing.

Right wing. Rally. Rally. Rally. Rally. Rally. Rally. Comfort Link that was some real zombie jazz come on give me there I am

that was some beautiful zombie jazz. By Comfort Link. Tape on spleen coffin. That came... Oh, it didn't work. You had a look on your face like it was going to be really good, though, Joe. Oh, it's going to be good. If the listeners could just see that, they'd know that...

There you go. Give it some volume. I like the new volume up sound. Yeah, it's better than the old one. Yeah. It's good. It's kind of hollow. Yeah like the new volume up sound. Yeah, it's better than the old one. Yeah. It's good. It's kind of hollow. Yeah, weird.

Like a log. It's like a wood block. I'd say more like a wood block. A wood block. I was going to say like a fake rock you keep your key in out in the garden. You just hit it all the time. Mike, stop hitting the goddamn fake rock. The neighbors are going to know about the rock if you keep hitting it, Mike.

All right. You've been out there all day. Come in and eat a hot dog. Eat a hot dog. You need to eat something. Come in and have a hot dog. I already have a hot dog, Mom. I'm playing with my rock. It's not a real rock.

Now you've got me saying it. Oh, Jesus. You know, an Italian family just moved in down the block they're probably listening right you are the italian family oh yeah well they're like self-hating italians oh okay all right good one joe what do you got going over there? This is so bad. All right, let's just play this tape.

M. Gaddis Gangras tape. Actually, you can keep doing that. Keep doing that. This one that's coming out. That's pretty good. It's coming out soon, maybe this week early january new one on umarex killer fucking label uh looks stellar as all their tapes do come in these brad packs these is it silk screen or is it letter pressed silk screen. Brad Pax. These awesome designs on it. Label's called... Tape's called Two Variations.

It's a long one. Then... Dave on the keys. Let me see. I might have this written down how long this sucker is. It's M. Geddes Genghis. Two Variations tape on Umarex. Umarex number 86.

It's like a C80. Edition of 110. Available soon or now, depending on when you're listening to this through thrill jockey i believe i think thrill jockey handles all of umarex distribution but uh this tape's fucking good man it's uh you know you can you're really treating yourself to something you like aren't you joe all right i'm sorry joe's just like today i'm just gonna get up i'm just gonna go to cold stone creamery all by myself because i deserve an ice cream that's how you are right

now with those sounds but you can really a lot this is like you know he'll he'll like jam out on a patch on a on modular system for a little bit it It's pretty fucking good. He goes into specifics on the Umarex website. That's umarex.org slash UR086. Goes into the specifics on the patches he used. Came out with tapes by Shapes

and a SR Hess ZM Zutterfeld tape. Dave, you got one of those, right? I got the shapes tape. And you got that one. Yeah. All really fucking good, though.

Yeah, they're really, really good. Joe, play this tape in for me. Look at this silver screen burning silver tape. No, play me some music. Oh, all right, all right. So let's get into this. M. Geddes Genghis.

Two Variations Cassette. Is that a new kit? Oh no, Rex Here we go Then fade him out No, don't fade out yourself, dummy Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. DJ Outside Space Coming at you 42 degrees in the building DJ Outsides best coming at you!

42 degrees in the building! Happy New Year! Year of the Spider! You're at 97 pounds, the biggest fucking rock coming at you. Fucking M. Dennis Genghis ripping it on his fucking Mongular Stinks. Coming up, we got some fucking L.A. guns coming at you, motherfucker. Turn those speakers up as loud as they get. So loud you can hear the air.

Joe B. in the studio ripping it. Nothing but whitey tighties on this motherfucker. M. Guinness Gangras. What's them? Got some tangled up patch tables. Ow! Coming at you! All right, that's enough of that.

Cut the shit. Joe B., what do you got? M. Gettys Genghis. Two variations on Umarex. Oh, shit. I think it's going too far. What? I like it. And then I'll go.

I'm going to play this tape by a band from Ocean City called Ocean City, Maryland? Ocean City, Maryland. Kind of local. Jarhead Fertilizer. I thought they were called kind of local. No, they're kind of local to us. Oh, I thought they were called Kinda Local. No. No, they're Kinda Local to us. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I remember you showing me this tape. This is the girl from work. Her boyfriend's in this band. Good story. Emily, you're more... I was just reading on Pitchfork the other day about the girl from work and her boyfriend's in this band. That's an awful, awful, awful description. I guess it's just self-released.

I'm pretty sure. Let me see it. I can't remember if you showed me a shirt or a patch and you said... Come on. And you said, what font is this? What band uses this font? And right away I was like, oh, that's the Dystopia font. Yeah. This looks like a Dystopia record.

We'll come to find out. Jarhead Fertilizer is a Dystopia song. That's tight. So they like Dystopia. This looks just like a Dystopia 7-inch. tight. So they like dystopia. This looks just like a dystopia 7-inch. When I was like 20 years old, yeah,

20 years old, this was probably pre-9-11. I think it was the first time I had ever been to California. Maybe first or second time I've ever been out to the West Coast.

And we stayed at a house where some of the people from Dystopia lived. Oh, yeah? And it was the most disgusting place I've ever seen. And a hot mixture of people that were there. It was like the extras from like

a really bad B movie. Like a trauma movie? And there was they were just waiting around for the liquor store to open at like 5 in the morning. Really? Yeah. It was a bleak scene. It was a really bleak scene. It was a dystopia, you might say. Oh, it was a dystopia. I like this.

Opiate Conquest is a really good name for a dude. Opiate Conquest. So is that this? That's that. It's just a handwritten on the thing. I told Emily I wouldn't get into him too much. I don't want to hurt his feelings. Is he a tough guy?

And she's the one who wrote the uh sharpie on i was going to say for like a just this band with like the dystopia the whole dystopia look yeah black and white yeah you know collage with needles and like dead people death like classic early 90s grind yeah power violence it's written really nicely on the tape jhf is just like somebody just sat there like now i'm gonna make that loop of the j go to the same height as the cross the section of the h and that'll match the f it'll just i bet so may were thrown in the trash mike's radio that's what it looks like it gets really into boot making bootlegs off the radio legs off the

radio and labels labels labels them really nice mike Mike's Radio Cuts, volume one. What track are you going to play here? Play, I don't know, a couple tracks off the A-side. Xanax Parasite? That's a good one. Oh, I thought that said, it says snitch. I thought it said stitch, like our smelling thing. Oh, that's a skitch.

Skitch, that's right. God, so stupid. So Brandon, I'm not sure what he plays in the band. Brandon. Brandon's Emily's boyfriend. Brandon, do you want mashed potatoes or a garden? He was also in this band, Full of Hell, which I enjoy. Mike's Radio Cuts, Volume 2, AM Nuggets.

AM Nuggets. Oh, I love that your bootleg tapes are so specific. So were they bootleg in the sense that he then tries to sell them? Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay. Mike's crazy dial. I'm just gonna spin that wheel. He gives them away to friends.

All of his friends all the time. I got my new one. I got my new tape. Got my new tape. You want it? Mike's crazy FM dial. Alright, let's get into this Jarhead Fertilizer tape. Talkies. Talkies 2. All right.

It's Talkies 2 T-O-O. And that's the B-side to AM Nuggets. I deleted it. I don't have it anymore. All right, Jarhead Fertilizer. Opiate Conquest. Self-release tape. Talkies 2. This is the girlilizer. Opiate Conquest. Self-release tape. Talkies too.

This is the girl who worked her boyfriend in this band. I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a

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I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a The Red Hot Rod

The Red Hot Rod The Red Hot Rod I'm out. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster

I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a killer! I am the light I am the dark I am the light I'm a beast I'm a beast I'm a beast Thank you. I'm not the best man But the fight was for me

I'm not the best man But the fight was for me I'm not the best man I'm not the best man I'm not the best man I'm not the best man I'm not the best man I'm not the best man I'm not the to die I don't want to die

I don't want to die I don't want to die Death for me Death we can stop it there jarhead fertilizer itertilizer. It's pretty good. Pretty good? Yeah, that was fucking sick, man. Yeah, that was good. That was awesome.

If I was like 23, I would have lost my mind. Yeah, I lost my shit. I would have put out a record for that band. Yeah, you definitely would have. I would have sunk thousands of dollars into that. Sunk thousands of dollars into that 7-inch. Yeah. No, it would have been weird.

It would have been like a 9.5-inch. Yeah, it would have been really weird. Those would have sold, though. It would have been like all the records in my basement that are just like... Oh, yeah. You know how many Bella Goss records are down there? Oh, really? Still. Those would have sold, though. It would have been like all the records in my basement that are just like... Oh, yeah. You know how many Bella Goss records are down there? Oh, really? Still?

A lot? Oh, yeah. The box is just dumped over there. It's everywhere. You know what I found the other day? I've been cleaning out a room. More fucking El Buzzard CDs. Really?

Those who don't know, there was a really awesome band. They were a fucking awesome band. They were really good. Yeah. It's a band, El Buzzard from California that I actually did two records for. Wasn't it someone from Mohinder? Yeah. Yeah.

Did two records for her. The first one was a 10-inch and a CD, and for some reason, something was fucked up with the CD. I can't remember what it was. It was like video on it. Remember old-timey CDs? Oh, yeah.

It came with video on it, but something... I think the tracks weren't supposed to have any silence in between them, and they did. And there was 1,000 made, and it was like was like hey there's not supposed to be any silence between these tracks so they just like remade another thousand and sent them out to me i'm like what the fuck am i gonna do with all these oh then you still have the thousand bad ones and like yeah

oh so like i'm just like boxes are going everywhere they're you gotta get rid of these everything must go after a certain point you gotta get rid of them and i thought they were i thought they were gone i'm cleaning out this back room back here i found another box of 100 and more out of sonic cds can't give these things away like i thought i got rid of everything then all of a sudden you go downstairs and you're like i gotta get the christmas tree out you're like why is there fucking 800 towers lps in front of these things anyway do a tower record yeah it was kind of you know okay it was kind of towards towers record yeah it was kinda you know

it was kinda towards the end where it was just like yeah I'll do whatever yeah yeah whatever anyway Dave what are you doing

put a brick filter on it I love the brick filter man I'm gonna start on that what did I use it wasn't Photoshop Paint Shop Pro no it was Paint Shop Pro I love Paint Shop Pro

you put this texture on with jazz one time yeah jazz Paint Shop Pro is that the one with Paint Shop Pro. Paint Shop Pro. I love Paint Shop Pro. You put this texture on the thing. Jazz. One time. Yeah. Jazz Paint Shop Pro. Is that the one with the little alligator holding the paintbrush? It's like the logo.

To open it, I had to set back the date on my computer. Because it was a demo or whatever. It was a 30-day trial. So I had to set back my... If I just opened it, it would say, like, you're on date 80,453 of your 30-day trial. So you set it back 20 years, and of a sudden you can open it again. Before they figured out that loophole. Anonymous showed me

how to do that little hack. You did used to wear the mask when you were, like, doing shit. With the Guy Fawkes mask whenever I used Paint Shop Pro. What do you got, Dave?

I got this fashion boy and Kyle Lantris split that came out on Willard. I'm going to play some stuff from the Kyle Lantra side. Oh, yeah? This tape's awesome, man.

I like the cover on this one. What other stuff are you going to play? Cool stuff? Warm bath stuff. Oh. Mm. Look at that. That looks nice.

That's what that makes me feel. Makes me feel sleepy. I took a bath last night. Did you? Yeah. Mike, I want you to take out that paper insert on there and take a look at both sides. This thing right here? Yeah.

This little card? What the fuck is this? Jesus Christ. You know what's wrong with noise music today? The goddamn pictures of you with your cats. Do they both have mustaches? Yeah, the St. Joe Bazaars is disgusting. This is really bad.

But Kyle Landry, yours is bordering on like, he looks like Mark Maron in that picture. Is that Mark Maron? All right. Look at that cat. It's not a big cat. It's a picture of them holding cats around their synthesizers. So like, it's basically the internet.

This is what's wrong with the internet today. Don't put, you'll put your goddamn... I get your memes online. I don't need your memes in the cassettes. No, this looks fucking tight, man. Ooh, ooh. I like when you fold it open. This looks nice.

I can't wait to hear this. Dave, you ordered this on your own, didn't you? Huh? You ordered this on your own, didn't you? I did a trade with... This didn't come in the mail.

No, it didn't come in the mail. We did a little tradie tradie. I don't like when you have tapes that I don't know that you have. I'll keep you posted. Let me know when you order something or trade for something. So I can update my Google Drive. What side are you going to play? Kyle Landstra? Yeah, we're going to play the Kyle Landstra side.

That's pretty cool. Cool stuff. From the Bash and Void split. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to take a deep breath. The Thank you. Kyle Landstrah. That was so, so, so tight. Oh yeah, man. That was very soothing. I thought I was in a bath. I thought to myself for a moment,

what are you boys doing in my bathtub with me? I realized it's not wet enough to be a bathtub in here. We're just having a good time. We're just all relaxing. I got another, I got a couple more from Joe's new one that came out on Lost Archive. Fold. What, Bastion Boyd stuff?

No, no, it's a collaboration. Fold is a collaboration with Joe Bastardo and... God damn it. Are you saying fold? Fold. Like you fold a piece of paper? Like you fold a piece of paper, but it's got a moonlight over the... Rajal Magellan. Fold. One piece of paper, but it's got a moolah over the oomph. Roger Magellan. Fold.

One piece of paper. Two hours. Who's it with? Joe Bastardo and who? I'll tell you in a minute. One, two, three. Two. A minute.

You're going to count a whole minute? Hell yeah, man. I can do a lot of things. Full of Hell's new, they have a new split. We're going back to Full of Hell? With the body, and it's on Neurot. Neurosis is legal. Who is this band? Who are these people?

Man, Joe, this girl from work, her boyfriend's in a cool band. No, no, he was in this band. Now he's in that other band, Jarhead Fertilizer. He's not in Full of Hell anymore? No. Oh, you know what? Gave it all up to start a dystopia cover band. What's up, Dave?

Joe Bastardo isn't actually in Fold. You're so dumb. I thought he told me he was, but he's not. He's trying to be cool. Yeah, I'm in fold. I have a terrible memory. That's the problem. Yeah, you got jelly brain.

That's my turn, right? I got water in my wrinkles. What? My brain wrinkles. There's water. That makes my memory bad. Play this tape by Flux Monkey. Wait, say that again?

Say all that again? You get water in your brain folds? You don't want to know about Dave's brain folds. He'll be here all day. I didn't tell you about my brain folds yet? No, tell me about your brain folds. I'll tell you all about my brain folds. Tell him what happens when water gets in them.

Tell me about your brain folds, or you won't be lonely. I forget stuff. I don't know if Bone Thugs-N-Arm anything on that one. You guys know Flux Monkey, right? Bob Drake, Cleveland fella? Nope. No? I've never heard of him. Never heard. Never once. Come on.

Where's the hardest bridge located? You guys know who this guy is, right? Yeah, yeah. Cleveland guy. Got a pretty sweet... He makes his own guitar. His own guitars, right? He makes like... He makes like, like, he makes like

old-fashioned banjos. Old-fashioned banjos. He's a luthier. Yeah. I know who he is. Yeah. And he makes some modular synthesizers.

Yeah. Plays those. Yeah, man. He played a killer set of VOV like a year ago with someone else. I can't remember who. A guy played drums

and he twisted the knobs i did that kind of stuff yeah got a sweet vid of him on instagram oh yeah man he was crushing it when he was like he was standing up out of his seat while he was doing the high note that was so good he was like slow motion twerking with all the stuff he did and then hit a climax and he just like slowly like put his butt all the way up in the air. It was tight. It was awesome, yeah. I like

it says on his website, his internet website, that this tape is live analog improv recorded direct to cassette 4-track no foolin'. No foolin'. No foolin'. Though I gotta say, I like a little foolin' in my I like a little foolin'. I like no foolin', mate. gotta say, I like a little fooling in my... I like a little fooling.

I like no fooling, mate. Everybody can feel a little fooling, if you know what I mean. So you wanna get into this? Yeah, do it. Stop fucking around. Okay. I'm trying to figure out what this is on the shelf here. Some stuff.

Alright. Flux Monkey. Cryptosynology. Cassette. Self. Flux Monkey. Cryptosynology cassette. Self-released cassette. Here we go. I'm sorry. Thank you. Oh, God. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm...

I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm not scared. I'm not scared.

I'm not scared. I'm not scared. I'm going to shoot ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm sorry. Ahhhhh! um Fluxmonkey. Fluxmonkey. Fluxmonkey. Damn, girl, look at your Fluxmonkey. That's Funky Monkey. Flux Monkey. Flux Monkey. Damn, girl, look at your Flux Monkey. Flux Monkey. Tight Shipman. He does some pretty good stuff.

Mike, drink my whiskey. My whiskey. That doesn't work. No, try again. My whiskey. Dave, say drink my wine. I know it's whiskey, but say drink my wine. Drink my wine. My wine. That was pretty good my wine. I know it's whiskey, but say drink my wine. Drink my wine.

My wine. That was pretty good. Oh, you nailed it, that one. The smell of it hurts my nose. I feel like I should have an oak chair rather than this little Ikea number. Dave, turn me up in the headphones. You're up, buddy. No way.

No way. Too scary. Turn him up more. Obama cutting our volumes back. Dave, you're making me nervous. Give them all to refugees. All right, my turn. I'm going to play this no heat tape.

No heat? In the shadow of paradise. Oh, come on. How about some heat? How about some heat, dude? No heat. No heat. Doesn't like it.

Don't like it hot. Like cold. I think this whiskey's really going to clear me out. Oh, yeah. I can feel it going all the way down. It just my butthole prime already already prime ruin records like a dog exactly well my butthole is closer to my mouth than a normal person it's like on the back here now yeah from first glance uh that looks that's like a total john pile type tape right yeah definitely yeah has john Powell vibe all over it. Yeah. It looks tight.

It looks like, you know, you might say, like, that label Heavy Psych. It looks a lot like a Heavy Psych tape. Or, like you said, like a Beyond the Ruins type jam. Yeah. Why? Just something John Powell would like. Oh, wait. I know this tape.

This tape's fucking awesome. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, this. What was the other one? I wish I could just remember it. God. I didn't know you got this. I thought I got awesome. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, this... What was the other one? I wish I could just remember it. God. I didn't know you got this. I thought I got these.

No, you didn't get that. No, you didn't get your hands on that one. Show me the mic. Yeah, this entire... This label's fucking tight, man. Do we know who No Heat is? I don't know, but they... Oh, look at this J card.

Wow, she really folds out. There's a lot going on here, too. Look at these lyrics. Yeah. There's a lot going on here, too. What are these, lyrics? Yeah. We'll see what the songs are about. Street by street, block by block. Taking it all back. Are you the most important?

Let's get into it. I like how this J card folds. It's like an accordion fold. Yeah, it's nice. No, but doesn't it fold weird? Put it back into the tape the tape into the show into the show like aren't you oh this little flat yeah yeah yeah that kind of bothers me yeah it's like if you got like a like a hangnail well let's get into this no this uh no heat tape in the shadow of paradise in the shadow so like paradise is casting a shadow what do you think about that dave i like it dave's getting sleepy

dj outside space cruising to the midnight hours you're gonna slam your fucking head in the dick hole. You like King Crimson? Fuck you! Alright, no heat. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. No heat, none. In the Shadow of Paradise cassette on Prime. What was that little number? Oh, it's like a little video game sound. Get those zombies.

Get those zombies. Shoot the squirrel. Shoot the squirrel. Ah, nah, you ran out of laser beans. I think it's funny. Oh, you got it. I've been carrying around a bean with me in my pocket just so whenever I get the nervies, I can take them out and kind of rub them between my finger pads.

Calm me down. And it got stuck in the lighter earlier. I just got it out a little bit. Oh, you got it out of there. I got it out with a little nail. Oh, nice. She's out, boys. Got that bean out. My comfort bean. Come on down to that bean out. My comfort bean.

Come on down to the comfort bean. God damn it, Joe. You like the comfort link? The comfort bean is the best hotel you've ever seen. We got large screen. We got gym bean. We got... Poutine.

It's a Canadian thing. Du duplication.ca and the biggest bean bag scene you've ever seen bean bag scene yeah you don't know the bean bag scene people are hanging out and stuff listen Brenda you got divorced four months ago you need to go out

and get into the bean bag scene all the clubs are just people on bean bags bars that you go to that's just chillin on beanbags and he's like pull up your team back like real slow it takes a really long time to scoot it over you like you don't get off of it and carry it you just scoot you scoot how's it going you come to the beanbag bar often here Alright Dave what do you got Here and there Show me the money Is it my turn already Yeah

I said show me the money It's been a while I'm gonna play this X Y I'm gonna play this X Y R tape X Y R Who's X Y R Dave

X Y R X Y R PDQ buddy X, Y, R. Who's X, Y, R, Dave? X, Y, R. X, Y, R PDQ, buddy. No, who is X, Y, R? I honestly do not know. I don't know. I don't know. Everybody play the Powerball? I did.

We did it. Who put out that last X, Y, R tape that we played? We played next. That's what I'm getting at. I don't know who X, Y, R is, Dave. I thought I made that perfectly clear. X Y Z PDQ, buddy. What's that mean, guys? Quit letter pranking me, you fellas.

Blow it out your wing holes, you jive nuts. Now, who's it? I don't know who this is. X Y R? X Y R. With a period? Yeah, X period. He did that tape.

Art of Tika. Not fun. He did that tape art. You remember that one that had a die-cut hole in it? Constellation tattoo. Was it on that? No, I don't think it was on Constellation. It was on... It was on Constellation tattoo. Had it right away. Had the die-cut hole

with the shipwreck. I'm on discogs right now, man. You think I'm on Discogs. I'm on Discogs right now, man. You thinking on Discogs on this machine? Discogs. I got the new HP system preloaded with Discogs. Vladimir Karpov.

It is on Not Not Fun. It's on Not Not Fun. Man, I asked you the other day, are you playing anything on Not Not Fun?

You said no. Tape rank. He got you. That was a tape rank, wasn't it? He zinged you. That was a long burn. That was a long burn because I asked you what was a long con. What if I. That was a tape prank, wasn't it? He zinged you. That was a long burn. That was a long burn

because I asked you what was a long con. What if I didn't bring it up right now? Would you just let it slide? I was like, no, I'm not going to do it. I'm going to hold it off.

God damn it. Good prank, Dave. Wow. I ended up not playing when I was good. I feel better now. Man. Good joke.

That was a long burn. I feel so stupid now, though. I feel like everybody listens laughing at me. Look at his face. joke. That was the long burn. I feel so stupid now, though. I feel like everybody listens laughing at me. Look at his face. I don't need you guys anymore. I'm going to blow it. Blow it out.

Blow it out of your wing holes. You crack nuggets. You guys are a bunch of goof holes. Alright, what are we playing? When's your new radio tape coming out Mike? Come on what are you playing? I'm tired of goofing around with you No I don't want to goof anymore

Because I feel betrayed You're on volume 69? No I'll walk out of the studio I will walk directly out of the studio And just be done. And just quit. Here we go.

Hand me the tape. Hand me the tape. I'm tired of your goofballness. Blow it out your goofballs. No more Rophouse. Oh, God, this looks beautiful. Mental Journey to BC. That is the best name of a tape we've ever gotten.

Do you see that, Joe? Do you hear what I said? Mental Journey of a... Mental Journey to B.C. Before Christ? Yes, yes. Not D.C. I thought you meant Obama. You thought I meant those clowns in Washington.

No, this is... I'm talking about D.C. comics. I'm more of a Marvel guy. Read the name of the person that did the artwork that's what I was looking for it's a good one by Dieter no no I can't really say

Dieter Dieter Dernick that's there shouldn't be that many like that's in a row right Dieter

Dernick Dieter Dernick Dieter Dernick Dieter Dernick no this is fucking tight man not not fun number 318 damn girl Dieterderink. Dieterderink. Dieterderink. Dieterderink. No, this is fucking tight, man. Not Not Fun number 318. Damn, girl.

Really getting up there. Where's that lighter? It's right here. You're cool out, man. XYR. Mental Journey to BC. Not Not Fun. Let's get into this shit, man. This looks fucking dope.

I can't wait to listen to this, Dave. This is going to be a nice treat for me. I'm just going to sit back and just have a good time, feel like a marshmallow floating on a cloud. Thank you. I'm going to take a deep breath. so so Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. so so Thank you. so so Thank you. so so Thank you. so

so so so X, Y-R. X-Y-O-R. Fuck, that was tight. What was that little noise? What was that little noise? That was the tape. That's a little Burble and Crude going on.

You know what that music reminds me of? A little what? A little Burble and Crude. A little Burble and Crude. You know when something's burbling up like he had burbles in it you know what that uh that music had me thinking of is like in the 90s when they wanted to get computers in schools and they like companies would give them like a vhs tape to watch and like the kids like wow is this the new computer and he gets sucked into it and like that music's playing he's like whoa the fonts and there's like wow is this the new computer and he gets sucked into it and like that music's playing he's like whoa the fonts and there's like fonts floating over his head word processor and like

the word processor thing goes by and it's a montage of him looking at everything and that music's just playing in the background tron style right yeah definitely it's like an early yoga dvd menu screen yeah there you go okay yeah it's just looping over i wish like ever i wish like every like that's still somehow vhs quality i wish like every two minutes it would stop for a second and then start over like it was like the menu screen was like got to the end it wasn't like a good a solid loop no because they were never a good solid loop there was always a pause and then it would start over it's like a slideshow of stock footage of birds flying over lakes, and water coming down a stream.

Yeah, babbling brook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A deer comes up. The deer never gets a drink. As soon as it goes to put its head in, it stops there, and then starts over. Yeah. That was good, though, man.

I liked that. That's real good. Does that mean it's my turn? I think so. That was a good pick, Dave. That's what the cookies have crumbled. Wait, what? No, that's the expression. That's the expression when it's my turn? I think so. That was a good pick, Dave. That's what the cookies have crumbled. Wait, what? No, that's the expression.

That's the expression when it's my turn and it looks like the cookies have crumbled? Well, when it's something obvious. It looks like the cookies have crumbled. You never heard that before? That's not how you say it? Because when you get cookies, it's obvious they're going to crumble?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. If someone's like, oh, these cookies are crumbled, and you're like, well, yeah. Duh. Duh, what did you think was going to happen? It's obvious the cookies were going to crumble.

Eric Lanham. I don't know any of the words I just said, by the way. Eric Lanham. Intercepted Ruins. Intercepted Ruins. They were going from one place to another and someone got it in the middle. I got those ruins. H-E-M. this is uh robert beattie's label oh yeah which i just started and uh he did this tape

in a ma turner tape ma turner i feel like there was something like he maybe they they were made a while ago but like he's just starting to like sell them now or something like that just getting around to it just getting around to it you know it. A lot of balls in the air. A lot going on. Got that open game of Minesweeper I've been working on for about a week. I haven't got back to that yet. The open game. Yeah, the big screen.

The big one with all the bombs. There's an Easter egg if you leave Minesweeper open for seven days or more. Oh, yeah? What is it? I'm not going to ruin it for you. No, just give me a spoiler. I don't care. I'm not going to give you any spoilers. I'll tell you off mic. Okay not gonna ruin it for you no give me a spoiler I don't care I'm not gonna I'm not gonna give you any spoiling but I'll

tell you off mic okay whispered off mic tell me Are you saying an old lady's dick pops up? Yeah. Hoo-ha. Like there's an old lady. This is like a cartoon or like a real picture. No, it's like a real old lady's dick. Pops right out. Pops right out. I had a boy. Pops right out of the hole. Out of what hole?

What hole are you talking about? What's wrong with your voice? You set off the alarm. My mom's also let me open the door at night. So what happened with that old lady? Has it taken a pop out? Yeah, the old lady's dick pops out. And how old is she?

69. Oh, boy! 69. Is it a real dick or a pretend dick? It's fake. Joke! Eric Lanham, Interceptor Ruins cassette. Like I said, came out with...

Good transition music, Joe. I like that. Came out with that Mod Turner tape. I think we went a little too far tonight, boys. Editions. Looks fucking tight. Looks fucking tight. Looks fucking tight, I should say. fucking tight i should say i'm like so tight come on i was hoping that it'll just slip by come on you jerk balls um gotcha but

robert beatty who's like artwork is fucking outstanding so obviously this looks pretty tight too so let's get into this oh i should say this is uh Lanham is aka a com Carl of the duo Cabaladies which may or may not still be a thing. I'm not really sure. Haven't heard from Cabaladies in a while. It's been a while. Oh, this was composed as a soundtrack

for Intercept at Ruins an art installation by Robert Beatty in December of 2012 at Land of Tomorrow in Louisville, Kentucky. to that you did you didn't know ladies the water what happened leaves dick popped out yeah are you serious crazy how old was she Oh, we're ready to go. Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't know. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. I don't know. I don't know. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Spaceballs. I like Spaceballs. Spaceballs coming out of the zoo.

Actually, I don't really like Spaceballs. Spaceballs. Oh, I like Spaceballs. Spaceballs, Joe. You know me, come on. Eric Lennon. Intercepted. What was the tape called again?

Intercepted. Intercepted Ruinscepted ruins on additions. A-H-E-M. Additions. Check that out. On the net. Check it out. Remember that baseball game on Nintendo? It was like, Intercepted!

No, I remember baseball for Atari where it was just like you were squares. But like, when you got someone out, the ump would go, You're out. You're out. Like a Q- cubert voice yeah kind of you're out like he definitely was not saying you're out that's the closest they could get it you're out i think cubert's got the best sound effects there's only a few of them do some i can't do them come on do something the something. The voice is still a little monster.

Whoa, dude, that's pretty good. You like that? You like how I was talking and doing it at the same time? Was that the snake? With my mouth? That's the snake. Yeah, doing both of those things with my mouth at the same time. That's what your mom does. Alright, Joe, what do you got? I'm gonna play this split on Illuminated Paths from a split with Bleemgod.

I like Illuminated Paths. And, uh, Nurgle, but it's N3 Rgod. I like Illuminated Paths. And Nurgle, but it's N3RGL. I think those are the monsters in Qbert. I think those are the monsters in Ghoulies. The Nurgles. One comes out of the toilet and it's really scary.

That's the goofy one. Ah! I don't know what this tape is. Poopster! The Nurgle side is all in characters and stuff. Am I not Nurgle enough for the Nurgle Club? I don't know what the tape's called. Or the side's called. It's like Nihil Sign.

I don't know what the other word is. Just use the regular letters. Nephus. Jesus Christ. So, I'm going to play a track. Hand me that. What is that? Like a broken Nurgle tape?

Yeah, broken. All this fucking Illuminati pass. One track from each side. It always has all this extra papers. And stickers and stuff. Yeah, come on, man. You know what I hate? I'm going to Wind? Yeah, broken. All this fucking Illuminati pass. One track from each side. Always has like all this like extra papers and stickers and stuff. Yeah, come on, man. You know what I hate? I'm going to say

it's writing fucking hell. I like it. And this happens a lot. People send pogs. A lot of people send pogs. No, pogs have been like a thing. And like rap cards

from the 90s. And I don't want all this stuff. You brought the package and it falls out everywhere and I got to clean it up. Just send the tapes. What are you trying to... I couldn't hear that.

What? Your sounds are low, Joe. That one's low. There we go. Jam that. Shred that X. Ooh, there it is. Who's this jokester inside the J card? Check him out.

So play one track from side A play one track from side A and one track from side B, please. I'll do that. Here's the tape. Alright, here it is. Say what it is again. It's

Bleem God, right? Right. With Nurgle. Split with Nurgle. Bleemgod. G-A-W-D. All right, let's get into this on Illuminae Pass. Here we go. Thank you. Mr. Snow Skid

Bigger with his nose again Moseying around the moseying Down to his homies crib It's the lonely kid exposing hoes for alcohol and shit Momma getting flew to me and then I'm getting stoned again Looking like a scene boy all I'm under through his fucking rap Skinny pants, five pin cap Dumb funky chap, what the fuck is up with that?

Him and all his fucking friends are' till like three in the mornin' The party never ends, empty on the inside Never thought that I would be so hollow I've been stayin' out all night and waitin' up until tomorrow And my feelings always horrible I'm like chasin' me, tryin' to face this blunt But these beans are all face to me Trashin' like a pop star

And I party like a rock star All these fucking haters see me And they fucking cocks hard Hit your game cut off Like things and alls get sawed off I don't rap if I'm not sawed off Or everybody this shit, they got me jumping off Such a rarity

I guess it's clarity But I can barely I'd like to bury these Emotions, flows from this potion It's a rarity, I say this shit but you know it But you know it though, but you know it though You know it though, but you know it's dumb You know it though, but you know it though I can't notice though I can't notice though I can't notice though

I can't notice though I can't notice though Such a rarity I get some clarity Bad emotions I'd love to bury these In the dirt I bury these When I'm looking to the sky

When I'm looking to the sky I'm looking to the sky My name is Ronald Davis. I've been on this field for about a year and a half now. Well, I come from the suburbs. Life, you know, it's rough. And, I mean, I slept in the little whacker. I done slept on the bridges. I I slept in the little whacker, I slept on the bridges, I slept in the cardboard boxes. You know, just surviving, especially in the wintertime, is the hardest time. I'm not going to leave a number, but how can I leave a number when I don't have a phone? So, it's just a struggle out here, you know.

I just, you know, from day to day, people, I come out here and panhandle with my cubs right here at the Metro train station. I'm going to go to the beach. I start out in the morning at about 6 o'clock. You know, sometimes I don't even have enough to go to the flop house. You know, sometimes the flop house is a cheap place that ain't number 16. You go for 24 hours, ready with that old car, contract, and all that. And a lot of times I don't have enough money for that, so I have to end up sleeping in the car, go on one of fences downtown or something like this to be able to secure the guys' park. But after the end of the day, when people go home and everybody get on the message train and they're mine, then I just feel so bad that i can't be going on

there it is we're back bleems bleem gourd nurgle nurgle nurgle nurgle nurgle alert Nurgle. Nurgle alert. Nurgle alert. Total Nurgle alert on that one. Blim God. Oh my Blim God. I don't know what these kids are doing today. I like that Safe by the Bell episode where they're like, Nurgle alert. That was good. I love Safe by the Bell. Yeah.

That was good. Was that the Manx? Yeah. That guy does light a hand magic too. Screech powders. Screech powders is my favorite Safe by the Bell-x? Yeah. That guy does light of hand magic too. Screech Powders. Screech Powders is my favorite stand by the Beller. Yeah. All right, Davey boy.

You going to take us home tonight? Take me home tonight, Dave. Take me home tonight. And don't get bit by a crab. I'm going to play. A little public service announcement. I'm going to play the sparkly green cassette don't get bit by a crab

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How would you spell that? How would you pronounce that? I wouldn't. I just wouldn't do it. That's when you get a massage but you only get it between your fingers and toes. Oh, I'd get one of those. I'd love to have one of those right now. Does your wife do this, Joe?

I've been thinking about going to get another massage from your wife. Yeah? You can do it. I'm cool with it. I like to watch. You want to watch? No, I wouldn't let you watch. Well, are you going to...

She left the room when I got... When I unrobed. Would you stay or leave? No, no. I would stay. Cross my legs. Like, I would have them crossed

and then I would re-cross them the other way. Like, right in the middle of it? Very slow. Like, well, I'd be facing away from you and I would hear like the corduroy.

My knees cracking. I'd hear the corduroy rubbing against itself. i'd be facing away from you and i would hear like the my knees i hear the corduroy rubbing against itself it'd be very uh tasteful could someone like tasteful nudity could someone i knew that about you yeah i would like someone they're painting you nude yeah i just like to look like look at like paintings of nude women i would like someone they're painting you i'm saying oh i'll get painted nude is that is that the thing people uh painting people watching people in dress i don't know yeah that's that's people are in all kinds of stuff yeah who was this uh we're playing here i'm confused dave i know right what is this okay released so don't even ask i'm so confused i'm so confused by this i know i know

that uh what i'm gonna call it uh god damn it god damn it i forget the name already what is it on the inside i'm so hot inside oh it says oh man the cosmic it says in cooperation with Cosmic Sands, and that's in Comic Sands. Presented by, is it Genocenter? Yeah. G-E-N-O-T-C-E-N-T-R-E. And then there's something on the back here about something else. Uh-huh.

Lesage. Pull that J card out, Mike. have a little gander at the insides all right i'll do that whoa keeps going this is nice i like this oh this is very nice let's get my hands on this J card Coming into the Last tape here Tabs Alcocet podcast Episode number 77 Mike though

Wanna thank all for Dave what'd you have to say You gotta say something Dave Did you see the little lady's dick You were talking about this earlier What are you saying now An old lady's dick came out It was crazy

It came right out Tell me all about it Tell me everything Popped right out What did it come out of Dave and an old lady's dick came out. What? It was crazy. It came right out. Tell me all about it. Tell me everything. It popped right out. What did it come out of, Dave? It popped out like a proud patriot. One of those Budweiser horses. It came out like it was covered in bees

and just went down like it was coated in honey. Uh-huh. And this was an older lady, you say about 68, 70 years old? Between 68 and 70, I think. Somewhere around there. Okay, that makes sense. Like right in the middle of these two numbers. And she had a dick, you say?

Yeah. All right. See you guys later. I'm done. All right. Le Serge. Cassette. I'm done. All right. Le Sege. Cassette. Lots of information.

I'm not going to say any of it. Tabs out. Cassette Podcast episode number 77. Look like an army man from the 40s. Thanks for listening. You had a dick too. The train is now moving towards the city centre. Thank you. Thank you. The The train is now moving towards the city centre. Thank you.