Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #78 | 1.31.16

Episode Date: January 31, 2016

Klenengan Gadhon, Feast, Shepherd, bran(...)pos, Benjamin Esterlis, Lonely City, The Hydra, Grease Envelope, Hollow Light, Robert Donne, Stephen Vitiello and The OO-Ray, Babau, Worldhate, Euglossine, Golden Living Room, Grand Banks, Föld, and Drub.

This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Dwarfcraft Devices, makers of weird instruments for normal people. Or how does it go? Or how does it go? Normal instruments for weird people? No, I think it's they make weird people. They make normal instruments out of weird people. Oh, okay.

Because they're right next to a playing paranoid so they're just because you know they just sell you parts right you guys watch those videos man Obama just lets that happen I think there's anything that a company that makes effects pedals and your rec modules and they're like hey hey, we'll sponsor an episode, will you do a commercial for us? And I'm like, yeah, but I'm talking about Obama. I hope you don't mind. I'm going to be going off on that.

You always seem to throw Obama in there somewhere. For every effects pedal or Eurorack module you buy from Dwarfcraft Devices at dwarfcraft.com, donate 20 to the ted cruz for president no but we just this is this is all good fun dwarfcraft devices in all seriousness an awesome company making very interesting effects pedals and your rec modules yes that if you wanted to make weird music or normal music better or better music weird like oh like this you hear in the background dave this is you made this with a with a dwarf crafter right yeah i mean dwarf crafted this didn't you i dwarf crafted it up man

i made this with the yip which is a i think it's a three-channel gate burst generator that's controlled by a master clock. And so when the clock is high, it makes... Ah, a master clock. Master clock is high. It says, you burst randomly, you three outputs. And then when the master clock is not high and he's come down, he doesn't care what the gate bursts are doing. And the gate bursts, they don't want to work when the master clock's not around. So they just chill.

And then when the Master Clock gets high again, he starts getting really angry. He's like, you better burst, you Gates. You're really painting a picture here. Yeah, and that's how it works. I think we have a little bit of a comic going. Ian, what do you think about what we're listening to? Ian here.

Have you done a commercial with us before? I haven't. No, this is a first for you. Joe B., not in the studio right now. I have seen Dwarfcraft devices before. Have you done a commercial with us before? I haven't. No, this is a first for you. Joe B., not in the studio right now. I have seen Dwarfcraft devices before. I don't have any of their devices yet, but I like the look of their... You're in the market. Yeah, I like the look of their modules.

I'm pretty sure they also make that... Have you guys ever played that video game, World of Dwarfcraft? Right. I think they... Dave, you're a gamer, right? They make that game right they make like games gamer gate i'm touching all the current hot button issues right now um but yeah you can uh check them out on the internets at dwarfcraft.com and you know all

the other ones the social medias the facebookss, the Twitter. Yep. Yep. I saw they saying something about something they were working on, but I can't remember what it is now. You're welcome for this excellent spot there. But seriously, if you're not a knucklehead like us, if you're really interested, if you're really looking to

take... Hold on, let me get serious for a second. If you're looking to take your music career to the next level, get in a Dwarfcraft. These ain't your grandmoms' effects pedals and your rec modules. These are more of like your weird uncle's shit. Dwarfcraft.com. Check them out on the web.

Dwarfcraft devices. Be like, what's up? this is Dan from Moon Miss Music and you're watching Tabs Out should I say that? but you would say listening Watch it every motion in my voice Love is pain Tabs out. Tabs out. Tabs out. Hey.

Tabs out. Tabs out. Tabs out. Cassette Podcast. Episode 78. Tabs out. Tabs out. Oh, I still got the echo. Oh, it's gone.

As quickly as it came, it left me. Well, you know, if you have something, you set it free. And if it comes back, I think legally it's yours forever. But if it doesn't come back, well, if it's an animal, it probably got hit by a car. My dad had a turtle when he was a kid that he said used to leave every winter and then come back every summer. And then one day he found it.

It didn't come back. And then he saw it was run over in front of his house. I have a feeling that... I had a hermit crab that disappeared from its cage inside the house one day and then two months later I was taking out the trash and I found it behind the trash and this was when I was like seven years old and I told my parents about it and they were all like

oh my god he got all the way out there because it was like way behind the garage where the trash cans were way far away from the house detached garage so they tried to throw away your hermit crab. Yeah, but I didn't realize that until I thought about it again when I was a teenager. It's like, those motherfuckers threw away my hermit crab.

I feel like you told this story before. It's dark. Yeah, I feel like my dad probably like... Wait, so where would the turtle go in the winter? Well, he thinks it went to another kid's house. At least that's what he... He still thinks that. I what he still thinks that i think he still thinks that i think just one day a turtle was just dead in front of his house and he made the like it really like

made an impact on him as a young kid right and he just made up the whole story about like having a turtle right or there was never a turtle and this never happened i like turtles i love turtles remember that kid that that video would go in my web hall of fame but for those who are listening oh by the way tabs out cassette podcast episode number 78 i got a hanger on you deal with that in your free time dave um for anyone's for any of the listeners interested i'm starting a web hall of fame mike's web hall of fame so if you got any really good links send them over and I'll go over them and I'm gonna put my web

Hall of Fame but the I like turtles kid dot biz yeah Mike's web Hall of Fame dot biz the turtles kid the video wouldn't be on there but a link to a really poor quality gif would be on there. Because I don't know if I can get the rights to any YouTube videos just yet. I have an email out to YouTube. Where it's like all the colors, or it's reduced to 32 colors, so it looks all weird. Yeah. Ian,

thanks for joining us. Joe B, he had a pinball accident, a pinball injury. He's at the hospital right now. He pulled on the handle a little bit too hard and went flying across the room. But Ian Franklin coming to sit in for him. Glad to be here.

Thanks for coming, man. You want to start off tonight's episode? Joe Tilt? Brittenbach, they call him. That's what they call him. You know his problem is he gets too close to the machine. I think you're supposed to get right next to it.

Next to it? Not in front of it? Would you say in front of it? You're supposed to get right next to it next to it not in like not would you say in right you're supposed to get yeah you're supposed to get right i like standing behind it and just hoping just like this is fun i really hope something good's going on over there you don't you stand on the other side i don't have any quarters but i'm just having a good time with the arcade just that in the back of the machines you get there real early in the morning as soon as pete the owner and people think it's weird that you're friends with the old man who owns the arcade but it's fine he lets you in a little bit early and he's just like all right mike you're

gonna play any today like no pete just going behind him again he's like knock yourself out kid i go behind there and i hear the kids are laughing and I just pretend like I'm part of it. The quarter guy tries to get you involved? Come on. Here's what I mean. No, I don't want to. I'm not a charity case. Back off.

I've just gone behind the machines. I like it. I like it back there. And it's warm. It's warm. All right. Ian, what do you want to start off tonight with? Episode number...

What did we land on? 78? No. No one knows. I think it's 78. Yeah, it's 78. What do you got, Ian? Let's kick it off with one of these.

I got a nice package from Sean Boss Battle, a local guy who's over in Indonesia right now. He's been on the show before. Yeah. boss battle local guy who's over in Indonesia right now. He's been on the show before. Yeah, he did a, I think he did an episode all with Indonesian stuff. I believe it was something like that. He also made a video for us, a documentary on the cassette Kaltura. Kaltura. You know what Kaltura is? Kalutre.

Kalutre. Words. Are they real? A short documentary thing on Tabs Out about the cassette culture. I said it again. Where is it? Somewhere specific. Central Java, right?

Yeah. Well, it's centered around Yogyakarta. Okay. Whatever. You'll find it. What tape do you have? Well, he was really nice. You ever go in the back of Donkey Kong? The back of Donkey Kong is probably the best one to be. Because everyone crowds around Donkey Kong.

And it's got the best sound. What did he send you? He sent me a nice package of a bunch of different stuff. And I'm not exactly sure too much info on this one. But it looks like a group called Klenengangadon. It's probably the worst translation. No, you got that. I think that's it. Yeah, that's exactly it.

Tape looks like it's called Larawudu. And it also looks like it's pressed at the Locanada plant, which is covered. Sean did a little tour of that and covers that in the documentary. Pass that over here. Let me take a look at this. This is like an older thing.

Yeah, it's hard to tell the date. It looks like it might be stamped inside that says 1978, but then there's a stamp on the outside of the case that says 2013. So, hard to tell. This is crazy.

These labels on here are nuts. Yeah. They look, I mean, well, I guess because they're probably from the 70s. I was going to say, it looks like they're from the 70s. They probably are. They probably have a huge stock from. But I love these smoky gray shells with the yellow, black, and orange design on the shells.

This is nice. This is a little peach you got here. Cover shot is the group playing. Oh, that's them, huh? Yeah. See, normally you'd get a tape with this on the cover, but it would just be some random asshole

from Scotch Plains, New Jersey in his bedroom playing a synthesizer. No, this is the real deal. This is real deal shit. This is the real deal. So let's get into this. All right, let's do it. Let's do it.

Pass it over, Dave. Ian, say what it is again, so you can say, like, this is it, and then Dave will do some behind-the-scenes magic and edit it in. I think the group is called clennon gang gadon tape is called laura wudu and i believe cut from the b-side here we go ¶¶ Chant Chant Chant Chant Chant Thank you. yeah Thank you. I Thank you. ¶¶ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, is Thank you. Namo Amitabha Thank you. I am the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one Thank you. oh my Oh, my God. Clinton Gang got on with Laura Woodoo.

That was a good time, man. What else did he send you? Anything else from that era? Not that we know when it is. No, all the other stuff was mostly contemporary, I think, but a bunch of different styles, all like noise and traditional Javanese.

I didn't get a package. I guess he just hasn't sent mine yet. Maybe it's because it's so much stuff. It's so big and so cool that he's waiting longer to send it. That's probably what it is. It's going to be like a build up. He's going to send Dave a package next. It's going to be a little better than yours. I understand. My package is going to be really good.

By the time it gets around to you, the package is just enormous. Do you think that... What's his name? Percy. What's his name? What? Your that... What's his name? Percy. What's his name? Oh, what? Your guy?

Yeah. What's his name? Do you think he goes behind the video games? No, no. This is a different guy. Different guy? Yeah.

But I know the guy, though. Yeah. I know him. Yeah, he knows him. I draw... I even think that's weird. All right, Dave. what do you got? I'm going to play a couple gems from this Frequency Asia.

Would you like to play a game? Frequency Asia. I handed it to you a minute ago. You did? Yeah. Oh, here it is. Ha ha. I'm on the case.

Frequency Asia is a podcast been around for about a year or so i know about those dude from uh i think he's from australia is it paul is it paul f tompkins stop off it might be it might be who knows i mean he's got so many he's got a lot of podcasts he does it might be him um uh this person mean, he's got so many. He's got a lot of podcasts. He does. It might be him. This person, I think, lived in China for like a decade or something like that and got pretty interested in just Asian underground music in general. Right on. And has a podcast dedicated to it. And he did this compilation, or she actually i don't know who the person is you're thinking too gender's not that binary dave

what is it now so um this is basically just like a compilation of like stuff that he's played over the last year oh right on let me see the tape released a tape that you can get on Bandcamp. Can you hand me the whole thing? I'm going to hand you a little piece at a time. A piece at a time? God, I hope there's not like a download code next. And then, Jesus Christ. Give me the case.

Come on. Quit razzing me. Gotcha. Tape prank. Oh, come on. Just give me all at once, man. You guys are too scary sometimes. And I've played this.

I've jammed this tape probably 15 times. Yeah. 15 times, Dave. A jammer's dozen. I'm starting to hate it. Because I've listened to it so much. But I can't stop. You put it on another time, and you sit there, you press play, it's quiet.

As soon as it comes on, you're like, ugh, again? It just hit the spot, because we don't get a lot of stuff like this in the mailbag. There's a lot of rock bands and noise rock and sludge, and there's some hip hop, and there's some other weirdo stuff in there, too. I wouldn't say we don't get a lot of that. We definitely get a lot of that, Dave. It just doesn't make it that far onto the show. Well, I mean, we don't get a lot of stuff like that that I enjoy.

But this tape... But this tape you enjoy. But you don't enjoy it anymore. Now you hate it. I might hate it now. Well, I need to give it a rest. Ian, you working out over there? What's going on?

The mic is giving me some trouble. It's called limp. Limp mic. So I'm going to play a couple cuts off the B-side of this tape. This band called Feast, another Indonesian group from Jakarta and

Shepard from India. Bangalore, India. I'm so confused by the stickers on this shell because it's like do you see what I'm getting at here? It's like someone printed on the shell because it's like... Do you see what I'm getting at here? It's like someone printed on the shell and then tore off...

Oh, weird. I can't describe it. Someone else who knows words do it. Like the shell sticker, the printing is just on the outer rim and then the little inside, and then the rest of it's all white. The middle where you would normally see printing is all white. it's just got a border of art around that's weird i find

that weird i think it's cool i didn't say it wasn't i didn't say i didn't think it was cool i think it's cool i'm cool oh i see i do cool stuff slick stuff all kinds of i do all the things um what's the name of the podcast that they do? Frequency Asia. Frequency Asia. Is there a Frequency Asia Volume 2? Not yet. No, this just came out.

You can still get copies of this. Do you think that'll be the next volume in the series? That's a good question. You could... Everybody email Frequency Asia and ask them. Anything you want. AMA. Frequency Asia AMA.

All right. In the meantime, what two tracks are you playing? You said you're playing two tracks? Yeah. Feast and Shepherd off the B side. All right.

Feast is, I already said where they're from. You can rewind if you don't remember. Hold out your hand. Let's just figure out how to do this. All right.

All right. Here we go. Frequency Asia. Volume one. we go frequency Asia bye everyone I will feel your high I direct my own imagination My story is a personal story I'm not a person I'm not a person I'm not a person I'm not a person I'm not a person

I'm not a person I'm not a person I'm not a person I'm not a person I'm not a person I'm not a person I'm not a person I'm not a person I'm not afraid of the truth

I'm not afraid of your affairs I'm not afraid of the truth I'm not afraid of your affairs Your karma is not my karma Outside my reach to judge Look back, please unite See you again, the first step Open the door again The interpretation can't be limited From me, the ritual wants your decision And I'm in the middle of a dream Dream of you

Dream of you Dream of you Dream of you Dream of you Dream of you Dream of you He's walking But it's not good It's not good Thank you. I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes

I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes I'm in your shoes Thank you. Yeah, I'm glad Yeah, I'm glad

Yeah, I'm glad We'll be right back. Let's go. Oh The world Is running For me And I'm Hitting the pit I'm hitting the pit I'm in the middle I'm in the middle I'm in the middle It's loose me It's sexy back It sinks in

Feel the pain Synthetics Emotions It was the roots From parabolic Inheritors Late states Burning the haze

Late waves Populous of the current Turned by me I'm hidden in the pit I'm hidden in the pit I'm hidden in the pit I'm hidden in the pit of night We'll be right back. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so We'll be right back. Feast and Shepard. That's some good grudge music.

Good grudge music. Strong. We got a surprise guest in the studio right now. Joe B., fresh out of the hospital. We were saying what happened to you. How are you feeling now? I feel great. Yeah?

So what was the diagnosis? Negative. Good. That's good. That's good news. I think we should ask him a series of questions to see if he can...

We each ask him one question and see if he can figure out what we said happened to him. I like games. You like games, right? I love games. So, Joe, how hard did you pull it? Big time. Big time? Alright, Ian, now you ask him a question. Well,

how far did you go flying About About 20 feet Alright now Dave you ask one Did you use your hips Or was it more with like Your whole body Oh you gotta use the hips baby Joe I have a question

Here's the question Did any of the balls go missing No Why would any of the balls go missing? No. No? Why would any of the balls go missing? Where are the balls now? Oh, they're safe. Don't you worry about where the balls are.

I keep them close. Did you at least get a good score? It was okay. Okay. Okay. And how are the flappers? I don't like flappers. Well, you got to use the flappers, Joe.

Do you know what happened to you? That's not how I play. Do you know what happened to you? I was playing pinball. No, I don't know flappers. Well, you've got to use the flappers, Joe. Do you know what happened to you? That's not how I play. Do you know what happened to you? I was playing pinball. No, I don't know. That was it. Oh, really? You were playing pinball, you pulled the thing too hard, it broke, and you fell back.

Oh, what? I can't believe he got that. All righty. So, Joe, now that you're here. I'm not ready yet, though. Okay, maybe I'll play a tape. How's that sound, everybody? Let's take a vote.

It's your turn. Put it to a vote! It's your turn anyway, Turkey. Oh, yeah. Because we've got to get me connected. Dave, connect me. Give me some juice. I'll do it after.

All right. I need the headphones, too. Give the man some juice. Oh, they'll make it, baby. That's a long-ass chord. Damn, girl, that's a long chord. Only the longest for you, Joe. What do I want to play?

You know what? You had all this time to figure it out. I already, I'm holding my hand. You're so stupid. I'm playing this guy, this big guy. Listen to it. You hear that? Oh, yeah. That's the sound of a big guy falling. This is Timbal Tapes. We haven't played anything from Timbal Tapes,

I believe, on the show yet. This is like their third or fourth batch. Now, I'm going to guess on how you say this. Bran Paz. Does anybody think you say that? Bran and then you pause and then say Paz. Bran Paz.

You think that's it? It's B-R-A-N and then in parentheses dot dot dot and then P-O-S. Tapes called Prickers and Peckers. I think it has something to do with chickens or something. They do a long like

Timbal Tapes does. Percy doesn't like chickens, does he? Like a long con? Percy? Oh. I keep forgetting his name. I don't like any kind of bird. Nothing with feathers. Dusters.

Not even Dusters, huh? Not even Dusters. The movie Horse Feathers. I can only watch half of it, just the horse part. Do you not like them, or are they just... Well, it's more that they don't like me. They're always giving me a tough time. Any kind of birds.

Chickens, pelicans, roosters. I get it. Anything with a feather. Well, the thing that the ironic... They're not penguins. Penguins are all right. The ironic part about the roosters, though, is I was a co-writer on the song Rooster, the Alice in Chains song Rooster.

I co-wrote that you co were you in like you you actually actively collaborated with the band in person uh-huh yeah well see the thing is i used to i used to produce hidden tracks that was my forte i was in the music industry i produced hidden tracks so like but the thing senseless nameless is that what the song's called the the the cat the one on dookie the one myself i didn't do the one on Dookie I didn't do the one on Dookie I wouldn't take credit for something I didn't do This character's voice is slowly changing The only problem

Weird modulation I just had throat surgery The weird Here's the catch 22 with Hidden Tracks Is if you make them good enough They just put them on the album, which is what happened with Rooster. Huh.

That was originally supposed to be a hidden track. Uh-huh. And then they just put it on the album. Okay. Because I was with Lane one day. You know, they say, you know how people say Lane died alone? That's not true.

I was there. I was there. I thought he was sleeping. I said, Lane! What character is this? Lane! Who is this guy? Wake up! This is a new one that I... Oh, Dave's got a Scotch on. Percy Gremley.

So, Lang, wake up! I can't find the clicker because I want to change the TV. Wait, now, do you stand behind the TV like you do at the arcade? That's another guy. Alright, there's some feathers in here. I think they're from Scott at the arcade? That's another guy. All right.

There's some feathers in here. I think they're from Scott... What's his last name? I won't say Schultz. There's feathers in there, huh? No, there is feathers in here. That's weird. That's a weird tie-in.

I think these are from his chickens. I think he has chickens for the eggs, I suppose. What else would you have a chicken? For fun. They're just fun. How much fun else would you have with chicken? For fun. They're just fun. How much fun could you have with a chicken? Have you ever chased a chicken? Yeah. Have you ever chased a chicken?

Let alone like six chickens. That are chilling and then you're just like, you see them go, man, it's a good time. So you're building a coop and the heating situation... You don't have to heat a coop. You don't have to heat a coop?

No. You don't put lights in there in the winter or anything? No. Really? No, chickens are nest... No. Joe, it's funny you should say that. A lot of people get that wrong.

A chicken's not an animal. Stacy's mom had chickens, and there's no heat or anything in there. Huh. What did they do? Just cuddle together? I think they just cuddled together, yeah. That's cute. It is cute. I like cute stuff. Never mind. Chickens are are cute then i like chickens i've been oh boy i've been playing minecraft and putting a bunch of chickens in one

really small container and then just pour lava in it all right brand pause this comes it's a triple tape triple tipple tipple tipple prickers and peck. Prickers and peckers. Prickers and peckers. I think what you should do is dig a really deep pit and then put a bridge across the pit and put the chickens on it and then make the bridge fall. Actually, Dave, I might do that tonight. I might down a five-hour energy and just stay up pulling all nighter doing that. Or what you should... Here's what you should do. Tell me what I should do. You should build a really, really deep, wide pit, then put a bridge across it,

and then pour water on the bridge with the chickens on it. And then the water will flow all the way across the bridge, and it'll make the chickens fall off. And it'll be like a chicken waterfall into a pit. I'll tell you, Dave, you had me a chicken waterfall. All right? Mike, give me the thing. What thing?

Anything? This? Yeah. No, not that. Yeah, that thing. Pass him that thing. So this is a new one on Timbal Tapes. Comes in one of those triple high vinyl cases.

Triple high. Not like your triple high. You're triple high. I am triple high right now. I really dig the... I heard a new one. When you're really, really messed up, you're full bars. Full bars like a phone?

Yeah, I'm full bars right now. But when you're full bars, you're the most concentrated, right? You got it all. You're focused. Yeah, you got it all. You got all the drugs. Full bars.

Free Wi-Fi. I was out with Joe last night. He got free Wi-Fi. Where'd you get free Wi-Fi? That one doesn't work. Let's go into the Bram Boss Brickers and Peckers. I'm sure we said some stuff about it. It's Timbal Tapes number... How far into the show are we?

We just started. Number 11. Nice. An edition of 50. Here we go. I'm going to go ahead go back up there. I'm going to go to go back and do that. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Thank you.... . . .

. Thank you. No, not yet. Brand ops. Come on, I wanted to plug my thing in. I got eight hidden tracks on Jagged Little Pill. Eight. The trouble is you got to find them. All right, you guys got to carry this. Sometimes you put the hidden tracks, you just put it track one, opening cut.

You ever hear hidden in plain view? You just put it right. That's the beauty of it. What's going on over there? Don't worry about it. I'm watching Joe B. with this 30-ounce beer. 30-ounce. This huge glass of beer on this

rickety $2 TV tray thing. Next to his brand new laptop that he had to buy because he spilled a drink on the old one. All right, Dave. I'm doing it. Why isn't it coming up? Joe B., did you see my 40-ounce flask downstairs? Uh-uh.

Try now. There it is. There's some more juice, though. A little louder. Brand pause. What was it? Prickers and Peckers? On Timbal tape?

Prickers and Peckers. Ian, as soon as we start to play this tape, Jesus Christ, can't we? Isn't there a time, like a moment in time, when we need to set up? Dave, you're making me nervous. Like, don't we set up beforehand? Yeah, normally. No, I just got here. I was here late.

The listeners know. You do your vocal exercises. You set up the... There we go. Actually, keep doing them. As soon as we played this tape, Ian, like, as soon as we pressed play, Ian says, Hey, can I see that real quick? And I'm like, you dumb motherfucker. We're doing a cassette podcast. Well, I didn't want to interrupt the whole story.

You're not interrupting by talking about the tape now what were you going to say and what story what story were we possibly saying that couldn't be an interrupted story something about dave's poop about the hidden tracks ike's not happy unless everybody's talking over each other i like organized chaos dave anyway what do you got, first of all, the track was really nice. This better be good. Oh, yeah. That was fucking sick. Don't get your hopes up.

I just wanted to see. Staring daggers at me when he said that. You got the three tape. Stop opening and closing it. I like the sound. God, get off my back. I got the three tape package thing, but it's really hard to get the measurements right for the cutout

because I've tried with other ones, and they did a really good job. I have to say it did a really good job. I guess I shouldn't have gotten the hoop up. Everything is lined up really nice. That's pretty good. I got to put some WD-40 on that sucker. It's really loud.

It's already pretty slick. It's just that's the sound. I really like this linen kind of paper. They use that on other releases. Let me touch it. Let's all have a feel. Let's all have a feel. This is a party.

Party, right guys? No, I don't like it. Come on, touch, touch, pass. You remember that line in Wayne's World? It's a party. No no the guy that always wears the tracksuits or a good land that that part yeah no where he's like hey party right guys the square you guys want to have a touching party where we just know we just bring an object and we take turns passing it around i don't know what you're

talking about dave's like i brought a i brought some sand from bermuda we all pass around and just feel it and then like oh joe what did you bring to feel this sounds like something you should uh go to a fashion feeling party go out to oregon hit up your boys i'm sure they'd be into that who's in oregon take over a wildlife don't you talk ill of them Don't you talk ill of the dead Did you see that The sumo wrestler guy Challenging Chris Christie I feel like we're wildly jumping top No no no

It's an American sumo wrestling champion He's one of the Oregon Militia men dudes And he made a video challenging his Quote younger brother Chris Christie To come out there and wrestle him That's going to my way of all things Oregon Militiamen dudes. And he made a video challenging his, quote, younger brother, Chris Christie, to come out there and wrestle him. That's going to my way. Like they used to wrestle when they were kids.

And then he starts talking about how he used to change his diaper and all this really weird shit. It's bizarre. You should snope the diaper thing. I would snope the diaper thing. Dave, you're making me nervous. Yeah, that doesn't sound real. You're so funny, Dave. Bringing back a classic. All right, Joe B., since you just showed up,

you want to play a tape? I want to play this tape. What do you got? By Benjamin Esterlitz. Buttons. Age in Reverse. I've never seen that movie. Is it good?

Benjamin Buttons? Yeah. I didn't know that was a movie. It was okay. I thought that was like a character in a movie. What's the movie called? Benjamin Buttons. The Extra the movie called? Benjamin Button. The Extraordinary Case of Benjamin Button or something like that, right?

That sounds like some Babar bullshit. Dave, you're making me nervous. This tape is called The Blue Bay. It sounds like a bland English cartoon. This is our first tape from Israel, right, Mike? Maybe. You told me that. Babar is fucking terrible, right? Location prank. How bad was that. I'm going with that. That was fucking terrible, right?

Location prank. How bad was that cartoon? I liked it when I was a kid. I hated Babar. I'd get so mad when Babar would come on. That was on HBO, right? Yeah, yeah. It's weird that HBO had things like Fraggle Rock.

Fraggle Rock was HBO? Yeah. Huh. I always thought that was like PBS. The weird kid shows. Anyway, I'm going to play a track off the A side here What was Where in the World Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego What was that on

MTV I used to play Where in Space is Carmen Sandiego On the computer It taught me about gravity How you can't just fly from one planet in a straight line. Okay. You have to go in these weird circle things.

I'm saying I learned something from a video game. Oh, I thought you were going to say, so I did this cool thing where if you put in this hack, you can take a shit in space. I don't hack, man. I'm not a hacker. All right, what are you playing? That's illegal.

You got a tape here? Yeah, I keep talking about it, and you keep talking about other shit. The Blue Bay by... What's his guy's name again? Joe'sFallOutTittyMods.com Benjamin Esterlis. Here, pass this over. What do we got here?

Do you do those? You make all the guys in Fallout wear fedoras and all the girls' boobs are bigger? Ha! What are you talking about? You can mod the game to make it however you want.

Mod what game? Fallout. Fallout 4 from earlier. I don't know. I just said Joe's Fallout 4 titty mods. Stop saying.

I like them old 70s times. Ignored it the first time. Anything sexual. Do you want me to order a pizza? What was that? Do you want me to order a pizza? What was that? Do you want me to order a pizza? Yes, please order a pizza. Feel this paper.

Joe, you didn't say anything. Oh, this is autographed, boys. Oh, I didn't realize that. Look at that. It's autographed. I didn't know that. This J-Cart folds out. There's one, two, three, four panels.

Big J-Cart on this thick, glossy paper. Feel that. And it was shipped in this like a manila envelope type thing, but I had to rip that to get it open. And on the inside is a stamp copying a 5 out of 50. 2015 November. And then it's autographed by Benjamin Button himself. This is the kind of paper he did. Benjamin

Estherless. Do you think, Joby, let me ask you some of this J card since it's so thick. Do you think if I try to rip it, it would rip? Ah, fuck. I just ripped it in half. was good foley work yes good breath was actually someone like blowing into a cup of water but it sounds like paper ripping i love this uh artwork by the way it's like a fucking postcard for like an 80s resort it is a witticism a gag a ball maw a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending.

Jesus Christ. I feel like we need to get back on the rails. Make me laugh. Pass out. Joke! Joke! It is a witness. pass out joke it is a witness a gag a ball ma

a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending alright so this white shell I have the ace eye queued up to a track I think it's the third or fourth track

but don't say the title or anything okay I just want to talk about I just want to talk about what are you going to talk about how beautiful this i just want to talk about um what are you talking about how beautiful this design is like first of all the front looks like a postcard like the blue bay greetings from the blue bay yeah it may it probably is a postcard let's just say it's a

postcard now the tape shell itself it's this white shell and on one side it's like a a blue um sticker with pink printing with like the palm tree and the all. On the other side, they reversed the colors. Pink background with blue printing. It's beautiful. This is gorgeous. Gorgeous work. I haven't heard this. It's pretty. I'm interested in this. The B side is the instrumentals of the tracks of the A side. Oh, I like that.

Wait a minute. The instrumentals. Are we getting some vocals here? Oh, we're getting vocal styles. Hold on. Let me look here. Some saxophone? Somebody plays saxophone on this, huh? Show me the money. They would do a...

God damn it! Was that the secret? I said don't read it! Dave, will you... I explicitly said that. Don't read it. Dave, will you bleep that out when I say the name of that? But it was also part of the experience of you hearing it.

All right, well, let's get into it. Let's go. Let's play it. You said the A-side? A-side. Correct. All right. You can't tell him not to do it, Joe.

The Blue Bay. I'm going to fucking do it. Who is it? Benjamin? Benjamin Esterlis. Esterlis. All right. Here's something from this tape.

Are we going? Oh, yeah. Yeah. would be all true You know that I would be alive If I was to say to you Girl, we couldn't get much higher Come on, baby, light my fire Come on baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire The time to hesitate is through

No time to wall, it's a fool No time to wallow in your admire Try now, we can only lose Now love becomes a funeral pyre Come on baby, light my fire Come on baby light my fire Try to set the night on fire The time to hesitate is The time to hesitate is gone No time to wallow in the morn Tried our waking only lose

And our love becomes a feeling of fire Come on baby baby light my fire Come on baby light my fire Try to set the night on fire You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say it to you Oh girl, we couldn't get much higher

Come on baby, let's light a fire We know we couldn't get much higher Come on baby light my fire Come on baby light my fire Try to set the night on fire I am Thank you. Benjamin. Esther-less. Damn. Button. Light my fire, girl. that was fucking tight explain the rest of the tape to me Joe

the whole tape sounds just like that except original compositions do some few covers mostly original who's this guy what some good rock bands Schwartz Neon Licht is the name of the uh the label looks like it looks like everything they released looks like a vhs that's been polished

for a few years it's a really good tape yeah that's fucking awesome man and was that let me ask you this there was like an envelope that it was in. Was that part of the packaging? I think so, but I had to rip that. Okay. I had to. Had to. The cop showed up. Rip it! Or like your weight coach showed up.

Rip it, you little baby! Rip it! And you're like, well, I think it's part of the... Rip it! I wouldn't make that a character. Joe's strength coach, we'll call him. He just shows up every once in a while, and Joe gets like really nervous around him.

Make me laugh. All right, Ian. Do you have the rest of that? My turn? Just that one. Just that part. Let's see here. I'm going to go with this one from local guy Casey.

This is his synth project. Usually his other project nearest was with this other guy, Rene, who I guess moved out to the West Coast recently. Trader. Yeah.

Good luck. Good luck over there. Good luck. They got earthquakes and stuff. A drought. No drinkable water either. They don't use plastic bags

at grocery stores. Fucking almonds. Fuck you. They don't, do they? No, it's illegal. And every time you buy something, it's like, may be hazardous to pregnant women in California.

Get out of here, knuckleheads. And it's like, whatever, I'll just drink this paint. This is Casey's more synth project called Lonely City. Aw. Aw, so sad. How could a city be lonely?

Baltimore, man. You walk down some of those streets. It's a good city, too. What's that one city? Every house is boarded up. That one city in China that they just built that nobody lives in? Sancting. Sancting?

No, I don't know. Okay. Let me ask you that. Is that a city? I don't know. Those words sound pretty legit. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.

All right. Moving on. What are we talking about? Talking about Casey's projects. Aw. Lonely City. Show me the money. This right. Moving on. What are we talking about? Talking about Casey's projects. Aw. Lonely City. Show me the money. This is a good one.

This is like, this might even be like a C10. It's real short. God damn it. But it should have been way longer. Let me see. Good stuff. Let me see it. You know what?

I need to get a little, is there a device that's like a little like. They got all kinds of stuff. I want like a little thing where I can measure how long the tape is in the window. And you turn the wheel and it goes by seconds as it gets longer. So it's not that accurate. It's within six or seven minutes. Six or seven minutes? Yeah.

So if it's like a C1, you're like, it's either... It's between one and seven minutes long. Or yeah, like eight. Yeah. Or negative six. They normally say it on top though. This one does. It's the C10.

It is a witticism. A gag. A bon mot. A fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending. I think it's odd that he, first of all, what procedure did he use to put this ink on here? Let me get my eyelids on that. What is that? It's not a stamp.

It's not paint. I think it's whiteout. Is that whiteout? I was going to say whiteout from the statistics. Did he stencil on whiteout? No, no. They have those. It's on a roller with whiteout, and you can get perfectly straight lines with it.

This kind of looks brushed. You think it looks brushed? I don't know. Look at some of those hard edges, man. It says Lonely City with white out or something. I can't tell. God, I wish you could see it. But it says Lonely City in white, and then

it says the side A and side B are in red. But he put it on side B, so side A just has an A. A lower case like stencil A. What's this map he used for recovery? Oh, we got a map. I love topography. It does look brushed. Yeah, it does look brushed.

Yeah. Oh, remember last episode when you said biopic, Mike? Yeah. And then me and Dave said biopic? Yeah. The English, like from England, is biopic. Okay. But American is biopic.

No, no. Flip that. What did you say? I said biopic. Okay. But American is, no, no, flip that. What did you say? I said biopic. And you said biopic. English. Okay. Biopic is American. True-blooded.

Traitor. Perfect. You're a traitor. I don't know how you totally missed, like, during that part, playing your, I know English, that didn't sound like English,

SoundClip Dave. What are you talking about? You are really bad at sound clips tonight. Do you have sound clip-itis? I'm relaxing tonight, man. Dave, you're making me nervous. It's making me very nervous. You better start pounding that keyboard like a gorilla.

You see me laying back over here? Oh, wait, wait. I know what he did. You're so funny, Dave. By not doing it, it's even funnier. Oh, I get humor is so hard to get. It is a witticism, a gag, a ball maw, a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending.

All right, well, let's get into this. Local dude, Casey. What's his last name? I always want to say Grabass. Grabowski. Grabowski. Okay, so I'm close. Casey Grabass.

Casey Grabass. Lonely City. Self-title tape? Yeah. On Trickzine Corp, I believe is the name of the label. Casey Grabass. Casey Grabass. Lonely City. Self-title tape? Yeah. On Trixine Corp, I believe is the name of the label. I think you're right. All right, let's get into this.

Engage. Thank you. oh Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. A city. Lonely. Lonely. Desperate. City. A seven-part NPR series. It's like Storyboard. Is that what it...

I forgot. Lonely City. That was tight. C10. He must have a lot of C10s. He put out another tape by another project of his that was a C10 I believe. Yeah do longer tapes Casey. C10s are so stupid. Do longer tapes you dummy. C10. 20 is the minimum.

The minimum. But I have done a few short ones myself. You've done what? I've done some short ones myself. You just did like a C7 didn't you? I didn't. you? I didn't put it out. I don't know why that landed so hard. Oh, man. Come on, guys.

Quit razzing Dave. I remember I asked Filter, hey, what's the nicest shot? And they were like, that's a good hidden trick. All right. Whose turn is it? I think it's Davey Boy's.

Oh, it is Dave's. Davey Boy. Because we're doing the way we're doing. Davey Boy. I want to call him Davey Boing. Davey Boing. I think it should be your name now, Davey Boing. I think Boing sounds a little bit more wackier.

Davey Boings. Hey, man, give me my tape. You need your tape? What else do you need? Davey Boings. Everybody have everything they need? You need any water? You just let me know if you have as much as you need.

Yo, I texted someone the other day and they were talking about their friend. His name is Augie Dolphin. No, it's not. Augie Dolphin? And I just stopped and I was like, that's not a real fucking person's name. There's no way. He's going to get flagged by Facebook.

No, it is. It totally is. His name is August Dolphin. Augie Dolphin? I think it's Augie way he's gonna get like they were like no it is it's totally his name is August dolphin Oh dolphin from August though Dolph Lundgren Oh dog caveman Ian yeah Oh. You're crazy, man. I like you. I don't believe that. Oh, wait a minute. Hold on. Is that a New Girl quote?

No, that's from old school. I thought that was when Schmidt showed up in Nick's room in college. No, he does say that. I like you. He does say that, right? No, I think he says, you're crazy, man. All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play this tape by The Hydra called Morals.

Morals, get your shit together. The Hydra. Get yourself a... Cool out, Dave. You need a moral compass. You know what? I wasn't going to play about the volume, but I forgot that I like the new one.

The new one's good. The new one is good. Oh, that's good, too. I like that. Web pledge. We just got one. The new one's good. The new one is good. Oh, that's good too. I like that. Web pledge. We just got one. Thanks. You donate $40,

we'll get you the Tabzal tote bag. We should have tote bags for people. I'd do a tote bag. I don't see why not. All right, put your groceries in it.

Bring your own bag. No, you put your tapes in it, you dumbass. Come on, you dumbbell, get with it, turkey. Joe, be on the keys. Joe, you want to play some accompanying music? betting music while i talk about the state i'll do that this is a tape that came out on nutty wombat records this year no it didn't yes

label out of uh greece nutty wom. What is a Nutty Wombat? You're a Nutty Wombat. I think it's like a... Yeah, it's like that. It's like a rascal. It's like the Greek version of a rascal. In Greece, because of the economy, because of what they use,

it's the wombats instead of rascals. They're nutty. Nutty ones. Change it up a little bit, Joe. Give me something a little bit more uplifting. This is like funeral music. Yeah, you're playing in a dark key. Break the guitar out.

Yeah, shred a little bit. Break the guitar out, Joe. No. So this is a project by Dimitri Papadatos. Hey. Hey, I'm Dimitri Papadatos over here. Hey, Papadatos. Hey! Hey, I'm Dimitri Papadatos over here. Hey, you nutty wombat.

Pass it over. Let me look at it. I don't really know anything about this dude. No, you didn't have any time to research, huh? I mean, I'm not familiar with his stuff, but I know he has various projects, and this is one of his current projects. I know he has various projects, and this is one of his current projects. I like a good clear tape.

What are you going to say? Some of the other projects? He's in a project called like you, like why you? Me? Ooh, la la. I like a good all clear tape, no screws,

a little bit of white imprinting. Yeah, that's nice, right? Whatever that label called it. Yeah, they haven't sent us something. Oh no, it's not U, it's K-U. K-U. And K-U. And J-Glass Dubs. What?

J-Glass Dubs. J-Glass Dubs? J-Glass Dubs. J-Glass Dubs? Yeah, J-Glass Dubs is on... How many times did we say that? Heil Tapes put out a J-Glass Dubs J Glass Dubs? Yeah J Glass Dubs is on How many times did we say that? Heil Tapes put out a J Glass Dubs tape What tapes? Is it J Glass Dubs?

J Glass Dubs J Glass Dubs J Glass Dubs J Glass Dubs Heil Tapes put out a J Glass Dubs tape I don't think it's Heil How do you spell it? I think it's Heil Jiglas Stubbs. Heil Tapes put out a Jiglas Stubbs tape. I don't think it's Heil. I think it's Heil. How do you spell it?

Heil. I think it's Heil. Heil. That's why I said, what tapes? I know. What? It's not like a John Pyle tape. Heil.

This is put out by who, though? Nutty Wombat? Nutty Wombat. I'm really upset that every time we don't say Nutty Wombat, there's a little goofy sound effect. No, a nutty sound effect. Let me try it again. I'm going to let Dave handle this one so we're gonna play this tape by uh the hydra tapes called morals it's the third release on a label called

nutty wombat all right so let's get it you should have dive bombed it can you do that, Joe? Was that eruption? I like how you made the dive bomb face, but it didn't change the sound. Joe B., picture Eddie Van Halen's eruption and now try to play it. That's exactly it. I think that's exactly it. That's every Van Halen song.

Oh, playing some Korn. Joe, dude. I swear we're going to get to the hydro tape. I swear. But before we do that, I swear we'll get to the tape. I just want to hear... Joe, can you play Jump really quick? It's like I was in concert. It's like the first day I bought the CD.

All right, the Hydra from the tape Mor on the label nutty wombat © B Emily Beynon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Have you guys ever made pound cake? The Hydra. Have all of your questions answered before you come here. That was tight. That was tight, man. The Hydra. Yeah. Morals.

I forget what me and Joe were even arguing about. Pound cake. Pound cake, man. That's right. Moist pound cake. Not talking about how to do things with your friends. You look it up before you get here. Just look it up on the internet.

Just look it up. Have all your questions answered. Now it's all coming back to me. Have all your questions answered before you get here. I don't have to help you with anything. That's scary. That was fucking tight, man. That's not what I was...

That's not what I thought that was going to sound like. I'm not really sure why, but... I guess just the name of the Hydra... Not the mama, not the mama. This watch on the cover, it's just like it's just a picture of a watch. Chubby, you're loaded tonight. Make me laugh.

Go. He said he was getting all... It was like Gremlins 2 was going to be the new batch. But it wasn't. I got a lot of classics. Engage. Well, yeah, you need classics. You don't lose the classics.

No, you got to keep the classics. I'm going to play a tape here. Show me the money. I'm about to. By Grease Envelope. Ooh. Too scary. Ian, get on your mic.

You know, we have these fancy mic stands. Sorry. It makes me so angry when you don't just get on your microphone. Just get on the microphone. Shut up! Artists Grease Envelope. The title...

Just relax. Jesus Christ. The title is December 4. Gotcha. But the E in December is a 15. So December, but 15, 4, colon, grease envelope. Sir, if you'll not be needing me, I'll close down for a while. That's fine, C-3PO.

Power down. You did it that one time, so do it one more time. Sir, if you'll not be needing me, I'll close down for a while. Actually, the tape's called December 4 Initial Public Release. Am I boring you? This label, Sedo Damascus, did a series of tapes, a series of these December tapes. And they're all Portland artists.

There's a few, where's the mailbag? Oh, it's all the way down there. I'm not going to get it. There's a few... Where's the mailbag? Oh, it's all the way down there. I'm not going to get it. There's a bunch of other ones. It's a tiny edition, edition of 25. But it's an awesome fucking... Get rid of this download code.

But it's an... Oh, wait. Is the printing upside down here? Stop all the downloading. Stop all the downloading. But I don't know too much about Grease Envelope. I never heard the name before.

D. Todd Dickerson. Somebody from Portland. One part was funny too. The Dickerson part? Well, then the D in the beginning too. I didn't know because the D when I look at it, I see D and I think, haha, that's pretty funny. And then I see Todd and I think, even that's

kind of funny because I could picture calling my penis Todd. And so when it's D, Todd, and then you get to the dick part you're laughing before you get to the urson so it's just like you're just like so it's like a ball mall so all these tapes they're like it's artwork over there's like a black background I'm getting at god I wish you could see and yeah like there's a color scheme like this one's all green the tapes green the printing is green the spine the text is green and then another one will be all yellow let me get one get Not that.

So there's like universal self-awareness, eaten flowers, temple maps, and you see how like... White, blue, and yellow. And then there's this green one here. Yeah, that's nice. They're pretty. Those are really nice. I'm glad you got those out.

Thanks. I'll take anything out for you, Dave. I'll take out my Todd for you, Dave. I actually named it after Todd Palin. Too scary. I agree. All right, so I think everyone's going to enjoy this grease envelope. I'd love to hear it.

Grease. First of all, do you think grease envelope, I'm picturing like a number 10 envelope. You get it in the mail and it's wet and you open it up and there's just grease in it. No, a grease envelope is some sort of like piece of machinery that's what just what they call it they're like you're gonna go down and adjust the grease envelope in some sort of conveyor belt type situation you know that's so put on a product so put on the hat you know you gotta wear a hard hat for change no i think the third grease movie in the trilogy i think

was called envelope was called envelope it. It was called Envelope. It was just about, I don't know what the second one was. They had a flying car in that one. And then the hoverboard, but you can't go over water. Grease Envelope. Let's get into this. But you can't go under water. Why did you go to Back to the Future all of a sudden? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We'll see you next time. Well, don't get bit by a crab when you're on the beach and trying to flex your shells. Come on.

That sounds just like Beach Boys. Hold on, let me try this differently. Hold on, Joe B., let me give you some reverb. Joe, I'll give you some reverb. Well, you go down to the beach And you pick up the shell And you say, what's in there? Don't get bit by a crab when you're on the beach And then you don't want to get stung by a jellyfish either

Ooh That was a pretty good song. That was a pretty good song. That was a pretty good song. Alright, we ready to come back? Come back from what? Are we recording the show right now? Oh yeah, big time.

Gotcha. You little bastard. You're so funny, Dave. Is there still reverb on everything? JV, come out of that cave. Huh? Sorry. What were your sound effects?

You keep going in that cave. What's the deal? What's in that cave? His sound effects are in there. Yeah, my sound effects are in the cave. Sometimes they get away from me. Oh, is your whole laptop wheeling away from you? Yeah.

It's like an R2 unit? It is a Mac. Grease envelope from the initial public release cassette, part of the December series on Santo Damascus may all be available. That one was very, very limited. 25 copies. Is it enough? I don't know. The market will decide.

Dead. Got it. You all right, Joe? Oh, yeah. You out of the cave? I'm good. What else did you see in that cave? It sounds like it'd be too scary I don't go into caves

Because they're too scary Caves are way too scary Whose turn is it? It's I went So now it's My turn Or is it Joe's turn?

I hate Joe's turn No I don't have any more caves I only brought one You only brought the one I only brought the one Hey I only brought the one. Hey, I'm stuck in a cave. Hey, I'm stuck in a cave. Hey, you guys.

I'm behind Donkey Kong. This is my push to back. I was behind a video game. Somebody wedged me in. They had to make room for skee-ball. Hello? Hello? Oh, man.

This place doesn't open again until noon. Pete doesn't get here. That's the guy. You got the voice right now. That's him. Oh, man. He just needed a little reverb. Yeah.

I'll eat some of this gum. The other guy you were doing earlier was a little too southern. This guy, you can't tell what region he's from. All right. Ian, what do you got? Let me see. Have we played any tapes tonight? No.

No? I didn't think so. This might be the first episode. Do you want me to order a pizza? Yes. No, we played... Might be too late. We played Joe's tape.

Joe, you know what they say. It's never too late for pizza. When you put pizza on a bagel, legally, you can have it any time. You can have pizza at supper time. What you're going to want to do is, legally, this is a little life hack for our listeners. If you call up, you get the home number for somebody who works at a Domino's or a Pizza Hut. You get their home number. You call them up three in the morning.

You wake them up on their day off, and they're like, hello. And you say, I want a pizza. And they say, what are you talking about? It's three in the morning. And you say up on their day off and they're like, hello. And you say, I want a pizza. And they say, what are you talking about? It's three in the morning. And you say, I want bagels on it. They legally have to, anytime, they have to get it for you. You want bagels on it? That's in Barack Obama's...

You want the pizza on the bagel. It is a witticism. A gag. A bon mot. A fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending. You know me with my ball maws. All right, what do you got? Is there hair under the cheese or no? I hate when they put hair under the cheese.

59. No one even said it. Yeah, you got, no, no. I'm cutting it off. You gotta cut, no one said it. You gotta turn it off. You gotta, this is highly, this is highly problematic in your plans right now. No one even said it. You guys turned it off. You've got to turn it off. This is highly problematic. No one even said it.

Said what? I love it. I love it. It's not stopping. All right, come on, man. I can't stop it. You can't. Joe, throw his sound effects in the cave.

Put his sound effects in the cave. Put his sound effects in the cave. All right, Jason. What do you mean? Why not? I really know he's being serious. Oh, there it goes. Wait, it's only like halfway through. That was hot.

I found it very problematic that you're playing that now when no one is saying the number I don't think it matters anymore not the mama Ian did you play your tape? Joe's turn I hope our parents find this

what do you think they would think of this for people who aren't here Dave's holding a diamond that we stole right now he really hopes our parents find it and realize that we're jewel thieves what do you play it well I'm gonna play cut off of the third tape in a series that came out on on baldld recently. The series is called Chrysanthemum Maps. And this is...

Actually, this is Volume 2. First side, which is the Hollow Light side. Hollow Light track. Who's Hollow Light, Ian? I don't know who Hollow Light is. This whole Chrysanthemum Maps... First of all, tell us about that. What is Chrysanthemum Maps? Because this is a tell us about that. What is Chrysanthemum Maps?

Because this is a split, correct? I think it's a six-way split. Dave's been in a few of those. That's how we did it in the 70s, boys. I hope Dave's parents find this. Which one? 69. At least he has been.

No. No fair. Too scary Turn it off Yeah so this is Three tapes Three tapes And I think

Do they come out at the same time? Yeah All three at the same time Alright It's like one release But over three You know volumes one through three Okay

And they're all The projects that Came out on Vauld previously that weren't bigger names. I'm guessing they're either local projects to Grant and Rachel or maybe their own projects. Hard to tell. Okay.

And this is the stuff that was already released, or is this new stuff? New stuff. Okay, right on. But just made up of all the artists from previous releases. And you buy them alone, or you buy them all together? Together. Okay. Yeah, it was like one release.

Okay, but they all come in their own individual things here. I never hear, like, where do you hear about VALDE stuff being released? I never see it. I'm never notified. I just, I managed to catch it somehow. What website's he on? They're on the Facebook the i'm not even talking about vault anymore just in in general what websites you like well i like uh i like the facebook sometimes dave you like websites i love websites i like youtube when i've never been to angel fire oh yeah that's good joe you like websites

yeah i love how many websites do you like i like like four four to five how many websites do you like websites? Yeah, I love websites. How many websites do you like? I like four, four to five. How many websites do you like, Dave? I like eBay. I like all my bookmarks. How many bookmarks do you have? Make me laugh. Two. Go.

I have two bookmarks. I have Google.com and Yahoo.com. Yeah, because I never see about Vault. I never see about their stuff being released. I dig their whole look. It's really nice. It's a really lovely look. Hooker Vision was an awesome label,

but I do enjoy me some Vauld. I like where that's going. Absolutely. So let's get into this. What are we playing now? I think this is a Hollow Light track. What happens if you Google Google? No, that's not a stupid question, Dave.

That's actually a really good question. Is it? Yeah, so that joke fails. Yours aren't funny either. Alright, we all agree. Alright, well let's get into this. Hollow Light off the split with, who's the split with?

It's a whole bunch of people. This is Hollow Light. how no but on this specific tape this one is hollow light and the other side and file burn file okay i think this is the hollow light track all right well let's get into that here it is hollow light Thank you. The The The The Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. The The The The The The

The The The The The The The The Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Maybe I should... Hollow light?

Jesus Christ. What? You came charging at me. That was loud, Dave. Dave, just relax. Now, tell me this time. Are we back this time? No.

Okay. Yep. We are or we aren't? We are. Or maybe we aren't. I want a series of hand signals. Or maybe we are. Or maybe we aren't.

Or maybe we are. You're just playing with the sound effects now yeah I mean the yeah the effects yeah yeah man boy what is it 10% that's good all right who said who's turn is it? I think he chose, I think. No, Joe didn't bring any other tapes. So it's tapes. Because of the Ian situation, because Ian brought tapes. Oh, okay. Oh, shit.

Keep that on. I'll put this on. Let me see. I think my tapes are over there. They're there. Yeah, I'm going to play this tape. They came out on Geographic North. Robert Don.

Steven Vitello. And O-Ray. I don't know how much more of that can take. Yeah, I know. It's getting pretty bad. Give it to me now. Robert Don. You guys know who Robert...

You know who LeBradford is? Oh, yeah. An instrumental post-rocky band? Yeah. And Axe M. Klem? I'm not familiar with that one. A-I-X-M-E-M-K-L-E-M-M. It's that same dude from Le Bradford.

He does that project with a dude from Stars of the Lid. Oh, all right. Where did you get this tape from? Mailbag? Mailbag, yeah. What? And Steven, I don't know how to say his last name. Elio?

Vitiello? Vitiello. Vitiello. He does stuff on, I've seen stuff on 12K that he's done. And Oure. I don't know how to say it. What is it?

Room 40? Room 40 is another label. Anyway. This is the Geographic North tape, right? Yes. This is a collaboration with these fellows. Let me see. I don't know who Urey is.

Sounds like Andy is. O-R-A-Y. He does a lot of ambient drone kind of stuff. He plays the cello, I believe, out in the Pacific Northwest area. Sorry, keep it in your laptop. Yeah, I noticed you keep it in my laptop. Well, it's hanging over the edge. I ignored it the first few times.

Well, you know, I got... No, I got to keep the fan hanging off. Okay. If it gets covered up, it gets too loud. She starts purring. Have we talked about... I can't... He might have done something for full spectrum, maybe.

I can't remember. Hmm. But he... I'm not sure. Yeah, he's... He does a lot of ambient stuff out there how close have we talked about how close is this packaging to

Laka Hu's packaging I mean is that the same thing no but yeah I mean there's that little mini O card that yeah there's a little lowercase U card the lowercase U card in there that's just an inch of the front, the spine,

an inch of the back, and then a regular J card over top of it. But that's... Who did it first? That's what I want to know. How so, Ian? How is it different? It's completely different. We'll grab one off the shelf.

They're right there. Top left. Not top left. Let's get to the bottom of this situation. Right there. You're like touching it basically now. You're touching on me and just grab it. Jesus Christ. Not the mama! Not the mama! Anyone. There we go.

Alright, here's one. So how is it any different? The lowercase u card. Right? This lower guy U card, right? This lower guy in here. And then this, I mean, oh, it's not a J card. It's one panel folded in half. See? Okay.

Okay. Because if it was the same, I don't... I know, you'd lose your mind. I get it. Oh, Locker, who did Winter Rituals tape? Winter Ritual tape? Yeah. Winter... Huh, I didn't know that.

I must have forgotten. I must have forgotten. I must have blocked that from my mind. I'm sorry. Am I boring you? I dig this white on white imprinting. This looks beautiful. This is all around a gorgeous looking tape. Should we play it

or should we just go to the next thing? Show me the money. Do whatever you want. Say the name of everyone on it again, Dave. or should we just go to the next thing? Show me the money. All right. Do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. Say the name of everyone on it again, Dave. Nope.

I'll say it. Here, give me the tape. You're so funny, Dave. Robert Don. Robert Don. Steven Vitiello. And the Ooray. Ooray. Ted Ladaris.

Ted Ladaris is the Ooray. Ouray. Ted Ladaris. Ted Ladaris is the Ouray. All right, here we go. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use ahead and do that. Thank you. The I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer.

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Would you like to play a gag? Robert Downe, Steven Vitiello, and the Ooray. Ooray. Ooray. Ooray. Ooray. Good stuff. Yeah.

I love Pacino. Some people say I'm like the Pacino of podcasting. Joe, you were saying that last night. I was saying that. You're like, my guys will tell you. You're like the Jerry Pacino of podcasting. I was like, who's Jerry Pacino? From North Jersey.

From North Jersey. He said, my old gym teacher. And I said, thanks, Joe. I love Al Pacino. What do you love, Alfredo? Al Pacino. Al Pacino. What do you love, Alfredo? Al Pacino. Al Pacino. You never saw Star...

You never saw Starface? Star Pacino? They should reshoot that and just don't change anything but call it Starface. Where he's like, get off my Coca-Cola! That's the whole movie. It's about people taking their sodas. How he hates it. I'm going to play a tape here by an Italian duo called...

Oh, Dave, you were talking about Babar earlier, right? Do you want me to order a pizza? Yeah. This is Babal. To both of them. I have a question. Joe, whenever you play that, do you want me to order a pizza? First of all, what is it from?

It's from the room. Okay, good. And my next question is, when you play that, is it because you're saying through your soundboard that you want us to order a pizza? That was because of the Italian. Do you want me to order a pizza? Now I get it.

Like a real Italian Brooklyn pizza. Yeah. It is a witticism, a gag, a bonbon, a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending. Another one of B's bonbons. All right. Make me laugh. Go.

Jesus Christ. I guess Babau. I don't know. B-A-B-A-U. The tape's called Apapalagi. Let me just do this. It's an Italian duo. Luigi.

I speak English. That didn't sound like English. It's a me, a Matteo. I think you got it right. I did. Matteo Penezzi and Luigi Mantiani. What is so funny back there, Joe? What?

Now, the thing, this tape is really fucking good. It looks tight, and it's a fucking awesome tape. But I believe, like, I think it has a blank B-side. It's a long one. I don't see... I wish I had my measuring tool right now.

If you had your tool right now, we'd get to the bottom of it. Give or take six or seven minutes. Well, with a tape this long, six or seven minutes would be meaningless. But I'm pretty sure the B-side is just blank. Which, I don't know why you didn't just get tapes half as long.

Yeah, split it up. Split it up. Or just do it again on the other side. I don't mind that. half as long. Yeah, split it up. Split it up. Or just do it again on the other side. Do it again. I don't mind that. Just program repeats on side B? I'd rather have that

than a blank. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. And don't put a note in. Don't put like a cute note that's like, record whatever you want and put it on the B side.

Because, listen, buddy. I pay for the tape. I get the tape. Don't put me to work. That's like if I go somewhere and I order a potato salad and they just hand me potatoes and mayonnaise. Show me the money. They say, get to work. Is there mayonnaise and potato salad? Yeah, right?, don't put me to work. That's like if I go somewhere and I order a potato salad and they just hand me potatoes and mayonnaise.

Show me the mayonnaise. Is there mayonnaise in a potato salad? Yeah, right? I don't know. I don't like potato salad. That's a lot of white things. Yeah, it's too creamy and white. I don't get it.

What if it's yellow? Why would it be yellow? What's yellow and creamy? Sometimes people put mustard in the sauce. Enough mustard to make it yellow? A little bit, yeah. Tiny bit yellow. Tinted.

No, I don't like that. No, I don't like it. No, I don't like it. That sounds like the kind of potato salad you have to buy in a giant plastic bucket with a handle. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't want that kind of potato salad.

I don't want potato salad at all. And potato salad is in quotes. What kind of food are you going to have tomorrow? Pizza probably Pizza or tomato pie? No we're just getting regular pizza Because you complained Really? I did complain? I thought I liked it

No you thought it was weird Even if you did like it you complained Cut all this stuff out We're not going to be talking about my kid's birthday party on this First of all no food should come in a bucket. Plain pizza? Right. Anything else?

What about KFC? That comes in a bucket. No, no, no. I'm talking like a spackle bucket, like that potato salad does. No food should come in one of those. Industrial plastic. You have to rip the tab all the way around the outside to break the seal. It's a cleaner. It's just stamped on the top, potato salad. Carpet glue.

If you peel off the sticker that says potato salad underneath, it just says industrial strength carpet glue. Alright. Babow. Let's get into this tape. This is really fucking good tape. Get in here and just... Where am I at?

Just jump in somewhere here. Wherever it's at. I haven't even looked yet. But I guarantee it's going into this tape. This is really fucking good tape. Get in here and just... Where am I at? Just jump in somewhere here. Wherever it's at. I haven't even looked yet. But I guarantee it's going to knock your socks off. Let's get into this. Engage. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It is a witticism. A gag. A ball maw.

A ball maw. We're back. Ba-bow. Ba-bow. Ba-bow. What's up? How you guys feeling? Feeling good.

It's a good time. Dan's getting sleepy. I'm very tired. You need to power down? Oh, yeah. Big time. All right. Babal.

Name that tape was Papalaji. Papalaji. Do you want me to order a pizza? Because of the Italian thing? Yeah. Okay. What are their names again? That's the connection.

Mary and Luigi. On tape. Okay. What are their names again? That's the connection. Mario and Luigi. On tape. Yeah. That's their names. Their full names. I think it's Mario, Mario, and Luigi Mario. I hated that. That was so stupid.

You know that's not it, right? Even though that's been used in places, the creators have said that's not their last name. Yeah, it makes no sense for that to be their last name. They don't reveal the last name. I was on Mario's Wikipedia page the other day. I was reading a little bit about it. It's a pretty interesting story.

You know, he was called, like, Jumpman in Donkey Kong. But you want to take a guess on his name before that? No. Video Man. Video Man. And he was just going to be a guy you plop into any kind of game. Oh, yeah. All right. Now,. And he was just going to be a guy you plop into any kind of game. Oh, yeah. All right.

Now, Donkey Kong. Now, Donkey Kong. Do you know who those characters were supposed to be? No. It was supposed to be Popeye, Olive Oil, and is it Pluto? Pluto. What's the bad guy's name? Pluto.

Pluto. But they couldn't get the rights to him. So they came up with Donkey Kong. I can't remember her name. Olive Oil. But they couldn't get the rights to them. So they came up with Donkey Kong. I can't remember her name. Olive Oil. No, no. Olive Oil and the Popeye one. But when they made Donkey Kong and they couldn't get the rights to them.

Princess Toadstool. See, it's not a princess, though. It's like Petunia. Bowser. And Jumpman. And it's a construction site. Did you know that? Donkey Kong is a construction site?

Oh, yeah. Oh, really? You knew that? Yeah. I didn't know that. I just guessed because? Donkey Kong is a construction site? Oh, yeah. Oh, really? You knew that? Yeah. I didn't know that. I just guessed because of all the ladders. They look like iron things. Yeah.

Iron. Or steel beams. Steel beams, yeah. Laser beams. I love laser beams. It's too scary. I would check out anyone. I would check out the Mario Wikipedia page.

It's pretty good. You should check it. It's pretty good. It would go in my web hall of fame. It definitely goes in my web hall of fame. Interesting stuff. I'm going to have five inductees it would go my web Hall of Fame it definitely goes my web Hall of Fame I'm just in stuff I'm gonna have five inductees a day for my web Hall of Fame five a day that's the first one all right who's turn is now there's definitely one before that it was a gift I can't really you're gonna have like a web the turtle bottom the turtle kid

like a visitor counter at the bottom at the top top. At the top, huh? Yeah, first thing you see. I want people to go there and say, wow, I'm number 68. 69. Jesus Christ. Alright, Ian, play a tape. Alright, I'm going to play another one that Sean got me. This one is a more

contemporary Indonesian noise comp. It's called Pikak Indonesian Noise, 1995 to 2015. 20 years of experimental music from Indonesia. That's a long-ass title. Yeah. Damn.

Damn, they fit that all in one J card? Yeah, all in the spine, too. Jeez. That's a tiny font. But it's cool. They got on the inside, they got all the artists artists side a and b and then uh a nice little blurb about how it all came together and some history from uh inside indonesia and like the experimental music scene noise stuff all right all right let me see that sounds pretty nice

i don't believe i got this oh shit, shit. This cover art's tight. Yeah. Who drew that? Did you boys see this? This is a tabs out first look right here. I'm having a tabs out first look. I saw it first. You saw it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It don't stop. Look at that. That's a stretched limo of a J card. Whoa. How many panels is that? One, two, three, four. Four panels. A lot of going on here two, three, four. Four panels.

A lot of going on here. A lot to read. Too long, didn't read. This looks nice. Joe, did you see this cover art? Check that out. Who's that guy? It's like a drawing of a volcano person.

There's like a volcano with arms and boots, cowboy boots. No pants, because you can really see the definition of the legs, but definitely boots. And he's beating on like a bongo drum that's like a someone's head with spoons with long spoons and he's erupting he's got smoking lava coming out of him I don't know that's good thing or a bad thing the head looks like it might be alive that he's pounding on he's all red the face is like

too scary wait a minute now that it all sunk it took a while to sink in but that's too scary does it say who drew that ian don't tell him i want someone to guess what some of these are it might say in the article but why don't we why don't we look while we're while we're playing it yeah what are we playing we're gonna play uh by the way first track side i kick it off with um this is world hate show me the money world hate that was the name of a poem i wrote when i adore my goth phase world hate from the uh what is it called the cock the cock indonesian noise 1995 to 2015

let's do this here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. World hate. World hate. That was some good horse noise. This guy's back, huh? Hey, fellas. It's been a while since I've been here. You know what? I couldn't find any blank three-inch doors around here.

I've been traveling all over the country looking for them. You know Staples around here? Yeah. You know the Staples out in Route 42? I think I still have a pretty big stack of 3NCDRs in my house. You got harsh noise on them? No, they're blanks. They're blank?

I'll sell them to you. I'll give you anything for them. Oh, anything? Anything you want. Do you have any harsh noise? I got a ton of harsh noise. I always got around. Should I go to the... I got business card sized ones if you want some. No, no, no. Do you have any harsh noise? I got a ton of harsh noise. I always get around. Should I go to the...

I got business card sized ones if you want some. No, no, no. Do corporate for me. I don't like it. I don't like to make my harsh noise about me. My harsh noise about the... I can't believe that didn't catch on. They're about the walls and not about me.

What didn't catch on? Business card CDRs. Like it didn't replace conventional business cards. You're surprised that didn't happen? No, that was... It is a witticism, a gag, a bummer. A fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending. It was just really convincing delivery, Joe.

Wow. Yeah, you remind me of... I was doing it like European style. You know what, Joe? I hate to say it. English style, you know? I hate to say it, Joe, but I think you are the Pacino of podcasts.

I'm handing over my title because that was an excellent... Hoo-wah! It's an excellent delivery. Was he blind in that movie? No, that was in... No, I don't know. I've never seen that.

Son of a Woman? He was blind in that, right? No, Pacino's blind in real life. So, wow. The courage in him to play a sighted man in all those movies. Wow. Good acting. Yeah, good for him. So, wow. The courage of him to play a sighted man and all those. Wow.

Good acting. Yeah, good for him. So that was the first role where he was allowed to be blind. That's why he's screaming all the time. Because he's using echo location. He's like in a room. And he's bouncing in a room. Hoo-rah! Hoo-rah!

Hoo-rah! And he's bouncing back at him. Exactly. Okay. Now we're going to mix a lot more. Hold on. Let me go. You guys go on with the podcast.

I'm going to go edit his IMDb. I'm glad when I hit all those keys for a bit, my computer just shut off. Why did that happen? I lost all that work. All right, whose turn is it? Did you shut that music? No, my computer really did shut off.

It couldn't take the pounding of more than a few keys at once. That was like a startup sound. Yeah. All right, Brian, you know. Whose turn is it? Show me the money. Dave's turn. Dave, what do you got?

I'm really concerned about my computer. It's slow to start back up here. Yeah, I don't know why you hit it that hard. How about that Yugo sign tape that's sitting over here? Can you reach it? When it came out on Finery. Finery. Name of this tape is Emotions Potion.

Emotions Potion? Yeah. I like the artwork. Yeah. Make me laugh. Go. I like these little buildings

on the back. Oh, that's some SimCity shit. Yeah. What's that on the front? Just a party. This is a good time. Man, it's just a party when the Euclid sign tape's around. I like the little wave kind of thing on the spine.

Oh, they used all the preset shapes in Photoshop for this one. And I'm not making fun. I like it. That's what I do. They used all the preset shapes in Photoshop for this one. And I'm not making fun. I like it. That's what I do. We played a Euclid sign tape that came out on... Beer on the Rug? Not Beer on the Rug. They have one out on Beer on the Rug, but we played one on two Michael Jordans.

Two Michael Jordans. Yeah. That's right. Upside down spine on this one. Yep. Kind of upside down. Too scary. Mike, did you see those cities?

Did I see the what, Dave? Did you see those city buildings on the back of the J card there? Oh, those are fucking tight. Yeah. I didn't know they were all going to be different. There's like a high rise and then like a condo building

and then this is like an office building and this is more like a hotel. I don't know how I assigned that to those shapes. The bottom one's definitely a hotel. I was thinking the top one was a hotel. Let me see it again. Here you go. This is a Gainesville dude, I think.

No, the bottom's the hotel. Okay, fair enough. Well, you know what, Dave? You said the tape's on finery. Gainesville. The tape's on finery. Finery. Finery.

The finery thing's in life. I have a tape here I was also going to play on finery. Wait, did you see this? What? Is that the tape? Pass that over. Yeah. Hold on.

It's a basketball court. I thought there was a really basic rendering of the cassette inside the J card, but it's just a pink basketball court. And what is this? Just like a,

like a brick with one glowing. It's amazing because it's like really, really bad photoshopping, but like, it's so bad that it's really, really good. Like, like he had, he knew what he was going for, but was like, I can make one cube, and that's all

really I got. I can make the one side glow, and it's like, eh, it's good enough. But all together, it's a very important piece when you put it all together. It's gorgeous. I love it. Yeah. But I was going to say, you're playing this on Finery. Finery.

Finery. I also have a tape on Finery that I was going to play. You want to do a double? That's too scary for you? You want to do a double rock block? Yeah, let's do that. We'll go into that and this golden living room tape. Show me the money.

Look at the art on that one. Yeah, I love the artwork on this one. It's like a hand, like a pale white mannequin hand, holding a screenshot from a... Is that Instagram? What is that? Yeah.

Yeah. If you printed out the screen, if you peeled the screen off of your phone while looking on Instagram and it like folded in on itself and a hand just held it. I like that it's double-sided. Oh, it is? I didn't really notice.

Yeah, because that's the one side and then that's the bottom side curling up. That's awesome. It's called Post Internet. I had a whole bunch of fucking notes on this tape, but then my computer just went and... Daggummit. All right, well, let's...

Joe's playing some hardcore fucker music. Oh, no DJ. Oh, that brings us... Real quick, before we get into these few tapes on Finderate. Dave, there was a question for you on the Twitter. Uh-huh. Somebody wants to know, when DJ Outside Space says the temperature in the building

How are you measuring that? Degrees Fahrenheit or Celsius or Kelvin? Degrees Just degrees? Yeah Okay, we settled that Alright, let's get into these tapes then

Regular American degrees Show me the money Euglis sign Emotion explosion And golden living room Post internet Engage regular american degrees show me the money euglis sign emotions motion and golden living room post internet two new tapes on the fine label finery here we go Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Never knew the world would end, but now I know That it's the end of our world

Never knew the world would end, but now I know That it's the end of our world Thank you. That's when I was all alone Never looking for me Never looking for me Never looking for me Thank you. But I will never fall I will never fall But I will never fall I will never fall Thank you. I'm sorry. It's Sunday, May 5th, 2015, and I can't sleep.

It's 5.53 in the morning, and I've been awake since 4. So I'm going to sit down here and drink my coffee and listen to these verses. It's Sunday, May 3rd, 2015. It's Sunday, May 3rd, 2015. And it's like some kind of human identity. It's like... It's like... It's like... It's like... It's like...

It's like... It's like... It's like... It's like... It's like... It's something different of me. It actually seems very similar. Thank you. And we're back. And we're back. And we're back. And we are back.

I'm trying to find some sort of sample of someone saying that. I did so many searches. For and we're back? Yeah, like an old-timey sports announcer. And we're back. Did you just Google and we're back? I did a lot of Google searches. I don't need to explain my Google searches to you.

I did more than one. I didn't just give up. Like, and we're back. Nothing. Never mind. I kind of feel like that's what you did. Did you find something right away? You know you can click on tabs that are like, to just filter by video and stuff like that. Or shopping. Maybe you could have bought a CD that had it on there. I bought five

CDs. I feel like I have like three YouTube videos right now in a row that are all that. And they say, and we're back. I bet you they do. Just like that? Yep.

Ronda Rousey knocked out by Holly Holm. I bet they say, and we're back. No way. With the fight. The fight that's on

YouTube. But they don't say it like that, though. You don't even have YouTube. No, I deleted YouTube. It was taking too much bandwidth.

Whose turn is it? Let's see. We both went. That was a double shot. Yes. You go sign. And Golden Living Room. Golden Living Room.

Fucking. Did those come out like. Was that. Was that last year? Like, was that like technically in like December or did those just come out like the first like few weeks of this year? It was either. What do we know about that?

Let's get our best guys on the case. It was in that time frame. Late last year, early this year. You're on full bars right now, by the way. I'm really full bars. Am I using that right? Yeah, you did it. You nailed it. Free Wi-Fi.

We are getting free Wi-Fi. We are getting free Wi-Fi. I'm getting free Wi-Fi. Guys, party, right, guys? I'm getting real full bars. You guys got reception in here. Wait, I'm going to try it. Tell me if I do it right. I'm getting real full bars.

Dave, you're making me nervous. No, your guy should say you're getting four bars. Everybody in here getting four bars like me? I'm getting so four bars. I say this whole thing is foobar. Dave, just relax. You guys want to do some four bars? You guys snorting four bars out here?

I got my deluxe smoking kit. It's not for cocaine. Maybe it's good for four bars. It is a witticism, a gag, a ball maw, my deluxe smoking kit. It's not for cocaine. Maybe it's good for four bars. It's the music in the background that makes it. Play it again. Is that Nobo?

All right, Ian Ian what do you got I'm gonna do this woodwind ensemble a woodwind what am I gonna do oh a new one on oxtail recordings this is a grandbanks

tape grandbanks is um a duo of Davis Salisbury and Tyler McGill. Who are these fellas? I think they're... Joe, you got some wah-wah going. That was a woodwind.

Thanks for doing the research. Sorry. Who are these guys? I think they're down in Virginia, Richmond area. Down in Virginia, Richmond area. Down in Virginia, out on the street. Yep, that one.

That state. I can't remember. I think Davis Salisbury did a solo tape on Oxtail, too. I'm sorry. David had just been staring at this. There's this plastic ice cream cone. Don't open that up because there's bubbles in it. You blow bubbles.

He's been staring at it for 10 minutes. I'm looking at it like, why is he staring at it? Then he finally just grabbed it. I'm glad you finally... I got a lot of relief with some closure when you grabbed it. It felt good. What was this? An oxtail recording. That had when you grabbed it. Yeah. Yeah. It felt good. So what's this? Oxtail recordings.

That had some weight to it. That was satisfying. I saw. Who's Max Rosen? You were like, ooh. Max Rosen, I think he's a friend of Mike's, Mike Nigro's, who does Oxtail. Friend of the show. I think he's been doing a few of the cover art.

Yeah, he did the design. Looks really good. I think he, I can't remember the other Yeah, he did the design. It was really good. I think he... I can't remember the other one that he did. Oxtail started, and they had that look for the first six tapes. And then they just stopped and changed it all together. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying...

No, I like that it changes. I don't like that it changes. I don't like fast changes. Yeah. You know what I mean? I like everything to... He likes it nice and slow. I like...

I like to just let the good times roll. Too scary. What is on the cover here? What is this? I'm not sure. I think they're lizards. I think it's a collage. Are those lizards coming out of eggs?

Yeah. Or are they going into the eggs? Which one came first, eh? It's like the old saying, what came first? The lizard came out of the egg Or the lizard went in the egg? Boom Boom You come over here

You want to tell me about evolution Tell me I'm coming from monkeys You want to tell me that the earth is not flat I got a question When people think that the earth is flat Do they think it's like Like how like thick is it? That's a good question

It's pretty thick And is there something on the other side too? No, no. The waterfalls just go off into space. Okay. I can't believe that anyone actually thinks that. It's like a manhole. I think it's infinitely thin. Could you keep...

Wait, what? If you look at it from the side it disappears. That's the name of my new workout tape. The one that's coming out or the one that already came out? The new one that just came out. It hasn't dropped yet. Okay. What's the name of the one you just put out? Always Skinny.

With you shrugging on the front. All of Joe's workout tapes feature him shrugging on the front. Really sweaty.'s workout tapes feature him shrugging on the front. Really sweaty. I just worked out a little bit and off it goes. I don't know.

Where'd it go? All right, well, let's get into this. What are we playing? Outer Banks? Grand Banks? Grand Banks. Grand Banks. Tape's called QB4.

That's the new one. I don't know. Where'd it go? And it's him pulling like his waistband. It's a new one. I don't know where to go and it's in Paul and his waistband. You're so funny, Dave. Oh, Dave, you are so funny. QB4,

1877 to 1896. This was recorded a long time ago on Oxio. Here we go. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. The The The Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that.. I'm sorry. Thank you. Grand Banks. New one on Oxtail Records. What's that, Oxtail? What's that, like 10, 11? This is 12. Oh, so close.

Too scary of a number, I suppose. That's my favorite number. All right. What's your favorite number, Ian? 12. 12. That's a good one. It's got the one.

It's got the two. I don't have a favorite number. No, because you're... Because I'm not a child, right? Because you're not a child. Yeah. Adults don't have favorite numbers. I'm just a little kid.

Ian, what's your favorite? Oh, that should be a new character. Oh, you're so cute. Cute little Ian. Cute Ian. Where am I? He doesn't know anything. He loves the number 12.

He's having a good time. Come on. I got a baseball hat. I like this. At home. He's always talking about his baseball hat. The different baseball hats. I have an Oakland A's hat

Washington Wizards Washington Bullets At home though In a locked room I got one with wings on the side The propeller Make me laugh Go

Alright David boy What do you got It's my turn already? You know it. I don't get that. What a prank. What a prank.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. What do you want him to do? Make me laugh. Go. I'm going to play this tape that came out on Moss Archive. Moss Archive. Joe Bastardo's label. Yes, Joe Bastardo's label.

We did a laser focus with Joe Bastardo a couple months back. Up on the internet. It's too scary. Speaking of which, from moon mist formerly of excite bike tapes who did the intro tonight we uh just did a it's probably not up it might not be up just yet but it might be up now right now not now but right now and excite bike uh tapes laser focus upon tiny mixt check it check it job Astardo always does really good art proofs tapes he does good what he does this is good

that's incredible yeah just fold on the front you see that fine I design that font what's that font called mulch mulch. Mosh. So I'm pretty sure this is all fake names. No. Ermacone. It is a witticism. A gag. A bonbon. Ermacone.

Scurzy Herzog. Zex Tamarai. Wait a minute. Stop what you're saying. Stop your mouth. Go back two names. Ermacone. One more.

Scurzy Herzog. Right there. I want Cone. One more. Scurzy Herzog. Right there. I want to talk about that one. Scurzy Herzog. Let me see how they spell Scurzy. Like Werner Herzog? No, it's Scurzy. Well, the last name is what I meant, you son of a bitch.

It's nothing like that. Scurzy Herzog. I'm a Cone? Is that the next name? Irma Cone. Oh, Irma. I can't really. Erna Cone. I'm a cone? Is that the next name? Irma Cone. Irma Cone. It's kind of all blending together. I'm going to say

it's I'm a cone and the R is silent. I think it's I'm a cone. And the R is silent? No, it's an Irma. The R is silent. I'm a cone. I've seen it. I've heard it both ways. I've heard it both ways.

I'm a cone. You guys aren't as cultured as I am. I like nice-y old horror. Or hair. Nice and hard? Is that what you said? No, nice-y old hair. Too scary.

This is fold. So who is it really? I don't know. I do not know. You don't know? You don't have any inside info? Dave, you're making me nervous. Good luck trying to say the track name, though.

Yeah, Dave, good luck. Too scary. This came in a trade with... He's not reading that off there. He's just saying that. With Mr. Joe. You traded for this, eh? Yeah, I got a couple new Moss Archive tapes.

One older one as well. I love this. It looks just like a straight up sick 70s kraut rock record the cover does. Let's get into this then. Let's do this. I'm excited to hear this. Show me the money.

We played that Joe Bastardo, Kyle Lansford jamming. I want to say yes. Let's do this. I'm excited to hear this. Show me the money. We played that Joe Bastardo, Kyle Lansford jamming. I want to say yes. On Lillard? Yes. Yeah. I got that one too. All right.

Well, let's get into this fold shit. Erdo hang. Ready? Yeah. Set? Uh-huh. Go. The The

The The The I'm going to go to the next room. Thank you. Thank you. so I'm not sure go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I don't know. Please fold. Fold. I fold. Dave folds. I fold. What about you, Joe?

You fold? No, I'm in. I'm all in. Are you in? Full house. Gotcha. Full house. Alright, I fold. That was tight, man. I wonder if that's still available. A life hack for anyone who gets the fold tape.

I just replaced the Noroco case with a white Noroco case and it looks fine. I like it. Looks real nice, doesn't it? Wait, wait, you're changing things out? I changed out the Noroco case. Oh shit, that does look really nice. Choose your own venture. I said it to Dave. I was like,

Dave, I switched out your Noroco case here. It looks a lot nicer. And he kind of just stared blankly at me for like 10 seconds. I'm four bars. Said, too scary. I thought literally I looked at Dave staring at me. I thought I was lunch. He looked rough and tumble. You guys ever see that hillbilly noise group

rough and tumble? It's Biller Ruff and Henry and Henry Tumble. They've been doing a real big shit kicker. Billy walked in the door the other day. I said, hey, Billy, where you been? Lunch?

Yep. Dave, what's your hillbilly noise project called again? Critter Bone. I love Critter Bone. I can't believe Critterbone has been used yet. Someone make a tape as Critterbone and send it in, please. Please. I got a Critterbone tat.

You do have a Critterbone tat? Yeah, you see that wishbone? Right on the top of your shoulder, about one inch long. Yeah, man. That's your critter bone, Ted? I love critter bone. All right. All right.

You boys ready to end this up? Let's do it. You ready to take it out? Damn it. Anything, any last words? Dan's getting sleepy. All right, let's do that. Thanks to Dan D, by by the way for the intro.

Check out the Excitebike laser focus that we did with him on tinymixtapes.net slash org.gov dot onion. Forever, we owe everything to Tiny Mixtapes. Forever and ever.

On the count of three Let's One Tiny mix One two three One two three Tiny mix I don't know why Is the reason

We have a podcast Cause they host Our MP3s See I was picturing When we said three, you would each play two different sound clips, and I mean

Ian would say tiny mixtapes. Let's try it again. On three. One, two, three. Shut up! Oh, mine didn't work. You fucking dummy. Alright, uh, Dwarfcraft Devices. Thanks to Dwarfcraft Devices for sponsoring the episode. Yep. Check them out at dwarfcraft.com. Engage. Do that. Alright, Dwarfcraft Devices. Thanks to Dwarfcraft Devices for sponsoring the episode.

Check them out at dwarfcraft.com. Engage. Alright, let's end it out here. Episode number 70. I forget what we landed on. 78. I got one tape here. Here it is. Drub.

Jeff. Was that funny? You guys do drubs? You can buy good drubs. You guys do drubs? You guys do drubs? How do you do? Wait, is this the soup guy?

I'm off soup. I'm on drubs now. What are drubs? You don't like drubs? No, I don't know what they are. I want you to explain it to me. I feel like we could sit here another 10-15 minutes And you could explain this to me Like pop, weeb

It's just drub How do you use it? What do you do? You smoke it You don't need a double-barreled snorter? Pop and weeb Pop and weeb would also be a good noise project Pop and Weeb Pop and Weeb Would also be a good noise project Pop and Weeb

That's like a new genre Pop and Weeb There's too many new genres It's really fast high pitched dance music Called Pop and Weeb Like really high pitched Makes a lot of sense Jeff McLeod Split high-pitched. It makes a lot of sense.

Jeff McLeod split on Kuchibaba, maybe is the name of the Kuchibaba? Too scary. When you dance to it, you try to keep your whole body as stiff as possible, except for your feet. Your feet go crazy fast.

You're so funny, Dave. You slide back and forth across the floor just by moving your feet really, really, really fast. Make me laugh. I think this is a few years old, though. I'm not really sure. Maybe 2013, 2014. Something like that.

And to be honest, it's not labeled. It's a tape where one side is... It's alright, Joe. And the biggest Pop and Weeb act is Skitter. Give me a few more names. Let me put this tape down for a little bit. Give me a few more Pop and Weeb band names. Skitter.

Well, let me tell you right now. I'm going to call it. Hasu Mountain is going to put out the first Pop and Weeb tape. Oh, yeah. Skitter. Well, let me tell you right now. I'm going to call it. Hasu Mountain's going to put out the first Poppin' Weave tape. Oh, yeah. Skitter. Pips. Pips. Yeah.

P-I-P-S. And there's a lot of Skitter featuring Pips. Huh? There's a lot of... They do collabs. Skitter featuring Pips. Yeah, there's remixes. The Pip Mix.

The Pip Mix. I imagine there's parts where it gets so fast that it's just one. It's a really fast song, and then there's just one long tone. It's buffering, kind of. Play me one of those, Joe. The Big Label is Black Pepper. It just does that for a few seconds. Black Pepper?

Black Pepper is the Big Label. Black pepper. Yeah. That's good. I'd also go with white salt. White salt is a good project name. All right, what are we doing? Are we going to play,

are we going to do some drub? Do some drubs. You guys do drubs? Jesus Christ, that was loud. Oops. Buffering. All right buffer alright we gotta end this sound prank this one

yeah there's too many sound pranks tonight I think we need to call it a night thanks everyone for listening this far if you have I can't imagine that anyone has though unless you skipped ahead unless you're in drub

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You want to get out of the water. You want to get out of the water. You want to get out of the water. You want to get out of the water. You want to get out of the water. You want to get out of the water. You want to get out of the water. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm not sure. so so so so I'm going to go ahead and get back to the ship. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The Thank you. The Thank you.