Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #79 | 2.21.16

Episode Date: February 21, 2016

Morten HD, Ma Turner, Dromez, Shou Pi Hou, Maven Cx, Chemiefaserwek, The Mothership Collective, Rainbow Lorikeet, Church Shuttle, LZU, William Selman, Indek, Guyer's Connection, Nick Keeling, and Tereshkova.

Go. This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by duplication.ca. That's duplication.ca. I feel like I'm saying that weird. Am I saying it weird? Say the word duplication, Dave. Duplication.ca. I feel like you say it better than me.

Say it again. Duplication.ca. Now let's clear up. I want to clear up some confusion. Duplication.ca Now let's clear up. I want to clear up some confusion. Duplication.ca Duplication.ca Wow, B. How did you do that?

Are you like one of those birds that can like sing and what I'm saying? Are you a bird, Dave? Dave, I'm in Dandenong. Are you a bird? Oh my god, he's a bird. He's a man bird. Oh, he flew away. Bye.

I want to clear up some confusion because we've had some complaints actually about the duplication. Get that guy. Get out of here. We've had some complaints from listeners about the duplication.ca commercials. Oh, the commercials?

We have. We've had some complaints because there's some confusion..ca commercials. Oh, the commercials? We have. We've had some complaints because there's some confusion. Hey, fuck you. No, it's the hear amount. A lot of listeners... Come at me. A lot of listeners have thought they hear duplication.ca and they think, good. This is a place where I can discreetly purchase, with Bitcoin, a replica of myself.

A cloning service, if you will, they think Duplication.ca is a black market cloning site. I think they're thinking of Duplication.cz. It's Duplication.onion. I've used them before. If you're in the market, if you want to clone yourself

to hunt... Speaking of cloning yourself. I like a good... Because I hunt man for sport. It's the only thing that really gets me going. But the only adversary... You hunt yourself? I want to hunt myself. It's on my bucket list.

I want to hunt myself. Because either way, you're going to win. Yeah. I'm going to get a win in there. Duplication.ca does not do that, though. Duplication.ca, that's where you're going to go. You're going to get your blank tapes. You're going to get your cassettes dubbed. You're going to get a duplication.ca that's where you're going to go you're going to get your blank tapes you're going to get your cassettes dubbed you're going to get a duplication job there you're going to get others you're going to get all your cassette supplies you're going to get

your cases but you're also going to get your records pressed your cds manufactured you're going to get all that stuff done there that's what you're going to do there get your back massage get your feet warm you perv i'm sorry calling people perv when they're just wrong about a little fact no you perv and not just at duplication.ca not just when i say you're gonna get your blank tapes what do you think you knucklehead i'm talking about like a white c92 it's like a black c30 no i'm talking about glitter c90s shrink wrap i'm talking about glitter. Max LC 90s and shrink wrap. I'm talking about glitter tapes. Tapes that have a child's birthday party going on inside of them. I'm talking about colors you're not finding anywhere else.

I'm looking at a color right now that's got two names. Butterscotch, you can call it Butterscotch or Camel. Unless the name is Butterscotch or Camel. That's a long name. Butterscotch or Camel. With the nice, they even, I like they go into detail They let you know What color the leaders are

If there's a brick pattern on the shell You know some shells got a little bit of a brick pattern to them That happens Should be camel covered butterscotch You ever eat a camel covered in butterscotch? Oh yeah I went to this weird bar one time in Pensauken You can get it there

It's just the foot You ever had butterscotch covered in camel? I have. I've had that too. Same place. Yeah? It's the menu. You open it up and one side is the butterscotch covered in camel. The other side, camel covered in butterscotch. What's the name of the restaurant?

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Color. of the tabs out. Soaking wet cassia color. Which is like... Oh, it's still going. Which is like... It goes on for a while. A lot of trails on that. It reminds me of my college days.

How would you describe soaking wet? What is soaking wet, Dave? You know what? Don't even, Dave? You know what? Don't even, Dave. You've got to look. You've just got to go there and look. Duplication.ca. Maximum wetness, I think, is soaking wet.

Go there right now. Buy your supplies. Buy your cassettes. Get your jobs duplicated. And give me the fact again. At duplication.ca Get that bird out of here. My name's Samuel. Are you familiar with the medical alert system?

No. Medical alert device. One is a form of a necklace or bracelet. You press a button, and it'll send you an ambulance, fire department, or police. Medical alert device. Does it have tabs out?

Tabs out. What is that? Does it play cassettes? This is about a medical alert device. I don't understand what that is. Well, what is? If you're saying tabs out, I'm not understanding that. What don't you understand about tabs out? What does that mean? What does tabs out mean? On a medical alert device, when you press a button and they send you out? Yeah. Why would something be like that on a medical alert device? Why would it do that? So I could listen to noise tapes. What? Thank you. tabs out good prank mike good phone prank yeah it is cool hell yeah it was right off the bat waiting for it do that one again

yeah it is cool tabs out cassette podcast episode number you're crazy I like you that one's good because we've said that before tabs out cassette podcast episode number 78 um yeah i got a call from a telemarketer there i never mike what it's episode 79 oh you're so stupid 79 yes

whatever i thought the last one was 77 gotcha math prank common core hey Prank. Common Core. Hey, what happened? This is going hard. Yeah, that telemarketer was... It went on a little bit longer, but that was the money part. I didn't think he was going to... It took me a while to get him to say Tabs Out back to me. I was going to say, I can't believe he knew exactly what you said.

It took a while. There's a lot of the phone call in the beginning where he's just not saying it back. He's just like, I don't know what you're talking about i don't know what that is i'm like you don't know what what is like walking and he really thought he could try to sell you that medical alert bracelet oh yeah he'll be back because you know what he almost did i almost bought it yeah it sounds pretty good to me you push a button someone comes to help you yeah how much what's the problem that's like bad about it yeah can you use it for anything like why would you say hey man here's a necklace and you can it looks cool and a bracelet or a necklace both he said it can

be both okay i don't really i'd probably get the necklace i'm not a bracelet man i wouldn't i can't picture you wearing a bracelet no no what if i started wearing a bracelet i want it as like a me or like what kind like a gold is there like a charm on it yeah okay i'm gonna get into toe rings i think you guys would yes dave i really want to get into toe rings with you actually because i'd love to see your toes can it be a toe ring that if you push it it sends me a message and i can come and help you yes okay i'm into that. You're crazy. I like you. All right. Who wants to get into some cassette tapes? You go.

Me? No, Joe, you go. No, you go. No, Dave, you go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. You know what? I'll go. You go.

Dave, do you want to go? I'll go. You can go. You can go. We can all go. We can all go. I go. You go.

You go. We all go to the beach. And watch out that a jellyfish doesn't sting you. And don't give the micro. I'm going to play this Morton HD tape. Ooh, high def. Xenoglossia. On apothecary.

What was it on? Apothecary... What was it on? Apothecary compositions. This is a... This is a fresh one. This came out like last month, right? Yeah. I like this one. It's really good.

What's this guy? From Norway, right? Probably. I think he's from Norway. Trying to think you're better than us? I like that the cover looks all wiggly. Yeah, yeah. It's all like wiggly.

Dave nailed it with that. Let me see. Look how wiggly that is. Oh, shit. That's wiggly as fuck, yeah. It's all wiggly. Dave nailed it with that. Let me see. Look how wiggly that is. Oh, shit. That's wiggly as fuck, son. Look at that. I tried to think of another descriptor, but I couldn't do it. Let me see if I shake it, if it stays straight.

Oh, you got to spin it. Oh, yeah. That's cool, man. Man, you got... That's cool, man. What kind of drugs was the artist on when he made this one all wiggly? It is cool. It is cool.

Who is Morton HD? I don't know. Or Morton... Is it Morton High Definition cool. Who is Morton HD? I don't know. Is it Morton high definition? Well, I think you just... I don't know. You just say HD. That's why it says HD. And now I'll tell you what, if I went out to Morton's and bought an HD TV and it looked this wiggly, I'm bringing that sucker

right back. He's an enigmatic Norwegian producer. Ooh, is he? Is that all you got? That's all I got? What's his real name? It doesn't say. Morten is like a... Is it Morten Hagen Svet? It's a European name, Morten.

Is it? Yeah. They make salt. They make salt too. They're salt people. High definition salt. It's good stuff. I'd go for some high definition salt.

You taste like a french fry it's like oh really really salty that's right no it's not really salty it's just the saltiness is really like you got it i wish you could see it play a cut off side a i had it queued up to something i don't know it was like the third track maybe on the a side A side. These gold shells. I don't remember. You've seen a lot of these gold shells. I remember when we first started seeing the gold shells, you didn't see that much, and then all of a sudden you start seeing more of these gold shells. Let me see that.

That's gold, right? No. That's silver. That is silver as shit. Oh, let me see. That is so silver. I'm so fucked up on drugs. Oh, that, wow, that.

No, I don't think it's gold. Hey, what happened? Oh, shit, yeah, that's totally silver. It's gray, yeah. No, I don't think it's gold. Hey, what happened? Oh, shit. Yeah, that's totally silver. Yeah. Yeah, that's... I don't think I have a tape more silver than this. You're crazy.

All right. Well, let's get into this Morton HD cassette. What's it called? I dropped the cover. Xenoglossium. On apothecary compositions. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. More than HD. More than HD. More than HD.

I was going to say that. You should have said that. I did it first. That was fucking tight, man. Yeah, man. That was so tight. Yeah, it is cool. Let's see.

Is it still available? I'm on a band camp right now. I see you can buy the digital. Yep. Limited edition silver cassette. Confirmed. $8 USD. Buy now. Send as a gift. Has anyone ever sent

anyone... Hey, hey, hey out there in Radioland. Has anyone ever out there sent as gift? Have you ever done that on Bandcamp? Give us a call. 487-9595-495-3575 9585 extension 52. Give us a call and let us know if you've done that. All right, Dave, what do you got?

I'm going to play this Mob Turner tape. I bet you no one's done that. Played a Mob Turner tape? We have before. I think we have before. Have we? Yes. You're crazy.

I like you. I was talking about the send us a gift thing, you guys. You know what Grotto's Pizza comes up as on your card? When you pay for it? No, what's it come up as? Pizza Systems Incorporated. Give me pizza!

That's anytime someone says pizza. You just said it. Give me pizza! Pizza Systems Incorporated? Give me pizza! That could be like a label. Yeah, that's like a vaporwave label. Pizza Systems Incorporated.

Give me pizza! Hey, turn me up a little bit. Turn you up a little too much, though. Turn my cans up. Nah, nah. Turn my cans up. Nah. How's that?

Whoa, whoa. That was a joke. How come everyone else is... Whoa, Jesus Christ. Hey, what happened? Too loud. All right, what do you got, Dave? Ma Turner.

Ma Turner. Ma Turner. Mama's Family was a good show. Ma Turner. This new tape on a new label. Oh, yeah? New label. Oh, I know what this is.

I was spanking out of 2015. Spanking out of 2015. Spanking out of 2015. Editions. A period, H period, E period, M period. Editions. Robert Beatty's label. Yeah. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, we played another tape. He put out, is it just two, or did he put out three tapes? He put the Eric Lennon tape. Yeah. And then this, and is that it, or is there one more? I think that's it. Unless something came out, like, you know you know spanking new this is it unless there's something spanking new out of it well damn joe pretty good that was pretty good only on my left side no i can do both sides i feel like i feel like i can't do it at all

all right pass that tape over let me me take a look-see at it. All right, Dave, Jesus Christ, man. Don't use up all our bandwidth. Damn, this is tight looking. This looks real tight. And it's not like these tapes that he put out. It's not, you know, with the, I don't want to say standard. Come on, be reasonable.

You know what Robert Beatty's artwork looks like i've seen it yeah it looks good and let me see that one it's amazing show it to me from a distance further away no no not that but these tapes it's not it's not what you would think of i guess when when you think of rubber bd artwork okay nice am i right or am i right yeah you're right but uh oh god damn red oh pro tip red imprinting on this one's gold now right that's definitely good job i thought you were gonna say another color like red imprinting on this purple tape literally that's good no but red imprinting on gold looks fucking tight you got it right mike good job good job buddy good pro tip good color scheme on this whole thing good job picking those

colors get that pantone book out late at night find the gold flip through i just like just flip through it see what's new you know you through it. Flip through the Pantone. See what's new. You know there ain't nothing better than getting that book. I usually say to Mike, I say, Mike, you got two seconds,

tell me what's new. I get Pantone magazine in the mail. Twice a year. And he does it and we have a great time. Yeah, 4875-3. That's a hot color this year.

I don't like how they name the Pantone color. Like they give them... 62624 is my favorite. Or like Rusty, Rusty Mist. Yeah. Well, like Rusty... Rusty Mist? Yeah. Well, no, no. Rusty Mist, he's an alright guy, but I don't like when the

other people name the colors. See, that's where you would play. Do you have the police clap thing, Dave? You ever mail a stamp in? You mail a stamp in, you get Pantone candy. I love Pantone candy. It's pretty good. Comes in a little sock. It's all these different colors too. I try my hardest to ignore

yeah it's dave doing the soup guy david let me ask you my soup i'm on pantone now you're so funny dave let me ask you a question before we get too far off the tracks there um do you have the jeb bush please clap sound clip nope that i asked you to get and i'm yeah and i got the video and I used my screen capture program and got the audio from it. You're crazy. It took me so hard to edit it down, get it just right, just the right length. You don't have it?

No. And then he already dropped out of the race. So now there's no point in using it. Oh, he dropped out of the race? Yeah. I knew this guy happened so I didn't... He was your guy? He was your horse? I liked him. Okay. Who was Ma Turner? Exactly, Dave. Ma Turner? I don don't know i don't know exactly who ma turner is all right well let's get into this this is number one um number one yeah number one like that like that Beagles song? Number one. Number one. I love the Beagles.

Michael Turner. Ma Turner. Ma Turner, Michael Turner from Kentucky. A Haunted Hitch is number one. Here we go. Here's something on that tape. He's in a project called Warmer Milks. Oh, yeah. I think they had something on Warmer Milks.

Warmer Milks. Wait, we have something called Warmer Milks? I've heard Warmer Milks. I think they're I think they had something on Trouble Man, I think. Wait, we have something called Warmer Milks? I've heard Warmer Milks. I think they're kind of like a psyche band, right? They had records on Trouble Man, right? I don't know. I think so.

I don't remember. Animal Disguise. Fuck It Tapes. Hot Records. Is this the Warmer Milks discography? Yes. It's Milks, right? Not Milk? They do have something on Trouble Man. Yeah. I feel like I had that. What was that discography? Yes. It's milks, right? Not milk?

They do have something on trouble, man. Yeah. I feel like I had that. What was that? 2008? Six. I was going to say six first, and then I changed it, you guys. Let me see the cover.

So dumb. So dumb. All right, let's play this tape. All right, whatever. Oh, we're still going? I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. If I somehow cut your heart I'll truly apologize My feet on the wall, laying on the edge I found myself on another level

I know who you told me to be But it's so much harder than it seems These are hopeless times now Living my life on a broken ground I'm lost in my official world of mine My eyes are now feeding my chest I'm losing touch with what is best I know you told me to breathe But it's so much harder when it's serious

And these are all this time we'll have Living my life on broken glass I hope this time will pass Living my life and going back Thank you. my turner my turner you think it's like mother or like my Ma Turner. Ma Turner. You think it's like mother or like my? Like that's Ma Turner. No, Ma Turner. Like Ma, like a... Ma! Like the woman who borned you?

Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. I give in, Joe. You've won. He changes it. Who changes it? Michael Turner.

Different variations. M. Turner, M. period, A. period Turner. Oh, you're being serious. M. Turner, M.T. Turner. Get with the program. This is serious. He's reading. Okay. Type text. On the internet? On the internet.

Okay, well, that's true then. Where'd you get it from? Kim.com? Did he email it to you? I got it on it on snopes okay it's gotta be real oh yeah big time i got snopes sorry but i'm gonna tell you during the during the next tape oh yeah can't wait for it come on i love your stories did you ever go to do that's the thing so quit acting cool okay it's for our listeners because when we're not on this show you kill for my story i like when you guys ever go to You do. That's the thing. So quit acting cool. Okay? It's for our listeners. Because when we're not on this show, you kill for my stories. I like when Linda says that.

Did you guys ever go to slopes.com? That's why I love you, Bob. You and your sad stories. Okay, I'm going to play something off this compilation. Stray Dog Volume 2. You didn't even answer my fucking question. What was your question? I said, did you ever go to slopes.com? Slopescom slopes no that was like a real question we were supposed to answer yeah no we didn't a skiing website yeah it's a skiing website about about skiing myths yeah exactly where you can check out

true you go there and see if when somebody tells you a story about skiing if it's true or not like any personal story? Yeah, anyone. My uncle went skiing when he was a kid and used to run into girls so he could meet them at the bottom of the hill. What? That can't be true. And then you go on Slopes.com.

Slopes.com slash Uncle Jack. Excuse me. They bring up pictures and they have scans of love letters that they wrote to each other. All right, yeah. All right, anyway. Oxen Records.

This is Oxen number 19. This is a follow-up, oddly enough, to Stray Dog Volume 1 that came out sometime in 2015. But Stray Dog Volume 2, I believe, just came out. Heavy hitters on this one. They list the lineup like three times on you get it on the back flap here you get on the inside and then you get it again on the in the inside so you don't forget so you don't forget there's layers it's like an

onion dromaz cackle like sissy spacek circuit wound cackle like cackle like brown piss well that's bad. You gotta get that checked out. No, that's fine. And Black Sand Desert. And a bunch of other people. Tight fucking comp. There's a special edition.

Let me see if I click on this. What happens? There's a special edition. An edition that is special of this tape. My Wi-Fi's so slow. I'm glad you clarified. I really should have clicked on this link five minutes ago

it's like limited to 10 it's the tape like wrapped in like chicken wire is there a razor blade on it is that a picture of a razor blade don't try to look at my computer well either way that sold out anyway oh I'm sorry if I'm boring you sorry guys

I'm not more exciting Mike where's all your other routers that one's slowing down I'm sorry if I'm boring you. Sorry, guys. I'm not more exciting. Mike, where's all your other routers? That one's slowing down. I got another one with more bandwidth on it in the back. We'll hook that up. I'll juice up the Wi-Fi just for you. We'll go to all the sites.

All right. Well, I'm going to play the first track on the comp by Dromez, who I think all three of us played a gig with her in Richmond one time. I don't know if just Dave and I did or if you were there too, Joe. But I feel like, I feel like, she said she...

Wasn't that Cheap Fest? Maybe. I've only played Richmond that one time, yeah. You know like how there's like a pattern on Pac-Man if you play Pac-Man? There's like a pattern

that you can follow when it's like the ghosts never get you? Oh no, I didn't know that. Well, there's a pattern. If you knew anything about classic video games, Joe, you can do that to basic. I'm more of a Nintendo kind of guy.

I feel like she said she knew the pattern and she could just like beat it. Oh, you don't know the pattern. There is. What are you talking about? You know that there is a pattern, but you don't know. Oh, I don't know. God, no. I don't know the pattern.

Did you already hear about the pattern before she said it? Oh, I knew about the pattern. There's a pattern going into this baby. You better believe I knew about the pattern. Can't you just look the pattern before she said it? Oh, I knew about the pattern going into this baby. You better believe I knew about the pattern. Can't you just look the pattern up? How complicated could it be? How complicated can it be? Yeah.

For all of Pac-Man, the entire game? Well, it could be you just go up, over, up, and around. It could be pretty easy. Please, please. It's way more intricate than that. All right. And you have to keep doing it? You're talking about for every level, there's different moves.

For every level, there's different moves. For every level, there's different moves. Oh, okay. Oh, there's different patterns. Probably. There's not one pattern. No, because every stage looks different. Well, not every stage, but like every three levels, it changes. I thought it was always this.

Oh, it does change? It changes. I thought it just changed color. No, you idiot. It changes. The shape changes. The course changes. The whole thing's different, Joe.

It's a whole new ball game. And the watermelons come out. Well, there's a banana. There's a pretzel. There's a pretzel That's my favorite You like salty snacks I knew you liked the pretzel I'm pretty sure it's the banana from the Velvet Underground record

And then there's The Rolling Stones lips The Rolling Stones lips I'm just kidding I don't like the pretzel I just eat all the rocks You do like the rocks Alright well let's get into this dromance track Show me the money

I'm about to show you the money Stray Dog volume 2 cassette Oxen number 19 Here we are You eat the big rocks and it turns the clowns blue so I'm going to go to the next one. I don't know. I'm out. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, I I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. The End Dromaz. I'm still chewing. Are we back? Yes, we are back.

Dromaz. And we're back. With the track alien mother from the uh what's scary about it that's aliens you're afraid of you know i'm afraid of aliens i do actually i do remember that story uh stray dog volume two i finally started watching alien you believe i've never seen alien the movie the movie i've never seen it i don't know why i like you have you seen you've never seen star wars you've never seen alien one of the most iconic movies ever i've never seen it i like aliens i've never seen it from beginning to end i like aliens better aliens yeah part two

with the space marines a lot i would say 89 of joe's relationships are based around references yeah so the fact that you don't you haven't seen star wars do you watch star trek nope yeah i don't know what do you guys talk about i don't know i don't know we talk about new girl new girl we'll always have new girl it's like so like you're at the point now where you're just saying and then there's that one part when we just talked about that dave and we like bob's burgers yeah all right we talk about you and we talk a lot about you. Mostly it's about what you did. I hate when... Or didn't do.

I hate when I got something going on with Dave and then all of a sudden you start texting me about it. I'm like, why is he telling him now? That was funny. All right. Your turn, Joe. Oh, all right. My turn.

Your turn to play a tape. I'm going to play... What we're going to do. Anyway, I like Alien. Good. It's good. Yeah. It's good so far

i like space balls you know alien 3 is okay yeah alien 4 is stupid i gotta say it looks like for 79 it still looks really really really good great job oh shit did that come out in 1979 yeah really yeah yeah wow like i was i was wondering Alien vs. Predator 1 and 2 are stupid. Don't watch those. There's an Alien vs. Predator 2? Prometheus is okay. What's that? It's like a prequel to Alien.

No, I didn't even know there was a prequel. It just came out. Like, well, you know, five years or so ago. They're making another one. It's called Alien Covenant. That's the new one. What's that about? It's a sequel to Prometheus,

but still a prequel to Alien. Where in this universe does Stargate land? What? Huh? It's not the same universe. So could you have a Stargate Alien movie? Maybe. Could you open up the Stargate and the aliens come out?

If there's another stargate they pop out i bet you now that i've said that as soon as this gets uploaded to the internet the algorithms are going to find it and they're going to make stargate aliens stargate aliens it'll actually be my ideas for a cartoon though i like cartoons yeah i'm going to play this uh shao pi hao tape on uh what label isWR. What's that? What are you talking about? It's just going to be about aliens getting on the subway. And they go through the Stargate and pay their money.

What did you say? Aliens getting on the subway going to work. They go through the Stargate. They go through the Stargate. It's a sitcom about the alien that takes the ticket. It's like a workplace sitcom. Yeah. But it takes place with people that work on the train. That's a good show. People that work on the train that's a good show people that work on a train i think oh it's just the daily commute

yeah and the different crazy characters are on every day who are on their way to work yeah on their way to work so it's like a workplace comedy but they all work at different places yeah yeah that's pretty good hold on hold on it's a different kind of workplace comedy give me a boing there, Dave. And the conductor is a dog, but he stands on two legs and he talks English. That's my closest boing. It's like a man in a dog costume. The conductor's a dog now?

It's a man in a dog costume. And who is that? He's supposed to be a real dog. He's a conductor. So he's driving the train. See, I think that I don't think we're going to see him often enough. I think it should be the guy who collects the tickets is the dog. And no one mentions it? No one...

Well... No one mentions it. All right. We mentioned it, though. We mentioned it. Well, we broke the fourth wall. Okay. Whose turn is it?

It's mine. I'm trying to play this tape. What's the name of the show, Dave, by the way? Stargate. Stargate. Stuck. Stargate. I took that already though

That's a show already Oh shit It was spelled a little bit different What do you got What's that It's a tape on Nasty Wizard Recordings Nasty Wizard Oh I know what this is

This is better than Glory Hole number 3 Which is a series that this label has done. I don't know why they call it that filthy, filthy thing. Because what's better than that? Well, this is Better Than a Glory Hole. I like the covers, like this little wizard. Hey, kid. Kicking a cat.

Hey, kid. You want to see something better than a glory hole? Follow me. He's got soccer cleats on. He's nasty, huh? He's nasty. Nasty wizard. I didn't even see this. I thought it was just a plain

purple cover when I saw it. Let me see it. That's awesome. This guy's from Malaysia. As you pointed out, I'm playing a lot of tapes tonight from across the globe. What's the name of the project? Shao P Pi Hao. You're just fumbling all night tonight.

So it's a show about people that work on a train and the aliens are passengers? No aliens are on it. Oh, no, we changed it. Yeah, we threw the aliens thing out. No aliens anymore? No, no, no. Just people that work on the train. It's just people that work on the train.

It's a workplace sitcom. It takes place on a train, a commute into a city. So you have the different people that are on the train. It's just people that work on the train. It's a workplace sitcom. And it takes place on a train, a commute into a city. So you have the different people that are on the train every day going to work. Yeah. And there's no Stargate, but the chevrons are like, you see them in the background all the time. Yeah. So you know it's in that universe. Yeah.

So you know that like, and you'll hear it on the news, like another Stargate was open today. But they don't go through the Stargate. No, no, no. They're just going to work. Yeah. You got like a barista. Tram Tales. Tram Tales.

All right. Well, we'll work on it. Tram Tales. Ooh, it writes itself. It's great. Never mind. I don't like it anymore. We'll come up with something.

All right. Let's get into this tape. Better than a glory hole. Not just a glory hole. It's going to be better than a glory hole. Number three. uh better than a glory hole not just a glory hole it's going to be better than a glory hole number three Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to work. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, duh. The show's called Subway. Yeah. Oh, that is good. that's a good tie-in you can have a good subway tie-in for sponsors right it's not on a subway now though right it's still a train

yeah it's still am track it's still you're riding the rails yeah yeah but it's called subway yeah okay fair enough. I can get into that. Now I'm confused. Yo, that tape was fucking killer, man. People talk about it all the time. I don't know why they call it Subway. That would get some buzz going. Yeah.

And there needs to be something like, where's the key? Or like, where's the door? Like there's some kind of mystery to it. What's in car seven? It's called Subway what that's the name that they registered the movie as and once you register the name of the movie of the movie you're not allowed to change it but the thing that happened is they shot the whole thing they shot the whole movie okay they they shot the whole show in the subway but then the subway prop department was

like not having it and broke their contract so they had to green screen in a train instead because that's all the stock footage that they had was train stuff yeah you don't want to mess with the uh so you mean just like what's going on behind in the windows right like usually it's black like they're underground because they're in subway they couldn't use that so it's just trees or other stuff yeah building old wild west fights whatever stuck maybe like a dragon or something like that anything you got yeah you don't want to mess with the subway prop union because those bastards they'll uh they'll cut you off you're crazy i don't think any of that made much sense. No.

That tape was sick, though. I really enjoyed that. There were some parts on there that was like wet microchips. Like soaking wet. Like drenched in pudding microchips. I got something actually. Yeah, so it's real sticky. It's sticky with glaze.

I wouldn't call something drenched in pudding soaking wet. No? No. Because pudding's not something drenched in pudding soaking wet. No? No. Because pudding's not wet. Pudding's not wet. No, it's covered in pudding. Pudding isn't wet. No, it's that middle ground between wet and solid.

Yeah. No way. No, the middle ground between... Is Jell-O wet? No, it's cold. Well, it depends what state it's in. I'm talking about... just to clear let me clear some confusing it's wet pudding oh okay it's wet pudding oh it's like runny pudding it's wet runny pudding it's runny pudding okay but i still wouldn't call it it would have to be so

runny in order for me to call it soaking wet. Too runny. This is wet pudding. Make me laugh. Go. It's the wettest pudding. Alright, whose turn is it? David, it's your turn. Make me laugh. Bring me some wet pudding. One night only. Wet pudding. Sticks. At the

Amplitheater. My dad was in a Sticks cover band called Wet pudding no he was yeah he was hand to god boys what do you got dave yeah it is cool what is that from was it a sticks cover it's also from old school it's in the same scene when he shoots himself in the neck with a dart gun. I don't know if I've ever actually seen that movie. What do you got, Dave? You're crazy. It's a Styx cover band spelled S-T-I-C-K-S. And they just play Styx and cover Styx songs. That's a good idea, too.

Man, we're full of them tonight. Someone's going to wreck your old brainstorm. Someone's going to get rich off this app. What do you got, Dave? Let's play play a tape let's play a cassette tape i'm gonna play this maven cx cassette tape i forgot i sent you that one that's pretty good um jesus christ dave you're making me nervous. What do you got, Dave? What do you got?

Get it together. Dave, you are too upset. Just take a, shake it all out, Dave. Maven CX. Dave, just relax. Maven CX. Maven CX. Yes. Keep going.

Maven CX came out on Dream Fader this year. Dream Fader. New label. Another new label. Full of new ones tonight. Yeah, I'm not sure i ever heard a dream fader oh my god it's okay uh big of a deal what do you know what else dream faders put out to do that this is number one number one no shit Number one That's pretty tight

And it's by Maven CX Who was that Dave? Maven CX Vancouver two piece Vancouver two peg Two peg Two peg Two peg

Two three four five six seven eight Then we all go to the beach. And we're all going to get some seafood. We like to play with the seafood creatures. Then we put them on the grill. And we eat them. And you're going to find other things too. But don't get bit by a crab.

Maven CX. Overburn Afterdrive. Is that the name of this tape? Overburn Afterdrive. That's a good name for a tape. Yeah. You name of this tape? Overburn Afterdrive, yes. That's a good name for a tape. Yeah. You did a good job.

It is very, very good. It is very, very good. Let me see it. What track are you going to play? I'm going to play... Let me see. I don't know. A couple.

I can't remember. I like the name of track three. I don't know what I want to do. What is the name of track three? It'll be a surprise. No Directions to Space Town. That's really good whoa this looks fucking tight man the cover is like an escalator you got an escalator there but

there's a tree on the top where's that going but this uh what i really like about is this cassette shell that what color orange is that that's like a burnt no no no that's not tangerine no it's like a uh like a kool-aid orange that's beautiful that'll be got the sniffles that'll use as currency one day and i'll dig this uh you should have a character that does instead of saying when pigs fly he says yeah we'll do that when there's directions of spacetown i think you just did you just just got him. You nailed him. Yeah. He's so mad, too. Dream fader number one.

Damn, let's get into this. This looks fucking tight. Look at that escalator going to the subway on the cover. Speaking of subway. I love subway. Can this be in the opening credits? I like that you can choose what ingredients you want to put in. They let you put on anything you want.

Yeah. I hate subway oh don't act all high and mighty like you like because because you like something better than you you want a sandwich that tastes like something you want a sandwich it doesn't just taste like cold water oh you're above you're above all this i like the chipotle ranch uh dressing i like the uh peppermint sizzle juice that they put on it. It gives it that zinger on Christmas time that I'm looking for. What, a sandwich that doesn't taste a little bit good isn't good enough for you?

It's gotta be a little bit better? You're crazy! Overburnt After Drive. The first release on the label. Dave, this is the second tape you played? I'll eat again at Subway. There's directions to Space Town. Is this the second tape you played, Dave i'll eat again at subway there's directions of space town is this the second tape you played date it's this it's the second tape that is uh the first release on a label what dave's in the old world what'd you say this is your second tape you're playing tonight

and it's also both tapes were the first release on the on the label that you're playing don't you dare do a double yawn on me. First of all, hand me that. I've been pointing at it for 15 minutes. Maven CX. Your finger. I thought you were looking up there. Why is he looking up there?

Now I'll point up there. Now do you got it? Overburnt Afterdrive on Dream Fader. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get some air. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. maven holy shit cx that was a good one dude that was so fucking tight man that appears to be the only release on that label um does that make you angry or scared too scary angry i like that because it could be either one now if you google dream fader tapes you get a link the first thing i get is a link to their facebook page which has a link to their band camp, which has a link to DreamFader.net, where if you click on it, it takes you back to their

band camp. Joe, it seems like you should be really into that. Oh, yeah, because it's a... It's a loop. It's a loop. It's a closed loop. It's a closed internet loop. If you want to, you can click a link off their band camp back to their Facebook It's a causal loop.

Is there a Terminator? It is. Is there? What if Arnold Schwarzenegger just came out of my computer right now if I kept doing this? Hello, Mike. That's exactly how he sounds. It's like, whoa, Arnold. Oh, my God, Joe.

I thought my stars, my lucky stars. I thought it was here. Is there a word for you guys? Is there a word for what? A closed Internet loop like some like a like a draw poll or something like that yeah that's it a gerbil gerbil yeah that's that's exactly what it is i don't see why it'd be anything else how many internet gerbils are there i don't want to get into that oh my god then you got the the fbi trying to get a back door

into my laptop i'm like if you start all of the internet gerbils up at the same time and you let them run, use up all the bandwidth, eventually the ocean will boil. I hope you don't plan on using that bandwidth for anything else. Just relax. That tape appears to be an addition of 50 still available. Now I'm looking on the band camp right here. Oh, wait, no. The digital album is $3 and that is nine i thought

it was the other way around for a second i was like what you're crazy but uh that tape's fucking sick man looks tight too i'm excited to see what um what dream fader comes up with next and check out this maven cx project a little bit. I'm sorry if I'm boring you. There's also a track called Train Crash Zero. Could we use that in our train show? Dave just lit up when he heard that. Alright, is it my turn? Yeah.

Yours. Alright. Show me the money. I'm going to play something that... It'll be your turn. There's directions. Space town. When we were playing that Better than a glory hole 3 tape and there was some real like drenched circuits in there and it made me think stop saying not okay well you didn't say in pudding so

it's alright like pudding they were wet I hate wet pudding I love wet pudding the wetter the better that's what I always say so it's like soup consistency no it's wetter than way wetter the better. That's what I always say. So it's like soup consistency. No, it's way wetter than that. Way wetter than soup.

See, soup is wet to me. More than HD wet pudding. Wetter than soup. That tape made you think of this tape. Well, it made me think of elements of this tape. This tape on blue tapes and x-ray tapes. Now that I'm looking at it. Blue 18.

The artist is... Let me see if I can get anywhere close to this. Chem-a-phaser work? Chem-a-phaser work? Chem-a... Chem-a-phaser work? What do you got there? What do you think it is?

Ooh. Chem-y phasser work. But it's... Okay, whatever. Let me try. What? Let Dave try. That might's okay. Whatever. Let me try. What? Let Dave try. That might be right.

Chemi? Fasser? Work. I'm going with Joe. Whatever. Chemi Fasserwerk. Okay, hand it back. Chemi Fasserwerk.

Chemi. There's one thing I don't get about blue tapes packaging. The whole thing. The whole presentation. Well, not that I don't get, but. You don't get the whole presentation? I don't't get these i don't like these little cases that they come in these little what they're not o cards because the other side's not open oh right right they had a little tab in it but like i don't know there's something about these i just don't like

the other thing i don't get is it says on here on the shell of the tape, it says, Blue Tapes and X-Ray Records, Secular Drones and Spiritual Pop, Blue 18, Chemifazilwork. Now, none of that is the name of the cassette. The cassette's called, like, Traje or something like that. Where do you see that? On the internet? I found that on the internet.

But there's no little slip of paper or anything in there? There was nothing, unless it fell out. Unless we lost it. There's another blue tape in that box grab that and see there's a little piece of paper in it hurry up Joe the people are waiting do you see it anywhere it's one of these cases get your hands all over them not those that's not even close there's nothing it's in there somewhere all right well maybe it's not serious I got you all over the place honk honk now oh I was hoping you were it's in there somewhere all right well maybe it's downstairs send me on a wild goose chase over here

i got you all over the place honk honk now i was hoping you were gonna find like a map in there like now i gotta go downstairs um another thing i don't think i know i'm not gonna get into it let's just get into this tape it's a good fucking tape it's a good fucking tape and i want i want to stay it's a fucking cassette tape I want to get into it it's a C40 I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm fucking boring you again show me the money

every once in a while I think we need to talk about the tapes though if that's okay please go on and on and tell me what you don't like about it the listeners are dying to know shimmy facet work shut up traje tape on blue and x-ray The listeners are dying to know. Shimmy Fazilowork. Shut up! Traje tape on blue and x-ray.

Here we go. Cut. Thank you. I'm going to take a short break. The train is now moving towards the station. I'm going to go ahead and get some water. Thank you. so so so so I don't know. Thank you. I'm sorry. The End okay however you say it that could be a good catchphrase thank you very much you should start doing that that's pretty good thank you very much why would you say it why would anytime like you know say the lemon thing i'm thinking like you just walk into a room i don't really squeeze my lemons. Thank you very much. Alright. We're ready to come back. What's Dave looking at?

He likes something too. Something he's looking at. What was back there, Dave? What got your attention? Looking for an idea. I think he found one. You were smiling pretty big. Alright, that was your turn, right? So now it's my turn, right? Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

I didn't know we were recording right now. Oh, you didn't know we were back? Thank you very much. No, my thing was a... What was my thing? It was... Oh, yeah. It was probably really funny.

Oh, yeah, I used to do that, too, when I was a kid. And everyone's like, yeah! That's a good burn. That's my good burns. Good burns. All right, what do you got? It's my turn, right? You just played that tape?

I did. Yeah, I used to like cartoons. Then I grew up. When I was a kid. Thank you very much. I'm going to play this tape. By the Mothership Collective. Okay.

Presents Ghetto Galactic. When pigs fly a space town. Let's see. On bonding tapes. On bonding, yes. Let me see that tape. I know a little bit about this. I'm going to play a track on the A side.

I've never noticed until now it's got a little stamp of an A and a B on the sides. That's nice. On where? On the shell? Yeah, on the shell. You guys want to start a Bastard Noise cover band called Bastard Noids? We cover Bastard Noise tracks dressed like the Noids. Is that the idea you saw back there? Is that the idea you saw?

Where is that? Where is that? Move something around is that move something around yes i want to do that dave and the guy the guy that does hair of quid his ears go up when he screams i thought the noise just had one thing or is that a snork that's a snork the noise had to yeah uh the mothership collective luke cage jay swift big bricks That's a snork The Noid had two The Mothership Collective Luke Cage, Jay Swift, Big Bricks The Korean Town Oddity, Ash Hudson DJ UG and Big Docs With special guest passengers

We should have special guest passengers on our show On our train show Every once in a while George Foreman gets on George Foreman He's got the girl on his lap He's going to a meeting yeah he's going to pitch the new pitch new ideas see oh hold on that's how they you introduce the product to the world through our show through the show i

got the name of the show what metro metro that's good that's good uh season two los angeles lar jane henry willis what was that it's a drama that year oh getting serious it changes genres Metro season 2 Los Angeles Laura Jane Henry Willis what was that it's a drama that year oh getting serious it changes genres Cornrow and Dookie Bray

and George Clinton George Clinton oh it says that on there yeah previously on Metro so I think most of the tracks are produced by Luke Cage okay

Luke's gonna jump in here somewhere let me see it uh let me see it again let me see the tape the cover sure sure why not don't mind if i do now should we start the show should it be like a show uh no never mind that was a bad idea i'm not gonna say it i think i can't remember what i had this uh i can't beat that bastard noid what i had this cute i think it's the track Full Pool. Full Pool? Featuring Triple Seven.

I think that's what I had it queued up to. All right. So, Dave, take us out. Bonding tapes. We're not out because we're still in. Take us out. That's at the end. Joe, it's so weird that you're facing that way.

I like it better, actually. Why are you... Did you and Dave get into some kind of... I'm mad at Dave. Yo, Dave. Take this think we should resolve this right now Bonding tapes Mike I think you should face that wall I'll face this wall

Joe you face the door Actually there's no need to turn the lights off Actually this is This is better on my back actually Yeah I'm more comfortable this way I'm way more comfortable this way Plus I'm not getting distracted by your guys' faces. I'm just looking at the Lord.

Who is it? Is it Terry Gross? She does the interviews, like, not in person, so she doesn't look at the person's face. Oh, for real? Picture a wall, like, right behind me. No one's ever in studio? I don't think anyone... If they are in studio, they're facing away from each other like this.

I'm pretty sure that's true. That's weird. She doesn't, because she doesn't want to react to like, we're like maybe, anything that like, Body language. Yeah, anything that like the listener couldn't like relate to.

It's like how we do it. Oh, all right. Like old fashioned radio. Like right now when we said, we're all looking away from each other right now. Just trust me, folks. Wink. Ding.

No, we really are actually. Dave's still doing it i just turned around dave's really close picture wall like at my back that's what it's like that's the room that you sit in when you do an interview for npr it's that big and there's just a picture of jesus right yeah i don't know if you're looking at that picture of jesus uh our lord and savior is good for you all right right. The Mothership Collective presents Ghetto Galactic on Bonding Tapes. Here we go. Dave, you're going to have to turn around.

There you go. Are you producing your own record? I'm a baby producer. So what day? Are you, uh, what are you doing? Them young ghetto shotas Got handguns and choppers After they hit your ass up Ain't no need for no doctors That final call

Put your back up on that wall Put your head up And use it for a fucking soccer ball The killers, they don't give a fuck They eat your ass up Only objective is control Let's back that cash up Ain't no difference from the gangsters in the streets.

And the dirty politicians. Everybody gotta eat, nigga. Territory control. Control some blocks in every town. Niggas trying to set up shops. Like a franchise, workers gotta get paid. But when we fire your ass, you laying in your grave. You hear them sounds, boy?

That's the bullshit. Dancing. You hear them sounds, boy? That's the bullshit. What's up, man? Dumping to leave you slumped in. Killers to leave you funky. Ten niggas up in the den Girl hump it

Like she gettin' in the set A whole day of sex Make that bitch give a hand to the fucking check They cut her neck with no respect And no regrets Young cadets Smoke twenty niggas like cigarettes Spit your chest

Shit is real On the field, that's how real it gets One shot, one kill, drilled, I like the rest One shot, one kill, drilled, I like the rest One shot, one kill, drilled, I like the rest One shot, one kill, drilled, I like the rest One shot, one kill, drilled, I like rest. One shot, one shot, one kill, drill down like the rest. One shot, one shot, one shot.

You do something this government doesn't want. They'll plant dope on you. They'll find something in your hotel room. They'll plant dope. Disappear and no one will know where you are. You'll just. They'll plant dope. They'll plant dope.

Know where you are. Disappear and no one will know where you are. And nobody wants to talk about it. Joe! Damn. Damn. Damn. Game Game Show Game

Game Show Game Game Show Game Game Show Damn. Damn. Damn.

Damn. Damn. Show them that we can do this. Show them that we can do this. Show them that we can do this. Show them that we can do this. Disappear and no one will know where you are. Disappear and no one will know where you are disappear and no one will Outro Music I'll see you next time. There it is. Where's that joke sound? Show me the money. Joke! I kept hearing that.

That one part. Joke! Yeah, that tape's really good. The Mothership Collective. You said we got another one one time? Presents Ghetto Galactic. Yeah, that's like a follow-up. Nice.

It's on the shelf there if you want to figure out about it. If you want to figure out about it. All right, Dave, what do you got? What do you got, Dave? Dave, you're staring right at it. Is he still staring that way? It's bothering me now. I'm going to play this tape. I don't like that he's doing it. Turn around, Dave. No, I like it, Dave. Is he still staring that way? It's bothering me now. I'm going to play this tape.

I don't like that he's doing it. Turn around, Dave. No, I like it even more. Rainbow lorikeet. What is it? Rainbow lorikeet. Rainbow. When I was a kid, I had a rainbow lorikeet as a pet.

Oh, yeah? What kind of animal do you think that is? Like a, what was the thing, a snork? It's a fish. It's a plastic hamster. Did you really have this fish? No, I had a turtle. You know that.

Did you really have a turtle? Yeah, Charlie. What do you feed those things? The turtle pellets. And then crickets. Turtle, they eat crickets? I didn't know that. If we find them in the house or whatever, we just throw it in there.

But one time. Like a live cricket? Yeah, like a live cricket. How long does it take it, does it have to wait for it to die no it just eats it right away the turtle does yeah the turtle does how does the turtle turtle my not turtle enough for the turtle club how how with his mouth what okay with his mouth yeah i was gonna say what hole does he put it in you're saying with his mouth that's the answer okay fair enough one time we put a couple fish in there i don't know where we got the fish they were like little tiny fish and he ate one right away so not like a shark not like a shark he ate one right away but then let the other two live with him for years

until eventually he ate them hold on and then he ate them yeah years later years it might not have been years it was a long time so he was, they're not getting any bigger. Like, I changed the water in the tank periodically, and there's still those fish were still alive. Wait, how much water is in the tank? You know. Because I imagine there's not enough water in a turtle tank for fish to survive. Yeah, four or five inches of water. Don't fish need more than that? But the tank's like this big.

And that's enough water? Yeah. What kind of fish you got? So, I got exhaust. These are little tiny little goldfish things. I only get the best. I go down to Morton HD's fish supply. I have one more question about the turtle.

So, if you put a... I gave him to the new school. Okay. If you put the cricket in there, like how long does it take it to catch the cricket? Right away. Because the cricket's just in the water like... Oh, you put it in the water next to him? Oh, you put it in the water.

Okay, so it's like flapping around. It's like a wet noodle in there. It's like a wet noodle. Okay, yeah. You ever feed him wet noodles? No, he doesn't like them. So you did. Julian blew weed smoke into his thing one time. Oh, you can't do that to an animal. I have no idea that turtles ate live fish.

I didn't know that's what they ate. I thought they ate grass or something. I don't know why. No, I'm with you. I'm with you. They eat grass, yeah. They eat live fish? They eat whatever comes in,

like little bugs, fish, whatever. Whatever you give it? Yeah. I'm learning a lot about turtles today. You know, you're a turtle in the wild and there's a little... Turtle, turtle, turtle. Skimming on the surface. You turtle

swims up there and eats that motherfucker. My hermit crab ate fruit. Oh, really? And vegetables, which I thought was kind of weird. Only kiwis. Yeah, it's real picky. It talks like that, too. Only kiwis, Dave. No strawberries for me. Did you get them at the beach? Only kiwis.

Probably, yeah. Nice. That's the only place they can get them. Yeah, they don't sell them around here. Only at the beach. No. Only at the beach? Only Kiwis. Probably, yeah. Nice. That's the only place they can get them. Yeah. They don't sell them around here. Only at the beach. No. Only at the beach. What do you got, Dave?

What tape do you want to play? It's hard to ship them. You'll put them in dry ice. Rainbow. We're going to play Rainbow Lorikeet. Oh, yeah. Remember? Remember?

You have a fish. Rainbow Lorikeet. No, you don't have a turtle. No, you had a turtle, Mike. And then you schooled me on turtles. I've learned a lot about turtles in this segment. Joe's Turtle Corner. Speaking of those fish, this tape came out on Seagrave.

Good segue. Good segue. That was too funny. I'm glad we set that whole segue up. The label's called Seagrave? Speaking of those fish, the tape's called Tailbiting. You're a nasty wizard, Dave. You set this whole thing up.

And so we're going to play a couple tracks off the A-side. Speaking of that, speaking of those fish, first track's called Head Pressure. First track's called what? Head Pressure. What does Head called what? Head Pressure. What does Head Pressure have to do with fish?

We were talking about fish. Speaking of that turtle. You mean Charlie. Last track on this tape's called Water Palace. I like this guy. Yeah, I like this character. Show me the money, Dave. Show me the money.

Those fish got in that tank and they wanted to do a track three. Show me the money. Those fish got in that tank and they wanted to do a track three on this tape. Escapology. Those fish got in those tank and they pulled a track two on the B side of this tape. Nervosa. Dave, you're making me nervous. There we go. You get it? They were nervosa to

be in the tank. Dave, you're making me nervous. There we go. You get it? They were nervous to be in the tank. Dave, you are too upset. Hand me the tank. Dave, just relax. Seriously. So what tape is this? Ah! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Rainbow Lorky Rainbow Lorkeet. That was fucking tight, man.

Like that turtle tank. I'm looking for information on this project on the Seagrave Records site under artists, but Jesus Christ, they don't have so many artists. Josh Melrod, he just came up. When did he put out on Seagrave? Oh, you know what? I think I have that.

Yeah, what is it? You can scroll through to the right, but there's no... Joe B., those are some crazy socks, man. You've never seen those ones? That's how Joe B. expresses himself, through crazy socks. Know that, Mike? They're toy machine socks.

What's on them? An eyeball and a mouth. Too scary. I like just give me a single color. Oh, I went right by it. Fuck. Come on, man. Rimmel Archeate.

Niccolo Toscari. Niccolo Toscari. From Northern Italy. It's a me, a Mario. Oh, he's got something on a dice. How do you say that? Who cares? I'm past the point of saying things right now.

Oh, the thing I wanted to say was this. I'm past the point of saying things right now. Don't get bit by your crap. I like the, it's got a red shell here with a red sticker on it. Yeah, it looks nice. It looks fucking tight, right? It looks cool. Yeah, it looks really cool.

And the artwork is fucking tight. This is a... This looks like a tight label, too. I don't think I know much about this. Yeah, it is cool. Yeah, man. I don't think I know too much about this label. Roadside Picnic coming up here.

Maybe another time you could do some research. Could you get... Come on, Jerry. Don't you want to be cool? I can get that one. My turn? Yeah. I think there should be on our show about the train. Metro, is that what it's called?

Metro, yeah. I feel like there should be a part where there's a flash mob on there. And it annoys all the regulars. You know how flash mobs show up on trains? They all start singing. Oh, okay. I feel like that should happen. All the regulars should be like,

oh, God, they do this every year. What if it's about... I want the intro, the beginning music, to be kind of serious, a la Law & Order or something. And just scenes of them smoking cigarettes out front of the train. Okay. And working on it

and just punching the tickets. Yeah. What if it's... You got it, Joe. Play it on your thing. I don't want to queue it all up. Oh, come on. Dave's going to say something while you queue it up.

What do you got to say, Dave? What if it's a show about train cops called Metro and it's filmed like cops? All right. Well, we can just film it on GoPro cams. You want to do that? You just want to put GoPro cams on us and go to the train and take the train somewhere? They walk into a train car.

No, that was it. Some really fat white guy sitting in his chair like watching static on the television. Metro. That's not really what I had in mind. Are you surprised that the cops are there? Coppers? Okay, I'm going to play a tape. I don't know what any of that was. We probably cut all that

out, right? Yeah. That can all land up on the cutting room floor. Dave, your cutting room floor must be littered with bad material. Let's get it. I'm going to play a tape here by... I love the name of this project. I love the name of the here by I love the name of this project I love the name of the project and I love the name of the tape make me laugh

the project is called church shuttle which I think is really good and the tape is called zone 6 chiller it's on a label called irrational tentant which I believe is out of Detroit I'm almost positive there's a inside there's just a zip code 48210 which I believe is out of Detroit. I'm almost positive.

Inside there's just a zip code 48210 and that is the zip code of Detroit, Michigan. So, I'm going to say that they're from Detroit. This came out with tapes by Memorial Day and who was the other project?

They put out three tapes. Oh, The New Me. Which also, the New Me tape I was listening to today is pretty fucking tapes. Oh, The New Me, which also both those, The New Me tape I was listening to today is pretty fucking tight. It is The New Me. The New Me. Who's The New Me? You're looking at The New Me.

That's The New You? This is The New Me. This is The New You right now? Right now. What's different than The Old You? Are you serious? Yeah. You didn't notice?

I didn't notice. What is it? Excuse me. What is it? Excuse me. What is it? Why are you doing that? That's the new me. This is what I do now. He holds the mic like that.

So even when we're outside of this room, you're always holding a microphone? That's the new me. You're like Bob Dole with a pencil, but you have a mic like this? I like the new you, Dave. I like the new you, Dave. I like the old you, too, man. I like it all. I love old you, too. Can't man I like it all I love old you too

Can't get enough of it Joshua Tree It's a good album The Tree 2 is good The Joshua Tree I've seen that Church Shuttle Zone 6 Chiller

I don't know too much about this label I don't think they've ever sent us anything I don't think I've ever been made aware of them I haven't bought anything They have a bunch of stuff out This is a release of theirs Jesus Christ Why is it that I'm not allowed to talk about tapes anymore

This is a release of theirs That's why That's why you're not allowed Let me... This is a cassette that they did. A release and... I was looking for the release number. Alright, and I couldn't find it on the fly.

You're not good on the fly. You're better if you prep it. This is catalog number 32. So even if I got it, you'd make fun of me? Maybe. Depends on how you said it. Talk about a Catch-69 I'm in right now.

Came out either April or March of last year. That's how you sound. Well, then let's not even talk about it. What do you guys think about the new Boba Fett movie the what this is time for rumor that's not confirmed church shuttle zone six Oh, C-47. Oh, come on. I'm going to go ahead and get the camera. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. so Thank you. so so Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Thank you. Segment, that's the song. Bad boys, bad boys. Not good guys, not good guys. What are you going to think? Not good guys. Church shuttle. Police officers. Police officers Police officers

From zone 6 Coming to get you out of the house Police officers Police officers Chasing a man in a blouse Don't be afraid to give yourself a little bit of fat there Dave Alright don't be shy Please come down

That ends like that Is that fair, Dave? All right, don't be shy. Please come down. That ends like that. All right, Joe, what do you got? Oh, it's my turn, huh? I think we should be workshopping our TV show. All right, I'm going to play this tape. LZU, right? L-Z-U.

I'm going to play this tape. I think it's just L-Z-U. L-Z-U? They're all capital, right? Yeah, it's just LZU They're all capital right? Yeah it's just LZU Why would you ever try to say that? Lizard Zoo University I went there I believe I wanted to play the B side

What did I want to play Dave? Lizard Zoo And you went there? Yeah Why did you go there? I wanted to start a lizard zoo That's where you gotta learn how to do it. A zoo with just lizards?

There's all kinds. Are anyone else's bones really tight? I always have tight bones. I inherited them from my mom. My mom. My mom. Who was your... Some of your professors at lzu mine are swollen mostly my professors yeah what's from spider-man dr connor right that's the lizard

he was one of peter parker's professors lzu he just wanted to grow his arm back. Hi-you tapes? Hi-you, hi-you. What's this? What do you determine this guy's from France? We are from France. I wish we had that on the soundboard. You should have had the foresight to put that on there. We are from France.

No, we come from France. Remove the decal. I think, were you trying to get a little wrong we are from france is that code heads i live code we live in france i live in paris oh you know what what which is so weird i remember earlier when i was reading it and i said no i'm gonna say no i don't remember i said no it actually they're from brazil and I said, I'm going to say no. I don't remember. They're from Brazil and I said they speak Portuguese in Brazil because it's not French. They're not from France. So finally. LZU

is from Brazil. I was really excited about that. You guys are just like. This is Brazilian. Collage artwork here. This lady's not really sitting on the. Dave, I'm going to give you a little bit of a Collage artwork here. This lady's not really sitting on the clouds. Dave, I'm going to give you a little bit of a lesson in art here.

This lady on the cover's not really sitting in the clouds. Oh, this lady will put out that Agital tape, too, that I played last time. They cut her out and they put her on a picture of the clouds. He's done a little collage work himself. I've never been known to cut and paste. Yeah, we had a problem with that tape, right? I did some cut and paste myself and myself and myself and myself. We had a problem? I like that tape.

No, like the J card was like perforated on the folds. Oh, I don't remember. Now this one's not perforated, but they left the dotted lines from the template. Or is that part of the design? I think that's part of the design. You don't get it. You don't get art. I don't get art. Well, I knew what they did with the cover, how that wasn't a you didn't know i knew it was a collage so give me some credit

you're very cultured man you have refined tastes only the best for me let's get into this beating what what side you want i don't remember lzu i thought it was the b side but we'll check it if that's not it we, we'll flip it. You know what? Here we go. Yeah, we'll just... Yeah, we can do that post-production. We can do that. We can do that. Let's get into this. L-Z-U.

Abstractos de Volche. Or something. I don't really know what that says. On how you... They speak Portuguese in France. In Brazil. Thank you. so Thank you. Bye. I love you. um Thank you. so so so Thank you. so LZU. LZU.

I got my master's at LZU. You should get your monsters there your monster my monster degree at what was it lizard zoo that was tight man i can't keep up with genres what genre is that i don't know bedroom hip-hop no i bet it's got a more like i bet there's a boom i don't know yeah i bet there's got a more like i bet there's a boom i don't know yeah i bet there's like a really specific name yeah there's too many there's just we pop and we i wish it was pop and weep no one said there's a pop and weep tape a little upset about that that was tight though that's like dreamcast that's like the genre had a dreamcast Oh yeah? Was that the one with the caveman game? Or was that TurboGrafx?

Yeah, that's TurboGrafx-16 Oh yeah You gave me like a dickhead to correct me on that Dave I was in the middle of your line No, you're a million miles away That's like the difference between Sega CD And the first Playstation Mike Dave, just relax

Sorry I'm not a GameCube, Dave. Jesus Christ. I used to play video games when I was a kid. Your turn, Dave. Let's do it. That bean snack tape. Oh, you brought that bean snack tape? I got that bean snack tape, but I'm not playing it.

Alright. Next time. I like the name of that tape. No, I left it here by accident last time. I haven't even had a chance to hear it yet. By accident? You sure you didn't do it on purpose? I did it on purpose. Walking away going, I'm going to leave it.

I want to play this William Summon tape that came out on House of Malden. House of Malden. Hasso Malden. Wow, that was epic. Listen to that. You're crazy. A new William Selman, right? They put out like two or three William Selman tapes, right?

Yeah, they put out. Who is this William Selman character? He's the Firefox guy. Well, why not just go by Bill Selman? The Firefox guy? Bill Selman's his name. Oh, yeah. Did we talk about this? Yeah, I can't go by Bill Selman? The Firefox guy? Bill Selman. Oh, yeah. Did we talk about this?

Yeah, I can't remember. What was it? He created tabs, right? Right. He did internet tabs. He was like, one day at a meeting, they were like, listen, everybody. We're getting crushed out there. Firefox is getting crushed out there.

No one uses this browser. And they're all coming up with ideas, and he just just like sat there real quiet went bookmarks what what's all men a book marks and then walked out and that's how bookmarked from it hmm please clap that one to go rest in peace is he dead oh yeah all right what's this tape what's this tape it's uh william selman yeah Alright well what's this tape? What's this tape? It's on William Selman William Selman No what's it called?

Picture of the climates The picture Can you do that? What makes you think? Can you take a picture of all the climates? No thanks Al Gore Yeah no thanks Yeah the inconvenient truth is

I don't want to hear it about anymore Gore Is it too late to get a bumper sticker That says I don't want to hear about any more gore Is it too late to get a bumper sticker That says I don't want to hear any more gore At 11.54 Yeah I think it's too late Not on the internet these days You can get anything you want More like global snoring

I would have took boring too Try that More like global boring. Yeah, I like that. I used to believe in global warming when I was a kid. Then I grew up. Thank you very much.

Alright, here, Mike. Play this. Tell me about something about it. Tell me about the art. Tell me about something. There's colors. Okay, good enough. That's enough. That's all I need to know. Did Hasu Mountain just put out a new batch recently? Probably. They just put out like two new tapes.

They're always putting out. Yeah. They're doing all kinds of stuff. They are just getting. They're just getting on. They do so much stuff. They just do so much all the time. I feel like every time you turn around, there's another one.

There's just, you can't keep up with them. No, you can't. There's just so much going on with that label. You know what I'm talking about, Joe? The Windy City and Rahm Emanuel. And there's fucking Obama. Oh my God! Alright, well, let's get into this, uh, what's this, House of Mad Men? It's a fucking cassette tape!

You're crazy! Who is it? What is it? What is the fucking cassette tape. You're crazy. Who is it? What is the fucking cassette tape? Are you serious? What is that? Play it again. It's a fucking cassette tape. Come on, Dave.

Do it again. It's a fucking cassette tape. No, do it at the right speed. He's got to get it. It's a fucking cassette tape. Why are you doing it slow? It's a fucking cassette tape. No, do it at the right speed. He's got to get it. It's a fucking cassette tape. Why are you doing it slow? It's a fucking cassette tape. I'm goofing on you.

I know it now. All right, William. No, you don't. William Selman. Picture of the climate. It's a fucking cassette tape. On Hasu Mountain. Is it bubbles?

Yeah, it's bubbles. That did a good bubble, didn't it bubbles? yeah it's bubbles that did a good bubble didn't it it was pretty good bubbles Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. hot fire Hot fire. William Selman. Remember that bit I did about bookmarks earlier? That's really good. It's pretty funny.

Everybody laughed. That was good, man. That was really good. That was really good. You did a good job. I used to play music like that too when I was a kid. I used to play music like that when I was a kid. I do it wrong. All right.

My turn? His turn? Yeah. I'm going to play this tape that just showed up the other day. I rather enjoyed it. Indek. Indek. Is that how you say that?

I-N-D-E-K? Indek? I guess. You make up a word, you can say it however you want. This is Jeremy Bible, who runs Xperia Media. This is his project. Came out on a label called DreamDisc in an edition of 50. That's weird.

Late last year. What's weird? DreamDisc. Why is that weird? Because it's on a tape. It's not a disc. Oh, it's not a disc. Or maybe they're not making a...

You must be dreaming. Maybe it's not about discs. Maybe it's about like a dream disc. Like you have a dream about a mysterious disc. Wouldn't that be a disc dream? Well, no. The disc in the dream. That's not a disc dream.

I feel like a dream disc is like in the future, no one can dream anymore. You have to put one on before you go to bed. And they smuggle them in. I got you a dream disc is like in the future no one can dream anymore. You have to put one on before you go to bed. And they smuggle them in. I got you a dream disc. It's a real good one. And people have their bootleg dreams. Except you're naked. No, it's the future. It's the future.

It's like 2075. Dreams have been outlawed. You keep dialing the wrong number. Dreams have been outlawed. you're not allowed to dream anymore no matter how slow you push the button but a group i hate that dream you get that too or if you keep pushing the wrong number over and over again um it's the future dreams have been outlawed you're not allowed to dream dreams are illegal dreams are illegal it's illegal dream yeah so there but there are people uh-huh the dream police no they're not police a crew i'm a cop that makes you fool that makes discs with

dreams on them and they distribute them to people and you like put the disc like in the slot what means in this through the slot in your head yeah through the slot in your little it's a little yeah yeah tiny well it doesn't go in like a disc like in slot in your head It's a little Yeah Tiny Well it doesn't go in like a disc Like in a car It like It's flat against You have to shoot it

With a gun In your own head And You can dream But there's like But the dreams are really like Like you said Normal dreams

It's like You know you go to like The library Yeah you're at the library But like you're naked And everybody's there And it's like It's not crazy dreams,

but they're all futuristic, Tron-type people. Like, I got another one. I had to go through a lot to get this made. And it's somebody who, like, the phone's ringing. I can't find my phone. And that's the bit. That's the bit. Sounds like a good movie.

And that's the bit. Okay, well, Indec, this tape, does it have a name? Ghost Archive is the name of this dream just from... Keep trying to run and I just can't. I feel like me and you have the same dream. I'm going to ask you a question right now and I want you to be perfectly honest

with me. Did you ever have a dream that... Sometimes I'm running in my dream and then I go down on all fours. Did you ever have a dream... You ever have that one? I used to have this one all the time. All fours? That's crazy. I used to have this all the time when I was a kid. Where my parents would leave and leave, there'd be two people, Did you ever have a dream? You ever have that one? I used to have this one all the time. All fours? That's crazy. I used to have this all the time when I was a kid. All right. Give it to me.

Where my parents would leave and leave, there'd be two people, like a man and a woman who would say to babysit, we didn't know them, they would say to babysit us. And when my parents left, they would- They would- What? What? You go. You go.

No, I'm being serious. Oh my. They would dress up like cats and walk around going, meow. I know know me too no you're fucking with me I had this dream so much it horrified me they'd walk around I think that means your parents don't love you

well at least my parents didn't give me up at birth fuck Indec ghost archive on Dreamdesk that was a low blow Joe I apologize I take it back I used to make jokes like that when That was a low blow Joe. I apologize. I take it back. I used to make jokes like that when I was a kid.

I used to make jokes like that when I grew up. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. I don't know. I'm so in debt who are you in deck to urbana oh yeah how much a couple bucks just that'd be good if you like hated obama and it was like why it's because i own4. He won't shut up about it. He's like some old like he loaned him $4 years ago. Or he loaned you $4 years ago. Indec.

Golden. No, no, no. Look at the wrong thing. Ghost Archive on DreamDisc. I believe that one's still available. The DreamDisc. Do you have the power? Alright, my turn

Do you have the power? The Dream Disc I'm gonna play this tape that we got from Crash Symbols Too scary Crash Symbols presents Geyer's Connection Is that how you say that? Geyer's Connection

Geyer's Connection This, oh, this I'll tell you. I'll say it. New one. Brand new one. Yeah. This is fucking sick. It is really sick.

So, you know, this may be bullshit, but I don't think it is bullshit. I think it's real. That these... Guys, I think it was real, too. When I was a kid. Then I grew up. These are two Swiss guys, and this was recorded... Like the cheese?

You know, they're really religious over there I hear they're real holy Between 82 and 84 And they were only like 14, 15, 16 years old Hmm And where are they from? Switzerland Okay so what's that in our age?

That's like 20 They're like elves so they live forever Let me ask you a question Is that even true for elves? It's either they live a long time Or they live forever I mean Whether or not

Whether or not these people Are elves on this table Geier's Connection Are elves Yeah It's both ways Elves live a long time Either a long time

Or in some stuff They live forever How old is Yoda? How old is Yoda? Well for 900 years He's been teaching Jedi. I thought it was 800 years he trained Jedi. 800 years.

69. We didn't even say that number, David. Dave, I find this highly irregular. Dave, you make me nervous. The gentleman is out of order. The gentleman will yield his time. I don't like political humor, Mike. Is that a Congress joke?

Good Congress joke. That was a pretty good Congress joke. I got a whole dream desk coming out of Congress jokes. Good filibuster joke. You want to hear mine? You want to hear mine? Yeah, I do.

All in favor? I'll allow it. Gerrymandering your honor so play this tape your honor i would like to filibuster it's a fucking cassette tape these guys are all giggles. I'm going to play the tape. I like that one. That was good.

Play the tape. Play the tape. I think it's real, though. I think they really are from the 80s. It's a movie about the new congressman. He's like the rookie. He just can't keep it. He can't get it together.

He used to be a small sale lawyer i can't get this train back on the tracks he's constantly like i'm at the wheel and i'm trying real hard but you guys keep yanking it from side to side no why would the train have a wheel though that's the thing joe it went yeah why is there a conductor i'm trying to put coal in it though and you guys keep smacking it out of the way it's that kind of train huh yeah what the hell does a train conductor do fast and slow it seemed pretty easy yeah it does seem pretty easy you go on the tracks right you just gotta keep them on the tracks yeah it's gonna keep on the

tracks i could do that How hard is it? Actually I don't understand trains like how they make it Well I know how they work Dave No you don't how do they work How do they not hit each other more often We told you they're constantly hitting each other Not constantly Not all the time it happens but not like

You would think it happened more often Train accident every five minutes in this country You'd think a whole sports team would just be wiped out. Now you're doing Seinfeld. Yeah, is that from Seinfeld? I know where this is going. Oh, and we laughed. So the train in our show that we

have has a wheel. And the guy's got to keep it on the tracks. It's real hard. Two other goofy guys that he works with are always getting him off the rails. It's like a pirate ship wheel goofy guys that he works with Are always Getting him off the rails It's like a pirate ship wheel And he spins it all the way around a bunch

Because it's like real There's not a lot of response to it So you gotta turn like 8 times Just to go a little bit There's the one episode where they're driving through the storm. There's like windshield wipers on the train. You guys are crazy, man.

You're crazy. Alright, what are we playing? It's after midnight. Let's play this tape. Geyer's Connection. Celtic on Crash Symbols. Which I think they're reissuing from what's it called? Medical Records.

Okay, in addition of 100, correct? Yeah. I like the look of this. What is that? A computer chip on the front there? A PCB? What is that? A 62643?

I got one of those. Well, I like this. I used to make those circuits when I was a kid. Then I grew up. Alright, let's get into this Geyer's Connection. Damn, this looks nice. Who designed this? Let me look.

It is cool. Tyler Jacobson and Liz Pavlovich. Alright. Geyer's connection. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah. And they have to keep the train above 50 miles an hour Otherwise it blows up

Do you think we can get the rights to Crazy Train To use as the theme song? Yeah The show should be called Crazy Train That's a different show That's a, okay Are we back? We've been back

I like Crazy Train better Crazy Train? Yeah, it should be called Crazy been back. I like Crazy Train better. Crazy Train? Yeah, it should be called Crazy Train. Let's go with Crazy Train. Are you cool with that? Can it be a K instead of a C? You never see the train from the outside.

No, I think you only see it from the outside. The cameras are from the windows on the outside? You hear people talking? You see people's lips moving, but you don't know what they're saying. You only hear the studio audience. Sounds like something from France. But the outside. You see people's lips move, but you don't know what they're saying. You only hear the studio audience. Sounds like something from France. But the studio audience can hear them. They're laughing and stuff like that. Every once in a while, like, aww.

That's all you get. They only do cry tracks. Cry tracks? They're constantly crying? Film me for several toddlers. Alright, Dave. What dolers. All right, Dave. What do you got? Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit. Banana oil. Dave, just relax. Oh, man. Not again. Don't you start. I'm going to play this tape by Nick Keeling. Who?

Nick Keeling. This dude, I don't know. Who is this? Never heard. Some dude from Cleveland? Ohio? Or dude, I don't know. Who is this? Never heard. Some dude from Cleveland? Ohio? Or no, uh, not Cleveland. Cincinnati. Ohio? No, Cincinnati, uh...

Bengals. Yeah, exactly. Cincinnati. It's not in a question, though, when you do it. It's not like, Ohio? It's Ohio? Yeah, like, I'm really... I thought you meant, like, the Bengals. The Bengal Tigers? The...

The band. No, I was going to say the... We are the Bengals. There should be... What I'm trying to get at is there should be a football team where their mascot is a question. So it's like, Eagles? It's got a question mark at the end. So hand me this tape, Dave.

What do you got here? You said Nick Keeling Is this a person's name The city Of Seven Hills The city Now For a city

Is that a lot or a little Seven Hills is a city Depending on their municipality Do they call it the city Seven Hills Because that's surprisingly low Or do they call it the city Seven Hills Because it's like We got Seven Hills here

That's a lot more than a lot It's a lot more than a lot. It's a lot? So normally a city has like one hill? A lot or a little. Hand me the tape tape. I'm too tired for this shit. Yeah.

Hand me this. You said this is a self-release tape? Yes. Oh, this is fucking nice, man. Yeah. What's that? What's that? Cardstock? Cardstock O-card.

It's a chipboard? It's not chipboard. It's a little thinner chipboard, but it's got the same color and texture to it. I like that. Yeah, like a chipboard brown. Let me chipboard. It's a little thinner chipboard, but it's got the same color and texture to it. I like that. Yeah, like a chipboard brown. Let me feel how thick it is. Is that screen... I can't tell if it's screen printed or just printed on there.

Is it screen printed, Joe B.? Ooh, then what's this paper... I kind of feel like it's just printed on there. Yeah, that's what it looked like. Then they got a really toothy stock for this J card in here. Really nice. I feel like that's screen printed I knew something was screen printed

That is toothy It is very toothy isn't it You mean the toothy broad from Mystic Pizza What is that from Parks and Rec when they were talking about Julia Roberts Oh okay Ron says is that the toothy broad from Mystic Pizza I dropped the other piece of this

This is nice I'm assuming this was a mailbag right Dave Uh huh I don't remember ever seeing this I think I would have grabbed it Before anyone was even here Sounds about right Let's get into this

Nick Keeling The City of Seven Hills Self release tape Go The City of Seven Hills. Self-release tape. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Oh so

so Thank you. I got a gal called Cincinnati Lou. I don't know nothing that she won't do. She can drink more beer than a two-ton truck can haul. She's the belle of the ball Cincinnati Lou Thank you. The End Thank you. I don't know why I'm surprised. What is it? Yes. Oh, I see. Yes. Oh, that's nice, David. David, I just have a question.

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I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy....the city's 14th homicide this year after city workers found a body in Fairmont this morning while pre-treating the roads. He's now been identified as James Campbell.

WLWT News 5's Richard Childs spoke with police... ... Richard Childs spoke with police. I lost my job. Last night I didn't lose it. It lost me. I'm overeducated, underskilled. Maybe it's the way around. I forget.

And I'm obsolete and i'm obsolete i'm not economically viable nick keeling it was at the end was that michael douglas right michael douglas i don't know i thought it was christian slater romancing the Stone. Oh, I love Romancing the Stone. That's from Romancing the Stone. What was the one with... That was from Free Willy. Free Willy. Was there a Free Willy like three?

That's it. Free Willy. It's the DVD commentary that the whale does. The whale. That's the whale talking? Wow, that movie really bummed him out, didn't it? Yeah, well, that's hard. It would be an in captivity.

He had to really get into that mindset of the character Well what was he talking about his job Like as an actor Yeah as an actor To like do these roles And you get to go home at the end of the day So can he A real whale Is the whale out of water recording

Like in the studio Smoking a cigarette. Sunglasses on. Sitting in a dark room. I'd watch a cartoon that's like a 10-part cartoon that's the recording of the audio commentary for Free Willy.

And it's the whale. I'd watch that. That'd be a good improv bit. Yeah, I think it'd be pretty good. That'd be a good improved bit. I think it'd be pretty good That'd be a good improved bit Improved I love improved I love improved comedy I love doing improved

I'm ready to get started now Now I'm in the groove boys Now I'm like I'm in it I'm in the zone Sometimes it takes a little bit It does Let's stick around for a little bit

You wanna hang out for a little bit? And do what? You wanna talk after this? After the tapes are done? I'd rather not It's about the party in here And do what? You want to talk after this? After the tapes are done? I'd rather not. Your pizza! It's about the party in here. Are you ready for me to take this out?

Oh my God! I like when Joe just starts playing. I love it. Feel free to do a few more, Joe. Make me laugh. Go. I got a tape here on a label. It's a fairly new label. This is their second batch, I believe.

The label's called Never Anything. I wrote a little bit about their first batch and the start of the label up on the website about a month or two ago. This is the seventh release by an artist. I like you. Tara Shkova. Tape's called Golden Tom Girl. Came out in an edition of 50.

I love all these tapes. Like, it's a really, the artwork's super simple. What was that? Play that one again. Gotcha. It's gotcha. It's chopped and screwed. You can slow them down too, Dave?

Gotcha. Oh, I thought only. I think he's just figuring that out. I thought only Joe could do that. There's always like a... You know, it's a flood of a color. The whole J card's a color. Like a solid color.

Oh, please don't be the 69 song slow down. What is it? Jurassic Park and there's always just like one little minimal design one little shape on it one little little bing bong and then

some the type the artist and the can't concentrate when he's doing this you done Dave you done being a jokester Dave I'm not going to give you too much I can't concentrate when he's doing this. You done, Dave? You done being a jokester, Dave? I'm not going to give you too much crap because I used to do this kind of stuff, too. Stop getting up on me.

Then I grew up. Joe, you should be going back at him with some, like, we should have a classic sound clip wars while I take this out here. Slow yours down, too, though. No, I'm done. Oh, I like that. Was that the that's what happens when my boner goes a bunch of dust comes off of it

oh episode number he doesn't use it that much episode number 79 i use't use it that much. Episode number 79. I use my boner all the time. 79, it was a good one, boys. That one was good. It sounded really wet. That's actually me after some Indian food. Thanks to duplication.

This is where we'll take our sponsor sponsor after an egg sandwich in the morning after i drink my coffee duplication.ca good job yeah thanks sounds like me after a spicy meal sounds like me on the toilet that's what you were gonna get yeah it was potty humor we were doing that'd be a good comedian it's been it's like just one sample that he just plays over and over and subtle variations Oh, God. All right, episode number 79. Thanks to duplication.ca for sponsoring it.

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