Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #80 | 3.13.16

Episode Date: March 13, 2016

The four year anniversary show! P.H.O.R.K., Styrenhet, Roman Nails, Sean O'Keefe, Trance.biz, Training Montage, Hicksoncompactgroup, False Moniker, Lucid Terror, Hex Horizontal, Sir Baar, Easy of the Valley Blues, Force Publique Congo, Maul, Skin Lies, Myttys, Thunderbird, and Homogenzied Terrestrials.

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me and Joe both me and Joe both and I know I've been twiddling around with this little fella called the wizard of pitch that they make this crazy pitch shifter hand me that over there I think it's over by you

holy shit it's right here it teleports too this little guy it's over by you. Holy shit, it's right here. Look at that. It teleports, too. This little guy, it's pretty sweet. It's got, you know, it's a little, uh... It shifts patches. And it's got a little step switch. You pitch, it shifts and steps. Then it's got this little bender guy.

It gets wacky. Oh, it's like a whammy bar. It's like a whammy bar. And then the little guy from Press Your Luck comes up. You ever watch... You guys ever seen the documentary about the guy... I say documentary. Like, it's like a feature... It's a no whammy bar it was like a game show network exclusive of the guy who

figured out on press your luck the pattern no you never seen that no do you know the game but i haven't seen do you know the game press your luck yeah when it's like no whammies no whammies no whammies in stop and he figured out the pattern and he watched it and he won like, I don't know, what do you win in the 80s? Like $85,000? Not much. That was a lot of money. That was a lot of wealth. Reagan was in the White House. Oh, R.I.P. Nancy Reagan, by the way. She finally

died. I thought she died years ago. So what does this pedal do? Who knows? But Wizard of Image makes some pretty you know, there's a lot of boutique effects pedal companies. Let me take a look at that. There's a shitload of Eurek module manufacturers. But Dwarcraft Devices, you know, fine-tuned, small operation.

They really care about their stuff. They care about the sound. They care about the quality. They care about the look of all these things are are sweet i'd write if i was in the civil war you know the letters safe you know the letters soldiers in the civil war used to write back home to like to like their uh their wife or something of course i do like dear dear marjorie it's been a you know it's real romantic and flowery, and the handwriting's really nice. I'd write a letter like that to my mom about this pedal.

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They have a Soundclown Plus account, so an actual clown comes out with a hammer and that's the scroll thing instead of just a line. No, you just get a Soundclown calculator in the mail. A Soundclown Plus. And you get a calculator?

It's the Plus. It's the calculator. Oh, and then every time you listen to something, it just has a Plus on it. That's all it has. It's not that it just has a Plus. It can only do addition. That's all they could get.

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They just go... They power on cigarettes on their dad's Marlboros. Yeah. They just knock over trash cans in places and stuff. Yeah, man. Check them out on the internet. Dwarfcraft.com. Dwarfcraft Devices. devices. music and magnetic tape worship. Can you believe it's been four years of their dedication

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out. Donate, donate two tabs out. Donate two tabs out. Donate two tabs out. Donate two tabs out. There was a very disturbing story that broke today. That apparently there is a secret tape that the New York Times editorial board is saying that he doesn't believe what he's saying on immigration, that all of his promises to secure the border are not real. And if he's president, he doesn't intend to do what he said. Now that's been reported. The New York Times apparently has this on tape, but it was an off the

record tape. And so the New York Times apparently has this on tape, but it was an off-the-record tape. And so the New York Times has said they will not release the tape unless Donald gives them permission to do so. I call on Donald. Ask the New York Times to release the tape. Go home to mommy. Go home. Bye. Go home to mommy. Go home to mommy. Go home to mommy.

Tell her to tuck you in bed. He's such a nice guy. Nasty little... I'll tell you, nasty people. Oh, politics are fun. I don't like political humor. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 80. 80? And the four-year anniversary episode. What?

Yay! Yay! There it is, a classic. Always gets me going. Cut it off. All right. Wait, can you hear me? Yeah we can all hear you

Oh Jesus Christ No one said it Dave You can't just play whenever you want You got a problem You do have a problem Dave Maybe I'm not talking into the thing There we go Alright cut it

Cut it let's get the introductions underway Alright alright Darling happy anniversary What's this? All right, cut it. Cut it. Let's get the introductions underway. All right. All right. What's this? Oh, you found another one? Good for you. Jimmy, I heard it was your birthday last week. It was last week.

Thanks. There we go. It's our birthday, too. we got the same birthday joe you and tabs out have the same birthday that's what is it was it the same what do you think about that what do i think about i think about all kinds of stuff no you don't there's no way crazy shit all right cut it off sick shit let's i don't want to hear about it. Hey, Dave. So we got... This isn't over until I say it's over! Dave, out the gate is just... We can't even get out the driveway.

He's been doing too much bad boy stuff. That's why he's doing this. All right, let's get into this. Come on, man. Dave. Come on, man. Dave, Joe, and myself. You're crazy.

We're here. But also, back in the house, Ian Franklin. Yep. And Mr. John Pyle. Yeah. John, I don't think you've been here since last year. Last year. Is that true?

No. Have you been here since the three-year anniversary show? Yeah, I was here a couple months ago. I see you're here with a broken foot. Broken, fractured tibia. Fractured tibia. Yeah, you got roughed up by some Trump protesters, I hear. Yeah, I'll take your son.

They sent me home to my mom. Oh, man, it's fucked up. Oh, man, so who wants to start this very uh this is a special one it is who should start such a special thing who should be the perp me you guys i'm glad you said that because i really was going to do you know even though i do a lot around here i gotta say and i'm saying this with all, you know, I don't like to get emotional. Oh, you're gonna get emotional? I don't like to get sentimental and serious. Is it gonna be a big burst of it? You guys, it's true.

You couldn't do this show without me. No way. And you're welcome. I wouldn't do it for anybody else. I want you to know that. This isn't beanbag. You found it, huh? This isn't beanbag. Dave was talking about that one the other day. It's beanbag.

It's beanbag dave was talking about that one the other day it's beanbag and he's beanbag he ended it so he says this is not beanbag this isn't beanbag it's beanbag so he can argue with himself beanbag for your own enjoyment right dave that's why you did that all right let's play some cassettes considering that's what this uh this show is a cassette all right dave the other day mike came to work to get the tapes. Uh-huh. Some tapes I had to give him. And I said, are you going to buy me a fucking tape player? Because I broke my tape player when I was making those tapes. Yeah, what did he say?

He said, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he was looking on his phone, and he was like, here's one on Amazon for $7. No, I was just on Amazon. And I was like, you ever heard of this brand? And it was like. It was Pyle. Yeah, that's what it was, Pyle. I'm like, no was like you ever heard of this brand and it was like it was pile yeah that's what it was pile like no i never heard that he goes oh there's seven bucks no it was you know it's a cheap exactly you're not getting the best of the best golden boy all right i don't have a high issue with me i don't have a what i don't have a high issue

all right let's start let's start this what are you starting with stop ganging up on me i'm gonna start this off with a fork tape p-h-o-r-k fork i like for a tape funky yeah man this is a good tape it's called time is the instrument on a label i never heard of but i really really like the name pastel voids pastel pastel voids i'm probably gonna be going on the internet you got a lot of them dave i got a lot of this information on the internet. You got a lot of them, Dave. I got a lot of this information on the internet, so it's very weird that you said that. Let me pass this around.

How do you trigger your samples? Sample talk. I'm going strict manual tonight, Joe. Come on, man. Take this. I'm a point-and-click sample man. How do you do your samples, Joe? I used to try to memorize the letter, but that obviously never worked.

No, no, no, no. That's a totally wrong approach. Totally wrong approach. You got to go manual point and click, man. I'm telling you. You feel so dexterous. You got to get your dexterity up so you can do manual point and click.

It's the most efficient way to do it. Yeah, it is cool. Who's that guy? The sample guy. Fork, a project by Neil Rinalda, gentleman from LA. I say gentleman, but I was looking on his Discogs page

and I think he's like 12 years old. I'm not going to be going on the internet. 12 year old can be a gentleman. Oh, like if he's like going to like a funeral. Yeah, that's the age that you become a gentleman. They're like, Billy, put on Yeah, that's the age that you become a gentleman. They're like, Billy, put on your gentleman suit. They take it out for the first time.

His dad's like, I really wish it was under better circumstances. Alright, who's got the fork tape? Pass it around. Dave does, but he's too busy clicking samples. I don't think I have it. And then he just looked up. You gotta get your dexterity up. I'm focusing on the zone. I'm focusing on up. You got to get your dexterity up. I'm focusing on the zone.

I'm focusing on the zone. You got to keep your dexterity up. Do your finger stretches twice a day. What are the finger stretches, Dave? Get a four-ounce bag. Six finger stretches. Get a four-ounce bag, lift and thimble. Put it on your finger.

Do 45 finger curls every 45 minutes. 45 for 45. That's how I remember it just in case you need to know. And then you get your finger dexterity up and you do the manual point and click. It's the most efficient way to do it. You needed to come up with a way

to remember it was 45? Yeah. You couldn't just remember that number? Well, no, because you got to remember 45 every 45 minutes. If I just say 45, what does that mean? All Alright, pass me this tape.

What else do pastel voids do? God damn it, I knew you were gonna ask that and I was gonna bring it up and I didn't. What? Why didn't you bring that up? I was going to, I said. Oh. I can do it right now. Jump on me and you're quiet over there. You got that tape in your hands. Dave can go on the internet. Why can't you go on the internet?

What is that from? No, my Wi-Fi... My neighbor's been using up all my bandwidth, so I can't get on the internet why can't you go on the internet why what is that from now my wife i say my neighbor's been using up all my bandwidth so i can't get on the internet my wifi is so slow do you know what that's from dave good day mate void opening dapper dan sunshine and gasoline that's a good name i like that gasoline rainbows nothing i've heard of nothing i heard of dapper dan i like that one well you Rainbows. Nothing I've heard of. Nothing I've heard of. Dapper Dan. I like that one, though.

Well, you don't know everything. How many releases do they have? Ian, let me tell you, I'm scrolling here, and it's just going for days. They got a lot. Really? 36. 36. Yeah.

That's not a number to shake a stick at. Well, I don't know what that means exactly. Take it the way you wish. But let's get into this. We'll play it, Mike. Okay, fork. Taunt. Take it the way you wish. But let's get into this. Well, play it, Mike. Okay, fork. Ta- Cassette tape!

Time is the instrument. All past Elvoids. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And it knows And it knows And it knows And it knows And it knows Thank you. I'm heading home Thank you. Thank you. Fork. Fork. Fork. People's higher order of royal kinship. That's what that stands for.

Hey, fellas, get off Google Maps. Join us here on the tabs out. Jesus Christ. What are we talking about? Fork. People's higher order of royal. That was real time. Yeah, man.

That dude's... Kind of reminded me of Drake a little bit. Drake? Oh, yeah? Yeah. Why is that? What made you think of Drake? I don't know.

It just reminded me of the beat. Kind of reminded me of Drake. Is this guy also in a cell phone commercial? Drake? Drake was in that cell phone commercial. He was? Probably, right? T-Mobile?

What provider do you have for your cell phone? Does it say it on the phone? Like, if you turn on the phone, does it say it somewhere? I don't know. T-Mobile. Oh, you're T-Mobile. I'm definitely T-Mobile. They got all the best deals. Happy anniversary. Fellas, it's just, uh...

Give me some echo, Dave. It's been a four wonderful years with you fellas. And I just gotta say, I bet you loved every minute of it. Sitting in here with me playing tapes. You'll never let me go.

You love me too much to see me walk away. Oh, I'll always be here with you. I'm like a bad rash You ain't never gonna get rid of No matter what kind of cream Or oils you rub on it It'll only get worse

And I love you so What's that talking about again? Alright, let's get serious I think you're talking about Fork Fork's on tapes on NNA, Orange Milk, Opal Tapes, Nominal Loom, Players Press. A lot of fine, fine labels. The big names.

A lot of fine labels. That's another one you can do. You can do the Players Press. The Players Press is a good one. You hang your finger over the edge. I've been practicing that a lot. You hang it over the edge. My finger doesn't bend all the way.

And you do a pull-up with your baby knuckle. That's a player practice? That's a player practice. Yes. All right. That's real good for tactile mouse action. Yeah, you want to get real tactile. Who's going next?

Don't forget to do your middle finger, too. We always go clockwise. Don't forget to do your middle finger, too, for right clicks, too. Yeah, but it's daylight savings time, so it's the same. If we go counterclockwise, it fucks everything up. Okay. Clockwise. All right, Ian, you're up now.

Come on, man. That's the only way I rotate. Let me see. That's a good commercial. Clockwise. That's the only way I rotate. Time X. But who would be the spokesman for that?

Like, what celebrity? Oh, I celebrity oh i do it well you're not a celebrity well not yet you get me in that commercial yeah that's it maintain low tones with me thank you i forgot about that one all right i don't know when you want me to use the other one i couldn't i couldn't even think of a context I don't even know what the other one is. We'll talk about it in a little bit. What do you got, Ian? This is a new one from Vauld.

Label run by Grant Evans. Sounds like a label run by a vampire. It might be vampires. Too scary. This is a good one. This is like... Come on, man. what is it? A labor on my vampire, who's the vampire?

I don't know how to pronounce the name Styren How am I supposed to know this? You're closest Closest to what? Come on man I was always making these jokes It looks like Styren Head to me I don't know what that means close to what? Come on, man. I was always making these jokes. Yeah, it looks like Styron Head to me.

I don't know what that means. I don't know what it means. This isn't beanbag. It's beanbag. I did look up this tape earlier on the Vault site. Why are you doing this argument about the most stupid shit?

It's beanbag. This isn't beanbag. It's beanbag. C-15. Why are you doing this argument about the most stupid shit? Edition of 24. Let me see it. I believe it's sold C-15. What are you doing in the apartment about the most stupid shit? Edition of 24. Let me see it.

I believe it's sold out from source. Dave, just for... I know I've asked you this before, Ian. I know it for a fact. But where do you hear when a new Vault tape comes out? It's all over the place. Where? I'm not seeing it.

Twitter. I see it on the Twitter. Silk Road. Dude, who's tweeting it? Your mom. Come on, man. Gotcha. You know my mom got banned on Twitter.

Here we go. Oh, man. They have a Facebook, too. You know what I like is Adam Sandler music. I don't like his movies. Not his movies. That's what I like is Adam Sandler music. I don't like his movies. Not his movies. That's what I was trying to say. Not his movies. You like his music.

Yeah, just his music. It's not funny either. It's just good music. I don't like the humor in the music. I think it's good music. I like his songwriting. I hate Adam Sandler's movies. It's a great song, Randy. I like his songwriting. I hate Alan Saylor's movies. He's a great songwriter.

I love all his discs. He doesn't get much credit for that. All right, that one put me over the top. So where did you hear about it? Twitter? Somebody sweetened it? Yeah, somebody sweetened it, and they got a Facebook. 140 characters.

Check the Facebooks. I thought it was on it. How could it be going on the internet? But you got to be quick, though. Small batches. Always. Yeah, this one, what did I say? It was 24?

Edition 24? Already sold out? God, the artwork for this is beautiful. It's so simple. It's so basic, but it's clean. It's all black and white with these. And I love how the tapes are these black tapes with the white labels with just a little stamp on them. Good luck if you mix them up, though.

Good luck! G'day, mate! Alright, well, let's get into this. It's never bad! You could literally do that one at any time and it would be good. How do you say all this shit, Ian? I'm going to say it's by Styrenhet

and the name of the tape, I don't know. Hey, Styron Hat. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to try to get out of here. so Thank you. uh Thank you. And we're back. Styron hit on bald. What's the name of this tape? I don't know. Pass it to me. I can't remember it without seeing it.

Whatever, it's all over there. Just move on. Move on. It's being back. John Pyle. John Pyle. Yo. First of all, John Pyle, your label, Beyond the Ruins, how's that been going?

I've been chilling on it, taking it pretty easy with it. Oh, yeah? That's how I like it. That's how Joe does it. Just releasing stuff here and there. Yeah? What have you put? You came here with the tape.

What's that? Yeah, yeah. It's actually sold out for me now. It's the Cathedral Vanity, which is the project of Jared Skeen from Mazerka Editions. I did 100 copies of it. They're all gone for me. 100?

That's a lot, Dave. Is that really scary for you? I noticed this one. You have the poly case in the plastic bag. You're doing that now? Just for this one. You know I don't like it. I know you don't like it.

I'm going to put them up there. I can't get up there. You know how hard it is to get to those tapes for me, John Bile? I know, but I'm tall, so I can reach the top. I can't reach that. I don't have a high-dash shoe. No, Dave

doesn't. He doesn't. There's no problems. Something up there really high? Got it. Want me to change the light bulb it's being bagged all right jump out what are you playing so I'm playing I got this last time I was on I forget which episode it was okay this in the mailbag it's a Roman nails another Australian artist artificial sense on night people hold on I'm would you stop real quick Dave because you're fucking um what's a

phrase for like goofing off being bad cuz you're being a bad boy over there you enjoy being bad boys you didn't hear that he said someone was Australian one stop ganging up on me there it is Jesus Christ one strike Dave four years and you've gotten that's your first strike alright go ahead this made my year end list it's pretty sick very fun

I don't know if it's supposed to be fun but to me it sounds really fun hand it over here I love night people I love fun stuff that's Sean Reed's label i love fun stuff that's sean reed's label right dude who was in like oh i don't know right yeah yeah yeah correct that is correct his artwork i don't know if he does the artwork or someone else does but it's really nice like these oh yeah well that's nice it's beautiful well do you want to get into something yeah yeah let's

let's just get up to the beginning of the a side so let's just play that all the tracks are bangers goddamn night people number 217 that's impressive prolific that's a high number prolific you still with us, Dave? I'm here. Dave did so much bad boy stuff. He's making me nervous. Gotcha. You know, back in the good old days, Dave, we'd carry you out of here on a stretcher. All right.

Roman nails. Artificial scents. It's beanbag. People. Oh, my God! Here we go. Ah! Oh my god! Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. what is it called? Pressure points.

Roman nails. Player presses. Yeah, you do player presses. You pull up on your baby knuckle. Hey, Dave, how does, in this whole world with this character, how does the Roman nails fit into it? Roman, I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm going to do my player presses. I didn't know what the fingernails were. You could get something called Roman Nails by doing some sort of I'm trying to keep my dexterity up. If you do it too much, you get Roman Nails. Yo, that tape, I had a whole other idea of what that tape was going to sound like. Which was going to be good, but that was

a banger, man. That had me literally up on my feet moving around. The other tape I have from that project, I got it based on the cover. I thought it was going to be like This dark, minimal techno thing And then I got it and I was like What the fuck, this is really fun I'm having a good time

This is so good man How many lobsters can you fit in a trash can Exactly That was good man, who's turn is it now, Joe B? Mine That was fast, man. Whose turn is it now? Joe B.? Mine. Alias, the beekeeper. That was fast.

How did you know? I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. What? I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. How difficult was it for you? Above and beyond tonight, Dave. How difficult was it for you to wait on that one? And not just do it right away. It took every ounce of...

Dave had to... I can never wait. I'd do it right away. He had to put one of those, like, like the little plastic buttons over the key. He had to, like, take it off to push it. All right, I'm going to play this tape by Sean O'Keefe. Oh, that was scary for you, huh? Too scary for Dave. What was tape by Sean O'Keefe. That was scary for you, huh?

Too scary for Dave. What was it, the O'Keefe? What's that, Irish? Too scary. Go eat a potato. I know, right? Number one tomorrow. Jeff!

Number one tomorrow? Number one tomorrow. Okay. On Country M. Okay, Country M. Yeah, we played a tape. Was it... Either the artist was called Per...

Called what? Perst. Perst, yep. Perst, yeah. And this is... This, I believe, I was looking at this earlier. Is this Country M's first release? Country M number one?

Yeah, I think so. Hand this over. Who's Sean O'Keefe? I don't know. He's funky, though. I'm probably going to be going on the internet. What? I still don't know what that's from.

Oh, there's somebody. You know, I got a... Actually, I'm Houston, Texas. I got a problem with cassette tapes nowadays. There's too many little pieces of paper in there. Too many things in it. Yeah, I don't want all the things. Oh, yeah, here's something.

It's beanbag. You know... Why is it beanbag? In the past four years, people have been very generous. They've sent us a lot of tapes. A lot of tapes. A lot of tapes. We really appreciate it. We think it's awesome.

It's incredible. Because no one has to send anything. But people send stuff and it's really nice. But don't put pogs and... No, I like it. Wrap cards and stuff. All kinds of little stuff. I hate when you open a package and shit just goes flying everywhere.

I don't know. I disagree. But that's because you're not getting the You're not opening the mail You like it, is what you're saying You know what, from now on When I get here, I want to open something when I get here That's a tall order

Just one, can I pick what Yeah, it doesn't matter what it is Doesn't matter what it is Dave, would you like to do that too? I would love to Okay, any objections? Move to rule? What?

Courts in order. Accept it. Motion to reconsider. Mike's going to stretch that I want to open something so far because it's not going to be a package of tapes. It's just going to be like a snack. No, I'm going to use... And I'm like, what's this?

And he's like, well, you wanted to open something every episode. You said, hold on, hold on, hold on. We'll play this back. back we'll play this back but you said you want to open up something that comes in the mail so if i get like a geico ad yeah yeah you get that all right i'll count it no buddy i'll hook you up it's a pretty little blue tape pretty blue imprinting looks very nice play the a side of that please this is someone who likes potatoes you said okay? Mm-hmm. Okay. Sean O'Keefe from the tape. I got it right here. I got it. Number one tomorrow on Country M.

Here it is. I don't believe it. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. what who burped ew sean o'keefe sean o'keefe sean o'keefe number one tomorrow couple tracks off that that was fucking tight man that's really good that was like the first track was the Nintendo fighting side scroller

right a really fast scene and what was the second track the second track was like you're in the was that the store the store okay tough guy

need something to help you out there need supplies and it's like the skater dies shop guy but with an eyepatch alright alright I was thinking of a fantasy type game and there's like it's like the skater dies shop guy. Oh, all right, all right. I was thinking of a fantasy type game. And there's like a knife, a bomb, and meat.

I feel like that guy is what DJ Outside Space looks like. Okay, yeah, I can go with that. Hey, tiger. Hey, tiger. What you need, tiger? I feel like when we were listening to that. DJ Outside Space. I feel like when we were listening to that I feel like when we were listening to that

Oh you got me instead of you Like we said the thing about the shop Where the store where you buy stuff And then I feel like we totally forgot about that And then when the next part came on You were like and this is like when he's talking to the fairy And for a second I was like what is he talking about You know in a Final Fantasy type game.

Sean O'Keefe. That was tight. It was a very good tape. That's where you save. Yeah, where you save. I would like to see someone make a tape comp. I'd like to see a tape comp. And the theme is music based on the screen where you put in your initials at the end of games.

Like, you interpret that however you wish. And that's what you make. Alright. Whoa! like you interpret that however you wish and that's what you make all right whoa happy birthday to cindy peterman in orlando florida cindy's turning eight today happy birthday to us fellas john pile give yourself a hand good job john pile good job john pile ian franklin give yourself a hand there you go very good very good ian all right cut it out pile. Good job, Tom pile. Ian Franklin, give yourself a hand. Very good. Very good, Ian. All right, cut it out.

Davey boy. Come on, man. What you got? No one likes when you razz me like this. I don't know where my tapes are. They're all over way over here. God damn it.

Good thing I got this going. Keeps it moving. There's two. That one's mine. I think that's yours. This is mine. I think that's yours. And these two are yours.

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All right, Dave, what do you got? Daylight savings time. Here we go. Yeah. That's the official, yeah. You know how much fucking money the government spent on that ad campaign, by the way? Obama.

Ian, sit down, man. What are you doing? What do you think this is? Joe. Is it my turn? I want to play this tape by Trance.biz. When I said to Ian, what do you think this is? I was trying to think of a place where you would stand up, but I couldn't specifically think of a place that's known for standing up mike

hand me that shawna keith tape church here you go we're on an impasse here his arms are both so short it's like if we were i don't know if this tape came with this dave it'd be the worst et posterT. poster ever. What is this on, Trans Stop Biz? I don't know. No, it's not. It's on Country M. Is there like an insert? In that Sean O'Keefe tape is a little

insert that says Trans Stop Biz. Let me explain to you what happened. Those tapes fell on the floor and I was putting them back together and I just mixed the insert up. No, no. This is supposed to go in yours yeah there's no okay now there's no conspiracy yeah this isn't national treasure out makes no X files yeah don't go but this is right this isn't an X file this was right yeah man that's the download code stuff gets mixed up man it's crazy to her what's

been it's been uh it's a mystery I've been trying to solve okay well it's all I'm searching trans dot biz and there's no mention of this shauna thief tape do i have a secret tape joe like that extra joe really liked it just for that yeah we start putting clues in my tapes okay yeah so now you want to open tapes you want to open one of your own packages he really likes when you're four we're starting year four out in year four you get to open one package and you want a clue in the tape

that I might pick. A clue to what? Something. Okay. That then I keep going. Okay. Alright, like a scavenger hunt.

But it might take me ten clues up on the wall before I start to see the picture. Okay. I can do that. With the red line.

No, I can really... I'll fuck with you really hard. I'll show up to your house really late at night standing over you. Yeah. Wake you up from your sleep. Joe! And just drop like... I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. Dave, I gotta ask you a question. How excited were you when you found that

sound clip? I don't even know how you found it. Would you say you were very excited? He googled cowboy boots and Joe. Alright, whose turn is it? Dave, is it your turn? Would you say you were very excited? Yeah. He Googled Cowboy Boots and Joe. All right. Whose turn is it? Dave, is it your turn? I believe it's David's.

Yes. Trance.biz. Who saved your birthday? Shit, I keep knocking. I just went to that site, Trance.biz. It's currently not available. Dave, stop being so clumsy. I'm worried about you.

Trance.biz. Yeah. It's hard to Google, Joe. You would like that. I do like that. You put in Trance.biz and it tries to take you there. Oh, nice. It doesn't just try.

It does. It takes you there. It tries. Like, Dave stops it. Nice try, Google. Dave, I can't hear my samples. Oh, shit. I can't hear my samples.

Try it now. Got it. Probably going to be going on the internet. So that's you playing that. What? That's you playing that. What? That's you playing that one. Which one? Why is this one?

Dave, you are too upset. All right, Dave. Hand me the Transop Biz tape. Tamman Shud. What? Tamman Shud. What'd you say to me? Tamman Shud.

After these four years, you're going to talk to me like that? Is that the name of the tape? Yes. This is on Magical Garage Taste. Yeah. It's a good name for a label. And the website is beautysupplyrecords.flavors.me. Wow.

So wait, who put this out there? So wait, wait. What's the project name? Trance.biz. All right. And it's released by Magical Garage Taste, but it says visit beauty supply records.flavors.me. I wish it was just beauty supply.flavors.me,

but that's still really good. Discogs tells me this guy's name is Echo Ballard, but I don't think that's his real name. No? Echo. Echo? Like Lost. Mr. Echo. Okay. All right. real name. No? Echo. Echo? Like Lost. Mr. Echo.

Okay. All right, fair enough. What was in the hatch? Don't look in the box. Give me the tape. Trans.biz. Yeah, I went to that site earlier, and it said it was currently unavailable.

G'day, mate. It's an Australian page. Oh, this is interesting. I like the... It's like a clear shell with the silver liner and then it's got like um the the full color label printed on top of both sides on that it looks cool because normally with these like uh you know the foil shells you don't put anything on that you show off that you show off that foil shell you know i'm talking

about you want to see the shell color shining through it's beanbag oh my god all right trance.biz on uh tape on magical garage taste Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Joe was singing. Joe, you were hitting some bars there, brother. You ever think of going pro? Full bars. Full bars. You were a full bar. Good reference. Ian, you do hitting some bars there, brother. You ever think of going pro? Full bars. Full bars. You were a full bar. Good reference.

Ian, you do listen to the show. Jesse's got a new one. Man, it's been four long, beautiful years. All right, cut it out. Jesus. What were you saying? Huh? I took a bite during that segment.

You thought he was going to go long with it. Yeah, I was like yeah i can take a bite right now we're definitely not coming right back give it a little bit more so joe can finish that slice it's there we go i'm gonna take a bite too this wakes me back every time we play this i feel a little bit more awake all right i'm good yeah i'm back too jesse's got a new one have you seen interstellar has everyone seen interstellar no no i have not never mind you're not gonna get the reference anyway it's behind the bookshelf man last night he said that to me the other day bookshelf he said that to me the other day oh Oh, yeah, that's his new... He's trying to get that going. He was like, have you seen Interstellar?

And I said, yeah. Oh, you just said yeah? And then he says... Yeah, and he says... Why'd you lie? Just to keep the conversation moving. I figured if I... But right now you said no.

Because I haven't seen it. So to me, you'll... No, when I'm talking to you... Do you lie to me? No, no, no. Sometimes just to keep it going? Are you kidding me? That, no sometimes just to keep it going are you kidding me that no like we'll be talking i'll say something and you'll just agree if anything

i'm trying to prolong our conversations all right i want to keep them non-stop going around the clock that's what i'm saying so you just lie to me no no never never would never would and now i'm trying as we cleared that up you know i'm trying to think of a time i've ever lied to you i don't think i ever had i ever except for the cereal box thing. No, that wasn't a lie. That was like a razz. It's beanbag. That was beanbag. I had my cowboy boots on for that one, Joe.

All right, so pranks aren't lies. Pranks aren't lies. All right. All right. We've been going with some funky stuff so far, right? Yeah. It's been pretty. Everybody's been...

Dave, I saw you booty popping earlier. Gotcha. I think I'm going to I saw you booty popping earlier. Gotcha. I think I'm going to change it up a little bit. Play this tape by a project called Training Montage. Nice. This guy just played Delaware the other day. Does anyone know his name?

I'm probably going to be going on the internet. Someone can check that. I don't know what his name is. I can't remember. I'm sure he is at Bandcamp, right? There's not much info here because he came over to me. He just played a set. And some of the parts were too scary. He had chains and stuff. I was like, very scary.

Way too scary. But he came over and he handed me this tape. And the tape was just like a recycled tape with a weight out on it. And then it says training montage and marker on both sides. There's no case or anything. I asked him, like, where's the case for it? He said there wasn't one.

Oh, right. He just gave you a tape. But it's good. I like it. I enjoyed it. Yeah. I like the set. Where's he from?

Philly? Philly. Yep. So Google. The big city. Training montage, comma, the big city. And you can probably, there'll probably be a link to buy this tape. I'm trying to see what tape it was dubbed over

uh what does that say all right let's get that really keeps me moving like when i'm getting off track and i hear that i'm here that's all right let's play this tape training montage training montage i got my cowboy boots on big joe this is getting to be too scary i I'm behind the bookshelf, whatever that means. Spoiler alert.

Training montage. Here we go. There you go. I'm sorry to hear. As you know, I'm sorry to hear. As you know, I'm saying. Thank you. so Thank you. so so so so so so I'm not sure if business of exploring my own world. I'm watching my own face. I'm not in the business of exploring my own face.

I'm watching my own face. I'm watching my own face. I'm watching my own face. I'm watching my own face. I'm watching my own face. I'm watching my own face. I'm watching my own face. I'm watching my own face. I'm watching my own face. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. uh uh

uh so Michael, come back inside. Come back inside, Mike. Come back inside. Get your ass in here. You've been out there all day. Come inside. I'll fix you a hot dog. I can't hear you.

He did a joke about a hot dog. It was pretty funny. That's his mom character who wants did a joke about a hot dog. It was pretty funny. That's his mom character who wants the kid to have a hot dog. Come inside. Just eat something. You've been out there all day. Come inside and have another hot dog. Hot log?

I was going to say foot long and hot dog. I love foot long. I'll split you a foot long. Is this one of those moments when we came back like five minutes ago? Yeah. Training montage. Self-titled. Self-released.

I don't know exactly how you would get this cassette. But I'm sure you can. And I'll probably look it up on the internet. Alright, Ian. Ian! Yeah. Ian! G'day, mate!

I like when Dave's sound clips make him laugh. That was me. Oh, that's yours? That's mine. That's why it's funny. All the new ones. I haven't figured it out yet. What do you got, Ian?

I'm going to do a newish tape from Hickson Compact Group. What is it? Hickson Compact Group. Is that how you say it? Hickson Compact Group. What is it? Hickson Compact Group. Is that how you say it? Hickson Compact Group? Yeah. Hickson Compact Group. Hickson Compact Group. Let me see it. It's all one word. It's beanbag. Hickson.

Hickson. Hickson Compact Group. I've heard it both ways. This is a solo project of Matt Pataki. Hey, I'm Matt Pataki. Matt Pataki. Hey, how's it going? Matt Pataki.

Nice to meet you. Pataki Autos. From Chicago. Chicago. From Chicago. Hey, you got a steam cleaner guy? You in the market for I do Pataki steam cleaners. Is that your Chicago accent?

No. He moved there. Oh, he moved there. Oh, he moved there. Ah! Come on down to Pataki Steam Cleaning. 505-759-8595259. Pataki Cleanage. It's the only way I scrub.

All right, cut it out. out in what do you got George Pataki tape map tech passing mixing compact group this is a transit observations is it oh look at this little fella what's it ah so we got here you got the J card here nice full color J card and then a full color J card. And then a transparency on top of it with a bunch of hole punched all the way through everywhere. I thought you liked that. Yeah. You know what this reminds me of? Do you remember that Kaven 7-inch?

Remember when that hardcore band Kaven became like a rock band? Yeah. Come on, man. Never mind. But I like this I like this artwork Oh you like it? Yeah it's a

I'm caught in my imagination Oh whoa we got a Oh look at this It got like straight As hardcore stickers inside Oh what? Drop on the floor Yeah I know

Mike hates when they Come with a lot of Little things I do but Can I have one of These stickers in? Sure I'm gonna put it

On the table The table's getting Pretty full It's completely blank Under the tape deck And mixer and they come with a lot of little things. I do, but... Can I have one of these stickers, Nathan? Sure. I'm going to put it on the table. The table's getting pretty full. It's completely blank under the tape deck and mixer. Nice. But everywhere else is covered with stick wars. Stick wars. What is this? Okay.

All right, do we know anything about this? What is this now? Who is this? Matt Pataki? Matt Pataki. Get out of my bag. I forget where he lives. I think...

Chicago. I'm going to lives. I think... Chicago. I'm going to guess... Yeah. Either Chicago or Ohio or somewhere in between. Happy birthday to Matt the Tacky. Matt's turning 69 today. Have a good one, Matty. Here we go. C40 edition of 10.

Oh, really? This is one of them. It's homed up, I think. I'm not sure. How'd you get it? That's a good question. How the fuck did you get this? Oh my God, I don't care! Ian, who gave this to you?

You tell me who gave this to you. On Twitter. Twitter again with the Twitter! Goddamn. You know what? You want to know what? He played a VOV. Oh yeah?

Yeah. You just got your finger on the pulse. This is a beanbag. That's the first time I heard his group, But I think he had a group play a VOV And it's mostly just a solo project I like rock music I like hillbilly noise I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe

Alright, play the tape Happy birthday to Critterbone. Still playing Hillbilly Noise after all these years. Happy birthday, boys. Hickson Compact Group. Transit Observation Cassette. Self-released? Yes.

Tape by Matty Batecki. Here we go. Need some steam cleaning. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. I'm going to go back to the I'm going to go ahead quick break and then I'll see you guys in the next video. Lizard Zoo. That was Lizard Zoo University. I got my degree at Lizard Zoo University. My nose is running. It's online. Online university.

Online. It's an HTML university. It's online. And you know what's good about it? It's got a one-day money-back guarantee. So by law, if you give somebody a money-back guarantee, one-day money-back guarantee, they have one day to return your money when you ask for it.

And how do you remember that? It's the law. Duh. You're crazy. What was that? I like you. That was Hickson Compact Group. Tight.

Transit Observations. Tight, tight, tight. I didn't see. Was that still available? I'm not sure. Out of the 10 copies? No, he's got... What do you know?

The Bandcamp you can check out. Everybody's got the Bandcamp. Send as gift. John Powell, you ever send anyone a gift on Bandcamp? No. Too scary. I don't think anyone has. Let us know if you have.

All right, JP. Yes. Is it your turn? Yeah, yeah. I have a compilation here. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Various artists, the London Garden Society on Winter Cross Which is a sub-label of

Strange Rules That label I play every time I'm on But I'm going to play The first track on the B-side by False Moniker Belgium Belgium, that's a good place He also has another project called Sequences Okay

Which I just got one from the mailbag So thanks Oh, Belgium. That's a good place. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. I guess there's another project called Sequences. Okay. Which I just got one from the mailbag. So thanks. Oh, you. But yeah, this comp came out. Look at you, quick fingers. Good for you. Hey, that's enough. This comp, you're all boofed up on the hoo-hoo.

Come on, man. This comp came out, and it was only available throughout the winter. Who's doing that one? Who's doing the come on, man one? Wait, no, don't point at me. I don't have a soundboard. All right, keep going. What is it? Get available throughout the winter. Who's doing that one? Who's doing the come on man one? Wait, no, don't point at me. I don't have a soundboard. All right, keep going. What is it?

Get closer on that mic. It came out in the winter. That's enough. Here, just play the tape. Give me the tape. I'm leaving. At least show me the artwork. There.

All right. It's got some flowers. Show me the mic. It's tight. It's got flowers and... It's tight. It's black and white. I'm caught in my imagination. It's tight. It's got flowers and... It's tight. No color. It's black and white.

I'm caught in my imagination scape. It's beautiful. All right, here we go. What is it? Wait. What? You got something? No, I'm just kidding.

Get on that mic, you dummy. Wait, oh, sorry. It's a false moniker. What is this, an Oroku no Mori? Come on, this is the big time. Come on, man. False moniker, a falling body. I'm sorry. I'm not sure if a picture of that square. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon That was scary. That was like monster music. Monster music.

Yeah. Monster music. Say that in Halloween time. Scare the kids. Sca. Monsters. Halloween time. Scared the kids. Scared you guys. What was the name of my doctor that sounded like Dracula? Dr. Frankenstein. I don't know if that's yours.

No? I don't know if you made Dr. Frankenstein up. I think it's mine. Yeah? I don't know if you made Dr. Frankenstein up. I think it's mine. Yeah? I don't know. I think that's from a book. I don't remember any of the details of it. What's the book called?

I don't know. Joe, talk Clifford the Red Dog. Clifford the Big Angry Dog. Big Angry Dog? The regular-sized angry dog. Wait, was Clifford an angry dog? No, no. Psych.

Really? Well, Dave, he... I thought it was just Clifford the big red dog. He's a giant like your people. You're always angry, right? You curse God. You curse God. I don't have a hide issue.

Joe B., what do you got? I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. Is the hide issue also jeb bush yeah all right now i'm now i'm picking it up so much jeb bush material i don't like political humor dave but you like jeb bush he's the one politician you like isn't i love him joe b i feel like i find political humor for you that transcends political humor you're right he does right it's everybody. I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. See, what makes that is not the fact that he says Big Joe. It's the...

Play it again. It's the pause between the two lines. Play it again. I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. The on stretches on like he's trying to think of what he's going to say next. I bet the person he was talking to wasn't even named Joe. I like it. He might have been saying it in the mirror.

I'm going to play this tape by Lucid Terror. Lucid, too scary. Whip till you faint. This Friday at Too Scary Fest it's Lucid Terror. What is the tape called? Whip till you faint. I thought that... Whip till you faint? Till. Whip till you faint?

Yeah. There's some provocative imagery on the inside. faint. I thought that. Whip till you faint? Till. Whip till you faint? Yeah. Okay. There's some provocative imagery on the inside. Is it? I can't tell what that is. I want to see. I believe that's a woman pushed up against a chain link fence. I'm not into that kind of stuff. That's sketchy. Her mouth is in a either painful or erotic

type expression. It's definitely not erotic. You don't think so? The open mouth? Eyes rolled back in? No? I don't know how you do it. I see definitely not erotic. You don't think so? The open mouth? Eyes rolled back in? I don't know how you do it. I see it now, actually. I do it all the way, so. A little bit. For real. Keep that one on handy, Dave.

Because Joe gets weird. Look, John Powell grabbed that right away. You really want to hold that J card. This is so sketchy. Joe, I'm going to take this home. I need to analyze this in my lab. No, you know what John's going to do? He's going to make some sketchier Xeroxes out of it.

Yeah, he's like, I can make this black and white. This was black and white and grainy? Maybe it was like ripped in half, and you're ripping it in half and Xerox it again? No, I'm talking about your personal collection. Oh, yeah, yeah. John Piles. Xerox it again? No, I'm talking about your personal collection. Oh, yeah. Personal collection of Xeroxes. Yeah. John Piles.

Now playing Beyond the Ruins, personal archive of sketchy Xeroxes. I just listen to sketchy Xeroxes. I don't actually listen to anything. John puts on blank tapes and looks at sketchy Xeroxes. I just sit there. And like fucking like no shirt, tight black jeans, pounding his fist. Sticking a swastika in the photocopier. Easy. 50.

Start. This stock's not heavy enough. This is Serenity Now tapes. They sent us a couple tapes not too long ago. Oh, you know what I want to talk about real quick? Alright. The Serenity Now, that being sent us a couple tapes not too long ago. Oh, you know what I want to talk about real quick? All right. The Serenity Now, that being a Seinfeld reference.

Yeah. I never knew this, but you know that artist Gene Pick? Yes. No, but that's Gene's picks. Yeah, I know. I've known that name for so long, and then I finally figured it out. I didn't figure it out. I forget where I heard it, that that was a Seinfeld reference.

I love it. I just got Hulu, so I've been watching a lot of Seinfeld. I'm probably going to be going on the internet. Hulu.com. Can I get your Hulu password? No. I'll give you my parents' Comcast password. Yeah, but I use my parents' Comcast.

Mike, I think you should give everybody your parents' Comcast password. Okay, it's Jazzy Jacks is the sign and name. And I love my dogs, but the E in love is three. No, that's not theirs, but that was someone's I was using before, but they fucking changed it. They figured out I was using it. I think because I started to get the pay shit. I got a little too greedy.

I got a little too greedy. Well, like the fights? They're like $70. Do you think they were going to notice? If there's a movie, like a new movie, that's like $7.99 or something like that. After midnight? No.

One of those kind of new movies? Tune in to Beyond the Ruins, Sketchy Xerox channel. No, none of that. It's HBO After Dark. No, Joe, grow up. Maybe I used to watch stuff like that when I was a kid. All right. Darling, happy anniversary.

All right, Lucifer. Whip you till you faint. Play the first track off the A-side. First track off the A-side. I was looking for the tether really quick, but it's not here. I like the imprint on this. It covers the window in the middle. With their metal-as-fuck logo. With their metal logo.

Alright, Lucifer. Whip you your, whip you to your fate. We are the Thank you. The Suffering, agony, shame, pain All Disgrace, pain, and pain Life, blood, and heart, these ways The flesh is in the dark, the spirit is in the light The cause of our pain, we claim it The You need The distinction

Of the nation And the flag Is swinging Raging Smear Till you find your breath The truth Of the future

And the things for the Time to know The content In the earth And when things fall in Tell you Make a decision Boom! Boom! Thank you. The Dying to defy the odds Smash the concrete behind the tree The dark of our lives Just make me wither Let's go. Oh Oh Dead. He died? Ricky Rackman?

For real? Yeah, Ricky Rackman hung himself. He killed himself? Yeah, Ricky Rackman killed himself. Is this when you lie to me, but you tell me it's a joke? Today's the 12th. Two days ago him they always come in threes

now i can't tell no i didn't and i can't tell if he's joking lucid terror i gotta run down here wipe you till you faint and i was doing that earlier on serenity now I thought we didn't go that way with our jokes no I do poop stuff all the time oh you do poop that's like in this day and age cut it out buddy I'm telling a joke come on you're stepping on my line

this guy keeps stepping on my lines jesus christ I'm trying to do some bits here this jack off keeps stepping on my lines. Jesus Christ. I'm trying to do some bits here. This jack off keeps stepping on my lines. That's some behind the scenes tab job shit. Alright, come on man. That's enough. Enough of this song. What if it's not your birthday?

You're right. You can't listen to that song. You know that song, The Rhythm Is Gonna Get You? That's not your birthday? You're right. You can't listen to that song. You're right. You know that song, The Rhythm Is Gonna Get You? That's not true, is it? Oh, Dave, it's your turn, Dave. Too scary. How long do statues last?

I think that was right there, Dave. How long do statues last? Because you can't even give an answer. On average. 20,000 years? I want to play this hex horizontal tape. We've played this tape by Hex Horizontal in the past. We've played this project before.

Yes, that's what I'm saying. Is that a pack of skinny cigarettes? Yeah. Joe B., when you see this tape... Actually, no, they're cloves. Skinny cloves. I want to know what happens when Joe sees this tape. I don't think any of you guys

have ever seen a tape that looks like this before. In four years of Tabs Out, it's never been seen. Is this an unveiling? We shot this on YouTube. Oh, shit. I've never seen a tape like this. It's never been seen. Is this an unveiling? We should have this on YouTube. Oh, shit. I've never seen a tape like that in my life. That's so fucking tight.

That's insane. That's Terminator 2. That's a perfect way to... Those are Terminator 2 cassettes. Does that turn into liquid? Whoa. That is intense. It reminds me of the second Legend of Zelda 3 NES.

Yeah. Was that one silver? Yeah. I don't remember that one. I only remember the gold one. That was, yeah. Why didn't they do more games on different colored shells for Nintendo?

I don't know, because they were lame. My Nintendo podcast will be so much better. all over this thing, though. Oh, yeah. You have to clean this one. Yeah, you wear gloves when you handle it. Let me touch that. I'm going to touch that all over.

Wow. Actually, can I see the case? The case is fabulous as well. The case is tight, too. It comes in this, like, looks like a pack of cloves. Oh, shit. That the case? The case is fabulous as well. It looks like a pack of cloves. Oh shit, that is fucking tight.

I was going to say, the top even flips open like a pack of cigarettes. Get on the mic, John. This is meant to make kids smoke, isn't it? I'd love a cigarette right now. But those are like cigarettes that they have commercials for with a famous person in black and white and they're not

saying anything. And they just take out the cigarette and start to smoke. I love to smoke. Oh, I'm going to start smoking. Yeah? Do you want to smoke? I got my dad's marbles. Do you want to smoke those?

Oh, you're a bad boy, Dave. You know that? Polish Paul used to sell us dad's cigarettes when we'd smoke them in the woods. Well, yeah, duh. Obviously. Was there a train track nearby? No. No, it was a farm.

That's not real bad boy stuff. Oh, no. Fuck. What is this? It's like a... What would you call? No. It was a farm. That's not real bad boy stuff. Oh, no. What is this? It's like a mirror. It's like a T-1000. It is. It's beautiful. Where are those tapes? They keep making advances.

It's amazing. It's pretty ridiculous. It just blows you away. The things they do with tapes. If they can make the actual tape the same color as that why have they never tried to change the color of magnetic tape

yeah that's what I was going to say they were like that keep it the same because that's the color of like the you know the metal the particles on it but they can't die they've never tried to like any other advancements in that could put a man on the moon that can't didn't really happen not the first time no this this is intense and then the i don't know if anyone mentioned it that the uh the pack of cigarette

type we talked all about the cigarette did you mention that it had uh like foil stamping on the front or those stickers i can't tell don't pick at it. No, it's really nice. Don't pick at it. It's either foil stamping. I want to say it's like little decals that say hex horizontal. But they're lined up way too perfect. But then there's different printing on the side which makes me think, I don't know what to think.

Let me see the side and the back. I don't know what to think. What are you trying to tell me, Charlie? This is fucking gorgeous. I am caught in my imagination scape. I am caught in my imagination scape looking at this one. Only an edition of 50 I'm seeing here. That's crazy. It's an anniversary edition of an LP I believe. Oh, that was recorded by Steve Albini.

Oh, really? Steve Albini. You're really going to hear like... Working on streets. Steve Albini. Oh, really? Steve Albini. You're really going to hear like... Working on streets. Steve Albini. You're really going to hear like the clay walls on this one. We went down to a cave and recorded it. Steve Albini.

Making some beats. Steve Albini. Isn't Steve Albini really into into online poker or something like that? I don't know. I feel it. I don't know too much about the man. I'll just say he is. All right, well, let's listen to this.

And I'm going to use... He goes, I'm going to use my compressor. G'day, mate. All right. I don't use compressors. Hexhorizontal. Act natural. Hey, everybody.

Act natural. How do everybody. Act natural. How do you say this? Go away? The go away ritual? What's the name of this label? Go away. Go away. Go away.

Go away. I'm busy. Go away. Mikey, go away. Go, boy. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. I got the big, big barrel of fries feeding that Joe. Sounds like their guitars were a little out of tune to me. I don't really understand what was so good about it.

What was that, them tuning up before they play a nice Eagles song? Doing sound tests, maybe, I guess. Loading your stuff into Hotel California. That was fucking tight, man. Hex is good. Horizontal. Good presentation. Not too big on sound. The sound's out of tune. Hex is good. Horizontal. Good presentation. Not too big on the sound. The sound's out of tune.

Get out of me. You're not too big on the sound, huh? I like good lyrics. I'm a lyrics man. I like when they put the lyrics in it so you can read along. There might be some lyrics in here. Here's a piece of paper. These fellas aren't...

It's a picture of them. Their faces are all cut up you came and see who come on yeah such a pretty face show shave that beard that was fucking awesome yeah yeah I think we should all like that yeah I'm caught in my imagination skate I don't know if I'll ever get out of it is Is it my turn? Yeah. Come on, man. I feel so much pressure. Come on, man. Just taking your time. Let me... Let me play... I'm gonna play this tape. Sir

Barr. S-I-R. S-I-R. I just grabbed one of those from the mailbag. B-A-A-R. Who's Sir Barr? I don't know. I have and I don't know why. I have and I don't know why. Well, I got and I don't know why i have and i don't know why well i got it i don't know why a reason why i think it's this guy i think it's someone from kansas and i think maybe the snake fork guy Oh, all right. Maybe he's from Kansas, right?

I don't know why I think that. I might be way. I might have just thought that because it's Kansas. Snake Fork is actually a really good hillbilly noise. Snake Fork? You like Snake Fork? That is good hillbilly noise. They send us, yeah.

Did you get a tape too, you said? Yeah. Yes. This is really, really fucking good. This one's called Never Woke Up. I believe it's self-release tape. It's too scary. Really too scary.

Edition of 24. It's a small one here from this year. Oh, my God! It's printed on this sick vellum paper. I like this really. It's hard to get a good fold on this vellum paper, but I'll tell you what, they sure as shit got a good fucking fold on this thing. It's hard to get a good fold on this vellum paper, but I'll tell you what, they sure as shit got a good

fucking fold on this thing. It's beanbag. You better believe it. All clear tape, and they just wrote A and B and marker on the side. I could've... I'd rather you not write anything. Yeah. Nothing. You know, this ain't beanbag. This isn't beanbag. This is beanbag, Dave. It's beanbag.

No, this isn't beanbag. This isn't beanbag. It is beanbag. It's beanbag. No, this isn't beanbag. This isn't beanbag. It is beanbag. It's beanbag. Dave, you're being a bad boy. Why are you doing this argument about the most stupid shit? So, yeah, I don't know why it's the snake fork guy. I bet you if it's not the snake fork guy, I bet you they know each other. Dave, just relax.

They're from Kansas, right? Yeah. Gotcha. Wizard of Oz, that's a classic film. It's a good city, too. What, Oz? You think Oz was a city? Yeah. Was. Wizard of Oz. That's a classic film. It's a good city, too. What, Oz? You think Oz was a city? Yeah.

Was Oz a city or a municipality? All right, let's get into the Sir Barr Never Woke Up self-release cassette. Yeah, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. so so © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. All right. I'm going to tell you what, Dave.

You have as much water as you want, Dave. Thank you, man. You got a glass? Just refill it. You can keep using that same glass. You need some ice? You're as much water as you want, Dave. Thank you, man. You got a glass? Just refill it. You can keep using that same glass. You need some ice? You're too much, Mike. You need some ice? Have as many cubes as you need, Dave. Oh, thanks, man. I'm the no limit for you, big guy. I appreciate it. Sir Bar never woke up.

Self-release cassette. Super tight. Super duper tight. Super tight. That's really good shit man shit out of Kansas there's something else out from out of Kansas that uh oh fuck what was it I've reviewed the tape now I forget what it's called it's a moon lagoon

it's not bean bag dream crusher is originally from Kansas moon lagoon because that on snake fork who was a dream crusher yes from Kansas it's a good city too yes the city of Kansas is lovely this time of year. Come on, man. All right.

Ian. Good day, mate. Joe, turn yours up, man. Dave's got to do it. I'm up. I'm juiced. I'm at 11. Good day, mate.

Perfect. Do that one again. Good day, mate. Do it like seven times. Oh, my God! All right, Ian, what do you got? Make me laugh. Go.

Come on, man. Go, boy! I like how we have a set that keeps things moving. All right, I'm going to do a tape. This is a new one. Pervert. Gotcha. a new one pervert all right this is uh east of the valley blues this is you're killing me get him on a list

all right this is a new project from, new name for an old project of. Moment. One more time. Give it all you got. Give it all you got. Go full bars in three, two, one. Make me laugh. No.

All right. This isn't over until I say it's over! All right, that's enough. Quit messing with Ian. Just let him go. Ready? We're going to try one more time. This is a cassette,

a serious cassette podcast. We can all do it. Ian, cassettes are coming back. All right? We're going gonna have our big break all right people are gonna start listening to this this might be the episode people start listening so don't fuck this up three two one go boy and seriously and seriously fucking seriously okay i not going to shit around in this tiny, sweaty, feet-stinking room forever.

We're going to go big time. But you can't fuck this up. Try it. Seriously. Your last turn. Three, two, one. Shut up! All right.

This is East of the valley blues new tape from old projects um k hill locks man i'm far i know we do a lot of jovial stuff on this program

dave's looking for something he's on the hunt what is this table I know we do a lot of jovial stuff on this program. Dave's looking for something. He's on the hunt. What is this table? A child's drawing on the cover? You boys seen my Etch-A-Sketch? I broke open an Etch-A-Sketch one time when I was a kid. I got some apps on it.

I wanted to show you some apps on my Etch-A-Sketch. I had an Etch-A-Sketch, and I was wondering what was inside of it. So I got a pillow from my parents' couch, and I put it on top of it and got a hammer and hit the pillow. And then I took the pillow off, and the screen was broken, and there was just, like, silver paint everywhere. So it was the cushion to the couch. So I panicked, right? Flipped the cushion over,

and no one knew about until they threw the couch away call that a victory is what I call that call that yeah you've been listening to Mike's childhood victories all right Ian what is this tape and I'm fucking dead so I can't Dave the letter It's a new project named Cahill Locksmith, who is Kevin Cahill Patrick Cahill. Kevin runs Power Moves. Power Moves. Power Moves.

These guys are coming. They're playing Final Friday in April. This project is? Mm-hmm. Oh, nice. We're playing that, aren't we? Yep. They're going to do a nice little East Coast tour.

Maybe I'll give a little anecdotes of my childhood victories. Regale the crowd. Alright, Ian, you did a good job. I think we should all give Ian a hand because there was a lot of pressure there. You pulled it off. You're a man now, boy. Make me proud. Go!

I'd also like a supplement to that of your bloopers. Childhood bloopers? Your failures Let me tell you real quick, you're not going to get very much of them There weren't many That's why it's a small supplement Mostly victories Thank you very much

I don't have a hide issue I used to make mistakes Then I grew up East of the Valley Blues Self titled, self-released? Just say yes so we can move on. This is how we keep stuff moving. Come on, man. It's a C-50.

Here we go. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hewlett Packard expects a knee. East of the Valley Blues. Are we back? And we're back. And we are back. If anyone can point us to a sound clip

or send us a sound clip of an old-timey baseball commentator saying, not just anyone from the 50s, saying, and we are back. Yeah, I looked on YouTube. I think I just realized where I can get it. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Jump out. Go. What do you got? All right. Ian, I looked on YouTube. Oh shit, I think I just realized where I can get it. Oh yeah?

Yeah. Jump out, go. What do you got? All right. Ian, good job by the way. That was sick. You knocked it out of the park, kid. You did it.

I got the, this is an oldie here. I got a FFH Force Public Congo split. This is just one that I've had for a long time. I've been listening to it a bunch. When you say an oldie, what are we talking about? I think this came out like 2009, 2010 maybe? So...

It's been a while. I was thinking it was older than that. It's not like, you know, old, old, but it's, you know, been around for a little bit. I want to play the Forced Public Congo side. It's all keyed up. Take a look at that. The whole thing, put it together. I want to play the Force Public Congo side. Hit that over. Take a look at that.

Hit the whole thing. Put it together. All right, all right. I want to do an unboxing like the YouTube kids. Happy birthday to Simon Roswell. Simon's turning 83 today. Enjoy yourself. Oh, this looks nice.

I like this. Is that a map? Yes. I like this. Is that a map? Yes. I love maps. You could also put maps in the things for me. Not just clues, but maps. Maps? Oh, like your adventure cards that I'm putting in all your tapes?

All of them are one each show. Hmm? Like... Oh, yeah. Wait, what happens if you don't pick the tape that the clue is in? I don't get the clue. Are you and Dave going to work together? Maybe. The Clue Brothers. I got a magnifying glass. Do you really?

Yeah. And I have a telescope. Oh, we can do this. So if it's really small and close or any size and far away, that's actually your business card for your podcast. If it's really small or any size and really far away, call

us the glue brothers. I've got a magnifying glass and I've got a telescope. What are you playing, John? Force Public Congo. How did you remember that? How did you remember what? How did you remember what? This is a hospital production.

Guy can't believe anything. Of course. My favorite label. I dig the... How could it be your favorite label? Oh, you don't believe it? It's the guy who can't... No, he doesn't believe anything.

I dig the... Well, this is interesting. I got a few interesting things to say about this. You're right. I dig how the J card is all black and white and then the labels on the shell here one side is red and black and the other side come on don't blue smoke up my ass man but there's a little

there's little pieces of paper like glued on top of those labels that say like uh it's got like the logos do you like that or do you not like that no I do like that I like how it got like the logos. Yeah, the logos on them. Do you like that or do you not like that? No, I do like that. I like how it looks.

That would never work. That would never work. No way. What are we playing? Side green or side red? Side green. And who was that again? Force Public Congo.

What are you saying? Say it again. How many words is that? Three. Say the first one. Force. Say the second one. Public. Say the third one. Congo. Public. That's how you say it. Public. Yeah, but it's

like Belgian French. Force, public, Congo. It's like when you force the public to watch that movie Congo. I love Congo. Peter. Peter. Love. Peter. Peter. Love. Amy. I love that movie. Oh man, who are my Peter love Peter Peter love Amy I love that movie oh man who ate my strawberry

alright here we go who ate my strawberry god damn it Joe gotcha when did you find time to eat his strawberry just like really a couple seconds ago I can't believe no one saw me cause I just and David looking at me and i'm chewing Thank you. Thank you. Punishment.

Punishment for the murders. Punishment for the murders. Do not meet the orders. This is the area. You're hardly waiting to move. The The We'll be right back. Wow. Thank you. John, what was that called again? Force. Public. Okay. Congo.

How many times did you say Congo? I just gave you delay. Oh, dude. That sounded epic. Oh, man. it sounds so good. Sounds so good, man. It sounds so sick with echo. John, that sounded good in the monitors.

Let's get one more take. Force. Public. Congo. Congo. Congo. Congo. Congo.

All right, Joe B., what do you got? I'm going to play this tape that I just put out. What do you got, Joe B.? I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. Finally, Big Joe. So it must have been, what would you say, eight years ago? Yep. You said you were going to start a label called Flying and Magic.

Yeah, CD-R label. Yeah, and I brought over all those jewel cases for you. Used them. Used them, big buddy. No, they were CD cases. Oh, the CD cases. Oh, no, I threw those away. Didn't I give you something for that?

Huh? Didn't I give you something to put on CD for that? Oh, maybe. I found a whole bunch of tapes that I dubbed who knows when. I don't know who's on it. Put that out. I'm thinking about it. There's some symbols. Was it a sound out light tape? I have no idea. There's definitely some

symbol shh washes. I don't know who it is. That might be the one that you were supposed to put out and I ended up putting out. I made the copies, evidently. I dubbed the tapes. Can I still put that out? Can I put that back out? Yeah, if you want. Reissue, huh?

You started this tape called Flying Imagine. Or this tape label called Flying Imagine. This is your first release. Tell me what it is. It's a split between myself. You, Joe Breitenbach. And mall. I love going to the mall.

Yeah. Sponsors gifts. No, like Darth Mall. Hot topic. No, it's not dark. I like it. Doris, come on. We're going to the mall.

And this is a kid named Kyle. Doris, come on. Doris, grab the handicap pass so we can get close to the mall when we park. Hurry up. I want to get there before rush hour. And a kid named Corey. Get the pretzel bag. Corey lives in Elkton.

Kyle lives in Middletown. Elkton, Maryland. Middletown, Delaware. Yeah. Who are these fellas? Kyle's in... Gimme Agent and... Kyle from work.

Remember Kyle from work? Kyle from... Oh Kyle from work Kyle from Oh yeah yeah The kid I work with Kyle The kid who works at the front desk Oh yeah yeah yeah That guy

Yeah yeah yeah This Kyle's in his band The hardcore band That Kyle is in What This Kyle Is in the band with Kyle From my work

This is another Kyle This is a different Kyle And he's in a band With the guy Kyle From your work Yeah Who got fired He got I was wondering why He wasn't there the other day Yeah Give me the juicy goose Whatever Another Kyle. This is a different Kyle. And he's in a band with the guy Kyle from your work. Yeah. Who got fired.

He got fired. I was wondering why he wasn't there the other day. Yeah. Give me the juicy goose. What happened? Oh, my goodness. Kyle's been fired. Just when you thought your favorite character was sticking around forever, he gets the boot. What's he going to do next?

Tune in to Kyle's Post-Fired Adventures. Cut it. Moment. What happened? I don't know. Just didn't like his performance. His performance? Yeah.

I got to say, I told him to go get me an iced tea the other day, and he was very reluctant about it. Yeah, he wouldn't do it. Yeah, and I told him, like... But didn't he go next door and then come back with no iced tea? He came back and said, yes, they they have iced tea buy me the iced tea because the way i thought about it if you asked him to get you a nice tea yeah i don't really know how the dynamics work at a tattoo shop car go next door and give me a soda and he's he has to do it yeah by shop rules yeah

shop rules so if i tell him as a guy who's there hanging out yeah yeah he should go get me a nice tea he has to say yes because loophole i'll just ask you to ask him yeah yeah so let's cut the shit cut the shit get me my iced tea i'm gonna ask you to brew me tea go next door come back and say they have green tea he said they had green tea as if that wasn't iced tea and like and here's the thing though it's a liquor store i'm not looking for actual iced tea like with tea leaves brewed and shit go get me one of the big cans it says 99 cents on it and he comes back no they only have green that's why i got fired because of the green tea incident this time bag it's not being bad this is kyle b oh that's like you you're joe b yeah i got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe And who's the other person? Corey And he's from Elkton

Who's in Jonah's band Okay, see this is a whole You're making a fine web of tales So they're both in like hardcore bands Okay Kyle's band is more of like a punk hardcore band Okay And Corey's band is more like a metallic Earth Crisis hardcore band

Okay And this is their first foray into experimental music Oh really? Yeah That's very interesting Yeah We'll pass it over here Crisis Hardcore Band. Okay. And this is their first foray into experimental music. Oh, really? Yeah. That's very interesting. Yeah. We'll pass it over here. You silk screen these J cards?

I did. Oh! Got it. Here, throw that again, because that was such a good catch. I just want to see if I could possibly catch it that well again. Dave's doing it. Bring it over. You're making me out, Dave.

Who's he going to throw it to Come on man Come on Don't fuck around with me dude Come on Throw me the tape Oh John Throw me this John

I feel like I'm just Nailing catches tonight Throw it over here Oh my god Ian Throw me another one If you were here Suck to your hand

This is like This would go viral the way i'm catching this damn mike it'd be like that kid with autism that kept sinking the threes this would be just they would be hot as a pistol i thought as a fucking pistol i remember watching that video over and over i watched a lot it was the most inspirational thing i've ever seen in my entire life i might watch it right now when the crowd surges at the ending oh i might get on the internet bring a tear to your eye. Alright. Flying in Magic number one. Number one. I feel like

we've been talking a long time. What are you guys crying about? I got a couple other things coming out maybe. Oh yeah let's hear them. Yeah we'll see. Let's hear what you got. Well solo tape by me. Okay. Crazy Josh tape. Oh Crazy Josh tape alright. Maybe an Ian tape in the mix. For those who don't know Crazy Josh he drove his car the wrong way down Main Street

a few years ago. And no one caught him. So if you're a cop and you're listening, Crazy Josh did that. He parked his car next to the Christmas tree in Newark. And then somebody, Ian over here, huh? You've ever driven the wrong way down Main Street? No, I haven't. What about downtown?

I was just talking to Ian yesterday about doing a tape too. Two tapes. Two Ian tapes coming up. Yeah. Two tapes. Two Ian tapes coming up. Yeah. Don't stretch yourself thin. Dose. All right, we'll play the first track off the A side. By the time I'm thin, fat'll be in. Thank you. so Thank you. so I'm going to go. Some say the place is haunted. The cold. The cold.

The cold. The cold. The cold. The cold. The cold. The cold. The cold. The cold.

The cold. The cold. The cold. The cold. The cold. The cold. The cold. The cold.

The cold. The cold. The cold. The cold. There stands a little girl. There's a little boy. There stands a dilapidated little girl. There's a little boy. There stands a little girl. There stands a little girl. There stands a little girl.

There stands a little girl. There stands a little girl. There stands a little girl. There stands a dilapidated little girl. There stands a dilapidated little girl. There stands a little girl. Thank you. so The End I'm sorry. so so so so The so So so a couple how do you have two and i only have one

because i was born normal joe what is going on oh i don't know weird faces at me. Maul from The Split With Me. M-A-U-L Maul. Maul, like Darth Maul. Like Darth Maul. Yeah. Me and Maul, huh? Me and Maul.

That was good, man. Yeah, it was pretty good. Talking to the right part of your microphone. It's been four years. Fucking asshole. You said that's like the first kind of shit like that they've done, huh? I believe so, yeah. That's pretty impressive.

I enjoyed that. But Kyle likes bastard noise and stuff. Oh, yeah? The Kyle who's on this or the Kyle who got fired? This Kyle. All right! All right. Dave's getting the rammies. I was trying to do Eric Wood, but it was really bad.

No, it was spot on. I knew what it was. We all knew what it was Whenever I want Dave to do that I'm like Dave give me wood Good day mate Bastard noise Bastard noise

Sounds like Ray Ramona Maintain low tones with me Maintain low tones with me Bastard noise Ah Brenda What did you say? What was that last one? Brenda

That's his wife's name right? I don't know I don't know. I don't know this guy. Ah, Brenda. Are those Doris? Everybody loves Raymond? It's every episode. My brother's tall.

My brother's tall. Come on, Mom. I have twins. John Pyle does a knockout Ray Romano, don't you? Yeah, do it. Do it, John Pyle. What? A Ray Romano impression.

Raise the roof. We're getting puffy in here. Is that Ray Romano? I don't know. It's not very good. Let me hear your Pee Wee Herman. No, you guys may do this every episode. No.

Just do the Pee Wee Herman laugh. Just do one real quick. Wait. Oh, what happened? I lost it. I can't do it anymore. Sorry. It was probably something that happened to your leg.

Probably. It fell out of my leg. Like that guy who slipped a disc in his back and now he has like nine guys no he has like constant orgasms all day oh really yeah it seems awful man this poor guy you feel so bad for this fella pretty good to me he was here thanks for tuning in over these four years. Come on, Dave. It's getting late. What do you got, Dave?

Sorry, Joe. You gotta trust me, Dave. It's getting late. Just cut it out. I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. Clockwise. It's the only way I turn. And daylight's evening time. Here we go. You know what would be cool if we had

the robot from Fox Football? The robot that they have near the scores at the bottom? I don't like football games. You don't like football? You don't like to watch a good game of football? No? All that roughhousing? It's fun. It's fun because my parents

have never let me roughhouse. Joe doesn't like violent sports. It makes me nervous. Every time. Oh, no. Oh, ouch. Ouch. Oh, that one looked like it hurt.

Oh, here we go again. Ah, he hiked it real hard. Ouch. And that's watching tennis, which is really confusing. Oh, right in the shin. All right, Dave, what do you got, man? Oh, he missed. Oh, you should wear a pad there.

Ouch. Go, Dave. I wouldn't want to be his proctologist. Who would want to run so fast? Hope he gets up. I don't know what i'm playing why are you over there dave they're right there that's where i normally put what is what is going on you've been looking up for everything tonight what is up there why are you constantly looking up it's beanbag it's not beanbag stop looking up for everything's beanbag. It's not beanbag. Stop looking up for everything. I swear it's right there. Stop looking

in the wrong fucking direction, Dave. Jesus fucking Christ. I hope he's got a hot tub. That's going to leave a mark. Looking up. Dave, you're making me nervous. Skin lies.

Skin lies. Skin lies. Skin lies. In the skin lies the... I'll tell you some fucking skin lies. Can we do some fucking Shakespeare in here? Who's skin lies? Skin lies. I don't know, man. Skin lies.

It comes in this really nice Brad pack, though. Oh, yeah? I like those Brad packs. Those little die-cut jammers. Label FM dust? FM dust, though. Oh, yeah? I like those Brad packs. Those little die-cut jammers. Label FM dust? FM dust, yes. FM dust. There's like a little alien on here. And a boom box.

Too scary. Ah. It's like an alien, a tape player, and a UFO all in one. Huh. Oh, yeah. How's that work? I want to see it. It's frightening.

So what's there? Like a piece of paper that goes on the outside of the Bradad pack yeah it goes on the outside of the brad pack does anything inside of the brad pack oh shit those look fucking nice are those letterpress give me a little regression pass along these like little cards here these are really nice this sounds nothing like i expected it to wait i'm confused though outside the the bread pack there's just a piece of paper on the outside of it yeah it wraps around does anything hold that onto the bread i don't think so mine didn't just flopping out there in the way it's just flopping around what's this tape called flopping around like a dog's anus what do dogs

anuses flop around when they get get old. Dave, grab that. There we go. What's the tape called? Stimulus Regression? Stimulus Regression. Like when they walk, it like swaddles back and forth? You don't know which end is the front? That tape's distributed by Stimulus Progression.

Oh, yeah. You know what? That got me confused for a minute. I got that Harmonion tape from Stimulus Progression. Oh, yeah. You know what? That got me confused for a minute. I got that Harmonia tape from Stimulus Progression. Oh, weird. That we played. And this is called Stimulus Regression.

So they did Pina Collider. And Harmonia. Yeah. I can't find any info on this Pina Collider tape. I love that name though, peanut. That's really good. Hand me this tape. Skin lies.

Dustin Kratowicz from Portland, Oregon. Yeah. This is really fucking nice, man. Yeah, that insert is beautiful. Four out of a hundred. That's a low number, Dave. Real low. Put that on Craigslist. Maybe trade it for a massage.

I wish you this. The imprinting on the tape shell is really nice, too. These little, like, it's like, like if you were going to mimic letter pressing, kind of, where it's like the outline and then there's like dots inside the letters. You know what I mean? what i mean in my imagination scale it's beautiful well let's just listen to it then all right all right all right

skin lies stimmy wait is it skin lies is the name of the project or then yes skin lies from stimulus regression. What is it? Come on. What's the name of the project? Go. Skin Lies. Skin Lies. Skin Lies.

From Stimulus Regression. The tape. On FM Dust. The label. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure if I can get it to stop. The The Thank you. Lizard Zoo. Lizard Zoo University. We back? Get your online course at lizard.zu.zu yeah that's how you spell lizard zoo oh it's lizard zoo university is yeah yeah okay yeah come on that sounds like zoo skin

lies correct come on i love that guy so much. Skin Lies, stimulus regression tape on FM Dust. That looks fucking tight, man. Is it my turn? It is. Finally. Thank you very much. By the blades of God. Oh yeah, I like that guy.

Thank you very much. Got a tape here I'm going to play by, I don't know how to say it midas maybe m-y-t-t-y-s anyone got a lead on that no looking around the room good day mate it is funny uh tape on uh over there what's going on over there grabby he found a box and he's just digging in it oma 333 oh yeah that those knobs are uh whatever you got there makes me

remember thanks to everyone for donating becoming a chrome dome getting the pulse emitter tape that we finally fucking put together came in these boxes with the it was such a pain in the ass look on it was a lot of work it was a lot of work look on the internet if you want to see those donate now on the chromedome level and you'll get four tapes over the course of a year from us exclusive tapes some really fun stuff to listen

to on your cassette tape any any hint for uh what might be next i don't like to give out hints i like to keep it i like to keep it as a secret i wasn't sure if you'd maybe you know like a code i'd keep it a secret is that part of the code that it is a secret i see what you're doing now i'm probably going to be going on the internet. Slugalukio. Is that Schmidt? Oh, I hear now. This is a duo with Julian Murray and Peter Larson.

Peter Larson did Bulb, right? Mm-hmm. That was a guy who did Bulb. Wolf I said, fuck him. Yeah. What's with Bulb? What? What'd you say?

Why didn't you look at me? What's with Bulb? Bulb bulb records what's going on what's this what about bulb oh what about that's what he meant to say first he's trying to play it off you know what's with what's with bulb see what's with bulb yeah i don't like serious movies dave anyway this just came out i actually watch films i watched seven films in bed today it just came out in addition of 133 copies what a weird number like i said oma 333 uh the uh cover art i love by by the way. It looks like a

jar of mayonnaise. That's it. Anyway, now listen to it. But a fancy one. No, like a fancy jar. There wouldn't be mayonnaise on there. The label's all flowers. What? That would be mayonnaise. It's white. Mike, you gotta believe me.

Alright? I'm telling you the truth. It's mayonnaise it's like uh like a block print like a copy of a block print you know what i mean like two color like the background's blue and then it looks great thanks john powell i'm glad do you think that's on mayonnaise right i'm caught in my imagination no that's a jar that you mix like iced tea in and stuff at like a summer picnic with a lid yeah you never seen that so the bees don't get in and stuff at a summer picnic. With a lid? Yeah. You've never seen that? No. So the bees don't get in. Wait, you're Joe's family?

Alias, the beekeeper. I can see Joe's trashy ass family showing up in a picnic. All reaching their hands in. Get the lemon out! Joe, get the lemon! They go in the corner and just suck on the lemon in ice cubes.

Say, who invited the dirty-ass bees? Hey, what happened? I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. They said, everyone bring something, and of course the bees didn't bring shit. And they fucked up everything. Eating like this. Sauerkraut

just falling all over the place. You disgust me. I'm sorry. Am I boring you? All right, well, let's get into this tape. What are we playing? Midas or whatever? Midas, something like that?

Who cares? It's been too long to care about little things like this. You got to focus on the big stuff. Here we go. Good color Noroco casescco cases too by the way The End Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Midas. Midas. How do you think you say that? Midas. Just like that? Yeah you think you say that? Midas.

Just like that? Yeah. You said it real laid back, man. I mean, just relax. It should be natural. I just can't do it. I just can't relax like you, Joe. You're so good at it.

What's Dave looking for? Yeah, finally. You're so good at it, Joe. You gotta believe me. I hope right now. Listen, you have to believe me. I hope right now. Listen, you have to believe me. I hope right now. It's true.

Dave needs something that is up, and it's the first time he's looking down. He's looking all over down. Kiss your hands. I'm checking. What is he looking for? Has someone been in here? Who do you let in here? Oh.

Did he find it? I don't know what he did. He's looking for bad boys. I don't like it. I don't know what's going on over here. Are we not recording? That was such good material. We are recording.

Oh, all right. It was all good. I'm going to play a tape now. Such good material. You've got to believe me. It's so good. You've got to believe me. What are you doing?

I'm looking for something. What are you possibly looking for that involves turning around? What could you possibly be looking for in the whole world? Turning around and picking up those streamers and then lowering the lid of your laptop. I'd love to help, Dave. I'm looking for that little gold plate. I want to talk about it. You just had it in your hand.

It's right there. No, this isn't the right one. It's a different one. It looks like this, but it's a screw-on. Yes, that one. Thank you. What is it? Thank you, John Pyle.

What do you have there, Joe? This little thing. Dan. I needed it for Pyle. What do you have there, Joe? I needed it for my headphones. What do you have, Dan? I needed it for my headphones. Why are we... Just go. Why are we still talking about this? I'm going to play that Thunderbird tape, Michael. Is it over here?

This might take me a second. There it is. I found it. No, shut up. I found it. Thanks to the guy who calls Dave Dan on Twitter you really get it like I'll take a screenshot of your tweets and said to Dave and Joan and always gets a laugh oh this is tight this tape I I really I didn't listen to this I didn't get around to listen to this but the shell I remember this when it came in it's very rather pretty it's one-sided though. It's stupid.

It even says on there, audio this side only. Well, that really makes you think of what is audio? There's got to be something on the other side, right? It's not like absolutely nothing. No, it's absolutely nothing. It's the first time they've ever been able to do it. You gotta believe me.

It's crazy. Gotta believe me. Believe Dave. Now you're getting off track with this character i'm telling you the truth all right there's absolutely nothing on that don't even listen you can't don't try i bet you this was uh this was made at duplication.ca oh yeah that's the only place i've seen that does like the imprinting across the entire like like, entire front of the shell. Oh, all right. You know, there's normally, like, a little margin in the middle here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? But this is, like, the entire thing. And it looks fucking awesome. Push it to the limit. Take it to the limit one more time. You know, with the imprinting, even, like, if you look at it sideways, like, sinks into where the spool is. I'm caught in my imagination scape it's

beautiful who is thunderbird i don't know it's like a band thunderbird is on the loose what do you got it's a rock band 200 of them they made 200 of these and you got number 12 people rock and roll's catching on i love that rock and roll. You're the Beatles. Yeah, they broke up. Yeah, man. But they were good when they were going. Yeah. Lots of good songs.

Lots of good rock and roll songs the Beatles had. I agree. All right, let's go into this Thunderbird. G'day, mate. Is this the remix? G'day, mate. Is this the remix? G'day, mate. Show me the money. G'day, mate.

Show me the money. Make me laugh. Go, make me laugh. Go, make me laugh. Go, make me laugh. Go. G'day, mate It's your birthday Show me, show me, show me, show me Good day, mate Good day, mate I don't think we ever made it that far

that was pretty good Thunderbird sound system cassette is this self-release? it seems to be so right? either way here we go. Moment. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thunderbird. Thunderbird. Thunderbird. Thunderbird. Thunderbird. Are on the loose.

Just one bird, right? Thunderbirds. Huh? Just one bird. Yeah, Thunderbird. Maybe it's the car. Thunder. Thunderbird.

Thunderbird. Oh, is there... Did they make a Thunderbird? Or is it a Firebird? There's probably both. That sounds cool as shit. Yeah. Those both sound cool as shit.

Oh, everybody's uncle drove one. Well, at least they worked on it. And they got shipped off to Nam. I'm going to get a Thunderbird when I get my license. Oh, that's a bad boy car. Oh, yeah. You put bad boy juice in that one. It doesn't take gas.

I like that you keep posting the same picture of that little dog, that Yorkie with the motorcycle. That's good Facebook work you got there. That's a bad boy dog. Dave, I'm a little concerned that you're getting into too much bad boy stuff. This is me now.

Just let me live my life, Mike. You gotta believe me. I'm doing the right thing. I like the decision you're making to become a bad boy. Alright, Dave. I like cool ranch Doritos. No, a bad boy. All right, Dave. I like Cool Ranch Doritos. No, you don't like Cool Ranch Doritos. You like an oversized Cool Ranch Doritos jacket.

Do you have one of those cars that looks like a giant M&M's package? There were two guys that had those cars in my parents' neighborhood. They had M&M and then something else. Are they getting paid by Hershey or anything i don't know i think it's just a weird underground car culture thing huh yeah that i think is over i don't think that's even yeah i think oh that didn't last huh no weird i think it was i think there were like four of them that the same guy oh okay they all had that same yeah just different yeah yeah it was the same person had all the cars he had like i don't know if he had all of them but he had like

four or five of them. So it wasn't even like a culture it was just one dude did it. Maybe. My dad told me it was a NASCAR thing. I said no it's not. That doesn't sound like a NASCAR thing. And we argued for a little while and I just gave up. I think Calvin peeing on stuff is a NASCAR thing right? Oh yeah. Dave's into that stuff.

Oh yeah. That's bad boy stuff. What do you like Calvin to pee on? I saw one of those stickers on the back of his car. On Dave's car? Do you have truck nuts now, Dave? My Calvin's peeing on Big Bird. Why Big Bird? Because fuck Sesame Street.

He must be like, is he really high up or is the stream going really high? Or is he peeing on Big Bird's feet? No, he's standing around a picnic table peeing on his head. Oh, peeing on Big Bird's feet? No, he's standing on a picnic table, peeing on his head. Aw, man. Poor Big Bird. Did he carve any curse words into the picnic table?

Yeah. Okay. Alright, Dave. I'm too tired for this shit. What tape do you got? Come on, man. Come on, man. What tape do you got? I'm gonna play this split cassette tape. Split? Let me see it, please. G'day, mate.

Oh, god damn it. It's on Bicephalic. You guys know Bicephalic? Yeah, it's part of... Bicephalic. It's part of the series here. They're doing like a split series, right? The one with the dog on the cover.

That's how you describe the one. These are pretty cool looking. I want the whole collection. Collect them all. Collect them all. This is a split between Promute and Homogenized Terrestrials. Alright. Alright.

Do all the splits have a title? Like a shared title? Yeah. That's tight. Yeah, they do. Here's St and bone hole bone hole that's very bad and then uh miguel a garcia and august trager august trager does this label think you're better than me chump so i'm going to play the homogenized terrestrial side. Okay.

It's called... Arga. I don't like fractals. They're stupid. They all look the same. What, fraggles? Why you got to be so complicated? Yeah.

You say fraggles? Fractals. Oh, they said fraggles. I was like, fraggles don't look the same. Yeah, they do. Fraggles? You got to believe me, all right? I just watched it last night.

You got to believe me. I watched it last night You gotta believe me I wouldn't lie to you about this Does your guy who does this Does he really believe this Or is he trying to fool people I don't think he knows Fool me once Alright play it Dave

I really want to go home Tabs out Thanks for listening to the Tabs Out 4 year anniversary episode number 80 thank you to Dwarfcraft Devices for sponsoring the episode check them out on the web at

dwarfcraft.com that's dwarfcraft.com dwarfcraft devices dwarfcraft dwarfcraft thanks to everyone John Pyle thanks for coming down Ian Franklinyle, thanks for coming down Ian Franklin, thank you thanks for coming over, hanging out

playing some tapes, Joe, Dave good job, everybody did very good you guys all did great you guys all did great and then we all go to the beach and there's jellyfish in the water so be careful in the water

And then get on a surfboard Oh, nothing is going on Except you and Lady Blue Surfing in the curl It's the best thing in the world But don't get bit by a crab I'll give a toast to you, my dear Joby with that snapping. You got the best rhythm I've ever heard in my entire life.

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