Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #81 | 3.27.16

Episode Date: March 27, 2016

Cob Raw, Pina Collider, Astrokade, Last Remaining Pinnacle, Remedmatika, Lovver, Comfort Food, DJWWWW, Channelers, Sapphogeist, Somnoroase Păsărele, Kate Carr, and German Army.

This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by a new sponsor, Dave. Oh, yeah? What do we got? You hear that? What's going on? You know what that's the sound of? That's the sound of the landscape. Sounds like a tape's getting eaten over there, Mike.

Oh, shit. Fuck. Wait, we get a... Tape prank. Sponsored by a tape deck company? It sounds like we got... We're getting sponsored by a tape deck company that exclusively eats tapes. It's the only...

It's the Tape Eater 5000. It's the only tape deck guaranteed to eat your tapes. Tape prank. That's not true. It's today's... Or this episode of Tabs Out is sponsored by the Landscape HCTT. That's the Human Controlled Tape Transport. Oh. What is that that you ask i ask that let me guess okay go ahead and guess i'm gonna guess it's something that you can transport tapes in uh-huh that's

made out of humans like a car made out of humans yeah you're thinking it's like a human centipede that you put gasoline like a big meat wagon that just delivers tapes all over the world how did you guess it that you're really good dave you know that really good branding oh this it is no let me let's let's get serious here the hctt is a compact cassette manipulation device which allows way off it's not a meat wagon d Not this time. It allows you to play a cassette with your hands, right? Or probably your feet if you wanted to. Similar to how you scratch a vinyl record. Oh, let's see that.

That's it right there, yeah. It's an aluminum enclosure. Look over your laptop, Dave. You can see it right here. I'm playing with it right now. Oh, that's a nice big knob. It's this, oh, that's a big ass knob. Oh, and you just control the playback on that, huh?

Yeah, you, you put a tape inside this jammer. It's got, like, uh, all the workings on the inside. It's got the, the tape head in there and everything. And you got a big knob. The knob goes through the tape. You turn it. And you got a big knob. The knob goes through the tape. You turn it. And however fast you turn it, it plays that

shit. Let me try. Reach on over here, big guy. It's got... There you go. It's got a... It's got left and right stereo outputs. Quarter inch and 3.5 millimeter. That's tight. Comes with an... It's built inch and 3.5 millimeter. That's tight.

It's built sturdy as hell. It's got these other two knobs up here will mute the left. It's the volume for the, yeah. So if you're listening to this in headphones, you might notice the one channel went out, came back. The other one came back. Maybe you want to put one channel went out, came back. Other one came back. Maybe you want to put one channel through some effects. Oh, now it's all weird.

Try to play the tape like it's supposed to sound with your finger. You want me to try? Hold on. Let me grab another tape. Let me put in Pastor Newell, February 6, 1986. Wives submit to husbands part 3. I'm real familiar with this. I'll be able to tell you if you hit it right. You know all of part 1 and 2. I got this at

the Salvation Army not long ago. Let's see if I can get it. No, you're bad. You're bad at this. Am I bad at this? It's pretty amazing that it took until like 2016 for somebody to come up with this

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the landscape HCTT that's human controlled tape transport check it out now hey Mike this is Matt Schumann from Cabra. I didn't know if you meant to leave a voicemail saying that message, but I guess I could do that.

Or if you want to call me back, I can do it there. But if I was going to do it on the voicemail and keep taking up precious voicemail time. It would maybe be like, hey, this is Matt Sheen from Cobb Raw and you're listening to Tabs Out Podcast. Thank you. Tabs out. Good night. This is F Podcast. Episode number 81.

81 is correct. You nailed it, Dave. Good job, Dave. Thanks. I try. Matt Schumann there with the... I try to get all the numbers right. Do you really?

One, two, three, seven. So it's not that you get them right, but you try. He wants to get them right. He wants. It's like a thing you think about. I've been working really hard on it. Like you wake up in the morning and you're like, man, I hope I don't screw up any numbers today. I just want to impress you guys.

Well, you're doing it. I got to say, I've been talking to Joe about this. I'm like, when you're not around, Dave, I'm like, it's just like this. I'm just kicking back. Dave's been doing a great job lately. I'm like, Joe, have you noticed Dave with the numbers lately? Has he screwed one up yet? No, he counts

good all the time. So we are proud of you. Thanks. Five, seven, thirteen. Joe, what do you got over there? I got a package. Oh, yeah? Mike did it.

Oh, I did? He left something for me to open. I did. I left you four to open. I know. Dave opened one. Joe, I think that package might be dangerous.

You think this has anthrax in it or something? What are you trying to do to me? It's from another country and there's no customs for it. We get a lot of international stuff, huh? But there's no customs for it. I'd say we get more international stuff

than domestic. Yeah. And look at the country I know it's fucking France Is it one of the bad ones To our address look at the country What here United States That's not what it says

What's wrong with you United States We read left to right Yeah but this is from france and that's the francis code unis means united in french and a tot a tots means states is that right states backwards means states yeah you guys are stupid it's french mike i'm american you don't know how they do it. All right. No, I'm going to open it right now. Yeah, go ahead and open it while I introduce the first tape we're going to play.

God, you're loud. You really opened in that thing. Open it up, Joe. What if spiders just... Bees! It's full of bees! Bees! French bees. Like...

Creep cheese. All right. I'm going to play this Cobb Rawl tape while we do this Hello Tabs Out Oh come on I'm not going to read the whole thing But they sent us a little separate baggie With a button The download code separate

And a sticker I'll use that bag for drugs And it looks really cool Let's go ahead and throw it in that pile The download code's separate. I like download codes. And a sticker. I'll use that bag for drugs. And it looks really cool. Let's go ahead and throw it in that pile. Put it in the pile, man. Put it in the pile. All right, let me get to this Cobb Brawl tape.

Yeah, go do it. Matthew Schumann did the intro, as I said, like 20 fucking times. And Kevin Hughes. It's a collaboration. I know one of these dudes is from Massachusetts. And I think the other one's from, I'm going to guess, Virginia. Those are good states. I think.

They got together and they recorded it. Fine states. Cobb Raw. I'd like to order some Cobb Raw when I'm at the deli. Give me some Cobb Raw. Raw. Raw. This tape is fucking good, man. These guys, I'm kind of just noticing this now.

I don't know which dude is which. The one guy in the back kind of looks like a young, you know the show pompadour on netflix no no pompadour pompadour no it's a weird one let's say a young attractive pompadour and the guy in the front when i do the you know uh you know when they say breakfast served all day? Does that include today? That guy looks like this guy with the glasses. Is that on Sundays? Right? No, that's not how I picture him.

No, that's not how you picture him? That's how I've been picturing him. I picture him with really thin curly hair. Oh, yeah? Really, really thin. I like this one more. Like angel hair, fine. Oh, come this one more. Angel hair, fine. That's my favorite kind of pasta.

Let me get this from you, and then we'll get into the tape. How damp? Oh, it's always really damp. I imagine it always being really wet. The locks are dispersed really far apart. Wet like he just got out of the shower, or he's a professional wrestler? Like a Razor Ramon character.

Like it just glistens like it like it's greasy uh well you can't really tell if it's greasy or wet i dig this uh red you can't really tell by looking if he just got out of the shower if he's just really greasy this red naroko case with this yellow shell tape and cabral reminds me of mcdonald's mcdonald's huh yeah that backward is warbach that's pretty you could use that too if you wanted to right nope all right well let's get into the first i believe it's the first track it might be two tracks i'm not really sure it might be three tracks let's get into this tape all right cabral self-titled tape on i believe gluxing records we'll discuss that more when we come back. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure what I'm going to have to go back to the first level. I'm sorry. The End Thank you. We'll be right back. And then they just left. Yeah, and then just left Titan.

Are we back or anything? Yeah, yeah. That's what I thought. I heard you say Cabral. Cabral. Self-titled tape on Gluxing Records, I believe it's pronounced. That was tight. Number seven on the label. Yeah, that was a good one.

It's a really good fucking tape, man. I think I'm friends with that guy on Facebook. Oh, yeah? Yeah. The Quit Razzy Me guy? Quit Razzy Me. Quit Razzy Me guy. Hey.

Hey. Hey. All right, my turn. I want to go. The Quit Razomy guy? Quit Razomy. Quit Razomy guy. Hey. Hey. Alright, my turn. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. You go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. You gonna go? Yep. I'm gonna play this tape. Pina Collider. I don't like Pina Colliders. Do you? I like them.

Yeah. Occasionally. What is it exactly? It's like a coconut based you know mixed drink thing no i don't like it yeah i don't really like coconut oh you don't like coconut not really that's weird because it's a lot of little things you know what i just started to like though cilantro now i love it you didn't like cilantro before it was too intense of a flavor it was intimidating it's intimidating yeah what is that be there? I don't know if I like that. Yeah. I love it.

It's like a David Lynch movie. It's like, no. You do like the cross arms. No thank you, cilantro. It's like Mulan Drive. You're like, I don't know if I like that. But then eventually you're like, I really like that. I don't know.

My palate changed. And you just got really into Twin Peaks. And you're like, all right. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. No, now I buy it all the time. Put on everything. Everything.

Almost. What won't you put? Where will you draw the line? Where will I draw the line? Yeah. When you go, no. No. No cilantro on that.

I don't know. Name something. Cilantro's my favorite. Watermelon. It's your favorite. Would you put it on watermelon? I don't really like watermelon. I'd probably put it.

I'd try it on watermelon. You know what? I think I might try it on watermelon. All right. It'd be pretty good, I think. You know what? I think I might try it on watermelon. All right. It'd be pretty good, I think. You know what? I think it'd be really good. Yeah.

I say we go and get a watermelon right now. Let's get a watermelon right now. Some cilantro. Let's test it out. Let's have that name by the end of the night, Dave. Can you get on that? Oh, yeah. Oh, what that is?

No rush, mate. Take your time. No rush, mate. Keep it casual. Don't get bogged down. Peanut Collider. Peanut Collider. You guys like peanut colliders?

What is a peanut collider? The tape's called Private Issue New Age, mixed from cassette tapes by J.C. Osmudson, The Realizer. The Realizer. That's like a show with a psychic cop. The Realizer. But he just realizes things that he forgot. So it's a cop that knows how a crime was solved

and then forgets. And then all of a sudden wait i'm realizing so i believe this is like he you know he mixed together private press new age records that scared you huh oh yeah big time dave dave just relax okay man this is new age um so mike you were saying... You know what? I didn't read the sticker when we were talking on the phone earlier. You dummy. You are so dumb. Proudly distributed by stimulus progression. That's what I said.

But this is a self-released... Yes, that's exactly what I said. I know. You don't have to rub it in, man. I like to get things right now and then. This is a beer bag. Competing sound clips there. Wow. I'm going to give that one to Dave.

All right. All right. So what is this? Who is this person? I don't know. Come on, man. Sorry, Dave. I just don't know.

I'm probably going to be going on the internet. I really dig this just like totally washed out picture. Like what is that? Like a mountain range? What's going on there? I think it's a seascape it's a seascape that is a seascape that's like the goonies when they hold like the map the key up the key and it doesn't really match does it it's kind of does no it's not beanbag it's not beanbag no it's two little rock formations and then a smaller third one i think so you want to play the dark side the The dark side. Or the light side? The dark side.

You know I like it dark. Those words stamped on either side of this tape. Dave, what font is that? Our resident font man, Dave. It's like a Cooper Black italics maybe or something. Cooper Black. Gotcha. All right, here we go.

The dark side of Pina Collider private issue new age show me mix from cassette tapes by jc as mudson the realizer so this one's a little long about like we're gonna put it's all like one side that's all mixed together we going to play about seven minutes. Seven? Dave, when I go like this, that means stop it. Not before I do. If I go like that, it negates his call. Keep it going.

But do I have to first go... I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. Here we go. He's ready. Dave's ready. That means he's ready to go. Stop talking. We are at dawn. With the opening of the earliest dawn and the lotus buds, my soul softly opens in prayer to receive thy light. Bathe each petal of my mind with thy radiant rays.

I saturate myself with the perfume of thy presence. And I wait to waft with the breeze the aroma of thy message of love to all. Bless me that with a spreading dawn I may spread thy love everywhere. Bless me that with the awakening dawn I may awaken all souls with my own and bring them to thee. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Gone. gone oh shit fuck man that was intense that was intense that was intense

there was a lot to like about that Dave easy there it is I like that Dave. Easy. Back. And we are back. There we go. There it is.

I like that. Peanut Collider. That tape's really good. The whole tape's good. Mike, stop that tape over there. What's up? Oh, sorry. Boink.

Private issue New Age mixed from cassette tapes by JC and Munson, The Realizer. I don't know where we're going to cut that off for the show. We listened to that for probably way longer than we're going to play it. It's a good mix. It gets even better then. It's a good one to do.

You're crazy. I like you. Alright, Dave, what do you got? Let's play this Astrocade tape. Astrocade. Yeah. This tape's called Memory Foam.

That's a really good name. Memory Foam would be a good project name, I think. I actually texted that to Joe. Did you? Oh, you did. I still think it's a fair game. No, Memory Foam was good. Oh, you did? I still think it's fair game. No, memory foam was good. Yeah, it's awesome. Have we played anything else on Kitchen Dweller before?

Kitchen Dweller. Like a fat person. Yeah. Is that what aliens someone's like like a World of Warcraft name kitchen dweller

it's just somebody that sits in the in the kitchen and smokes all day okay yeah like my mom like your mom she would light up

a lucky strike let it burn all the way down and then put it out and start another one the walls are just yellow from all the nicotine

they were too they were yellow. You take a plate off that wall, because you know you hang plates for decoration. Who does that? My mom. Old-fashioned. What kind of plate? Like decorative plates.

Well, like the States? Like the Last Supper. Oh, like the Last Supper. Oh, you hang that on the wall. Yeah. Oh, that hangs on the wall. That came off. That looked good.

It was an entirely different color. Like a circle behind it. Yeah. Or a square. It was disgusting. You don't know what's... I didn't tell you what's... What, a shape plate? Could have been behind it Or a square You don't know what it was Could have been the Star of David You don't know A Last Supper themed

Star of David shaped plate Paper plate I've heard of Juice for Jesus I like the Kitchen Dweller logo At least I think it's a Kitchen Dweller logo But maybe it's not What is it? You know what it's not the Kitchen Dweller logo But it's a kitchen dweller logo, but maybe it's not. What is it? You know what?

It's not the kitchen dweller logo, but it's a little light bulb, but the dome with a bulb is like a brain. Yeah, it's a brain. That's not their logo? I don't think so, because on the back, kitchen dweller up on the corner here is totally different. So you're talking about on the shell of the tape, there's a picture. Look. On the shell.

This is a beautiful... What is this, a Merlot? No, that's not a Merlot's that's like a grape starburst yeah it's like a grape starburst shell and what is this you're saying okay underneath it says kd15 which i guess is kitchen dweller number 15 the print's a little bit better on the other side though oh yeah it is isn't it i like this uh tron but that's not their artwork i don't think so the tron artwork yeah yeah it's fucking tight a lot to like about can't wait to hear this yeah where did you get this out of the this is out of the mailbag if you do uh-huh i wish i saw this

one before you did mm-hmm this better be good oh you're gonna don't waste my time dave you're gonna love it don't waste my time all right let's're going to love it. Don't waste my time. All right, let's get into it. All right, Astrocade. Memory foam on Kitchen Dweller. Come on, man. Come on, man. Good day, mate. All right, go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Astrocade.

Fuck yeah, man. Memory foam. That's just one guy, huh? Just one guy. Mike Pike. Well, it's Michael Pike. Mike Pike. Memory foam. That's just one guy, huh? Just one guy. Mike Pike. Mike Pike. Well, it's Michael Pike. Mike Pike.

Memory foam on Kitchen Dweller. It's Mikey Pike. Mikey Pike. It's a C38. It says Michael on the back of the tape. Edition of 40. How do they write on these things? On tapes?

With a pen. On these little Starburst jelly beans. Oh, there's like a little like... We got a lot of sweet treats. Happy Easter, everybody. Let me see one. Mike, tell us what you... Tell everybody what you told us over the...

Well, I bought a bunch of candy and plastic eggs for... So I could have an Easter egg hunt for my kids tomorrow morning. Or, you know, this is the night before Easter. When you're... I don't know when you're listening. Moment. So I had all this candy and these eggs. But then we went to like a community Easter egg hunt today.

So I just cut all those eggs, and I just hid those around the house. He's a smart one. So now we can eat all their candy. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. That's smart thinking. No, that's smart thinking. The little printing on here is ridiculous.

It is, isn't it? Let me see one. Pass me a jelly bean. Give him the green one so it really stands out. It says Starburst. Oh, I thought it would say like a riddle. But like... Oh, yeah.

They had to figure that out. That's a heavy DPI. Like that... They're like serious about their branding. Do you think there's a jelly bean printer that just like... It does one at a time. It's like... No, I think it's like inkjet.

You think? Or dot matrix. All all right i think they're hand painted i think the hand do a little i think it's a little decal it's like a sticker i rub mine off of course you did let's all enjoy a jelly bean. Green. Mouth stuff. Green's an interesting... I don't know what flavor. Don't chew in the microphone. No, that's why we did it, because it was funny, Dave.

What flavor is green supposed to be? Lime. That's lime? Mm-hmm. Let's move on. Just candy. Candy flavor. let's move on just candy candy flavor i have a double cassette here by a duo called last remaining pinnacle two of them huh two tapes called scroll way up to get to it human diagnostic

it's on a label that sent us a large cache of cassette tapes custom custom made music. And you can really call them out because all of their the stickers that go on the show, it looks like a tape you get from the library. You know what I mean? They're all the same. Dave, what font is that? Resident font man Dave. Dave knows all the fonts.

Librarian. That's why you got that font. That makes sense now now it's really working with her logo on it how appropriate of a name so I'm doing I'm looking I'm doing a little research

what the fuck was that I dropped the tape doing a little research on this label you can't erase that screw up I screwed up oh man

okay so anyway I'm looking this up and I see there's a fella in it it's two guys. Dave Allison and Dave

Deminsky. Apparently Dave Allison has been doing this project since the mid-90s. And then I'm looking... ... Come on, Dave. Quit it. It's a good story. Joe's gonna like this. I'm gonna like it. I like stories, Dave. Quit it. It's a good story. Joe's going to like this. I'm going to like it.

I like stories, Dave. I like drama. I didn't even say the number. Beauty and I like art. Go. So I forget how I got to it. I think I looked them up on Discogs and I noticed they did a split with someone. I can't remember who it was with.

But it was like a band like Facade Burn Black or something like that. Do you remember that band? Yeah. But it turns out this guy... Anyway, I'll cut to the chase. Yeah, give it to me. This guy, Dave Allison, was in that band, Facade Burn Black. Oh, all right.

And... Come on, man. Make me laugh. Go. I lost my... You said I was going to like it. It was... Yeah, it was going somewhere.

I forget where. It sounded good. But anyway, it comes in this double tall, thick vinyl box. Edition of 50. I know what I'm talking about. I know what I'm talking about. Like, facade for Blackheads. Like, what I'm trying to say is they did some.

Blah, blah. Why are you doing this to me? They were banned. I had a 7 inch maybe that's pretty good like stuff like clean plate records and stuff like that or whatever

come on man this isn't beanbag you're giving me these dead man stares you know I'm not I know what I'm talking about that's the thing I do know what I'm talking about but the world hey what happened I know what I'm talking about. I know what I'm talking about! That's the thing. I do know what I'm talking about. But the world... Hey, what happened?

All right, let's play it. I want to hear it. Gotcha. Let's get into this. Side A of the second tape. The orange, light orange side. Moment. Last remaining pinnacle.

Here we go. Maintain low tones with me. The The The Thank you. I'm not sure if you can hear me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my God. for the funny last remaining pinnacle oh goddamn girl double cassette called uh right here in front of me oh i'm hold it. Show me the money. Human Diagnostic on custom-made music. Joe, what I was trying to get at earlier with that story, I think it had something to do with the mandatory marathon comp.

They were on that. Right. With Capitalist Casualties and Charles Bronson and Palatka. Last Remaining Pinnacle was on that comp. We don't stop

until the screaming starts. You dig? They were on that comp. Yeah. I think that's what I was trying to get at. Oh, that's what you were trying to get at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, they were on that comp.

Crazy. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding. Oh, my God, I don't care. And we are back. All right, asshole, go. Oh, it's my turn, right? It's your turn.

I'm going to play. I know you played something off this comp, Dave. Frequency Asia Volume 1. Oh, yeah, it's a good comp, man. But I'm going to play. I know you played something off this comp, Dave. Frequency Asia Volume 1. Oh, yeah. It's a good comp, man. But I'm going to play something else from this comp. Because I thought. Has it ever been done?

The track was really good. It's a good comp, right? No, it's good. This is the last track on the B side. I think we all got a copy of this. Yeah. Who sent this to us? They did?

Yeah. Very kind. Thanks. Yeah, great comp. Good comp. There's a lot of rock music on here but this isn't a rock music track this is the last track on the b-side remy remed matika remed matika oh yeah on tn cosmic and the cosmic is what got me that's why i was like i went right to that one

i fast forwarded to it i swear to god I was like, I went right to that one. I fast forwarded to it. I swear to God. I was like, that one's going to be good. And you know what? It was a good one. So you want to play it right now? Do you know anything about this, Artis?

From Indonesia. That's all you know? Yeah. That's all I know. From Bekasi, Indonesia. Let's get into this. We talked about the... When did we play this last? It was probably three or four episodes ago.

Why is that scary, Dave? The screaming scared me. No, but why... You're great at numbers, Dave. You do numbers so good, man. Alright, well, let's play this tape. You ready? Yeah, I gave it to you. gave it to you oh you're asking if I'm like I'm ready

play Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Sushi 2, right? Oh, yeah, that's why I got like three avocado rolls. Because you were mad about Tika. That was tight, man. It's a good track. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, it is cool.

The label is also called Frequency Asia. Oh, you know what? It's the Frequency Asia Volume 1 comp. I'm just now realizing that Meng Key is on here. Who's Meng Key? He makes synthesizer modules. Stuff, Meng Key music or whatever.

Oh, from Indonesia? No, from Beijing. From Beijing. Oh, okay. Tight. Oh, I have to check that track out. I didn't check that one out.

Check it out. Check it out. Here's the thing. Jesus Christ. Did that just explode? You can't check that one out. Check it out. Check it out. Here's the thing. Jesus Christ, did that just explode? You can't erase that. Screw up. You really screwed up, Joe. Joe, you're a classic numbnuts.

Let's bring that back. People don't say numbnuts. Yeah, numbnuts. What's that mean? Like, it's just because my testicles, I have no feeling in them. I'm less of a man. I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. All right, Dave, you go. I know what I'm talking about.

I know what I'm talking about. Hand me that tape, Joe. Jesus Christ. I'm going to play this tape by, I think it's Lower. Lower than what? When you spell it on the internet, it's L-O-V-V-E-R. When you spell it on the internet? You's L-O-V-V-E-R. When you spell it on the internet? That's how they

spell it on the internet. Like that movie, The Witch, that just came out, but it's V-V-I-T-C-H. Ah, interesting. But on the tape, it's lower. Okay. Give it to me. They crossed two V's to make that W.

So, who knows I think it's Lover Dave's really good at numbers not too great at letters this is really nice I was going to say that shell imprinting is one of the best I've ever seen wait but did you flip from side to side oh you've touched it before you've touched it as soon as it came I've been flipping that thing non-stop

I like the one dot and then the two dots describe the whole thing I don't have the words I've been flipping that thing non-stop. I like the one dot and then the two dots. Describe the whole thing. I don't have the words. Let me just show you. I know what I'm talking about! It's like a gorgeous blue color shell with white imprinting. And normally white imprinting on a dark color shell like that doesn't come off... Classy.

It doesn't come off like... It's not thick enough. You can see through it. You know what I mean? No, that's nice. But that printing is fucking... That's a good flood print. Whoever...

Good flood print. That was an excellent... Whoever did that. Boys, let me show you this J card. Let me see. Whoa. Whoa. This is like a...

Whoa. This is like a centerfold. This is like a penthouse centerfold. How many panels is that? I found one of these in the dumpster one time. This is tight, right? Yeah, it's nice. You got to pay an extra nickel to get that through the tolls.

I like how lower is way up above the clouds. Yeah. that's nice. You've got to pay an extra nickel to get that through the tolls. I like how lower is way up above the clouds. Yeah. With that X. Yeah, what's this? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10 panel J card? Yeah. That's crazy. It's huge. What label is this? It's a beaut. Yeah, what

label is this? Klangold. Klangold. Klangold? Klangold. Klangold! What is this? Clangold. Clangold. Clangold? Clangold. Clangold! What is it again? And how are we saying it? Are we saying lower? We're just saying lower? We're saying lower. I think that's how we do it, yeah. You can

go to www. l-o-v-v-e-r .w-t-f What the fuck? They have.w-t-f-V-E-R dot W-T-F. What the fuck? They have dot W-T-F now? Who let that happen? Who let that slip through? Chris Corrado and Andreas Usenbens.

I'm Mark Maron, W-T-F. That was a good Mark Maron, Dave. Spot on, right? It was like he was here. I looked around like, Mark? This is a C-20 edition of 50. Hey, what the fuck? Mark Barron. Now put the garage door down.

Maintain low tones with me. Give me that tape. If anything, just to see that imprinting again. Hand me that tape. Oh, look what's sticking out. Come on, man. Quit being a jokester. Come on, man.

This is fucking gorgeous. Where's the fucking tape, man? Come on, man. Come on. this is fucking gorgeous where's the fucking tape man come on come on you can't erase that screw up just purposely screwing up all right well let's get into this lower tapes called wow let's um can i talk about the spider a little bit that's beautiful no i won't do that. This isn't over until I say it's over! Here we go. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Lower Lover Lower.

Lover. Lower. Let's take a vote. I say lower. I say lower. Lower. Lower. Lower.

Oh, unanimous. I guess that's it now, no matter what. That was tight, man. Yes. I've been staring at the zoning out to that artwork while i uh while we listen to that it's fucking uh it's a beaut yeah it's a beaut i'll tell you it's a beaut oh shit my turn yeah me's turn all righty i got a tape here this is a this is a nice title uh project's called comfort food i love comfort food it's called whatfort Food. I love Comfort Food. It's called Waffles.

What's your favorite Comfort Food? You're like, you're just like, fuck, man. My go-to. Today sucked. Today sucked. And you got like 20 bucks. Hmm. Come back to me.

Ask Dave. All right. Dave, what do you like? Huh? You like Comfort Food. You're like. I got it. Oh, what is it? Cheetos. Oh, oh, oh. Comfort? You're like comfort food. I got it. Oh, what is it?

Cheetos. Oh, oh, oh. Comfort food? Oh, all right. Are you talking about like a food, like a meal? Because to me, it's like a Capriati's. Are you talking about like a meal? Oh, yeah, Capriati's would be good.

Comfort food for you. Or a nice pizza from Tony's. If you want to hear some good stories, my dad was laying out some good stories to me the other day. Because you know he was in a band with the guy who owned Capriati's called Rot Iron when he was in high school. No he wasn't. Yeah, he told me some good

Iron Butterfly covers. Rot Iron? Yeah. They covered up. Oh, I knew he was in an Iron Butterfly cover band. Well, it wasn't just Iron Butterfly, but they covered up. But they did a lot of their hits. Yeah, on those routines. Rot Iron. RJ, but they covered... But they did a lot of their hits. Yeah, on those routines. Rot Iron. Rot... RJ.

You killed it. This is... Yeah, yeah. Killed it. So what are we doing? What are we doing? Comfort food? Comfort food.

I got mistaken. I went for just a snack I like. Yeah, yeah. Not a snack. I'm talking about food. You're talking about like a meal. Yeah, food. Yeah.

I don't know. What's Dave like? I don't know. Dave never answered. It's tough. I like a good waffle frolic. I like pancakes., food. Yeah. I don't know. What's Dave like? I don't know. Dave never answered. It's tough. I like a good waffle frolic. I like pancakes. Pancakes?

Yeah. Pancakes are pretty good comfort food. Or french fries. French fries are good. Yeah. From certain places. I can make a meal out of french fries. French fries are really good.

Yeah. That's a good one, too. No, these are all good. Already dead tapes. Cheese fries. Nachos. Nachos. Cheese fries.

Definitely nachos. I'd order some nachos right now. Is there a place that delivers nachos? No, there should be. It should be. They have to make them on the way to the house, though. I don't want them to make them at a location and then drive them to me.

I want them to start making them in the van and have them finished when they pull up to the door. Right. That's the idea. That's the million dollar idea. Last thing. Nacho delivery made in the van on the way to your house. I don't know what code was.

Hot nachos. That's a good band name. Hot nachos? I'm sure it is. That's definitely like a dad band. Hot nachos. No, that's like a band from Richmond. They play like Steve. That's like a Best Friends Day band. Hot Nachos. Hot Nachos. No, that's like a band from like Richmond. They play like Steve...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like a Best Friends Day band. Yeah, definitely. It could go either way, because I could definitely picture like a bunch of dads playing like Steve Miller band covers, and they're called Hot Nachos.

Hot Nachos. They wear like pineapple button-ups. Cabana wear. And like khaki shorts. Yeah. Yeah. Can I talk about comfort food now? Yeah.

Waffle frolic. Already dead. Already dead 192. Prolific label here. This is Daniel Wolf and Jake. Wolf and Jake. Biscuits and gravy. Oh, yeah.

I like some biscuits. I don't really like biscuits. No. No? God damn it, Jake. How about if they're really small and there's a lot of them? And they're covered in gravy? Yeah, I like that.

How small? Jake Marshall. What if they have gravy filling and there's a lot of them? And they're covered in gravy? Yeah, I like that. How small? Jake Marshall. What if they have gravy filling? Wait, what? What are we talking about with the gravy? Maybe biscuits with gravy filling. You're crazy. That'd be good.

No, that wouldn't be good. Why would you? Yeah, it would. No, with the gravy filling? Yeah, just a little bit in the middle. Like it's like hard and in there. And so you can eat them with your hands. You don't get gravy all over your hands.

Oh, you just pop them. They're poppers. They're little biscuit poppers. Biscuit poppers filled with gravy. That's a genius horrible snack food idea. Yeah.

People would eat the shit out of those. I'm just noticing now while I'm looking at the track titles for this tape is that they all could be talking about your penis.

Oh, let me hear it again. Gross but works. Rubber pickles. Rubber pickles. Rubber pickles? The happy good time fun situation. Feel good Fridays. Moment. They got minivans.

That counts. This is a really good tape. This is a very sexual tape. That's scary to Dave. Let's get into this. This is very sexual tape that's scary to dave let's get into this this is this is an awesome tape comfort food waffle frolic on already dead yeah it is cool I'm going to start. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Comfort food. Comfort food. Waffle Frolic cassette on already dead tapes.

Already dead tapes. That was a good one. That was jazzy fun time. Yeah. That was a jazzy fun time. Yeah, that was a jazzy fun time. That's good. We already came back from this once. Dave got really sick. We had to get him some water. We talked about other comfort

foods. You can't erase that screw up. Well, we did. We did. No, it got erased. Oh, but we can't erase it. We can't. Okay. can't okay we're always gonna remember there was some talk about big beef and cheddars i mean yeah let's just the past of the past dave how are you feeling now pretty bad pretty bad it's not feeling good so we're just gonna kick it into overdrive yeah what are you gonna play now no michael that's why i played now it's your turn

oh it's my turn dj w w w w one more w right w w w w w w it's your turn. Oh, it's my turn. DJ WWW. W. One more W, right? WWW. WWW. It's four. How many W's is it? Subtract those two. DJ WWW. It's four. It's four.

Four W's. Four W's. It's the. Have you ever been on the WWW before? I've never been on the dark web. No. I've heard about it. That's the wild world wide web.

Oh, it's crazy. You can do all kinds of stuff. Yeah. Is that where the silk rope is? The silk rope. You can buy out of print wrestling figures. Gold chains. Bootleg gold chains. Anything you need. And then you can

buy this. Synthetic weed. Arrogato tape on orange milk. Yes, this just came out not that long ago, right? With that Charles Burberay tape. Yeah, oh my goodness. My goodness gracious, don't get me started on that one. That Charles Barberay tape is fucking insane. Get that.

Didn't another one come out too? Wasn't there three? Oh, yes. It's almost like dancing on the cover of one of them. Yeah, I don't know who got that one. I forget. Let's not get into it. Yeah, let's play this one.

Pass is passed. This says DJ WWW. W. W. No. DJ WWW. WWWW. WWWW.

Is Lil Sega. Lil Sega. Wasabi Tapes. Okay. Nicole Brennan. All right. Plus Sign U. Okay.

Droken. All right. I sign you. Okay. Droken. All right. I think these are all different aliases. I think Dave is droken right now. Yeah. Are you droken over there, Dave? Yeah. So play it.

Well, hand it to me. I gave it to you. Oh, yeah. I was reminding you. All right. Yes, sir. All right. Well, let's get into this.

DJ W-W-W-W. Arigato Cassette. Orange Milk Records. This one dedicated to Dave. RIP. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. You are so dumb. And we are back! Are we back? You can't erase that screw up.

We've been erasing tons of screw ups. DJ W-W- I know what I'm talking about. I know what I'm talking about. DJ W-W-W-W. W-W-W. Or you got to cassette on orange milk. Or maybe it's DJ V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V.

We're having a lot of issues with those W's and V's tonight, fellas. Let's get it together. On this cover, are these like Venetian blinds? They are Venetian blinds. So what's on one side and what's on the other? There's a hand and a tongue. Is that the same person? Well, no.

It's not the same person, but they're on that side of the blinds. I don't get art. What about just like a nice pond, like a lake? Yeah. You know? Show me a landscape. Just a guy fishing. Just a lake yeah you know show me a landscape just a guy fishing just a guy fish a bowl of fruit or something i like a nice bob ross i was just about to say do you guys have hulu no no there's uh bob ross is on there i know there's like there's

like five seasons i watched one the other day it was amazing are there really five seasons well no there's 20 something seasons there's only five seasons on hulu are you it was on for that long i guess i thought it was just like the same 10 10 episodes there's 25 seasons like they just played them for years i don't think so wow what do you when you say it was amazing what do you mean he made this mountain okay in like four strokes and it was the most detailed mountain i've ever seen in my life you're talking about artistically it was amazing yeah it was not like the shit he said was awesome well all that was great too you know like he's so calm so calm he's just having a good time and he wants you to have a good time too because why not let's all just have a good time yeah yeah why not why not that's

like that's like my motto man it's just like like you just have a good time and i'll just have a good time we're just gonna chill let's all just like have a good time because why not because why not it says that on the back of the shirt dot dot dot because why not question mark i'll paint the shit out of some shit anyway it was awesome he put a tree in the foreground made some branches he's crazy what did he did he used to say? Happy little sun? Everything was happy. He was like, maybe these are happy little clouds. You know, we're having a good time.

Because why not? Why not? Because why not? All right, Dave, if you're still with us, how are you feeling? What's your temperature, Dave? What's the frequency, Kenneth? So what's the temperature in your head? What's the temperature in your head building?

I would say he's feeling pretty good. This isn't beanbag. You gotta see a doctor. You better call Dr. Pepper about that one, Dave. You know I will. What do you got? Channelers.

Channelers. New jam. Newest jam on Inner Islands. Tape called Essex. Oh, yeah. This is tight. Tight. This is a chiller.

I like the cover a lot. This came out. This and a softest tape. Yeah, that softest tape is awesome, too. That is a chiller. I like the cover a lot. This came out in a softest tape. Yeah, that softest tape is awesome, too. Look at that cover. Look at the different shades of purple on this. We got about four different shades of purple on here.

Everything from lilac to sour grape. Well, you sure run the gamut on the purples, boys. Nice muted lavender here. This is a C40 edition of 100. Well, that's a lot. That's a lot.

I actually have two things written down. I have C40, and then next to it, I have C35. Hey, what happened? So it's around that long. Hand this to me, Dave. You're crazy. It's pretty. I love the shit.

It is cool. I love the thing that Inner Islands does. It's beanbag. On the spine, there's always the little white area with their logo on it. And the color scheme's all nice. It's all pretty. Show me, because shades of purple. Show me the money. I've heard of shades pretty. So many shades of purple. Show me the money.

I've heard of shades of gray, but shades of purple? Gotcha. Well, I think we're in for a sexual treat. Here it is. Yeah, it is cool. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. The power of the divine power is the power of the divine power. Thank you. ¶¶ I'm a man to them is really small. My knees get cold. Yeah. I don't like warm baths. I gotta like... Wait, what?

I'll joke. I want it hot. Oh, warm? Yeah, hot. Hot. Hot bath, yeah. Yeah. I thought you were gonna say

you like it cold. No, I'm not. Like, you're like, Stacey! Stacey! Stacey! Bring in more ice! The water's not cold enough!

Oh, the ice melted! No, I like a hot bath. I'll take it getting warm. I like it really hot. Like really hot? You like to hurt. Yeah, to almost hurt. And you're not a serial killer.

Like when you get out, you're skin-chilling. All red. Like you're in it like... All right, what's that? My turn? I know what I'm talking about. I know what I'm talking about. Sophagist.

Sophagist. How do you say that? From the self-title tape on No Rent. This is No Rent number 18. I ain't got no rent, man. I ain't got no rent. Oh, you're doing it. I see that you're doing some thorough good.

Yeah, thorough good. Keep going with it, baby. You got it. I ain that you're doing some Thorogood. Yeah, Thorogood. Keep going with it, baby. You got it. I ain't got no rent. She said I don't. There you go. I say you put you two guys together. You buy Thorogood's material.

His act. Buy it from him. Is he alive? Is Thorogood alive? Yeah, he's still alive. I wonder if he ever got that red money. I always like his guitar tone. You liked it?

I like the way his guitar sounds i don't like his music but i like the sound of his guitar i think the clothes he wears i think he makes good wardrobe like i figured i picture him as just like a white t-shirt and jeans kind of guy oh yeah i ain't got no rant. She said I know. You're getting too fancy with it. This is a project by Zoe Burke. It's a C-28. Just came out. And it is a burner, man.

This is a good fucking tape. What? I didn't even start talking about it. I was going to talk about this cover, right? You can't erase that. Screw up. Are you just going to keep playing sound clips until I play it? I think they all work. Every one of them.

Works for what? Does it get me to stop talking? No, and then you fumble, and then I play. You can't erase that. Screw up. And then that makes you mess up again, and then Dave plays like, come on, man. All right. So you got it all played.

It's really starting to work. It sucks because I knew that was coming and it still got me. It's hard to dodge them. They get you real off track. You don't know what to do. And now you can't.

So I'll just play the tape. Yeah. Oh, man. on no rent. Can I say it's another purple tape? A lot of purple. Here we go. When I look at you And no speech is left in me My tongue breaks, then fire raises under my skin. And I tremble And I grow pale For I'm dying now

Such love for you. Or so it seems to me. I'm sorry. To sing and breathe Living in the leaves A more presidential candidate Looks like a penis The more likely it is you'll be elected Limitations of the warm on me All strange things to come to tell the way

Step into your skin He raised me up He heard me but it felt like too long Gentle voice down loud Loving you is sad, but we're not Here's all my friends, all your friends Hear me now, now I can kiss I saw your friends You made that all feel like a chance I can hear all that I can hear all that sound collapse

Give me some of that I'm not sure if I'm supposed to do All this press, I don't believe I'm falling down in the mud And I'm in out In a cold mountainside Pulled by the hands of the cross I adore the air I'm a warthog I'm in a cell

That I'm burning for The flesh Torn out of the wind I adore thee, I think of that burning water flesh Torn out of the infallible flesh I adore thee I adore thee, I think, the fragrance of sweet flowers. I don't know what you're saying. Sapphire Geist. Sapphire Geist. Sapphire Geist.

We are back. No Rent Records, number 18, Jason Krumer's label. Oh, yeah? Which was around for a bit many years ago. Oh, a long time ago. And then a well-oiled magician disappeared.

And then just came back recently. He's been pumping stuff out. Put out a pretty tight Trogpite tape. I know what I'm talking about! I know what I'm talking about! A Garrett tape. Garrett Whitmer? Yeah, exactly. Blackfire?

What label did he do? Misanthropic Agenda? That's what it was. Well, he still does under just Garrett. That's old school shit. Man! Back in the day in 72, I saw Jizz Hammer.

I saw Critterbone. I saw Critterbone and Peckercorn. They was opening up. It was crazy. You're crazy. Alright, Dave. No, Joe B. Joe B's the man.

Let's see about this. Oh, shit. Same thing. Rewind that side, Dave. Sorry. They played at the Fat Tractor back in 83. The Fat Tractor. The Fat Tractor.

Yeah, man. All right, let's see if I can do this. I can do it. Let me look at it first before you do it. Let me see. Oh, no, you can't do this. No, I can do it. Give it to me.

I haven't even looked at the second word yet, and I already know you can't do it. I can do it. Stop it. Somno, Rose, Pasarela. Ach, mal, ach, well. Maybe. Somno, Rose,arelle. Achmal Achwell? Maybe. Somno Rosse Passarelle. I have no clue.

Of the Tuscany Passarelles. Okay. I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. This is a Baba Vagna release, right? Yeah, man. They never let you down. It looks really good. I wish you could see it I love how Baba Vagina

is tight oh shit that is fucking so tight the tape is called such a good juxtaposition the two sides are so so different I like the little bat mountain wave thing yeah the Baba Vagina logo that they always put everywhere

it's always cascading all around. It reminds me of like a Louis Vuitton bag. Yes, exactly. That's exactly what I was thinking. Right? Joe, you took it right out of my head. You took the words. It's beanbag. It's not beanbag. This isn't beanbag. It is beanbag. It's beanbag.

I know what I'm talking about! Hand me the tape. G'day, mate. Why did you say that one? Like, hello. Who's playing the good... Is it you? What? The good day, mate?

Yeah, it's me. It's you, okay. A lot of new clips. I'm not sure who's doing them. No, that was from last time. Yeah, but it was new last time. Yeah, it was new last time. All right, let's see if this is done or not.

Maintain low tones with me. All right, I think we're ready to go you want to pump into this you will try to say this again I'm strapping in some rose a a pasoletti it's some the rose what is it what do you do with the A's when it's got the little thing over you pass a rally Really? Tape's called Co or C-O. One of the two. On Baba Vanga. Here we go. Here we go. Thank you. so so Thank you. The Thank you. We are the country! I love you. so so so make me laugh.

Go. That was good. And we are back. And we are back. Who was that? It's good. It's good. The more I listen to it, the more it's good.

So Axl Rose is the singer of ACDC now? Oh, yeah. I heard that. Are you fucking kidding me? He's not weird as shit. It's going to be awesome. I have a question. Wait, what happened to that guy? He died? He went deaf. No. He can a question. What happened to that guy? He died?

He went deaf. No, he can't hear no more. Are you serious? The drummer got convicted of murder or something. The guitarist had a stroke. And the singer went deaf. All in a matter of like two years. So now it's Axl Rose, Slash, Buckethead, Duff McKagan.

There's no original members left anymore. Really? No, I'm making that up. Oh, you're making all that up. So what is the truth? Eric Wood. No, Axl Rose. You hear Eric Woods in ACDC now?

Axl Rose. All right! Keep going. Back in block! That's good I was hoping Dave was going to do some ACDC lyrics as Eric would I can't do that

okay alright copyright infringement we won't do it whose turn is it is there a reason why you brought that up Dave the ACDC X-Rose thing just cause it's crazy we are back I said back in black and it just reminded me that i did that's crazy how the how the human mind works yeah it's just wait you know you just

just whimsically it's like are we just like on a piece of dust floating through the universe wander the halls of your imagination you know sometimes you sometimes i like to sit there and really think about deep stuff yeah write. I write it down sometimes. I carry my guitar. I got so many ideas in my head. I'm constantly writing my poetry. Oh, yeah. And my dream journal is packed to the brims.

I need another one. I need another moleskin dream journal. I have a whole series. Yeah, mine's got a little lock on it. Sometimes I just need to get it all out in song for my secret stuff for your bad boy stuff yeah i got secret maps in there and stuff where where did the maps go to treasure yeah like cool cool spots yeah cool spots i mean like it's just a map that says cool spots. Cool spots.

Just go there and smoke some cigarettes. Smoke cigarettes. But it's like a four-year-old drew it. It's like a creek bed, but you can ride your BMX. You know what I mean? It's a cool spot, man. There's a little trail. Drink a beer back there.

There's a little trail with a hill on it that you can do a little jump on. Dave's cool spots. He's got a folder on his desktop called Dave's Cool Spots. One's like a really big rock in the middle of the woods. With spray paint all over it. He sprayed paint on the penis, so he drew a penis on it. Then I tried to erase it

so I wouldn't get in trouble. With gray colored spray paint. But it's still really obvious. To try to match the rock? Yeah. Not just go over it with green? No, no, no. Dave's cool spots.

But he also has something like the movie theater because he wants there to be a lot. So it's not really quality as much as quantity. I spray paint the grass most times though just so I don't get in trouble. Just cut that. Because the way I understand it, Dave, with your bad boy-ness, you're not afraid of the police.

I'm not afraid of the police. No. But you are afraid of your parents. That's very true. All right, classic bad boy. Dave's a classic bad boy. Dave, how many slingshots do you own? Twelve.

Twelve. You could slingshot a slingshot with a slingshot. It's beanbag. It's not beanbag. All right, go. What are you going to play? And we are back. Cake car.

Cake car. I love cake car. I love cake car. Cake car. That's as good as the nacho van. Not cake car. From nacho van comes cake car. Cake car.

It's a car they make the cake on the way to your house. It's a big car. It's like a Lincoln Town Car. Super classy. All electric and stuff. Leather. Leather. He's a two-door.

Leather. Heated. 1987. Lincoln Cadillac. It's a two-door hatchback. There's two guys that are like hunched over real low in the back. Beaten eggs. Constantly spilling eggs. The heat of the engine.

The back seat is disgusting. Oh, it's really gross. Yeah. So dirty. So much egg. There's one guy in the front seat. He's standing up heat of the engine. The back seat is disgusting. Oh, it's really gross. Yeah. So dirty. So much egg. There's one guy in the front seat. He's standing up out of the sunroof. Looking back in the windshield so he can see what he's doing.

So my understanding of this is that when they arrive, it's just a bowl of mess. Yeah. It's just a bowl. So it's like, here's your cake. Here's the batter. Well, they get the ingredients kind of together for you. And then you finish it there. It's like they start it for you. They get the ingredients kind of together for you and then you finish it. It's like they start it for you.

Oh, so it's like all the fun of making a cake, just put it in the oven without all the work of doing the ingredients. That's the pitch. Is it coming in a Tupperware? No, it's ready to go.

In a cake pan. In a cake pan, ready to go bags no it's not in a cake pan in a cake pan right ago in the oven in a cake pan but it's the wet uncooked uncooked dough is there like is there a top is there a lid to it yeah yeah it's like a thin plastic okay this actually is a really good idea and you just call me like you know you want cake for after dinner and you're like yeah and i'm like, alright. That's not going to put the icing on? It comes with it, like the toaster strudels did. That little packet.

Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds. I think it should roll out like sod. It should just be fondant that you put on. But good fondant. It should only do wedding cakes, too. Only do wedding cakes? Oh, it's for emergency? Emergency wedding cake service. Yeah.

I'm glad we got to the bottom of that one. Dave, what's he be playing? An emergency wedding cake service that delivers you an uncooked wedding cake. Because you still have to seem like you're cooking it. Your own wedding cake? I don't know. You didn't... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You didn't cook your own wedding cake? I got a feeling this jabronating cook his own wedding cake. I don't know what didn't whoa whoa whoa joe i gotta feel this jabronating i don't know what they do in russia day what kind of fucking man are you that you didn't kill cook your wife or a wedding cake dave you beast all right what are you playing what tape you playing on this podcast i love cake cake could also be a car you eat. Like it's made of cake. It could be a car. The wheels could be donuts. Or cookies.

I would eat a car. If it was made out of donuts and shit. The whole thing? What if it's still red on gasoline? Eh, you just siphoned it out. No, it would run on like, probably like Kool-Aid or lemonade. I'll leave that part for you. Hey, me and this guy,

Willy Wonka. I've been watching a lot of Willy Wonka. Kate Carr. Which one, the new one? No, the old one. Oh, good. Kate Carr.

It was a time of labored metaphors. Ooh, too scary. On Helen Scarsdale Agency. That is the best name for a label I've ever heard. It is pretty good. I think, is Helen Scarsdale

actually the person who runs the label? Helen Scars think is Helen Scarsdale actually the person who runs the label? Helen Scarsdale? Helen Scarsdale, yeah. Hey, big boy. That's definitely like the... This is Helen, uh, number 35. The 35th release

on this label. And I don't... Who is Kate Carr? Very nice presentation. This is the first Kate Carr... Beautiful. This is presentation. This is the first Kate Carr. This is beautiful. This is the first Kate Carr I've ever seen. Show me the money. Yeah, we don't know who this is.

This looks fucking incredible. What kind of paper is this? It's like a... You should know this. Yeah, you're in the industry. Wow, it's a different time. That was the old days. Don't bring that up.

Is that kind of like a linen? Kind of maybe like a cloth paper Oh let me feel it It's got a toothiness to it I don't know That's nice though Yeah this is beautiful Very simple show Oh Kate Carr

What did you think we were saying You thought we actually were saying Kate Carr And that's why I thought we went into the bit. Okay. I understand your confusion now. Kate Carr. Kate. Yes.

Kate Carr from Belfast. Kate Carr. Okay, well, let's get into this shit, man. Make me laugh. Go. You want to listen to this? We could try it. Show me the money.

You guys, I got a tape deck. If you want to, we could listen to this Kate Carr tape. If you know what I mean. It was a time of labored metaphors from the Helen Scarsdale agency. Kate Carr.

Why do you have a weird dazed and confused look? Look like you should have a boogie board, Dave. Hey, man. I was trying to do that Paul Red. All right, let's do this. Do it. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. so so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test. Thank you. I'm sorry. I love sorry. Cake car.

Hold on, man. Hold on. Cake car. It could be like we already said it's like a car that brings you cake. We already said it was a car made out of cake. I think we've exhausted that one, right? Yeah. Cake's car.

That was tight. Yeah. It was a time of labored metaphors on the Helen Scars. It was a time of labored metaphors. What is this, like, character you're doing? No, that's the song. That's how it goes. That's how it goes.

Speaking of that's how it goes, are we going to take it home tonight right now? And we are back! And we are going out, right? Am I right? Yeah, you're taking us out. Last tape. You ready? Good job.

Let's do it. Go out on this German Army tape. Who doesn't love a German Army? I feel like this year we've received 12 German Army tapes and a VHS already. They pump them out, man. A very prolific project of one, maybe multiple people. There's a mystery behind it. It's like a Twilight Zone.

No, it's like an X-Files episode. What do you guys think of the new X-Files? I haven't watched it yet. No? Me neither. I don't think I really like the X-Files. I've marathoned a lot of it. And it got to be really... If you watch them all in a row, they're really stupid. I keep forgetting that you don't like the X-Files. I've marathoned a lot of it. And it got to be really...

If you watch them all in a row, they're really stupid. I keep forgetting that you don't like the X-Files. Yeah. I hate that Scully never believes anything. Yeah, yeah. And when she does... He doesn't believe anything. It's really stupid writing.

Yeah, you hate that. I would say... And then you described one episode to me of the new one. My favorite one. It sounds like one of the stupidest things I've ever heard of. With Murray as the lizard man. Come on, no spoilers. I like that one a lot.

I talked to someone else. They said it's the best episode. It's the best hour of television in years. German Army gone in luxury on altered states. It's a C-28 that came out. There's an Australian label. The altered states. Are you afraid of the Aussies, mate?

Good night, mate. They keep it casual, mate. You all right? What got you going there, Joe? Dave's guy when he's like, enough about me, I want to know about you. Oh, yeah. That's one of his off-show characters, though.

He only does that in real life. He doesn't do it on the podcast. That's mostly an over-Facebook kind of thing. Yeah. It's good, though. And text, too. And text. I don't want to talk about that. Yeah. It's good, though. Because I picture the character. And text. I don't want to talk about that on the show.

Good day, mate. All right. Well, let's get into this tape. End it off. Dave's feeling kind of sick. Dave, how are you feeling? Pretty sick. Dave, just relax.

Joe, what do you think it is? What do you think is wrong with Dave? Dave, you are too upset. I got the squeamish. Dave, you're making me nervous. Come on, man. All right. Well, episode number 80 brought to you sponsored by Landscape HCTT.

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The big knob flub. Yeah, I took, like, the screen off of, like, a fan and put it on there. I don't know what you were doing. Yeah. It used to be pretty. But, yeah, check them out. Pick that up. Episode number 80, German Army.

Gone in luxury. Dave's last episode in Memorial. Dave's last episode? He's not looking good. Oh, my God. Blood just came out of his mouth. Oh, no, he's fading into the ether. Find out next week what happened to Dave.

Dave, Dave, do you have any last words before you float away? Float away. And we are back! The Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Hey, hey. I'm going to go to the other side. Yeah, yeah. The I'm going to go ahead and get back to the road. The The I'm going to try to get a better view of the road. Hey, hey, what are you doing? Hey, hey, what are you doing? I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you.