Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #82 | 4.10.16

Episode Date: April 10, 2016

Bilhazia, V N C F, Igor Amokian, Motion., Dhampyr, Aaronmaxwell, Gemini Revolution, Jake Meginsky, My Brother Daniel, Liquid Skulls, Winter Sleep, Bent Spoon Duo, Radboud Mens, and Mudd Corp.

Go. make those somebody does the ones where you can rewrite over them yeah in case you don't want to just throw that one away well dave do i need to talk to you about landfills again and how they're unsustainable come on mike they already made them they're gonna go into a landfill anyway eventually yeah well or you can hang them from your rearview mirror you could do that or put them on your christmas tree or i've seen people hang them in their front yard on their pear trees and stuff on their what on their pear trees and stuff they're just on their pantries wait you don't have a pantry in your front yard yeah but get back on topic duplication.ca you can get your blank tapes there they'll dub your tapes you can buy all of your cassette supplies there everything i'm talking about naroko cases singles doubles triples they got dribbles dave get back in reality okay man get out of your front

yard pantry come back to reality what are you doing in there anyway what are you doing in your front yard pantry getting stuff ready for dinner kind of weird shit you doing i'm getting my flower and i'm not talking like you know they got your standards you're you're sitting there right now you let me let me explain what our listeners are doing you're sitting there right now you let me tell let me explain what our listeners are doing you're sitting in your front yard pantry where nothing but overalls nothing underneath oh that's uncomfortable poking a dead frog with a stick going yeah i bet they got like two color tapes no you dummy they got the widest selection impossibly give me some give me some some echo the world i'm talking about if you go to duplication.ca right now that didn't

really sound like a world that sounded like a bathroom do it again the bathroom the largest selection in the bathroom of cassettes in the bathroom i'm talking about and i love how if you go to their website duplication.ca you click on hover over cassettes and then cassette selection guide they they're constantly updating with new stock oh they got a bright yellow one there's a little there's a little spool pop up and go what kind of tapes you're looking for mate that would be good it doesn't i don't like when you do the australian i'm talking about all kinds of crazy you got your standards you got everything all the standards all the ones we've known to love but then excuse me we're talking about crazy crazy ooze green and hyper yellow ooze green

ooze green we're talking about the secret of the use, the turtles. We're talking about crazy, beautiful pinks and clear with red leaders and glitter tapes. They got glitter tapes with the... They got tapes and they put the glitter inside of them. Does it come out? Because I don't like when glitter gets on things because you can never get it off. Oh, no. You never get that off. That's permanent.

It is permanent by law. No, this glitter, I think it's part of the plastic, Dave. It's not like they had a salt shaker of glitter, and after they dub your tape, they just sprinkle it in there. You dummy. That would be pretty good. That would be a nightmare, though.

I imagine a lot of people would complain about that. If you go to duplication.cz, it's like the knockoff site. That's how they do it. They just fill the shell with glitter? Yeah, they just have the salt shaker glitter shells clear shells that they dazzle with glitter they've got like prison tapes with a knife in it yes big problem with that well i'm looking at one now what is this tape this high precision cassette shell high precision huh it's like this like all the parts inside of it all the plastic parts are like red but the rest of it's clear it's beautiful oh yeah i was i was

talking about that last time looks like a jordan tape you know what i really love about duplication is the imprinting you know there's always like a border on cassettes around the center spools and around the outside where you can't print yeah where there's no imprinting they basically cover the whole fucking front and i think it's because they do this thing they do like this pad printing i watched a video of it today that i could i'll tell you i could watch it for for hours where it's like a pad and the pad is pushing itself onto the tape and basically covering the whole thing with an image. I saw, let me, I don't mean to tell tales outside the school, Dave,

but I'm going to tell you what I saw today. And we've mentioned this before. Can people, can you get, can one receive, is it obtainable, two-color imprint on one side of a tape? I would imagine so. Have you ever seen it, though? I don't think so, no.

I got a picture today from duplication.ca. Two-color. It looked beautiful. It better. It did. No, it's really surprising that you never see that. I'm shocked. Yeah. Duplication.ca. Check them out on the web.

The thing I just said. Duplication.ca. I'm on the web and what the thing i just said duplication.ca i'm also noticing right now their email address is infos at duplication.ca infos infos more than one so you can get all your info there yeah i mean some in some places you only get one info and that's it and then you if you message them again you say you're all out of info sorry yeah or they have like the free click here to order more infos they have like the frequently... Click here to order more infos. They have the frequently asked question portion where you get one question and gold members, you can see more of the questions they get asked.

I love, especially with tape labels that put out like three tapes when they have like a frequently asked question portion of their website. And it's like, how many questions are you really getting at? Like you put out like four tapes limited to 20.'re all still available and you're like i just can't field all these emails i gotta put on there like how much is shipping that i get asked this every

day i can't respond to these emails give me a break you used to see that a lot more a lot more like on those geocities sites oh yeah with a nice guest book you got a counter at the bottom you gotta have you gotta have a fact section Maybe you're in a web ring. You could be. That's how you get viral. That was how you used to get viral. Duplication.ca use discount code, this is all one word,

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one order, please. One order of tape, please. And here's my code. And they're like, well, we need some more infos. Duplication.ca. Yo, this is QBLA from Bonding Tapes and you are listening to Tab Talk. Thank you. hello hi dave time's out hi guys oh hi joe b what do you got over there the beer no the other thing Oh, I got my magic flute Oh yeah? Let me see that magic flute

How does it work? The old skin flute Hold the button in until the light stops Starts to blink Not with two hands Two hands? Look how big his hands are I know

I can't even see the thing No, you keep sucking it until the light starts to blink That's what your dad said Tabs out Does he have like a timer? Oh, it tastes good Keep sucking it until the light starts to blink. That's what your dad said. Tabs out. Does he have a timer? It tastes good. Yeah, it does taste good.

Tabs out. My dad would say that too. Oh, my God. Tabs out number 62. Get serious, though. Too soon. Too scary. How are you guys doing tonight? I'm too scared i'm ready to party here we go here we go all right cut it out tabs out cassette podcast episode number 82 good day mate good day mate i love that guy he hangs out back there, huh? That's all he says.

What number? 82. 82. It can't be for any number, dude. Yeah, I think we need to have a discussion about this. Hey, what happened? Here we go. Gotcha.

Oh, it was a 69 prank. Okay, I get it. You son of a bitch. Here we go. All right. Let's get into this. Quit messing around. I want a super cut of every time you say, let's get into this.

Do I say that a lot? I think you say that a lot. Let's get into this? Yeah. Give me that. Thank you, sir. You guys want to play a tape? I like super cuts that a lot. Let's get into this? Yeah. Give me that. Thank you, sir. Who wants to... You guys want to play a tape? I like super cuts.

I like cassette tapes. What are we doing? Is this a podcast? Yeah. We're going to watch Air Bud. Two? All of them. Air Bud Golden Receiver?

Receiver, yeah. Two or three. I like Air Bud Spikes Back when he has the uncanny. Oh, for anyone listening, look at all the Wikipedia pages for the Air Bud movies because they all say that they find out he has the uncanny ability to play insert sports. I want to see Air Bud meets Mighty Ducks. Yeah, they didn't do a hockey one.

Only yet. Yeah, you're right. Dave, I'm going to ask you a question. Do you know who played Air Bud? No. This is for everyone out there. I don't care.

Comet from Full House. Yeah. Oh, what? Yeah. You acted like you didn't care. You're right. Buddy the Wonder Dog,

right? Yeah. And then after that, just for the first one, just various golden retrievers. Like they had Comet and then they had a

whole crate packed with them that smelled so bad how do you get your dog into acting? I don't know man well funny shit ass Dave you want to read my new book how do you get your dog into that about how to get your dog into acting what do you think it's harder what a weird life to live

like where your dog acts weird for who the dog or for the owner for the human I think it'd be pretty awesome you don don't have to do shit, really. Yeah, but really, you gotta train him. You gotta take him to all kinds of training classes all the time. Yeah, but then somebody else does the training. You gotta eat the right food.

You just take him somewhere and somebody else trains him. Go to the right park. I like the... Meet the right other kinds of dogs. The downside for this for Joe is you have to take care of the dog. I don't get why someone else can't just take care of it. Well, then you train another dog to take care of the dog. How much money do you think a dog

makes versus a person? I don't know. I would say a dog makes less than a zombie on The Walking Dead. How much per episode of Full House did Comet make?

Oh, he gets paid in clams. He gets paid in... It's gotta be at least puppy time. 400 bucks. 400 bucks. Per episode. 40 kibbles. That the owner of Comet made. I would think it'd be Comet from Full House.

The original Comet on Full House. Your buddy the Wonder Dog. I say they're getting more than 400. More than 400 an episode? With the right kind of representation? That's it. on Full House. Your buddy, the Wonder Dog. I say they're getting more than 400. More than 400 an episode? He only gets craft service. With the right kind of representation. That's it. That'd be tight if you could just have, run them loose.

How much do you think the owner... Dogs can't be in acting unions. The dogs in Puppy Bowl, on the night of the Super Bowl, Animal Planet has the Puppy Bowl. Do you think their owners are getting paid anything, or do you think it's just the thrill of the game? It's the thrill of the Super Bowl, Animal Planet has the puppy bowl. Do you think their owners are getting paid anything, or do you think it's just the thrill of the game? It's the thrill of the game still.

Yeah. It hasn't been tainted by that yet. Are cats involved in puppy bowl? I feel like they have a halftime show. I don't know. I've never seen puppy bowl. Cats have a halftime show? Yeah.

I don't know about that. I don't know. I'm a Bud Bowl man. I'm a Wing Bowl man. Now we're talking about Bud Bowl. That's a whole new. All right. Who wants to play the first tape? You. I thought you do. I thought we determined you about Blood Bowl. That's a whole new... All right. Who wants to play the first tape?

You. I thought you do. I thought we determined you're the one. Well, yeah. I know I want to. Oh, but you like to be like... I can tell you want to go first because you keep asking. Just go.

Go. All right. What are we going to start off with? Go. God damn it. All right. Let's start off with... Show me the money.

Come on. You're pressuring me. Maybe... Come on, you're pressuring me. Maybe... Moment. Or maybe... Let's do... Go, boy! Hmm.

Let's do this, because it's a fun one. This is a... There's a story behind this one. Oh, I love stories. Well, I love stories. As long as it's nice. This is the... it's beanbag uh bilhazia soy fan del dark split on country m is that like some fancy chocolate dessert you get oh you say it again

soy fan del dark that sounds really good Yeah, like a really fluffy chocolate. Tape on Country M. Now, I'll give you the backstory on this. It floats. It's so fluffy, it floats like a cloud. Just looks like a cloud on a plate. Oh, speaking of clouds, I'm going to puff a cloud, big cloud, drone cloud. So, in our subscription series, we put out a tape maybe a year or two ago called God's Power.

It was a compilation. It was based on this sign, this crazy sign that listed all these really weird, I don't even know what you would call them. Not, yeah, yeah. Not a sign that you like from God.

You're talking about a sign on the side of the road. Both. Okay. And it listed all these things. Joby, hand me right behind you. Hand me right behind you. Right there. Hand me everything behind you.

So on this sign, it was, in addition to behylia or whatever, and not all of these are spelled correctly. Gonorrhea, strong penis, piles, typhoid, diabetes, stroke, waist pain, white hernia, headache, malaria, night witches,

smelling mouth, and then it says opposite electrician. I'm not really sure what that means. But we made a comp where you just pick one of these names and submit a track under that name and then you chose and then i chose i uh came up with this and made this comp and the person whoever it is or maybe it's someone else who who picked uh uh the haze the hazy how do you say that i don't know you didn't show me the side let me see they put out this other tape someone else who picked Bilhazia. How do you say that? You didn't show me the side. Let me see.

They put out this other tape. The split. Bilhazia. On Country Inn. Read the sticker. I like that you didn't see it at first when I texted you. There's a sticker on the front. It's a circle sticker.

Like an off yellow. What color is that, Tiff? You're the color man. You're the colors and numbers man. That's like a key lime. Key lime. Ooh. I'm getting so hungry. With black text. And the black text says, include the hit, The Vaults of Yo Vombis, featured on Tabs Out No. 8, God's Power compilation.

But in white text, really small above it, it says, does not. So it does not include the hit, The Vaults of Yo Bombas, featured on Tabs Out God's Power, number eight. That's pretty funny. This is Country M Tapes number five. That's inside baseball. We played about two tapes from this label before.

Good label. Anyway, there's an addition of 50 of this jammer. Pretty tight artwork, too. It looks beauty. It wasn't scary beauty i liked it this like folded uh stapled insert here photocopied guy inside pro dub tape looks nice yeah it is cool it is cool play like the first two tracks off of this one so let's kick it off episode number 82 from the split with sui fan delaldark, Bilhazia, on Country M. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was some wacky stuff, man.

I was going to look up what Bill Hazio is. Bill Hazio. And then I forgot. Hey, Bill Hazio. Hey, I went to high school with Bill Hazio. Bill Hazio. Well, that's his split with Sly Fandel Dark. Hazio Plumbing.

On Country M. Splunking the pipes in Shady 3. Alrighty. Alright, I'm gonna play a tape off this quality time volume 2. Quality time. Yes, bonding tapes. That looks like a Boyz II Men tape.

I was thinking about that. Yeah, Boyz II Men is good. The cover of that. I was trying to decide today. I was gonna say a soundtrack to Mannequin 2. Alright. That's my favorite one. What? Movie ever? Of the Mannequin series. Of 1 and 2. I like 2 the best.

You know who played the mannequin in Mannequin, Dave? Oh yeah. It was Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis. First gig. He played the mannequin. He stood so still. That's why they put him in Die Hard because he's crawling through the vents. He's got to do it really slow. He does slow and still so well.

That's how he got his start. We don't have enough slow and still. Nowadays it's like everything's explosions and fast and back in mannequins sometimes that just stand perfectly still. Do you remember that part

in diehard where he's running through the department store and then he hops on one of the stands next oh and the bad guys walk run by run right by he looks into the camera and winks and they play like a little snippet with the mannequin song i'm pretty sure that's a shtick in all bruce willis movies like that's his signature like that's his i'll be back is he always acts like a mannequin for a little bit so like hudson hawk he's like hanging from the plane shooting so he drops down and all of a sudden he's just like sitting in in the gap window and then he winks at the camera and the movie ends and then his head pops off then his head pops off it fades to brown no credits no credits. No credits. No credits. What else has Bruce Willis been in? He does all kinds of films.

Was he in a Look Who's Talking? Yeah. Was he, though? Yeah. His head falls off. He's the voice of the baby. That's what happens. He's the voice of the...

So do they ever get the baby to be a mannequin? I guess when the baby's not talking, he's being a mannequin as the voice. You know what else is crazy is Bruce Will willis played the baby dinosaur in dinosaurs oh did he yeah really in makeup it wasn't his voice like that's actually bruce willis in makeup it wasn't his voice everyone else was a puppet except for the baby he couldn't get the voice right. That was done by Bob Saget. It's pretty good. Pretty good. Quality Time, Volume 2. Quality Time.

I'm going to play the second track on the A-side. Okay. SP slash W. Did you guys see the new Pee Wee Herman movie yet? What movie? See what? Did you see the new Pee Wee Herman movie yet? No.

No, not yet. It's really fucking funny. I told you my dad wouldn't let me watch Pee Wee Herman when I was a kid. I think he could still get into it. I've never been into it. I've never really seen my dad wouldn't let me watch Pee Wee Herman when I was a kid. I think he could still get into it. I've never been into it. I've never really seen it. Why couldn't you watch Pee Wee Herman? He hated him, so I wasn't allowed to watch it. What an odd rule. It was odd.

It was weird. So I've never really watched it. How do you even get a hatred for Pee Wee Herman? Unless you're like watching a lot of it. Yeah, I don't know. It really got on his nerves. It really tickled his feathers. No, I think that would be good. Was that good?

Yeah. Ruffled his feathers. Oh, it ruffled, yeah. If it was tickling, you'd be watching Pee Wee all the time. I don't like to be tickled. I like it, but not too much. Just a little bit. Just a little bit.

Here you go. Thanks. The cover, the reason why we were talking about Boyz II Men, there's just the Roman numeral two with like this red what do you call like a uh it's like a paint stroke but it's a solid it's a solid line yeah like a very 1984 paint stroke it's a red embellishment yeah that wraps around the the roman numerals here and then quality time it's a very classy font that's very classy yeah it's i expect there to be jewelry in here.

Or champagne. Like, just... You open up the Naroka case, there's champagne. Or, like, cologne. Or cologne. Cologne, yeah. Oh, let me smell it.

No, no, that cologne is right. That's a cologne packaging. Yeah, this is... Quality time. Volume 2. My bonding. Is that with the little embellishment? Just the spritz?

Yeah, it's the spritz. So you're saying you're playing the A side or the B side? A side. The second track. S-P slash slash W. The second track. The free swim is the track. And depending on how long it is, we might play the next track, too.

Where's the tape? Oh, I gave it to you. Look at that shell color. What is that? It's red. Oh, it's red. You are so high. All right, well, let's get into this.

Off of Quality Time, Volume 2. Never seen red before. Volume 2. I'll tell you all about it, buddy. SPW. Here we go. We'll be right back. Thank you. I'm a creeps I'm a creeps I'm a creeps I'm a creeps I'm a creeps

I'm a creeps I'm a creeps I'm a creeps I'm a creeps I'm a creeps I'm a creeps I'm a creeps I'm a creeps I'm a creeps You're the one who's the hardest part You're the one who's the most hard

You're the one who's the hardest part You're the one who's the hardest part You're the one who's the hardest part You're the one who's the hardest part I'm not going to fall I'm going to be honest I'm ready to show you I'm ready to fall Please, I don't need to know I'm not going to be honest You're the only thing I can see Thank you. Thank you. And I'll see you next time. bank camping this weekend bnNCF. Dave. What? Oh.

Back. And we are back. There it is. Joe just wants to be able to play his sound clips, Dave. It's all you asked for. All right, a little goof up. I had the wrong side. A little goof up. Joe, I'd say that was a major goof up.

Let's just rewind the tape. Thanks. So it was actually the second track offside B and the third track offside B. VNCF and then Ignoramus. No, Ignor Amokian. Igor Amokian. Igor Amokian.

From Comp. Auto reverse destroys spit identification. Never use it. Never use it. Quality time volume two comp on bonding tapes. Buy it. I'm glad there was that screw up because I was listening to this the other day. And you liked that track.

And I was like, I wish you were going to play this track. And then, wouldn't you know it? Hashtag blessed. I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. You know it. All right, I'm going to open this package from Mike Nigro. Good label too, bonding tapes, by the way. That quality time volume one is also fucking tight.

Go ahead. Oh, yeah, because, Joby, you'd like to get... You want us to... I said to you, if you could just let me open one package a show. One package a show. It would be nice, you know? Yeah. Why do you get to open everything?

So one came to you today from... So Mike Nigro sent one specifically to me. Oxtail Recordings. Yeah, it came today, and it said Joby on it. Joby, care of Tabs Out. Very nice. 905 North Charleston. Oh, the mailman yesterday, he knocked... Thank you so much. The the mailman knocked on the door and normally he knocks on the door and then

he walks away sometimes he lingers a little bit because he has something you're scanning to do but he knocked on the door yesterday and i didn't really i didn't go to it and then he knocked again so i was like oh he must have something i have to sign for and i opened up it's a new guy george shout out to george if he's listening uh nice guy he says to me i think i figured it out tabs out means cassettes so you don't record over them and i said yeah that's it and he goes i thought so you'll record over them like you're getting tapes in the mail to record well he just was you know all the packages say tabs out and he was like finally got what that meant oh okay because he doesn't know what he's sending or what's in these packages.

Well, he probably has an idea. Yeah, he's shaking the hell out of these things. You get packages every day. He's shaking the fuck out of these things. Like, what is in here? What is in? Now there's a box. This one's from France.

I like good story real quick about my old mailman, Jack, who was also an awesome guy. Shout out to Jack. We got a package from that label, Loin Seepage. And he goes, got one today from Loin Seepage. That sounds fun. And I remember, I'll never forget the one time fucking Jack showed up with like, I'm going to say, you know, like two dozen packages.

It was like a heavy fucking day. There was like 20 packages or something. And he said, boy, the tabs are out today. Oh, man. I saw him the other day on a new route. Oh, yeah? Did he say hi? Yeah, I said hi. He's doing alright. Oh, nice. Alright, so Mike Nigro sent us three tapes. Cut me off. I'm doing my thing.

I didn't know this was a segment. It's a segment. Ooh, look at those beauts. Yeah, look at these beauties. White cases, huh? Is this Joe's Treasures? Yeah, a new batch he put in. Bulletin. Maharaja Sweets. Oh, he put out a Maharaja Sweets tape, eh?

Is this a split with some words I can't pronounce? Par for the course. Too scary. And then a split. And then a split. Oxtail Recordings. They got a band camp or something. Check that out. Yeah. All right, Dave. What do you got? It's Recordings. They got a band camp or something. Check that out.

Alright, Dave. What do you got? It's my turn. Okay, I'm going to go. Or Mike might have something else to say. Motion. Let me see. I want to talk a little bit about the election this year. Motion. Period. Motion. Period. Serious.

Tape called Reminisce on Haju. Haju. I think that's how you Haju. Haju. I think that's how you say it. Tell me a little bit about motion, dude. Haju! Hand that over here. Motion period. Who was motion?

Motion period? Or are you saying like, oh, like there's a dot at the end. Yeah, you got it. Motion. Stop. Stop. Hard stop. What is this, on NNA? Ha ha. Art prank. Look at that. They did the half circle, but I don't think it's the same size as the NNA circle. I like the slashes

in the corners. Yeah, I love the three squares. What happens when you open it up? Is it a full circle? Let's investigate. Yeah, it doesn't fold open at all. It doesn't fold open. open what's this like i've determined it's not the same dotted lines on the spine they've done this before this is all ringing a bell i know this too well i don't think they do it for every tape though oh what's that because they put out that odd digital tape that we played oh really oh i like this is definitely they definitely got

these tapes from duplication that's the butterscotch with brick pattern. Yeah, we played that on a digital tape. This one? Yep. Yep. Tight. That's the one. The artwork is pretty fucking tight, though.

Yeah. I wish they did the color swatches in the corner of every... Of every color there is? Of every color in the art. Or the primary colors in the art. I think they may have no i mean for every tape for every tape oh like that was their thing yeah you just gave away that's a really good thing dave so once you do these things dave's things episode one swatches put the same colors

in every no it's not the same colors it's every color you used in the artwork has a square. You could put them on the spine, right? Put it on the spine. All right. Well, what are you playing on there? Put it on the spine. I'm going to play just a couple tracks. They're pretty short. Don't get bit by a crab.

A couple tracks? Yep. I'm cool with that, man. Let's do that. That's cool as shit. Dave, you're pretty cool, man. Thanks. let's do that cool shit Dave you're pretty cool man thanks so Thank you. so Thank you. I'm out. dreams dreams Thank you. so

so Thank you. so Get it all out, Joe. The pick of destiny. Is that... What's it called? This guy I tattooed. What's that band called? Tenacious D. This guy I tattooed. You've got to say it like that.

He loves them. And they had a contest to, like, you write a song. And if they, like, a funny song. And if they pick it, you get to go to this festival for free. And this guy I tattooed, he wrote a song and they picked it. He won. Oh, really? Yeah. So he got to go to this festival for free and this guy tattoo he he wrote a song and they picked it he won oh really yeah that's tight so he got to go to this festival and like meet him and stuff so then i did a tenacious d tattoo on him and then they posted it like on their on their thing what that's crazy hey man yeah get your name out did you autograph the tattoo

no so people know it was you you should have put like follow me on instagram underneath of it i bet people if you it to them for free, they might let you do that. Do the little symbol and then at my name? Yeah. So that was motion. I hate when Dave does this, by the way. We need an on-air light in here.

We do need an on-air light. Give me one. We'll get it going. Can you rig something up? Another thing that Dave's got to mess with. Oh, yes. That was fucking tight, man. Turn valves eventually. It is cool.

Yeah, this tape is sold out. But you can probably download it if you wanted to. Or look on the Discogs. Stop all the downloading. Pirate it. Yeah, pirate it. Motion. I do that. I used to do that. Do what? Pirate stuff? to do that do what pirate when i was a kid when i

was a kid then i grew up thank you very much and get her on pilot bay i love pilot base learn how to fly all right it's your turn michael all right i've got a lot of chill shit and so far i think everything's been really chill i think i might i got actually i got this i can do this joe you'll colors the tape colors the tape yeah oh red oh red what that's another one dave look dave there it is right there can you say it that's crazy hey when you're driving down the street in your car dave what color is the top light on the top light yeah like the street lights there's green and there's yellow what's on top there's only two there's only two what do you mean that space is blank that one never comes on that's just when do you stop your car when

you're driving that one's for emergencies so you you can see it though you see the color that one's for no i'm just it's never gone on uh i see what you're saying now all right you're crazy how do you say that joe do you say diaper i know it's for emergencies because cops always put their the thingies on dom for dom for damp it's not dampire no it's not dampire why it's not Dampire? No, it's not Dampire. Why is it not Dampire? Because D-H-A-M would be like Dom. So it's Dombire? Dompier. Dompier.

Dompier. Yeah. Dompier. A Dompier. Dompier. Two of your most expensive drinks. Hey, I'm a Dompire. You think it's Dompire.

Too scary. I want to thank your blood. Throw everyone's echo on. I don't like echo. Joe, I'm really scared in this cave. I hope there's nothing. Hold my hand. I want to thank your blood.

I think this would be a good time to break in my character. Dr. Frank. What is it? It's a vampire doctor. Mike, you didn't make Frankenstein up. No. But the doctor's like, give me the echo again, Dave. The doctor, he's like a vampire.

And he's like, oh, your neck. The skin on your neck. There is a mole. You should get that checked out by a dermatologist and then lightning strikes why are most of your jokes revolve around monsters they do diseases well I like things

that are scary you do like scary stuff so this is a dampier is that what it is I think it's dampier what is it folklore is a creature Is that what it is? Dampire. Dampire. I think it's Dampier. Well, in Balkan folklore, it is a creature that is a result of the union between a vampire and a human. Like Blade, right?

It is Blade. Like Blade, yeah. Do you know any others? It's like a half vampire hunter D. It was like an anime. I think he's half vampire. And then half human. Yeah.

The Daywalker. That's Blade. I love Blade. One think he's half vampire. And then half human. Yeah. The Daywalker. That's Blade. I love Blade. 1, 2, and 3. I like all the iPods in Blade. You got really serious. You really like it. I don't know if I've ever seen a Blade. You have, because the second one has Parker Posey and there's that one line where she goes, you loved it.

You don't remember that? We've quoted that a lot. Or in the past. I've quoted a lot of things I haven't seen. Two is the one with all the iPods in it, right? Not with the iPods. With the monster iPods. What do you mean? It's like blood.

What? I don't know. It's like Demolition Man. In one of the Blade movies, it's pretty much an iPod commercial. Oh, that's Blade 3. When they put it on and they fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Blade 3.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right. Did the iPod just come out? Maybe. Yeah, pretty much. Hey, man, get it in the movie. Yeah, that's how you sell them.

It's good. Okay, well, this... It's got a long-ass name. Leela branches off. We had never loved the world. Leela lets the... It goes on and on and on and on and on. It's like 100 words.

Jesus Christ. Too long, didn't read. It's on 5CM. Just came and on. It's like 100 words. Jesus Christ. Too long, didn't read. It's on 5CM. Just came out recently. 5CM, they do some good gems. Yeah, man. A lot of different kind of stuff on there, man. Edition of 50.

This is a C60. Project from Connecticut. That's a good state. It's all right. Connecticut, USA? You know it. What? One of the originals. Connecticut, USA? You know it. What? One of the originals.

So let's get into this shit. There we go. There's another one. Let's get into it. That's twice so far the show. Well, get a little ding, ding, ding. Where did we land? Dampier?

It was Plymouth Rock. There was the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria. Okay. It's Dampierre on 5CM. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was insane. Fucking Dampier. In the membrane. On, uh... Dampier.

5 CM recordings. Vampire. Dampier. Dampier. Slayer of the Vampires. Did you guys watch Buffy? I couldn't get into it, man. I've tried a couple times.

I got deep into it. Yeah, it's kind of stupid. I like it. It is kind of stupid, though. Where do they go? There's a club that they go to. Like an under-21 club. Pickles.

Pickles. I think it's called Pickles. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. The name of the club in Buffy the Vampire Slayer was called Pickles. I would own the DVD Blu-ray of the whole series.

Just on that alone. What was it called? Not the Max. No, because that's Saved by the Bell. But it was like The Something. And I think somebody played there. The Max. Somebody like Letters to Cleo or somebody like that played there. uh the max there's somebody like um like letters to cleo or somebody like that played there uh yeah somebody like that where's that one tape i had with the window

i got it they all have windows i don't know why i took that yeah why did you take that i don't know easy butterfingers no easy there are sticky fingers all All right, I'm going to go, right? Dave was trying to make words, and he forgot how to do it. No, I knew what I was going to ask for. I wanted that. I was just looking for it so I could point to it before I asked. Okay. Here you are.

Thank you, sir. Joe B., what do you got, man? I want to play this Aaron Maxwell James Matthews split tape. Are you? What is this, Colossal tapes? Is that what we determined? That's not right. Give Joe B. some echo when he says that. Is that right? Colossal tapes? Is that what we determined? That's not right. Give Joe B some echo when he says that.

Is that right? Colossal! I don't know. My hands are full of mic. I'll tell you right now. What are you playing again? Aaron Maxwell and James Matthews. Colossal. Colossal tapes. Colossal tapes number 15. What I didn't like is it doesn't say that anywhere. It just says on the spine CLS 015.

But with a little sleuthing work. You got the Googles out, right? I got Google out. Did you do Tor? You used Tor? I used Tor, and I got to the bottom of it. Did a little internet spelunking that night. Check out Snopes.

It only took me a couple minutes. So I guess it's no big deal they didn't put it on there. But what if you don't have the internet? Exactly. That's a problem. It's a problem. I like that warpy window on the front of that, Joe. Warpy window?

Or the warpy picture on the front of the jacob picture. Oh, you like the warpy picture? That's a good Photoshop filter. It is. We do like that kind of stuff. What is that? I like when you go to like edit waves add. Don't change any of the settings.

You're like, yep, that's the wave I want. That's it. Got it. Brick. File, save, yep, that's the wave I want. Got it. Brick. File, save, filter. Solar flare. Bam. Wherever it lands. Beautiful. Liquefy. Lens fill.

Liquefy. Liquefy. Boom. Easy there, Mike. File, save. Alright, play the A side of this. Couple tracks off the A side. Aaron Maxwell, you spell that. It's one word, right? There's no space in between Aaron and Maxwell Oh really?

That's right Alright, we gotta get into this I was looking a bit at this label I don't know if I own anything Have they sent anything else? I don't think so I was looking at the band camp A lot of awesome stuff

Label from Pasadena What was the funny one that we looked at? Ghoul Abdul think so. I don't know. If they did, I didn't get it. But I was looking at the band camp. A lot of awesome stuff. Label from Pasadena. What was the funny one that we looked at? Oh, Ghoul Abdul. That's my favorite one. Alright, well let's get into this. C28, beautiful, clear shell with blue imprinting. Looks gorgeous. No, we did. I'll tell you, Joe, you got a beaut here. G-Weaver?

Yeah, I have a G-Weaver tape. You have a G-Weaver tape. They put out two G Weaver tapes. It's right there behind Dave. Oh, they did? Yeah. Good for them. All right, well, let's get into this. Aaron Maxwell, right?

Yes. From the James Matthews split tape on Colossal Tapes. I'm out. We'll be right back. I'm a sick boy, I'm 50, sick my life is I'm a sick boy, I'm 50 Thank you. Thank you. I don't stop till I get enough. Six million ways to die, so I chose. Made it six million and what with your eyes closed. And flying full gold so you can feel the rap. And shatter the glass in second half when you're funky, yeah. Thank you. I just feel like downshifted gear, just cruise along, slowly letting the engine brake for you. Brake sometimes, let it chill, like downshift the gear, just screw it along slowly, letting the engine brake for you. All right.

Aaron Maxwell. All right. Aaron Maxwell. And we are back. That's right. That tape's good. Both sides are good. That's right. I just decided to play that one.

That was fucking tight, man. I enjoyed that a lot. I really thought that was going to be an acoustic guitar singing stuff when I first looked at that tape. Do you think the barcode on the back of the J-Card is real? I don't know. Dave, what do you think?

Do you think that's real? Do you think they just took off something else? Dave doesn't believe in barcodes. I don't, yeah. I don't believe in them. Because the government tracks you, right? Or we're scanning them. Remember scanners when the guy's head blew up?

I remember seeing clips of it. I don't think I've ever seen scanners. I've never seen it either. Remember that movie, Runaway? Gotcha! With Tom Selleck and Gene Simmons? I love that movie. I love that movie.

That's one of the best. With those little robot things. Oh, yeah. Oh, with the robot spiders? Yeah. Oh, my God. And his gun that shoots around corners. Gene Simmons' gun.

We should watch that right now. I'd love to watch Runaway. And Christy Alley. That's her first movie, I think, ever. Gene Simmons was another guy who would always act like a mannequin at one point and then wink. But he would say, like, it's me, baby. It's me, and then he did the tongue thing.

Yeah. And then the credits, it zoomed in, and the credits were on his tongue. He just played Detroit Rock City on loop. That sounded distorted, Dave. It does. What's going on there? A little distorted. Try it again, Joe.

Try to run a defragger unit through the volume optimizer. Something's going on over there. Try it again, Joe. Try to run a defrager unit through the volume optimizer. Something's going on over there. Try it now. Try a different... They're all like that, Dave. That's got a big muff on it. When was the last time you just shut the mixer off and turned it back on? It's been a while.

It's your turn, Dave. My turn again? All right, I'm going to play this Gemini Revolution tape. I got one of those last time. Oh, did you get one of these? This is really good, man. Mine's blue. Oh, you got a blue Gemini?

Wait, Dave, what color is yours? Oh, fuck, I left it at home. Feel inside the case. Wait, what? What is this, a prison tape? Dave's like, oh, it's just spools and tape in here. Spools and perfectly wound tape. Oh, well.

That are floating. Floating. So, yeah, this is tape that came out on custom-made music, which we got like a fucking care package from them. This is the guy that last time I was trying to explain. He was in that band on Clean Plate, and they were on that comp. Yeah, Black Lung. No, it's...

Virginia Black Lung. No. No? The Mod. Maybe. No, it was... Agathocles. I was going to say apartment 213.

Yeah, me too. I was going to say that too, but I couldn't remember the numbers. I don't know if that's all right. This came out in 2014. 2014! 2014! Yeah, they sent us like... We're celebrating their entire catalog. They sent us everything.

Yeah, man. Very, very mucho. Appreciate it. Love it. Hell yeah. I'll take all the tapes you got. But yeah, this is a... I knew this one was going to be good.

I haven't listened to it, but I knew it was going to be good just by the cover and the name. Gemini Revolution, you get a good idea of where where what kind of zone you're going to be in and then the cover is like what is that is that a space craft or is that like what is that or is it just like a candle in a really big bowl it's like a glowing, pink, floating, beautiful orb thing. Yeah, that's a candle. That's a decorative piece that your mom has.

Your mom has it. Not mine. Yours, though. I like that two labels put this out, because what's Musiche de Monta? I do not know. That is something else. Two labels, huh?

Yeah, see? Wow. See what they did here? Teamwork. Yeah, man. Well, let's get into this shit, man. This is a synth four-piece. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Oh, really? I think. I mean, there's four of them. Oh, synths. Delaney Moore, Diedrich Moore, Thomas Romero,

and Zach... Buzz. Zach Wilde. Zach Wilde. Zach Wilde's in this. Dedrick Moore, Thomas Romero, and Zach Buzzes. Zach Wild. Zach Wild's in this. Time bag Daryl. Too soon. I feel like I can't hear myself anymore. What?

And when I say I can't hear myself, I mean I'm not happy. If I'm not happy, this podcast just doesn't work. I turned the headphones down a little bit. Turn down my headphones. Alright, let's get into this Gemini Revolution. No, Dave, you turned me up in the headphones. Gemini Revolution.

Hand it on over, man. Custom-made music. Custom-made music. Yeah, the tracks are called Movements. You know what those are, right? Like a... You're so funny. Oh, what, poop?

A poop joke, huh? That's where we're going? I'm not a... Oh, what, poop? A poop joke, huh? That's where we're going? Thank you. You Thank you. The you I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use the same technique as before. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. I'm going to use the and do a quick test run. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test run. The The Thank you. Gemini Revolution is indeed... That was tight, man.

Yes. That was sharp. Those sounds were sharp. Yeah, man. Like cutting into with like a... What do you cut a turkey with at Thanksgiving? Baster. Turkey baster. You cut it with a like a... What do you cut a turkey with at Thanksgiving? Baster. Turkey baster.

You cut it with a baster? How do you do it? Like the electric knife thing? Uh-huh. The electric knife. New from Blamco. The electric knife. Tired of using your knife back and forth?

Wearing it at your wrist? Whose turn is it? Yours. You ever like reading your horoscope at the kitchen table on a sunday morning and get abducted by aliens no i'm really scared that sounded like to me to be abducted by aliens it's like a sunday morning abduction that's what that was a sunday morning it's so it's leisurely yeah so do they generally happen in the morning no not usually it's normally when it's like dark out right at night but they're not coming out like everyone's getting up and like mowing their lawn

and stuff no and also the aliens are coming if they did that's what it would sound like okay i could be getting to that or that time i was walking through wilmington and i looked up and there was a stealth bomber no yeah it was insane that sounds like bad boy stuff really yeah i was walking out of 700 club and i just happened to look up and a fucking stealth bomber flew right over my head. How fast? Like it was going fast? Yeah, but you could I mean not. But you could see it? It was like you know, moving like that fast in the sky.

Oh, wow. Was it not? But it was like you couldn't even hear it. It was like stealth. You know, it also bombs things. That's because they make them real thin. Like a sheet of paper. The way that you fly it, you have to lay down. It's actually a paper airplane.

Like you're luging? Yeah. It's like a luging. You get in the fold of the paper. It's only as thick as you are. That's actually... That's actually... Wasn't that the...

Wasn't that the slogan for that pants company you had Joe Joby's pants they're only as thick as you are that didn't work out well that's why you're here we ready to move on anybody have anything to say you told that joke Well, that's why you're here. We ready to move on?

Oh, I've been ready. Anybody have anything to say? You told that joke. I don't ever want to move on. We're all done. Gemini Revolution, right? Synthesize. Custom-made music. We said all that?

Yep. All right. My turn. Maintain low tones with me. I'm cool, man. I'm cool if you're cool. Jake? Yeah, it is cool.

It's very cool. Jake McGinsky. What's so funny. Why is that funny? I don't know. It's not. Seven psychotropic sunwave palindromes on NNA.

This is a new one on NNA. NNA. 88. Oh, so the release number is kind of a palindrome too. Okay. Come Oh, okay. Come on, Dave. There's no need for this. Quit joking around so much. This just came out, anyway.

It's C42. Oh, that cover is my favorite. Same thing on both sides. And yeah, I wanted to talk about this cover. So NNA, as we all know, their covers, It's a C42. Oh, that cover is my favorite. Same thing on both sides. And yeah, I wanted to talk about this cover. Let's talk about it. So NNA, as we all know, their covers, it's a half circle on the front when you fold it out. I think we kind of talked about it earlier. We kind of talked about it earlier.

And they're all like, you know, maybe something's inside the circle. Maybe it's things making up the circle. But it's something there. On this one, you just get a little bit of a... The shadow. All you see, it's completely white. White on white. And there's just a tiny little gray...

That's so good. Like, hint of a circle. Like, that's a circle. There's two people that run this label, right? Yeah. Whoever thought of that, when they told the other person, they immediately, like, just... High five.

High five. Really hard. We figured it out! No, they didn't say anything. Look, when you open it up, the other panel has another curve opposite of it. High five. Really hard. We figured out. No, they didn't say anything. When you open it up, the other panel has another curve opposite of it. So you look at it and you know what's going on.

You're no dummy. And then just like the name on the spine. Dave, did you bring any snacks? No. What? Mike, do you have any snacks downstairs? Are you looking for sweet, salty, savory? Salty. I don't really like sweet snacks.

I got you. All right. And normally they paint the, they hand paint all the labels. Yeah, this one just looks like they made it dirty. It's just white. That might have been my fingers. Oh. I may have made it.

Rubbing it. He's like, man, I usually paint it. He just rubbed it back and forth. This is pretty dirty on both sides. Wait. No, that can't be me.'s really bad this isn't beanbag this is beanbag well anyway this tape's really tight it's just um i hate when he does that one you wanted samples i really hate when he does that one come on please that's one of the best um that one's staying. This dude, though, this tape is, he's a percussionist,

mainly. Oh, mainly. I'm mainly a percussionist. Classically trained in drums. But this is just, it's sine waves, square waves, white noise, and an 808 kick drum. 808 kick drum. Does that scare you?

And it's just like, those things just fading in and out and you know changing tempo it's having a real good time so let's play a little bit of this Jake McGinty let's get into it 7 psychotropic sine wave palindromes on NNA and A. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Jake Maginsky,

seven psychotropic sine wave palindromes on NNA. Tight fucking tape, man. Yes, indeed. Very basic kind of concept, but like execute it rather interestingly. Enjoy it. Yeah, there's not a whole lot happening, right? I mean, as far as like things in that track. In the world, you mean?

Not a whole lot happening in the world, Dave? Open your eyes, Dave. Stuff's going on all around us. Really? Try reading a book. Alright, B, what do you got? Oh, my turn? Your turn.

Let's see. Let me put my old headphones on. There you go. Get in the game. Join us, why don't you? I'm going to play this split. It irks me when you do it to other people. My Brother Daniel split with Sunrad,

but we're going to play the My Brother Daniel side. Sunrad? Sunrad, yeah. That's pretty good. Property Tapes. Property Tapes. Number three, I believe. Yeah, I think you're right. Let me see that cover, yeah. That's pretty good. Property Tapes. Property Tapes. Number three, I believe. Yeah, I think you're right.

Let me see that cover, Joe. It's weird because the cover says Agua, right? Yeah. That's the name of the split. Is that just the name of the split? But then it says my brother Daniel, Agua, in quotes. And then what's on the other side? Just Sun Red.

Huh. What a mystery you've spun. All what's in the other side? Just sun red. Huh. What a mystery you spun. All right, boys, I've taken on your challenge. I see I've picked your interest. I think I'm going to have to figure this out. But then this does, the download code says the Agua split. Who decided on that? They both decided on it?

They were like, what are we going to call it? Agua. All right. No, it was like this. They were like, what do you want to call it? Agua. All right. No, it was like this. They were like, what do you want to call it? I don't know. What do you want to call it? Let's just say it on both.

Both say what we want on three. One, two, three. Agua. Oh, my God. We both won it. No, I think they already had those covers. But Daniel was like, it's only going to be on my side, though. Dave's really taking it.

Dave, what the fuck are you doing over there, man? He's looking at it really hard. I think there's some blood coming out of Dave's ear. I'm just getting rid of the artwork over here. Play the A side. I think I have it queued up. Something special, which means rewound.

Let's do this. You said this is all done on a Nintendo DS or something? Yeah, I believe so. That's crazy. Tell me exactly, for our listening audience, on like a Nintendo DS or something? Yeah, I believe so. That's crazy. And tell me exactly, well, for our listening audience, what is a Nintendo DS? I know. I'm just seeing if you know. How old are the people that listen to this show?

I don't know, actually. Like their 50s? Well, what's a Nintendo DS? It's a little handheld Nintendo. Yeah, it's a little handheld Nintendo. So it's like an update. It's like a Game Boy of today. But it had two screens.

It had two screens. How old is this? I don't know. 15 years? I don't know. Because then there was the 3DS. Oh. Which then you could toggle this little switch and kind of make the screen really blurry,

and they were like, that's 3D. Did you wear glasses? Actually, I couldn't put that mode on because I couldn't focus. Did you guys ever play 3D World Runner on NES? No. It was like a running game. With the mat? But it was like three-dimensional.

Perspective-wise, it was like three-dimensional. Like Sonic on the bonus rounds? But if you held select down, it would change the screen so that when you put on 3D glasses, it would be 3D. Really? Oh, really? Regular Nintendo. Regular Nintendo? Yep. Did you play this game? Yeah, it was a good one.

Did you use the glove? No, I didn't use the glove. Come on, Joe. Get with it. I had the trackpad though. Oh, yeah. That's classic. You're on the floor with your hands. Yeah, man. So sounds are 100% Nintendo DS mixed in Ableton

with a sprinkle of random effects. Oh a sprinkle. Just a taste. A sprinkle. Of random effects. Random effects. They just picked a random one? I think it constantly switches. Ah. Constantly. Delay. Reverb. Let's get into this. C40.

Edition of 50. My brother Daniel. Compressor. Compressor. I love compressors. Split with Sunrad on property tapes. Bye. Thank you. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure Thank you. Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. so Thank you. all day recharge all day my brother all day my brother daniel split with sun rad it's a good Sun red, the crazy sun red. Nothing but sun red on property tapes. I'm sorry for scaring you. I scare easy.

Look at your neck. Yes, it is me. All right, who turns it? Somebody's tummy grumbled. That wasn't me. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I was big. It wasn't me. You're right. It wasn't me.

I got my cowboy boots on. Put that download code in the thing. Whose turn is it, David? Oh, man. Oh, man. Come on, man. How many goats can you fit on a boat? I'm going to play this.

Goat boat? How many goats can you fit on a boat, goat? That looks nice. What is that? This is that tape that we were looking at last time. You were so dumb. Oh, yeah? That we opened up.

Oh, all right. Let me see. It was one of the tapes we were looking at last time. That we opened up. And we opened up. In the mailbag. Liquid skulls. Oh, you told us this.

I mean, it was one of the packages that we... Very scary. Too scary. Too scary. You're saying this is one of the packages that we... Very scary. Too scary. You're saying this is one of the packages that Joby opened last episode. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Live on air. Yeah. Look at that graphic design.

That's a new segment that I'm doing. Unboxing Joe's Treasures. I like the way those lines interrupt the A and B on the back flap there. You see that? Where it says side A and B. Oh, yeah, yeah. Right there. Yeah, that's nice. Let me see. Come on side A and B. Oh, yeah, yeah. Right there. Yeah, that's nice.

Let me see. Come on, let me see. I want to hold it. This is really spectacular. Spoiler alert, my hands are extra greasy from those chips. So put that back in the Norelco case. That's so scary. That's a nice purple, too. Purple's a tough one.

Yeah, it is. Explain. It's a hard color to use yeah i'll tell you purple it's a hard color to use it's easy to go too dark easy to go too light it's hard to get that right purple you know i like a nice muted purple oh i love muted purple dave oh shit i'm seeing what you're saying about the a and the b The A being cut off with the With the design The laser beam Yeah with the little laser beam Oh pretty little hand numbered here

Silver Damn girl I'd like a mouse to write this With like a comically small marker Put a little stardust on the toothpick I think they numbered these with the toothpick. Like, dipping it in silver ink. Just tiny dots.

Give me a magnifying glass. I'm going to see if this is... Yup, those are dots. They did it with a quill pen. With a really, really, like, ornate... Ornate, like a peacock feather. Yeah. You know what they say By the window like a wooden desk with a white wig on

Do they have like white powder And like the big What are the pants called? Pantaloons I was talking about pantaloons today There's that marching band tune playing in the background With like the flute Is that what this is? Is this marching band music?

Oh yeah big time Do you guys know who Jamie Wyeth is? He's a painter From like From Chad's Ford The Wyeths you know Andrew Wyeth was his dad NC Wyeth was the grandfather Anyway Jamie Wyeth comes into Harvest Market and he wears pantaloonies.

Yeah, he looks ridiculous. Well, that goes without saying. I gathered that from the original statement. They're like riding pants, but mixed with pantaloons. When you're doing this with your arm, the gesture, you're at full extent... Well, I'm exaggerating. Okay. Not exaggerated.

Stand up and show me. I don't know. I have to show you a picture on the internet. And he wears like sports coats. Okay. Not exaggerated. Stand up and show me. I don't know. I have to show you a picture on the internet. And he wears like sports coats. This is his outfit. Yeah, he wears like a lot. Okay, this isn't like just he's running to the store. So there's multiple pictures of him online. Okay. But anyway.

Check that out. I just thought that was fun. So what are we doing here? Playing something from Liquid Skulls? That's a good name, by the way. Yeah, Liquid Skulls is a good name. From the Rituals tape on ERR.

Have we played anything from ERR before? I don't think so. I believe this is only their third release. He painted a spectacular picture to Arnold Flexen if you want to get rock hard. I'm always rock hard, Joe. Bring me that stuff. Alright, let's get into this. Rituals.

Even though the sticker is purple that's a hard color to do indeed purple stuff or liquid skulls the tape's called rituals here we go Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Go Joe. No, it's alright. We'll just talk. We'll talk fast. Liquid skulls. Liquid skulls. Rituals.

Rituals. That sounded like some rituals. It's a tight fucking shit, man. I like it. That's a tight shit. That's like a bath, man. I saw them play with critter bone. It's like a bath ritual or like a cleaning ritual.

You know there is a critter bone now, right? I have some bath rituals. Oh, yeah? What do you do, Joe? They're not for this podcast, I'll tell you that much. Wow. That's for after midnight. That's your other podcast. What's your solo podcast

called? Joe B's Bubble Bath. It's always about the bubble. B's Bubble Time. Go to beesbubbletime.com. You know what I've been doing lately is I sprinkle a little essential oil in the tub. Oh, yeah? I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe.

In the bubbles. I can see Joe getting in the tub with his legs sticking out with the cowboy boots on. You should do a calendar, Joe. I got all kinds of poses. Smoking a marble. Smoking a marble. That was tight tape, by the way. Good job, man.

My turn? Is it me's? Yeah, go. I'm coming. I'm coming. Alright. I'm going to play this one. This tape. This is actually a reissue of a...

Well, I don't know if you can say a reissue. It was a digital release in 2012. And then Dream Catalog just put it out. Winter Sleep is the project project dreams is the name of the tape it's uh what is it dream catalog number 121 now this is you know that project they did a tape on orange milk death's dynamic shroud.wmv i know what i'm talking about i know what i'm talking about do Do either of you know that? No.

Huh? You didn't hear that tape? I wasn't listening. DeathsDynamicShroud.wmv. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dave knows. Dave, do not do this. Now he's on point. Do not do this to me. Calm down, Dave. I'll lose my shit. Do you really? Yeah.

Dave, just relax. Seriously. That's this person. James Webster is his name he's from that's funny because of webster's oh because well not a lot of people know what that means um kevin at work the other day was talking about trevor cooney oh yeah yeah i don't want to let that's private stuff we're not putting any of that on the podcast why not anyway you know that on the podcast Why not?

Anyway, you know that dude's from Philly? And then I told them about that stuff Who are you telling about this stuff? The guys at work Everybody, everyone knows now Come on, man They didn't know what to make of it No, it's good I didn't know that guy was from Philly

What part? West Philly? North Philly? I don't know Brewery towns, like the up-and-coming neighborhood Maybe there Across the river from the art museum But this is another project that he I don't know if he stilly towns like the up and coming neighborhood. Maybe there. Across the river from the art museum. But this is another project that he, I don't know if he still does it but he did at the time. It's based on a game.

Now I'm not much of a gamer so maybe you fellas will know more than me. The game is called. I used to play baseball with him. Oh in the Piedmont Baseball League. Come on let's not talk about it right now. Were you guys talking about Trevor Cooney earlier? Really?

Yeah, because he was out front waiting for me while I was setting up. You're blowing up my spot, man. Night in Dream City for Sega Saturn. You guys know that game at all? He said he was a dick. I've never had Sega Saturn. No, I didn't have that either. I think Jeremy Tarr had it.

When did Sega Saturn come out? Before Sega CD. Yeah. When was that? 1969. Dave. Dave. God, Dave.

You can't set yourself up. Just relax. You can't set yourself up. Well, the game looks incredible. You're making me nervous. Come on. That was kind of a late one. I like it.

Dave likes games. Dave, we're talking about games. I love games. Night into Dreams is an action video game developed by sonic team and published for sega for the sega saturn in 1996. this story follows two teenagers claris and elliott who enter a dream world called nightopia where all dreams take place with the help of an exiled nightmaron, knights, they begin a journey to stop Wise Man, an evil ruler, from destroying Nightopia

and consequently the real world. Gameplay is centered around knights. That sounds pretty fun. Yeah. So what is this? This is the soundtrack? No, this is like music inspired by that.

Oh, okay. We should listen to this and then listen to some of that music. All right, let's do that. Or we should try to cue up some of that music now. Cue up some of that music now, Joe. Nights into Dreams. My Google's slow here. Sega Saturn.

Well, I don't have much bandwidth. The neighbor's eating it all up. She's gone to Pilot Bay all day. What's the game called again? I've been putting my ear to the wall. She's downloading tons of torrents. On Bancram. Off of Bancram.

What's the tape called again? The game. Nights Into Dreams. Dot, dot, dot. That's the name of the game? Nights Into Dreams. For Sega Saturn. Soundtrack.

Let's listen to that, and then we'll listen to a little bit from this tape. You got that queued up in here? It's an hour long oh let's get started a long night i am the hero! Joe Quick, Dave Quick Goofin. Is this it? Is this the game? Yeah. It's pretty good.

When I searched for it, though, I originally searched for Knights like like K and Oh no no no I told you they were in a dream world But still Nights Still even Nights in the dream world Oh there we go That scratches my itch It's like an iced tea commercial

Who uploaded this to YouTube? The whole soundtrack Tons of people But I clickedipped on one. Alright, well let's get into this now. I'll fast forward just to get 30 minutes into it. Play that when I die.

There we go. Kind of changes the whole... Alright, let's go. That got scary at the end. Almost too scary. Winter Sleep. Tape's called Dreams. The Sonic 3 and Knuckles full soundtrack is an hour and a half long. What?

Let's play that too. Let me hear that real quick. Echo. Echo. I like this. This is a hard and smoky. That's pretty good. Yeah, giant claws are really, they're always changing it up.

That's who that was, right? All right. Whoa, this is a good one. What is it? Wintersleep. Come on, Wintersleep. Dreams, let's go. Who's that, Flea? Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you. The train is now moving towards the city centre. The Thank you. I told my parents that winter sleep and they were like, what are we back? Yeah, we're back. Winter sleep dreams.

Cause that on dream catalog reissue of some digitally really stuff back in 2012. I believe it said you can check yourself. The year 2012. Cell phones were in our pockets. President Barack Hussein Obama was in the White House.

I still like my idea of adding Hussein to anybody's middle name if they're running for president. You say about everybody. And you keep like Donald J. Trump so you still say J. So it's like Donald J. Hussein Trump.

John Hussein Kucinich. The Sonic Colors. Herbert Walker Hussein. That's a good one. Keep going. Sonic Colors. We full soundtrack. It's three hours long. What? That's a good one Keep going Sonic Colors The Wii Full soundtrack Is three hours long

What Well let's get to it Got a long night ahead of us Why would someone Upload that to YouTube Cause they got Excellent bandwidth They wanna get

They wanna get it out there Everyone needs to hear this Yeah why not man Some people are like Really into video games Are they really Yeah No those are like

That's like a thing They have like Upload farms Where it's just Upload farms Buildings of thing. They have like upload farms where it's just buildings of people that just have like all day uploading stuff to YouTube. For hits. Like a quota that you have to like fill. You get so many

shares and beds. All that stuff. She's like, Sherry, what am I going to do next? All the Sonic games. Angrily like that. Duh! Duh! She's like, I'm doing Airbud right now all the airbud movies i'm sure there's a binder and the binder has like stuff you can do but then once you you pass the binder around you pass the binder yeah when you're done you can leave it's on youtube got it done

yeah no man you embed uh links that's like, you know, buy the album here, and you get a percentage of that. Oh, let me see. Is that on there? Oh, big time. Or like before every 20 of them. I didn't check. There are comments.

Before every 20 of them, there's like a Lysol commercial. Chances are, if you're listening to this, you're in your early to mid-30s with a normal functioning brain. That was a comment. Okay. Okay, well, there you go. There's 102 replies to it. Jesus Christ.

Let's go through them all. The world we live in. We've got a long night ahead of us, boys. Let's get to it. All right, my turn, right? I'm going to play this tape. I don't really understand life the title bent spoon duo okay with christopher riggs and jack wright okay because neither of them play

together on this tape what do you mean well they're never together the duo's never together no too scary the a side what happened the a side is three people trump hussein donald trump hussein obama you know what wall never mind i get it now the bent spoon duo is scott monroe and chris dagg chris dagg yeah from spares from spares now i get it now i get it and then on a side is with christopher riggs on the b side is with jack wright i get it. Now I get it. And then on A side is with Christopher Riggs. On the B side is with Jack Wright. I get it now. Okay. It just took me a minute.

Wow. That seems, yeah. That didn't come to you right away, huh? Well, no, because I didn't realize that that was the two people that were on both sides because I saw that Christopher Riggs was on one side, Jack Wright was on the other. How many people are on? What? How many people are in the duo?

And then I was like, ah. And then I was like, hmm. And then I was like, hmm? The duo is two people. Scott Monroe and Chris Didge. How many people? From Spaz. Scott Monroe and Chris Didge. How many people is that?

Two. How many? I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. All right, well, let's pass that on over here. So let's play the B side, the Jack Wright side, because Jack Wright's played Delaware a couple times. Yeah, where's he from? Is he from Philly?

From Philadelphia. He's not from, like, Allenham. Jamie said he wants to, like, do, like, a big jam sometime. Oh, yeah? Like, get a bunch of fruit? Get a bunch of fruit and just make a lot. Just make a big jelly. Some mason jars and just make all kinds.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Well, it all goes back. There's two schools of thought. This label, USSR. What's it stand for again? United. United Sound Structure Records or something like that? What is it exactly?

I feel like a dick knowing it, but I'm not going to look it up. Arab Emirates. Whatever. I don't know if they always do it but often they do this thing where it's like the J card do not where it's like the J card and then you turn it over inside you got a second option you can use this as the J card there's two covers

it's very nice I like how they do that right anyone there well this came out in 2015 i know what i'm talking about i know what i'm talking about i've thought i know a lot about this tape all right well you ready to get into it do it jack wright plays the what tenor saxophone sure read it here you read it sometimes he takes the thing off and blows into his knee. He blows into his knee a lot. Yeah, I think he just likes how it feels.

He can't hear it. He just likes how it feels. He just plays the saxophone. Scott Monroe plays the upright bass. And Chris Dedge plays percussion. Dedge from Spares. From Spares. On Slammaham. Gotcha. Alright, psych. That's from Spears. From Spears. On Slamperham. Gotcha.

All right. Psych. That's Chris Dodge. Prank. Power violence prank. All right. Let's go. Bent Spoon Duo. ¶¶ THE END Thank you. The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. Ben Spoon duo. Scott Monroe, Chris Dedge from Spears.

From Spears. And that with Jack Wright on that side. Unit structure sound recordings. Let's fucking... I can't do it right now. Let's fucking go! Let's fucking go! That's a pretty good Chris Dedge from Spears.

Unit structure sound recording. Unit structure. USSR. That's a tight one. Alright. Hey, you haven't used that tonight. I used it like once.

You used it a couple times. Well, you didn't have my sound effects on. For all the talking you did about it when you didn't have it, I thought you'd be using it all the time. I really hunted that down for you. This isn't beanbag. It is a good one. And we are back. I wish that K hit a little harder, but we talked about that off air.

I did my best. You do it. Let's see you do it. You run for president. You do something. Alright, Dave, what do you got? Show Joe the money. Rad bowed men's. What? What? Rad bowed men's. Rad bowed mens. What?

Rad bowed mens. Rad bowed mens? Yeah. Why? I don't know, man. Everything's funny to you, Joe. You didn't see his face? No, I didn't see it.

Shrug. Figure it out. Can I hold it? Radbound men's. Oh, Radbound men's. It's two words. Radbound men's. Radbound men's. I think it's someone's name.

You think that guy's last name is men's? Yeah. What's Radbound? That's his first name. Radbound is his first name? Old Testament. You didn't have an Uncle Radbound growing up? Yeah, that's his name. Radbound is his first name? Old Testament. You didn't have an Uncle Radbound growing up? Yeah, that's his name.

Radbound Men's. I think that's his name. You guys feel like dicks. No, I don't. It's a strange name. From America. You put it that way. What is men's? I'm looking it up now.

Well, gender is more fluid than you. I understand that gender is fluid. I still don't get it. Like a room or a department. Tapes on no rent records. Rad bowed men's. You looking up the origin of this name? Yeah.

I'm just giving him a little Google search to see if there's any funny pictures. He's been recording since the late 80s. He's got a dot com. Used to put contact mics on dog brushes and play records with them. He's been recording since like the late 80s. He's got a dot com. Used to put a contact mics on dog brushes and play records with them. He's crazy looking. Dog brushes are great. Do you have a dog brush? With the hard. Do either of you have a dog brush?

Yeah. Well I have a dog. I know. But do you have the dog brush? No because he has a Roomba. I'm going to start a search engine called Gurgle. Gurgle. Dave you knew that. Underwater pictures? And sites and underwater sites that's not a bad idea gurgle yeah that's actually pretty good are you gonna have gurgle dirtles when you uh change the picture to really stupid stuff you gotta clean your snorkel like that's to get rid of the cookies that That's pretty good.

You got something with this. This tape's called Cycle. Cycle. That's all I got to say. I'm just trying to find out where he's from. It's a C96. This is a long one. Still investigating.

You're really bad at Googling, by the way, Joe. No, I'm on his band camp. Dave, Rotterdam. Where's that from? That's right outside of Scotts Plains, New Jersey. Rotterdam. Uniontown. That's a good city, too.

Where is Rotterdam? South Holland. South Holland. Netherlands. That's where he's from. Who are the Dutch? Who are the Dutch? How do you say Radbound?

You just did it. You did it. You nailed it. What's up, Dave? Is he Rad for short? Dave, you're good at letters. I think Boundy. You're good at numbers. Boundy. Boundy old Boundy.

Boundy men's. Boundy men's. I used to hang out with him in high school. Doesn't sound stupid now, does it? Alright, should we just play this tape now? Of the Rotterdam men's. Yeah, play the fucking tape. Mike, play the tape.

Radbound men's. Cycle. No rent. Moment. Fuck you. No rent. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. uh Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. um um Thank you. I'm always serious, girl.

Radbound men's. Girl, I'm always serious with you. You know who comes to the Apple Store sometimes? One of the guys from Boyz II Men. Bill Gates. Oh, yeah? You know DJ Jeff Lewis in Delaware? Yeah, he comes to the Apple store sometimes? One of the guys from Boyz II Men Bill Gates Oh yeah? You know DJ Jeff Lewis in Delaware? Yeah he comes to the Apple store too

Oh yeah? Yeah Oh yeah? Just the Apple store? I have an inside guy Huh Where's uh I saw him at Rita's

Who? No you didn't DJ Jeff? Really? He used to have a house somewhere near like Glasgow High School or something Yeah What flavor water did he get? I don't know.

So it's the rapper Freeway. Who's that? I'm free waiting. I don't know. You have no clue, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right.

He's a rapper. What was that? What did we listen to? Rad Bowmans. Rad Bowmans. No Red Bowmans. Rad Bowmans. All righty.

You ready to take this one home? You ready for me to do that, Dave? home you ready for me to do that I'm ready for you to do that Dave let me ask you a question I got this tape here by a project called Mud Corp Mud Corp or Mud Corp

Mud Corp I've heard it both ways it's not the Marine Corp C-O-R-P the Marine Corp why do they say that I don't know both ways. Because it's not the Marine Corp. C-O-R-P. Yeah. It's the Marine Corps. Why do they say that? I don't know. I don't get it.

What happened to the P? What happened to the P? Hoo-ha. Hoo-rah. No, what did they say? Oh, they say hoo-rah. They say... Semper Fidelis. That's...

Semper... Semper... Cino says that. Hoo-rah. No, he says hoo-ha. Hoo-ha. They say hoo-rah. Hoo-rah.

Who does? They say, thank you, sir. May I have another? Thank you. This is my weapon. This is my gun. Who does? They say, thank you, sir. May I have another? Thank you. This is my weapon. This is my gun. This is a weapon, and this is all fun. Hoo-rah.

And then they touch their dicks, right? Yeah, yeah. I did some time in service. You did some military. You were in the military, right? You're a Navy man, though. I don't know why that landed, but it did. He did two different boot camps.

Two different boot camps. Yeah. First one didn't fit. Because the boot. It's always tight as you are. Yeah, I did some time in the Navy. I did some time in the Special Ops, mostly. Mike's a paratrooper.

He was a paratrooper in the Navy? Yeah. He was the only one. He was a special ops paratrooper in the Navy. The only one. His team was called the Gurgles. Black Ops. Gurgle Division Pink.

Gurgle Division Pink Gurgled Division Pink It's all true Signed up after 9-11 That's why his one finger is so weird Dude in my country And they had belts for like For like the hierarchy Mike was like a

Well I was the only one there Yeah but you were the purple belt It's a hard color Itatrooper hard belt to get you got an honorable discharge i've seen those papers along with that picture of mussolini it's gonna get a purple heart But I said Not until Obama's out of the office I'm waiting for Ted Cruz to give me that purple heart

Did you ever see that video Where the guy pushes the grandmother Out of the airplane Like where they're going to skydive And the grandmother doesn't want to do it And he pushes her He's like the guy Behind the parent Like where they're going to skydive. Oh, no. And the grandmother doesn't want to do it. Wait, this is a real thing? And he like pushes her.

He's like the guy behind the parent. What do they call that? Tandem jump? Yeah. Like a tandem jump or something where they strap the person to the front and she didn't want to go. And he like forced her out. When you say grandma, what age are you talking about?

And she was like hanging out of the harness the whole way down, like almost falling out. How old are you talking about? Oh, I watched a scary one where a guy had a seizure when he was mid, yeah. Really? But he woke up out of it and then pulled his head. The dude on the front or on the back? It wasn't a tandem jump.

Oh, he was solo. Solo jump. He had a seizure while skydiving? While skydiving. That's got to be the craziest feeling in the world. That's probably pretty cool. That's probably pretty awesome. Like the craziest feeling in the world. That's probably pretty cool. That's probably pretty awesome. Like, I'm not going to...

That's probably pretty cool. What do you do after that? Like, you're like, wow, what's life like? You mean like when you hit the ground? Normal life. No, but he woke back up and pulled a chute and he lived. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He didn't die. Good for him. How did... Wait. How do you live like... How did you see this? I don't know how I saw it. It was on the interwebs.

So, like, someone was videotaping it next to him. His other people were like, this is going to be crazy. I don't know why the other guy was videotaping it. Well, I guess they have, like, GoPros on. And it just all of a sudden started shaking. Yeah, he's all like, ah. All right. It's crazy, man.

Gurgle it. Put your gurgle goggles on. Mud court. and gurgle it. Put your gurgle goggles on. Mud cork. Gurgle goggles. Your gurgle gurgle goggles. No, it shouldn't be gurgle goggles. It should be gurgle goblins. Gurgle goblins.

Gurgle goblins. No, your gurgle goblins. Gurgle goblins. The gurgle gobbles gurgle gobbles no your gurgle gobbles goblins the gurgle goblin is who goes like fetches the search for you yeah so there's like on on gurgle.com there's a goblin there with a dude like the little uh like a little hairy monster goblin guy it's a paper clip or whatever clippy yeah from yeah and and when you type something in he looks at you and he goes and he like flies off and then there's like a cloud at you and he goes and he flies off and there's a cloud of smoke where he was and then he comes back and he's like

got those results and you only get like two links at a time. This is a good idea, Dave. Mudcorp from the tape Loser Lord on Third Kind. I always dig Third Kind. They do cool stuff with packaging. Did you guys ever go to that website

where the balloons go all over the place and it goes Congratulations! You won! No, I wasn't into balloons like you, Dave. I was in your balloon phase, I'm guessing. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Not a lunar. Yeah, I'm not doing that kind of stuff, Dave. I get my rocks off regular. I don't like to pop them.

And you're constantly constantly getting your rocks off. Constantly. Joe, you should mention that. Third kind, that gray box up there, like project box they like with the tape inside of it they put that out what else they put out in like weird packaging oh that uh what is it hl collins all the way up there that yellow box that comes with like like i think like sandpaper and maybe a contact mic or something there's a bunch of stuff in it this one that? That's the one, yeah. I forget what's in there. You gotta get a screwdriver. And they just did this tape, this Loser Lord.

Mudcorp tape called Loser Lord. What? What are you talking about? What is this tape with the speaker? We'll talk about that in a little bit. We're gonna talk about this in a little bit? Yeah. After the show, we'll talk about it. Let me just finish this up.

I gotta finish this up. My eyeballs are falling out. I know what I'm talking about! I know what I'm talking about! It comes in this little cardboard box. It opens up like a little... It looks like a little children's book. It's got this awesome image on this illustration on the front.

The sticker on it, it's incredible. Somebody feel this. Feel that sticker, Dave. I'd love to feel it. Dave likes to feel stuff. You like to feel stuff. It's got a this feel that's secretive you like to feel good hand feel to it I like to smell stuff Dave likes to touch things no you like to touch things do I love to touch things I guess it's the same as feel kinda others to schools so if this opens up it's got the tape inside it looks incredible I think it's sold out but the sound when you when you click gurgle it

makes that sound it's the goblin when he takes off do you have the uh the running off uh something no not right now okay so let's get into this let's end this up episode let's get into it. What episode number is it? Wrap it up. Episode number 82. Cut it off. Tabs on Cassette Podcast. End. Go. Thanks to duplication.ca.

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