Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #83 | 4.13.16

Episode Date: April 23, 2016

Hard Bodies, Pork Dust, Critterbone, Private Archive, Lucas Brode, Doberman, Thought Broadcast, Tim Gray, Perfect Messages, Alex York, Eating Flowers, Maharadja Sweets, Pete Swanson and Greh Holger, and rawmean.

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Oh, anything you want. Well, not anything you want. Don't go crazy on me. Mike, I'll use it on whatever I want. Reel it in. I'll use it on whatever I want. In fact, I was using this pedal that you're hearing right now, the Twin Stags, which is a dual modulation pedal.

It's got two LFOs and a VCA in it. I want one of those. It's pretty awesome, man. You'd absolutely love it. Save those for the actual show, Mike. I got a soundboard tonight, baby. Reel it in. Yeah, Dwarfcraft Devices. Pretty incredible.

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with me. No! I love Johnny Depp. But like, I watched it again the other day and it's actually pretty good. But Dwarfcraft Devices, that has nothing to do with that. Yeah, they make... We've talked about several of their pedals before.

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If you know what I mean. You'd absolutely love it. I've been playing with this Twin Stags thing a whole lot. Twin Stags is their new one. Yeah, really, really nice. Beautiful, too. It's like, I think it's probably their prettiest pedal so far. Really, really nice.

We have one here we can look up. I actually have it at home. You can look it up on the internet at dwarfgraph.com, Dave, Joe, John. You don't even know who I am. The thing I like about the pedal is it can take CV from your rack synthesizer, so you can control the rate of the LFOs on board from your synthesizer if you want. Or you can just

use it as like a VCA with your synthesizer if you want. Or you could use it with a guitar if you want or something else. It's really cool. Yeah, it's really rad. And one LFO goes up really in the audio rate like really fast. The other one goes slower. They're both triangle shaped LFOs that you can skew from ramp to triangle to saw shape like continuous um you know shape skewer thing

and it's got two expression pedal inputs for each lfo so you can control the speed of both with two different pedals if you want to it's really flexible seems pretty tight it's awesome yeah it's pretty tight how Hal. I wonder if... I don't know if they have more plans to make pedals that can integrate with the Eurorack modules, but that's pretty tight. I like that. I'd like to see more stuff like that. Yeah, it's

a super cool idea. I mean, I feel like CV type stuff is just more popular in general now. I mean, it'd be cool. Yeah, definitely. And it's cool too like you got like a small euro rack system you don't want to you know you need like one more vca but you can't make your thing bigger you just get that pedal you can't make your thing bigger dude i can make it bigger you just watch you'd absolutely love it

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The twin stags and all the rest of their hot shit. You'd absolutely love it. Well, see you later. Hello, this is Matt from MMA Tapes. You are listening to the one and only Tabs Out Podcast. Peace. Thank you. Tabs out! Coming to you live from Coachella. I am Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC

and we're doing a story on computer predators. Right out of the gate. Tabs out. Cassette Podcast episode number 83. Joe B., the beekeeper, not joining us tonight. Filling in is John Pyle.

You know, I thought I was here because I was going to be a full-time member now, but I'm here because I'm filling in for Joe Beatrice. Well, let me explain this real-ass name. I'm having so much fun getting to know you. Well, let me explain to you, John Powell. We would have you on full-time. We would.

But because of Obamacare, we can't take on another podcaster. Or we have to pay a fine, a penalty. That's not true. I'm having so much fun getting to know you. Not really. So I'm working the soundboard tonight.

Me and Dave. Can I test my soundboard really quick? Now, I'm going to say this. I know Joby and Dave always handle the sounds very tastefully. You do an excellent job. And I've never done this before, and I'm a little nervous. All right, but let me just... Come on, man.

I'm just going to go with the flow, okay? I'm going to do it real casual. I'm going to keep things real casual. Come on, man. It's just going to be, like, subtle. Like, we're going to be talking, and someone's going to be, John Powell, say something.

Say something, John Powell. Daisy Dukes. What? Daisy Dukes. Well, I'm not a crook. Super casual. Just like that. We're all going to have a good time tonight.

Oh, great. Right! All right, John Pyle. All right, well... You want to start off tonight? Yeah. You want to play the first tape? Hey, guys.

I'm in the fucking sequel to Mask. Yeah. What do you got? All right, so... What are you want to play the first tape? Hey, guys. I'm in the fucking sequel to Mask. What do you got? What are you going to play? Easy there, John. Easy there. You guys made me do a boner. Clipping hard. Keeping in the theme

of Mike's little sound samples, I got this taped by this project, Hard Bodies. Who the hell is that? Well, that's funny you should ask. This is not gonna work. I'm gonna walk off the show right now.

Who's Hard Bodies? They're from Ireland. Where? Ireland. Okay. And they're on that Three Arms label, I think they're called. Slow down. Hold on there.

I got it from the mailbag when I was on for the anniversary. Don't touch that. I got it from the mailbag. Listen, John Pyle. John Pyle violently grabbed my hand right there. I was reaching for my keyboard. And I just want to say, do you see my audio jack is not in the best condition, so I have this cable halfway plugged in with

packing tape holding it onto my laptop. So don't fuck with it too much, alright? Come on, man. I don't even want to talk about it. Just play the tape. No, let's talk about it. No. Let's talk about it. Turn my headphones up, Dave. Tell me about it. I want to hear all about it.

Well, the tape itself is a plain, glossy black tape. Who is Hard Bodies? I don't know. They're from Ireland. That's all I know. I think they're from Ireland. All right. I think I found that out from the internet, but I don't know.

But you do. But you think you found that out from the internet. I don't know for sure, you know. I don't know this stuff. I'm probably going to be going on the. So is the name of this label... I'm probably going to be going on the internet. Is the name of this label Three Arms? Yeah.

And it's just like... And they spell it with the Roman numeral three. Yeah. You see what they did there, Dave? Yeah. You see what they did? They did a little non-conventional work there with the... Three Arms.

With the type. Like Chapter Three Arms. You got it, buddy. Very nice. No, this label's tight. They sent us a bunch of stuff. I like. Yeah.

This is their, what is it, their seventh release? That came out in the beginning of the year? Yeah. Back in February, perhaps? Yeah, it came with their last batch. And I think I grabbed a bunch of their stuff from their last batch in the mailbag last time I was on. I knew you would be interested in it. Yeah.

It's all black and white. Yeah. Very sketchy. Some of it looks very sketchy. It does not look sketchy. Hard Bodies is a sketchy name. It's a, well, yeah Yeah. Very sketchy. Some of it looks very sketchy. It does not look sketchy. Hard Bodies is a sketchy name. It's a, well, yeah, but when you listen to the music. You're a sketchy guy, right, John Powell?

I'm not sketchy at all. I got to ask you, I want to ask you about the outfit you're wearing right now. What's wrong with the outfit I'm wearing? So you got head to toe, it's a white robe with this pointy hood. And like, so what's the emblem? What's the emblem mean on the chest? I'm a druid. Stone hand.

This is a beanid. Stone hand. Too scary. Alright, let's get into this hard bodies tape. Oh, you already gave it to me. You ready to do this? Self title tape, is that what we're doing? I like their little logo. It's nice.

I love logos. Very nice. I don't have a soundboard, so I'm just going to do voices tonight. It's very strong. Yeah, the filled-in rectangle with the outline on it. What are you talking about? Yeah, they're... My wife.

Very strong me. Oh, man. All right, well, let's get into this. See you later. You guys ready to go? I'm horny, man. All right. Well, let's get into this. See you later. You guys ready to go? I'm horny, baby. Hard body, self-titled tape, three arms. Here we go. guitar solo Thank you. Dead away

Dead away On the floor Dead as he Goes on the floor, dead as he On the floor, dead as he Dead as he Dead as he Dead as he guitar solo I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Get away Get away Get away

Get away Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And we are back! Yeah. Hard Bodies, self-titled. That was tight. Three Arms. John, that was tight. I liked it a lot too, man. Told you guys.

Didn't believe me. Well, that's it, everybody. Thanks for listening. We'll see you next time. Good night. Just kidding. Dave's turn. That was only one tape. Thanks for listening. We'll see you next time. Good night. Just kidding. Dave's turn. That was only one tape.

Get out of here. What do you think? We're going to come here and play one tape and that's going to be it? Get out of here. I'm going to play this tape by Pork Dust. Is that really the name, Pork Dust? Pork Dust. What was Jesse DeRosa's uh project called

oh it was either pork lion was a pork i think it was pork lion yeah pork dust is better pork dust what is pork dust pork dust is it just regular dust on pork or dust that has pork particles in it you mean like dust that has accumulated on pork? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like dust made out of pork. I don't know. The best art is ambiguous, man. You know, I think of

pork dust, I think of that finely ground powdered beef jerky that you can just put under your lip and dip. Ew, that sounds disgusting. You don't like that? Yeah. Dipping with beef jerky? Maybe they can give me an endorsement.

They could. They might send you some. For your gas station meet? That sounds disgusting. Is that what we're talking about? Pork dust? Yeah, we're talking about pork dust. It's a good name. A dude named Morgan Tindall out of Portland,

Maine. He's got a band camp of just a shitload of projects that he's recorded. Morgan Tindall sounds like the guy in the office that whenever you have a problem... It's not Tindall, but it's funny that you said that. Morgan what? Tindall. Even Morgan Tindall sounds like the guy in the office that everyone who

always has a problem with their computer is like, Morgan, and he has to go and fix it. He doesn't know that much about computers or anything, but everyone thinks he does because he knows a little bit more than they do. He knows that if you Google something, you don't have to move your mouse over to search. All you have to do is hit enter, and they see it and go,

Whoa! Yeah, exactly. Computer whiz! Hand me this tape. Yeah, let's see it. Morgan, I got this email the other day. Hand me this tape. Yeah, let's see it. Morgan, I got this email the other day. Hand me the tape. Pork dust.

Ooh, look at this nice... What the hell with these little band-aid printies on the back? You guys are very anti-band-aid. There's a right way and a wrong way to use them, John. Especially when you have a nice cherry red Noroco case like this. Look at that. That's a mint-on- nice cherry red narako case like this look at that that's a mint on card cherry red narako case we should have like a comic book uh store you know that um what's that show called comic book men comic book store never mind also there's a there's a project on this guy's... There's this project...

There's this project on this dude's band camp page called Cosby Style Slash and Chung. And the cover art is a dude jumping into a pool with Osama Bin Laden's head photoshopped on him. And the name of the album is called All Summer Bin Laden a lot of jokes here a lot of jokes going on I like that keep me like that good work mr. Tyndall good font work on the spine here too oh good fun that font is called Wild West I thought it was called like let me see I like the whole vibe

overall it kind of reminds me of some weird like I don't know weird like psyche stuff I like it I don't know

Mike likes it who put this out I think it's just self-release ah pork dust couldn't find anyone to put that out

huh a lot of emails were sent out hi I'm an artist called pork dust delete but apparently it's pretty good right dave it's really good yeah i love this uh i won't get into it right now all right pork dust

self-titled self-titled self-released yes man all right let's give pork dust a chance I am on my way and I will get there by and by Don't always pick the fastest routes I guess I am just that type of guy I always know my way back to you I'm a regular brand new man Streets, lanes and avenues Highways and roads and alleys

I always know my way back to you I'm a ranger, brand new man Expressways and wide lanes Highways and roads and alleys I've been known to go out of my way sometimes but when I do It's always by design Always know my way back to you

I'm a rainy, rainy city Streets, lanes, and avenues I'm a crazygedy, raggedy, raggedy Streets, lanes, and avenues I'm a raggedy, raggedy, raggedy Oh, and on my way back to you I'm a raggedy, raggedy, raggedy Expressing ways and wonders I'm a raggedy, raggedy, raggedy Thank you. Always know my way back to you I'm a great, great missionary Streets, lanes, and avenues

I'm a great, great missionary Always know my way back to you I'm a great, great missionary Expressways and wildcats I'm a great, great missionary Always know my way back to you I'm a great, great missionary Streets, lanes, and avenues Always know my way back to you. Streets and lanes and avenues.

Always know my way back to you. Express two ways in one. Always know my way back to you I'll always know my way back to you I'll always know my way back to you I'll always know my way back to you I'll always know my way back to you. I'm going my way back to you. I'm going my way back to you. Gettin' lost while wanderin', wonderin' and ponderin' on things. I'm what crushes the burns when the sun goes down.

I'm the only thing around. This map has many turns and twists. So weird to follow, it brings me back to you again My favorite tree You shine and you change the gravity You got me howling Like a weirdo Trying to find its way Like a wheel of wind Shining from its moon

Like a big rainbow Out of every fool's face Well, you control the long things You make the night birds sing so strange It's beautiful and sad and it's wonderful All at the same time I'll offer that funny feeling Mysteries

Revealing I'm rivaling like a ball Oh, why they held together All the things I thought about But never said You got me howling like a

weirdo crying by this moon like a big great wolf out of that the horse

melts Well, how about the boys of the bell? Thank you. Like a weirdo How it happens when we're together Like a weirdo I could hear the Woo Woo Woo I was at the Fuller's Woo Woo Woo

I could hear the Woo Woo Woo Woo I was at the How is that the first of us? I don't know How is that the first of us? How bad the fool is to boast How bad the fool is to boast Pork dust. Pork dust.

Pork dust. That was good stuff, man. I wasn't expecting that. Catchy. Very catchy. I enjoyed that. Where did I put it? Self-titled self-release tape.

Does this sticker on the spine mean anything, Dave? I don't think so. No, it's just it was already on the case. All right. Probably. Are we coming out through the speakers, too? I don't know. John Pyle,'s just it was already on the new case. Alright. Probably. Are we coming out through the speakers too? I don't know. John Pyle, take off your headphones and figure that out. Alright, someone say something.

No, it's all through. I don't think so. You want to meet sometime? Wait. Maybe it is. You want to meet sometime? Alright. My turn? Now Dave, you had a suggestion of what I should play right now. And I don't know if I want to go... You like that? I don't know if I want to go in that direction.

Should I go in that direction? Should I just play that right now? I think you should. All right. Because while we were listening to that, and I was like, ooh, Dave, is this going to be some hillbilly noise? Because Dave loves his hillbilly noise. Listeners to the show might be aware of the hillbilly noise project,

Critterbone. Dave, you talk about critter bone a lot oh yeah man i love critter bone you love critter bone i love when they do that hammerboard shit man you saw you don't do the what the hand then billy plays that hammerboard and uh the bull whistle it's crazy man i would love to go through every time you talk about critter bone and see if it's the same name that plays the hammerboard or whatever because i bet you it's a different name every time or is it always billy i don't know anyway dave made up this uh thing hillbilly noise and he would talk about what was it knucklehead fest knucklehead fest it was a big hillbilly noise fest and uh spin dizzy plate and uh mud bucket tractor pull tractor pool

and critter bone was the biggest hillbilly noise. Oh, yeah. The biggest was. Well, somebody went ahead and... They spearheaded the genre. Yeah, they spearheaded. They went ahead and they made... Even though I looked on Bandcamp,

the tag hillbilly noise is used by different artists. But they're not... They're the correct hillbilly noise. Critterbone is the only... True hillbilly noise. correct hillbilly noise critter bone is the only true hillbilly true hillbilly noise project there is and they you can get the tape it's just you know i think they double them as you uh whoever this is dubs them as you order them and gets a white tape writes critter bone on it puts in a plastic bag you know what i'm i want to say something i'm a little bit disappointed what i would have liked to have seen the packaging is a little bit too

nice for me. Too nice? Yeah. What, the twist tie? The used twist tie that holds the spool closed? I like that. I like that a lot. But what I wanted to see was the bag in a little black outdoor garbage bag filled with leaves.

Too scary! As big as the bag that it came in. But an outdoor garbage bag filled with leaves And you dig out a little critter bone tape Okay well they can do that next time And it can come with a baby rake You gotta go to like a children's museum And steal a bunch of those

When they have that on display Because you know they make those Look up baby rake right now I'm not gonna look up baby rake I don't want those kind of cookies I don't want those kind of list i don't want those kind of cookies yeah on my computer too scary too way too scary um when when this tape came hey guys i immediately called up joe b and told him the critter bone tape came and then i'm looking on

the package and the address is a delaware address on kirkwood highway And first thing Joe said was, what's the address? And I told him, he was like, okay, I just wanted to make sure it wasn't my work. Because he works on Kirkwood Highway. But what this person, then I noticed the postage was from Canada. So what we got here is a Canadian acting like they're from Wilmington, Delaware on Kirkwood Highway. So I look up the address, and the address was for a Pizza Hut on Kirkwood Highway. So I look up the address and the address was for a Pizza Hut on Kirkwood Highway. That's good.

Yeah. And on Twitter, I do razz. I give the razz to Pizza Hut a lot. I say they put hair underneath their cheese. Which they probably do. It's true. It's true. It's very true.

I found it in my stuffed crust once. It was like in the crust So instead of cheese around the crust It was full of hair Like dry hair Doll's hair or real hair? Obviously cooked So like charred

You know what that makes me feel like? I like the hair under the cheese Let's go. All right. You ready to do this, John Polly? You ready to listen to Critterbone? Their world premiere. This is the world premiere.

Of Critterbone. Of not just Critterbone. Five years from now, when hillbilly noise is the big shit. This was the world premiere of hillbilly noise. Critterbone. Self-titled tape. Self-released. Here we go.

All shit, man. All shit, man. Oh so ¶¶ ¶¶ Thank you. so so Thank you. I'm sorry. The the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the so I'm not sure if I can do this. Now! Shhh! I'm going to go ahead and do it. Thank you. Craterbone.

I'm here, man. Craterbone. Subtitled, self-released. Fucking hillbilly noise, man. And so when that banjo comes in... Yeah, that's real good. Yeah, but there's drums there. Yeah.

That just really did it for me. Dave, what was your part that you liked? I liked all parts, as long as they're nice. You're so funny, Dave. That was fucking tight, man. Rest in peace, Prince. Oh, shit, man, yeah. Fucking Prince died.

That's crazy, right? Well, I wouldn't say it's crazy, because people die all the time, and you're definitely going to do it, but it's definitely a bummer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. But wasn't he into like... Bad boy stuff, basically.

Bad boy religious beliefs, and he was like, I don't take aspirin because a Satan will get into me. Yeah, he was a Jehovah's Witness. He was a chemtrail guy, too. He said that the world got wiped out once because people were putting their ho-hos wherever they wanted to before. So it's cool that he was really cool about one thing, and then

everybody... Just to bring it to perspective, he was obviously a dick about other things, too. But no, yeah. Prince was cool. Prince was chill. Prince was very casual. You guys know that there's no bass line on When Doves Cry? I saw you talking about that the other day There's no bass guitar Which is crazy

It's just crazy Like a dance hit basically In the 80s with no fucking bass guitar Well that's just not fair is it? I thought it was pretty crazy No that's crazy Dave He recorded bass and then he was like, something doesn't sound right.

That's better. He just got rid of it. He fleed his undies. Flea plays bass like this. All right, John Pyle, what do you got? All right, so for my next tape, I'm going to play an older one. Not older. It's like two years old.

Whatever. That's not that old. Yeah. No, it's really not. I'm playing Private Archive, Honey Aspic Enema. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I knew you'd like that. Who's this?

Private Archive. I think they were originally from Boston, but I think the dudes live in different parts of the country now. Well, see you later. They. Well, see you later. They were like, see you later. And they run an eponymous label. Oh, yeah? But it's pretty sick.

It's really good stuff. Let me see it. So, well, I just took the tape apart because it's got this nice outer... Stop it. Bullets go! No. Bullets go. No. Bullets go.

No. Mike, stop. No. Come on, Mike. No. Oh, my God. Here, here's the tape. Just take it. I want to wrestle you so freaking bad.

Oh, shit. This looks bad. Oh, shit. This looks fucking... Oh, oh. Hold on, John Pyle. You dummy. You know you wouldn't let me talk. You wouldn't let me talk. John Pyle, you're so violent.

Jeez. You guys make me so mad sometimes. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I mean, in a good way. Don't hurt me. Laugh out loud. You were going to play this tape without talking about this packaging yeah so it's got this nice braille braille printed tape you know you see on national audio company you see the option to get braille and you always think

you know what i'm gonna get braille you never do it oh my god this is the most tactile thing i've ever felt in my entire life. I'm going to rub this Braille right off. These bumps feel so good under my thumb. This is fucking incredible. I'm having so much fun getting to know you. So you got this... Is this a prison cassette?

Any screws in here? Total clear shell. No, it's a prison. No screws. What does the Braille say on here? Probably private archive. And then there's a transparency with this, what would you call that? Pattern. This intense pattern.

It's beanbag. Oh, what is this? Pornography, John Biles? There's pornography on that cover. Oh, come on. Put the pattern back over the top of it. No, but they said you have to be 18, 18 plus to buy the tape. Well, see you later.

You'd absolutely love it. I'm in my 40s, but guarantee that I'm not some old guy wanting to perv a young boy. All right, let's... I am Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on Computer Predator They're showing up as soon as they hear us play this tape Yeah but it's so good It's worth it You wanna get into it?

Let's do it Am I wrong to say that? Alright baby Let's get into this Private Archive Honey Aspikinema It's the first track off the A-side It's rhapsodies and piss and who put it out private archive wait a minute oh self-release or is that no that they that that's the the name of the project but then they have they have a label

that's also called private archive oh yeah but you ruined it because i was like rhapsodies and piss and i want the music to start, and then you asked a question. Slow down. Hold on there. Well, if you're going to have sex, it might as well be with me. Yeah. All right. Exactly.

Private archive. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not even sure Why I'm not even sure so Thank you. I'm going to beat you to death. I'm going to beat you to death. Thank you. Private Archive. And we are back. Yeah. That was fucking, that was intense, man. Yeah. God, everything about that it looks fucking nice and it like feels so nice i just want to rub that braille again i'm gonna start

going to atm machines and just rubbing the braille yeah i never thought about that because i carry around a bean with me like a black bean that i stick my hand in my pocket and i like get the black bean between a tall man and thumpkin this isn't bean beanbag. That's beanbag, though. I'm like, it's nice. But I never thought about just carrying around you know that, like ATMs and bathroom doors with braille on them are kind of like the emergency tactile rest stops.

Hey, guys! If you're feeling down, you can rub a bathroom door and it'll just You're walking around and all of a sudden you see one? Hey, guys! Hey! What is that from? Well, see you later. That's Dumb and Dumber. Is hey, guys the same part?

Hey, guys. Huh. Let's go. All right, man. That was sick, John. I like that. I like that one a lot. Davey Boy.

Yes. You want to go, man? Yeah, I'll go, man. Come on, man. How many animals could live in a desert? That's scary. That was a pretty good one. I want to play this Lucas Brode tape that came out on Focus Grill.

Who the hell is that? Is that King of the Hill? Yeah. Is it? Yeah. That's really good. Seriously, who is that? Lucas Brode.

Who is that? Some dude from New York sent us the tape. Either he did or the label did. I don't know. The mail goes to you, man. Let me see. Tape's called Sick Sad World. Tape's called what?

Sick Sad World. Aw. It's a sick sad world. Aw. Well, that's just not fair is it? Nope not at all. Ain't fair at all. Looks like a spin doctors

CD or something. I get that. That's kind of how you say it. Too scary. I wonder if the sick sad Worlds is a Daria reference. Why did he say that? Because in Daria, that was the name of the tabloid they'd always read all the time.

Six Sad Worlds? You would know that. You would be the one person I know who knows that. What the fuck's wrong with Daria? You would be the one person who was still watching Liquid Television at that point. I was just talking about Liquid Television last night. You guys remember? No one cares, John.

Cartoon sushi? You don't like Liquid Television? No one cares, John. You don't think that was the shit? John, shut up. Liquid Television last night. You guys remember? Oh, yeah. No one cares, John. Cartoon sushi? You don't like Liquid Television? No one cares, John. You don't think that was the shit? John, shut up. Liquid Television was awesome. I'm going home. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I was just trying to get you to talk so I could play Vandiver. You guys remember that show? Take the bait, old boy. Good for you. Good for you. You guys remember that show Oddville? Oh, what?

On MTV? It was like a really weird like variety show kind of thing, but with like really weird people. Oh, no. You know what I was thinking of? I was thinking of something on like Cartoon Network where Will Ferrell did a voice. Whoa.

And he didn't have any. He was just a torso and a head. The head? That was a good one. Oddville was like this little wiry host, and he had a big giant guy that looked like this dude ernie we know with a bowl cup that sat that had wore a tuxedo and he just sat there and didn't say anything all the entire time and there was a co-host that was in like a little like window frame that was always holding a cup of coffee smiling and he would just laugh at him and take a sip out of his mug.

No, I don't think I've ever heard of this. No? It was really weird. It was only on maybe like 15 episodes or something. What was that show called? I think it was good, but I haven't seen it since. The Cut It Out. What was that show called?

Full House. No, not Full House. The show on Nickelodeon. Remote Control? America's Funniest People? No, it wasn't either. You't do that on television no but that era i think you can't and remote control and probably well remote control was mtv remote control was empty oh yeah yeah this was a nickelodeon no one remembers this and i think he played like a like a it was like a fake show it was a show about a fake show was like a fake show. It was a show about a fake show.

Like a talk show, I think. It was a show about a fake talk show? Yeah. Like in the reality of the TV show that we're watching, it's about a fake... With Dave Coulier in it. Dave, are you yelling right now? I feel like... No. I feel like... Are we peeking? No. Your headphones are just

really loud because you want me to keep turning them up. Oh. I feel like I'm peaking, man. We're peaking. What kind of drugs do you take? I can't believe it took that long. All right, what are we playing? What are we playing again? Six Sad World by Lucas Brode.

We're going to play a track. Say that last name slowly. Brode. Brode, okay. like you got brode like you just got brode like if i dunked on you yeah six ad world where my u-wings hand it over tracks called rats on riddling rats on riddling that sounds like a spin doctors like title for uh that's too edgy for spin doctors not these days they're trying to get attention it'd be like uh is that a sticker or print oh it's a sticker on it that looks nice coffee rats or something this clear

shell with this uh clear label on it with this like light brown printing on it and you're really painting a picture there buddy i just wish you could like just look at it all right you ready to listen this lucas brode sick sad on, what's that say, Focus Grill? Yeah. That's a really good label. You can interpret it that so many ways. We won't do any of them, though. We'll just play the tape.

Here we go. Let's go. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Lucas Brody. That was fucking tight, man. I think that's how you say it. Brod or Brody. B was fucking tight, man. I think that's how you say it. Brod or Brody. B-R-O-D-E. Lucas Brod. Brod?

You been brod. That's how we were saying it before, right? How is it? You said Brody, right? And I said Brod. Let's see what John Powell says. Here he comes. John Powell.

How would you pronounce that name? How would you pronounce that name? Bottom tape. The bottom one? Yeah. Lucas Brode. Brode. I can't do it! That was fucking tight.

What do you think? Lucas Brody? We were having a little gentlemanly conversation about it. I owe Dave $10,000 now. Alright, is it my turn? I know I'm going to play a man. Or do I? Yeah,000 now. Alright, is it my turn? I know I'm going to play a man. Or do I? Yeah, I'm going to play this. Motherfucker, you've got to be

kidding me. That was the biggest tape prank that the universe has ever played on me. I opened this motherfucker up and the Naroko just opened up and the tape went all the way. I can't reach that. Gotcha. I don't even know where it went. Oh wait, there it is. I feel it under my toes. Why didn't you just shut up?

Here we go. Why didn't you just shut up? Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. Fuck it, thing. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. Fuck it sucks. Suck it. And I never had any sex with my parents.

All right, this tape came, I picked it up. Doberman. Doberman tape called Alleywalkers on Castle Bravo. Castle Bravo. Slow down, hold on there. Fairly new label. I think by now they're, maybe the first tapes came out in 2014 or something like that.

But they sent over, I think it was Zern, I think you say it, C-Z-E-R-N, and a Doberman tape back when they first started. And the shit was fucking incredible. Those tapes are awesome. And then this Doberman tape just dropped, I think today, 422. So yesterday or two days ago or a week ago or a month ago, I don't know when you're listening. 422.

I don't know. 16. I don't know. I do. I don't ago. You know, I don't know when you're listening. 422. I don't know. 16. I don't know. I do. I don't know. I do. I don't know. I do.

Okay, but... All we're doing is arguing about the most stupid shit! But this is a fucking sick tape. Pyle, do you know Doberman at all? I don't, no. I think you're going to like this. Some fucking punishing... I'm having so much fun getting to know you i was listening to side the whole tape's fucking good but i put on side b you can't stop them

it was so fucking it was so fucking intense fuck it all right well let's let's go tight artwork jump out i know you're gonna like this artwork let's see all black and white this all this shit's grim get out of here why do you think i like everything just black and white in fact other than the hard bodies tape nothing i brought today is black and white absolutely dead, 100% wrong. Stop ganging up on me! No! All right, let's get into this. Doberman, Allie Walker's tape,

a brand new one on Castle Bravo. You're going to listen to this, and you're going to say, you know what, I'm going to fucking, I need that. I do. I know, I need that. Yes, I do.

Let's go. Yes, I do. Okay, all right. All right, go, go go this isn't over until i say it's over all right go go Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. so Outro Music Doberman. Alley Walkers cassette on Castle Bravo. Brand new one. Just came out. That was so sick. Yeah, man.

Really good. Really good. Really good. I believe that track was called... Let's see what we got here Inferior on the Line well see you later gotta keep talking

but yeah buy that fucking tape that just came out C44 Castle Bravo Bravo sweet is it my turn? How big is a stage? Yeah, it's your turn.

All right. Word. What do you got? I got this new thought broadcast tape, Social Acid, on Personnel Records. You are doing a great job. Is that Cleveland or something? Yeah, I got a soundboard up. Okay, what can you tell me about this, John Powell?

I like the project name and the tape name. Have you guys heard this project before? I definitely have heard a thought broadcast, but I can't pinpoint it. It's so sick. Where are they from? New York. Where are they from? New York.

California. New York. Mississippi. New York. Philadelphia. New York. Stuhlband? New York California New York Mississippi New York Philadelphia New York Stuhlband New York

Elmwood New York That's all I got. California New York California New York Philadelphia

New York Stuhlband New York Elmwood New York Mississippi New York Ramona New York. Elmwood. New York. Mississippi. New York. Ramona.

New York. Shut up! All right. Hand this over. Oh, my God! I don't care! Did you do this cover? No, I did not do the cover.

It looks like you would have. This blue paper. Did you supply the paper? No. This is the kind of paper you use. This blue paper. That's like an 18-pound. They go a little bit later than a 20.

Hey, guys. It is a handsome looking tape, though. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, I can't hear what they're saying. Thought broadcast. Social acid. This looks fucking tight, man.

What else is this? Tell me about this. Is it personnel? Is that the name of the label? Yeah, it's... Tell me about it. Tell me all about it. It's a of the label? Yeah, it's... Tell me about it. Tell me all about it. It's Marco...

Oh, what? You don't want me to tell you about it. He did that one. Come on. It's Marco from Raspberry Bulbs label. Oh, okay. And what else is he in? Bone...

Bone All. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Raspberry Bulbs. Yeah, it's his label. Is that like a disease? Yeah. Yeah. I Yeah, it's his label. Is that like a disease? Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, it's sick. Raspberry bulbs. Dave had raspberry bulbs for a while. What did you, how did you get them? You got them on a camping trip. You just sit on them. You just. Yeah.

You just sit on them? You sit on them and it makes it better. Is that true? I'm probably going to be going on the internet. Why? I don't have a height issue. Really? I got my cowboy boots on.

What are you talking about? All right, let's get into this. I'll see you later. I like the black shells with the white sticker on them. Just stamped Thought Broadcast in red. Yeah. I pulled it up here. I'm seeing this.

I'm recognizing the same. Ravi Benning. I recognize that name. Yeah. He says from New York. He's not from Baltimore. I don't know. I feel like I know a Ravi.

I feel like I have a Ravi Benning. Maybe I just assumed he was from New York because the label's based out of New York. But I don't know. But he's had a bunch of stuff out like he's had stuff on like amigo and uh old english spelling bee and oh yeah stuff like that slow down hold on there too much for dave too scary for dave dave can't handle all that john pal calm down what are you doing to my boy dave come back come, Dave. I'm right here. All right, you ready? Thought broadcast. Social asset tape on personnel?

Yeah. Am I saying that right? Yeah, personnel. Have you heard this? Have you heard this, personnel? Have you heard about this? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this, personnel?

This is the news. Have you heard about this, personnel? Here we go © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The current is the door of the pain. It's like how much is plastic Thought broadcast How much plastic can you fit on a horse I had to turn your volume down and your computer's humming My computer's humming? Yeah

It's humming Yeah I computer's humming? Yeah. Oh, it's doing that thing where it's humming? It's humming. Yeah, I'll take care of that later. Oh, gosh. Prank. Gotcha. I love getting you guys. John, that was an awesome tape.

Yeah. Thanks for bringing it. You're doing a good job. I know. Well, see you later. I didn't like that. John Pyle, let me ask you this. What's going on with Beyond the Ruins?

Anything new? Anything exciting? Anything in a poly case? Nothing in a poly case, no. There's a new deterge tape coming out soon. What is it? Deterge. Like detergent?

Yeah, but short. Deterge. Deterge. It's Jim Harris. Who's Jim Harris? He runs a marathon every year called the Boston Marathon. And he does Detourge. Came in 69.

PTM. PTM Jim. Tight. He's good. All right, man. You didn't pay for a sponsorship. Shut up now. Dave.

Well, see you later. I imagine that's John Pyle saying see you later every time you play that. Oh, yeah? It's just what's going on in my... I got a lot... You know, I'm like one of those beautiful mind type guys where I'm constantly like, I'm seeing numbers everywhere. What do you got, Dave?

Good question. Thanks. I'm trying to figure out what I want to play next. Saving all my best questions up for tonight. Mike, give me another one of your questions while I look for where I put my tapes that I was going to play. Where do you put wood when you're not using it? Out back. Where do you put wood when you're not using it?

Just put it out back. Put it in a pile. How much does a shrimp cost? I want to buy one shrimp. Depends. I just want to have... I'm making a homemade cocktail, shrimp cocktail. I need one shrimp. He's got a friend that to have, I'm making a homemade cocktail, shrimp cocktail, and one shrimp.

He's got a friend that always answers him. Is he always right? He should always be right. He's always right. Yeah. He's very patient. He understands that they don't make any sense, but he's very patient. How much does a shrimp cost?

It depends. Does he look it up for him? Can you look on your phone for me? Do you have it saved on your phone? Pull up the file. This is how much pull up the lady inside your phone that tells you how much shrimp costs one shrimp phone one shrimp american dollars all right i'm gonna play this u.s currency tim gray tape tim gray tim gray have you played all what was the first thing you played uh lucas brode no it was uh and pork dust pork dust unless the person's name is pork dust it could be then uh i was gonna say are you playing all i mean projects by just the

right names are mama game i mean dweezil, what's that? Yeah, exactly right. Moon Unit. All right. Fucking hipsters. Fucking dipsters. I'm going to play this Tim Gray tape, Sandstone. Put your coffee in test tubes.

You know, hipsters drink their coffee out of test tubes. Came out at... No, they don't. Came out on... Yes, they do. They don't. It came out on konoma tapes you know obama buys chemtrails from china and puts them here he doesn't like obama huh

i just like it took a while for that for that to come to the surface but i can't say i'm surprised i thought it was a soon it was but i didn't want to assume so this dude has a project called ethernet which i guess cranky has released some stuff oh yeah yeah but he did this that's the big time he did this little tape under his own name i thought we played this tape already or did we just talk about this last time we talked this came in the mailbag this is is this oh yes yes yes and you were like i like this little guy sitting here right yeah i did say that because now i'm looking at him were like, I like this little guy sitting here, right? Yeah, I did say that. Because now I'm looking at him, I like him too. So this came out on a label called Canoma Tapes. Second tape that came out on Canoma.

Canoma. And it's got a little poem in here or something. Oh, I like when you fold it out. There's two guys sitting next to each other. There's two guys and they're looking at it. They're having a little convo, a little GTKY they're sitting there talking hey mate care for a chat yeah i bet they don't have time right now and the one guy is like i'm having so much fun getting to know you and the other guy's like oh see you later hell of a convo boys hell of a convo so yeah this is pass this over what's it tape's tight, tight, tight. What's it called again?

Sandstone. Do you ever listen to that? That's my favorite font. John Powell, you've heard select ambient works, right? Yeah. By Apex Stone. Yeah. This reminds me of number two a lot, a whole lot.

They did a really good job numbering them. It's hard to get that number so small. Let's see it. Look how small that is. It's like a gold, like a... Wow.ie yeah sharpie like i'm like it's not that small but it looks very clean 12 out of 50 not a funny number not a funny number to be found well see you later all right so let's get into this tim gray sandstone what you said the label was old timer what is it i keep I got KT2 on the spine.

That's all I got, big guy. Come bring it in for a landing there, Dave. What do you got for me, buddy? Rewind it. All I got is a KT2 on here, buddy. Come on, big pal. What is it, buddy? Bomba.

Come on, man. This is a cassette podcast. Give it to me. What's the name of the label? See you later. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Tim Gray. That was fucking tight, man. Yeah. Yeah, spooky, scary.

Dave, sometimes you refer to stuff as a nice bubble bath, nice warm bath. Yeah. I would say that was a nice warm bath. But in a dark cave. Yeah. Ooh, like a hot spring. Like a peaceful cave.

Like a hot spring. Not a scary cave. Like there's a structure warm bath. But in a dark cave. Yeah. Ooh, like a hot spring. Like a peaceful cave. Like a hot spring. Not a scary cave. Like there's a structure in the cave, a naturally made... Tub. Tub. Yeah. Like a bubbly spring in a cave. Hot spring.

That sounds really nice. Yeah. Ooh. But we can't... We won't be going there. Well, that's just not fair, is it? We're here. But that was awesome.

Well, see you later. Who was that? Tim Gray, you said? Tim Gray. Sandstone. Sandstone. won't be going there well that's just not fair is it we're here but that was awesome well we'll see you later who was that tim gray you said tim gray sandstone sandstone on uh you've got you got it that sounds right all right my turn i'm gonna go i'm i got a toss up here between this one and this one all right i'm, I'm going to go with this. Perfect. No, this always confuses me. It's confused me when I was looking at it earlier. I couldn't tell who was the artist and what was the title.

Ahmael. Perfect Messages. The tape's called Journals on a label Light Source Systems. Which I don't know much about. But the logo's one of my favorite logos I've ever seen. Isn't that awesome?

Describe that, John Pyle. You're a librarian. Describe that. A bunch of shapes and shit. No, it's not. It's like one diamond and then there's like three quarters of a diamond. It's a bunch of lines. If a student came to me and had a reference question like,

I need to research this logo, I'd be like, hmm, we need to find some scholarly sources that talk about lines and shapes and shit. But let me tell you one thing I like about it. It's numbered on the back. Slow down. Hold on there. Another gold marker numbered here. John Powell, tell me what the numbering is.

It's a 6 of 50. Now hand it back to me. Now I'm going to flip it. Now what's it numbered? 5 of 90. So which one is it? I think it's 6 of 50 because who would make an addition of 90 tapes?

But that really looks like 5 of 90. It bugs me out because you think like, oh no, it's not 5 out of 90 because it's zero five and they wouldn't do that they would just do five but when you flip it it's zero six out of 50 oh you're right there big guy a little bit what do you think i feel like it's six out of 50 there's a funny day that's a funny number because why would they who would you no one would do 90 tapes well also it's six out of 50. There's a funny days. That's a funny number. Because why would they,

who would you know? Would do 90 tapes? Well, also it's a weird number. The way that people make fives versus the way that people make, what is that? What number is it? 69.

Wait, four 20. I just don't feel like somebody would go make a five and lift up. Well, marker. I'll at that point in the five. I feel like they'd put the bottom on and then put the top on. You're really psychoanalyzing this person. Instead of doing like half of the curly thing and then doing the rest. Well, I'll pop this bubble right now.

It says on Bandcamp that's an addition of 50. Told you. So you got it. This came out I think late last year 2015 um matthew james minowski it's the name of the person who does this project and possibly the label i'm not really totally sure who does the label but i love this this article what do you call that effect in photoshop where it makes everything like a tiled like that is it tiled i guess i love the cover i'll just say that oh i got one complaint oh and this if joe b was here he would he might storm out well see you later so the logo is also on the tape right yeah it's like a a classic you know tinted clear

gray liner tape. My favorite. I like the logo on either side of the spools. But it's also on the other side. But then they wrote, for some reason, B. Oh, he would hate that. But the screw side's the A side. You know that going into it.

Yeah, yeah. See, I can probably rub that off. No, that's a quality ink. They use a quality pen. All right, well, let's get into this. I think I'm going to play. I think. I don't know what's going on. Oh, it's a quality ink. They use a quality pen. All right, well, let's get into this. I think I'm going to play, I think. I don't know what's going on. But I think.

How many letters are there in eight alphabets? I'm going to play the track called Dreamhouse off of this. So let's get into this one. Perfect Messages from Journals. Light Source Systems. Come on, man. messages from journals light source systems uh come on man there's a misconception that we have forever in In reality, we have such a brief moment in time. But remember that even that brief moment is yours. It's yours to celebrate, to misuse it, to lose it,

to devalue our greatest gift, the gift of life. It's our personal celebration with so much to be joyous over, like the right to love, the wonder of mingling with unique people, of smiles, of hugging each other, of good food, of flowers,

of trees, of sunlight, of green grass and cool summer breezes, of high-flying balloons, oh, and so much more. This is our time, the time of our lives. Don't miss a minute of it. It passes so quickly.

The time to live and celebrate is now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. perfect messages perfect messages journals journals huh journal just one single journal just one single journal that was a perfect message. That was... I'll tell you, you just nailed... You got everything right. It was just a perfect little message you had there for us.

I'm looking for the name of the label right now, but... There's literally no bass in that bass. No, there's none what was it lights or something you you can you heard earlier john paul what do you got all right i got what do you got i feel like every time you guys ask me what i got i'm like i'm like all right the first and you guys interrupt me with some soundbite no we do we do that to everybody go ahead what do you got just go and talk i got alex you work well let's go

don't do it alright go ahead John I got Alex York implicit memory oh you were holding up the tape I thought you picked up your phone and you were just like fuck this I'm looking on Instagram no I was tempted but I started pressing this tape instead let me check it out man

it's pretty sick who is this? Alex York you guys played another tape of his project recently No Heat Let me check it out. But yeah, it's pretty sick. Who is this? Alex York. Who is that? Who is it? You guys played another tape of his project recently, No Heat. And you guys were actually like, this looks like something John Pyle would like. Oh, yeah. I remember that.

But he runs Torn Light Records. And he's putting out the Pleasure Island LP. And he's an all-around. Oh, hold on. You're doing an LP, John Pyle? Yeah. Big time. I'm having so much fun getting to know you. I didn't know any of this but yeah

really like this artwork oh the the tape is so sick it's like the waviest shit ever there's a lot to like about this so far i'll tell you that much he's been putting out a bunch of stuff on a torn light and like it all looks so good like he's just been kind of crushing it i like how he just has the uh whoa slow down hold on there. Like your standard tape. And then he printed just a solid black label to put on it. I like that. Blue. Is it blue?

Yeah, it's blue. Oh, you know what I have. It matches the shades of some of that dark blue J-card. It does. It does very well. This is awesome. Yeah, it's a good looking tape who did you say put this out uh torn light all right well let's get into this yeah alex york implicit memory cassette when this come out earlier this year tell me something else about it

it was all recorded live no i'll make you horny, baby? God damn it. Hey, guys. That was a listener's request sound clip. Well, see you later. All right, let's get this. Alex York, Implicit Memory Cassette. Damn, it's a looker. All right, here we go. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Alex York. Implicit memory.

That was nice. Yeah. It's a very, uh... This episode's getting me, uh... Well, you know, uh... Hold on, Pete Brain. Who knows? Making you feel like you puffed the stuff.

Come on, man. Hold on, pea brain. Cool help. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Oh. I got to do something. No, come on.

Bring me back. Bring me back, baby. Give me one more shot. You fix it when we're not recording. No, it's fixed. Put it back up. It's fixed. It's fixed.

Come on. Give it to me. Not fixed. It wasn't fixed. All right. Whose turn is it? Me. It's fixed. Come on, give it to me. Not fixed. Fuck, it wasn't fixed. All right, whose turn is it? Me. Me.

Mine. Eating flowers. God was a white-tailed deer on Reckno. Reckno? Yeah. What else does Reckno put up? No chewing on the microphone. Are we picking up the sirens on our mics?

Sirens, yeah. You hear those? Oh, yeah. You hear those? Everybody be quiet. Yeah. Pro listeners with the headphones will be able to hear that. That was a Tabs Out pro listener exclusive. Well, see you later. All right, let's go.

What tape you got, Davey boy? John Pyle, no chewing in the mic. Come on, John Pyle, enough with the chewing in the mic. Jesus Christ, what were you, raised in a podcast barn? You dummy. Come on, don't be a dummy for once. I'm joking. I'm joking, John Powell.

It hurts me every time. I'm just joking. You are, you're pretty racist, but you're not a dummy. All right? Eating flowers. God was a white-tailed deer. I'm only racist against white-tailed deers. Oh, Reckno.

Fair enough, man. I saw some, I saw white-tailed de. I'm only racist against white-tailed deers. Oh, I reckon I'm fair enough, man. I saw white-tailed deers play Knucklehead Fest 5. They played with Tramp Diesel and Critterbone played that. Of course, Billy was on the hammer board. On the hammer toe. Hammer toe? Yeah. What's a hammer toe?

It's like an anvil. All right. Pass me the tape. What do you got for me buddy eating flowers god was a white-tailed deer on recno for the third time i dig this uh what's this shell okay label that i would say that is like a yo not with the chewing in the microphone chomp pile mute his ass man come on Dave. What would you say this was? My bad. What is it? It's like a...

What is this color? It's like a mint. The inside of a lime-flavored Skittle. No, it's like a mint green. Or like scrubs. Like hospital scrubs. Or like those mints at hotels. Shamrock Shake.

It's Hotel Mint Green. Shamrock Shake. No, Shamrockrock shakes way more vibrant than that john vile yeah this is shamrock shake seafoam seafoam yes yes seafoam yes beaches you go into man that's a seafoam green all right if you say so i also dig on this uh layout now the back spine on the uh on the whatchamacallit on the j card a lot of info there's a lot of info in there and they don't lot of info in there and they don't cram it in there it's designed look at that they took a course they took a three-week

course on j card design how to do a j card and it i'll tell you what that 49.99 paid off it's nice this is nice as shit man and look what's the name of the teacher that does the j card course oh i don't know who it is now. I'm Frankie Billington. Frankie Billington. I bet there's a person for each panel. There's not just somebody teaching one. There's like some, like, Frankie Billington's the wacky cover guy. But then there's like Dr. Sapowski, and he's super serious,

and he's like, the first day, the spine. And then like, all of a sudden the word spine shows up behind him in big letters. He's super serious about designing spines he does it like a ted talk oh it is a ted talk all right let's get into this eating flowers tape the inside of a skittle what's it called the inside of a skittle god was a white-tailed deer oh yeah we said that a bunch like five or six times right at least that no yeah all right let's get into this on recno recno said that a bunch too i guarantee it here we go © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Here we go. What are you going to do?

We're back. Are we back? Stop. That's a tough thing to come back in from. Yeah. Let's not talk about that on the air. No. Who was that?

Who was that? That was eating flowers. Who was that? Eating flowers. Who the hell is that? That's too loud, Dave. Turn that down. Eating flowers.

Oh, we haven't used any echo tonight That was sick Eating flowers Alright reel it in Now that was tight What label was that on again Reckno I feel like we said the word wreck no 25 times

that was tight man does that mean see you later well see you later i like that one all right clear the old throat here while i grab the next tape i'm gonna play let's see what we got well they're hot they're i should move them these tapes are getting really hot up here everything gets hot in here what am i playing okay here we go i'm back i'm back baby maharaja sweets tapes called the caprice of young gods released like very recently maybe this week maybe a week ago sometime in april i'm having so much fun getting to know you i'm telling you all kinds of information i'm keeping so much fun that's because i keep it casual when people get too formal it's not fun anymore i keep it casual no rush oxtail recordings let's go mike nigro's

label friend of the show he's been on he's been on the show one or two times right yes i mean definitely once but twice maybe even once Once. Once. Local boy. Local boy. Mike, you should come back and do another episode. You talking to me? I'm here. Mike Nigro. Womp womp. Yeah, he should definitely come back. He's in town every once in a while, right? I miss that dude.

I haven't seen him in a long time. Oh, you knew him for a while, right? Yeah. You guys used to use the skateboards together. We actually... Oh, you do a little surfing? A little concrete surfing they were doing. They were doing a little... A little concrete surfing they were doing. Riding the rails.

Mike and I never skated together. No? We just talked about it a lot. But, Mike, if you're ever in town, my leg's better. I'm right here. Let's go skate. Not you. Mike Nigro.

Oh, well. All right. Well, yeah. my legs better i'm right here let's go skate not you uh like nigro oh well all right well yeah this tape it's uh what is that series called uh maharaja sweets is doing a series called come on you know what i don't i'm gonna get it just give me a second orange milky way is that like a play on orange milk probably it's not even that much of a play it's just i think they did it was a tape on joe bastardo's label what is that called give it to me give it to me give it to me what is it what is it called come on turn on the tip of my tongue joe bastardo's label what is it guys what is it oh does anyone know well see you later joe bastardo's label? Yeah. Uh, Moss Archive. Moss Archive.

That's what it is. I knew it. Um... Moment. I think one of the series was on that, and I think one of the tapes was on orange milk. But anyway. Orange Milky Way. Yeah, exactly. Uh, don't quote me on that, though. Yo, an orange Milky Way would be good. Caramel and orange

and chocolate? Describe it. Give me a little bit more information. Start with the wrapper. It's the same. Milky Way, orange-flavored nougat with caramel in it. Start with the wrapper, I said. What's the wrapper look like? It's orange and black.

Okay. And then you open it up, and what's the outer layer? Too scary. An oozing egg. Ooh, you got me. I like like this is there a foot sticking out no there's like a uh you know a grid pattern and an oozing egg i like this and a door probably i like this artwork of this uh this fellow playing guitar here but that's like sun or whatever that's not his head someone cut that out of a different picture that's some collage work that's what you got there you boys ever done collage work nope john you ever work with little the old scissors and glue

uh i've i'm not allowed to have scissors i understand that well let's get into this this is look at the the shell on that the sticker wow i like that that's like a like that's really pretty little italian candies you used to get in your grandmother's house. Oh, shit. The disgusting ones. Yeah, the ones that just taste like sugar. They taste like... Like pale sugar. It's like sucking on glass.

Kind of like sucking on glass. It's like sucking on a ball of glass. They're beautiful, though. They look like blown glass. Well, maybe this will. This Maharaja sweets. Mike, are you sure you weren't eating glass at your grandmother's house? Well, I mean, it depends which grandmother. The one was like, she didn't speak English, and she was about three feet tall,

and she just like, fed us glass all the time. Oh, slow down! Hold on there! But that's normal. That's what grandmothers do when they love you. When they love their little pep-peps. That's true. I'm having so much fun getting to know you. The Caprice of Young Gods. Maharaja Sweets on Oxtail Recordings.

This is quite a number. This is quite a number. Strap yourself. You're going to like this one. As they were about to land, Panji turned to Pooji and said, Could this all just be the caprice of young gods? Thank you. Thank you. Ah! © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so Thank you. You're listening to 3211 WHCE on your OM dial. It's 4 a.m. I'm sorry. ¶¶ I want to go.

You got it, John. I want some, too. I want some go. You got it, John. I want some too. I want some too. Maharaja sweets. Maharaja sweets. Good tape. Good tape on Oxtail. Now that I'm asleep, it's good.

The Caprice of Young Gods on Oxtail recording. This is your God, and I'll stay in your glory. In addition of 50 degrees, 60 degrees, and 50 degrees. I cut it out. Come on. Come on.

Get back in there. Get back in there. Hey, hey. Get this. Get that guy off. That was a sweet. That's a sweet tape. Come on, man.

Enough with the echo, man. All right. It's like I'm on L. It's like I. Enough with the echo, man. All right. It's like I'm on L. It's like I'm on L. Oh, wait a minute. Is that just naturally happening? Oh, boy. Stop with the reverb.

Cut it out. Take it off. Stop it. Come on. Come on, man. All right. That was sick. Yeah, man. Alright. That was sick. Yeah, check that out, man.

That's how you do a podcast. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You still got reverb on that, you dummy. Come on, man. You are so stupid, Dave. Oh, now it's back on me. It's contagious. It's the Zika virus.

In audio format. Come on, man. Quit razzing me with reverb. Don't joke about that. How much reverb is in one bucket? Gotcha. What do you got, John Pyle? Come on, man. Go. Hey, guys.

Yo, don't yell. Come on, let's do it. I'm not going to play if you're going to act like that. No, let't yell. Come on, man. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Come on, let's do it. I'm not going to play if you're going to act like that. No, let's get serious. Well, let's go. Let's go. So I got the Pete Swanson Greyholzer tape on Contradict Sound. Oh, shit.

Yeah. It's a motherfucking banger. It's so good. Sound prank. Let me see this. When did this come out? I never heard of this. I think he just released it for some live show they played together,

and I ended up getting a copy. Oh, Pete Swanson and Greyhawk. Is this live, or does this sound like they jammed me at a house? They jammed at the Chondritic Sound Studio. Look at that. This is like the Reese cup of noise. It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Two great tastes. They taste great together. They taste great on their own.

This should be a treat. It's a hot mama jam. This should be a treat. I like this. Classic chondronic sound. They keep updating. Slow down. Hold on there. Let's go. Gray Holger must have so much. I bet he has so much spray paint in his nose hairs.

Right? Because they stink, too. He doesn't fuck around, does he? I didn't sniff it. Let me sniff it. I imagine you would want to smell it. It smells good. It smells like a new house. It smells like a new house. New house smell?

It's beanbag. Oh, I like that. It makes me feel like I'm new house. New house smell? Yeah. It's beanbag. Oh, I like that. It makes me feel like I'm new money. Well, who put this hole in your J-card, John Pyle? What hole? That. You disgrace!

Look at that. Did that come like that? Yo, Gray, why'd you send me it like that? He gave you a... Disgrace! He gave you a reject. Took it out of the trash can to give it to you. Gotcha! Look, your fucking...

Your Noroco's completely cracked. That hurts. Resale value completely... Forget about it. took it out of the trash can to give it to you look you're fucking your narukos completely cracked that hurts resale value completely you get forget about it that hurts you're not gonna get anything for this no fair market value well that's just not fair is it well maybe we shouldn't play the tape well maybe that's it you don't think we should no let's play the tape see you tape all right you want to get into it yeah let's get into it let's play the tape. See you, tape. All right, you want to get into it? Yeah, let's get into it. Let's do this. Pete Swanson, as we all know from used to be Yellow Swans.

Gray Holger, Hive Mind, runs Contraic Sound. Everyone knows the deal, right? You remember that movie? You remember that noise movie about Portland noise where yellow swans Are in it and then they start talking About it they start arguing on camera About whether or not their music is a Living organism or a living like ecosystem

Is that what the argument's about I know it was All I remember was something where one person Thought it was and the other person was like no not really And they argue back and forth about it It's the best part of the whole documentary the whole documentary it is it's really good no one had me like the whole time all right well let's get into this pete swanson gray holger just self-titled clap contorting sound number 327 getting up there Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so I'm going to go I'm doing here. so

so so Thank you. so I'm sorry. so Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. so so so so so so so so so so

so so so so Yeah, man. Yeah. What up? Oops. Yeah. And we are back.

Oh, I'm talking, but my microphone isn't anywhere near me. Pete Swanson, Gray Holger. Holger or Holger? John, you're the expert. I said Holger. Sorry, I had the loop on there. On chondritic sound. That's fucking tight. Alright, we ready to round it up?

We ready to bring her on home? Well, see you later. You boys ready? Yes. Episode 83, bring it to a close? Yes. How about we bring her on out with this little number I got here, a new one on metaphysical circuits. I think one of the last metaphysical circuits releases

for the foreseeable future, it says. It's a good label, so I'm kind of bummed about it. It's a C-29 small edition, edition of 20. Project on the play is called Raw Mean. All lowercase, R-A-W-M-E-A-N. From a split with sharps, S-H-A-R-R-P-S-S, and ragged lines. Raw Mean's got another tape out on two Michael Jordans that just came in the mailbag.

I'm looking forward to hearing it. Yeah, I think the person who does this project sent both of those tapes over. Tight. That's pretty lucky. This one's a pretty one, too. And you know what? Is this...

I think it is. This is on our official... Dave, give me some victory music here. This is on our official... I don't have any victory music. I'll pull up some victory music. Let me just Google it. Hold on.

I'll just Google right now. What is the most hyped up song ever? Okay. So this is going to give us... Google's going to calculate the most hyped up song in the world. John Pyle, look at the artwork on this one. Yeah, that sounds about right. That's pretty cool.

Dave, this is... It's not the tape we're playing right now, Dave. Well, this is Raw Meat also. Yeah, it's on another label though, right? Yeah, it's got like some... Well, the tape we're going to play. Well, this one's got some plant lines. You're blowing up there, Dave.

And like exploded part diagrams. That's intense. Yeah, but this one's soaking wet. This one's on the tabs out soaking wet cassette shell color. Ooh. From duplication.ca. Our official cult. The official tabs out color. And it's got the matching Norelco case. Look at that. That's beautiful. Look at it. That is a thing of true beauty.

It is. With that white label on there, it's very, very nice. Let me see that white label. Ready? Here it comes. Okay, Dave, you didn't budge. You were supposed catch that you didn't move are you all right hey guys are you okay this side yeah this looks great it's great man i dig the yard i dig the yard throwback thursday get that one episode one you want me to get that on the soundboard i should get all episode one clips on the soundboard simply the raw mean sign raw mean side

maybe the first banger maybe a little bit of the second one who knows episode number 83 tabs out John Pyle thanks for coming down yeah man thanks for having me it was very nice having you around I love being here maybe you guys will actually make me a regular part of the show John Pyle you are welcome anytime you want and boom goes the dynamite you around i love being here maybe maybe you guys will actually make me a regular part of the show

john you are welcome anytime you want and boom goes the dynamite yeah man come on down whenever to be fair mike invited me last time i just couldn't have a birthday to go to night and bail i had a birthday party to go to i said no i couldn't do it no i said no i couldn't do it i got a birthday either way thanks for coming down happy birthday guys yeah man happy birthday i hate that shut up i don't like that shut up earth day thanks to dwarf craft devices for sponsoring tonight's episode check them out on dwarfcraft.com on the internet and on twitter and facebook and instagram and all that fun stuff check out uh use coupon code i should have this right in front of me stag 2016 is it stag or stags

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it's very oppressive. It's very oppressive. Too scary. Stags 2016. You get 10% off at dwarfcraft.com. And also keep in mind that there are modules that they have are available in kits at, where was it?

God damn it. Listen to the beginning of the episode. I'm probably going to be going on the internet. Just go to the beginning. It was like a place where you buy it. How many different places could there be? Just go on the internet and find it. Listen to the beginning of the episode. I'm probably going to be going on the internet. Just go to the beginning. It was like a place where you buy it. How many different places could there be? Just go on the internet and find it. But yeah, episode number 83. Thanks for listening. Here we go.

Let's pull the sucker home. Raw mean. Thanks. Well, see you later. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.