Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #84 | 5.8.16

Episode Date: May 8, 2016

Hillboggle, Panos Alexiadis, Boliden, DAVIE, EATQS, William Cody Watson, John Swana, Alpha Strategy, Nickolas Mohanna, Telozkope, Softest, Drifter Mage, Hybrid Palms, and Foodman.

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Yeah. You can't see that, obviously. Yeah, but this thing... Oh, that gives you a lot more control actually this does give you a little bit of some warble to it it's nice this thing you put a tape in this sucker you close her up you shut her down

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That was perfect, Tony. And no, no one here is diabetic. Oh, I knew that, sir. Tabs Out, 69, too scary. Hey there, fancy pants, play the songs that make us dance. Play the songs that make us dance Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon A song for all the lonely hearts Shattered dreams and broken parts Feels like sunny days are coming soon

Hey, Mr. Buttercup Spin the wheel and try your luck The spotlight's shining bright tonight on you. Bring along your lady friend. Do a dance from way back when. Tonight's the night. Tab's out. Departure from a normal intro, David.

Ha ha, gotcha. You pranked. You intro pranked the hell out of me. Pranks. Right from the start. Dave loves pranks. Oh, I love pranks. He's always watching prank videos.

Hey, guys. Hey, what's up? Tabs out cassette. Oh, see you later. No, thanks for listening. Dave, come back. Tabs out cassette podcast episode number 84, correct? Yeah.

I don't know. Oh, no. No, Dave, come on. That's not that number. Who's playing this? G'day, mate. No, Dave, come on. That's not that number. Who's playing this? G'day, mate. Here we go. Dave.

Yeah. You know I didn't say that number. I said 84. Let's go. I have a response for when we say a number that's not 69 though Oh yeah? Show me the money You did say it

Here we go Well, see you later Alright What's up? Nothing Took the wind out of my sails You're going to do that twice this early Well, see you later. All right. What's up? Nothing. Took the wind out of my sails. You're going to do that twice this early.

What's that airy sound? Is that me? Weed out the undesirables right away. What's that airy sound, Dave? Is that me? Is that me? Is that me? It's just, you know, all of us together. Oh, all right.

Oh, I like that. There's a lot of inputs in there. Yeah. Yeah. That's the kind of party I like. You're burning up the inputs on that mixer. How you fellas doing? I mean, you're burning up them inputs real quick, aren't you?

Joe B., you're back in the mix tonight. Back in the mix. Back in the mix. Back in the mix. What was I doing? You were in Rochester, New York. Oh, yeah. At a bodybuilding convention.

New York City? No, not New York State, actually, Dave. Rochester City Limits? Yeah! That was a good joke. I like good jokes. Let's just get in and play some cassette tapes. All right, play it.

Why is that funny to you, David? I like good jokes. Hey, what happened? I like good jokes. Yeah, it took a while, right? You just like good jokes. Hey, what happened? I like good jokes. Yeah, it took a while, right? You just like good jokes? That's the kind of jokes I like to land, too. I like them as long as they're good.

As long as they're good. I like when someone who's telling a joke is nice. I like good, funny jokes. Yeah. Oh, I love a good, funny joke. They're pretty nice. I think once in a while we might... I'm having so much fun getting to know you.

I think once in a while we should tell one. Wouldn't that be something if we just told one one time, guys? If we told one good joke? If we just got crazy, you guys, and just told a funny joke? Maybe. Dave, you want to play tape? Oh, Dave, go first. Dave's going to play. Store me up! I'm going to do a cold listen. Are these yours?

It's a mailbag. No, those are your guys'. These are Mike's? Oh, here. Those are your tapes, fella. I got them. I'm going to do a cold listen. Cold listen to what? This new Hillboggle tape. Oh, yeah? That's a fresh fresh... Hot out of the oven. How many tapes do they have out?

Hot out of the oven. Hot out of the oven. How many tapes do they have out? Like three tapes, right? This is Headboggle and his father, David, I want to say. David Boggle. David Boggle and Derek Boggle. My son, Head. Remember Herman's head? See, I just told a good joke. Well, Head is Derek'sgle. My son, Head. Remember Herman's Head? See, I just told a good joke.

Well, Head is Derek's middle name. That wasn't a good joke? Derek Head Boggle. It's like, they used to call me Head Haley. I say Head's my middle name. I remember Herman's Head. That's a good joke. But this is our duo where Derek plays synthesizers and various electronics.

And his father plays the banjo. Is that scary, the electronics part? I think the banjo is scary, because it's like, what's that movie? Deliverance. Yeah, because of the movie Deliverance. Here, little bunny. I've always been afraid of the banjo

since seeing Deliverance in the theater as a young child. But yeah, pass me this tape. Crash Symbols just put this out, right? Oh, really? Yes. That's crazy. Joey, but you're going to flip when you see this artwork.

Oh, yeah? Oh, it's gorgeous. Crash Symbols artwork is always really good, but there's something special about this. Take a look at that. Let me see if I'm going to flip. Describe that for the fine people listening at home. Ooh.

It's like some sort of space landscape. Not a space landscape. Like on an alien planet. You're on another planet. Another planet. And on that planet live these creatures with cube heads and noodle bodies. If you ask me, that's New Jersey. Am I right, everybody?

Oh, but there's a little ladder to a dream universe. Well, see you later. All right. ladder to a dream universe well see you later all right so we got a live set at vov and then a live in columbus set tight so not no no studio recordings two live jams too scary well no i wasn't afraid of it yeah i feel like this baby just came out like it just came in the mail the other day and i think they just released it. Maybe, I want to say maybe yesterday. What? I want to say...

It's that new. Cinco de Mayo, perhaps. Something like that. It just came out. You know, why don't I look it up right now? It ships within two days of ordering. I don't know how you can guarantee that. My bad.

Why'd you do that? I was going for me. Let's see here. May 6th? Yeah, that's yesterday. Let's see here. May 6th? Yeah, that's yesterday. That's so good of a mile. That's yesterday, my time. Yeah, it is.

Well, if you're on the access. If you're in Japan, and they celebrate on the 6th there because it's an eight-day week. It's because of the jet stream. And the jet stream. I love Hispanics. I was going to bring up how you loved Hispanics, Dave. I don't like political humor, Dave. Well, that's just not fair, is it?

Who was that, Mr. Rogers? You know it was, baby. Come on, man. I think that one he has surgically imprinted in his brain. Imprinted? You imprinted? Dave, where did you go to get that imprinted in your head? Come on, man.

All right, Up in the Country with Hillbuckle. I don't like this chord. Well, let's go. Play something off the A-side, live at VOV7. You on? You on? Thank you. so uh so so so so so so I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Hillboggles.

Up in the country with Hillboggle. Fucking killer tape. That was on there. Noisegrass. Noisegrass. It actually says it's noisegrass inside, right? That's a subgenre of hillbilly noise. Noisegrass.

Grass noise. It should be grass noise. symbols number 99 i believe that means a lot i wonder if they're doing something special for number 100 that would be nice who knows why was it that sound well because it gets me that gets you that's special huh yeah too scary that's weird. All right, whose turn? My turn? Or do we want to go the other way?

No, we don't ever want to go the other way. Why does it make you so mad? That's the bit. The idea. That's the character that I'm doing. The idea of going that way. Oh, did you get more of those? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

You mean you're telling a funny joke? Yeah, I'm telling a good joke. You SOB, you're telling a good joke. We finally did it. It's a long, you know, you got to listen to all the... What are you guys pointing at? What are you guys telling a funny joke? Yeah, I'm telling a good joke. You SOB, you're telling a good joke. It's a long, you know, you gotta listen to all the... What are you guys pointing at? What are you guys doing? Sign language? Did you find the box of them? No, I didn't. Sorry.

It doesn't look like you broke the seal. I know. I know. I just had to do it so it doesn't break the seal. You are slimy. You probably take some all back and return some. I didn't like to do it so it doesn't break the seal. You are slimy. Son of a bitch. He probably takes them all back and returns them. I didn't like these.

Fills them with sand. Sand. Like, that would give it the right feel, Dave. It's a liquid. All right. And where am I going for sand? I go to my neighbor's house to use their outside faucet filled with water. I'm out there filling up all these five-hour energy bottles tiny ones so you gotta turn the pulse on real slow trying to get them then somebody hey I hightail it out there in CVS

I get my money back Panos well see you later Alex Zod hold on Alex Zodis. Thanos Alexiadis. This is a new label. Ah now. Called Thalamos, I believe you pronounce it. It's a label from Greece. I think that's exactly how they say it. Thalamos. Thalamos. I'm sorry. Go, boy!

You can do it. Just read what's on the screen. Come on, man. What kind of drugs do you take? I'm sorry. Hey, what happened? it you just read what's on the screen not a brand new label they put some down in 2015 but they put out i'm not gonna be able to get this together it's only the second tape are we still on episode 84 or is this the second tape of episode number 85 oh really all right very high, and I just kind of need this interaction to be over. This is a tape

called Pronesia. Maintain low tones with me! Don't do it to me, boys. Come on. Let me get out of the hole. Let's go! Well, see you later! Are you seriously going to trap me in the bunker this early with all these sound clips?

All right. All right. Joe B., get back in the game. Head in the game. Come on. Check out the paper. This label, Thalamus, their J cards are all on this, like, what would you say, glittery, shimmery?

Glittery vellum or something? Yeah.y shimmery glittery vellum yeah like maybe not a vellum or maybe not all of them maybe some of them are on on no i think they all it's shimmering shimmery glittery nice yeah this beautiful uh beautiful look uh this guy used to be in what project was he in anal cunt and after they broke up he was in um lunar miasma and red needle c you've heard those projects yeah yeah so and uh bunch of stunned stuff right they did lunar meows i know red needle c on it's matt reese's label factotum and uh lunar miasma yeah i think they did something on Peasant Magic. And something on Stunned, I believe.

And I believe this is his label. And why don't we get into this tape right now? Really simple artwork. It just has the name of the title on the front. Dave, what font is that? There's a font, man. Ataxia. Yeah, that's it.

Oh, I like that. this is uh the third release so let's get into this you ready yeah let's get into it sure why not here we go Thank you. I don't know. so I'm going to go to the other side. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. To be continued... Thank you. Go. go panos alexiadis or however you say that which is something i do not know how to do promnesia cassette on thalamus it's the third release on the label tight label i would say check them out if you have the opportunity to do so. Joseph B. Joe B., alias The Beekeeper. The scariest man in the room.

Speaking of that, he's the scariest man in the room. Scary. What do you got for us? I'm going to open up something in the mail that someone sent to me. Oh, yeah. If you want to send mail over to Tabs. We appreciate every cassette that you... I have something to say. Oh.

Let's go. Well, excuse me. No, I got to say, truthfully, I do appreciate every cassette that you i have something to say oh we appreciate me no i gotta say truthfully i do appreciate every cassette that comes in the mail and we listen to everything yeah and we think it's awesome that people send stuff but when you include like a letter that says i love the show i listen to every episode we know you're lying you know you're fucking lying yeah you don't have to do that you don't have to humor us don Don't patronize me. This is like every two weeks, three hours. You're using six hours a month.

No, you're not. No, you're not. And if you do... No way. I'm not even doing it. And if you do, you don't love it. You like it. A little bit.

Do you have scissors? You kind of hate it. No, I don't want those automatic ones. They're too scary. Too scary. Just a joke. So who do we got? What do we got here? we got here we got this is from q wait let me say something joe i thought you were done man i started my thing and then you're like well wait

i have a thing uh if you want to send us stuff and joe likes getting stuff addressed to him specifically well no so i just said i want to know if you want to send stuff. I do like when something comes to me. I don't know what that's from, but I don't want to know because it can't be better than the picture I have in my head of what that is. You can send stuff to TabsOutCareOfJoeB,

alias The Beekeeper, and he'll open some live on air. Yeah. It's my new segment. We've got to come up with bumper music. We're not bumper music. Betting music for this. Oh, betting music. It's just low in the background, right? All right. Yeah. It's my new segment. We gotta come up with bumper music. We're not bumper music. Betting music for this. Oh, betting music. It's just low in the background, right? Alright, yeah, yeah. Dave,

work on that right now. Sounds like a dummy with a mouthful of cereal. Like milk dripping down his lip. You're not far off. I'll take that one. This is from Q slash slash slash Q. Q slash slash slash U?

No, Q. From Star Trek? I think we played one of their tapes before. Oh, have we? Yeah, a long time ago, though. We did. Am I wrong in saying that it's the German Army guy? I do not know.

I thought he was from Germany. Would I be incorrect? Yeah, what do we got? What do you got there, Joe? I don't know. Q slash slash slash Q. What's that, an orange Naroka case? Wait, what do we got? What do you got there, Joe? I don't know. Q slash slash slash. What's that? Orange Noroco case?

Wait, I have a question. Are you going to play this tape? No, no, I'm just opening it. I don't want to say thanks. I might play it. See ya. We get a lot of tapes. All right, well, what are you going to play?

Oh, my turn, right? Wait, was that the segment? That's the segment. All right, well, what are you going to play? Oh, my turn, right? Wait, was that the segment? That's the segment. All right. But I got two, so next time I'm going to do another. This is part A. I'm going to play this new Bulletin tape. Oh, yeah?

On Mike Nigro's label, Oxtail. Oxtail, friend of the show. This came out in his new batch, right? Sure. I believe so. Oh, yes, it did. He sent it to us. Yeah, the Maharaja Suites, and Dave got him one. What was the other one, right? Sure. I believe so. Oh, yes, it did. Yeah, the Maharaja Sweets.

And Dave got him one. What was the other one, Dave? I can't remember the other one that I got on Excel. Bad friend. I remember mine, Mike. Thanks for sending me over. We appreciate every tape you get. This tape's tight.

We played, I played another tape from this guy before. Yes. On chemical tapes, right? That's true. You did. Yeah, he's done a tape. The only things I know of are a tape on chemical, and then I think he's done a tape on, I keep saying him,

but whoever Bolden is. Bolden. Did a tape on speaker footage as well. How do you say the name again? I think he's from Boliden. Boliden, Boliden. I think he's from Italy, right? The taste maker.

I believe he's from Italy. Ah? The taste maker. I believe it's from Italy. Ah, the old country. The old country. I'm not Italian, though. Is it that? I got my cowboy boots on. You want to go to the old country, Dave? Are you ready?

Let me see that. This just came out, like, what? What did we say? Two weeks ago. Two, two, two, two weeks ago. It's a C44 addition. Oh, this looks really nice. Oxo Recording started off with a pretty solid look.

They had a steady thing going. Yeah, yeah. Right? See you later. And then all of a sudden, yeah. And then that went away. And it was just like. And I was kind of like, interesting.

I liked what you had going. I thought you should have stuck with it. You're on. But I got to say, shit's been looking really nice ever since as well. In addition to. So this.

Landscape and memory. I like on the spine how the release number is the O and then the X and T and then the next time it's 0 1 3. Like a little pyramid. It looks very nice. It always looks nice. It's very nice. It's nice. Very nice.

So classy. Borek. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All right, well, let's get into this guy, this Boliden tape. Well, this jaycar really comes out, huh? Let's get into it. Landscape and memory. Some tapes, you're just getting landscape.

Some, you're just getting memory. Boliden's providing you with the only tape where you're getting the landscape and the memory. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Joe Barry. What do you got, a hot date, Dave? Blueberry Oolong. Dave's a filthy mutt. Let me call him Dave. You filthy mutt. I thought it was mangy mutt. Mangy mutt. You are a mangy mutt.

You are a mangy mutt. Do you know that? I'm a bad boy. You are a bad boy, by the way. I just want to say, Dave, how you're a bad boy. I know, man. I've been trying to get you into it. I don't want to throw lobsters at buses. That's a waste of a lobster. Well, they're already dead. Oh, you've already boiled

them or do you just like take them out of the tank to suffocate I do a various weird shit some you can if you do it right you can hang a lobster there's I know a guy who's he's in he's in the noose business he business. He can make a real little one. A real little one. All right, you ready to come back? You tie all their legs together? I do a thing where I have two horseshoe crabs pull them apart. Like I tie one to its arms and one to its legs,

and I pull it apart, the lobster legs. You're so funny. Thanks. The way you're sitting right now, Dave, the way you're positioned. It makes me very uncomfortable. No, it makes me feel like we're so funny. Thanks. The way you're sitting right now, Dave, the way you're positioned. It makes me very uncomfortable. No, it makes me feel like we're recording right now. Yeah, we are.

Your posture does that to me sometimes. Bulletin. It does it for you, huh? Landscape and memory. New one on oxtail. Do you guys ever have oxtail burgers? I've never had oxtail before. I've never had it.

It's good. Yeah, I've never had it. It's good. Yeah, I hear people like it. It's the only part of the ox that you can eat. I wonder why he... Not me, man. No, the rest is poisonous. Not to me. I wonder why he...

I eat the head. Ox heads? Ox heads. Oh, yeah, man. I know what I'm talking about. I know what I'm talking about! All right, Dave. What know what I'm talking about. All right, Dave.

What do you got? All right. I'm going to play two different tapes on this segment. Two, two, two different. Wait, is that even allowed? It's allowed today. Dave, you are crazy. It's crazy.

Too scary. I don't know if I like this. I don't feel comfortable. I don't feel comfortable. The second tape that I'm going to play. You're starting with the second one? Starting with the second one. That's even scarier than the first part. Is a tape that Nuan on Nominal Loom by Ethereal and the Queer Show.

Who the hell is that? It's called Fairy Super Crystal Blue. Too scary. Keith Rankin did the artwork. Oh, did he? If you couldn't guess. No. I said that like it was like a dick move.

Oh, did he? Oh, did he? But he nails it. I did a good job. He's got some prints available right now. Prince, he died. Not Prince. You joker.

I know what you meant. Prince. Yeah. Prince? Hand that to him, bro. With a T. They're on his website, I believe, and you can buy them for money. Oh, yeah?

There's a band called Prince. You know who just bought one? Jamie Orlando, a friend of the show. Oh, he did? How big are they? Oh, buddy, they're big. 24 by 36 big? Show his eyes right now. That's scary. That was a mouth thing you did.

I don't know how big they are, but I'll say this. Here's all the information. Or 12 by 18? This is a... Are we talking 11 by 17? They're bigger than 11 by 17, because I remember them being a decent size when I was told about them. All right.

And I remember Jamie saying that they were very inexpensive. Oh. So... But he's so nice. Was he trying to say they're cheap? Like they were cheaply made, poor product. No, because he didn't get it yet. Oh, he didn't get it yet. He just ordered it. So I don't know what's taking Keith Rang's song to mail it out to him.

I like this. Oh, here's another tape. The second tape we played tonight. Oh shit, where's the Hillbuckle tape? Do you think, and I'm fucking losing my mind, that on the Hillbuckleottle tape there's a ladder going to this door and on this one it's coming out the other end holy shit look at that look next to each other it's the same ladder it's the same ladder what i'm losing my shit right now

this is insane well that's crazy. And it's like the same that... Take a close look at those fucking windows. It's the same window. Did Keith Rankin do the... for the Hillbuckle tape? I don't think he did. It is the same window. That's the same fucking window. Do you think it's like a piece of clip art

that they both just used? Yeah, probably. No. I bet they made it on the exact same day, too. What's the release date? There's no moon for the... Six? Yeah, probably. No. I bet they made it on the exact same day, too. What's the release date? There's no moon for the... Six? No, no. Not the release number. The release date. Number prank. That's number prank.

I don't know. I bet the artwork was done on the same day. I think so. I'm feeling really excited about this. This is a really good night. You should make a YouTube video about it. I can't stop squeezing my fingers I feeling real excited about this. This is a really good night. You should make a YouTube video about it. I can't stop squeezing my fingers I'm so excited about this. Boy, you bent that back really far.

God, that is the same window. Am I right? Yeah, even the cloud. Even the cloud, because there's like three levels of cloud, right? It's just that the white is blown out more on the keypad than the black one. Exactly. It's the same fucking window. We got you.

We know what you're doing. Turkey. You turkeys. Got ya. All right, so the first tape that I'm going to play. Oh, fuck. Oh, wait. I forgot you were playing, too.

If this one has a ladder with a fucking window on it. Joby, what's that say up top? It says Davey. It's a Radio Shack tape, and it just says Davey, all caps. Yeah. What's this tape? It's a conversation with me and my grandfather. But why on the other side

hold on it says Davy again in cursive. Oh I don't know. It's really light. What's going on? I don't know. So what is this? A conversation between you and your grandfather? Yeah when I was four years old.

Are you serious? Yeah. Why do they record it? He has a whole drawer full of them. Of phone conversations? No, just a little recorder where he sat with all the grandkids and just had a conversation with them. What?

That's really cool. Yeah. So he's got one for Mike. It's a nice little thing. A whole drawer full of them. So he pulled this out the other day when we were listening to it. It was pretty funny. I was quite a little jokester.

Wait, are you really going to play this? Yeah, it's from 87. This is part of the two tapes that he's playing, Mike. Have you ever been following Dave's Corner? I like that. Currently on Dave's Corner, Dave's playing two tapes. The second one being that other tape. Okay, so we're going to start off with the, what was the full name of the EAT?

No, we're starting off with the Davy Tape. We're starting off with the Davy Tape. All caps. All caps. The B-side. You got a Radio Shack Realistic Low Noise C90 here. Look at that design. It's so nice.

It's so nice. Yeah, it looks so vintage. You did a good job. So we're going to do the Davy Tape and then the... Say the name again. Ethereal... God damn it. Ethereal and the Queer Show.

From Fairy Super. Grow up, Joe. Jesus Christ. Act like an adult. From the Fairy Super Crystal Blue cassette. Nominal Loom. This is a brand new one. Let's get into this.

You ready to do this? Well, the first one. Let's do it. An old one. The first one. The old, the new one. Let's get into this. You ready to do this? Well, the first one is an old one. The new one comes second. The new one comes second. The old one comes before it. Here we go.

Okay, we're back on record again. And Davey and I are sitting here. Hey. Davey's going to school now. And he does lots of interesting things in school. Do you take your lunch to school now and he does lots of interesting things in school. Do you take your lunch to school? Yes.

What do you take in it? Everything. You take sandwiches? Yes. What kind of sandwiches? Green. Green sandwiches? Yes.

Are they old moldy sandwiches? Yes. They are. Yes. What do they have in them, fish? Yep. Real fish. Real fish.

What color are they? Red. Red fish. Yep. Gold fish. Red fish and gold fish? Yeah, only gold fish in that. There's cracker fish, gold fish.

Oh, the cracker type goldfish. Yeah. Well, you said your sandwiches are green. Were you kidding me? Yeah. What color are your sandwiches? White. What kind of sandwiches do you have?

Mustard sandwiches. Mustard and what's in with the mustard? Anything? Green slime. Green slime. Mustard and what's in with the mustard anything green slime Mustard and green slime sandwiches there you have it folks the newest marketing innovation here in the Wilmington, Delaware area He made a fart. Thank you. I know things can stay the same I know I'm on my way I know everything remains

It's time, it's a bloody time It's time to stop feeling Just keep it on my tongue Thank you. Let's keep the moment so bright Can't stop, can't stop, can't stop, can't stop, can't stop, can't stop feeling Just keep the moment so bright Bye. I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way

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I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way I'm right way Bye. That was me in the Therial and the Queer show. Yo, that was probably the best back... And my grandfather. That was a really good back-to-back. You like those? I really like... I thought they paired nicely together. It was like two fine strips of bacon.

That second tape was crazy. They got a new microwave at Liz's job and on the guide where it tells you what to do for popcorn and slice of pizza and stuff like that it says strips of bacon too and I think every time you push it

it should just play the sound clip every time I wish David just played once right now. Just for a reference point. I think everybody is weird talking about. He thinks everyone that we're talking about. Don't laugh. Don't laugh. I make the

best words. Dave, I agree. I make the best words, alright? I do think everything he thinks he talks about. Gotcha. That second tape was crazy. What is it again? Ethereal and the Queer Show. It doesn't say that anywhere on the actual tape.

Yeah, it doesn't actually say that on the tape, but on the band camp, it says it's by, it says E-A-T-Q-U-S, little squiggly line, Fairy Super Crystal Blue by Ethereal and The Queer Show. On the bread can. That's some new shit. You don't know where they're from? Does it say where they're from?

No, it doesn't have any information about them on here. Way to go. Who puts out like a crazy tape? Killer. I know, like, we're not going to put any info anywhere. You get it on the internet. But we're on the internet. Dave's on the internet.

I'm on the internet. We went to the website. No. That's it. Please, the website. I'm probably going to be going on the internet. You gotta peel back the layers. Dave did it. I saw it. He is slowly peeling back the layers. He went to the first thing. It doesn't say anything.

Hey, guys. Well, see you later. Too scary. I don't know if I can follow that up, Dave. Let me see you later. Too scary. Too scary. I don't know if I can follow that up, Dave. Let me see what I have here. Let's go.

That's what I'm talking about. I'm not going to say what that's from. Cause I don't think, does Joe know yet? No, I, but when I heard it the other day, I was watching that. I lost my mind.

I asked before I went downstairs. What's that one from? And Dave told me, all right, I know I'm going to play next. I'm going to play a tape by William Cody Watson. A tape called Patriot on

Limelodge. I like the sound of that. Patriot games? You ever see that? No, I've never seen Patriot games. When it's like, you better start playing these games, Patriot! It's about football, right? And then the credits roll super fast. Yeah, it's about football. And the guy's like, I don't want it. American football? Yeah, American football. football. And the guy's like, I don't want American football.

Yeah, American football. This came out on Lime Lodge. I believe it's called... I'm going to take a guess here. This is an official Tabs Out guess. I think it's called Patriot because of Obama. Because of Obama. God and the Bible.

He's taking all our wood and he's bringing it to China so we can't make crosses anymore. Stop taking my wood, China. I believe I read somewhere that it was recorded on September 11th, 2011 to September 11th, 2012. And I believe that's why it's called Patriot. Fucking killer artwork. I love this artwork. I got my cowboy boots on.

That's a window, huh? Well, first you got the white Norelco case. And then you got this, you know, the very minimal text here on the spine. A little fake barcode thing on the back. Got you.

And then this picture of someone looking out the window, but it's cropped so nicely. Oh, I love a good crop. Let me see. It's a good crop. I like a cropped top

if you know what I'm talking about. I know. Well, on Dave, with some hot pants. This is scary. Yeah, it's very nice. It has like a Scholastic Books kind of quality to the front. Like you get at a book fair? Yeah, like Mark goes to school.

Mark goes to school. Mark should go to school. It's an edition of 100. It's a C46. Play something off. It's two side launchers. Oh, it looks totally different up close. Never mind. It wasn't that far away, Dave. It was far enough. I'm going to say that was literally, I mean, you only had to reach your hand out. It was like five feet away. But Dave's arms are so long. Yeah, I was going to say, he always knocks stuff over. Yeah, that doesn't look

like that at all. It doesn't look like what at all? This classic book thing? No. More like an R.L. Stine. But let's get into this. Side A, End of Hiding, I believe, is the... Moment. What? It's the name of the... I know what I'm talking about. I know what I'm talking about!

All right, let's play this fucking tape. William. Let's go. William Coat. I swear, Dave, don't do this to me again. Well, see you later. What kind of drugs do you take? William Cote to Watson.

Patriot cassette. Let's just rewind the tape. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. On Lime Lime. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to start. William Cody Watson. William Cody Watson. William Cody Watson.

William Watson. That's when I wanted reverb, Dave. John Candy. That's not... Oh, man, I'm fucking it all up. Patriot tape on... You're blowing my mind up, Dave. You are so dumb.

Oh, my God. Where am I, guys? William Cody Watson. You fellas, I'm trapped behind the arcade machines again. I'm behind Pac-Man. Come on. Get me out of here. The ghosts aren't real, are they? Come on. Get me out of here

before the ghosts show up. There's so much bubble gum back here. How long is bubble gum good for? I'm going to eat it. Take my Oh, wow, Dave. What an engineer you are. And scene. All right. I'm going to eat it. Take my root. Oh, wow, Dave.

What an engineer you are. And scene. And scene. All right. I'm going to do my segment again. I was just going to finish off by saying that. Oh, finish something off. Yeah. No, whatever.

I was just going to mention how that was Lime Lodge's fourth release, but first cassette. What? Oh, what was the other stuff? They did three. Would you say Lime Lozenge? Lime Lozen's fourth release, but first cassette. What? Oh, what was the other stuff? They did three. What did you say? Lime lozenge? Lime lozenge. Oh, really?

Lime lozenge. Lime Lodge Lime Lozenge. Lime Lodge Lime Lozenge. The only lozenge with lime. Now available in scrambled eggs. It was crippled eggs. Scrambled egg flavored lime lozenge. Oh, but it's still lime. Come on down to Tammy Dong's Emporium.

It's still lime flavored. Is it made of scrambled eggs? Buddy, you don't get the bit. All right, B, what do you got? You have another package? No, keep going It's basically all we got I could tell a good joke What is that a dildo

What is that Excellent excellent radio Open that up It's a god damn sketch Dave They already make them They already make them Excellent. Excellent radio. Open that up. You know what that is, right? Pull that out and smell it. It's a goddamn skitch, Dave. They already make them. Are you serious? They already make them.

Do the backstory. Explain what's going on here. So I came up with that genius idea of having, that no one recreationally smells things. Yeah, you were saying that people like- You know, we touch things. We drink things. Yeah.

We eat things. Uh-. We drink things. Yeah. We eat things. Uh-huh. Smoke things. Yeah. But we don't smell things, like, for fun. Too scary. So I came up with that idea of a little jar with the little things that go around your nose. It's way more satisfying than I ever thought it'd be.

It's awesome. And it turns out they really exist, huh? Yeah. It's already a thing. It's this little tube, and then you open it up and then there's another inner tube with an essential oil like you like dip it in there or you know drop it in there and let me just have a smell i can smell from here let me see that so like it's awesome so why do people get those for aromatherapy purposes so like so like if you're in a stinky

room you just pull that out from i like the uh the... No, like, I don't know. So you don't go crazy? That one, you know, they'd say, that's good on the seventh moon. I like this like solid black opaque test tube with the white top on it. The white lid. It's beautiful. The cop would be like, what is this? Oh my God, it's really... Ooh.

Wow, it hit me. It was a surprising aroma because it was so strong. But I got it... I'm going to say two things I like about it. The one thing is it actually is very calming. Yeah. And kind of picks you up a little bit. And the thing inside, the thing that you smell, it's not exactly the same size as the container.

So it's got a little shake. Oh, you like that. You like the feel. Yeah. It's a very... That's also satisfying. So what is it called? I have no idea. I have no idea what it's got a little shake. Oh, you like that. You like the feel. Yeah, it's a very like, you know, that's also satisfying. So what is it called? I have no idea.

I have no idea what it's called. I feel like I'll get this. There's absolutely no information. Where would you get this? Sabine went to, my daughter went to Ag Day at the University of Delaware. Uh-huh. Why was that scary?

I'm always scared of something. I thought you were saying ag. Oh, ag. Oh, right, Ag Day. Too scary. And they were giving them away. Oh, these were free, right. Ag day. Too scary. And they were giving them away. Oh, these were free? Yeah.

You only get one? You only get one. One per customer. So did you not know what it is? And then you were like, what the hell? Yeah. Son of a bitch. I had no idea.

I was like, what is this thing? And I opened it up and smelled it. And Stacey was like, it's your stupid thing that you've been talking about. You got to admit, those are- She was like, they already make they already make them you don't get the bit you gotta admit that like there was a rip there was a tear in the space time continuum after you said that oh yeah and then these did not exist before you no no no i invented that you definitely quickly got that on the market that's why the packaging so bobo yeah i know i think this

packaging is amazing i love that thing this is. That's why there's no branding. Well, yeah. Get that out there. It looks like a tiny little dildo. That's why Mike said, what's that little dildo? Wait, you think this is tiny? I mean, me too, guys. This is so small.

It's so little. Look how little it is. It's so small. It's so funny how small it is. All right, well, here, take this back. I want to smell it small it is. Alright, well, take this back. I want to smell it one more time. Alright. What are you playing? I was going to open

a package, but I'll play a tape and I'll do that next time. I can't believe it. I can't get over it. I know, it's crazy. That he's going to not open the package? I'm going to play this David Lackner John Swanna tape. Who the hell is that? David Lackner, he was from Philadelphia, right?

But he currently lives in New York City? The big city. See you later. New York City. New York City? I think New York City. The big apple. I didn't know he lived in Philadelphia.

Oh, maybe I made that up. But I do believe, you may be thinking that because he did a tape on Peasant Magic. I think that's where we first heard about this. Oh, I thought he knew him from the city. I'm having so much fun getting to know you. I have no idea. I have no idea. Anyway, I'm going to play the John Swanna side.

This tape is called... Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You're right. Go ahead. Right? No, go ahead. You're right. I was thinking of something else.

Strutting Around With, and then David Lackner, Strutting Around With, John Swanna. Not just strutting, but strutting. Strutting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And apostrophe. Strutting. Strutting. That's a really good name for it.

I'll say this, and this is like stupid nitpicking stuff. I don't like splits with titles. No? But that's a good, yeah, I don't know why. What label is this? Galta? Yeah. This is their first release.

Number one. Number one. Number one. that's a funny number coming in number one there we go mike likes funny numbers different funny numbers than you like this is my funny number song when it's not it's pretty it's not. It's almost the same melody, too. It is the same melody. Oh, my favorite part's coming up.

Did you not know that the 69 song is from the Robin Hood cartoon? No. Neither did I. Neither did I. Mike found it somehow. How did you find this? My wife. My wife told me about it.

Good man. On YouTube. John Swan, David Lackner split. John Swan is a jazz man. A serious jazz man, I believe, right? I like jazz. He's probably not listening to this. No, no, no. This came out in 2010 in an edition of 200.

Oh, really? Two hundo. Two shit. It's their first release. So, yes. I thought it was new. Well, just because it's the first release doesn't mean that we didn't just get it we did just get it but it's their first release from 2010 so this is old that's what that's all i said is this is old yeah yeah but then you said because it's its

first released i didn't know they had other stuff out all All right, hand it over. I know what I'm talking about. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I have another David Lackner tape on this label, and I really dig the layout. I dig the art. Yeah. Oh, devotees of episode one will remember Dave saying that. It looks like a tape you would have bought at like Wall-to-Wall Sound and Video in 1992. You know what I mean?

It's got that. It's got the sticker on the front. It would have the lifetime guarantee sticker on the back. I like that sticker. Was Wall-to-Wall Sound and Video a national chain? I don't know. As they call them? Dave, what do you know about that?

There were at least a couple around here. Dave, you know a little bit about it. There was one in the Concord Mall. Business. I'm a businessman. You're a businessman. Yeah. You know, I invest.

Too scary. I got a 401k. How's your portfolio? How's your portfolio? I got a 401k. I got a 401k. I got a little one. I got a little nest egg.

I'm saving up for just that nice little cottage. I lost a lot of money last quarter. Oh, don't get me started. Boys, I just got all that money. Obama, buying cigarettes. Let me tell you, I just got mine to keep gas in the boat. You know what I mean? Gas in the boat.

Boats are expensive. They are. But super fun. Talk about the gases even more. Just get that nice house. We were actually talking about boats yesterday. Who was? At work.

Oh, I love boats. We had like a long conversation about boats. What kind of boats? Did it go anywhere? No, we talked about Canal Day. Canal Day. Did it go anywhere? No, it didn't go anywhere.

But I learned that boats were really expensive. The fuel's really expensive. I learned that boats are really expensive. Good for you. Like the fuel. It costs a lot to put gas in a boat. Hey, man. So Dave's saving in his 401k to put gas in the boat.

Makes sense. A lot of work. It costs a lot of money. A lot of work, too. A lot of money. A lot of work, too. It's a lot of upkeep. It's not a simple, fun little... It's not a bike. Yeah, peel the barnacles off every once in a while. There's a fucking boat. This is hard work. Pirates... You gotta, you know, you take the wet rag and you just swap it down. Swab it down. It's gotta be...

You gotta swab the decks. You gotta swab the deck daily. Why do they do that? To keep them nice and shiny. Just with water or they got an oil in there? I think a lot of the time... They have to grease the deck daily. Why do they do that? To keep them nice and shiny. Just with water or they got an oil in there? I think a lot of the time- They have to grease the whole boat, otherwise it won't move on the water. No, I feel like- It's too much friction. You got to figure back in the pirate days, a kraken, an octopus would land on the deck

and slide right off because of the oil. You want it to jump up and then slide off to the other side. You don't want it stuck up there. What kind of boat lube do you boys use? I'm using Dr. Seaman's Boat Cream. Jimbo's. I use Zipper Fast. Jimbo's.

What are you getting out of Costco? Zipper Fast. Zipper Fast? Yeah, Zipper Fast is the best you can get. Zipper Fast. I have a question. What tape are we playing again? I'm trying to play that, Joe.

Joe, it's like zip E-R, but apostrophe E-R. Like you zip her. Zipper fast. Zipper fast. Get that boat in water and zipper fast. That's an expression in the boating world. Zipper fast boat lube.

Get that boat in water and zipper fast. Now, John Suana is from Philadelphia. Oh, maybe that's where I got my noodles in a crunch. What? Well, that's just not fair maybe that's where I got my noodles in a crunch. What? Well, that's just not fair, is it? I've had noodles in a crunch. I hate when you get your noodles in a crunch. It's terrible. I'm just trying out new expressions to see if they catch on.

I'm sure that one will. Well, look at your sketch. Look how far that went. All right. See you later. Galton, number one. The inaugural release for the label. Let's get into this.

John Swanna's side of his split with David Lackner. Joe, let me get a little strutting around with David Lackner and John Swann. I wonder how many smells are in there. Yeah, see, they didn't really develop this as much as they should have. GD Thank you. Thank you. The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. I'm back. Got more if you want it. There it was.

John Swanna. That was fucking tight, man. Joe B's all from like a madman over here. He's got OD. Don't over smell on this, B. You know that puts holes in your brain. That gets in your spine. Oh, you don't want that.

No. Then you can never get a spinal cord because it stays there forever. You don't want stinky spine. My grandfather had stinky spine. Too scary. Way too scary. I scare easily, though, to be honest. All right, Davey boy.

All right, I'm going to play this tape. Roll up your sleeves. This would be the kind of thing that's addicting in a cyberpunk movie, like in Blade Runner, and there's people in the corner, and they're very sunken in mouths. In movies about the future, drugs are always really cool, and they have cool names. It's like, you got any zap?

You got any zap, yeah. It's always something that sounds... It sounds really like, you know, you got any brain shredder? If we were going through a dark alley, first I'd trip over a bunch of the empty of these. And there'd be a weird guy with piercings, and then

a cybernetic eye. You got any zap? The year was 1988. All right. I smelled enough. Go, Dave. Let's do it. I can do it now.

Go. Yo. I can do it now. This is Dave. I'm on play tape. I'm on play this tape by Alpha Strategy called Drink the Brine. Who the hell is that? Get Scarce.

Self-release tape. Wait, is that the full title? What's the full title? Drink the Brine, Get Scarce. Drink the Brine, Get Scarce. Self-release tape. Wait, is that the full title? What's the full title? Drink the Brine, Get Scarce. Drink the Brine, Get Scarce? Get Scarce. That is too scary. Way too scary.

Drink the Brine, Get Scarce. I like a good brine. I like the brine of turkey. Oh, yeah? I like to juice turkey. You ever put a turkey in the juicer? Oh, yeah. All the time. I do it all the tomatoes all the time. Yeah, that's how you make gravy. Pass that tape over. Let me take a good look

at it. Ooh, I like this. I think this is a self-released guy. How would you describe this artwork? Joby, you do it. It's like some scaffolding. Maintain low tones with me. What's the... With a ladder going up it? You're an art man.

Another ladder. A lot of ladders. Just grab it. Ladders and windows. If that fucking window was at the top of this tape, I think we'd all have to collectively commit suicide or something. I don't know. I don't know how to describe this.

There's red involved. This was recorded by Steve Albini. Oh, really? Steve Albini. I forgot. Working on the beats. Steve Albini. Steve Albini. Working on the beats. Steve Albini. Serving up some treats.

I forgot Dave had a Steve Albini song. Keep going. I use my compressor. I don't use a compressor. I don't produce. It's not beanbag. I'm not a producer. Not a strategy, huh?

Steve Albini. Let's do it. Steve Alvini. Did we ever describe you? No. Okay, let's not do it then. A little bit of red and the tape is pink. I was just going to say that because it's beautiful.

And then on the label. You're going to stick on the label. Stick them all the way. It's too scary. Yeah, I think we should stop. This should be one of those times where we don't say anything. And it's very frustrating. Somebody's listening and they're like, just say one thing.

Just say one thing. Don't just play a sound clip. No, don't just play the sound clip. Just tell me what it looks like. I know what I'm talking about. I know what I'm talking about. Do we know anything about Alpha Strategy, Dave? Let's just rewind the tape.

Go on. I know on the back it says, don't pay for it when you can download the darn thing for free. Oh, what? On the internet? AlphaStrategy.net slash brine.zip. That's very kind of them. Slash brine.zip. That's going to be a problem because I have so many files on my computer

labeled brine.zip that it's just going to be a problem because I have so many files on my computer labeled brine.zip that it's just going to be like, which one is the alpha strategy tape? And so you open it up. No, this is a bunch of pictures of brine that I zipped. Why are you taking pictures of brine? Well, it's not just pictures.

It's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of different things. Sometimes that's an acronym as well. You wouldn't get it. Buddy, you don't get the bit. bit well let's just jump into this this fucking uh alpha strategy too what jesus christ how much text is in here a lot wait are these lyrics i think they're lyrics is somebody gonna sing to me oh they're gonna serenade you are they all right i see something called forgotten food that's funny that could be you know it could be like a soft sounds like a good joke under, you know, it could be like a soft. Sounds like a good joke. Under the couch or something.

It could be literally any food that somebody forgot, Mike. Too scary. Well, let's get into it. You want to start from the top? Yeah. He did. Apples. Pretzel.

Let's start with the fruits. Let's start with the fruits. Let's do it. Why are we starting with the fruits? You start with the fruits. That's what you start with. That's what Noah did. All right.

Let's get into this. Alpha strategy. Let's go. Let's with the fruits. That's what you start with. That's what Noah did. All right, let's get into this Alpha Strategy. Let's go. Let's just do it. Let's go. All right. Can you repeat that word? I'll never ask again. And on my heart.

And for a little while. What's right now? And on my heart It's boiling hot Like a hot sweet And I know you think I'm crazy Keepin' me Take me There in the mountains It's good to apply

Like a sun procedure I was a preacher I was wicked I was a preacher And I don't know Cause I was there Die! Redwoods come from the folks who Shed their spots on the street reds With their pictures made in

It's very good It's very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, I've missed the trip of never knowing what was best I never know what it's best Hold on, hold on, let it just end Doesn't matter if things are the same Feast on walls, cutlets on food Rude my time will pass by me The only secret but

The only secret but Oh, how I'm a dead man... guitar solo There by the tire fire Ten feet tall It's all All of the question points And the The grass, picking out our teeth We've all been here, not even one Falling into the grassy clearing Begging someone more Oh, for the passion for it This bread of mine Twelve more

Redemptions for it Hearts of people I'm a fool To feel the funk on the floor To love you more and more Tip. Alpha strategy. Man, you guys play some good music. I like it. So who was that man?

That was awesome. How loud is that tune that what did you say Dave Jesus Lizard and the Dead Kennedys the Dead Kennedys I got some Dead Kennedys in the way he was singing sometimes yeah he's got that quivery thing I got some

what's faster a car or a truck do I get to go now guys it depends What's faster, a car or a truck? Do I get to go now, guys? It depends. Do I get to go now? Hey, Dave, it depends which one's moving faster. I like that guy. Let's keep this guy around.

So what's your name? I'd like to learn a little bit more about this character. Bill's keep this guy around. So what's your name? Huh? I'd like to learn a little bit more about this character. Bill, you know my name. It's Turkey. Turkey. I actually know something named Turkey. I bet this guy has a really dark past. Right?

Oh, yeah. He's done some fucked up shit. He's done some fucked up shit. Yeah. Yeah. Not anymore, though. I'm trying to think if I want to... I got...

I'm going to go this route just because it's on top. Nicholas Mott. Oh anymore though. I'm trying to think if I want to I got I'm going to go this route just because it's on top. Nicholas Mock. Oh man I'm cleaner than laundry. I like this guy a lot. How old is this guy? Oh

like 40s. Gentleman never tells. Gentleman never tells. He only speaks in those one liners. And then he looks away. The way Dave just looks away smiling, that's what he does all the time.

Does he really like minor league sports? Why would he like minor league sports? Because there's a minor league baseball team and he has season tickets to it. He has season tickets to it. Yeah. How much are season tickets? Like $10.50.

Ah! I don't... Yeah. Go Frogs! Go Frogs! Ah! See, they're not called the Frogs, though. That's like a name he gave them because they're so bad this year.

Yeah, I call them the Frogs. They're the Hogs. I call them the Frogs because they're so bad. But I love them. But I love them. But I love them. He would love them. Nicholas Mahana. Mahana's tape on Preservation is the name of the label.

They sent over this tape and an Ali Arni tape, which I think is around here somewhere. Oh, one of those little centipede monsters on the front. I know. Look at that. Little Space Invader guys. Space Invader guys. Yeah, like Space Invader guys.

Like the guys that come after you. Ah! Just go with that. Stop! It's supposed to be like a bat and a worm. Tells you on the back cover what they are. Little legend. Bat, worm.

Lizard. Or like, what was that game called for Intellivision? Night Raider? I wasn't rich, Mike. I don't know. Yeah, but you were an indoor kid, though, so you definitely had shit like that. The label is from Sydney, Australia, mate.

G'day, mate. Australia? Well, see you later. This came out in addition to 100. G'day, mate. This and the Ali-Arty tape are both, you know, they have like these symbols on the front. Little space figures.

Like six hieroglyphics going across here. What do you think it says? Joe, you know weird shit. Wait a minute. Why didn't I think about this? You're a tattoo artist. You know all the crazy letters. What's that say?

All the crazy letters. What kind of letters do you have? Yeah. What's it say? It says spooky stuff. What do you mean? Read it to me. It says spooky stuff. I don't know what that says. It's not words. Don't read it out loud because then...

Oh, yeah. It's not words, Joe. Oh, it says mantis. Buddy, you don't get the bit. All right. Well, let's get into this tape. Let's play this jammer. Isn't this...

Let's go. Did we get to... Let's go. Have you sampled Mike yet when he just says, let's get into this? Did I say it again? You said it like 80 times. Have I really been saying it that much? You always say it.

I don't notice it. Go, Mike! I'll say that. I don't notice when I do it. And I don't do it on purpose. I'm not saying I don't like it. I just want to put that out there. Are you saying you do like it?

No judgments here. Just pointing things out. This is a judgment-free zone. This is a safe space for all of us. I got my cowboy boots on. No negative energy is being projected from me, friend. No, no, no. I wouldn't expect it.

This isn't beanbag. All right. You ready to get into this? I'd love you to play the fucking tape. Rest in peace, by the way. Jeb Bush died. Jeb Bush died? Oh, yeah.

Rest in peace, Jeb Bush. Are you fucking kidding me? No, he died. What? Yeah, it's crazy. Nicholas Mahana. You're joking me. I'm going to go on the me? No, he died. What? Yeah, it's crazy. Nicholas Mahana. You're joking me. I'm going to go on the YouTube.

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Nicholas Mahana. The thing that I just said. I don't know what it's from. Nicholas Mahana. It's from Star Wars. Mantis. Cassette. A preservation.

Yeah, that was one of the famous lines from Star Wars. Stay on target. Everyone knows. You never saw that Darth Vader shirt? No, I was just... Stay on target? You haven't even seen the movie? I was just driving behind a car today that had the stay on target bumper sticker on the back. You know, like the

one part when he says, look! The part... Too scary. The part where Luke Skywalker's driving the race car. I've never seen Star Wars. And Chewbacca says, stay on target! Stay on target! I've never seen it because it's too scary

so I always cover my eyes when I watch it and every once in a while I'll peek and I'll go, I'll go, Chewbacca, and he walk! I don't like lasers. The lasers are way, way too scary. Get out of here. Alright, it's my turn. Yeah, maybe it is, maybe it isn't. Maybe it is.

Maybe it isn't. I only watch films. I used to watch films when I was a kid. Yeah, maybe it is, maybe it isn't. Maybe it is. Hey, hey, maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. Maybe it isn't. I only watch films. I used to watch films when I was a kid. Then I grew up. Me too. All right, I'm going to open another package that we got in the mail. You don't get the bit. Are you doing it now?

I like this one. Yeah, I said I was going to do it on my next time. All right, what do you got? Open it. I like that this one is addressed to you. What do you mean? Oh, it says Mike Haley on the front. Uh-huh.

And your address. But on the back it says, maybe let Joe B. open this one. Oh, is that one? Who's that from? OJC. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good label.

Good label. What are those two things? What are they? A no data tape and a Galaxy Deluxe 3. Which I think I'm going to take that one. I'm going to put this other one in the mail bag. I broke the second. Go ahead and fling those across the room.

Like something you don't even care about. In my defense, it was already broken. Yeah, no surprise. Oh, and then my turn to go. I'm going to play this telescope tape. What is it? It's telescope, but it's spelled funny. Oh, telescope. Telescope. Telescope.

Because it's T-E-L. Right? Keep going. What? Oh, what? Keep going. You started. T-E-L-O-Z-K-O-P-E. T-E-L-O-Z-K-O-P-E. Non-conventional way of spelling telescope there. I like all these fonts on the back there. How many are there? Show them the Dave.

There's two different fonts. Dave will go nuts. He loves fonts. Three. Oh, I love fonts. If you count the spine. Dave, your PC's probably at home booted up downloading fonts right now. What's that? Block letter? Look at that. Blue outline, huh? Dave loves his fonts. He's a font man. Oh, look at this one.

There's a bubble letter on the spine here. Oh, I forgot to ask. What's that new game on the table downstairs? Baseball 2036. Dave brought that. What do you play? Baseball? Card here. Oh, I forgot to ask. What's that new game on the table downstairs? Baseball 2036. Dave brought that. What do you play? Baseball? Card game. Yeah, but you play with robots.

You play with robots? I saw the robots. Robots and cyborgs. They look pretty cool. I can't wait until there's robot baseball. Oh, that'd be awesome. And there's cyborgs in it as well. What?

They're probably doing this in the alleyway. You know, there was a Nintendo game called Base Wars where you could be robots. Really? And, like, if you were out, if somebody threw a ball when you were on base and you were out, like in the rules of the baseball game, the sport. Mm-hmm. Sports ball. Sports ball. I love sports ball.

Then you and the baseman had to fight. Oh, really? So then there's a fun little fight. You could fight to be safe. Oh, that's awesome. So it would be like Mortal Kombat. Yeah, a little side fighting. And all of them had different powers. What a genius idea to

meld the shitty baseball game and then a shitty fighting game. Yeah. That's pretty awesome. That sounds really fun, David. That was really good. Thanks for bringing that up. Keep us updated if you have any more information on it. It was a really good game. Sounds like it.

I like games. Dave loves games. As long as they're nice. As long as they're good games. Bring Dave a nice, nice, nice game. I only like the good games. You don't want to play bad games? No, I don't want to play bad games.

Oh, I got it. The cover looks awesome. Oh, yeah. You're like robots with. The cover looks awesome. Oh, yeah. You're like robots with like a tread. Some of them are, yeah. Like short circuit. Yeah, some of them are tanks or motorcycles. Some of them are like hovering.

Too scary. There are a lot of fonts on this J card. It's not just that there's a lot of fonts. They're good ones. It's like they downloaded a sample pack and they gave all of them like a drop shadow.

They all have a drop shadow or something. It's nice. We got this in the mailbag. In the mailbag. I can tell right now I'll go put it in my head. This tape might have been addressed to me. This is a butterscotch colored shell from duplication.ca. I can tell just by...

Yeah. That's butterscotch. Oh, that one's got a gun. This one wasn't addressed to me? Oh, are you guys talking about the gun? Yeah, he's got a gun. I forgot that you were still looking at that thing. It's pretty cool.

It's pretty cool. Alright, play that tape, son. It's getting cool. It's pretty cool. All right, play that tape, son. It's getting late, son. Calm down. Got a lot to do, son. All right, let's do this. Mother's Day tomorrow, son. Oh, it is Mother's Day tomorrow.

Happy Mother's Day. Peace out to all the moms, son. Mother's Day right now. Okay. Where's the name of the tape? Is it Spectral Blissenance Limited is the name of the tape? I thought that was the name of the label that's the name of the label

what's that to the right I can't read that font what does that say I don't know what that says if you'd like me to look at it I'd love to yawn what is that from I think that's from peewee too oh that was peewee I believe it is

yawn telescope telescope I think that's from Pee Wee, too. Oh, that was Pee Wee. I believe it is. You're on. Telescope. Telescope. Cassette on Spectral Blissenance Limited. Brand new one. Made in Canada, it was. It says it right there on the inside. Never mind.

Don't play it. Calm down. All right, here we go. Just realizing how close your character is to Cleveland. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. No. Telescope. Samptina. Panta. I don't practice centuria.

I ain't got no crystal ball. Telescope. No, what did you say it was? Samptino Panta. It was like... Samptino Panta? Samptino Panta or something like that? Yeah.

On, uh... What was it? Are we back? Yeah. And we're back. And we are back. Me too. On Spectral. The Bright Green Sugar Daddy. That was a good fucking tape, man. Yeah, it was really good.

I enjoyed the hell of it. I enjoyed the fonts. I enjoyed the butterscotch shell. I enjoyed the killer. I enjoyed the butterscotch shell. I enjoyed the killer tunes. Squirrel nut peppercorn. I thought all together. That's cool. All right.

Davey boy. It is cool. Atta boy. All right, Dave, what do you got? I don't know, man. All right. I didn't know it was my turn. I think that's a great idea. All man. All right. I didn't know it was my turn. I think that's a great idea.

All right. All right. Let's go. I'm going to play the softest tape. All right. What tape is it? Softest. Softest?

Soft. Oh, softest. It's not soft. It's not softer. It's the softest. It's the softest. It's like a toilet paper ad. Dave, can you shut that door above your head? It's not soft. It's not softer. It's the softest. It's like a toilet paper ad. Dave, can you shut that door above your head? It's really starting to bother me.

There's a door above my head? That's weird, isn't it? What are you trying to say? I don't have a hide issue. That was too good that it wasn't planned. I think a ladder comes out of that door. You come out on the hillboggle tape. Softest. Oh, I know what this is. This is all

lowercase. Softest. It's not even... No hard letters. No hard letters. You don't want any hard letters. Purple's a tough one. Purple is a tough color. Is there any purple on that cover, Dave? Six weeks. Dave, answer me a question.

Is there any purple on that cover? Maybe some. What did, Dave? Six weeks. Dave, answer me a question. Is there any purple on that cover? Maybe some. What did you say? Softest. Softest. Six wishes. Six wishes. On Inner Islands.

Inner Islands, yes. They released this. If you look at the back of this really quickly, tell me if it looks like the Vice logo. Ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Oh, my God. Exactly. Let me see. No, no, do'm ready. Oh my god! Exactly!

Let me see. No, no, do it again. It looks just like... I want it again. Do it again. Gives me a little bit longer. Still does, yeah. You know what? Give it to Joe a little bit longer. It doesn't look like the Dystopia logo. Yeah, it does.

Yeah. So at like half a second, it's the Vice logo. At a full second, it's the Dystopia logo. Give it to me for like two seconds. Now it just looks like graffiti or something. It's a cloud that's raining, and it says Side A. Oh, that's weird because Joby was just telling a story about how he tattooed a cloud on a dude's butthole the other day.

Yeah, it was awesome. That sounded really cool. On his butthole. He farted like three times. No joke. That's not bad. Not joking. No jokes here.

No, it wasn't a good joke. We can do jokes, just not too many jokes. And they have to be nice. They have to be nice. He doesn't make any sense. Cloud zone, poop. This looks nice. Hand me that.

Yeah. Soft as six wishes. I think this came out with that Chandler's tape. Yes, that's what I was trying to think of. It came with this and that. You can go with this, or you can go with that. Oh, this is a tight fucking imprint on the shell. It's a, you know, like, it's either off-

I wish you could see it. It's either off-white or white, depending on how well those light bulbs are working. And there's like, on the top of the window, it's the cloud that says side A and side B. And then rain coming out of it, and then it continues under the window. Oh, it's leaking, huh? Leaky windows. You got some leaky windows there, boy.

Who's this guy now? Frankie. I do windows. He does windows. You know Shank? He's my brother. Oh, Christ. I don't want the soup guy. You know Shank? He's my brother. Oh, Christ. I don't want the soup guy.

Come on. Nobody wants the soup guy. No one's interested in the soup guy. Too scary. Too scary. What's your favorite soup? What's my favorite soup? I like cream of mushroom.

Come on. Why are we doing this? All right. Play that tape. I'm done. It's late. 12. 12.

05. I like the... In a can. Your computer. Your computer clocks fast. Oh, it is fast. How is i like the uh in a can your computer's that's your computer clock's fast oh it is fast how is that possible i like a cream of broccoli yeah with some crushed on top of it cream of broccoli huh yeah broccoli cheddar or you know what i like i like making like a actually i like a minestrone with like a good noodle yeah i was gonna say like a like a veggie

chicken noodle soup that's good it's good or the one with the cheese on the top. What's that one called? French onion? French onion soup. Yeah. I like the kind where the noodles are letters. Now this soup guy, I can get behind. This soup guy, I can get behind. All right.

Let's do the softest, Dave. I don't know who did the artwork. I'm going to take a quick glance just to see if it says anything. Oh, shit, Dave. You didn't say the inside. I like when it spells my name in the bowl. I like I like how

on the inside of the J car with the two panels it's dripping in there too. This is a very nice layout. Good job if you did the art. Art and mastering by Sean Conrad. Hey, Sean Conrad, good job. Good job. Let's all give him a hand. Joby, let me see that.

Wait. Joby, you want to see something? Yeah, I like funny stuff. I'm very high, and I just kind of need this interaction to be over. Dave, we don't do that kind of radio show. What are you doing over there? Stand up and look. You want me to stand up?

Oh, this isn't Stern Dave now that is a Howard Stern type joke you're working blue my friend put my merkin on hand it over let's get into the softest that was a good tape to use to represent your genitalia Dave six wishes cassette on inner islands

alright let's go Six Wishes cassette on Inner Islands. All right, let's go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The

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The The The The The The The Thank you. Thank you. I'm not going, that's what it is. Let Dave get that, see what happens to him. You know, I've heard soft, and I've heard softer, but I think that was the softest.

That was the softest thing I've ever damn heard. Six weeks. Joe, when do I stop? On inner islands. When it stops blinking. Starts blinking. What kind of drugs do you take? Stops being solid.

Dave stopped being solid years ago. I know, man. He used to be real solid. That was a killer day, man. I'm liquid now. He's really wet and liquidy now. Jesus Christ. All right. Jesus Christ. All right.

Jesus Christ. Got him. My turn? That's minty. That's like a mouthwash. Dave, I'm going to ask you a question. What's that, Listerine? I need you to be on call here. You need to have your soundboard ready, okay?

Be ready. Hold on to those your soundboard ready, okay? Be ready. Hold on to those little nimble fingers ready to fire. Do you have your soundboard ready? I'm going to play this tape here by Drifter Mage, right? Perfect Enemy. Tape on a label called Coprolalia. Coprolalia. Coprolalia. Digital recordings.

This tape, and the first thing I want to say about this tape, how odd it is, it's an edition of 25 and there's a barcode on the back. That's weird. Which I think is really weird, right? That's a really weird... Can we all agree that's really weird? That's weird.

That's an odd... That's a really wild stuff. But the reason... I love Jay Leno. The reason why... That was a good That's weird. That's a real wild stuff. I love Jay Leno. The reason why. That was good Jay Leno bit. Thanks. I'm working on my Jason Leno. Look at Mike playing his little flute over there.

You playing some jazz? Yeah, I love some jazz. You playing some jazz? So this label sent the tape over. And it came with this. What is that? a beanbag? Oh, fucker. Not that sample.

Here we go. Gotcha. You know goddamn well what sample I want you to play. Play the sample to make me feel better. Not that one. All right, I'll get the right one this time. Dave, you got jelly fingers. What? That's definitely the one.

All right, I'll get it this time. Alright, seriously. Dave, now it's getting funny again. If you do it like two more times. I'm going to lose my mind. It came with this. Don't say it. I want Dave to do this. I want this to go all the way. It's beanbag.

It came with this beanbag. This isn't beanbag. This is a beanbag. That is a beanbag. It came with this little... This isn't beanbag. No, it is. It's like a little Daz pillow. This isn't beanbag. Of a beanbag with the label logo silkscreened on the front with a letter

that said to, I guess, put it on top of your speakers when you play the tape. Oh, really? Yeah. Which I think is pretty nice. I like that. I like a little thing like that. Yeah, it's crazy. A little bean bag. Let me see. There's like nuts in here. Like nuts and bolts. Oh, wait. Pass it over. Really?

I've got a good feel on it. You boys want to play the maracas? I feel like. Or maybe the jail tight space. There's definitely a hole through the middle of the thing let me say it might not be a nut maybe a little plastic bead it's a bead bag sounds like joe b uh explaining his sex life no i see what you're saying it's a bead bag not a bean bag it's a bead bag it's a bead bag it's not a bean bag that was the one i would it's bean bag no it's not a bean bag it's not a bean bag it It's beanbag. It's not a beanbag.

It's a bead. It's beanbag. Are there bees in here? No, not bees. Too scary. I don't have a hide issue. I don't have a hide issue. Too scary.

Whoa. But this label, it says they focus on, I guess, like long distance collaborations. Oh, good focus. Is what they do. This one's between people. You do? I got it down here. Where are the people from?

I think one just said USA. Where's the other person from? Well, see you later. Let's say Japan. Let's just guess. Let's just say Japan. I feel like that's right. I remember her.

I typed the letter J, I think. Moment. But Drifter Mage. Perfect enemy. You want to play a little bit of something? I'd love to. With the beanbag. I'd love to get into it.

It looks like a nine-inch nail-kiss single, the cover does. It does a little bit. This is like, you're getting like, head like a hole on the A side, and what would be on the B side? Head like a hole instrumental?

Yeah. Or like radio edit. Radio edit. Radio edit. It's just the song a little bit shorter. It's just little bit shorter it's got the dj outside space talking it in why didn't they ever do that why didn't they ever release tapes with like a dj because everyone loved the dj a dj that could really talk oh that's a lost art yeah you love it i love it that's something you really enjoy i do i like it i'd like i bring it back joe bring Bring it back in that form. You want to do it for this?

Someone did it really good on... It's like a famous DJ that does... On 93.7 the other day, and I said it to Stacey, and she was just like, yeah, who cares? That's a lost art. I was like, man, that guy talked that record up really good. Mike Nigro from... Because it was good.

It was like, I'm not Britney Spears. But it wasn't Britney Spears. Who's the current person? Demi Lovato. Who? Demi Lovato. But I don't... Who's Demi Lovato? It's a current pop star. Oh, okay.

How about the... I'm having so much fun. How about them Chicago Bulls? Jordan. Drifter Man. Jordan. It's a perfect enemy cassette. Do it.

I feel like Coppola or whatever is like a disease or something. It sounds like. That's the name of the label. All right, let's do this. Nine Inch Nails. Let's go. Let's go. Hit like a whole brand new one from Nine Inch Nails.

Nine Inch Nails. A man only a step ahead of his enemy. New weapons are being devised in the research laboratory. Thousands of new compounds and control techniques are being developed. And put through countless tests. Who shall win? Man? Who showed man or his enemies? 300 million years before man appeared on Earth. The insect was here. With time to develop varieties so diverse, their numbers are beyond conception. Roughly a million species.

The insect was here. Thank you. Before man appeared on Earth The insect was here. You like someone, he likes you. Everything is fun and affectionate. Then all at once, you can find yourself in a situation where your physical urge is fighting against your reason. Then those fine thoughts of love and affection can suddenly get twisted. Don't touch me! And suddenly it twisted. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Thank you. It is twisted It is twisted Suddenly it's twisted

Suddenly it's twisted Suddenly it's twisted Don't touch me Don't touch me I'm not going to let you go. Thank you. Don't. Don't. I'm going to go. Remember that? Yeah, I do remember that. We'll be back. And we're... We're back, yeah.

Drifter Mage. Dave, you gotta get some kind of hand signal or something. Nope. This is getting really pathetic. Did you ever hear that clip of Robin Quivers singing Cocaine? No. But she didn't know she was being recorded, and it's just a recording of her singing it by herself.

Oh, man. And they play it on the air. It's really good. I don't know how she takes it. That's a good prank. Why don't we do pranks like that to Joe? Prank. I wish we got Joe in a booth.

Glass booth? When are we going to get you in a booth? I don't know. I'd love to be in the booth. Just bring like a- Put you in there with some laughing gas. Just bring a piece of. See what happens. Bring a piece of fiberglass with handles that you hold

and hold it in front of you so it's like you're behind. You're in a booth to us. I'd love to just be in the other room and not actually see you. We can't even see your face. He's in a glass booth, but he's facing the other way.

So when you had this sketch, you would say, check this out, and all of a sudden it would come under the door. Now there's like in prison, I pull the drawer out, I put it in, goes back, and then you get it on the other side. I want a pneumatic tube. Oh, alright. Where else do they use those?

Is that bank specific? Well, the new DMV, they have one. Oh, that's true. You don't have to get out of your car. You just do it all. They should get that at like a Dunkin' Donuts. I bet they could handle that. Yeah. The coffee coming in the cup.

Because the cup would come first, and then the coffee would shoot through. The tube would be disgusting. No, they just send you a cup, and then there's a little nozzle that you open from the drive-thru. Like an outside hose? Yeah, and the coffee comes out. And there's another one for syrups and stuff like that. Or it's just a hose with all the buttons on it, like at a bar when they're giving you the sodas

and they have the buttons on the nozzle. But they control when it's on and off, so they're like, are you ready? So you can't just steal it. Are you ready? And they're like, put the cup in it and I move your hand. Did you move your hand? Because they can't see. it. Are you ready? And then you got to, yeah. And they're like, put the cup in it and I move your hand. Did you move your hand? Because they can't see.

Did you move your hand? It's done. I like that it's so much less convenient than just having them pour it out. They're only like five feet away. There's like five. The guy's not even talking to you over the intercom. He's leaning his head out the window. Are you ready?

Are you holding it? Hold it closer. But you have to tell him when to stop so like the way to fool him it's like you just keep filling other cups up because they can't see you and they're like you sure it's not full not yet but you didn't bring any lids. So you just, a bunch of people in the car all hold like three open cups of coffee. And then you peel away and they're shaking. Oh, that dead peel off. Fuck you, fat ass.

The guy starts just throwing donuts at you. Not again. In retrospect, it'd be better just to keep the current system. Oh, where you just say it and they give it to you through the window. Yeah, just like, I'd like one coffee, please. I'd take coffee, please. It's alright if you're scared of the future.

I guess you also don't want high-speed rail. Alright, what do you got, Joe? Oh, it's my turn? I'm going to play this Hybrid Palms tape, Pacific Image. Who is Hybrid Palms? I don't know. I like that name. I like this name, too.

I like everything about this tape. I know what this is. What do you know? I have some things to say about it. Sounds of the Dawn. Go ahead and talk about it a little bit. That's it. I want you guys to go.

I want everyone listening, and I want both of you to go to soundsofthedawn.com and look at some of the covers. It's like a New Age-type label, but some of the covers are perfect. It's like a classic New Age tape. It'll just be some dude holding a flute with no shirt on or something like that. How do you spell it? Soundsofthedawn.com. This is pretty New Age-y.

Three little panels, little pictures on the cover. One of some sort of a frond. Right? Is that a frond? Yeah. Type plant. Some other sea life and then a wave. I have something to say about this.

Okay. So I saw... This is the second time you said that. Two strips of bacon. Oh, man. This one's really good. Sound environment? Yeah, I was looking at that one now.

Romance, seduction, relaxation, concentration. It's four cassettes. Oh, it's four cassettes? Well, that's at least with this picture that's loading like I have dial-up right now. Slowly. Anyway, what do you have to say about it, Mike? So I saw the person who does this project. Name was Konstantin Skolnikov. Name was Konstantin Skolnikov.

Yeah. Konstantin Skolnikov. From Russia. And immediately, my first thought whenever I see somebody put out a tape and they say that person is Russian, I say, it's not real. I don't know why. I have something in the back. There's like a block.

There's like a hole in my brain. It's because of the Cold War. It's a mission. Are you like, nope. The Cold War, the space race, everything. The picture is so big. It takes a long time to load.

It's loading like the internet first started. What's the DPI on? I said dial-up. So you automatically are like, no. So I googled the guy, right? Wait, this says 1992. Jazz Moods, percussion. Oh, does he re-put stuff out?

Is that what's going on? Is that what he's doing, reissuing stuff? I think so, because this one here says 1992. Well, anyway, is this a bootleg situation? I don't know. Well, either way, I Googled this guy's name, right? You guys got Yahoo.com on your computer? Yeah, I got Yahoo.

I got it. I went to the Google version of that, and I looked this guy up, right you guys got yahoo.com on your computer yeah i got yahoo i got it i i went to the google version of that and i looked this guy up right and the first thing that came up was like this tape and i was like that's kind of weird and then i look on discogs and this tape is the only tape they have listed for him then i find his facebook profile and we have one friend in common and it's the gabe does Little Learned Tapes and who's doing a tape for him. I don't think this person's a real. I think it's an inner circle

moniker being used by some pranksters. You think a prankster? Some turkeys. Some synth goobers. I don't know about turkeys. What don't you know about turkeys? Where they come from. You don't know where turkeys come from.

Alright. So you think this is a goof? I think... Because this is the only tape. The other ones say they were released a really long time ago, right? 1988. What do you think? These are all reissues of

old things. Yeah, but this one's a video from 1988. Yeah, I think it's all fake. I think it's fake. Wait, Alice Coltrane? What are we looking at now? Alice Coltrane's involved? Yeah, there's an 1987 Alice Coltrane cassette on here.

So what are we looking at here? What's going on? This is a bootleg situation. I'm working on the FCC all over our asses. The bean counters are going to be breathing down our neck. Wait, Alice Coltrane. Is it spelled differently? No.

Is it Cold Train? No. Alice Cold Train? Oh, this is a really good cover. This is Ken Thompson, Life Horses. Alice Cold Train. Anyway, play the ace out of this, please, Michael. Pro-dubbed. Getting in a lot of trouble. I love when you have a clear tape. Old tree. Anyway, play the ace out of this, please, Michael.

Pro-dubbed. Getting in a lot of trouble. I love when you have a clear tape. But who runs this label? Huh? Who runs Barter Town? Who runs Barter Town? I'm not going to get into what I was going to say.

Oh, you don't? I'm sorry. Go ahead. No, let's just play it. Here we go. Hybrid Palms. What's the name of the tape? Pacific Image.

On this bootleg label. We've got a bootlegger on our hands. Let'soms. What's the name of the tape? Pacific Image. On this bootleg label. We've got a bootlegger on our hands. Let's go. Pass me the cover. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Hybrid proms. Hybrid proms. Hybrid proms. That was the...

Hyper proms. Hyper proms. Did yous. That was the... Hyper proms. Hyper proms. Did you ever go to a hyper prom? Yeah. They're really fast. All right, here's the deal with this label. Here's the fucking deal. What's the deal?

You know, you get on a horse, the next thing you know, it's glue. What's the deal? So all the stuff on their website that's like the old New Age stuff is stuff from a blog that this dude used to run, whoever runs the label, used to run. What's that word, blog?

And then it turned into like a New Age blog, and from that it became like a monthly radio broadcast. Old-timey radio? Then that turned into like the mixes that you could then download. Now it's an actual label, and this is the first release. Oh, and this is the first release. So everything prior to this is a download. This is the first tape.

Yes. Where's the tape? What's the release number? One. Makes sense. You guys like Jerry Seinbell's? I like Jerry Seinbell's. I don't like it.

I don't like his comedy. Do some of his bits. Do some of his old-timey bits. Do his favorite bits. What is wrong with helicopters? I mean, I saw one the other day. It wasn't in the air. What is wrong with tables? I was reading some good of those modern Seinfeld ones the other day.

The Twitter account. Yeah. They were pretty good. I like that they just describe an episode. And it was like, George's Facebook picture gets used for penis enlargement ad. Kramer tries to pumpkin spice everything. Oh, that one.

No. I hate that one. I like the one that's like, Kramer bursts into an apartment. I don't like the one that misspells them. That's the one I like. Dave, you be the tiebreaker. Which one do you like?

I don't do Twitter too much. We'll have to disagree to agree. Alright. This time's right. Are you ready to end this? Yes. What was the episode number? 84.

Thanks to Tony from Diabetes. Hey, Tony. What was the Diabetics? Thanks. The telemarketer they called the other day. Well, you said you wouldn't say diabetic. His name was Tony Blanks.

Tony Blanks. Thank you for doing the intro. Thank you for saying tabs out, 69 too scary. Thanks for everything. Thanks for the diabetes medicine. You didn't have to do that. Yeah. Mike, did you ever get your shampoo in the mail?

No. What are you talking about? Mike, did you ever get your shampoo in the mail? No, what are you talking about? Hey, did you ever get... Yeah. You got mine? Yeah. No, I sent a... What do you send them, nudie bags? No, I got a year subscription to Whiskey Advocate,

and it gets mailed to this house to the name DJ. Oh, wait, it's a year subscription? Oh, yeah. Oh, be it. Monthly. You'll be getting those every month. I thought it was only one. It's a year subscription. Oh, yeah. I'll be at the big time, but monthly. You'll be getting those every month. I thought it was only one. Nope.

It's a whole year. You'll have to pay after that if you want it. I tried to send you a sample of a Pert Plus shampoo in the mail to the rock from Slovak.

No, it never came. It hasn't come yet. I'll be on the lookout for it. I need something to... I hope it doesn't make... That was like two months ago, though, so I don't think it's coming, buddy. Oh, yeah, it's probably gone.

Foodman. Foodman tape on Patient Sounds that came out late last year, late 2012. It's Patient Sounds number 77. It's called Hot Rice. Did you guys check the mail? I'm waiting on my samples. He's always waiting for samples.

Is he always signing up for samples? How long do samples take to arrive? How many samples can you get in one day? I got like five shampoo samples coming this week. At what point does a sample turn? Doris, I can't come to work. I got like five shampoo samples coming in the mail this week.

You are so dumb. I can't do that, actually. You are so dumb. When does a sample turn into a travel size? That's actually a really good question now that I said it. As soon as it lets my mouth... As soon as it lets my mouth... Why don't we just end...

What kind of drugs do you take? Food Man. Hot Rice. Came out on Patient Sounds late last year. I said all that. I think the tape shell, they do something where they say it's like rice blue or something like that with hot red imprinting or something. They do a little...

They make it funny. They make it fun. They make it fun. They make it fun. They do a good joke. So everyone has a good time. They just... They want everyone to have a nice good time.

And they want everybody to be happy. And they want everybody to a nice good time. And they want everybody to be happy. And they want everybody to have a good time. And they want everyone to be sad. And they want everyone to be happy. And they want everyone to be happy. And they want everyone to be sad. And they want everyone to be happy. And they want everyone to be happy.

And they want everyone to be happy. Hey, guys. And boom goes the dynamite. So let's end out episode number 84 with something from the food man. This is Dr. Frankenstein. Well, see you later. Thank you for coming and waiting so long. I hope there were good magazines in the waiting room.

Steve Albini. Working on the streets. Steve Albini. Making those pins. Hi, I'm Steve Albini. I don't use a compressor. I'm not a producer. What is that producer Steve Albini so so Thank you. Let's go. so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. oh

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