Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #85 | 5.22.16

Episode Date: May 22, 2016

Mukqs, Borra-Botas, Used Alien Mind, Golga, qualchan., LRN GRN, Constrain, Spires That in the Sunset Rise w. Michael Zerang, Bary Center, $3.33, Dreamboat, Olli Aarni, and Yorishiro.

Bulbs in space. This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Dwarf Craft Devices. Dwarf Craft Devices. Maker of guitar pedals, Eurorack modules, and just really cool things that you can use to make music with. Or non-music stuff. What are these spooky sounds we're having? Well, you can't paint with them, Mike. You could paint with them if you wanted to grab a nice sturdy

hand-built effects pedal and dip it into paint and paint with it. I painted the other day with marshmallows. So don't tell me you can't paint with it. Oh, you just like a faux finish on something? It was what his wife gave him while she was, you know,

doing the taxes and stuff. Paint with these marshmallows. Doing the taxes. Dave, it's May. You guys work on yours like way ahead of time because you're so scared of Obama. Next year's taxes.

Yeah, next year. You're already collating. Dwarfcraft devices. Yes, hand-built effects pedals and Eurorack modules out of Eau Claire,

Wisconsin. That's a good city too. It's a fine city. And a fine company, I gotta say. They make some very interesting cool stuff. It is cool. It is cool. Yeah, they make some awesome

stuff. One of their latest things we've been messing with is the Twin Stags. Dave, you've been playing with that. Yes. That sucker. That's what's playing in the background. Ooh. Twin Stags is a dual tremolo pedal so it's basically like two vcas and it's got rate and depth knobs on them and you can like plug expression pedals and two expression pedals into them to control the rates of both oh really so yeah so i just got like running from, like, a sampler out of your rack into it.

And one of the LFOs is fucking with that. Because there's CV ins and outs, right? Yep. There's CV inputs and outputs for each. Well, there's CV inputs for each LFO. And then CV outputs for each LFO, too. So, you can use those LFOs that are on board to control other shit. That's pretty cool.

And then you can use one of the LFOs to control the rate of the other LFO that's on board so you can make it all funky and weird. I like that they're doing that. Oh I like it too. Instead of like it's just a module. So that way someone's going to buy it they can use it for both things. They can just use it for you know guitar. Get a man

who can do both. And then they're like oh it also has CV up. Yeah. That could just use it for, you know, guitar. Get a man who can do both. And then they're like, oh, it also has CV up. Yeah. That's pretty interesting. No, I like it. I hope they keep doing things that incorporate control voltage. Who else did something like the Pittsburgh modular thing? That's like an expression pedal that you just put modules in or whatever, right?

Yeah, but this is better. Well, this is way better. Because that thing's just a little case. Oh, my God. This is so much better. This is way better. This is way better. Oh my God, this is so much better. This is way better. But I like that both other companies also. Aren't they supposed to be working with them on some sort of project? I believe they are. I believe Dwarfcraft devices is working.

That was my segue into that. Oh, hell of a segue, Joby. You doubted it in the beginning. I don't think you guys liked it in the beginning. I think you're like, why are you plugging another product? That's cool, man. Dwarfcraft.com if you want to check them out and check out some of their they look pretty too not only are they awesome pedals

and fun to play around with Joe B are you getting money from Pittsburgh Modular not telling us about it you mean at pittsburghmodular.com use discount code beekeeper speaking of discount codes if you go to dwarfcraft.com no but uh but um uh speaking of

discount codes if you go to dwarfcraft.com you use stags2016 get 10% off that shit what tabs out

exclusive coupon code um and they're also the only they're the exclusive effects pedals used by Slash what

not Slash from Guns N' Roses this other guy this other guy um and uh oh one thing they're doing now that um you can get they make a few What? Not Slash from Guns N' Roses. This other guy. This other guy. Oh, one thing they're doing now that you can get. They make a few Euro modules, and they sell them in kits now.

Oh, they make kits now? Yeah, you can get them from. I like kits. I like kits too. Yeah, they're fun. Just give you something to do on a rainy day. I do my work in between stuff. Yeah, you do.

I've seen you do that. Modular Addict. You can get the kits there. Modularaddict.com. What's Modular Addict? Slash Dwarfcraft hyping devices. Well, look it up if you want to know what... No, that's what I'm doing right now. Modular... You're a Modular Addict like you and you don't know...

I don't know. Dave, have you heard of that before? Yes. He was... He's sure of it. Oh, yeah. Big time. Where are they yeah big time I don't know this sounds good Dave I like this you put your wiener in one side of the twin stags and just that's it

you put your ear on the other on the output no you don't have to yes Dwarcraft Devices fine fine company about 100% better than Pittsburgh Modular except for Joby I think You don't even have to hear it. Yes, Dwarcraft Devices, a fine, fine company. About 100% better than Pittsburgh Modular, except for Joe B., I think. Look at the... What are those bills sticking out of your pocket right now?

And a note that says, Thanks, Joe, love Pittsburgh Modular. You're not supposed to say that. But go to Dwarcraft.com. Stags 2016 for 10% off everything in this store. Everything. Go to Modularfcraft.com. Stags 2016 for 10% off everything in the store. Everything. Go to ModularAddict.com. Search for Dwarfcraft devices there to buy their modular kits.

Check out this, man. I got a few pedals. Have you ordered from them before, Dave? From Dwarfcraft? No, from Modular Addict. No, I have not. Oh, I thought Joe was going to say, no, from Pittsburgh Modular. From PittsburghModular.com.

Home of? Oh, yeah. Sorry. All right, Dwar was going to say, no, from Pittsburgh Modular. From PittsburghModular.com. Home of. Oh, yeah. Sorry. All right, DwarfCraft.com. Check them out on the internet. DwarfCraft devices. Too scary. You just hold that, and you just talk.

Hi, I'm Patrick. Hi, I'm Kevin. And we're East of the Valley Blues, and you just talk. Hi, I'm Patrick. Hi, I'm Kevin. And we're East of the Valley Blues, and you're listening to Tab's out. the boys. Let them send it all up in the air. There is crouching and wailing on snow down here. Hey, Tabs out. Turkeys. Hey, Dumble. What are you doing? Episode 8. What are you doing here at episode 85, huh?

85? Get out of here. Who's this guy? I don't know. Get out of here. Dave, turn my headphones up. I got nothing. I can't hear me either. Jesus Christ. What a schmoho. What a ho nothing. I can't hear me either. Jesus Christ. What a schmoho. What a hoot. What a hoot this has been, guys.

Thanks for joining us. Tabs out. You can make mistakes, but that one was a beauty. Tabs out, Cassette Podcast, episode number 80. What are we on? 85. Keeping it alive. Barry Sanders number.

Hall of Famer, Pro Bowler. That wasn't Barry Sanders number. 85?er Pro Bowler that wasn't Barry Sanders number 85 yeah yeah it was it yeah 85 I don't like most he had most he played two sports who played two Bo Jackson

yeah I like this oh man I'm ready to go I'm I'm very excited about tonight's episode Who's here with the new sound clips today? I like this. Oh, man. I'm ready to go. I'm very excited about tonight's episode, fellas. Oh, good. I'm seeing a lot of good tapes around this room.

He was number 20. Huh? He was number 20. I'm seeing a lot of good tapes in front of me. I'm seeing a lot of good tapes in front of Joe. I'm seeing a lot of good tapes in front of Dave. I like good tapes. I think we're going to play. I think they're nice, too. Oh, I like nice tapes. I'm seeing a lot of good tapes in front of Dave. I like good tapes. I think we're going to play. I think they're nice too.

Oh, I like nice tapes. I love nice things. Dave, what would you say is the nicest thing that happened to you this month? I just like to watch you guys. Okay. You're so funny, Dave. I want to do one too. Nah, I'll do one later. It's because you pressed the wrong button.

Who wants to start off tonight? You do. Oh, me Oh me? I get to do it? That's stupid Jesus Christ Someone came Whatchamacallit Their real player sound pack Just got updated

2.0 Who's coming through with the 2.0 sound clips? Mama I like it Alright I'll play the first tape i'll do that easy easy fellas easy fellas we plan that one all right what do i want to start off tonight with i gotta i got some i like i'm trying here show me the money all right you know what let's just jump right in with this. Charlie, what are you trying to tell me? I'm waiting for you to get that one. I knew it was coming.

Got a tape here, a brand new one. It may have come out today, possibly. That's all the new ones. This tape on Suite 309. It's a split between Mux and Constellation Batsu. It's got a title here. Where is it? I think it's like Miracle Hentai.

Constellation Batsu? Yeah, Constellation Batsu. I believe that's the dude. Fuck, what label does he run? Cosmic Winnetown, maybe, or something like that? Ah, well. Ah, well. And Mux, which is the side I'm going to play,

that is Max, Maxwell Allison, from the power trio Goodwill Smith. Chicago heartthrobs Goodwill Smith. Let's go. For those who've seen or know of Goodwill Smith, he's the one without the sleeves. Oh, all right. He's got a mop of hair on him, though.

I bet if you look back at old family portraits, I bet they all have the manes. They're like Thor. Thor? No, Thor's was more long and straight, right? Yeah. What's one that's like puffy and out, but down? Puffy and out, but down. Tarzan.

Tarzan. Oh, I was going to say Tarzan, but... Little Bo Peep. I don't think Little Bo Peep is known for anything but the sheep, Joe. But like I said, this just came out. Sweet 309 ohio label run by uh

timothy timothy too scary thornton who does the project uh tiger village right tiger village yeah i always want to say tiger village and then tiger hatchery comes out you're just stupid i'm just a dummy though you're just dumb this is uh your. Oh, I have all the best words. Get the fuck out of here. I got all the best words. I got all the best words. So, yeah, you want to get into this jammer? This C42 on the muck side?

I would love to. Mucks. All systems go, Michael. Uh-huh. Got a track here. I believe it translates roughly to soil forced machine. That's stupid. It is machine. That's stupid. It is stupid.

That's so dumb. Soil-forced machine? I think. Do you think that just means like an excavator? You know, like, and it forces the soil? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Who's this little fellow, though, on the shelf?

Look at that little guy. That's Tim. That's scary. That's too scary. Very muscular. Wait, what is a hentai? What is that? Well, that's porno, Michael.

Yeah, it's like anime porno. Is it really? Yeah. Why? Do you want to watch it? I mean, just to check it out. Because I just Googled it, but I didn't know what I was Googling. I got some nice wallpaper.

All right, what are we doing? We're going to do Mux. Mux from the Constellation Batsu on C42, Edition 100. You're crazy. Shut up, man. I like you. The Sweet 309. A new one.

Brand new one. This is a podcast exclusive. You're not going to hear this on any other podcast. Let's start off. See you later. so so I'm going to go'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, Thank you. so so so so so so so I'm going to go ahead and do this. so so so so I'm sorry. so Mucks.

Mucks. You can clean up a lot of stuff with mucks. I'm stuck in the mucks. Oh, you clean stuff with mucks? Yeah, you clean it. It's more of like... Like MUXX. Mucks.

Mucks Extreme Clean. No, Mucks MUXX is the dirt bike company. Mucks MUXX cleans everything but dirt. Oh, that'd be tight if it's something that cleaned everything but dirt. So if you have something that's supposed to have dirt on it, but then you spill other shit on it, how am I going to get all this other stuff off but leave the dirt? Mux cleans everything but dirt. Why is it so mad?

So if hentai is like anime porn, what is miracle hentai? Miracle hentai. It's religious stuff. You don't want to yeah it's stupid oh religious anime porn yeah i can get into that that's stupid who is that because it sounds like like that's people i can tell right now they've been fucking knocking out those pv herman sound clips how many times have you watched that movie just once it's pretty i I got to see it. Just for the sound clips. I recorded like five minutes from the movie, and there's so many good clips in it. Oh, really?

Yeah. Just five minutes. You got all those. And they're great. You're working smart. Mocs working smart. I like the Sweet 309 logo. It's basically like the new Comedy Central logo.

Oh! Yeah. I like how they put it on the shell here, so you see, like, these little half circle things going around. But right now, the tape is just so perfect that it continues the circle from the logo. If you play about half of the tape. Not even half. Not even half. All right.

That's a good one. Brand new. Well, see you later. All done. That's a good one. Brand new. Well, see you later. All done. Let's go into the artwork here. Can we talk about the bear in Delaware right now? No, I don't talk about the bear. It's fun.

There was a bear. Did they catch it? No, it's a bear loose, by the way. It's in Cecil County now. Hasn't been a bear in these parts in 100 years. According to bearfacts.com? Yeah. What was it?

A black bear? It was a black bear. Black bear loose? They're scary. Too scary. Too scary. Too scary. Too scary. Too scary. All right.

It's my turn. I'm done. Stop doing things. Good bear talk, Joe. I thought it was cool. I got to say, Joe, out of all the bear talk I've heard recently, that was the coolest. I got a phone call from the city of Newark. A phone call or a text?

I got a phone call. Oh, from the mayor. Automated. Joe. This is the... Joe. Joe, it's the mayor. This is the mayor's office.

There's a bear office There's a bear You know how we always talk about there being a bear It's happening This is a beanbag I don't know what tape I'm going to play Now I'm not ready Come on, get there I'm going to play this

Bora Botas tape Bora Botas You guys ever go to Bora Botas? Itas. You guys ever go to Bora Botas? It's lovely. You guys ever go to Bora Botas? Oh, DJ Outside Space is here. What's up, DJ? Can I call you?

I was in Bora Botas. Get my fuck tan. Did you catch any live music while you were there? Hell yeah, man. I saw Four Non Blondes. Four Non Blondes. Who else did you see? What else did you do while you were down there?

I saw Crocus. DJ Outside Space. Too scary. Actually. See you later. All right. See you, DJ Outside Space. What's this label called?

Os Tres Amigos. I was going to say, if you guys care at all, Borobotus translates to Erase Boots. Oh! Got Dave going. Erase Boots. Alright. So, this tape's called

Regiza? Regedza? One of those two. Yeah, I'm going to play the second track on the A side. I think it's the second track. Two's great, but three's a crowd. Good thing you got that, man. There's going to be a lot of talk about the A side. I think it's the second track. On the sling hop. Two's great, but three's a crowd. Good thing you got that, man. There's going to be a lot of talk about the number two. And like we had...

Two's great, but three's a crowd. Is that the new Two Strips of Bacon? Yeah, I think so. It's still there. But whenever we mention two... Two's great, but three's a crowd. Instead of playing Two Strips of Bacon, you'll play the other two one. No, they're just

going to be in an infinite loop going off of each other. One triggers the other. Time's crazy. Time is crazy. You guys ever see Back to the Future? I don't get it. Not yet. No sprinklers. Don't tell me anything. 9-11 conspiracy. Label

OTA out of Portugal put this out. This is their first release. And I just wanted, I made a note. OTA? OTA. I made a note here to mention how they have a tight logo. Is the logo on the tape? I'm looking at it on their website or on their band camp.

It's Os Tres Amigos. I thought that word was one word, Os Tres, but it's Os Tres Amigos. OTA. OTA. Okay, that's the full name of the letter. That's the full name of the letter. Look on the back flap of that J card. What, the Anarchy A thing?

But that's an O. Oh! A T. T. There's a circle, and it's an O, and then a line, and a long line making the T. What, are you going to cross your eyes? And those same lines make an A. It's a tight logo. I enjoy it.

A UFO. I see my mother. That's stupid. Hand this over. Did I mention this was OTA's first release? Os Tres Amigos. Jumping right in there. I love how...

I like this cover. It's like a guardrail with a... Wait a minute. Oh, it's like graffiti. I was going to say, is it graffiti? Does it say... Charlie, what are you trying to tell me? Did they write...

I'm doing what I can, Michael. The feed is disrupted. Did they... I'm wondering, on this guardrail, on the cover, there's a guardrail. And on the guardrail, it says... I know what I'm talking about! I know what I'm talking about!

It says... No, you're not going to be down this song. It says Borobotus, and then it says Rehezos or whatever. You're crazy. But was that on the guardrail, or did they Photoshop that on? No, I think they did. I've done a little graffiti work myself. Yeah, you have.

And I think they put that there. Gotcha. And then took a picture of it. That's tight. That's illegal. Oh, shit, this shell is tight. A lot of circle work. I like the circle work that they do.

That's a technical term. This is black shell with this, like, is it silver or white imprinting? I think it's white. And it's got, like, the label's logo going around the spool here. It looks tight. This is all together. It looks awesome. I'm excited to hear this one, Joe.

It is cool. This J-card sure folds out, too. It's got an ass on it. I don't like big ones. I'm going to wallpaper my room with this. I like big J-cards. You don't like big J-cards? They call me One Panel Joe.

That's all you need. Do you take it home and cut off the extra panels and shred them? I just like to watch you guys. No! No more panels. Alright, well let's get into this. Bora Botas.

All systems go, Michael. We are ready to go. The first release on OTA. Let's do it. Let's do it, guys. In the forest, in the forest, like a half, lying outside, in the number, gross, of hills, creatures, species, of things, animated, without vacancy, with cups, With feet, infected, Without wings, in the middle, In the middle, in the middle, Just open, the door, With the six of the lie

of the fire of the earth of the race Part of the desire Part of your way of your sling And you will fall Oh Oh Oh, my God. I'm not a fucking Where are we? The game is over The fire in your eyes That speaks to me

Open The door That opens The fire in your eyes The fire in your eyes The fire That rots That burns The rest of the world It's the law of your eyes, the law of your eyes that I cut It's the law of your eyes, the law of your eyes that I have

It's the law of your eyes, the law of your eyes that I have The law of your eyes, the law of your eyes is something that lasts forever The tear in your eyes, the tear in your eyes Is something that lasts forever Thank you. Borobotas. Borobotas. Borobotas. Are we back? And we are back. That was tight, man.

That was good, Howard Cosell. That was him after the stroke. Oh! That was tight, man. Is that tape still available? Yep. Are you just saying words? words no that's a real word Mike I mean but are you

it's called yep but is the tape available oh I don't know edition of 50 I'm on it baby edition of 50 limited edition cassette bye now bye now still available alright Davey Boy you tricksters

they're right in front of me the whole time Davey boy and you were like man what is going on how many seconds are in an inch huh huh where can I keep yarn huh

what are you guys doing Dave you gonna play another one of these you are so dumb you guys are so Dave, you going to play another one of these? You are so dumb. You're making me nervous. You guys are so dumb with your tapes. You're so dumb. Dave, just relax. What are you going to play? Hey, Mike, can I play in your backyard?

Not with you. Not with you. Just wants to play in your backyard. Yeah, get back there. Anybody can play in my backyard. I'm assuming you're talking about like hentai shit. I'm going to play this tape that came out on Centipede Farm. Okay.

Gross. Go on. The project is called Used Alien Mind. Who the hell is that? Never heard of it. Beats me. It's a new one to me too. Alien Ant Farm?

I remember Alien Ant Farm. Used Alien Mind. I don't really. Alien Ant Farm? Alien Ant Farm? I remember Alien Ant Farm. Used Alien Mind. I don't really remember Alien Ant Farm. Who was that? What was their hit? What was their... I don't know. Didn't they cover a Michael Jackson song?

They covered a Michael Jackson song. Yes. Was that their hit? That was their hit. Smooth Criminal? Smooth Criminal. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. You can get a hit off of a cover? Well, I guess other people do. Yeah, Uncle Cracker. I forget what song he covered, but that's like his hit. He was a kid rock's like DJ. His DJ? Or something like that.

The little guy? Not, not. You never heard Led Zeppelin? Led Zeppelin. I love Led Zeppelin. Have you guys heard that Spirit song that's exactly the same as the beginning? Spirit in the sky. Stairway to Heaven?

No. Oh, Led Zeppelin are getting sued right now. Or they've been in the process of getting sued for a really long time. Because it's pretty much exactly the same? It's really close. And it came out a year before. Yeah. But then I played it for someone at work, and they said that's a descending fifth.

See, that's where it gets tricky. They're technical. Classical composers use that. So how could you sue for that? Joe B., I have Chodel clippings on my computer. I don't want to talk about classical composers and stuff. Tones and stuff. I like bleeps and bloops.

Come on, Dave. What do you got? What do you got? I just told you. What do you got? He used Alien Mind. And he, are you okay? What do you got? He used Alien Mind. And he had a weird haircut. Who did?

The guy from Alien Infarct. Tell me about this tape. It's called Pack Your Bags, Space is Safe. I like that. That makes me feel good about stuff. This is Mike Laporte. Who's that? You guys know Mike Laporte?

Oh, Mikey. Yeah, I work with Mikey. Oh, Mikey Laporte. Oh, Mikey Laporte. Tell me more, Dave. Tell me more. Came out last year on Centipede Farm. 2015. 2015. Des Moines label. I'm looking here.

Iowa? I believe Mike Laporte is also from Des Moines. Des Moines label. I'm looking here. Iowa? I believe Mike Laporte is also from Des Moines. Des Moines-y. Pass it over. Let me take a look at it. I thought it was pronounced Des Moines. It is. There's a really little detail on this that I really like.

I love when Dave loves a little detail. I like little details. Nothing gets my stones tumbling than when Dave likes a little detail. Dave, let me get real comfortable, and you tell me the little detail. I like little detail. Nothing gets my stones tumbling than when Dave likes a little detail. Dave, let me get real comfortable, and you tell me the little detail. Oh, this is the Alien Ant Farm guy. Pass that phone on over. Show me the detail now, Dave.

I'm going to see if you guys can find it. All right. Oh, it's a game. Wait a minute. You love games, Dave. I love games. Hold on. Hold on.

I have an Alien Ant Farm side question. Okay. That's not Josh Milrod, is it? Did Josh Milrod from Grasshopper sing in Alien Ant Farm? All right, let me see it. I love games. I like mind challenges. I love when my mind's chipped.

Let's go. I want to look at it, too. Tell me what you see. Is it the bug? It's the bug. Wait, I want to see it. I won. Come on, let me see it. I shouldn't have said it. Oh, It's the bug. Wait, I wouldn't say gas. Come on, let me say it. I shouldn't have said it.

Oh, who's this lady? Well, she's out, isn't she? I like the two liter of soda. It's like an overhead shot of a woman. Is that a real bug or do you think they put that on there? That's the S&P Farm logo. Oh, that's the S&P Farm. All right, now I get it.

This person passed out at like a bus stop. I love art. With a suitcase and a matching two liter of Mountain Dew. Matching. Yeah, I dig the art. That's a good one. You boys like that?

That's why you're going through old episodes. Ooh, look at this shell. This is nice. Nice clear shell with a little bit of fleckled spray paint. You fleckled it. Is that a word? Fleckled? Yeah, it's a technique. It's a spray paint technique. I did a little graffiti myself.

It's nice. I enjoy Centipede Farm. It's hard. There's a thriving weirdo noise cassette hoo-ha thing going on in Des Moines. They put out that, I think, last year. It may have been two years ago, may have been last year.

They put out a comp of all Des Moines weirdo shit. I feel like it was a double tape. I feel like it was stacked and there were two strips of bacon. I feel like it was really... Two's great, but three's a crowd. That's right. That's why you don't want a triple-double. You don't want a triple-in. You don't want a triple-hamburger.

A double. God, I love this artwork. Who is this person? This person on the on the cover well most likely they're dead but this if they're not this person on the cover like are they're doing something right now this person is somewhere or not the only well the only here's the two thing if they're most likely they're dead but if they're not they're doing something most likely i think they're dead in i think they're dead in this picture. Good job, Mike. It's your right. All I'm saying is, isn't that cool? It is cool.

That's pretty cool, right? Do you think they have Mountain Dew with them right now? Well, definitely a soda. Whoa, slow down. Hold on there. All right, well, let's get into this. Used alien mind. Pack your bags.

Space is safe. A lot of let's get into this. Used alien mind. Pack your bags. Space is safe. A lot of good font choices for this. Yeah, I dig the art. I love fonts. I really like it. God damn it. All right, let's go into this. Here we go.

We can make mistakes, but that one was a beauty. Everybody, everybody Mm, mm, mm Show television, show television, show, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody I'm sorry. I need water, I need water, I need water! I need water! I need water, I need water, I need water! I need water, I need water, I need water! I need water, I need water, I need water! I need water, I need water, I need water! I'm going to go with this game. I'm going to go with this game. I'm going to go with this game. I'm going to go with this game.

I think we're going to try. I think we're going to try. I think we're going to try. All right, let's go ahead. That's right, boy. That's right, boy. That's right. All right, let's go ahead. Let's go ahead. Let's go ahead. Let's go ahead. Catch. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Used alien mind. Where do you think they found that used alien mind? Like what? Area 54?

The government found it? Like our government found a used alien mind? It was not a new one. A used one. I think we did a trade with the Russians. No, no, with aliens. We gave them a homeless person's brain. Oh, we gave one of your old ones.

And they gave us one of their homeless person's brains. And we dissected them and stuff. Is that how it worked? That's how it works. That's how they go. And they're lizards. That's how the government works. There's lizards.

There's lizards. Don't get me started, Mike. People with the triangle eyes. Dave, what do you think about the lizards. That's how the government works. There's lizards. There's lizards. Don't get me started, Mike. People with the triangle eyes. Dave, what do you think about the lizards? Tell me all about the lizard election. I just like to watch you guys. How do you feel about the current lizard election? Yo, I seriously saw a Bernie Sanders meme today.

I love memes. That said, the thing that they were like. I don't like political humor. I can't even say it. it like it was a thing like here we go it was it was saying how basically Bernie Sanders should be present because he gives good hugs.

It was basically a bunch of pictures of him hugging people. I was like, has it really gotten to that point? We're there now, huh? I like a good hug. I like a good hug. What's going on? Am I playing the tape? I think so.

Alright. I'm doing what I can, Michael. The feed is disrupted. All right. I'm going to play Gloga. Make me laugh. No, I'm going to be serious. Gloga. Tape is called Material Hangover on the label Plush Organics, which is a name I really like.

Plush Organics. Plush Organics is a really good name. It is very well. I believe Chris Bright, I believe, is the person who does this project. How does he spell that? C-H-R-I-S. Charlie, what are you trying to tell me? I love the artwork on this.

The artwork is fucking beautiful. It's all black and white. And it's got like a bunch of, I wish you could see it, almost like clip art of columns columns Yeah, it is cool. Like crumbling columns and then a bunch of other pictures but they're all like in little like Mac windows like with the maximized, minimized, closed

Oh yeah, look at that. Like a Mac window and then like Well there's a speedometer or something on here too. Oh, makes you think. What are you trying to tell me, Charlie? Looks like seaweed. Columns. There's like a primitive screw. Some sort of destroyed building.

What's the inside look like? Open it up. Oh, look at that. Yeah, I dig the art. Who is this again? Gloga. Gloga on Plush Organics. Zach Boots did the art.

Who the hell is that? Yeah, but it's tight art. And then it says loving electronics. Well, see you later. And there's like a dab of something on the cassette shell. Isn't there like a black dab of like acrylic paint? I've never done a dab before. I'll do a dab right now.

Oh, yeah. It's a big dab. It's a smear. I think that goes into a smear territory. What is that? What is smeared on the tape? Some sort of acrylic paint. Yep.

Got a fags tape feel. They always put acrylic paint on their shit, don't they? That's stupid. You don't like it? I got to say, it might be very untripped metal of me, but in my age, as my age goes up, my tolerance for spray paint on tape goes down. At first, you're like, look at what they do.

It's crazy. I'm like, oh, look at all this glitter. It's even on the tape. This is so cool. Now I'm just like, I don't want to get that on my deck, man. Come on. I like the way that feels on my fingers. Oh, you love tactile stuff. I like this one. You like what one? If I know Dave, he likes to touch stuff.

Smooth. If it's smooth. Well, this one's got some... This one's chewy. Chewy. All right, pass it on over. Let's play this track. Play a little bit or... Let's see how much we play.

The track... Fluorescent 2. I got it queued up on the B side here. Two strings. Let's feed the crowd side here yes Gloga let's go man gotcha blah blah Thank you. I'm not sure. Thank you. Thank you. Outro Music Thank you. so Outro Music Golga.

From the fine people at Plush Organics. That was Golga from the Material Hangover cassette. Plush Organics, huh? Edition of 100. I believe it came out fairly recently. Good fucking tape, man. There's some real noisy shit on there. Most of the time it's just falling apart,

but every once in a while it hits like that zone. And we were saying while we were listening to it, you know there's a point where Chris Bright, I believe his name was, you know when he's like, yes, this is the part. Don't lose it now. See you later.

All right, that was tight. Buy that tape. Joe B. Joe B. I'm going to play this Qual Chan tape. Smoke break. Smoke break. Go, boy.

Tell me more. On Magical Garage Taste 2016. I love the name of that label. So this tape's way different than any other Qual Chan other releases. First of all, it's giant. It's a huge tape. It doesn't fit in the deck. And it's round.

Slowed down, chopped and screwed hip-hop stuff, right? But the other stuff is like ambient drone. And at first I thought this was him rapping on here and the mic was like, no, you're stupid. This is Lil Flip. We can make mistakes, but that one was a beauty.

Don't get me wrong. I had to Google the lyric. I don't know who Lil Flip is. I was like, man, his rap sounds pretty good. Yeah, man, he's a pretty good rapper. What's up, youths? You guys listen to Lil Flip? Oh, man, he does it good. No, I'm not doing that. I'm not a playgroup talking about Little Flip.

Yeah, right. You know what this tape samples? Yeah, I do. What's the sample, Joe B.? I heard that. But, yeah, I thought you were just saying they used that same sample, but he purposely found that sample and used it for us, Dave. For our amusement.

For our amusement. Oh! I believe every project this person does ends with a period. Doesn't Qualchin end with a period at the end? Yes. It's a full sentence. And Smoke Break is ending with a period. I feel like all of he is a bop apocalypse freedom club.

All end with the period. He did a project, one tape maybe. I have it on my want list on Discogs right now under the name Ken Griffey Jr. and Sr. Which is really good. But I guess Qualtion's all right. Hand that over. Where's it at?

I gave it to you. Where? In fact, I gave it to you where in fact i gave it to you i believe you did not sir i did you put it in the deck what kind of drugs do you take no where's the case oh you didn't say the case you said well obviously i want the case i want a glance at the artwork all right you just all right all right i was gonna say one other thing and now you made me forget what it was so let let's get into this Qualtion Smoke Break Cassette Magical Garage Taste

number 36. Watch her kill it She killin' it Ay, can you dig it? Yo, can you dig it? Ay, can you dig it? Can you dig it? Yo, can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Yo, can you dig it? Can you dig it?

Ay, she the mama, the mama, she sadistic All her leggings, what come from Fendi? All her weave, get imported Represent me, she pull up on the floor Just cause her ethnicity, what, it's porn When she get imported Represent me, she pull up on the floor just cause her ethnicity But it's porn, and she diggin' me, bitch won't score And I'm killin' it, it's porn And she bribe me, oh yeah she torn

I don't do it for what Satan You don't know nothing about me Can you dig it? It's hard to keep a nigga on my hood I'm at the blink twice Me and Dylan, I say I'm a nigga blessed I bet no homie fang like me Made't dealin' I say I'm a nigga blessed I bet the homie faint like, like they come I got the blessing, I'm low with the money

But my mama can dig it, she know that I'm fresh and I'm fit She love me, she know that I'm breakin' out She ain't just for the whipperskull, she in the kitchen I'm a chemist, I can get hit, I'm a felser For Nelson, we're nothin' dead, I said, man, can you dig it? Ay, she dig I'm a boss, she dig I fuck her She dig I'm a hustler, she get out a young nigga Came in from nine, she dig I'm a boss, she dig I fuck her, she dig I'm a hustler She get out a young nigga came in from nothing, ayy

She dig I'm a stunner, but the mama, she's a ditty Watch her kill it, watch her kill it, ayy Can you dig it? Yeah, can you dig it? Ayy Can you dig it? Can you dig it? She diggin' it, yeah She diggin' it, can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it?

Can you dig it? Ay, she did my persona, son She did it on real, I put that on my mama She's a pretender, she know really who she gon' let Fuck it up, all of them contestants luckin' up I put her legs up and I drill, drill, drill Then they patch her hair, kill, build Girl, I want more than a field, field I want to hit you like that with a straight drop

I'm on the hip for a tilt, tilt So all I wanna see is that face drop I know she diggin' and diggin' and diggin' Outro Music She dig on my stomach, I'm on a limb, she's a beast Watch the kings, watch the kings Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it?

Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it?

Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Ain't no way in hell I'ma let a nigga trick me off of these shit Ain't no way in hell I'ma let a nigga trick me off of these shit Ain't no way in hell I'ma go broke tricking off on the free Ain't no way in hell I'ma let a nigga piss me off from a tweet Ain't no way in hell I'ma be a bitch and back down for some beat Ain't no way to heal I'm playing chess with these fuck niggas

Playing every step with these fuck niggas I ain't sweating these fuck niggas Matter of fact, put a dress on these fuck niggas Jack sets on these fuck niggas Pitch nets for these fuck niggas Iets on these fuck niggas, bitch, that's for these fuck niggas I ain't never been the type of nigga you could peel pressure up front on I'm the reason you was trying to dick on your bitch bruh when she come home She and she be using me too, only hit me when she want something much on Ain't no way in hell I'ma let a nigga trick me out for these shit

Ain't no way in hell I'ma go broke tricking off on a freak Ain't no way in hell I'ma let a nigga piss me off from a tip Ain't no way in hell I'ma let a nigga piss me off from a tip Ain't no way in hell I'ma be a bitch and back down for some people Ain't no way in hell, ain't no way in hell I'm a real hill, baby, that hill shrimp I'm tryna get his ass killed, get his ass dripped Been hungry for way too long, got him sick and tired Watch what you say, cause I think these niggas ride Ain't no way in hell, I'm a lady nigga, I'll shine me

Four twelve, they don't have to come and find me Tons of red, man, tell them catch me if you can I'ma let a nigga trick me off of these streets Ain't no way in hell I'ma go broke tricking off on a freak Ain't no way in hell I'ma let a nigga piss me off from a tweet Ain't no way in hell I'ma be a bitch and back down for some beats Ain't no way in hell, it ain't no way in hell Ain't no way in hell, ain't no way in hell Ain't no way in hell, ain't no way in hell Ain't no way in hell, ain't no way in hell The playa come a roll so long to download a savage every day

Shoes got the gold with me in my jacket, every Trading gold so you know I ain't lacking any Ditching for action just to use your baby daddy for practice, nigga Flash, nigga, fuck all your Twitter, I cheat out, shit I got niggas ready to cop shit, rest me, shit You can believe it or not, fly a Vans, my man So how you leaving the bar, you a bitch? Ain't no way in hell I'ma let a nigga trick me off of these shit Ain't no way in hell I'ma go broke tricking off on a freak

Ain't no way in hell I'ma let a nigga piss me off from a twit Ain't no way in hell I'ma be a bitch and back down for some beef Ain't no way in hell It ain't no way in hell Ain't no way in hell Ain't no way in hell It ain't no way in hell. It ain't no way in hell. Ain't no way in hell. Ain't no way in hell. It ain't no way in hell. Ain't no way in hell.

Ain't no way in hell. Ain't no way in hell. Qualchan. Qualtran. Qualtran. How do you think you actually say that? Qualchan? Qualchan?

Smokebreak is that. Magical Garage Taste number 36. Tiny little edition of 30, if you want to grip that. Qualchan? Qualchan? Smokebreak is that magical garage taste number 36. Tiny little edition of 30 if you want to grip that. I think he also put out a split with somebody. Can't see my samples. With that one.

Can't see your samples, Toby. That's a technical difficulty. Alright, Davey boy. Davey boy. You want to go, brother? Your turn, Davey boy. Davey boy. You want to go, brother? It's your turn, Davey boy. I just like to watch you guys. Nah, man.

You got to get into it now. You got to do it, Dave. All right. I'm going to play. What you got for me, Dave? I'm going to. What you got for me, Davey boy? Hey, guys.

What you got for me, Davey boy? Hey, guys. What you got for me, Davey boy? What you got for me, Dave? What you got for me, Davey boy? I've got a play a tape. It's by a group called Lauren Green. But they don't use the vowels. They only use the consonants.

Lauren Green. Yeah, man. LRN. So it's LRNGRN, but you say Lauren Green. Yes. So her name's Lauren Green. Tape is called Easy Spirits slash Grape

Perfume. Grape Perfume. Grape or great? Grape. Like the fruit. I love grapes. Fruit of the vine. Oh, grape perfume. What's your. Grape or great? Grape. Like the fruit. I love grapes. Fruit of the vine. Oh, grape perfume. What's your favorite color of grape? My favorite colored grape? Red, no doubt about it. Seedless. Seedless. I like the little

ones. The really little ones. Champagne grapes? Oh yeah, they're real good. What are those? They're like red grapes, but they're tiny. They're really tiny. Tiny and tender. Not that small. Hold on, let me pick up this grape. Oh, here's another one.

You missed it. Again. We can make mistakes, but that one was a beauty. Buddy, you don't get the bit. All right, let's go. I got to pee. Me too. You can go first.

This tape came out on keeled scales, correct? Two scraped, but three's a crowd. And this is two separate like... Two scraped, but three's a crowd. Like digital albums from 2012 and 2014 i'm doing what i can michael the feed is disrupted 2012 and 2013 correct correct correct but freeze the crowd um i have some notes here about this tape i have one that just says follow that bird i can't remember what that means. Charlie, what are you trying to tell me?

Oh, wait. I remember now. Lauren Green was in some band, I think, called Follow That Bird. And I think that was the first or second thing. That's a good band name. I really like that. I think that was the first or second movie I saw in the movie theater. Follow That Bird?

Follow That Bird, yeah. That's a movie? Yeah, the Big Bird Follow That Bird, yeah. That's a movie? Yeah, the Big Bird movie. Sesame Street movie. That's stupid. No, it's really good, actually. I watched it not that long ago. It's really good.

What's the one song? Easy living. Something. I don't know. It's good, Dave. You should check it out. Could everyone see Snuffleupagus or just Big Bird? I got my cowboy boots on.

Does anyone know? Yeah, just Big Bird. Michael, this is all very confusing. What kind of drugs do you take? All right. We playing this on green tape? Michael, this is all very confusing. Pass it on over, Dave. Ooh, look at the font work on this guy.

This is nice. Look at this artwork, Joe Ooh, look at the font work on this guy. This is nice. Look at this artwork, Joby. Look at the spine. This is like a brochure to a secret tropical resort that only the super rich know about. Really? Yeah. Oh, I want to go there.

They get this one day on their smartphone, and then they say, it's their plane ticket and everything. I think it's some dummy who tried to start an air conditioning company. What'd you say? He made some pamphlets. He's going around the neighborhood.

He's passing that out. That's the logo. What's an air conditioning company do? Like he sells units? He doesn't really know. Oh, all right. All right, let's play this. He doesn't really have that part together.

What's how you play? Easy spirits or great perfume? If you make it, they will come. Easy spirits. My great grandma smoked easy spirits. Chasing our cares away. He moved in with some dodos,

but they were crazy. Who did? Big Bird, and they were really dumb. I don't remember. He was an air conditioner salesman. Why was he leaving Sesame Street? I think... i'm not sure what the premise was i think it was like what was so bad that he's running away i know he wasn't running away oh i think what the deal was is that there were no other birds on sesame street and this other bird lady was like you need to live among birds what well where did he meet her

if she wasn't on Sesame Street? I don't know. There's a meeting in the beginning, I think, of a bunch of birds. All right. And I think they pinpoint Big Bird as a bird that needs to be helped, but I don't know how they know his origin story. Michael, I'm getting some unusual readings. But then she goes to sesame street and

it's like you need to live among other birds and big even and then she didn't give him a ride though then he has to walk like across no i think no he flew to live with the dodos oh and then okay because i think sesame street is in new york So he flew, I think, to California, probably. Lower East Side. And he didn't want to live with the dodos, and they were really dumb and stuff. So I think he tried to walk back. Oh, all right.

All right, let's hear it. Lauren Green. Yeah, it is cool. Easy Spirits, great perfume. On what other label I said it was? What other label I said it was? Guild Scales. Guild Scales.

Give me a break. Got an ear still to take that short out It's on the show, release that wire And I'll never miss this show And it's on And it all And it all And it all And it all And it all

And it all And it all And it all And it all And it all And it all Thank you. We don't dread all these things Some of them falling under I have fallen under Darling, it's near to home I'm sleeping

When my hair is in the steam Wow Thank you. which Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. I'm waiting, I'm waiting to know I'm waiting I'm waiting, I'm waiting to know I know a heaven of love is bigger than a trap Cause I'm a heaven of love, I know the way to my home so me Thank you. Lauren Green. Oh, that was very special. I enjoyed that a great deal.

It's very special. Mike, I think I'm going to take care of this. Go ahead, my brother. Here comes Joe B. What were you doing, Joe B.? Watering the lawn out there? I had to pee. What were you, disputing a parking ticket?

Joe had to go to the bathroom. You were going for a while. And he's back. I want to read this real quick. So, follow that bird. The members of the Feathered Friends Board of Birds, consisting of Madam Chairbird, a sparrow, a turkey, a puffin, a robin, and an owl.

What's this one? Discuss? Discuss their situation about Big Bird and hope that they can find Big Bird a family. Give them a family. So social worker Miss Finch is sent to Sesame Street and gets Big Bird to move. I'm reading off your Wikipedia. Moves to Illinois.

You can't trust Wikipedia. Ocean View, Illinois. No, you can't. With a family of dodos. Moves to Illinois. You can't trust Wikipedia. Ocean View, Illinois. No, you can't. Live with a family of dodos. Dodos are extinct. Wailing Jennings is in it. Chevy Chase. John Candy. It says Obama's Christian on Wikipedia. You can't trust that. He smokes

cigarettes. He does smoke cigarettes. I like it. I bet. You know how much that leads to our national debt? With all our wood going to China now? Don't get me started. Don't get me started. Dave, tell me about the lizard election, Dave. I just like to watch you guys. Dave, tell me about the lizard election.

I just like to watch you guys. All right, is it my turn? Yep. What am I going to play? All systems go, Michael. Here's my tapes. All right, let's get into this. Let's play this constrain tape.

Good night, mate. I'm constraining right now. Is someone just assuming that this person's Australian? I was just saying hi. Well, see you later. Constrain, the Boundary cassette on Oxen. This is Kevin McKelleny, I believe you say his name. Droughter and Endless Time. All those projects.

He did that label. Or does that label Heavy Psych? I haven't heard too much from him. Hello. Hello. This is another project. It's Constrain. It's a C-15.

Short one, huh? It's a short one, yeah. But, you know, it's a short but sweet, Dave. Bleak artwork. Michael, this is all very confusing. What is it? What are you confused about?

What is your, what is your Joe? I'm going to show you. It's like a Rorschach. Here we go. I'm going to show you this, this cover. You tell me what it is.

Look up. No, look away. Um, what was a couple of wavy, couple of wavy lines. It is a couple of wavy lines. All right,

let's get into this. Constraint, the boundary cassette. All systems go, Michael. I want to do one now, too. Feels good. Do you want your mouth? I'm sorry. so I'm going to go I can do this. so Thank you. so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm sorry. so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Constrain. Some harsh noise.

That's some harsh noise. I'm extremely harsh. I have harsh noise like that. I go to the Ikea and I sit in the parking lot and I ask people, like, let's drop one in your bag. That's stupid. I just got to chow around with a bunch of them. If you guys want some right now,

Joe, you want some 3 and 2 Dios? No, I don't like them. Dave, you want some 3 and 2 Dios? I'll put them in your bag. Two's great, but three's a crowd. Don't worry about it. It works for three, too. Wow, Dave.

You were thinking with your wallet when you bought that sound clip. You would double the use. Good one. Smart choice. I just like to watch you guys. What do you got? I'm going to play this

Kata Fission. Fission? How do you think you say'm going to play this Kata Fizan. Fizan? How do you think you say that? It's like physics. Okay. But S-I-N. P-H-Y-S-I-N. Physics, but S-I-N?

Yeah, instead of S-I-C. Achmel? S. I believe that's the name of the tape, right? Yes. Oh, okay. That's the name of the tape. That's the name of the tape. That's the name of the tape.

It inspires that in the sunset rise is the group. With Michael Zerang, right? With Michael Zerang, yeah. That's right. That's right. Hand me the tape. Hand me the tape. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You are correct, sir. Yes. Yes, I was jamming this. And then you got a hold of it. We can make mistakes, but that one was a beauty. I didn't think that was a mistake. And then you got a hold of it and didn't do the work. You didn't put in the extra 110% to find out who the artist was.

That Dan Higgs tape that had Michael Zerang on percussion. Oh, yeah. I remember that a little while ago. It's from Chicago. If you're just looking at this tape, it comes with one of those double tall. I just like to watch you guys. You just watch me, Dave. It comes with one of those really tall plastic.

What do they call these? They call these... I don't know. I don't know what they call those. Like a vinyl box. Yeah. They call these things. But the clear plastic.

The clear plastic. Just holds one tape, though, inside of it. Mm-hmm. And if you're looking at this, this artwork with this awesome little crest on the front here, when you're looking at it, you would think the name of the artist was Kate Feisen, wouldn't you? Yeah. I did. But then I did my work.

I figured out. So did you do this work? That the Kata Faison or whatever comes from the Stoics. And they had a philosophy that they saw all things as having proper nature. And this is known as... Oh, my goodness! Who are you all of a sudden? Kata...

Kata... Joe B. proper nature. Oh my goodness! Who are you all of a sudden? Joe B. with the Wikipedia over here. This is from some other website. Ickypedia. This is from a Baptist church website. Gotcha! You can't trust them. Spires that in the sunset

rise is the name of the group. This tape has Michael Durang on it. Two's great, but three's a crowd. That was perfect. They are a duo, and now they've got three. It is a little much. Michael, back off, man. Back off, man.

See you later. See you, Michael. Michael, this is all very confusing. Kathleen Baird and Tarali Peterson, I believe, are the... That's the duo that makes up Spires. Two's great, but three's a crowd. And then Michael, what are you doing here? Get out of here. Everyone's like...

And boom goes the dynamite hey what happened okay so you want to get it oh i like this when you open this up it's like very nice one of those quizzes how many triangles do you see here and it's like you're like there's the outside triangle one and there's like there's 15 inside ones it's awesome you puzzles? I love mind puzzles. Alright. Spires that in the sunset ride. That's why me and Dave keep button heads because he likes games and I like mind puzzles. But we can't just seem to meet in the middle. Kate of Fison cassette. Stupid.

On no index. Here we go. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand ¶¶ ¶¶ my again ¶¶ ¶¶ I'm home. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Spires that in the sunset rise. Ooh. That was too scary.

What about the- With Michael Zorine. I'm the ghost announcer. Oh, no, the ghost announcer's here and we are back oh my goodness ghost announcer too scary time's out cassette podcast

tomorrow I'll give you my dwarf craft devices too scary okay bye yeah that was tight Yeah, it's good Good for you Good all around

Good job It's like a good old family picnic Everyone's having a good time Not an insight I love a good time All right Yeah, man, fun is fun to have Dave, what do you got

Barry Center Barry Sanders 85 most Bernie Sandlers I've been feeling the burn you guys you're feeling the burn I'm feeling the bird remember when the bird landed on his thing

and it was like he hugs good a bird landed on his thing just let him be the president come on a bird landed on his thing, and it was like, he hugs good, a bird landed on his thing. Just let him be the president. Come on, a bird landed on his thing. I know, everyone lost their fucking mind. I loved it. No, I loved it. It'd be cool if a bear landed on it. A dill bear?

A red koala. They're extinct. What do you got, Dave? What if he bit its head off in front of everybody? Like Ozzy Osbourne? Yeah. Oh, with the bat? Yeah, with the bat. What do you got, Dave? What if he bit his head off in front of everybody? Like Ozzy Osbourne? Yeah. Oh, with the bat? Yeah, with the bat.

That'd be pretty tight if Bernie Sanders bit the head off a bat at every campaign stop. Every time he did the, this campaign is funded by donations of... And everybody's, $27. And he bites the head off of a bat and spits blood everywhere. Spits blood.

And that's it. And everyone's like... This isn't beanbag. That's stupid. No, you're stupid. What do you got, Dave? That's stupid. Barry Center, Stop Bel Cassette on speaker footage.

I like that. He sent this tape over along with this show. Your artwork's broken on mine, though, guys. Oh, Dave's artwork got ripped. It got ripped? Yeah. Oh, come on.

That's a joke. That's a joke. It's a little like a collage work almost Not really, that's not collage work at all What if it is? What if it is? Yeah Yeah, like that was a white piece of paper

And he glued two ripped pieces That's a collage, right? Don't you need more than one source? The two sources The white piece of paper is the background And then the base doesn't count The base counts, man more than one source? The two sources is the white piece of paper is the background. No, no, no. And then the base doesn't count. The base counts, man.

I think it's his use of negative white space. I think it's that picture on a white background, but they cut out a piece of white paper to cover up. Oh, you think? Oh, so there's... Yeah, there it is. It's a piece of white paper over top. It gives the illusion.

What is that, a picture of a building? I'd say that's a building, yeah. Looks architectural. And they cut out this... I think they sent something to be die cut. He carefully ripped little strips of white paper all day and got the perfect one.

No, I think he planned it out in Illustrator and they got a die made. Yeah, he spent like $40 to get a die made. I don't know. And had them put it on an old Heidelberg and Daika just won and then he put it over top of it. That's the only way to get that clean. That's the only way to get that clean. I'm pretty sure the building's just broken like that.

That's the only way to get it that clean is all I'm saying. Artwork that clean? I've never seen glasswork that clean before. You need a Heidelberg. Too scary. Oh man. Pass that over, Dave. You know what it isberg. Too scary. Oh, man. Pass that over, Dave. You know what it is. You know what it is, boys. What is it?

I think it's... Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I think it's... Blah, blah, blah, blah. I think it's white. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I think it's white.

I think it's white liquid that's pouring down the side of the building. Or there's a guy standing on the top and he's hanging a really long white dong. It could be a piece of white fabric. Yeah, I took the art. Let me see. Whoa, slow down. Hold on there. Looks like a school.

I feel like we've been talking about this for seven days. We have seven days and seven nights. I think we've been talking about it for two days. Two days. Goodbye, mate. I'm giving Dave the evil eye trying to get that sound clip out of him. No, but he doesn't like that. He doesn't like you to tell him to do it. I think we've been listening to him for 69 days.

Don't do it. Don't even fucking do it. Just play the goddamn tape. All right, Barry Center. What is it called? Stop Believing? Oh, come on. Stop Believing.

You stop caring. You give up. Well, see you later The so so so so so ¶¶ so um Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'll do it. If I die again trying, I'll do it. Thank you. Barry Center. Barry Center. I'm going to...

Barry Center. Where is it? It's at the Barry Center. I love how you go for that joke every time. We played Barry Center before and you brought that up. You opened a wormhole in my brain when you did that. That was a good joke. Good joke.

The Barry Center of something. What the fuck was that? Stop believing because it's speaker footage. A badge? A button. It's like a, what would you call it? Like a sub-label, a finery? Sub-label, yeah.

What's the focus of that sub-label? The Barry Center of stuff. I think it's like more beat more beat oriented they came out in an edition of 75 copies I think earlier this month earlier May perhaps perhaps perhaps perhaps May

I don't remember I don't remember you know what no no I'm confusing I have written down here it's speaker footage 17th release michael this is all very confusing i'm sorry for all the confusion michael i'm getting some unusual readings big fan of barry's big fan of barry's center can you be serious for like one clip come on oh barry give us a call sometime i love bar Barry Center. I think there should be... Every tape

I have is good. I want to have a character on the show named Barry Center. Who's pissed. He's just pissed that he's... This guy stole my name. He's a landlord. He's a landlord. He's a food truck. Or he just owns some properties. No, he has a food truck. A peanut butter and jelly food truck. That's a good idea.

And it's a great idea. You have all kinds of different breads. What didn't I like the other day? Oh, an ice cream truck. You don't like ice cream trucks, but you like food trucks. But I like food trucks. It's a good idea. And it's a great idea. You have all kinds of different What didn't I like the other day? Oh, an ice cream truck. You don't like ice cream trucks, but you like food trucks. But I like food trucks. They make them really fast. See, my PB&J truck Yeah, real quick. Just like that. And just tosses it.

It's already wrapped. You walk up, pick the bread, pick the spread. Oh, you've talked about this before. This is a bit. There's all kinds of different breads. There's all kinds of different jellies. It's a really good idea. Fluff.

Fluff? All kinds of stuff. All kinds of bananas. Chocolate fluff. Honey. Bananas, honey, yeah. All kinds of Nutellas. Get out of here.

Whatever you want. Those are more expensive, though. Well, you should do Nutella and marshmallow, but make it grilled. Oh, you can get, oh yeah. Wait, pick the bread, pick the spread, 50 cents, get it on toast instead. Because it's 50 cents to get it toasted. But there's also like standard things. Like you walk up and you're like, let me get the original.

And it's just classic grape jelly, peanut butter, white bread with a bag of chips and a soda. Somebody try this. Two bucks. Right? Somebody try this idea I'm serious, do fluff Nutella On toast but put graham crackers In the sandwich We'll offer that Have you ever seen the Great American Food Truck Race? Like it's just food trucks that just race

And they race them Are you serious? No, they go all over and they sell food But they sell food. But they sell their stuff for a lot of money. I bet you can get six bucks for that. And boom,

goes the dynamite. Six bucks for what? The sandwich, the chips, and the soda. No, my food truck's not going to be about profit, Joe. No, it's about the people.

It's going to be about feeding mediocre food truck food to the people. All right. The hungry people. I love food trucks. You don't do chips, though. This is when I retire. You need not chips, something else. The hungry people. I love food trucks. You don't do chips, though. This is when I retire.

You need to do something else, not chips. Asparagus fries. Fresh asparagus fries, boys. We're doing fresh asparagus. No more PB&Js. This is just the fresh asparagus truck now. Well, milk, but I've been talking about another food. You get a burger and fries, but you just eat a peanut butter and jelly.

What goes with PBJ? Nothing. I think chips, right? Chips. No. Barbecue chips. No, you put that government cheese. Why do they always put the piece of cheese with the peanut butter and jellies in school?

What kind of drugs do you take? I think we've gotten well off course. Does anybody know? I think we need gotten well off course. Does anybody know? I feel like we've forgotten what we're doing. They were like, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches aren't healthy school lunches. Put a piece of fake oil cheese in there

for health. Whose turn is it to play a tape? Yours. Is it really my turn? Jerk. Is it really? Yeah. Jesus Christ, we've been waiting forever. I'm turn? Jerk. Is it really? Yeah. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. We've been waiting forever. I'm waiting for you. Reel it in, man. Tighten your game up. Yeah. $3.33. Get a clue. You got a screw loose or something.

Or perhaps $3.33. He's got a screw loose like he's crazy, right? $3.33. I think it's $3.33. Yeah. Just say that, Mike. Well, this isn't how it's written the tape is called just a dip

no why just a dip no why is that all one sentence just a dip comma no why on zang so that's someone someone else said I'm gonna take a dip and you're like just a dip no why

on zang you going to take a dip. And you're like, just a dip? No, why? No, why? All right. On Zang. You going swimming? Just a dip. No, why? I believe $3.33 is like a producer. And then there's like other like musicians on the cassette. Oh, all right.

You know what I'm getting at? I know what you're getting at. I think I see what you mean. He runs the boards. So it's like. It's like Rick Rubin. Yeah, exactly. It's like Rick Rubin. Yeah, exactly. It's like Steve Albini. Steve Albini.

Working on the beats. All right, go ahead. All right, $3,000. I don't use a compressor. Let me get my compressor. That prank doesn't even bother me alright well let's get into it I dig this do you want compressor?

I don't use a compressor I've said this before but I always enjoy a clear shell with a little bit of white text on both sides. So when you put it up... Two's great, but three's a crowd. What label is this on again? Zang.

That's like Tang, but you get it at the dollar store. You get it at the 50 cent store. D-Z-A-N-G, I believe. It's got like a rat for a logo. It's just like a rat going like this with a muscle. Making a muscle. It's just like a rat going like this with a muscle. Making a muscle. It's called Zang. But a cute rat.

Not like a beat up old one. No, no. Scary if you're a kid. I'm very high and I just kind of need this interaction to be over. What are we doing right now? $3.33. 33 cents. Thank you. I'm on a trip. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm clear, I'm done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, I love you. That was $3.33. Hey. Joby, what do you got?

Hey, you guys. Who's that? I hope I'm stuck in the skee-ball game. Joby, what do you got? I went inside to get the ball, and now I'm stuck. I'm going to play this Dreamboat tape. The Doom Sessions, Volume 1. What label is this on again?

Blackwire Music. All right, let's get into it. 2016. Thank you. so so so so so Thank you. so so Thank you. so so so so so so I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. The dreamboat dreamboat joe you are such a dreamboat thanks dave you are Buzzer. Dreamboat.

Dreamboat. Joe, you are such a dreamboat. Thanks, Dave. You are. Tapes in the... Thanks for noticing. That just makes me feel pretty good. We kind of went right into it there.

You think I didn't notice your hair today? Yeah. See, Dave notices the little things. I provided him the tie for the hair to hold it up. Look at him getting all jealous. Because I was like, Joe, you look really good with your hair up. I like it down, but you look good with it up too. This was a little hot.

The Doom Sessions Volume 1 cassette. Who put that out? I don't remember now. Open it up again. Is this it? That's not it. Here it is. See you later. What's BW stand for? Very professional stuff going on right now.

Upside down. We shouldn't make mistakes. This logo is so small, I can't see that. Oh, wait. Is it Buckwire, maybe? Buckwire music? Let me see it now. I don't think I had a problem pronouncing it at all. I think it's Buckwire, right? Or is it Buckwire music? Let me see it now. I don't think I had a problem pronouncing it

at all. I think it's Buckwire, right? Or is it Buckwild? It's Blackwire. Oh, is it? I'm sorry. Everything's going to blurry. We should have made mistakes, but that one was a beauty. What did I say? You said Blockmeyer. Well, what is

it? Blackwire. That's what I said. Blackwire. Blockmemeyer that's exactly what i said you need you need to take your greenies your reds and your blueys i did forget a few of my yellows today that's what kind of drugs do you take beta blockers that was a good one though edition of 30 i believe that came out this is like uh some sort of improv collaborative troupe from Jolly Old London Town. Oh, London Town. That's a good city. Jolly Old London Town.

Hey, guys. All righty. Davey, take me home tonight. Davey boy. Taking you guys home? No, I'm going to take you home, brother. Yeah, but he's taking me home, but you're going to drop me off. This is the penultimate. I'm responsible for the penult you're going to drop me off. This is the penultimate.

I'm responsible for the penultimate. The penultimate. Shut up. Dave's doing something important. It's the penultimate. Dad's out cassette. Is that a future sport? Is what a future sport? The penultimate.

Second to last. You know, in the future, that's a game that people watch the pen ultimate the pen ultimate it's like it sounds like a golf thing but they have to use pens welcome welcome to the pen Buddy, you don't get the bit. What are you playing, Dave? Penultimate. Get your shit together. Get your life together. Oh, if anyone's listening, get your life together.

Yeah, seriously. Stop joking around. Life isn't a big party. You know, you got to go out there and knock them dead, kid. Well, that's just not fair, is it? Ali Arnie. You watch your mouth! Ali Arnie.

You watch your mouth! Movia. You watch your mouth! On Preservation. You watch your mouth! Music Australia. Yeah, man, this is a good tape. Preservation. You watch your mouth! Music Australia. Yeah, man.

Hand that over. This is a good tape. We played another tape off this label last episode. I can't remember who it was, though. Who was it? I can't remember. Michael, this is all very confusing. This time it all gets very confusing.

I'm getting really, really tired. You know what this cover... You know what? That's what makes this podcast real. You're not afraid to admit that you're just done. You're just done. Stop talking about it. Play the fucking tape. Dave wants to go home.

Dave, hold on. I got you. Lean back. Yeah, I took the art. There you go. All right. Hey, Dave, check out this... Dave, what do you think of it?

What do you think about this cover? Yeah, I took the art. Yeah, what do you think about the blue here? Yeah, I dig the art. There you go. Hey, Dave, check out this. Dave, what do you think of it? What do you think about this cover? Yeah, I dig the art. Yeah, what do you think about the blue here? Yeah, I dig the art. Okay, what do you think about the gray? Oh, you don't like that one. I like the gray. The blue?

Yeah, I dig the art. Okay. Oh, calm down. Easy, guy. Don't get too excited. Dave, just relax. This cover, though, seriously. I just like to watch you guys.

It looks kind of like you're playing a game on your phone where you have to rearrange a bunch of shapes to make one cohesive shape. There's a bunch of circles and a bunch of weird shapes and a bunch of rectangles. You need to move them all around to make the pattern. The picture of the giraffe. I want to play it right now.

It's not working, though. This rocket doesn't have any batteries on it. That's not how it works. Whoa, who was that? Too scary. Dave, are you still alive over there?

We're just waiting for you. You don't know what to do. You're so stupid. All you got to do is play it That's just not fair is it That's stupid That prank doesn't even bother me Moment Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. so

so so so so so so so Thank you. so so so so Thank you. so so You thought that was part of the tape, didn't you? I didn't. I got you.

That prank doesn't even bother me. Ali Arni. Mwabia. I believe in, I'm just guessing here, in Finnish, that means plastic. That's stupid. I've been doing a lot of translating tonight. Yeah, you love translating. It's one of my, you know, it's a skill of mine.

I'm just good at it. What did you tell me to Google Translate the other day? No, I told you you should start a project called Google Translate. Oh, no. No, I think I said that. Well, that's debatable. Then you told me to Google Translate that into Chinese, and then that's the name of the project.

Yeah, so Google Translate. Yeah. That's on preservation. And then we high-fived. Then we high-fived like eight times, really fast, like harder than anyone normally high fives like really hard like really awesome

edition of 100 C30 and I believe so available Dave's just gonna watch us alright you ready to take this out take me walk me Dave dropped me off you're gonna walk me to the door where did we land on the episode number

yeah Mike get a kiss. 85. Oh, it's good. Oh, my goodness. Who are you all of a sudden? Uh... Uh... Thank you.

Yuri Shiro on... We can make mistakes. Constellation... Or no, what's it on? Yeah, Constellation Tatsu. Or Tatsau. I don't really know how to say it. But this tape, I believe... What are you trying to tell me?

I'm seeing a release date here of May 23rd. So this should be up May 22nd of the Year of Our Lord 2016. Wait, wait, wait. What about the international timeline? Well, we'll have to figure that timeline? Obama will figure that out.

So this... I don't know much about who this is. I don't know anything about it. I see it's their 67th release. I wonder if we have their 69th. Does anyone have that over there? Radio silence. We're not trying to bite your bit um you are so episode 85 thanks to dwarf craft

devices for sponsoring tonight's being real cool and being real cool dwarfcraft.com use a coupon code staggs2016 get 10 off anything in that store you're gonna love it Thanks to East of the Valley Blues For their very Canadian intro Dave thanks for surviving tonight Joe B Thanks Same to you You're welcome

Let's end it up here Yorishiro from One Or capital I One of those On Constellation Tatsu Is there serifs? Well that's just not fair is it? One. Or capital I. One of those. On Constellation Tatsu. Is there seraphs? Well, that's just not fair, is it?

Guys. Alright, I'm not going to do it. Alright, let's end the show. Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you. Shadows of our lives Thanks for watching! Shadows of forest lights I'm not sure. One ring and shouts of forest light Oh Thank you. so so Thank you.