Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #86 | 6.12.16

Episode Date: June 12, 2016

M. Sage, H. Takahashi, Dang Olsen Dream Tape, Kevin Winter, Bonnie Prince Billy, Matt Christensen, My Cat is an Alien, Mark McGuire, Dibson T. Hoffweiler, TALsounds, Ragamatic, Jöns, and Endless Chasm.

this episode come on quit razzing me alright cool out I'm getting there this episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Stumptown Printers a new advertiser tonight Dave and Joe

I like Stumptown Printers I like Stumptown Printers a lot I have been a fan for let's see several years since 1999 when they opened up sometime printers in case you don't know a worker cooperative print shop in portland oregon i thought you were gonna say worker placement game mike i thought we were getting into what did you think i was gonna say i thought we were gonna get into some game talk dave loves game talk now i love they do all dave loves games suntown printers i actually use them

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That's not what my winks sound like. Dave, give me some reverb. That's not what your winks sound like? Not right now. Not right now? No. Oh, Dave said no. We have to save it.

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a note that says tabs i'll send this all right sometimes that's how you get the code that's how you get the code i'm afraid someone's gonna do that you want me to do the song now? Yeah. Stumptown printers for all the stuff you like. This is DJ Outside Space and you are listening to Tabs Out. 32 degrees in the building

big boy tabs out holy shit DJ what's up oh yeah we got the house to ourselves tonight boys we do we're gonna party Joe did you bring your leather jacket Tabzow! Holy shit. DJ, I'm so excited. What's up? Oh, yeah. We got the house to ourselves tonight, boys. We do. We're going to party.

Joe, did you bring your leather jacket? Oh, I got it in the car, baby. I just wasn't sure if I was allowed to bring it in. I was going to say, you're not wearing anything else right now. I was going to tell you, put a jacket on. I'm not naked. Why not a leather one? Tabzow, Jesus Christ.

What a high energy start. Good day, mate. A good day to you. You hear that song? Yeah. metal shuffle yeah my dad used to play out of the car and i thought it was called hit me with a shovel and i would always i was always asking him if i hit me with a shovel cool story dave i like that one tabs out cassette podcast Episode number 86 I believe Dave let me ask you

DJ Outside Space Is that also the Rock from Slovak Are they one character now Or is that two different people Oh it's two different people He's on the later shift Rock from Slovak goes to Midnight And then DJ Outside Space does the Overnight Shift

Can DJ Outside Space have the name The Slovak goes to Midnight and then DJ Outside Space does the Overnight Shift. Can DJ Outside Space have the name the Slovakian Rockian? Like as his other nickname? Yeah. It's a little bit weirder than the Rock and Slovak. Oh boy. So who wants to start this? Dave, put your phone down.

This is some just common etiquette. Common etiquette, huh? I love common etiquette. What's going on tonight, boys? Nothing. I thought we'd play some tip. You don't like uncommon? The etiquette I desire is non-conventional.

Dave, do you want to start tonight? Why don't you get a tip? Or Joby, you want to start tonight why don't you get a tape tip or joe b you want to start tonight whatever one you want to do what do we you know what let me start tonight all right because i got i got i'm heated about something oh i don't like it when you're and i need about your new computer you got a new computer over here do you hear the fan going nope that's because they might hear the fan in the other room that's because... Well, they might hear the fan in the other room. That's because it runs as... This new program's incredible. It's got all the programs on it. Look, it's got all the keys.

It's got all the keys. Painter's tape isn't holding it together. She's ready to go. All systems go, Michael. You know it. Gotta check it every month. Let's go. All right.

I want to talk about this. So I got this new M. Sage tape. M. Sage, as we all know, Matt Sage, who runs Patient Sounds. I believe it's pronounced Matthew. What'd I say? No, I'm just kidding. Gotcha. Did I say Matt Thal again?

No, you said Matt. M. Sage, ripe with typo, cassette on orange milk that he did. Now, I got a little bit of a problem here. What's your beef? On the preview for the artwork, there's these clouds. First of all, I want to talk about- What preview? Was it on the interweb? On the interweb.

Is that what you said? The interweb? Yeah. So you know it was real. I want to take a moment to talk about, though, before we started the show, we were talking about Keith Rankin artwork. Dave, was it you or was it me who said that his computer is just probably a mess? His desktop is a mess with folders that just say like shapes.

No, I think it's highly organized. But there's a lot of them. Oh, like when you turn it on. It's just like rows and rows of folders. It's like 1994, like a computer. It's a couple screens. Oh, he's got three monitors. I say he has two like uh the regular

like up-to-date long uh you know monitors and then one really old one okay that's the one that he works on the other ones are constantly screensavers he's working over here um so anybody has clouds doors windows animals invisible doors yeah where it's, you don't see anything on any of the files. Landscape. Landscape. Mountainscape. So anyway, this is a stage change. Mouse door.

Keep going. Don't stop. Keep doing that. One of these clouds on there is like, it has this cool melting effect, right? And that was my, I saw that and I go, I was going to buy the tape anyway. How long does this usually take? And I said, I want to said, I need this tape. I need this tape specifically for that cloud.

Because you like that? That was the only reason I was buying it. It comes and they changed the artwork. They changed it. The cloud's not melting anymore. Well, that was just a preview. Yeah, a preview of what? Of dreams to be broken?

That's stupid. I didn't like it. I like this one. You like that one better than, huh? This is a good cover. If I didn't know there was a melting cloud there, Mike, I would still really like that. Sorry about that.

Oh, it's still pretty good. It's a little froggy. It's like a secret world in like a Super Mario Bros. 2 maybe. That was a bootleg, right? That looks like... Have you ever played that game 3D World Runner? It came on regular Nintendo? No. It came with 3D glasses?

What? It came with 3D glasses? It came with 3D glasses. It's like a 2D scroller, but it's three-dimensional, so you're running straight ahead. It's not a view from the side. You have to jump over cliffs and stuff like that and fight a big snake.

If you hit select, it would go into 3D mode so it would look all blurry. You had to put your 3D glasses on. Talk about technology. That was a good game. What does that have to do with anything? It looks like that level. The artwork looks like that.

Yeah, I dig the art. Let's get into here with something off of side. Let's look. Impering is tight. Let's go off of side. Alright, MCH, Rifle of Typo. Orange Milk Records. 2016. Here comes something for you. Well, see you later. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so

uh Thank you. so so I'm going to make a hole in the bottom of the box. I will make a hole in the bottom of the box. I will make a hole in the bottom of the box. I will make a hole in the bottom of the box. I will make a hole in the bottom of the box. Matthew Sage. I am Sage. Kill on it.

Yeah, man. That tape is really good, man. It is a really good tape. Melting Cloud or not. I got to say, without the Melting Cloud, it's... Well, that's just not fair, is it? It's not fair. It's not fair, Mr. R.

But they took it away from me anyway. M.C. is right for a typo. Cassette on orange milk. I believe it sold out. It came out with a tight batch. Well, see you later. Just like that, it was gone. So, you can probably still, like, you know, if you're a downloader,

if you're a modern-day pirate. No, don't do the pirate bit. Don't segue into the pirate bit. That wasn't a segue. I said no to that. I forgot about the pirate bit. That wasn't a segue into it. Now that you got me thinking about it, though.

Okay, Joe B. It's where Mike's also a real pirate. But he also pirates music But he talks in a pirate voice You would like it a lot I'm not going to do it But you would like it a lot Alright, I'm going to play Me and Dave are going to play a double shot

Double shot Tuesdays Oh yeah? Two's great, but three's a crowd I got another character That's why we're not going to play three tapes I got another character I just do one of them around going to play three tapes. I got another character. I just do one of them around the house. Who's the guy who knows everything about cars, but he still takes his car to a mechanic,

but they always fuck up. But he's always like, I could do it myself, but I'd send it there anyway. The ways this usually takes. And the one thing he always says is, they told me I needed new tires. I said, buddy, I can hide Lincoln's head in my treads. That's the one line I would say line That's what you do these days Yeah Alright

That's pretty good Alright who's go go Play a tape I'm gonna play this tape By H Takahashi Called Body Trip I know what this is On Constellation Tatsu

Tatsu And I'm gonna play How do you say it How do you say words I don't Words are crazy I'm gonna play My turn

My turn Second track off the A side. Second track off the A side, Dave. Second track off the A side. Just relax. Exactly, Dave. I like the art on this one. You did. Wait a minute.

Hold on. Yeah, I dig the art. Go ahead. Three is softball. I like that. Just a little pink rectangle. And which tape is this? Oh, is that the one Joe's playing?

Yeah. It's a fucking cassette tape. I know what it is. H. Takahashi. Yes. Body trip tape. Yeah, I don't know much about this guy. I think we've played something from this project before.

I have a feeling, based on Google searching, I have a feeling. that he's also an architect. Oh. That's like designed buildings and such. You think this is the same guy? Yes. All right. Yes, I do. I'm confident in that. that he's also an architect oh that's like designed like buildings and such you think oh yeah same guy yes all right yes i do i'm confident in that he's pretty confident i'm confident that's pretty cool i am pretty cool you're quite a hacker it is cool yeah you know

i you don't hack do you well this new program is incredible i know which tape are you gonna play dave i'm gonna play this dang olsen dream tape dang dang olsen dream so it's called olsen dream tape you're like i'm gonna play this dang olsen dream tape dang olsen dream tape is the name of the project i'm gonna play this damn dang olsen dream tape cassette yeah dang i think is this person's name that cover looks crazy dang yeah i think his name is dang wayne olsen that's pretty good from toledo ohio i've never met a dang before so it's like dream tape is like it's like dang olsen dream it's kind of like um what's dang like david coverdale's white snake i know what i'm

talking about i know what i'm talking about you think his full name is dango dango no i think it's like dangle wayne olsen get right over here dangle Dangle. Danglestein Wayne Olsen, march your little hiney right in here right now. Get your tush in here. Get your tukus over here. He's always in trouble. What, Mom? I'm making a dream tape. You put down those dream tapes.

This tape is called. Dangleus Wayne Olsen. This tape is called Zonk. Zonk. Zonk. Zonk. Zonk. Zonk.

Zonk. Zonk. Zonk. Zonk. I was looking at this. You know what I really like about this? The Zonk name? Zonk. Zonk. Zonk. Zonk. Yeah. Zonk. Yeah. I was looking at this. You know what I really like about this? The Zonk name? Zonk. This design. I did that Matt regular.

Yeah, I did the art. I did that Matt regular tape on 2AM and I drew a little ghost like peeking out of the, from behind a mountain. He's scary. On the cover. I like that this tape has a little guy peeking out from behind the trees. Oh, he was a cute little guy. See, I'm not scared of him.

Let me see. I want to see what I'm not scared of. I don't find that scary at all. Look at this. What is that? Is that like, are those trees down there? Or is that like a sea of like grapes? You're crazy.

I would say that's like a sea of grapes. What are you trying to tell me, Charlie? Look at this. And what is this vortex up here? Oh, that did. No, that's too scary. scary that's scary you're saying this isn't too scary this like clown head thing way too scary this person makes crazy art i was about their stuff oh really yeah some uh if you go to their website i love crazy google dang olsen dream tape and you'll you'll find it is this let ask you a question. What release number is this?

Dave. Wait, wait, wait. First Joe. What's yours? First Joe. 68. I know last time we played 67. Dave, what's yours? You want to take a guess? Really? Just tell me. You want me to tell you? Yeah.

What is it? It's 69. No. Yeah. Wait a minute. Not the 69. The 69. Oh, heavens to Betsy, it is.

What a winner. Well, let's play these. Let's do a double shot. A tabs out double shot. Yeah. Joe, I'll let you go first. Oh, all right. Cool. I'll play it.

We're going to play yours first. Takahashi, Body Trip Cassette, and Dang Olsen Dream Tape, Zonk. Two new ones. There. Take it. I got it. Jesus Christ. What do you mean?

I'm just standing there holding it. For the listening audience,e maybe reached out a foot no you didn't i was right here you didn't reach out at all you're just staring at me but not even doing anything i was first of all i was admiring you this isn't beanbag beanbag michael wasn't even fully extended and you went oh i did you poop a little bit i I didn't poop. All we're doing is arguing about the most stupid shit. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 No! I want to play Lord of the Rings. That's like buying a game. I want to play Lord of the Rings. You have to buy the game, Dave.

How much do your games cost? About that. Yeah. Lord of the Rings? What's that? That's a living card game. So you know what cards are... We're back. We're back. Oh, we're back. H. Takahashi, Body Trip

Cassette, and Dang Olsen Dream Tape Zonk. I don't... I'm going to back up a little bit on saying that person's name is really dang. I'm going to go with Dan now. I'm't, I'm going to back up a little bit on saying that person's name is really dang. I'm going to go with Dan now. I'm flipping the script. Okay. Because I see, because I was looking at the art he made and I said, man, I'm looking at this art and that reminds me

of something. And if you buy this, the batch, the spring batch from Constellation Tatsu, it comes with a print and the print, the artwork is just as bonkers. I'm showing a little heel, boys. Whoa! Boy, yo, yo, yo, yo.

Getting loose over here. I've never seen that much of your foot before. Let me see, Dave. It's too late. It's too late. Yeah, you missed the show. I just like to watch you guys. Print by Dan Olson.

That's who I think it is. Oh, that's how you got to the bottom of that mystery. I'm going to play a tape. We'll do a little detective work. It's a fucking cassette tape. Kevin Winter, C23. How do you make your voice sound like that? I don't know.

On a label called Nostroika, maybe? Nostroika. Joe, that was perfect. Say it again. Nestorica. Label from New Jersey. I'm going to tell you right now, I don't really know much about this label. They sent us two tapes. They sent us this and a road gray

tape, I think. This is their fifth release. But I'm going to say I like this label a lot, simply because on their little about me thing on their band camp, it says a knuckleball label. A knuckleball label. A knuckleball label making tapes and vinyl. Where is a knuckleball label?

I like knuckleheads. I love knuckleheads. I love goofballs. So I'm looking at that, and I'm thinking, that's for me. That's for me. I look at that, and I say, that's something that puts two things that I like together, and they present it to me. I'm going to like that. And I'm going to like it. And I'm going gonna do things with it that i enjoy it fun is fun

i like having it how long does this usually take kevin winner who uh i don't know if he still does the project two six seven three oh yeah yeah yeah that's like okay oh we thought that uh yeah i thought that name was really familiar. I love this tape. It's just the cover. The cover's got like a black. It's black and white. You know, black background. Just white text.

It's like white image of like what? Something going on in the fog? Yeah. That fog's scary. I like when you flip the J card over. You look on the inside. It's just got these white lines going through it. Like maybe the printer fucked up But probably not

Too scary You want to get into this? Something off the B side Kevin Winner C23 Cassette on the Storka Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. so at once boom boom manually kevin winter kevin winters you know what he's doing c23 cassette nastorka pick that shit up man nastorka uh joe b what was that show that me and you played with

with uh kevin winner at the dude who lived at the house as he was like his name was something what do you call himself butchie oh oh he's name, his name was... Machete? No. No, he... Machete. No, he called himself Machine. Machine. And when he introduced... This guy introduces himself to Joe, he goes, hey, I'm Machine. And Joe says back with no hesitation... Hammer, right?

No, he said, I'm Gear. I'm Gear. Got him. It was like a RoboCop cartoon. That was weird. Yeah. That was weird. That was weird. There was that dog that was like a dick, right cartoon uh that was weird yeah that was weird there was that dog that was like a dick right he pooped yeah he woke up and i was like poop next to us end it there that's good all right what do you got joe um did shit right next to us ate everyone's food if you walked

away that's stupid i'm gonna play this bonnie Billy tape On Drag City I got this at Rainbow the other day Oh yeah? Pretty cool Obama's gonna arrest us if you play that Why? That's high profile Copyright I like that Drag City puts pretty much everything they put out

You can get it on every format MP3 The FLACC's Yeah. Yeah. I like that Drag City puts pretty much everything they put out, you can get it on every format. Every format. MP3, the FLACs. FLAC. FLAC file. Bitmap. They got bitmap. Vinyls.

Vinyls. Vinyls, huh? CDs. CDs. Old round ones. Or tape. Or tape. Just those formats.

That's a lot of formats. That's a lot. That's enough. That's a lot of formats. That's enough that you're doing all the good ones. So this tape's called Pond Scum. You should be proud of yourself. And it's a collection of formats That's enough That's enough that you're doing all the good ones So this tape is called Pond Scum You should be proud of yourself And it's a collection of BBC recordings

Peel Sessions I'm Guile Bridgetooth And all the songs are like faith related Slow down hold on there So I'm going to play the first track Off the second side Which is a cover song Of a Yogananda song

Oh yeah? Yeah I'm going to like this When thy song flows through me Let's play it Hand that over here Let me take a look at it He's playing Next Month with Bitchin' Bajas

Yeah, I took the art That's so weird Yeah At Union Transfer Have you heard the record? They did a record together. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

You told me about that. Oh, really? I forgot. It's weird. But the show is going to be one set solo from each of them and then one set together. Okay. When's that? Next month sometime.

24th, I think. July 24th. Union Transfer, be there. Will Oldham always looks like he's about to wipe his forehead. Like he's about to furiously wipe his brow. He's always on the verge of it in every picture. He's about to go like... He's about to go...

And wipe his brow. Let me see. But he never gets to it. He's just always on the... Yeah, you're right. He's always on the edge of it. You're right. Keeps me on the edge of my seat.

Let's play a little bit from this tape. You said this is old BBC stuff? That's various. On Drag City? Different. BBC. All right. Well, let's get into this.

Here we go. Bonnie Prince Billy. Bonnie Prince Billy, Pond Scum on Drag City. Sounds like some Hillbilly noise. Oh, I can't wait. You got me all excited. Oh, life is sweet. Oh, life is sweet.

And death a dream. And death a dream. When thy song flows through me, my Lord, when thy song flows through me, then health is sweet, then health is sweet, sickness a dream, sickness a dream. When thy song flows through me, my Lord, when thy song flows through me, then joy is sweet, then joy is sweet. Sorrow they dream When thy song Flows through me, my Lord When thy song Flows through me Then praise is sweet

Then praise is sweet, then praise is sweet And blame a dream, and blame a dream When thy song flows through me my lord when thy song flows through me he'll never get you like I get you bonnie billy hey bonnie billy

hey look who it is fucking bonnie billy pond scum his name isn't as cool when you just call him Bonnie Billy. He's the prince. Bonnie Prince Billy. Sounds cool. The prince. Bonnie Billy.

What did I have to say? I knew that shit on there was old, but I didn't know what it's like. Some of it's from 1994. Yeah, because some of those's from uh 1994 yeah because some of those songs are uh palace brothers songs before he went by the 90s bonnie prince billy i love the 90s all right i love the 90s what's your favorite 90 60 90 60 easily easily get out of here easily all right come on pond scum hey bonnie hey, Bonnie. Hey, Bonnie Billy. Old Pond Scum Bonnie Billy. Come on, Dave.

Before I start teasing you, too. Come on, man. What are we doing? Is it my turn? No, it's your turn, Dave. Oh. I was waiting for somebody else to go. What a dummy.

What a total dummy. You turkeys are crazy. What a total dummy. Dave, you are too upset. I'm going to play. Don't take my character. Good day, mate. I had something in my throat. I think I'm missing a tape.

I'm looking for a tape and I think I'm missing it. I should have had four and I only have two. We played one already. I'm going to play something else. We did the double shot. That's right. We did do the double shot. I'm going to play this Matt Christensen tape

That came out on Hairy Spider Legs Too scary No just scary enough No Joe I want to talk about this Hairy Spider Legs aren't scary I think you should take back that too scary I think it's just scary enough

Because it's like Halloween I don't know man I don't like spiders. Anything can happen on Halloween. Who likes hairy spider legs? Touching you at night? No. That's my favorite time. Nighttime is my favorite time.

My old hit. Nighttime is my favorite time. Oh, nighttime is my favorite time. Nighttime, woo, is my favorite time. All right. Mike's getting a little carried away. Show me the money. Show me the money, Dave.

Reel it in, Mike. Well, it was a hit, Dave. Matt Christensen. You just don't get it. Matt Christensen, Your Other Hope. Your Other Hope. Harry Spiderling. Harry Spiderling.

Edition of 75. Edition of 75. Edition of 75. The art is good. I like the art. Pass it to Robbie, the judge of that. You knuckleball. I like how the art is cropped out with this white band that goes all the way around the bottom. Oh, white band all the way around the bottom of the entire J card.

I've never seen anything like it before. It's very good does it go on the inside too dave uh yeah well it turns into a whole the whole thing's white so yeah that counts it spills in yeah yeah like milk yeah oh i hate milk it's a flood of white hold on you hate milk yeah milk's gross all cereal no i Do you eat cereal? No, I don't eat cereal. Not even dry? No, I'm not. I did when I was a kid. All right, fair enough.

You don't like a nice bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? No. No, milk's gross. What? Raisin Bran. Raisin? Well, that's good, too. You don't like kid cereal?

Kid cereal's delicious. Not Cinnamon Toast Crunch. What do you like? I like Frosted Mini Wheats. Yeah, Frosted Mini Wheats would be good. Especially when the frosting stays on there after they've been in the bowl for a long time. I hate when all the frosting comes off

and it's just all soggy. I like it to be soggy, but still have that thick, crunchy coating of frosting on it. You are listening to Serial Talk. Wait, is this the podcast Serial? This is Serial. Is that what that's like i never had to be

that was pretty good yeah play that no wonder it's a computer play cereal again please and then lucky charms cereal episode two fruit loops brought to you by high point all right matt christiansen your other hope We know anything else about this? Look at the logo on Harry's spider legs. I didn't see it. I think it's an LP that has Harry's. Wait, but there's only two legs, right? No, well. You win some, you lose some.

A couple of them broke off. Now that, Dave, that. It's great, but it frees the crowd. It's too scary. It's too scary. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Man, that put the polish on my shoes. Oh, yeah. That was fantastic.

What a great time. Heaven. It was heaven. That was tight, man. I, yeah. That was fantastic. What a great time. Heaven. It was heaven. That was tight, man. I enjoyed that. That was really good. Matt, what was it? Matt Christensen? I feel like we've played a Matt Christensen tape before. Really? I feel like we have.

That name was really familiar to me. But either way, man. I'm probably going to be going on the internet. I'm probably going to... I'm probably... We can make mistakes the internet. I'm probably going to... I'm probably... We can make mistakes. It's true. We can. Alright. My turn. Me's turn.

You know what? Let's play this. All systems go, Michael. This is a name that I feel like you heard a lot in one period of time, and that I haven't heard too much lately is what I feel. I agree.

My cat is an alien. What? Is that in a Brad pack? You know what? I want to talk about that, actually. Let's, let's, let me. Yeah, I was going to ask the same thing. Fellas, fellas, fellas, quit ganging up on me.

All right? Stop. Blah, blah Fellas, fellas, fellas. Quit ganging up on me. All right? Stop. Gelba, My Cat is an Alien split. Part of the Tape Crash series on a little label called Old Bicycle. Old Bicycle. That's their theme song. You hear every time you say the name Old Bicycle. Old Bicycle. It happens. theme song. You hear every time you say the name Old Bicycle. Old Bicycle.

It happens. Sometimes with a laugh. Sometimes original. But that happens every time you say Old Bicycle. Old Bicycle. And, you know, this is a duo. Maurizio. Italy, right?

Roberto. Italy? Yeah, from Torino, Italy. Formed in... Torino. Torino. Torino. Oh, you get the best spaghetti there.

This is the... They've been jamming since 1997. Yeah, it's a long time, right? Oh! That got somebody either scared or excited or something. Something's going on. Gotcha. And I remember there was a time when there was a lot of stuff coming out. A lot. Splits, collaborations, right? I feel like it's very sparse now. I'm not really sure why. But let's get to this packaging. gotcha um and i remember you know there was a time when there was a lot of stuff coming down a

lot splits collaborations right it's very sparse now i'm really sure why but let's get to this packaging it looks like a brad pack charlie what are you trying to tell me but if you look inside it says sp blanks hmm i don't think this might be a you know what what? Oh, I know. Yeah, Stumptown Printers, blanks. Yeah. Stumptown Printers. We've had this conversation before. Yeah, yeah. We have, haven't we? Yeah. Dave, back me up.

We've had this conversation before. Last time I think it was me, and I was confused. Okay, so this is legit. It's legit. It's not a bootleg. Not a bootleg. Tight. They did a nice job with the printing.

It looks... They do a good job at Stumptown Printers. Dot com. Dot com. Oh, very nice job with the printing. They do a good job at StumptownPrinters.com. Very nice plug, Joby, for tonight's sponsor. All right, well, let's get into the My Cat is an Alien side of this split. Tape Crash Series number 15. Something from the... Like a split sausage?

That is a little inside humor. All right, let's get some outdoor play with this Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © B Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I think it was a face. You know, like, my cat is an alien. Oh, yeah, always a face. That was spooky scary. Spooky scary. Too scary, almost. That was too scary.

Split with Galba on that old bicycle. I'm walking on sunshine. I'm walking on sunshine. Dave's walking on sunshine. I said listen, buddy. I can hide Lincoln's head in my treads, alright? I don't think I need new tires. Okay?

Alright. Joe B. Go, boy! Alias the Beekeeper. What do you want to do? Do you want to? I'm going to ask you a question. Answer me this question three. Stop ganging up on me! Would you like to play a tape?

Yes. What do you got? What do you got? I'm going to play... I'm going to play the Mark McGuire tape. That I also got a rainbow. Dave, make sure we're recording, because this is going to be a good one. And we are back.

New Mark McGuire Beyond Belief on Dead Oceans. You can't believe it. What is the point of being in front, one side of belief and then beyond it? What has to happen? To be beyond belief. I would say like a Dracula you would believe, but a Dracula tap dancing? That'd be beyond belief. That's beyond belief. No, he a dracula you would believe but a dr a dracula uh tap dancing that'd be beyond belief that's beyond belief no he tap dances all the time brontosaurus playing the piano no he ballroom ballroom dances who does dracula but not tap not tap a little jazz so

well good little soft shoe yeah but not tap that would be dumb but like you know ito man it would be beyond belief though you would say right yeah it would be like what what i was just making an example of something that wouldn't be beyond belief like macho man got into a bar fight i was gonna say that's that would be inappropriate to say totally i don't believe oh okay that's not even to belief yet it's so believable yeah it's believable yeah but something beyond belief beyond now if godzilla got into a bar fight um that's beyond like a huge bar with other like like he went come on mike think about this godzilla like he didn't have your smash the building going into a human bar he went into a human bar he like went in the door

and the piano player just stopped he went to the bar and he had some drinks And then he had a bar fight Too many drinks if you ask me That's beyond belief That's beyond belief Hand me this tape Hold on I'm gonna play I don't know I had it queued up

I think it's the A side Might be second or third track Don't remember Let me see it They're all good though Who did this artwork? I don't know You didn't do your research Joe B Let's see it They're all good though Who did this artwork? I don't know You didn't do your research, Joe B

Let's see here A baby mechanic That'd be on Beyond Belief, Dave I didn't know, Dave, if you were continuing the Beyond Belief bit Or, alternatively You were saying a baby mechanic designed the art for this I'm imagining a baby in its diaper with grease all over it and like a wrench there's some sort of overall he's also got a laptop working on the

artwork for this tape i'm talking about like a 30 year old man that does work on babies with like tools and stuff tools like and stuff. What kind of work? You know, flat tires. Body work. Flat tires, transmission. Like car work on babies. On babies. That's beyond belief.

All right. This is getting ridiculous. Whoa. And this is happening in our country, isn't it? Because of Obama. Every day. Because of Obama. We got to stop him.

We'll get to it. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. All right, Mark McGuire. I always like when it's like the people that are not even getting up off the couch that say that. We got to stop them. We got to stop them. How do you know they're not getting off the couch? You don't know anything about their lives.

Because that's the only place you've ever seen them. On the couch. Sitting on the couch. Complaining about Obama. You drive them around for work, so you would know. All right. Mark McGuire, Beyond Belief. Everybody knows Mark McGuire, Cleveland dude.

Emeralds. Emeralds. A little project called Emeralds. A little project called Emeralds. A little project called Emeralds. A little project called Emeralds. We could have had that go over a little bit. It could could have went longer i feel like it would have went into like a wizard of oz thing i let off go the emerald city it's a whole tie-in bit

you get some sponsors the tin man falls down while he's dancing oh forget about it scarecrow tries to pick him up, then he falls down. You think we could travel with that? With that production? A little project called Emeralds? And those scary flying monkeys come in and carry everybody along. Like a live show? Let's cast it right now.

Alright. Let's cast it right now. I'm going to say for Mark McGuire, Mark McGuire, I'm going to say Martin Short. Martin Short. Oh, you're older. Alright. now all right let's get it right now who's i'm gonna say for mark mcguire mark mcguire i'm gonna say um martin short martin short all right what are we talking about the traveling live production of a little project called emeralds okay and who's mark mcguire play well martin short is playing the role of mark mcgu. I like that. And then there's some Wizard Oz. You can do some other ones,

but I don't want to. Who's the wizard? Okay, okay. Let's just play the Mark McGuire tape. You can play that tape. Scotty Irving is the wizard. I'm out. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. go mark mcguire beyond belief. I want to say one last thing about

a little project called Emeralds show. You know who plays Steve Hallstroud? How do you say his name? Steve Hallstroud? Yeah, that's it. You know who plays him? Who? No, I don't. Martin Short as well, because Martin Short, my friend,

is playing everyone. He's playing everybody. Yes, like Eddie Murphy and the Clumps. He's playing all. Like Eddie Murphy and the Clumps. He's playing all of them. We just watched that. Night Professor. It's horrible. Yeah. It's really bad. The Eddie Murphy one.

You and Dave just watched it. It's really bad. Really bad. The Clumps is the funniest part and it's not that funny. I think, yeah, okay. When they're farting at the table. Well, they fart. Hercules. That's the funniest part and it's not that funny I think uh yeah When they're like farting at the table Well they fart That's the funniest part Well that sounds very funny

That's the best part Now I want to watch it Alright my turn I get to go This is my turn Who played that tape You did It's Dave's turn Don't get all excited

Go ahead Dave what do you got? Come on. Let me be excited, fellas. Come on. Let me be excited. Come on. Let me get excited. Come on. I'm going to play this. Why? Are we done?

Alright, Dave. You know what? No. It's been far too long that I've been goofing off like a knuckleball. I'm done, guys. Are you done? Yeah. All right, Dave. You know what? No. It's been far too long that I've been goofing off like a knuckleball. I'm done, guys. Are you done? Dave, go ahead, and what tape do you want to play? Dibson T. Hoffweiler. Don't get the dip. Oakland to Sebastopol by Dibson T. Hoffweiler.

Sebastopol. Look at this. Are we just saying weird words? Sebastopol. Noinkers. Sebastopol? Sebastopol? Sebastopol. Look at this. We just say in weird words. Sebastopol. Noinkert. Sebastopol. Sebastopol. Sebastopol.

I don't know what that. I've never heard that word spoken. I was there once. I was there once. In Sebastopol? In the, like, 2001. I was maybe 2000. Early 2000s.

Where were you? At a show. And the house that it was at the kid lived with his parents and his parents were in a daycare and the show was in the area where the daycare was. Where they wrangled the kids, yeah.

And there was not enough room and the power blew right away and the show didn't happen. But the two people who put on the show I remember were swingers. They approached some people for a little swing in action. Oh, really? That's the only thing I know about Sebastopol or Sebastopol or whatever.

But why does that remind you of Sebastopol? Because that's where it happened. Oh, and that's a place? That's a place. Yes. You would have to know that that was a place. I didn't know that was a place. Where?

In California. Oh, in California. Oh, that's a good state, too. One of the best. One of the best. One of the best. Thanks for listening, California. So this came out on... Did you do it?

No, they didn't approach me. Oh, God, no. Oh, God, no. They found... I'd do it. I'd do it. Sorry, Dave. Mike needs a baby mechanic

I just remembered that It just came to my head when I heard that I'm sorry I'm sorry for having memories you guys Jesus This came out on full spectrum Full spectrum records And one of these nice little O cards

And additions Littlefield too correct Isn't it like a sub-label? Like a label that's a substitute for it? For a sub underneath of it? Yes, Additions Littlefield. Is it a sub-label or is it a series? No, it is. I think it's both.

As I lick my lips. You know what? It might be. Yeah, because Full Spectrum and Additions Little Field logos are on the spot. There you go. Two shirts of logos. Two's great, but three's a crowd. Two's scary. And who is this?

This is Dipson T. Hoffweiler. That's not a real name, right? Dipson T. Hoffweiler? No. Boys, did you hear Dipson T. Hoffweiler. That's not a real name, right? Dipson T. Hoffweiler. No. No. That's definitely not right. Boys, did you hear Dipson? Boys, do you hear Dipson showing tonight?

That sounds like a guy. That's right. Dipson T. Hoffweiler. Sounds like a guy that invents a blimp. The Hoffweiler. The Hoffweiler blimp. His grandfather made some sort of coating that goes inside the blimp. Yeah.

That's where the Hofweiler money comes from. No, this person's real name is David T. Hofweiler. David T. Dipson T. Hofweiler. Dipson, huh? Dipson. You guys like Mel Dipson? My favorite type of guitar.

Oh, I love Dipsons. I love Mel Dipson. Did you ever see Police Academy with mel dibson so he's like you're you're under arrest what kind of drugs do you take all right let's get into this dibson t ho Hoffweiler. Oakland to maybe Sebastopol? Maybe Sebastopol? Maybe something like that.

Just name it something like, yeah, New York City. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Dibson T. Hoffweiler. Dibson T. Hoffweiler Dibson You know what that To me what that sounds like it would soundtrack Like in like the 70s or 80s Like cartoons that like Braveheart Weren't like done very well They weren't detailed

And it'd be like a mouse trying to like stack up cheese But it keeps failing And it keeps like falling over and stuff and eventually just gives up. I didn't watch those kind of cartoons when I was little. You don't remember those kind of grim cartoons? I watched good ones. I think those are dreams that Mike has.

He thinks they're cartoons. No, honey, those are just your cartoons. The animation wouldn't be perfect to be like, you know, the frames. It'd be like, not like a flip book, but you know. Yeah, like old style. Like the old style. No, we didn't have those.

We had the good ones. Bugs Bunny. That's what I grew up on. Do you guys remember that animated cup character that was on those? At the beginning of the movies, they come out and they're like, turn off your cell phone. No, the animated cup character on Sesame Street. No.

He talked like Captain Beefheart and he would like. Really? Yeah, it was like a cup that moved across the counter but it had a cartoon drawn on it and i think it was on sesame street you sure this isn't something like your parents did come day come watch sesame street dave and they like get behind the kitchen counter and like do this whole thing no i'd so sock puppets and d Dave's favorite characters on. Dave, don't listen for a second. That's not what Sesame Street is? Dave, tune out for a bit. Go into the silent

booth. The foyer. I bet what it was, Joe, and I'm serious. I bet Dave's parents were trying to have sex behind some furniture. They were like, look at this cup. They would pick up the cup and say, look at this cup. And they'd wave it back and forth while they were getting down

to like parent business. And Dave would just sit there and imagine a little stupid Dave just looking at the cup for like probably what? Six, seven minutes? Yeah. Tops. Okay, Dave, come on back, man. How long does this usually take? Alright, what are we playing?

It's your turn. Oh, it's my turn? You're so dumb. You are so dumb so dumb i'm sorry i'm pretty dumb all right towel sounds huh towel sounds huh towel sounds and the towel host like the towel like when you snap somebody with a towel no i love towels sounds you like that sounds like bad boy behavior dave you're not doing that you're not doing that are you oh yeah all the time In the locker room? Yeah, I knock over all the trash cans in there

Then I towel snap people That was you, Dave But not the big kids You know I stayed after Because Mr. Klemenski made me clean all those trash cans out I had to stay late Dave doesn't care I don't care, I'm a bad boy

I can do whatever the fuck I want it affects everyone around you though Dave don't tell my mom I swore I'm not scared but I don't want to hurt her feelings not that I care about her feelings I think it's that you're not scared of the cops but you are

scared of your parents and I think you should be us scared of them. I'm scared of my parents. I ain't scared of my parents. Bad boy stuff, I don't care. Like he's combining afraid and scared. Yeah, exactly. I ain't scared of my parents.

I'll do bad boy stuff in front of them all the time. Jebby, when are we going to get copies of our pulse emitter tape? What do you mean? Let's take care of this first, and then we'll talk about that. We got some... Dave's got some side shit to talk about. Oh. Natalhos.

Natalie... Did I not make them? No. Let's get back on track, boys. Back on track. Come on. Natalie from Goodwill Smith. Who's on tour right now. We'll be. Come on. Natalie from Goodwill Smith. What does this usually take?

She's on tour right now. We'll be playing Delaware next week, right? Yep. Yep. Check on the internet for tour dates. If you guys want to come to Delaware and check it out. Or the other shows. Or the other ones.

She's on tour in various places. Locales. Locales. For the love of Christ. Locations. That's what that's short for. I'll be damned. This was part of a series for Moogfest.

They put out, I'm trying to look for the name here. The series had a name. Music for Intention and Growth. They did this. This one, Inner Travels and Kyle Landstra. That's awesome.

It was a Moog music, Twin Spring tapes collaboration yeah the artwork's fucking lovely does she use a lot of moog synthesizers maybe it'd be funny if no one used any moog stuff is that like an above let me see the cover of that i know what he's gonna ask an above ground pool he wants to yeah that ask. An above ground pool? He wants to know if that's an above ground pool. That's a digital above ground pool, Dave. That's the future. That's the future. No more getting wet when you swim.

Digital. Let me see. It's all digital on your iPhones. Is that pool empty? The pool's never empty. It's digital. There's no need to go outside There's the pool for you

The pool of your future Twin Springs Tapes Yep Ace Hotel Head on over Head on over to the Ace Hotel So you want to play this? let's play this

yeah let's definitely play this come on you jerk Tal sounds Dave you want to curse one time? Dave just give me one bad boy curse and then we'll play the tape F word you better bleep that out

yeah you should bleep that out yeah you should bleep that dang come on dave come on I'm not sure if I'm the only one who's feeling this way. I never justified You You I never justified You I never just a guy I never just a guy I never just a guy I never just a guy I never just a guy I never just a guy

I never just a guy I never just a guy I never just a guy I never just a guy I never just a guy I never just a guy I never just a guy I never just a guy Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Oh dear, far away, far away I reached you How near

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All right. Talsound. Yes. Yes. Talsound. Yes. Yes. Yes.

That was awesome. That was totally awesome. I'm pretty stoked to see your play. When is it? It's Tuesday. What's that? The 14th of this month? What's this month?

June. June. 2016. June. Check out the tour days. You can find the tour days online. Go see some live music. You joker.

Oh, somebody's getting sleepy. Dan. Who got sleepy? Dan? Dan, wake up. Who played that tape? You played that tape? I'll play this tape What tape? This one

Who is it? Is the project called Exire? Who the hell is that? I think so, right? Show me the tape I think the tape is called Ragamatic I think Ragamatic is the artist Oh, you think that's the artist? Exire is the tape. I think the tape is called Ragamatic. I think Ragamatic is the artist.

Oh, you think that's the artist? XR is the tape. Yes. Okay. This new program's incredible. I use this little program called Google Com. But the sounds and paintings

are by... I was on Google Com earlier. Rainier. I was punched into codes. Ty Dorn. I just punched in a few basic codes and got the info. WOS Records.

So let's play the... I had it queued up to something I think on the A side Oh yeah Well there's a little symbol and then another symbol Hand it on over buddy Yeah I think the J card Has what the symbols What side the symbols Oh yeah I see what you're saying now

This is tight Sanskrit I like this I like the label's logo This little W in the circle the symbols. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I see what you're saying now. This is tight. Sanskrit. I like this. I like this, the label's logo. This little W in the circle. Yeah, it's nice.

It's tight. This is real nice. What's that, Dave? Dave, what are you doing over there? Pulled it out of my toe. Did you really? What is that? It's a booger.

Oh, what is that? It's a toe booger. Dave's toe boogers. Can we eat it? Don't eat it. Ew. Dave, you're so gross. Don't eat it. I'm going to it Dave you're so gross Leave it for me Ew Oh my god

Alright What did we land on? Ragamatic I'm just kidding guys What is it really Dave? Quit joking Quit razzing me all the time with your toe jelly Can you guys hear it if I rub the string on the microphone?

Nope. No, I can't hear it. You're so delicate, Dave. I've been meaning to tell you, Dave. Dave is delicate. Oh, Dave, you are very, very delicate. I've been waiting so long to tell you that. Let's go.

You're delicate. Bottom line. Push comes to shove. You're delicate. I'll tell you, Dave, I could hide Lincoln's head in you. All right, you're delicate bottom line push comes to shove you're delicate i'll tell you dave i could hide lincoln's head in you all right you're so delicate that's stupid Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so um Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Exire. No. Rogomatic.

Yes. Rogomatic. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Dave's not wrong. It was Exire. The tape. Okay. Rogomatic. Yes. Rogomatic Exire. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Dave's not wrong. It was Exire. The tape. Okay, fair enough.

Dave, I'm sorry. You didn't let him finish. I just couldn't figure out. No. I know, and I apologize. I couldn't figure out by the artwork what was attributed to what. What day it was. I agree.

The graphic design was quite confusing. What kind of drugs do you take? All right. Dave's turn. Take me. Dave, what you got? I just smoke cigarettes, mostly. What kind of drugs do you take? Remember when Dave smoked cigarettes?

What kind of drugs do you take? I used to smoke cigarettes. What kind of drugs do you take? What was your favorite time? What kind of drugs do you take? Marbles. What kind of drugs do you take? Marbles. Marbles. I love of drugs do you take? Marbles. What kind of drugs do you take? Marbles.

Marbles. I love marbles cigarettes. After a long day of work, I love reaching for a marble. I don't know what I'm playing, boy. What kind of drugs do you take? All right, Mike. Just stop, Michael. Listen, Dave, I'm sorry.

That was a bad boy thing for me to do. I want to be a good boy. You're throwing him off his game. I am. Okay, I'm going to play this John's tape. John's? J-O-N-S

with the... What's that? Numlau? Numlau? Over the... When you're giving somebody the Three Stooges poke. That's called Numlau.

That's what you do over top of the letter, yeah. Because you go, umau! Yeah. And it's like, why did you... The Three Stooges poked me. Who's John's? John's. John's. Just this project. go because you go now yeah and it's like why did you three stooge poke me who's jones jones

jones just this project just this man came out on uh strategic tape reserve i love the name of that label by the way and i love the uh like the logo on their uh yeah it's really nice yeah oh i do like that now let me ask you i'm pretty sure this tape was supposed to come wrapped in like uh pages of a tabloid held together with twine. Did you keep that aspect of the packaging? I don't think that I ever got it like that. No, I think you threw it away.

I think it came like that. I think you threw it away, Joe. Oh, did I open this? I think you saw that and you threw it right away. Oh, I think I did do that. That's my memory. That's part of the aesthetic. That's my memory. I didn't know that. I thought that was just packing material. I don't know what to think now that's right when i don't know get out of the properly judge this tape so it just came in like some recycled paper with twine around it yeah but i think that has something to do there's a story about it well we'll never find

out i don't like puzzles the story i don't you don't like mind puzzles no you never played the tape i just want to listen to it you never? I don't want to have to solve a mystery. Like Myst? Hold on. You don't tune into Serial to solve a mystery? No. You never played Leisure Suit, Larry? I did play that one time.

That's a mystery game, right? Actually, the older kid down the block had it. He let me look at it. What are you actually doing that game? I don't really remember. I just remember a sex scene. I don't think anyone's ever actually played before. he let me look at it what actually what are you actually doing that I don't really remember I just remember

a sex scene a sex scene but it had like a you know like a black little square over it and then you get out and you put your shirt on

horrible graphics though like horrible yeah right was it really a screensaver that just ended up in the game section all the stores for some reason like it was a mistake

and nobody ever actually bought it? So nobody discovered it until like a year ago where they decided to cut it open and give it a shot? No, it's a real game. It's a real game? I've seen it played. What's it like? Point and click? Like you go there? Yeah. And they go over there and then you ask somebody a question? Yeah. And she like takes her shirt off?

Yeah, yeah. That's awesome. Gets me rock hard. You sold that at Best Buy, huh? Yeah, I did the art. Really? Yeah. Best Buy wasn't around back then, was it? I don't think Best Buy was around at the time.

Well, like stores like that. What tape are you playing? Like Computer World. Yeah, exactly. Or Comp USA. Yeah, Comp USA. This tape is playing this jones this is an edition of 30 that's a lot you must say 29 now that this one has been stripped of its tabloid

entwined which is the the name of my other musical coming out i have a little project called emeralds and my other my my uh it's a story about myself it's a uh called it's a one-man act about my life called tabloid and twine where i play uh freddy tabloid that's not about your life so wait a minute who's freddy tabloid i know you i've never heard about him i don't get this i never told you about freddy no and angela twine his wife i play them but those are new friends no oh with there's a uh cameo by martin short he does a lot of like off-broadway stuff these days i got him in a really strict uh contract i don't have a hide issue he has to do a lot for me all right what tape are we playing jones hand it over, Dave. I put it back.

Dave was like, fuck this. Fuck this. Here we go. I'm putting it back. I'm just going to put it back. Music for Euronews on Strategic Tape Review. That's nice looking. Music for Euronews.

So it's going to come in and be like... No, theirs is cooler. It's like a little synth line. A little arpeggio. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bill Fields' set blew his mind. Oh, it blew my mind too. Johns. Johns. Johns. Johns. Johns.

Very strong. That was tight, man. That was very, very tight. That was really good. I want like a switched on Sublime record. Sublime? I bet you Jesse DeRosa could make that. I bet he could make that.

That's an official. Joby, give me the stamp sound. That's an official Tabs Out request. Are you ready to end up this episode? me home episode number 86 if i'm counting correctly tabs out count mike don't lie you looked it up you looked it up you're like what comes after 85 yeah i saw that in your browser history you do it every time don't you buy cookies right now now i gotta did you know i gotta get the milk you know it's already bookmarked what comes after 87 You do it every time, don't you? Delete my cookies right now Now I gotta Did you notice I already bookmarked What comes after 87 and what comes after 88

To be, I was doing my work ahead of time I was gonna memorize them then delete the bookmarks You know Endless chasm Harm health Tape on lurker bias What do you think that sounds like to an old person you have to delete the cookies on your computer like how does that how does that process i don't even know what to

yeah like like the picture like somebody like dragging like a picture of a cookie onto the trash can like picking up the monitor and shaking it and the crumbs will fall so it's not even that it's not even that advanced it's just they think there's physical cookies in the computer yeah you put like a vacuum. There's a vacuum attachment for the disk drive. Where the fan is. Yeah, where the fan is, yeah. And that's how you delete your cookies.

That's how you delete your cookies. Or you just dunk it. Dunk it in water. Salt water. Salt water, obviously. It's an electronic. I'm not an idiot. All right.

Listen, I told him, buddy, I hide lincoln's head in my treads all right i don't need new tires i said babe the kid must have been 13 i said hey kid do you have a wrench this is the baby you know this is the talking baby that the baby mechanic this is the baby mechanic i'd seen where where oh it's like look who's talking all right i gotta get a new diaper oh now i get now i get the bit it's you're a baby and we hear you saying that. Here's the thing. I'm the original baby from that movie. They cut your scenes.

No, no, no. Oh, growing up now. And now you're a mechanic. And now I'm like, yeah, now I'm like, what, 30 years old, right? Yeah. Something like that. So now, but I'm still the baby. But I'm also like, I have a job.

You have like some kind of disease like the guy guy in mask i bet it just i have baby disease dave dave jesus what dave can you go back in your booth over there again joe i'm gonna talk about something about mask no about that movie when dave sam l.a he's a biker when dave's parents were behind the like the sofa having sex uh do you think it was just like any cup they found? No, it was a specific paper cup that had drawings on it and they spun it and that's how he was like, ooh.

It's like it's moving. I clapped. Alright, Dave, come back. Wait. How old am I? How old am I? Fifteen. How old is fifteen? It happened from

Since you were born until you were about 15 Then you figured it out I was a slow In slow development I was wearing Barney shirts I didn't go outside very much when I was 15 And my parents did Sesame Street for me And you watched Sesame Street every day

But I grew up It was always on The. But I grew up. It was always on. The next year I grew up, though. There were a lot of guest stars, too. Endless chasm. The mailman. My neighbor played a role. He was on it a couple times.

He played like an angry mailman that didn't care about anything uncle jeff uncle jeff was on it once that was a weird one is this way oh wait this is dave's parents i was going to say this is this the baby mechanics parents but this is dave's parents just in real life all right and i'm confused about the the baby mechanics parents but this is days right in real life all right and i'm confused about the the baby mechanic tape or um movie what about it so it's a movie now you're playing a talking baby not a talking that talks about cars but it's actually called baby mechanic which is about a 30 year old man that works on babies oh yeah there's a reason you talk like a little kid there's a guy there's an evil scientist

right who wants to he knows that i have this power that i'm and no one else notices that i'm a baby they just they i do i do what a 30 year old man does and no one questions it but this one scientist notices and he wants to like slug kidnap me and slice me open so he got a job at the mechanics place and he's trying to to track me down the whole time. And I'm always like, time to give him the slip. And I spill some oil down. He falls on it. And then so now, wah, wah.

Yeah, and he's trying to baby mechanic me. But I'm also a baby mechanic. All right, that makes sense. He read that right off the back of the box. Endless chasm. Harm health. Lurker bias number 45. I dig this label.

Yeah, I dig the art. I like how they always... That was present me jinxing my past me. They always have... They use the same spine. It's just black and white on the spine. And it's... I particularly like this shell.

It's like a hard orange. And it's spray painted. It is a hard orange. It's spray painted. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I see it now. It's a very nice spray job.

If you unwrapped an orange Starburst and it was that hard, you'd be like, I'm not, too scary. Too scary. I'm not eating that. Break your teeth on that. That's like a Jolly Rancher. But I dig the art. Yeah, me too. Yeah, I dig the art.

The orange shell looks... Oh, it's such a... Now I can't stop looking at how orange it is. Did the microphones used to sound that bad? Sound how bad? When you play that clip, it sounds horrible. Yeah. And what's that high...

Yeah, what's that high pitch? I dig the art. The high pitch sound in the background? Yeah, I dig the art. It's a feedback. Yeah, and we were holding the microphones. You're a bunch of dummies. It sounds like I was talking through my telephone. I think we did the first one via telephone.

Did we? Yeah. Just to test it out. I don't feel like coming over. I'm not going to come over if it's not worth it. All right. Endless fucking chasm. Let's end this out.

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