Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #87 | 6.26.16

Episode Date: June 26, 2016

Spliff Jacksun, Wolf Eyes, Jimmy Packard, Sunpath, Animal Holograms, Joseph Bastardo, Bitchin Bajas and Bonnie Prince Billy, L'eoscombu Couti, Unoperator, The Library of Babel, Glover/Perreault, Takahiro Mukai, and Giulio Aldinucci.

this episode of tabs out is brought to you by the landscape human control tape transport that's a mouthful mike tell me about that mouthful i hate telling you about your mouthfuls it makes me so uncomfortable the uh this uh what is that noise oh excuse me sorry me. Sorry. I had Mexican for lunch. No, the human-controlled tape transport. They've sponsored some episodes before. Handy little device. This is going to be something you got your smartphone.

You got your underwear. You got your backup underwear. You got your HCTT, the human-controlled tape transport. You don't leave home without those things. This little sucker, it's this little jammie that they made where you got this little sturdy metal box. And it's like, ooh, what is that, a big knob? What's that big knob do?

Ooh, what? What was that? What is that? What you do here is you insert a cassette tape into this sucker. And you turn the playback wheel as fast or as slow or as oddly random as you'd like to.

And you manipulate the shit out of this thing. It's got left and right outputs, eighth inch and quarter inch. It's got a mute button. That's handy. if you you take a a tape loop you're gonna play the that playback wheel both ways you're gonna be mixing that like a dj my friend you're gonna be my generation's paris hilton she djs right i've seen pictures of her probably with the one hand in the air why do djs do that why they put the one hand in the air

i don't know to get the crowd going like hey hey, guys, look, you see my hand? Yeah. Dance. I said dance. Yeah, this thing's fucking awesome, man. I love playing with this thing. And in addition to it being like really fun to play with and built really nice, I gotta say, nice design, too.

Design very nice. Oh, yeah. Nice big Rogan knobs on it. Really, really nice. I gotta say, nice design, too. Designed very nicely. Oh, yeah. Nice big Rogan knobs on it. Really pretty. Yeah, beautiful. You order this sucker, it's gonna come with a Naivo power adapter. It's gonna come with an old cassette tape.

Oh, it comes with a tape, huh? We were saying that we should record the commercial onto a cassette tape for this. And then instead of saying it, we'll just play it back. Yeah. That'd be pretty cool. Go to landscape.fm. I don't know why FM.

Dave, why do you think FM? Because landscape.com. Because landscape.com. There you go. You found it. Did I? I don don't think i did it's both of them that's the thing i gotta come out left and right right now there's also volume knobs for left and right so you can turn you can run one channel through like one chain of effects another one through another chain or clean and then you can mute the one or control you know turn down the one it's i don't know why i took this long for someone to come out with this landscape hctt

that's the human controlled tape transport you go to landscape fm use discount code tab out time that's two words tab out is one word and time is the other word i don't know why that's the discount code it it seems like it could be like just tabs out or something like that. It'd be a lot easier. So Mike, what you're telling me is this would normally be in stereo. Oh, you... There you go. Did you have one turned down already?

No, you just had them both panned dead center. No problem. No problem. So that's what it sounds like in stereo. This is what it sounds like in modern. This is what it sounds like in mono. This is what it sounds like in stereo. Turn back the other way. So you're turning one down.

If you're listening on headphones right now, you're like, give me a piece of that. Landscape.fm. Use the discount code. Tab out time. Get like a 10% off this thing. Get this. Play around with it.

Have a good time. You'll absolutely love it. Landscape. Human-controlled tape. Transport. What's up? This is Andrew from Full Spectrum Records. You're listening to Tabs Out Podcast.

Okay. See ya. from record you're listening to tabs out podcast okay see ya Spring in the sky Fall to the sea Tabs out. Hey, guys. Tabs out number 87, right? Tabs out, Kisab Hockets. 87.

Joe B., is that the first number you've ever done? That's the first number I've ever said in my life. I was looking at his baby. I have a condition. I was at Joe's house today, helping his parents clean out the attic. Found his baby book. Oh, yeah? First number ever learned, 87.

87. My first number ever said. Can you hear me? I thought this was the first time he's ever said a number just now. It is. It's the second time. He learned it, but he never said it. Oh, now you're making things up.

Mike, I can tell you're lying. You got me. He said numbers before. I've heard him say 67. I've heard him say 68. No, don't do it. Don't do it. I've heard him say 68 and a half.

Don't. I've heard him say 70. Huh. Don't. Oh, man. Who wants to... Don't.'t Don't I do I'll start I was going to give you permission

I feel like You can just jump right in there Just do whatever the hell you want I'd love to That's the way I live I love it Alright Joby what do you got See you later

Dave That's Spliff Jackson tape Can you hand it to me over there Where is it I believe it's right in front of you Spliff Jackson How convenient To each other

Memory display Memory display Don't touch my toe with your toe. I believe you touched the bottom of my foot. On haju tapes. A favorite of yours, I believe. I do. I like haju tapes. This case came all busted.

Oh, god damn it. Did you send it back? Oh, it did come busted? That's good because I dropped the tapes on the floor in my office. Oh, and you were afraid that you did that damage? I mean, no. Dave, what happened to this tape? tape hey this naroko is clearly damaged so yeah i wanted to play this kind of stuff never happens at naroko mori that

the cases are pristine pretty sure i gave you the b side or i'm giving you the b side this is a faulty hinge he tried he probably switched this out he probably broke one is and took your nice one and switched out with the bad one i see what he did there this label oh just a little house cleaning by the way i got my shoes back oh dave's shoes are back yeah it's been a few episodes so new uh listeners might not know that dave uh has tiny little doll shoes that he plays with on his fingertips. You need some music. What's that? No, like burlesque music. Look what I see on my toes. Too edgy.

You look like Michael Jackson. I bet I can moonwalk across my mouth. Let me see. It was alright. I can't see. It's too far away. I've seen better finger moonwalks before in my lifetime. Joe was disappointed. So this label, Hajju Tapes, hasn't put out much.

This is only their, I'm going to say, less than a dozen releases. Probably less than a half a dozen. Or maybe slightly more than a half a dozen. Dave, what do you point at? The drugs. Oh, come on. You've never learned any code words in your life? Come on.

Here's the banana. Oh my god, they're doing drugs to life Come on Here's the banana Here's the banana Dave Watch the peel Dave needs a banana opener But every time they send something over He needs a banana opener Give me the opener Every time this label sends something over You seem to grab it

And you seem to often play it Good stuff a lot of chop it. You play it a bunch. Good stuff. A lot of choppy. How many are in a bunch? How many are in a bunch? Well, with bananas, about an eighth. Yeah, what's a bunch of bananas?

About an eighth in a bunch of bananas. All right. So this is Spliff Jackson. Jackson with a U. Not like the other ones. Like a Michael with an O. Not the bad one. I hear some new shit came out about him

New stuff always comes to light with him With his computer Dave, you got a banana split over there or something? What's going on? This is an artist from Montreal I don't know much of Canada Yes, the Canada I didn't know that

I'm not playing it anymore So, do you know anything about Spliff Jackson? I know it sounds good. Look at these people just walking through this field on the cover. Yeah, it is cool. It is cool. I like it. Oh, this case is way cracked.

Jesus, would you run this over with your new Jeep, Dave? Oh! It's a fucking cassette tape! Let's get to this first cut off of episode number 86, Spliff Jackson. I thought it was seven. 87, Spliff Jackson. I should have known that. Show me the money.

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Just sitting on the jet. I got a lot of friends, but I want to be the best. I got a lot of friends, but I want to make a business, but I made too much money. I ain't making nothing, so I start to make things. I should be able to make more money on my money. Put my money on the back. So I make money from your money. I'm just running something that it be like that. I'd rather pop the pop before I can be poppin'

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I'm the champion, champion I got, got, got such a big young chip I ain't come for the road Don't get me by my heart I never met a man I'm the Jason I don't need A saxophone like that on that Adrian Knight tape. Spliff Jackson. Spliff Jackson memory display.

Memory display. I like that. That sounds like a Star Trek thing. You're like, computer memory display. Memory display. And your memory just goes up on the screen in front of you. And then you can access it like Minority Report. And you can be like, this is now now.

Space points. Space points. This is then then. Like that episode of Black Mirror. Did you see that one? I haven't seen that. Oh, no? I don't like British shows.

Now, I know that's a lie. I know that's a lie. Why is that a lie? I'd like if you would adapt that. Why is that a lie? What British show do you know that I like? Monty Python. I do like Monty Python.

I like the Great British Bake Off, too. It's a nice cooking show where they're really nice to each other It's not like an American show Where they're trying to cut each other's throats Are you being served? I like Are You Being Served It's actually my favorite show of all time What show is that?

Are You Being Served? No, it's like a department store I don't know, I've never really seen it It's probably stupid Are you talking about Today's Special? No, no, no no today's special that's remember that show i love today we've talked about like a red dwarf on the show before yeah yeah that's like a jim henson joint right oh i don't know red dwarf no red dwarfs

no i'm thinking of um what's the jim henson uh puppets in space the muppets go to space muppets in space that's it i don't know what what jim hensonets. Go to space. Muppets in space. That's it. I don't know. What Jim Henson and they go to space? I don't know. What is it? It's a show called... Fraggle Rock, but that's underground. I think you got it wrong. No, it's on Earth. What are they? I don't get it.

What is underground? Touche. Dave, what do you got? Aren't we all under something else? I like the little construction workers in Fraggle Rock. That build things out of the little cubes. The weebles? Yeah, I like those guys.

They're nice. But the fucking Fraggles eat all their construction, right? Yeah, man. That's a metaphor for Brexit, man. I don't remember anything about Fraggle Rock. There were Fraggles. They were communists, right? They steal a lot, actually.

Because they steal the stuff from the little guys and then they go into the giant's yard and steal their radishes. They're annoying as shit, too. And then they hassle that old man. Yeah, they're like the crust punks of the Muppet scene. Man, they're kind of fucked up. They are fucked up. Nobody wants them around.

And it's like, come on, you don't listen to Discharge. That's why they're not. What? Dave, what do you got? What do I got? Check your shelf. How about Wolf Eyes?

Oh, Wolf Eyes. You guys want to listen to some Wolf Eyes? I love Wolf Eyes. You guys seen that new Wolf Eyes video? Uh-uh. With Charlie Rose interviewing that alien thing? I saw a still from it. Oh, you should watch it in motion. Oh, alright. I'll check it out.

It's pretty good. So we got this tape in the mailbag. You see this Wolf Eyes thing? We got this in the mailbag? We got this in the mailbag. Okay. Just this Maxell tape that somebody dubbed over and on the spine it says Dead Brain Dance. So I put

this in. It's kind of all over the place. Get to the B side. It's like, whoa, this sounds like wolf eyes. Look at the inside here. It's a little mixtape that somebody sent us. Oh, what? Someone made us a mixtape? I don't think they made it for us, but the you say it, Gary, Gary. How do you say that? I don't know. I don't know the whole word you're saying. I have to see it written. The Jero, Jero, G-G-G-G.

Oh, yeah, I don't know. Jero, Gary. Japanese stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how you say that. Robin Gristle's on here. Reynolds is on here. Let me see. Are you saying someone made a mixtape and then made multiple copies of it? Well, here's the thing.

What are you saying, Dave? Dave,ave just relax there's no website info or anything in here but there's a contact called horrible flesh eater at snakebite.com and i went to snakebite.com and it's not a website yeah right what is it then it was a piece of wood so there's no information on the internet about this But somebody sent it to us Joe you must love that I do like that kind of stuff Joe loves when there's no wet presents Joe loves that

The harder to find the harder he gets Boing There's a track that's cut off at the end I don't know what it is Bad editing It looks like it says drilled at 13 Which is I think it says drilled at 13, which is... Yeah, let's not talk about it.

I think it says killed at 13. It looks like it says drilled at 13. I hope it's killed at 13. Let me see it. I'll be the judge. I'll be the judge. Hand it over. Killed at 13 is a little better.

Give it to me. Sorry. What am I looking at? Number what? All the way at the bottom. It's cut off. Osayabon. Mine court.

Oh, underneath it. all the way yeah yeah uh no that's definitely killed dave is it that's okay okay dave's mind going somewhere i was like all right you're gonna play the wolf eyes track what's that on the b side let's start off the b side so is this track from something else i'm sorry we talked about that i'm not sure oh german army's sorry. Did we talk about that? I'm not sure. Oh, German Army's on this? Did we talk about who was on this? A little bit. Yeah. I didn't name everybody. Yeah.

Oh, big golf, sir. I slipped on a banana peel. Where does it say Wolf Eyes? Oh, there it is. Burn Your House Down. So what is that from? Is that... Dread, I think. Yes. Huh. All right. Horrible Flesh Eater at Snakebite.com Made us a mix. Made us a mix tape. Made a mix and who knows. All right. Where's thelesh Eater at Snakebite.com. Made us a mix. Made us a mixtape.

Thanks. Made a mix, and who knows? All right. Where's the cover? I want to see the cover. You got it. This is it, not this piece of paper, right? I know.

It's just this covered up Maxell. Let me see it. Which I'm going to call it. Let me see it. I want to get his grimy little hands on it. Yeah, I want to analyze the handwriting. Yeah, I'm going to hand it to you. You can learn a lot from someone, Dave.

Also says, in a little strip that was glued to the front, we don't want to convince people. You want your mouth! Let me say it. Pass it to me. It's going to happen, Mike. Just chill out. I'm doing what I can, Michael.

The feed is disrupted. He didn't even catch it. And he drops it like a dummy. He didn't even catch it. And he drops it like a dummy. You didn't tell me it was tight. How long does this usually take? You fellas done? This is good radio.

You fellas, you think you're so tough. Dave thinks you're so tough. Dave, you think you're hard? I've taken shits harder than you, Dave, okay? Well, see you later. Am I taking rock hard shits, okay? My doctor says I should change my diet, Dave. So you ain't hard, okay?

So don't fuck with me. Woof eyes with the track Burn Your House Down. A very trip mental thing to do. On this dead brain dance cassette. Mixtape or something. I don't know. Here we go. What is an owl and how does it bathe? Thank you. I'm out of here. so oh I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go

I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go

I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Yeah! Thank you. I love that sound! I'm a fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! All right, don't fuck this up. Wolf eyes. Good job.

The track Burn Your House Down. Burn your house down. Originally off of... Well, see you later. The 2001 album Dread on Hanson and American Tapes. 2001. Yeah, it is cool. It's a space odyssey, Dave.

But also on this mixtape. What was it called? Dead Brain Dance. Dead Brain Dance. Let us know. It probably came with a note and I probably didn't throw it away. Send me another one.

Send me another one. And send some notes, too. What, you got no more paper? Hey, Dave, you think you're tough? Fuck you. My turn. You're a dummy, okay? I got butter knife sharper than you, kid.

Back off. Let me play a tape. Jimmy Packard. Do you guys know who Jimmy Packard is? Oh, yeah. I love Jimmy Packard. Do you guys know who Jimmy Packard is? Oh, yeah. I love Jimmy Packard. Oh! I have a Jimmy Packard tape, the one with the double guitar or whatever.

Yeah, he's got... Is it double or triple guitar? Triple. Two's great, but three's a crowd. You would think, but he pulls it off. Let me see what he looks like on the cover of this one. Where is he from? The Philippines?

Here he is with the triple guitar. Oh, there. That's four. Whoa! I didn't see the top one. That's four guitars. I look at one, two, three. There are four.

Yeah. This is a fella from, he was from Vermont, I believe. Whoa. Born in 1919. 1919? On St. Patrick's Day. Passed away in 2003, I believe. Well, see you later.

Is there any info on him on the internet? Yeah, there is. Yes. Jimmy Packard, right? Yes. He was a Luthier. It's the second tape we played by a Luthier. Oh, yeah, it is, isn't it?

Really? Yeah, we played the tape. He was a DJ. What seems to be the problem, Dave? Mike's broken. Mike, fix yourself. And apparently he played at 6,000 weddings. Over 6,000 weddings.

Really? Yeah. I believe that is the word. And this is the second reissue on OSR. OSR number 49. It's a C60 in addition of 100. And really good fucking stuff. What else has OSR put out?

Another Jimmy Packer tape. I know that much. You know what I mean. Some other stuff. Go on the internet and find out, man. I don't know off the top of my head. Jesus Christ. Oh, I thought you did notes and stuff. Oh on the internet and find out, man. I don't know off the top of my head. Jesus Christ. Oh, I thought you did notes and stuff.

Oh, they did a Larry Wish tape. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I didn't know that. People use the internet. And you have a cassette podcast. Come on. This podcast sucks.

Oh, boy. Send. All right, Jimmy Packard, singing your request. C60 on OSR. Here's something off the, what's I got here? Let's do the beat. Let's do something off the B side. Here we go. I'd love to be stabbed in my mother's tomb

When Jesus comes in His power It will be a wonderful, happy day Up there on the holy stand When I can hear Jesus, my Savior say, Take him to your mother again. There's coming a time when I can go To see my loved ones up there. I can see Jesus upon His throne in that bright city so fair.

It will be a wonderful, happy day up there on the golden span when I could hear Jesus my Savior say shake hands with Mother of God It will be a wonderful, happy day Up there on the boulders band When I can hear Jesus, my Savior say

Shake hands with Mother again Shake hands with mother again I like mountain music Good old mountain music Played by The Hillbilly Band Let me hear that rhythm Let me sway right rhythm I think melodies are grand

I've heard a warrior's play From the land of the wicky wacky But I must say I can't be took in so by Jackie I like mountain music Good old mountain music Played by the Hillbilly Band I like mountain music Good old mountain music

Played by Will Hillbilly Band Let me hear that rhythm Let me sway right with them I think the melodies are grand I've heard Hawaiians play From the land of the wicky-wacky But I must say

Can't beat taking a straw by a draggy I like mountain music Good old mountain music Played by the Hill Hill Billy Band Played by the Hill Hill Billy Band Jimmy Packard. Jimmy Packard. Jimmy Packard. Singing your requests.

Jimmy Packard. I don't care. Jimmy Packard. I don't care. I think you're tough, Dave. Make me laugh. Go. I got Bermuda shorts brighter than you pal okay so back off on osr osr i bet

that's a dude i bet jimmy packard was a dude who like recorded everything he like constantly he's got everything thousands of hours of recordings on cassette tapes anytime he played music he just recorded it yeah oh you know and you like to archive yeah oh hey my second tapes if anyone knows Brent I stone yeah from Magic Bullet Records this guy looks like a really old version old his great great great great great grandfather yeah all right whose turn it's my turn that's why I what... What do you want? You want me to hand you? I asked you to... Which one do you want? Hand the stack of tapes.

All my tapes. The whole stack? Two is great, but three is a crowd. The ones that are mine. You stupid idiot. Here you go. You're so dumb sometimes. All right.

Just go. You're so stupid. Like a dummy. That's stupid. Come on. Quit rising me. You are hardcore rising me Oh, I forgot the cover for this tape

The other part, but that's right I'm going to play this Sunpath tape Where's a pigeon? What? Where's a pigeon? Where are you playing? Sunpath Where's a pigeon? Jasmine and the Snowflake Dragon

On Leaving Records Leaving, yes Which is like a subsidiary of Stone's Throw, right? I think they're like distributed by Distrib Throw, right? I think they're like distributed by. Distributed by, okay. I think they're exclusively distributed by Stone's Throw Records. Brought to you by

Can I say a word? Yeah, go ahead. This is Matthew Deere's label, right? Yeah, sure. The guy that does that project, Matthew Deere. Why not, man? And he's like reissuing a whole bunch of, I don't know, a whole bunch, but these like new age tapes from the 80s. I know there was two that came over.

There was two that came over, yes. A triple-dipple. By Laraji or something. You just cut that off, Dave. Wow. Call you scissors. That's your new nickname. Yeah, Laraji.

Laraji, and then this was a double tape. It came in like a nice black piece of paper. Yeah, the LaRogie one was in an orange... Did you say this already? Yeah, yeah. I saw a picture of it. No, I didn't say it. I just said I saw a picture of it.

I got it around here somewhere. Yeah. I forgot the other tape in my car. And they're like... The outside thing is like foil stamped, right? Yeah. Mine's gold foil stamped on black paper. A nice matte black paper.

Dave, look how legit they did the artwork. For an 80s new age re-release. It's called Dream Music, right? Look at the tape itself. The double dipble. Yeah, it looks like a tape from the 80s with the label on the shell. What font is that? Cooper Black.

Cooper Black. Cooper Black Italic. You know, Dave, I'm beginning to think you always say that. This is Leaving Records No. 85, which is Yasmin and the Snowflake Dragon, and then No. 86, which is Sunpath 2 from 1980 to 1984. I got a couple things from them

i might play stuff another time i was trying to look for information uh jeff berry is the name of the uh jeff berry yeah guy who does uh or didn't whatever sun path i was trying to look for some information on this and all i could find and i'll tell you what i found is a let me see what i got here for you boys gotta do some scrolling on the old computer. There's a new map. It's page 70 of a 1986 issue of a yoga journal.

What, really? You were doing some digging. You were at the library with the micro fiches. I got a PDF here. They were shutting down the library and they're like, sir, you have to leave. I was like, I'm almost found out about Sunpath. That's stupid. You leave the light on.

Page 70 of a 1986 Yoga Journal magazine. There's a little mention. There's a little write-up about Sunpath. About Sunpath, yeah. There's a little page about music. That's awesome. Review, yeah. Couldn't find anything else, though. There's a little page about music. That's awesome. Overview, yeah. Couldn't find anything else, though.

My computer's going haywire here. Easy girl. Is it a new one? Easy girl. I'm just, you know, the mouse pad is so much different than my old one. My old one had a nice slick sheen on it, a nice coating of film, and my fingers just went on it like Minnie Mouse ice skating. You rubbed it too much.

It's just beautiful. But this one is so like... You got to wear it in. The sensitivity is so different. I really got to wear it down. I'm up all night rubbing my fingers across it. That's not that crazy. That's not like...

No, I can't believe Mike did that. It's believable, right? Believable. Okay, yeah. It's crazy, though. All right, let's get into this. It is crazy. Oh, you're right.

It is crazy. Sunpath. Dream Music. A reissue from the... You guys remember the 80s? On Leaving Records. Dream Music? That's not the one I'm playing. Isn't it the name of both of them, right?

No, this one's Jasmine and the whatever, whatever. Yeah, but then the other one is called Sunpath 2, but then together it's called Dream Music. Oh, is it? Okay. I thought the other one was called Sunpath 2 Dream Music. If you're going to have a fucking cassette podcast joke, I'm prepared. This isn't it? Okay. I thought the other one was called some fucking cassette podcast joke. I'm prepared. All right.

This isn't spools out. Look at the door. What's it say on the door? Who put it out? Leading records. Well, see you later. Excellent job,

Dave. You're doing a good job over there. And I want to tell you, I like what you're doing. Here we go. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I can't wait to hear it. Sunpad. You're eating maggots, Michael. You think you're tough, Dave?

You think you're tough enough to take me on? No way. That was tight. Yeah, it is cool. I're tough enough to take me on? That was tight. Yeah, it is cool. I could lift weights to that kind of music. Yeah, both tapes are good. What do you bench? Dave, what do you even bench? What do you deadlift, Dave? What do you even deadlift, Dave, huh?

I bet you couldn't bench press a loaf of French bread, Dave. Alright? And you're missing your leg day at the gym, too. I think you're tough. Good day, mate. All right, Dave, what do you got? Show me my...

Sunpath. Dream musical. My turn? I'm leaving. It's my turn. I'm going to play this animal holograms tape. I'm actually going to hire a guy to come here and just fuck with you the whole time. Animal holograms? Animal holograms. i'm actually gonna hire a guy to come here and just fuck me the whole time animal holograms they can do that now no they can't yes they can are you serious they can do animals now they can do animals now yeah fucking obama what are they gonna do next people they've

come on they did tupac years ago oh they did tupac people are easier actually than animals because all the hair because you don't have to do it's very hard to to make a hologram of a soul and animals don't have those so you skip that whole part i think you might be a hologram expert that's a good tv show joe b hologram hologram and then he just says things like, animals are harder because of the hair. See, I think they called Joe out. And it was a hologram.

There's always a crime. And the cops aren't sure if something is a hologram. They show up at a crime scene, and there's blood everywhere. And the whole guy's like, but is it a hologram? So they call in you, and you come in, and you go, no, it's real. And then you leave. It's always real.

Animals are too hard to do. By the way, you put in some glasses,, no, it's real. And then you leave. It's always real. Animals are too hard to do. By the way, you put in some of this. Animals are too hard to do. And then finally one episode and I'm like, they can do animals now. That's how season one ends. And then

there's the credits and at the end of the credits you see two eyes and a holographic... Do I have rendezvous with pretty ladies on this show? Well, you know what? Let's wait until the other ratings go. All right. All right? Let's see how we do.

If we need to stoop to that level, we can do it. We can do a whole season that's just like a porno on the internet. What? Just completely changed the script are you trying to get me to do porn now like if you're cool with it that this this entire podcast from the beginning has been working out to try to get you to do a porn suddenly been like talking about porno things? You're like, what's anti? Do you like it? That did happen. Yeah.

I'm like, that's anime porno, Mike. All right. You ever think about doing that? That's not far from a hologram. What do you think about that? Make a hologram Pikachu for you? I would like that. All right, Dave, what do you got?

What color? What color? Pikachu? Pikachu's yellow. Oh, okay. All right. Are they? Are they? Oh, I thought he wanted us to guess the color of the of the tape black color gray red green blue um turquoise yellow pink

phantasmagoric. What's that word? Oh, wait. What are we doing, Animal Holograms? Oh, a menagerie. Menagerie. Yeah. Isn't a menagerie kind of like a zoo? It's a, you know, an array. An array.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Right? We all have a dictionary by our pocket. A zoo is an array. Kind of, right? Yeah, but I think it's smaller. Like, you have a menagerie of a couple animals.

Yeah, like a tiger, a lion, and two spider monkeys. That's an array. Whenever you have five or more animals in a building, that's an array. And a kookaburra. That one in the Wilmington Zoo died, didn't it? Dr. Phantom is a jerk. He's working on a holographic zoo. You're the only one who can stop him, Joe B., hologram expert. All right, well, this is a jerk. He's working on a holographic zoo. You're the only one who can stop him, Joe B.

Hologram expert. All right. This is custom-made music. This is Jason Williams, I think. I think this is a band, but this guy Jason Williams from Chicago is like the main person from what I could tell from my internet sleuthing. What's the label called? Custom fucking made music joe bait reading

the are you even here the call number or whatever is mbr001 that confused me too but then on the tape it's also w-o-o-o-dash-0194 i think that's all tax information and then it does i think custom made you're right that's a tax thing i seen that. I'm pretty sure you can write this off on your taxes. That's the form. It's like, did you buy the animal? If you had TurboTax, it comes right up. And I didn't have this because you had it.

I wrote off some other shit that this label put out, though. This came out last year, I believe, in addition of 50. That's a lot. I guess it all depends on what you're talking about. So let's get into this. Animal Holograms. Maintain low tones with me.

All systems go, Michael. On custom made music. I don't know if I can make it, but I know I'm stuck I don't know if I can make it, but I know I'm stuck You've been making me a stranger, but I won't be surprised You've been making me a stranger, but I won't be surprised Thank you. Come and waste time With my dad's back And I'm not going to go Thank you. I will be back I will be back I will be back We'll be right back. Thank you. I'm a'm I'm

I'm I'm At all moments, we were riding the crest of a high, beautiful land. Not this blue. This one. Animal Holograms. You're listening to Tabs Out, the only cassette podcast made with real cow's milk. Joe? It's great.

Oh, it's my turn. Animal Holograms on custom-made music. That's tight, man. That would have been on Beavis and Butthead if that came out, what, 20 years earlier? What was Beavis and Butthead That came out what 20 years earlier Yeah When was Beavis and Butthead on 30 years ago

I was so pissed It just was the 30th anniversary of the day Don't get me started how pissed I was When I ordered those DVDs of Beavis and Butthead Beavis and Butthead to America In like 2002 or something like that And it didn't have the music videos Yeah that's pretty bad

Yeah that's really dumb They knew exactly what they were doing And also you realize how bad that show was I haven't watched it in a long time You only like the music videos. Yeah, that's pretty bad. Yeah, that's really dumb. They knew exactly what they were doing. And also, you realize how bad that show was. I haven't watched it in a long time. You only like the music videos. That's the only good

thing. And the gym teacher, I guess. He's pretty funny. I like when John Pyle does his butthead. The principal's good.

I guess the neighbor's all right. Now, there's still some good parts of Yeah, there's some decent parts in it. You know what? I like it more than

the videos. I'm glad I did that. and this here's Tangare. Oh, yeah, that was good parts. Yeah, there's some decent parts in it. Yeah. You know what? I like it more than the videos. I'm glad I did that. And this here is Tangare. Oh, yeah. That was good. Yeah. They worked at the fast food place. That was actually pretty funny.

I didn't like it. But you know what I didn't like is when they would do stuff where their shirts would say like Death Rock and something. What did they say? Death Rock and what? I can't remember. Metal, metal licensing you know well who's making the shirts that will yeah well how come they could get metallica and acdc on tv but not on like a t-shirt different different contract different contracts for different yeah needs i hear that man don't get me started on the law.

I know a lot about it, so we'll be here all night. All right, my turn. What am I going to play? You know what I'm going to play? This Joseph Pistardo tape. Fuck it. I'm going to... Fuck it.

We're playing Joseph Pistardo. Fuck it. Just fuck it. Fuck it all. Joseph Pistardo, a tape's called De Cordova on Finery, I believe. A fine a fine label a very fine label they put out a lot of tapes huh you know what no this is like number 66 i think they only have like a few out after that they're 66 they're 67 they're 68 all the time or at least their batches are big that's what i said you said that about my mom i i stopped short of saying i can't

believe you said that about my mom she's got big batches um yeah this was this came out uh not that long ago a couple months ago i love the color the cover because it's like this like uh it was this 8-bit skate shop in Skate or Die if you were able to buy a plant there. That's actually a close-up of the plant that everybody missed on his desk. Yeah, it's what reminds me if there was like

Why are you buying a plant in Skate or Die? You throw it in stuff. Oh, alright. I remember that part. You don't buy it, dummy. It's the guy's decoration on his desk. Is there really a plant on his desk? No. Okay. You're so dumb, man.

Like an old computer game that would be called like Plant Painter. And you just pick a different plant and then you can like fill it in with colors. Leisure Suit Larry. What was that coloring thing that you plugged into your TV? Oh, I had that. And you could like draw on the screen and it would come up on the screen. It was like pre-Mario Paint. Yeah, it was like Mario Paint. All it did was

that was its only function. You could play different games on it and stuff. You could paint a room in a castle. Yeah, but it would all be like painting games and stuff. I had that. That was awesome. I forget what it was called. Yeah, me too. You had all the good toys. What did you have as a kid? What was your main

thing when you were like seven? Seven. Boglins. Was that Ninja Turtles? Was that around that time period? No. Boglins, wrestling figures. That wasn't until I was like nine.

Seven, I have no memory. What happened when you were seven, Joe, that you blacked it out? I lived in Texas then. I don't really have that many memories of Texas. You lived in Texas? I lived in Texas until I was nine. Are you serious? Yeah. I'm from Texas. No, I'm not from Texas. I lived in Texas and I don't really have that many memories of Texas. You lived in Texas? I lived in Texas when I was nine. Are you serious? Yeah. I'm from Texas.

No, I'm not from Texas. I'm from Chester. And then you lived in Texas? Yeah, my dad was an oil man. Wait a minute. He worked for like Gulf Oil. In the computers. Is this serious? Yeah, and then he got transferred. You seriously lived in Texas? Yeah, in Sweetwater, Texas. Until I was nine. We've talked about this before. I'm adopted, too, Mike.

I'm adopted. Mike, you know what's really sad is Joe's told us this before, and you reacted the same way. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. I kind of want to black that out of my mind. I don't want to. But my mom's from Wilmington.

Yes, she is. And my dad's from Pennsylvania. Wilmington batches. Big ones. Big batches. She's like, damn, girl, you got some big ass batches. We're talking about cookies, right? Yeah.

Anything that she makes a whole bunch of something of. Muffins, cookies. Do muffins come in batches? Oh, yeah. So confident. It's anything about this big. It's a batch. Anything about smaller than the size of your fist.

It could have been pancakes, too. You know, but small ones. If they get bigger, then they're bushels. Yeah, then it's a bushel. A bushel of pancakes? A bushel of pancakes. Yeah, but if it's this small, then it's a batch of pancakes. Hey, this is off-subject.

You guys want to go to Renaissance Fair this year? I'm very high, and I just kind of need this interaction to be over. Let's do this juice. We'll talk about that off-camera. D'Cordova tape. Oh, my God, they need this interaction to be over. Let's do this. We'll talk about that off camera. De Cordova tape. On finery. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. yesterday joe bastardo joe bastardo um did a laser focus episode with him over at tiny mixtapes if you go there uh you can probably google that and find that joe bastardo comma tabs out laser

focus enter and then you can probably find that. That's fucking tight. Don't click the first link. You never click the first link. For some reason, it's always an ad. Well, it's got the little ad thing next to it. It puts malware on your... I like that malware. I like malware. I got an email that told me I had a virus the other day. What did you do about it?

Well, they said click here, so I clicked there. You don't want to risk not clicking there. Did you download the thing that they told you to download? Yeah. Alright. So far, so good. Keep going. Did you open it and install it? I opened it and installed it. Allow full access to your computer. It asked for my credit card number. Yeah, did you put that in? I put that in. Did you put your checking account?

Your routing number? Dave, Dave, I'm going to stop you now. Social security number. I'm going to stop you now because I kind of feel like I know something that needs to be asked. Did you put the three-digit pin from the back of the credit card? I forget what that's called. Go ahead.

I guess everything's okay. Good for you. That's the kind of internet I want. I haven't got a click here email in a long time and I'm getting frustrated. I want one just so I know I'm safe. Send him a link dave well i got a lot of pop-ups now good that's good the more the better you know me deals you can get more deals from those yeah that's like they're all coupons you know people complain i have my cousin uh ricky complains complains about the pop-ups and i said yeah ricky let's say we go to the mall and macy starts

throwing coupons in our face and we're gonna going to say, no, don't do that. No, you're going to be like, thank you. That's the same thing on the internet with a pop-up. Same thing. Same thing with a pop-up. I love pop-ups. I love pop-ups. I have an all pop-up internet that I'm working on right now.

Do you ever watch pop-up video? Save people love that shit. I wish all TV was pop-up video. Oh my God, they're doing drugs to each other. All right, so you went, so I believe it's my turn, right? Yes, that is how it works here at Tabs Out. Are we recording a podcast right now? Yeah.

This is going to be part two in my three-part series for the next couple shows. Joe's doing a series. Doing a series. You got any theme music for that, Dave? Do it right now. So last time I played a Bonnie Prince Billy tape on Drag City. And we were like, Bonnie Billy. It was funny.

It was funny. We did a bit. So now I'm going to play a live tape of Bitchin' Bajas and Bonnie Prince Billy because they did a collaboration record and tour, and I just saw them last night. Oh, it was last night. Yes, it was last night. June 24th in Philadelphia. I'm going to play I'm going to play A Bitch in Baja State.

Well, don't give it away. Well, that's to complete the three-part series. Dave, can you... It's just a preview. It's like Ken Burns Jazz. You know what's coming next. Not always. I can't wait until part five.

New York. No. You know? You know what it is. No, you never know. You never know what's going to happen in the past. You know? All right.

So what is the... Ken Burns baseball Yankees I can't wait to watch the Yankees episode Why do they wear belts in baseball To keep their pants up The show was really good So they played three sets

A unit transfer What you wear I had a nice slack on You always have a nice slack on And a black t-shirt Which one? I think it was just black. Just standard black. No graphic. It wasn't a graphic tee.

I don't like you in a plain color. No? I tried it out for a little while. Too scary. It was too scary. Alright, let me see this tape. Anyway, they did three sets. They did one, you know, Bitchin' Baja's played. Okay. And then Bonnie and Prince Billy played. Okay. I'm with you so far. And then they all played together. Are you serious?

Yeah, it was crazy. It's the closest one. I'm pretty sure it's the not screw side. The not screw side. Side B, we call that in the industry. Is this a soaking white color cassette? Is this

a Tabs Out official soaking white? No, it's cassette. No, it's green. That's just regular green. Mike, you are so dumb. You don't know your colors, numbers. Yeah, I dig the art. So I couldn't really find any... I'm like the smartest guy I know.

I guess this is just self-release for this tour. You think I'm dumb? It's not out on a label or anything. Let me see it. Hand it over. Yeah. And then someone's name is written on the inside who plays a little percussion this cover is amazing yeah this is lovely look at this fortress where what is this you see stuff like that in russia it's very russian this is beautiful does it say who did the art yeah it does on the inside it's handwritten on the inside. Oh, that's nice.

You hate handwritten stuff, don't you? I hate it. So what do you think about this? I was going to throw it away later. Luke Drozd did the artwork? Yeah. Excellent. I love it.

I love it. All right. Let's get into this, buddy. I just like to watch you guys. I'm going to hear this. Bitchin' Bajas and Bonnie Prince Billy. Live cassette? Yeah Right?

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Look at the large bear on the attack. The door opens. It's just him. It's just him. There we go. Joby, that was a tight tape. It's just him. It's just him.

Give me a two. Come on man Let me just have a taste There should be like a little coin slot I can put a coin into and get some reverb for like two minutes The song end? I think every time Dave Every time I make the

Like a The change going into like a payphone Sound clip you gotta give me some reverb for a minute Okay That's the new deal. How long was it? What are you eating? The food from downstairs.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like six minutes. Five or six minutes. I like a nice six-minute cut. That was good. I like that. Did it end or did you fade it off? I faded it off.

There's an end to it. Oh, there's an end to it? Yeah, yeah. Well, there's an end to everything if you want to have a serious talk read my blog alright you like trap music?

I'm not sure what it is to be totally honest I don't know what a lot of things are exactly I mean I'm in the ballpark but like I couldn't nail it it'd be like my parents talking about like 80s punk so I'm in the ballpark, but I couldn't nail it. It'd be like my parents talking about 80s punk. So I'm going to just... I feel like I was saying something.

Was I saying something? You were mumbling when I got in here. I had something to say, and it was probably important. Now I can't remember it. I say so much important stuff. You do say a lot of important stuff. There's a lot going on up there. I'm up all night thinking of equations And scenarios

You tell it like it is It is You tell the truth I'm not lying you gotta believe me Alright Oh I remember what it was I wish you had text me When you were buying that

And ask if I wanted one I wish you would text me. I wish you had text me. When you were buying that. Girl. And ask if I wanted one because I would have said yes. I wish you would text me. He gets it. When you were buying one. I can't believe you gave it to me. Because I want one too. Do I have it? Girl.

I wish you would text me. When you was buying one. Because I want one too. That was my hit. That was a good hit, Joe. What's that called? What is that called, that piece? Girl, I Wish You Were.

I'm trying to cue something up here for Dave. It's taking you a long time. Does it usually take this long? My bandwidth is out. Your bang woo? Did you hear it? I heard it. What was that?

You found it that quick, huh? Can I give you a reaper for a minute? No. Oh, did you put a quarter in? Girl. Girl. It's not working. Hold on.

Girl. That coin sounded bigger. Girl. Girl That coin sounded bigger Girl Girl Not too much I'm stuck Get me out of here I'm stuck Come on

What are you doing to me put another quarter in i think it went to the next video i think i broke it it's starting the next thing all All right. Whose turn is it? Dave. My turn. I can't say this. I'll go against French. What a little dummy. You are so dumb.

I know French. You are so dumb. I can't say this. Le escumbe cutie. Oh, that means, yeah, little cutie. That's what my mama used to call me. Little cutie. She used to say, le escumbe cutie. That's what my mama used to call me. A little cutie. She used to say, Come.

Come to mama. I'm reenacting this. You still have some. Come to mama. Come here. I'm describing the night that she killed herself 5 Cambridge Utilities tape on Constellation Tatsu this came out in a batch of like a month or two ago. What was that for? That prank doesn't even bother me.

Okay. You're crazy. Let's get serious. We've played almost everything from this batch now, right? I forget what else was in it. H. Takahashi. Did I play that tape? Dang Olsen.

What was it dang olsen dream tape dang olsen you still got that sorry um yeah this is a a fine batch and who would we plan right now i forget already oh the yeah leo scumbag kuti five cambridge utilities per number 70 we've still been figured out why constellation tattoosation Tattoos release numbers are per something to do with a cat I would assume this person good detective work

thanks you're a sleuth the person who does this project also does something called Stew Bird I believe which reminds me what kind of stew which reminds

what are you doing come on quit razzing me Quit razzing me. Quit razzing me. You sound like you're in a bag or something. What's heavier, an owl or a duck? Is this a voicemail you left me? Dave, it's me.

I'm stuck in a vending machine. If you can calm down and get me out of this vending machine. I was just trying to figure out what it was called. A Snickers or a Milky Way. And now I'm stuck. Give me... Hold on. The security guard's coming. I'll be alright. He's going to get me out of here.

Okay? I'll talk to you later. Alright, well let's get to this tape. You ready? Yeah. Leo Skumbitkute from 5 Cambridge Utilities, Constellation Tats out. Here we go. The The The The

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From five Cambridge utilities on Constellation Tattoo. There it is, Dave. Solid batch. Recommend the whole batch. I wonder, we were talking a little bit. We were listening to that tape and we were talking about the new Oxtail recording batch. What do we got? That new Mike Nigro tape that Kyle Lancher split.

Who's this split with? I forget the name. And it's a Notte Glow. Ross Fish? Ross Fish. Yeah. With really tight artwork. Made by an interesting dude I was reading about.

King Buzzo. Yeah, King Buzzo from the Melvins. From the Melvins, right? Do you guys eat Ross Fish? I love Nirvana. I love Raw Fish. Yeah. They're like, the one guy's like,

I smoke pot. I smoke pot. Dave, it's me. Hey, just calling back. I'm at a fish concert, and I lost my zipper. Can you bring me a new zipper? Okay, bye. But I don't think we're playing anything

from the new Ark sale. The character is complete. I just want to publicly endorse it. We'll probably listen to the next episode. One of Mike's endorsements. One of Mike's endorsements. One of Mike's endorsements of the week. That was incredible.

Yeah, it's really good. I told, I said earlier, I don't know if I said it. I was doing a lot. I don't think we recorded most of what I did. I was doing a lot. Doing that character on a voicemail. That's the only way you can do it. Just for you, fellas. That's a Tabs Out exclusive. That's why I let you in the room.

Yeah, it is cool. You know it. All right, I'm going to play a tape. I know what I'm talking about. A fella who goes by the name of Unoperator. This is a tape on Tingo Tongo. Tingo Tongo. I like the way that tape looks from the distance.

From a distance, I look like an angel. Dave, it's me. Hey, listen, I didn't find my zipper, but I bought one from somebody else. So don't worry about calling me back. Because, just to repeat, I got the zipper.

But I traded my shoelaces for it. So it's going to take me a long time to walk back. If you can give me a call back, not about the zipper, but about a phone call. So forget the zipper, don't call back about that. Call back about the phone, about the ride home is the phone call I need, babe.

Okay, just to sum it up, zipper, yes, I need a ride. All right? Bye. Uh, what about the simples I was going to say? Yeah, the artwork is fucking tight. It's like really... It's like, uh, printed out like, what, 20 years ago? You'd print that out on a bitmap? All right, yeah.

And, like, this really bad, like, everything's so pixelated, but it looks awesome. It looks perfect. Even the crack in the shell, I wouldn't ask for anything else. Oh, I didn't notice the snorkel was blue. That's nice too. This is exactly how I want it. Unoperator.

Subtitle tape. Tingo Tongo. Tingo. Dallin Cap. Tongo. Dallin Cap. A guy from Kaysville, Utah. Easy boy.

Sorry. A guy from Utah. What do you think is going on in Utah? Cows. Cows, huh? Liz goes to Utah every once in a while. There's a huge straight edge scene in Salt Lake City. Yeah, she goes to Provo.

That's where they make Provo Loan. Maybe I can go out there where I can hang out with Dal and Cap. That's where they make Provo Loan? Mm-hmm, in Provo. Because it's Provo Loan. Because it's Provo Loan. I hear, well, here's my idea. I'm sorry you can Because it's Provo loan. Because it's Provo loan. I hear, well,

here's my idea. I'm sorry you can go to get a cheese loan. Yeah. No, I have an idea. Sylvester Stallone's

Provo loan loan. And it's about, it's filmed in Provo, Utah. And Sylvester Stallone, Sylvester Stallone, no,

he loans cheese to sub shops. Two sub shops. Two sub shops. Sylvester Stallone's Provo sub shops. Sylvester Stallone's Provolone loan. Sylvester Stallone's Provo Provolone loan. You'll feel right at home at my Provolone loan. I think premium should be in there somewhere, too.

Sylvester Stallone's premium Provolone loan. You'll feel right at my home with Provolone. This is basically just Tammy Dong. What kind of drugs do you take? Sylvester Stallone. We recycle bits, Dave. Yeah. Oh, you can do that over and over again.

You can do anything over and over again if you really put yourself to it. Can you recycle number one? Yeah, why don't you? No, you can't recycle one. They did in Waterworld. Did they? Yeah. What?

I love that movie. Waterworld, didn't they? I love The Postman, too, and I don't even care. Oh, I think we talked about this before. We decided that we all like The Postman. All right, I like the Tom Petty part. Which one? Yeah, Tom Petty as himself.

Yeah, yeah, it's good. Yeah, we've talked about that. Yeah. All right, Unoperator. Let's get into this tape. You ready? Yeah. Let's go.

I think you'll absolutely love it. about that yeah all right an operator let's get into this tape you ready yeah let's go i think you'll absolutely love it Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. Thank you. so so An Operator self-titled tape from Tingo Tongo. It's a good fucking tape, man. Enjoyed that. Tingo Tongo. Tingo Tongo is a... That's like a new social media app.

No, it would just be Tongo, but it wouldn't have the O, so you wouldn't know what it was. No, it's Tingo.Tongo. Come on down to Tingo.Tongo. And what is it? It's like screenshots of Twitter. And there's different accounts that just post them, and you just follow.

No, it's just like Twitter, but it's just screenshots of Twitter is all you can do. But they're personalized. So you go there, and it's kind of like MySpace, but it has their top eight tweets. Okay, yeah. I like this. It has screenshots. So it's just MySpace, but screenshots of Twitter.

Exactly. Tingo.tongo. Instead of friends. A trademark, by the way. Alright. What's our little logo? Whose little? Oh, Tingo.tongo? Yeah, I think it should be like... I was going to say a panda. Two Ts off-centered of each other, right?

Furry antlers. Furry antlers. Oh, okay. I was going to say a little panda hole in the heart with two Ts on it. That's good, too. And then after it gets established, we can just do T.T. T.T. We can shorten it, right?

Oh, yeah, definitely. Because everybody will be like, you know, they don't want to call it Tingo.Tongo forever. So you call do T.T. T.T.? We can shorten it, right? Oh, yeah. They don't want to call it Tingo.Tongo forever, so you call it T.T. T.T.? Yeah. I love my grandma's T.T. It's like a sweet tea she made. She's making big batches of it. Big batches of T.T.

Joe B.'s grandma's big batch. Sweet big batch. Alright. Dave. Hey. It batch. Alright. Dave, hey, it's me again. Listen, I'm just going to sleep in a trash can here, okay? So don't bother. I'm waiting to get a soft pretzel someone threw away

out of a trash can. I'm stuck, so I'm just going to stay here tonight, okay? If you can get me, pick me up. I'm going to get an Uber. How do to get an Uber. How do you get an Uber? Who is an Uber, Dave? Give me a call back.

Not about the ride, but about... Not about my zipper. I got cut off. Okay. It's all done now. Let's talk about something else. All right. Whose turn is it? My turn.

I'm going to play this tape by the Library of Babel. The Library of Babel. On blue tapes. I can tell from a distance that it is on blue tapes. It is so confusing. That show is so confusing. Why? Because I don't...

What's confusing about the show? It's blue tapes and x-ray records, secular drones, and spiritual pop. Blue 19, the Library of Babel. They really mention blue tapes a lot on blue tapes releases. It's on every one, yeah. Sometimes more than the artists, I feel like. So it can be a little bit like, what? Every tape starts up with an air horn.

Like, huh? Blue 21! You want your mouth! This is a good tape. Okay, pass on over here. This is, if I recall, is it like a trio from North Carolina? Asheville, North Carolina. And this is a C30 on blue tapes and x-ray records.

Blue number 19, you said? Okay. All right, hand it over. All the blue tapes come in these little, what would you call these? They're like slip cases. They're like little paper slip cases. Little pouches. No, it's not a pouch. Little tape buckets. Tape buckets.

A little cardboard tape bucket. My grandpappy used to make cardboard tape buckets. Down at the cardboard tape bucket hill. I patented the bucket pack. The bucket pack. That's what my thing's going to be. It's going to be a bucket pack. It's going to be like that, but it's going to have a little handle that comes off of it. So you can swing going to be a bucket bag. It's going to be like that, but it's going to have a little handle that comes off of it.

So you can swing it like a little tote bag. What's the handle going to be made out of? It's going to be the Tabs Out Mini Tote. That's going to be nice. Totes up to one tape without its case. Yeah. We could sell those. I think we should definitely do that.

Yeah. It's for if you're going on a trip or something. Yeah. If you're going on a trip, I wish I had some Benny music right now. I'd bust out a commercial. You don't want to. If you're going on a trip...

You don't want to bring in a Rilko because it takes up too much space. And't want to bring Norelcos. It takes up too much space. And you want to bring just one tape. You got one special tape, but you don't bring the case too. So you get the tabs out, tape tote. Dave has a couple of them. One, three, and four.

That's how many. That's the sizing, yeah. Not two though, huh? No, it's too hard. You don't know how to sew. It's like the proverbial animal of holograms There should be a little side pocket that holds something too How long is the handle? Like am I holding like a Barbie purse

Or is it like strapped over my shoulder real long With the single tape Proportional to the size of the I think you should be able to get them in different sizes Oh really? To fit your personality. Well, I have a wild personality, Dave, so what do you suggest for me? I think

he needs one that's like a leather band with red skulls on it. Because I can't be tamed. That's called the untameable man. I want the bad boy. Oh, the bad boy. What's that? Spikes. The bad boy doesn't come with any, but if you throw it off a roof, a parachute will come out.

Like one of those little G.I. Joes that had parachutes made out of recycled trash bags. I think the Tabs Out Tape Tote for bad boys is it carries a tape, but there's an extra pouch for a rock to throw on a train or something like that. And it's just a little sack

that hangs off the side that says bad boys only on it. And I want to carry that across my shoulder at all times. People turn their heads, what's he got? And I turn around, the tab's out, tape tote. Bad boy. You should be able to get like a

god damn it, a fanny pack version. Oh, I'd like a fanny pack. That just holds a tape. So it's a fanny pack, but the fanny pack version. Oh, I'd like a fanny pack. That just holds a tape. So it's a fanny pack, but the fanny pack part is really small. Yeah. Just holds one tape. It should be really hard to get in and out of.

Yeah, it's got a zipper top. Yeah, it's really tight to get the zipper closed. It's a real small zipper, and it's got a lot of loose cloth around it. It gets caught in there real easy. Don't think about putting a rug on there. That's also tape only. And trust me, it's got uns gets caught in there real easy. Don't think about putting a rug on there. That's also tape only. And trust me, it's got unspooled in there because there's a lot of like...

That's for when you're jogging. For some reason, there's a lot of really sharp parts. Or you get the Tabzap Micro Tote where you just take all the tape out of the shell and just stuff it in a little... It's a little Easter basket. You just stuff it all in there. We should make shirts. It looks like a bunch of grass. We should make shirts with pockets.

And in the pocket, print a little Gazette tape that's right there oh that's a good idea it's like a little diagram pro that's and they can hold a tape in the pocket hold one tape hold one tabs out tape i think we should just go out and kill somebody tonight guys what do you think i'm down i got a skull i just like to watch i buried a skull in my backyard the other day and it's not ready yet. Trust me, B. I know it's not ready yet. Quit checking on it. It'll be ready soon. Gets up every morning.

Digs it back up. Liz, what are you doing? I'm checking my skull. Checking on the skull. All right. Let's get back on track. Yeah. Library of Babel.

I'd love to hear it. Let's go. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. ¶¶ Oh, yeah. Thank you. ¶¶ so so Thank you. The Library of Babel. Secular drones and spiritual pop. Kiss that on blue. That was tight, man. It's good. I enjoyed that. That was awesome. Blue. It's good. I enjoyed that.

That was awesome. Blue does a good job. Blue does a good job. What can blue do for you? Where is he from? England? Jolly old London town. Is that where he's from?

London? Who knows? That's the big city. Chimney sweep. He has a code out UK. I think that's correct. Oh, yeah. Not for long.

Alright, Dave. What do you got? How about I play... Speaking of Full Spectrum... Were we speaking of Full Spectrum? Well, the intro tonight was recorded by... Oh, I see what you did there. Andrew.

It's that way, Dave. Andrew Weathers of Full Spectrum Cassettes Records. Records, I would say. They put up some LPs as well. I'm going to play this Glover Perot. Well, that's my favorite show on TBS. Glover Perot? Yeah.

That's like a murder mystery thing, right? Yeah. It's like a detective guy. It's a detective and the ghost of a horse. Okay. And they fix marriages. And it's like Gold Rush era? Yeah. It's in space. Gold Rush era

in space. Yeah. Yeah. They got away from all that. Mike, are you sure you don't mean the space race? I'm talking about a different thing. You know what I'm thinking of? Red Dwarf. Yeah. Yeah, they got away from all that. Mike, are you sure you don't mean the space race? I'm talking about a different thing. You know what I'm thinking of? Red Dwarf. Oh, like the Big Bang. I love that show.

What was the one with the Jim Henson Muppets? The Great Big Bang. The Great Big Bang in space. Big Bang. Get out of here. This tape is called Freight 1110 through Greensboro. So I guess a train. A train.

I love trains. I love trains. I like turtles. Which one of us is going to get into trains first? You. No doubt about it. Definitely. Dave.

Oh, Dave. If there's a game that comes out that's heavily train-based. Oh, I'll get in the train. I'll go sit and watch trains. I have some tapes downstairs of a guy talking about trains as they go by. So you think it's going to be me? Well, real trains or model trains? Model trains.

People get really into trains. Really into them. What is with that? I don't know. What is the fascination with trains? It's not just like a few weirdos. Yeah, about this, this, this, this. It's a decent amount, you know?

Yeah. And they know a lot about the trains. They know where to go sit to see certain models that they want to see i've watched some youtube videos of people uh getting real excited when trains go by real excited whose turn is it i wish i could get that excited about a train i see them all the time it doesn't excite me how many trains do you see in a day goddamn train probably how many trains do i see in the day yeah twodamn train. How many trains do I see in a day? Two to three.

These guys, Austin Glover and Eric Perrault, they put out some other stuff on full spectrum. They were in the Andrew Weathers Ensemble, actually. An ensemble. An ensemble. This was also released last year. A menagerie. No, you need wild animals.

Exotic wild animals. You don't? Exotic wild animals. You don't? Exotic wild animals. No! Would you like to see my exotic wild animals? Come into my menagerie. Hey, Dave. That's how you use it in a sentence.

Hey, Joe. The historian has a menagerie as well? Would you like to see my exotic wild animals? I like this guy. How's it going? You ever see a platypus? Got one in my car. All right, let's play this.

This came out last year as well, Dave. This is the second tape you played from... Give me some reverb real quick. This is the second tape you played from... The year 2015. Oh, it's me, Dave. Hey. Listen, I can't sleep in this trash can.

People keep peeing in it. How much does a platypus weigh? Have you ever seen a platypus? All right. Glover Perot. Freight 1110 through Greensboro on full spectrum. Full spectrum. Full spectrum.

Not a half one, you dummy. No, they got everything. You are so dumb. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ ¶¶ From time to time A very particular book Particular book Finds its way into my hands Though I do not possess it. With it I often lay. Staring into it.

Time to time. Until heart and soul are lowly Peace finds its way And through wonder Finds its way And through wonder Time finds its way And through wonder Find its way And look to its Mayberries

Do not Rest in A particular Dose To Find its Way And look to its

Mayberries Do not Rest in A particular Dose It's hard and so hard. And only my mind is glad to wander Of only possible resolution To wander of all the possible resolutions While on my chest rests that open book My arm around it It breathes at its own pace Please. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Let's go. Glover Perot. Yo, Dave. That was so tight.

It's good, right? When did you get that tape? I've had that tape for a while, actually. I've been going through. I had a giant queue of tapes that like you know it was my play on the show pile and it got so backed up that i just forgot what everything sounded like backlog joe b he got backlogged got backlogged i've been going through everything it's a backlog there's gonna be a lot of older jams coming up soon i think i like that yeah dave's older jams dave's Older Jams. All right.

Dave, it's me. I don't feel like doing it. I'm past that point in my life. It's your turn. I used to do shit like that when I was a kid. All right. I grew up. I put my big boy pants on. All right, Dave, you think you're tough?

You think you're so fucking smart? Yeah. I got it. I got it. I got flashlights brighter than you, kid. That's right. So back off. Look what I got. Look what I got. Water ice. You, kid. That's right. So back off. Look what I got.

Look what I got. Water ice. You think you're so tough? Huh? Water ice is a sign of your strength. He just says it at weird times. Baseball game's on. You think you're so tough?

Huh? You like the Reds? Huh? Tough guy? I got two tapes here. I got two tapes left. New boys are out, correct? So I'll take off the show with these two.

We'll go into these two right here. I got two tapes left. New boys are out, correct? So I'll take off the show with these two. We'll go into these two right here. Episode number 87. He doesn't direct it at a person. It's like he'll be with a group of people and just tell you. Is he talking? Which one of us is he talking to? You call him up and he's already in the middle one and he's like alone. Episode number 87.

It's ended up here with two tapes. I got a Takahiro Makai tape called Aqueous Ammonia on Fort Evil Fruit new tape that just came out like a batch of four not that long ago I love the artwork for this tape it's like when you were in high school did you guys ever do like CAD in high school or anything like that

no I wasn't a dork I was in the FFA. Yeah, me too. What's that, like wrestling? No, it's Few Rich Farmers of America, baby. And look where that got you. I know. All the cool kids were in drafting.

I think they had CAD. Yeah, it's like you'd make it like that, but you'd color it in with another program that had color. It's so complicated. It's not that complicated. What are you talking about? If you know the program Dave If you spend time learning the code Dave

Disney program's incredible I loved it I knew a guy who wrote something to make a mushroom It looked so cool Play that tape and play Giulio Aldinucci Two's great You think it's Giulio or I think it's Julio I think it's julio i think it's julio well i think it's julio you

think it's julio it's julio how do you spell it well g-i-u-l-i-o g-u-l-i-i-o g-i-u-l-i-o can i see it oh big golf sir g no i just wanted to see the tape can i see the tape oh yeah yeah yeah thanks it's a split with Moon Ra. If you see what they did there. Oh, this is a fancy hotel on the cover. See, you think it's a hotel? Oh, that's definitely a hotel. I think it's a cruise ship. I think it's a palace.

I think it's a cruise ship. There's like this little statue in the middle. A cruise ship? Yeah, like a fancy cruise ship. Oh, sorry, Dave. Sorry, Dave. Have you guys ever been on a cruise? No, never been on a cruise.

Have you? No, I never have. I don't think I'd want to do it. I don't like boats. You don't like boats? I feel like you would love boats. Why would I love boats? It's like Donald Trump's bedroom.

If we all had a whole bunch of little boats. A bunch of little boats. Dave, you want to get into remote control boats? Welcome to little boats and totes. We also sell remotes. That'd be pretty tight if you guys got into it. We'd go to the reservoir and put them in. I wish you would like Dave.

Dave would constantly be breaking them. RC boats, man. Me and Mike get really into boats, but Joe gets into airplanes instead. I get into drones. Little ones. Like bumblebee size? Yeah, really tiny ones.

And I like to try to land on your boats. Because you can fuck them up? Yeah, yeah, because it messes with the... And yours goes all crazy. This is on no problem of tapes. This tape. Thanks to Landscape, human-controlled tape transport.

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Thanks to them. Thanks to Andrew Weathers. Mike. off your order. Check that out. Thanks to them. Thanks to Andrew Weathers. Mike, Mike, hey, you know how to turn a car off? This new program's incredible. Was I just going through the speakers? Thank you. I'm not sure if I can do it. Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

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so so so Thank you. so Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you.