Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #90 | 8.6.16

Episode Date: August 6, 2016

Matthew Ryals, Ross Fish, Cream Juice, Lesmana Godril, Jake Tobin, Newton, R. Magellan, Muff, Dog As Master, Clearing, Max Eilbacher, and Vanessa Rossetto.

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right up there, Jamie. Get that Floroplasm. Yeah. Duplication.ca, you got... He's more slack on his headphones. You can take them off, big guy. Jamie, what exactly is Floroplasm? That's a good question. What is it? Don't answer it.

No, we don't really care. But they did this thing, this pad printing, where they... I watched a video of it, Don't answer it. Don't answer it. No, we don't really care. But they did this thing, this pad printing, where they, and I watched a video of it, and I love it, where the imprinting on the cassette shell, they do a full coverage thing. So I got these tapes, and they're green tapes

with a solid black imprinting with silver on top of it, and then black and silver on the other side. And they did a beautiful job. A beautiful job. I love it. So nice. I don't know anywhere else that does pad printing.

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There are no more messages. Tabs out. Tabs out. Tabs out. I was hoping Jamie was going to do it. Jamie, reel it in. Bring it in like a big boy. Tabs out. Oh, yeah. Cassette Podcast, episode number 90.

Nine. Holy cow. Am I right? Yeah, 90. We turned 90. The only number divisible by itself. Bernie Sanders' number when he played college ball. That's not how old he is?

Hey, come on. It might be, actually. Oh, Jamie Orlando filling in for, well, let's see. Filling in for, I guess, Ian, who would fill in for Joe B. Right? That's the chain. You're like the speaker of the house. Where does John Pyle fit into that roster? Oh, well, he's oddly shaped, so he fits in very weird spots where he fits in.

No, I gave John Pyle a text. Never responded. Don't like that. He's been making a lot of artwork, though, with old 90s porn in it, though. He's busy. Xeroxed 400 times yeah beyondtheruins.com that's probably not he's working on his uh he's working on his what is it his bootlegs bootlegs oh yeah i couldn't think of the word jamie i'm liking how you got your mic set up

here i've never seen joe b do that it's very uh uh up and down erect and uh. Yeah, it is. Joe B can never get it up like you can. No way. No way, no how. Oh, my good. I'm scrambling and... It's as quick as I can get it, boys. I'm sorry. I can't wait to see this. Jamie, you want to start?

Well, you know, we had an intro from Matthew Riles who just played Delaware the other night. Yeah, he was great. Yeah, man. Super awesome. With Matthew Gallagher who does... I'm blanking on the other night. Yeah, he was great. Yeah, man. Super awesome. With Matthew Gallagher, who does... I'm blanking on the name. Nobody tell me Machine Listener.

I knew it. I was going to get there. I feel like such a stupid person. I always do. But yeah, man, both their sets were tight. And I see you have that tape here. Where'd it go? Are you holding it?

Nope. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. Where is it? I just saw it. Is this a prank? There, it's right there, you asshole. I feel like such a stupid person.

You want to go into that one? Yeah. Look at that start I just did, that transition. From the intro to the tape. And now we're going to go probably play the tape. Isn't that neat? Yeah. 90 episodes, I'm finally getting it.

Ha ha ha! I can't wait to see it. Kind of checking this out, so it's on Behind the Glass, 2016. Behind the Glass. Behind the Glass, huh? Which one would be behind? That's a good question. Like if there's a window, who's behind the window?

If you're inside the house, can't you still be behind the window? It's like, orange looks orange to me. It's like, what if God is just like this rug? We're like riding on the back of a toad in the multiverse.

What if God was one of us? A stranger on the bus. We don't have a budget for more jokes. We've got a couple of jokes back. Too scary. Too scary. All right, Jamie.

Go. Go, Jamie. Do this. Can you do this? Yeah. Jamie, let me ask you a question. Can you intro your first tape? Can you do it?

Yes. This is Matthew Riles. The album title is We Could Make the Ride Better for Everyone. Do tell. On Behind the Glass, you said. Yes, 2016. I like this cover because it looks... Whoa!

That's like one of those... You guys remember the Magic Eye posters in the mall? Whoa, talk about... What do you see? What do you see, Dave, when you look at that? What's the hidden image? Let's see if he gets it, Jamie. Me and Jamie both know. Let you see, Dave, when you look at that? What's the hidden image? Let's see if he gets it, Jamie. Me and Jamie both know.

Let's see if Dave gets it. You can see it? You can't see it, can you? It's a human body. I was answering your question. This is nice. These zigzag colors going all over with just the red inside. I do like that a lot.

This looks really nice. It's got like a hand-drawn chevron on the front of that. But there's a little guy cut out here. Yeah. It's like a piece of paper. What's that, a drop shadow? I feel like somebody made a little tent out of paper to put in front of the chevron background and sit on a table.

Isn't that neat? It's very neat. And I gotta say, it's a nice touch. Like, I don't know if the white tapes and the red inside were just kind of like thrown together

or if that was done on purpose because it looks very nice when you open that up. It's a very nicely designed tape. Is this going to sound good, Jamie? Jamie? I actually don't know as I have not yet heard it.

I gotta question if this is going to sound good, though. Should we try it? Yeah. Should we start off episode number 90 with Matthew Riles, We Could Make the Ride Better for Everyone cassette? I think it'll be good. I think you're going to like it.

Yeah, it is cool. All right. Matthew Riles, here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. this they were high on weed matthew riles matthew riles getting all riled up oh yeah we could make the ride better for everyone you did he played that song at the bike shop the other night i remember it i wish he said that before he played shows you guys ready to get riled up oh that'd be good you can use that if you want well you can use it at the end you have to say how dave made it up you, you guys ready to get riled up?

Copyright Dave Doyle in 2016. That is the second release from Behind the Glass or Behind the Glass? I think it was The Glass. Behind the Glass. Okay. I never heard of that label. Has anyone else? What's the first release? I see on here that it says that this was created on a laptop computer using the software Logic Pro.

I did a little bit of using Logic Amateur. Do tell. Didn't work out so well. Only had two features. Save as enclosed. That's all it did. I think that's actually, he probably means it was recorded on a laptop because he has a big getup. That's what I, yeah. He's got a big get big get up no that was just one part of the whole thing

actually that's all it says on the cover it's just that I'm not reading the entire credit listing here you want me to read the thank you thanks mom you know what I'm getting at I'm just giving you some grief quit razzing me.

Don't you dare. All right, Davey boy. Where's David? David around someplace? What do you got? Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. Is that the movie Home? No.

What is that? What was that? Where are my tapes? I don't know. Are they up here? Okay, how about we start with this? How about we start with this? Well, we already started with.

How about we start with this? How about we start with this? Kyle Landra, Kyle Landstra, and Ross Fish Split that came out on Oxtail Recordings recently. Ooh. What's that? Didn't we already play this? No.

Yeah, we did. We didn't play this. You played something on Oxtail last time. Yeah, we did. We didn't play this. You played something on Oxtail last time. Yeah, Ian played it two episodes ago. He played the Ross Fish side? No, he played the Kyle Land... Oh, you're fishing me? I'm fishing you. Oh, I didn't know you were fishing me. Alright. I was Ross fishing you.

Alright. He pulled a fish on me. Alright, you're playing a fish. Go for it. Did we really play the Kyle Landry side of this? Yeah, we did. I'm pretty sure. Alright. Ross Fish is good, though. Yeah, let's play the Ross Fish side. Are you saying raw fish? I think you made that same joke in the other podcast.

No. There's a repeat. There's something wrong. Jamie, let me tell you a little thing about humor. And the callback. That's when you reference a joke you already made. You can keep doing it. Like every time I say, like, when I go,

quit razzing me, are you like, he said that last time. I love what he just said. Dave likes it. Alright, what, raw fish, rust fish? Rust fish. See, when you said raw fish, now it's coming back to me. That's why I do it. That's why I do it. That's why I do it.

Yeah, sometimes you... That's why I wake up every morning. I just thank God I'm alive. He's an Atlanta guy? Ross Fish? I don't know. I believe so. I think I know that because I have one of his tapes on Bridgetown.

Kevin Greenspan's label. Oh, nice. He was telling me a little bit. This is the first I've heard Ross Fish. But this... Ooh. He was telling me a little bit. This is the first I've heard Ross Fish, but this... Well, that's just not fair, is it? All right. I pushed the wrong button, by the way.

That was that. I was going to say it didn't make much sense, but they hardly ever do. So this, I believe by playing this, Dave, correct me if I'm wrong, Jamie, you being the record keeper of the show, will this round out everything from the latest Oxtail batch? We played it all. Correct me if I'm wrong, Jamie, you being the record keeper of the show, will this round out everything from the latest Oxtail batch?

We played it all. Because I believe we played the Mike Nigro tape, correct? We did. I believe we played the Kyle Lanchter side of this split, correct? We did. And did anyone play the Franklin Teagle tape? I don't think so. I didn't get a Franklin Teagle tape. Say that five times fast.

Was it a C-Note Glow tape or was it a Franklin Teagle tape? No, I didn't get a franklin teagle tape say that five times was it a c no take low tape or was it yes yes no i didn't get one hmm tick tock tick tock i wonder who got it all right well let's get into this i didn't even know he had a new one out oh yeah it's in the batch we mentioned it before you're always here dave well you know just gotta listen up i'm usually uh oxtail number six. Oh, my God. They're doing drugs to each other. Check out this entire batch. Let's get into this one.

Rossfish. Where did you say? Possibly an Atlanta guy? I think so. I think I remember Kevin telling me that. Of the Atlanta fishes. It's not impossible. I'll say that.

It's in the realm of possibility. That they're from Atlanta. Yeah. I think it's one guy. I think that actually might be his real name. You know what? I changed my mind. It's not possible. It's not possible.

It's not possible. No? No way. I'm with Dave. I'm with Dave. Damien, you are so dumb to think that. I would prefer you just left the room while we listened to Ross Fish.

You don't deserve to hear Ross Fish. Wrap it up. Ross Fish from The Split with Kyle Landstra. Oxtail Recordings. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so I can't hear anything in my headphones, Davey Boyd. There we go. raw fish raw fish raw fish split with kyle lanchter on oxtail oxtail i really like that i'm gonna say their new batches

my favorite uh uh audio wise and visually yeah did we talk about the art on that tape at all we talked about the art on the last two days. We talked about the art already because we played it already. I know. I'm just making sure that you remember. Thank you. I didn't put that one on my board tonight. No. Yeah.

We talked about King Bozo. Do tell. I already told him. What is that? Is it Steve Martin? What is it? I'm missing something. Play it one more time. Give me one more. give me one more alright alright nevermind alright my turn

alright should I get into this guy Mike thanks okay so as we've talked about before maybe you've heard maybe you've seen it on the site maybe you heard a little thing in the commercial we did for duplication.ca at the beginning of the show about the subscription series that we do.

Where what this is, this is what keeps the show going. This is where we make a lot of money. Whoa, slow down. Hold on there. What we do is people who donate to the show, right, we make four exclusive tapes per year that are like, you know, nicely packaged. They're numbered. They got your name written on them, all that jazz. It is neat. Custom packaging.

The latest one. Highly custom packaging. Is a, depending on what it is, is a C-15 from Cream Juice. The duo of Keith Rankin, who does Giant Claw, Seth Graham. They both run Orange Milk together.

Fantastic label. And this is it takes a couple of hours to listen to because it's a couple days long. We bury each of them and you have to find them.

It takes a couple of out-of-print compilation tracks and a live set from the Orange Milk Showcase. The set! I want to tell you, that was the most beautiful set I think I've ever seen. And what is packaged in here is, you know those individual

cereal boxes you can get? Not like a big cereal box, but you get the pops, the cornflakes that come in the little box. It's one of those. It's like a custom one of those for a cereal called Extra Salty Cream Juice. It says on the front there, there's a free cassette inside. When you open it up, it's got a little...

Dave, you like that little... I put a little Velcro tab on top. I do like the little Velcro tab. And it's got... I was going to put some cereal in it. I opted against it. It's got the tape inside here. I like in it I opted against it it's got the tape inside here I like that it just comes in a clear

Norelco like that yeah it's got a little maze on the back of the cereal boxes they sometimes have this one's already been done

you know what you should have done is you should have got them sealed in bags Dave always gives me the ideas after they're done

you do that too but you should have got them sealed like little toys in cereal boxes. Ah, that would have been fun. Coming like plastic bags that you tear open. Yeah, that's a lot of waste. The inconvenient truth is we probably shouldn't be using that much stuff.

That's true. All right. If it was compostable. Yeah. Oh, oh. Nope. Hot mic. Hot mic.

Hot mic. Hot mic. Hoot. Hoot. And the... Boosley Boosley. I like that there's a nutrition fax on the side. That's where you're going to get all the info up on the tape.

Side A, live at Orange Milk Showcase. Record in Prospect Range. Whoa. Brooklyn, New York. November. This is with Richard... Excelbert? I guess his name looks like...

Excelbert. Ach mal. Ach well. So is the album title... from Maharaja's Sweets? Is it Extra Soggy Cream Juice or just Extra Soggy? Extra Soggy is the name of the tape. Cream Juice is the name of the project. It's a fun one. I like making this packaging.

Oh, I didn't mention there's a kid on the front. I almost missed it. There's a kid on the front sitting behind this, about to dig into that Extra soggy cream juice. And that is Joe B's, a picture of his wife

when she was younger. And a picture that, I don't know how I got it. Maybe someone in her family put it on Facebook and as soon as I saw it, I said, save. Wow.

I grabbed it because I knew it would disappear. That's nice. It's a nice picture. Describe it. Don't describe it. I don't want to give Stacey a hard time. She looks like she belongs

on a cereal box. It's a perfect picture for a cereal box. Joe B says she wasn. Don't describe it. I don't want to give Stacey a hard time. She looks like she belongs on a cereal box. It's a perfect picture for a cereal box. Joby says she wasn't that excited about it. Like she's not thrilled about it. But I think it's flattering.

Oh yeah. To be like, you know, how many people, like has anyone been on the Wheaties box and said, why'd you put me

on the Wheaties box? What's the deal with cereal? I mean, brand flakes. I don't want someone not showing up to pick a flake. So anyway, let's... I'm sorry. Too scary.

All right. Let's get into this. Cream juice. Something from the... Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. You're going to have to tell me at some point what that is. All right. Let's play Dave Doyen's copy of this.

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Don't go to TabZal.com and don't donate to us. And don't get fun tapes for the entire family. Prepare to fast forward. Preparing to fast forward. Fast forward. Fast forwarding, sir. All right, Jamie Orlando. Me already?

Right? That was me, right? Yeah, I think so. Okay. What kind of drugs do you take? I'm going to mix it up a little bit. I'm going to play this really interesting tape that I got from Sean Stelfox

that he brought back from Indonesia for me. Sean, who's been on the show before. Yeah. He did that, uh, what was the documentary called? Remind me. It was called... Eh, whatever. The thing he did for Tabs Out. Yeah. It was called... It was called... It had a yeah it was called it was called it had a name

did it right it was at a name right it's called tabs out tabs out presents dot dot dot it was about the cassette culture in indonesia yeah yeah yeah in central java yeah yeah it was called oh cassette culture in central j Central Java. Was that it? I think so. Wow. And they love their daddy. So anyway, this tape was actually pressed at Locananta Recordings, which is featured in that documentary. It is featured in that documentary. I just like to watch it. It looks like it's from the 80s.

The style on it's really kind of strange to my ears. It might not be strange over there, but I think it's like a play or some kind of theatrical performance my ears it might not be strange over there but it's i think it's like a play or some kind of theatrical performance because there's they'll be like music like hamilton yeah dave turn my headphones up and then um all of a sudden they'll be like just a spoken piece for like a couple minutes and then it'll go back into music so scary i think if we uh check it out right at the beginning we'll hear mostly music but first of all can you guys

just take a look at this cover sure and tell me how great that is i dig the art that's pretty good yeah let me say it i like dave good work by the way people are going to tune into a cassette podcast and be like, that's good. Next. Okay. Looking. Okay, I looked at it, Jamie. Isn't that neat? Whoa, who's this? This guy's definitely too scary. Look at that. Is he supposed to be like, is he supposed to be

like welcoming? Or is he supposed to be like, stay away from me? See, I think he's supposed to be like a clown. He's supposed to look funny. But he looks really scary to us. Too scary. Yeah, but sick typesetting here. I like the design work. Damn, that's an old tape.

Open up that J card. Open it up in the middle. No doubt. Tell me what you see. I can't wait to see this. It's like a stamp of the Locanada copyright control. What is that? Is that an airplane on fire? What is that?

I don't know. I just really like it. I like the stamp in the middle. Legit. It's legit. It's very sketchy, the stamp in the middle. In a sci-fi film about an alternate universe, this would be like the Nazis would have that stamp.

It's very empirical, right? It's nationalistic. Yeah, of course. Well, with, you know... With Obamacare. With Obamacare and death panels. And what else did Obama... Benghazi.

Benghazi. Fucking Benghazi. Too scary. Jamie, you're seriously going to light that torch. You're seriously going to get me going on Benghazi. We're going to be here for an hour. We got to get to the bottom of it, man. Come on.

I know Obama did it. Enjoy the adventure. Obama did it, and I'm tired of being politically correct about it. We got to lock her up. I'm tired. He did it. That's one thing I'm tired of being is politically correct. Yeah, I'm tired.

I don't have time for it. Thank you. Thank you. I don't have time for it. I don't have any time for it. Oh, you should see, Jamie, I think because you're new don't have time for it. I don't have any time for it. Oh, you should see Jamie. I think because you're new, he's not doing it. But Dave is normally like really getting into us about like how proud we should be as white people.

And I'm like, Dave, Jesus Christ, man. He's not doing it right now. He's a big Trump guy. I didn't know he knew this. He's a big Trump guy. Yeah, you guys want to talk about Trump? I'll talk about Trump. Here he goes.

All right. Preparing to fast forward. Preparing to fast forward. Fast forward. Fast forwarding, sir. Let's get into this. How do a big Trump guy. Yeah, you guys want to talk about Trump? I'll talk about Trump. Here he goes. All right. Preparing to fast forward. Preparing to fast forward. Fast forward. Fast forwarding, sir. Let's get into this. How do you say the name of this? Oh, I've got to read it off the thing.

I don't know. Oh, Jesus H. Christ, Jamie. Lesmana Godrill. All right. Tape. Does it have a name? No. Self-titled.

From on Locanada. Yeah. On this old ass tape. On Maxell. This is going to be a nice one. All right on Locanada. Yeah. On this old ass tape. Yes. On Maxell. This is going to be a nice one. All right, here we go. Thank you. I know Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Thank you. I I

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Lesmana Goodrill. Uh-oh, turn that. There you go. Say it again, Dave. Lesmana Goodrill. It won't come up on the recording. So nice he said it twice. Are we back? I sound like a fool. Yes, we're back. Dave likes That's Monica Drill. It won't come up on the recording. So nice he said it twice. Are we back?

I sound like a fool. Yes, we're back. Dave likes to come right back in. That was fun, man. That was kind of like a play. Yeah. Wasn't it? You think that was the guy on the cover?

He was the guy talking? Yeah. I don't think. You said he's like a clown. I think he's more of a magician. I think it's like something we don't have where it's somebody who's really funny but you're supposed to fear them

but like we don't have that we don't have an equivalent not in my America there he goes again you guys want to talk about Trump? no man let's talk about Hillary Clinton I want to talk about Hillary Clinton

and they love their daddy lock her up that's what I say let's chant that. Can we just chant that? Lock her up. USA. Lock her up. Lock her up.

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guar equivalent. That's good. I like that. Will they have like a Blurb-a-que? My phone battery, I gotta say, has been getting fast quick. One guy has a scream mask. The scream mask?

Yeah. But he always has to take it off immediately because it gets too hot. His guitar, the neck is like a scythe. There should be a band that, like, their shtick is they wear, like, big masks and stuff, but they get hot immediately and have to take it off in the middle of the first song.

Every single time. Take off their boots and pour them out. Or they wear kiss makeup, but it's always running right away. It gets in their eyes and it messes the show up. They're playing it and they're playing it. And they start fucking up playing guitar.

And the drummer didn't want to wear makeup from the beginning because he predicted it. And you can hear him yelling at the other band members as they go off stage. I told you. We never should have gone into the makeup thing. And they always get the makeup that it's the cheap stuff that burns your eyes. Why do we keep getting the cheap stuff? It says right on there. Don't put on the skin.

It says for dogs only. Why do you give getting the cheap stuff? It says right on there, don't put on the skin. It says for dogs only. Why do you give us that kind? A funny feeling called fear. All right. Davey boy. Davey boy. Where's David? David around someplace?

You got a tape you want to play? A cassette tape I want to play? I like cassette tapes, you guys. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Let's talk about them. I see one across the room. I'm like...

They're like Pokemon to me. I'm going to play this Otron tape. Otron. Minus O-T-R-O-N. If you want to look it up on the old web, this tape is another self-release tape. I think we got another self-release tape from Otron that we

played maybe last year. Okay. Yeah. On a... No, I'm thinking of Uton. Uton? Otron. Ot U-Ton. U-Ton, O-Tron. O-Tron, U-Ton. O-Tron had a tape on Eiderdown, right? No. I don't think...

U-Ton did. U-Ton? Or O-Tron? I don't know what you guys are talking about. U-Ton. Jamie's like, what? Jamie's like, this sounds

like a presidential debate. I feel like it was U-Ton but it was something else. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh, uh. Anyway, what do you got, Dave? Anyway, how's your sex life? Otron.

Doze on. Self-released cassette. It's good. Otron's project out of the UK. The what? Brexit. Topical. Get out of here.

What do you think? Give us a call. Let us know. Shipping these over for pennies after that happens. I'm getting blinded by that blue shell. Pass it on over. Ooh. I like that.

What is that? Yeah, this is a really nice color scheme here. It's like a... Wow. Blueish green. You know what? Yeah, I dig the art. It reminds me of something very specific.

It reminds me of a shirt that I would wear in like 1989. And fool goes the Dynamite. But like a really close up look at one section of the shirt. Yup. I can see you wearing that. Even has a fabric texture to it. I saw Dave in his dress uniform today.

I went to his house just when he was getting from work. My dress uniform. Just when he was getting from work and he had on like the red polo. Yeah, looks like something you should wear in an arcade if you're the ref. Okay. That's what he looked like. I asked him for quarters. That's funny that you thought that because I asked him for quarters.

Or like shorts. I feel like I need a whistle. I'll never use it. Like a close-up of Zuba shorts. I do like that cover. It's like Max Headroom. We all have a different interpretation. You're right about the color scheme, though. It's a very nice color scheme. It's a peach. Who put this out? Self-re though. It's a very nice color scheme. It's a peach. Yeah. Who put this out?

Self-released. Oh, putting in all the work. Good union jobs. Speaking of Max Headroom, I have a little anecdote for you guys. Zootel! And they love their daddy. What is it? Do you guys know in the 80s, somebody

hijacked the broadcast signal and they dressed up as Max Headroom and it was really weird. They never found out to this day who it was. You can look it up on YouTube and it's actually way too scary. He's saying friggin' liberals and all kinds of weird stuff.

Those friggin' liberals, don't get me started. You guys want to talk about Trump? Dave, come on. Stop. Jamie, stop egging them on. What? I said have I ever watched Stranger Things? That's more like it. Hey!

Jamie, what do you got? Otron. Dave's playing a tape. Otron or Uton? What are we playing? Otron. Pass it on over. This doesn't look like a Tranquility Tape, but it made me think of a Tranquility Tape. I can see. And I wish

Franklin would start doing Tranquility Tapes again. What, are you spending time with your kids, Hopshot? Yeah, come on, Hopshot. What, are you trying to get the best... Are you trying to get World's Greatest Dad trophies? You buy those, dummy. Isn't that neat? Alright, well this tape isn't blue anymore. Change colors. They can do that now,

huh? God bless. I feel like I got a lot of loose body parts. God love them. All right. Well, let's get into this Otron Doze On.

What's going on? Don't get started, Dave. You said you were going to cut back on the Trump. There's something wrong. Otron Doze On cassette. Self-released.

A beautiful looking one. Let's see. Let's listen to it and... And enjoy the adventure. Thank you. so I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone. I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone. I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone. I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone. I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone. I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone.

I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone. I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone. I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone. I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone. I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone. I know that you're not alone, but I know that you're not alone. I know that you see white building, it's snowing, soft snow. I see this horse with a harbour, seeing the bag of snow away. People in Easter dress and drapes walking up and down stairs.

A man who turns towards me and smiles. But he has huge teeth on one side of his mouth. Then one night, the scene changes. I see cats and dogs walking towards me. They come to a certain point and then stop. Then it changes again. I see a lot of children. They're moving up and down stairs.

They wear bright colors, blue and blue, like Easter eggs. So I said, is this like a dream? And she said, no, it's not like a dream. It's like a dream. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 we're back i uh i have a tape by otron called like voltic Galaxer that I believe was also self-released. It came out in 2015. I have that tape. Oh, you have that tape? I thought I had that tape. No, I have that tape. Did you steal it from me?

Maybe we got two copies. Maybe. Because I feel like I'm looking at it right now and I know I have that tape somewhere. It'd be on that shelf behind you. Let me see your screen. I can't pick up this bad boy, Dave. Come on. I already sent her in for pairs once, alright? I'm not going down that route. Don't pour water on your computer anymore. Doze.

Don't let them. They're listening, man. They're gonna That isn't covered by warranty. Give me a glass of water. Doze on by Otron. A pro-dubbed tape limited to 20 copies. What? And still available. 20 copies pro-dubbed, huh? Edition of 20. Yeah, ships out within three days. It says right here, what a deal. to 20 copies and still available. 20 copies product?

Edition of 20. Ships out within 3 days. It says right here. What a deal. How many are left? It doesn't have any kind of notation. I want one. Buy it right now. otron.bandcamp.com album-on on your web browser.

What are you laughing at, Big Shot? I don't know. Let me tell you something about you. You're nothing but a turkey like the man. Typing on on your web browser. What are you laughing at, Big Shot? I don't know. What are you laughing at, Hopshot? Let me tell you something about you. You're nothing but a turkey like to me. All right? How much do you even bench? I got a lot of loose body parts.

How much do you even bench, Dave? Jamie, honestly, round it to the nearest 10. What do you think Dave even benches? I don't know. Probably. Don't say that number. I know what you're going to say. All right, my turn.

Me's turn. What am I going to play? That was sick, by the way, if I didn't say that. Yeah, that tape's incredible. Speaking of sick, I'm going to play my favorite tape so far this year. That's a bull... Wait, Come On Man is yours? I thought that was Joe's.

I've always had Come On Man. My whole world's been turned upside down, Jamie. I thought that was Joe's, too. I've never even been On Man. My whole world's been turned upside down, Jamie. I thought that was Joe's too. I've never even been here before. Side track. That should be a new segment. We have people call in and we play a sound effect and they have to guess whose it is.

Well, they can't call in because we have the GoDaddy hotline for a year and no one called. But Jamie, when you listen, do you get an idea on your own of whose sound clip it is? Yes, and I actually thought the Too Scary in the English accent was Joe's as well. Too Scary. He does the rap. He does that one, too.

The rap, Too Scary. Yeah, that's me. Yeah. Huh. This is very interesting. A little insight into the show. My favorite tape so far this year. The tape.

Jake Tobin sorta upset Horde Records number 9 I know that one too this just came out and I like it a lot Jake Tobin

he was on another tape that I really enjoyed called The Best of bob seger where him and ben varian it was basically like they talked over top of it but with like distorted voices and they just talked about bob seger and they played little clips of bob seger and then they played like it was basically a mixtape like they would play other stuff and they played their songs as well is this the one where you said it sounded like Jelly Beans made it? Yes. Was it Bob Seger or Pete Seger? I thought it was Bob

Seger. Okay. Who's got the Silver Bullet Band? That's Bob Seger. Yeah, I think that, I don't know if they mentioned that. So I don't know why I brought that up. But that was on Truly Bald. I think this Jake Tobin guy is somewhat, if the police were to look into it, if there was an investigation,

then I believe they would connect him to the label Truly Bald in some way. This, though, is on I believe you say Horde. How would you say it? H-A-O-R-D. H-A-O-R-D? Horde. Horde. Number nine. Life is so Horde. Life is

so hard. Life is hard and too scary. But you gotta a funny feeling called fear and enjoy the adventure. Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. I is hard and too scary. But you got a funny feeling called fear and enjoy the adventure. Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. I love the cover for this. Jesse DeRosa wrote a little bit about it on the look at these tapes feature. Something that Dave stopped doing. You dropped out. I did it. You just didn't like the way I did it.

Where he wrote about the it's a funny thing. You look at the site. Is it a photograph that's been a little... Somebody maybe did a little Photoshop work to it. They might have increased the contrast levels. Oh, I did a little contrast increasing myself in Photoshop class. What's the deal with Photoshop? What's drop shadows?

Lens blur. Why would you ever use an inner glow? with Photoshop. What's Drop Shadows? LensFlare. Why would you ever use an Interglow? What's wrong with Interglow? That's my Jerry Seinfeld. That's your Jerry Seinfeld. Well, not bad. One of the best I've ever heard.

It's pretty good. It's not bad. It's pretty good. And they love their daddy. Alright, so let's get into this. Well, actually, let me open it up and fold it out and see how it feels. Yep, feels good. Good stock. I'm seeing a nice gloss.

There's a nice gloss on there. Got a nice shine from this angle. I'm going to get fingerprints all over it. I can't wait to see this. I'm going to get fingerprints all over it. All right, let's get into this. Jake Chobin, Sword of Upset Tape on Horde. Something from Side B.

There's something wrong. I think you're really, really, really going to enjoy this. The labels on here are very breath mint. I like that. Breath mint records, which I believe we're playing something a little bit later. Maybe next. Who knows? Maybe next.

Who knows? But right now, we're going to do this. Jake Chobin, we're going to play Sword Tobin. We're going to play sort of that on the line. It's going worse. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. I don't like something like that. Thank you. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I need writing songs And the songs, and the songs When I hear you come around

I need to know I'm here to love I'm here to love Well you know what, maybe there's something here just to keep it right Is it really all so important? Don't we need something just to keep it light? Somewhere I've been gone, and he's heard me hear Someone make me, and rise again Somewhere, alone, and leave her tears to me

Someone, make me, and rise again Stuff just tends to bubble up Keep rising, you know. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Jake Tobin. It was only a matter of time before that came down. Jake Tobin, sort of upset on Horde Records. I'm sort of upset because... That came out this year? Yep.

I'm going to say that's probably the best tape that I've heard this year. You've got to listen to the entire thing, Dave, because let me tell you why. The whole thing's good. It's a great tape. If that tape... I'm going to make a bold prediction that if that tape isn't my favorite tape of the year, then Hillary Clinton has destroyed this country.

Something horrible has happened. I know she downloaded Benghazi. I know she stole from Obama. She had a waiter. She hired a waiter to go around and serve privates.

She had a private server in her house. I heard she climbs in bedroom windows and pops waterbeds. Why would you even do that?. Are you serious? Yeah. Why would you even do that? What are you gaining? I don't know, man. She likes power. That sounds like a bad boy thing, actually. It's a power trip.

Oh, she's the baddest. She's the baddest. Bad boys only wish to be Hillary Clinton. You know she can make people commit suicide with her mind. Really? Mm-hmm. She has dice that she rolls that tell her whether or not to kill someone. Dave saw a YouTube of it. Yeah.

He saw the comments on YouTube. We didn't watch the video yet, but I know it's true. You know about fluoride? See, I bet if she tried to make me kill myself, I wouldn't do it. You know about Shem Trails? Yeah. I can't remember if it's Shem Trails, right? Yeah, Shem Trails.

Like Shemp. Yeah. Like Shemp. Yeah. Like the Three Stooges? Like the Three Stooges. Hey, stupid. Alright, Jake Tobin. Oh, I'm sort of upset, though, because next to me I had a little shelf, and it was bound to come down. Let me just be honest, this wasn't a Yankee workshop over here.

It's a cork board, and I had, like, with little, like, hooks, I had all of a sudden, I had a little shelf. It was a shoe box. Such a shoddy construction. I just put it up here just to have something here to play. The idea was I would just put the tapes. I was playing

tonight there and that's all it would hold because that's the limit. But they stacked up boys and it wasn't just tapes. I had a bunch of stuff on there. Mike's never going to build another shelf. It's only going to get lazier and lazier. Yeah, right, man. I do a good job of building shelves and keeping stuff away.

You're going to get tired of it. Jamie, let me tell you what happens. I get this place clean. These fellas come over and make a mess of the place. They get schmutz everywhere. They got hot dog buns they left behind. I've never eaten a hot dog in this room.

They come in with the big foam fingers. They leave those behind. I can't even remember the last time I've had a hot dog. Number one. How about in with the big foam fingers. They leave those behind. I can't even remember the last time I've had a hot dog. Number one. How about a good old-fashioned Coney Island? Coney Island. Duplication.ca for all your Coney Island hot dogs.

Are you putting out what? Okay, you took it away. All right, Jamie. I mean, is this a music podcast or a... I know. I know. All right. Now you got the Podcast Association of America.

You got them on my ass. So the tape I am going to play for you now is by... My problem is I tell Hillary Clinton. Is by who, Jamie? By Newton. Newton. And do you guys know who Newton is? Maybe our listeners don't know.

I know who Newton is. I heard. I'm familiar. I'm not going to try. Matt Raidman. Matt, one T. Not two. One T. Matt Raidman. Matt, one T. Not two. One T.

Matt Raidman. R-A-D-E-M-A-N. Sole proprietor of Breathman Records. Since like 99 times. It's a super awesome label. I've been trying to get some stuff from his back catalog. How old was he when he got into this? 11.

Really? Yep. 11 years old. Are you being serious? How old is he? 69. I this? 11. Really? Yep. That's insane. 11 years old. Are you being serious? How old is he? 69. I think he's like our age. Yeah.

Our age? He's our age. Like if you add all three of us up? If you add our age collectively. He's the sum of our age. Yeah. Which I think is 69, right? Yeah, I think so.

You're 33, right? Yeah. How old are you, Jamie? 35. And I'm negative. Do the math. Give us a 69, boys. No, yeah, he's been...

Be-ba-dee-ba-be-ba-doo. Be-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-da-ba-dee-ba-da-ba-da-do. Yeah, he's been doing Breathman for a while. We were... We've tried... It's so funny, because he lives right in Philadelphia. He's right... He's 45 minutes down I-95, up I-95.

Up I-95. And he's been in Delaware like eight times over the last two years. Yeah. And we tried to get a laser focus. We tried so hard. And we got so far as to come here. To come here and sit down and get everything going. And then all of a sudden... What kind of drugs do you take?

We just had to call it off. You should hear that one. That flub. That's one for the flub books. That's a blooper reel one right there, but we'll get it together. There's something wrong. Because Breathman Records deserves, I wouldn't say they deserve a laser focus, as if that's some sort of honor that one gets, like a golden globe.

I want to say this is number 350, but it doesn't say it anywhere on here, so maybe I'm just making that up. I'm getting 350 on my notes. Are you? Okay. I certainly am. Is that from Discogs.com? It's from a

reputable source. I don't disclose my sources. I did pick this up from him at a final Friday, last time he played at the bike shop, which was awesome. He's one of my favorites. This is a nice classic Breathman. He's been doing this layout. He's had this template going for a while now. Maybe

15 years? Something like that. It's a good story, but he's got some good stories about noise in the 90s. Let me take you back to 1997. Merzbow was top of the charts. We'll get to those one day. For right now, for a stopgap.

What we're going to do is do something special. This tape for Dana. And now I can't tell. Here it goes. He did it. You said it. You asked for it.

Woo-hoo. Here we go. Bye. We don't have to hear it. What's going on? Hey. Your wife called. My doctor said,

is anything bothering you? Hey. I said, that's a VA doctor. Good work. Let me get you. Gotcha. So we're going to... Something's there with Benghazi.

We're going to kick this off in the middle of the B-side. There's something wrong. Something's going wrong. Not the middle, like the quarter of the B-side. There's something wrong. Something's going wrong. Not the middle, like the quarter of the B-side. I kind of queued it up to a spot where things started to get a little interesting. Now, this isn't like a C1, is it? No, it's a C20.

He's not a shy one or a C2. Okay, C20. That's got some girth. So put it in just like this. Don't rotate it. Just like that. So slam it in like this onto the side. This isn't like a car stereo, Jamie. It's not going to suck it in. What's going on? There's some reverb on that one, isn't there, Davey boy?

Like this side? No, other side. This side? Yeah. No screws on this. No screws. But there's a little divot. Oh, okay. A little divot. What color is this? This is like the mint in an old grandmom's candy dish. Slow down. Hold on there. It tastes like chalk.

Like chalk? Like chalk? Like chalk. Or like the Italian candies that look like barber poles and they all taste just like sugar. Yeah, they taste like glass with sugar sprinkled on them. Mama Biscucci's glass with sugar. Biscucci. Mama Biscucci has a glass with the sugar on. I like that she's almost crying.

I work so hard making the glass. Blowing the glass to put the sugar. My husband makes very hard life. My fingers, they don't work the good. Everybody just buys it out of pity. Please, please give me a little bit of reverb. wish we had some sad music hold on let me just take the time to to google sad music and then we'll get this going again i think this jamie tell us a story about cassette tapes actually i was um i was wondering um how far you guys

may have made it in the home alone series because we were talking about home alone earlier two number two you got to two see See, I've seen one, two, and like four. There's a fourth one? There's a fifth one. There's a fifth one? Yeah. Please. Please. Mama was coaching me.

She know I eat. Pop my glass with the sugar. Please. The doctor said I lose my toe. I was 17 a year to feed. He bought my glass with the sugar. Please. I need to buy a PlayStation 2 Is that over yet?

Alright what tape are we playing? Take the reverb off Dave The tape is called Who and Why Breath Mint 350 C20 B-side Come on now I need you now You can suck at the glasses.

I got the shoulder on the glass. Call Mama Fertucci now. 1-800-69 Spaghetti Meatballs. That part was racist at the end. Give me this tape. Newton.

I am like 90% Italian. Who? Who? Are you really? Pretty close. I'm 75%. Yeah, but you're so tall that 90% is... The 10% that's left is a lot.

Doyen's Italian? No, it says Scaramangeli. That sounds Dutch. My dad's grandfather was adopted. I think your dad's running from the law, right? Oh yeah, definitely. Don't Obama, don't skip the part. Dear Obama, skip the part that happened

30 seconds prior. Thank you very much, U.S. citizen Dave Dorn taps out. There's a man dressed as a with a show I don't know what I'm asleep there's a big there's a man dressed as a baby crying in the background

Newton who and why on Breathman The I'm going to go ahead get a good view of the water. I'm going to go ahead and get back to you. I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of water. so I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and get some water. All right, Newton. Newton. Newton. Who and why on Breath Mint. We should have Newton over for a full Tabs Out episode. I texted him to see if he wanted to come.

He didn't text me back. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm is right. Because he's normally quick on the text. He's like an iron man. Because he's a post office worker. 16 years, he told me.

He's like up at like, they're up early, right? I assume. Yeah. He likes his schedule, though. And he's out late. Oh, good. He likes it now. Good.

I'm glad for him. He had a bad one, but he likes it better now. If he can work his way up the ranks to postal inspector, he can carry a gun and stuff, I think, on a plane. Oh, yeah? He can smuggle our, quote, media mail around. I got to say, if he'd be the coolest person i knew if he could get go on a plane and just carry a gun that's like that's like a level

of cool and you're right he could just bring our media mail wait a minute why doesn't does rat bastard he gets to fly for free why isn't he donating his time to deliver mail for free all across the country for people? Mike's really mad because last year he tried to get on a plane with a super soaker. He had the one with the backpack. Oh, the 350. And he had it full of Kool-Aid. I need my juice.

I'm a juice boy. I like to get into the sugar. Remember how they had like different strengths? Oh, yeah. No. You had like the super soaker 3000. No. You had the Super Soaker 3000. They were too expensive. I never had one.

Too scary. What do you mean different strengths? Like certain ones, you would pump them up. Oh, you had your 250? You had your 350? Yeah. And then the one with the backpack. I don't even know what that one was. Yeah.

I had the one with the backpack. But you had the two-cannon one, the single-cannon. Yeah. They were ridiculous. Yeah. You used to square cars with those. Do kids square cars with water guns anymore? Oh, yeah. Good. Good were ridiculous. Yeah. He used to square cars with those. Do kids square cars with water guns anymore?

Oh, yeah. Good. Good for them. I still do it. Ooh. You still do it? Yeah, I like doing shit like that. You are such a bad...

Dave. I'm not as scared of the cops. Dave, you know why I need... You know who you need to stop being a bad boy for? Do you know who you should stop it... I'm not going to stop. I don't care what you say.

Do you know who you should think about when you're being a bad boy? Who? I'm not, but listen to me. I'm not going to screw you while you're doing the bad boy. Damn, you suck a ton of sugar on the glass. All right, enough of the knucklehead stuff.

Just listen to what the cops say, though. If the cop tells you to do something, you do it. I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message. That's your Obama. It was pretty good. It was probably the best I've ever heard. Thanks. All right.

I've been working on it. You guys want to hear my Bill Clinton? Yeah. Hey, what's the deal with these damn Seinfeld references all the time? Don't fucking lie. So I was at Dogfish Head down at Rehoboth Beach the other day, right? And you saw Dennis Miller. Waiting for a table.

There was these people waiting outside, right? And the one dude said that the Kennedys were from Florida. And somebody was like, no, they weren't from Florida. They're from Massachusetts. And he was like, no, I thought they were from Florida. And they're like, you don't know their thick Massachusetts accent? Like the iconic accent? And he goes, no, the only thing I know he was like, no, I thought they were from Florida. And they're like, you don't know their thick Massachusetts accent? Like the iconic accent? And he goes, no, the only thing I know he said was,

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. And I almost lost it on the guy. That was pretty good, though. I kept my cool, though. Oh, I want to catch him like a Pokemon. I hope he's listening right now. Had a stupid Pet Sound shirt on. Too scary. I should have knocked that guy out. I should have used listening right now. Got a stupid Pet Sound shirt on. Too scary.

I should knock that guy out. I should use all my strength. I've never punched someone before. It's been building up for one big one. Go, boy! I know. I'm riled up. You ain't getting riled up.

All right. Oh, my God. They're doing drugs to each other. Dave, go. All right. Fine. You want me to go? I'll go.

You ain't got to tell me three times. Just go, Dave. Be a good boy. I'm going to go? I'll go. You ain't got to tell me three times. Just go, Dave. Be a good boy. I'm going to play this. What? Our Magellan tape. Sleepy TV came out on OJC. I don't think we've ever gotten anything from OJC before.

We have. Correction. Have we? You have. Yeah. What have we gotten? I think we played that No Data tape. Yeah.

That was No Data? That's one of the tapes that I, after listening to it on the podcast, I bought it on Bandcamp right away. Oh, nice. Oh, hot sale. Hot sale. Use the selling power of Tabs Out. Let me tell you about the selling power of Tabs Out.

Brought to you by Mama Biscoli. Advertise with us now. Seriously, you can get rates. Jamie, how many tapes have you bought because of us? 68? 70? Somewhere in the middle of that? Yeah. All right, go ahead, Dave.

What are you going to play? I'm going to play this R. Magellan tape. Came out on OJC, which I think is the first time we've ever played anything on this label. No, that's not true. I don't play that no data tape, Dave. And I bought it on Bandcamp right afterwards.

Nice. How many have you bought, Jamie, because of us? 68? 70? It's about how much Dave benches. Dave, how much do you even bench? All right, come on. Quit being bad boys. Let's play this fucking...

Can we please just get through an episode where we play a tape like big boys? I'm going to play this Armagellon tape. Can we please just grow up for five minutes and play a fucking tape like a big boy would? It's called Sleepy TV. It came out on OJC Records, which I think is the first time we've ever played an OJC tape before.

See, I don't think you're right. I don't think you're right about that. You know what we can do? Stop the music. We can agree to disagree. Okay? Let's just agree to disagree. Okay. I'll agree to disagree.

So this came out on OJC Records. I think this is the first OJC tape we've ever played, right? Hey, guys? Guys? I fell into the tape deck. I got a spool in my shorts. Hey guys, I got a tape spool stuck.

It's stuck in my shorts. Can you hit the eject button? Just hit the eject button and get me out of here. I got a wedgie. I got a... What's no Dolby, dude? What's no Dolby? Hey, guys.

What? All right, grow up, Dave. Quit hijacking the microphone. What are you going to play? Or am I yelling? Sleepy TV. It came out on OJC Records, which I think is the first time TV. It came out on OJC Records. Which I think is the first time we've ever gotten anything

on OJC before. Hey, guys. Guys. Hey. Hey, hit fast forward. Maybe I'll fall on the way down and I can just crawl out the craft in the bottom. Prepare to fast forward. Prepare to fast forward. Fast forward. Fast forwarding, sir.

Alright, hand it over to me. We're done doing that. Okay, what's that? A plane on the cover of a helicopter or something? This is actually a real... I think you couldn't tell. So dismissive. Which one it was.

It's either a plane or a helicopter. I can't really tell. Let me see. Let me see. It does. I think it's a helicopter. This is getting started. It's cool.

It's like a... I don't think that's a helicopter. Who put that out? This was cut out of a page of a sixth grade social studies book. And that's the caption of Armageddon is the pilot of this plane. Cruiser Chev. Sleepy TV was the name of of the helicopter that's a good name for a helicopter

sleepy tv do people name helicopters i know they name boats but do they name helicopters some people do probably if not we'll just call when joe b gets in the boat we'll have him name his sleepy tv i bet you right now no no no i Sleepy TV. I bet you right now. I'm going to tell you right now. If you said to Joe B. as a joke, Joe, whenever you get into boats, we're going to name your boat Sleepy TV. He's going to say,

no, I already got a name picked out. And he'll have a name ready to go. I guarantee it. It'll be the Magellan. You think Joe listens to these? No, he says he doesn't listen to his own work will he listen to this work? I think he'll listen to ones he's not on he's like Dustin Hoffman in that way

oh okay no I don't know if that's true he doesn't like things that are white and he likes a lot of little things when he eats right? he likes a lot of little things he doesn't like eating white things but he likes rice but he likes white other things he likes rice because it's a lot of little things. He doesn't like eating white things. He doesn't like cotton. But he likes rice.

But he likes white other things. He likes rice because it's a lot of a little thing that overrides the white. Yeah, that overrides the white. Yeah, get to know Joby before you start talking shit on him, Jamie. All right. Armageddon, Sleepy TV on OJC. I think the first tape we've ever played by OJC.

Oh! Hold on. Hey, guys. Guys. Hey. Hey, here we are. All right,JC. Hey, guys. Guys. Hey, hit rewind. Hey, hit rewind. I'll crawl up the top. Dave, get out of the sugar, Dave.

Here we go. Beyond negative radio Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 You can see the sounds of the fences. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Armageddon. Oh, JC. I'm way back. I didn't have my mic in position, Dave. Jesus Christ. Mike, I move fast, all right? I love my country. And I want to talk about Hillary Clinton

and the goddamn Benghazis that she downloaded on the hard disk. It looks like those clowns... You know that government hard disk is classified. Looks like those clowns in Washington are at it again. Am I right? Fellas, am I right about that? Armageddon Sleepy TV, OJC number 27.

Let me just say something. That is a C30 in an edition of 30 copies. It looks like $3 a piece and ship out within 14 days. They're still available from OJC recordings. This election is like when the gladiators did the romance. Hey, guys. Guys, I'm stuck. Hey, you want to hit pause?

Just take a time out. This is all my nerves. All right, is it my turn? Yeah, it's your turn. I feel like I have a wealth of goodies. What do I want to play? What am I in the... You know what?

I want to save that. I don't want to go into that from that. What kind of transition do I feel? This is captivating. This is like first-hand stuff. Jamie, this is why... You're a Chrome Dome, right? A Chrome subscriber?

I am, indeed. This is why you're here tonight. You actually won a contest to actually sit in on an episode. Jamie won our sit in on an episode contest. Really? Yeah, so we picked her and me and Dave wrote your name down, put it in Dave's pocket and I picked it out. We did not put it

in my pocket. So you get to see the behind the scenes. He's always lying about shit. I'm looking at these tapes and like, oh, you look at the... What am I going to play? I can't wait to see this. I'm going for this one. Muff.

Gunk. Muff. Tape's called Gunk. Don't get better than that. Muff. Gunk. I think all caps for everything. I'm going to say all caps definitely for the artist,

not for the title. What if the artist is called just that little dot and the tape's called Muff Gunk? Just a little dot. There's a little circle in between the middle Muff and Gunk. I get what you're saying, Dave. But you actually say it a certain way. You say the circle?

Yeah, but it's not... Yeah. And then you talk about it with your friends, and you're like, yo, did you hear that new little circle tape? And they're like, you mean, yeah, I heard.

Yeah. I don't know about this little circle. I don't know about this little circle, but I heard, Muff, Gunk, F-T-A-M Productions. I remember when I went to a record store in Philly,

and I was looking, I said, hey, do you guys carry any new rock band? And they were like, Who's that? You mean Noy? You mean Noy? You mean, what else do you want?

Hillary Clinton? This is a, I believe a one-sided... Why don't you go have sex with your mother? A one-sided... Why don't you go have sex with baby Jesus? A one-sided C-19. Hank the Drunken Record Shop Dude. Go have sex with your mother.

You mean Noy? This is Peter J. Woods' label from, I think, Milwaukee, correct? Something like that. Milwaukee. Came out in a batch with Andrew Weathers. It's Algonquin for The Good Land. I believe you grabbed that, right, Jamie? That Crank Sturgeon tape?

I did. And a bleaker teen lip. Grabbed it. This is a duo from Buffalo, New York, I believe. Muff. I don't know, though. All I know is they... One thing I do know...

Mess me. One thing I do know is that if you go on Discogs and you look up Muck, they're coupled with another band called Muck. They're coupled with them? Like, you know, it's the same profile. Oh, I see what you're saying. Why does that say Muff on it?

Because they made it. Wait, why does Jamie have a power adapter with a label printed out that says Muff? It's for my big muff. His first big muff. So he doesn't forget. Never forget. Well, then just put 9-11

on it. Then you'll never forget. It's my every to-do list. It just says to-do. 9-11. 9-11. Then you look at it like, you're scratching you go to the store, pick up bread, and you scratch off 9-11. You go to the hardware store and you buy the new part

for your toilet that you need to replace, you scratch off 9-11. That's pretty good. Yeah, it's a good way to remember things. I wish you guys would be a little bit more politically correct with your jokes. Dave, what do you think about being politically correct? You know, I don't have time for that. I don't have time for political correctness. Don't light his fuse.

You know, if I want to go into a Chinese restaurant and pull my... I... Words... Like make... They like when you do that. Dave, now I feel like you've taken this joke to a point where I'm uncomfortable. And I know you're just joking around.

I know you're... You're riffing on a certain type of person. But it makes me feel uncomfortable when you go that far with doing it. Just so you know. For next time. Now you know my bubble. Just get over it.

Now you know my bubble. Just get over it. Come on. Get over it. Let it go. Come on. Get over it. Let it go. Let's talk about Hillary Clinton. Who gives a shit? You guys like Clint Eastwood? You ever see those cowboy movies?

That is a real American. That's a real man. And he does not give a shit. And you shouldn't either. He talked to that chair like nobody's business. You know what he eats for dinner every night? He eats a steak every night. A live steak. Rare.

Give me one steak. Live. I'm going to go... How do you want it served? He pans in real close and he goes, Live. Live. I feel like we're getting off tracks

I don't feel comfortable Mike let me fill you in on a little secret this show has no tracks at all what does that mean you said it's getting off track this show does not have any tracks it's always off track

I thought tracks was like some industry term for iTunes downloads we get none we don't get tracks we don't. No one's listening to the episodes. We don't get tracks. We don't get trimples. You know, I checked the feed burn and we're not doing that great. And we really need to ramp it up if we want to get those bongles.

I just want to stand against some of the things you say is all. I want to give a disclaimer every week about the things that you say that I don't like. There's a list of things. Muff. Gunk. FTAM. Productions. I. There's a list of things. Muff, Gunk, FTAM Productions. I think it's a little circle. Let's go.

I'm not afraid to get sound on what I see. I'm not afraid to let the wind measure out the world I want to take the talk to. The I so um I'm going to have ahead and get out of here. I'm sorry. Wait, wait. It's okay. We're okay. You. Okay. We're going to go get it out. It's okay. We're okay. You're okay. I'm sorry. so uh Ah! so

uh so I'm a human. Muff. Muff. Circle. FTA and Productions. Fucking tight one, man. I got to say, Jamie, thanks for filling in, by the way.

Thanks for coming by. Yeah. You're fit like a glove. Is my mic on? Oh, I see the meter going up. Yeah. No, I just want to say it's been a pleasure and a delight

to be here. What has? Jamie, it has been a pleasure. You're a natural. You're a natural broadcaster. I can't believe I shut the window with that piano music right now. I feel so stupid. Mike, you are so dumb. I feel so dumb. You've been fitting in like a glove. I feel like I've liked what I've heard so far.

Besides the racially insensitive stuff by Dave, I think everything's been going like a charm. Yeah, I like what I've heard so far. Besides the racially insensitive stuff by Dave, I think everything's been going like a charm. Yeah, I like your... What nationality is that? She's everywhere. Mama Meducci. Wait, is Meducci now? I don't know what I'm saying.

No, it's both. It's both. It's everything you want it to be. All right, Jamie. Oh, boy. I saved a special one for last. Well, it's not the last one, but it's my last one, I think. Jamie's not.

Yeah, man. Jamie's last pick. So this is a tape from 1985. It's by... The year 1985. It's by... The year 1985. Dog as Master on Cause and Effect, which is Hal McGee's project and label. Hal McGee, a world-renowned cassette enthusiast,

underground cassette culture... Icon. Icon. Living legend. Living legend. The Larry Bird of the cassette. Coming in from Florida. Sounds like a second baseman from the 1920s. Hal McGee.

Coming in, Hal McGee. He's 0 for 15 this season. Look how baggy those pants are. Boy, the uniforms sure are weird. Back here in the 20s. Yeah. Everybody boos because he never gets a hit. But he's a real clown.

He walks up to one of those things. I think the pitch goes by. About two seconds later, he swings, and he spins all the way around and falls over every time. You guys know how McGee is not putting out or making music anymore? What? No, why is that?

He has some hearing damage, and he says... Oh, like the guy from ACDC. Yeah. We're losing, why is that? He has some hearing damage, and he says... Oh, like the guy from ACDC. Yeah. We're losing a bunch to that this year. But he said listening to experimental music is not enjoyable to him anymore, so he's just making these postcards now.

Oh, all right. And so he makes these homemade collage art postcards and sends them out, and you can send him a postcard, and he'll send you back a postcard. Nice. Which is kind of fun, but I liked it when he was doing tapes.

It's kind of fun, but I don't agree with it. I don't agree with it. Yeah, whatever floats your boat. You want to go to his house and just play tapes on boomboxes all night long outside of it? I want little micro tapes.

Hal, put on some fucking noise, man. Come on, let's listen to some noise, Hal. Put it on, like good old days. I'm imagining a little Hal devil and a little Hal angel on his shoulders. Put your damn postage stamps away and let's listen to some noise, Hal. Put it on like good old days. I'm imagining a little Hal devil and a little Hal angel on his shoulders. Put your damn postage stamps away and let's listen to some harsh noise. You know you want to do it. No, I'm not going to do it. You're not going to bait me into it, all right?

Oh, man. Yeah, 1985. He's been deeply involved in cassette culture for many, many years. Up until, like you said, until recently. He was doing the... What was it called? Jamie, this fell off. It was the Museum of Microcassettes, or did it have a different name?

Microcassette Art. Ian Franklin did a tape for that. I as well did one. You did? I gotta check that out. He's done a, he's done a lot of interesting stuff over the years. Yeah. Up until,

yeah, like, until recently where he's since, uh, it sounds like is stepping down. He's got, I, we don't talk about CDs on this podcast,

but he, um, he put out this really cool two, two disc audio. It's an audio documentary. It's an audio documentary. Cassette tape. It works. CD. Final records. How does the store make macaroni hard? So, yeah, I picked this one up on Discogs for very inexpensive. Let me see it. For being 1985.

It cost very inexpensive. Where'd it go? There it is. Be careful. The label's coming off. It came off. Send it back. It came off.

Send it back to, what does it say? Slimy Stew and P pussy gruel? What is this? Oh, Jesus Christ. NSFW, man. Come on. Yeah, don't take this to work. It's not safe. This is not safe. Mike, if you thought what I said was bad... I view this as a workplace, Jamie, okay? As a place of business.

Alright? This isn't Trump University, Jamie. Hey, listen. Don't talk it. Donald Trump is going to make America great again. You lit his fuse by bringing this University, Jamie. Hey, listen. Hey, that's an accredited. Donald Trump is going to make America great again. You lit his fuse by bringing this tape, Jamie. Jamie. You dumb liberals. And they love their daddy.

In your damn media. All right. Well, let's get into this. Where's Sarah Palin been on it? No, I don't want to get into it. Let's get into it. What is it? Dog is Master?

Yeah, the tape is called The Coffee Spleen and the Barking Dog. Cause and effect. One from The Vaults from 19... That label came right off. That wasn't my fault. Oh, they both came off, Jamie. Oh, both of them came off? Mike rubbed the other one off, Jamie.

I use my power of anti-stick. This is a valuable collectible, guys. Come on. That's Mike's superpower. Anti-stick! Activate! Put it in the side of the deck that says, don't play, we'll eat tape. And we're off. That's Jamie's power. He just walks into places and asks for crazy glue.

... ......... Just a kind of a work in the stations. Well, I'm not breaking the window there, private. I'm completely relaxed and pure. I'm in a place where the weather is not freezing. I'm stretching and I'm moving. I'm still moving. I'm still stretching. I'm still moving.

I'm still moving. I'm still moving. I'm still moving. I'm still moving. I'm going to go with 10 rulers to make it fast. I'm going to go with 10 rulers to make it fast. I'm going to go with 10 rulers to make it fast. Is there a possibility of any other application? There are a few applications. The nearest candidate is a software system. It will send a message to your family of how you feel. Oh, my God. Thank you. I am a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a fly, a That's the way to do it. One, move. We're going to change the units to a different size. One, turn it over and add a tape. Sarah, I sure use me. I, I, sir, I.

I'm going to add a new system. We're going to form a new unit. I'm going to add a new system. I'm going to add a new system. You will look at that new system. You will be able to create a new system. Thank you. I'm a man be the director. I am the director. I am the director. I am the director.

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That was good. From the vaults. Jamie, those are good. Thanks for bringing that, buddy. A little... Too scary. Thanks for peeling the labels off, guys. They just...

Oh, please. They were coming off. It just shows you never played it before. Played it in my house. Where's David? David around someplace? What do you got, David? I like that one a whole lot.

Yeah, I like the breath at the end. Where's David? David around someplace? You guys want to know something about America? Yes. I'm going to play it. Yes, I do. Yes.

Well, see you later. I'm going to play this clearing tape that came out of Lillern. I like Lillern. Not Biggern. Probably last year, I want to say. 2015 or late 2014. You want to say that? Lillern number 62.

Is that a funny number, Dave? 62 is hilarious. Why? Because. I'm still not sure why numbers are funny. Because the two. I know. I'm not there yet.

The way the six and then the two goes. Okay. I get it. That's bad boy stuff. And the order. Like the order is six two. You sure know a lot of cool stuff, Dave. I know.

Dave, I'm glad you're my best friend. Yeah, me too. This is Mike Haley, by the way. This is your best friend, Mike. Hi. I don't like that that world is leaking into this world. Okay. Clearing.

Dave doesn't like life leaks. You can get life leak free now for a year. Yeah, life leak? Life leak. They were actually made by LifeLock. It's a secret program. So they leak your life. They just put your social security number on all the websites.

LifeLeak leaks more information than any other lead company on the market. Sends it right to WikiLeaks. Trying to get your information out there? Choose LifeLeak. Yeah, if you're trying to leak something. Dave, I'm there right now. LifeLeak, cloned you. Be there, which I am. Limited edition cassette. By limited, I'm there right now. Likely. Cloned you. Be there, which I am.

Limited edition cassette by limited, I mean 75 copies, home-dubbed copies. This tape was released in December of 2014. See, so I was right. I said late 2014 or 2015. Look at me. Look at me remembering. Look at you, Dave.

My brain's working. Jamie, clap. We clap. I whistle. Let me know. This is like a metal ceremony. Let me you, Dave. My brain's working. Jamie, clap. We clap. I whistle. Let me know. This is like a metal ceremony. Let me know you care. Come on. You gotta let Dave know that you care. Alright, pass it on over. Oh, I like that. Who painted that?

Hmm. You know who I bet that was? Who does Sparkling White Pressure? Frank Ball? Talented fellow. I bet he painted that. Or by Frank Ball. I was right. You're good at me now. Oh my gosh. Jamie, sparkling white pressure? Frank Ball. Talented fellow. I bet he painted that. Art by Frank Ball. I was right. Wow. Look at me now. Oh my gosh.

Jamie, in these moments we clap. That's a Frank clap for that. Dave, I clap for you. Thank you. I've seen him post some of his artwork on Facebook.com and I've taken note of his style. Frank Ball. And I could tell by looking at the strokes around the fawn's ears that this was an original ball.

Is that sparkling white pressure? Yes. Frank pressure? Yes. That's what I said. Yes, Lil Learn number 62, 2014. Music by Joseph Vollmer. This is very nice. What is that? Frank Paul, he was in sparkling white pressure, right?

I believe he was in sparkling white pressure. Was he? Where do you put the emphasis on that? Sparkling white pressure. Sparkling white pressure. I say sparkling white pressure. Spark sparkling wide pressure. Was he? Where do you put the emphasis on that? Sparkling wide pressure. Sparkling wide pressure. I say sparkling wide pressure. Sparkling wide pressure. I like that one.

Sparkling wide pressure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I seem strong when I do that. Very strong. You're a very strong boy. I'm a very strong boy. Papa said I was very strong.

Papa said I'll be pushing down mule bites. Papa said I'm very strong. I'm not going to do anything you want. No sugar boy stuff, right, David? Because I've taken time to grow up, and I think you should. I've been seeing somebody about it, and I think you should see it. You've been seeing somebody? I've been seeing a grow-up doctor about it, and he says he's going to help me grow up.

All right? And I suggest you do the same, because you do bad boy stuff, and you know, like, my doctor the other day was like... You're just scared of the police. You're scared of the police is the problem. I'm not scared of the police. No, man, they're cool. They just give people ice cream cones is all they do, and that's cool.

Dave, don't get me started on Trump, okay? Don't light my fuse. Because you know I'm a Trump guy now, because you talked me into it during the last tape. That's how McGee tape was playing. And Dave was like, listen, a great again is what... He's going to make it. The words are on his hat, Mike.

I mean, we do need somebody to run our country like a business. We do. I mean, you run it like a business. Come on. And you know, the next... A fancy business. Yeah, I don't want somebody

downloading Benghazi.zip, unzipping it, and then you've got worms over everyone's computers. Yeah, you've got worms. You've got worms. Worms 2. Internet mites. Worms 2 is the worst one. Let's get into this. Clearing tape.

Be there on Lulern. You've got save maggots. Oh, then you can't save it. You can only save as is. Yeah, you can only save as is. Yeah, you can't make any changes. That's like my logic amateur. You pull down the file menu and the only

option is make no changes. Make no changes. No, that's edit, make no changes and invert colors so you can still do that. And then there's one that just says drop shadow. When you pull it down, you go a lot or a little.

There's always drop shadow. There's only redo. There's no undo. Alright, enough of your bad boy stuff. Let's get into this. Clearing. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. All right, you guys talk. I'm going to go get beers. That was Clearing on Low Learn Tapes. Here, take this.

Are we back? Yeah. Are you recording? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Wait, hold on. Get your microphone. I've never been in this kind of situation.

Get it in the sweet spot. Dave is leaving the room. Sweet spot. He didn't shut the door. Jamie, pull that door shut a little bit. Clearing, be there. On Low Learn Tapes from 2014, as we said. Almost 2015, though.

December, you know, you're getting all through the year. You're getting through that year. You can do it. Shit, it's my turn? I'm not prepared for any of this. All right, I'm going to do this one right here. Now, you know what? I want Dave to be here while I talk about this.

Well, you could just tell me about it and then tell Dave about it. I have to have him listen to the episode, right? Yeah. We could do that. What it's going to be is this Max Eilbacher. Do you think that's how you say it? I never actually heard anyone say it before.

Yeah, I'll go with that. Max Eilbacher. Fellow from Baltimore. I believe he lives in Baltimore. Baltimore, Maryland. Maryland. The shore. Are they the shore or the beach?

I know Jersey is the shore. We're the beach. What's Maryland? They got crabs. They do have crabs. They've got Old Bay. But do they have like a beach, right? What is their, what are they called, the beach or are they called the shore?

There's like a, oh, it's the eastern shore. They have the eastern shore. Look at that. I killed time like a maniac. Here's Dave right now. Dave, I was killing time until you got back here. You ever been to St. Michael's?

Jamie, we're done with talking about Baltimore. That was just time fillers. We were talking about what? Max Ahlbacher. Self-title tape. Self-release tape. I guess,

aka, possibly, American Smokescreen Scanner. He recorded this in... There's a lot of notes inside here. You guys need to watch your levels while I'm gone. Oh, whoa.

What happened? You're so loud. We got excited. We didn't know what to do. We were nervous. Are you guys partying up here? Oh, we're doing such bad boy stuff. And you left the door ajar.

Yeah, you left the... Look at that. The door is ajar. All sounds were synthesized. You all boofed up on the hoo-ha? How do you say it? Capigny synthesizer? How do you say it?

How do you say it? What do you do? Capigny synthesizer. September 2015 at the INA GRM Paris France this uh

you know the um why'd you nevermind this studio in Paris where this uh you know this synthesizer I don't

I don't know how to say it Francois Copigny uh built this synthesizer I don't know oh interesting oh very good and anyway it's a synthesizer. Oh, very good. Anyway, it's a synthesizer.

A lot of very, very important people. A lot more important than anyone listening to this. Or alive. See you later. Or dead. Or anyone in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! That is a good game.

I think we can all agree on that. I know what you were going to say, though, but you changed the subject real quick. Anyway. What are you trying to tell me? They had the synthesizer at this place, and it went missing for a while, since the 60s or something like that.

It went missing for a while, and it turned back up. How many years later? 69 years later, I believe. It turned back up, and Max Eilbacher went there. That's what I'm going for. And recorded this cassette tape.

There's a drawing of the synthesizer on the cover. C-O-U-P-I-G-N-Y. I'm not an expert in the field of modular synthesis. So I'm not an expert in the field of modular synthesis. I'm not familiar. We should only play academic noise from now on, but we'll play that over the talking. I can get into that. Wait, what have we been playing?

Now, is this you're doing, or is this Rockman? No, he wrote the A on there, which I'm not sure why. There's a screw on there. There's a screw. Yeah, or at least write max. You know what you should do? Write, but I have the A in a different color, and then Auerbach on this side, but the B in a different color. Now, I don't go through all that. That's stupid.

It's fine like it is. Now, what do you think about the J card? Cut a little bit wrong there. A little over four inches. But I kind of like how the blue comes through the front. I don't know. That's a good point, Jamie. I don't know. I think I would like it better without it, though. Yeah.

It looks so tight. Jamie, you're so dumb. That would look so much better the way Dave says it. Dave, you're so cool. And Jamie, you're so dumb. Why'd you get that wrong? Because he's not a bad boy. It's like I can't even trust your opinion right now.

I look at you in trustworthiness. Yeah, I trust you, Jamie. I also trust Hillary Clinton. I mean, I just do what the cops say. If a cop tells you to do something. I like how Jamie's really found his like reoccurring bit that he does. You just do what the cops tell you to do. You do what they say.

That's his character. He's the good boy. You argue, you'll have your day in court, you know. And they love their daddy. Let's get into this Max Auerbacher tape because it's really fucking good. It's a fun tape here we go I'm just going to say self titled

self released I don't have anything else to say American Smoke Screen Scanner is the name of the track so I guess I did have something else to say RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so wow Wow! I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hello. Are we back? Yeah, we're back.

Oh. Jesus Christ, David. How long have we been back? Five seconds. Okay, so all that stuff I said about Trump and that's not on here. How do you love him? Good. Oh, I'll want that on there.

Max Eilbacher. Self-titled, self-release tape. You can get that by PayPal-ing him, I believe. Mike was telling me he went to a Trump rally and peed in his butt. I peed in my own butt? No. You peed in Trump's butt. You peed in Trump's butt. You peed in Trump's butt.

You got by his Secret Service. They didn't even see you do it. Did Trump know he did it? He kind of like, he stood on his toes for a second. I'll play it for you right now. That's the audio from the YouTube. He stood on his toes and was like, There's something wrong.

What's going on? And they love their daddy. All right. You ready to end this up? No. I want to keep it going. You want to end it up. Right?

Bring it home. Do you got any more tapes? No, I don't. Dave, you got any more tapes? Take it to the street. There are a lot of tapes in here. Bring it home. Do you have any more tapes? No, I don't. Dave, do you have any more tapes? Take it to the street. Bring it on down the road. Take it to the limit. Let's hit it out of the bunk.

Let's hit it out of the bunk. Now batting to hit it out of the bunk, number 69, Hal McGee. Not the Hal McGee that we know from Tape Icon. Different one. His grandfather. His grandfather's cousin. I imagine he has really tight curly orange hair. The old timey Hal McGee.

Really tight orange curly hair. Yeah. It hurts him. It's so tight it hurts his scalp. He's got some bad scalp issues. Alright, let's end this up here. I got a tape. I'll play the last tape.

That's what makes it so good. Vanessa Rosetto. You ever make Rosetto? Get that rice going with a little bit of lemon in there. Let's wrap up. It's all contemporary cassette on no rent. Jason

Krummer's label. He's running out of Philadelphia now. This just came out, I believe not that long ago. Very recently. I couldn't find much about Vanessa Rossetto on the internet. Is it like field recording? Sound collage-y type stuff?

I'm going to say... I'm going to say no. A definite no. We'll find out about that. I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no. Mike, I agree with no. No. With your assessment of no. Jamie, find out about that. I'm going to say no. Mike, I agree with no. No. Jamie, you're so dumb. That's the problem I'm having here.

It's a C40. Look at this rubber skirted knob. Let's get back on track. Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. I couldn't find out much about her. I saw somewhere it said she was a painter. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. So maybe she paints stuff. No, I have an album of hers, and it's just like her on a bus, and you just listen to all the sounds on the bus. I don't believe that's what this is. Okay. Maybe some of it.

There's three tracks, if I believe. There's a side-long track and two tracks on the A-side. No, Jamie, that's Wheels on the Bus. I have that. Oh, yeah, that's good on the Bus. I have that. Oh, yeah. That's good. Yo, I don't know if it's still on Netflix, but look for the Wheels on the Bus.

Is it Pete Townsend who does the Voice of the Dragon? Oh, either way, check it out. It's some weird... From the who? Yeah. He does the Voice of the Dragon on this really like low budget Wheels on the Bus thing on Netflix. I haven't seen it in three years,

so maybe it's not on there anymore. But that's a Tabs Out recommendation, as is this Vanessa Rosario. Tabs Out recommendations. What do you think happened here in this room on the cover? Do you think they cut out the ceiling on purpose to do repairs and just said, I'm not going to move the bed?

I think it's like Breaking Bad, where the bathtub falls through the floor. But that, perfectly on those perfect lines, that plaster or whatever, or drywall or whatever is broke? Well, that's gravity, Mike. Gravity makes perfect lines. I didn't even think about that.

That's what they want you to think. Obviously. Jamie, obviously. Like Stephen Hawker said. Do you guys know a lot about Flat Earth? Jamie, listen. There's no gravity. Mike, I got this.

Jamie, classified documents, secret emails, all right? The desert, Area 91, all right? And boom goes the dynamite. I have a question. If you pour vinegar over baking soda, what happens? Don't get him started on 9-11. He gets going on 9-11 and you never stop him. Lime and lemon didn't provide...

Listen, there's no way citrus could melt steel beams. Lime and lemon was an inside fruit, all right? And I'm going to go to my... Hillary's probably going to kill me telepathically because I'm saying this but I don't care I just don't care where's David? David around someplace? what are you looking for me for? I was going to say something

and surprisingly enough I don't remember what it is let's just play this tape before I play the tape, last thing second to last thing I have a serious question about flat earth stuff so when people think that the earth is flat how thick do they think it is? Before I play the tape, last thing. Second to last thing. I have a serious question about flat Earth stuff. Yeah. So when people think that the Earth is flat,

how thick do they think it is? They don't know. They don't know. No, because if you dig, you just keep on digging. Nobody's ever digged to the bottom of it. No. Is that why we don't want to frack? So we don't go to the bottom of the Earth?

Well, that's why Obama doesn't want you to frack, because he doesn't want you to see the treasure that's underneath the earth. Oh, there's treasure down there. Oh, yeah, there's treasure. Well, it's his treasure. He's been stashing it down there. Hmm, I knew he wasn't born in Hawaii. I knew it.

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Okay, Vanessa. You were waiting for that one, right? Yeah. Alright, a new one on No Rent called Adult Contemporary. Vanessa Rosetto. Episode number 90. Like the Rosetto Stone? Yeah, I tried Rosetto Stone one time.

Yeah? Yeah. I got no trip for that. Come on, let's just go. I learned proper English from Rosetto Stone. The face that was meant to be It goes to us, our Father, and it goes on for me Let me go to my neighbour, love can only be love it's I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you. I can't bring it back. I'm going to the other side. Okay. Sorry, I have to pause. I was not expecting that I would be able to do this or that I was going to see people or a better view of the water. The I'm going to towards the station. I'm sorry. The train is now departing for the next station. I should be shut up now.