Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #91 | 8.21.16

Episode Date: August 21, 2016

Problems That Fix Themselves, Ela Orleans, Tether, Maharadja Sweets, Konstrukt featuring Graham Massey and David Mclean, Talibam! and Alan Wilkinson, R. Stevie Moore, Sunmoonstar, anthéne, Charles B...arabé, Wes Tirey, Marshall Art Gallery, Data Rainbow, and Inner Travels.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Duplication.ca You hit record, we make them more What? Hold on, hold on, say that again You hit record We make them more Yeah
Starting point is 00:00:18 They make them Yeah, because you make the first one And then you hit record, you make the first one You send it to them, and then they make more. And they love their daddy. I don't know, man. Duplication.ca. Up in jolly old Canada, they call it.
Starting point is 00:00:34 The Windy City. They're dubbing tapes. They're dubbing your tapes. Canada is not a city. What are you talking about, Dave? It's like one of the best cities there is. It is. City state.
Starting point is 00:00:44 It's a city. Well, technically it's a continent, but some people call it a province. Oh, thanks, Obama. Depending on what currency you're using. No, no. Brexit. I'm a Brexit man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:55 They're a city. Get out of there. Canada's a city. Get out of there. They're dubbing your tapes. They're selling you blanks. They're pressing your records, Mike Nygra. Did you know that? Hmm. A whole record? Well, I don't know. They might just you blanks. They're pressing your records, Mike Niagara. Did you know that?
Starting point is 00:01:06 A whole record? Well, I don't know. They might just do B-sides. I'm not totally sure. You ever get a record that's just... Just the B-side? Blank on A-side? Well, that, but the opposite. Where it's got stuff on the A-side. I want a tape that, instead of it saying program repeats on the B-side,
Starting point is 00:01:23 I want it to say program was first played on the A side. I want that written on the B side. Program is only on the B side. They'll make those tapes for you, and they'll import them and everything, and they'll do all kinds of stuff. They'll do your printing. They'll do your taxes. They'll do your taxes.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Your Canadian taxes, though. Oh, those are weird. Oh, don't get me started. They got loonies. They got toonies. They got gold doub bloonies. Autographed pictures of Andy Rooney. Don't get me started on their stuff.
Starting point is 00:01:50 I'm a Brexit man. First edition Preston's and Tutti Frutti. Makers of the R tabs out official cassette color, Soaking Wet, which there's one right up there. Do you see it on the top of the door all the way to the right? Mike, I think you might have a leak up there. Why do you say that? Because it is soaking wet. There's one right up there. Do you see it on the top of the door all the way to the right? Mike, I think you might have a leak up there. Why do you say that? Because it is soaking wet.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Oh, good one, Dave. I think you've got a leak up there, and there's also an onion and some garlic. You're making a soup. Aye, aye, aye. Go to their website now, duplication.ca. You're going to use the discount code. You're going to want to write this one down. Aye, aye, aye.
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Starting point is 00:02:39 On anything we sell except ink cartridges. I don't want any of you sugar boys getting out there and trying to buy ink cartridges with this code. It's not acceptable. You can't do it. And they love their daddy. Oh, you know why? Because I made it tab. So every time I open the window, I gotta move that sound clip to number 8.
Starting point is 00:02:57 You said every one to they love their daddy. All the buttons. Everything. I need to change that. Duplication.ca. Check them out. Get your shit duplicated there. Get your blank paper there.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Get your shit duplicated. Mike, I don't know what you record. We hit play or whatever it was. But get your shit duplicated here should be the tagline. I want you to go to their website also. I want you to go to the audio cassette selection guide. And I want you to see the assortment of colors
Starting point is 00:03:30 they have for shells and cases. You're just going to go through. I browsed the site. Have you browsed? I've browsed the freaking site. Mac or PC? What? Mac or PC? You run in Windows? You a Windows man? I'm a Brexit guy.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Go there. Look at everything they have to offer. They have a lot to offer for you. It's a good time. Duplication. See ya. Hi, you're listening to Tabs Out. This is Lance from Philadelphia.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Thanks. You did it backwards. Lance from Philadelphia. Thanks. Tabs out. Hello. Hello. Tabs out. Episode number 91. Wayne Gretzky's number. Wayne Gretzky's number.
Starting point is 00:04:42 It's a very powerful number. It's been used many times throughout sports for different players on their jerseys. Yeah. 91. Well, 91's the only one, actually, that they haven't used yet in any sport. Because it's so powerful. Yeah. They try to sew a 91 onto a jersey, and it melted.
Starting point is 00:05:00 All right. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 91. Number 91. Very strong number Can I start saying I'm your host Mike Haley We're 91 episodes in I feel comfortable enough to do that Alright wrap it up I thought that was going to be like a producer
Starting point is 00:05:17 What a pipsqueak was that I thought that was going to be like a producer effect But it's not You guys ever see code heads We speak French We speak French like a producer effect. It sounds like code. You guys ever see code heads? We speak French. We speak French. I like when they ask you to be,
Starting point is 00:05:33 they ask to be taken to your dealer. Instead of leader, they take you to your dealer so they can buy marijuana cigarettes. A friend of the show. I like that they don't have bunk racks. A friend of the show here tonight, filling in for Joe B. Of, I gotta hear,
Starting point is 00:05:49 the label, Oxtal Recordings. Oxtal. Mike Nigro. How are you doing? How's it going, man? You've been here once before, right? I was here once before. But you've never been in the chair. No, I didn't have a chair last time. We made you stand the whole time in the back.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Mike, right? We have to blame Mike. But you're here tonight in the chair. Do you think you can handle the chair? Joby's chair? Joby, away on... Listeners know that Joby's adopted. He's on another trek trying to find his biological parents. Do tell!
Starting point is 00:06:21 A lot of people don't know this. Joby was... He wasn't a bandit in a dumpster. You know those big plastic things that have a big base and a skinny top that you ash cigarettes in? Like outside? Yeah, he was a bandit in one of those
Starting point is 00:06:37 when he was a baby. They shoved him in. He lived there until he was three. He's looking for his parents. That's why he grew into it. That's why he's shaped very narrow at the top. That's why he's shaped very narrow at the top. Yeah. We speak French.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Yeah, he's a con head. But what was I saying? He is away. Mike, you're filling in. That's right. Should we get to meet Mike Dave? Do you have any questions? Any yes or no questions for Mike?
Starting point is 00:07:03 Any yes or no questions? Yes or no questions. Mike, I had, listen, I had 20 questions here for Mike, and any questions? Any yes or no questions for Mike? Any yes or no questions? Yes or no questions. Listen, I had 20 questions here for Mike and none of them are yes or no questions. No yes or no questions? I guess this was a waste of time. What a waste of time. That's actually
Starting point is 00:07:17 the last word Joby's parents said before they shoved him in the cigarette thing. What a waste of time this thing was. Because he was like two when they put him in there. I'm sorry, he wasn't a baby. Did you this thing was. Because he was like two when they put him in there. He wasn't, I'm sorry, he wasn't a baby. Did you think he was a baby? He was two. Well, to fit inside the tiny hole, I figured he had to be as young as possible.
Starting point is 00:07:34 They just shoved a big toe in there so he couldn't walk away. It was like more of a weight than anything else. Alright, Mike Negro. What's up? Oxtail recordings. I was just razzing earlier. I knew what it was. No, you didn't. What's up? Oxtail recordings. I was just razzing you earlier. I knew what it was. No, you didn't.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I know who... Yes, I did. Yes, I... I'm no pipsqueak. Come on. Do you want to play the first tape tonight? Sure. Is that something you want to do?
Starting point is 00:07:57 I would love the honor, Mike. Is that something you think you can handle? Well... Oh, he looks ready. There's only one way to find out. That's Mike's favorite one. If I can handle it. He loves the boner sound.
Starting point is 00:08:07 It's always distorted. Is that what that is? Turn that one down. It doesn't go any lower. I had a guy from the Geek Squad hardwire my computer, so you couldn't lower the volume of that one. It only goes up from there.
Starting point is 00:08:21 What do you want to play, Mike? I think I'm going to start with... Episode 91. Episode 91. Episode 91 with the new problems that fix themselves on a giant fern. I love problems. You guys heard this one? I have not. I had a problem that fixed itself last night where, Dave, I was trying to turn my air
Starting point is 00:08:36 conditioner on, but I forgot which way... He was turning the thermostat up and wondering why his air wasn't going up. I forgot that 80 or 90 wasn't cold. It was hot. I was like, why isn't it coming on? I was like, wait a minute. Oh, yeah, that's right. It's the other way.
Starting point is 00:08:51 That problem. And I thought my air conditioner was broke. So that was a problem that fixed itself. That saved me about two grand. It was you that was broke. No, I wouldn't say broke. I was just in a state of disrepair. I feel like such a stupid person.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Problems that fix themselves. This is, how do you say his name? Joshua Tabia? I have no idea. And Victoria Tabia. This is a group that I'm actually totally unfamiliar with, but I like to tape. Do you know something about them?
Starting point is 00:09:19 I know that Joshua Tabia runs the label Already Dead. Oh, okay. I know that. I know that label. I know he's a Dead. Oh, okay. I know that. I know that label. I know he's a designer of graphics. He's a graphic designer. All right. We've gotten a lot of Already Dead stuff.
Starting point is 00:09:33 Yeah, man. They send a lot of stuff over. Yeah. They're, I got to say, the assortment of stickers that they have is mind-boggling. I don't even know when they have time to get them all made. It's a different sticker every time. A different one every time, huh?
Starting point is 00:09:47 This one's on a giant fern. What, do you got a sticker machine, jerk? What are you doing? I've got to give a shout-out to Carlos at a giant fern. He's a good guy. Give him a shout-out. I bought a different tape from him. And I got this one as a bonus.
Starting point is 00:10:03 And I like this one too you do i like the one i bought i like this one oh mikey likes it i can't believe both what is this michael michael michael michael michael michael mikey all, go ahead. Did you make that for yourself? No, no. Go ahead. Mike is currently looking for every audio recording on the internet where Mike is uttered. They're all very soft.
Starting point is 00:10:39 It's going to be... What's the French word for your last thing that you do? Not the penultimate, but the thing after that. Another fancy word for your final thing. Ultimate. Isn't there a fancy French phrase that you say, like the nom de plume?
Starting point is 00:10:58 That's not obviously... Nom de plume is something else. Let's play this tape. All right. We speak French! Play it on the A side there. Okay. I imagine those guys on the cover are the guys in the band. This looks like a tape on R.I.D. Dead.
Starting point is 00:11:14 They must have done the design. We got a few in the mailbag over there. Well, he did. Yeah, he does. I said he was a designer of graphics, Michael. It starts off so scary oh wait this is a one clip you're actually how many there's a bunch this is i thought it was one clip that you made with people saying michael this is every time they say michael in the lost boys all right problems that fix themselves.
Starting point is 00:11:46 The mold will die. That's good. A problem that, like, mold dying, just dying, that's a problem that fixes itself. That's good. Play something off of, you said the B side? A side. The A side, that's the opposite. Okay. Oh, let's start off with
Starting point is 00:12:00 Outlaw Laser Robo Geek. Alright, let's get into this shit. Outlaw Laser Robo Geek? Outlaw, let's get into this shit. Outlaw Laser Robo Geek? Outlaw, right. You know you want to do that. All right, here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. I'm going to be a moldy oldie. I kind of want to just see if my nail just decides to stop growing back. We all want to find that out, Dave.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I wake up in the morning and I start thinking about that. What's going on with Dave's toe? Has that toenail just popped off yet? No, it still grows back. Sorry. Never when it's appropriate. That's an addition of 50 uh i don't
Starting point is 00:18:46 know i didn't tell you that how do you know that oh trust me i do a little google it myself you're google boy i'm a google boy hmm dave's the bad boy i'm the google boy i'm constantly looking on webmd to figure out like what do you get into now what's that was good man what's on his donut yeah it was really good what's's on Dave's, though? He's got Doyen foot. Doyen foot. All right, Doyen foot. What do you got?
Starting point is 00:19:11 What's blue that you got blasting out of your corner? Oh, shit. I was not prepared to go. Let's see. What a dummy. Where are my tapes? Where are my tapes? Oh, you know what? I'm going to start off with a bang.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Boing. Thank you. That is too loud. Way too scary. Huh? Way too scary. Too scary. A funny feeling called fear.
Starting point is 00:19:38 What do you got? I'm going to play this tape by Ella Orleans called Circles of Upper Hell. By who? What did you say? Ella Orleans. Ella Orleans. Okay, yeah. Circles of Upper Hell, you say.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Circles of Upper Hell. Circles of Upper Hell. Came out on OMA 333. I think that's how you say that. Yeah, I think so. OMA 333? OMA 333? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Yeah, I think that's it. 333? No, O33 oh my 333 i don't know yeah i think i think that's 333 no oh my 333 anyone trace trace trace mike what would you say 333 yeah that's what i would say yeah that's what we're all saying 333 that's what we're gonna make a lot of money we're gonna make a lot of money that's how much money we're gonna make 333 that is a lot that is a lot in what order that's the most money that's the most money you can make that's a lot. That is a lot. In what order? That's the most money you can make. That's a lot of money. There's no higher number. That's getting up there.
Starting point is 00:20:31 I'm not going to say it's maxed out, but it's up there. This looks tight. This looks really nice. It's really nice. I have a few tapes. I have an R. Stevie Moore tape on OMA 333. Oh, do you? That came out, I think, in 2015 or so.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Wow, that's J J card, really? At some point, it's no longer a J. It's so big. Yeah, well, that's technically a J. It's just got a really long top part. It's a long J. Yeah, it's a long J. Thank you, Mike.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Damn, J, you got a long top part. This is beautiful. This is like someone ripped out a page of an old book, of a very rare book that you should not have ripped the page out of. Beautiful. Look at the type work. Notice the hand ticking around the crest.
Starting point is 00:21:15 There's beautiful stitching on the Upper West Knobs. It's glorious. That's beautiful, Mike. Tape looks good, too. Yeah, everything's beautiful, Mike. Oh, nice. The tape looks good, too. Yeah, man. Everything's looking good here.
Starting point is 00:21:27 It came out this year on... Who is Ella Orleans? This is the first that I've heard Ella Orleans, but... I'm seeing here that she's... From... She's a Polish musician, now based in Glasgow, UK, having arrived there by the way of Brooklyn, New York. Okay, so she's a Polish musician.
Starting point is 00:21:47 I got one question for you, Mike. That moved to New York. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? That's what that reminds me of. Jet Center. Also on a project called Lizzy Swimmers. Lizzy Swimmers. Lizzy Swimmers.
Starting point is 00:22:01 I like that. That's like... I dated Lizzy Swimmers in high school. We never found out who killed her. It's so sad. Well, let's get into this. I think this is like a really fancy fish. Lizzie Swimmer.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Look at that. It's like a gecko. Look at that flock of Lizzie Swimmers. A gecko? That's not a fish. Yeah, it's like an animal that... I mean, a gecko is not this, but what I'm imagining a Lizzie swimmer is.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Some kind of lizard looking, but it's got a couple fins, and sometimes it walks. It's got a blowhole. Yes. I wasn't thinking that, but I like it. I would say most of its head is the blowhole, right? Yeah. The entire head is open. The head is a big hole. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Head like a hole. It plays a little tune when it squirts Oh yeah? What tune? Sing it for me Dave Why don't you take a moment It's regional How specific? Like is it different Between like Dayton and Cincinnati
Starting point is 00:23:02 Yes but not as much See it's kind of gradient It changes more the further away you get Is it different between Dayton and Cincinnati? Yes, but not as much. See, it's kind of gradient. It changes more the further away you get. All right. I think we've had enough of all this bad boy talk. You pipsqueaks need to cool out. Ella Orleans.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Ella Orleans. From the tape. Got it right here, right in front of me. Mike, are you a cop? Upper hell. You have to tell me if you're not. By law. But that's true. If someone's not a cop, they have to tell you.
Starting point is 00:23:31 That's true. Put your hands up! What if there's robot... You guys like robot cops? You like that movie? What if we finally got around to making cool Robot Cops, but they sounded like that and no one took them seriously? You're under arrest.
Starting point is 00:23:51 That's my favorite part of Robot Cop. It has to be slower, though. You're under arrest. It has to be long-winded. Code 7545. Yeah, but it's like really... He just says, you're under arrest at the end you're under arrest this is a beautiful tape by the way let's play it is here we go
Starting point is 00:24:13 this is still a cassette Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ I'm sorry. Ella Orleans. That was fucking tight. Yeah, this tape's really, really great. That's a good tape. When did that come out? This year. Good commentary, Mike. That tape?
Starting point is 00:31:42 Yeah, you recognized that it was good, and you weren't afraid to say it. You weren't one of these Democrats who are afraid to tell the American people what's really going on. Yeah, I'm tired of all this penis. I'm tired of all this. I don't have time for political correctness.
Starting point is 00:31:56 You turned something up, dude. I did, by accident. I thought there was going to be a bit. I thought you were getting into it. I was getting ready to do that thing that we were talking about, but I forgot what it was called. It would have been funny if you chanted
Starting point is 00:32:08 either build a wall or lock her up with the robot voice. Do that now. Let's try it. Lock her up. Capstan cassette. Police officer. Badge number 69420911. No, it needs to be badge. Illegal high-speed dubbing in progress.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Put your hands above your head. Drop the Norelco and put your hands above your head. You are out of order. You are in violation of Code 69. Capstan, deactivate. Capstan, deactivate. of order. You are in violation of code 69 for 2911. Capstan, deactivate. Oh my god, that robot's been... I still have some
Starting point is 00:32:51 bugs to work out. He's got some worms in his mainframe. I've been working on that thing. He's killed a few labels. Tranquility tapes, he took that out. You haven't seen anything from that label, have you? He's got the horseradish virus. That's a bad one. The what? The horseradish virus. The Trojan horseradish virus?
Starting point is 00:33:08 That's what he puts in your cache? Yeah. In your bookmarks? Yeah. I forgot about it for that. Your cookies go stale. Mike Nygir, let's talk about your label for a bit. Over the last three episodes, I believe,
Starting point is 00:33:21 we've played something from your new batch every time, right? You guys have been very nice. And now you're here. It's very nice stuff. What do you have on, Dave? Why are you getting on this special treatment? What's going on? No, let's get some yes or no questions, just to get to know you a little bit.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Yes or no. Yes or no question. Are you ready for the first one? All right. ISIS or ISIL? No. No? Of course not. Sounds like someone doesn't support our troops. it yes or no yes or no question are you ready for the first one all right isis or isol no no of course not jesus sounds like someone doesn't support our troops podcast is this see that's why i'm a brexit guy all right my turn to play a tape i you know i have a tape and it's on the top of the pile here and that's what i was going to play does everybody understand that but judging i want to i want to change up the... I want to change up the vibe of it in this room.
Starting point is 00:34:07 I'm scared. You should be. It can be too scary. It's about to get really scary. Let's change up the vibe a little bit. I want to play this new tether tape. Do tell! This tether... Living in Philadelphia now. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Pack. Pack. Give me some reverb when I say pack. Oh, I can't... Oh, you used it yeah? Yeah. Pack. Pack. Give me some reverb
Starting point is 00:34:25 when I say pack. Oh, I can't. Oh, you used it all? Yeah, it's gone. That goddamn robot cop. It's reverb. Yep. Well, use all my bandwidth. Illegal use of reverb. He monitors that too. Oh, yeah. This came out. It's called Mirror Finish. It came out
Starting point is 00:34:41 recently on fuck, what is the name of Lance's label? He did the intro. What is it called again? Refulgent Sepultura. Sepultura. That's what you called it. Illegal
Starting point is 00:34:58 pronunciation. I'd stutter sometimes. I had a worm in my firmware. You had the horseradish virus? Horseradish worm version.20 uploaded by DankShit420 at AOL.com Can you still perform your duties?
Starting point is 00:35:22 You said duty. Who uploaded the Sensing Uber module into him? you still perform your duties? You said duty. Oh, he's got his... Oh, who uploaded the Sensing Uber module into him? All right. This just came out. I love the artwork on this label.
Starting point is 00:35:31 It's all these... That's so tight. Yeah, it's screen... These... Wait, is this one not screen printed? No, it is screen printed. These screen printed
Starting point is 00:35:38 covers here, it's always like, you know, there'll be like a pattern in the background with like an object on top of it. Good description,
Starting point is 00:35:47 Mike. He's not wrong. Dave, you just... Hey, Hopshop. Carry on. Hey, Hopshop, you describe it. Alright, you pipsqueak. I'll strangle him. I like what you said. You dig the art, right? Yeah. This is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Yeah, if you were listening to what I said, that's exactly what I said. Hand it back over. How is this printed? Is this just regular printing? He really wasn't listening. I don't know what's going on with him.
Starting point is 00:36:16 This is C38. And it's a good fucking tape. Too much bubble gum. Too much sugar tonight, boys. Yeah, Dave, you got to stay out of the sugar, my friend. Did I mention that Lance was the Lance that did,
Starting point is 00:36:28 he does the project Unjuant, and he also runs his label. That's who did the intro tonight. Recorded, that was recorded in the back alley. Oh, you know what? A back alley was recorded. Do tell. During a show where he played and Tether played. Ah.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Man, it really makes me think like everything is like connected. Connected, yeah. Like, you know, like... Is the orange I see the same as the orange you see? And why are we looking at oranges? So let's get into this.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Tether, mirror finish. Here we go. I don't know. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure so hello Thank you. Thank you. Bye. I'm going to go ahead and do that. ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ for me to be sorry Star Wars Super Saiyan To the sky To the sky To the sky
Starting point is 00:42:26 To the sky To the sky To the sky To the sky To the sky Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes. Thank you. I don't know any better than you do. Yeah. Like, really. You know? But I would say Reflegent Sepulcher.
Starting point is 00:43:58 That's what I would say. But I have no... Tether from Mirror Finish. No real point of reference for that. Mike Nigro with no real point of reference. It's okay. It's only your second time here. You'll get better at this.
Starting point is 00:44:11 What's your point of reference? None. Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. Now that I know where that's from, I like it even more. That's a killer tape. I'm not sure... I don't think Lance has
Starting point is 00:44:26 anymore I think you can order some from Lauren if you know how to get in touch with her but it's an awesome tape we're looking at Discogs or something the marketplace of the internet Amazon Best Buys are closing down
Starting point is 00:44:43 Dave you drive by that Best Buy on Kirk Roadway lately it's gone what is it gone and like the entire building it was like a huge facade on the side they just took everything off
Starting point is 00:44:52 they took the whole building away no the building's still there I don't know if the inside's in it anymore because I didn't go in it it might just be a void like a black hole
Starting point is 00:45:00 but like it's just a big gray box now because like every little piece was taken off of it oh like overnight they're shutting down tons of stores yeah you hate to see a mom and pop shop like best buy go out of business but uh you know all right moving on whose turn is it now do tell i guess it is a mic all right go ahead you didn't I I'm not convinced that you might give me I think you
Starting point is 00:45:37 Mikey Mike all right go ahead. Quit being a pipsqueak, Dave. What do you got? What do you got, Dave? Or Mike, what do you got? I got an old one. I got an oldie, but a very goodie. Who put this out? This is an old school orange milk.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Oh, nice. Taking you back to the old school. The year was 2012. Obama was destroying the country. And orange milk was... You know what? I have some... Gap standby 3000.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Illegal contraband. Drop the tape. Why is illegal contraband... Old tape is not allowed. Orange milk. Orange milk is illegal. Oh, and the year is 2016. Orange milk. Oh, what happened? They made orange milk illegal. is illegal oh in the years 2016 orange milk oh what happened
Starting point is 00:46:27 they made orange milk illegal what did they do they got uh wrapped up in this uh money laundering scandal oh and like all their tapes all their tapes have like pro money laundering propaganda like baked in the government doesn't like it cause they use the um
Starting point is 00:46:42 think about it the window with the ladder going out. There's a little guy. All you have to do is put a little guy with a sack of money going up that ladder and out the window. And you've got... He's going to take the money out to clean it. Evidence, practically. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Dave, you opened my eyes, man. We got to figure out what is going on. That's true. I have tapes on Orange Milk that came out slightly before this. And I have tapes that came out after it. But I've never actually seen this tape before. This is a great tape. Let me get my hands on it.
Starting point is 00:47:12 I fucking love this thing. Did this come out? I want to make a guess here. I was going to say, well, you can guess, but I want to say what I was going to say. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Michael. Michael. Michael. You all right, Dave? A little hot. That's Michael. Michael. You all right, Dave? A little hot. That's a little hot. I don't know why it's hot.
Starting point is 00:47:30 I can't imagine why. Did this come out around the time of that Seth Graham solo tape? No, no, no. I'm sorry. The Seth Graham Flower Man split. You know what? I think you might be right. No, this is. This looks a lot like the colors used are very reminiscent.
Starting point is 00:47:44 It looks like that era design for Keith Rankin. Where's your orange milk stuff? I think it's definitely earlier. Right there on the door. Because... All in bottom left. What I was going to say... Wait, Dave's on the case.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Dave, don't be a dummy. You open it all the way... No, you open it from the right. Dave! God, Dave is so dumb. They don't number their tapes. They don't have catalog numbers. But they do always put the year on it. They don't number their tapes. They don't have catalog numbers, but they do always put the year on it.
Starting point is 00:48:06 They don't? I never noticed that. It says Orange Milk 2012 on this one. Okay. But there's no catalog. When did the Flyer... Dave's holding the Flyer Man Split now. What year did that come out?
Starting point is 00:48:18 It's called me 2012. I guarantee it. That one's 2013. I know it. I sat on my headphones. 2014, this one came out. Oh, shit. Wow.
Starting point is 00:48:27 So they still had those colors in their palette at that point. They had those colors. Huh. Who would have thought? Mike, he was right at the beginning. Mike! Mike! Mike!
Starting point is 00:48:38 Mike! Engines of Joy. Is that the name of the tape? Yeah, man. Maharaja Sweets. Yo. I can't wait to see this. Yeah, man. Maharaja Sweets. Yo. He's the dude. I can't wait to see this.
Starting point is 00:48:47 He's super nice. He's a great guy. Richard. Me and Dave were just talking about this the other day. Be nice. Right? You have to be nice. We don't care who's president, Trump or Clinton, as long as they be nice.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Yeah. Exactly. Right? Be nice. They have to be nice. And that should be part of, that should be a prerequisite for being in office. You gotta be... I'm a Brexit guy.
Starting point is 00:49:09 I can start muting them anytime you want. Alright, let's get into this. Maharaja Sweets. You got anything else you want to say? Hop shop? It's awesome. One of the things that I love about him is that almost every one of his tapes sound different.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Yeah, I've noticed that too. And they're all super sick. And I can't believe it. I like that one on... Doesn't it make you mad when somebody can do everything? Oh, I hate when anyone can do anything. I hate when any person... I'm even looking at Mike now
Starting point is 00:49:35 and how well he keeps his beard trimmed. I look at him and I'm like, who the fuck do you think you are? In my head, I'm just hearing... Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Okay, let's get into this. Maharaja Sweets. Engines of Joy cassette, 2012, Orange Milk. You ready? Let's do it. Does anybody have anything they want to say? Put your hands up. It's okay, tape bot.
Starting point is 00:50:01 The legal use of no Dolby. You cannot use type B, no Dolby. You cannot use type B no Dolby. Oh, turn it off. In violation of code 423 square green poop ladder. Okay, look, I'm putting it off. It's off, all right? Thank you. Thank you. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
Starting point is 00:52:10 I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm ¶¶ Woodlawn Fordham Tremont
Starting point is 00:52:45 125th Street, Grand Central St. George Stapleton New Dorp Great Kills Booganot Princeton Bay Nassau. Thank you. John Henry was a very strong man. Some say he could hold a baby in the palm of his hand.
Starting point is 00:54:30 That's true. But John Henry, they said, You got a machine that's gonna replace you, you'll be out of a job. He says, I'll battle against that machine. And that's just what they did. And again they chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. They're on the way for the train. With a new train. Gonna change everything.
Starting point is 00:55:24 And he chop, chop, chopped, and he was no match for that machine. John Henry collapsed on the ground. Now he was a dying man. And as he lay there on the ground, he had a vision. That this new machine and this new show and even this, like him, would be a ghost that day. I'm going to do everything right.
Starting point is 00:56:18 I'm getting my life together. He's getting his life on the track. I'm getting my life together. All right. That was fucking tight. Yeah. Super good. We were talking about a few other Maharaja Sweet tapes.
Starting point is 00:56:29 Oh, yeah. That Moss Archive one. Yeah. That's the best. Did I get the title right? The cassette label heads who went outside. Yeah. It's a little story.
Starting point is 00:56:39 It's like a sci-fi story. The first tape I heard from them was also on Orange Milk, but it wasn't this one. I can't remember what it was called. What is it called? Look on the door right now. Do you see it? It's like a third from the top on the left. That's too many directions. The spine just says Maharaja Sweets. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:56:57 But we all see it, right? We all see it. Everyone in this room sees it. Move to conjecture. Any appeals? Moving on. All right. Cap standby. Illegal location for court proceeding.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Dave, you got my sound. Getting in the law now? You got my sound effects muted. Oh, do I? Yeah. Michael! All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:24 Dave, you're turn. Thanks for letting me know no problem man hey dave anything you need man i've been meaning to say like i really respect you as a friend so like anything you need just let me know if you like ice water or like anything i would love some ice water actually i can't get it right now but but like but any other time if you need something i want you to feel like you can tell me i want to play some tapes go ahead man i can i'm here to help you i'm your friend all right uh we recently i'm your best friend so like it doesn't matter just do whatever you need all right wrap it up um i'm gonna play. We just got a huge care package from Astral Spirits. That we did.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Probably about 10 tapes that we got all at the same time. And I took a bunch of them home. Literally the same exact time. Some of them that were included. Actually, let me start that sentence over. No, no, you're good. Go with it. Four of the tapes that were included were the new batch.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Batch number 10 came out on Astral Spirits. When's about? August? It came out just recently. It's August right now, right? Yeah, just recently. It's still available, by the way. You can get all four for $20. I highly recommend you do.
Starting point is 00:58:40 That's a steal. You're going to make a lot of money if you buy that. A lot of money. What was in the batch? You got that in front of you? You got that information? I'm going to play two of the tapes. You can't put both of them in. How many strips of bacon would that be?
Starting point is 00:58:56 There's two sides here. You want to jam them both in at once? Yeah, at the same time. One deck? Yeah, we can do that. I can do that. I got a hammer. Look at all those tools I have, Mike. The legal use Into one deck. Yeah, we can do that. I can do that. I got a hammer. Look at all those tools I have, Mike. The legal use of double deck that stuttering
Starting point is 00:59:09 error. Horseradish virus present. Goddamn horseradish virus. Have you guys ever heard of a tape deck that it's a dual deck? Yep. With two outs, like one for each deck? I haven't, no.
Starting point is 00:59:25 No? Have you? No. Somebody asked me about that, and I said, no, I don't think so, but I was just wondering if you guys had ever heard of something like that. You could probably make it happen. Making it happen. You could make anything happen with Jesus, Dave.
Starting point is 00:59:40 You could probably make it happen. So I'm going to play two of the tapes that came out on this recent batch. I'm going to play... of the tapes that came out on this recent batch. I'm going to play... Can I just say one thing? Sure. Can I say two things? I'll stick to one.
Starting point is 00:59:55 I just want to say that there's a tape in this batch by Ben Bennett that is an incredible tape. It didn't come out on this batch. No? No. I'm glad you interrupted me. Well, I got it in the same envelope. It's really good. Is it available
Starting point is 01:00:11 now? Buy that one too. I don't know if it is. Also, before you get into what you're going to say, Dave, I want to say another thing. Alright. I love, because Astral Spirit, Mike, you know how the cover... You know how their cover art works, right? There's like a solid background.
Starting point is 01:00:27 There's a circle and then there's words. No, there's like a different shape. Yeah. Right? Mostly circles. It's basically money laundering propaganda. They with everything nowadays, yeah. So that's everything.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Show him the tapes. Now they put them on like these backgrounds, these psychedelic backgrounds. They're very nice. Yeah, these are really good Look at that You like how I waited a minute before I popped that one out for you? Look at the shape on that one Which tape is that?
Starting point is 01:00:54 Construct, I see Yeah Featuring who? This top tape here This guy for all of you viewing at home This top guy here Is a construct tape Featuring Graham, Massey, and David McLean guy for all of you viewing at home. This top guy here is a construct tape featuring Graham
Starting point is 01:01:07 Massey and David McLean. It's fucking beautiful, man. Turkish act. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Istanbul. I don't really know much about construct tape. Yeah, I don't either, but this shit is ridiculous. Oh, yeah? It's really good.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Are you serious, Dave? Yeah. It sounds like some electric miles davis oh yeah like straight up electric like that door in the parking garage remember that youtube video oh yeah that one that you know there's this train that goes by my house uh-huh and it puts its brakes on for like 45 seconds and it seriously sounds like sunroof it's incredible it so good. Do you hear it every day? No. And I always catch it too late to get my recorder going. I want to record it.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Because you can hear it clear as day from my house. I like that. Yeah, I like you doing that. It sounds really good. That's very interesting. I don't know why I was talking about that. Anyway. I forget what. I forget what I'm talking about. What are you doing? I'm going to play two of these tapes out of the four that came out on this recent batch on Astral Spirits.
Starting point is 01:02:09 Taliban with Alan Wilkinson. Taliban with a... Taliban with an X. Yeah. Taliban, like the cook. Yeah. Yeah, like the cook. Yeah, we all...
Starting point is 01:02:20 From Breaking Bad. You want to cook? This is one of my favorite tape titles ever. Let's hear it. It is dangerous to lean out. Well, it is. You don't want to do that. I assume you're talking about leaning out of a moving train.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Or like a carnival. Or like a carnival ride. Ferris wheel. Yeah, yeah. It's dangerous to lean out. Mike, Mike Nigro, name something where it's not dangerous to lean out of it. Where it's not dangerous. I can't. Because it's dangerous to lean out of it. Oh. Where it's not dangerous. I can't.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Because it's dangerous to lean out. Because that's the truth. This was recorded at a jazz festival in Italy. The floor. No, you don't want to lean out of the floor, because then what's below that? The upside down. What's beyond that, really?
Starting point is 01:03:01 The Stranger Things soundtrack. And we don't even know if that's good or not yet. So let's not. That is a spicy meatball and I'm going to stay away from it. Hand me the tapes. I just want to see them real quick. I want to hold them. I want to see if they feel like other tapes. Yep, exactly like other tapes. The graphic design on this, by the way, is beautiful.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Dave, what font is that on the spine? That would be Dingbat. You normally say Cooper Black. I spine? That would be Dingbat. Wow, you normally say Cooper Black. Cooper Black is on the cover, and that's for real. Is it for real? If it's not Cooper Black, it looks a lot like Cooper Black. I thought that was a bit you were doing. No, that's Cooper Black.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Which one are you going to play first? I'm going to start with Construct,aturing Graham Massey and David McLean And then the second strip of bacon will be Taliban with Alan Wilkinson Okay, let's get into those New ones on Astral Spirits We're talking about number 31 and 32 Get all four for $20
Starting point is 01:04:00 You can still get them on the website Do it, do it, do it, do it What have I done? Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. guitar solo ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. so I'm going to go to the bathroom. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavavavavavavavavavavavavavavava Thank you. I'm going to go get him. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Bye. Hey! so Construct and Taliban. Construct featuring Taliban. Construct featuring Graham Massey and Dave McLean and Taliban with Alan Wilkinson.
Starting point is 01:15:52 I just want to say right now, if there's a full batch you want to get this year, that's the one. That's my favorite batch of the year. How much is it for the full batch? $20. Four tapes for $20. You also get an Arlie Dockery and Smokey Emery tape. We've played Smokey Emery before. You also get an Arlie Dockery and Smokey Emery tape. We've played Smokey Emery
Starting point is 01:16:07 before. We might have played Arlie Dockery as well. We have. I think a Derek Rogers collab in episode number six. Ooh. No, I'm just purely guessing right there. Now I gotta look. A Rankin, Parker, and Pierce collab.
Starting point is 01:16:23 I don't know much about that. So what's with the Ben Bennett tape? Where's that land? Not in that batch, but we did get that in their last shipment. Last shipment. They got a guy. Wait, hold on. I think I'm making some progress
Starting point is 01:16:38 here with this documentary. No. Let's move on. My turn. Astral Spirits. You say to buy that whole batch, right? I say buy that whole batch. All right. Let's move on. My turn. Right. Astral Spirits. Yeah. You say to buy that whole batch, right? How much is it? I say buy that whole batch.
Starting point is 01:16:48 You're $20. $20. I want to get into this R. Stevie Moore tape. Mention R. Stevie Moore earlier in the show on that because I was saying he had the tape on Oma 333, a label that we played. I think we opened the show with a tape on that. No. You played it, right? What was it?
Starting point is 01:17:07 It feels so long ago. How long have we been recording this? Two years. Has it been two years already? Hello, Orleans. But you know what, guys? And enjoy the adventure. I've been loving every minute of it.
Starting point is 01:17:21 Oh, yeah. I love everything. Even when you hop shops, I act like pipsqueaks. I still love hanging out with you. It's a good time. And Michael Nygard. That's very nice of you, Mike. I'm going to start on you. Thanks for showing up.
Starting point is 01:17:32 All right? Thanks for showing up. I just like to watch you guys. R. Stevie Moore. Nope. Nobody pays. Keep doing that. Nobody pays me much mind until I'm gone.
Starting point is 01:17:42 Whoa! You know, I'm just noticing now, do you think Joe B is going to look like this exactly like me? That is Joe B to the T in, I'm going to say, four years. Five years if he starts doing some
Starting point is 01:17:58 jumping jacks every once in a while. That is Joe B right there, right? Yep. Wow. Yeah, same with everything. Wait that could be joe's house no they have crown molding joe doesn't have crown molding you could really tell because when he paints he doesn't tape off the ceiling there's still the blue from like eight years ago up there come on take care of that this just came out on what is it, Doom Trip Records. You guys familiar with that label at all? I don't know much about Doom Trip.
Starting point is 01:18:29 Me neither. They put out this very long tape, this comprehensive kind of R. Stevie Moore tape. It's like a C-70 or something. It's very long, in addition of 135. Whoa. A lot of weirdo, classic R. Stevie Moore, like, you know,
Starting point is 01:18:47 pop, weird, pop slime, and a whole mess, just a whole mess of chill synthesizer workouts on here. Isn't that neat? It's very neat. You still got the Bob Ross on there, huh? Let's play some games.
Starting point is 01:19:03 That does tickle you a little bit. It does. It does. Every time it tickles me. What's that what? That group Mike's into? ISIS. No. I said no. That feeling you get when Bob Ross says
Starting point is 01:19:19 let's play some games. It tickles your head a little bit. There's like a thing. It's like ASFR or something like that. It's Nambla. Right? Let's get into this R.C.V. Moore tape. I'm going to play two tracks. What are they called?
Starting point is 01:19:38 I've got it queued up here too. Capstan 3000. One track only Illegal play length No one track's kind of One track's like two minutes One track only Illegal play length
Starting point is 01:19:52 No excuses But Dave just No exceptions But Dave just Get on the ground Drop the Norelco Alright alright Drop the Norelco
Starting point is 01:20:01 Back up Alright alright Suspect Getting violent Refuses to drop Norelco. Back up. All right. All right. Suspect getting violent. Refuses to drop Norelco. Drop the Norelco. I don't feel comfortable going to this right now. I don't want to.
Starting point is 01:20:16 But seriously, Dave just played two tapes. So how is that fair? All right. The type is so small. I can't really focus on anything right now absence what does it say my dog iced out hoe oh and then i wish marvin gaye's father had killed me instead those two tracks what color tape is that is that pink or red just so i can get a frame of reference of where my eyes are.
Starting point is 01:20:46 I would say red. That's red. That's red? Okay, I need to... But it's got a little something going on. It does have a little... Yeah, I see it. I need to get some vitamins.
Starting point is 01:20:53 I don't know if it's the light or... I need to get some vitamin C. You do, yeah. Get some carrots in you. Eat a carrot. This is... I love it. Go eat a carrot.
Starting point is 01:21:00 I got a mandolin slicer now. I'm putting carrots in everything. You get them so small. They're so tiny. Little tiny carrots in everything. You get them so small. They're so tiny. Little tiny carrots in everything. I put it in your pasta sauce. Ay, ay, ay. You know what you do, Mike?
Starting point is 01:21:11 What do you do? You slice them long ways, real thin. Okay. And then you put them in a pan with some seasoning and make some fake bacon with it. It's really good. I made that for you not that long ago. Yeah, you put it in the oven. Oh, he like that listen like that either yeah you gotta fry them up i understand that now i understand that now okay r stevie but listen we'll talk about the let's this is personal stuff davey
Starting point is 01:21:38 let's talk about this afterwards okay r stevie moore nobody pays me much mind until i'm gone R. Stevie Moore, Nobody Pays Me Much Mind Until I'm Gone. Dune Trip Records. Here we go. Went up on the mountain To see what I could see Whole world was falling Right there in front of me Cause I'm a hunger For dreams I'll never see Help me baby This will surely be the end of Stevie Help me, baby.
Starting point is 01:22:29 This will surely be the end of Stevie. Pull myself together. Put on a new face. Climb down off the hilltop, baby. Get back in the race. Got to run from hiding. Got to run to keep from hiding. Bound to keep riding. One more silver dollar I don't own the robe I'm wearing
Starting point is 01:23:11 And the robe goes on forever I'm going to go ahead and do that. The narrative breathes. Absence makes the heart move on. Oh, fuck. The man of the air and deep breathing sick. Adam Adam's makes the heart of fun the middle
Starting point is 01:24:36 of the air deep breath and and The. The Man of the Air We Continue I dream that I was speaking in the house of lords And I was heckled by a porcupine I was naked and I had no arms
Starting point is 01:25:58 Dancing to a hurdy through the grapevine Woke up aspiring and picked up the phone Someone told me Marvin Gaye was dead I felt so bad I felt like suicide I wish Marvin's father had killed me instead Pushed the wardrobe door and that was that While they write a fantasy concerning postman past I would not leave my head while I was in the shower
Starting point is 01:26:39 As I defaced the picture of him on my talcum powder As I reached for my clothes, the picture of him on my talcum powder. As I reached for my clothes, the prince of darkness then. A pit in me amongst my underwear. I closed my eyes and found he was still there. With flecks of foam around his lips and barking An angel burned the day that Marvin died Like egg-encrusted helicopters falling from the sky God spoke to us and we were mystified
Starting point is 01:27:20 When all around us eggs were hatching Lips were wailing demons An angel birthed the day that Marvin died Like egg-encrusted helicopters falling from the sky God spoke to us and we were mystified When all around us it was 20 years ago today someone told me Marvin Gaye was dead suicide
Starting point is 01:28:21 I wish Marvin's father had killed me instead. And I gave him witnesses in the house. that was R. Stevie Moore. That tape is... That's insane. It's got the rated R on the back. Oh, it's rated R. Not safe for work. No, no, no. Don't bring it to work. It won't be a safe thing to do on Doom Trip.
Starting point is 01:28:57 Or it's just coming out there. Yeah, don't get me started, Obama. Very interesting artist, R.C.V. Morris. Has been doing a lot of wild stuff. Isn't that neat? That's my Carson. You said there's like synth jam stuff on there too? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:17 I think all of Side B maybe. I don't remember really. I gotta hear this tape. It's a long one. It's a good tape. Edition of 135. I don't know if I've ever said that. Got Dave excited. How do you get to a number like, I got to hear this tape. It's a long one. It's a good tape. An edition of 135. I don't know if I've ever said that. Got Dave excited.
Starting point is 01:29:27 How do you get to a number like, I got a question. Let's hear it, Mike. Go ahead. Well, a number like that. Why do you do 135? Because he did an edition of 50, and then he did an edition of 50, and then he only had 35 tapes left. So he's like, I guess I'll do an edition. Why and then he only had 35 tapes left. So he's like,
Starting point is 01:29:45 I guess I'll do an edition. Why you have 35 hanging around? Where'd those come from? Well, it's pro-dub. You got matching. It's pro-dub, I should say. Okay. So they'll just do numbers like that?
Starting point is 01:29:55 Yeah, I think. Really? I thought it was like editions of, like it had to be multiples of 50. No. Illegal edition is eyes. Illegal edition, stuttering error. Trojan virus. I feel like the Zyze. Illegal addition stuttering error. Trojan virus.
Starting point is 01:30:06 I feel like the cop because I... I won't accept. I like how he's just showing up and then constantly getting a virus. I like it.
Starting point is 01:30:22 It's so bad now. That's all it does. All it does. It shows up where people are doing something they shouldn't be doing with tapes and announces what virus it has. We should have that. You know, one day every store will be a Walmart and every employee will be a robot that just shows up and tells you what virus it currently has. And you'll never be able to leave. That's where we're going.
Starting point is 01:30:46 All right? Global warming. All right. All right. Enough. Mike, what do you got? What tape do you want to play? Oh, boy.
Starting point is 01:30:56 Oh, boy. Oh, brother. Oh, boy. Let's play... This one. What do you got? Sun Moon Star. Sun Moon Star. One word.
Starting point is 01:31:06 That's right. Ibid on Twin Springs Tapes. What is it called? Ibid? Ibid. Ibid. Like on eBay. Does anyone use eBay anymore? No.
Starting point is 01:31:19 Just like on eBay and yes. I do. What was the last thing you bought on eBay? I sell a lot of stuff on eBay. I do. I do. You do? I do. What was the last thing you bought on eBay? I sell a lot of stuff on eBay. I don't buy anything. Does anyone buy anything from you? Yeah. Or else I wouldn't keep doing it, Mike.
Starting point is 01:31:33 Yeah. Come on. Well, maybe you're one of those guys who's like, one day someone's going to see. Just keep relisting the same shit. Someone's going to see this. Mike Haley does not understand how business works. He's not a businessman. Explain business to me.
Starting point is 01:31:43 Would you mind? Don't do it. I've tried. He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it. There's not a businessman. Explain business to me. I've tried. He doesn't get it. There's goblins, right? On eBay, yes. Alright, what tape is this? Sun, Moon, Star.
Starting point is 01:31:56 Twin Springs tapes. I don't think we've ever played anything. At the same time. One, two, three. Twin Springs. I didn't know if we were going to say Sun, two, three. Twin Springs. Twin Springs. I didn't know if we were going to say Sun, Moon, Star. Mike wants it now. It's fun, isn't it? Try it.
Starting point is 01:32:12 It's fun. Give it to me. Error. B-side is blank. Send back for reduplication. All right, let me do one. Illegal program repeats on B-side in violation of go 4324 square pp give me i want to do one more you got a horse rat is horse rat is worm alert horse radish oh come on
Starting point is 01:32:39 it's weird because i still talk like this when you can probably chill just like talk like you normally talk. You can just talk. No, you can't do that. It's impossible, right? Yeah, you can't. Horseradish virus. It can't be done.
Starting point is 01:32:52 Horseradish virus. No, it doesn't sound like you have the horseradish virus anymore. No, he's literally sick. It's not a computer virus. He's got stuffy nose. Horseradish virus. Horseradish virus. All right, Mike, what are you playing? Summonstar. Or Spiders. All right.
Starting point is 01:33:05 Mike, what are you playing? Sun Moon Star. Play a tape. Yeah. Sun Moon Star. Came through Brooklyn with Euclid Scene and Opaline. And we did a show. And it was super sick.
Starting point is 01:33:16 And I want to give a shout out to all those guys. Your second shout out of the night. Because they're cool. I got a platform, Mike. I got to use it. Don't use up all of our bandwidth um so yeah that was awesome got this tape natasha natasha yeah um from sydney australia i'm seeing here that's right you see you keep leapfrogging me with your googles yeah Yeah. Hey, man, I put in the work. I'm showing it off. Letting the world see it. Out and proud.
Starting point is 01:33:48 You know it. Dave, I feel like I'm really loud. Am I really loud? Oh, you're always really loud. Turn me down a little bit. That's true. You come in the room and you're just like... Put the whole song on your soundboard.
Starting point is 01:34:01 Because when you play the clip, you just make me want to hear the whole song. You are really loud. Yeah, I know. It's really loud. Yeah. That when you play the clip, you just make me want to hear the whole song. You are really loud. Yeah, I know. It's really loud. Yeah. That's what the people want, though. Yeah, they want you very loud. So loud, they can't even take it.
Starting point is 01:34:17 Alright. That is what it's like hanging out with him. This is a C30. Got him. When is Mike going to shut his fucking mouth for five seconds? No one cares about your joke. This looks pretty. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:35 It's very nice. I love those labels. They got colors. They got white. You make fun of me, Dave. And he just said, they got colors, they got white to describe the label. That could almost literally be anything. And you make fun of me? Oh yeah, big time.
Starting point is 01:34:51 You do. Well, let's get into this. Sun, Moon, Star. I can't wait to see this. On, uh, what is the tape called? I'm looking for the name, I can't find it. Twin Springs Tapes. Is it just self-titled tape? Ibid. It says Ibid for the name. I can't find it. Twin Springs Tapes. Is it just self-titled tape? Ibid.
Starting point is 01:35:06 It says Ibid on the front. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ. Sure it does, pal. Come on, Mike. What's going on? Side A? We doing Side A?
Starting point is 01:35:12 We gotta figure out. Listen, Mike. We gotta figure it out. I wanna be full of it. See, that's what I like about Trump. He knows what the problems are. Well, he knows that we gotta figure out what's going on. When we figure out what's going on, you know what's gonna happen.
Starting point is 01:35:28 We're gonna make a lot of money. Yeah. We're all gonna make a lot of money yeah we're all gonna make a lot good i've been waiting i like trump and i'll say i'm a brexit guy and i like trump because uh he'll because he's not afraid to say what he means he won't lie to us no and he'll he'll always say what's on his mimes always he speaks from his heart but he also mimes. Always. He speaks from his heart. But he also speaks from his mind. He also speaks from his mimes. From his brain. From his brains. And he says a lot of good stuff.
Starting point is 01:35:55 Because I got a lot of bad boy thoughts, but I won't say them. No, no, no, no, no. But what I like... I'll tell you what, Mike. I'm a Brexit guy. I like hearing him say the bad boy things that I'm thinking. Now, Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton, don't get me started. Because I can't have any more sugar. I'm a Brexit guy. I like hearing him say the bad boy things that I'm thinking. Now, Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton, don't get me started. Because I can't have any more sugar.
Starting point is 01:36:08 I'm not allowed. My mom shut me off from the sugar. Let me ask you guys a question. Are we still doing the podcast at this point? Yes, this is really... Okay, let's play whatever tape we got queued up here. Carry on. He's back.
Starting point is 01:36:22 Nate. Virus. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I love when something gets the Dave warm bath stamp of approval. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Are we back? It's a nice warm bath. Yeah. Are we back? Oh, yeah. We're back. Big time. Because I don't want to have to repeat. Are we back? It's a nice warm bath. Are we back? Oh yeah, we're back.
Starting point is 01:42:46 Big time. I don't want to have to repeat the stuff about the bath. You guys like ACBC? Oh yeah. Back in bath? Is that when you get back in the bath? I love when Dave
Starting point is 01:43:00 is really relaxing. Dear Weird Al. I have a suggestion. Back in bath. Dear Weird. That I have a suggestion. Back in Bath. Dear Weird Al. That's your next parody, Back in Bath. I like when you describe stuff as taking a nice
Starting point is 01:43:15 warm bath, but I liked more one that you said while that was playing that it sounded like cotton candy. What do you mean? It sounds like cotton candy taste or feel or everything about it or being made? Like the experience of eating cotton candy. What do you mean? Like it sounds like cotton candy taste or feel or everything about it or being made. Like the experience of eating cotton candy.
Starting point is 01:43:28 That's what that, that's it. It's in your mouth. Yeah. It's just like the best thing that's ever happened to you, right?
Starting point is 01:43:39 Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. You're at like a nice carnival and you get like the cotton candy. Yeah. Yeah, it's the best thing. Yeah, definitely. You and you get the cotton candy. Yeah, that's the best thing.
Starting point is 01:43:45 You never just eaten cotton candy and cried? Mike, name one thing that happened to you that was more beautiful than eating cotton candy. One thing. He's got nothing. That was very good. I enjoyed that. I enjoyed that a bunch. Excellent.
Starting point is 01:43:59 Mike, you did good. You gotta blame Mike. I didn't come here to slack off. I came here to play my best tapes. I think everyone's been... Dave, I think you've been doing a good job tonight. Everybody's been doing a tremendous job. Give yourself a hand.
Starting point is 01:44:14 I'll give myself a hand. Give yourself a hand, Mike. Give yourself a hand. Give yourself a hand. Okay, I'm going to play this. Give yourself a hand. Anthine tape that came out on Polar Seas. Anthony.
Starting point is 01:44:29 Newish label. Came out on what label? Polar Seas? Polar Seas. Tape's called Repose. That's a Toronto, Ontario label, correct? Indeed. Are you Googling again?
Starting point is 01:44:42 I do my research, my friend. I'm always on Google. Mike loves to Google. I come here to hang out with Mike. He's in Google all day. Well, I got the Chrome subscription. I'm a Chrome member, a Google Chrome member. They don't let a lot of people use that version.
Starting point is 01:44:58 Mike, I'm going to show you something. What are the perks of being a paying member? Blue links. The blue links so you know you can click on them. Bookmarks. You can bookmark things. Mike, links so you know you can click on them. Bookmarks. You can bookmark things. Mike, I have to interrupt you.
Starting point is 01:45:08 Go ahead. I pay a guy $9.99 a month, and he lets me get on the Chrome. It's his Chrome. He's a government agent. What, Dave? Go ahead. You have something to say. I do have something to say. Do.
Starting point is 01:45:19 Where's David? David around someplace? I just want to say you're going to love this. Ooh. The Polar Se going to love this. Ooh. The Polar Seas logo on this cassette show. There's a circle that goes around the logo. Take a really good, close look
Starting point is 01:45:34 at that circle. Imprinting on that show. Holy shit. Look at the detail. It's like it won the Hugo Award for Young Adult Fiction. It's like a little... It's like it won the Hugo Award for Young Adult Fiction. It's like a little It's like a little metal. Look at the hand
Starting point is 01:45:49 ticking around the crest. It's beautiful. The ticking around the crest is beautiful on that. What color shell is this? Grandma Mint. Grandma Mint? Is that Grandma Mint? No, that's more like Mama Midorgy. It's that toothpaste that tastes like Pepto-Bismol.
Starting point is 01:46:06 It's like a dollar store toothpaste, right? With the white imprinting, this is beautiful. Look at that little... In the corner there, that little circle. What is it? The logo? That line's got a bunch of other lines on it. It's beautiful. I love it.
Starting point is 01:46:24 Let me see the cover. I haven't seen the cover yet at least I don't think woo woo woo woo woo pull over pull over oh jeez flat tire virus
Starting point is 01:46:36 this is wow this is gorgeous I love just the simplistic kind of black and white it's very nice on the oh and on the inside it goes all the way on the inside just these that's like a Bob Ross I love just the simplistic kind of black and white. It's very nice.
Starting point is 01:46:47 Oh, and on the inside, it goes all the way to the inside. That's like a Bob Ross if you squint from a distance. Yeah. On Angel Dust. On Angel Dust? Pretty much just like Bob Ross. Lower Seas. Newish label, though, yeah?
Starting point is 01:47:07 Yeah, right? I don't know. I've never heard of them. This is the first thing I'm going to hear on that label. Well, this is number nine. Number nine. I love the bingles. Lucky in my skimes with linens. I love the bingles.
Starting point is 01:47:21 Too far. The rolling stoves. I love all theals. Too far. The Rolling Stoves. I love all the British Explorers. Rock and roll is my Woodstock. I always said that. I got a shirt that just has three guitars on fire. It just says rock and roll. I got a couple
Starting point is 01:47:45 of tattoos. Check out this one, Mike. Up here on my shoulder. Rolling stoves. The lips with the teeth. I got that. Dave, look at this over here. Look at this over here. I got Fleetwood Mac Tonight, the moon guy. I got all the Ronk and Roll
Starting point is 01:48:01 tattoos. I got a guy who gives me my Google Chrome guy. He gives me Ronk and roll tattoos. I got a guy who gives me, he's my Google Chrome guy, he gives me rock and roll tattoos for cheap. I'm going to say right now, I know all three of us are laughing right now, but there's no way this is actually funny. We'll listen to this at a later date and we'll wonder why we were laughing.
Starting point is 01:48:22 It's like an episode of Batman, the old one, when the Riddler or the Penguin will hit you with the gas out of the top of the umbrella. I think that's where we are right now. Look at Dave. Look at Dave. Dave's like a jelly bean you would throw away. Look at him.
Starting point is 01:48:37 Oh, come on. Alright, what are we playing? What is the name of this again? What jelly bean would you throw away? Like if you get the one that's like the Harry Potter package and there's like boogers or something like that. No, don't eat it. Don't do it.
Starting point is 01:48:53 Don't do it. No, I'm like, no. So I'm the prank bean. You're prank bean. Dave the prank bean. That's his reality show. This is prank bean. And bean. Just put beans on people as pranks? That's his reality show. This is Prank Bean. Anthony.
Starting point is 01:49:06 They just put beans on people as pranks? Like on their shoulder? Yeah. And they turn and they go, what is it? And you go, ha ha! Prank. Anthony from Repose on Polar Seas. Is this a brand new one, Dave?
Starting point is 01:49:24 Is this a new one? Nope. Nope. Nope. Here we go. Old label. Prolific label. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Anthony, Anthony. Now, if a sun... Was it sun, moon, star?
Starting point is 01:56:33 Sun, moon, star. If that was cotton candy, what sweet treat would that be, Dave? I know he can do this. Mike, I know he can do it. He's thinking about it. Skittles when you don't chew them. You just suck on them for a really long time.
Starting point is 01:56:51 How long have you ever sucked on a Skittle for? Until it was gone. I imagine Dave has a pack of Skittles last him a week. How long do you suck a Skittle, Mike? Like all day. And he's always like, got a red! And then later on you see in the day, got a green right now. He's always letting you know what color Skittle is.
Starting point is 01:57:09 Telling you what color. Yeah. Do Skittles, did the different colors taste different? Or do they all just taste like Skittle? They all taste like sugar. Yeah. Sugar, but like lime sugar, apple sugar. Come on, guys.
Starting point is 01:57:20 Come on. You guys don't know what Skittles taste like? What are you? I haven't had Skittles in a long time What are you? What are you? Are you a baby? What are you?
Starting point is 01:57:29 Because babies can't eat Skittles Well they don't Babies who don't have teeth Could really suck on a Skittle But they'd probably They put it up their nose They put it up their nose? Yeah
Starting point is 01:57:39 Not a baby Maybe a toddler A toddler put it up their nose Yeah put it up your nose That's where the saying comes from actually Somebody who got mad at their toddler was like, put up your nose. Is it my turn to play, Dave? Do we still play tapes?
Starting point is 01:57:51 I don't really understand anything right now. You're not good with life in general, Dave. No, pretty bad. Mike, what do you think Dave's best trait? I would say it's how tall I am. I was going to say I was going to say how you can reach stuff up high but that's the same thing.
Starting point is 01:58:10 Sort of comforting presence. Like a grandfather presence. Or like he's Dave, Dave, Dave. Turn off your headphones. I can protect all of you. Turn off your headphones real quick. Turn off your headphones real quick. They're what I like about Dave. Because I'm scared.
Starting point is 01:58:25 Turn off your headphones real quick. They're off. Mike. Mike? You see him being like, Shrek? Why do I have the voice? I didn't say exactly like Shrek. Is he more like Shrek? I'm talking in this voice.
Starting point is 01:58:39 He can't hear at this festival. Giants can't hear at this festival. Do you think Dave is more like a Shrek character or more like a hillbilly Jim from WWF? Where on that spectrum does he land? Probably closer to Shrek. That's what I thought. All right, Dave, we're back.
Starting point is 01:59:04 Charles Barabay. Tape called... Do I still... I don't know anymore. I don't know how to say the word. I know it translates to scarring. Say that. Try to say that, Mike.
Starting point is 01:59:20 I'm past the point where I can read the word. You can't say it. Legally, I can't say it. You know what it translates to. You just know. I would say... You just know that. Cease it, Treece. You need a break. I don't know. This is a new one. A double tape.
Starting point is 01:59:34 Comes with one of those double-hide Noroco cases on Never Anything, who just released a stellar batch. There's a Peter Criste tape in there. It's a... It's a monster. Peter Criss. From Kiss. That's Peter Criss.
Starting point is 01:59:50 That's the potato chip guy. I know all about Kiss. Tell me, remember when you went... When Kiss stopped painting their thighs and ankles with the paint and they just went bare skin, what did you think about that? Were you against that? I didn't like it. Stop painting their thighs and ankles with the paint. And they just went bare skin.
Starting point is 02:00:06 What did you think about that? Were you against that? I didn't like it. You didn't like it? No. You like that they're doing it again? I like that they put it back on. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:13 Who's your favorite KISS member? The pilot. The pilot's fine, too. Classic. The only original member. As we all know, the others died in that fire. The Delta pilot, specifically. I'm not talking about the
Starting point is 02:00:29 backup percussion guy. That was just a generic pilot. I'm talking about the original Delta pilot. I'm playing the tape now, right? Yeah, this new batch on Never Anything. Fairly new label. I think they started with him last year. This is only their 12th release.
Starting point is 02:00:45 This Charles, I mean, his shit is like, it's on another level at some point. It's true. From some of the amateurs out there. Too many amateurs. There's so many pipsqueaks out there making noise today that it's like you just want to grab them by the collar and just get your act together.
Starting point is 02:01:02 But not Charles Barabay. He's no pipsqueak no he's a big boy he does big boy stuff and this tape i love on his like he's got a thing right where his tape will be like it'll be called like you know chapters and buttholes like chapter one chapter two butthole one butthole two he does it like that with like everything's like it's like he's got like index cards and he's mapping everything out and this one he goes through like are they called parts on this before every track part five and it goes into it it's it announces it it's an announcement it's like a wedding announcement here you hear you you have me gather around for a little while
Starting point is 02:01:40 and then what happened dave and then i got lost you want to play some stuff off the uh the second tape okay let's do this go do it dummy part 10 Thank you. ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ Hey! Hey! Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
Starting point is 02:03:30 Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
Starting point is 02:03:38 Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. M... D... 1... © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm surprised you're so special. I'm so happy for you.
Starting point is 02:05:56 I'm so going to let you go. Thank you. The I don't know. Charles Byerby that release those two tapes are part of my language really good you thought I was going to say an F word didn't you
Starting point is 02:07:44 not going to go there you almost, didn't you? Not going to go there. You almost have to after you say pardon. Once you start it with that, you really have to follow through. Come on, Mike. Mike, thanks for showing up. I want to give you another hand. Let's give Mike another hand. Thanks for filling in for Joby.
Starting point is 02:07:58 Jamie Orlando was here last week. He did good. Yeah. We're a little worried because Jamie doesn't drink. You don't drink. You're an asshole. I drink and like you know you don't drink you're an asshole I'm scared of you if you don't too scary
Starting point is 02:08:11 Jamie doesn't if you're not a cop you have to tell somebody legally if you say are you not a cop they have to tell you we thought he was a cop but Mike there's more to that you also have to you know also he didn't bring any tapes He brought a bunch of decks of playing cards. And he tried to
Starting point is 02:08:29 stick them in there. Are you interrupting the law? I'm trying to explain the law to you, Mike. The law is if you're not a cop, then you have to tell them that you're not, but you also have to tell them that you're not but you also have to tell them what you actually do oh yeah yeah so much work all right whose turn
Starting point is 02:08:53 is it Mike your turn all right what are you gonna play what did we gonna play West here how long were we just talking for I don't like taxes taxes no I don't like like Obama's things yeah I don't like taxes. Taxes? No, I don't like them. Like Obama's things? Yeah, I don't like those. No, me neither. Yeah. And what do we get for them? They're Obama things, really.
Starting point is 02:09:10 Yeah. I don't like them. Oh, my goodness. Let's speak American. All right, Mike, what are you going to... West... Do you have another program called Reverb that you're putting on? Yeah, I don't know why they did that.
Starting point is 02:09:23 What do you got? Concerning the disputed photograph of Crazy Horse. This came out a few years ago, right? A little while ago. This isn't a new one is what I'm saying. No, it's a nominal loom.
Starting point is 02:09:32 Nice. I don't know if it's dated. Nope. Is this like a 2013, 2014? No, the label probably started like 2013. It's a 14 or 15, I would say.
Starting point is 02:09:41 14 or 15. Are those funny numbers, Dave? Nope. Okay, moving on. What else you 15. Are those funny numbers, Dave? Nope. Okay, moving on. What else you got to say about them? That's about it. I love this tape. This is one of my favorite.
Starting point is 02:09:50 Why don't you marry it? Hey. Aw, you gave it a little kiss. That's so nice. Let me take a look at it. Play this stuff. Very nice. It's a program repeats, but I want to listen to it twice.
Starting point is 02:10:08 So it works out. I'm trying to signal to Dave to do the... I know. I just wanted to make you have that awkward silence. All right. Well, let's... Oh, I like the imprinting on this. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:10:21 Is that magic marker? Is that imprinted on there? No, that's imprinted on there. I think it's printed, but it might have originated. It's lined. It looks like it's a silver tape
Starting point is 02:10:28 and just looks mighty. Took a marker and just squiggled on it. But it's very nice. Very strong. You know what? This one also has a tape cop offense
Starting point is 02:10:40 as much as I love it. There's... There's what? Well, you take a look at that tape and tell me what you notice. See what's wrong with it? Let me check out the spine here. Oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 02:10:52 Hold on, let me do a handstand so I can read this spine. Come on now. Upside down. Minus three points, right? Three tape points. That's three tape points off. Turn that into our official scorekeeper.
Starting point is 02:11:06 Well, let's get into this. West Hirey concerning the disputed photograph of Crazy Horse. It's a jam. It's a jam? Yeah, for sure. Nope. We're going to dip into the middle of the jam. I got it queued up, the whole thing.
Starting point is 02:11:19 It's an arc. Okay. It's beautiful. Wow. You got me going here we go Thank you. Thank you. All right. Wes Tyree. Wes Tyree. Concerning the disputed photograph of Crazy Horse on Nominal Loom.
Starting point is 02:13:27 Very good. Is my microphone on? Yes, your microphone is on, sir. What is going on? What's going on? What is going on here? We have to figure it out. We have to.
Starting point is 02:13:37 We do. Then we're going to make a lot of money. Don't even joke about stuff like that. Big time. I'm a Brexit guy, Mike. Did we talk about playing a West Tyree tape on Orange Milk? I think we might have.
Starting point is 02:13:48 A while back. Did we play it or did we talk about playing it? Did we talk about that earlier? Like earlier tonight? Yes. No. No.
Starting point is 02:13:56 Okay. That's something you made up in your imagination scape. Okay. No, I just didn't know if we talked about it. He's also got a Lawnmower Man style universe going on right now.
Starting point is 02:14:06 Lawnmower. There he is right there. Lawnmower 3-pack. We're taking over. Alright. We're doing everything. I'm going to do a double shot. I have two tapes left here that I want to play.
Starting point is 02:14:21 I want to do a double shot. Which one do I want to play first? I know which one I want to play first. It's a duo. Mike, can I just interrupt and say next time, just figure it out before we start recording. You waste a lot of time
Starting point is 02:14:36 when you don't know exactly how. We need to figure out what's going on. We just want to keep things concise. Next time, just get it straight beforehand. That's all you got to do. Martial art. I'm not sure if we played it.
Starting point is 02:14:51 I have a tape right there. I just want to cut you off right there. What's wrong now? If you're not sure, maybe figure it out before we start recording. Because you waste a lot of time. Martial art is the name of the project. Now, I think we played one of their tapes before. Do I need to know for sure?
Starting point is 02:15:10 Yeah. You just asked me if we talked about something earlier tonight. You couldn't figure that out. And I can't say this. I feel like the rules just aren't fair. No, they're very fair. Now I know how Trump feels. The system is rigged.
Starting point is 02:15:23 The system is rigged against him. And it's like how they flush all those Bernie Sanders votes down the toilet so no one could find them. You heard about that, right? Oh, yeah. But I found them. Dave's got them. He's got them drying out in his sauna.
Starting point is 02:15:37 Martial art. A duo. You sure? It's an international project. Actually, I'm not sure sure but i'm fairly positive it's an international project between uh two people i think one's in the uk and i think one i'm gonna guess the united states but that's probably wrong the uk thing i'm a little shaky on as well but their shit is your brexit guy i'm a? I'm a big Brexit guy, so none of that really matters to me.
Starting point is 02:16:06 They make, like, it's, like, chiptune with, like, fucking shredding guitar on top of it. Like, mandolin-sliced guitar. It's so fucking solid. And this tape, it's called Gallery. It's an edition of 25. And they, like, hand-painted all of these Noroco cases in this, in this splatter
Starting point is 02:16:26 goon thing. And it's all covers from video games and movies and stuff. It's really, really good. There's something from Echo of the Dolphin on there. There's something, I think, from Nightmare on Elm Street on there.
Starting point is 02:16:42 I don't know where this is at, but let's just put it in. Hold on, I got it right here. from Nightmare on Elm Street on there. And I don't know where this is at. But let's just put it in. And let's just... Hold on, I got it right here. And enjoy the adventure. Let's just enjoy the adventure. I'd love to enjoy this adventure. And then after that...
Starting point is 02:16:53 Together. Data Rainbow tape. We've gotten a few tapes from Data Rainbow. And they all... You can spot them up on the shelf because they look exactly the same. They all say Data Rainbow in the same font on the spine.
Starting point is 02:17:05 They all have a different skull drawing kind of cover. This one is called Rave Death. And I don't know much about it. It came out with Crippled Sounds. Somebody from Denver. I think the label's from Denver. Other than that, I don't know much about it. But I dig this.
Starting point is 02:17:22 If we were talking about Whatchamacall, Sun, Moon, Star, Wisconsin Candy, this Noroco case on tape is a candy apple. I just came up with the Joe Biden album title. Oh, what is it? Cooking with Gas. Okay, a little sidebar. A little sidebar, no big deal. Just a little sidebar.
Starting point is 02:17:41 Alright, so let's do these two. Martial Art Gallery. It's a self-release tape. Which, please, buy right now. It's a very small edition. And then this Data Rainbow tape on Crippled Sound. Rave Death. Also an incredible tape.
Starting point is 02:17:55 Let's go through both of these right now. BELL RINGS Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. electric guitar solo I'm sorry. Let's go! I'm sorry. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. I-10 East The I'm going to go. The sky is no longer rain death. The seas, they are only comets. The skies no longer rain death. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. I-10 East, I'm not sure if I can get a better view of the city from here. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. so uh W. Thank you. martial art from the self-release tape gallery and data rainbow from the tape rave death on crippled sound two pretty tight tapes that i think are like basically both extremely new so new that it would be hard for them to be newer than what they are which is a good place to be right mike yes that's a for them to be newer than what they are which is a good place to be
Starting point is 02:32:05 right Mike? yes Mike Nigro thanks again for filling in tonight thanks for coming down on the search happy to be here Joe I miss you come back
Starting point is 02:32:19 I wish that I had to sit in a different kind of chair that was different than everyone else because Joe was busy filling his chair you would just be like speaking out of the I had to sit in a different kind of chair that was different than everyone else. Because Joe was busy filling his chair. You would just be like speaking out of the air vent in the wall? Guys, I'm here to do tabs out, remember? We know, Mike.
Starting point is 02:32:38 We know. Not so loud, buddy. Can I have a microphone? Hold. Slow down. No, you're sharing jokes. I can do it you're doing uh big boy stuff now you are episode 91 you opened it up and now you're gonna you're gonna close her out right that's what i always say open them up close them down man too scary well let's do this let's see if you can do this what do you got got? I can do it. I got one more.
Starting point is 02:33:06 You started to remind listeners problems that fix themselves. That is what I started with. How are you going to take us out? I'm going to take us out with... What are you going to play? Let me tell you. What do you got?
Starting point is 02:33:21 Inner Travels on Inner Islands. Isn't that neat? That is neat. Clear seeing. This one is, dare I say, chill as hell. Whoa. Everyone just relax.
Starting point is 02:33:37 Dave, get the box. Hey! Too scary. Too scary. Too scary. Too scary. Too scary. Too scary. They make us feel a little scared sometimes. I like this.
Starting point is 02:33:52 Dave, get the bath going, man. Me and you. We'll keep our jean shorts on, but we'll get in there. What's going on? We'll find out. All right. Well, episode... Let me see.
Starting point is 02:34:02 Let me see the case. You can see the case Inner Island's always putting out damn girl this looks like a straight up like if you were at the
Starting point is 02:34:11 thrift store you would find a new age tape exactly like that in the best way look at that artwork Dave I see your hand
Starting point is 02:34:18 it's like a fucking train coming at me cool out man no check that out I can't wait to see this that super new age art vibe going on
Starting point is 02:34:26 and it's so good you would buy it instantly if you saw that I did oh in real
Starting point is 02:34:33 life you did I really did I saw this stuff it's got the inside print which is really throwing
Starting point is 02:34:39 me so good and they love their daddy it's got flowers on the front and the back. I love that. I'm feeling good about that.
Starting point is 02:34:48 Yeah. And this whole batch is so good. Inner Travels, Kyle Landstra, and Matthew Barlow. Is that who it is? Yeah. I didn't know that. Nice. I think we played Inner Travels before.
Starting point is 02:35:03 Didn't we? Yeah, we played Inner Travels, I think, in the past. And I did not know that. Did you know that, Dave? I didn't know that's who it was. That's not who's in the group. You lied to me. Donald Trump would never lie to me. That was the batch.
Starting point is 02:35:17 It's a great batch. And I was naming the people in the batch. And you gotta play this tape. I feel like Dave, he's got his hands up. We're gonna make a lot of money. Oh, Trumpot just showed up. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 91.
Starting point is 02:35:34 Thanks to Duplication.ca for sponsoring. We gave out a coupon code in the beginning of the episode. Get that 7% off. You're gonna have a fantastic time. You're gonna make a lot of money. Mike Nigro, thanks again for coming down. Thank you for having me.
Starting point is 02:35:47 Appreciate it. Let's end this out. Clear Seeing by Inner Travels, correct? That's right. On Inner Islands. That's right. Thank you. Here we go.
Starting point is 02:35:59 Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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