Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #92 | 9.5.16

Episode Date: September 5, 2016

Anthony Baldino, Greg Manata, Bernie Sanders, 75 Dollar Bill, Cloudsound, AAA, Full of Hell, Julien, 21st Century Wolf, Leviathan, Obligate Surrogate, Fame Circle, and Jeffry Astin and J.P. Wright.

Hi, this is Rick Brown from $75 Bill. You're listening to Tabs Out. Hey. Hey. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 92. 92. What are we going to do with 100? That's crazy.

100? That's a lot. Compared to what? To the other numbers. Lower numbers. Lower numbers? Yeah. It's definitely more.

98. It's more than 98. But 100 is like a lot. That's a lot. Oh, Joe, don't say it. Joe, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy. You say it three times and Beetlejuice pops up. Ay, ay, ay, whoa, buddy. You say it three times and Beetlejuice pops up. Ay-yi-yi.

Oh, man. You saw $75 bill. That's a tongue twister because it's not a regular bill. You're not used to saying it. How was the gig? How was the gig? It was a very good gig. I love live music.

How was the live music? Did they play any originals or just covers? I love when people ask that. When people haven't seen a concert in their whole life. Wait, someone really asked you that? Do they play covers or originals? Your uncle says that.

Yeah, yeah, your uncle. Your Jimmy Buffett fan uncle. All my uncles that I'm talking to. I guess I haven't talked to one of my uncles in like 20 years. Yeah, me neither. Joby, you're back. I'm back, baby. on now. Yeah, I guess I haven't talked to one of my uncles in like 20 years. Yeah, me neither. Joe B., you're back. I'm back, baby. It's been a while. It's been close to like... It's been...

Overbought. Damn. Damn. Joe, you were asked to leave because... I was asked to leave for something that we won't have to... We don't have to talk about. But I said you could... It's in the contract. You could come back... You signed that. We don't have to talk about it. You had to come back legally That's in the contract. You could come back... You signed that. But you had to come back legally. I said you could come back, but you had to come back legally.

So why does Joe get paid off vacation? Well, Joe, he was just... What's a paid off vacation? I paid you off and said, listen, go on vacation and don't tell anybody. No, Joe was missing. I saw him the other day. We did a show with Jamie Orlando. We did a show with Mike Nagro of Oxtail Recordings,

number, what, 90, 91, I suppose. They loosened my mic all the hell up. Yeah, that's... I don't know. I'd do so many adjustments. I'm still adjusting. I'll invoice them. I am doing it to Jamie Orlando right now, though.

And we haven't seen... What's up? You're doing it up and down. Up and down now. Yeah, that's how he does it. Up and down. Yeah, come on. I just do it like that a lot.

So Joe's been missing. Up and down now. Yeah, that's how he does it. Going up and down. Yeah. Come on. Just do it like that a lot. So Joe's been missing. I saw him today. I saw him yesterday at the Husky section at Kohl's. He was buying some irregular pants. What were they? 37 and 3 quarters? Waist 29. 29, that's 27.

It's 29 on the left leg and 29 and 3 quarters on the right. I am like a 28 leg. Listen, Joe, I would kill for some 28. They only put those in the clearance rack. I can't find them. What do you? They're miscuts. Well, what I am, I got the 28.

Oh, yeah, okay. No, no, I never find them either. I can't find them. I find 30. No, yeah. And then I just either just deal with it or Stacy might hem it, but it still looks stupid. I don't like a hem.

Because the taper's not right. Yeah, I like a good taper. I wonder how much it, but it still looks stupid. I don't like a hem. Because the taper's not right. Yeah, I like a good taper. I wonder how much it costs to go to a tailor. Where do you get your pants? Like from a skydiving? If I bought pants... An indoor skydiving place? I don't really think about my clothes that much, to be honest. Can I take them to a tailor and they'll do that for me? How much do you think

that costs? Well, not just hem, but I need it taken in. Okay, so you want like a... Because if you're hemming up... Like a skinny fit. Well, I don't want a skinny fit, but you know, pants... Here, what's the square look? I don't like a boot cut. You want like a funnel that goes in. Okay, so you want like a skinny fit. Well, I don't want a skinny fit, but you know pants... Here, what's the square look? I don't like a boot cut. You want like a funnel that goes in. I want it to fit my form. Why don't you get some elastic around the bottom or really tighten them around

the ankle? That's how the kids are doing it. You need to just start wearing like a space suit. That's not comfortable, Dave. I saw his dad in a future. I saw his dad in a future. Oh, so... Alright, let's get into this. You know what? Do you want to... I saw a future of his dad in a suit. Oh, a future. I saw like a skin suit. Oh, so. All right, let's get into this.

You know what? I want to go first. I was going to say, do you want to start off with $75 bills? You know, I do. Uh-huh. You can. But I have another bit. You have another tape.

Damn, y'all. No, no, but a bit that goes with this tape. A bit? Yeah, a bit. It's not really a bit. Like a sketch? It's not really a bit. Joe, sketch? It's not really a bit. Joe, don't make me do improv, Joe. I'm going to play this modular on the spot tape first.

Okay. That I got when I was on vacation so I can segue into why I've been gone. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, Dave. Too scary. Stop that.

Damn. So where was this at? In LA, right, Michael? What, modular on the spot? Yeah, this one that was recorded, I believe, was in Los Angeles. Yeah, that's like a monthly thing that takes place in Southern California. Yeah. Maybe, you know, I don't know if monthly, but it's been going on for a year several times.

Generator style on the beach, right? This one was on the beach. I don't know if it's a beach or a lake. I can't tell. There's water there. I can't tell. There's water there. I can sense water. This seems beachy. There's brush.

I want to be a tape psychic. But then I feel the J.Card, and I can tell you all about when it was recorded. That doesn't look beachy on the cover, though. You hand me the... I'm not listening to you at all, Joe. I get the J.Card. This is recorded near a body of water. So I was on vacation in Asheville, North Carolina.

You were. You were. I went to the Moog factory. You did. I went to Make Noise. You did. Tony Rolando's on this tape, but I'm not playing that track.

Okay. But I got you guys some gifts. Oh, no shit. Yeah, that's why that's what I was doing this bit. I like that. I like when I get stuff. What is that, a paper cup?

Ooh, look at that. Oh, it's heavy. This is like a pint glass. Should I do it with my car neck? This is nice. You got it wrapped in paper. I got Mike a pint Moog pint glass. It's got a little synthesizer on it. Oh, Joe, this is very nice.

I got Dave a little notebook. Some graph paper on it. With graph paper for notes. This is a very nice pint glass. And then I got you guys both pencils. Oh, I thought this was going to be a vape pen real quick. Oh, I got a ramp. What'd you get? Mike got a sign. Oh, I got a ramp.

You got a ramp wave. What do I have? A sign wave. There are official Moog pencils. There's a whole bunch of different ones. Because I'm a good skateboarder. He likes ramps. I was a flat, you know, land trick, you know, curb. I don't like ramps. I'm a hoverboard man. And then I'm going to play the... I'm going to turn this

into my sailing journal. Anthony Baldino track on the B side. I'm glad you're finally getting into sailing, Dave. I don't know who Anthony Baldino is, though. Anthony Baldino. I know he played for the A's. Oh, yeah. He was a hell of a shortstop until that. Cleveland or Oakland?

Oakland, Dave. Come on. Who are the Cleveland A's? What? Come on. Is that a minor league team? Oh, Oakland? Oakland. Dave, come on. Who are the Cleveland A's? What? Come on. Is that a minor league team? Oh, really? I like minor league baseballs. Dave, that's one. Not the sport. Dave's going to sail around the world with the actual balls. Because they're a little smaller. Actually, they're bigger.

They're easier to hit. He collects But the stitching is shit. But not as big as a softball. The stitching is shit. It's constantly ripping. It's a way different pattern, too. And they make them more rubbery so they hit more home runs. Who else is on this comp? Trying to get the crowd out. Headdress.

Banna Fath. No, what's her last name? Banna Halfar. B-side, last track. Last track. Rodent. Rodent. M. Genghis.

Rodent. Rodent, I think. Who started this? Who initiated it? It might be Rodent. I'm looking on my notes here. Tedin, I think. Who started this? Who initiated it? It might be Rodin. I'm looking on my notes here. Ted Butler's on here. Eric Cheslack, who I think does Rodin.

Oh, and Bonhoeffer. Yeah, they started it. Yeah. Yeah. Arch nemesis of the show. Basic. Is that how you say that guy's name? Who?

Basic. B-A-S-E-C-K. I like how his track's called Cruisin'. Ooh, Cruisin'. It lets me know it's a cool person. You know what I mean? I like that everyone has names for their tracks, but what's M. Geddes Gendry's track?

Live at MOTS. He couldn't even just make a name up. It seems like they should all be that. They should all be that, but I don't know. Obama. Obama said no. He says no to a lot of stuff. Here's the generator.

They got a Honda. That's good. You're going to want a Honda. That's a good product. It's a fine generator. All right, let's get into this. Who are you playing now? Anthony Baldino.

Anthony Baldino. Hey. Hey, I'm Anthony Baldino from Scotch Plains, New Jersey. Baldino pizza. Baldino. You guys both do Trump? Hello. Oh, no Baldino. Hey. Hey, I'm Anthony Baldino from Scotch Plains, New Jersey. Baldino pizza. Hey, you guys. Baldino. You guys vote for Trump? Hello.

Oh, no. Hello. All right. I feel like we've been talking for a long time. We haven't played the tape. Anthony Baldino. Do I sound like Coneheads? Yeah, you do sound like Coneheads.

We come from France. From over the decal. No, you were saying we speak French. We speak French. Anthony Baldino. We speak French. Modular. Oh, I can turn it all the way French. We speak French. Anthony Baldino. We speak French. Modular. Oh,

I can turn it all the way up. We speak French. Modular on the spot. Number one comp. M-O-T-S. Number one. Here we go. This is serious. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I had something to say.

I want to see all those old cars. Anthony Baldino off the modular on the spot number one compilation in celebration of one year of an outdoor modular exercise in Southern California. Check it out. That was really loud, Dave. Dave, turn me down. Maintain low tones with me.

Is it also on the speakers? It might be. Oh, turn that down. That's what was throwing me for a loop. Yeah, I saw Joe going through a loop, and I was like, enough with the loops. Get out of the loop. Fruity Loops.

That's a good movie. Fruity Loops? I don't know. I just remember a scene where he's like, get out of the loop. Fruity Loops. That's a good movie. Fruity Loops? I don't know. I just remember a scene where he's like, get out of the loop. Write that up, Mike. And Cino Man, too. Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play this.

Robert Cop. Robert Cop. I love Robert Cop. I love Robert Cop. I love it. I don't want to ever find out that that's not real. You're under arrest. That's my favorite part.

You're under arrest, Robert Cop. I think you should call people, everyone, a freak. You're under arrest, freak. And when he shoots someone, it's always stock footage of shooting the same guy with a mohawk. Get in the car, freak.

That's his tagline. Robert Cop 1. It's called Robert Cop 1 because they assume we're coming out. And then it says get in the car freak underneath in quotes. That's the catchphrase. All right, Dave. Enough fooling around, Dave. All right.

Where's David? David around someplace? Let's go. What do you got? I'm going to play this. I love this. Dave, just relax. It's taped from the vault.

Where's David? David around someplace? Oh, from the vault. Yeah, I went back to 2014. Dave just released some tapes from the vaults. Gonna go back in time. Back in time. 2014, that was a pretty good year. Picture it.

The year. 2014. Constellation Tattoo. The peak of their career. Fine label. They decided... That was the peak, huh? In the summer of 2014.

An active label. You're calling their peak right now. 2014. It already happened. They ain't done shit since. We've actually played like... It's a known fact. Don't argue. I'm not going to argue with you. It's on Wikipedia. I'm reading right from Wikipedia here.

It's a picture of summer 2014. It was hot. Does the citation for that was it edited by Dorkball69? Because that's me, and you can't trust why I goof on Wikipedia. Okay, I do a lot of Wikipedia goofing. And this Greg Minata tape comes out. Called Washing. Washing?

Washing. Like you're washing your hands. Like you're washing TV. Yeah. Okay, yeah, I got it. We all got it. Yeah, this is from the summer 2014 batch. Uh-huh.

The 44th release. You got your finger on everything over there. I got all kinds of notes over here, big boy. Let me see this tape. I don't know if I remember this one so well. Whoa, what effect was used on that cover? Ripple? Look at that.

Warp ripple. Warp ripple. Jesus. Whoa, look at the inside some splatter wait what is this come on let me see amateur hour at an amateur hour national audio company look at that look at the inside artwork oh this is a printing error maybe maybe they said to do it like that you think that the back flap the inside is just white it's supposed to be white yeah okay throw everybody off it's supposed to be white? Yeah. Okay. Throw everybody off. It's supposed to be like that?

It's on purpose. You know what? I do kind of like it. Let me see. Yeah, you like it now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I like that a lot.

I like the weight on the side. Unless it's a mistake and then it's stupid. No, I like it even if it is a mistake because it's like, I like, yes, the freak in me, baby. I like the shell printing on this too. It's pretty nice. It's that same warble effect. I can't wait to see this. Hold it.

Here comes the big guy. This looks good. I like that. A lot of detail on that. White shell with the black print. Is that the filter in Photoshop? Is that what it's called? Warble?

Warble. Or is that something you have to download? Warble Wops. This is like a zoom in. Like a plug in. What's that Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with Johnny Depp's neck? They stretched it out. You know that.

Warble Blops. Yeah, Warble Blops. This is like a close-up on the neck. Ah, I get it. Now I like it. Warble Blop. I don't know. I was looking up a little about Greg Minata today.

Not really too familiar with this fella. Tell us what you learned, Mike. Well, I learned that the only other two releases on, that Mike Joby, you guys send that back. The only other releases. Thanks to Viagra for learned, Mike. Well, I learned that the only other two releases on... That Mike, Joe B., you guys send that back. The only other releases... Thanks to Viagra for this, Mike. It won't die up. Joe.

Mike is real uncomfortable with the penis. Joe, that was very funny. His face was very, very funny. Joe, that was very funny. When you say something was very funny, Dave, I want to misuse that my face was covered in egg. I was covered in egg when you said that joke. I looked up a little bit of Greg Minata.

What's his middle name? Josephine. The only other releases on... Josephine. Give me the deckle, Josephine. This will all be over. The only other release on this... Greg Monada. Hitting the tape deck in the midnight hour.

This is like some ASMR shit. We're gonna take it down a little notch. Greg Monada. Playing some ambient guitar for you guys. 2 a.m. here on the coast. Watching the midnight glow slowly disappear in the Milky Way's bright above. Okay, here we go. 69.42 FM.

This is... Well, I just wanted to tell y'all something about earlier today. I was sitting by the creek. Just thinking about the Lord. And all of his great gifts to us. This is Simon Burple signing off. 69.2 FM. Thank you.

God bless. The only other two releases that I saw on Discogs were like 2008, 2009 releases on, what was that label Franklin Teagle used to do? Anathema Sounds? Some collabs with Sean McCann. Sean McCann didn't do that.

Sean McCann? He didn't do that label. No, I'm saying that Greg Manana did collabs with Sean. Wait a minute. Dave got into the sugar tonight. Are you ragged? You were like, what?

Was that a goof? Be honest with me, Dave. I was joking. Jesus H. Dave, you are a funny son of a bitch. Very funny, right? Very, very funny. I have egg all over my face.

I think I used a rape sign. I had eggs this morning, boys. What's with this egg bit? Greg Monata. Sean McCann is on this tape, too. He does a little help. A little help. Sometimes you need a little help.

A little sample help. Let's get the C60 from Greg Monata called Washington. What? Washington. Called Washing. Now I'm getting into the sugar. Well, I know this. They were high on weed. Let's get the C60 from Greg Monata called Washington. What? Washington. Called washing. Now I'm getting into the sugar. Well, I know this. They were high on weed.

Here we go. The The Thank you. The The Thank you. Thank you. The End Thank you. Thank you. Oh, that's gross. Joe, what are you looking at over there? Joe. One of the tracks is called Pig Fucker. An anal anthropology. Joe, get on the mic. We're doing a podcast. Here's some of the lyrics.

Is it the way she blows you? Is it the drug she took you is it the drug she took is it her smell is it her tiny cock wiggles what are we getting come on greg manada washing cassette on uh constellation i need a wash after hearing all that you didn't record all that did you yeah don record all that, did you? Yeah, that was over. Don't put that in. I guess it was normally. I'm the one that doesn't know we're back.

And we are back. So, Dave, what are you doing? You got a box of tapes you haven't went through in two years? Yeah. That's cool shit, man. You're crazy. You wake up every morning just like, I'm going to listen to this.

That's you living the dream, buddy. All right, I'll go. And I'm just going to jump right into this. There's something wrong. Show me the money. I'm not to listen to this. As you live in the dream, buddy. All right, I'll go. And I'm just going to jump right into this. There's something wrong. Show me the money. I'm not even going to wait around. So I've been wanting to... Turn your stuff up, Dave.

Yeah, Dave, I want to really feel it. I want to feel the low tones. Yeah, I want to get into it. Those are my favorite. Got me. Mike, he was right. Just let me talk. Come on.

Two years ago or so, maybe three years ago. 2014? I heard that Senator Bernie Sanders had recorded a cassette tape. Bernie Sanders with 30 Vermont artists. You didn't know who he was two years ago. Don't fucking kid. You've heard of him. I just started feeling the burn.

But anyway, I wrote about this tape. And ever since then, I've been wanting the tape really bad. And this is as close as I've come so far. Chris from Dub Ditch Picnic. Having it. Yeah. Made me a bootleg of it. Oh, it's a bootleg.

Yeah, he printed out a... We don't play... No. No, we've played a bootleg before. John Powell brought one. We don't play bootlegs. Printed out, like, the low-res J card from the internet so you can't really see any of the writing.

That's awesome. Yeah, but I fucking love it, man. I fucking love it. I love what he just said. You can imagine what it is. There's music, there's people singing, and Bernie's saying, This land is our land. this land is our land.

This land is your land. From California. You know exactly what it is. This was recorded when he was actually the mayor of Burlington. Back in 19... Wonderful city. Never been there. Good skiing. 97.

The weed is fantastic. Burlington. I don't touch this stuff. I don't do drugs. Simon Burp. Coming back. But the track I picked on... Special tune here. From Vermont.

Best favorite people in the world. Mr. Bernie's thing. I don't like this character. Turn Joby's microphone up Joby's microphone is way up Yeah I hear you opening that And I'll go so far away But anyway

Getting back to this tape Hold it a little tighter Mike I don't know why He just wants to let it go He loves it I think he might still win You know what If If Hillary Clinton, if the DNC would

stop rigging everything, the system is rigged. Let's not get to that. Let's just wait for Trump. It's going to be a beautiful... I can't imagine what things are going to be like. I don't want to talk about it because there's a hardening when I talk about Donald Trump.

Mike, he was right at the beginning. What track did I put on here? Where have all the flowers gone? Just because... I'm not going to say what the word is. We'll hear it. But there's one word that when he's... He's listing things. He's listing

rocks. Making a list. He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's listing things off. And he gets to one that just as soon as I heard it, I don't know why, but it made me so happy. So let's get into this. Senator Bernie Sanders. Show me the money. Then mayor.

And 30 Vermont artists. And future President of the United States. My United States. If the DNC... Let's get into this. Bernie Sanders. Off of another one from the vaults. Even more, it was back further than Dave's in the vault.

Way back. Oh, is this the thing now? It's the way back machine. Yeah, Joe, you're going to need one really far back. Really far back. I hope you can bring it. Let's get into this. See you next time.

God bless. Where have all the soldiers gone? Long time passing. Where have all the soldiers gone? Long time ago. Where have all the soldiers gone? Gone to graveyards, everyone. When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? War, the human disease that has plagued mankind forever. Sticks and stones, spears and knives, guns and cannonballs, tanks and planes, bombs and missiles, nerve gas, nuclear weapons, laser beams. When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the flowers gone?

Long time passing Where have all the flowers gone? Long time ago Where have all the flowers gone? Young girls pick them every one When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the young girls gone? Long time passing

Where have all the young girls gone? A long time ago Where have all the young girls gone long time ago? Where have all the young girls gone? Gone to young men in the war. When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? We'll be right back. The enslavement of black Africans, the wars against the Native Americans, the Revolutionary War, the War of 18 Africans, the wars against the Native Americans, the Revolutionary War, the War

of 1812, the Mexican War, the Civil War, the Spanish-American War, World War I, the war to end all wars, World War II, Korea, Vietnam, Nicaragua. In World War I, over 35 million human beings were killed or wounded. In World War II, it was over 40 million. And what will the number be after World War III? Iran and Iraq, the Soviet Union and Afghanistan, the United States and Nicaragua. When will we ever learn? When will we ever learn? Where have all the soldiers gone?

Long time past it Where have all the soldiers gone? Long, long time ago Where have all the soldiers gone? Gone to graveyard's every wall When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the graveyards gone?

Long time passing Where have all the graveyards gone? Long time ago We're here for the graveyard. Long time ago. We're here for the graveyard. Come to flowers everyone. When will we ever learn? When will we ever learn? When will we ever learn? When will we ever learn? Oh, when will we ever learn?

Oh, when will we ever learn? David? There we go. David. There we go. David. What seems to be the problem, Dave? All kinds of things tonight. Having technical difficulties. Are we back? We are back.

Oh, shit. Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders. For the 1997 smash hit, Commie. We shall overcome. Good. I'm just realizing that it's Labor Day. Take my jobs and give them to you.

Bernie Sanders is a big advocate for workers. Yeah, like a socialist. The workers party. Hillary Clinton will still be cool, I guess. She'll... I want to talk about these Benghazi emails. No president See, that's why I'm a drunk guy. I want to talk about these Benghazi emails.

No president of mine will be emailing Benghazi. Or downloading Benghazi. Is that what the scandal is? She downloaded an email from Benghazi? Oh, she got torrents from a Benghazi server. Is that a dude, Benghazi? Yeah, and she got the horse rash fires from him. Yeah, Benghazi.

Now it's all over her server. He's real shady. Yeah. He does fucked up shit. Don't we all? Joby. Not me. Benghazi's Torrent Farm. .net. It's a torrent farm? Yeah, if anybody wants to listen to previous episodes of Tabs Out, go to BenghaziTorrentFarm.net

He's like skirting the wall. He grows the torrents. He grows them. They're like natural torrents. In Switzerland where you're allowed to do that. Freelegaltorrents.net. Freelegaltorrents. All right, Joe, what do you got? I'm going to play now.

I'm going to go back to the beginning, and I'm going to play that $75 bill tape. Going to go back in time. We're going to go back in time. A tags out rewind. The year was 2016. The boys were doing episode 92, and they were up to their old antics as usual.

And then you're gonna play that $75 bill. Illegal download. It's called Wood Metal Plastic Pattern Rhythm Rock on thin wrist recordings. You guys wanna play that right now? I wanna play it right now.

Let's play it right now. Wood beats metal. Metal beats plastic. Pl, we're playing. Wood beats metal. Metal beats plastic. Plastic beats pattern. Pattern beats rhythm. Rhythm beats rock. One, two, three, shoot. I'm rock.

Ah, Dave got pattern. I did a cellar. That's rhythm. That's rhythm. That was rhythm. You call that rhythm? Yes. Jesus Christ.

Ringo Starr had rhythm. I like this artwork. I love how it's just... The LP is different artwork, right, Dave? Yeah, it's like a grid. This is a cassette version of an LP is what you're telling me. There's an LP version of the cassette.

This is the LP version of the cassette. This is a cassette, and there's also an LP. Yeah, and a download. And radio. They do all kinds of shit now. They're getting radio play? They got a whole...

What market? What's their market, Dave? They got a whole channel. A whole channel? A what? On Sirius? A Sirius channel? A whole Sirius channel.

It's just them and Beetlejuice has a show. I love Beetlejuice. Who, me? I love the artwork. It's just the words, wood, metal, plastic, pattern, rhythm, rock.

It looks almost like it was like... Well... It looks like... About 65 years. It's almost like a... Like a letterpress. Yeah.

Purple on this white. Just $75 bill on this. I like it. It's very nice. It's very nice. You know these guys met on MySpace. I heard that. Did you just get an email?

That was my phone. Oh. Did you just get an email? I did. Oh. You want to check that? Look at you. Getting emails at 9.54 on a Sunday.

So how are you... How am I working? How are you writing this out? Are you writing it out like on the spine? 75, the word dollar, the word bill, or the $75 sign? Because I feel like $75 sign doesn't convey the bill aspect of the name. It doesn't. It's just $75.

It's just $75. Is this band called... Dave, Joe. No, it's $75 bill. Is this band called $75 or is this band called $75 bill? He's confused. Mike's confused. Let him be.

Just let... First you tell me it's an LPN tape. It's like a choose your own adventure. Then Dave does rhythm and pattern. Your eyes are so wide right now. Yeah, this is not that... The color of your eyes. Because I'm shocked. What do you write down when they ask what color? I don't know what color that is. Hazel are so wide right now. What color are your eyes? Because I'm shocked.

What do you write down when they ask what color? I don't know what color that is. Hazel. Every time. Hazel. Well, I write down Your mother's worth in hazel. It says eyes, and I say I write down beautiful. Beautiful hazel. But then I cross it out, and I go, no, enough with that joke. That's an old one. And then I just write hazel. Hazel. I get serious. I'm like, I'm an adult. I have a mortgage. I got about 20 years. I need to

refinance. Hazel. I'm just putting hazel. I'm not a college kid anymore, alright? Smoking synthetic weed. Doing whippets down by the Taste and Go. That's not Go. What do they sell there? That's not an ice cream place.

It is, but all the spouts are on the outside. It's like spouts that you would like for your water outside. Ice cream goes out. You can just put your mouth right on it. $75 bill. Bugs get in there? Thin wrist.

Well, they spray it with bug spray, you dummy. Thin wrist recordings. They don't rinse out the bug spray after you drink it? If you drink the bug spray that's left over with the ice cream? Yeah, that gives it flavor. You obviously know very little about flavor. Then bugs can't get you, ever, if you drink it. In addition of 200, I have, for some reason, I'm not sure why,

I have a note here. It says Rick Brown and Che Chen, which are the two people. But next to Rick Brown, for some reason, I wrote the word peach cobbler. I'm not sure why. He makes a mean peach cobbler. I'm not sure why. He makes a mean peach cobbler. I read an interview with him on it. Okay, that's probably why I did that. All right, well, let's get into this.

Yeah. I'm going to play the second track on the A side. It's a $75 bill. Wood, metal, plastic, pattern, ribbon, rock. It's a long one, but it's really good. It pays off in the end. On the label. Well, it pays off right away, really.

Oh, yeah. Takes me right to the bank. I like direct deposit. It gives me less to do. I have a busy day. You guys want to talk about Social Security for a little while? You know, with the way Obama's doing things, Dave,

you might as well put it all on a horse. Let's go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. $75 bill. $75. $75 bill. You think that's just someone's nickname? What? His name is Bill. They call. $75 bill. You think that's just someone's nickname? What? His name is Bill. They call him $75 Bill. They named it after this dude that they knew

in the neighborhood. Old $75 Bill. Good old $75 Bill. So I have a question for you guys. I don't know much. Mike, shoot. Shoot it. The other day was like the first day when you guys were talking about the $75 bills. I went out and checked them out on the net. Dave turned me on to them.

Yeah, you guys have been talking about them for a while. You've been talking very highly of them. I'm just getting into them now, like a lot. Do you guys know, when they play, you said that's more than just the Rick Brown and Che Chen. That's the band. But on the recording, there's more stuff. That's the core. That's the core.

That's the nougaty center. Yeah. So who else is involved? Is it like a rotating cast? Yeah, I guess so, right? Because on the record, there's someone that plays like a saxophone and stuff. Okay. But then Dave saw him when there was just, what, a bass player and another guitar player?

Yeah, yeah. Okay. And I don't know if they played on this record either. I think they're just playing live. I hope every time they tell people that they're joining the band, and then they record, and they play live, and then they're

like, now see ya, and they just cut them out. They're good. Yeah, that was tight. Some of it reminds me of Frank Zappa sometimes, too. From the Grand Wazoo. Is that what it's called Zappa sometimes, too, from The Grand Wazoo. Is that what it's called? The Grand Wazoo? The Grand Wazoo.

I can hear that kind of thing. Yeah, there's some. The horn stuff. It's just the horn stuff. Are you horny, Benny? I know it's kind of weird. Are you horny, Benny? I love it.

All right, Davey boy, what do you got for me? I love Austin Powders. Love so many Austin Powders. Oh, we're going to play another one. Was that your Marlon Brando? Is that what you were doing? Was that The Godfather? I love Austin. Oh, no, no. I'll give you an offer you have to take. Was that your Marlon Brando? Was that what you were doing? Was that the Godfather?

Oh, no, no. I'll give you an offer you have to take. Now you're blowing up. Look at you, big guy. All right. I'm going to play this Cloud Sound tape. Cloud Sound. From Fluor Tapes, Swedish label. Oh, I just bought that table at Ikea the other day.

The Floor. That UFO over Lapland tape. That was a new one that we just played, what? Two episodes, three episodes ago? This is Floor number one. The first one. You're always digging in the

craze, Dave. Going back in the vault, boys. It opened up. It only opens Oh, the first one. You're always digging in the crates, Dave. Yeah. Going back in the vault, boys. Oh, you're going back in the vault. It opened up. It only opens every once in a while, so Dave picked out all he could. I've been working on that door for like... You had to do a Sudoku and get a three-digit code to open it up? I actually wanted to play this tape.

Oh, I didn't tell Dave I did one of those. We'll talk about it during the tape. Sudoku? No, Dave, we'll talk about it during the tape. He finally did it. It's fun. Numbers. Hard, though. Well Well that's because you did yours upside down You gotta flip it

You know Bill Clinton does the New York Times I know he flips it What do you have here Cloud Sound I know what he does You know this is Floor Tapes number one. The first one, huh?

The first tape. Number one. Yeah, this is 2014. I'm seeing six remaining on Bandcamp. There's an Honest Bag review on the Bandcamp here. Taking me back with that name, Davey boy. Remember Honest Bag?

No. Honest Bag was tight. One of the first Tabs Out features when it became like a podcast type thing was an interview with Honest Bag. He's a of the first Tabs Out features, when it became like a podcast type thing, was an interview with Honest Bag. He's a dude from Pittsburgh. That's a good city, too.

It's a wonderful city. A lot of steel in that city. Not anymore. A lot of bridges. No, but they still have the seal. There's just no workers for it. Oh, okay. He did a blog where you would write reviews and then couple the tape with

a strain of weed. Oh, alright. I did an interview with him for the second feature on Tabs Out. I feel like something weird happened legally with his family. I don't know what's going on. Let's not get into that.

I don't even know why you brought that up, Joe. That's very personal stuff. What is this? Dr. Laura? Is Dr. Laura still around? I have a Dr. Laura board game. It's pronounced Laura. It's Lara. Is it Lara? Anyway, what were we talking about? Cloud Sound.

Cloud Sound. Let's do it. 2014. Lee Boyd is the name of this person. Hand me the tape. I don't think I've ever heard this. Came out in an edition of 100 back in 2014. That's a lot. You got a grip on that, Dave. Dave's on fire tonight. Dave has been razzing me so hard.

Well, this is nice. What's that, a cobalt blue? That is cobalt blue. I like it. Nice layout. Very clean. Very clean. Clean layout.

Oh, they hand numbered, though. It kind of ruins it for me. Actually, I like the way he does the sevens. I like for me. Actually, I like the way he does the sevens. I like the floor logo. Oh, you like the way he does the sevens? Let me see how he does the sevens. I like it. Because that's a hard one.

That's not an easy digit. I like the floor logo. Oh, you like the line through it. Yeah, I like the floor logo, too. And I like the top of the seven. Let's get really into this. You know, there was someone right now, right, who was like, I'm going to check out a new podcast

what is this tabs out and like an hour in they're like I like the top of that seven I'm like alright I'm done with this I like the way he makes the top of his seven they said they were going to play some tapes they promised it was a cassette podcast Dave's getting down low Dave what are you doing he's huddling down Dave what's the lowest thing you've ever

done low down dirty that's for a different podcast Joe you guess. What do you think is the most lowest, dirtiest, greasiest shit? I don't even want to because in my mind I can picture it. I feel like I've got a lot of loose body parts. All right, Cloud Sound. Clear tapes.

I also like the logo, Dave. It's like waves. It's like a wave, right? Yeah. Or like a gremlin fist. I'm wet. I think it's a bunch of snails standing up trying to see what's happening. It's funny you say that because when Joe gets wet, it looks like a bunch of snails standing up trying to see what's happening. It's funny you say that because when Joe gets wet,

it looks like a bunch of snails standing up. Really? Cloud sound. Self-titled tape? We'll talk about it later, Dave. Cloud sound. Self-titled floor tapes. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The The The The The

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The The © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 All right, here we go. Goddamn reverb. I don't know how to get it on there. Dave doesn't know how to do it. It broke. It's broken. I can make it do this effect. That part's broken. That's not what I want. Yeah, I can't figure it out anymore. All right, never mind. how to do it. It broke. It's broken. I can make it do this effect. That part's broken.

Yeah, that's not what I want. Yeah, I can't figure it out anymore. All right, never mind. Let's just do this. I'm doing what I can, Michael. Try it again. Hello? No, never mind.

It's gone. The feeling's gone. No, I'm done. I'm done altogether. Turn it all off. I found the reverb. He found it. It works now.

And I can't hear it anyway. That's not good. Turn the wet down. Yeah. No, I'm done. I don't want it. Okay, I'll take it. Turn the wet down. No, I'm done. I don't want it. I'll take it. I'm not doing the bit.

Mike doesn't want it anymore. Good day, mate. I'll take a little bit. If you don't want it. If you're having some, Dave, I'd love some. Are we back? Is this recording? Joe, how do you like your reverse? Do I have any now?

You didn't want it anymore. You said you didn't want it. If you guys are both getting it. No, you get one chance. And that's it. Like Eminem. One shot. One shot.

You know, it's part of the song, he sings. Is that in the movie 88 Mile? Yes. 88 Mile? And Shawshank Redemption. I love that movie. Are we back? Yeah, we're back, man.

We're waiting for you. You've got to tell me the truth about this yeah he's in it am I gonna play a tape now yeah it's your turn what did we just listen to you're the reason

this is taking so long Dave what did we just listen to Cloud Sound Cloud Sound keep going the whole thing do the whole thing

subtitle tape on floor tapes that's all I want you know I want closure I wanna be on top of things what was that pattern we need to get the people.

What was that rhythm? Was that rhythm or pattern? That was rock, baby. That was rock. I thought that was rock. All right, that was rock. You ready to go? I don't think you know where rock is.

Dave needs something high octane, man. Pump me up. I can give you something that's going to get you moving. Give me some high octane rock and roll. I'll give you, I got, you want some crocus? You want some rat? Yeah. How about some AAA?

What's that cover? A. I think it's pronounced A. It might be AAA. I think it might be against all authority. The company that comes and steals your car. Is that what they do? Is that what they do?

Explain AAA to me, Dave. You call AAA when you're broke down. Okay, so you're in your car. You're driving to your sweetheart's house. You're going to pick up a big date. You get to me, Dave. You call AAA when you're broke down. You're in your car. You're driving to your sweetheart's house. You're going to pick up your big date. You get the flowers and everything. And all of a sudden, everything. All of a sudden, boom, your tire goes flat. Call AAA. How do you

call AAA? On your cell phone. On your cell phone. You call 1-800-AAA. Okay. T-R-I-A-A. No, no. You just go 1-800-AAA. Okay. And then two burglarsB-A-A. No, no. You just go 1-800- A-A-A. Okay. Two burglars come and steal your car. Like Old Stall? With the black... Yeah, exactly.

They got the things running on their eyes. And they're tiptoeing? Yeah, and they both have... I want to ask you this, Dave. Why would you want that service? Who else is going to steal your car? Why wouldn't you need that service? Yeah, for that cheap. Mike, listen. If you're a responsible adult... Who else is going to steal your car? Why wouldn't you get that service? For that cheap? For that much money.

Mike, listen. If you're a responsible adult. I am. You don't know anything about business. I'm like Bernie Sanders. You like that feeling of security that you get? Oh, yeah, big time. I love security.

Among the feelings I like, security is in the top three. Okay, well. It's number two. Rest assured that if you get AAA, if you break down, somebody will come steal your car. Boom. If you call. Done. If you call them. How does that feel? Feels pretty good, right? You feel good?

And then just normal... You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? High octane? Then just normal procedures. After that, you call the cops, you file a police report. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Regular stuff. Regular stuff. I don't get it. I guess you're not ready for life.

A-A-A. Triple A. Like a pack of gum. From a tape called Fruit on a last year's sand. Do you like that? Yeah. Yeah, you were mentioning the artwork, Joby. That's a fruit. Oh, what is that? There's a fruit on the cover. What is that? A black banana? With white seeds? Yeah, that's a black banana. That's a fruit A black banana

With white seeds That's the top of the banana With the Okay now I'm seeing it It's a black banana This project and the artwork The inside not the outside Chris Vaughn

I'm going to say Zambathi Zambathi A guy from Vancouver He does the artwork for it as well I'm going to say Zambathi. Zambathi? Zambathi. Zambathi. A guy from Vancouver. He does the artwork for it as well. And I was looking at his web site on the internet. And he does a lot of incredible artwork.

It's beautiful stuff. That's pretty. Look at that weird Kiwi thing. His last name is spelled B-O-N-S-Z-O-M-B-A-T-H-Y. So just do the Google. What, is there another picture in there too, Jeff? This tape came. Now, I wouldn't call this high octane,

but I'll say it's going to get you going. All right, bump me up. Look at the pear. Look at the pear on the inside. Oh, I didn't see the pear. Get out of here with this. See, I think that's an apple. What?

You think that's an apple? I'm sorry. I'm just being a goober. I'm sorry. I'm just joking. That's a pear, you fellas. That that's an apple? I'm sorry. I'm just being a goober. I'm sorry. I'm just joking. That's a pear, you fellas. That's not an apple. Gotcha.

I've never eaten an apple like that. Gotcha. So you're dumb now. But his artwork is incredible. And this tape, imagine being like, it's pictured. It's 1984. All right. Good year.

And you're in a pool tournament. Right? You're in the final round. Is it smoky? What are you doing? With just the light from the thing that goes over the pool table? It's classier than that. Oh, it's classier than that.

This isn't a seedy bar. This is a real tournament. This is a real tournament. Are you talking about billiards? Or are you talking about snooker? Billiards. So you're not showing off your pool? No.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Billiards. The game of billiards, Dave. Okay. A pooled game. Is it at like a felted table? Like a stadium?

Because that'd be into a pool tournament. Like karate kid style at the end, the final tournament that big? It's at like a hall where like,

like there's a place up the block that had a wedding and Kanye West went there. And it's like, so it's like, there's a place up the block that had a wedding and kanye west went there okay and it's like so it's like it's a hall but it's very private and very nice okay but not too nice okay because kanye west isn't getting married there but his nephew is okay that kind of nice that kind of nice and there's a referee with a bow tie okay and he's like you know he comes out the brush when they call him they go he comes out and he brushes it off.

You're just in the lounge right now because you have a little time off. And you're drinking a cocktail. And somebody walks up to you and is like, I like how you've been shooting. What are we talking about right now? He's setting up the tape. I'm setting up the tape. The mood. Jesus Christ, Dave.

Can you follow Dave? I can't follow. Are you not trapped in an imagination scape right now? I can't follow it right now. Dave ruined it for me. I don't know if I can get back. This is playing, and then you... You got to start over. Okay.

So you're in a pool tournament. All right. All right. Like a tractor pool tournament? Billiards. Billiards, okay. Felted table. Felted table, nice.

All the balls, nice. What color? table. Felted table. Nice. All the balls. Nice. What color? Green. Green. Standard green. Standard green. Well, international usually goes blue, all right?

Not a CD bar. Yeah, nice place. A CD bar? Like where you buy compact discs? Yeah. And they get you fucked up? Like, are you fucked up? All right.

Okay. I'm still there. And I'm in the lounge. You're in the lounge. up? All right. Okay. I'm still there. And I'm in the lounge. You're in the lounge. I got back there. I'm back. All right. I'm back in.

Someone walks up to you. They like how you've been shooting. You're drinking cocktails. Feeling good. Dissolve to a romantic scene in the hotel room. This music's playing. Okay. Okay?

All right. I'm ready. Dave. Mike's doing squats in the corner. Dave, not like an in-ground pool. What? No, not an in-ground pool. The game of billiards.

Like an overgrown pool? But they probably have one at the hotel. Okay, let's play this, and then let's start a project called Overgrown Pool. Here we go. A-A-A. Ah, from the tape fruit. A little less chill sound. Go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Uh...

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Wrap it up.

Wrap it up, mate. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. That was... Hey, hey, Mike. Ay-yi-yi. Ay-yi-yi. That was from the tape Fruit on Alessio Sounds. Or is it Sound? I hate not getting that right, Sound or Sounds. It seems like I should know it. Sound, just a single sound.

It's like an artist co-op label operating out of Gainesville, Florida, I believe. Nice. For about five years. I take back my entire description of that track. I'm either thinking of another, something else on the tape or another tape entirely. But like, does it really matter? I was there. You painted a picture that I liked.

Yeah. So like, you still had a good time hearing it, right? Twice. You still had a good time hearing it, right? Yeah. You still had a good time hearing it, right? Yeah. So it was, like, not to waste. It was, like, because you would be at a billiards. Imagine being at a pool tournament, right?

Yeah. A billiards match, Dave. Take me back. A tractor pool, okay? Buddy, you don't get the bit. All right. Joe B. My turn, right?

Why not? I'm going to play this Fool of Hell tape. A live tape. I know I said hell. You know, the devil's going to come out. Got to get the devil out. You guys want to do Bloody Mary? No.

Dave, too scary. Too scary. You're crazy, man. Not a chance, Dave. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? Too scary. I will do something scary, you guys, if you want to.

What, turn the lights off? Dave, turn the lights off. You did that one time. I didn't like it. Let's do this whole segment in the dark. In France, when you do Bloody Mary, you look in the toilet. That's true because it goes the other way. But it goes the other way, right?

Yeah. And then it squirts you in your face. Yeah. I don't go to France, though. Full of hell. Speak American. Live at Roadburn 2016. Why can't they say full of heck?

In Australia, it's Angry Freddy. Angry Freddy. Let's do it, you guys. Angry Freddy. Angry Freddy. Angry Freddy. Angry Freddy. Angry Freddy Too scary.

Turn the lights back on. They make us feel a little scared sometimes. Alright, what are you playing? Angry Freddy's 8? Fool to Hell. Live at Roadburn. I'm going to play the B-side. What is Roadburn?

It's like a festival. Come on down to Roadburn Grill this Tuesday. It's like a rock music festival. It's a TJ... It's a Ruby Tuesdays themed restaurant. It's a chain of restaurants themed around Ruby Tuesdays. Come on down to Roadburns. No, what is Roadburn?

It's a festival in the Netherlands. That's a good city. Windy city. It's cold there. I hear there are no laws in in um since obama took presidency yeah this is it was this a self-release tape i think it's self-release i can't read i can't read any of the writing oh come on you jokesters hold on a second dave you're gonna get a kick out of this being a big font guy you love fonts since you're black black you. Dave, you're going to get a kick out of this being a big font guy. You love fonts. Cooper Black?

Cooper Black. You wish. You're wishing for Cooper Black right now. Comic Sans. Georgia. Librarian. Let's be serious. Times New Roman.

Let's be serious for a moment. Can we be serious for a moment? Yeah, I'd love to. Dave, give me some serious music. You seriously can't use this fucking font. And in all caps. I can't read a thing that it says. I mean, if you're trying to be cold,

then maybe you should use this font. Record it live at... You can kind of read it. It's not that bad. But when you get down to the bottom, when it's real small... Look at that, Dave. Being a font guy, you're going to kick out of this. I can't read that. Mike, you're going to make me sick to my stomach. It's not that bad. But when you get down to the bottom, when it's real small... Look at that, Dave. Being a font guy, you're going to

kick out of this. I can't read that. Mike, you're going to make me sick to my stomach. Keep looking. What font is that? What's that font called? Sick to my stomach? No, but full hell rule. Oh, yeah? They're from Ocean City, Maryland. Really? Beach Boys. Ocean City, Maryland, huh? Beach Boys. They're Beach Boys, huh? They love surfing.

Oh, we're going to go surfing now. Everybody's surfing now. Don't get bit by a crab. That's exactly what they sound like. We're down at the beach and having a ball. We're down at the beach and we're having a good time. They're on a volleyball team, too. The Beach Ballings. Are they really on a volleyball team?

They play competitive beach volleyball. Competitive? Is beach volleyball? And then they plan their tours around the tournaments. Is this true what you're saying, these words? Yeah. This really happens? So they also did a beach volleyball tournament in the Netherlands. That's true what you're saying? Yeah. This really happens? So when they also did a

beach volleyball tournament in the Netherlands, that's why they played Roadburn. No shit. Is that true? No. That would be so stupid. No, I feel like that could be true. You think so? Like a band is also... When do they have time to themselves? You can't do more than one thing.

Yeah, like you're a volleyball team and you're a huge rock and roll band. Are they a huge rock and roll band? They're pretty big. Oh, yeah? Yeah. They did a record with Merzbow. I saw that they did a collab with Merzbow.

That's pretty cool. They're doing a collaborative record with The Body on Neurot. I saw that some of them were in a band called Jarhead Fertilizer. That was a guy that used to be in the band. Oh, no, actually, I think a couple other members, too. No, you're right. We've talked about this before. I played at Jarhead Fertilizer, too.

That's when we talked about it. I remember talking about it, I think, at your work. Yeah. When you were like, what font is this? And I was like, that's the Dystopia font. Right away, that's the Dystopia font. That's the Dystopia song, right? It is the Dystopia song, yeah.

That record with the body already came out, right? It might have came out already, yeah. I think I heard a little bit of that. Too scary. It was too scary, so I didn't listen to it. It was very, very scary. This one's scary, too. And they love their daddy.

They do. They love him. What's with the strolling on the front? I love this. I can't wait to see this. What eighth grader did you beat up to take his notebook for that one? I love that. These skeletons in, like, Anarchy Church is stabbing these.

I'm assuming squares. Oh, I think those are squares. Who are the punks against nowadays? Are they the preps or the squares? Or are these jocks? Oh, they might be jocks. Are they muscular? Oh yeah, I think they're jocks.

There was a guy that went to my high school. How much you deadlift? He was a real bully. Everybody called him Ratchet. He would go, hand it over, jerk. Whatever it was, you had to my high school. How much did you deadlift? He was a real bully. Everybody called him Ratchet. He would go, hand it over, jerk. Whatever it was, you had to hand it over. Fucking Ratchet. Ratchet always stealing my shit. That's from like the Christmas story. Hand it over, jerk. That's what he

always used to say. Nobody would stand up to him. Play that tape. Play that tape. Play that tape. Full of hell. Live at Roadburn 2016. Let's assume for the time being that it's a self-release tape. I believe it is. Until other information arises.

We'll take that in. A friend of mine, her boyfriend's in this band. A friend of mine. Oh, yeah? That's who gave it to me. He gave it to me to play on the show. Spencer, he plays guitar. Guitar.

Oh, the old. He's a guitar man. You know, I play a little. Blues man. Well, I play. I's a guitar man. Blues man. I'm mostly 12-string jazz myself. I love Yes. I love Yes guitar. I love Yes guitar.

Let me tell you about Yes guitar. Go ahead. He'll do it once the tape's playing. It's long, you know. He can keep going about it. What kind of Yes do you want to talk about? Free Yes. Free as Yes.

For my uncle, yeah. I like how he's refining it as he's going here. Oh, the character's coming to form? Yeah, it's really coming together. Neverland, yeah. Because now he's a really skinny with a really thin mustache. Keep going. Hispanic man.

Keep going. Go yipso, yeah. Just tell us about one. Tell us about one. Let's go. Let's go. Yep. The show is called M.O.N. I'm out. In a groovy hell of a world The end of the world is over now Fall

Let me show you the earth you know But bring to knowledge But bring to knowledge To lose the one you love But bring to your place The creature of death The voice of sin inside of The human mind The human mind You are your own mind and spirit

I promise you I trust in you Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Thank you. Living is a selfish act A selfish end To follow Is to look Long A desert A ground Doctor's home Undone In the deep I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm And You're the last man in it Spread your wings hard Shut up the rest of it It's a new life, a new way The end is near and it's trusted And again you're the standard You're the bearer of our migration You're the earth, the nature I hear the shudder I hear the shudder I hear the shudder I hear the shudder

I hear the shudder Come on, savage Come on, savage Let the war Let the war Let the war It's the war It's the war

But learn to wish But learn to wish It's the war, but the life of which is invasive and tropey It's the awful pain in the head of the decent It's the awful This is the end The end The end The end The end The end

The end The end The end The end The end The end Full of H-E double hockey sticks. Don't even say it out loud. Bleep it out, Dave. Even bleep that out.

Too much? Even that was too much. We say it out loud. Believe it out, Dave. Even believe that out. Too much? Even that was too much. We took it a little bit too far. I agree. I'll roll it back. You know, you think you're being very funny, getting into the sugar and doing these antics. But the language is just getting out of control.

I don't much appreciate it. Full of hell. Live at Roburn 2016. Cassette. Edition of 200, I believe. It looks like 40 on red shells, 60 on silver, and 100 on black.

That was the black shell. That's cool as shit. If you're listening to it, you're like, they definitely don't have the red or silver. Until later, I know. From the Dolby. Mike, very, very funny.

I'm very funny. I'm very funny. I'm a very funny guy, Dave. I'll let you know. That was good. You're so funny, Dave. I've never heard a full of H-E-L-L before. They're good. Gasp.

Gasp. My mom's upstairs. Your mom is upstairs, by the way. All right, Dave. What do you got? I was waiting for Mike to get done. So she can get way. All right, Dan, what do you got? I was waiting for Mike to get done. So she can get done. All right, I'm just taking too far.

You're a pervert. I don't like perverts and sugar boys. All right, I'm going to play this Julian tape. Julian? Julian. Julian we know? Nope. I wish.

Julian. Tape's called Face of God. Julian. Julian. Julian. Tape's called Face of God. Came out on Orange Milk. That's a good label, too. 2016. Very good label. Let me see it.

This name isn't ringing a bell. I feel like the artwork... I don't know. I might have gone a little bit too far on this one. This name doesn't ring any bells. This is... I can't wait to see it. have gone a little bit too far on this one. This name doesn't ring any balls. This is a... I can't wait to see it. You're saying they went too far.

Describe it to me, Joe. What are those little devices floating? There's little devices floating. Okay. Keep going. No, I can't do it. I can't describe it. He has too many prior obligations.

Too many other things going on. I can't describe this either. I'm not a words man. I have too many other... Well, give that man a microphone. I'm a picture man. Here's a picture. But I can't describe it to. I'm not a words man. I have too many other... Well, give that man a microphone. I'm a picture man. Here's a picture. But I can't describe it to you. Okay, fair enough.

With words. I could draw another picture. It looks like you got like a... like the... I can't do it either. I don't know. I can't tell what this says. You're so dumb. I gotta say, you said this is 2016? I don't think I've ever seen this one. Nope. Maintain low tones with me. How did this sneak by me? I don't think I've ever seen this one. Nope. Maintain low tones with me.

How did this sneak by me? They did go a little too far with the artwork. And I feel like this little twirl right here, I think it's a piece of hair. Where's the window? Well, they can't all have windows. Maybe Seth Graham did this one. He's not as good as Keith. Let's see what we got here.

Art by David Winkler. Tell the other dude. Oh, tell the other dude. Yeah, sorry, David. Dave didn't like it. David, with the name Winkler, you figure it'd be really good. I don't know what that means.

Make me laugh. Go. Oh, here's the photograph inside of what's on the cover, if that makes sense. There's a Photoshop version of that picture inside or something. I do like the shell artwork.

They inverted it. I see what they did. The shell artwork's tight. I bet Keith did that. Look at that hand. What happened to it? I can't wait to see it. What effect is this? Airbrush. Wrinkle. Wrinkle.

Wrinkle. It's the one we talked about earlier. What is this? Artwork. Describe it. Someone describes anything to me. I just want to be part of your guys' adventure. And enjoy the adventure.

Let me into your life. Oh, Joe B. Rip it. Hey, everybody. The Rock from Slovak coming at you into the midnight hour. Gonna play some fucking rock. Gonna make your asshole bleed to blood. It's gonna cry so bad. Coming up, man.

Coming up, we got Better Than Azrek. Better Than Azrek? Where did the tape go? I played the goddamn Julian tape. Play the goddamn Julian tape. What's that say on the show? What are you looking at now? Face of God.

I like the color of the tape, too. Yeah, I like everything about this tape. You didn't like the artwork so much. I didn't say that. You said they took it too far. He didn't mean he didn't like it. He likes it when it goes a little too Yeah, I like everything about this tape. You didn't like the artwork so much. I didn't say that. You said they took it too far. He didn't mean he didn't like it. He likes it when it goes a little too far. I like it.

No, I like when things go a little... Well, Dave's mom upstairs. I love when things go just a little bit too far. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I have a terrible feeling about this. I'm going to kill you. 🎵 Bye. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not afraid of the dark What did he say at the end? I think he said Dave That was corn. That was a corn sample.

Oh, really? Was it really? Yeah. That was so, so tight. Are we back? Huh? Julian. We are back.

Okay. Julian, right? Face of God. Face of God. Orange milk. 2016. Yeah, this year sometime. That was fucking so tight.

That was really, really tight. I really got a... Toe tapper. That one Yeah, this year sometime. That was fucking so tight. That was really, really... I really got... Toe Tapper. That one snuck right by me. Didn't even see it. Toe work. That's the dance. Tasty little gem, huh?

That was such... You're so excited. Look at Dave right now. Tasty little gem, right, boys? You guys are also tasty. Get serious for a minute, Joe. I'm always serious. Joe is always serious. Is it my turn? Yes. It's minute, Joe. I'm always serious. Joe is always serious.

Is it my turn? Yes. It's always your turn. I'm trying to think. I have something where I can kind of stick in that same zone, or do I want to get out of that zone? I don't know. You guys, what do you want to do?

You want to stay? Let's play. Hold on a second. A game? Would you like to play? Let's play wood, metal, plastic, pattern, rhythm, rock. Okay. The game? Would you like to play... Let's play Wood, Metal, Plastic, Pattern, Rhythm, Rock. Okay. The game?

All these tapes are about to fall. You're so dumb. Use your stupid hands. Mike lost the game. He dropped what he was holding when he asked to play it. Gotcha. There's still... Now, where did this one go?

It fell completely out of the case. All right, fuck it. I'm still playing with everyone's closest. This has been a disaster from the start. Episode one. Just like your life. Okay. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. You don't think I got stuff going for me, buddy?

Why don't you go on my PC and open my Quicken file? See what that has to say. See what that tells you. Alright. Why don't you call my accountant and get my triple bond rating? Alright. See how I'm doing. 21st century wolf. Ideographic space. Sacred phrase is

number 69. It always is, right? It's a funny number, right? It is. I get it. Dave gets it. He wishes. Dave gets it. We all get it. No need to go into it at all.

This I don't know if this maybe did not come out yet. Is about to come out. Or just dropped. Oh, it tabs out exclusive? Who knows. But it is a fucking It's a gem? It's a gem. It's a doozy. It's a good one.

Is it going to take me on a wild ride? It's going to take you on a wild wild adventure.'s going to take you on a wild, wild adventure. I don't really like rides. And enjoy the adventure. I like adventures, though. Yeah, so let's fucking get into this, man. 21st Century Wolf. I like this one a lot.

Dave, somebody wake Dave up. Dave is dead. I am awake and listening, sir. What kind of drugs do you take? Dave, come back to life. I don't want to. Dave's like that scene from E.T. when they find him in the lake. When he ate all the Snickers bars?

He's all gray in the lake and the raccoon's trying to eat him. I just got it. When he ate all the Snickers bars. That's good. That's really funny. You are a very, very funny guy. That was so funny. Dave, very very funny guy That was so funny Dave

Very very funny stuff Very funny Joe Alright play the god damn thing You watch your mouth Sorry play the 21st century wolf 21st century wolf Very funny number Sacred forces number 69

Here we go. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm a beast I'm a beast Thank you. He's got open ears He's got open ears Wide open Why? He's open He's got open ears He opened the sky He opened the sky Why? I'm not sure. Right this second. 21st century wolf. 21st century wolf.

21st century schizoid wolf. That was fucking tight. I like that tape a lot. Get that from Sacred Phrases. No, I wasn't handing it to you. I was putting it on the table. I wouldn't do you dirty like that, Joe. Well, do me clean.

I'm done. I'm out. Oh, you're out? Yeah. It's your pick, too, by the way. It's your play. I should play this Leviathan take. Joe's Picks. Look at that box.

She's a beaut. You got a Big Mac in there? What, you would her out? You didn't tell me you were getting Mickey D's. Joe's Picks. Leviathan. We got another one. Scar-sighted.

Leviathan. The Heavy Metal Act? Yep. Heavy Metal Music. Ooh. I like rock music. another are cited Leviathan the heavy metal act up heavy metal music they make us feel a little scared sometimes whoa you got what do you got a bit magic card Sergio I love magic cards now you. Whoa, you got quite a... What do you got? Magic cards there, Joe? I love magic cards. Now you're playing magic. You ordered Mickey D's, and now you're playing magic?

Explain to me what's going on here. What do you got? You ordered Mickey D's. So it's not a double tape. It's a double tape case. It's not a double tape. It's just a double tape case. There's only one tape.

There's only one tape? But in the other tape are all these little panels. Oh, I like that. With artwork, with paintings. All these J. Cardside panels. Leviathan's 4-inch by 2 1⁄2. These are nice.

And the LP is the same thing, but it's 12-inch by 12-inch versions of the paintings. And the CD is the same. I have the CD, too. Same thing. Who did these illustrations? Jeff Whitehead. I literally just said it.

I wasn't listening to you. Not one word. I was caught in the dreamscape that these painted for me you were really scared i was i was really scared too scary no in all uh seriousness these are beautiful yeah that's really cool these little these little ghouls these little monsters these goblins these deities these uh psycho psycho octopi. This is beautiful. What is this? A flying horse of some sort?

Flying. A winged bird of snakened origins? No, these are awesome. I like these. Yeah, it's really cool. And then hand me the whole case. It's got like an O-card around it. It's got an O-card with really nice black metal printing.

I feel like a lot of words are coming out of my mouth. Well, you're a word man. I'm a word. I feel like they're just falling out. Ooh, look at this J card. Jesus Christ. That's a long top. That is a long J card.

Jesus Christ. And all of the illustrations from the cards are... Oh, wait a minute. On the other side, there's other artwork, too. Let me see. This is fucking gorgeous. This is gorgeous. It's really nice.

And who did the artwork? Who did it? Jack White? Jack White. I love the white strips. Jeff Whitehead. I love how the white strips don't have a keyboard. He does tats as well.

Who does? Jeff Whitehead. And who is that? He plays in the Wipe a keyboard. He does tats as well. Who does? Jeff Whitehead. And who is that? He plays in the white strikes. In the white strikes. He plays in the white strikes, right? Yeah. This is fucking tight.

I got one complaint. They play bruise music. I got one complaint. I love bruise music. I love traditional bruise. What's your complaint about it? Traditional bruise. You know, you have the O-card that's all black

and white. Yeah. Let me ask you this. Is it screen printed? What is that? I don't know. I don't think that. That's some other method. Okay. Acoustic bruise. You have a beautiful black and white O-card here. Beautiful. Nice stock, too. Good stock. You got this double tape case, all black and white artwork. You got all these panels all black

and white. You got the J-card all black and white. And then you got a blue tape. Yeah. But the artwork's kind of got a bluish tint to it. Okay, I'll take it. I accept it. Alright. You're in. But either a black tape or a white tape you would have liked better. Even though this is... Too scary! I'm still kind of excited for it.

Are you ready to do this? Yeah, do it. I think B-side, I believe. You're playing a lot of stuff with people who know how to play their instruments tonight, Joe. Oh, yeah? Yeah. It's very interesting. That's the theme. It's very telling. That's your theme tonight. This is excellent artwork. Have I said that yet? You didn't ask who did it, though.

Dave, imagine you're in a pool tournament. This is the one that he meant to describe. Alright, this is what it sounds like inside of the 8-ball. Here we go. Leviathan. What is it called? like inside of the eight ball. All right. Okay. Here we go. Leviathan. What is it called?

Scar Sagan? Scar Sagan. I'm a blessing I will heal too I will know the spirit I will be no more I already do I'm not going to let you go Follow me to the heaven's angels Where the fear and the dark Are the least fear Thank you. This is the end

The chain is running fast The chain is running fast I'm a man of my word Show me who you are Hold me tight Take me far, far, far away Take me far And I'm not going to let you go I'm in the dark Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh I am alive I am alive I am alive Thank you. Too scary. Leviathan. See, I feel fellows who make music like that should get into model trains and try to channel their anger. Too scary. Come on.

Changle your anger. Changle your anger. Hi, I'm Mike Haley. and shangle your anger with me. In 17 easy steps, I'll teach you how to shangle your anger. You'll have your angle shangled before you even expect it to be shangled. You watch your mouth! All right, Dave, what do you got for us? Step one.

Step one. Go outside. Step one. Find your changles. Your changles normally dangle for you. Dave, go. A particular angle. Another rhyming commercial?

I like these. I like the ones that rhyme. Mike's a word man. He likes words. He likes puns. Multiple changels can tangle. Caution. Multiple changels can tangle.

Do not give them a direct angles What's a direct angle? That's a good band name too Also comes in Star Spangled Sung by the Bangles Okay I'm gonna play this I won't stand for the national anthem I'm gonna play this I'm gonna make Alright, enough I won't stand for the national anthem. I'm going to play this.

I'm going to make it stand. I'm getting too topical. I don't like political humor. Obligate surrogate. Oh, is that Casey? Where'd you get this? I want this table. Local fella. This is Casey. He gave it to me.

When? Casey's the guy from the restaurant here. If anyone's listening who's not Dave or me or Joe. While you were away playing with all the Moos. Joe went to the Moo Factory. What's his label? Is this his label or is it someone he knows? No, I think this

label's out of Philly. Okay. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. This is a hardware techno project, right? Order of the end result. Yeah, hardware techno project. The order of the end result. That's a really good Techno Project. The Order of the End Result. He just played a show in Philly yesterday, I think. Who did? Casey. Who's that? Who did the arc for the

Leviathan tape? Casey. It's like you're playing a game of pool. Alright, I'm listening. This is all the famous bits from earlier. Just pulling them all up. You guys want a sticker? I want a sticker. I'm just reading the notes from the show

right now. Yeah, this tape and a Secret Society's tape, which is a duo. I'm supposed to do an obligate surrogate tape in case he ever

gives me the fucking material. What's the name of your label again? Flying in Magic. You put out two tapes now, right? Yeah, I just put out...

I just dropped a solo tape. And you're doing a Shredder Ghost tape coming up. Doing a Shredder Ghost tape, which is Ian. Now, if someone wants one of these tapes, how do they get them? They gotta PayPal me. But how do they get your email address? Huh?

It's brightonbach.joe at gmail.com. So is hearing this the only way they... I made a post on Instagram. Okay, fair enough. No web presence. Joe likes to be hard to find on the internet. Yeah. Well, Joe, I know you don't like to find things easily. Okay. Fair enough. No web presence. Joe likes to be hard to find on the internet. Well, Joe, I know you don't like to find things easily. No. But you also

yourself, you don't want yourself to be found. I don't want to be found easily. That should be like a game show where you go on where you try to make it so you have a week so no one can find you on the internet. And if no one can find you... You can get the tapes from me in person if I got them on me.

Okay. And then you call AAA. That's it. And what will they do? They'll come steal your car. They'll come steal your car. And your tapes. I still don't get it.

I still don't get why you went AAA to steal your car. Man, you're so dumb. Let me ask you this. Have you guys ever used the service? No. No. I'm not rich. What are you, an idiot?

So expensive. Too rich for my blood. How much is it? I drink my coffee like the rest of us. I like this artwork. Look at these triangles. I like it too. How do you think they built the pyramids?

How do you think they built the pyramids? Give us a call. Let us know what you think about the pyramids. Come on down. Come on. Come on down. Alright, let's play the game. We're falling apart. Play the bang tape.

Play the bang tape. I'll be good surrogate. I like this gradient on the side. Oh, it's a C-62. It's Casey, right? Casey. Grabowski, right? I don't think... I think he uses an alias so he keeps a cloak of mystery about himself. Bleep that out. Bleep that out. Here we go.

Just play it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I will get surrogate. Ah, that was tight, man. Yes, very good. How do you think he makes those goofy sounds he's got a whole bunch of devices I haven't heard some of those sounds I haven't heard since back when I used to go to the MTV spring break

I used to play that stuff on the beach those were crazier times by the pool always by the pool my man alright Mike wrap it up you ready to end this episode out? love to let's wrap it up

with a double hold on let me just alright hold on hold on alright got it got it out? let's go out

episode number 90 what we land on 92? 92 alright 92 I'm gonna go with these two tapes right here show me the money this tape called by uh fame sir dave stop yawning yeah man you can't do that you can't do it you got people

have to think this is interesting dave and if you're yawning they're gonna say well if he's bored i'm bored and they're like i know i can it's about like listen how we sound like we care about it yeah like me and joe were like check out this tape. And meanwhile, we're passing back a deck of playing cards. We don't even notice. It's illusion. It's illusion, Dave. One time I passed Joe B., no lie, half a pint of Lo Mein and told him it was a cassette tape. And he was like, yeah, the shot color is awesome.

So that's how you got to do it. That's how you got to do it. I'm just going to fall asleep then. I won't yawn. I'll just go right to sleep. Just play a bunch of sound clips or something. Yeah, I could do that. Start bashing your keyboard like a gorilla would. Like a gorilla would?

Yeah. Do you guys see that little video of Coco the gorilla playing Flea's bass? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's pretty good. How did that happen? He had the bass and he went and strummed it with his one hand. Yeah. But why is Flea... He had the bass and he went, like, he strummed it with his one hand.

Yeah. Yeah. But why is Flea hanging out with Coco? And he brought his bass and his amp. Flea's hanging out with Coco. I'll stick to coffee. I didn't know Coco was still alive. I didn't know Flea was still alive.

Fame Circle. Are we still alive? You're alive. Dave's back. Dave's back. Fame Circle. Are we still alive? You're alive. Dave's back. Dave's back. Fame Circle. What label is that on? The tape's called Fail Circle.

It's on a label called Social Harmony. It's a really intriguing label. I don't know much about them. Fame Circle. Fail Circle. Yeah. I love... Look at the...

You'll get the idea of the whole aesthetic of the label just by the logo on the back. This pixelated. 8-bit. 8-bit. It's like the skater die. Yeah, but there's, like, you know, it's, like, the tracking's a little bit off. There's, like, lines going through it.

You got to turn, yeah. And, like, really, like, you know. The colors are obnoxious. Very obnoxious colors, yeah. There's another tape right there, a pink one. It's, like like tennis ball yellow. Remember when you could get Vans in the tennis ball? I do remember that.

In my captain's vest blue. Yeah. It's hurting my eyes. I think the label's from Belgium. They released this tape. They released that tape I have over there. I don't know where you're pointing with that finger. In the room, Joe. It's in the room. Yeah, I don't know where you're pointing with that finger in the room

I don't know where you're pointing to and then they put out a bootleg they made a Vangelis Tangerine Dream split with this artwork it looks fucking what? days back I don't know who Fame Circle is

it's a C26 in addition of 100 copies and I think you'll enjoy it and then I want to end on this came the other day where did I put it? circle is. It's a C26 in addition of 100 copies. And I think you'll enjoy it. And then I want to end on this came the other day. Where did I put it? Here he goes again. Oops, he did it again. Here it is. New Housecraft. Who knew Housecraft, huh? A label

Jeffrey Astin's label who was a Dominic. It was like the Dominic Wilkins of the early 2000 tape scene. Who's that? A soccer like the Dominique Wilkins of the early 2000 tape scene. Who's that, a soccer player? Dominique Wilkins? Yeah. He played the leather pumpkin, my friend, basketball.

He dribbled up and down the court. The big game. The big game. And he went off to France, I believe, to play for a little bit, though. Really? Yeah. So he was not good?

I don't know if he was just French or... Oh, okay. or just homesick. I want to go home. Housecraft number 157. It's a Jeffrey Aston, J.P. Wright collab tape called and Dave will relate with this, Fragrant Bush.

Dave, you were saying how you had a Fragrant Bush, right? That's what they called his mom in high school. I'm not getting into all that. That was in our hippie days. Come on, alright. Aston, who I don't know if he's still doing Zephyr Die.

I don't know if he's releasing much lately. I haven't seen much lately. Right, and does a project called Ghost Fields, which I have never heard of either. You guys did a split with Savaii Day, right? Joe did. And Amshiner.

Oh, yeah. No, wait, Amshiner. What are you talking about? Oh, that was me.

That was you? That was he conference. That was us. That was he conference. That was me and you. That's what I said, you guys. Yeah.

Yeah. On Housecraft, right? Yeah. Yeah. But then you, Joe B, there was a four-way split with you,

Zephydi, Sky Limousine, and Plasmic Formations that I put out. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Well, you know. Picture me rolling. Picture Joe B. rolling. Look at you, big guy. Look at you, big guy.

I'd put you in a limousine. Put you in a limousine. I'd put you in a good limousine. Drinking champagne. I want to just... All right. Let's get into these two. The Fame Circle and the Jeffrey S. and J. Alright, let's get into these two. Fame Circle and Jeffrey S. and J.P. Wright. You smell like crabs.

Episode number 92. Thanks to, who was it from? $75? Thanks to $75 Bill for Rickless Brown doing the intro there. Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed.

And thanks for playing. And thanks for Yes, indeed. And thanks for playing. And thanks for listening, everyone. And thanks for playing along. You watch your mouth! Episode 92. All systems go, Michael. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so so so Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The so uh Thank you. so

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