Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #93 | 9.18.16

Episode Date: September 18, 2016

Andy Ortmann, Doc Reevez + 2 Hungry Bros., Machinegun Warfare, VNCF, Reef Frequent, s a k i 夢, Embody Vanity, Cathedral, Odd Person, Jeweled Snakes, Emerging Industries of Wuppertal, Perispirit, Nils Quak, and Final Machine.

This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Dwarfcraft Devices. Dwarfcraft Devices. What's their tagline again? You gotta make one up. Oh. Cool stuff for cool people. That is it.

You got it. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Winner, winner. We have a wiener. Dwarfcraft. Crazy guitar pedals. No more people.

FX pedals. FX pedals. And Eurorack modular synthesizers. Or Eurorack modules. Modules. Modules. They have a new little fella out. What are we listening to in the background here?

A little jam I made with the new one. We're using the happiness. Tell me, ooh, happiness. Did they have to pay, who's the guy, because I'm happy? Gene Simmons. Did they have to pay Gene Simmons. Did they say Gene Simmons? Any Bitcoin for that? Yeah.

He owns the word happiness. He does own that. I'm looking at it now as happiness. I was holding it. It's a sturdy little sucker. I would send it into war. I would send it into war and I wouldn't be worried. I wouldn't either.

You got your hands on that twin stags, right? Yeah. Same type of construction. Same enclosure. Tell us about happiness. Happiness is like a filter. And then it also has the scramble option, which, what's that, like a fake sample and hold? Is that what they bill it as?

Perhaps. So it does stuff like that. What's it do, Mike? It takes the last voltage and holds it for a second. Kind of like a sample and hold, but a little different. Hold me, hold me. It makes it go like the LFO out. Nice. They also have an addition, another new thing they got out for their, they're from Euclair, Wisconsin.

They have the Euclair Thunder. That's a good city too. It's an excellent city. Good farming town. Good people with roots in the ground. They have a Boris Pink edition of it. Oh, they had that when we saw Boris. Oh yeah?

Yeah. How was the Boris show? It was awesome. Excellent. I really liked the Borat show too. Oh yeah, the Borat show. No, no, no. Not was the Boris show? It was awesome. Excellent. I really liked the Borat show, too. Oh, yeah, the Borat show. No, no, no. Not my life.

Not my life. That was my life. Yeah, while we were. That powerful. I don't know why I didn't go to see Boris. I don't know. I asked you. You're like, meh.

That wasn't like that. But it was good? Yeah, it was really good. Yeah? Yeah, they were selling. Boris was selling. I didn't realize it was the happiness. I just saw that it was like the pink.

The last time I saw Boris, they had two necks on the guitars. Update me, how many do they have now? He had two. No, they didn't get to three yet? I wish they would grow like tree limbs, like branches, like really slowly. And all of a sudden, he's like, I got a third one. All of a sudden. That's stupid.

That's how branches grow, Mike. Dwarfcraft Devices, dwarfcraft.com. They're on the net. Pick up the happiness. Pick up the Boris Pink Edition nuclear thunder. Get some... Get the twin stags. Get the twin stags. Get the happiness. Get everything. You should get both of them.

I've been playing with the Wizard of Pitch for a while now. That's also what I like, really. I like the idea of, even if you're not using it with a module or synthesizer, but linking the two pedals, the CV of the two pedals together. I think it's a pretty crazy, wacky idea that no one else is doing.

They're on Facebook. They're on Twitter. It also has two inputs for expression pedals for the frequency or for the filter and then for the LFO rate. Nice. I got to get one.

That's pretty cool. You got to do it. Dwarfcraft.com. Check them out on, if you have the internet, if you have the subscription to the internet. Go to the library. Go to the library. You get a half hour, I think. You get a half hour.

Right? I can't go to the library. Well, what happened? Why? I have a $20 over- That's not why. We banned you for jacking card from back when I was 10 years old

John Powell is a library man and he won't accept you he doesn't like library humor I think I'm triggered if there's one thing John's getting a little dewy from the dewy decimal system we get it Dave

we didn't think it was funny check him out on the web, dwarfcraft.com. Cool stuff for cool people. Think outside the box. They should say, think outside the box, and then in parentheses, we're talking about the box the pedals are inside. That should be the tagline.

Isn't that catchy? That's pretty catchy. That's pretty catchy. It's edgy, too. It's pretty edgy. I'm very funny. I'm very, very, very, very funny. That's pretty catchy. That's pretty catchy. It's edgy too. It's pretty edgy. Thanks. I'm very funny. I'm very, very, very, very, very relevant. I'm very poignant too.

Very good. All right. Dwarfcraft. Hi. This is Andy Ortman from Nihilist Records. You're listening to Tabs Out. T-Tabs out. Hey. Whoa.

Double monitor. Tabs out Double monitor Tabs out Two of them Two strips of bacon monitor It's a party It is a party because guess who's here Well let me do the intro first Tabs out because that podcast episode number 93

Just seemed like I was here yesterday I know but here we are once again Do we introduce ourselves Or do we just go right into the special guest? I'm back! Turn Joe B's up. He's back, ladies and gentlemen. John Pyle in the studio tonight. Good John Pyle.

What's up? Good John Pyle. Show some respect to me. Do a few minutes, John. Yeah, so Donald Trump, I think he's got some good plans to get rid of these Canadians. They're coming here. They're bad.

So, John Powell, what have you been up to? You haven't been here for a few episodes now. No, it's been a while. How's the alt-right movement? The alt-right movement is, you know... How are your people? I've never heard of them. I don't know who they are.

I've never heard of them. So I can't really disavow them at all. Oh, that works. Thanks for checking that out now, Dave. That's my job, right? That's your job. So what's everybody been up to? John, tell me everything you've been doing today.

Tell me about your entire... Run me through your day. What time did your alarm clock go off? Well, my alarm clock didn't go off today. But it's Saturday. I don't have to go to work on Saturdays. Good for you. That was cool.

Thank you, Union. I got up. It's a party. Yeah. Ran some laps. Did you really? No. Oh.

You look great. I was incredibly not feeling well this morning. What's wrong? Oh, you know. I went out last night and had some... Yeah. You're crazy, man.

Yeah, I know. I'm living that wild life. What's going on? We have to find out what's going on. Who wants to play the first tape? Should we let John go into it? Oh, man. I can't wait to see this. I have another idea.

I know how we should start. I don't like to start. I'll start because I want to tell you why. No, I don't think so. We had Andy Ortman there. Chicago guy. He used to play for the Bears. Doing the intro.

We have a tape by him. That is the most illogical attitude called bukla on tape which i think is very uh we no it's not too soon it's the perfect time it's a perfect time for a uh little behaving disgraceful homage i saw this one bukla video and it was like you know there were like a guys in it. It just seemed too much. I'll say out of respect to Don Bukla. I think that's a different kind of video you're watching, John Pyle. I don't think that's pronounced as Bukla.

You know what we're talking about, right? Yeah, yeah. Shh, calm down, boy. Sorry. But I agree. Everyone who's ever played a Bukla doesn't need to show the picture. It's cool. We get the idea.

But I think it's hard to argue that Don Bukla was a genius, right? Yeah. Yeah. He put a lot of holes and knobs on stuff. What? Okay, I got it. What's your problem? It didn't make sense to me, too.

Well, wouldn't you say it's hard to argue that he wasn't? No, no. It would be hard to argue that he wasn't? No, no. It would be hard to argue that he wasn't a genius. It would be hard for you to argue that he was not. He was not, but you said... I said was not. No, you said was a genius. Run the tape back, Dave.

I fooled you. Run it back right now. Was that funny? This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friend. So is this him playing a boucle? I would assume. I would assume, just judging by the name alone. Let me see it.

I'd have to bring forensics up to really check it out. Get a good... I think this is a nice way to start. This is on his label, Nihilist, number 181. A storied label. Two's great. But 181 is A storied label. But 181 is just as good. It's a C46 that just came out

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Andy Ortman. Is my mic on, Dave? Yes, sir. Andy Ortman, Bukla on tape. Nihilist Records. I like... Dave, what font is that on the spine? Cooper Black.

What is it? Cooper Black. Cooper... Okay. I thought you were going to make a funny one up. That's fine. Don't worry about it. No, I don't think so. Don't worry about it. You don't have to make a funny one up. That's fine. Don't worry about it. No, I don't think so.

Don't worry about it. You don't have to make jokes all the time. It's fine. It's fine. Kind of a trick, right? I was serious. It was Cooper Black. Kind of a trick, right?

All right, JB. Me? You. What do you got? Oh, you know what I want to talk about really quick? Really quick. We're doing the mailbag. Mike!

There's these three packages. In one package, there's three single packages. Each tape is packaged separately. Cool stuff. And so we split them up. Not John Pollock, of course. Me, Joe B., and Dave. We split them up.

We open them up. And it's the tapes on a new label out of Cleveland called Unifactor that put out this, what did we get? What did you get, Dave? I got a new Sam Goldberg tape. And after we opened up that, I was like, oh shit, this is a new label from Cleveland. I know about this. The other tape is a Khaki Blazer

tape. I don't know if I get the Khaki Blazer tape. I feel like a winner. It's a party. I feel like a champion. I feel like such a champion when I do this. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? Joe, what did you get? I got bending spirit.

Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. And this artwork is incredible. I love the artwork. No, I don't think so. It sees wacky. Don't tell me you don't like that. I'm behaving disgracefully. You are.

Oh, don't tell me you don't like the artwork on these tapes. I just like to watch. Wait till I'm through with you. You'll be sorry you said what you said. Because the artwork is incredible. It's beautiful. Look at these little collaged little goblin birds. They're beautiful. So check it out.

Did I say the name of the label? Unifactor. U-N-I-Factor. Dotbandcamp.com. Check that label out. Joby. Cool stuff. Joby.

Joby. Joby. Joby. You get the idea? All right, what do you got? I'm going to play this tape on already dead tapes. Ah. Doc Reeves and Two Hungry Bros.

Oh, yeah? Recipe for disaster. Let me see that tape. I know what you're talking about. I love that tape art. Are those the guys? Those are the guys. Yeah?

Yeah. I love tape art, guys. Do you think the one... Tell us all about... Actually, guys, be quiet for a minute. Dave, why do you like tape art? I like the way it looks. Why?

It's cool. Why, though? It's just cool, man. So anyway, this tape on Already Dead. Already Dead number 178. That's a big number. Yeah, they got a lot of stuff out. Dave, is that a funny number?

I think after 178, you have to start a new label. You can't go any higher than that. I think this is from last year yeah they already went past it man yeah they're way past that oh you guys what's going to go what's going to happen now i don't know it'd be like y2k do you think the um yeah remember that shit that shit was crazy it will work go ahead just do it no it's fine everyone it's fine you don't have to go smoothly into it This is not like a rehearsed thing

Just go into it right now I can't So you want to get into this guy? Yeah, well it's Draw it Too hungry, bro, sweat Stop giving it to me Is the production duo

And then Doc Reeves is the dude Plus there's guests and stuff I have it queued up to a track on the B-side Drawing of them on the cover looks mighty fine Are you dead as a fine label? I mean the producers Is that Simon Burp? Oh hey Dave

You're tearing down the fourth wall Joby Or you're putting up the second wall I can't tell I'm sorry Dave Fucking contractors Alright you want to get into this? Let's do it I can't tell. I'm sorry, Dave. Fucking contractors. All right, you want to get into this? Let's do it.

Let's get into this. The Martians have landed. Yeah. Like to roll hard and shit. Good luck with that survival, buddy. You should have been up on your Bible studies. Why you trying to act all conscientious? Looking for the truth through foggy lenses.

Goddamn snitch, what you blindly mention, we'll get your ass shot, leave your body headless, sonny should have known the block be hectic, pigs out looking like some nazi henchmen, cocky stepping where they should not be present, i'll chop these necks like broccoli brethren, how a robot make you drop your weapon, the doctor steps in with a proper blessing, traumatized cat stays shocked and breathless only plot you prepping is the plot you resting word is by son do not forget this holes in chest put a stop to skeptics kid all that shit that you pop and reckless dangerous like fucking with no contraceptive wake the fuck up you stepping knee deep in a mess of feces Life been hard Death is easy

You getting sleepy Wake the fuck up You stepping knee deep In a mess of feces Life been hard Death is easy You getting sleepy Big time, huh, yeah, astronomic

Watch you get burnt like a bag of chronic I tantalize, can't leave your ass astonished Make you think twice about acting bralette A precision instrument, fuck your anatomical structure up Knuckle up, systematic, toxic Finally, if you shook like phantoms, goblins or protogeists So your life ran your pockets And you thought you had this whole shit masterminded

Till I targeted your face and did damage on it I shake the whole planet when I clash with giants You more like the size of an ant, just stop it. You sound retarded when you ramble on and on and on. This shit turns catastrophic when I hit you off with a brand of violence. That'll leave your ass dead if you stand to fight. Wake the fuck up. You stepping knee deep in a mess of feces.

Life been hard. Death is easy. You getting sleepy. Wake the fuck up. You stepping knee deep in a mess of feces Life been hard, death is easy You getting sleepy I'm about to make your life real problematic Watch it flashing in front your eyes in action

Have you keeled over on the spot collapsing I'll end your whole career before the profit happens Give definition to karma stabbing. Exercising bitches like arms and abdomens. I can stretch you out easy, but you're not elastic. Leave your body scattered on the block in fragments. How the hell I do it, you cannot imagine. Natural, you think it takes a lot of practice.

Catch me on your block with a katana slashing. You begging for that shit like a drama addict. Oh, now you shook like seismographic activity about to die it's tragic yeah i'm cold-blooded like i left my heart in aspen when i turn you red like that martian planet wake the fuck up you stepping knee deep in a mess of feces life been hard death is easy you getting sleepy wake the fuck up You stepping knee deep, in a mess of feces, life been hard Death is easy, you getting sleepy, wake the fuck up The Martians have landed, the Martians have landed

The Martians have landed, the Martians have landed The Martians are here! Bye. The mic is smoking. You cut it up real sharp on the fade of fresh. On that diamond depth drop type razor's edge. You want some old belt drive outdated decks. Upgrade the techniques to face your death. Yeah, you talk good game, but I ain't impressed. This shit right here, leave your turntables blessed. You wax addicts, digging in the crepes for gems. We'll see you next time. Outro Music And when it comes to battle, ain't a damn thing changed I leave my victims found slain

There's no competition, a different design I know you're gonna dig this I want some real shit, kitchen style synthesized Go ahead, spit your lies, my measure kryptonite With a reality cold like the wintertime Temperature flows frozen, crystallized We lift the profits, I keep getting robbed with the rhyme You the type of bitch who the police pickin' on

Poor little guy always getting victimized Cry your eyes out so we don't sympathize I heat it up and your ice gets liquefied You don't know how I did it, you mystified So I break the shit down for you, sympathize Motherfucker gas now, huh, big surprise We get your high like you puffin' on a spit for life This shit is blind like you see it through a pigeon's eye

Let the rhythm ride out as it intertwines With the vivid fire vision of the stimuli I know you're going to dig this. Doc Reeves. And two hungry bros. Reeves, right? Is there a Z at the end? No, but I read it as Reeves as well. Yeah? Yeah, okay.

But I don't know. I thought the same thing in the car. I had a long thought about it. What is that playing right now? Reeves as well. Yeah? Yeah, okay. But I don't know. I thought the same thing in the car. I had a long thought about it. What is that playing right now? Um. Is that me?

What was that? Sorry, it was an ad. It was for a car commercial. I hope they paid us. Uh, recipe for disaster tape on Already Dead. Already? Already. That is the most illogical attitude. recipe for disaster tape on already dead already?

already that is the most illogical attitude number 178 as we said before lots a lot a lot of action over there on already dead John Pyle

joining us thanks again for coming for coming in it's a party I thought I went already no you're so stupid no you're so stupid.

No, you're so stupid. Oh, my gosh. I fooled you. I'm just a big dummy. Kind of a trick, right? That's nice. Thank you. This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends.

What do you got for a party? So I'm going to start out with an oldie. Like an old person? That's not nice. Yeah. I like them oldies. Don't point them at me.

But yeah, now I'm going to play an old one on Hanson from like 10 years ago. Oh yeah? I like that. What do you got? I got Machine Gun Warfare, self-titled, on Hanson from 2006. Let's check it out. Where is it? Just seemed like it was here yesterday. Where is it?

Where is it? Isn't it over there? Is it over there? No. No, it's right there right next to you oh jesus christ oh are you that's a cover i can relate to being like a very powerful powerful man yeah i can relate to this guy what what is he he's he's like a donald he yeah he's a very tough physically fit gentleman what this is like a war zone of some sort right right? Yeah, definitely. And he's battered. He doesn't look good. Yeah, but he's kicking ass still.

He's over... Is he about to pee on this guy? I think so. It's kind of a trick, right? But if you notice, it's got like a colorful cover, which you don't see on Hanson Records. What's making that sound, by the way?

It's very good. When did this come out? You just said the year. What's making that sound, by the way? That's very good. When did this come out? You just said the year. What did you say, John Pyle? 2000. Just seemed like I was here yesterday. 2006. 2006.

And this is Don Furno from Purrent. How did you know that? No, I don't think so. Jeff Plummer from Shallow Waters, correct? Is it? I don't know. Yes, it's a C30. I have a copy up there on the door.

You do? He has his finger on everything. But mine, I wrote with a Sharpie. I write with a Sharpie on all my Hanson tapes right away what they are. I did not do that. Go ahead. Really? If I look in there, is it going to be written on?

Yeah, go check right now. Go ahead. Where is it? On the door.? Yeah, go check right now. Go ahead. Where is it? On the door. On the door. Go check. Wait till I'm through with you. You'll be sorry you said what you said. Go ahead. I can't get... Go ahead. He can't get it open. Find it. Go.

Alright. Go. Come on. You have an hour. Well, you call them fingers. I'll call them propellers. How long does this usually take? There's a thing on the side of the car, Bob. There we go. Come on.

We'll edit this in post. Okay, yeah. I'm back. I got it. Open it up. It's the same. Wow, you do write on them. Yeah, I'll tell you what happened.

I took all of my Factotum tapes, which is like developer, and then developer with someone else. Stop that. Developer with someone else, and then like something else. They all fell one day, and they're all white C30s, and they spilled everywhere. You guys.

Mike. Oh, man. Please stop. Mike. Please stop. All systems go, Michael. Mike. Please stop. Mike. Please stop. All systems go, Michael. Mike. Please stop.

Mike. What's making that sound, by the way? Mike. All right, who are we playing? Machine Gun Warfare, a 2006 tape on Hanson Records. Not too scary. The B-side. Hanson number 160.

Here we go with the B-side. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the road. Thank you. so Thank you. so I'm going to go ahead and get back to the road. so The I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a look at the All right. Yeah, Machine Gun Warfare. Subtitle tape on Hanson. Yeah. Yo, do you know what? That cover made me think of it. What? You know what I just discovered now? And I'm still like...

That tape's from like 10 years ago, and this is also from like 10 years ago. Chat rooms. No, there's G.I. Joe PSA videos. You just discovered those? I just discovered them like last month. Oh, man. And I just like-

Did your parents block E-bombs world from your computer? I don't know. I was too busy watching like Bush 9-11 videos. Those are good too. I just got so like, I just discovered them, and then like I got completely sucked into watching them and they're amazing so if any of you still find those like me class we're friends probably anyway this is kind of fun to do and it's relatively simple tap it out in the trash can all right yeah

you gotta watch them davey boy what do you got davey havoc davey boy what do I got? I'm sorry, Dave. Alright, go. I can't find my tapes. Hold on. Alright, go. Come on, now. How do we fill in this time? Was that funny? No. That's not what I had in mind, but I'll take your word for it.

No, I don't think so. I'm going to play this VNCF tape. What is that? VNCF. It's a party. It's this tape that came out on Bonding recently. Ah, it's a fine label. Yeah.

I love that cover. Yeah, the artwork on this is beautiful. I feel like we might have played something from VNCF before. The name sounds familiar to me. We've definitely played at least one, possibly two tapes from bonding. But VNCF, it doesn't sound familiar, but, you know, there's also a lot of, like, initial stuff. No, I don't think so.

Pleasure District, this tape is called, right? Yeah, some Spice Channel stuff on the front, though. Oh, let me see. Let me see. Is that scrambled or unscrambled? Oh, it's scrambled. I think there's a boucle going on there. I fooled you.

He doesn't know what it is. Kind of a trick, right? Careful, Mike. It's real uncomfortable, this stuff. He probably doesn't even know what we're talking about. You know, you can do this at home yourself. You don't need to come over to my house to do it. Do we know anything about VNCF?

Do we know anything? I found a bear. No, I don't think so. I went looking on the net disgracedly there's something wrong i went on the net to find some info about my good mike what's making that sound by the way mike what's making that sound by the way mike mike mike mike please stop all systems go michael start all right i don't know come on i don't know anything about i'm gonna this sugar boy stuff has got to stop who got it you had that giant reese cup earlier i saw it did you eat that whole thing did you get into all that sugar days the ncf pleasure district tape on bonding

it's bonding tapes number 11 it's a c32 in addition of 50 that i believe is still available and that it that's some incredible artwork yeah no it looks it looks some fine printing dude look at that crisp white edge on the front there. It's very... With the pixelated, kind of like, sort of pixelated image on the... This is very nice. It's not too scary.

It's not too scary. Not too hard. Cool stuff. Not too soft. John Pyle, check this out. I think you'll love that. No, I love it. I saw it.

Check it out. I also like the label on the cassette as well. It's got some stuff, some people, parts. Can you say something to us? Can you say something to us?

It's a party. Alright, well let's get into this VNCF tape. Pleasure District. Bonding tapes. Hand it on over, John Pyle. There you go. Thank you, sir. it's a party all right well let's get into this vncf tape pleasure district bonding tapes hand it on over to umpile there you go thank you sir here we are all right go fatties i want it all no hamsters bestial watches no dopers no smokers no alcoholics we don't like the right checks no donovanitas we don't like to take out the garbage no posers what i'm doing right now is making a movie about World War 2 Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. That's my boy Thank you. I'm a soldier now Is this my life or the beach? Is this my life or the beach? VNCF. Oh, man.

That was tight. Yeah, man, that was tight. Yeah, man. That was really tight. Killer tape. Some chill vibes. It's a killer label, bonding tapes. That tape is called Pleasure. Pleasure. Blech.

Sorry. Sorry about that radio land. A little tongue-tied here. Pleasure District. Tape on bonding. Why are you tongue-tied, man? It's got my... I fooled you. I'm not tongue-tied, Mike? Oh, he's got my... I fooled you.

I'm not tongue-tied at all. That is the most theological attitude. Kind of a trick, right? Mike! Because you know I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. Mike! All right, let's get into this. Let's do a double dose.

You ready to do a double banger? I'd love to get into it. You ready to do not one strip of bacon, not like a light breakfast. I'm talking about... Two of them. The lumberjack special. Dave, you gotta stop. You gotta ready to do not one strip of bacon, not like a light breakfast. I'm talking about the lumberjack special. Dave, you've got to stop that. You've got to stop that, Dave. I feel like I can't hear myself in the headphones. I can't hear myself either.

He's too worried about... There he is. All right, Dave. He's too worried about his razzing that he's doing to me. Stay in the booth. I like to ease it up. I don't want to put you right in the hot water. His sugar boy loops.

He's too concerned about his sugar boy loops. Dave, your lips are glistening. They're sugar coated. You got into the sugar. Calm down. Cool out. Cool out, Dave. You're bothering John Potter. I'm sorry, Dave. Let's get into this double dose. Oh, big gulfs, huh?

Double dose of tapes from a label, a German label. John, you'll like that. You'll love that. German label called Bedlam Tapes. He misses the old Germany. Yeah, he likes. John, you'll like that. A German label called Bedlam Tapes. He misses the old Germany. Yeah, he likes... John, tell us about that. I'm more excited about the double dose. Talk about politics for a little bit. Double dose reminds me of a Buchla a little bit.

Two's great. Is that your new thing? Is that going to be your ongoing joke? Two's great. John, spend a minute or two. Sp'm sorry. Spend a minute or two. Spend a minute or two of your time here discussing what Boogla is.

I just like to watch it. You know, it's like a thing. Go on. Go into detail. Was that funny? There's like a couple people and you know, it's a thing. Well, you call them fingers.

I'll call them propellers. All right, let's get into this. Two tapes on Bedlam. Which one are you going to play? I'll call them propellers. All right, let's get into this. Two tapes on Bedlam. Which one are you going to play? I got Reef Frequent. Tape called Emperor. I got Saki. Isn't that neat?

What you have there, Joe, is Saki, I believe, Saki Dream. Yeah, Saki Dream. There's a lot of foreign characters on this one. My keyboard didn't really catch them. Saki it to me, baby, yeah. Yeah, exactly. You got to get on that mic, John Powell. I like that character.

I got Bedlam 15. You got Bedlam 18. I think these both came out in an edition of like 75. Isn't that neat? That's a lot. It says on the Bedlam Bandcamp that all their tapes... I'm going to. Are you ready?

Moment. That all their tapes are dubbed in real time on a Nakamachi tape deck. Ah! But who knows if that's true. The name translates to Saki Dream. Dave, you all right? Was that funny?

That's my favorite one. Whatever that screen. You gonna see if I can guess it? Okay. Ah! That's my favorite one. Whatever that screen. You're going to see if I can guess it. The title is I was lost in a dream. I got some track translations here too. You want to go down the track translations? That is the most illogical attitude.

Okay, we don't need to do it at all. Whatever. We'll skip that part. Behaving disgracefully. I do like on the refrequent tape. I like the cover. It has a whole... Why? Because you know I like

to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. Mike! You have to make the hole bigger than that, obviously. Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike!

Mike! Dave, you have got to... I'm opting out of this communication with you, Dave. Delete my number. You've got to... I'm opting out of this communication with you, Dave. Delete my number. You've got to stop. Was that funny? Let's play some games. You know, you can do this at home yourself.

You don't need to come over to my house to do it. So let's get into these two Bethlehem tapes. Refrequent, Emperor, Cass Emperor cassette. Saki Dream. I was lost in a dream, I believe is what I said, possibly. Just seemed like I was here yesterday. Two pretty great tapes on Bethlehem tapes. Here we go. It's a party. Thank you. The The The The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to take a picture of the The I'm going to go to the bathroom. Supposedly a bad generation Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Supposed to be imagination Thank you. The Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. The Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm supposed to be imagination Supposed to be imagination strips of bacon on Bedlam tapes. First was

what do we play first? Refrequent Emperor You gotta cut it with this shit, man. Refrequent Emperor tape, then Socky Dream. Both on Bedlam. I believe both still available.

No, I don't think so. No? You think they're out? Put your hands in the air. Oh, shit, what's going on? Capstan, cassette, police officer, badge number 501. Put your hands in the air. What do we do? What do we do, Capstan?

Illegal use of Dolby. Illegal use of Dolby. Put your hands in the air hands drop the Norelco all systems go Michael drop the virus alert virus alert horseradish

version 3.2 uploaded by AOL user dank 420 foot carry on John Powell what do you got I got a double banger of my own Oh yeah

Another double banger A double double banger Wait a minute hold on a second Why did they call you that A double double banger Why did they call me a double double banger I'm back Have you seen my gun?

I'm back. Capstan will be fired if he doesn't find his fire line. Slippery fish virus. I can't feel my hands. Is there a heaven for robots? Joby, what did they call you? A double double banger

When did they start calling you that? In 10th grade And why did they call you that? Oh, I can't do that now. That's too long of a story. It was a Saturday in October. If you know what I mean. Friends. France, 1963.

The prime minister. I was just getting into it. John Fyfe, what do you got? All right. So I got my double banger here. Okay. From courtesy of Mazurka Editions. Okay. double banger here okay uh from uh courtesy of mazurka additions okay you know a label that i i have a lot of uh close ties to oh yeah explain what kind of ties twisty ties twist ties yeah

okay you know uh you know jared family ties runs it as a is a dress ties A supporter of me. Oh, yeah? But, yeah, so these are two tapes. One's by Embody Vanity, who I've never heard until now. It's called Lady Justice. And the other one is the newest Cathedral, or one of the newest Cathedral releases, which is Jared, who runs a label, his project. It's called Dueling Scars.

I have a question about this Cathedral Dueling Scars tape. Yes. When I Google... When I Google... When I Google... No, this is serious. Cut that off, Dave. When I... When I Google Cathedral Dueling Scars,

I get a lot of images of this one Nazi. A Nazi? A Nazi. Let me see. I get a lot of images. Hold on. I got his name written down right here not not the big one no himmler herz herz kaltenbrunner he's a guy right what himmler how should i know i fooled you what's with that john howell explain that i don't know and how does that fit into your alt-right movement? Yeah.

What do you got, Joby? You looking at Nazis over there? Come on. Heinrich Himmler. I'm the alt-right guy, supposedly. Joby's Googling Nazis. You're Googling Nazis. John Powell gets Googled. You guys are like googly Nazis.

So you're going to play... That's a good... Wait a minute. We just stumbled upon a good sitcom. Google and Nazis. Now, is it like Google opens up a place where they Google their own stuff for whatever reason.

I'm not going to get into this, but there's Nazis involved. They say you have to do it. I never showed you my Nazi stamp. I inherited a stamp collection and there's like one Nazi stamp. No, two. There's one of Hitler's face and one swastika. Don't jump to conclusions. I got some Mussolini stuff, too.

I'm more into that. I think it's weird you have it. What am I going to throw it away? Just those? I'm like, not these. Kind of a trick, right? Mess up the collection. What's going on? What's making that sound, by the way?

What's going on? Alright, so what by what's going on all right so what do you play in town pile you're playing embody vanity from lady justice yes and cathedral you gotta stop that dave you gotta stop that i love what he just said god stop it cathedral from dueling scars yes both on mazurka editions is Mazerka? Is that how you say it? I think so, yeah. You think it's so funny over there. Let me see them real quick. They're pretty good looking tapes.

I see these white Norocos. I see the white covers. Oh my god, what is that? Stand by. Drop the cassette. Hands in the air. Hands in the air. Hands in the air. These look really nice. Yeah.

Laser beam activate. Laser... Goddamn... Goddamn virus. Goddamn virus. Carry on. All right, let's... Are you ready to get into this? Let's do it.

Both be safe. Go, go, go! Where's my synthesizer? Where's my synthesizer? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to take a break. so Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Young, young, young. Dance, dance, dance. YOLO I'm going to go to the bathroom. Go, John Pyle Talk. Oh, crap. I was eating some chips. Dual podcast, John Pyle.

Yeah. That was my double banger. John's Double Bangers. Brought to you by Hot Pockets. Bro, keep going, John. Yeah going I don't know, I'm done The tapes are done What did you play? I already said this like 20 times

You guys don't listen, you're bad listeners What did you play? And that was This isn't hard, you just say what it was Just say the names, John It's not that hard Just go ahead and just say it. Lady Justice.

Maintain low tones with me. Don't jump to conclusions. And then Cathedral from Dueling Scars. Yeah. Anyway, this is kind of fun to do, and it's relatively simple. This is nice. That was awesome. Yeah, they're really good.

I'm sorry. I love this paper. The stock that they use is nice. He was using vellum for the covers before and it was really cool. I don't like vellum. Sometimes it's nice. With Alien Passengers, it's really nice. I love vellum. He did a great job

with the vellum. Look at Dave's face. Love it. Look at Dave's face. Seriously, I love it. Who was the last track we were listening to? That was Cathedral. Did he get Stephen Hawking to do some vocals at the end there? I think that was just Dave's thing. Because you know I like to play these kind of

scientific tricks on people. Those were tight picks. Those were tight picks. Let's do Davey Boy. Who wants to give Davey Boy some attention? Davey Boy. I'm going to play this

odd person and Miguel A. Garcia split. It's part of the Noose Fertilizer series on objects. You get the idea? Oh, yes.

I know what I'm talking about. I know what I'm talking about. This is the fifth in the series, correct? Yes, number five. You are a terrible listener i i'm i'm sorry my the doctors say my uh ears have been on obamacare for too long was that funny this it's funny when you play it after something that's not funny the news fertilizer series i believe like three of them were double tapes yeah and one was a three-way split i believe but this one is the first one that's just a split right it's a party it's a split though too right yeah this is just a split no i don't think so it

is and it's a long one it's like an hour long it's this is a c60 was that funny it's a biggie in an edition of 30 though is it really only 30 i think it might be a bit more than that with my research is showing me dave that uh it's 30 well there is an edition number on this okay wait till i'm through with you you'll be sorry you said what you said it's on a little belly band that fits around the outside which i did not bring with me comes in one of those big plastic vinyl oversized cassette boxes. It's like the big cassette boxes, but that only hold one tape. Yeah. And there's like a 24-page booklet in there, right?

Yeah. I like that. Huge. Huge. Really nice. Tell me about it. Really nice. Black and white artwork.

There's like an abstract little thing on the front. Black and white. What's in there? A lot of blank pages, huh? Yeah, well, there's room for you to write. Like, this page has goals. Like notes. Goals.

You put all the paper you wasted. I guess you can put your goals in there. He was waiting for that one. It's been a while since I... You put all the paper you wasted. Yeah, I've been waiting for that to come up all night. That's a good one. Thanks.

See? I got another one. There's another page in here with impediments. You can list impediments. Oh, look at that. That's a nice little booklet. So that's the things that are holding you back. That's the things that are holding you back.

Nothing holds me back, because I'm such a powerful person. I never let anything hold me back. This is a split between... Say it now, Dave. I think let anything hold me back. This is a split between... Say it now, Dave. I think Dwayne... Who's D. Petri? Is that Dwayne Petri? That's Petri.

I know that's the person who runs this label. D. Petri. Look at the inside artwork. I have the news fertilizer number four comp and I'd grab it if I could but it's all the way up there. Take a good look at this art, boys. It's the triple high cassette case for three tapes,

but there's only two tapes, and in the middle is this wax object. Oh, really? With keys inside of it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I haven't felt like this since my college days when me and the boys used to stay up all night drinking rolling rock. That's like a magic eye.

It is like a magic... Hold on. Let me see what it is. You used to get fucked up on Skittles and look at magic eyes. Is this really a magic eye? No, I don't think so. I fooled you. This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends.

All right, well, let's get into this. We're going to play what? What are we playing, Dave? All systems right, well, let's get into this. We're going to play what? What are we playing, Dave? All systems go, Michael. What's the artist? We're going to play the A side, the August Traeger side. August Traeger. Does bicephalic?

No, I don't think so. Bicephalic tapes. Bicephalic? I just found this out today, actually. We've gotten like four tapes by this project, and I'm like, who the fuck is this? He's in Flower Mountain, Food World, Nipple Stools, Pony Carpers. Nipple Stools is the one.

That's who does Nipple Stools. We've spoken of Nipple Stools on here before. Let's ask John Pyle. When you hear Nipple Stools, what do you picture in that brain of yours? I picture a mushroom or a toadstool, but the top of it looks like a nipple.

I picture somebody milking a cow. It's like an areola, and there's maybe a pink, flesh-toned frog sitting on top of it. Yeah, it's like an Irish mushroom. Yeah, the old Irish mushroom. You know what I mean? Let me jump out. I have one more question

for you. What is the difference between an Irish mushroom and a boucle? Well, a boucle is an action, and a boucle is a verb. You have to make the hole bigger than that. Irish mushrooms are now. You know what I mean? When you call them fingers, I'll call them propellers.

All right, well, let's get into this Noose Fertilizer number five on the label Objects, which is a very, very interesting label. They put out a lot of good stuff. They only have been around for about two years now, I believe. But they're definitely a label worth checking out. You should definitely check them out. Let's get into this August Trigger track

from the Noose Fertilizer 5 split with Miguel A. Garcia. Who? Miguel A. Garcia. Miguel? Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Odd person. What an odd person. August Traeger doing some... What an odd person. What an odd person.

August Traeger doing some... What an odd person. You gotta be an odd person to make wacky sounds like that. Get out of here. Who spends their time doing that? What's making that sound, by the way? That's a weirdo thing to do. Get your life together.

Go get ITT Tech. Did ITT Tech just, like, disappear? Just seemed like it was here like, disappear? Yeah, it closed. Shout out to ITT Tech graduates who got out just in time. No, I don't think so. All right, is it my turn? Is that Joe Biden? No, I don't think so.

Are you serious? It sounds like Joe Biden. Let me play it again. I want to have Joe Biden on. That is the most illogical attitude. It is. But. No, I most illogical attitude. It is. No, I don't think so. Not that one.

Another one sounds like Joe Biden. No, the one where it says it feels like I was just here yesterday. That one. Just seemed like I was here yesterday. You don't know who that is? No, who is that? Are you serious? Yeah, I don't know who that is.

Who is it? Was that funny? Play it again, Joe. Just seemed like I was here yesterday. Did you blank that out of your mind? I think I did. I mean, it sounds like George Bush or Joe Biden. I mean, it's definitely George Bush.

Is it George Bush? Oh, yeah, it's definitely George Bush. Okay, there you go. All right. All right, my turn. What am I going to play? All right, I'm going to play this Jeweled Snakes tape. Hand it over, jerk.

It's called Flesh Lab on Midori. Midori number 89. A label that I believe Fletcher Pratt runs. Right? Fletcher Pratt. Yeah. Doesn't he do... He does those W games.

He does those W games. Is that the robot showing up i'm sorry dave okay cool it just cool it for a minute jesus christ can we get a reboot we're getting out of hand yeah this tape came out in addition to 50 i like the drawing on the cover because there's obviously like you know a woman here playing synthesizer and possibly singing. And then the torso of Batman next to her. The floating torso of Batman with the synthesizer. That's not Batman. I fooled you.

Angie Terrant. That's just what he does now. She was also that project The Beast. I think it was a tape on Hanson. All those Michigan people, Dilloway and Hanson. That had like, you know, all those like Michigan people. Dillaway and Nate Young and all this. It was like a super group. Oh, a super group.

It was like the, what's a good super group? Who's your favorite super group? The Justice League. John Powell, who's your favorite super group? And spanning anything. Four non-bonds. Okay, so the Justice League for Joe. They found the best non-bonds and put them all together.

They did too. Like joke all you want but they definitely did. Who did? Who's your... Wait, let's not do... Let's not do junk because he's going to say

like the Third Reich or something like that. And I'm not bringing that shit in here. We need to can it with these Nazi jokes. I don't appreciate it. Four non-bombs. Was that funny?

Okay. Well, let's get into this. I'm behaving disgracefully. The last thing I want to say about this tape i really love that it has this dark blue shell with this gold like the the label sticker in the middle here is like gold the paper's gold it's not pretty gold the paper's gold with uh the font like bleeding halloween is like the name of the font slow down hold on there you have to make the

hole bigger than that's cool yes that's stupid that's what it looks like the tapes called flesh lab it's Amadori jewel snakes it's really good we're going to get into it it's a party. Uh, cool stuff. I'm sorry. I'm still with you, let the string go. This is my godless my lowly nest. This is my dimness, the best nest. I'm sorry. I'm a genius, and I'm ready to be free I'm a doctor, and this is I'm a genius, and I'm ready to be free Take out my electric guns

I'm deep in the city roads So can I Shine Now Thank you. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. Thank you. I'm Don Bugla's death. Jeweled snakes. That tape is... Very funny joke. Jeweled snakes. The tape is titled... They got it all the way in here

Flesh Lab I can't get over how much I like this artwork it's like these wacky chevrons of pink and red and sandstone wacky chevrons of pink and red and there's a encrusted with fonts of beauty

and the golden label shining and the illustration on the cover is just... It's so beautiful. I look at it. I stare at it. That's what it looks like. Alright. Joby. What do you got?

Capstan. Capstan. Oh shit, he's back. Version 2.0. What do we do now, Capstan? Drop the Norelco case, please. What happened? Just explain to me what happened, and we can get through this.

What's going on, Capstan? You boys like my new vocal modulation card? Makes me sound like a Brooklyn boy, right? Sound like a regular asshole. No. Hey, hey, hey. I see what's happening right now. Hey, put that finger down.

Don't point at me, boy. Hey, hey. Drop it. Hey, put that finger down. Don't point at me, boy. Hey. Hey. Drop it. Hey, don't give me any lip. Don't give me any lip. You want a ticket? Dave's trying to morph this into the soup guy. He's trying to naturally bring the soup guy back.

Stop. Somebody play Dave. Please. Who went last time? I just went, so now it's your turn. You're a big guy. I would love to. Go for it.

I'm going to play this tape. Go ahead. Start. Come on. Play the tape. On strategic tape reserve. Okay. What is this one called?

Emerging Industries of Wuppertal? Waterboarding. Start over. Emerging Industries of Wuppertal. That's the project name. Okay, what's the tape called? Transformation Cues. Transformation Cues. Okay.

On your GGJ Preserve. I believe I was reading a little something about this. Is there like a cult thing going on with this? I don't know, but the tapes are stupid because you can't tell which side is the A side or the B side. That's so stupid. Oh, come on. There's no screw? That's what it looks like. No screw.

There's no little notch or anything. Because you know I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. You know the only time you use those is when the program repeats. Kind of a trick, eh? Yes, exactly. I fooled you. Hand me the cover. I want to see the cover.

I like this label a lot. They have a good vibe. John Powell, are you alive? Yeah. Can you say something to us? No. No, my headphone keeps cutting out. That's all.

You doing the hoo-ah? I like this. I like this cover a lot. This, uh... I don't like the paper. No, I don't think so. It's a Kodak paper, but I like this. Oh, yeah, the glossy.

Yeah. But look how, like, it's so glossy that you can't really get a good, like, crisp. Isn't that neat? Can you count that as a fold? That's really... That was the other one from before. I've been talking about that one. I'm sorry, you laid it up for me, but I just didn't sink it.

I fooled you. All right. Let's get into this. This is the 10th release from strategic tape reserve it's a c30 uh this label by the way i want to just say really quickly i haven't heard too much by them i heard that i forgot the tape that i heard john's or something like that john's yons yons i think yons yons you come back i like uh but they have the best logo out of any

it's a really good logo it's like this big like STR like it's a production company on an old VHS tape and the tracking's a little bit off oh the tracking's definitely way off and it's low budget that's what it looks like I love what he just said this is this is a good tape

even though the spine's upside down but I don't think we talk keep doing that That's what it looks like. I love what he just said. This is a good tape. Even though the spine's upside down. But I don't think we talk. Keep doing that. Can you guys keep going? Keep going. Yes, I know you're ready. Just be quiet for a minute.

Yes, I know you're ready. Just be quiet. Slow down, sir. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. Go! Go! Go! Yes, I know you're ready, just be quiet. Go! Go down! Go! Big golf, sir! Go! Go down! Go! Big golf! Go! Big golf, sir! This new program's incredible. Go! If you call them fingers, I'll call them propellers.

Mike, Mike, Mike, right? We have to play Mike. You ever seen a sliced banana before? Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Did you know I like to play these kind of tricks on people Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike You get the idea? You get the idea?

I pulled you, I pulled you, I pulled you You get the idea? I pulled you, I pulled you, I pulled you You ever seen a slice of my hair before? You get the idea? Who in here? Who in here? You ever seen a sliced banana before? You ever seen a sliced banana before? You know you can do this at home or your house You don't need to know what my house is doing Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, emerging industries of whouppertal. The tape's called Transformation Cues on Strategic Tape Reserve.

Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Yeah! Thank you. I'm Thank you. I'm Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. emerging industry Emerging Industry of Wappertal. That was tight, man. There was some goofball shit going on there. That was like a Starburst commercial. Is that what a Starburst commercial sounds like? Yeah, they did at one point. If you're doing the right drugs,

that was tight. Duh. Everyone knows that. John Pyle. He's got a ton of shit in his beard. He'll take care of that. He'll get in the wash tonight. John Pyle, thanks for coming, by the way.

Yeah, thanks for having me. I always love coming here. What's next for Beyond the Ruins? I don't know. Ooh, it's a mystery. It's a mystery. It's mysterious. He keeps it dank.

It's very mysterious. Like my feet. Them stairs. My feet. All right, John Pyle, what do you got? What's your last tape tonight? Okay, so I got Paraspirit Abysmal Penetrations on Hospital.

Abysmal Penetrations? Yeah. It's on Hospital. It's from like six years ago or so. Oh, yeah? It's another older one, but I just got it. So I want to listen to it. I'm seeing right now that it's $19.99 from Hospital.

Wait, what? That's how much it costs. $19.99 from hospital. I got my cowboy boots on. Wait, what? That's how much it costs, $19.99. No, it doesn't. Yeah? No, it's out of print for them. It's been out of print for years. That's like a dollar per minute. I'm going to buy it right now.

I'm probably going to be going on the internet. That's not how much it was. Can't order. Problems with sight. Problems, probably, that's $19.99. What are you even looking at? The internet. No.

That's not how much it was. Here, just play the tape. Let me see it. I want to look at it. Was that funny? Oh, Jesus Christ. You got some bikini-clad ladies on here? Yeah, what's wrong with that?

Don't shame people for their bodies, Mike. You're a body shamer. Can I borrow this, John? Oh, so that's all it's good for, huh? Now you see a naked person person and it's just your little boucle thing. Alright. Oh, I was just about to get going.

This is Standard Hospital. I like the copy job on this. Yeah, me too. I wish I could be everywhere where people are doing art. Who is this? It's two people from Boston.

I forget who's... That's a good city too. Who they are. One guy runs that label, Razor's Medicine. All right. Let's get into this what is it say it again uh paraspirit i think spirit what's the name of the tape abysmal penetration oh i forgot already didn't that neat hospital productions just play it. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I don't think so. Paraspirit.

Abysmal Penetrations. What was that? Alright, whose turn is it? Strange Radio Waves. It's Dave's turn. Alright, Dave, go. Seriously, just go. No more jokes. No more jokes. Promotional consideration. Paid for by the Hauling.

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WWE 13 comes out on October 30 30th to the Wii, Playstation and Xbox alright go what do you got knock it off what do you got I'm gonna play this this is getting out of hand it's way out of hand

get serious everybody get the sugar out of your system take a deep breath. Everything's going to be cool. This is a serious cassette podcast. That is the most illogical attitude. This is not time for joking.

This is time to get serious. Is everyone ready? Yes, I know you're ready. Just be quiet for a minute. All systems go, Michael. Let's go. Just do it. Just do it. No more joking. Niles Quack Let's go. Just do it. Just do it. No more joking. Niles Quack.

Well, you call them fingers. I'll call them propellers. Who is this? I think his name is... Nils Quack? Nils Quack. Nils? Nils.

N-I-L-S. Oh, Nils Quack. Nils Quack. Quack. Nils Quack. Nils Quack. Nils, what's the... What's...

I've seen that name before. Nils. That's a weird name. Nils Quack. Nils Quack. Nils, what's the... I've seen that name before. Nils, that's a weird name. Nils Quack. Cosmic Winnetou. When did this come out, Dave? This is one from, I think, 2014. 2014. Or 2015.

That was a good year. Yeah. This is one out of the vault. Not good, though. The vault. Oh, Dave's vault's been open a lot lately. Oh, yeah. Yay, girl. This is one out of the vault. A lot of good, though. The vault. Oh, Dave's vault's been open a lot lately. Oh, yeah. Yay, girl.

You've been open in that vault wide open. It's been nice. This came out in 2014. I was over there. It's huge. In an edition of 75 copies. That's a lot. There's something wrong.

I haven't heard much from Nils Quack, but what I have heard has been really good. Do tell. There was a tape on Sick Sick that came out, and I think, like, maybe, like, three or four years ago. No, I don't think so. And I'm excited to hear this. Gotcha.

How do you say the name of this tape, Dave? This isn't... Exactly. Joe, give it to John Pyle and have him read it. What's it say? Why do you give it to john pile and have him read it what's it say why do you give it to me what's it say john pile what's it say because you know i like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people what okay wait till i'm through with you you'll be sorry you said what you said nils Quack.

Cosmic Winnetou? Is that what we're doing? It looks like it's Alf Deutsch. Tip from 2014. No, not really. Just a little bit. That was pretty good. Alright, go. Thanks for listening.

Tabs out. Is that it? No, we have one more. Wait, we have one for listening. Tab's out. Is that it? No, we have one more. Wait, we have one more? All right, never mind. Hang around. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. that was quack that was tight i like that it's just a razz come on it's just a razz come on get with it all right whose turn is it now yours just seems like i was here yesterday

okay wait till i'm through with. You'll be sorry you said what you said. Alright, let's end this up. I want to end this up. The final tape. Get ready. You guys, who likes wordplay? It's a party. Who likes wordplay? I do. I like wordplay. Like puns? Yeah. Who else likes wordplay? I don't like wordplay. Or like crossword puzzles.

One for one not. Like puns. Or scrapple? Like scrapple. I don't like anything clever. Kind of a trick, right? I'm going to play for the final tape. Final machine. A tape called... Oh, I can't see it

through my eyeballs. Loadin and Entertainment Systems. The 13th release on the label. It's a mighty fine label. They put out a lot of good stuff. A lot of stuff that I like. A lot of stuff that I think you should like. Well, you call them fingers.

I'll call them propellers. This came out in addition to 50. I love this silver paper that it's printed on. It's like this white printing on silver paper. But look at the paper. It's like... It's like... There's like a pat printing on silver paper. But look at the paper. I'm not going to put it on. It's like, there's like a, what do you call it?

There's like a patina on the paper. That is so bad. It's nice, right? Get rid of that. Mike. A picture of John Pyle's crotch you have there. That's what it looks like. I don't want to see that again.

This is a tight tape. The label Entertainment Systems just put out a new batch. Share internet. Oh, no. Don't put it viral, Dave. Don't send it to Bing. Don't put it viral. This is a project, I believe, by Roger Olsley from Ohio.

The track we're going to play here is called Signal in the Sedatives. I don't know if I said that this came out in addition to 50. Just seems like I was here yesterday. But will a cap stand? Cap stand. Why do you make me feel like a fool? Don't jump to conclusions. You have to make the hole bigger than that, obviously.

All right. You have to make the hole bigger than that, obviously. Grow up. Would you guys grow up? I've been trying to grow up all night. Thanks to Dwarfcraft Devices. Shut up. Shut up.

This part's serious. This part's fucking serious, man. God, pee-pee humor. I'm tired of the pee-pee humor. Come on. This is our bread and butter. Okay. This is where we get this.

We make the money. This is where mama gets her red sauce. Dwarfcraft devices. Dwarfcraft.com. What's that, like an Italian thing? It's like an Italian, what, Dwarfcraft? Gravy. Is that what you say? You don't say gravy.

I don't say gravy, I say sauce. I don't like when people say gravy. Yeah, I don't like it either. John Pyle, being as pure a person as you are. Episode number 93 John seriously thanks for coming by thanks for having me

thanks for giving me your new tape on you did a good job aesthetic house that uh what label put it out aesthetic house yeah no cut that

bleep that part out bleep it out huh yeah you have to remind me. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Alright, thanks for listening. Final Machine.

Well, you call them fingers, I'll call them propellers. I'm going to go to the next one. so so The The I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. The End Thank you. The End THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thanks for watching!