Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #94 | 10.2.16

Episode Date: October 2, 2016

Howard Stelzer, Sparkling Wide Pressure, Fenkoff, MUKQS, Ten Hyphen Twenty, Nicola Tirabasso, Tralphaz, Row, Sam Goldberg, Khaki Blazer, Forest Management, and Jeff Bridges.

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Hi, my name's Howard Delzer. And the only thing nerdier than a podcast is a podcast that's all about cassette tape. And the only thing nerdier than a podcast about cassette tape is the kind of person who would listen to a podcast about cassette tapes. And that's you. I can feel it coming in the air tonight Oh Lord And now I've been waiting for this moment For all my life Oh Lord Tabs out. Good start, Dave.

High energy start. Yeah, I was trying to pull the wrong fader down. Story of my life. Oh, man. This is not the first time you did that, Dave. To many comical results. We'll spend a second to think about them all. And Tabs Out, Cassette Podcast, episode number...

Tell me out, boys. 95, right? 94. Windows 95. Well, that's it. No, it's not 95. I'm not feeling well tonight, so let's just wrap it up. Oh, what's wrong?

That's it. That's the end of the... You were right, by the way. It's 94. 94. What's wrong with it? Windows 94 was the best Windows. Oh, what's wrong? That's it. That's the end of the... You were right, by the way. It's 94. 94. What's wrong with it? Windows 94 was the best Windows. Oh, man.

With the recycle bag, where it had the trash bag in the corner. It was the garbage bag. It was the recycle bag? If you put too many files in it, it'll start to leak. File juice would come out the bottom. Like one pixel at a time.

Little maggot pixels if you got maggot pixels on a Windows 94 forget about it you'll never get into control panel ever again well that's why they had to take it off the market there was a lot of recalls and the year changed so just to be clear Windows 94 was recalled because

it's recycle bag leaked and caused pixel maggots. Yep. Okay. That'll do it. Hey, man. Too scary. Oh, man. Howard Stelzer, he called up from, he was at a wedding or something like that.

I think he snuck out and made a, I don't think it was his wedding. I think he was attending a wedding. I don't think was like sitting there and he went like it's like a phone call he was uh he was the ordained minister and he had to step out in the middle of the ceremony he was checking facebook and he saw the message when i said can you call me yeah just keep going yeah not nice why wasn't he nice to our listeners why is he why is he what do you call us uh nerds what did he say dweebs listeners? Why is he... What do you call us? Nerds? What did he say?

Dweebs? Dorks. Dorks. Why do you call us dorks? Ian, why do you think he called us dorks? I don't know. I think he would say he's a dork too. Rough words.

Well, we all like tapes. Either way, why don't we start off... I love tapes. Dude, it's what I like. We have a tape player and everything. Why don't we start off with a 2-. It's what I like. We have a tape player and everything. Why don't we start off with a 2-2 double banger from Howard Stelzer.

Two fairly new tapes. Actually, you know what? These tapes can't be much newer. They are at peak newness. I don't know about that. They could be newer. I could make one right now and it would be newer than that, Mike. Just so right now and it would be it would be newer than that mike just just so you know it would have to would it be a howard stelzer tape

mike sorry with that chestnut dave don't do it not this early all right i'm high as a kite mike and i can't deal with that right now okay in is he really gonna do this is he really going to do this? Is he really going to do this? Mike! Come on, man. Mike!

That's enough. You're being a goofball. Enough. You're going to give me the giggles. I'm never going to get out of it. All right? Ah! So this tape came out called Normal Bias.

Put up on the label Blast. B-A-L-L-A-S-T. It's a fairly new label. Started last year. Put out 10 releases. I believe this is their first cassette release. And it's a banger. It's a six new label. Started last year. Put out 10 releases. I believe this is their first cassette release. And it's a banger. It's a six tape box set here.

You got tape A, B, C, D, E. And look at that. F. That's a lot. There's a lot of tapes in here. That's a beauty. There's a lot of tapes in here. That's a beauty.

It is a beauty. It's nice. Let me get a gander. I like the... It comes in one of those tall vinyl boxes how heavy is that dave what do you think you're a good weight man how heavy is it yeah i'd say it's about a pound i said we weigh dave holding it and then we take it away and we wave dave again to try to figure out you sent me as the tear but i think that just came out today i would say i was

in the throes of ordering it when I think you have to the only way to get it is to email the dude which I wish I had his email in front of me I like the transparency on the that's what I was saying that the cover is the transparency and it's nice it's a one time edition there's no digital

of any of this stuff and those are hefty tapes those aren't your C2's those are your C3's I think they're maybe 40s. Isn't that neat? That's a spicy meatball. That's a lot of material. There's over two hours of material in there.

You could soundtrack a movie. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Mike! Come on now. It's an addition of 50. I just got this today, like I was saying.. Now, what tape? I haven't listened.

I just got this today, like I was saying. Which tape should we play? I haven't listened to any of it yet. F. No, I feel like we need to have a game to pick. Let's just do F. Okay, so, and then. And then.

There's more? As if that was not enough we're gonna play another one I hate when I just take a tape out of the deck that was in there and I don't know what it is I'm just

Mike what hand me that hand you what the Howard Seltzer tape oh that's all the way on the bottom yeah there you go then we're gonna play another one

another one called Dawn Songs it's a this was a soundtrack uh commissioned for the uh the bottom. There you go. Then we're going to play another one. Another one. Called Dawn Songs. This was a soundtrack commissioned for the soap, right? Dawn? Yeah. Yeah. This came out on No Rant. That's also a new one. Yeah, a new one.

A brand new one. This one is a bunch of... Apparently, it's a bunch of field recordings and stuff like that. Then he went into an empty parking garage and played the field recording through a loudspeaker in the parking garage and recorded that. That's a lot of work. I like it. I like it. Or various situations similar to that, where he records something and goes a place and plays it on a loudspeaker and plays it, or records it, rather.

He's a teacher of children. Howard Seltzer up in Massachusetts. Oh, yeah? Science or math? I think one of those. I'm guessing. Those are both important. Common core. Don't get me started.

Mike! I'm not going to get into the... Never mind. Let's talk about vaccines. Do tell! All right, so we'll do this we'll go now we'll start this off episode where did we land 94 94 ian lean into that mic man have you even said hello yet yeah hi can you say something to us hello all right well go ahead start let's do this howard seltzer normal bias uh going into Two, two, two strips

of bacon. Here we go. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it. The The The The I'm going to if you can see it, but the The The The The The The Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. The The The The I'm not sure if I can get it to stop. The I'm going to go to the right. The The The The The I'm going to go to the next one. Thank you. I don't know. I'm going to go to the right. so The so Howard Stelzer. A double dose. The normal bias six cassette box. You know what? Six cassette box that I was saying. I was going to look up the name

of the email address where you can order that from and I totally forgot to do it. Will you guys shoot this? Ian, talk about the final on this no rent tape for a little bit. Also, I want to talk about... Where do you start? Talk about that cover, Dave. Yeah yeah go ahead and talk about that uh tape and what's that font you're fine right i well you know i'm a font admirer i couldn't even tell you what this is but um but you like it but i like it you know what i think it's great

you know what i like even more what's that this J card look at this J card look at this beautiful dawn over a meadow it is beautiful look at the inside is that like a computer rendering of a sunset what is that I would say that yeah what's it across three panels the text all along the bottom there. It's like a happy little landscape. You get the idea? All right. Blake Edwards.

His email address is... Oh, I fucking lost it. I was just looking at it. Here it is. Vertonin at earthlink.net. V-E-R-T-O-N-E-N. Mike! David.

Mike! Enough of the sugar boy shit when I'm doing serious work. Earthlink.net. That's an old one. Does anyone have Earthlink addresses anymore? That's going to bounce back. It's like one server in somebody's closet. There's like four addresses on it.

All right. Dota's are killer, though. Ian. Ian. Ianan what do you have ian thanks for coming tonight by the way yeah oh yeah thanks for having me filling in for joe b i feel like in and i feel like joe b hasn't been here and he's been here like once in the past year right yeah what has he been doing? I don't know. What is he doing? That's his business.

That's his business. Ian, what do you got? I'm going to do the new sparkling Y pressure tape on patient sounds. I think that's a very good idea. Yeah. I think you've made a wise decision. This is a great tape. Yes.

Oh, big golf, sir. It is a big golf. I'm assuming Frank Ball, who does this project, did he do the cover art there? That little skull guy? I don't know. Look it up. Do some good work.

It's awesome. The cover is awesome. Hand it to me. Hand it to me. Let a grown man do the work. Come on, son. Listen to this guy. Hand it to me. Hand it to me. Let a grown man do the work. Come on, son. Listen to this guy. Listen to this guy.

Hand it over, son. Grown man. I don't think it says it. Mike! But, Dave, that seriously gets to me. Mike! The artwork's awesome. It's in the...

I'm just going to power throw it. It's the patient sounds template, which is awesome. Yeah, I like the... I like how it looks like paint smudged on the back flap here. Now that you're not doing it, David, bother me. There you go. Because I'm expecting it and it's not coming. This tape is fucking awesome, man.

Hell yeah. He reissued... There's an M. Sage tape, right? Very nice. Mr. Sage, who operates the label. And they reissued that Lee Noble tape from last year. That's killer Lee Noble tape. Yeah, crucial tape. If you don't have that, you should definitely pick that up. I like it.

All right. P.S. Everything's right. P.S. 084. 2016 release. Sparkling white pressure. All right. P.S. Everything's right. P.S. 084. 2016 release. Sparkling white pressure. Answerer on patient sounds.

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No. Cassie? Cassie? Cassie? Cassie? Thank you. um Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Sparkling wide pressure. Answerer. Is that the name of the tape? Answerer?

I think so. It's right over there. That's hard to say. Yeah. Answerer Is that the name of the tape? Answerer? I think so It's right over there That's hard to say Yeah Answerer Really good tape Patient Sounds Yeah man Excellent

I'm gonna say I really like Over the past few years Patient Sounds has been a A top label for me I would agree Very good label Lots of sugar Lots of sugar in those bags

Lots of sugar in those packets. Lots of sugars in those packets, boys. It's nice. All right, Dave, I believe it's your turn now to play a cassette tape. Yes, indeed. I'm going to play this Fankoff. Fankoff. Fankoff. Look at you say to me.

Fankoff, bollocks. Fankoff, bugger. Fankoff, cheerio. Okay, now I get the character. I was a little... I didn't really get it for a little bit there. What is the name of his... Fankoff? Yeah. Is was a little... I didn't really get it for a little bit there. What is the name? Is it Fankoff?

Yeah. Is it two words or one? Yeah, spell it out. Fankoff. F-E-N-K-O-F-F. One word. One word. Fankoff.

Let me say it. Name of the tape is Sleep Dwarms. Sleep Dwarms. I don't know. Okay, I was looking at this earlier. It's on Tingo Tongo, LA label. Everything about this is making me laugh. It's Sleep Dwarms. I think it at this earlier. It's on Tingo Tongo. LA label. Everything about this is making me laugh. It's Sleep Dwarms.

I think it's spelled differently. Multiple different times. Sleep Dwarms. Oh, like the title's on the spine one way, but then on the tape another way? I like that. Yeah, so it's S-L-E-E-W-P space D-I-R-W-M-S. How do you say that?

Sleep Dwarms. Sleep Dwarms. W-P space D-I-R-W-M-S. How do you say that? Sloopdworms. Sloopdworms. Sloopdworms. Give me some echo, Dave. Give me some echo. Come on, man. Sloopdworms. Sloopdworms.

Oh, come on, Mike. You got to back off that mic. Huh? Do I really? Am I hot? You don't know how to use... Am I coming in hot? Listen to how smooth my reverb is.

Let me hear you. Now listen to yours. Hello? It's overloaded. Oh, God. What's wrong with you? You can't do it. Why can't...

Oh. It's in my blood. I just can't do it. No hailing man could ever handle the verb. So I don't know anything really about this project. There's no info on the webs. I've never heard anything else by him project. There's no info on the webs. I've never heard anything else by him before. There's nothing on the Googles?

I love the look of the tape. The tape definitely looks like you'd find this. The tape itself, like the actual cassette, looks like a tape you would find at the thrift store that was like, you know, learn how to hibernate. Live like a bear. And it would look like this.

In this poly case. What is this? David. What is that? Describe that cover, Art Ian. It's not. It's like a bizarro emoji. It looks like

somebody's computer is crashing. Yeah. Uh-oh. They were pixel maggots. Windows 94. Yeah, they were doing... They opened WordPage. Or like a four-year-old got a hold of Paintbrush.

It's called Paintbiscuit. Paintbiscuit. Windows 94 was called Paintbiscuit. And you just... The only tool was a biscuit that you would dip in the paint yep those were the days it was a biscuit that you smeared across and it would run out and they would go over and pick up another biscuit yeah you could only make a piece at a time before the

biscuit crumbled away that's why for a while microsoft had in had those kiosks in the mall where they made biscuits do you remember that the mic Microsoft biscuit kiosk? So you could get more. Matt, you don't remember? You don't remember those? Seriously. I remember. I mean, everyone knows, everyone remembers

the Microsoft biscuit... They put them right across... Biscuit kiosk massacre of 94. Well, that's what happens when you put it right next to a Cinnabon. Never forget. The owners get really angry at each other

for stealing each other's business. There's a big feud between the Microsoft Biscuit people and the Cinnabuns. Huge feud. The battle of the Biscuits and the Buns. Bill Microsoft and Timmy Bun. They had it out.

And through that battle, this tape was born. What was it called again? Fankoff? Alright, Fankoff. I'm not going to try to say everything else. It's on Tingo Tongo, right? Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? Thank you. Thank you. so uh so so

so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Fank off. Yeah, that was tight. Crazy, right? That was really good. The tape is called... Sleep Dwarms. Yeah, you can probably say whatever you want, right? Yeah.

You just got to get... I have bad sleep worms. Do you have sleep worms? No, I don't. I've been on the numidication. You might want to get that checked out. You know what? I've been taking Fankoff.

Have you? Fankoff gets rid of the sleep dwarves. Really? I have to give it a shot. I try, but my sleep dwarves are going crazy. Real squiggly sleep dwarves. We played a tape on Tingo Tongo back in episode 87.

A tape called Unoperator. Oh, I remember that. I was trying to remember what else we played from it, but I'm glad you told me. Oh, here we go. Hold on. I got it. There it is. I think that's it. Unoperator? I got it. There it is.

I think that's it. On operator? I remember this. You know what I'm doing right now? I thought we would just listen to another episode. The Library of Babel. You just want to listen to another episode instead of doing this one? I don't know if I can handle this. It's going pretty far down the rabbit hole.

Dave, you pull one up too. I wish I could. What's confusing about the show? You can't make out pretty far down the rabbit hole. This is so confusing. Dave, you pull one up too. I wish I could. I don't, like, what's confusing about this show? You can't make out. Blue tapes and X-Ray records, secular drones and spirits. I can't do it anymore.

Where'd Joe B. come from? Joe B. is here? And this Joe B. That was tight, though. What do you do now that you don't have his vest here to put on and talk to? I make do.

I have the scent. His scent lingers. What was I going to say? Oh, we had a lot to say about that tape. All positive. Nothing you'd want to repeat, though. And then Dave's computer crashed, saving us from his. Let's not get back into it.

All right. So now is it my turn? Do I get to pick a tape? Yeah. I can do that. Oh, you know what, Ian? Oh, yeah, yeah. Look, look at me now.

I'm looking. Roger. Okay. Let's do another double dose. We started off with the double dose of Howard Stelzer. Correct? Yeah. Is that how you recall it?

Yeah. Let's do a double dose of tapes on Binary. Do you want to do that? Ooh, B Yeah. Let's do a double dose of tapes on finery. Do you want to do that? Finery. Let's do it. I'll go first. I want to play the... How do you say it?

How do you say Max Allison from Good Will Smith? His solo project. I say mocks. I don't think that's right. I feel like I was mocked for saying it that way. Well, how are you supposed to say it? Well, that's what I'm trying to get to the bottom of. That's my white whale, Ian.

Mike! Don't you dare. Come on. Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike!

Mike! Seriously, don't do this. Mike! Mike Mike Mike It is Isn't that neat M-U-K-Q-S It's like I said It's Max from Goodwill Smith

Also runs Hasu Mountain with Mr. Dougie Doug This was recorded in last year, 2015. It's... Were you just waiting for any number? For me to say, I could have said any number. Dave, your sugar levels

are through the roof. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike.

Mike. Mike. What'd I do? This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. Come on. So anyway, this is a split with DJ WWW. Hold on. DJ WWW.

We played a tape by DJ WWW on Orange Milk, I believe. Yes. And I love... This is some of my favorite cover art. What is this called, Dave? I know when you were a kid and you had your AOL hell on your desktop. I would go bomb some chat rooms. You would bomb some chat rooms back on Windows 94.

Make some dirty pictures. You'd do this. What is that called? Like a text scroll? What is that? It's like ashy art. A-S-C-I-I-R-T. Ashy. Right? Yeah, it's that. It's like when you take all the dots and the commas and you make a picture.

Yeah, like Homer Simpson. Yeah, like Bart Simpson with his penises out. Yeah, or a lady doing something dirty. It's surprising how similar they all are. This was, like I said, finery number, what did I say, 75? Something like that. And play something. I'm going to play the first track.

That shell color is... Oh, the shell color is bombing. Get out of here. Now, you see, it's like this hyper red. This very, very rich red. But the gold lettering on there, you'll notice. That's my doing. This was an unlabeled tape.

And I deemed that insufficient. So I labeled the hell out of it. Even though you're not going to get many tapes that color. And it goes with that pink Noroco. Look at that. I could see that on the cover of a Macy's catalog. Don't start again.

I'm in a zone where I don't want you to mess with me, Dave. And then Ian, you have one from Finder as well, right? Come on, man. Come on. He's on that sugar again. What do you got, Dan? You're not even near your computer. How are you doing it?

Do you have a remote? Do you have one of those Amazon things where you push the button and it orders you one? I'm going to do another one on Finery. This is from 10-20. This is, I think, Osuary Gardens. I'm not sure how to say that. Osuary? Osuary?

Osuary Gardens. I'm not sure either. This is... This is finery 71. Sometimes it's spelled out 10-20. Sometimes. I don't think any number is safe. I can't do numbers for the rest of the night.

Here we go. And sometimes. Sometimes it's the actual numbers. Well, see you later. I don't know much. I don't know anything about this project. I think they have an active MySpace page. Seems like a lunatic would do that.

Do you think this person has murdered someone, Ian? Ian, you look like someone who has murdered someone. Dave, look at his hands. I can't wait to see this. They're the hands of a murderer. I don't want to accuse anybody. Do tell. Who knows?

They might be a murderer. They're probably not a murderer. Seems like if you have an active MySpace account in 2016, you are a lunatic who has murdered someone. Mike! Stop it. Mike! This came out in a batch last month, right?

Two months ago or three months ago. Yeah, I think I picked it up through Mailbag last time I was here, just a few episodes back. Yes, yes, you did. I remember that well. This is a great tape. This is an edition of 60 that Muck Split. I don't know what the Muck Split is an edition of,. That muck split. I don't know what the muck split is an addition of.

But let's get into that. Let's get into the muck split. Now I'm saying muck split. I'm not sure if that's what it is. Get into that first. Then go into the 10-20. Both on finery. You ready to do it, Dave?

Let's do it. Are you alive? I'm alive. Dave. Well, do it. Are you alive? I'm alive. Dave? Well, go ahead. Start. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so uh so so Thank you. so so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Mucks split with DJ www. End.

10-20. What's the name of that tape, Ian? Come on, man. I swear, Gardens. Both on Finery. Killer fucking tapes. Moment. For real.

I thought that was Joe's sound clip. Moment. That Mucks tape, or that track specifically, is I feel like when a four-year-old envisions dancing at their wedding, that's the song that they hear. It's so good, man. I can't. It's so good.

It's got so much sugar in it. It's jam-packed with sugar. It's bursting at the seams with sugar. It's like snowflakes made of gum. Yeah, that sounds about right. Or like if you're a person that there's like a snow globe that like...

Is that what you call the snow globe? You're trapped inside. There's a little village. You're drowning. But the village has like castles and stuff like that. And you're like in a little cabin and you're stuck in there but you are living it.

You're living like the stillness of everything. It's that. That's a good track. And then what was the the thing 10-20 that was a fucking sick tape too man finer is a is a intense label pumps them out pumps them out they really and they're uh i hear they're changing things up a little bit yeah right yeah they're they're already planning out the whole year yeah tell me Tell me about it. Well, I'm not exactly sure. Exactly.

Do it live! Fuck it! Do it live! Do it live! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Mike! Don't do that.

You guys are going to battle. Mike! Dave, it's back to you now. Mike! I'm going to play this tape that came out on Fuck it! Entertainment Systems.

I like this label. Yeah, this is a tape by Nicola Tirobasso. It's called Sounds from the Cosmic Silence. Apparently, it's an immersive space. I don't like that one. It's not nice. Be nice. You want me to set this up for you a little bit?

Mike, give me a little bit of bedding music. You want me to give you bedding music? Yeah, give me something good while I get my reverb right. Give me some nice bedding music. Let me see what I got. I'm going to see if I can guess your... I'm going to try to guess your mood right now, what you're going for, okay? Green. Nicola Turbaso.

Sounds from the cosmic silence. This is an immersive space odyssey using only sound coming from electronic vibrations of planets, moons, rings, electronic fields, planetary magnetosphere, trapped audio waves bouncing between the planet and the inner surface of its atmosphere. As captured by NASA. And it's got this really nice aeronautics and space administration logo on the inside of the J card here.

Really pretty. and space administration logo on the inside of the J card here really pretty I guess you're alright not going to join in I'm starting to feel this starting to feel warm. My dang is starting to get sickly. You guys got any oil? All right, enough of your sugar boy nonsense. What do you got here? What are you playing? What are we doing?

Nicola Trabasso. Silence from the Cosmic Silence. Entertainment Systems, correct? Entertainment Systems. Fine label. Hand that over to me. Fine tape. Beautiful tape. Gorgeous artwork. I'll be the judge of that, sir. Pull the inside out.

That's what your mom said. That's disgusting. You don't know what we were making the bed Dave Be nice I was helping her do her chores Because she's elderly Whoa this is nice looking I like this This is like the stamp inside

A book that won Like a Adult sci-fi award They would give it like the Stamp The Bradford stamp of adult sci-fi But that's an actual logo isn't it Adult Sci-Fi Award. They would give it the stamp. The Bradford stamp of Adult Sci-Fi. But that's an actual logo, isn't it?

What is it? It's a good... This is nice. What do you want from me, Dave? Let's play some games. Alright. Ian, talk some games. Alright. Ian, talk that in. How long is this one?

How long is it? Yeah. How wide is it? How long is it? How much is away? 69 minutes. Oh, big gulfs, huh? Gotcha. Let's get into it. You just thought it was coming, and it wasn't. Well, go ahead. Start. All right. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. The The The The The so Thank you. Nicola Terabasso.

What was the name of that tape? Sounds from the Cosmic Silence. What did we play from Entertainment Systems like an episode ago? A little Tabs Out trivia. Write us with your answer like an episode ago. A little tabs out trivia. Right as with your answer. An episode ago? Yeah, like last episode or something.

We played something on Entertainment Systems. I know what you meant by an episode. I don't know if you completely understood what I was talking about, Dave. You look a little out of it, if you know what I mean. Son of a... All right. Whose turn is it? My turn?

Oh, I know what I'm gonna play do tell i'm gonna play this um tape by my it really trips me up because because i was it was that one there's a different one in the mix, huh? You got multiple ones? Mike. Because sometimes I think it's going to come, so when it doesn't come, it trips me up. And then I catch my footing, and then it comes. All right, dropping tapes.

Trowel fast. Trowel fast. If I give it to Ian and he does it There's something wrong Something's going on Tape is called Vortex On rat skin Dave you have to wear rat skin condoms right Because you're allergic to all the other kinds

I heard that about you Rat skin Yeah you wear rat skin condoms You're allergic to every other kind of condom right Rat skin I like that Do you like that Rat skins? Yeah, you wear rat skin condoms. You're allergic to every other kind of condom, right? Rat skins. I like that. Do you like that?

Oh, yeah. I love rat skins. He loves it. It's like not wearing anything. Is that the tagline or is it eat fresh? Yeah, it's not really a condom. You just kind of rub rat skin on your dangus. Ah! Oh, my goodness gracious.

It kills the babies. It ports all the babies. All in the area. That's a good deal for everybody. This is a C20 came out in addition of 75. Excuse me, 75. Project of David Lim from

California, the Windy City. The biggest apple there is. It's a two-sided... Mike, we know that's not true. Kind of a trick, right? California, the Windy City, the biggest apple there is. Mike, we know that's not true. Okay. That's Dave, you know. Kind of a trick, right? I'm just messing around with you, Dave.

Kind of a trick, right? All right. This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. I'm Weasley like that. Mike! This is... I'll tell you the artwork here of a very minimal, kind of like, it looks like a horror movie VHS.

Too scary. Way too scary. Dave. Somebody put hands on Dave. Let him know it's going to be okay. Is that the rings? That's the rings, yeah. Have you seen that one?

Yeah. When they call you up, they go, this is the rings. Dave, give me some echo. I'll paint a picture for you. Turn off the lights. Can you turn off the lights?

I don't need the lights off. Just imagine you're sitting at home. And you're maybe... Mike! Mike! And then you go, Mike! He's calling me.

Mike! Hello? Mike! This is the ring. I'm gonna kill you soon. The set. And you're like, what? Okay, turn the lights back on.

Edit all that out. This is too scary. Good bit, Mike. Thanks. Turn the lights back on. Isn't that neat? That went way further than I need to go go i forgot even what we're doing that's stupid that was pretty stupid what tape are we playing trough ass

gotcha on rat skin records here we go on Ratskin Records. Here we go. I'm out. so Thank you. so Thank you. All right. so Let's go. I'm going to go ahead and do it. Thank you. so Thank you. Whoa, Mike. Trophaz Vortex cassette. Too scary. Way too scary. That is a very, very, very intense tape. Too scary.

Extremely. Too scary. Yeah, that tape is fucking intense, man. I'm looking right now at radskin.org slash releases slash rsr054.html I can clearly see

that you can order that tape right now. It's evident. It's never been... Dave, you gotta believe me. You gotta believe me that I'm looking. Ian, you gotta believe me that I'm looking right, you got to believe me. I believe you. You got to believe me that I'm looking. Ian, you got to believe me that I'm looking right at it. You know what?

I believe you. Fellas, I'm telling the truth here. I'm looking right at it. You can order it. All right? Ian, what do you got? What tape are you going to play? Well, go ahead.

Start. What do you got? Can you say something to us? Can you say something to us? Can you say something to us? Can you say something to us? Can you say something to us? Kind of a trick, right? I'm going to do a newish one. Let's see if I can guess it.

I'm going to do a newish one from Power Moves Library. All right, go. This is Ro, a duo of Kevin and Cheryl, who run the label. Kevin and his brother run the label. Kevin and his brother Pat were in town not too long ago. Played a show at the Bike Project. That's true. Twins, right?

I think so. Are they? Weren't they? They're related. We're all related people in some way or another. It's a twin. Have you ever seen the movie Twins? Bugs, Birds. Dave's always twin, basically. I mean, we're all related. Have you ever seen the movie Twins? Bugs, birds. Bugs, birds. Dave's always talking about his Bugs, Birds theory.

Yeah. And Da Vinci's number. Yeah, if you put the spiral on a bug bird. Yeah. Everything lines up, basically. You know, we're all the same, is basically what I'm trying to say. If you put the Da Vinci number into the computer, you'll get a lot about the bugs, the birds.

But then you've got to worry there's jelly beans. You've got to worry about that. Yeah. I mean, what are you going to do? You're going to come upon that and not worry about it? Like, it's not an issue? You're talking about jam? Preserves.

Yeah. You know, blackberry, raspberry, blueberry. I'm into canning, though. Peach. I think I'll be okay. As long as you do it tight. Air tight. Yeah, you've got to do it air tight.

Because if you don't do it air tight, your goods are going to be ruined. And then who's going to get the mail? Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? All right, Ro, what's going on now? This one is called Live Den. Not Live Now. No. Live Den.

Good one, Mike. I hope no one out there has a nut allergy. This is a... What's with this label? You can't buy the tapes, right? They just send them to you? But I think... Do tell!

Yeah, they do pretty small batches. I think if you cover shipping... This one's an addition of $25. Maybe throw a few extra bucks in there. But yeah, very, very cheap. Get in touch with Kevin, probably, who runs it and sends tapes out. But you got to be quick because, you know,

they release whenever they feel like it. Kind of a trick right yeah this was this is uh the ninth release right on the label and library since power move labels or power moves label this is power moves library this isn't another thing well let me see that this is a little like silkscreen right? Are they all like that on this label? Yeah, the library one have all been no Norelcos, just the, I don't know what you would call this if it has a name or something. It's like a little white envelope,

and then they do some painting on the front, and I think for... You're everything! Don't cue him up, David. Come on. Get the sugar out of your system before the show, boy. You're everything. Don't cue him up, David. Come on. Get the sugar out of your system before the show, boy. You're everything. Come on.

I think they do different inserts for every tape. Not just... Like across... It looks like they might be like a magazine page that's been like typed on with a little typewriter. I've done some work myself. Down here. Dave, you have a serious problem. You have an issue.

Alright, so we're going to play something from this. We're going to play something from this Rotape. Yeah. Live Den. Power Moves Library. Live Den? Alright, here it is Thank you. so so so I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. God bless you. What's making that sound, by the way? Row.

That was fucking tight. Like you would do twice to your boat on Power Moves Library. That was fucking tight, man. Live den. Live den. I don't believe you can get it at the moment, but maybe if you get in contact with some... If you pray real hard. If you want it enough.

You just pray for it. You just pray for it. You put those little hands together, and you just... Well, you call them fingers. I'll call them propellers. And you fly up to the Lord, and you ask for it. And I bet you'll get a tape check under your pillow.

There'll be one there tomorrow. That was fucking tight. What I was going to say was... I know how the Lords work. What I was going to say was maybe you get in touch with them and you find out there's another road tape coming out.

That's very possible. You see what I'm saying here? This is like a mystery. It's like an unraveling mystery. It's like lost. You never know. You never know. I get it.

Dave, what do you got? Very, very good work. I'm very, verying mystery. It's like lost. You never know. I get it. You never know. I get it. Dave, what do you got? Very, very good work. I'm very, very, very smart. I'm one of the smartest people I know. Very smart. Not strong. I'm going to see if I can guess it. I'm so smart.

Not very strong, though. I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. I'm going to play. Well, Mike, how about you and I play some stuff together? Another double banger. Another double banger. This might be a record. Dave, I have a question.

A record? We're not going to play a tape? A tabs out record. I have a question. Have you retired the two strips of bacon sound clip? Yeah, I'm not feeling it right now. You haven't played it in quite some time. Yeah, I'm not feeling it.

That used to be a staple of the program. It used to be a staple. Something I personally look forward to. Mike, if you love something, sometimes you got to let it go. I let some butterflies loose today. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Where'd you get them from?

My kid brought them home from school. Oh. There's still one cocoon that's ready to pop. I think it might be a stillborn, though. I don't think anything's happened on that one. Some worms got out of my worm nest today. Oh, but your worms got out again, Dave? I didn't want them there.

I didn't want that electric worm fence. It's like real tiny. I should have taken your advice because I turned my back for two minutes and they were gone. You hook it up to a 9-volt battery. It's not a big deal. You keep your worms wrangled. I made a little marshmallow school for them and everything. A marshmallow school?

Yeah, a school made out of marshmallows so they could go to work. Oh, it's not a school they go to to learn about marshmallows? No, no, no. It's made out of marshmallows. They can go in there. They also learn about marshmallows there. They learn about worm history and stuff. Yeah, according to you. Mike,

don't tell me. I know how the Lord works. They get their worm books from Texas. I know how the Lord works. Alright, I'm going to play the Sam Goldberg tape. A double banger we're doing. That's a signal of a double banger. Mike, you're going to be playing what? Tape.

Khaki Blazer tape, right? I like the title of the Sam Goldberg tape. Where is it? Good title. What's the title, Dave? Spit it out. Kiss Me While I Excuse the Sky. Oh, yeah.

Like James Hendrick. Oh, yeah. I love James Hendrick. Oh, when he played... Purple Rain? When he played... Oh, man. And when the guitar was on fire.

Take me down to the paradise city. That's a good one. And then I'm going to play the khaki blazer tape that this label Unifactor. They just put out three tapes. Joe B has the other one, so we can't play all three. What a shame. Jeez. That really pisses Dave off.

Dave, you look angry. Yeah. Well, I'm still thinking about my worms. Is it anger or sadness you're feeling? A little bit of both. I feel a little bit of resentment. Let me ask you this. Do you feel any guilt?

Do you feel betrayed? No, I don't feel guilty. I went out of my way. I built the school for him. I had the little marshmallow school. Yeah, you were talking about it earlier. I made little pepper jack beds for him. Can you describe in moderate detail the

pepper jack beds? Yeah, well, I put a little slice of pepper jack cheese on the matchbook. And then for the pillows, I just used like inside the match, like the matchbooks, And then for the pillows, I just use... Like inside the match... Like the matchbook's where you pull the thing out? No, it's just so that the bed... You don't want the mattress on the floor, Mike.

You got to put it on top of something. You put it on the matchbox. And then the cheese is... That's the mattress. And then I've got little cotton ball swabs for pillows for them so they can put their little worm heads. And I got them on both ends

because I don't... I'm not entirely sure if worms just have one head or. And I got them on both ends. I'm not entirely sure if worms just have one head or two. So, put them on both ends. I think they have one, but it's right in the middle of the worm. Fuck. You think that might be why they got out. They were a little bit upset that they didn't have anywhere to rest their head.

I'll work on it. I'll work on it later. Gelatinous Ground is the name of the tape by Kaki Blazer. The artwork on these tapes. We mentioned it because these came in the mail last episode. We didn't play anything on the label yet, but we were talking about the

artwork. Is yours like this weird bird collage thing going on? Yeah. I don't like birds, by the way. Why don't you like birds? Let me guess why, Dave. Too scary. I don't like anything with a feather. Let me guess why you don't like birds. I love birds.

Too scary. Because they eat worms. Absolutely. Is that why? Absolutely. You think the birds ate your worms? No, I don't think so. I still feel like they were mad at me for some reason.

The birds are the worms. I'm really off track now. Let's stop everything we're doing. Let's stop everything we're doing. Let's stop everything we're doing. I'm being totally serious. We need... I think we should all have a hard restart and just play these tapes.

I agree. Sam Goldberg taping these guys. Can I say one thing about the Unifactor tapes that I really, really like? This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. I like that I don't feel inclined to throw this download code away because it's so pretty.

And it's bigger than a regular download code piece of paper. It's almost the size of the inside. It bugs me that it's not the exact same size. I like that it's a little bit smaller. No, that bothers me. I like it. Now I want to throw yours away. I like it.

Now I want to throw both of them away. Did you steal my worms? Again with this? An hour before the show, he was asking me if I stole his worms. I don't feel like I talked about it that much. You've got to believe me. I didn't steal your worms. All right, do you believe me, Dave? If you say it's truth, Mike, then I believe it must be truth.

Because you know I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. Okay. I don't know how far off the rails we are, but let's play the same Goldberg and Khaki Blazer tapes right now, okay? Don't do any Sugar Boy nonsense. Just play the tapes. I'm going to go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm not sure what I'm doing here. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END Bye. Thank you. Sam Goldberg, Kaki Blazer, two strips of bacon. I believe there. And then the other tape. Sam Goldberg, Khaki Blazer, Two Strips of Bacon

from Unifactor. And I believe there, and then the other tape. There it is. Thank you so much. That makes me feel, you don't imagine Mike, if you pray,

what that means to me. I have been praying for it. I've been saying so many Hail Marys and I knew eventually one of them would come to truth and in the form

of the Two Strips of Bacon. Bending Spirit tape is the third tape they put out on this label, Unifactor, from Cleveland, Ohio. That I want to make the call now. That's going to be a sweet label. It's going to be a good label for a long time. It's going to make me very happy. Yes.

And don't let me down. Because this is a fine start. A very fine start. No pressure or anything. let me down because this is a fine start a very fine start no pressure this is like a uh like a jordan pippen who who's the third who's the third guy that not no not dead left sure he was on the sonics who's the third bull that would be there curly curly tony kukoc no was he on the bulls he. He wasn't part of the track. Horace Grant was.

He had the glasses, right? Uh-huh. Is there a Bill? Someone named Bill? Probably. It's a good label. Jordan, Pippen, and Bill. Bob Bill.

Come on now. Unifactor tapes. Sam Goldberg. Kaki Blaser. All right. Ian. Ian. Yeah. Would you like to play a tape?

You know, I pulled this one straight from the mailbag. Mike! Not that long ago. When I first got here. Why are you doing it to him? It was to you. That's what you get, you asshole. I've been praying for it.

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I've been praying for you. I've been praying for you. I've been praying for you. Thank you, God. Thank you, Jesus Christ. Baby, baby, Jesus Christ. I wasn't so upset about my worms. Thank you so much for hurting Dave.

Thank you. Thank you for making truth and doing a hurting Dave. Thank you. Just everybody. Jesus. Jesus. Thank you. Thank you for letting me seal Dave's worms.

Everybody be nice. You stole my worms? That was a no. What do you got, Ian? Ian, did he just say that? Don't lie. You can't lie. I didn't hear it.

Ian, look at me. Look at me. Look at my mad face. Don't put me in between you guys. I hate when you fight. Dave, I already told you. I didn't, I don't know anything about your worms. All right?

All right. I'm going to play this new, brand new forest management tape. I just pulled it out of the mailbag. This is on White Reeves Productions. It's called

Shifting. Pittsburgh label. I think so. Excellent label. Just put out, I grabbed the other two tapes. Put out a batch of three, I believe.

Tight. I wish I could reach the other ones, but they're just out of reach. Give me what you got here. Who is forest management? I know I have a tape on Mistake by the Lake, I believe. Yeah. I don't know who he is.

I have one tape from him. Ooh, this artwork. Ooh, Jesus. This is beautiful. Jesus, this gives me... Look at this, Dave. It'll give you the heebie jeebies flip it around

look at it it's pretty right very nice tell us all about it Dave I'm not good at describing artwork you get the idea it's nice it's beautiful it's very very beautiful go online and look it up and look at it with us and just admire it with us

you know you can do this at home yourself. You don't need to come over to my house to do it. Exactly. Take a look at that sticker on the shelf there. Isn't that neat? You have to make the hole bigger than that, obviously. My throat is thrashed, man. You guys are going to have to take it from here.

I think Dave summed it up pretty well. Hand it over. If you want to check out more, go to their website or band camp or something. They probably got one of those. I like how White Reeves Productions their tapes have like, you know, they use the same font on the side.

And then the front always has like the square image on the top. It's very like, you know, it's like a bizarro NNA. Alright. You ready to get into this? Forest Management?

Sure. Hold on, I'm getting another call. Sure. Hello? It rings again. Hello? Where are they? Forest Management, Shifting Tape on White Reef Productions. Thank you. The I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. The The The so Thank you. Forest Management.

That was tight. Yes. I'm going to say that when I look at that cover, that's what I imagine it would sound like. Yep. You hit a home run kid excellent mood forest management i'm looking on discogs.com it's this website on the internet you know where facebook lives one of their neighbors is discogs and they got all this

kind of stuff on there with musics and uh forest management has put out a good amount of stuff on a lot of labels i know i'm have just slipped by me, I suppose. I didn't realize there was that much stuff out. The project of John Daniels, the fellow's name. Right on. Not much more information. But that was tight. Are we ready to bring her on out?

Close it out. Are we ready for that, Dave? Yeah. I'm looking around for this tape oh here it is okay so you guys remember last year right it was a crazy year which year was that 2015 geez right with the. Wait, what years are we in now? 2016. Yeah, 2015. With Obama. Mm-hmm. All that stuff. Yeah.

ISIS. Mm-hmm. You remember 2015. Giuliani. Up to his old chestnuts. A tape came out. There was a lot of talk about it when it was coming out, because it was a pretty interesting thing by um a fellow by the name of uh jeff bridges the dude the dude the actor the hollywood actor dave oh yeah he was putting

out a tape called sleeping tapes it was like his uh dave quit fiddling with those knobs i'm pretty sure i saw one of my worms dave your worms aren't here this was an album this is funny because it's like him like you know like supposedly like recording himself like walking around and talking and stuff like that then there's like ambient music on top of it right i gotta say there's been a lot of talk about like top ambient uh records and stuff and listen stuff and you know this doesn't make it this is number one right here my my friend. Jeff Bridges hit a home run, kid. It's a good one. This is the one. It's really good.

This is actually really fucking good. It is really good. Is this the first ambient album of his? I believe so. Wow. Yes. Way to go. It was released by Squarespace as part of a Super Bowl promotion. But I think all the money went to a charity charity all the money that was sold went to a charity but the cover I got the dude's name here Lou Beach did the cover there's like the

LP version there's a special LP version that's die-cut this there's a picture of a fellow on here sepia toned picture of a fellow with a bunch of eyes all over him. Very scary. And on the LP version, when you take the inside cover out, the eyes go from open to closed. This one does not do that, but it still looks pretty tight.

Am I right? Yeah, looks great. There's a track on here where he's like, he's taking the listener on like a hike through the woods, and they're talking about everything they see and the things that they hear and then he said, I think I've seen some crows.

We can act like crows. No, that's okay. Because in that experience, the person he was with didn't want to act like a crow. But I'm going to play the track that comes after that. I think we just need to put it on. And you know what? It's called Sleeping Tapes.

So lay down, everyone, no matter where you are, if you're at work, if you're riding in the car, if you're driving, you should be if you're at church. If you're doing surgery. If you're doing hair marys, if you're doing surgery, if you're playing tennis. No matter what, basically,

is what we're saying. If you're in the pool. If you're in somebody else's pool. If you're at my aunt's house. And if you don't want to do that, you can is what we're saying. If you're in the pool. If you're in the pool. If you're in somebody else's pool. If you're at my aunt's house. And if you don't want to do that, you can help me find my worms. If you're walking your dog. I took Dave Forbes. What'd you say? Nothing.

If you're Christmas shopping. If you're a mall Santa, I want you to lay down. Lay down on the floor right now. Lay down on the floor right now. No matter where you are. No matter who you are or what you're doing. All right, Mike. If you're driving an ambulance, I want you to lay down on the floor right now. No matter where you are, no matter who you are or what you're doing. If you're driving an ambulance, I want you to lay down on the floor right now.

And we're going to take this out with Jeff Bridges from Sleeping Tapes. Thanks to Dwarfcraft Devices for sponsoring the episode. Go to dwarfcraft.com and get into the sugar with a 10% off code SUGARBOYS. Use that at checkout.

Thanks to Howard Stelzer for doing the intro. Thanks, Ian, for coming and podcasting. Yeah, thanks, Ian, for coming over, man. Thanks to you guys. Can you say something to us? Hello. So, man, a few words. He's had a gun out all night.

What's with that, Ian? Why are you holding the gun to Dave all night? You know. Have you kidnapped Dave? Dave, give me a... I'm out here looking for this worm. Wait. Wait, did you...

Is he a worm bounty hunter? He's looking for the thief for me. I stole Dave's worms. Go to istoleDaveworms.com to find out where Dave's worms are. Jeff Bridges sleeping tapes on Squarespace goodnight

now as a way to put you in a good mood before you go to bed I'd like to give you some affirmations so just sit back and close your eyes. You are a good person. You are worth all the good things that happened in your life.

You are intelligent. I like your haircut. You belong. And are accepted. You matter to many people. You have strong hands, capable of woodworking. You have worth. You are a positive addition to this world. You smell nice. You order well at restaurants. Even if you think you can't swim, you probably can. You have excellent insights about popular movies.

You have many talents. You are very good at guessing when a traffic light will turn green. Everyone at work has nice things to say about you. When a birthday happens at work, your co-workers sing at a lower volume just to hear your voice sing happy birthday. You are a creative and inquisitive person. At work, the night cleaning crew remarks how clean your desk is. You have a strong grasp of the political landscape.

You are wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful. Filled with wonder. Wonder. Filled with wonder. There's something I'd like to do when we have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink.

I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink.

I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to have a drink. I'd like to do when I'm having trouble getting to sleep is I close my eyes. And then I look with my eyes closed. And I see what I see. Now, my eyes are closed now. And it's...

Well, the color's not black, it's kind of a... maybe a burnt orange kind of thing going on. And, uh... Oh, there's some kind of darkness on the right side. And what I'm doing is I'm just looking, and I'm seeing what I'm seeing, telling myself what I'm seeing. And then I'm wondering, is that actually something

that my eye, a function of my eye? Or is that a function of my mind? Am I imagining the things I see? And I keep looking. I see, kind of like a white, you'd call it dust exactly, kind of like a, did the middle, kind of almost like a... Oh, now they're geometric shapes. Sort of dark bubbles.

I'm thinking it's like one of those pictures you see of the universe, you know, the Hubble telescope things. It's like a little star.