Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #95 | 10.23.16

Episode Date: October 23, 2016

Shredderghost, Network Glass, EATQS, ȡoƞƞie Fɾedeɾicʞs, Oneida, Stress Orphan, Goat, Anthony Janas, Belarisk, MrDougDoug, Bodega System, Twilight of the Century, DRNTTCKS, Philipp Bückle, Gora Sou, Yibbon, and Zomes.

This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Dwarfcraft Devices Dwarfcraft Devices You bleep it, we sweep it You bleep it, we sweep it That's good Yeah Joe B. up top

I don't think that's going to stick Dwarfcraft Devices out of Is it Euclair, Wisconsin? Is that how you say that? What did you say that? Would you call me? What did you say to Dave? Company making some

nasty effects pedals and Eurorack modules. What did we listen to here in the background? Who's playing this? This is some stuff that was recorded with the YIP Eurorack module. Tell me about the YIP.

It's a gate burst. Three gate bursts. Get away from the gate. Four LFOs. One is the clock. Right. And then it triggers three other LFOs. Each one triggers the next.

Okay. Yeah. But I like it because you can do an external clock. Right. So I like to do a channel from pressure points Oh there you go Then I can trigger three LFOs that are off on different things Oh yeah yeah yeah And then I have those trigger some envelopes

Joby tell us about the happiness A new one It's like a filter pedal Three filter right Three mode filter Three mode filter. It's pretty cool. Three mode filter?

Yeah. It's got high pass, band pass, and low pass. Can the pedal be integrated? It can totally be integrated. I'm just spitballing here, but can it be integrated with anything? What was their first pedal to do that? I asked the guy. I looked at him. I was like, can you integrate that with anything?

What did you say? What was the first? The Twin Stag, was that their first pedal to do that? To have CV ins and outs? I think so. I think so. I believe so. Which is a pretty cool feature.

Yeah. It's really cool. I'll tell you that. I like that a lot. And I like the enclosures at the, specifically the size of the, I don't know why. Yeah. You got something. It's the right size for me.

And they're very heavy. They're like. I like it because I put it on top of my modular case like this. Oh, yeah. You could throw it down a flight of stairs, too. Try it. Try it. I don't want to break mine.

Try it. If it breaks, you'll get your money back. Let me pull up their warranty real quick here at dwarfgrab.com. It says throw it down the stairs? No worries. Proper power supplies. Kills this pedal. Read the instructions.

Let me look for stairs. No. Nothing? Stairs is not mentioned. Throw it down the instructions. Let me look for stairs. No. Nothing? Stairs is not mentioned. Throw it down the stairs. They'll give you your money back if you break. If you buy anything from dwarfcraft.com, and actually, it's very specific stairs. It's the stairs inside the Statue of Liberty. If you buy something from dwarfcraft.com.

Those are bigger than regular stairs. The happiness. Because it was French. The French use a different system. You figured they'd be smaller. No, they big because they and they smoking their cigarettes yeah they no they actually know what all the mimes that they're crowding them so they have to be huge right yep they're just weird stairs like one will be really short and then the next one will be huge and then the next and i think they're the stairs from the last scene in nightmare on elm street when like everyone has like pudding pudding that she steps into.

I've never seen that movie. What are we talking about now? Dwarfcraft? Dwarfcraft.com. Go to Dwarfcraft.com. Throw any of their pedals down the stairs of the Statue of Liberty. And it's free. It's free.

Just do that and you get it for free. If you give us a video, we'll reimburse you. I'll pay for that. I'm thinking you could just ship it there. Go visit the Statue of Liberty mail carrier. I bet an Uber driver would do it for a little bit more money. Do you think the Statue of Liberty reads her own mail or somebody else does it for her because she's busy?

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Unless you go to the Statue of Liberty. Dwarfcraft.com. Check them out on the internet. Dwarfcraft.com. You bleep, they sweep. ...... I have eyes. I have eyes. I'm listening to the top sound. And I'll say, you're listening to the top sound.

I have eyes. I have eyes. I have eyes. I have eyes. I have eyes. I have eyes. You're listening to Tops Out. You're listening to Tops Out.

Too scary. Too scary. Too scary. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Hey, we'll end through with you. You'll be sorry you said what you said.

And they love their daddy. Tab's out. I'm back. I'm back, baby. Episode number 95. 95? Did you miss me? Like the interstate.

Oh, that's the best one. Dave, I can't hear me in the headphones. Oh, now I can. I can't hear shit. The best. How's that working for you, boys? V-backs? I don't recommend it. It's been a...

I-95? What was our... Hold on. I'm trying to get... I'm trying to start up... No, boys? V-backs? I don't recommend it. It's been a... I-95? What was our... Hold on. I'm trying to start up... No, I like I-95. I'm trying to start up episode 95 right now. Let me boot it up. That should have been the intro song.

What was that? The start up for Windows 95? That's the bit. That's the rub, Joe. I haven't heard it in a long time. It's pretty good. It's been a while. It's been a while since we That's the bit. That's the rub, Joe. I haven't heard it in a long time. It's pretty good. It's been a while. It's been a while since we've recorded an episode.

Where have you been? Oh, Dave's been away. Dave was on vacation looking for his worms. Looking for his worms. Couldn't find him. Still can't find him. Dave, I have to say, where did you go, by the way? I went to Washington. You didn't go to Oregon, too? Just Washington? No, I didn't go to Washington State.

I went to Washington, D.C. to yell at those clowns down there. Oh, those clowns down there. Don't get me started about those clowns in Congress. What did you say, Joby? I thought you went to Oregon, too. No? No. We were pretty close there, but we didn't go. I have to say, I'm very excited, and I think I speak for Joe as well, to find out what day you brought us back.

I hope it brought us. It better be something. What did you get us, Dave? I got you a rock. It's at home. I knew he wouldn't give it to me. I collect rocks. I like rocks from different states. You notice I'm drinking tonight out of the MoGlass that Joe B. brought back from his trip. Because he brought back gifts.

From a cool synthesizer store that was nearby. I was next to Forks. You know what's there? Twilight merchandise. Ooh. Why? Because they filmed it there? That's where they filmed it, yeah. What? That's awesome. Yeah. That's all that's there. That's all that's there Twilight merchandise. Ooh. Why? Because they filmed it there? That's where they filmed it, yeah.

What? That's awesome. Yeah. That's all that's there. That's all that's there? Yeah. Have you ever seen Twilight? It's kind of a depressing town.

Huh? Have you ever seen Twilight? No. I have not, no. No, me neither. I watched Harry Potter for the first time yesterday. Which one? I fell asleep.

First one. No. First one's all right. Yeah, I still haven't gotten through it. It's been a few years. I'm going to get there. I got a lot of the key information. Okay, good.

Harry Potter, I love when he's like, you're under arrest! All right. Who wants to start this off? That was Ian Franklin from Shredder Ghosts. Officer Potter, we have a problem. Doing the intro. And I know, Dave, did you want to play a Shredder Goes tape to start off this ep?

Yeah. I'll do that. Do it, Dave. Do it. Tell me, does this look familiar? What? What the what? I've seen that.

That's a tape I put out. That's right. Of Ian. This is a tape of Anne. Anne. Anne. Ian. Anne. Ian. Anne.

Ian Franklin. Regular co-host of the show. Writer. Irregular. Regular-ish. Regular-ish. Joe B.'s ultra-regular. Oh, I'm ultra-regular.

He's ultra-regular. Long and skinny. Ultra-regular. I'm pointing straight to the ground, baby. Ready to... It's a party. Party. All right.

So, yeah. That's the tape I put up. Diagonal Spruce, right? Diagonal Spruce. On Flying Magic. You finally started that label. Yeah. I finally got it.

I got three things up. J.B. First one sold out. But I only did a couple. Yeah. Is that ink blotch supposed to be there? Well, it was a mess up. But then you kept it?

When I was cleaning the screen, I was like, you know what? That looks kind of cool. No, I liked it. I was going to ask you if it was like... I like it. It was like that on every copy or what? That's nice. There was one little piece that wasn't blowing out, so I got real mad and I put the hose

real, you know, like Rambo with a hose. Yeah, yeah. I hear you. I like it. I did that, and I liked it. No, it looks real good. It's a very nice design. What, you got three color silkscreen there? Yeah, yeah. I hear you. I like it. And I liked it. No, it looks real good. It's a very nice design. What, you got three-color silk screen there?

Yeah, three-color screen print. Those are tabs out soaking wet color. They are. Yeah, I like that. I like this light, like manila color. Manila. Yeah, it's like a drawing paper. Manila drawing paper.

Real thick. Nice. I think it's Strathmore. It's a manila. Whoa, beautiful colors, Joe. Mike, look at that spine. It's an Italian picnic paper Look at that J card

Look at that green and red Joe you did a nice job Joe you did an excellent job I like this tape too I feel like there's a part on here where Ian's tap dancing I like that part I picture him in the little shorts What little shorts?

Like black shorts and the tux top and then the top hat and the cane. All right. Like black jean shorts? Yeah. Like cutoffs? Yeah, really baggy ones, like cutoff jenko's. Jenko's. Like he had the really big jenko's.

Wait, here went the total opposite direction I was thinking. I was thinking real short and tight. No, no, no, no. Real big. Real big. With a tight belt. I was like, braid a belt. So big that you don. With a tight belt. That's why he prayed a bell. So big that you don't even see his legs from

the pant leg up actually moving. They look like they're just... It's a cool illusion that it does. All right. It's an illusion. All right, so Shredder goes. What's the name of the tape? Diagonal Spruce on Flying Magic. Flying Magic number what, Joe? Three? Three.

All right. If you want a copy, text me. We'll get it out Joe? Three? Three. All right. If you want a copy, text me. We'll get it out of the number soon. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so so so so I'm sorry. The Thank you. You wanted them up. Hey, you got it. Shredder Ghost. Oh, goddamn. That's a really good tape

it's good very nice I got some good job dude I don't have a lot left no yeah now how would

I think we've talked about this before how would someone get a tape from you Instagram right yeah Instagram or hit me up on Facebook I'm on Facebook what's your name on Instagram my name

Joe Breitenbach. That's a tough one to spell, though. B-R-E-I. It doesn't obey the rule that I before E accept after T. All right, Davey boy. No, that was Dave. Oh, you played that?

Yeah. Well, that means it's my turn already? That means it's your turn, yeah. You knew that. You just wanted us to say it. I fooled you. All right, what am I going to play? I don't know.

I'd love to know. I think I'm going to go with this one right here. Come on, Dave. Mike! I feel like... Mike! Mike! I feel like with all the new shit that's come to light,

we shouldn't play Trump on the soundboard anymore. Especially this one. What, the ombre thing? No. Did no one put bad ombre on the board? No. We should have. I don't like political stuff.

I want to play this tape. He always does this right away. Just seemed like I was here yesterday. He always does this right away. Was that funny? Can I please just go? Sure. Oh, sorry. I forgot what we were doing.

Let's play some games. Thought we were getting crazy. Network Glass 100 busy Double tape on no rent records This is a new one No rent records number 36 that just came out This is Door

I thought I saw that on Bookface It said Door's new release So then I was googling a lot And it didn't say Door anywhere Is that why the internet went down the other day? Yeah, I did it too fast. Slow down your Googling, Joe. What's door up to?

Network glass he's up to. Where does he live now? I have no clue. The artwork for this is really, really good. You wouldn't have guessed it's a door. No. There's no stick and poke, weird swazie type thing. A weird swazika thing, yeah.

A person wearing a knitted mask on their face or something like that. It's very clean. And how would you describe that, Joe? A man from the art world. I want you to take care of the art, Dave. I don't know. I want you to handle the font, big guy. It's very modern.

It's like a medium weight sans serif font with decent letter kerning. Decent amount of letter kerning. That is pretty good. Decent kerning. Yeah, it's nice. Very clean. Like 80s almost. You can see this kind of design in like a bad salon. That's where my mommy's got her haircut. Bad salon.

It's Italian. What's wrong with you? I just drank something and went down the wrong way. Do tell! I have a glass back here. Took a sip, and I kind of laughed. One of the jokes you boys told really got me. Was that funny?

Yeah, it was very funny. No, I don't think so. Alright, let's just play something from this. Network class. Where does he live now? You don't know where he lives? I don't know. Why is that so important to you, Joe? I don't know.

I like to know where people live and what they do for a living. It's interesting to me. All right. Network class. You should be like a greeter at a tax office or something. Hey, what's your name? What do you do? And where do you live?

I love my job. I love my job. All right. Network Glass, 100 busy. I like it when people do real interesting stuff, too. I love what he just said. And they love their daddy here we go I'm sorry. so

yes I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so All right. Sorry. Network glass. Sorry, I dropped something. That tape is fucking tight. 100 busy on no rent records. What else is no rent put out oh a bunch of stuff I'm trying to think of something

Dave I can't hear anything in my headphones by the way me neither they just put out that Howard Stelzer tape that we played we played that last episode I believe what else just came out recently cool stuff slick stuff

awesome stuff I know where it is on my shelf it's right there What else just came out recently? Cool stuff. Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff. Awesome stuff. I know where it is. On my shelf, it's right there. Three up from Dave's noggin. On the left. That's where I keep them. Put it on your mom's shelf.

Come on, Dave. Enough with that sugar boy talk. That shit's so big. Get out of the guy's stash. She's got a big old shelf. It's dusty, too. Too scary. All right, Joe, what do you got?

Oh, I'm so cold now that you put on the fan. I'm going to play some tracks off this nominal loom compilation number two. I was hoping you were going to say that. I'm going to go right into that. I'm really excited. You know, this comp's awesome. I hate comps. You do hate comps.

Joe, what comp do you hate the most? Out of all the comps you've ever heard. Possessor Skate 2. Possessor Skate 2. There was a 2? I don't know. I feel like there was. I think there was.

I feel like it would have been like the first one was the LP with like, what, Charles Bronson, Spaz. Yeah, Asshole Parade. Yeah. I bet the second one. I love the Plaka songs. I bet the second one was. Or the Ass Factor 4 songs. It was like a 7-inch.

No one you've ever heard of. Yeah. Stapled shut. No, I don't know. Is that a band? Anyway, I'm going to play two tracks off the Snobbin' and the Limpin' Pops. Twisted Pickle. Twisted Pickle.

What two tracks are we going to play? The first track on the A side and the last track on the A side. The first track is E-A-T-Q-S, which is... Dave played a tape by them. It's... Ethereal and the Queer Show And then the last track is by Donnie Donnie Fredericks

Have you seen this guy? Donnie Fredericks He does some artwork stuff Keith Rankin style artworks I think he did some stuff for Orange Milk Or something related to that. On a scale from orb to checkered floor, how closely?

Drippy. Drippy? Yeah. Oh, that's very close. Cool stuff. Let me see the... He's got some cool tracks. He has another track on the B-side, too.

I would have liked to have played a lot. Let me just talk about some of the other standout tracks. Joby's Fantasy Tabs Out episode. The Giant Claw track is awesome. Yeah. It's so good. What else is good? Crap Face.

What is it? Crap Face? Crap Face? Yeah. Like poo? Yeah. I like it a lot, too. A, the...

Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. Too scary. The music's really good. But B, every once in a while throughout the track, there's like a female voice that goes, crap face. Like a watermark. Yeah.

Copyright crap. Like a DJ, like a hip-hop DJ would throw his name into it. Dave, give me a little echo. Echo. I don't have echo queued up. Drop the echo.

Drop the echo. Drop the echo. Presented by Crap Face. Yeah. Copyright 2069. All right. Anyway, all the tracks are good. This whole comp's good.

Except for one song, and I'm not going to tell you who. We get to guess. Is that an effect off my voice yet? No, I think it's still on. I want to look at the insert. I want to guess why we play it. No.

He just likes it a certain way. Dave, I can't read this fine. A lot of Sega Genesis type sounds, I feel like. Oh, yeah? Throughout this whole comp. I can get into that. Nice. The Donnie Frederick's track has a part,

I was telling Mike the other day, where it's like if you're playing Sonic, two-player. But one player's the... Tails is the computer. Or Sonic's the... You know what I mean? You're playing one player, but there's both characters. But there's both characters, yeah. And then you don't do anything for a second on the controller,

and Tails looks back and goes like, Yeah. Like his tail spins. And he taps his foot. And there's also sounds like you would be running, and you'd jump and he taps his foot and there's also sounds like you would be running and you jump

and hit a tree with like coconuts and there's like a rattle sound when they none of them fall but they all rattle but then something

might come out you know what I mean like something comes out of like the top I can hear it so perfectly yeah yeah yeah there's some sounds like that

alright should we get into this get into it who's first then Ethereal and the Queer Show and then I believe they might be from Austin Texas but, but I could be making that up. Good City.

And then what? Or maybe Denton, Texas. Haven't you ever seen a sliced banana before? And then Donnie Fredericks. All right, here we go from the nominal loom compilation. Compilation number two. Number two, two, two, two, two strips of bacon. Just two.

Isn't that neat? It's pretty neat. Thank you. Turn it off, turn it off Turn it off, turn it off Turn it off, turn it off Turn it off, turn it off Turn it off When you can feel it You know it's true Have a feeling It is with you You have to reach it

So get it Past all the confines That we've been It is with you I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea.

I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea. I'm going to take a picture of the sea. It is with you It is with you It is with you Thank you. I'm home. The The

Crystal Blue So Do I The Crystal Blue

The Crystal I'm ready to stay I'm ready to stay I'm ready to stay I'm sorry. I'm not a fool Thank you. Huh? Thank you. so uh That was crazy. Donnie Fredericks and EATQS on the nominal loom comp 2. In reverse order. Yeah.

That was Donnie Fredericks that we just heard. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're doing old-timey radio. Old-time radio, yeah. Okay, yeah, I got you. Too scary. You want to talk up a record? You're talking it down now.

Now I'm talking it down, you're right. Mike's got me all flustered. It's a completely different art form, too, let me add. Oh, the talk down. Yeah, the talk down is completely different than the talk up. What's wrong? I want to make a prediction. You want to be taller?

You can't. You can't be. I want to make a prediction about everyone. I don't have a hide issue. I want to make a prediction about everyone who plays that kind of music, everyone who makes that kind of music. They seem okay on the outside, but they're dark. They got some dark shit they're hiding.

I think they're just into having fun. No, the stuff that they're really into is dark. It's grim. All right. Don't go digging. Their shadow self is dark. It's real dark. There's something wrong.

I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Whoa. All right. Who let the duck there's anything wrong with it. Whoa. Who let the duck in? Dave, your turn. What do you got? What do I want to play, Mike? You know what? I'm going to start off with an oldie.

Oh, I like oldies. Dave's old. How come my quack's not getting to you at all? Me? Never mind. I'm retiring the quack. Yeah, it's stupid. You're real dumb.

Play this Oneida tape. You guys ever heard of Oneida from Brooklyn? The band, right? Yeah. I think that's how you pronounce it, but I've only read it in print. I've never heard somebody else that knows of that band. I say Oneida. No, I say Oneida.

Oneida. O-N. How would you say it? It's Oneida. Yeah, O-N-E-I-D-A. Oneida? Yeah. Is this the band that did Split with Liars? Yeah, they've been around for a long time. They did a Songs Ohio split,

didn't they? I don't know about that one. I feel like I remember something like that. They've been doing stuff for a while, though. And it's all over the place. It's all over the place. They put out a tape on Scotch Tape. They're in New Jersey.

They're in Japan. They're in Toronto. Scotch Tape. Scotch Tape. Like the tape. Like the adhesive, the sticky stuff. It was recorded in 2003. I think we're the good old days.

Live recordings. I don't know where from, and it's too hard to read the spine. Too hard to handle. Too cold. Not enough contrast between the background and the text. Let me see. I'll be the judge of that.

Tape's called Fine European Food and Wine. All right. Yeah, let me see European Food and Wine. All right. Yeah. Let me see it. It comes in a soft poly. Ah, come on. I actually had a copy of this that I bought

a while ago. That's what they said about Dave in grade school. Hey, soft poly. I don't know why. I never figured out why. The channel was blown out. And my friend,

Brent, who is in a band called Jerkergram, they used to be out of Brooklyn. They're out of LA now, but they used to play shows with them. And he sent me a message a little while ago

and asked me if I wanted a copy because he didn't have it taped out. Like they used to be out of Brooklyn? Like that's the one place they would never be? Huh? They would be out of Brooklyn. They would be out of Brooklyn? Mike, you don't know how to talk.

You don't know how to talk. You don't know how to talk podcast. Hey, what the fucking years? What the fuckers? What the fuckers? What the fuck? I know how to do it. There we go. Got President Obama coming up.

I don't know. Who's your guys? Hey, Mike. How about this? Are we good? I don't listen to that podcast, so I only know those food lines. All right, let's get into this. What are we playing?

Hey, folks. You do a really good Marc Maron. Keep going. Go ahead. Keep going, because if the voice... You ever hear Credence on vinyl? If the voice recognition software in the podcast

parameters think he's on our show, it might tag him in it, and then we'll get more shares, and our cross-stream likes will skyrocket. We'll have a promoted post on twitter in no time alert eagle illegal podcast stop recording

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Well, gotta go. All right, let's play this tape Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ornita. Old cut. Scotch tapes. Scotch tapes. What else has Scotch tapes put out? You know what? It's been so long since I've gotten anything from Scotch tapes that I can't remember. Nothing like that, though, right?

No. That seems like an odd release for that label.'t remember. Nothing like that, though, right? No. That seems like an odd release for that label. Who's with me? I'm with you all the way. I'll always be behind your corner. You know, I knew you would always be right behind my corner. Whenever I look back at my corner, Joe, I would expect to see you right there. Looking good.

You look good, by the way. Oh, thanks. Thanks. You're back in your pre-pregnancy jeans, aren't you? What? I need new jeans. Well, not jeans. I don't wear trying. You're back in your pre-pregnancy jeans, aren't you? What? I need new jeans, actually. Well, not jeans. I don't wear jeans.

What's your pant situation right now? I got a lot of old haggers, but I need new ones desperately. They don't make your color anymore, though, right? Well, I'm going to go to the outlet next weekend. Oh, you are going to the outlet. You're going to take one. Lancaster. I'm pretty excited.

Yeah. Bringing the whole family down, huh? Yeah, we're going to Renaissance Faire and then going to the outlet. Don't get lost at the Renaissance Faire. That sounds like a good weekend. Yeah, I'm really excited. Which one are you going to do first? You're going to get new pants and then wear those to the Ren Faire? Well, I'm then going to the outlet. Don't get lost at the Renaissance Faire. That sounds like a good weekend. Yeah, I'm really excited. Which one are you going to do first? You're going to get new pants and then wear those to the Ren Faire?

Well, I'm not going to wear them, no, because I'm going to have my costume. You're dressing up for this. I'm thinking about it, yeah. Slow down. I didn't last year, but I said I would this year. What are you dressing up as? It might be something subtle. I'm glad we went down this road.

Just like you have a pocket watch on a chain. Pocket watch? It's medieval, Dave. It's the Renaissance. But you're from the future. Oh, like steampunk? Yeah. Oh, alright. Is it a family affair? Are you all dressed up? We haven't really figured it out yet, but it might be something

subtle like a... I don't know. Some sort of just like a cloak. Okay. You know? Or have a sword. Maybe some sort of... How big's a sword? Well, I don't know. I have to make it. Joe, I picture you more of a dagger man. I am a dagger man because I'm sneaky. Yeah, you're very sneaky.

The cloak. Because I fight dirty. You do fight dirty. Oh, the cloak and the dagger. Cloak and dagger. Yeah. That was an X-Men or like a Marvel comic. Whose turn is it?

Ink and dagger. Ink and dagger. That was an awesome bit. Love is dead. Whose turn is it? It's your turn. Any time where it takes a long time to get to it, it's your turn. You just drink out of a coffee mug. That's your turn. You just drink out of a coffee mug.

That's it. You're just walking around with a coffee mug. Some people go all out. It's a magic one. Big time. What is with your thing here and like

using like items like present day items and just having one and that's like your costume. Or you know what you could do? You could have like a coffee cup or you could have like a paint can. You should carry around

like one paintbrush. It's easy. Everybody has one. It's real subtle costumes. Yeah, and it's subtle. I like subtle things. It's very easy to do. Everybody's got those.

You should wear headphones. You should wear a hat. Do you realize how insulting it is when you tell somebody how to dress up for Halloween and they don't have those things to do it with? You should put gloves on. I want to play this stress orphan tape. Not everybody has everything, Mike. I was a stress orphan. I want to play this stress orphan tape. Not everybody has everything, Mike. I was a stressed orphan.

I was going to ask you about that. Yeah, since you were in the system. I was in the system. You were an unwanted birth. You might fake it. Nobody. Everybody has things. Actually, we discussed this before.

They don't have it. And the way I remember explaining it is your real mother gave birth to you and immediately didn't want you. It was like, nah. But where they normally would put the child in a dumpster, she put him in one of those stand-up cigarette things that you ask your cigarette in. Like Moses. The big... Pike! On the raft.

And then she just pushed it down the Euphrates. Yeah, except it was down like 95. It was down 95 and then hit Chester and then someone was like, I'll take him. So what is a stress orphan? Knowing that community and the terms that they use for each other. What is a stress orphan? One who's not having a good time. He's not eating enough.

The porridge isn't enough. On 95. When you're on 95. I can't drive. Then you're a stress orphan. Dave. I knew it was going to happen once. Hold on.

I didn't expect it to go out that quickly. Cadaver Politic C31 just came out on Denver State Recordings in an edition of 50. Denver State Recordings? Denver State Recordings. You like that? That really got you going.

Sounds official. It's a good fucking tape, man. It's not a state. It's a good fucking tape, man. Yeah. It's not out of state. It's a state of mind, man, after they passed that. You know what I'm talking about, boys? You know what that's signal for, boys? All right.

I need to take care of a few things, so let's just jump into this dress work. Sniff and pop. Cadaver politic on Denver State Recordings. Left is a long way Even the surface Will have to consume Just doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioio Throw down the lightning shaft! I'm not going to miss this. Turn freely, Dick! You're freely dead! What we beg for Is deep silence Feeling Now and forever I'll run forever! Thank you. I-10 East Exit 159, I-10 East I'm going to go to the other side. Thank you. Stress orphan. Oh, that sound at the end really gets to me. No, it's like choking on blood.

I can't take it. It's so gross. It's bad. That's a good fucking tape, man. Sounds painful. Stress orphan. Cadaver politic. It sounded like he was having a good time.

It sounded like... I want to hear... I always wanted to hear... Yeah, I can't hear It sounded like he was having a good time. I want to hear, I always wanted to hear, yeah, I can't hear, Dave, you keep fucking up our heavens. You're a dummy, you're the dumbest person I know. I want to hear it. See, I just wanted to signal him. You had to put it out there. I want a project like that. I want a project like that.

Put me right under the bus. That is, instead of all this liberal limbo jumble, I want some establishment conservatism power electronics. Yeah, there's plenty of that. That's what John Pyle listens to. No, no, no, no, no. What are you talking about? There's all kinds of that stuff.

Not alt-right. I'm talking about just like they yell about tort reform, and it's real in the weeds, kind of like, repeal the death tax. There's a band called Deficit Hawks. Yeah, exactly. Oh, repeal the death tax. There's a band called Deficit Hawks. Yeah, exactly. Oh, all right, all right. Just some kind of middle-of-the-road politics.

Not hard right or left. Destroy Common Core. That kind of stuff. All right. I'll start it. No, I won't. Dave will, though. I like the extreme stuff on both sides.

I don't like that. Actually, can someone make that? There's one called privatize everything. What just happened to Dave? I choked on some fry crumbs. Dave got possessed by a ghoulie in that moment. What happened to you? You can't say that without doing that.

Privatize everything. Oh, man. I'd be really, really... If someone can please make one of those if we got a critter bone tape someone can make that privatize everything privatize everything alright who's that

uh oh I don't get it but alright no that's not what I meant to do podcast please you guys need to wrap it up you can't stand out guys need to wrap it up. You can't stand out here all night. Wrap it up.

Oh, shit. I dropped my gun. I got to think of a new cap stand. The old cap stand backstory was it was a cop, Captain Stan Robotsky, who was like the best cop and he was chasing this guy. I don't think so.

He was chasing a criminal into a national audio company and it exploded. And he got parts from the duplicators stuck in his body. And an obsession to deal with crimes based on cassette tapes. As Cap stands

the cassette robot. But now he's doing podcast policing? Yeah, he got new firmware. Update. Is your antivirus running currently? Let me see your antivirus, please. All right, Joby, what do you got? Let me see your antivirus, please. Sir.

Joby, what do you got? Nine. Sir Joby what do you got I'm gonna play this new goat tape Goat Requiem on sub pop Not that kind That's a sheep Something still sounds weird in my headphones What's wrong Joe I can't get it right tonight Not that kind. That's a sheep. Too scary. Something still sounds weird in my headphones.

What's wrong, Joe? I can't get it right tonight. Dave is the dumbest person I know. I'm sorry, Joe. I just can't figure it out. Yeah, what's going on? I have no idea. Are we recording right now? Yeah, we're recording. I laughed really... Dave, why do you keep messing with the headphone volume?

Because Joe B. said something was wrong with it. I laughed really hard the other day because I was listening to the last episode, Dave, and it was in the very beginning when, what did he do? He did something wrong. I don't know. With the levels, and then you say, story of my life. I laughed really hard, like almost a spit take.

It sounds like it was really funny. It was really funny. A goat, Requiem, on Sub Pop. I got this on cassette store day. This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Dwarfcraft. What are we doing? Listen to the last episode, find that part that Joe was talking about. No, you can't use that one.

I can't do this. I can't hear copies of you and you at the same time. We've done this before. It gets real dark. What the heck is going on? What is the name of his... Thank Off? I'll just pepper that in. Alright, what do you got?

Goat. Yes, goat. Like the animal. I got it on cassette store day. Who's your favorite famous goat? Billy. Who's your favorite famous goat? Billy Goat. Hi, I'm Tammy Dong.

I want to tell you about my new book, Who's Your Favorite Goat? You can buy it online or don't. I don't care. Kiss my grits. You got this on cassette store day? Yeah, she got real sassy. You don't like it?

You can kiss my grits. She's a nasty woman. Yeah, who is good? I don't know. They're from Sweden. Sweden, that's a good city too. But it's a good city. The Big Apple.

But they like pretend they're from Africa. Oh, I get it. Or something. I fooled you. And there's, like in the first record there's some

like voodoo type references on your friends yeah peppered throughout because you know i like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people that's a good record is this them on the cover yeah i think this is a take cover with that gradient and then that exposure level and that photograph that exposure level on that photog is perf. Yeah, the first record of world music. That record's awesome. This record's really good, too. Who are these kids in here? There's a lot of little kids in here.

Are they in the band? I think they might be in the family band. A family band. There's a lot of kids, actually. There's some in the background. Well, you know, it's Sweden. I think it's mostly kids. It's dark for a long time.

Wait, are the people wearing the suits because it's two kids like a kid on top of another kid's shoulder? Uh-huh. Huh. Get it? I like it.

Let's get into this go tape. This just came out October 7th. Sub Pop. I used to get the single series when I was in high school.

Oh, really? Yeah. That's pretty cool. Still have them? Some of them, yeah. Nice. Sell those on eBay. Records are worth a

lot of money now. Oh, I have Fleetwood Mac Rumors. Have you heard that one? I got some Beatles records. You don't have any Beatles records. Are you serious? I'm sitting on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You could sell them for a lot of money. We're going to make a lot of money when we sell those vinyls. It's going to be so... You ready to play this goat tape? I'm waiting for you. Here it is. Goat. Requiem on Sub Pop.

It's the B-side, I believe. The B-side. They put out a band called Nirvana. Nirvana? I love them. I love all kind of grudge music. We still recording, Dave? Yeah. I like the Really Hot Chili Pampers. I like the Spit Doctors. I like Smashing Puppets. Do you like Brush?

I like Brush. I like the Meat Pumpkins. I like Fortnite Blobs. I like Fortnite blobs. I like all the grudge music. Who's your favorite grudge band? Permchair. Permchair is really good. I like Stone Trumple Pilots.

That was alright. Alright, goat. Bruka Slot. That's nasty. guitar solo It's the light of the moon It is never too soon I want you ready In the light of today For me it feels okay To spend your money

To spend your money Thank you. Thank you. Screaming in an empty room Making this living So damn inevitable Nowhere to find her Forcing out her life Watching me burn Going out of my mind Thank you. It's all really true Everyone's leaving I'm all in it too Thank you. so

oh We'll be right back. Thank you. The The Thank you. Thank you. Goat. Goat. That was tight. Oh, yeah, man. You say that was a cassette store day? Yeah, exclusive. I can't believe that's still a thing. It was me and Jamie Orlando waiting for it to open.

Waiting for Rainbow to open. No, two other dudes showed up. At the door, huh? At the door. Before it even lined up, like U2 tickets were going out. Yeah. What band was it on Saved by the Bell when they had to go to the mall to buy tickets to see a band? Zack Attack.

No, who were they going to see? Was it you two? I don't know. The Brats. I feel like it was you two or R.E.M. Oh, probably R.E.M. I think it was you two. R.E.M.

No, you're right. It was you two. Was it you two? Pretty sure it was you two. I don't remember. I'll look it up a little bit. Sounds cool, though. Yeah, it was real cool.

There was guys who were after them, and they thought they were trying to kill them or something like that, but they were actually there to give them a prize or something. I don't remember. Screech was hilarious. Like when he goes, look what you did, you little jerk. He's like, did I do this

again? Sorry, Cousin Zach. Your turn, Dave. Dave, don't be so stupid. Don't be the dumbest person I know. Play a tape. You ever notice how Dave's the dumbest person you know? I almost put my elbow through your old picture frame,

if you know what I mean. I'm going to play this Anthony Janis tape that came out. It's pronounced Janis. Janis. It's pronounced yes. Yes. Anthony, yes. I love yes. Yes. Anthony, yes. I love yes.

Tape's called Birthday. Happy Birthday. This is a Reish, I believe, right? It's on. Came out on Nihilist. Came out on Nihilist, but I think that's Andy Ortman's label out of Chicago. What's that scary doll on the cover? It was scary. It's like in a Chicago. What's that scary doll on the cover? It was scary!

Oh, it's like a troll. It's like a troll baby. I think there's like a web address in there. Yeah, for weirdotoys.com. Really? Yeah. That's a good one. I think this was released in 2012 on a label called Third Sex. I think this is like a re-ish. No, I don't think so. Well, maybe, maybe

not. It doesn't really matter. Mike, you don't have to say you think. We know you're reading it right off the... I'm reading it off the note, but I didn't get these notarized. Dave, come on. I'm sorry, Dave. Thank you, Joe, for sticking up for me. I don't know. I didn't... Maybe it's true. I don't know.

I feel like such a stupid person. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? Alright, let me see the cover though because I do love this cover. The cover's really good. What are these toys on there? Those are some weird toys. They're scary. Yeah, they're real scary. Too scary. Well, not that. No, you're right.

They are too scary. Like, what is that? Why is this plastic doll... Why is the... What is the mouth hole all about? What size, first of all, what size do you think these toys are? Two. Two inches or two feet?

No, they're small. Do you think they're real small? I think they're life-size. Life-size? I think they're larger than life. I feel like you could walk in between the animal's legs so they're huge right they're huge

like Jurassic Park how are they even toys at that point well that's more like art right yeah you're right you can't even play with them you can only play with a small part of them at a time when does it stop being a toy at what size

that's a good question I would say for a child it stops being a toy at what size that's good that's a good question um i would say for a child it stops being a toy at um uh well it's not just size joe because if it was like a playhouse a toy house no it's also like safety and mechanics on radio lab no the a toy a little toy house eventually if it's the size of a real house it's's not a toy anymore. You're just in a house. No, now you're in a clubhouse. No, clubhouse is still compact. Clubhouse is small. Yeah, is that what you're saying?

I'm saying no. Eventually, if the house is the size of a real house. Oh, I think like a Fisher-Price backyard. And if eventually you make it real big, it's the size of a regular house. It's no longer a toy. It's a house. It's a house. Yeah.

And that goes for any toy that gets that big. Yeah, but if it gets a little bit smaller, then it no longer a toy. It's a house. It's a house. Yeah. Yeah. And that goes for any toy that gets that big. Yeah, but if it gets a little bit smaller, then it's still a toy. But I would say also like... See, now I'm confused. I would say mechanics has a lot to do with it as well. Because like... I don't know. Like auto mechanics, I got a good one if you want.

David knows a good mechanic. All right. It's rare these days. Yeah, it is. I trust him. Rip you off. I love the text on the spine Fucking oil changes I know you need wipers

I just got I signed up for the oil change For Life Club Oh you need a new filter Oh you did With the new car Yeah You know Mike got a new car

Yeah I know Mike got a new car Brand new car Brand new car I don't know why You would get a car She's a beaut too It's not a lease or anything He's owning it

He owns it Yeah yeah yeah He's got a paying car payment I got a 1.6 Hemi under the hood It's not a lease or anything. He's owning it. He owns it. He's got a paying car payment. I got a 1.6 Hemi under the hood. It's nice, too. I like the color. 14 diameter rim shots. I paid my car off next month, and I was thinking about buying one.

Oh, yeah? I got a guy. 14 diameter rim shots? Mm-hmm. Big ones. What kind of website are you reading, Mike? The big ones. I like those numbers you were telling me. They sound pretty good. I'll get you with my guy i don't know if you'll get the same intro phrase make because

i don't know about your credit score right my guy look into all right i like the text on the spine here how it's like uh it says anthony how how we're feeling john is he's birthday but it's like every letter is a different color let me see it fun and festive. No, it is fun. Is it fun? You would have a good time when you look at that, don't you? I love a good time. I love to have a good time. Nihilist number 82. Let's get into this. It's the fun bar

where every letter is a different color. Oh, Mike. Oh! Playing some Cat's Crash Fever Wake up in the morning Do a big shit In the can Oh this sounds like Ween here we go © transcript Emily Beynon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 There were people in the room.

A song was being sung. Thank you. I want to be free I want to go away and I need I want to stay there Thank you. so The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Anthony Jonas. Anthony Jonas. Hi. On the ones and twos. Oh, hi. First Lady Michelle Obama.

What? No, you're not. Did you know that every year 78% of toys don't get into the 68% of hands of children under 13% of the nation? How many times have you read this? I'm hashtag when does the toy stop being a toy? Because I believe all toys, all chances deserve a shot at a toy. All chances do deserve a shot at a toy. All chances do deserve a shot at a toy.

I love toys. Get it? Whoopi Goldberg holding the hashtag? Yeah, people love when she does political stuff. When does a toy stop being a toy? Tweet her right now. We can get this started. It's already begun.

But it's got to be subtle, though. It's got to be subtle. Oh, Dave, trust me. If I do it, it'll be subtle. It's like one of those ones where they... Dave, let me make a promise to you right now. Where they try to make a message, but like 12 people are telling it.

It's just them up close. Yeah. And they read like some copy. You know, it's a paragraph, but every sentence is a different person that's reading it to string it all together. And there's like's like a world yeah and there's sad piano music in the background and you don't know anybody and then whoopi goldberg's just like in the middle somewhere yeah yep i hate sad piano music yeah you don't like sad piano music i like like like upbeat like in like a

western bar like like player piano that like you like old uh what do they call that like a saloon yeah yeah that that's the type of piano i like what was with the doors in old saloons how come they didn't go all the way to the top and bottom i don't know why are they just the middle well it's hot okay so you want to have a good flow airflow airflow okay but you're with the prostitutes and stuff i don't really get where you're going it's wet oh hashtag when does a toy stop being a toy all right davy boy what do you guys ever see that youtube video of the uh scary let it it's like a It's a It's a bunch of B-list celebrities Doing Let It Be

By the Beatles No Was it the Beatles That did Let It Be Yeah the Beatles Or was it John Lennon by himself Kind of a trick right

That's Paul McCartney Singing right Yeah yeah yeah That's all the boys I think right Who's your favorite Bongo I like Ozzy

And Mick Jaguar They're my favorite Beatles But you know me I love the British Inventors Mike Who's your favorite? Bongo. I like Ozzy and Mick Jaguar. They're my favorite Beatles. But you know me. I love the British Inventors. Mike, we all... Because you know I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. Hashtag when does a toy stop being a toy?

Give every shot a chance at hoping for a toy. It's a pretty good video, though. Like Jason Alexander and like Baba from Forrest Gump. Really? Yeah, people from weird sitcoms from Silver Spoons and stuff.

Carrot Top. Is Carrot Top in it too? Nicolas Cage's son. Dude, it's really, really, really weird. OJ Simpson. You might be in it. I might be in it. I might be in it.

I've never been in anything before. I fooled you. Alright, go. What are you playing? It's your turn. It's my turn? Yeah. No, it's not.

Who just played that tape? Oh, my lucky stars, it is. Anytime it takes us a really long time to get to it, it's because it's your turn. You're off in La La Land. Sucking on goofballs. Just having a good time. DJ Outside Spits. Coming at you

at the cocktail bar downtown. Drinking a bloody goat. Scratching my balls. Listening to some fancy DLR. Did turtles get cold in the winter? I've always wondered that. I'm going to do a double shot.

Two. Two tapes. Two tapes that just came out. Do they relate to each other in any way? They do not in any way in the fact that I'm about to. Other than that, like, they're probably... Who is that? Oh, you don't know yet?

I did some deep Googling. I found that. I found out who it was. It was hard. But I'll tell you after the show, I'll give you some clues. I'll send you a little mission. I can't wait to see this. Two of my favorite tapes from recent

days. One is the... Which one should I play first? The pink one. Let me see. The blue one. No, the blue one. Neither are pink or blue. That one's not pink.

That's orange. If you hold it this way, I swear it looks pink. Well, which one? Orange or silver? Oh, orange. All right. Hasu Mountain.

God, they're doing drugs to each other. Speaking of which, get that going. Hasu Mountain just put out a family batch That's all the members of Good Will Smith It's very nice It's heartwarming Tao Sounds Tape

Mucks And Mr. Dug Dug I was trying to decide which one I wanted to play Because they're all really fucking good I have one that's my favorite A Gentleman Never Tells I was trying to decide which one I wanted to play because they're all really fucking good. I have one that's my favorite. Should I say which one it is? A Gentleman Never Tells. Gentleman Never Tells.

Gentleman Never Tells. We've played Tal Sounds and we've played Mux on the show before. Can I say Mr. Doug Doug is my favorite project name? Of all of them? It's really good. I love... That is obviously Doug from Good Will Smith.

No, it's not. I love the dude on the cover. I love this guy. Look at this guy. What if it wasn't? What if it wasn't? Look at the tie-dyed eggs. Those are the kind of eggs you get from Mexico.

They're Christmas ornaments. They look like that. Hanging out with who is that? That guy's cool as shit, though. Somebody's uncle. Is that Leisure Suit Larry? No, it wasn't. Maybe now. Let me see. Let me see that. Let me get a gander.

What did you say? Maybe now? Yeah. That's somebody that you meet in Leisure Suit Larry. He's the boss in Leisure Suit Larry. I feel like he's the bad guy in a Police Academy movie. Exactly. The boss in Leisure Suit Larry. But this is all... What is this? What's with this tape?

It's called SOS Forks AI REM it's house number 50 it's a C60 it's a long one my friend it's all MIDI files from Internet Archives

GeoCities Collection and freemidi.org this fan is blowing all the way and uh well turn the fan off you dummy I thought Dave was the dumbest person I know but um

and then after that this other tape that just came out on Moss Archive. Moss Archive number 25, the Belarusk tape. Mike! Mike! Where he's escaped. Mike! This came out with a Gardner tape and a Bastion Boy tape. I got that Bastion Boy tape.

Yo, those tapes are fucking... I just listened to the Looks Realistic tape the other day. Oh, yeah? In my car. It's really good. What, the old one? Yeah, I don't know which one it is, but... Lee Edward Tindall. That's who does this Project Belorisk. He played

in Tindall not that long ago. Detective John Tindall! I'm not a cop, you idiot! What did your daddy do? I'm coming later. Stay here. I'm coming later. What time is it now?

2.42? I'll be back at 2.51. Enter the airplane. Alright. Which ones are we playing? All right. Which ones are we playing? I'm going to play the Belarus tape first, Grey's Escaped, and then the Mr. Dug Dug tape. Two tapes that are definitely going to be... Mr. Dug Dug.

When it comes to this year, two of my favorite tapes, I'm going to say. Speaking of which, there's a package we haven't opened yet. Where is it? It's right over there. That I know has a banger, and I'm going to say. And speaking of which, there's a package we haven't opened yet. Where is it? It's right over there. That I know has a banger, and I'm going to open it up while we play this, while we play these. All right, here we go. Belarus, Mr. Dug Dug. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm not a robot. so

so Oh, my God. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bellariscan Mr. Dug Dug. Mr. Dug Dug. Wacky, wacky. What is your take on the clowns? The scary clowns? It was scary. Talk about it at work all the time. Who does? It comes up.

People can be getting a lot of clown tattoos? No. Some dude did the other day, though. Like a cholo clown. You know, like the crumpet clown. Dave, are you afraid of clowns? Yeah. I feel like you would be.

You're just afraid of the Happy Birthday song. Yeah, I hate that. Don't do that. He's not afraid of it. He hates it. I think he's afraid of it. No. Nope.

Classic Mike getting it wrong. It's very depressing. Sorry. Joe B. My turn. Lights off. Happy birthday. Yeah.

I'm going to play this Bodega System tape. It's like death's singing you a song. I don't even remember what label this is on. You're so happy that you're going to die even sooner now. That's exactly what it feels like for everyone, Dave. That's what it sounds like.

I want it to be a celebration! Number six. I don't know anything about this label or this tape, but it's really good. Except the tape is stupid. What do you mean? It's one of those ones where you don't know. You hate those or this tape, but it's really good. Who's in Grand Tune? Except the tape is stupid. What do you mean? Well, it's one of those ones where you don't know. You hate those.

You always get them, too. I know. There's no indication on what's the A side and what's the B side. So once I've listened to it in the car, now I have no idea. Remember Al Capone's vault? I went to Eastern State Penitentiary once. Remember when they opened that up? He had a cell there.

No, I don't remember. Nothing was in it? No, nothing was in it. Why would they do that? Why would they do that on live No, I don't remember. Nothing was in it? No, nothing was in it. Why would they do that? Why would they do that on live TV? I don't remember. The odds of nothing being in there. Why would they do that?

Make people watch. Yeah. Remember when that guy got eaten by the snake and they were advertising it in National Geographic or whatever? No, what happened? Well, he was going to be eaten by a crazy boa constrictor. Well, it didn't happen. It didn't work.

What happened? I don't know what happened, actually. A guy was going to get eaten by a snake? Yeah. And then what? And then he had cameras on him so he could see the whole thing. See what? You know, like you're inside the snake.

Ever want to be inside a snake? Mountain Dew. What was the name on that project from that nominal loon comp that would say his name? Crap Face. Mountain Dew and Crap Face bring you Inside the Snake. It was a special on Discovery Channel called Eaten Alive.

No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. This was real. A 27-year-old naturist, Paul Roselli, who wore a snake-proof suit and planned to live through getting swallowed by a 24-year-old. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? What is this snake-proof suit? They have a snake-proof...

Project confidence, because... No free advertising. All right, well... But when he first made contact with the snake, he was afraid, and it ran away. And that's all that happened? What? Did he cover himself in peanut butter or anything And that's all that happened? What? Did he cover himself in peanut butter or anything? That's what I would have done. He called the crew to rescue him.

Because he got too freaked out. Because the snake was killing him. I swear to God, this is real. Is that what it says? Yeah. And that was the show. And that was on live TV? Well, not live.

I don't know if it was live. It was on Discovery, right? Is that what I said? Yeah. Bodega System. Bodega System. Pharaoh's Serpent. But I really do like their logo.

Grant's Tomb's logo. Oh, that's tight. The little pyramid with the eye. That's some Illuminati shit. I love Illuminati shit. Me too. Well, that's very tight. Now I'm getting a good look at it.

With this kind of like a yin yang type uh yeah i like their whole design uh shit going on yeah this cover i don't know what font that is but it's nice i think we've played we must have played something else on this because like i recognize this cover style okay of like the uh landscape all the text in this font i think they use this font on that new Bastion Void tape. This is a Moss Archive font. Did you see the Trump font? I mean, what about it?

Oh, you seen it? The Trump font? Yeah, that someone made his handwriting into a font. Oh, no, I didn't see that. Then what did you see? His logo. No, his handwriting. He has a very particular way he writes.

It almost looks like pseudo hand-style graffiti letters. Oh, I'd like to check that out. All caps. Yeah, he would do. But it's not really cursive. Very powerful, man. All caps. It's kind of like a quick print.

I'd like to see that. Yeah, because he doesn't have a lot of time. Yeah. It's called tiny hands. Tiny hands. Yeah. It's funny. I like that.

That's good. I like that. Yeah. Anyway, play the tape. All right. Bodega system. Bodega systems. That's good. I like that. Yeah, like... Anyway. Play the tape. All right. Bodega systems. Bodega systems. Pharaoh's Serpent.

I like how some of the words are red and some of the... And then Pharaoh's Serpent and GT-006 are blue. Everything else on there is red. All the other info. Is anything inside? Mm-mm. Blank inside. I like it.

All right, let's do this. It's a mystery. I don't know what side I'm playing. Hello, big boy. How is it, sweetheart? How are you doing? Good, yeah. Same as you.

How are you making out? Thank you, I'm good. Yeah, that's good. It's been a long time since I had a slice of beans. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, how'd you like? Want to have a drink with you? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I can land four out of them, can't you? Yeah.

Come down. Come right down, huh? Yeah. Huh? Come on, Dix. Come on, Dix. Thanks. They found one of the guns. They found it on a pier on the east side, on the 7th precinct.

Yeah. They don't know who, uh, knows who the prince is? No, they don't know nothing about that. Where's the 7th precinct? That's on Roger Lane Street. I'm on the exit. I'm on the exit. I'm on the exit. I heard that. I heard that.

I heard sorry. I'm going to go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Bodega system. That ending was too scary. Let's speak American. That was so tight. Who is bodega system? He's from New York or she's from New York? New York City or state? I don't know. It doesn't say.

That's why I think it's the state. Because if it's the city, you put it. You say New York, New York. City. Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Queens. You know? Long Island. No, you York. City. Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Queens. You know, Long Island.

No, you don't put that one. The Bronx. Yeah, the Bronx. I'm trying to make up fake ones. Jersey City. Well, see you later. No broken. All right, Dave, what do you got?

Let's play. Let's play a tape, boys. Would you like to play some games? Would you like to play a tape? Would you play a tape, boys. Would you like to play some games? Would you like to play a tape? Would you play a tape? I'm going to play some more old stuff tonight. Dave, on a roll. Oldies but goodies. Twilight of the Century.

Hold on. Tape drift. Tape drift. Yeah. Taking it back. Albany Crew. Taking it back. Albany crew. Taking it back. Eric Hardiman.

Ray Hare. Ray Hare, Century Plants dudes. What do you got? Mike and... I always read that as Century Plants. Mike Bullock and Lisa Aubrey Bullock. Yes. What did you say, Joby?

I always read that as Century Planets in my mind. Planets in your mind. In my mind's mind. Century Planets in read that as Century Planets in my mind. Planets in your mind. Century Planets in my mind. Century Planets in my mind. Until someone said Century Plants, and I was like, is that what it is? When did this come out, Dave? Century Planets in my mind.

Always had the worst design. You guys like that song? Did you say 2013? Joe, you know that song by the Beagles? I love the Beagles. Bark, bark. Who's your favorite Beagle? Bongo. I'm looking for a very specific picture.

If it seems like I'm not paying attention, it's because I'm looking for something. Can you say something to us? Hibernation. Who was that cover artist? Long. I don't know. It's for cover? Long. I say that. I don't know. Found it.

Missy French. It's for off air. I'm stunned records. You guys, I'm for all fair. Oh, real quick. Yes.

Don't talk about it though. Just look at it. Oh man. That's awesome. Let me look at it again. I did not realize. Jesus Christ. All right.

Pass it on over. Let me see Joe. Show them Pass it on over. Let me see, Joe. Show them the wide shot first. This is a good listening time right here. Everybody tune in right now. I did a really close up and then I slowly panned back until, yeah.

Can I get that treatment while we're doing this? I want to check that out. Twilight of the Century. And I slowly panned back until, yeah. Can I get that treatment while we're doing this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I want to check that out. Twilight of the Century. Tape's called Hibernation. Tape number 62. Hibernation and don't get bit by crap. Hibernation.

Too scary. I love you. I love you. I don't know. The world of 1432. Thank you. The world will speak of me The world will speak of me A crystal cloudless rhythm Including the oak of the grave In a prosperous old He divided the world Thank you. Oh The world has changed The world has changed For us Thank you. The Thank you. um is Thank you. Who played that tape? Twilight of the Century.

That was me. That was you. Hibernation. Tape Trip. One from 2013. It's tight tape, man. Tape Trip is a good... They put out a lot of good stuff.

A lot of low-key home dubber psyche good stuff all good stuff all good stuff um my turn now right i'm gonna i'm gonna shoot right through this thing here what are you gonna shoot right through this thing right here this thing at the tape job on this is f f f f it's a comp on well is it a comp or let's let's discuss that it's a double tape it's a double c5 that's not a comp with our sampler that's that's what they call it they call it a sampler that's a comp it's a comp yeah all magnetic purely it's a sample of the stuff that they put out drntt c-N-T-T-C-K-S. What's that? Dirtnecks? Dirtnecks?

Dirtnecks. That was a gang I was in called the Dirtnecks. The Dirtnecks. Yeah, it was us and then the Apple Cider Boys were our members. Ratchet was in the Dirtnecks. He was. He used to say, hand it over, jerk. Hand it over, freak. Fill a buckle. How do you say the U with the U over it? Fill a buckle. Hand it over, freak. Philip Buckle?

How do you say the U with the umlaut over it? Philip Buckle. Like, atsuk. Uk. Philip Buchel. Gurasal. Philip Buchel. Yibin.

Yibin. Philip Buckle was in the turquoise boots, though. Is that like a band? Is that like a cheesecake band? That's another. That's the other gang, but they dress well. This label, Magnetic Purely.

They're called the Turk Boys Boots. And all these projects. They hated the Dirtnecks. They had a rivalry. Everyone's from Germany involved in this. The Dirtnecks? Gorasau or Gorasau, I don't know how to say it, has put out a bunch of tapes that...

I think we played a few of them. Something on Orange Milk, something on Nominal Loom. Let me see it. This looks like it's designed impeccably. Yeah, the design of this is awesome. I don't know, Joe. It looks like they got the... It's a little high up on the box there, if you ask me.

This is like a silver paper, right? Yeah, it's like there's like an O card, like a long O card. Oh, they could have glued it a little more. Yeah, the glue job. How hard is that? It's like you got so much stuff right. Yeah, and you get that fold job. You got that wrong.

You call that a fold? Can't do folds. This is silver paper. It's like the O-card, two tapes inside. Everything just says FFFF on the front of it. Mike doesn't want to swear on the air. No, I'm not going to swear. I'm not going to say the words.

I would never say those sugary words. My mother listens to this. She doesn't want to hear her son saying sugar speech. So I'm going to blow through the whole thing. Yeah, I don't know what this is. You don't know what what is. What did you say it was? Dirt.

What did you say? Dirtnex. Hey, we're the Dirtnecks. We're the best. The Dirtnecks? It's D-R-N-T. I say Dren-ticks. T-C-K-S. The Dirtnecks. All those T's are silent.

It's Dern-ticks. The Dern-ticks. Yeah, I've heard it said both ways. I've heard it both ways. Rat-a-teet is the name of the track. Well, let's get in. We're going to do the whole thing. Let's do it.

Double C5. Both tapes? Yeah. It's a double C5? Yeah. Is that what you just said to me? I do have feelings about that. This is the dumbest thing ever.

I know. This is now stupid. It's a Dave is like the dumbest person ever. This is the dumbest tape we've ever played. It's good though, man. Let's play this shit. Here we go. All those people

that I just said from the FFFF double C5 comp or sampler or four-way split. Magnetic purely. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm not sure have to go back to the I'm sorry. so I don't know. Unclear what she's doing. She's not a fish. She's not a fish. And then they bring her up.

Oh, they are a fish. She's not a fish. She's not a fish. She's not a fish. She's not a fish. She's not a fish. She's not a fish. She's not a fish.

She's not a fish. She's not a fish. She's not a fish. She's not a fish. She's not a fish. She's not a fish. She's not a fish. um so so All right. I'm going to go to the next one. Ripsley! Ripsley! Ripsley! Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so hmm Thank you. D-R-N-T-T-C-K-S The Dirtnecks Phil of a Bichel Goroso Turquoise Boots

And Yibbon I bet we said all of that right. Check, please. Off the FFFF comp. Not magnetic, purely. Matt's getting sleepy. Huh? That's Mike's new thing?

Yeah. He tells a joke and it doesn't land. He goes, oh, check, please. You'll be hearing that a lot. Check, please. No, you land a lot of jokes. I do. You're a good buddy.

I'm a funny guy. Check, please. Come on, guys. I'm funny. You are funny. I love you. All right, I'm going to play a tape now. I'm going to close out the program.

I'm going to play the last tape. Still Taste Worms. You still taste worms? What? What kind of worms are they? What kind of worms were they? North these worms what what kind of worms are they what kind of day what kind of worms were they North American picnic worms picnic the best kind yeah real juicy yeah catch a lot of fish with those yeah don't you do what do you yeah I got the picnic mediums man he fights them he

fights his worms which is illegal and dangerous that's probably why they got away they can work life they wear legal. Actually, you know what? I'm pretty good with worms. Like how worms work. I've been hiding this, but like PETA came in and released his worms. That's where they went. Like an animal liberation front. Yeah.

Said don't fight those worms. They don't care. They were wearing helmets, man. It was fine. They weren't going to hurt each other. Look how slow they swing. People getting all freaked out about it. To them, though, it's really fast.

To them, it's really fast. Mike, you don't know anything about worms. You don't know anything about worms. I know enough to, whatever. You need to go to worm school. I built one if you want to go. Or if you have some time you want to teach, too, because I need to get up to teachers.

I can do some worm school teaching, yeah. Okay. They wanted our teacher? You're not going to be able to fit inside of it, though, because I didn't want to make it because they need a couple teachers. I can do some warm school teaching, yeah. Okay. They wanted our teacher? You're not going to be able to fit inside of it though because I don't want to make it too big. Yeah.

I don't want to make the old overwintered. I understand it's not a toy anymore. I understand it's not a toy anymore. Hashtag when does a toy stop being a toy?

All right, I'm going to play this new Zomes tape. Zomes. Which is Asa Osborne and Hannah Olivegren. Oh yeah? Yeah.

Asa Osborne was in Lungfish. Lungfish. Yeah. Asa Osborne was in Lungfish. Lungfish? Yeah. They wrote that one song over and over again. If you do want to teach those, just let me know, and I'll pipe you in, all right? And then who was Asa Osborne?

He was in Lungfish. I mean, I'm sorry. Hannah? Yeah. I don't know. She's from Stockholm, from Sweden. From where? She might know Goat.

The band that we played was just like a goat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. know Goat. The band that we played was just like a goat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, the band that we played. The goat. You know the goat? The mayor. He's the mayor of the... The earlier Zomes releases was just Ace Osborne instrumental,

and now, in the last couple, she does vocals. Oh, yeah. But now this tape is her reciting poetry by David Wagoner. Okay. And then Zomes doing some little, some bongo. is her reciting poetry by David Wagoner. Okay. And then Zom's doing some bongo beatnik shit. Ripping on some poetry. Yeah.

Is it dirty poetry? It's not dirty. It's clean. Any limericks? No. I don't like dirty limericks. This sounds like it's going to be boring. On Near Unison.

Which I don't know who Near Unison is. Do you know anything about that label? No. I was looking up that label a little bit earlier. And you hit a brick wall? I was doing it while I was driving my car. I was looking on the phone. What happened? I hit a brick wall. Drove right into a brick wall. Somebody had painted a tunnel on it. Like the Wile E. Coyote tunnel. I thought I could go through it.

And then you couldn't. I couldn't. And you didn't find anything else. Near Unison also put out a Zombs LP. Oh, alright. And they put out this tape else. Near Unison also put out a Zombs LP. Oh, all right. And they put out this tape. That's all that's on Discogs. But is Dave dead? Dave's dead. So here's this tape.

And thank you for episode 95. I like how the cover looks. I like how the cover looks like you would buy this. It would be like a meditation tape you got at Goodwill. Yeah. Like a shitty New Age tape. Like, down to the fact that your Noroco has, like, the grime from the price tag you ripped off. Yeah, from the sticker. Oh, look at this color shell.

What is that? I got that on Cassessor Day, too. Oh, yeah? Booyah. That was a big day for you, Joe. It was a big day. I'm very happy for you. And I bought a Dead Meadow tape.

Talk about that color scheme really quick. Well, I'd go with like, what, a banana yellow. Is that what you'd say? For the cover? A banana yellow? Banana yellow. I like my bananas a little bit more yellow. Oh, okay. I don't even know what color text that is. I like mine a little bit more green

than that. I have no idea what color text that is. A dark bluish green? Yeah, on the yellow. And then that cassette shell. Yeah, I don't know. What color is color is this i don't know it's a grandma's mints right it's like a pastel-y white green with easter they're really chalky ones with the jelly in the middle yeah definitely this is definitely chalky yeah it's an italian picnic mint but for some reason it's green but for some reason it tastes like black licorice. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, there's a strong, like, anise. Yeah. All right. Thanks for listening to episode 95. I love this. Thanks to... Well, I don't like it. I don't like anise.

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Episode 95. Though your brothers After the long hunt And fasting After holding still Have found fox Bear mother Or snake at their sides

And taken them Into the empty mouths Of their spirits. Do not be jealous. They will be cunning or strong or good at dreaming. Do not be ashamed that you, when the day changed, when the first hour came falling suddenly over the last hour, found only fog as the eye of your heart opened. Now when your feet touch earth, nothing will know you. You will move without moving a leaf.

Climb the steep cliffside as easily as hawk. Cross water, pass silently as owl. You will become trees by holding them inside you, and tall stones become a whole valley. Where birds fall still, where men stay close to fires, you without wings or hands will gleam against them They will breathe you They will be lost in you

Your song will be the silence between their songs Your white darkness will teach them You will wrap all love and fear In a beautiful blindness I had watched for it in the sky Thickened by moon's held breath or out of the turning ground below me dim as my hands

or from ash leaves restless as eyelids or out of the dog circling wind but my spirit came on the third night from no direction not up through the hollow tree but from my heart's hollow. Now my throat and my breast grow model-like ash bark. My beak darkens and hardens. My feathers lengthen, I fall, forward gliding silent on wings, seeing the In the dance of the broken claws I fall

Again deeper And my fast has ended Now with you Mouse brother You, mouse brother. Young men, not knowing what to remember. Come to this hiding place of moons and years. To this old man, old man they say, where should we go? Where did you find what you remember? Was it perched in a tree?

Did it hoover deep in the white water? Was it covered over with dead stalks in the grass? Will we taste it if our mouth has long lain empty? Will we feel it between our eyes if we face the wind all night and turn the color of earth? If we lay down in the rain, can we remember sunlight? He answers, I have become the best and the worst I dreamed. When I move my feet, the ground moves under them When I lay down, I fit the earth too well

Stones long underwater will burst in the fire But stones long in the sun and under the dry night Will ring when you strike them Or break in two There were always many places to beg for answers Now the places themselves have come in close to be told. I have called even my voice in close to whisper with it. Every secret is as near as your fingers. If your heart stutters with pain and hope, bend forward over it like a man at a small campfire.