Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #96 | 11.6.16

Episode Date: November 6, 2016

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Hey guys, this is Ridgewell from Bay Area's Hajju Tapes, and you're listening to Tabs out. I was turning down the wrong channel, Mike. Story of your life, Dave. Story of my life. Tabs out. I was turning down the wrong channel, Mike. Story of your life, Dave. Story of my life. Tabs out. Cassette Podcast, episode number... Help me out here. Ian, what do we got?

Is that right? 96. The last one was 95. Can I get... Well, let's see. A little Easter egg. The last one... At the end of the last episode.

Spoiler alert if you haven't listened to the last episode. Spoilers, spoilers. This episode is 96. The previous episode... Ian, remind me again what it was. I didn't say it. I'm Frank Sinatra, baby! Episode number 96.

Ian Franklin joining us today. Where's Joe? Hey, what's up joining us today where's Joe I think he's at the he's at home washing his tights he's at the Hager outlet right oh that's right he was going down to it takes him about a week and a half to actually do the full fitting because they have to measure him

oh it's like there's a tailor down there big time he's got a guy I... Oh, it's like there's a tailor down there, huh? Big time. He's got a guy. I imagine like the Hager's outlet is like their tailor. He's like an old-timey guy. Too scary. He wears like a top hat and a fancy suit. That'd be nice.

That sounds really nice. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. But yeah, our thongs on Parasite with Joe B. wherever he is. Ian, thanks for showing up. Yeah, definitely. How have you been?

Not too bad. Pretty good. What's this shirt you got on? It's too scary. Isn't that me? Too scary. Too spooky. Search Eye.

Search Eye. It's music. Modular guy, right? Modular, yeah. He does black metal stuff, too. I'm the president of my module group, actually. Exactly. Please tell me where you got that.

Please tell me. Tell me how you felt when you heard it. Was it a surprise? I shot right out of bed. I imagine. I imagine you got rock hard. Oh, yeah. It's straight at the floor when you heard that. Let's play a tape. Yeah, what are we playing tonight? What am I going to start out with?

I'm going to start with this fucking tape. This is a good one. I like that cover already. I like what I'm seeing over here. You like what you're saying? Big time. You want to describe the cover a little bit, Dave? I'll hold it up. It's like a banded gradient. It is. It's like you

printed it out on a bad copy machine that's having issues. You got to call in tech. Yeah. You say, Linda, we're getting the streaks and the copies again. And she says, when that happens, you got to call the 800 number. Well, that's like how the gradients looked in like Josh Paint Shop Pro beta version.

Yeah. It's like we're still working on getting the gradients right. The tools are coming along. We have scissors, but we can't figure out why. We don't know what they do yet. I hope they were just like, fit this in somehow. Sea of Dogs.

Tape call through the fog and the driftwood on Bedlam tapes. And see what they do there. I know, they put in all these silly little characters. What? Look at that. That could have been Sea of Digs. But don't worry, I googled it. What? Look at that. That could have been C if Diggs. Don't worry. I Googled it.

It's C if dogs. I checked. Let me look at that. Are you sure that's how you pronounce it? I'm one of... Now I have my doubts. Look at that. That cover is really nice.

It is really good. Did you draw this? I like that one. This is a reissue from a 2014 digital release. Oh, I'm blowing up over here. The person who does this label... Now, I'm going to read you something, guys. This is official.

This is from the net. All right? This has been net notarized because it's been uploaded. This person... I forget who does this project, but they are, quote, a pioneer of the experimental vaporwave subgenre, Ocean Grunge.

So we're dealing with a pioneer here. Ocean Grunge. Ocean Grunge is a subgenre of vaporwave? Did you draw this? What is Ocean Grunge? I don't know. I'm 35 years old, and I don't know what Ocean Grunge is. I love Grudge. I love Gr know. I'm 35 years old, and I don't know what Ocean Grunge is. I love Grudge.

I love Grudge. I love Grudge music. I was listening to the Ramp Hot Chili Peps just an hour ago. Come on. Mike! Mike! Let him talk! Mike!

Let him talk! Abikibar Trump Sarkar. So, yeah, the cover, like you said, is awesome. I'm prank Sinatra, baby! All right. I'm going to play two tracks off the A-side. You play the keyboard and we'll play the cups. Damn it! I'm going to play two tracks off the A side. You play the keyboard and we'll play the cups. Grunge's Last Stand and It's Over.

Two really good tracks on this tape. You said this was a reissue? A reissue of a digital release from 2014. So let's get into this. Grunge's Last Stand is a good track, but fucking It's's over it's huge it's really good alright go

through the fog and the driftwood bedlam number 19 Outro Music Thank you. ¶¶ I'm so tired of living alone We roll like a child I'm sorry, don't leave me alone I'm sorry, don't leave me alone We roll like a child I'm sorry, don't leave me alone I'm sorry, don't leave me alone We were like the stars

We were like the stars I can't stop ¶¶ See you, dogs. Yeah, that was really good. You like Dykes? It is, right? Yeah. Sea of Dogs. Yeah, that was really good. You like Dykes? It is, right? Yeah. I don't know if that's ocean grunge. I don't know if you can see. So are they claiming they spearheaded that genre?

I don't know. Pioneers. Pioneers. Okay, so Oregon Trail. Pioneering and spearheading the same thing? You died of Ocean Grunge. I don't think so. I died of Ocean Grunge on playing Oregon Trail

a long time as a kid. Anyway, what I was getting at is that reminds me of Clams Casino. So maybe early Clams Casino is Ocean Grunge. Possibly. Nice. Proto Ocean Grunge. Possibly. Nice. Proto Ocean Grunge. Like it was almost there, but the aesthetic wasn't quite right.

So what's right before an ocean? What's right before an ocean? Like the shore? It's like Shore Grunge. Oh, I thought... See, I was going by magnitude. Okay. Magnitude.

All right, Ian. You want to play a tape? Yeah, I was going by magnitude. Okay. All right, Ian. You want to play a tape? Yeah, I'll do one. There was something else I wanted to say about that. Pack that up. Now I forget. Pack it up. I'm going to do...

This is a tape, a split tape. Stell Fox. What's wrong with it? Pranked you guys. As you know, I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. I'm prank Sinatra, baby. Split tape. Stealth Fox and Low Flung.

This came out on Tandem Tapes. No. Tandem. No. Have we played anything on Tandem before? I think we did, but I can't remember which one it was. I don't know. But Sean gave me this.

We have. I wanted to. And I had this tape one time, and I was going to play it one episode, and then it got bumped. Ooh. Ooh, sorry. But yeah, this is a new label, right? Yeah, new label.

I think this is actually an Indonesian label. Okay. I don't know if Sean knows the people behind it personally or they just got in touch or whatever. This isn't the boss battle thing, like the more chiptune dancey stuff. This is like

dronier. But actually there's some mellow beat stuff in there. It's good tape. Nice. I like the look of these tapes. Keep them busy. He does keep busy. He puts a lot of stuff out.

Yeah, I like the artwork for this too. I feel like I'm distracted because I feel like I know where the other ones are. It's kind of like a collage-y Xerox type thing maybe. Oh, like a black and white thing on some thick cardstock there. Glossy too.

Or is it? Yeah. It's got like a semi-gloss to it. Strange Mountain Pair Om split. Dr. Noisem Theo Negreja split. I feel like the... Ruben Ingall Logic Loss split.

Those are the other tapes this label's put out. So this must have... I think it did like a split batch. It's weird. It's like the ink is glossy on this, not the paper. Almost like a thermal print or something. Take a look at that, Mike. Let me see. No, that's the same thing special about it.

That's kind of like a, yeah, that makes sense. I don't know. It's got a little gloss on it. A little gloss. It's a little shiny. I'll rub it right off, I bet. I don't know. You might have to work with's got a little gloss on it. A little gloss. It's a little shiny. I'll rub it right off, I bet. I don't know. You might have to work with that for a little while.

I can already feel it softly. I rub my thumb over it. I feel like I could at least smudge it. Minimum. I'm a greasy guy. Yeah, well, you get that thing wet a little bit. So what were you playing? The Stealth Fox side?

Yeah, this is the Stealth Fox side. Listen to a little cut. Let's do it. Stealth Fox.? Yeah, this is the Stealth Fox side. Listen to a little cut. Let's do it. Stealth Fox. It's nice, right? Is it nice? Ten tapes. Too spooky. It's not spooky, is it? No, it's not too spooky. Too scary.

Oh! Too scary. Too rough. Too scary. Too mean. Too scary. I'll get you bar. Trump. Shark car. Alright, hand it on over come on let him talk alright

it's Delphox do we know who Low Flung is I'm not sure who Low Flung is it's so loud Dave Dave come on

you just lost our listener they love that one. Stealth Fox from the low-flung split. I know. Tandem tapes number three. Let's go. Do it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THE END Thank you. so

so Thank you. Thank you. so stealth ox i'm not ready stealth fox on Fox on tandem tapes. That was really good, man. Yeah, whole side is real good. It's like one long track. But then low flung, I think it's a couple tracks. So it's not two medium tracks? No. And it's not three small tracks?

No. One large one. One Ventex. Oh, it's back. Thanks for bringing that back, Dave.ave no problem i like that one a lot sometimes you gotta let a classic uh simmer a little bit all right sometimes that one was free you know the old podcast yeah a little podcast tip dave's podcast tips just paypal me uh whatever you think whatever you think is fair just send it on over over. Too scary. All right, Dave, what do you got?

I'm going to play a seasonal jam here. A little bit late, a couple days late, but Geographic North put out this compilation Halloween-themed comp called Death on the Hour. This is a good one. Yeah, it's a really good one. I wrote about this tape on the website. I like that purple shell. Lots of big names on here.

I'm glad they went with the purple shell. Lots of familiar names and big names. Like what? Some tiny names. George Washington. Skinny names. You got some fat names in here. Are there any medium names on there?

There's some mediums. Yeah, there's lots of mediums in here. You put your first name in and you shake it all about. You know what I like? I like the double J card thing. They've got the cutout. Yeah, by the way, talk about that for a second. Give me a little description of that guy there.

It's okay. You can talk to me. That's sort of like a piece of a jack-o'-lantern cut, but like a really aggressive one. Hold on. Hand it over to me right this second. I just saw something I never noticed before. God, this is really good. So on the back...

It's even better up close. So on the back, the back flap. So you're looking at the back flap of the J card. You boys with me? I'm with you, Mike. The back flap. You know what I'm talking about. You're painting the picture.

Do you think it's the front, Dave? Do I think it's the front? Yeah. What I'm looking at right now? No, no, the back. Do I think the back the front, Dave? Do I think it's the front? Yeah. What I'm looking at right now? No, the back. Do I think the back is the front? No, I don't. Ian, do you think it's the spine I'm talking about?

No, I think you're talking about the back. All the way in the back. There's a cutout, a little triangle cutout there. Uh-huh. And look how it's mirrored on the cassette shell. The printing on the cassette shell. That is a nice little... Very nice.

It's a very mysterious feeling. How's it going, big boy? That looks really fucking nice. And the die cut in the front, like a section of a jack-o'-lantern. It's like a really scary section. I'm so scared. Too spooky.

Too scary. And I'm glad they went with the purple shell. Then there's the white card inside with all the info on it. You want to read some of the names off? I want to see what it looks like without the white paper. Not as good. Not as good. Well, look at the back, though.

That's really good. That's good, because now you have the purple triangle and the white triangle. Yeah, that's nice. Ian, let's hear some names. I don't know some of these names. It's okay. You can talk to me. There's Leech. Who's that? Twins.

The movie? I don't know if it's the movie who did the track. I think it's probably somebody named Twins. Is it the CGI Friday? I appreciate you being nice. Thanks, Ian. That's why I'm here.

I love when you're nice. Got an M. Sage track. That one I know. Got Moon Diagrams. I know Moon Diagrams. We played them before. Yeah, we played Moon Diagrams. Got Windy and Carl.

Windy and Carl. Both of them. That's a good cartoon. No, they were a whatchamacallit, a vaudevillian act. Oh. The cane. They did it all. They sang. They danced.

Comedy. They did the whole thing. Because back then you had to be a performer. You had to do it all. And you had to be able to do it quickly and for cheap. Or you're going to get run out of town. And you gotta be good. You gotta have what it takes. And Dave, you don't to do it quickly and for cheap. Oh, yeah. Or you're going to get run out of town. And you got to be good. You got to have what it takes. And Dave, you don't have what it takes.

1942. You don't have what it takes. The year was 1942. Who's that? Playing the Spelunky Theater. Get the idea? Crowd of 5,000. Packed house.

Go on. The president was in the front row. I told Mickey, I says, Mickey, we got to do this thing right tonight. Mickey said, I don't know if we can do it right. He said, my canker shorts, see, canker shorts back then were like a big, you know, there was a big hoorah.

I have the same conversations with my son. Two's great, but three's a crowd. Two's great. So what is a crowd. Too spooky. So what are we playing from this comp that is definitely too spooky? We're going to be playing Landing and

MCH on this comp. Landing. I've been listening. I was surprised to see Landing on this comp. I've been a fan of Landing's music for several years, but was not acquainted through cassette culture

with Landon. Pretty cool to see that. Who are we hearing first, Dave? We're going to be hearing Landon and Sage. In that order? Two covers. I'll let you figure it out. If you can't figure this out, you're a dummy.

That's all I'm going to say. All right. Here we go. What was the order again? Landing. Landing first. Followed by MSAGE. Okay.

Here we go with... Landing. Landing. Followed by MSAGE off the Death on the Hour comp on Geographic North. In that order? Yes. All right. Let's's go here we go with Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, you're coming. I'm gonna spell on you And blow your mind

You better stop the things that you do I need mine You know I can't stand it When you run and cry You don't Get it baby Can't stand it When you put me down I feel this pain in my ear

And I don't know what I'm doing Now you're mine. I love you. I love you. I love you I love you I love you in hell And I don't care If you don't want me I'm yours right now I'll dispel you And now you're mine ¶¶ Now you are

Now you are Now you are Now you are Now you are The first of all years Now you are Now Now Now Now

Now Now Now Now Now Now Now Now

Now Now Now Now Now landing and m sage off of the uh death on the hour comp in geographic north a good one very spooky so excellent i guess you guys know what those covers were, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I know because I heard this. Mike knows. I always know. I'm always on the head of the curve, if you know what I mean. I'm always rounding into second.

Yeah. The crack of the bat. Crack of the bat. Foul balls. We're talking about sports. The hot dogs. Yeah. The scoreboard. You'll get it all here on Tabs Out.

Tabs Out sports should be a thing. Yeah. I say, well, what do you think about the World Series? Do you think the Cubbies should have won it? Oh, yeah. Definitely. They had the most bats. They definitely had the most bats.

They had the uniforms were perfect every night. Yeah. The tuck, the belt. They had the umps. They had the outs. They didn't have too many outs. They had just the right... Oh, they had the waves.

And the points, that was the icing on the cake. All the points they got, boys. The homers, the slides, all the points. It's like a point salad out there, and they were just making it. They just saw it. They saw it and made it. They were just like, you see all that salad out there, boys? Go make some points.

Damn it! I had something else to say. I forgot what it was. That shit's good. Now who turns it mine? You all right, Dave? I'm in pain. It's okay. You can talk to me.

I'm going to play this tape right here. And there's one of these for each of us, fellas. What? Really? What? This is tape... I guess you would say tape 000. Oh, I get it now. You got it?

Tape 000 from... It's called Dream on the label OTA. Is that scary? Tell me about your... I want you to tell me and Ian. It's just us listening. Nobody else listening, Dave.

I want you to tell us about the last dream that you had. Will you do that? What were we talking about? And this tape, it's like limited to like, I want to say, 30. It's a low number.

30. It's a C24, limited to 30, and each cover is hand-drawn. I like it. Grab the other two out of there. There's two more in the box. It's this yellow J card. Isn't that neat? It says tape 000 underscore dream on the spine in red.

Are these all three the same tapes they have? We all get one. All three the same tape, big guy. Three different covers. Because what I just said to you in the segment earlier, if you were paying attention. I wasn't listening. No, I wasn't listening. If you tuned in for a moment, each cover was hand-drawn individually.

That's really good. Hand in hand. I gotta say, I really like the art on the one that I got. Did you draw this? It's kind of like a dramatic landscape. Mine's like lollipops on the moon. There's like a moon crystal rock.

And there's a hill and it's nighttime. Mine's like a gas can mountain that's leaking. Mine's like... Yeah, yours is really political. No, that's... I think that's an old-timey letterpress. It's like they deconstructed the old MTV logo on the top. They did.

I think there's an apple on the top of everything. Apple, Dave? Ian, what's yours? Mine's like a finger with a fingernail poking a little microscopic protozoa or something. Oh, like he's pissing it off. No, I'm going to say it right now. That is extremely sexual. Extremely, Ian.

I didn't want to go there. If you don't see how that's extremely sexual, I have to question your lovemaking. I didn't want to go there, but clearly... I have to question your lovemaking. You were seeing things that you want to see. Your patriotism, your strength, everything about you. I see a piece of salmon laying on

a crosscut of an old growth tree. See the rings there and there's the salmon? That's what I'm talking about. They're about to chop it. See, everything is open to interpretation. It's got some tassels on it, but that's okay. Don't jump to conclusions. Exactly. Well, anyway, this tape,

two side long tracks. It's back. It's back. It's back in a big way. Let it. You got to let a classic. What was it? You got to let a, you got to boil a classic. You got to let a classic boil.

So dumb. Okay. Dave is the dumbest person I know. Let's play tape zero, zero, zero. Dream off of OTA. You ready? Yes. Why not?

Let's do this. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get some more water. Thank you. Tape 000. Tape 000. That was real good. Called Dream on OTA. Yeah, man, that label is a... I like them a lot. Oh! Ohos Tres Amigos, OTA, out of Portugal.

Dave, you played a tape on that label by Bora Botas like maybe 10 episodes ago. Do you remember that? I don't. No? I mean, I recognize the name, but I don't remember. It's a good label. It's really like fucking meditate on some shit kind of stuff.

Small batches. That tape's really good, man. Yeah, man. I want to go listen to Borobotus again. It's cool they sent a bunch of copies, too. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, thank you. Very nice.

Very nice. Who just went? Mike just went? Mike just went. Is it me? Your turn, Ian. This is one from a new label called Dinzoo Artifacts. All right. I've been hearing about this. Yeah. This is a label

done by the same guy who does Spring Break tapes. Spring Break. Yes. We've gotten lots of Spring Break stuff. They just put out their first batch, right? Yeah, this is one from the first batch. I was looking at their... He didn't send them over or anything. But I was looking at them. He sent them over to over or anything, so... But I was looking at them.

He sent them over to me. Oh, he sent... Wait a minute. Hold on. I didn't get anything. Hold on, hold on. I feel like such a stupid person. Slam on the brakes.

He's sending official Tabs Out submissions to you, direct to you. We don't allow that. It wasn't official Tabs Out submissions. They have to go through me. That's what I mean. He didn't send us the... I've got plenty of official Tabs Out submissions. Dave, you better be lying. I will go to the post office tonight. Submissions out. Wait for them to go through me. That's what I mean. He didn't send us the cards. I've got plenty of official tabs out submissions. Dave, you better be lying.

I will go to the post office tonight. Submissions out. Wait for them to open up Monday. There's so many different types of submissions. Yeah. Don't worry, big guy. They're in that box I gave you. All right.

This is real tight, though. I wanted to say something, Ian. We'll see. Let him talk. I just wanted to say that I really liked it. I just wanted to say that I was waiting for it. Mike. I couldn't even tell.

It's like a mannequin. A deer in headlights because I knew it was coming. Mike. Let him talk. Mike. Where's David? David around someplace? Mike.

Where's David? David around someplace? Mike. Where's David? David around someplace? Mike. Where's David? David around someplace? Mike! Where's David? David around someplace? Mike! Where's David? David around someplace? Mike! Where's David? David around someplace?

Mike! Mike! Where's David? David around someplace? Where's David? David around someplace? Where's David? David around someplace?

Too mean. Too rough. Too scary. Trump. Sarkar. I wanted to say that I really like the look. It's really good. I really like the logo. Yeah. really good. I really like the logo.

Yeah. That little guy that looks like a DNA. Dave's D looks like a DNA. A DNA? Is that like DNA, but like your DNA? It's like Mike's DNA. He has DNA. Hold on a minute.

Hold on. He has an extra N in his DNA. Hold on. That's why he's so weird? Dave's D looks like an A. That's what I wanted to say. Mike, that rhymes so good. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before?

Mike has D-N-N-A. That's why he's so weird. Dave, you're literally the dumbest person I know. Like a Ben Precht. You know, I hate it when you guys fight. Wish we could just get along. Alright, what do you plan on Dindu Artifacts? How does he spell artifacts?

He spells it... He spells it all wackadoo, right? It's out there. He's like an old jazz man with it. He's gonna whack you with it. How does he spell artifacts? Is it different? It's A-R-T-e-f-a-c-t-s and that's wrong right i don't know i don't know how to spell this i don't either this is one batch first batch this is uh giovanni lami tape is called

opal or opal I'm not sure exactly. There's an E on the end of that. Do you guys ever think that like, you know how like things keep getting easier for us with like calculators and cell check and like looking things up all the time? Do you ever think that people are going to have to do like mental exercises? Like we do like physical activity

because we live such sentient lifestyles now compared to what we used to. We'll have to do mental exercises to keep our brains from turning to mush. We have to do exercises to keep our bodies from turning to mush. You can do this at home yourself. You don't need to come over to my house to do it.

Yeah, that makes sense. Totally. Who'd you say this was? This is Giovanni Lami. You know what? I'm playing the tape later on in the show by somebody named Giovanni. Ribisi! This is a two Giovanni Lamy. You know what? I'm playing the tape later on in the show by somebody named Giovanni. Ribisi. This is a two Giovanni night. The GMC Boiler Room?

It's pretty good. Two for one. Okay. I'm excited about this. There's that logo again. Look at it. It looks like Dave's little D. It looks like an A.

Open it up, too. It's got a nice J part. That's what I do. That's Mike's D and an A checking in. Come on, man. Don't lose that download code, though. Lost it already. It's what I do. That's Mike's DNA checking in. Come on, man. Don't lose that download code though. Lost it already. It just fell.

Damn. That's why it's head shaped like that. Holy shit. Hold on. Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What were you saying? This J card.

Watch when you open this up. You got the one panel. What? That huge number. Is that the release number? Mike, if it counts down. If it counts down. If it gets to the bird in Lost when they didn't put the code in.

Hold on. What do you think the next panel is going to be? It better be 02. I'm so excited. I'm literally so excited. Hold on. Let me calm down. Why is it 03 though if it's counting down? Play me a sound clip.

Play me something. Calm me down. Play me a sound clip. Play me something. Play me something? Calm me down. All right. All right, let's unfold it. Three. Wow. What?

That's really nice. Yeah. Look at that. A little twist. That's really nice. Not what I was expecting. Let's not say what it is. Yeah, let's not say. Let's not say.

Do you think there's anything on the last fold? I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no because the rest of it's blank too. Okay. It's not say. Do you think there's anything on the last fold? I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no because the rest of it's fine too. Okay, it's not. I would have liked a little plus sign. If it was another 0-3, I would have lost my mind. A tiny one? Yeah.

Can we take a break? There's one on the spine. Can we take a break so I can think about that? There's a little one on the spine. There's a little guy. That's where he ran to. Can you imagine him like, running really fast?

Those little numbers? This is nice paper, too. This manila. Do tell. And everyone from the batch is like that, but different in their own way. This nice number. Who wrote that 23?

Look at that. It's numbered out of 100. look at that 23 who wrote that oh somebody with a heavy stock for the down ship or penmanship it is heavy stock it's patriotism Davis what it is that's what makes you don't throw it. Okay, let's play this. I'm really... Oh, hold on. Whoa, something else. Look at this shell. This is beautiful.

Let me get a look at that. This prison shells with a... Oh, look at that. Look at that imprinting. Just on the one side, it's perfect. Look at that. It's a peach. Very nice.

This is a peach. They all look like this. Very nice stuff. They didn't send us that. It's a peach. Very nice. This is a peach. They all look like this. Very nice stuff. I wouldn't know. They didn't send us any. I wouldn't know. You ready to play this, Dave? Yeah.

Why not? Let's do it. Let's see what happens. Talk her in. Fuck it, man. Play the shit. I really don't really care anymore. Let's just do it.

Make America great again. This is Giovanni Lami on Dindu Artifacts. Here we go. Amikibar Trump Sarkar. so uh I'm sorry. I don't know. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so so Thank you. Giovanni Lamy. Lamy. Lamy.

Jesus Christ. Dave, unmute my... They love their daddy. Give my soundboard. And they love their daddy. That's what I want. There he is. That was fucking tight, man.

I found another thing I like about the layout of Denzu Artifacts, which I gotta say, that is a word. I got the definition right here in front of me. I can't wait to see this. But when you pick up the tape and you look at it from the back, it looks like a little face with the spools or eyes. It does. And then the logo is like a little

mouth. Oh my god, they're doing drugs to each other. Alright, Dave, what do you got where's David David around someplace was David David around someplace how about we play this new jammer from oxtail where's David David around some Mike Mike Niagara's label. Ah, I like that. Yeah. Hell yeah. It's me's too. It's okay. You can talk to me.

What are you playing? I'm going to play this Andreas Brandl tape. Okay, yeah. This came out. Have we played anything else from this batch? The Glass Frog tape or the... No, I think this just came out. What was the other one? It was three tapes.

It was Glass Frog, which is Conrad Cam's project. That was from this batch? Yeah. I thought that was from the last batch. Was there a Ruckle tape? Was that it? Or was that from the last batch? He's definitely putting them out. You said it, Ian. Say that again, just so

our listeners can hear it. He's putting them out. He's definitely putting them out. This tape's called Flames and Ether. It's going putting them out. This tape's called Flames and Ether. It's going to be hard to refute that. Flames and Ether? Too scary, man. Too scary. Too rough.

Yeah, Andreas Brandl. Too mean. He's been active for probably about eight or ten years now, right? Sexually active? Yeah. Yeah. About that long. This might grow up.

Yeah, grow up, Mike. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? Yeah, he's... That's really good. he was putting out a i think he like took a break for a while right i i feel like he disappeared for a little bit he vanished well he's been releasing stuff under other kind of uh monikers i guess undercover work huh tell me about it i did some undercover work is that? Tell me about it. I did some undercover work myself. He has that Project Flesh Coffin. Too scary.

Too scary. Hidden Persuaders. Hidden Persuaders. Too mean. Too rough. Might have another one or two up his sleeve, too. Too mean. Too rough.

But, um... Too mean. Too rough. This is a really, really good tape, actually. I've been listening to it a lot. Not just a good tape. A really good tape. Why were I've been listening to it a lot. Not just a good tape. A really good tape. Why were you surprised?

Stylistically very different from the stuff that I've heard previous. Kind of a trick, right? Ooh. Fooled you. I fooled you. I like this inside image. Oh, very nice. Oh, that is...

Look at that. Do you think that's in Norway? Did you draw this? That's beautiful. I didn't draw it. It's beautiful. I don't think that's in norway did you draw this that's beautiful i didn't draw it it's beautiful i don't think it's a drawing man i think that's a photograph oh what kind of graph photo oh yeah in you're so dumb you ever see lord of the rings yeah is that where this is from that's! No photos! When the wizard says, no photos! This looks really nice.

Let's play something from this. Are you guys ready? Andres Brando. What's the name of the tape? Flames and Ether? Something scary, right? Yeah, very scary. Too scary for me.

I'm prank Sinatra, baby! Don't prank me me i'm looking for something oh here we go it's a c46 addition to 50 oxale recordings andres brandel what what say that last thing it's a c46 addition to 50 oxale recordings andres brandel okay is that not what i said well you said his name a little weird did Did I? Oh, man, I hate that because I don't have to record it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to die. I can't chew gum and do this. That's ridiculous. Now you've got a pack of nerds and it's just sliding off. You've got some chewed up gum just sliding off a pack of nerds. That's disgusting. It's like really slow flipper. Don't squish it up.

Just throw it out, Mike. Throw it out. Why are you saving it? I'm going to put it in the nerds box and have it take shape. That was a really tight take. We're up here, by the way, eating all my kids' Halloween candy. And Dave, when we were doing it, you came up with something good. Oh, yeah.

If you guys want to try this, take a Milk Duds. No, no, no. Not that. That was a good idea, though. That was a good idea, too. But not that. The other idea I had was that I saw a package of Milk Duds, and I said Milk Dubs,

and I said that Orange Milk should do a remix series called Milk Dubs. That would be really good. But, like, you know, parody the Milk Duds logo. Keith Rankin, do your thing. Go nuts, but keep that in mind. Drip whatever you wanted to drip. Whatever you wanted to drip. That's up to you, baby.

What are we doing now? Also, I saw a... What'd you say? I saw a tabletop board game called Pyramid Arcade that looked a lot like Keith Rankin work. Oh, yeah? Really? Pyramid Arcade is a really good project name, by the way. It is, actually. So which game first?, by the way. It is, actually.

So which came first? That's the question. That is the question. Did you get in touch with his lobsters about it? Keith Ragnan has some lobsters? Like lawyers? Legal lobsters, yeah. Lobsters?

Legal lobsters, call us in a pinch legal lobsters handle all of orange milk's like legal battles that they have yeah like that time like that giant

claw track was on sex in the city listen they're slimy but they get it done yeah are they actually lobsters well

I think they're grown men in lobster suits if you're asking me alright let's just go on Are they actually lobsters? Well, I think they're grown men in lobster suits. If you're asking me. All right. Let's just go on with... It'd be hard to pull off, but I could see it happening. What would be hard about it?

Like, to convince people that you should be their lawyers? No, a lobster dressing up as a human being. Like, to pull that off. Like, to be, like, you know, convincing. Like, just, like, glue, like, Ken doll parts to it. to pull that off. To be convincing. Just glue Ken doll parts to it and have it crawl around and you scream from behind the curtain.

We're going to sue them. That doesn't sound like it's going to work at all. It might though. What do I know? It might work. Kind of a trick, right? Whose turn is it? That's a tight tape that was fun

I liked it that means it's my turn right different right does that mean it's my turn that does that's exactly what it means come on Mike alright

where's David David around someplace I'm gonna play this Jake let him talk let him talk let him talk let him talk let him talk you get the idea j glass dubs from the tape new teeth for an old country you guys ever seen that movie new teeth for an old country oh yeah the guy with the movie, New Teeth for an Old Country? Oh, yeah. The guy with the... New Teeth for Old Men?

He's got the bicycle pump. It's real creepy. Yeah. On, I guess, bouquet versions? Or bouquet versions? Hmm. It's a second edition. Bobby Kibar, Trump, Sarkar.

Of 50. They put out this tape, I think, like, maybe last year or earlier this year. In addition of 50. They put out this tape, I think, like, maybe last year or earlier this year, in addition of 100. Dimitris Papadatos from Athens, Greece. Is it... I like the... It's, like, printed on, like,

tracing paper, like a vellum. Oh. Yeah, like a vellum paper. Ooh, that's nice. It's really nice. I've never seen color printing on vellum before. I don't think. You know what? I don't really know if I have either.

It's really... Especially in such detail. Yeah, really... It's very striking. I'm surprised it, like, caught that much of the color. I would have expected it to be a little bit, like, paler. This design is like Trapper Keepers from an alternate universe.

Let me see. Like another universe in our 1980s. Oh, it looks even better from the back. Yeah. It's crisp. Ian, you nailed it. It's crisp. He said it. Give that man a hand.

Oh, this one is black like black and white and chills Is that crisp, Stewie? Help me out No, it's not crisp, it's more like You're right already, you already passed the test I really like this J-card design Oh yeah?

Did you draw this? It's very nice It is very, very nice It's very, very nice Very is very very nice it's very very nice very really good very nice try very nice try well let's get into this let's play something off this tape well see you later what do you think what are you thinking hand me that j card i like everything together before we start all right j glass dubs from New Teeth for an Old Country. Re-ish on Bokeh Versions.

Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. j glass dubs that was like some like you were saying that's like what milk dubs should sound if milk dub was a genre that would be milk dub yeah yeah and then you would have like you'd like have you'd have like a series like milk dubs heavy cream you would have like... You'd have like a series, like Milk Dubs, Heavy Cream. You'd have like... I think Heavy Cream is an offshoot genre. Milk Dubs, 2%. No, no. I'm talking about like compilation names. Oh, okay.

I see what you're saying. Milk Dub compilation. Because I was saying if Milk Dub was a genre, then there'd be like offshoots of that. Like Heavy Cream would be an offshoot of that. Well, that could work too. Or like a dark Milk Dub. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be good. You could still call a milk

dub comp heavy cream with that in mind. And eventually you'd have hard butter. Hard? Ooh. See, that's when it starts jumping the shark. Well, it'll happen. Always does. It'll come back in 10 or 15 years. You know what I'm going to listen to? Skim.

You know how everything keeps... Skim is going to be good. Guys, do you ever realize... Do you ever think about how stuff is... And then like people like... Just like moving faster and faster and faster and faster and older you get. Like...

Like... Like everything around you. Like the Korean you see might not be the Korean I see, Dave. Yeah. Like the Statue of Liberty might not even be there. I just wonder...

How fast do you think I could run from the bottom of the Statue of Liberty to the top, Ian? How fast? How long would it take me? In fast? How long would it take me? In minutes, how long would it take me? Three. Two minutes would take me.

Do you think music popularity, you know how things become more popular? In my lifetime, things got more popular in 10-year cycles. What kind of drugs do you take? Go away and come back 10, 15 years later. Do you think it'll go faster? Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? Like, Vaporwave will die out, and like three years later, it'll come back. Oh, Vaporwave.

Remember Vaporwave? Yeah, it's totally Ocean Grunge now. It's Ocean Grunge, but give it a couple years, and it'll be, oh, remember Vaporwave? Proto Ocean Grunge? Heavy Cream. Remember Heavy Cream? Heavy Cream. One, then there was 1%, 2%. And there was Skim. Remember Heavy Cream? Heavy Cream. One, then there was 1%, 2%.

2%. Then there was Skim. Remember Skim? Skim was my favorite. Me and Ian have been talking about Skim, Dave. I don't even listen to Skim anymore. I got over it. I just got into it.

Wait, you guys are off Skim? You just grow out of it. Oh, come on. I'm just getting into it. No, Yogurt. Fruit on the Bottom. We listen to Fruit on the Bottom now. It's like Holly Waxman type stuff, but sped up.

It's Fruit on the bottom yogurt. I'm thinking about getting into the real raw stuff. Like what? You know, the non-pasteurized stuff. Like a hard Asiago? It's illegal. Or like... I don't want to break any crimes here.

You don't want to break any crimes. Too rough. Too mean. Too scary. Alright, let's go on. Let's move on with some tapes. any crimes here you're gonna break any crimes too rough too mean too scary all right let's go on let's move on with some tapes let's play some tapes that was a bar whose turns in my turn yeah I got my cowboy boots on where's big Joe poor Joe poor Joe what do you got in i'm gonna do one this is on patient sounds came out sort of recent ish artist name is mm who's that yeah i don't really know i don't know either but it's like a m slash m like slash fromash from Gum and Roses? Sort of.

It's him and Slash? Slash is not Slash. Or in Gum and Roses. Mike is so dumb. Don't get Dave started. Well, then, Dave, if you're such a Gum and Roses fan. Splash is in the skinny peppers. Everybody knows that. Come on.

I'm sorry. I stand corrected. You're right. So it's Splash in this? No. I'm Frank Sinatra, baby! I think MM is Michael McGregor. Those are his initials then, Dave.

You see what he did? I see what he did there. He's going by an alias. It's tricky. Yeah, it's like breaking baps. It's a good one. Tape is called Letters to No One. Well, that's not going anywhere.

Yeah, I know. Who does that? Why would you do that? Why would you even mess with the post office like that? Too rough. Why would you even do that? Maybe he... Kind of a trick, right? I'm prank Sinatra, baby. Exactly.

Maybe he what? I would say maybe he was setting him aside for somebody to find later. Busted! Mike, you put so much body language into that. Thanks. This isn't, I like this cover.

This works really well in the Patient Sounds has that like a template they use. It's really good. It's like over top of it in a way. You know what I mean? Like the printing.

Mm-hmm. Is that like... Yeah, man. Totally, man. Oh, dude, the colors, man. Mm-hmm. This reminds me of when me... It's beautiful.

Me and Jerry used to hang out. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? Mike, did I ever tell you it reminded me of like a bird? M slash M. Not slash, slash from the skinny peppers. It's like splash from

from 311. It's like M&M's for digital natives. Yeah. Patient sounds number 82. Letters to no one. What'd I do? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ M slash M. You didn't say we're coming back yet, Dave.

No one's ready. M slash M. How could you do that to us? It's not only so unprofessional, but your friendship level's so low. I'm prank Sinatra, baby! Wow, it was a prank. Okay, never mind. I didn't know you were trying to fool me. Kind of aatra, baby. Wow, it was a prank. Okay, never mind.

I didn't know you were trying to fool me. Kind of a trick, right? I like it now. Yeah, that was tight. That was so chill. Letters to no one. No one got them.

I wonder if they got sent back to the sender. Gotcha. Ooh. All right, Davey boy. Yes? Come on, man. It's okay.

You can talk to me. What do you got? I'm going to play this Yves Malone tape new guy on field hymns oh yeah oh yeah this one yeah tape's called today is the last day of the rest of your life

too scary this is a good one we were actually listening to this the other night Dave come over to your house yeah come over to your house we were sitting in that room listening to this tape listening to this

I thought somebody was playing a video game in there. Yep. An old-timey video game. It does have an old-timey video game. Before VR. You guys ever use virtual reality? I haven't tried it yet, no. What's that like?

I mean, I've seen it out there, but I haven't seen what it actually looks like. We might be on it right now. Who knows? Yeah, could be. Could be. Oh, boy. Oh, brother, what if this was a simulation, you guys? Yes, I know you're ready.

Just because you know I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. My whole life is a stimulation. Well, Dave's whole life is a stimulation. Dave, that's true. You should get shirts made up that say, my whole life is a stimulation. And a small quote on the bottom and a pixelated font with a picture of you

on it. We wearing the shirt. My whole life is a stimulation shirt. But buy them now. Only in XXL. That's from the movie Matrix. I've seen Matrix. All right, who's playing the tape? You are, right?

Dave's playing the tape. Eve Malone. Eve Malone. Today's the last day of the rest of your life. My life. My life. It's a good one. Too scary.

I like the liner notes on this tape. Oh, yeah? Read me all of them. All hardware. All night. That's it, huh? That's it. That's like an erotic novel

more than liner notes. Read that, Dave. Hold on. Read that one more time. All hard... Hold on. Hold on. Do it right.

All hardware. All night. That's exactly what I was looking on. Do it right. All hardware. All knife. That's exactly what I was looking for. That was perfect. Trademark. You can use that. This was a cassette store day release. It indeed was. And it had the cassette store day... Had Mike not scratched that logo off,

I would have known that. I scratched it off with a razor blade. I took it off. Well, Mike, I gotta tell you, it's still on the J card. I know, I can't figure out how to get it off that. I asked him to make me one without the logo on it. He said he would, but then he never sent it.

He was probably just trying to get you to leave him alone. To evil Malone. Good one, Mike. Very good. Very funny. That was very funny Very funny And very true

Well let me say it I like You know what I like about He's done this a few times These tiny little hammer covers There's always There he's right there There's always a little guy

Really? Oh is that There's a little person always transporting around. Is his name Tiny Little Hammers? Is that the guy's name? Yes, Dave. Little Easter Hemp here. This guy right here, his name is Tiny Little Hammer.

And he's teleporting like a quantum leap would. Oh, yeah. From reality to reality, trying to find his way home. And on the last... Sam's over there playing with Ziggy. Yeah. Counting on it. On the last Fieldhams release,

it'll be... Tiny Little Hammer will make his way home. Wow. Right? And you'll finally get to see him. He's always a silhouette, but on the last one, you'll get to see him.

Right? I love Quantum Leap. Me too. We all love it this dang computer work you dang computer oh this computer spring came out of ziggy again oh now i'm gonna be stuck in the control panel for weeks this red alert won't turn off another one a, you got something to say? It's okay. You can talk to me. No, I was just looking for him on there.

All right. I see him. Let's play. We going to play something off this? Eve Malone, right? There's something wrong. Something's going on. Today is the last day of the rest of your life. A release here on Field Hymns.

You ready? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Eve Malone. Too scary. How do you say it? Eve Malone. Eve Malone? Eve Malone. Eve Malone? Eve.

Avi Kibar, Trump, Sarkar. Let's speak American. That one is tight. I made a few notes while we were listening to that. I thought the first side track we listened to, the level would have been called Bubble Valley, and the boss is Citrus Man. This is like a Mega Man type game. Oh, you think the boss would be Citrus Man? Citrus Man. See, I'm not picturing Citrus Man. The second, hold on. There's a second boss on Citrus Man. This is like a Mega Man type game. Oh, you think the boss would be Citrus Man? Citrus Man.

See, I'm not picturing Citrus Man. The second, hold on. There's a second boss on the next level, which is Bottom of the Basket is the name of the level. And it's Yarn Man. Yarn Man. Yarn Man. Okay.

And the first one, Citrus Man. Citrus Man? Yeah. Okay. He gets right in your eyes and it's real. Okay. Okay. The painful Citrus.

Okay. You need to beat Yarn first because yarn man beat citrus man you have to use his powers on citrus man oh right right um that's a tight tape that eve malone that always always crushes it yeah field hymns in general yeah field hymns is always cream of the cream it's the cream of the cream i bet bet if that label... What was the genre called? Hard Dairy? What was it? Hard Dairy. Asiago. What was the name of it?

Skimmilk. Not Skimm. Milk Dubs. Milk Dubs. If Milk Dubs ever gets off the ground... Give me that basket. I handed the Halloween candy. I split the candy. I split all the kids' candy in two baskets. Good and bad. And they got the bad. Whenever they want some of the candy, I say,

here you go, here's the bowl. They're just going to grow up thinking candy sucks. There's raisins and lollipops in it. Candy? This is dumb. All the chocolate is in another one. Halloween's stupid. What's going on?

What is this individually wrapped Reese's cup? What about it? It's a little Reese's Don't they usually just put Foil over the mini Reese's? Oh sometimes Oh I see what you're saying because it's like the paper

Like an old pack of baseball cards Yeah I don't know Do you want to vent about that a little bit? I do Fucking Obama changing everything To a socialist country Yeah, I don't know. Do you want to vent about that a little bit? I do. Go ahead. Fucking Obama, changing everything to a socialist country. Lock her up.

Is it my turn? I'm going to play this tape by Christina Schneider. Violence, etc. A new one on OSR. It's the label OSR. Their 71st release. They also put out a Jake Tobin tape that came out with this. I got it around here somewhere. Hold on. Right here.

I have a Jake Tobin tape. Which one? The one that just came out? No, I can't remember the name of it. Fuck, what was it called? It's in my list of things to play. Dave, I would say knock her up to the top of the list. It's probably a good one. What's this?

On Purpose Accidentally? Haha, it's like a Modest Mouse album title. Where it's like they do two things that are the opposite and they do that for like 15 or 20 years. Violence, etc. Christina Schneider.

It's a fun tape. I guess this is her Violence, etc. badge. I guess that's some kind of gang she's in. It's like her member card. Yeah, the member card. Spine's upside down on that. Don't get me started, Dave.

I'm surprised you even played that, Mike. I'm surprised you even listened to it. I took some real grappling between me and my lord about it I said many hair marys every night And I said lord please give me the strength to decide God bless the alarm Can I say that? Can you say what?

God bless the alarm You have a god bless the alarm on your phone? Every once in a while you get blessed? It spritzes it out? I'm going to make that a little thing that you carry around. It spritzes out blessings. I like the inside of the jacob. Tammy Dong's blessing spritzer.

You know what? And also, my ringtone is Stewie from Family Guy. Let me tell you. It's pretty funny. Busted! Busted! I heard a guy that had a machine gun sound when he got text notifications.

Too scary. Yeah, he was a scary looking man. Too mean. Too rough. Did you ever see a guy with a pot belly that just looks stiff? Like it's not a jiggly pot belly. It's just a real hard one.

Joby. Joby has a hard pot belly? You ever touch it? No, I've never touched his belly. Like a bag of cement. Is it really? Like you left paint out overnight. That's pretty cool.

It's really cool. Yeah. It's really cool. It's like a grandfather. He's got like a grandfather attached to him. Let's play this. Christina Schneider. Violence, etc.

The title track off of this tape. You guys ready? let's do it alright let's go Vanilla Peach you won't have to make the reach lasting Make it to the end and have your key Clip the way Soon you're gonna hear my co-stars sing my fame

Be a loud voice of programming Your topics Are gonna be a case of fiber optic Slang Violence, etc Violence, etc, etc Violence, etc, etc Violence, violence Violence, etc, etc Settler violence, violence, violence, violence Shhh Listen to the sound of one man snapping

Psycho breaker, work your thing Ahhh Everything the line touches excludes you So put another quarter in the magazine Violence, violence, violence Violence, violence, violence Violence, violence, violence Violence, violence, violence Bye. Violence, violence, violence on September Sarah, violence on September

Sarah, violence, violence, violence on September Sarah, violence on September Sarah, violence, violence, violence on September Sarah, violence on September Sarah, violence, etc. Sarah Pollux, Pollux, Pollux, etc. Sarah Pollux, etc. Sarah Pollux, Pollux, Pollux, etc. Sarah Pollux, etc.

Sarah Pollux, Pollux, Pollux, etc. Sarah Pollux, etc. Stop. Oh, no. Who is this? podcast time limit reached you are in violation of code number 242 square triangle green letter down blue who known as capstan cassette bot. Robot police officer. I like you better. I'm a little tired.

It's been a long day. What are you boys up to? I'm going to say I like the better one. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop. Hot levels. Hot levels. Turn your levels down to legal limits.

Below legal limits. I like the better one. You will receive a citation. Let him talk. I liked it better when you were a cassette bot. Well, me too, but you know, unions ain't what they used to be. This is because of the union, huh? Yep.

Right to work, Obama. Bridgegate. Don't get me started. Don't get me started, Obama. Bridgegate. Don't get me started. Don't get me started, Haley. I don't like how you have opinions, though. You're supposed to be a robot. You know, that was before firmware got updated.

I was just going to say firmware update. You boys like Trump? You voting this year? I'm not going to lie. I'm voting for Trump. I ain't gonna lie I like Berman Supreme too spooky alright Capstan we'll see you later

alright you gotta go? we just got talking I got some emails to send you I got some some political stuff you should look at

alright alright I'll see you later alright I got some political stuff you should look at. All right? All right. I'll see you later. All right. Thanks for stopping by. Who turns it in? Just play it, dude.

Just play it, dude. For the love of God. I forgot my gun. Did you guys see my gun? Why did you even take your gun? Why did you unholster? Well, yeah, I get a little uncomfortable sitting on it, to be honest with you. Wait, you keep it directly behind you?

Oh, yeah, that's official protocol. Isn't that the only place on your body, though, that has human flesh? How did you know that? Come on, Capstan. Gotta go! Alright, Ian, what are you going to play? I'm going to play a tape.

Oh, really? Well, well, well. What do we have here? Look at the cassette hipster over here. Boys, we got a cassette hipster on the loose. There he goes. What are you going to play, Ian? I think it's a group. They're called Excuse Me, May I Pee on You.

Pee on me. I like that. Pee on me. Who's that? You boys are too much. Too mean. Too rough. Too scary.

Too strong. Hmm. Okay, what is this now? Who tells... Ian, we're going to sit back. We're going to sit back. We're going to let you do a little bit of work here. You play the keyboard and we'll play the cups.

And you explain... I love that one. I love that you got that one, Dave. This is a tape. Hold on. I'm not done. Dave, I like that you got that one. It makes me very... It's a good trick. I like it. It's a good prank. Kind of a trick, right? I like it.

So this one is a tape from label... Where's David? David around someplace? Is it... Gentle... one is a tape from label where's david david around someplace is it the gentle the where's david david around someplace all right no go ahead go this is a tape gentle reminder it's a reissue from 2012 can i just say that i really like that label name and their logo very much. Very much. A little sticky note. Yeah, it's like a little thing you put in the fridge. Hey, is your mic on? I can hear it.

Oh yeah, it's on. I just got the volume down a little bit. Okay, why don't we hear it? Oh, it is. Wait, what's going on here? What's going on? Is my mic on? Yeah, it's on. It wasn't on that whole time, though, was it? No, it was on. It just sounds a little airy. Capstan. Podcast.

Police robot. Airy. Airy violation. Pay on me. Pay on me. I'm a little rusty on my protocols. Pay on me. It sounds like you're stuck.

Oh, gotta go. go Alright what are you playing This is a reissue Yes Came out on Gentle Remind I forgot my gun again You boys see my gun My siren's not working now It's fucking shit

Close that tab I'm done with that. It's called Lovebirds in Flight, The Collected Works. Lovebirds in Flight. I like that tape. Okay, go ahead. What do you got to say? That's pretty much it.

No, I'm pretty sure the group is called Excuse Me, May I Pee on You. Excuse Me, May I Pee on You. And this is called Love, Birds, and Flight. Collected Works, 2008 to 2010. 2010. I hear from Bandcamp, now don't ask me for the details, fellas, because I don't have them. But I hear tell that each package is slightly different. Just slightly different. Slightly different, huh? I don't have them. But I hear tell that each package is slightly different. Just slightly different.

Slightly different, huh? I don't know what that means. Well, I picked this up in the mailbag last time I was here. Okay, yeah. Isn't every package slightly different? Yeah, when you think about it. Yeah, I mean, like, philosophically. What's all relative to?

Have you seen a sliced banana before? Yeah. This is labeled from Baltimore, correct? I don't know. I believe it is. That might be true. Gentle reminder from Baltimore. Yeah, they put out a curved light tape, I believe.

Oh, right on. Yes. Curved light? Yes, very right on. Curved light, they played a Newark bike project. Yes, they did. Well, not the bike project, but... No, Rainbow Records.

Rainbow. Rainbow. Yes. Organized by the same... Peeps. That's true. Yeah. Let's play some for the hand that's over. Rainbow. Rainbow. Yes. Organized by the same peeps. That's true. Let's play something for the hand that's over. I want to see this. Let's see.

You got two people here in a romantic pose in an overgrown garden. That's like a Kennedy garden. That's like a gray garden. Mm-hmm. There's a little maybe, not a fountain. I guess that's a plant holder. A little training or something. That's really good.

You're not going to like this because the spine is upside down. The spine is upside down. On this number? Come on. Down here. That was not in the right spot. Yeah, let's listen to some of this. Do you know anything about who this is? I don't know anything about it. I just picked it up

randomly. Excuse me. I don't know anything about it. I just picked it up randomly. Well. Look at everything that's gone wrong in this world. You are so. Excuse me. Uh. What's the full thing? Excuse me. May I pee on you? Pee on me.

From Lovebirds in Flight on Gentle Reminder. Music. Or any other form of creativity. Thank you. so so so Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thanks everyone for coming. I guess that's the end of it. Thank you very much for spending time with us. Get Out Catch-Up 2, Summer 2010. We're done with that. We're done. Here's a piece of candy. We're done with that, we're done.

Here's a piece of candy. Land of Brothers is up next, I'm looking forward to that. Thanks for, thanks WNBC. Alright. Let me see. All right. That went well. What'd you think? Better? I don't know. It was not as good as I thought it was better.

You thought it was better? I don't know. I guess I was right. I thought it was great. Okay, I don't know. We'll see. It felt a lot different. That was an all right artistic director.

What? That was an all right artistic director. Thank you. There you go. Okay, well, that was hard. Yeah. I should have done that a little bit. Thanks a lot. I didn't ever use the uh, this wizard in the live. I'm sorry. That could be your thing. What do you say? Sounds good. Sounds good. I'm honored to have been here. Yeah. We're a big fan.

You and John White. Sorry about that. I love Derek. Yeah, thank you. Where's Eric? I'm gonna miss it. Oh man, that was too much. That's some good pranking. I pranked Sinatra, baby man that was good pranking I like that excuse me may I pee on you mm-hmm oh it wasn't it was one of those desert rock bands that uh like fatso jetson and all those they had a song called thank you

and it just it was just like cymbal slams and like guitar. And then the singer just going, Thank you. Thank you very much. For like four and a half minutes. That's a good prank too. That's kind of like what that was.

No, this was better. Desert Sessions. That's what it was. The Eagles of Death Metal. Queens of the Stone Age peoples. Oh. I'm Beowulf Borat and I'm a Broadway set designer.

I'm sorry, I think that opened up one of my tabs. Thank you. Thank you very much. Sounds like a background ad. I thought Jesse Derose was supposed to get rid of this. Well, he's supposed to, but he's not very good at his job. That's what people tell me. Alright, whose turn is it?

Dave, you're up. What? Fooled ya. Fooled me, huh? Too rough. Too mean. Let him talk. Yeah, please. Please believe me, Mike.

I gotta go. Let him talk. Have you guys heard of Still Heat Records? I've heard the name, yes. Okay, well, we got some stuff from Still Heat, and I... Still Heat. So it's not cold yet.

At least one. It's Still Heat. Well, it's still moving, Mike. It doesn't mean it's cold or hot. It's just... Okay. So anyway. Talk. Talk. Go. It's okay. You can talk to me. This tape by Luke Lund called Cat Coast.

Luke Lund? Luke Lund. Like a person named Luke, last name Lund. You got it. I always get it. He also did the graphic design for this here. It's looking nice. We're playing a lot of grayscale tapes tonight. Lots of grayscale.

That looks nice, though, from a distance. It's got a photo. It looks like a bunch of different outlets. Oh, shit, that's really tight. Yeah, that inside's nice. It's a photo with three... Well, the inside J-card panel is three

individually cropped photos of like a... What would you call that? Did you draw this? What is it? A diorama? Yeah. Of like 12 outlets on all the... Let's speak American.

Three panels. At least it looks like outlets. But all kinds. Like ones you've never seen before. Let me see. You still say, that looks like an outlet. Let me get a closer look. Pass it on over.

Let me see. Oh, yeah. These are all outlets. Yeah. All kinds. Let me take a look. Not just outlets i think like some uh some the buttons too the power buttons like switches yes okay i call them

power but i've heard it both ways i got a lot of loose body parts yeah these are definitely outlets and power buttons right that was my nickname actually actually, in grade school. Power buttons. Where's David? David around someplace? Mike? Where's David? David around someplace? There's something wrong. Where's David?

David around someplace? What's going on? This might have some milk dubs on it, too. You know, I can only see genres through the lens of milk dubs now. That Christina Schneider tape was kind of like, what do we call it? It was like Coconut Wave or something like that. It was like Coconut Milk. Yeah, Coconut Milk.

You know what I hear? You know what I hear? Mold. I think you're too scary. Way too scary, Mike. Halloween's over. Too scary! Get the Christmas shit out, man. What are you waiting for? Christmas stuff has been out for a while, Dave. You gotta figure up real late for that one. Get the Christmas shit out, man. What are you waiting for? Christmas stuff has been out for a while,

Dave. You gotta figure that out. Okay, what are we playing? Luke Lund? Oh, this has got some studio live rhythm dubs. Oh, yeah? Ramona DRM 1 Mach 3.

Drum synth coupled Coupled with electromagnetic interference recordings. The good stuff. And it's all captured with JRF induction coil pickups to zoom H4n run through effects. They captured it, mate. You hear that, Ian?

I heard it. Are you excited to hear this now? I'm real excited. Look at all those outlets. Lots of outlets. I almost wish that was the cover. The cover's okay. Keep wishing, Dave.

Keep wishing. Cover's nice, but what do you think, boys? Are you with me? What is that, like zoomed in outlets? That looks like some nanocomputer stuff. Yeah, the inside's really nice. It's a nice treat you get later. It is a nice treat you get later. It is a nice treat you get later.

It's like that Swedish fish thing you came up with earlier. That's true. It's a lot like that. Email me if you want to know about that. Direct email. Dave A. Doyen at gmail.com. At hillaryclintonserver.com. Put a dot between the names.

He's at davidbadboy.net. davidbadboy.net slash geocities.com slash from gumsandroses.com Hand me this tape. Here we go. Splash is not in Gums and Roses. I told you before. He's from the Red Hot Skinny Peppers.

Luke Lund, Cat Coast. Cat Coast. Mike! On, what's the label here? Remind me again. Still Heat. That's really good. On Still Heat. Let's really good. On Still Heat.

Let's talk about this real quick. What do we got here? Really quick. Really quickly. I like this tape. I like the shell. Just that little stamp in the corner. I don't care.

This red stamp in the corner. That's it. Let's go. No, I like that too. It's very nice. It's very nice. It's like a square logo. Reminds me of the USSR logo a little bit,

but different characters. And I'm American. You're a character. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The End Thank you. Thank you. Luke Lund. Holy shit, Luke Lund. That was tight. I enjoyed that a whole lot. Yeah.

There were parts that really, it was like a punch out. It hit you so hard. Oh, yeah. Knocked you out. Knockout. Knockout. Knockout.

What does that mean? It's my turn? Luke Lund, that might still be available. It came out this year. Check out, whatever the name of the label is again, I forget already. Still Heat.

Still Heat, sorry. Still Heat. Still Heat, sorry. It's Still Heat. I've been taking some Still Heat all night. Oh, yeah? Yeah. What happened, Dave? You know. It's okay.

You can talk to me. Somebody steal your heat? Somebody stole my heat. Ian, did you steal Dave's heat? It was not me. I swear to God, if I find find out you're stealing my buddy's heat oh my god they're doing drugs to each other I will peel you like a banana Ian

and I won't even hesitate that's too scary you know it is let's end this show I'm gonna end it with a double banger you like that I'm prank Sinatra baby two shots for ya

two? yeah there it is You like that? I'm Frank Sinatra, baby. Two shots for you. Two? Yeah. There it is. Adivan. Ian, I think you can read the title of that tape. Avi Kibar, Trump, Sharkar. Sequins per Rafi Gurazioni, Mentale, Sharkar. Sequins per Rafi Giorgioni

Mentale, number one. On Syncope. It's number 35. It's a good number 35. It's a C36 edition of 70. This is the second Giovanni we played tonight. You played a Giovanni. Two Giovannis going on right now.

That's the Tabs I Promise i promise every episode every 96th episode do tell we're gonna give you two giovanni's that's the tabs i promise that's really good i'm trying to look for what was the giovanni you played giovanni lami that's right and now this is giovanni uh donad. Donadini. Right on. Tight fucking tape, man. I obviously don't have the talent. And I don't know if they did this on purpose,

but we got number 69 out of 70. Hey, man. Did I do all right this time? I just wanted to point that out Here we go Dapstan Dapstan Concert Podcast Pod Firmware updated

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robot cop hybrid. I am a official cassette podcast police officer. Sit, Jen. And then, uh, I assume we finished talking about that one right and really good and then after that go out last tape of the night episode episode number 96 cop funeral baby you are man one's going to take that away from you. Cop funeral. A funeral for a cop.

With tapes called Too Stressed to Be Blessed. Why not? Blue eyes matter. Blue eyes matter. I don't know how to turn my siren off. Oh, there it goes. Too stressed to be blessed. That's what the number two stressed.

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Problems That Fix Themselves. You played a problem. Yeah, you played, last time you were here, you played a Problems That Fix Themselves tape I don't think I did You gotta be fucking kidding me Do I have to look this up? Please I can't wait to see this Strap yourselves in podcast

No one go away Everyone wait Everybody's still here Can't wait to see who's right When was the last time you were here? Go in the archives. This isn't over until I say it's over! Let's see here.

Are we really doing this right now? Yeah, I need to find out. Alright. We'll do it later. We'll do it later. Episode 96. Mike, you know what's funny about episode 96 what is that it's 69 inverted and they love their daddy

excuse me it's like the Spooning 69. You know what I mean? Busted! All right. Well, see you later. It's a C33 edition 100. It's already dead number 215.

They pump them out, man. Wow. Yeah, man. Looks really awesome. Another fucking gray tape. We played a lot of gray tapes tonight. Hmm. So yeah, I guess that's it, right?

Episode 96. Don't forget to... I don't know. I think we're all done. Don't forget to floss. Very important. Very important. Alright, good night. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Oh my God. The so

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