Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #97 | 11.20.16

Episode Date: November 20, 2016

Black Sand Desert and Unsustainable Social Condition, Yussie, Braeyden Jae, Kösmonaut, Rambutan, Dr. Burtrum, William Ryan Fritch, Seabuckthorn, Hippies Wearing Muzzles, sun hammer, Moon Honey, Pleasure Island, Bastian Void, and Chik White.

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What do horseshoe crabs eat? Tabs out. Episode 97. Really? 97? 97. Almost there, boys. 98?

Yep. Remember Windows 97? Why does everything sound so much crisper tonight? Almost there, boys. Almost where? 98? Yep. Remember Windows 97? Why does everything sound so much crisper tonight? I don't know. I think it's because Mike put the labels on the headphones. It's got to be it. What kind of drugs do you take? What's my treble up?

Turn that down. I was going to say you're a bit trebly tonight. Yeah. Tabs out Cassette Podcast episode 97. I don't like a lot of bass. No. I'm not all about that bass. Just a treble, man. No, I'm not all about that bass. Joe's a trouble man.

Actually, I really like mid. Turn my mids up. Joe's a real treble maker. Good intro music there. We were looking for a steady song for that. Someone's got to make us an intro song.

I asked on the social medias. I went online. Do tell. a steady song for that. Someone's got to make us an intro song. Yes. I asked on the social medias. I went online. Do tell. Well, I went down to the library and fired up the old PC they got down there. I thought, all right, let's reach out to our listeners. Oh, you're a loud pecker, Mike.

Turn that down. I hacked into the... Why is that so loud? Why are you so loud when you do that? You're so loud, Mike. You're really typing. Yeah, really loud. You got to turn that one down.

Oh, yeah. When you went to the mainframe. A theme song. Someone make us a theme song. Yes. Like a 30-second theme song. With vocals. That has words in it.

Yes. It has to have vocals. Yeah, we've been getting some that it's just like somebody recorded a track and grabbed 30 seconds out of it. Yeah. Something they recorded last month that it's just like somebody recorded a track and grabbed 30 seconds out of it. Something they recorded last month that wasn't good enough for a tape

or something. Listen to the laser focus theme song. Yes. We want something like that. Jesse DeRosa

should be your muse in this situation. I want something real doo-woppy though. Doo-woppy? You want to go

with that? Oh, you want doo-wop, huh? I was thinking more like a straight doo-wop or like... It's like a boys to men type situation. But not one of their sad songs.

One of their sexy songs. Don't make it sad. I don't want it to be sad. No, no, I want it to be kind of, you know, this tempo. Too scary. That's a good tempo. Yeah, it's an excellent tempo. So tap tempo that.

Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. Let's play a tape. Let's play this tape. Play the keyboard and we'll play the cups and i'll play gray holger with from chondritic sound with the intro tonight have a tape uh he did under the black sand desert name and uh to collab with unsustainable social condition that's really good um hello just came out on oxen uh matt purse is uh the moment that covers that covers too scary it is it's definitely too scary. It is. It's definitely too scary. Too spooky. This is Mitt Romney. This came out. It was in a batch.

Calling on behalf of Hillary Clinton. Hello. Hello. I did say I wanted Dave to get into the sugar tonight. I said it earlier. I really want to get real sticky. Can we please just play one tape? Just one tape. Really sticky tonight.

This came out on Oxen in a batch of three with, what were the other tapes? Neural. K-N-U-R-L. Remember Neural from high school? Yeah, I remember Neural. And a sewer system unsustainable social condition split. Sewer system. If you were playing SimCity, you'd have to

put in a sewer system. Do you have to put in the sewer system on SimCity? No. You're not doing any of the underground? No, I can never figure it out. City planning is a different game. I want city planner underground, where you have to just make subways and sewer systems. I played SimAnt. I didn't play SimCity.

SimAnt? Was that real? Yeah. Really? You build like an ant colony. Are you serious? Yeah. Pay on me!

Pretty good. That sounds tight. I like SimCity 2000. The cover on this is definitely too scary. This guy is... Somebody slashed this guy with some sort of blade. Hello. Oxen are a great label, though.

This is an awesome tape. So let's get into this first cut on episode... Where did we land? 97? 96. No, 98. 97, because you said Windows 97. It just seemed like I was here yesterday. Easy, boys.

Easy on the sugar. Black Sand Desert and Unsustainable Social Condition. Self-titled collab on Oxen. so so so I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test run. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. so so so I'm not sure if I can do this. so so so so I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a run of the track. I'm going to have to go back and get a little bit of a run of the road. Black Sand Desert, an unsustainable social condition collab tape on Oxen.

Oxen number 31. It's a C20 that just came out. That was good. That's real good, man. I always associate Black Sand Desert with St. Pauly's Girl. Why? Because I played a show with him one time

in Lansing or Detroit or something like that. And he had a suitcase with a couple of pedals and a Walkman and a bottle of St. Pauly's Girl that he was drinking. And for some reason, it's this odd thing that I remember. And also that show, it was Black Sand Desert,

Desert of Glue, and Pink Desert. And Pink Desert. I probably should have just bowed Black Sand Desert, Desert of Glue, and Pink Desert. And Pink Desert. And me. I probably should have just bowed out and said, as a gentleman, I will back out. You desert folk, have your way. But instead, I was like, I'm playing. I probably didn't, though.

I probably... Hello. Joe B. Yo. You want to play a tape? Yeah. I'd love to That's cool shit

This is Mitt Romney No it's not Dave You're crazy Dave I just wanna point out That I like that No I don't think so He's pranking you He's pranking the shit out of you

This Yussi tape You think that's how you say it Yussi Yussi Let me lay my eyes on it Y-U-S-S-I-E Yussi Yussi Yeah Yussi Dawn Dus me lay my eyes on it. Y-U-S-S-I-E. Yussi.

Yussi. Yussi. Dawn Dusk. It's like a Yanni kind of thing. Like Yanni's sister. Oh, Yanni's sister. Yussi. I was thinking like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It might be Yussi then. Could it be older sister though, right? Yeah, I think it's Yussi. It's Yussi. Yeah, older sister. This will be a good bit. But they're very competitive siblings. This will be a good bit. What does she very competitive siblings. This will be a good bit. What does she play?

Electric flute. You just don't hear about her. I like her early stuff. Yeah, it's dope. On Bullshit Night Records from Cleveland. Interesting. Bullshit Night. This label sent us a few tapes. I don't know why it says from Cleveland.

They're from Amsterdam, right? That sounds about right. Is Yussi from Cleveland? No, he's from Helsinki, Finland. He lives in Amsterdam now. Beautiful this time of year. This is a good tape. I don't know what side I gave you, Dave.

Bullshit Night number three. Edition of 200. That's a lot. I see here the mastering for this tape was done at Red Bull Studios in Amsterdam I wonder if it I'm going to listen to it

I think it's going to sound more like I get myself mastered by 5 Hour Energy 5 Hour Energy Studios they should start doing like 5 Hour Energy Music Academy and get like Sun to play that would be good though because then they would play for exactly 5 hours They should start doing like Five Hour Energy Music Academy and get like Sun to play. That would be good though,

because then they would play for exactly five hours. Yeah, it would be good. I would love to see the stage lined with the tiny bottles. Like everywhere. Every once in a while they just pick one up and just drink it. Could make this happen. All right, do it. You have good ideas, man. This is a beautiful right, do it. You're a good ideas man.

This is a beautiful tape by the way. Love a good gradient. I'm pretty sure I gave you the B side, but I don't remember now. Yeah, well you are the dumbest person I know. No, I'm not.

So let's get into I forgot. You are. Yussi, or Yussi, I don't know where we landed. Dawn Dusk tape on Bullshit Night. Let's listen to a little bit.

All systems go, Michael. Then go. Thank you. Oh! I'm going to go get some food. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the gym. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Funny. Yeah. Funny. Yeah. Funny. Yeah. Yussie. Bullshit Night Records. That was good.

Dawn Dusk. Yeah, man. That was fucking tight. Yeah, it was really good. There was that one sound that sounded like, it was like, I called it Coconut Breeze. It was very nice. They sent us three tapes.

They sent us Moo I'm In Collective. And then they sent us another one Martis Unity. I have all of them. I'll probably play some more. I dig how the outside... You know what this kind of looks like to me?

It looks like a constellation tattoo tape. Yeah, I get that, bud. It's got this orange to pink to purple gradient with the phases of the moon here. It's beautiful. And on the inside it's all the phases of the moon and it's just black and white. Is that black and white? It looks kind of silver from over here.

Jesus Christ. Are we going to talk about that? No, we're not going to argue colors. It's nice. Yeah, you like it? It is tastefully decorated. Dave, you want this? It's a a gloss. Jesus Christ. Are we going to talk about that? No, no. We're not going to argue colors. It's nice. Yeah, you like it? It is tastefully decorated. Dave, you want this? It's a good pick. You want this? Not yet. Not yet.

Michael? Yeah. Go ahead, Dave. Play Dave. All right. I'm going to play this tape by Brayden Jay called The Hand That Is. Is it Jay? On Never Anything Records.

Is it J-A-Y? J-A-E. J-A-E. J-A-E. All right. I think I have... I want to say I dig Never Anything. I dig... They started out with a very specific aesthetic,

you know, with just the shapes on the cover. There they are. I don't remember. Right behind you. There's like a pink, blue, blue, yellow, yellow all the way down. I don't know if you're going to find it. I'm not going to find it. Well, it's just like a solid color J card with just like a shape on it.

Okay. And they've really like expanded to like. Text. Well, let me see. Is there a text on there? And shapes. The text was always there. Oh, okay.

But the. The shape's gotten more complex. The shape. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see what I'm saying. All right. It's kind of like I dig Astral Spirits. It's kind of taken like a path where they're really. It's kind of taking a path where they're really...

There's 18 shapes on here. That's a lot of shapes. That's a lot of shapes. That's nice. Really taking the aesthetic and evolving it. Moving it along at a very nice pace. Very nice.

Not too fast. Not too slow. Pretty good pace. That's how you want to race. How? You want a nice, good, even pace. I saw a YouTube video the other day of a tortoise raising a hare. Hello.

Oh, I saw that. Yeah, man. Tortoise one. Is that bunny stupid? Keeps stopping, looking around. Yeah, because he's like, I can fucking stop. And the turtle's like. And then all of a sudden.

I felt like people weren't super excited when he won. No, I bet they were pissed. Like, I would have lost my shit, right? I would have kept my shit. You would have kept it? Nothing even happened just now. Because it's done. Now I'm handing it to you to do the thing.

I'm prank Sinatra, baby. So Brendan J. He's put out a bunch of tapes over the last year or so. Seen that name a lot. This one's called The Hand That Is. Never Anything number 17. Hello. It's a C30 in an edition of 50.

What would you call this paper? Lilac? Yeah. That's a nice name. Lilac? Yeah. I'd go with Lilac. I dig the Never Anything shells, too.

Don't get tied to just white shells, though. I'm going to check when we play this if they're all white shells. I'm going to say coming from experience, I think I know a little something about this. Don't get tied to just the white shells. Feel free to any color. Dave, give me a little

bit of reverb. Give me a little bit of reverb. Give me a little bit of reverb. No, not that. Okay, I'll take that. This is, if you're not the people who run Never Anything Records, you can turn this off right now. This is just for you. This is just for you.

Never Anything. Don't feel like you're tied to just using white shells. There's a rainbow. Don't feel like you're tied to just using white shells. There's a rainbow out there. Purple and pink and blue. I wonder what it's like to be made of glass? Hey, Braden J. All right, cut it off.

Cut it off. Cut it off. Come on. Get out of the sugar. You're already in the sugar. Too spooky. The hand that is. Never anything. Come on. Get out of the sugar. You're already in the sugar. Too spooky. The hand that is never anything number 17. Come on.

Get out of that sugar. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Thank you. so so so so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ ¶¶ Thank you. so so so Thank you. so Thank you. I love ronk music. Who's your favorite ronk band? Brayden Jay. Brayden Jay. Me too.

He used to play for the Chili Pampers. Guys. Whoa. Guys. What? I'm stuck. Oh, Dave's... I'm stuck in my computer.

Are you in the strangler things upside down? Mike, I told you to defrag. Hold on. I got stuck in... I told you to defrag. Hold on. I got stuck in. I'm in the K key. Hold on. Give me a minute. Jesus Christ.

I fell in the K hole. That's not working. I'm still. My code's outdated. I'm in the RAM. I can't get in. I'm in the RAM. Boy, he's now in the RAM.

Well, I got. Yeah, I got the Russians blocked me off from the RAM. Anonymous. Let me ask you a question. Anonymous has my head chopped off. I got no back door here. the Russians blocked me off from the Ram. Anonymous has my head chopped off. I got no backdoor here. Mike, let me ask you a question. Hold on. If I find my way to... Hold on. Wait, give me a second. I got some good code. Let me just print it out.

Hold on. Give me a few minutes. If I find my way to the disc tray, could you just hit the eject button? I can give it a shot. Alright. You ready? Yeah. Hit it.

Oh, thanks. Oh, my God. That was terrible. Dave, that was too scary. Don't ever do that to me again. Well, I told you to defrag. I don't like it in there at all. It's terrible.

Everything spins really fast. I hear it spin really fast. You know what can spin really fast? You know what can spin really fast? You know what can spin at several speeds? A 33 or a 45. A record. A record, exactly. I got it.

But these are not records. No tapes. I say that. It's a joke that you'll get in a few seconds, and you'll think it's... Was that funny? You'll think it's very, very funny. The name of the label that put these two tapes out

is called These Are Not Records. Do you see what I did? I like wordplay. That was very, very... This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. I love goofy newsreels. These Are Not...

Isn't that neat? Records. These Are Not Records just put out two tapes. Cosmonaut, Songs for Healing, and... Too Sc for healing and and rambutan universal impulses i want to play both these jams i'd love the fucking artwork for these look at this yeah they're really cool look at that pass it describe that joe yeah i took the art tell me what it looks like um i don't know what it looks like i don't know how to describe things did you draw this no i didn't draw it you know what's uh like. I don't know how to describe things. Did you draw this? No, I didn't draw it.

You know what's like a half-tone photo? Yeah. Right? Yeah, it is. And then with another color image laid on top, two-tone. What's this one? Purple and green.

That's what it looks like. And this one's like a... What color is that? Weird orange. Peach. Tangerine. Tangerine. Tangerine. In this light, it's not a fruit, man. Like a dark lime.

They remind me of some sort of, I don't know what. And with the, I like the spines. I thought the spines were just a solid color with the text. It's beautiful. What we're trying to say. It is tastefully decorated. Is that they're gorgeous. Did you guys know I'm colorblind at a distance?

No, you're not. Are you really? Yeah. The further things away, the harder it is to distinguish colors. Yeah. For real? No, I tested him in my lab that I got downstairs. He's got...

Colorblindness. Dave, let me tell you... I've got long colorblindness. Joe, let me tell you something. Is that straight up? You're not doing a thing? No, I'm doing a thing. Oh.

I got you, Joe. You caught me. Jesse DeRosa, who does Baked Tapes, we mentioned him earlier, does the theme song for Laser Focus. He is colorblind. He's colorblind? Thanks for listening to the Laser Focus, Joe. We discussed that at length. Yeah, he's that. I think that's why the shells are always black. What kind?

The bad one. Like red, green? There's a couple kinds, right? The bad one. Every color is just yellow. It's just yellow. At night. Every color is just yellow. It's just yellow. Just yellow. These tapes are pretty. At night.

Only at night. The day is purple. They call it the Los Angeles Lakers Syndrome blindness. Oh, you know what I'm doing, Mike? Here, I'm picking the sticker off. Mike. Whoa. There's green hieroglyphics everywhere.

Both these tapes are... Mike, come on. I'm a little confused because it says it's an edition of 100, and then it says that there's 125 of them. You've got to minimize the window. There's 125 editions of 100. You guys can't do this without me. There's so many of these.

Dave, I'm going to let you know right now, this bit's going nowhere, Dave. Just drop it, all right? Just drop it. Just stop. Mike, let me out. Just stop. Mike, I don't even want to hear it.

Come on, man. Let me out. You keep bugging. come on, man. Let me out. You keep bugging. You got to stay there. Hello. All right. Come on out, Dave. Mike's got something to say.

Come on out. This is Mitt Romney. No, I don't think so. Release number 18 and 19. Like I said, I guess either editions of 100 or editions of 125. Rambutan, Eric Hardman, of course, Tape Drift. Tape Drift. Does that label.

The Cosmonaut Tape, it's pretty heavy. The guy's daughter, I guess, has leukemia, and this is kind of like a dedicated to her type thing. She does a blog, it says here. Her name's Sevevi. Her blog is supersevevi, like super, S-E-V-I, blog.wordpress.com. Check that out if you want to check that out. I'll check it out.

And play both these tapes. Let's do, let me see, which one's number 18 and which one's number 19? Let's look at that right now. I'm just going to head on over here on my PC. Fire it up. Fire up. Let me just type this right now. I'm just going to head on over here on my PC. Fire it up. Fire up. Let me just type this in here. We got Windows 10.

Oh, he pecks. Listen to him pecking. He's an aggressive typer. I'm almost there. I really need to install bookmarks on this machine. I know I do it for other people, but... You play the keyboard and we'll play the cops. Okay, we'll do the Cosmonaut Songs for Healing and then Rambutan

Universal Impulses, both on... These are... Let me see the Cosmonaut one again. Jesus Christ, I have to do everything around here. Not both of them. I'm not handing you just one.

I have a Cosmonaut tape. I thought it was the same one. All right, go. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so The The so It took a lot of our time for a minute. Oh, yeah. Big time. Cosmonaut and Rambutan, both on new ones. Still available on the These Are Not Records imprint. Good jams. Check that out if you care to.

Hey, Joby. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Very personal question. Yeah, I like personal questions. Don't lie to me. I actually wanted to see if we could do the show a little more personal. Okay. Hello.

Don't lie to me, okay? Not lying to you at all. Are you ready? Yeah, ask whatever you want. Do tell. All systems go, Michael. All right, just talking about it gets me all frazzled. Do you want to play a tape?

I'd love to. All right, do it. I'd love to. I don't know which one I want to play tape i'd love to all right do it love to i don't know which one i want to play though you are so dumb i was saying earlier how you're the dumbest person i know i'm gonna play this dr bertram tape techno shit techno shit it's actually called techno shit isn't it it is called well techno no yeah there's an asterisk for the i techno shit that's funny he doesn't like bad words. Doesn't need to work, Blue. His mom's going to see that.

Busted! I can't read what label that's on, though. Let me see. Oh, Dave. Sado Damascus. You can't say it real close. No, he's just colorblind real close. He's colorblind real close, not colorblind in the middle,

and then colorblind again far away. Sado Damascus. Yes, a label out of, is it Portland? I want to say Portland. That's a good city. I want to say they, look at the shell for that, Dave. That looks like a 2AM tape. It does.

Yeah, it does. They gripped your. It's definitely my B. It's definitely your B. Well, there's a lot more space in between the bumps in my B. Okay. I've always said that about Dave. I said, damn, Joe, there's a lot more space between the bumps in my B. I've always said that about Dave. I said, damn, Joe, there's a lot more

space between the bumps in Dave's B. I would fight this. There's so much space between the bumps in your B, Dave. I'd fuck them up. Should we not play this? No, I'm kidding. Busted!

Yeah, I took the art. I should do a parody tape because like the front of this is like computer art but I should make like a squiggle vision version you should exactly trace it just bootleg that tape take the actual tapes out

just get them all send it to Damascus I'm going to start a secret 2am bootleg label. I thought about doing a bootleg label. Where you just take a tape out and scratch the logo off or whatever. No, I recreate the tape. 2AM style.

But you use the original tape, the actual tape. No, no, no. I actually dub them and hand them out. Copies of someone else's bootleg label. Okay, I like that. What are you going to call it? It's 2AM bootleg labelleg label yeah i don't know silent alarm silent alarm mazel tov cocktail the other day dave was the best yeah i love the cover with the uh like these pills and squares and orbs and like little

uh ketchup uh squiggles all over that make a face. But it's like total... What program did they use to make that? Yeah, like an MS Paint, right? Yeah, I dig the art. Maybe not. No, it's like Nickelodeon Paint. Nickelodeon. Like it came on a CD-ROM with Nickelodeon Magazine. In a cereal box.

Okay. Alright, well let's play some techno shit. I keep wanting to say Dr. Butt-Rrum. That's what I wanted to say too. Dr. Bertram. What kind of doctor do you think Dr. Bertram is? The butt kind. What do you think, Dave? A tree doctor. See, here's what I think.

Bear with me. I don't think he's a doctor at all. A real doctor? What is it called? Stolen Valor? I think it's the medical version of that. Mike, you are too skeptical. Too scary. Too spooky.

I think there's doctors that... It's okay when... Why doesn't that have a name? Because there's definitely people that do that. Pretend they're a doctor and try to get the benefits of being a doctor. That's stupid. I bet a couple people do. A couple benefits of being a doctor. That's stupid. Is there really? I bet a couple people do.

A couple that have never been like... Dr. Dre. My dad did it once at a restaurant. He said Dr. Breitenbach. Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper. Mr. Pibb. Yeah.

It didn't get us anything. Wait, what? You know, he put the reservation down as Dr. Breitenbach. Hold on. Start over. What did your dad do? Please tell me it was like Burger King by the way No it was that restaurant that's on a boat in Philly

You know what I'm talking about Like if you got off on Columbus It looks like it's like a big ship Yeah Like the Calmar Nickel Oh that's a restaurant? Yeah Hooters

Not Hooters It's on a speedboat Yeah It's a restaurant That place And what did your dad do? What did he do? He made a reservation under Dr. Breitenbach

I fooled you Cause he thought he was gonna get something? I think he thought it was funny And what did he do? He made a reservation under Dr. Breitenbach. I fooled you. Because he thought he was going to get something? I think he thought it was funny. The way he tells the story is that they sat us right away. But I don't think there was any... Hello. I think he just did that and then joked about it all night. Oh my goodness.

And it's been 30 years. Dr. Bertram, techno shit. On Sado Damascus. Number 36 for the label. Large edition of two... Well, it's another trick. It's another mind puzzle. Another math craft.

Oh, I love math crafts. It says edition of 100 for cassette store day, and then it says edition of 200. So is it like 200 but only... There's 300 of them. What do you think, Dave? Huh? Uh-oh. I'll tell you what I think. Dave is in his computer.

Alright, Dave's gotten to the sugar. Here we go. Dr. Buttrum. This is techno made with hardware techno. Hardware techno. Real hardware. Dr. Buttrum, the hardest techno. I gotta read something now yeah read it it doesn't say anything

what am I looking at yeah it does dance music made with real hardware hardware yeah you needed me to open you couldn't just say that why do you remember exactly how it went

I go through all this the Noroco case fell apart and everything well that's cause you're the dumbest person I know this is I call shenanigans on this oh don't break my tape Dr. Bertram, Dr. Petko. I'm out. I won't get no more answers Everybody bounce, everybody bounce

Everybody bounce, everybody bounce I won't get go for an answer Everybody bounce with the sound All of my friends here, you can't even tell Everybody move a little faster I won't let no for an answer Everybody bounce with the class Gotta fuck all you years

But you better help it down Oh, yeah. Bye. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. I'm a white man with a big, long body, and I'm so perfect City's standing still City's standing still Thank you. I'm out. I was doing a couple little of those in there. Nice addition. You should get some royalties for that, Joe. Dr. Bertram. Techno shit. A little stabs that's what

those are called joe stabs i like a good stab dave you did a bunch of uh ecstasy during i know dave you got a little too scary you were all put your clothes back on oh jesus christ police officer badge number four one two three two four two four six eight seven two four three two four seven eight capstan mike did you call the cops i didn't call the cops i assumed you did 24, 24, 6, 8, 7, 2, 4, 3, 2, 4, 7, 8. Capstan. Mike, did you call the cops? I didn't call the cops. I assumed you did. Who took?

Why is Dave on the wall? Why is Dave on the wall? Dave, get off the wall. Is Dave high? Is Dave high? Why is nobody answering me? Dave did a bunch of ecstasy because he heard some techno shit. Carry on. answering me. Dave did a bunch of ecstasy because he heard some techno shit. Check it out.

Carry on. Oh, there he goes. I guess everything's cool. Is that my turn? Is it my turn now? No, I just played Dave. It's Dave's turn. Do you think there's something wrong with Capstan? Do I think something's wrong with him? Yeah. I think something's wrong with you, Dave.

Robo sugar levels. Robo sugar levels. Robo sugar levels. All right, Dave. Too scary. What am I doing? You're going to play a tape. Is it my turn? I'd love you to play a tape.

I would love for you to play a tape. All right, I'm going to do more than just one tape. What? I'm going to do two tapes. Two tapes. That's crazy. That's spooky. Joe.

Yes. What comes after one? Two. Easy. So easy. So simple. Two tapes. That's crazy. Joe. Yes. What comes after one? Two. Easy. So easy. Nailed it. So simple. Keep going.

Keep going. Keep going. Dave. That was a very nice try, by the way. You got it right. Oh, good. But it was a very nice try. Dave.

Wait, no. Joe. Joe. What? What? Ask him what comes after 68 No I'm not going to do it

He heard you I heard you I wonder if the guy who made that song Is ever going to hear this I'm sure he's a listener Yeah I mean I added the little fart sounds and stuff on top of it. Do you think Adam Sandler is ever going to hear it?

I think he has. What was your thing with Adam Sandler? You liked his music, but not because it was funny. You just thought it was really good music. Yeah. Did I say that? And you don't like his comedy? I hate his comedy.

He's a good songwriter. He's too crude. He's too crude. He's too crude. He's too scary. But you like the Hanukkah song, right? That's a good song. The chord progressions. Yeah.

If you download the tabs. It's technically impressive. I don't want to listen to it. I like to just look at the sheet music. I like to look at Adam Sandler's sheet music. You guys don't do that? It's sheet music. You guys don't do that? It's really good. You guys don't do that?

The time signature. Oh, yeah, all the time. I think it's very nice. It's totally normal. I do that all the time. Dig out some old, yeah, the turkey Thanksgiving songs. It's seasonal right now. Just, like, don't listen to it.

Just get, like, the tabs and just read it. Maybe it's nothing to do with Thanksgiving. Just, like like look at it with the family. Look at the tabs from Yeah. Adam Sandler movies. I think it would be very fun.

Sounds pretty good. What tape do you guys have? Not Adam Sandler movies. You fool. His music. What's that? I'm reading the scripts to his movies

because I like the dialogue. I don't like the actual jokes. And I don't like his acting. I don't like the actual jokes. And I don't like his acting. You like the stage direction. Yeah. The pacing. It's good pacing.

Good pacing. That's it. Yeah. Perfect amount of pages. Yeah. The right kind of ink when they printed it out. Everything's just mwah. Somebody told me that a friend of theirs was like going to school for editing and he swore that

cool runnings had the best editing of any movie like the technical editing and cool runnings is apparently amazing i like that all right so i'm gonna play uh two tapes off of what number comes after one joe mike Two. Mike, we went over this. Nice try. Alright? Very nice try. That prank doesn't even bother me. I'm behaving disgracefully. This label, Lost Tribe Sound,

has a cassette series called Dead West. They're out of Arizona. I've never heard anything on their actual parent this isn't even a sub-label this is just like a series or whatever but I've never heard anything else

is Sub Pop a sub-label? that's a good question actually thanks good questions we're really learning something tonight so anyway they did this really beautiful series of tapes that come in these little

O-cards, cardboard O-cards. And it kind of has like a sepia tone kind of look to it. Yeah, those look really cool. That's what it looks like. One of them's got a skull on the front. How do we carry? See it? Got like a close-up of some trees with light shining through.

Oh, cool. I wish that would work. close up with some trees with light shining through. Oh, and, uh, I'm going to play, uh, this William Ryan Fritch tape and see Buckthorn. Who's that? Just some dudes. Ryan or, uh,

William Ryan Fritch, I think is, uh, from California. I think, I don't think so. I think busted, busted,

busted, busted, um, if i can't thorn it's from the uk so don't know much about either of these projects but uh all right hello all right let me see them they look cool are those yeah they look really good are these silk screened? I don't think so Are they the craft color boxes? I said it was sepia tone

I'm calling on behalf of Hillary Clinton These aren't silk screened These are nice these look awesome That's really good It is really good Have you finished that yet? Not yet, no. It's good.

Let's play these. I feel like I'm going to get a lot of ink rubbed off on my hands. I feel like they're so wet. I think the ink isn't getting absorbed into this. Maybe I ought to consider a different stock. And also, I'm looking at the sides here. Can you count that as a fold? It's a little bit of better work here.

No, these are really nice. Let's play both of these. What are you playing first? Batting fifth. Batting fifth. Hello. Seabuck Thorn. Hello.

I couldn't. I wouldn't be able to get to it. I just thought I would do it out loud. I know what I'm talking about. I know what I'm talking about. What do I want to do first? I think I'm going to do the William Ryan pitch tape. And then I'm going to do the Seabuck Horn tape.

All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. ¶¶ I'm sorry. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ I'm going to take a few more minutes to get back to you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's a Bon Jovi lick there at the end. William Ryan Fritch. I'm a cowboy. C. Buck Thorne. Lost. I'd like to hear that looped a couple times. Yeah, we should loop that. Buck Thorne. Lost. I'd like to hear that looped a couple times. Yeah, we should loop that. Those were tight. Remember Young Guns?

Amelia Estevez? No? Young Guns? Young Guns 2? Oh, Young Guns. I thought you said Young Guts. Young Guns. I thought you said Young Guts and I thought that was some sort of like a rapper. Young Guts. Young guts. Young guts. Y-U-N-G-G-U-T-Z.

Young guts. Whose turn is it? Yours. Oh, damn. What do I want to play? I want to play... Oh, shit. I know what I want to play. It's all buried here. Hold on. I buried it. You're so stupid. I love burying things.

You boys bury things? I love burying things. The deeper... Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It's the soil. Capstan! Oh, Christ.

What did I give myself? Put your hands up! I'm just talking about... Were you just talking about killing somebody? Put your hands up. I'm just talking about. Were you just talking about killing somebody? No, Capstan. I'm talking about just general. Because you better not be lying because if I go back to my boss and I'm wrong, I'm going to have to start doing SoundCloud policing.

I don't want to get demoted again. I'm just talking about D&B, a little Dig and Barry. I believe you. I love, I love, I love, I love Barry. This is the perfect time for you to be doing it too. The ground is just right. I'll tell you the three things you need if you want to get in. Why don't you like it in the summertime?

Not enough of challenge. It's too loose. Two hours. Dig a big hole. A ditch up to get in. Why don't you like it like in the summertime? Not enough of a challenge. It's too loose. Two hours, you can dig a big hole. A ditch up to that point. You're past a hole, you're in a ditch. I can dig a hole. I like digging a hole. I love digging. Let me ask you a question.

What's the craziest thing you've ever buried? No, I'm not a burying man. I'm a digging man. Oh! I've heard about you guys. No, we don't like each other. I love burying stuff.

That's not what it's about. I love burying stuff. I dug up somebody's pet cat. Ew, when? Why? How? It was in my backyard. We were digging in my backyard to plant a garden.

Are you serious? We found this big blanket. We're like, what the hell is this? Like a huge king-sized blanket. And then we opened it up and there was just like tiny little cat bones in it. What?

That's crazy. Yeah. That's archaeology. Are you talking about... Oh, yeah. I got my brushes out, Joe. Did you brush it out? Yeah, I made sure

it wasn't some kind of ancient... Are you talking about the Alice in Chains album, Tiny Little Cat Bones? I'm a tiny little cat bone. Oh, Mike. No, that's not a real album. You're so silly.

All right, what are we doing? Are we still doing this? You're going to play a tape eventually. I buried it. Oh, is that a reference to the tape? I love burying things. Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. One time I buried.

Stop doing the thing. Come on. I'm really fixated on the burying. I'm great now. I just need a shovel and some time. Hippies wearing muzzles. Hippies wearing muzzles? Hippies wearing muzzles.

Muzzles. Like you would muzzle like a dog? Put it on a hippie. Damn hippies. Hang hippers. Egyptian paralysis cassette on... What is it called? Egyptian Paralysis.

Clam Clang. What's that bag? This is what it comes in. It's got this O card here. What do you guys think about these hippers? I feel like I have a coffee bag that comes in this. Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah.

That's cool. I like that little stamp. A little postal yeah, totally. That's cool. I like that little stamp. Let me see that. And then inside is like a matching brown little card with the tape. And there's like photographs in there or something. Man, that's cool as shit. It's an edition of 20.

Clam number 3. It's a Russian label. It's like Mambo number 5. It's in the same ilk. Yeah. Oh, Joby. You guys want to join the Ilks Club? Yeah, man.

I'm already married. Give me a nap. So you want to get into something from this tape? This is good. They just put out a new tape. But this is one that came out, I think, in like 2014 or something like that. Let me get a look at that card there or something like that. Check it out. We can get a look at that card there. The little card.

Check it out. Check it out. Come on, look at it. It is tastefully decorated. All right, I think we need to play this right now, Dave. I'd love for you to do it. I'd love for this to happen. I can't wait to see this.

Hippies wearing muzzles on Clan Clang. That's some crazy imagery that I got going on. Do you say the question mark? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hippies wearing muzzles from Egyptian paralysis on Clam Clang. Who's your favorite hippie? Who's your favorite hippie? Who's your favorite hippie? Jimmy Garcia. I love Jimmy Garcia.

He was like, don't have a cow, man. Yeah. The whole band. She's Taking Paradise. Love that band. Oh, she's taking paradise. He always did police signs. Mm-hmm.

He was like, police signs? Mm-hmm. Police signs? Two cops, please. Blue lives matter. That's what that means, right? Too soon, Mike. Don't get all political on me. I'm sorry. I'm backing off. All right, all right. I played that, correct?

You played that? My turn. Go ahead. Joe's turn. Play this Mahamudra. It's Lee Evans from Denver, by the way, does that project. In case you were sitting around like, well, who the hell does that project? He's from Denver. In case you were like, where is he from? I know his name.

What's he do, though? Yeah, what's he do, Joe? Where does he lay his head at night? Give me his address. I'd like to know what he does and what he likes to do on the weekend. You love people with weird jobs. Oh, what he likes to do on the weekend You love people with weird jobs Oh, what he likes to do on the weekend Alright

I'll tell you what, crack open a Miller It's the first thing I do As soon as I walk out Oh yeah Kick the shoes off Yeah, are you relaxing? Do you just sit around and relax? Or do you go do something?

What do you like to do? I might go to the tennis court Yeah Yeah, I might I like to know what people do I might just go to the club and have a ham and cheese. Ooh. You know.

Because you don't like golf, but you like... Put on my white... The restaurant's really good. And it's worth it to pay the membership. Yeah, the membership. I don't play golf. I don't put myself down to play a child's game. But they have the best ham and cheese.

I did have brunch at Delaware Park for my dad's birthday birthday and it was really good who died dr brighton's walk birthday yeah dr brighton box it was really good the astronaut it was really fancy the building was really fancy the astronaut mahamudra what'd you say to me mahamudra that's what tape i'm playing. Or is it Sunhammer? No, it's Sunhammer. Oh, you're playing the Sunhammer tape. Sunhammer, and the tape's called Mahamudra.

Yes, on full spectrum. Yeah, on full spectrum. I know what this is. You know what this is. I know all about this. You got your fingers on it. You're not getting one past me. No, you're getting a lot past me. If we're being totally honest here.

Sunhammer. Put that back in there. I'll put that back in there i'll put that back in there um full spectrum number 46 hello that's a lot who's that who's hi hello this is mitt romney what are you doing governor uh how are you calling on behalf of hillary clinton lock her up governor killery this is mitt romney no i thought we weren't going to talk about this. No, we're not. We already flushed all of our...

Listen, everything's normal, guys, okay? There's nothing abnormal right now going on in the world. Everything's normal. It's cool. There's nothing really wrong happening. I just want to say this, then we'll move on. Nothing's going on. If I was walking outside and a line just walked by at this point, I wouldn't question it.

Nope. I wouldn't either. Everything's normal. That kind of thing just happens now. Lions roam by. Yep. That's all I want to say and I want to go back to this. Play that tape. Come on, man. This is beautiful. I love this. It looks like an old...

It's one block from Zelda from the floor. Like a texture block of a mountain or something. And a basement or something. That's the part you can't walk on. But usually it's really small. Usually it's really small, but it's blown up, Joe.

Wait, Mike, put it on the floor. I can't walk there now. It looks more realistic. When it's smaller. It looks realistic as Joe Bastardo. We're going to play him later. Joe's got another tape. This is Sunhammer.

Okay. Okay. I don't know. Your tape's right. Because you know I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. Sunhammer. How do you say the title? Mahamudra.

Mahamudra tape on full spectrum. I dig this all. It's very rare, you see. Correct me if I'm wrong. Let me hear it. Hear me out, though. There's nothing I like more than correcting you when you're wrong. You often enjoy a flutter.

Because you're not wrong that much. The blood rushes when you get to correct me. I see it in your eye. You pounce like a wolverine. Like a rabbit wolverine on me. It's not often you see a black and white full spectrum layout.

That's a good point. You're onto something. You're cracking the code. Hold on. I think I noticed something else. The full spectrum logo normally is purple. These results I'm getting are back.

It just doesn't make any sense. Dave, is this one here bootlegs? All systems go, Michael. What? Shh. Sunhammer. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. so so so Thank you. so sun hammer that was crazy yeah it was crazy good Sunhammer

That was crazy Yeah, that was crazy good Sunhammer The whole tape's really good Be like a He-Man type character Sunhammer Have you ever Good guy or bad guy?

Do you guys know the story of He-Man? No, Dave, tell us Do you know how He-Man came about? I kind of remember reading some, but I don't exactly. When a He-Daddy and a He-Mommy love each other. It was something with Conan sold. A company had the molds for Conan characters, but then they lost the rights to Conan or something.

So they had to make up this new character, right? Yes, they made up He-Man. Then they had to move all that product, so they made up He-Man and then they had to move all that product so they made the cartoon after that. Fuck up. They had all these toys that they didn't know what to do with. Which is kind of crazy. It is kind of crazy.

He basically is He-Man. He's got a nice little... Well, Adam has the straight cross cut, right? In He-Man? Yeah, because isn't his name Adam and then he turns into He-Man? Yeah. Who's the ghost? What's his name Adam and he turns into He-Man? Yeah. Yeah.

Who's the ghost? What's his name? Skeezer. Skeezer. I don't know what his name is. I don't like ghosts. Skeezer? They creep me out.

They're too scary. Skeezer was from Saved by the Bell. Yeah. That was the one that was always like, Zach! Zach! Zoinks, Zach! Zach zoinks! They're like, mega zoinks, Zach! Zach zoinks! Mega zoinks, Zach! Skeezer!

Skeezer! And he's like, do you have your hand in the peanut butter again? Oh! And my feet are in the jelly's hatch! What was his tagline? Don't be serious! That's pretty good! That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

Come on, Zatch. Don't be serious. All right, whose turn is it? Dave? I think it's Dave's turn. He's got a blue one. It's a pretty blue, too. What kind of blue is that, Joe?

Royal. A royal blue, really? No, peacock. That's okay. I'd agree with both of those. It's a pretty blue, too. What kind of blue is that, Joe? Royal. A royal blue, really? No, peacock. That's okay. I'd agree with both of those. It's a royal peacock. A royal peacock. You ever drink a royal peacock?

My grandfather. He loves. Not to get off topic or anything, but my grandfather used to drink royal peacocks every night. Every Sunday. Every Sunday. He'd make them because he grew his own beets. That's what he did on the weekends. It was beets, vodka, and muddled dirt.

And Smarties. No, and dots. The paper with the dots on it. It's like old candy. It seems a little modern. All right, all right. Al, what do you got? What are you going to play?

It's a little ahead of its time. What are you going to play? I'm going to play Moon Honey. You ever drink Moon Honey? My grandma used to be a classy southern belle. She used to drink Moon Honey. It's molasses. One of those cordial drinks with the fruit in it.

And grenadine. Oh, really? Over shaved ice. fruit in it. And grenadine. Oh, really? Over shaved ice. Over shaved ice. And a coconut. So, yeah. This tape's called Eye Storm. You ever drink an eye storm?

By Jessica. Project is, I guess, by Jessica Kendall? Jessica Kendall, yes. I didn't really do any research on this tape. And the logo's too small. I can't read it. I don't know what label it's on. Moon Mist. Oh, it's written on the side here.

It's a C20. It's numbered out of 20. This is Jessica Kendall's solo debut. Or debut. I've never heard it before. I've only seen it in print. It's debut. It's debut. It's when you take the butt off the cigarette. Oh, okay.

This is the first time she's going to do that. Because filters is the thing that gives you cancer. Yeah. It's a whole movement. Cigarettes don't kill people. Filters kill people. Filters kill people. It's a plan by the government.

Yeah. I don't want to talk about that. They put chemtrails in there. I don't want to talk about the government tonight. Even in an abstract, funny way right now. Sorry, sorry. Too scary. All systems go, Michael.

Hand it over. So this is Dan D artwork. Used to do Excitebike. Oh, I was going to... Yeah. Why do I keep forgetting that? I feel like we've gone over that before. I like this one.

What color blue was this again? Royal Peacock. The Royal Peacock. Blue with the spectrum. Royal Peacock. Like your grandfather used to drink. Yeah, remember? In the war. That really... He was drink. Yeah, remember? In the war.

That really... He was in the war? He was in the war, too. Well, that's where he learned it. He was overseas. Yeah. He met... Korea.

Yeah, he met a beautiful Korean gal, and it just didn't work out. Aw. Sorry to hear that. Yeah. They were from two different worlds. She showed him how to make this drink. The long-distance relationships were really hard back then.

Every Sunday. For the rest of his life. And his foot hurt a lot. But that wasn't from Korea. That was separate. No, he got angry once and kicked his tire on his car because it broke down

and his foot hurt forever. Like this. I really like how the label was put on the shell and then stamped. Two band-aids, huh?

Yeah, it looks tight. I don't know. I don't know if I've always seen that one. Let's see what number we got. Please say if it's 420. What's that? 17 out of 20. That's not a funny number.

Send us four out of 20. The blue bandaid on the clear shell doesn't look bad. It looks really good. It's that royal peacock again. Yeah. It's like a Doctor Who color. You automatically know you like it. Now, I wonder what Jesse DeRosa,

Baked Tapes, famously colorblind, what he would think of it. Famously colorblind? I didn't know. We should get him on Skype every time we have a cassette show and we say, what color is this? What's a really cool color?

You tell me what color this is right now. And if he gets it wrong, we get to shock him. He's got the helmet on. Dave, you're in charge of shock. And I'm like, give it to him. Figure that out. So wait, how do I do the shock?

Is it like a big throw switch? No, it's just one of the buttons. It's a button on your keyboard. It's just a button on my keyboard? Yeah, so sometimes you accidentally play a sound clip. I need it to be like a more epic thing. No, I think it's something that you turn. Like a wheel.

Like a big thing. No, I think it's like a piano with bones for keys, like on the Goonies. No, actually. It's a bike. No No I think it's like a piano with bones for keys Like on the Goonies It's a bike It's one of those things on the railroad tracks What is it? What's this thing? Barbells It looks like barbells

The wheel on a boat How much can you even bench? 47, 65 The sternum What is a wheel on a boat called? How much can you even bench? About 47, 65. The sternum. What is a wheel on a boat called? What is a wheel on a boat called? The mizzenmast.

Why are we talking about this? We're talking about boats. Dave's thinking about getting into boats. Dave's thinking about getting into boats. He's thinking about getting one. A big one. Alright, let's do this. Moon Honey. Moon Mist. 2016. Ready? Go.

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I just sneak into guitar shops and detune the guitars and wait for somebody to pick it up and play it. And then pop out and be like, you just got guitar prank. Brought to you by Monster Energy Drink. Get in the slammer. Brought to you by Five Hour Energy Music Academy. We're

actually live from the Five Hour Energy headquarters right now in Amsterdam. We are? Yeah. Mike, I know you're playing a trick on me. This is definitely your house.

I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. But very nice trick. I have to say. I fooled you. I fooled you. All right, whose turn is it? Is it my turn?

I bet it's my turn. I bet it's your turn. Oh my God, I bet it's my turn. Do it. Which am I going to play? I got two of these here. Oh, you got two? Yeah. I bet it's your turn. Oh my god, I bet it's my turn. Do it. Which am I going to play? I got two of these here. Oh, you got two? Yeah.

I'm going to go with the big one. Yeah. See, I hear that and I think this. The blue one. The blue one. Oh, it's like the dress. Is it? Because this is gold.

Let's do that. What's that little face? It's right up there on the wall. No, no, it's not. I'm sorry. It's not the same thing. John Pyle did do that. Oh, that's

a sad tape. Did you draw this? Yeah, it's like the... What is that? It's almost like a drama mess kind of weird. Motley Crue. A little teardrop. You might get that in a Russian prison. You might get that tattooed very poorly in an odd spot on an ankle.

That means something. Like right on the ankle. And that means something. Like you killed life. Like right on the bone. It's like this stellar textured background. This is John Powell's Pleasure Island project. They call it Joby. Is this new? This is somewhat new, to answer your question.

Do you have any other questions? Who put this out? Ecstatic House put this out. Oh. 2016. John Powell, he plays a lot of this. Aesthetic. I can't say that word.

Aesthetic House. Any more questions, Joe B.? What's the length of the tape? Yeah, he wasn't ready for that one. I wasn't ready for that. I'm going to say it's a C20. C20. 20, huh?

He's getting up into the 20s now? Yeah, it's long for Jim Pyle. He's getting up there. it's a C20. 20, huh? It's getting up into the 20s now? He's getting up there. It's a marathon release. This is more of his Tommy. This is his musical theater. What's the name of this tape? The name of this tape is Golden Rain. I love Prance.

You love what? Prance is the song he sings. Golden Rain. I love Golden Rain. Oh, Prance. I'm sorry sings. Golden rain. I love golden rain. Oh, Prance. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's not even the same. Because I thought you were talking about the Santa Claus reindeer Prance. And I was like, why are we talking about Santa Claus

reindeer Prance? This looks, all the Santa Claus stuff looks killer. As does this. And, um, I'm going to play a track. I think I'm going to play a track. I think I'm going to play a track here. John and I played together.

Dave, you played too in D.C. at Dr. Clock's Nowhere Bar. Yep. Why did I say it like that? Yep. How many clocks are there? It was a bar. It was a bar, yeah. Did we set all clocks based on Big Ben?

It was a bar. It was a bar, yeah. Did we set all clocks based on Big Ben? It was a bar. It was a small bar. Small bar. What kind of theme? Where do pencils come from? Funky decor like you know, flapperjacks? It was like a flapperjacks, yeah. You ever go to flapperjacks? It was just like a flapperjacks. It was like an outback

steakhouse. Yeah, it was like an outback steakhouse inside of Ruby Tuesdays. Alright, it was like an outback steakhouse inside a Ruby Tuesdays. Alright, nice. In a drive-thru of a Dairy Queen. That's the theme. Under the sea. 80s prom. SpongeBob SquarePants. Virtual reality. 3D.

Tie-dyed. Stained glass. Cameo by Skeezer. Cameo by Skeezer. Oh, Zatch! Are we gonna go to prom together, Zatch? President Balding, you're under arrest. Zatch, these aren't my underwear. What was the tagline? Don't my underwear. Don't be serious.

Don't be serious. And then AC Saver comes in. What's the show called? AC Screen Saver. He's a robot. What's the show called robot what's the show called um what is the show called it's called dirty asshole dirty asshole

I don't know why they were way off on that one it started in a totally different direction and then it just shot off somewhere and somebody's like why is there a lap track on Dirty Asshole? It's Stay by the Bell. Stay by the Bell. The Dirty Asshole years.

The Dirty Asshole years. Oh, I hated those years. Dave's living them right now. The Dirty Asshole years. I play that tape. And then they go to college Once they're called them I like when they Work at the beach

That was a good one That was legit good Yeah yeah It was really good I like that one a lot Zatch had a romance In that one too Zatch had a big romance

Then he went back to college Hello Oh hey Who's that? This is Mitt Romney in that one too. He did it in the match at a big romance. Then he went back to college. Hello. Oh, hey. Who's that? This is Mitt Romney. What do you like most about John Pyle, JV? How tall he is.

You like he's a good height? Yeah, he's a good height for his frame. He is a... I agree. Yeah. Some people don't pull it off good. No, he pulls it off.

Yeah. Yeah. He pulls off height very well. What's your least favorite thing about him? His hand size. Too big, too small? Too small. Or too

wide, too much space between the fingers. Well, his fingernails don't grow up and down. They grow side to side. They grow up just a little bit, but then they grow out like wings. It's gross. And he doesn't take care of it at all. And he loves shaking hands all the time with those things.

I think he's just touching people in general, looking for human contact. You might be right. His fingernails, they look like the little metal... He's going to carve them into swazis. What are the little metal things that hold a manila envelope close? He's a Pepe guy. I don't know who

wouldn't be. He's got that Pepe tattoo on his shoulder, the little one. The little one. Take the size of a nickel. Alright, Pleasure. Free Pepe. Pleasure. Come on. Come on. Pleasure Island. Golden Rain. I want to get a paw print.

Right on my tush. You guys, can you give me a paw print? Get a paw print right on my tush. It is tastefully decorated. I want a real tiny paw print. Get a paw print right on my tush. It is tastefully decorated. I want a real tiny paw print. Super tiny. I want you to use a magnifying glass and see it. Did you draw this? I want it like freckle size.

Pay on me. Oh, that's a good segue into Golden Rain. Yeah, Golden Rain. Here we go. Golden Rain. Golden. so Thank you. so uh so so so so I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm sorry. so

so so so so so The Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the road. You are tall. And strong. Too scary. John Pyle, way too scary. Too spooky. Maintain low tones with me. Pleasure Island. Pay on me.

Golden Rain. Cassette on Static House. Yeah, you can turn that off. Yeah, it's a little cold. C20 edition of 100. I think it's still... I'm freezing my ankles off. I think it's still...

Just your ankles? Yeah, yeah. I like that. Alias, the beekeeper. I haven't heard that in a bit, man. Sometimes you gotta save them. John Pyle, sometimes he's here he fills in for Joe B

hopefully he'll be here on episode 100 live from 5 hour energy headquarters what are we gonna do we're live from 5 hour energy headquarters we're gonna get catering get a limo here I think you should get a limo to pick up Joe then pick up me

pick up John Pyle figure that out get John Pyle here in a separate limo can you get a limo to pick up Joe, then pick up me. No, pick up John Pyle. Yeah. Figure that out. Get John Pyle here in a separate limo. Can you Uber a limo? You can Uber a limousine that delivers pizza. Everyone can get their own Uber limo. All right.

We got to film it all. Them pulling up. Actually, I'd like to film it. Live from 5-Hour Energy. So it can pull up up front and let you out. It's the Tabs at 100th episode. Extravaganza.

I want that for my birthday. I want that for my birthday next year. I want you guys to order me a limousine from Uber that delivers pizza to my house. I want you to go through that effort to get me a pizza. Okay.

I'll do that. I'll do it. For you? Anything. For you? And the guy has to ride a bike that's attached to the limousine to my front door to deliver Like he's pulling a limo that's like turned off in park? No.

What's he doing in the bike? When he gets out of the limousine to deliver the pizza, he hops on the bike. He rides up to my door. Okay, so it's like somebody from like Rad, that movie Rad. Yeah. Okay, like doing a cool trick. Yeah, because it's got to be somebody

out of the sunroof. Exactly. It's got to be somebody that knows how to ride their bike up a flight of stairs. Okay, is the pizza just all fucked up? It's all spread? No, I want it perfect. I want it perfect.

I feel like, but riding the bike, holding the pizza. When you get that crossburst. Speed feel like, though, but riding the bike holding the pizza. When you get that crust where it moves and stuff. Oh, he's really good at that. I feel like it's going to be in a backpack on its side. Ew. And it's just all going to go down to a soup at the bottom. I had pizza today.

Did you? Yeah. I feel like I had pizza. I went to Iron Hill Brewery for lunch yesterday, maybe two days ago. How was it? What'd you get? We got the pizza. Me and the girls, we went out. We took the Nissan down. I two days ago. How was it? What'd you get? We got the pizza. Me and the girls, we went out.

We took the Nissan down. I want a paw print. We hopped in the Nissan and brought that down to the riverfront and got... I'm not going to lie. I had one beer. Hey, Joe. I was thinking about getting a tattoo. How much you charge for a paw print?

For you, nothing, baby. Paw print right on my tush. That's on my b-hole. All right, it's my turn. This is my last tape for the night.

It's my last time. Right above my b-hole. I'm going to end my round with this new Bastion Void tape. What are you going to do? Bastion Void.

Oh, this one? It is tastefully decorated. Tastefully decorated. Highly tastefully decorated.fully decorated highly tastefully decorated and the music and the music is perfect

it's the tops I love it no this tape is uh alright just talking about it gets me all frazzled constant rotation in my car it's really good yeah man

Joe Bastardo somehow is like uh what color is this green just green grandma's mint regular green grandma's mint I think we've done this before yeah well green. Grandma's mint. Regular green. Grandma's mint.

I think we've done this before. Yeah, well, that's Grandma's mint again. That's true. That's good. I like it a lot. Is this some modular stuff? It's all kinds of stuff. He lists what he uses.

Oh, yeah? He has modular stuff. He has a Eurek modular. I'm the president of my module group, actually. A Roland TR-707, a Roland SH-101, a Yamaha DX7, an Ensoniq ESQ-1,

a Korg Poly 61, a Korg Mono Poly, and an Apple MacBook Pro. Pay on me! Yeah, a lot of stuff. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? He's like a tech guy. He is. That's short for technical.

Which is short for technicality. Beautiful artwork. And I can't even say what that's short for. Not live on air. Take this. Hand it to me, you dummy. I'm wiggling it in front of you. The dumbest person I know.

He's wiggling it. This is taken. I love one, Joby. And don't fight anymore Stop the fighting This was I was thinking about Getting a paw print

I was thinking about Getting a paw print Around my tush This was I have to talk Was he like In Japan I think he was in Japan

I feel like this Cause I really like the Beatles Who's your favorite Beatle? And I just figured You know You put the paw print That really conveys Like a Beatles paw print

Yeah Like the paw print of a Beatle Where are you going to get it? Right in my tush? I'm going to get mine right in my tush I'm not going to lie I had a beer today Sue me.

I like how it's got like, what is it called? Like an OB strip? What are they called? Yeah, I think that's right. Or is that to get rid of acne? I got it on my nose right now, everybody. Is that what it's called, though? I think that's what it's called. Or is it just like an OBI strip?

What is it? I think it's an OBI. Help me out here. That sounds different. Oh, yeah, OBI sounds like something downtown. I don't know what you're talking about. Either way, the... You ever had to put an OBI strip on it?

The artwork is beautiful. It's gorgeous. As most of his stuff is. is but this in a very special way I love the little details on here that's really good did you draw this it's just

everything about it is gorgeous and of course did we talk about how he plays good music already have we been talking for like an hour and a half I feel like. Have we been talking for an hour and a half? I feel like we've been talking for an hour and a half. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Fast Jim Boyd.

Whoa. That was awesome. It was good. The whole tape's really good. He always does it. It's one of B's picks. B's picks. It was good. The whole tape's really good. He always does it. It's one of B's picks. B's picks. It's B's pick of the week?

Yeah. B's pick of the week. Is that the B's buzz? Yes, the B's buzz. Alias, the beekeeper. The B's buzz. I'm Joe B. Here to tell you which tape is covered in honey this week.

This sugary little nugget comes from Massachusetts. Joe Bessarri is back at it again with his bachelor boy. In a new batch along with Bella Risk and Gardner, this bachelor boy tape sticks out like a sore thumb, but in a good way. Maybe that thumb got sore from a bee sting. What do you say, Dave? No, that's tight, man.

Your face was really good. Yeah, I think they did like 100 of those. The face was funnier than anything. Yeah. And no one is ever going to see that. Yeah. Feels real good. They really tied the joke together.

I love burying things. No, that tastes great. I love burying things. I love burying things. That's really good. One time I buried a large hole inside of a smaller hole. I'm thinking about getting a paw print. How much tattoo

a paw print? What's that last tape you're going to play? Black and white one over there. I want to get mine on my tail. You still haven't got that tail removed? You haven't got that tail removed? Well, some of it. You still doing piece by piece?

It's cheaper. It's way cheaper. I get the pieces. I do little crafts out of them. I make little figurines. Little pilgrims for Turkey. Put around the turkey on Thanksgiving. It's getting really dark. It's getting weird is what it's getting. I make little flesh people.

I make tiny little Dave flesh people. Told you it was getting dark. Eat them like jerky. I don't like that word. Flesh people? Flesh. You don't like flesh?

No. It's gross. Let him talk! Too sexual. Flesh is too sexual. Joe, what is the least... It's just nasty. Out of all the...

Here we are with B's Sexual Picks of the Week. Get out of the sugar Dave Oh come on To spin Two-spin. Come on. Hello. All right. Take that off. Oh, Mike's in the computer now.

It's like Twin Peaks. I love Twin Peaks. Yeah. New England clam chowder. Oh, wait. That's Ace Ventura. Busted! Is that the red or the white?

I like Stand by the Bell the best. Stand by the Bell. Scratch. Skeezer. Skeezer, man. Don't be serious. AC screensaver. That was my favorite one. Mike's pick of the week.

My humor pick of the week goes to myself. Once again. For the 69th week in a row. Tried to bait him with that one. I'm glad it didn't work. He doesn't bite all the time. Sometimes he's not hungry. That's what I like most about time. Sometimes he's not hungry. That's what I like most about Dave.

Sometimes he's not hungry. Chick White Malform Cassette. Chick White? Chick White. Self-release tape, I believe. Let me double check. There's a piece of red paper in here. Way too many words.

I won't look at it. And self-release tape. What's the cover? Like a relic? From an archaeological dig? Is that a piece of... I think it's the back of the... It looks like... Oh, yeah. All right.

It looks like an ancient calf protector. I think it's a paw print. For soccer. I think it's a paw print. I want to get a paw print. Yeah, yeah. That's what the... That thing, right. I want to get a paw print. Yeah, yeah. I think it's a paw print. Exactly. That thing, right? Yeah. Goes on your shin. Shin protector, yeah.

Yeah. Not a calf protector. I think it's a paw print. This is an Egyptian shin protector. In the fourth dynasty. Yeah. Show some respect. Yeah.

You're so dumb. Jeez. Darcy Spittle or Spittle? I don't really know. How do you say it? I want to say Spittle. Spittle. Ah-mow, ah-well. From Nova Scotia. Ooh, that's good. Darcy Spittle or Spittle? I don't really know. How do you say Spittle? Spittle.

From Nova Scotia. Ooh, that's good. It's in the C32 edition of 50. That's stupid. No, it's good. That C32 is a good number. Oh, yeah. No, I don't think so.

Yes, it is. Come on. Queer. Behaving disgracefully. Queer as in me so much, fellas. There's some mouth goofing on here. Some jaw harp. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I love mouth goofing. Mouth goofing's There's some mouth goofing on here. Some jaw harp. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I love mouth goofing. Mouth goofing's fun. Mouth goofing's fun. Yeah. Keep going. There you go. I'm thinking like a tiger paw.

Hey, on me. I want like a little chicken. What is it? Chicken head? Like a rooster. What do the roosters got? A little rooster paw. A little rooster paw.

Just feet. Just feet. I think roosters have feet. What about coyote? I love coyotes. I want a trail of ants. I want you to start it up, Matush. When I was in Washington, I saw it was either a coyote or a wolf dragging a carcass off the road. That was pretty awesome. That was his job? He had the uniform on? It was either a coyote or a wolf dragging a carcass off the road. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Nice. That was pretty awesome. Like, that was his job? Oh, yeah. He had the uniform on. Yeah, the bright orange uniform. There was a bus pulled over down the road, the wolf bus. There's a whole bunch of them. Yeah, so let's go out on this tape.

They travel on buses. Who does? Wolves? Wolves, yeah. They travel together. Thanks to Coryell Cassette Manufacturing for sponsoring episode number 97.

Thanks to Gray Holger for the intro. Thanks to us. I think we did an excellent job. Thanks, guys. I think I did a good job mostly. Hello. Who's that? This is Mitt Romney. Maintain low tones with me. Governor, thank you for... I feel like I got a lot of loose body parts. Do you have anything...

Okay. Is there anything you'd like to... Is there anything you'd... All right, sir. Can you... Hello, Governor. Hi, Governor. Good evening.

Hello, Mr. Romney. Hello. Hello. What do you have to say? Oh, wait a minute. No. No. I don to say? Wait a minute. No. No. We discussed this.

No, we discussed this. I forgot that one. It's right above it. It's right above it. It was an accident. You were told to delete those. It was the same color. That was a real good way to end it.

You have left a stank on this. Hello. Hello, Governor Romney. I'm sorry. This is Mitt Romney. I know, sir. This is Mitt Romney. Okay.

Yes, is there... I'm calling. This is Mitt Romney. Okay, sir. I'm calling. This is Mitt Romney. Sir. Hello.

Hello. Sir, are you there? This is Mitt Romney. All right, thanks. Let him talk. Let him talk. Let him talk. It's okay, you can talk to me.

You obviously don't have the talent. You obviously don't have the talent. Go, boy. All right, go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. Oh, yeah. I love you. I'm a snowman I'm a snowman I'm a snowman I'm a snowman I'm a snowman I'm a snowman I'm a snowman

I'm a snowman I'm a snowman I'm a snowman I'm a snowman I'm a snowman I'm a snowman I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man.

I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not to go ahead and do it. Thank you. Bye.