Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #98 | 12.4.16

Episode Date: December 4, 2016

Nigro, Glass Frog, Luke Nigro, Hippies Wearing Muzzles, Poop Dood, Photography, Knives of Spain, Die Reihe, Argiflex, Tata Duende, Synthetic Juice, Snakes of Pennsylvania, Supermoon, and Max Kulper and Thorsten Soltau.

real quick before starting the show I'm sure most people have heard about it by now but on Friday night there was a fire at the ghost ship in Oakland California at a show that 100% silk was putting on it was a fucking tragedy a lot of people lost their lives a lot of people are still missing I can't imagine what everyone in Oakland and their friends and family are going through right now. But just want to say to stay strong. And if anybody wants to help out, there's a fire relief fund set up at youcaring.com. Just go to youcaring.com, type in Ghost Ship, and it'll come up. And do what you can.

And much love to everyone whose life has been impacted by this. Wayne's World what am I gonna say? Jesus Christ Joe this episode of Tabs Out are you ready? keep going I'm waiting to this episode

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No DC. And no military bases. They shouldn't even have paid. Definitely no military bases. They shouldn't even pay. Definitely no military bases. Alright, that's fucked up. Hey, this is Conrad Com from Flatbush in Brooklyn and you're listening to the finest cassette podcast around.

It's Tabs out. Tabs out. Tabs out. Cassette Podcast episode number... 98. 98. Like Windows 98. Remember that? That was my favorite Windows.

Oh, that was a good one. That was the best. The taskbar. Remember that? That was the only one I don't remember. In the calendar. And I have all the Windows. Is that the clip?

The little paper clip? The pamper clip? Not the pamper clip. The little guy was like, remember. Don't forget to play Minesweeper. Episode number 9-8. Are we just saying 9-8? Yeah. We are? Alright. I guess we are. Alright.

Guess we already voted. With a special guest via telephone, Conrad Com. You still there, Conrad? Yes, I guess we are. All right. I guess we already voted. With a special guest via telephone, Conrad Kamm. You still there, Conrad? Yes, I'm still here. Hey, guys. I thought you would have hung up. I thought you would have hung up by now. You sound great.

You sound excellent. How's it going, Conrad? You sound loose. Oh, I got great reception here. I'm doing well. Oh, how's your bars? How's your Wi-Fi bars right now? What's your Wi-Fi password?

My passwords and my bars are all up to speed and maximum security. I'm feeling really strong right now. Is your password stronger? You're not stronger than me. Are you nervous or anything? You're not stronger than me. Conrad?

Conrad, I wanted to talk to you. I wanted to talk to you, Conrad, because we were about to play some tapes here. We do a cassette podcast. This is Taps. I think I'm familiar. This is Taps out. Got a tape here with you on it,

performing under the name Glass Frog. Correct? Is that you? That's me, yeah. No, I don't think so. I think it is. He can't hear the sound clips, by the way. I know.

I can. Actually, I just heard that. You heard that? Oh, yeah. I got it piped in. They piped it in. They piped it is. He can't hear the sound clips, by the way. I know. I can, actually. I just heard that. You heard that? Oh, yeah. I got to pipe in. Dave piped it in. I did it. That son of a bitch. Dave, good job piping it in.

So anyway, Conrad, you did the split with Nigro, Mike Nigro, who runs Oxtail Recordings. You and him, you just did a little, you went out on the road, huh, didn't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were on a little tour there. Let me ask you, did it get wild? Did things get wild up and down 95? I mean, Mike's a pretty mellow dude. He's a good guy. And it didn't get too wild, but we had fun.

We had a good time. Let me ask you this, Conrad. And be honest. You don't have to answer. Did you drink a few beers? What's that? Did you drink a few beers, Conrad? We drank a few beers. What? that? You drink a few beers, Conrad? We drank a few beers.

What? That's what I wanted to hear. You guys are crazy. Party boys. Party boys. So this is on Crescent Tapes. Is that a label that you do? That is.

That's like just my... I fucking knew it. Yeah, that's my thing. Hello. And what's on this cover here? Is this like a bunch of drawing of the little monsters that you did yeah that's like a uh like a little like fake map that i did um yeah i just played a little dnd this looks like a dnd map conrad it's got some it's got some hidden

jokes in there and some some uh there's a movie reference in there that i'm sure you might recognize oh i i recognize it oh i already saw the Big Trouble in Little China reference. I saw it. Okay, I figured. The Bay of Trouble. Yeah, so we're going to play... We're also going to play... We have the Luke Nigro tape.

Mike Nigro's brother. He just put out that tape on his label, Oxtail. You met the entire Nigro family, didn't you? Did you have Thanksgiving with them? I didn't have Thanksgiving with them. I went down the day after, but I had Thanksgiving leftovers with them. Oh, nice. You hung out with the whole family, though, right?

That's right, I did. Even Grandma. Grandma Niagara is still driving at 91. What? God bless her heart. Yeah, God bless Grandma Niagara. All right, well, let's play these tapes. We're going to play the Glass Frog-Niagara split, Yeah, God bless Grandma Nigro. All right, well, let's play these tapes.

We're going to play the Glass Frog-Nigro split, and then we're going to play the Luke-Nigro tape on Nox Hill. Do you have anything to say about your split before we play it? Speak now or I've rolled all your pieces. I apologize that you can't tell the difference between the A side and the B side unless you listen to me. You've got to label them. You've got to label those sides. All right, Conrad, You're using all my minutes.

I got to let you go. Alright, thanks, guys. Take care. Okay, bye. Okay, bye. Do I have to hang up on him now? Yeah. Patch me out, Dave. Dave, patch me out.

Unpatch me. What's that high-pitched one? Yeah, I hear a high-pitched... What Yeah, I hear like a high-pitched. What is that, Dave? It's probably your computer. It's probably my phone. It's your phone. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Mute it, Dave. Mute it. All right. A little trick, a little studio trick for you. Dave just did some studio magic. All right.

You want to play these two tapes? Well, yeah. I'd love to. Niagara Glass Frog. A little bit from both sides of the Tour Split 16. Oh, a little bit. On crescent tape. A little bit on each side. And then the Luke Niagara

what is it called? Circles and Squares? Circle Takes the Triangle? What is it called? What is it called? I don't know what it's called. Be honest with me. Oh, Circles and Triangles. Circles and Triangles. But only triangles on the cover. I was going to say, yeah, but the spools of the tape are circles. Not good enough for you? No, no, it's great, actually.

I love this tape. And he killed it. I can't wait to see more from him in the future. This is a C38 edition of 50 copies. Well, let's get into both these, all right? You guys ready to do that? © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure what I'm going to go back to the ship. I'm not sure what I'm going to go to the next one. I'm sorry. I don't know. Thank you. This confession will include a full statement of my connection with the... I've just been sitting here drinking my tea and enjoying my drink. Some specialist

likes it. Thank you. Oh, we play about a good time. That's what I'm here to tell you. Everything's fine. Let's go. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a look at the map. The Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. Younger generations. Living in the moment. Coming along. I'm sorry. Oh, man. What? What? Yes. The bomb looks good. I can't. Yes!

The power of the... No! No! It's nothing! Enter mine! So It's a paradox. It's a mirror of confusion. So... Love... Now...

I love you. Where did the tapes go? I don't know. Are we back? We're back. And we're back. Golden Rain. are we back we're back we're back and we're back golden rain uh nigro and glass frog from their tour 16 split crescent tapes number eight um i can't get over the map of what would you call it a dnd i never played dnd no all right yeah but i i can see how this is uh if i was the dungeon master and i was showing you the island would be right no i don't know i'm not a good storyteller oh you have to be a good storyteller to be

yeah you're leading the story you have to be i would be a knockout mental picture i think you would be really good at it forget about it yeah you don't have to think about it you can just know i just know that you just know deep down have a deep down feel but your maps would look better wake up better wake up in the middle of the night thinking about it. Or keep it in a spiral bound notebook. Funny Dungeons. That's what he calls them. Well, that would be a section in the notebook. Would be Funny Dungeons.

I got a good one for a Funny Dungeon. I'd buy a light table if you let me be a Dungeon Master. I really want to get into Dungeons & Dragons. I played a couple weeks ago. Have you played since? Or just the one time? No, because it's really hard to line up six people's lives

for one day. It's hard. It can be tough, yeah. It's a lot that gets difficult with age, Joe. Luke Nigro from Circles and Triangles on Oxtail after that played something. We were saying earlier how there's... Mostly triangles.

Mostly triangles and really no circles. No circles. Except for the O in Nigro and the O in Oxtail and the O in Recordings. But this thing is littered with triangles. Littered. Almost too many. It looks great.

Shout out to Conrad and Mike Nigro, Luke Nigro, the entire... Nigro family. Nigro family. Grandma Nigro. Still driving at 91 years old. Oh, there she goes right now. She's a bat out of hell. I heard she drives a pink Corvette. You does?

Oh, you should. Hold on. Grandma Nigro, pull over. Pull over. Oh my... Oh no! Oh my God! Pull over. Oh, my. Oh, no. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Is that milk? Is she in a milk truck?

Steel beans? Oh, no. A bubble gum cart. Wait. Oh, she's okay. Oh. All right. Let's move on. A bubble gum cart. Wait. Oh, she's okay. Oh. All right. Let's move on. Let's move on. Her car doesn't have a scratch on it.

Not a dent on the old broad. All right, Dave. What do you got? I wish you would have pulled the... You remember the mailman in Funny Farm? I love that movie. I saw that movie in the movie theater. Did you really? Yeah, at the one that used to be on 202.

No shit. You should be proud of yourself. Yeah. It's one of the only movies I remember going to see with my parents. Oh, yeah? Like, I don't really have a memory of any other movie going to the theater with my parents. Oh, really? Yeah, but Funny Farm.

I remember Back to the Future, Back to the Future 2. The first movie I saw was Monster Squad. The first movie you saw in the movie theater ever? Yeah. That movie's fucked up if you watch it now. Oh, yeah? Those kids say some fucked up stuff, man. Do they say fucked up shit?

It's really homophobic. Oh, really? Yeah. But I like that kind of stuff. That's so funny. Like, all the time. What are you, some kind of... Oh, really. What are you, some kind of... Oh, really?

What are you, some kind of fag? Oh, really? Stuff like that all the time. I haven't watched it in a long time. Just talking about it gets me all frazzled. I like that stuff, like the German stuff that's in it. No, I'm just kidding. Dave, just go.

Just go, Dave. Save this guy. Wait, who's going? You. It's your turn. It's my turn? You were so dumb. You were the dumbest person I've ever met.

I'm embarrassed to be here right now. You and I both know that is not true. What, Dave? You and I both know. It's just not true. It's just not true? What? I'm going to start it off with something a little familiar.

Oh, I like familiar stuff. To our listeners, our regular listeners. You guys ever heard of a project called Hippies with Muzzles? Yeah. Yes, we played Hippies with Muzzles. Last episode. What episode is this again?

98. 98. 98, so Windows 97, my favorite window. Yeah. And I have all the window. Yeah, I remember we played a tape. It was from like two years ago,

the one we played last time. Yeah. It was played a tape. It was from like two years ago, the one we played last time. Yeah. It was a 2014 tape. This is new. Oh, a new one. Brand new one, huh? New. Liked it so much,

we played them twice. That's the saying. Tape's called. That's the very popular saying. Animus Pools on Human Pitch. Okay. Have we played anything on human pitch before? I don't think we have.

I don't think I've ever heard of that label. It's a pretty new label. I'm like fixed on that cover. What are those colors they're doing? Vibration. It's like a teal and a gold. I don't even know what color it is. They're playing an awesome mind trick on my eyeballs.

What's this like? I don't even know how to describe the cover. It's okay. Go ahead. No, I'm not even going to do it. You can do it. Come on. I'm not how to describe the cover. It's okay. Go ahead. No, I'm not even going to do it. You can do it. Come on. I'm not even going to do it.

It's okay. You can talk to me. Here, you do it. Who's that, Mr. Jellyneck? I can't. Oh, ha, Mr. Jellyneck. I can't do this. This is, I can't describe this.

To me, it kind of looks like a city block in a really bad video game that's been hit by a crazy wind. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah. Somebody better take this away from me because it's not scored. It's perforated. Oh, you want to just... I just want to rip the part.

Yeah. I forgot about the Mitt Romney thing. I would love to rip that, actually. Can I rip it a little bit, Dave? Don't rip it a little bit because then I'm going to finish it off. This tape, or this project, is Lee Evans from Denver, Colorado. I'm not sure if we mentioned that last time. That's a good city, too.

Clam Clang is the label that put out the tape we played last time. I'm seeing it now. So if anybody thinks I'm lying, you can go fuck yourself, because I have the information right in front of me. Maintain low tones with me. So you want to play this one? David? Nope. Okay, let's move on. My turn. What's your middle name, Dave?

Let me guess. I don't tell anybody that. Oh, really? I hate it when people are like, I don't tell you my middle name. Shut the fuck up. Tell me your goddamn middle name. Yeah, people say that all the time. Really? I've never heard. I'm not telling. Austin. Austin? I like that one.

That's a good one. Whoa. There she goes again. She has a need for speed. She was up to easily in triple digits right there. Two's great. What are we doing? Are we playing this tape?

Yeah. Hippies wearing muzzles, correct? Hippies wearing muzzles. That's the only way I like them. Hippies wearing HP-007. Is thatppies wearing muzzles. That's the only way I like them. Hippies wearing HP-007. Is that the printer you have? No, that's not. That's the driver he needs for later.

For later? Yes. HP. Guys. I fell on the computer again. I'm in the computer again. Get out goddammit. I'm in the computer again. Get out of the computer. Are we all in here?

See, I need the drivers. It's HP 007. I need the drivers. Mike, get the driver. Hold on, I can look it up. Go to www. How are you looking it up right now? What am I looking up?

The drivers. You're so dumb. Get me out of the computer. Mike. Mike. We're going to play this tape while we figure this out. Mike. We need the drivers. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. you always have a really tasty analogies for these things.

I love milk duds. You're always swimming in a bowl of wontons. Some kind of skittles are happening to us. There's a lot of them falling in a bowl of milk. There's sweets and wetness always involved in your analogies for things. Well, that was a pretty sweet and wet. I put that in my coffee and said, Sweet and wet? I like just wet. You like just wet? wet. I put that in my coffee. Sweet and wet?

I like just wet. You like just wet? I don't like sweet in my coffee. Let me get a large coffee, extra wet. Extra wet. I love my coffee to be extra wet. Is it my turn? I like your mom.

Come on now. I don't even understand why you... I didn't get the point of being that juvenile. Grow up. Jesus Christ. Oh, that was good. Someone gave you a whole pound of sugar. That said,

just go to town. Alright. You boys ready to grow up? All systems go, Michael. You ready to get mature-like? I'm going to play this tape by Poop Dude. Now, here's the thing before you start laughing. It's poop, right?

Yeah. And then it's like flipped. So the P's are now D. So the dude is spelled D-O-O-D. Let me see. Poop Dude. You think I'm joking? No, I saw it from a distance earlier.

What did they call those four back in the days of... It's a power drum. What? Back in the days of like... Back in the days when I was... It's okay. You the days of... It's a paladron. What? Back in the days of like... Back in the days when I was... It's okay. You can talk to me. Linotype or whatever.

I mean, I do marijuana sometimes. I don't know what the word you're looking for. Never mind. A paladron? Paladron. Poop dude. Igor. Igor. Or is it by Igor and...

It's a split, you dummy. Oh, it's a split. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb. Whoa! Pay on me! I love on the... What label is this on?

Let me see. I have it right here in front of me. Tingo Tongo. We played me. Tingo Tongo. We played stuff on Tingo Tongo before. Yeah. The Poop Dude Bandcamp says, whoever they are, they're from LA, I think. And I didn't get much other information than that. The logo here, the P's and the D's are turds, and then the O's are like toilets

full of blood. And that's the poop dude logo. I don't know why. I don't know why, but just somebody did it. They did it. That's funny. Well, you take poop. It's always funny. Poop's always funny. Poop is always funny.

Well, it's not always funny. Sometimes it's real gross. And the cover, what's going on in this cover who knows it's like the it's i don't know what program this was done in god i wish you could see it but it was definitely they got rid of it after windows 97 what was that last one this new program program's incredible. All right. Let's play Poop Dude. Let's play some... God. Somehow they got this off white, light gray, weird cassette shell. It is a weird gray.

It's like the perfect color. It's like a greenish gray. It's like the perfect color for this, for Poop Dude. For Poop Dude. Nailed it. Look at the label, how bad that is it's really bad but this is a good tape yeah obviously don't have the talent all right poop dude poop dude from the split with igor amokian

i like how it's just a name and then poop dude poop dude do they play live on tingo tango here we go go It's just a name and then poop dude. Poop dude. Do they play live? On Tingo Tongo. Here we go go. Thank you. For people who are easily telling the truth, Dramatic link coming. I don't know. Thank you. Me and my little girl Take me along Thank you. Thank you. Take a deep breath. And breathe into the air. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Poop dude. Poop dude. Poop dude. Poop dude. Remember when pooping was cool? The guy that was doing it when pooping was cool Pooping was the shit

Do you poop dude You're still doing it You're the dumbest person I know One to five times a day That was a joke I fooled you Poop Dude from the split with Igor Four?

On a bad day Two is great Speaking of poop Four. Poop dude from the split with Igor. Except if they get three or four in. Like a lot. Four? Three or four sometimes. Yeah, on like a bad day. Two's great. Speaking of poop, Jovi, I got to ask you about this $10 bill you got. It's the worst. What is that? What's the date on that? Oh, I don't know.

Dave said it might be Confederate money. I keep touching it. Jovi's got the dirtiest $10 bill in existence right now. 2009 series. I think Mythbusters are going to show up. It seriously looks like it was printed on a craft bag. It's almost like a reddish. Is it wet? It's a reddish brown. Yeah, it's got some

moisture in it still. We should drop two $10 bills and see which one falls to the floor first. I bet you that one will take... I don't even know if this is real. What does that prove? It's got the strip. One takes longer to fall? What does that mean? What does that assign them? Does it the strip. One takes longer to fall? What does that mean? What does that assign them? Does it mean it's good?

I mean, it's good. Like, better if it falls slower or faster? This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. What do you want it to do? You want it to go up faster and down slower. All right, who wants to play a tape? I'm going to play this tape by Photography on Playing Records, which are two kind of...

You probably like that a lot. I like it a lot because it's kind of hard to Google. That sounds really hard to Google. Photography playing records. What's the name of the tape? I don't know. This is all I got. It's just photography playing records?

Yeah, there's nothing. I like that you like that because it's such a subtle difference to Google something a little bit more specifically to get it. You can't just put it in playing records. What is it about it that you like? Why do you like it to be hard to Google? I don't know, because if you want to find out about it, you've got to take the extra step.

You can't just put in... Plain Records, enter. You have to put Plain Records, cassette label, BAMCAM. Yeah, yeah. And you want to be able to have to do that. You don't have to field him. Just put in field him. It's the first thing that's going to come up.

It's a fucking fieldhim.com. Yeah. But Plain Records? that's pretty good. But why? No. Why do I like it? I don't know why I like it. It just, you know, gets me excited.

It always has to. And I like that about you. Like I remember. Joe likes doing research. Yeah. Joe likes. He likes a challenge. I think he just likes the idea of like

you could start a project called Sprite and have a self-title tape that you sell from the record it's called on the label it's called soda yeah you can't you there's like no google presence at all yeah no and then i'll you can just find it on instagram thing that i like that's that's different what not having a web presence yeah yeah yeah that's a whole other thing or like not like just a, like one specific social media presence that doesn't make sense. Yeah, LinkedIn.

I'd love to get you down on the couch and just go to town on that brain. You don't want to be getting there. They have a LinkedIn, you know, you can't look at that unless you have a LinkedIn account too. Make it real hard. This is in one of those,

this is a Brad Pack, right? Yes, that is a Brad Pack. Yeah. I don't get why there's a sticker on the back, like holding it shut though. There's a little nub it can go into. They't trust the nub you know what like an old-fashioned phillies logo it does look like an old-fashioned logo yeah um i believe this came shrink wrapped oh did it and i think yeah and there's a little like photo attached to the cover like those little like they sell like a polaroid yeah Yeah, like they sell Urban Outfitters.

Oh, is it like a new Polaroid camera? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Let me see it. Cool stuff. So I guess there's a different picture on every cover then. That's what I'm guessing. I wouldn't know because if you Googled photography playing records. Let me see what you get.

Everyone do that right here at the table. We're going to play a little game. Would you like to play a game? What do you want me to use? Yahoo, Bing? Bing, baby. You do Bing. Dave, you're on Yahoo. I'm handling Google. Playing.

And just photography. Playing records. Oh, see, I never do any of the keystrokes like that. Makes it a little harder, huh? I got somebody's Facebook. I got someone's Facebook.

Rerun Vinyl's Facebook. Yeah, Rerun Vinyl. Then I got 1,000 plus images about vinyl photography. On Pinterest. I got that too, yeah. Hold on. Record album display. Girls with vinyl records.

12 pictures. I'm clicking on it. Don't use my way. I hope it's risque. All right, well, let's listen to this. You didn't mention the shell. I didn't mention the shell. It's like a marble, right?

Yeah, there's like a marbling going on there. Yeah. Let me smell it. It smells good. I liked it. Did you tell the pizza guy to call when he got here? He did. Because I said to him.

Don't you worry about that big guy. Oh, there's a link to a nice NPR article called You Can Play That Record But Don't Touch Our Photography Subtitlele tape on playing records. Oh, but here, playing records band camp does come up. Thank you. What's the kind of thing with you? It's true Losing it out of the blue I'm not the one Crush the bone, crush the pain

Here's my little song Hey Be ready, take your effort About to let this chorus fly Thank you. I can't wait There's some kids I'm not ready for It gives me something to breathe I can't wait

I can't wait Push the button, push the button Once it's a little funny They, they, they, they don't want the chocolate lettuce Thank you. Look at all that I can see in me Push the button, turn to the right It's my telephone It's my telephone photography photography holy shit man you all right, that track's good. That was really good. Yeah. Sounds like ween. We found the band camp. It's called Letterphone.

Letterphone is the name of the tape. On Playing Records. They have another- Also the name of that track. They have another tape out on Playing. From Boston. That's where the label's from. Yes, the label's from Boston.

I love this cover here. I'm looking at all their stuff. And the Cupboards have an album called When We Were in the Rainbow World. And the cover is this guy shaking hands with a dolphin. That's impossible.

I'm saying it right here. It's impossible. I got it right in front of me. So prove me wrong. Mike! I'm Tom. Too spooky. Alright Dave. You want to play a tape? Yes.

Do you want to get a paw print on your tush? On the private part of my tush. Right on the private part of your tush you're going to get a paw print. Tiger paw print. That's the sexiest of the cats. The big cats. The big cats. Not like the smaller of the cats The big cats The big cats

Not like the smaller house cats The big cats The big cats The big cats The big cats The big cats The big cats The big cats

The big cats The big cats The big cats The big cats The big cats The big cats The big cats And don't give bit by a crab.

Don't get bit by a crab. That's when the beach boings, they stopped doing ocean stuff. They started doing land stuff. They talked about big cats. That's when they started doing drugs. Play tape, Dave. The beach boings. The beach boings.

You don't know about them? Sure. I'm going to play. I'm going to play. I'm going to play Knives of Spain. Knives of Spain. That's the only place, right? That's the best knives.

That's the only place you buy all of your utensils, right? All my knives. They're the sharpest. Yeah. Well, that's where Spain is. And why are they the sharpest? It's because the soil makes the best metal. Yeah.

I don't know enough about metal, though. You don't know anything about metal. There's lots of ore. Good ore in Spain. This tape's on hairy spider legs, correct? Hairy spider legs. Yeah, the tape is called telluric. I think that's how you say it.

Too scary. Tell-U-R-I-C. All one word. All one word. I don't know what telluric is. I like to put that on my pasta. I like when old people give an email address or a website and then they say all one word at the end. All one word. As if it was going to have a space somewhere in there.

There's a newer one. It came out back in October. Ooh, spooky mom. Yeah, spooky. This is scary. This is all over scary. Hair, spider legs, knives. October, October. Spain. Spain. This is all over scary. Hair, spider legs, knives. October, knives. Spain. Spain.

You know, they eat dinner at like 10 o'clock at night. What? Get out of here. An addition of 666 copies. No, it's not. 75. And that was a spooky Dracula voice if you didn't catch the reference. I thought that was Frankenstein. Who is this?

Gwen Young I'm seeing. North Carolina. Did you ever see Frankenstein. Who was this? Gwen Young I'm seeing. North Carolina. Did you ever see Frankenstein? I've seen a couple of Frankensteins. The movie? I thought you meant like in real life like a Frankenstein walking down the street. When he goes, drop the gun! I wish there was just like a Frankenstein I'm alive!

Don't be serious. Skeezer meets the Frankenstein. That's a good one. Remember that Saved Bells movie? I love that one. All right. Knives of Spain. Is that what we're doing now?

Yeah. Gwen Young. Do we know who Gwen Young is? Frankenstein's like, quit zanking me. Skeezer. Skeezer. Don't be serious, Frank.

And Frank says, Frank's line is, don't zank me so hard. Frankenstein's talking too? Oh, yeah. It's Frank and Stein. He goes to the school. Okay. It's two people. No, no. That's his initial.

It's Frank and, not like and, like and. But is he still the monster? Yeah, he's still the monster. Were we talking about Encino Man? I love Encino Man. You like that one? No, actually, I haven't seen it in a long time. I don't like Pauly Shore.

What about Biodome? I don't like Pauly Shore. Yeah. I like Pauly Shore, but just for fashion reasons. What's the one, the country one? I like how he dresses. I don't like anything else about him. I hate his stupid shit. Will you go out of your way to watch a movie just to see the way he dresses?

Just to see what he's going to wear now. Yeah, I'll watch it on mute. I'll watch it on mute to wear now. I'll pause yours and I can't wait to see what he's wearing. I'll watch it on mute. And I'll pause it a lot. That sounds good. That's it. So anyway, we're going to play this Knives of Spain tape. Too scary.

I don't know anything about this project, really. They don't have very much in the way of discography, at least on Discogs. But this tape's really good. Well, I want to hear it. What's that cover there? Is that the person on the cover in the

woods there? Yeah, it's a really nice picture. That's even more scary because scary things happen in the woods. At nighttime, too. Those lyrics in here? What? Way too scary because that's like poetry. The Raven Nevermore. Yeah. Don't get me started.

Pretty nice, right? Who are you? That looks fucking beautiful. Yeah. That's fabulous. That looks fabulous. Wow. Shout out to whoever did the layout.

Whoever's doing the graphic design over at Harry's Butterlings, give yourself a hand. Pass it over, Dave. Let's play this tape. Let's be wild. Let's just get Paul. Yeah, let's just get crazy. Let's get Paul Prince on our toes and play this tape. On's be wild. Let's just get Paul Prince on our toes and play this tape.

On the private part? I'll do it right now. Knives of Spain, Taloric tape. You play the keyboard and we'll play the cops. On Harry's spider legs. I am waiting Tinting Unventured at the corner A dream to sacrifice, to escape and release It's silent in the blast of air Waiting for who comes at last Late Last The third

Been longed for Walking up my road The class The corner Where I went The corner where I wait Thank you. In the sunless muted violence Broken hair and pants Here it appears Savior's gone to see That I'm not in need You rolled in on a storm under the weather I had built.

It's snowing on my doorstep in the evening. On my return In need Somewhere Thank you. I had always known The trouble to knock down my door I've loved and refused to leave Right as my sleeves were thinned And my face chose to taste My heart grows thick And I'll open my Grindelwald records

On the shiny gold chain And you will not be the one Who will make me come under hold I get my legs to break it I'm gonna run, run, run A million miles from here I'm here Buildings to hop on, feathers rippled, instincts crippled I know, step down and stare against the ground give us way but I have always known The path of most reasons And soon I will be gone and I will leave no trace

I will leave no trace And you will not be the one Who will make me come undone And as soon as I get my place to make it I'll come right, right, right I'm in my place me Knives of Spain. Yeah, everyone. Knives of Spain. Hairy spider legs.

Why is it again? I forget. Why are the Knives of Spain so... Because of the ore. Because of the ore. Yeah, in the soil. Okay. Because it's little tiny pieces.

Okay. You have to melt it all down And then that chunk is really good Okay and that's what you mean It makes a sharp knife It's really good ore The best iron Iron oxide

Monodioxide It's real good You melt it and it's like the best Yeah it's the best It stays sharp for like a really long time How long? Like 6 to 12 months It's real good. You melt it, and it's like the best. Yeah, it's the best. It stays sharp for like a really long time. How long? Like six to 12 months.

That's my question, and I want you to be honest with me. I'm going to look you in the eye, and I want to see if you can look at me in the eye the whole time. How long does it stay sharp? Six to 12 months. All right. Of regular use. Of real sharp. Of regular use. Yeah.

And then from there. Like industrial use. Industrial. Yeah, I'm talking about heavy cutting. Yeah, because this is like the best chefs in A regular use. Yeah. And then from there... Like industrial use. Industrial. Yeah, I'm talking about heavy cutting. Yeah, because this is like the best chefs in the world use this stuff. All day, every day. Let me check this out. 10 hours a day.

Hold on. You ever been a cook? Let me check this out. You ever worked in the kitchen? Let me get some information on this. All right. Six months. 12 months.

All right. Yeah, you were at six to 12 months. I like that you're like surfing the web on DOS. Hell yeah. Well, yeah, you were at 6 to 12 months. I like that you're surfing the web on DOS. Hell yeah. It's the only way to surf the web. The best way to do it. The resolution's better. Isn't that how they typically write hackers and stuff? They use

some like no graphics at all for their operating system. Like Linux, right? There's no graphics in Linux, right? Whenever it's like a computer hacker in a movie, it's always like a black screen. A black screen with the text. There was a blog that collected all of those screens.

It's like screenshots from TV shows. Is it all the same one? A lot of times it's like HTML from a website or something. That's awesome. I got a new tape on NNA. Excuse me. NNA. Excuse me. NNA 93.

Did we figure out how to say that? Oh. Diary. Yeah, diary. Like, diary. Like, have you read my diary? Or Dave said it's more like how a real hillbilly says diarrhea. Say it, Dave.

You got bad diary? Wait, say it again, but slower. Boy, I was up on my man. You got bad diarrhea? Wait, say it again, but slower. Boy, I was up on my man. I got bad diarrhea. Exactly. I think that's how you say it. Yeah. This came out.

What else came out of this batch? Oh, a Max Auerbacher tape and a, how do you say it? Tradici. How do you say the next one? Tradici Bacci. Yeah. Tradici Bacci. Tradici Bacci. This tape, I love it. That sounds like something you say whenici? How do you say the next one? Tradici baci. Yeah. Tradici baci. Tradici baci.

This tape, I love it. That sounds like something you say when you tickle somebody. Tradici baci. Tradici baci. I always say that when I tickle people. How often do you tickle people? Oh, all the time. I like to do like behind the back tickles.

Yeah. You know, surprise tickles. That's what Joe does when he greets his friends. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. What is it?

You tickle them. I love NNA. You know, it always does the half-circle covers. And I'm surprised it took this long to do this. Actually, it sounds more like when the Sims say hello and goodbye in their language.

Tiki-paki! It's almost English, but it's not really. I've never played Sims. You haven't? No. They have their own language. I know. Tiki-paki. Like, it's like, it's almost English, but it's not really. I've never played Sims. You haven't? No. Sabine really likes Sims 2. They have their own language. Oh, really?

Yeah, there's like, like when you buy a TV or something, you can hear what's on the TV and one is definitely, one is definitely like a movie preview, but you can't understand

what they're saying, but you can tell just with like, you know what I'm saying. Yeah. But at the end of it it goes dobi-da like it's saying like so being got some mod for minecraft some furniture can you sample that can you put that on the board if i could so being got some furniture mod for minecraft where i had to like download and put in and you can make like this tv and it has, and it has Thundercats on it. Oh, what? Like Minecraft Thundercats?

No, no, it's legit. It's Thundercats. That's the only way I watch TV. There's a couple channels, and one of the channels is a Minecraft newscaster guy. Dobby da. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Minecraft's getting crazy. Minecraft's nuts.

Anyway, did we say what the cover was? Oh, it's like an LP. Yeah, it's like cool. Minecraft's getting crazy. Minecraft's nuts. Anyway, did we say what the cover was? Oh, it's like an LP. It's like a 12-inch. Yeah, it's like a 12-inch label. Yeah. I'm surprised it took that long. Like a disco single. For this tape.

Took long enough. Housed by a man by diary. Is it a reissue or is it just that? I don't think it is. I think that's just the style of it. They should do reissues of classic LPs. Yeah, with a picture of the actual LP as the cover. That's a good idea.

Like that. Of the sticker. Oh, I was thinking lay the actual LP down. No. Am I wrong? You're wrong. I did it wrong again, huh? You did it wrong again.

That would be good, too, though. You could do that on the inside. So stupid. You're not picking up what we're putting down, Mike. This is Jack Callahan, who was in Sunburn Hand of the Man. Of the Man. Oh, okay. C20.

If you could see me dancing to this tape, the way I move my body, you would never watch anything else ever again. You'd be so... I mean, I'm getting hot right now. I see you a little bit of sweat going down. So you want to get into this?

Nipples are getting so wet. I got some lotion for you, Dave. Dye. I don't think that would help for wet nipples. It's an anti-moisture lotion. It's a lotion that sucks in moisture. Like a diaper.

Actually, that's what it is. like a diaper actually that's what it is I'm sorry that's what it is diaper I have nipple diapers they're tiny little diapers that you can put on your nipples are they like band-aids that's what they're called band-aids I'm sorry I'm sorry they're more absorbent

what did I call them did I call them nipple diapers no band-aids they're tiny little... They're like adhesive. And you stick them on. Why are they so tiny? I figure like a normal...

Because they're nipple size. Like a three and a half millimeter. What's the normal size? 3.5. Dave, what size nipples are you working with over there? Standard. Standard-ish. Standard strongman.

Di Ray. Housed. NNA. 93. Standard strongman. Die Ray. Housed. NNA. 93. Here we go. I love that you just throw your fries on your laptop keyboard. Thank you. so I'm going to go to the bathroom. so Thank you. so so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. so so Thank you. so Thank you. so I'm sorry. oh

diary diary man I had a bad case of diarrhea the other day Oh. Diary. Diary. Man, I had a bad case of diarrhea the other day. It cleaned up. It was from some fish. It cleaned up all right? Yeah.

Cleaned up good. I do some fish oil. I do it. Popping and locking into that, but it's like real herky-jerky. And then there's parts where it's like slow motion. Like, remember the Jabberwockies? Joe, how are your omegas? You good on the twos? I'm pretty good on twos. How are your omegas?

I don't have a lot of threes, but I got twos and fours. Twos and fours out the doors. I like to do high teens. Oh, high teens. I love high teens. Or I like to Google. Psych. Psych. Alright, Joe B.

What do you got? What do you have for us in the way of a cassette tape? I'm going to play this tape. I'm going to get a paw print. I forgot to look at this again to try to remember how to say it. I'll sit right on my tush next to my private hole. Agri-flex. I'm going to get mine on my private.

Not on your private, Steve. Can you tattoo a private if it's a paw print? I can. What if it's a nice paw print? What were these characters' names again? Sam? No. Britton?

No. Rochelle? Rochelle. Cheetah and Di-Ray. Cheetah and Di-Ray. All right, what are you playing, Joe B? Agraflex? Is that a question?

No. I thought you had your finger on everything. I think that's what it is. AgriFlex. Throatless. On Bedlam, correct? Throatless, huh? No throat at all.

Did Keith Rankin do the art? That's not possible. What, for Keith Rankin to do this art? Or is this a Keith Rankin? A Rankinite. It's a Rankinite. A Rankin file. There's no art credit on the inside, so maybe it's... Is that what we're going to call people who rip off Keith Rankinite. Rankinite. It's a Rankinite. A Rankinphile. There's no art credit on the inside, so maybe it's...

Is that what we're going to call people who rip off Keith Rankin's artwork? Rankinphile? Rankinphile? Rankinphile. Because it's like Rankinphile. You get it? There's a little work. I'm not going to lie, guys.

A little wordplay. I'm not going to lie, guys. I had a beer earlier, and now I'm doing a wordplay. Does it say? It looks like Keith Rankin did the artwork. It does look good. It's a to lie, guys. I had a beer earlier. Now I'm doing the wordplay. Does it say? It looks like Keith Rankin did the artwork. It does look good. It's a tight one, too. That's a desertscape.

That looks beautiful. It's dreamy. I imagine if you showed me a slide of a close-up of Dave's weird crusty toe, it would look like a desert. Let me see it again. It would look just like that. Yep. Color and everything. The pink to the yellow. The clouds, the

faces in the background. Oh, you're making me sick. Dave, I can't hear you. Is your mic on? Yeah, my mic's on. Yeah. I don't know anything about this project. Do you? No. Nope. Nothing. Argoflex. I like the name. I can tell you that much. Makes me feel about working out. I obviously don't have the

talent. No, I have talent, Dave, to work out. You have workout talent. Yeah, workout talent. That's your talent, is working out. I obviously don't have the talent. No, I have talent, Dave, to work out. You have workout talent. Yeah, workout talent. That's your talent is working out. I've been doing these new little push-up things at work. New push-up things? Like something that cuts the walls in half? Oh, dips.

Yeah, I've been doing dips. Stop. That's not me. That's you. I see your laptop shaking. I see your finger touching it. Mike, come on. Knock it off you. I see your laptop shaking. I see your finger touching it. Mike, come on. Knock it off.

Mike, turn your panels off. Come on, Mike. Stop. I mean, I do marijuana sometimes. I obviously don't have the talent. Bedlam from Germany, correct? Yeah, Germany. Am I right? You can fact check me. Oh, here, I have something here. You're all right.

Curtis Lair. L-E-H-R is the last name. Curtis. Who wants to guess what state he's from in these U.S.? Alabama. Kentucky. Mississippi. Ooh, that was close.

You boys were on the trail. Yeah. You boys were hot on me. Yeah. If I gave you one more guess, one of you motherfuckers was going to say Mississippi. You were going to say it proudly too. I was really good at Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego.

I was only when they did the United States. But when the kid had to go to South America or something like that, it's like, yeah, you know. I was always a gumshoe. They're not winning. I was always a gumshoe. What was the band called? The Rockapella?

The Rockapella. I don't know. I don't remember a band. Actually, I only played Where in Space space i think we've talked about this before that was a computer game though right this was like a tv show a computer game are you talking about a game dave or are you talking about watching the show and playing from home no i'm and dave's like dave has the suits that they dress up in the decoder ring that he ordered molly's here to see her time for another exciting

half hour mom all right she makes a big ass thing of popcorn okay dave all right what are we playing uh let's agriflex bedlam agriflex throatless cassette on bedlam tapes you all right dave these are all the queens there we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so so so Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. I eat lots of pizza.

It's healthy. Agri-Flex. Oh, we're back? Agri-Flex. AgriFlex. Oh, we're back? AgriFlex. AgriFlex. That's like it. What is that like, Dave? Go ahead.

Did you chip a tooth on your microphone? No, I just spit up french fries all over the pot. That's fine. Go ahead. Work your way through it. Did you have something to say? AgriFlex. It's like a...

What is it? Go ahead. It's muscle medicine. That doesn't even bother me. It's for strong muscles. You take it for your muscles. Was that you? See, I think it's more... Yeah. I think it's more like exercise equipment. It's muscle medicine. That prank doesn't even bother me. It's for strong muscles. You take it for your muscles. Was that you? See, I think it's more, yeah.

I think it's more like exercise equipment. Who's texting you? I'll check in a minute, man. It's 1130. We're all here. That does concern me now. We are all here. It's like, it's a new Bowflex, but it's like agriculture.

I thought it was like agro, like angry, but you know, you're going in a different direction. You pull on a pole and it's like digging a hole in the ground. It works as muscles. Yeah, it's to really work out while you're doing farm work. And then you get like seasonal DVDs, like, you know. Spring.

Winter greens. And there's like these bungee things when you're lifting up the cold frame harvest season oh grandma nigro how has she been driving this long she's wrecking again she's going around she'll give a shit who is texting me i don't give a shit. Who is texting me? I don't know. Okay. That was the question that I put forth.

Joe put forth that question. Me and Dave are here. I'm going to play this tape. Mike, get off your phone. It's long. It's a long one. Oh, I think it's Conrad. Oh. It was really weird, though.

I bet it was. I bet he's into weird shit, man. I'm going to play this Tata. What do you think a glass frog is? A frog made of glass. Yeah, like you buy at the mall. You think he does? Out of the kiosk.

I don't know. Turn my mic off real quick. It's at a kiosk at a farmer's market. Turn my mic off. You think he does butt stuff with it? Yes. Okay, turn my mic back on. All right, what are you playing, Dave?

Joe, I never turned this mic on. I know, you didn't. My headphones haven't been on. What are you guys saying? Huh? What are we playing? Dave said the tape he was going to play. What are you playing?

I'm going to play this Tata Duende tape. What is that? Tata Duende. Who is that? Tata Duende is... Who's that? I don't know. I know who it is. Matt Brizlon. No, I don't know. I know who it is.

Matt Brizlon. No, I don't think so. That's right. Yes, it is. Brizbom. Matt Brizbom. Brizbom. Brizbom.

Seems like I was here yesterday. Self-titled self-release tape. Yeah, edition of 20. Yeah, this was just gifted out to friends and stuff. Oh, are you a friend? Well, I guess we're friends. Oh, we're friends. The whole, he's friends with the tabs out.

Let's make that official. Bestest friends. Are we friends? We're friends. Okay, just checking. I always like to check every once in a while. I always like to do a good yearly update and see if people are still friends with me. You never know.

This was dubbed on a Maxwell, what is it? Max Headroom? Yeah, it's like a, what's it called? It's a cassette tape. A Maxwell tape, but it's like a real fancy one, I feel like, right? Yeah, that is very fancy. Look at the tabs on top, extra wide. Ooh.

Extra wide tabs. I think it really fits the whole thing there, too. No, yeah, it looks great. The whole package, like, it looks really good. You know what, I'm going to even go and say this, which I don't say it too often, I don't mind the handwriting. Really? Joe, I was going to ask you if you this, which I don't say it too often. I don't mind the handwriting. Really? Joe, I was going to ask you if you like the handwriting.

It's in the gold? Yeah. It matches the tape shell. I'm okay with it. That's what it looks like. Oh, yeah. The gold. God, I wish you could see it.

It's beautiful. And this is a... I feel like this cassette... I feel like this one's harder than normal cassettes. Oh, yeah. It's a fake shell The cardstock of the J card That shell is built like a tank

Do you remember the Cool stuff The guitar that came with the Honky Tonk Man WWF figure No I wasn't into that stuff It was really hard This is where he recorded There's a picture inside of where he recorded it.

Oh, really? Yeah. Like outside. Outside, huh? I think in Belize. I love Belize this time of year. I'm thinking about going back to Belize. I was thinking about trying to get one of those, Dave.

A cassette? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those things are tight. But they're kind of expensive. They are. I don't even know what you're talking about.

I don't even know how to remotely say what they are. Can I see? And then I won't say either? Yeah, and then we'll just move along. So this is electronics with field recordings. Looks like it was recorded outdoors. He's got a picture of his setup. It looks like it was recorded on a balcony. He's got some field mics pointed out on a table with a whole table full of electronic setup. It looks like it was recorded on a balcony. He's got some field mics pointed out on a table with

a whole table full of electronic gear. A nice landscape in the background. Not jungle, but those are some tropical-esque plants. It looks like a very damp place. It looks wet as fuck. Is it damp or is it wet as fuck?

It's all wet. There's monkeys howling. That's too scaryling. Yeah. Well, that's too scary. Too spooky. All right. What is that from? We'll talk about it later.

All right. All right. You ready? Yeah. How do you say this again? Tata Duende. From the self-titled self-release cassette. Is that right?

Did I say it right? Tata Duende? Yeah. Self-titled self-release cassette yeah self-titled self-release self-titled self-release cassette these are all the queens. . The The power of the mind is the source of all the good things. The The The Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. All right. Thank you. I am alive. Thank you. Tata Duende. Tata Duende. Tata duende. Tata duende. Tata duende.

Seize the day. That's what that means. Oh, is it really? Yeah, seize the day. In what? Huh? In what language? Earth.

On Earth, that's what it means. Terran? On Earth. Carpet diem. I'm not into like a one global language. You're not into one global language? Like math? Yeah

No I like all different ones You like all different maths? Yeah, all different maths Division Subtraction I like all the maths All the math languages

Quiz me on maths real quick I don't even know what trigonometry is Do you know what trigonometry is? Huh? I don't know what addition is Trigonometry is crazy Yeah? No, trigonometry is? Huh? I don't know what addition is. Trigonometry is crazy. Yeah? No, I'm very, very smart.

Very, very smart. I'm a very smart person. That was the only weird math I was good at, but I don't even remember what it was. Yeah, I didn't get that far. I was bad at algebra. I was bad at calculus. I don't even know what calculus is. It's like shapes and stuff.

Not geometry. I thought that was geometry, Dave. But like ovals. Bigger. O stuff. Not geometry. I thought that was geometry, Dave. But like ovals. Bigger. Ovals. Curves. Circles and triangles. All right, curves.

Curves, and you slice it up. I don't know. Exponential curves. I don't know. What was your prom theme? Mine was above the sea. Land. Land.

Land. I want to see Ken Burns' land. All right. Is that my turn? Ooh la la. Give me a piece. Let's see here. How do you have three tapes left?

See the previews for New Planet Earth? One is tight. No, I haven't. This is all just playing earlier. I've been re-watching the old ones. I've never seen any. Oh, they're good. Yeah?

They're real good. I want to go with this one. Juice time? Synthetic juice. It's like in the future when there's no juice. No more juice. No more juice. It's like a kid.

You meet somebody in an alley and you buy like a vial of synthetic juice. Or like Tang, right? Or Tang. Yeah, one or the other. It's like we already live in the future. With the powder that you put in the water and it's synthetic juice. Yeah. We're already halfway there.

I see. They already point out when it's real stuff. They have to point that out when it's actually real. Normally it's not. Real will be in quotes. Real juice. Natural flavors with other natural flavors.

Real juice and natural flavors. With other perfectly fine flavors. Perfectly fine. Perfectly fine flavors. Perfectly fine. Perfectly fine flavors. And, uh... Let me get that thing. Synthetic juice. Self-titled cassette.

Self-released. Don't know really much. Don't know really... Hold on. Let me try to find some kind of information on this. Give me that thing. Give me one moment. These are all the claims.

Synthetic juice. I'm looking it up right now. I got Windows 96 running. Hold on. I'm defragging. Let me see if I can get it through the back door. I got nothing. Just says synthetic juice on the cover, and there's like, what are those?

There's like drawings of like deer and such at play that's really good yeah looks like cave paintings of deer maybe a fox you think it's definitely having a good time let me see oh yeah yeah yeah that's definitely a good time that's a celebration being no uh like question like they just like the somehow the animals in that town fooled the humans into banning hunting. And they're celebrating. And they're having a party. And the guy's got down. I like a good party.

There's the one guy who's been trying to kill them all. And he's always the guy who's like always pooping himself. He's like, I got bad diarrhea. And then that tape kicks on every time he says it. I like the callback there. It's always a montage of him pooping his head. Looks like a chewed up feather pillow to me. A chewed up feather. Let me see. What did you getback there. It's always a montage of him pooping in his half-moon movie. It looks like a chewed-up feather pillow to me. A chewed-up feather pillow?

Let me see. What did you get into Dave's mind? Like a blue feather pillow. Let me try to get the Dave experience. Like the dark blue is the cloth,

the light blue is the feathers. Do you have something I can put under so I can sit up higher? Let me get the whole day. All right, I see that a little bit.

Let me see. Now I want to be involved in the whole pillow thing. This is pillow talk. You're saying it looks like light pillow talk. What did you say happened to the pillow? Like it got chewed up by a dog. While you were out.

While you're not at home. Yeah. Okay, while you were out. Yeah. And you came back to it like this? Yeah, on the floor. Because I was like, you watched it happen, and it looks like that. But you're saying that you were away when it happened.

You didn't stop it. Yeah, exactly. You didn't stop it. Exactly. Yeah, so I don't know anything about this blue tape with a... It says SJ on it. I think that might stand for synthetic juice. I think you cracked the code on that one. I think I cracked the code on that one. We're one step closer.

Kind of a trick, right? Synthetic juice, what are you trying to tell me? Alright, well let's get into something off this. Synthetic juice, self-titled, self-released. All systems go, Michael. I'm going to go get some water. Thank you. so um so The The so so The so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Synthetic juice.

Drink synthetic juice. That's what Rocky drank, right? Rocky? Yeah. When he does it in the blender? Rocky V? Yeah, because he put eggs in the blender in the movie, but legally you're not allowed to eat in the state of Pennsylvania.

You can't eat raw eggs. No. So he had synthetic juice. Not on film. of pennsylvania you can't eat raw eggs no so he had synthetic juice not on film not on film you can't you can do it it was like the ban on smoking you can do it but you can't do it on film well you can do it on film but the film can't be released nationwide right right yeah it's really complex yeah well don't get me started there's clowns on washington life is complex, when you think about it. Don't I? All right.

That tape's fucking awesome, though. I don't know who Synthetic Juice is, but I like that tape. But you like it. I'm going to say that, and I'm going to stick to it. I'm going to play a new tape, brand new. Fresh, right? Oh, it must be hot. Hot.

Is it smoking? Snakes of Pennsylvania on Fieldhams. This is the new Fieldhams batch, right? Yeah, bad. Brand spanking new. He always gives us a number 69 out of everything. Son of a bitch. He's a jokester in that.

There it is. Coming at ya! The number 69. Here we go. That's my house. That's my house. I do marijuana sometimes. Dave, look at their new logo.

That Fieldhams logo. Describe it, Davey. Looks like a level of Nibbler. I don't know what Nibbler is. Is that a game? Oh, you've never heard about Nibbler? No, never heard about Nibbler. There's a movie on Netflix right now about the guy who beat the Nibbler World Records in an arcade game. Oh, really?

It's a grim film. Yeah, it's really grim. Some dude goes for the highest score in any video game ever but he played it for like 38 hours straight what really and he got like over a billion points it's worth watching i'll check it out he would just like work up his live so high that he could like go and use the bathroom and like die like die But he was still up for like 38 hours. That's ridiculous. That's redonkulous.

That's a really dumb game too. Yeah, it is pretty dumb. I want to say Malloy because that's the guy who lives in this neighborhood. He flips houses. But this is Kevin Malloy. He's like the mayor and he flips houses.

Basically. This name isn't real. Joby, you're going to love this one. Thad Kelstad. That's not real, right? I'm Thad Kelstad. No, you're not. Actually, I was looking up some stuff.

I was looking up some stuff about Thad. Where did he go to high school? Mount Lanier. Lanier. Go Frogs. He was in a band called Lorelai. I think that's how you say it. Okay.

And they were on a comp on Hard Travelin', which was a label that put out the Bela Goss, the seed-like lead split. Oh, are you serious? You did some deep, like... I did some... was oh you should have saw me joe b i went there i was like i was like a fad what are you all making sense now tell me come i can see the montage of like the different websites you went to i can't believe the results are really wide i can't so links Look at all these links What is this?

Get off that Mike, what toy is this? That goes to like you beat a drum with it I bet you beat a drum with it Is that what you call it? I have no clue what you're trying to say I mean I know what you're trying to say but I don't know why Melissa and Doug wouldn't.

It's the roll out. Wiener Roll. It's a Wiener Roll. It's a Wiener Roller. You guys are gross. I didn't do it. So he was in a band and his uncle used to run this label. Yes, go keep going.

That put out Sal's band. Yeah. All right. Yeah, you got it. What I'm trying to say is there's a little bit of a connection. A little bit of a connection. I like when there's even just a hint of a connection between me and somebody else. You love it, right?

Yeah. It makes me feel really good. Yeah. It makes you feel... Describe how it makes you feel. It's a shining star. Yeah. In my soul.

Yeah. Ach now, ach well, axel. I wasn't expecting that. 98 episodes it took to get the extra name in there. Snakes of Pennsylvania. Field Hymns number 65. We're almost there. To a funny number.

If you know what it is. It's an addition of 75. Regarding. So you want to get into it? I'd love to. Do we even need to say beautifully designed? No, it's always beautifully designed artwork killed it oh look at the inside jesus christ get out of here look at that now

you're showing off dave play the 69 song please this is like saved by the bell the fall years look at that don't be serious atch this is this is intense you like skeer? I'd wear that on a tank top. Yeah. Or shorts. Like the print on the shorts? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a poster. Boys, let me try. Boys, that's a poster. You think it's a poster?

I want to wear it. Don't be serious. I want that on my body all the time. Don't be serious, Zatch. All right. Snakes of Pennsylvania. All the time. Self-title tape on field hymns.

All the time. I don't like snakes. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon so Thank you. Thank you. One. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Snakes of Pennsylvania. Get my hoop earrings on. Go dancing I don't like snakes Too spooky No some snakes Dave your average snake is not going to be

The average snake you come in contact with Is not going to hurt you Dave You're looking at your common garden snake Dave Alright you'll be alright Dave I keep getting all these pop ups on my computer I'm not afraid of snakes I ain't afraid of no snakes Remember that movie from Snakebusters Dave. Alright? You'll be alright, Dave. I keep getting all these pop-ups on my computer. Alright, just talking about it gets me all frazzled. I'm not afraid of snakes. I ain't afraid of no snakes. Remember that movie from Snakebusters

when they go, I ain't afraid of no snakes. I ain't afraid of no snakes. I remember that part. And Snakester was on there and he snaked everybody. Snakester. Snakester. Who played that? Joe? Joe Bede, yeah. Dave Stern. Davey boy. Don't I? You know, I just realized

this is probably our last episode of 2016. Oh, it probably is. What a horrible fucking year. It has not been a good year. It's been like one of the darkest years. That's all perspective. It's all a matter of where you stand. Alright, Dave.

Some people say it was great. Others say it wasn't bad. Other people will be like, it was okay. What else? Is there any other ranges of a... I guess some people don't have any. There's four. You like it? I think some people are like, it's been amazing. And some people

will be like, it's been really good. And some people will be like, it's been good. And some people will be like, it's kind of been good. Four. And some people are like, I guess it's been good. Five. And then some people were like, it's been good. Three. And then some people were like, it's kind of been good. Four. And then some people were like, I guess it's been good. Five. And then some people were like, I'm baseline. I have no opinion.

Six. And then the other five of the negative ones. So what is it? How many is that? 11. There's 11 possible feelings. And then I think there's like a zen, like add peace with yourself. Yeah. 12 possible feelings. That's the bonus. That's the bonus about anything. And that's like a zen, like add peace with yourself. Yeah. 12 possible feelings.

That's the bonus. That's the bonus about anything. And that's like a Roman numeral. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. Like it's just an X. And Joe, you see what we just did?

We taught you math. See how easy it was? We tricked you into it. One language. Positives and negatives and Roman numerals. As long as they don't do shapes. We don't do 101. This is how you play a trick on your friends.

We knew you could handle a complex course. Dave, what do you got? Play Dave. You are so dumb. Dumbest person I know. I'm going to play this Supermoon tape. Oh, what? The new one?

Yeah, lots of friends tonight. I like to have a lot of friends. Yeah. You guys still my friends? Yeah. It came out on Hot Vodka. What is that? Hot Vodka tapes.

I don't know. Do you know what this is? That is... What is this? How about this? Do you know what this is? You see this? Leno.

He's doing Leno. It's not Kirby. It's two other dudes. Kirby's from around here. These parts. They also are from around here but also live in Philadelphia now. They're from both places? How can that be? They're quantum leaping. This is her

Project Supermoon. This is Kirby's Project Supermoon. This is the third release on Hot Vodka Tapes. Do we know the first two? No. It's named by Bingett? No, I didn't know Bingett. Episode of 25. Episode of 25. Edition of 25.

I like how I saw on the Supermoon Facebook page around the time when there was the Supermoon not that long ago. There's always a Supermoon every fucking other week. I know. Well, they do it so much. This is the biggest one. But she had to post something like, this is a Facebook page for a noise project, not the actual moon.

This was recorded at the sugar hole. Oh! That's the place to be. Boys, that's the spot to be, the sugar hole. Imagine, oh, we'll put on our like... Is it a place? on our... Is it a place? Hold on.

Is it a place or is that like a sugar hangover? It's a place. It's a club where they got all... Dave, they got big screen TVs playing the game. What? They got pinball machines, Dave. What are we wearing to the Sugar Hole,

boys? I'm thinking track suits. Oh, yeah. Matching track suits. I'm thinking matching track suits with our initials on the front. Real big. Fancy jewelry. Real big. No shoes. No shoes. Well, flip-flops. You want to keep your heels protected. Yeah, yeah. I say you boys wear shoes

on your outer feet and hold me in the middle and hold me up. No, Dave. I want to be in a baby Bjorn on you, big guy. I have really soft heels, so I got to keep my feet protected. What tape are you playing again? Supermoon. Supermoon.

All right, hand it over. On hot vodka. Recorded at the Sugar Hole. The Sugar Hole? Yeah. Let's talk about that for a bit. What's this cover of? I can't even tell what this is.

Photocopier must have had a bad day. I like the spine and back of the J card there. I'm thinking that's like a super moon sketch. You think so, Dave? Yeah. Dave's on a little job. Joby, this is

handwritten stuff. Printed, it's fine. But it's okay. You'll accept that. It doesn't have to be a technical font yeah yeah it can be like that as long as if it's printed but if it's handwritten everyone that's dumb yeah you do not like that yeah yeah you know what i like and don't like god damn it supermoon done a god damn it just self-titled i believe right hot vodka Supermoon. Don't I? Don't I? Damn it! Don't I? Just self-titled, I believe, right?

Don't I? Hot Vodka Tapes. Hot Vodka Tapes, number three. Go. Don't, I mean, what, I do marijuana sometimes. Hello? Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. Oh, one word. That grotto just got me fucked up. I know, man.

I'm with you. The grottoes? I'm in that stomach hurts? Oh, my stomach is like... I feel great. You look great. No, my stomach hurt earlier, and I'd say more fries. You gotta eat more fries.

Cook them in motor oil or something? That makes it better. Heat more fries. I think I need pizza is what it is. Give me some of that pizza. Just lick the sauce off. Spoon all the sauce off and put it in a jar for me. Pizza.

Eat it with a straw. That was Supermoon. I knew we were. I knew we were. I knew he was pulling one of those. Hot Vodka. Hot Vodka tapes number three. It was a hot vodka.

Too straight, but too proud. Am I taking it home tonight? Yeah. End it all up. How about end it up with this new tape on Chondritic Sound. Chondritic Sound? What? Chondritic Sound number 321. That's a big pizza pie.

321? That's a lot. 320. Joe, that's math. That's math. You did math. Look at me. I knew you had it, didn't you? That's numerical order. 321, though, is a big number when you're talking about releases. Oh, we're doing size math.

Yeah, yeah. Size math. I thought we were doing like... No, we're not doing size. We're doing amount. Amount. Amount. Okay.

Like how long does it take? Well, I mean, that's the proper term for it. Yeah. I like proper terms. But size math for like the in crowd, which you're not there yet. But you'll get there. I'll get there. Don't worry about it. Yeah. I like proper terms. But size math for the in crowd. Which you're not there yet. But you'll get there. Don't worry about it. It's a C25. Now that's how long it is.

So we're talking about length. And length is math too. That's distance from the beginning to the end. So that's per side. It's 25 minutes per side. So it's 50 minutes total. No, it's 25 minutes total. Oh, okay. So you cut that in half. But then you get, that's division math. That's even harder. It's an addition of a hundred.

Fuck. Now we're talking about amount again. Again amount. It gets complicated. But this is a physical amount. This is a physical amount. Yeah. Yeah, because you also have hypothetical amounts sometimes too. Like a gazillion is a hypothetical amount.

Yeah. Like a Brazilian. I can't even. A Brazilian is a hypothetical amount. I had that done to me. I didn't know what was going on. Now we're talking about latitude, longitude stuff, too. A cotillion.

A cotillion. It's a fictional amount. I get it. Joe, you're catching on quick Max Cooper Max Cooper And Thorsten Sattal Don't I

Amen I'm doing the best I can I'm just working with what God gave me I am very smart You are very smart You're the smartest man I know. You're the strongest, smartest man I know. It's not a lie.

Who's that? That's you, baby. I'm not even going to know what to say. Come on, Gene. Let's play together like we used to. You play the keyboard and we'll play the cups. Here, you try to say the name of the tip, Joe. It's on the front.

I'm going to let you handle that. I'm going to pray on this for a little bit. Animi sub vulpe latines. It's Latin for under the skin of a fox. This is the old language. It's their third collab. This came out in a batch with Enema Syringe and Alone in honor of your visit

I don't know what that was I'm sorry don't you worry about it Dave you're doing the best you can Dave for being so stupid for being the dumbest person I know for being like an absolute hit you're doing an alright job

do tell just by sitting in that seat you're doing an alright job. Do tell. Just by sitting in that seat, you're doing a good job. That's really good. Alright, well let's end it up here. Episode number 98. Windows 9.8. Thanks to

Coriel Cassette Manufacturing for sponsoring the episode. Thanks to Conrad Com. Mention, yes. Oh yeah. Butterscotch. No, it's Cherry, yeah. Butterscotch Cherry Wink. Butterscotch Cherry Wink. That is it. How did you remember that?

Because I made it up. Mention Butterscotch What is it? Butterscotch Cherry Wink? Where do you mention it at? You type it in. At some point when you mention it. I don't think you have to necessarily mention it to them. You guys remember old AOL CDs that you had in the trials? And they had the password that you had to put in?

It was like two unrelated words. It sounds like that. Kind of. Butterscotch Cherry Wink. Cherry Wink, though? Yeah. What is Cherry Wink? Well, you don't know every word, Mike.

Well, I guess when you email them your order, just say PS. Are we making the rules? Yeah, I think so. I think we can do that, right? Okay. Hold on. Let me check.

One moment. One moment. Okay. This is interesting. this is very interesting yeah I like what I'm seeing here okay so what's it say

no I don't think so oh what's it regarding let me print it out might take a few minutes. That's a good one right there Oh, cram on my girl She's a speed demon Yeah, that's a big She's texting and driving again

Do you hear it? Four times a year She's got an old. Yeah, that's a big... She's texting and driving again. Do you hear her? Four times a year. She's got an old-fashioned cell phone. Really fast. It's got a typewriter on it. She texts with a typewriter. Your grandma's so old, she texts with a typewriter. That was a good...

You see, she's ranked on me. Thanks for listening. I didn't understand what you said. For tiny... Yeah, that's a good one. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna have to stop. I'm sorry. Thank you.