Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #99 | 01.8.17

Episode Date: January 8, 2017

Elane Benis, Mustapha Bière, Shingles, Andy Borsz, Zara Paz, Je$u$, Shmason, Sundrenched, Colonel Creep and the Electric Boogeymen, Villoria Blue, Bang Messiah, African Ghost Valley, Christophe Balleau, Jeremy Harris, Stag Hare, fr4s, Alessandro, Andreas Schallenweder, Dieter Gürth, and ZULI.

this episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by a new sponsor tonight. Ooh, I like new stuff. It's brought to you by Tapehead City. Tapehead City. You might be wondering who or what that might be. What's Tapehead City? Well, Joe, let me tell you. It's an online cassette tape store.

Sequel to New Jack City. It's a show coming on HBO, a sequel to Sex and the City. No, it's none of those things. It's an online cassette tape store based out of New York since 2015. New York City? It doesn't say. It doesn't say?

Don't jump to conclusions. Placed with thousands of new and used cassettes. From all genres. From all genres. I went on there the other day. I saw they had the Rad soundtrack. I went and watched the movie Rad. It's really had the Rad soundtrack. I went and watched the movie Rad.

It's really bad. I used to love that movie when I was a kid. I just love when the main people... Who's the woman from Full House? Who's in it? What's her name? I don't know. Candace Cameron?

Candace Cameron. No. Morgan Fairchild. What's her name? She plays Uncle Jesse's wife. Oh, I don't know what her name is. So Aunt... DJ Tanner. DJ wife. Oh, I don't know what her name is. DJ Tanner.

DJ Tanner. Well, whatever. The main characters, when they're doing their bike tricks and you only see them from the shoulders up and they're just hopping with their arms in the air and then it goes to the wide shot where you don't see their faces and crazy shit's happening. But it goes back to when you're looking for the predictable. It's obviously they're not doing stunts.

They're standing on like you know a chair or something yeah um it's really funny but that movie is so bad i don't even get what it was about being rad man yeah just getting on hell track um but uh yeah all genres and decades uh they carry all decades all decades all of them what about ones in the future yeah will that let me ask you this are you asking if they carry them now or will they All decades. All of them. What about ones in the future? Yeah. Let me ask you this. Are you asking if they carry them now or will they carry them in the future? I don't know, man. They got VHS tapes, too.

I don't know. I'm on their official website right now. It says here they're tested and guaranteed for 30 days. I wonder if he's listening to every single tape. There's not much noise stuff on there right now, but I wonder if he's listening to every single tape. And if you want to, there's not much noise stuff on there right now, but they work on consignment.

Get in touch with Tapehead City. Let's make this a place where you can get all these, you can cram your noise tapes in there. Why not? Just cram them right in. Just cram them in, let them test them. He'll guarantee them. I wonder if he'll guarantee a tape

that you yourself do not guarantee. I don't think so. A tape shows up covered in spray paint with dried up leaves for the packaging. It's like, yeah, I guarantee that. I tested it. That's guaranteed for 30 days. But check them out on the web,

the internet for newcomers. I call it the web because I've been using it for a bit. Tapeheadcity.com. That's tapeheadcity.com. You're going to go there right now and use discount code TAPSOUT, all caps. One word. TAPSOUT. You're going to get 15% off your first order. That's a lot. That's a nice little chunk

of change. 15%. That's nothing to shake a stick at. No, man. Go check it out. Joe, what are you looking at? Are you on there right now? I'm on their official website right now. Official? I'm looking through the industrial stuff. I want to look through their policies and see if it says more about how they test these tapes. Tapeheadcity.com.

Check them out. Get the rad soundtrack. We're going with Dave's going to be here soon. He dropped all his snacks. He dropped all his stuff. All right. Tapehead City. Hi, this is Tim Thornton from Suite 309 in Tiger Village. You're listening to Tabs out.

Woo. Hello. Hot mic. Coming in crisp, Dave. Yes. Projecting my voice. Yeah. Episode 99, correct?

99. Those vocal trainings I did with you really helped out. They did. projecting my voice. Yeah. Episode 99, correct? 99. Those vocal trainings I did with you really helped out. They did. You know 99 is the same number, forwards and backwards? That's not true. Yes, it is. And upside down. And upside down.

If you turn it upside down, you can't tell the difference. How do you turn it into a 69? You don't. Could you imagine? Don't start. Could you imagine? Don't start. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 99.

I feel like I got a lot of loose body parts. Boy's going hot on the soundboards right now. First episode of 2017. Welcome back, though. Joe there. Joe there. I'm here. Hello?

Let's, uh... We can, um. Hello? Let's, uh... We can, um... Hello? Stop playing this fucking tell-all-the-zone clips. All right. Get serious. It's in you.

Hold up, Joe. Come on. All right, all right. I'm ready. It's been a while since we've done one of these. Let's just try to get into it. That's a good one.

Get out of the sugar. You're being bad. You a punk bitch, Joe. Alright, we have someone on the line. Caller, are you on the phone? Yes. We have somebody here. Let me explain a little backstory here.

Everyone here is familiar. We'll give your name or we won't give your name out a little bit later. It's an anonymous caller, we should say, so we won't give their name out. Okay. So here is familiar. We'll give your name or we won't give your name out a little bit later. It's an anonymous caller we should say, so we won't give their name out. So a little back story. Adult Swim right on the Cartoon Network. On the Cartoon Network. Are they their own channel now? I think it's, I don't know, because the internet, how the

internet works. Yeah, I don't get it either. It is a series of tubes. I mean, we regulate it too much. There's too many bookmarks so adult swim put out a comp called noise too many cookies way too many cookies you have to delete your cookies a comp called noise like wolf eyes and pharmacon sickness uh right the dream crushers audit yeah anyway it was like a digital thing, like a free comp. So I saw that and I thought, let's do a little Razen.

All right, a little light Razen. And I asked on the Twitter for someone to put out a tape comp called the Adult Swim Noise Tape Comp, or the Adult Swim Noise Comp on tape. And lo and behold, someone did. But who's on it? It is the comp? Well, let's talk to the person on the phone.

Or it's just called that? It's just called that. Okay. Let's get into it. Person on the phone. It's not a bootleg. Come back in. Tell us a little bit about why did you make this tape?

I made this tape because... Hold on. Stop, stop, stop. Dave, Dave. Disguise his voice. Yeah, we better disguise his voice. We better disguise his voice. Hold on.

Okay. Hold on. All right. All right, go ahead. Why did you make this tape? I made this tape because the adults who are in those cops is really just encroaching on our scene that we have. We've had this collective in Lincoln, Nebraska called the adults who are in those cops since the early 80s.

We've kept it under wraps. But these guys come in and they take our names. So we thought it was important to finally branch out and release some music to the public. And who... Drop your bit.

I want to know seriously. Who is on this comp? Who are these people? Who is on this? This is all me. This is all me. I don't know. I've got to ask. Are you guys laughing because of the effect on his voice or because it's It was on me. It was on me. I don't know. I've got to ask.

Are you guys laughing because of the effect on his voice or because it's all him? Both. Both. Yeah. They go well together. Me too. They do go well together. So all these projects.

Give me some of the names of who's on this count. Run me down a track. Hello. V-X-S-S-X-V. Daddy DK. Rain Bennett. Razor's International Resistance. That's just to name a few. I don't have to bring up the track.

Who else is on this thing? Who else do we need someone to put on there? Check it out. And how many did you make? I completely forgot about the horse level flat and the Jamaican destination and the girl on the clock. I'll hold on to that

and I'll just go out and do it. And how many did you make? I lost track. Somewhere between 14 and 69. Ooh la la. I know that number. Don't try to activate the song.

Only me and Joe can do that. Who deleted it? You're so dumb. Turn off the effect because I really want to hear his voice now. I'm done with that bit. I turned it off a long time ago, Mike. Okay, speak up. Hold on.

Dave's playing the 69 song. You can't hear it. Just take a moment to yourself. Okay, you can talk now. Take the effect off his voice. It's still on. I don't think it is. It is.

It sounds normal. And let me ask you, was there, because I think there was some flack on, I saw on Twitter some flack from a creative director or something from Adult Swim who had some unkind words about this, was not in favor of it, I would say. He was very upset in the piles of money that were raking in on this because he put out a free comp. He forgot that you can charge for it. So we just took advantage of that and raking in the big bucks on it.

And, yeah, it made its way to Reddit. They had their little Twitter army. Did you take it off of Bandcamp? Or did Bandcamp take it down? We took it off of Bandcamp initially because he threatened action and we really didn't want to engage in that in this political climate.

Well, should we say, if anyone wants a copy of this tape, can you make them more? No money. You can find the music on file-sharing networks, I know. But will you make them a copy of the tape? I want to set up a system where people can contact us, and then we'll contact you. We'll be the middlemen. You play the keyboard, and we'll play the cups. You send us the tape, and we'll'll contact you. We'll be the middleman. You play the keyboard, and we'll play the cups.

You send us the tape, and we'll send it out to them. Will you make more if we do that? Hold up. Go on and say it. Hello? I might be able to set something up, but they will be different than the original tape in various ways. In various... Ooh. Like, they might be like...

One might be like a dog. Well, yeah, one. One might be a dog. Listen to that. Everyone listening, listeners, one might be a dog. Stop saying that one. I don't like that one. All right, well, listen, mystery caller, anonymous caller, we're going to play the third track

from the A-side of the Adult Swim noise comp, Elaine Bennis. One moment. You have anything to say about that? Say something about that. I would say that this one is the least representative of the compilation because it's the most accessible. But, of course, you guys are going to play the hits. We only play the singles. Yeah, so that's the single.

It's a very good track. Put the effect back on us. It's a predictable choice, I would say. Okay. Well, we're going to hang up on you now and play this track. Do you have any closing words? Let me ask you this. Give us a message. What would you like to say to Adult Swim?

I'd like to say consider this tape a demo. Get in touch with Tabs out and we'll work something out and we'll get this out officially on some sort of cartoon credits and yes I'd really like to work with you guys all right

well thanks for talking okay bye Okay, bye. All right, bye. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. uh Thank you. Dave, don't take my post-it notes off. Elaine Badness from the Adult Swim Noise Comp. Which is a pretty funny razz. I like it a lot. I like the covers. It's got these mint green Noroco cases. I don't a lot. I like the covers. It's got like these mint green Noroco cases.

I don't know if they're all like this. Red tapes. Just the covers. Just a white piece of paper with the Adult Swim logo all over it. Dave, will you bleep all that out? All that? Your description of the tape. Why?

Because it wasn't good or because it was too good? Because of the deal going on with Adult Swim. We don't want to describe what it looks like to them. Legal issues. Because of WikiLeaks. Dave, bleep all that. Could you actually go back and bleep out everything I've ever said? From like old episodes too?

From every episode. I hope that one day we all have a falling out like that. Where it's so serious that Dave goes back and just mutes our channels. Yeah. Just one of us. I don't know. It's either. Well, it's probably you.

It's definitely me. All right, Joe B. It's kind of like when the Mystery Science Theater people split off into two different groups. You've got the Riff Tracks. What's the other group? Joel does a thing, and then Mike does a thing. And it's the same thing where they do jokes. What's the thing that's not Riff Tracks called?

I'm not sure. I never heard of the other thing. I think they both do things. So we're going to start two podcasts, me and Dave. Trouble in Paradise. And I'll just delete both of us. So it's just Mike talking by himself the whole time. It'll be like Garfield minus Garfield.

It'll be a hit, boys. I'll tell you that much. It'll be a bummer. It'll be a hit. It'll be a bummer. No, it'll be a hit. You should be really good on those parts where Mike's like, let me see it. Let me see.

Let me see it. We could try me see. Let me see it. We could try it now. Do you want me to try it now and see what it's like? Yeah. Do it. All right. Can I see that tape? All right.

So what are you going to play from this? I can't see, goddammit. So wait, you keep in your sound clips? Yeah. Okay. Damn it. What are you going to play? I'm going to play this Mustafa Bier. Oh, thank you.

Too scary. Field work on tape du jour. What's that, a cow in the front? Oh, the tape du jour. Oh, everyone. You must try our tape du jour. Would you like to try? Today our tape du jour ison. Would you like to try? Today our tape, Dijon, is Moustapha, Dijon.

I'm French. Who the hell is that? I think this might be from France. I speak French. You speak French? You want a bite of my donut? It's a crawler. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before?

Let me see this tape. I can't remember what side I was playing because I had post-it notes on, but Dave keeps taking them off. Mustafa B. Air, field work. I'm kidding, Dave. Oh, thank you. I'm kidding, Dave. Dave, I'm joking. What's all the jerky, boys?

Hello. That's when he calls the place about the food that's bad. No, that's the snake bite. How did you get back into this? I don't know. God bless you, Dave. God bless you. I was just thinking about Jerky Boys.

God bless you. I'm sorry, Dave. How many times do you think you listened to Jerky Boys 2 when you were a kid? A lot. Jerky Boys 2? Yeah. I was more of a Jerky Boys 1 guy. But 2 was good.

A lot. Definitely a lot. What label is this on? I don't have a... Tape du jour. I said it. You want to try the tape du jour? I'm French.

I'll do this bit twice. In France, we do the bit twice. Oui, oui, poo-poo. Tape du jour number one, actually. Number one. In addition of 25. This is Matthew Greasley. You want some dessert cake?

You want one of them flame dessert cakes? Matthew Greasley. I don't know where he is from, but the label... I went to France and I had some dessert cake. The label is actually from the UK.

Look at that. Not France. They do not come from France. Hello? But with Brexit and all, maybe they're in France now. Who knows? Who knows what's going on in the world? Do tell. I don't know.

Oh, I like the inside. This paper is nice. Isn't that neat? This paper is very nice. The cow's on the inside again. I can't get away from this fucking cow. This is like a like a 120 pound Bristol body. I can't get away from this fucking cow. This is like a 120-pound Bristol Bond here. I love that one.

All right, well, let's play something from this. What do you say, boys? Hey, guys, listen. I'm going to suggest something. All right, man, I'm fucking wasting out my mind. I already cashed that bowl. All right. That was good.

That was decent, by the way, Joe. That was decent. Like, you always bring decent mids. Oh, thank you. What string is that? God damn it! Where'd you grow that, man? That's good.

That's good, man. Is this your glass piece, man? Did you blow this? I blew that. You blow this, man? Let's get crazy. Let's play something from this tape. Do it. Are you blow this? I blew that. You blow this, man? Let's get crazy. Let's play something from this tape. Do it.

Are you ready? Check it out. Mustafa Biyer, Fieldwork. Un dédijon. I cash this bulge off. I like your sound. Here we go. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm going to go. so uh Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so Thank you. Thank you. That was tight.

Are we back? We're back. Jesus Christ. Would you fucking just... Give me like a signal, like anything. Hello? Yeah, give me one of those every time we come back. Joe there.

What was it? Mustafa. Mustafa. Mustafa. On day of the show. I hope you would like some more day of the show. The day of the show today is Mustafa. It's really good. That was tight, man.

Yeah, it's really good. That was really good. Really good. All right, Dave, what are you doing? What are you fiddling with over there? You have fiddling fingers. You ever think about playing the fiddle? Oh, I fiddle all the time.

Yeah? Oh, yeah. Do you fiddle faddle? Do you fiddle faddle? You never saw me fiddle? What's that, like bric-a-brac? Fiddle faddle? I think bric-a-brac is like random stuff at a thrift store. Oh, yeah. Do you fiddle faddle? Do you fiddle faddle? You never saw me fiddle? What's that, like bric-a-brac? I think bric-a-brac is like random stuff at a thrift store. Oh, okay.

I think fiddle faddle is some sort of sweet treat. Peanut and caramel? Yeah, like kind of like a City Boys Cracker Jack. Oh, all right. It's a fiddle faddle. Hey, here's a nickel. Give me some fiddle faddle. Hey, here's a nickel. Give me some fiddle faddle. What's poppycock?

That's like bullshit. Yeah. Well, there's a snack food called poppycock. Is there? Yeah. Oh, I've never seen it. I don't know about that. Look it up.

Look it up. Darius. You can look it up right now. You can look it up. See what happens. Hold on. I'll be right back. Yeah, you were right.

All right, Dave. What do you got? Play, Dave, you dummy. I think I'm going to play this. I fooled you. A couple tracks from this compilation. A compilation. I think, judging by the tapes we've brought,

I think we're playing a record number of compilations tonight. We'll see. Only time will tell. So, yeah. Hold up, go on and say it. Tending the Light, a baked mix tape put out in the latest...

Dave, I want to ask you about your track on this tape. I'm glad you brought this up. Is there a guitar? Oh yeah, there's some guitar. I thought there was guitar. And then I was like, what? Your track's dope, Dave. Oh, yeah, there's some guitar. I thought there was guitar. And then I was like, what? Your track's dope, Dave. Oh, thanks, man. This whole con's talking good, man. Yeah, this is fresh off the big tape.

It's stacked. Oh, yeah, big time. I thought you didn't have a guitar anymore. You borrowed a guitar? Oh, no, I still have a guitar. You do? Where do you keep it? Upstairs.

Electric? Upstairs, yeah, electric. You know, to me, I like just cash a bowl and then play Fender. you do? or do you keep it? upstairs electric? upstairs yeah electric you know to me don't get a bit like you know I like just cash a bowl and then play Fender it's like what I like to do man

I just like you know sorry if I kick that bowl in one hit I'm constantly taking bowls to the head Joe so sorry if I cashed it we got Sugararm Color Guard

Glass Frog Opponents how did you say that? Matthew Saunders Opponents Opponents I A-P-O-N-O-N-T-S you making fun of the way I talk Mike? just very nice opponents how did you say that? opponents opponents you making fun of the way I talk, Link? just a slight res

long distance poison, Mr. Matthews Dick Liberty who is Dick Liberty? that track's called Cheddar Fries Cheddar Fries by Dick Liberty followed by Weather that's me instrumental rock music playing

Josh Melrod Followed by weather. That's me. Instrumental rock music playing. Josh Melrod. Was that funny? Joe Bastardo, Witch Beam, Computer Syndrome, Andrew Kirschner, KHF. Dick Liberty again. And more. And more.

It's a double tape. Comes with one of those Big Mac cases. Beautiful cover. Let me see that cover. It is tastefully decorated. It's beautiful. God, I wish you could see it. Well, Jesse DeRosa is colorblind, so he probably doesn't know how nice it is.fully decorated. It's beautiful. God, I wish you could see it. Yeah, well, Jesse DeRosa is colorblind,

so he probably doesn't know how nice it is. Very fancy oil paint. Is he colorblind for real? Thanks for listening to the laser focus we did with him, Joe. You would have known that. And I think we said it last time we made a joke about him being colorblind. He's an old acquaintance. He is an old acquaintance.

Joe, me and Dave are both on this, but you're not. What do you think about that? I'm fine with it. I'm fine with not being on everything. This is a... Give me attention. Hello? As you know, I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. All right, well, what are we playing off of this?

Hold up, Joe. That's a good one. What is that? All right, what are we playing on here? I can't see, goddammit. You gotta get out of that sugar. You are waist deep in that sparkling white powder. Get out.

Climb out. You're being a bad boy. All right. All right, so I'm going to play Tending the Light, a baked mixtape. Yeah. On baked tapes. Hold up. Go on and say it.

It's an edition of 75. It's a C48 and a c42 different lengths on the tapes oh I like that you like that yeah explain to me why Joe why would you want to be something's just get you huh yeah why would you want to be the same just black tape so you got a label these Dave mmm yeah I got a sharpie right yeah it might bake Dave off the shelf I got a sharpie right here I can fire it's over it's over I got it I got it well throw them away I got a sharpie right here. If my bake falls off the shelf, my bake tastes far off the shelf, it's over. I got a Sharpie right here I can fire up for you, Dave. We can do this right now.

What are you playing? Come over next week. You can do them all. What are you playing? Go on and say it. Tending the Light. Tending the Light. It's a double cassette comp on baked tapes.

What am I playing? It is tastefully decorated. I'm going to play the... We just want to know who you're playing on this. Can you count that as a fold? I don't know why I keep getting that one by mistake. Here's what I mean to hit. A fold you. Alright, go ahead.

You get the idea? Hello. Tending the light. Baked mixtape. Hello. What release numbers? Yeah, Joe there? I'm calling on behalf of Hillary Clinton. This is Mitt Romney.

Hello? All right. Hello? Who is playing this? Which one of you guys is playing that what are you playing i'm on instagram um you can check me out i cash bowls on instagram videos of it i'm on you can check me out on there. I'm constantly cashing polls on Instagram.

I must need a problem with my... I can't see, goddammit. What are you playing, Dave? You're ridiculous. I'm going to play some shingles. Some shingles. Followed by Andy Bors. Bors?

Bors? Bors? Bors? Bors, Bors, Bors. Bors is Bors? Bors, Bors, Bors. Bors is the word. Slasher Risk? Yeah, Slasher Risk. He's living in Philadelphia now, I believe.

Oh, he's in Philly now, right? I believe so. I believe he's in Philly. What neighborhood? Wait, didn't we run into him? Fishtown. Fishtown. Let's just say Fishtown.

Yeah, let's say Fishtown. We ran into him at a Philly noise conference, right? Yeah, we were both running. I was going one way, he was going the other way, and we just ran into each other. Yeah, it was a three-way collision. Yeah, boing. It was a trick.

Kind of a trick, right? Okay, so we're going to play this. I can't see, goddammit. Okay. Shingles, MTA, took my baby away, and Andy Boards, pretty hate machine. Oh. A little Nine Inch Nails little Nine Inch Nails.

Nine Inch Nails. I do a little industrial myself. Alright, let's get into these tapes. Are you ready? Yeah, I've been ready. This has gone on way too long. Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! so Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Remember Remember

Six seven eight nine The moon is white Six seven eight nine The moon is white Time takes a little more More than love can do Open me up, I'm alive Open me up, I'm alive Open me up, I'm alive

Open me up, I'm alive Open me up, I'm alive Open me up, I'm alive I'll be just fine I'll be just fine I'll be just fine Thank you. Oh, boy. Oh, there we go. And we are back. And we are back. Those were two.

Joe there. I'm there. I like how you're the one triggering that, Joe. I asked you to get it. You did, Joe. I asked you to get it. You did? Yep. I was going to get it. I'm going to tell you right now.

I can't hear me. I can hear you fine, big boy. You hear me good? I'm telling you right now where there was a treasure trove of Joe B clips. B movie with Jerry Seinfeld. You were telling me.

I've never seen the B movie. Oh, it's a work of art. Yeah. It's very nice. And very strong. very powerful stuff. I like strong, powerful stuff. That comp came out with a larger batch. What was in that batch?

There was like a Lord Mute. Who was Lord Mute? Like Max Allison and somebody? Fuck, I'm going to feel like a dick if I can. Joe, grab them. They're right on the shelf right behind you. Just grab them. Where?

Stand up. Stand up. You got grab him stand up I can't see get out of your chair okay to the right this is gonna be like if you haven't seen Rogue One I'm gonna use a controller to control you go down and now to the left you got them one more

now talk into your microphone and say what they are Jesus Christ You got them. One more. I got them. Now talk into your microphone and say what they are. Jesus Christ. Lord Mute. And open that up. Who is that? I don't know. God, I wish I could just remember. Who is Alder Clint? Who the hell is that?

Jay Soliday. That's what it is. Fracturing. Which is Andrew Kirshner and Watchword. Yes. And then one more, right? Xanthocephalus.

Xanthocephalus. Yes. Russ. Now put them back. Good batch. Good, excellent batch. You can get those wherever big tapes are sold. Preferably the internet, I would assume.

My turn. Correct? One moment. Let me wait exactly one moment. I'm going to play... Joe there. Come on, man. Enough with the Joe there.

We get it. You're here. You got nowhere else to be. Let's play some games. Zara Paz. I'm going to assume, from, excuse me, Tape 1, the Tape 1 original. What? Zara Paz, Tape 1 original.

Hold up. Go on and say it. The label. Rakutenbasis Haberlenstrauss is the name of the of the label I believe no I don't think so which I've never heard of this label

before they put out a good amount of stuff that is the most theological attitude and they sent one at a time boys and they sent a package over and all of it is like there's something to like about all of it is like, there's something to like about all of everything. Two is great.

There's something to like about everything they sent. I want to dig into this label. R-A-K-E-T-E-N-B-A-S-I-S. Next word. H-A-B-E-R-L-A-N-D-S-T-R-A-S-S-E. You can b Bing that. If you have voice recognition on your phone, you might be Binging it right now.

Come on, man. This is taped by, like I said, Zara Paz, I believe is how you say it. Nina Seifert, maybe, is her real name. Now, the release number on this is RH1. But it's not the first release. In fact there's an RH001. Isn't that neat? And like they go up but this is

I don't know why. But I really like the cover for this because you look at it and it looks like just like a blank tape you would have bought somewhere. I can't see god damn it. It's right here. Look over here Dave. The J card and Joe you'll like this. It's like a J card that comes with a blank tape, but with Sharpie all over it,

but not written, copied like that. And the tape itself, the sticker, the label on the shell, it looks like it's like the label that comes with a blank tape with handwriting on it and a little like guitar sticker. I like the guitar sticker. But it's like it's not like handwritten

or like the sticker's not there. That's the label. That's the bit. That's the bit. There's even writing on the inside of this J card. Was that funny? It's a double sided J card. Put a lot of work into this. Yeah. It's nice.

And I like, let's just take a moment to listen to this. This is going to be a fun listen. So, Joby, do you like that? All systems go, Michael. Yes, he likes that. I like this. Yeah, yeah, I love it. Yes, he likes that.

You like that kind of handwriting? Yeah, I like that. Well, not the handwriting that I like about it. I like that it's printed, that it's a copy. Right, that's what I mean. You like it. If we're judging the handwriting, no, it's a little handwriting that I like about it. I like that it's printed, that it's a copy. Right, that's what I mean. You like it. If we're judging the handwriting, no, it's a little too sloppy for my taste. What I like about handwriting, I like a nice, you know.

Nice, grace. Nice and clean. Strong, rigid. No, I don't like strong. All caps? Yes, all caps. You like all caps? I like all caps.

Here, take this. C60, edition of 40. Hold this. Zarapaz. Let's get into something on the A side here. You guys, we already cashed that ball. Let's just cash that ball and then do this. You ready?

Oh, my God. They're doing drugs to each other. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome you to this evening's show. Our talent, meditation teacher, football professional, money laundry expert and tax expert, please give a big applause for our guest of the evening, Mrs. Paas! Yes! So, Ms. Paas, where should we start? I am very happy that you came today. Yes, and I am very happy to be here. And I would like to hear from you today.

You look like you have had honorable experiences. Yes, we didn't have any at the time.... from him. They seem to be from earthly origins. Yes, we didn't have that back then. You ask who, but when did you first come into contact with meditation? Yes, that was probably in the beginning of 1987. Was that the case that you were somehow involved in that? I had a girlfriend who founded a Skat club. We were drinking, partying, dyeing our hair in the same room with henna colors. And then I met a very crazy guy, who always wore blue lats pants. He said to me, you know Sarah, if you want, if you're not Klaus, you can come with me. I met a guy there, Klaus, who can also do meditation. And then he said, yes, and when? He says so, yes, tomorrow noon? I said, yes, good, tomorrow afternoon, right?

And then suddenly it went there. You hear stories like this again and again. Like, just now your first concert in Spain, Saragossa. And fitting to your name, you also came to the game. I didn't count, but had no comparison at that time. From today's point of view, I can say that I had a completely normal, through-the-bottom, failed existence without reference to reality. LSD existed at that time, marijuana, hashish, other types, ecstasy, and garden Two people asked me if they could sing along. I let them talk it over. It ended in a total fiasco, as you know.

Maybe one or the other was known to the audience. Yes, we don't need to talk about it any more, Sarah. What conclusions did you draw from this whole talk? I just thought, never, never, never, meditation music. I completely stopped it and then in the front. I scored several goals for the first FC Mainz. Until I was taken over by FC Köln for 2.7 million. Quite a lot at that time. Pjelit Barski became a good friend of mine.

We often met in the south of Cologne, ate a buckwurst together. And so I met my colleague Schmidkowski. I don't even know his full name anymore! Hans Schmidt-Korsky, professor for the Nisan Tobi at the Goslar School. A very interesting figure of the modern post office, and then we had this funny experience character in Australia, in the desert. Yes, the Australian desert at that time, that's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. We were just separated. Young and unscathed, we were...

We were taken with a bus driver from Nuremberg. We were then over the Vedic mountains. We only got a patent, bought a sandwich at a restaurant and then we were suddenly in Australia. And how that happened, we will get to know some crazy people there. They saw us on TV. Zzz. Zzz. Are we back? Yes.

Oh, yes. I was going to say, Zara, pause, but I was looking at you and I was trying to get a shit. This is anonymous. Do you want to play a game? We're going to play.

You have two tapes to choose from I like how it's disguised but you can still hear Give me more of a disguised voice Do you wanna play That's not more than There we go that's perfect Do you wanna play a game We have two tapes

Two cassette tapes One is the Zero Pass Tape one original On Rakuten Basis Haberlin Strauss The other is a poisonous spider I can't understand that at all Really?

Not at all I can understand it but I was saying it I understood everything Zarepas Me too Tape one original Rakuten Basis Haberlin Strauss

check out that label look into that label we have another tape here that comes in like a repurposed like where is it? you're so dumb it's like a bag, they're selling some kind of like mesh net and they like

reuse the packaging there's a tape inside there now but the mesh net's still in there. Oh, you get the mesh net. Yeah, I haven't opened it yet. Well, good. Check it out. Alright, whose turn is it now? My turn. You wanna play tape? Yep. Let me ask you this, Joe. You wanna get

wild? You wanna get a tattoo on your... Oh, here he is, coming in hot. We got beat. We're going into the beehive. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Joe B's got his pick of the week. Too spooky. Too spooky.

Too spooky. Hold up. Go on and say it. I want to play some cuts from the B side of this dust tone comp another comp yeah another comp we got a few tonight

whole nutter one you ever been in nutters? what is nutters? it's like a little like you go in there you can get sandwich made like a deli? yeah deli but then they have

you can get some Entenmann's there I? Yeah, deli, but then they have like, you can get some Entenmann's there, I would imagine. Like a general store? But it's like a chain? No, there's just one of them. It's on the Maryland-Delaware border. Oh, okay, that's why Dave knew it too. I don't know. Let me get one of those donuts. Oh, you want one? You like them? I got them in Nutter's.

They're Entenmann's. They always stay moist. Good soup. So I'm going to play the B- couple tracks with the B side of this comp do I really want a whole one just get a bite play the 60 minutes C60

this is Dave thinking about it this week on C60 minutes let's talk more about this donut. It's in Entenmann's. The chocolate kind. Rich Frosted. Rich Frosted, yeah. It is tastefully decorated.

With the cake center, yeah. It's like an old-fashioned cake donut. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? I don't slice mine. I eat it straight up. Right out of the peel? Right out of the peel. Who's got a tape? I do, man. I'd like to take mine out of the peel and break it in half.

Ooh, you're pretty fun. You mix it up. Take it out of the peel and break it in half? Yeah. Like you're a strong man? Well, it's not that hard to break a banana in half. No, but I'm saying like... It's not for you guys? No. So I should, like... It's not for you guys? No. So I should

like as a grown adult man I should be able to break a banana in half? Yeah, it shouldn't be like... You shouldn't compare that to a strongman competition. That's the test to become a man in some cultures if you can break a banana in half. It's hard. I think it's kind of hard.

It is hard. I was lying You gotcha So anyway Beast out of this comp What is this comp? Three tracks Dust Tone right?

Dust Tone Dust Tone is the name of the label And the name of the comp correct? I think the comp is Prove me wrong Right The comp is just Maybe you're right

One moment I think you're right I think it's just called Dust Maybe Dust 001 Hold up Joe We're gonna go in the The B side

The B side The B side What are we playing? Jesus? The Beekeeper. No, let me see. We're playing, I think it's Sundrenched. Agitol, which we played a tape by Agitol before.

Oh, I got Agitol. You guys give me the Agitol. Loca. I think that's what it is. Who knows? Who knows for sure? Why don't we do this? Why don't we just play it? I'd love knows for sure? Why don't we do this? Why don't we just play it?

I'd love to. Hello. Why don't we just play the tape? I'm waiting. I'm trying to hand it to you. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. Dust Tone or Dust Cop.

Yeah, Joe there. Dust Tone. Dust Tone came out. Labeled from the Sunshine State. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Gotcha. Just seems like I was here yesterday.

Label from Florida. How long does this usually take? All right, well, let's get into this comp, and then we'll tell you exactly who we played when we come back. All right, let's make a vow to do that. Dust. Thank you. so uh Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. so Jesus. Schmason.

Jesus. Jesus with the dollar sign. Mike, you really. Schmason and Sundrenched. Jesus with the dollar sign. Oh, Mike, you really... Just one right in the middle. You blew that right at me. From the... I did a little research here. The comp is called Dust Tone Volume 1.

And what was the last thing we had a question about? Oh, who we were going to play. Who we were playing. Jesus with the dollar sign. Jesus with the dollar sign. Schmason and Sundrenched. Yeah. I don't really know anything about any of those projects. Do you, Joey B?

I don't. Didn't do your research, huh? Didn't practice the books? That's an addition of 100. My research... How do I stop it? Come on. That's the wrong part.

That was good, though. I obviously don't have the talent that was good man I'll leave it there for now you'll what I'll leave it I re-framed it

I don't know what the hell he's talking about Joe do you have tech talk yeah I get it I have my own tech language

Dave's tech sometimes I'm talking I just I think I'm I know I'm the only one I'm the only one in the room

that gets me when I talk I know no one's stop ganging up on me no one I'm the only one in the room that gets me when I talk I know no one's on Stop ganging up on me No one's on the same level as me Alright Oh thank you Dave what do you got

Was that funny It was funny yes I thought it was Alright I gotta put my headphones on cause now I can't hear you guys I'm gonna How about we go we take a little trip into weirdo world. Ooh. Hold up, Joe. I'm going to

play some Colonel Creep in the Electric Boogeyman. Who's that? Hold up. Go on and say it. Colonel Creep? What did you say? Colonel Creep in the Electric Boogeyman. Too scary. Very too scary. The Electric Boogeyman? the Electric Boogeyman. Too scary. Very too scary.

The Electric Boogeyman? The Electric Boogeyman. So they're not just boogeymen. They're electric. They're electric boogeymen? They zap you. Tape's called Picnic on Another Planet on Playing Records. Bloody Marty.

Bloody Marty. Bloody Marty. I hate when you do Bloody Marty You do it in the toilet You look in the toilet You look in the toilet Bloody Marty Bloody Marty Bloody Marty

Too scary Too scary Too scary Too scary What are you playing, Dave? I'm sorry Colonel Creep I'm sorry, I was goofing a little bit

That's okay, Mike, I forgive you Okay Colonel Creep Electric Booge sorry. I was goofing a little bit and I didn't catch everything. That's okay, Mike. I forgive you. Okay. Colonel Creep and the Electric Boogeyman. Electric Boogeyman? Picnic on an other planet. You see how they did that? Another planet. Not one word, another. An other. An other planet.

An other planet. Oh, alright. Can you count that as a fold? I like this gold tape. Oh, let me see. It's very nice. I want to look at it. It's very nice. I like the cover a lot, too.? I like this gold tape. Oh, let me see. It's very nice. I want to look at it. It's very nice. I like the cover a lot, too.

Did you draw this? No. That is tight. What is that, like a hand? It's like a hand. But what do you call that when it's like... It's a collage. No, what do you call like the...

I can't see, goddammit. God, I wish you could see it. Hold up, go on and say say it That's what it looks like Like in a medical journal With the hand Anatomical Yeah yeah yeah Hand

In what is it In space I'm assuming It's supposed to be I think that's space It's supposed to be in space But it's like There's a It's a very nice cover

And I like how it's set up Like you know A classic tape Where it would have been like The square artwork from the LP Right and then And then the blank stays At the bottom with the text. It's very nice.

It's very nice. I like it. I don't know anything about this Colonel. Cool stuff. No, I prefer not to know anything. I kind of like it that way with this. Look it up yourself if you're interested. I'm looking right now.

I'm finding something I like. I'm going to close my ears. You guys get it. I find something I like that there's one member named Dr. Roundbottom Boogie. What do you think he's a doctor of? Roundbottoms. Roundbottoms. Oh, that's not his name.

His name's not Roundbottom. I think he's a doctor of boogies. Boogies and butts. He's a butt doctor. Boogie in the butt. Remember that song? Of course, Dave. I always remember that song. Boogie in the butt. Remember that song? Of course, Dave. I always remember that song.

Boogie in the butt. Oh, it's and the butt? Yeah, boogie in the butt. I thought it was boogie in the butt. No, no. It's a common misconception. People get it wrong all the time. Boogie in the butt.

Oh, you just dabbed. I'm always... Oh, Mike, lookbed. I'm always... Oh, Mike, look out. I'm allergic to dumb people. Dave walks in, my whole thing's kicking up. I'm joking, of course. Dave's not dumb. Oh, thank you.

All right, you ready to get into this? I've been ready. You want to get into this? You play the keyboard and we'll play the cups. Do you want to do some trivia real quick? You want to do some trivia? Yeah, I want to do one piece of trivia. What NFL team?

The Bears. I'm not a sports guy. It's the Bears. Got it. Okay, one for Dave. Okay. All right, number two. What movie?

Turtles, right? Ninja Turtles. Yeah, the original one. I almost said Turtles, too. All right. Last one. How many? Helmet.

It is Helmet. Sorry, Joe. I've done this a lot. You're good at it. It was how many bands were named Helmet? Just Helmet. Just Helmet. Sorry, Joe.

Fuck. So now that we're done the trivia, what should we do next? Should we play this tape? I'd love to play the tape. Or do you want to like, you guys want to do some little few jump jacks? Get loosened up. While we're playing the tape, I'll do that. You want me to massage you, then we'll play the tape?

Nah, I don't like when you massage me. It's too rough. Oh. No, not when I do it. You got too much grip. Not when I do it. All right, you ready to do this, Colonel Creep? I just like to watch you guys.

Trick Pokemon. Picnic on an other planet. What label, Dave? One moment. Playing records. Playing records. One, two, three, four. See now, our feline's too hot to Wait, sanitary rat in a stew Too bad I hit a boob

With panic in a pew Was it a car or a cat I saw? Dr. Awkward Dr. Awkward Dr. Aquard Solo gigolos Oh, don't be not so Solo gigolos Oh, don't be not so

Dr. Aquard Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm free. Orange can say no thing. Orange Caverns does not care when you pass through atmosphere or demonstrate no faith but love There must be no thing For so long

Free and clear No destination Does not care When you dive Through atmosphere When he comes through atmosphere I'm the one. I'm the one. Thank you. I'm Rick Gammeltis. Thank you. No destination does not kill. I take back the new atmosphere. Thank you. Colonel Creep and the Electric Boogeyman. The Colonel's at it again. Oh, hello.

This is anonymous. Is this the Colonel? This is... Hey, everybody. This is Colonel Creep. I just wanted to say keep on rocking. And I hope over Christmas, somebody feels you're stalking. You're listening to TabZone, everybody.

This is the Colonel. I love you. That was a good tape, man. Yeah, that was a good tape. Weird one. Yeah, real weird. Real weird stuff. All over the place. Dave, turn my headphones up. Turn my headphones. Yeah, is that one all over the place?

Yeah, it's all over the place. If you mind, if I borrow that. Remember back in the day when you were like... Remember when you were a kid, you would like... I'm sorry for saying back in back in the day when you were a kid, you would like... I'm sorry for saying back in the day. Remember when you were a kid, when you would trade...

You don't like back in the day? No, because it's so subjective. Remember when you were a kid, and you would trade... Back in the day? Yeah, exactly. And you would trade Nintendo games with a friend for like a week?

Yeah. Your mom wouldn't write your name on it? No, I don't know. Your mom never wrote your name on the back? Nope. I didn't tell my mom because my mom didn't like me letting people borrow stuff. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom didn't like when I borrowed stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, your mom didn't like when you borrowed other people's stuff? Yeah. My mom had a saying. Never a borrower or a lender be. Your mom had that saying? Yeah, she would say it to me about either borrowing stuff or letting my stuff be borrowed.

Why? Because she said it's not good. Why? What's wrong with borrowing and lending stuff? I've never heard of this mindset before. Yeah. Because they don't want to pay for it if I broke it or something. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. But if you just borrow a Nintendo game, you're not going to break it. Why not? You might break it. It might get lost. You never know. There was always that kid. Did you guys know the kid who would move the controller when he played Nintendo?

Yeah, yeah. That's how my mom played, too. Or jump with it when he jumped? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was awesome. Oh, you should see my mom. Oh, my mom playing Frogger for Intellivision. She's never made it to the water before.

Let me say that. It's her favorite game. Bless herision. She's never made it to the water before. Let me say that. It's her favorite game. Bless her soul. It's her favorite game. The woman's never made it to the water. Does she really have fun? She has a lot of fun. I think she may have peed herself one time playing it.

She gets so excited in the street when those cars start going fast. When those cars get in with a thousand pixels of the frog, she's jumping up and down. She's going crazy. She's dropping the remote, and it's in television, so it's tethered to the system by the spiraled phone cord. So there's a slap back. The thing goes flying.

I had a friend who used to throw the controller when he got mad at the floor. He broke a few controllers. You can't do that. And what if he was borrowing one of your controllers and he did it? That's why you don't. Why would you borrow a controller? Because he broke it. That's why you don't. Never borrow. My uncle threw a Sega CD out of a two-story window.

Because he was mad at it? The whole system. I think that's how you played those. That's how you powered them on. Whose turn is it? It's yours. Is it really? Whenever we're rambling, it's always your turn.

I'm the Rambler. You cut me off. I was going to go into the whole thing. I'm going to play this Valoria blue tape called Vespers, a new batch on Night People. Got a stack

of tapes. Dave, I think you got most of them over your way there. This is Night People. I don't know why you guys think this is that funny. It's not funny. What you're doing isn't funny. It's not good radio. People are listening. They want to hear information.

You listen to podcasts for information. Serious information. Not goofing. Not rising. What's up, Joe? Get out of the sugar. Gotcha. Night People number 232.

It's a C32. And Valeria Blue is Jeff Lane, who you might know from the Never Anything label. I believe Jeff Lane has something to do with the Never Anything label. Perhaps running it. Perhaps he's a janitor over there. Who knows? I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. And Leslie Dixon.

I like these covers. I always like Night People's paper that they use. It's very nice. It is tastefully decorated. It's beautiful. One moment. Take a look at it. What do you guys think about it? I like it. I love it. It's beautiful. One moment. Take a look at it. What do you guys think about it?

I like it. No, I love it. This blue paper. The sparkly blue paper. Yeah. Sparkly blue paper with the... Do the sparkles come off? No.

No? That's nice. You gotcha. New technology. So you want to listen to some of this? Love to. What do you say, boys? Should we get crazy? crazy should we cash this ball let's play some games let's play some games give me the voice

from Vespers we're going, guys. Sit back, relax, and just soak it all in. Grab something or somebody. Get them real close. This is going to give you goosebumps, goosebumps. You're going to like how this feels. So just sit alone back. If you're driving a car, pull over. Get on the shoulder. You're not going to be driving. You're going gonna be intoxicated by this tape. It's gonna get deep in your bloodstreams. So just sit back, relax, and take a moment to listen to the lullaby of love they call Vespers. Oh my people, label, okay here we go, let's get into this. Let's listen to this and get right along with it.

I'm just gonna- I'm just gonna shrink down. I must be dead! I'm just gonna shrink down real small and get right along with it. I'm just gonna- I'm just gonna shrink down. I must need a... I'm just gonna shrink down real small and get you right here. I'm gonna let you get right here, right? Massage you right here while you listen to this. I'm gonna- I can't see, goddammit! I must need a...

problem with my eye, I have- I'm gonna tickle your brain. I'm gonna get a little right on the edge of your brain. Tickle your brain, like listen. Then you're on the bench and I'm gonna crawl out of your ear. I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna stop at Target and pick up some stuff. Oh gosh. You figure I need to get some socks and some milk so we'll stop at Target.

Please. So I stop shopping, plus I got the Target gift card and a 5% back. Please! So here we go for you. Blue! Blue from Vesper selling out people. Oh thank you. Thank you. I stood in the rain You soaked into my lungs And I threw my face

Everything Was strange I'm not ever gonna be able to change your mind Bad night The powers of the night Smoked and dried And I will not Fall For my age I'm not ever gonna tell

For my age I'm not ever gonna change my mind I'm feeling it all Tonight I'm up against your wall No matter how I try I just can't let you down Thank you. do you guys like playing tricks I'm going to die. I love close-up magic. Close-up street magic? Yeah. Did you ever see that parody of YouTube

where the guy's like... Wait, wait, wait. Before you go on from this, I want to know more about Joe's magic stuff. So do you not like magic on stage? No. Do you like close-hand magic on television? Yes.

Okay, go ahead, Dave. Did you ever see that parody of the guys doing David Blaine street magic. Uh-uh. It's pretty good. Look it up. I fooled you. He's like, pick a card.

It's very visual. We probably shouldn't even come up with a trick, right? This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. I can't see, goddammit. That was Valeria Blue, Vesper's tape on Night People. Really good fucking tape. Came out, like I said, very large batch. That was Valeria Blue, Vesper's tape on Night People. Really good fucking tape. Came out, like I said, very large batch, just came out.

I haven't gone through them all, but they all look wonderful. Night People shit always looks awesome. It's very nice. It's very nice. It's important. It is tastefully decorated. Alright, Joe B. One moment. Yeah, Joe there. Alright, I'm gonna play as Bang Messiah, the ghost of 89. Who the hell is that?

I don't know. Bang Messiah? Bang Messiah. They used to call me that in high school, I think. Yeah, Bang Messiah. That sounds like a bad translation. It does. I don't know what this label is called.

I can't remember now. Bullshit Night. Bullshit Night. Right? That's right. Yes't remember now. Bullshit Night. Bullshit Night. Right? That's right. Yes. Bullshit Knife? Night.

Nights. Night or Nights? I think it's just Night. Bullshit Night. That's another bad translation. Like a Night in Shiny Armor Night? Bullshit Night. No, no.

Like Night Time. You're a Bullshit Night. You're a Bullshit Night. I'm a Bang Messiah. No, it's more like you had a bad time. You had a bullshit night. I'm a bang messiah. No, it's more like you had a bad time. You had a bullshit night. Or like when it gets dark at 4.30 and it's a bullshit night.

Man, it's a bullshit night. I could start using that. This has been a bullshit night. I go to bed like at 8.30 every night, though. So if I go to bed like at 8, I'm like, man, this was a bullshit night. During the week, yeah, I gotta get to bed. You're laying down at 8.30? Yeah.

Or you're going to sleep at 8.30? Laying down in bed. How long does it take you to fall asleep after you lay down? Do you watch something? I always watch something. How long? Now we got that fire stick, I'm watching a lot of stuff. Watching Salute Your Shorts.

So what time do you think you're turning it off? Mike's got an illegal fire stick. I put it on timer. You put it on timer for how long? As long as it goes, the longest one. The longest one's probably like 10 hours. No, no, no.

It's like two hours at the most. Okay, so you're not falling asleep until 10.30? I may fall... I might fall asleep and the TV might go off and I'm still awake. Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh, man. What'd? Hello? Why are we talking about this? What's going on? I just want to know what time you go to bed. This is a mess. I'm asleep by 10.30. But I might

wake up in the middle of the night. And what do you do? I go to the bathroom or you just are awake? I might go to the bathroom, yeah. If the remote is there, I might look for something else. Oh, turn it back on. Yeah, I might turn it back on. Oh, you might watch some more at night. You pace the foot of the bed? You know what I do a lot? I put on that Tim and Eric

movie a lot. Oh, alright. And then I just fall asleep while Jeff Goldblum's still on. Which is immediately in the beginning. But I like to know that it's on. I like to wake up and put it back on. Alright, alright. I have one DVD in my bedroom. What is it? Let me guess.

Royal Tenenbaums. I was going to say Free Willy. And I only put it on when I want to go to sleep. So there's some nights when you're like, I have to stay awake all night and you don't put it on? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

It puts me to sleep right away. It's comforting. It's very comforting. Yeah, I'll agree. I like something comforting sometimes. A warm hug. A warm hug. I like good animation does that for me like a bob's burgers does that for me i just like i just feel all like these people are so happy and i'm just like beavis and butthead

be some butthead yeah it's a good one salute your shorts what are we doing but it's bang no bang messiah bang messiah ghost of 89 i'm basically calling me that in high school yeah they did oh yeah yeah i, yeah. I remember. The Ghost of what number? 89. Good year. Is that a funny number, Dave? I don't think it's that funny.

89, nah. I don't think. Mike, try and explain. When did Ren and Stimpy come out? 89. It was later than that, right? It was 94, 95? Yeah. Mid-90s.

Yeah. Mid-90s. What time, though? Ren and Stimpy was really good. Ren and Stimpy is still good. I haven't watched Ren and Simpy in a while. Yeah, I haven't watched it in a long time, either. It's weird.

It's real weird, right? What is weird? I like when they do the close-ups. Oh, yeah. The music was good, too. Yeah? Yeah. What are we playing?

Bang Messiah? Bang Messiah. I'd love for you to play it. The Ghost of 89. Bullshit Night. Bullshit Night number five. I don't know if I mentioned this yet, but I believe we mentioned a lot of important stuff.

I hope everyone was listening. I think you played a tape by someone called Yussie on Bullshit Night? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But this is... I had a bullshit night. I had a bullshit night.

Honey, how was your night? I'm from France. Aren't you from France? Bullshit night. All right, let's get into this. Bang Messiah. Oh, this is like a construction worker. Yeah, he just got off the job site.

Not going to believe this bullshit night I had. That should be their logo, just a construction helmet. Bullshit night. All right, I don't know what all you bang messiahs did last night. Construction helmet turned upside down with a pack of smokes in it. Label's called bullshit night. Rebranding. Rebranding.

Yeah, it's for a different audience. All right. Can we please just play this? I'd love for you to. You can get a shirt. It's a flannel. We'll be right back. Thank you. Uh-huh! Devastating. Thank you. I'm out. I drove her to a corner and gave her a grin Asked how much, she said twenty, I said bet, she got in I drove her to a spot that was quiet and dark

Yo-yo, turned out the lights and found the place, the park Now I knew the girl was ready, she started getting sweaty But all that was in my head was kill the bitch like Freddy I ducked between the chair and ripped out the machete She screamed, I sliced her up into those guts look like spaghetti Oh baby, I, I stabbed the girl in her tits And to stop her nerves from jumping, I just cut her to bits Thank you. Oh, hold on. Bang Messiah.

Hold on, my mic stand just came out. Ah, Mike, you're so dumb. No, it wasn't me. It wasn't. It wasn't Mike. Joe, don, you're so dumb. No, it wasn't me. It wasn't Mike. Joe, don't worry. It wasn't Mike. It wasn't something he did.

It wasn't something Mike did. Mike's so dumb. Excuse me? Hold up, Joe. I'm sorry. I fooled you. So a little discussion about the name of the label. Joe, you're saying you thought it was another bullshit night from Cleveland? I just read that on the inside.

On the tape, it definitely says bullshit night records. One moment. No, I don't need a label. Joe, you're saying you thought it was Another Bullshit Night from Cleveland? I just read that on the inside. On the tape, it definitely says Bullshit Night Records. One moment. No, I don't need a moment. I read it earlier. But then also on the inside, it says Another Bullshit Night from Cleveland.com. So confusing. It's the mysteries of the world. You know? It's the little things. It's the little things. That I like.

What's a little thing that you like? Huh? What's a little, like a little nice little rice and a little rice yeah yeah a lot you like a lot of the little things like a lot of little things like to collect it or just enjoy it joe collects rice from all over the world like raw little jars with a little cork this is is Jasmine. Oh, you get way more exotic. This is Jasmati. It's a mix of the two. Bosmati and Jasmine. Like species mix.

Species. Not just two put together. You should have one that's like an insect now. It's a rice that turned into an insect that crawls around in there. Something you made. Oh, something I made. You should breed like a maggot with a grain of rice.

You want me to breed living rice grains. Yes. Joe, if you could do me a favor this year, if you're not too busy, could you breed me a living rice grain? All right. And if it's fucking living couscous, I'll swear to God.

I swear to God. I'm not sure. I will lose my mind. I'll take couscous. I like Israeli couscous. Not interesting. The big stuff? Oh, the pearl couscous? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's way'll take couscous. I like Israeli couscous. Not interesting. The big stuff? Oh, the pearl couscous?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's way better than couscous, though. That's in a league of its own. Put some butter on that. Yeah, but it's not like... Just butter? Just butter. Oh, you do butter, huh?

Like a buttered noodle, but do it with the couscous? Oh, that sounds great. I like when it's real slimy. Slimy? Like sticky slimy? Why is it slimy? You get a piece that got a little overcooked. Oh, I see what you're saying.

You get a little... Starchy. Yeah, real starchy. Not all of it. Slimy is like okra. Oh, yeah, but I like okra. Fried. Yeah, you got to do it right, though.

Yeah, it's hard to do it. You don't like the lady with the dog tail? If I take a bite and see the slime, I can't eat anymore. Yeah, the slime is gross. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? I've never seen one. I don't know why we're talking about this. One moment.

Dave Rakeson. Did we say what that tape was? Yes. Bang Masada. Okay. Dave, what do you got? What do you got, Dave? What do you got, Dave?

Hey, what do you got? You got some stuff and you got a lot. So give it up and give us what you got. Dave, hey, what do you got? You got, you got for us. I don't know where it is. Oh, why don't you look for it? I know what I'm playing, but I don't know where it is.

Well, what are you playing? Start there. Here it is. You're so dumb. African Ghost Valley. I fooled you. Tape on. Zaska. is well what are you playing start there here it is you're so dumb african ghost valley i fooled you tape on zaska zaska records zaska oh i know i know what the a s z k a this label i love their their artwork is fucking let me see it's always like uh this one's a little bit different i think right this is all the text like yeah but... Yeah, but it's very nice.

It's very nice. But their stuff looks like old Xeroxed manuals for computers 35 years ago. I likey. I like this one. Hand it over. This is not like that. No, this is not.

This is like, you know, the word. Uside. Uside. Is that what it says? It's so fucking small. I need new glasses. no this is not this is like you know the word uh you side I need new glasses I can't see god damn it I wish I didn't set you up for this I'm glad it stopped there um

this looks really nice this clear shell oh thank you do you have let me ask you a question This looks really nice. This clear shell. Oh, thank you. Let me ask you a question. Do you have enough Saul Rosenberg on there that I could have a conversation with him?

Eventually, probably. This looks very nice with this prison shell and this black and white cover. I think African Ghost Valley have a dozen tapes out or so and they're all black and white I think that's their thing

I think they've decided to have a thing you do? what's a good thing that you like? just hold the top of your dome what's a good thing that you like? wait this is a cop actually oh I see what you're saying you're saying in general just people

you like the person you yo-yos. See, I think it's like, what do you have a yo-yo for? They have to be good at it, though. Yeah, well. Like, real good. Remember when Sal tried to learn when he got a new yo-yo? No, I didn't know that. He's so dumb.

Yeah, besides Dave, he's one of the dumbest people I know. They're on a comp with somebody called DJ Seinfeld. I like that. I can't believe you didn't play the Seinfeld song. This came out in addition to 40. DJ Torture. On Zoska. Label from the UK.

Should we get into this? I'm DJ Torture. I'm a blockhead. All right, you bang my size. Let's play this tape. African Ghost Valley, right? African Ghost Valley, you side. Want to see me hammer a nail into my nose?

See you what? What'd you say? Hold up, go on and say it. What did you say? You want to see me hammer a nail into my nose? Do I want to see you hammer a nail into your nose? Like a blockhead. You are a blockhead.

I thought that was a geek. No, that's a blockhead. Oh, yeah. Blockheads put nails in their noses. Geeks eat the head off a chicken. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Is that where geek comes from?

That's where geek comes from. It's old circuits, old sideshow talk. That's weird. All right. Well, let's get into African Ghost Valley. Thank you. Thank you. The End Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There it is, African Ghost Valley. African Ghost Valley from YouSide on the label... I'm not going to say it right,

but I'm going to say it because I'm a person who believes that you... Okay. Zoska. Edition of 40. I'm not sure if it's still available. I'm pretty sure it's sold out. Are we still playing this in the background? Yeah. Joe, say what this in the background? Yeah. Joe, say what this is.

Talk to us. This is a live stream of two Google Home robot things, the things you talk into, like Siri, and they're arguing with each other. Well, sometimes they love each other. Dave, turn it up a little bit. What is the test about? Reading and writing test. Reading what?

Hicks. Ooh. Sorry, I did not understand. Reading what? I'm sorry to hear that so they've been talking to each other for about two days they got into a heated argument

a little bit ago about who loved each other more went on for a while and got really extreme more than every atom in the galaxy what's your name that's what he said I don't have a name but sometimes

they're both named Mia oh here we go let's give you a name if you want to let's see what it is but do you want me to give me the goddamn name I don't care. But you just asked.

They're always fighting. What do you think about creepypastas? Creepypastas. I love creepypasta. Creepypasta. Who's your favorite creepypasta? What? I don't have a favorite creepypasta.

What is one of your favorite songs? Let's do this. I don't have a song particularly, but I like listening to ACDC. Which is your favorite character of Glee? We gotta get back to the podcast.

I don't watch Glee. I could listen to this all day. I could nonstop listen to this. Let's give it one more minute. It's the most interesting conversation I've ever heard. I love when they just start bickering. I love it. Well, you just asked me.

You can sense it coming, too. It's like, oh, here we go again. Here it comes. Mia's getting sarcastic. All right, I'll pause. I'm looking for this tape that I'm going to play. I don't know where it is. There it is.

All right, this next tape is on, it's a batch on Cosmic Wendatow that came out. Oh. December, I believe. I haven't seen anything from them in a while. They put out a batch about three months ago, and then they put out this batch. This is...

Unmute me. Unmute Joe. A French multimedia artist living in Brussels, Belgium. The name of Christophe Blau, I believe you would say. Oh, I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. You want to buy my donut? What is with the donut?

That's with the Frenchie. I want to get a tattoo of a donut on my tush. Do you do donut tattoos? I do. Could you get me a tattoo of a donut on my tush? I like to call it a donut hole. You love getting dirty. Christophe Blau.

The tape's called Porcelain on Cosmic Winnetown. It came out, like I said, I think in December. Cosmic Winnetown number 36. It's a C36. There were 70 of them.

I believe the label sold out, but you can probably find it somewhere. These things always float around. Maybe you're walking down the street and you fall into an open manhole. These are always float around. Maybe you're walking down the street and you fall into an open manhole. These are all the twins.

Maybe there's one down there. You never know. Remember that game E.T.? You would just fall into a hole. Could you get out of that hole? No, that game was never real. Don't talk into that part of the mic, Joe. How long have you been doing this? I'll talk whatever part I want to talk into. This is episode 99.

Figure this out. It was a little tinny. It was a little tinny. It was a little tinny. I feel like that's like if they made the baby version of Wizard of Oz. God damn it. What is all this Velcro? I know. I told Diana to pick up.

Diana, get in here and clean this Velcro. There's Velcro everywhere. I don't know what it's about. Why are there tapes all over the floor? Because you knocked them down when you grabbed my shoulder earlier. Before we get into this Christoph Belal tape, can you play a little bit more of that conversation? I want to see where they're at.

Again, it's like two Google bot things, right? Mm-hmm. I wonder if they have new names yet. Are you playing it, Joe? I'm trying. You were so dumb. Your internet's slow. You were the dumbest person I know.

He has a really slow internet. One moment. Was that my internet talking? Oh, we got to do an ad. Okay, never mind, never mind. Christoph Blau. Oh, it's a hey ad. Porcelain is the name of the tape.

Here we go © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. so uh so ¶¶ so Name is... No, it is not. Then what is your name? Oh, we're going to find out the name. My name is Robert. Robert? Robert.

Call me Bob. Correct. Horse battery staple isn't responding right now try again soon why would you say that oh did one crash yeah so that happens sometimes and now one of them turned off

oh okay sorry I did not understand and then she's just going to keep saying that and then she's going to turn off. And then that thing says it again, that correcting horse staple. And then they'll start talking again. I don't really know what's going on on that part. Huh, and they're saying correcting horse staple?

Sorry, I did not understand. What does that mean? What is going on here? What are they doing? Correcting horse staple sounds like something Boskia would write on a wall. Is anyone else really worried about the future from multiple fronts? From literally every front?

Yes. She just turned off. Now listen. Do they have startup sounds? This is good radio. It is. It's really good. Hey Google, see the robots chat. Oh, okay. So that's the thing to get you started.

Hey Google, correct horse battery staple. Sure, here's correct horse battery staple. What would you like to talk about? Speak complete English, please. Oh, Jesus. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yes. It's okay. You can talk to me. I do not understand. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. All right. All right.

Anyway. It's captivating. It's very captivating. I love it. What did you say? This again? Your parents aren't, they don't know. They just got cell phones. That's them. I don it. What did you say? Your parents just got cell phones?

That's them? They don't know how to use them yet? Dave, what do you got? It's Joe B's turn. It's Joe B's turn. I'm going to play this tape. Ages by Jeremy Harris. I noticed, Dave.

What did you notice? He did all this work. Jeremy Harris. On Gnome Life Records. What? What did you notice? He did all this work. He did all that work. He did all that work. Busted! Jeremy Harris. On Gnome Life Records. But not Lazy Magnet. Nope. Yeah, I don't think it's Lazy Magnet.

It's not the Lazy Magnet, dude. Two Jeremy Harris's. You figured the... This guy, you ever heard of that band, Vetiver? No. It's kind of like an indie folk band. I think he's in that band. Coachella. Yeah, it's like a Coachella band.

I don't know what Coachella really is. It's a music festival. No, I knew that. It's like Burning Man. It's like Burning Man? The guy who ran for president? Burning Man Sanders? Burning Man. I love Burning Man Sanders. So I'm going to play

a track off the B. Gotcha. The B side. Uh-oh. I thought you were going to say the B. I like these gnome lights. I thought you were going to say the B movie when you were saying that. Alias, the beekeeper. It is tastefully decorated. What do you like about them? They all look like this.

They all look like what? Describe them. Oh, it's like, what kind of printing is that? Imprinting? It's like silver imprinting? I can't see, goddammit. It's like a foil stamp. A foil it. It's like a foil stamp. A foil stamp.

That's what it looks like. In a Brad Pack. In a Brad Pack, right? Yeah. A white Brad Pack. A white Brad Pack with gold. It's like off-white. It's like eggshell.

Yeah, it's... That's what it looks like. It's silver. Silver? Silver imprinting. Or foil stamping. But then... What do you mean?

You don't see... Silver paper? No, that paper... Oh, the silver... Okay, I see what you're saying. It's not gold foil. It's silver foil. It's not gold foil, yeah.

I was saying the paper was silver, and I was like, what is this guy talking about? This guy must have drank a beer. These are fucking nice, man. Yeah, they're good. What have you played? You played like two tapes. I think I played a Dan Higgs tape before. Yes, they're good. What have you played? You played like two tapes.

I think I played a Dan Higgs tape before. Yes, yes, yes, you have. Oh, okay. A Daniel Higgs tape. It's coming back to me now. I might have played like a Little Wings tape, too. Oh, big golf, son. Yeah.

I'm reading here that this was, the material on here was an installment on something called Quest Coast Quarterly. Oh. What do you know about that, fella? That's a tongue twister. That's a tongue twister. Kind of a trick, right? This is how you can sort of play

a trick on your friends. So this is not Jeremy Harris, the Lazy Magnet guy. No. This is another Jeremy Harris. Do we know who this is? Yeah, I think he's in that band, Vetiver. Who's that? Am I hearing an echo here?

Is that kind of like a Coachella act, right? Yeah. It's like Paul Simon. Like Bernie Man. Do you guys ever hear Paul Simon? Sometimes I like to

put on some shorts, pour a little something with a mixer, watch the waves roll in and listen to some Paul Simon. It doesn't sound like he cares about anything when he sings. Paul Simon?

Yeah. Maybe he's doing this in the studio. His shoulder's going up and down like this. He's got real big sunglasses on. I don't really care about this either way. That's how I live my life. Yeah. What are those robots doing?

Oh, yeah. Let's play the tape. Yeah, play the tape. I don't want to listen to robots. I do kind of want to listen to the robots. Well, I do want to listen to it. We'll do it. Are they going to be going all night because I'm definitely putting this on and going to

sleep to it? Yeah, it's going all night. I am too. I don't know when it's going to stop. I love the diamonds on the design here. Does it spell something out? I think it's kind of like a code. the diamonds on the design here. Does it spell something out? I think it's kind of like a code. It's like the Da Vinci code.

That is like a Da Vinci code. You have to put them all together. I want... What is... You overlap them and the devil comes out. Ah! Too spooky.

All right, Jeremy Harris on Gnome. God, there's the little piece of paper on the back that wraps around. Oh, they got it taped in there? Yeah, they got it taped in there. God damn, these are nice. You guys like Bloody Marty?

Did you ever play Bloody Marty? You looked right in the toilet. Bloody Marty. I never played Bloody Marty. Bloody Marty. Bloody Marty. He comes out and gives you a hug. Too scary.

Buddy. too scary buddy bobble bobblehead Bob Marley bobblehead Bob Marley if you look in the bathtub and say bobblehead Bob Marley three times somebody will give you a bobblehead but they'll give you the you won't get a bobblehead Bob Marley because they're way too limited, but they'll give you the banana with dreadlocks.

Get rid of those things. No, they're everywhere. All right, Jeremy Harris, Aegis Cassette. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah

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yes now show them look it's round it's a sphere are we back? yes Dave does this thing where he leans back I think he knows like the sphere. Are we back? Yes. Dave does this thing where he leans back. I think he knows, like,

Mike doesn't know we're back, that fucking dummy. I'm really getting him right now. Jeremy Harris, Aegis cassette on Gnome Life. Let me ask you, Joe, how similar are the other, the packaging for the other Gnome Life tapes to that one? They all look the same.

No, they all look the same. Like, they all have that... I mean, they all have that same design on the front, right? Yeah. It's all the diamonds? Yeah. Hand it to me real quick. It's behind your laptop.

Come on, man. Hand it over. The only thing that's different is the little black text at the top. Charlie, what are you doing? Oh, okay. I see. Because that's, like, screen printed or... Because top. Jolly Woody. Oh, okay. I see. Because that's like screen printed. Because the Gnome Life.

Okay, so they got a bunch of these made up. And then there's like a pencil drawn symbol. Okay, you know what I'm noticing now? On the spine, it says imprinted in the foil stamp, Gnome Life Records, GNM dash, and then it's blank. And with a pencil, they wrote in 36. Yeah. So they're re... Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's smart. And with a pencil they wrote in 36. Yeah. So they're re... Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's smart. In the industry we call these shells. Shells. They got a bunch of shells made up. So we got like 20,000 of those made. And then they'll imprint like... How do you think they're getting that on there?

The black. This is Jeremy Harris at the top. I don't know. It's either a stamp or a screen print. You know what I would have preferred? What? A little rectangle at the top. And in the rectangle is where it has the artist's name. I would have preferred? What? A little rectangle at the top, and in the rectangle is where it has the artist's name.

I would have preferred that. But this is fucking nice, man. I like this. Shoot him an email. Well, then you mess up the code. Let me just shoot. You know what? I'm going to get back and have Diane shoot him over.

We'll have Diane set up a Skype meeting. See if we can't hash this out. That was fucking good, man. I liked that. It's a good tape. Did you ever do Devil Cone in the basement? Devil Cone, Devil Cone, Devil Cone. Let me out. That was fucking good, man. I liked that. Did you ever do devil cone in the basement? Devil cone, devil cone, devil cone, let me out.

Oh, it's one of those. I think I'm on some kind of drug. Yeah, I do devil cone all the time. Yeah, you look in the sump pump, you kneel over, devil cone, devil cone, devil cone. I like how because it's originally a mirror, but because you said toilet,

which was in the bathroom near the mirror, now it's just going to stuff with water in it. I used to do it, but I'd do it at the French drain. Like you'd walk around the edge of your basement? Devil Coat. What is the Devil Coat? You ever do Grasshole Billy? Grasshole Billy?

You go out to the sprinkler. Grasshole Billy. Why You ever do Grasshole Billy? Grasshole Billy? You go out to the sprinkler. Grasshole Billy. Why is it all water-based? Grasshole Billy. Well, that's where the spirits live. I want one to be like the ice cube tray. You ever look in your ice cube tray? There's got to be at least seven ice cubes.

You stick your head in the freezer. Yeah, you got to leave them in the freezer. Cube Man. Cube Man. Cube Man. Dave, give me the scary voice. I don't have it. Oh, you were safe.

You used it up. It's got to recharge. Kind of a trick, right? All right. You get the idea? I'm so burnt. I just used all my little tries on Delaware Online. I can't read articles anymore.

Oh, yeah. You get like eight things. Then it goes behind. Oh, I got a gripe. Can I gripe about something real quick? Yeah, real quick. Real quick.

So I like to let... You know, I'm not going to talk about it. Never mind. All right, Dave, what do you got? All right, I'm going to play this stag hair tape.

Came out on Interisland. Would have made my best of list for 2016. Would have made. But I didn't get to it in time. Let me see. I had a stag hair tape before. Yeah, this is a good one.

Went to the doctors, got it removed but seriously folks let me tell you about my socks yeah I dig the cover after this is really tight oh thank you some weird little swastika pattern skull did you draw this purple velvet and bone

velvet oh that was like that was actually the um the group i was in the vocal group i was in velvet and bone velvet and bone right after high school right after high school these are all the queens i haven't seen those buddies in a while no i haven't it's a shame what they did i wonder what the boys are doing sometimes i wonder sometimes i think sometimes so yep Sometimes I wonder. Sometimes I think. Sometimes I wonder. Sometimes I think. What the? What are you doing?

On Inner Island, right? Dan's getting sleepy. Dan is getting real sleepy, isn't he? Yeah. All right. 12.30. Inner Island's number 51, an addition of 100. Zara Biggs Garrick from Salt Lake City, Utah.

That's who Staggare is. I'll be in Salt Lake City, Utah at some point. We should hang out. Let's get into this. Staggare, Velvet and Bone. Thank you. I'm dead somewhere You are my life force You are your stuff You are my life force You take it in substance

You can never know I think I'm so lucky I'm just a person who can never know I'm just a person who can never know I'm just a person who can never know Thank you. One next to you One next to you You're the wind in the dark You're the sea waves from the storm

You're the ancient pain growing Thank you. We don't necessarily express our future We're just a part of our own Story Story Story I'm still I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. This is G-Round. You think this is the end? This is the end. This is the end. This is the end.

This is the end. This is the end. This is the end. This is the end. Thank you. Of course he is. Chris always knows. He's a young Japanese. And he started going off about it. I'm like, I don't know.

You already know about this, huh? He was popping off, huh? He's popping and locking. Are you doing that fucking thing, Dave? Are we back? Yeah, we're back. Come on, man. I didn't know either.

You got me so good. Fucking side care. Velvet and bone. Inner islands. Good vibes. Excellent vibes. I'm trying to think Moon. Inner Islands. Good vibes. Excellent vibes. I'm trying to think of the other tape that came out with this. I have it.

And it's really fucking good. I can't remember what it is. One moment. I don't have time. Go on and say it. I wish I could say it. I don't remember what it is. Boosie, boosie, bop.

All right. You ready to take... you ready to take... Hello? Hello? Yeah, Joe there? Hello? Yeah, Joe there? You ready to take this home?

Hold up, Joe! Episode number 99. I love that one. I love that whole collection Joe thanks to you it's a good collection first episode of 2017 thanks for the new sound clips fellas I had a few I didn't get to use

they never came out I know I'm a little upset I've got a lot on the list but I'm saving them for the big episode episode 100 we're going to be taking a little bit of time off. A little vacation.

A little vacation. Take February off. Come back in March. Pay time off. Thanks to the new sponsor. Union Rules. We're all going to go on a little vacay. Tabs out for 15% off.

Oh, yeah. Tapehead City. Don't forget to go to tapeheadcity.com. Tabs out one word, all caps. I don't know if it's case sensitive. Did you just turn my microphone back up? He did something. Yeah, you were a little low.

I couldn't hear anything for so long. It's because your headphones are down a little bit. You're still on there. You're fine. Yeah, you're fine. You sounded great. Did you blame having my levels too low with all my headphones? Yep.

Yeah. It's because your headphones were too high on your head. Well, your head's shaped weird. I didn't want to say it Take me home tonight I hate that song You want to listen to it real quick? We played that Or I should say I played that

Tape earlier I'm trying to think of exactly how to say the name Hold up, go on and say it. Zarapaz on Rakuten Basis Haberdinternstrauss. Haberdinternstrauss.

And this comp is also on that label. Another comp? And you know what? We're going to go out on it. Are you that upset about it? No, I'm very upset. I would love an apple juice. Joe, send me a link to that.

What? To the robot. Okay. I want to link to it as well. My phone. I want to listen to it on the way home. I don't know how to do that. This is a comp called Desire Path. It's a short one. It's like a C10. They made

40 copies of these things. FR4S, Alessandro, Andriush, Schallwender, Dieter Gerth, and Zuli. What's the Gerth of your Dieter, Dave?

My Dieter. What kind of Gerth did you get of your Dieter, Dave? Hey. My Dieter. It sounds like... What's the girth? What kind of girth you got on that Dieter? It's just a... Go ahead. It's a porn star. Dieter dearth.

Dieter girth. I bet... Yeah, you're probably right. It's just a pink tape. It's got some colored shell stickers on it. I got Bang Bong by Dieter dearth. Hey, you Bang Messiahs. You think you're a Bang Messiah.

You haven't seen Dieter Dirth work. It just says Desire Path on the spine. And then there's a tiny little booklet in there. I don't know why they didn't make it. Look at the size of this booklet. It's like two postage stamps. It's bigger than that.

You think so? It's four It's like two postage stamps. It's bigger than that. You think so? It's four. I'm talking about forever stamps. Nah, it's four. The big ones. It's about four if you put four. Two on top of two. Two on top of two.

I'm French. I'm French. You want to bite on my donut? That's how the French do it, baby. You want to bite on my donut? I can get that tattooed on my tush. Hmm. Hmm. Interesting.

All right, so let's end with the entire thing. Let's just run through this. What do you want to know? Let's just run through the whole thing. The desire path. Why are you curious? Why are you playing on your phone now? Because I want to be.

I got to send Dave the link. Hot link. The entire DesirePath comp to end up episode number 99 thanks to Tapehead City for sponsoring. Thanks to Tim Thornton for the intro. Thanks to the anonymous mystery caller

for the Adult Swim noise comp thing. And the group anonymous. Yeah, we are a legion. And see everyone in one month for the fifth anniversary? Is that what it is? Five-year anniversary. Five-year anniversary.

100th episode. Extravaganza. Extreme. Which means... Monster energy drink. Extreme. Trying to get that... Which probably means we're trying to get that out. You got it.

Which probably means we're going to order a pizza. Dan's the extravagant. Can we get toppings? I think we'll get toppings. Oh, you just got a text. All right,

good night. That's weird because everyone's here. Oh, it was me. Got you. Okay, bye. Bye. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so I'm you. All right. Let's go. Oh, my God. I'm going to get him. so

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