Tales from the Stinky Dragon - Introducing Tales from the Stinky Dragon

Episode Date: April 19, 2021

Subscribe to a D&D podcast from Rooster Teeth! Our brave adventurers have answered the call...to be interns for the super hero group, the Infinights! Little do they know that the Infinights are in danger and our hapless interns may be their only hope for salvation. Can the interns save the Infinights AND master a triple shot vanilla almond latte with extra foam? Find out in "Tales from the Stinky Dragon"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am future. I wait in the world of Echo. Discover Echo from Cirque du Soleil. Now playing under the big top at Toronto Lakeshore Boulevard West. Tickets at CirqueDuSoleil.com. Echo. Thanks for presenting Partners Sun Life. The world is yours to create. Welcome to Boulder Ray. Most famous for being the hometown of the legendary heroes, the Infinites.

A brave foursome that answers the plights of countless realms from every kind of peril. Four novice adventurers travel to Boulderay to apply for the coveted Infinite internship in hopes that perhaps they can become legendary heroes themselves. I want to be the most legendary hero. What class would that be? Whatever you do, do not play a bard.

But my name is Barbara. Bard-bara. It's the perfect fit, Gus. No. Can I give my guy a robot arm? What? Why? Because he's a cyborg. No, there's no cyborgs in Dungeons and Dragons. Then he's a kyborg.

Oh, my God. So can I make my guy think that he is a wizard? Do you just not want to play a wizard? No, no, no. In his heart, he's a wizard. But he's actually a barbarian. On his outside, he's a barbarian. On his inside, he's a wizard. Just in his heart, he's a wizard. But he's actually a barbarian. On his outside, he's a barbarian. On his inside, he's a wizard.

Just in his heart. Not even the inside. It's all barbarian, but they're in his heart. You know, he's a half-orc, but he doesn't know what that other half is. So he's half-orc and he thinks he might be half-wizard? Exactly. That wizard's not a race in D&D. He doesn't know that.

Oh, God. Okay, if I'm playing a druid, what are the limitations on what animals can I turn into? Can I turn into an octopus? Oh, why? Can I turn into a kangaroo? No. What breed of dogs can I be, and what breeds can't I be? You'll be the goodest boy no matter what, John.

Okay. Oh, God, no. All right, we're already off the wheels. I'm going to try to do my best to keep you guys on track. Don't mess with me too much. No promises. No promises. So go look for Tales from the Stinky Dragons,

our new Dungeons & Dragons audio podcast. It's available wherever you listen to podcasts. First episode's out now, so go look for it. Subscribe, and you'll get new episodes as soon as they're available. Find out what's going on in Boulderay, who are the Infinites, and how bad are these guys going to mess with me while playing D&D. And am I a wizard no in your heart of hearts you're a wizard gum gum is your character named gum gum that's his given name so yes that's his name then