Tales from the Stinky Dragon - Lost Dianasty - Ep. 84 - Ethereal Plan of Action

Episode Date: February 22, 2023

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Best wishes to all you Bodaks! Wilt your way into the stinky dragon imbibe our latest bev, Null and Devoid! It's a mixture of Voidka, Witherberry Schnapps, Annihilation Lycora, and topped with a fistful of Expired Punch. One gulp of this grog's enough to leave you navel-gazing at your tanless tummy for eternity. Previously, our adventurers went toe-to-toe

with a titanic trio of taunting tetragogs. After combating Quadrant with cows, assaulting Sludge with salt, and imprisoning Enku, the Infanites were shell-shocked by a sonorous sleek, shadowy spectral, and soaring Smarsh. The party escaped from an army of Anarchs into an otherworldly, ethereal plain. Pluck yourself a potation. Let's proceed with this pungent potboiler. You did that. Please. One take.

One take. I almost messed it up a couple of times, but I saved it. I was able to pull it back from the brink of disaster. Gus, you did perfect. Oh, thank you. What is expired punch? What is any of the ingredients, though?

It's because it was a fistful of expired punch. What is that visual? What is it? It's punch made with fresh fruit with like little floaters and pieces of the fruit like little fruit chunkies that have gone rotten. Mike has never drank alcohol has he? Maybe it's just wine.

Expired punch could just be wine huh? I don't know if I'd call it expired. Yeah. What if Mike has been cryptically giving a like a recipe for like a nuclear bomb through all these recipes? If he just slips in the recipe for anthrax in there somewhere and we just miss it. Uranium 238.

Suddenly, a scarlet triangular portal opens in front of you all with a vroom. You hear a chorus of voices in unison saying, We are Anarchs. A horde of crackling Anarchs emerge from the portal and starts charging straight for you all. But you hear the distant strum of a lute and the Anarchs freeze. Their red eyes dart around in panic as they're suspended

in midair. The strumming gets closer and three words get increasingly louder. Smash is King! Yeah! Soaring through the air like a sail road train is a colossal purple worm. Boom! As he blurs past you, you think you hear someone shout over the music. Hey, cardboard!

The purple worm collides with the portal and the cluster of Anarchs explode into red dust. Smarsh laughs hysterically as he goes into a free fall. Zoom! A vortex of swirling blue and purple opens up below him and swallows him up. Zoom! Another vortex opens up right next to you all and out pops Smarch's huge purple head.

Riding on top of him is a half-orc wearing black boots and an amulet. And in front of him is a bearded dwarf holding an emerald lute. Hi, Borg, did you see me? Did you see? It's pretty cool, Sleek. It's really good

to have you back, bud. Sleek, that was awesome! You're alive and your best friend was Smarsh. The Highborg replies to Sleek. All of Faeser saw us, Austin. It's hard to miss

a huge purple worm flying through the air. Linard! Come on, you gotta admit that was pretty hardcore. We are Anarchs. Anarchs begin to split and multiply over and over again. Spectral rolls his eyes and holds out his hands.

You all better come with us. He motions for you all to get up on top of Smarks with them. Bart hops on. I hop on with my ring of jump. Yeah, I join. Paralite says, I'll catch up with you all later. I'm gonna double back to check on Brink and sorta wait don't don't let her go she's done so much to help you guys you all

enter the vortex and the dark viscosity consumes everything leaving you in a hazy mist rippling through shades of deep blue and purple a voice on your right whispers welcome back to the ethereal plane. Oh. And another voice on your left whispers. So, Guyborn, did you miss me? Who is it? It's Sleek. I'm pretty sure it's Sleek. I already talked to him at the end of the last episode. You're going to make me talk to him again?

You're going to make me do this again? You guys got to catch up. Yeah. It's a recap. We take the one that's the best of the two. I put my arm on his shoulder and I say you did great sleek so happy to see you're alive oh no you sounded more sincere last time this time you don't sound sincere at all about it you're making me say it again all right guys yeah oh man you have to perform oh man you have to maintain that character growth. It can't just be a one-time thing.

Sleek. And then I go in for a big wet kiss. And then Lin-Manuel appears. Ooh, kinky. The haze around you settles into murky shapes of the floating islands you just left, but everything is still a bit nebulous and translucent with a tinge of blue and purple. Just for fun, everyone go ahead and roll me a dexterity check. Dexterity. Dexterity checks are never for fun.

That's a 10. All the checks are fun. Nope. 12. 13. Dexterity checks are, did you fall? Yeah. 4. Whoa. Gum gum fell. That's wild. I don't see gum gums. Does everyone else see gum gums? I don't see gum gums. Okay.

We'll take the word for it. I mean, 20. If I was going to lie about it. No, just making sure in case there's a problem. Okay. Wow. That's not great. Gum gum with a four.

Bark with a 10. Mud with a 12. And cyborg with a 13. So we'll start with gum gum. You feel a strange sensation as your body begins floating. You're no longer bound to the ground. You can float in the air, but it's very difficult to control. You're not used to this.

Your brain's having trouble wrapping its head around this new type of movement. So you can only move 10 feet in any direction. You're kind of tumbling, not really moving so much. It's just like tumbling in place. The rest of you, you get a little more mastery over it than GumGum, but still not great. Each of you can float up to half of your normal speed in any direction. And we're in the ethereal plane? Yeah, it looks very similar to the material plane you just left.

You can still see the shapes of the floating islands, but it's all very hazy and murky. Didn't we have like a floaty problem last time we were in the ethereal plane when we entered it? Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of its thing. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say,

it's like a consistent issue. I'm just trying to remember, like, am I remembering this correctly? And last time we were here, like, I think last time we were here also Gum-Gum was floating and like couldn't get his bearings. Gum-Gum was good at it last time.

Okay. Do my Varonian goggles help me see it all through this? I know it's not weather, but it is kind of like foggy. Yeah, it's not like a traditional fog. It's more like the overlapping and the collision and the edge between two planes intersecting. Okay. Mutt sees this as an opportunity to do a prank and cast Gust to push himself in the direction at Kyborg. Ooh, make a dexter direction at Kyborg. Ooh, make a

dexterity save, Kyborg. Okay. We're doing Dragon Ball Z anime fighting right now? Oh, no. I'm doing goofs. That's a nine. You try to dodge out of the way, but you're not dexterous enough. You haven't mastered this floating movement and mud collides straight

into you. He calls out, Catch me, Kyborg! He knocked the wind out of me. It's like in a sci-fi movie where you're no longer tethered to the space station and you're floating off forever. Bye. All right, see you later. We can't see anything, right?

Our vision's kind of poor and we're just floating. Right. You can kind of still see the outlines of the islands. Like you can see that much, but as far as like specific detail, not so much. Imagine if you were wearing like really dirty, smudged up glasses. Okay. Is Sleek and Smarsh and Spectral still here? Yeah. Yeah.

Before I get to them, though, I was going to say at this point, if you wanted to, you have the ability to take a short rest here if that's something you all are interested in. Oh, absolutely. Sure. But not a long rest? Not a long rest. Damn. I'm you all are interested in. Oh, absolutely. Sure. But not a long rest? Not a long rest. Dang.

I'm just going to nap right here in the air. While you all are taking a load off and resting, Sleek, you know, very excitedly starts talking to you all and says, Do you remember back in the Elder Pines when we were all the way up in Elderling Village? We were split off from each other, and that's when Leonard suddenly stabbed me with his Aether Blades. That was the first clue that something was amiss. So getting stabbed, that was your big clue, huh, Sleek?

Yeah, Spectral chimes in rather sheepishly and says, Sorry about that, old chap. No sweat, Leonard. You weren't yourself. Anyways, I passed out from blood loss, and when I came to, I could barely hobble my way around. By the skin of my teeth, I arrived in the nick of time, immobilizing that explosion from blasting you all to smithereens. Again, I do apologize for that, everyone. Eh, we're all still here. Plus, it makes for an inspiring story.

Anyways, there I was, bleeding out, strumming my loot, fiery fragments frozen in midair, and then kaboom! Next thing I know, I wake up here, in the Ethereal Plane. Yes, it would seem at the last moment, Paralyte released me from her mind control. So, being of sound mind, I leapt into action and transported Austin and I to safety inside. The ethereal plane, plane, plane, plane. Woo! Bart starts cheering. Oh, and did I mention? I lost three more fingers.

Sleek thrusts his hand into Kyborg's face, revealing stumped appendages. He smirks and raises his eyebrows multiple times. Nearly lost my arm that day. Spectral leans in behind Sleek, shaking his head at you all, silently mouths, Not even close. He wants to be like you, Kyborg.

To a morbid degree. You don't want this, and I'm like holding up my broken arm. I sacrificed everything that day, but it was worth it. Anything for my best friend. Sleek puts his nearly fingerless hand on Kyborg's shoulder. That's gangrenous, Sleek. You need to get that checked out stat.

We need to get to Dr. Him. And here I am, yet again, doing the same thing. Putting it all on the line for my elf from another shelf, my pal from another locale, my bro from another... Okay, I'm going to fast forward the story a bit here. We've been helping Goddess Andi with protecting V-King Knife and the Balrossians from the Anarchs by hiding them in the Ethereal Plane. But we have an even bigger issue at hand and we don't have much time.

Right. We need to rescue Dr. Ahem and the other prisoners inside the farmhouse. So the Anarchs are literally everywhere now. Oh, everywhere. They've overrun Phaser. But not the ethereal plane. No. Wait, so the Valrazians are here in the ethereal plane?

Yes, we've been hiding them in the ethereal plane. Oh, so like peace was secured and lasting between them and the polar bear people. Called? The Naboo. I can't remember. I don't know. There were polar bear people. The Ishbjorn.

Ishbjorn. Ishbjorn. You said Dr. Ahem's trapped in the farmhouse. Who's trapping him? Who's got hold of him? We were unable to tell in the material plane because we couldn't approach it. So now that we're here in the ethereal plane, maybe we could find out. Could we just like teleport in from the ethereal plane like right there?

Or do we need to like go back into the material plane and then continue the journey? We can head up to the front door of the farmhouse here via the ethereal plane and then just pop into existence in the material plane. Oh, okay. Okay. Bypassing all of their defenses. Classic crash and grab. Here we go. Okay. Bypassing all of their defenses. Classic crash and grab. Here we go.

Perfect. Easy peasy. All right, so let's go save Dr. Ahim. Seems like an easy job. Yeah. Is there anyone else there at all? We don't know, because we couldn't get any closer in the material plane.

The farmhouse is protected by some strange magic and hordes of Anarchs. However, here in the ethereal plane, we should be able to get much closer. I'm sorry, but it reminded me, what farmhouse are we talking about? Why am I not remembering what farmhouse you're talking about? It was the one where you heard the clanging coming from,

and that's where... Oh! Antropa went. Antropa. Wait, so Antropa and Dr. Ahim are here, but in that house we heard the clinking happening. Yeah. We think that's the case.

Oh, okay. So, do we have any locations on Hugh Manor? Or, I'm noticing Meld's not here either. We're unsure. We're hoping we can get more answers in the farmhouse. Meld might be in there as well. Like, trapped in there, or trapping dr. him right well as far as we know supposedly okay the thing that's strange is the

farmhouse shouldn't look like this in the ethereal plane it should look more decayed but here in the ethereal plane it looks like it's been renovated, which is really bizarre. Ooh. Wow. I think it looks nice. Yeah, resale value went way up. Do you have a question? Will we pop out of Ethereal Plane? Do we have to all pop out at once, or could we be secret?

You mean sneaky? Sneaky. I need to go with everyone as they change from one plane to another, so it's all or nothing. Oh, so you can't, like, drop, like, me up on the roof as a sniper, and then Mud and Bart as the entry team, and then Gum-Gum as the distraction. I think Tybar just went poopy in his pants. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Unfortunately, Smarsh is a little too big to fit in the farmhouse, but we can have him cover our exit. Oh, bigger perimeter. Smarsh is king after all. Yeah, Smarsh is king. Then maybe we should surround the house. Hold on, I can't get over the fact that you said the house looks nicer in the ethereal plane than it does in

real life. It looks nicer in the ethereal plane than it should compared to the material plane. Could changes be made in the ethereal plane than it should compared to the material plane. Could changes be made in the ethereal plane that don't reflect the material plane? It must be possible since the farmhouse has this facade that doesn't match the material plane

but it is unusual. I'm confused. Have you ever seen anything like this before? No. This might be related to the unknown magic that surrounds the farmhouse in the material plane. It's not contra-counter, is it? We don't know enough

about magics to be able to answer that. I'm more of a stab-stab, stabby-stab kind of person. Infinite, huh? I know a lot about magic.

Let me see. Show me that. Did I see it? Well, one, you're not close enough. I think detect magic only works 30 feet, and two, I don't know that detect magic goes between planes. Gum Gum, I've got an idea.

You clearly have a super powerful wand that will for sure cast a spell that you'll need right now to tell what's going on. I feel like you should utilize that. Yeah, it makes cows. So you want cows? Yeah, I'd love a cow right now.

Okay. Got milk? Cow. Sometimes it's delayed. So do we get to choose an entrance? Like, can we like scout out the barn in the ethereal plane, even though it looks different to like see if there's any like places we can enter or like. Just trying to be strategic, you know,

it's not very often that you get a two scale version of the building you're about to enter, you know? Yeah. Does everyone want to get closer or how do you all want to approach this? Is there only one door in the front? I would say you all might have to get closer to be able to see that. I feel like as soon as we get close, it's going to suck us into the imperial plane. I cast gust and pushed kyborg toward closer to the house. Wee! Yeah, you get closer and it appears that there's only one entrance the front door

like kind of like a main door okay okay can i try my magic detection now oh you want to go close oh i'm sorry i thought we were moving forward i misheard you you can go closer okay i'll go closer all right fine good this will this will be really I'm sure. So you get closer and then do what, Gum-Gum? Gum-Gum tries to be sneaky. And by that, it's like what he thinks like the cartoon version of sneaky is. It's like. You're also floating 10 feet at a time. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I forgot about that. Hmm. Yeah. So Gum-Gum slowly makes his way over to the farmhouse like an awkward baby seal in the sky. Did anything happen? Did I hear anything? What did you do?

You just got closer? Yeah, I'm just getting close enough to where I can like. We're still in the ethereal plane. So the material plane version of this we can't see and it's different. Yeah, but Gum Gum's much more attuned to magics and clearly should be able to tell what's going on now. Okay, make a perception check, Gum Gum. Zero. Wow. OhGum. Zero. Wow.

Oh, my God. Perfect. I love it. I love it. The farmhouse disappeared. It's not there anymore. Oh, no. You're too powerful.

What did you do? I think I used my wand wrong. I didn't make a cow. I made the house disappear. For the record, everyone else, you all still see the farmhouse. It's just Gum-Gum can no longer see the farmhouse. Is his hat down? No, his hat is

fine, in place. You realize that Gum-Gum was trying to be so sneaky, he closed his eyes to be even more sneaky. And he can no longer see anything. If I can't see them, they can't see me. Am I able to use my sending stone from the ethereal plane? I don't remember if we said that works across planes.

You can try. I guess like if we're going to try to contact Dr. Ahem, maybe like get some inside information. Yeah. Say you up. Yeah. Where are you at? Could I try using it and say. By the way, listeners,bara does this she has

to count with her fingers in the in the air to make sure she gets the right amount 25 words very cute coming to save you how many enemies where in house are you 12 13 more let's make small talk going to starbucks what you want to pick us up should we bring weapons or magic 20 dang it

how do I end 25 25 how do I you send off your your missive via the sending stone. And after just a very short while, you hear. He's underwater. Sounds like he's at a cattle auction. Guys, I think it's a trap.

So nothing, basically. Yeah, I feel like we're not going to get much more information, and we should just, at this point, go ahead and approach the farmhouse and do what we do best, which is see what happens. Smash and grab, boys. Do one of those things where you get to the front door, and you put your fist up, and then you point, and go, go, go. Go, go, go, go.

Oh, wait, wait, I have an idea. Real fast, Gum-Gum, the farmhouse has reappeared for you. You see it again. I found it. I have an idea once we get into the material plane. Sure. Okay, I got Oh, wait, wait. I have an idea. Real fast. Gum, Gum, the farmhouse has reappeared for you. You see it again. I found it. I have an idea once we get into the material plane. Sure. Okay, I got to do this in character. So what if we get to the material plane and I approach the door, but I look like Hugh

Manor? That's good. I like this. I like this. And try to see if that can get the jump on whatever happened inside the farmhouse. Okay. All right. And me, Guy Borg, have rings of jump. Right, which is very necessary

for getting a jump on the situation. Yeah. Because, you know, human are always jumping everywhere. Yes. Or his friends around him are always jumping. Do we want to do that? I mean, we might as well head over. I mean, we got to do what we got to do.

Let's go. What do the rest of us do? I'm going to cast invisibility, if that's okay, before we pop back into existence. If that's okay, I guess. Yeah, yeah. I'll cast polymorph on both Kyborg and Gum-Gum and turn them into... What do you guys want to be? What beast? Oh, man. I don't know. Maybe a dad. No. cyborg and gum gum and turn them into... What do you guys want to be?

What beast? Oh, man. I don't know. Maybe a dad. No. I need to... I need a... What? I think we need to have a kid.

Well, I can make you a dad animal. Oh, okay. What dad animal do you want to be? I think a kitty cat. No, dog. All right. A dog. All right.

A daddy dog. I'm going to go for something really stealthy, but also really powerful. I'm thinking like a lion or a panther. That's really good to sell. Maybe a Bengal tiger because they can blend in good with like the weeds and stuff. I'm going to go with Bengal tiger. All right. I'm pretty sure there's a tiger I can turn him into.

I can also be a horsey. You got to pick something, Gum Gum. I need to decide what I'm turning into. Okay, I'll be a dogg. I can also be a horsey. You got to pick something, Gum Gum. I need to decide what I'm turning you. Okay, I'll be a doggie. I'll be a doggie. All right. I'll tell you what, Kyborg. I'll plus up you.

I turn Kyborg into a saber-toothed tiger. Yeah! With a robot arm. Nope. And I can't do that. Ooh, a dinosaur. What kind of dinosaur? A T-Rex.

I don't think I can do that. You should go as an ancient dragon. I can't turn that. Ooh, a dinosaur. What kind of dinosaur? A T-Rex. I don't think I can do that. You should go as an ancient dragon. I can't turn him into a dragon. Gotta be an animal. A Demogorgon. Pick an animal. Uh. A hippopotamus.

I don't think there's bloody hippopotamuses. Elder Titan. Beasts. Beasts. Prismatic dragon. Beasts. A werewolf. Real fast. I know we're

loving this conversation. I turn him into a dog. Are we? I just want to throw this out. Polymorph is a concentration spell. Oh. Okay. Then I turn Kyborg into a saber-toothed tiger. And

Gum-Gum, you're on your own. I'm a doggy? No, you're not. You're not you're gum gum what is your plan to be sneaky oh my god you don't get to change your beast no i just i have something that i might actually make myself useful for something once what is it with reconnaissance uh i'm looking it up right now but a while ago we got to that arrow no we got we got a bunch of different little items and stuff, and I had this little cute little, it's called the Jade Cat of Playful Spirit.

Once per long rest, the little Jade Cat statue turns into a green cat spirit named Pocket. That becomes, you're familiar for four minutes, and it can do simple tasks like carrying 10 pounds. It's got a 10-foot range. You're able to see through the cat's eyes. So I could send it in through a crack in the barn. It's like our little drone. You know,

rainbow six siege when you send in little drones, that's me, but with a cat, just real fast, it's a farmhouse, not a barn farmhouse. Yeah. You keep calling it a barn farmhouse.

Think of, think of the, the Kent's house. Yeah. But they have windows on those though. Is there a window? Oftentimes Gus, those are made on piers.

All right. So then you can go underneath the house and, like, listen and see through the cracks. No windows. I have a potion that could turn me into a dragon, but I was saving it for my friend the taboo. Don't turn into a dragon. You're saving it for your wedding night?

No, for the taboo. All right, we can finalize this. Bart is going to be invisible. Okay. Kyborg is going to be a saber-toothed tiger. Rawr. Gum-G gum gum you're going to do what to prepare yourself for a surprise do you have anything i could try and use my wand and turn myself into something okay that's really good really really great. Great plan. Turn me into something useful.

I rolled it. 65. Oh, he did his magic. The D100 thing. What'd it do? I cast Wall of Force. What was that? So Gum-Gum gets really excited and caught up in the moment.

And not knowing what else to do, he points the wand of the wise art at himself. And an invisible wall of force springs into existence right in front of him. It's huge, I guess. It's 10, 10 foot by 10 foot force panels. Nothing can pass through it. It's like a tactical shield. So he leads the way. Here, I hand gum gum my immovable rod. You can't. You're on the other side of the wall. Jesus Christ. hand Gum-Gum my immovable rod. You can't.

You're on the other side of the wall. Jesus Christ. I'm good. I'm in this. All right. So can we, how do we proceed now, Gus? Gum-Gum needs to make the wall go away. Does he know how to do that?

Wall go away. Okay, the wall goes away. Okay, I give Gum-Gum my immovable rod. Gum-Gum, Gum-Gum, use your immovable rod, teleport yourself above the farmhouse, and then use the immovable rod to suspend yourself in the air. Ooh, okay. So you will literally be in a position to get the drop on the situation.

Yeah. All right, agreed? So we can proceed with this bloody story? Please. Yeah. Okay, we proceed. so we can proceed with this bloody story? Please.

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The front door itself is made of solid stone. Now that you're ready to execute your plan, you realize there's no door handles. But in the center of the door is a set of stone jaws in the shape of an open mouth. Etched into the stonework above the jaws is written, never take yourself for granite. Granite?

Granite. Yes. Like the material granite. Granite? Granite. Like the material granite? Yeah, like the stone. Is it a puzzle? Sounds like it is. A door puzzle. Gus, if you knew there was a puzzle ahead and you knew how long it takes us to do puzzles, why did you let us do that entire conversation?

I was having fun listening to it. You're terrible. You're terrible. Fired. Immediately fired. There's an opening in the shape of a terrible. Fired. Immediately fired. There's an opening in the shape of a mouth. Is that correct? Yeah, it's like a set of stone

jaws in the shape of an open mouth. And how big of an opening is the jaws? Could I put something in it to go through the other side? Yeah, it's pretty big. It's not like you could walk through, but I mean, it's maybe let's say it's a foot, a little over a foot. Can I put my jade cat of playful spirit through because

then i can see through on the other side and see what's going on do it so you want to put your jade cat into the jaws to try to see through the door and look through to the other side yeah it's my it's my familiar for four minutes and it can do simple tasks and carry up to 10 pounds and it's little stone mouth it's about to eat your familiar that That's okay, because I think I'll get it back. Okay, yeah, you put the jade cat into the jaws that are etched into the door, and nothing seems to happen. Okay, I can see through the cat's eyes

by saying the following words, who's a good kitty? And then I proceed into the door. I want to see what's on the other side through this cat's eyes. Nothing happened. Can it see through walls and stuff? No, like, it's a cat that I'm

controlling, and I was gonna go as the cat through the stone mouth. Yeah, but Gus is saying that it is a open, gaping stone mouth that is not, that is impassable. Right, it's not like, it's a hole through the door, it's just, there's stone there. Can someone yeet my cat over the wall?

Oh wait, no, it's a barn door. It's a farmhouse door. Think of it as a barn door. It's a farmhouse door. Think of it as just a home. It's a home. Yep. Can we try putting some rocks in the mouth or something? It says granite, so I'm thinking we got to do something with granite. Have we got a hand grenade?

Are there any rocks on the ground? That's a good question. I'll say yes, but like the islands themselves, they're kind of murky and hard to focus on. Like they're shifting. Are we back in the... Are we still in the Aetherial plane or have we entered the Material? You're still in the Aetherial plane. Oh! We should get out of this and go to the Material. Yes, should we not

go to the Material? I imagine it might change the situation. That's probably good, though. I don't know if we can get in this way. Spectral says, I'm afraid if we were to transport to the Material plane still outside of the farmhouse, we may be overrun with anox. Oh. So we got to solve it from here.

So it's an open mouth. It has, I want to say something to take for granted. Don't take yourself. Never take yourself for granted. Bart, make me an investigation check because it seems like you're like looking for rocks and whatnot. Yeah. Y whatnot. Yeah. Yikes. Ten.

While you're looking around, you're looking at the inscription and trying to focus on these rocks, you notice some dried red liquid in the jaws. In the jaws. Oh. Yeah. Could I tell if it's blood? You think it might be. So it's dried.

Dried. Yes. So is the indication here that someone maybe tried to stick a limb or part of their body in this and it maybe chomped down? What's like the splatter effect? Can we do a little Dexter here?

Is there any criminology investigation here? Did anyone take any proficiency in forensics? Can we do like a survival check thing on it to smell it and taste it and whatever? Smell it and taste it? I don't know. I feel like that's survival skills.

Gum gum is being gross again. Chris saw one episode of CSI where they put the cocaine in their mouth and was like. Survival. Defollow tracks, hunt wild game, look for identify signs of like creatures and stuff. I don't know. I feel like that's blood, maybe. So, what I gather from this is that either someone put their

appendage in here and it ended badly or you're supposed to put an appendage in here and make a blood sacrifice of some kind to get the door to open. Don't take yourself for granted. Guys, I think I have an idea. Sleek, be there? Yeah, of course. What do you need, best friend?

Okay, you want to be like me, right? Oh, no. You like my cool metal arm? I mean, yeah, it's like 50-50, right? You want to be like me, I want to be like you. It goes both ways, because that's what best friends do. Right, right, right. 100%, 100%. Best friend. Stick your arm that has the missing fingers into that dragon's

mouth. Okay, if you say so. Okay, I do. You're a bad friend. So much for that character growth, huh? Yeah. Sleek sticks his hand into the jaws, and like with lightning fast speed, they close and bite down on his hand. Then as he yells in pain, he disappears.

Okay. How do you feel right now, Kavori? How do you feel? How do you feel about that decision? All right, well, there's that problem taken care of. Wait, is Leonard still with us too? Yeah. Could we ask him if he knows what that did,

if that took him somewhere? Hmm, that's puzzling. It could be that it took him to somewhere else in the ethereal plane. I've never seen anything like that before. What's the head made out of? Can we tell what material it's made out of? There's nothing more to the head.

It's just jaws, like a mouth and teeth. Okay, but do we know what it's made out of? It's stone. Okay. Rockinstone. Are there any plants near this doorway? No, there's no vegetation you see up here. I have two ideas. I have an idea as well. Okay, go's no vegetation you see up here. I have two ideas.

I have an idea as well. Okay, go, Chris. Go, Gum-Gum. So it just ate an arm. It ate a whole sleek. What if we use some metal or rocks or immovable rod to keep the jaws from shutting? And then we can crawl through.

Well, you can't crawl through. This is not like an opening, right? This isn't like an opening to the door. Think of like the mouth of a statue. Oh, okay. I see two options here. One, mud, you turn into an octopus and put one of your mini arms into that.

And if you lose it, you just turn back into your humanoid form. If we didn't lose an arm, we lost a whole person. Okay, well then the other option is I take a leap of faith. I stick my metal arm in. Worst case scenario, it teleports me, but I don't like have physical damage because it's a metal arm. I have the two options. I

wholly support you sacrificing yourself. Okay. I feel bad. I need to make up for sacrificing Sleek. He didn't just save us. Okay. Bart, Gum Gum, any complaints with that? He says don't take yourself for granted. But it's myself like it's like a self-sacrifice

I feel like is what it's calling for. I know. I'm trying to figure out what the riddle is here. Like, why granted in particular? Don't take yourself for granted. Spectral chimes in and says, Well, I'm in favor of this plan. I don't want to leave Snake alone for too long

wherever he is. Yeah, I stick my metal arm in. You stick your metal arm in, and again, the jaws clamp down on your arm, and from everyone else's perspective, Kyborg disappears. What does Kyborg say? Well, I can't tell you that. Do you want to hop into another room and we can communicate? No, I do not want that.

I am befuddled. Spectral follows suit and sticks an arm in, and the same thing happens. Bart sticks his foot in because he can't risk injuring his loot-playing fingers. Moneymakers. Smart. Yeah, the jaws clamp down on which foot? Your left foot or your right foot?

Left foot. They clamp down on Bart's left foot. You yelp out in pain, and then from Mud and Gum-Gum's perspective, you disappear. Well I guess it's just me and you bud. Yep. How you want to do this? I guess we'll just jump in for charming. You know what no one's tried yet Gum-Gum? Their head. Maybe try that. Okay. Okay. You're- that's a good idea Mud Mud I think so too Okay

You're really using your head Gum Gum starts putting his head into the hole Okay, the jaws clamp down on your head, Gum Gum And you disappear, leaving Mud by himself Finally, a moment of peace Anyway, that's it for this episode of Tales of the Stinking Dragon. Mutt takes a long rest. Mutt thinks it over for a second and then places his plump buttocks into the mouth.

Nice. And he just whispers, bite me. They chomp down on you and you disappear. And you now see the same thing everyone else sees. By the way, I got to roll something real fast. Is it death? Who comes out without a limb? Everyone takes 37 points of necrotic damage from the jaws biting them.

Are you sure about that? Yeah, my middle arm? Yep, necrotic. Did you roll any dice for your short rest? Yeah, it gave me three extra HP. You can roll up to like 12 dice. Really? Yeah, 14.

Yeah. Mud, now that you let the jaws take a bite out of your rear end, you see the same thing everyone else sees. You all have entered an ornate dining hall with a roaring fire to the west, a long table down the center, and a large harpsichord to the north playing a wistful tune. Along the long table are several empty silver platters and chairs. In order to deal with this, we're going to go ahead and give everyone turns to act, and we're going to go by everyone's deck score to determine initiative.

So the order is going to be Kyborg, Bart, Mud, and Gum-Gum. At the lowest deck, sir. Yeah, I was shocked too. So, Kyborg, you notice at the table, you see your mother sitting down, and she looks rather cross with you. Am I like in a miniature version, or is this like me experiencing this?

You look at your arms, and you know, you see one metal arm and one natural arm, so you look as you expect yourself to look. Okay. I say, what's up, dream mama? I know you're not real. Whatever you're about to do to hurt me, it's not going to work

because I got the jump on you. All right? That's what I say to my anxiety every day. Kyborg, go ahead and roll me an insight check as well. Okay. 13. Okay. Yeah, you do feel how you said earlier.

She says, it's that classic bravado that keeps you from improving your marksmanship. I should take away all of your bows. You are not using them nearly as efficiently as you could. No, I'm good. I'm the best there is. You're not real. My mom wouldn't say that to me. Really? I've been watching you ever since those things that happened to me back home. And I've been nothing but disappointed in the choices you've made that have led you here.

Well, I'm going to act like this is opposite day, all right? So my mom would be being like, hey, I'm so proud of you. You're so wicked cool. You're not getting in my head. Kyborg's brain is an impenetrable fortress, and you're not getting in here, fake mom. Okay, we're going to go ahead

and go to the next in the initiative order. I like that Kyborg thinks that he's like rebuttaling this whole situation, but he became a child upon seeing his mom. I'm rubber, you're glue. What about some? He sticks to you. Hey, hey, you got to not let the demons take over in the head. That's what my therapist says.

Kyborg has a therapist in canon. It's Dr at him. No, I thought it was sleek. Bart, you see Omar and Simsoon sitting across from each other at the table, and they don't notice you. They're having a very heated argument with each other. No, don't get a divorce. No, sorry, Bart.

It's already done. We've decided. We're going to, Bart. It's already done. We've decided. We're going to split up. You just sit aside. We'll figure out who gets to keep you and who gets to keep your loot. How old am I in this vision? You look at yourself and you look how you expect yourself to look. This isn't real.

This isn't real. I refuse to believe it. You guys are figments of my imagination. My fathers love each other very much and their love will prevail all. I've known them for all of five minutes. Roll me an insight check, Bart. I rolled a 25. I actually have advantage.

Roll that one more time. Yeah. Okay. I got a 25 again. So yeah, you know, like you're saying right now that this doesn't seem right to you. Mud, you see Clay sitting at the table. He looks at you and says, Mud, but you aren't real. You're an illusion that was created and planted in my memories. No.

No. I am pretty sure I am the real deal and you're the fake one. Got him. No, that's not right. You're an illusion and you shouldn't have that badger. That's my badger. Give me gumbo. I will fight you to the death right now if you like.

Go ahead and make me an insight check. Try to steal my bloody badger. Oh, I rolled a seven. He says, you shouldn't be here. This will just cause confusion. I'm the true heir of the Bramblecrack throne, and that badger is mine. And Mud, you're very confused about all of this.

It's not making sense to you. You're pretty sure that Clay was the illusion, but what he's saying kind of makes sense to you. I don't like this game. I hold Gumbo tighter. Okay. Gum-Gum, you see an elderly orcish wizard who seems to be shriveling up and dying,

sitting at the table. Oh, my goodness. He says, Gum-Gum, help me. I'm running out of magic. Give me magic so that I may live. Okay. I pull out the wand and point it and roll. Can I do that?

Yes. Roll a D100. 35. Do me a favor, Gum-Gum. Roll me another D100. Another D100? Yeah, the first D100 has options that you need to roll for.

Okay. 94. You point the wand at him and activate it and a rat appears next to the old man. And he says, That doesn't help me, Gum-Gum. Here, give me the wand.

Give me all your magic items. Put them close to me so I may live. Okay, I know the perfect way to do that. And I go and I hug him. Okay, yeah, that's good. Make me an insight. Check, Gum-Gum. 19.

Wow. Okay, you go up and give him a hug, but something feels wrong about the hug. Maybe it's because he's shriveled up, but the hug doesn't feel like you're really not wrapping your arms around a person. Like he's not real. Or smaller than he should be. Just like something feels wrong about it. And then the rat hops up and begins giving you a hug. Like the rat does?

Yeah. Is this a little rat? It's a regular-sized rat. I don't know if it's little or big. Regular size. Are you telling me the truth? The rat hops on your head and begins pulling at your hair. In what direction? In the direction to give a more firm hug. I squeeze tighter.

Are you telling the truth? I'll say at this point, we'll go back around to the top. Kyborg, roll me one more insight check just for fun. Insight. It's an eight. Should I lucky that? Is that worth it? Feels like no.

That's up to you. I'm going to go with no. My boss told me no. Was your boss lame? We're looking at probably a bit of an encounter for the rest of this, uh, this whole episode and proceeding beyond that. So maybe we save our superpower that lets us reroll really important dice.

Okay. Okay. No luck. You roll. It's an eight. Was that Troy Aikman? It was, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was. We never make sports references here. Why are you making a sports reference out of nowhere? Cause it's a 90s sports reference. Sports? Sports. You're conflicted.

On one hand, you feel like you're very confident your mother would never do this. But on the other hand, hearing these things kind of triggers old feelings of insecurity from being a child and being separated from your mother and wanting to have her around and to impress her. So you feel very conflicted about what's going on. Bart, go ahead and make me an insight check as well. You're better than me. I got a 12, but it's plus 13. I'll do it again because I got advantage.

My second roll was a three. So 12 plus 13 is 25. Yeah, this is entirely wrong. Nothing about this is right. You feel very confident that this is not what's really happening. Bart yells out, you're not my real dad. What happens if I try to touch somebody like Omar or Simsoon on the arm? Oh, you want to try that? Which one do you want to touch?

Oh, just for reference, if you don't remember, Omar was the halfling and Simsoon was the dragonborn. I'll try Simsoon. Okay, yeah, you reach out your hand to touch Simsoon, and both he and Omar disappear. What's left? What you see in its place is almost like a bluish skeletal apparition, and it makes a laughing noise. And at this point, the things, the visions that everyone was seeing,

they all disappear, and all the people you were seeing are replaced by these bluish skeletal apparitions that all begin laughing in a very creepy manner. I start laughing as well. I say, ha ha ha ha ha ha, I knew it! And I say, I knew my dads weren't getting a divorce. That wasn't very nice. And I squeeze so hard that I try and crack them.

Skeleton? Yeah. Skellington? You can't get a grasp on it. It's like, I would say ethereal, but you're in the ethereal plane. It's, you know, non-corporeal. Like ghostly? Yeah.

But the rat is there, and it gets scared, and it runs away. No. Should we just follow the plot line of this rat for the rest of the episode? I've just been thinking about Rakakuni from Everything Everywhere All at Once a lot lately. Oh, yeah. To the far north, you see a man with his back to you, seated at the harpsichord, playing a wistful tune. He's wearing a tattered top hat, black suit, and a red ascot.

Without turning around, he says, Welcome, welcome. Oh, I do love visitors. Please, don't be shy. Come in and take a seat. Dinner will be along shortly. Who is it? Is it Hugh? It's gotta be Hugh. Do you recognize the voice?

You recognize the voice and the trappings of Hugh Manor. Hugh recognize the voice? Hey. Can I take a shot? Are we all back together? If you want. Yeah. You all see each other. As well as, you realize now when you were seeing your visions, you didn't see each other. But now you all see each other as well as spectral and sleep.

I turn to Bart and I go, I'm real, right? Bart tries to hug Mud. Yeah, you hug him and you put your arms around him. Do I have to make an animal handling role for that? I'm not an animal. I'm a fear bug. He's in fear bug form right now. Gum Gum joins the group

hug because he feels pretty crappy about his last hug. I'm taking a shot with the longer bow crystalline. Just to make sure that that's really human or ha ha ha ha. You know, you reach for your longbow, bring it out, aim it, but you realize your longbow crystalline is not there.

It's missing. Oh! I didn't even give it to him. What the heck? It's gone. I smack Fart's butt and give him guidance. Thank you. Well, I have the opportunity with a hug. A hug.

It's a little more than a hug. My kind of hug. The blue ghost-like beings, the skeletal beings that you saw, are pointing at the chairs at the table. They're like pointing at you and then point at the chairs. I point at them. Do you want us to sit in the chairs,

creepy skeleton men? Do you want us to hit you with a chair? The one you're addressing, Bart, nods. What's your plan, Hugh Manor? I take that as he wants me to hit him with a chair. I pick up the chair and hit him with it. Yes. You pick up the chair and hit him with it. Yes.

You pick up the chair and take a swing at it, but it phases almost out of existence as the chair connects with it and then fades back in. And it puts its hand in front of you and waggles a finger in a disapproving manner. These things, we can't touch them. I think we have established that. No, I know. I was just... And don't go.

Okay, cool. Mud decides to play along to see this through and sits down at the chair. Bart, I know. I was just being painful. Okay, cool. Mud decides to play along to see this through and sits down at the chair. Bart also sits down. I take the chair, I flip it around, cool teacher style, and that's how I sit in the chair. I'm really attitudey about this. In my head, the chair was like

one of those tall, back, ornate chairs, and so it's just kind of like we're turning around, just facing a chair back. Let's rap. It is. It's a very fancy chair and a very fancy table. It's very high-backed. And it's also, like, if you've ever tried to do that with the chairs that have, like, the

armrests that connect to the chair, so, like, feeding your legs through those holes, like, it's not cool. Like doing a split. It's also ornately carved, so Kyborg is staring at, like, the face of a dragon that's carved into the back of the chair. I never realized how much more I like Kyborg when I can't see his face. Can I punch the top of the chair to make it to where I can see over it?

Yeah. Roll a d20. Do, like, an unarmed strike. 19 with my modifier. Oh, okay, yeah. You connect very solidly with the chair and punch it and do a good amount of damage. It doesn't break, but you feel very good about it. Turn your buddy's hair around.

Gum-Gum sees this, thinks now we're attacking the chairs, and takes his axe and just slices a chair down the middle. Yeah, you reach for your axe to pull it out and slice the chair, but you realize your axe is also missing. Okay, after my little teenager fit, I spin my chair around and sit there properly. But I put my feet on the table. What does Gum Gum do? Gum Gum's like,

okay, and sits down. Hugh finishes his song, stands and turns around to take a bow while tipping his hat. Thank you, thank you, you're too kind. First of all, what a pleasure it is to have you all back for another soiree. I appreciate you all making time to come in on such short notice.

You all hear a little bell ringing in the distance. Ah, that must be our first course. Suddenly sizzling meats appear on silver platters along the table. What a spread! This is far too large a feast for us. We need more guests. Three people appear seated at the end of the table near Hugh. The first is a female, blue-scaled pescarian with a pierced eyebrow wearing a feathered captain's hat. The second is a red-scaled kobold wearing a leather waistcoat and a jeweler's magnifying loop. The third is a young female half-elf wearing an ascot and a double

breasted cloak. All three people seem to be chained to their seats, but they appear wispy and transparent as if they're ghosts. It's Marge, Dr. Hem, and Meld. Now, isn't that better? Allow me to introduce to you Captain Margerine Oriel,

Dr. Accutarius H. Emeritusian, and Meld Manor, of course, my daughter. Come, come, let's not let the food get cold. Dig in. No, it's gum gum. Captain Marge begins to weep, and Hugh begins stroking his Van Dyke beard and smiles. Pay her no mind. You must be famished. Go ahead. Try

our delicious meats. Is it human? This guy's a cannibal, right? It's human. What are we eating? I'm very picky. Bart's on a diet. Can't you tell? And he slaps his big fat stomach. He makes a little beat with it. My little chub.

Let's just say this is some of the finest food from the ocean. Wait, that doesn't give us the details. When you serve someone food, just tell them what you're serving them. Wait, are these our crewmates from the Jebediah? You can't answer. He's shoveling huge globs of meat into his mouth and chewing with juices running down his chin. I have a feeling these are sailors. Can I throw some of the meat at Hugh and say,

Food fight! Yeah, if you want to. I do want to. Okay, make a dexterity check to see if you can hit him with it. I rolled a seven. You pick up a fistful of meat and toss it at Hugh Manor, but it goes a little wide and does not connect with him. He barely gives it a glance as it flies past him.

What do you want from us other than us to eat people? I just want you all to be good guests and enjoy the fine spread I've prepared for you. This is horrifying. Yeah, what's your game here, you psycho? You're weird, man. Hugh tucks a napkin into his collar, violently rips off another piece of meat from a nearby platter. His yellowish teeth tear into sinew and juices dribble down his bearded chin. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Delectable.

But what's a dinner party without a conversation? Bart, I recently heard rumors that Captain Marge had several unexpected vacancies in her crew roster. Do you know anything about this? You know, Hugh, somehow I think I do. You're a monster, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Well, I heard they simply couldn't make ends meet. All right, now I'm a fan of a pun myself, good sir, but not in this capacity.

Hugh takes another bite of the grizzly meat before him. Captain Marge bursts into tears. Gum-Gum. Yeah. I trust you finally uncovered the truth about your parents, right? No. You did, Gum-Gum. You remember your dad's, your dad has a name now.

We know the name. Yeah, but I don't know where he is. Oh. I can see you require simple explanations. Okay. So listen closely. Yeah. They didn't want you.

Isn't that right, Meld? Haven't you been searching for your mother, Sadate, all this time? And where is she, hmm? And here I am, your father after all, providing for you, keeping you safe. Where's my thanks? Why don't you unchain me and I'll show you my thanks, you murderous psychopath. Yeah, get him, Mel. Yeah.

Now, now, family is important. Isn't that right, Kyborg? If only you knew who the real villain of your story was. Isn't that right, Doctor? Sorry, what? Kyborg, I don't know if you can hear me, but it's not what it sounds. Mud. Ah, Mud. I seem to recall a time when I needed your help,

but you failed at diplomacy, and it cost me dearly. I'd ask if you remember, but that's a tall order for someone with your muddled memory. Is he holding, like, a utensil of any kind? Sure, he's got a fork in his hand. I cast Heat Metal on it. Nice. Yeah, you cast Heat Metal

on the fork, and he very quickly puts it down. He's like, ooh, ouchie. Gumbo sticks his tongue out at you, Manor. Well, let's just say I'm feeling generous today. I'm willing to give you a second chance, Mud. Everyone's surroundings blur with blue and purple mist, and the dining hall around you suddenly appears decayed and run down.

Captain Marge, Dr. Ahem, and Melt look at you, and you realize that you're back in the material plane. Convince me, Mud. Of what? Convince me, Mud. Of what? Convince me not to kill Dr. Ahem right here. After all, I've never tasted kobold before. Hugh grabs the shackled doctor from behind and lifts him out of his chair with one hand.

With his other hand, Hugh unsheathes his sword and holds it to Dr. Ahem's torso. It's all right, Mud. Everything will be... Silence, old man! It's Mud's turn to talk. I'm waiting. Alright, listen. I get that everybody has their own little kinks and quirks and I'm not here to yuck anybody's young, but I feel like there's a better way to go about trying to find different

cuisine than to just go gallivanting around this entire land eating people. I mean, do you seriously want to be the guy that is the people eater? Like, is that what you really want to be? Or is that just like the story that you're stuck with right now? It's not good PR. I agree. It ain't too far gone to just turn this around and like maybe not be the cannibal, which seems like that should be an easy choice.

Could be a vegan. Make me a persuasion check, Mud. I have an idea. Uh, persuasion check. I'm using my inspiration die. That was an 11. Can I smack my butt too? Am I allowed to do that?

Maybe act like you heard something funny and do a knee slapping thing. I know it's after the fact, so you can say no. Uh, no, no, no. Okay. Ah, much better. Twenty. Yeehaw. Hugh Manor seems to really consider your words. Hmm. I suppose the doctor's not exactly

in his prime. Perhaps I should go for someone younger. Dr. Ahem grapples with the blade, but a sword thrusts into his stomach. The kobold grunts with pain as his waistcoat slowly reddens. Should have stuck with your cat. Dr. Ahem plunges the blade even further and Hugh cries out. Dr. Ahem collapses to the ground and Hugh looks down to see a pool of blood staining his own shirt.

You stabbed me, you son of a- The front door slams open, and a blade flies out from a gloved hand and pierces Hugh squarely in the throat. Hugh falls to the floor, gagging as blood spurts from his neck. Paralyte steps through the doorway. Joke on that, you monster! Bart stands up in his chair and starts

applauding. Queen! My queen! I get up and make sure that I, like, hold down Hugh and make sure that he's not going anywhere. Yeah, he seems like he's not really protesting. He's reaching at his neck like he's trying to press on the hole that now exists in it. Does this hurt? Does it hurt when I do this?

And I poke at the knife and I wiggle it and be like, do you need this out? Does this need to go out? God. My fault was quickly. Did Dr. Ahem stab himself and then Hugh? Right. He, like, pulled the sword further through so that it went through and also sliced it to Hugh as well. Was he maybe, like, mind-bended or something?

No, that was his way of stabbing Hugh as well as a sacrifice. Yeah. Unless y'all have a healing thing, I'm going to do something. I'd love to see you heal. I go up and I have the boon of recovery pin. From like episode like three? Yeah. So I can use that.

What does it do? You can use a bonus action to regain a number of hit points equal to half your hit point maximum. Once you use this boon, you can't use it again. It's really good. That's my best healing item. I want to save Dr. M. Yeah. I have a mass cure wounds.

Is the phrasing that you can use it on someone else? It says you can use a bonus action to regain a number of hit points equal to half your hit points. Seems like self. Loose. Loose. Paralite dashes over to Dr. Ahem and leans down by his side. You, you came back. I'm here.

I'm, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for so many things. How much I hurt you. How much I took away from you. How much I never said. You lost your way, Luz. But you're here now. A tear trickles down Paralite's face as she looks up at you all. Is there anything we can do?

Yes. Yeah, I mean, I cast Wither and Bloom. What's that? Wither and Bloom, you invoke both death and life upon a 10-foot radius sphere centered on a point within range. Each creature within your choice in the area must make a constitution. That's the negative parts. In addition, one creature of your choice in the area can spend and roll one of its unspent hit dice and regain a number of hit points equal to the roll plus your spellcasting modifier.

Okay. And at higher levels, the number of hit dice that can be spent and added to the healing roll increased by one for each slot above second. Cast it at five. So four hit die. Does that work? Yeah. So I rolled the hit die then.

Yes. Okay. And then could I also cure wounds? Hugh also takes 22 necrotic damage. Yes, you can, Bart. And you said it was five? Yeah. Okay. It seems to ease his pain. He seems to be a little more comfortable. And you wanted to do something as well, Bart?

Yeah, could I run over to him and hold him and go, it's gonna be alright. And then I cast cure wounds on him, which is 4d8 plus 4 healing. Yeah, I think you rolled that one. Yes. Alright, that is 22 healing points plus 4 healing. Yeah, I think you rolled that one. Yes. All right. That is 22 healing points. Okay. And both Bart and Mud, each of you roll, let's say an Arcana check.

11. 8. Mud, since, you know, you just cast Wither and Bloom, that's kind of like a combination necromancy and life spell, you know, it kind of encompasses all of it. That kind of opens up your senses to that and you realize that the sword that Hugh Manor was using is some kind of magic sword from the

Shadowmane that wields necromancy power. And you see that black veins are starting to show up all around the wound on Dr. Ahem's body. I think we gotta say our goodbyes. Mud? Mud?

My, how much you've grown. Both as a druid and a fearbolg. You truly are fearless and even more fierce a friend. Look after them, Mud.

Your friends need you now more than ever. I've got to look after these guys now. Is this what you're going to put on me on your deathbed here, mate? Wait, he's dying? Yeah, go, go, he's dying. But? Doctor? You may not have grown quite as much.

I thought his deathbed, he's got a short joke. No, he's got some zingers. But your family certainly has. But your majestic music and tender heart inspire us all every day. We all look

up to you, Bart. Thank you, Doctor. Captain Marge approaches and starts patting you on the shoulder, Bart. Aye, aye. I didn't know where my real parents were, but you've been like a father to me, Doctor Ahem. Kyborg.

I'm mindlessly playing with the knife that's still inhuman, and I'm like, yes, Doctor, yes. Kydalius, there's so much I want to say to you. First, you should know that he was cast aside. We both were. Our parents didn't want us. In their eyes, we weren't Draconic. I tried my best to be a brother and a father to him.

I wanted to build a life for him. But if I had known the vengeance that was still in his heart, I never would have built Guardarius those arms. Guardarius? I... I'm sorry, Qyborg.

I was too late, and I'm sorry, Kaiborg. I was too late, and I'm sorry. I hope someday you'll forgive me. That sucks to hear. Who's Quadarius? Quadarius is Quadrin. He made Quadrin. You should forgive him. I recognize that he's passing,

and I don't want him to die with him thinking I hate him. So I say in Draconic, rest in peace, my friend. Bart sheds a tear. Gum Gum. Yeah? Are you there? I'm right here. Gum Gum, everywhere you go, you see friends waiting to happen.

You bring people together, particularly with hugs. The truth is, you don't need all that other stuff. Wands, nor potions, nor whistles. enough wands, nor potions, nor whistles. You are magical, just as you are. No, no, no, no. Stay with us. Please, don't go.

Hansel, don't go. And with that, Dr. Acuterius Hansel, Emeritusian breathes his last breath. No! Sounds sad. Gum Gum's crying and hugging him. I hugged Gumbo. And it's an ugly cry.

Do we hear that? I close Dr. Ham's eyes, and then I walk back over to Hugh, and I just kind of give him a couple of kicks. I'm pretty upset. I just found out that Dr. Ahem made Quadrant. That really sucks. He didn't mean to make him bad.

I know. I'm making it about me, but, uh. Yeah, you are. Yeah, I know. Meld chimes in at this point. Look, I wish we had more time to grieve, but I'm afraid this is the 11th hour. Entropa forced the doctor and I to work separately so neither of us would know what we were constructing. He threatened the lives of all the people we ever knew and loved. We had to build it. I'm sorry.

What'd you do? What'd you build? Clang. Clang. Clang. Kaboom! The back wall of the room explodes open and shrapnel flies in every direction, nearly knocking you all to your knees. Gum Gum, you look down and amongst the splinters you notice familiar toys at your feet. Plush flowers and stuffed fruit now torn and shredded on the ground. You raise your eyes and see fluffy clouds quickly brushing across the night sky. Before you are rows and rows of radiant flowers, vines, and other plants, but at the far end of the garden stands a dark figure with bloodshot eyes.

The time is nigh infinite. Behold, your true savior has arrived. I will wipe the world of its arcane bondage and once again restore freedom to the far corners of Phaser. The figure steps forward from the shadows. You see Entropa, his entire body gleaming in crimson red armor. Each plate of armor shimmers with a unique diadem. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue. He raises a crimson crown onto his head, and it glints with the indigo diadem in the center. If you simply bow before me, I will offer mercy to you and those you hold dear.

If not, just say the magic word. Please? I don't know any other magic words. Where are we supposed to know the magic word? I don't know. Maybe I say instead I'll bow to you, and I draw my longer bow. You still don't have your bow, but

you do see it. It's near the harpsichord that Hugh Manor was sitting at previously. So are we going to fight this guy? I think we should fight this guy. So wait, who all is in the room? Justin Tropa? We're out now. Well, you're still in the room. It's just the back wall has exploded and you can kind of see beyond the farmhouse

as well. Mud pushes everybody back and says, I got this. He walks forward. He approaches Entropa with an open hand out forward and does kind of a fake little kneel, but then comes back up and says, get bent. Bye, Em. Eat a cow, man. What do you want from us besides the bow?

Either bow or say the magic word. Any clue what the magic word might be? Alakazam. We are failing miserably at this word game. Why doesn't everyone roll initiative? I guess we don't have a lot of score. That's a three. 24.

13. 21. How did you roll a the last score. That's a three. 24. 13. 21. How did you roll a three, John? I rolled a one. Is your initiative just plus two? Yep. Wow. All right.

And Tropa would actually be first, but just seems to be standing there watching, almost like with a smug attitude. So that means Kyborg, you're up, and then Gum-Gum. Okay. So we're actually fighting him. You're not going to do an episode break where it's like, find out next time. We still have time. Okay. All right.

I take a shot with my hand cannon. I say is the magic words, pull my finger, and then my hand falls down and a bullet flies out. That's pretty good. All right. Yeah. Go ahead and make that attack. Okay. Ooh, 17 plus 5. 22.

Yeah, that would hit. The lead cannonball fires out directly at Entropa, striking Entropa, doing 46 bludgeoning and 46 fire, so pachow. Ugh. 8 and 10. 18. Alright, yeah, the cannonball strikes true,

doing 18 points of damage to Entropa. He needs to do a DC 16 strength saving throw or be knocked prone. All right. Saved. Okay. And then I move to my longbow to go gather that. That's not too far away. You're able to quickly close that distance and gather your belongings.

Okay. And then once I get that, I say, forever winter! And now Entropa is my mortal enemy. Okay. And then once I get that, I say, Forever Winter! And now Entropa is my mortal enemy. Okay. What a twist. So I have advantage on him and I have cold damage.

So I'm going to roll that and that's a 25 and a 27. Hit. Okay. Here's the piercing. 11 plus I do 46 cold damage. Not bad.

18. The arrow strikes Entropa and gets lodged in the armor Plus I do 46 cold damage. Not bad. 18. The arrow strikes Entropa and gets, you know, lodged in the armor that Entropa's wearing. And you see it kind of frost over just a little bit from that cold damage. Okay. And then I don't know if, oh, oh, we did, we did a short rest. So I have arcane arrows. So I'm going to do a, I'm going to do a grasping arrow on this one creature hit by the

star takes 2d6 poison damage speed is reduced by 10 feet and it takes 2d6 slashing damage every time it moves one foot or more so I'm going to do the initial attack it's a 23 and a 21 23 yeah that hits okay here's the piercing you have good modifiers to your attack rolls 9 plus

4d6 alright that's 22 for cold damage. Hell yeah. That's good. 2d6 for poison damage. Four. Okay. And then, yeah, once again, that was a grasping arrow.

So do I need to make a save on that? The brambles last for one minute until you use this option again, or until any creature uses an action to remove them with an athletics check, DC 12. Okay, so the brambles are just there yeah okay that's my three attacks that's record timing can i use whatever range or time that i have left in remaining movement to to move away or is that gonna yeah you could move away you're not in any sort of attack of opportunity range okay i'm gonna put as much

distance as i can with the remaining speed that i have left. All right, yeah, so you put some distance between yourself and Entropa just to be on the safe side of things. That means it is Gum-Gum's turn and then Bart. So how did they seem to react to everything? You know, the cannonball hit, the arrows hit, the armor. It seems like it's doing some damage, but Entropa largely seems unfazed so far. And the die gems, where are they in relation to each individual armor piece right it's like each of the pieces of armor has uh different die gems

in them and the crown on atropa's head has uh one as well sorry to cut in is this dr ahem's armor that he was building that was like we powered it with uh shaman seuss's thing it's hard to say it might be it's a similar design but you don't know if that's because it's that same one or because maybe Dr. Ahem had a hand in making this as well. Understood. Which of the die gems on him would be the most readily accessible? Just the purple ones on the crown, isn't it?

Indigo, but yeah, purple. Well, I'm going to start. Wait, do I have my stuff or I need to go grab that too? You can grab it. It's not too far away. Okay. I'll grab my stuff and I'll rage. That's a three and a five.

I can either summon a flump or forceful rebuke. Hmm. I guess I'll do forceful rebuke. Whenever a creature hits me, they get 1d6 force damage. And then I want to recklessly attack, but I really want to try and grab his crown. Or if you would let me, use the immovable rod to teleport right next to him and grab his crown. Well, yeah.

How do you want to approach it? Well, can I do that with my action? Like use immovable rod and then just grab it. Like, so I'm like right where he wouldn't expect me and I'd just be able to grab it. Yeah, you can give that a try. What's the range on the immovable rod? I never remember. As far as...

You teleport 40 feet. 40 feet, yeah. Yeah, you might have to use some of your movement to get a little closer, but you should be able to try that. That's fine. Okay. What's your aim here with it? I'm taking his powerful stone things. So he's trying to teleport near Entropa's head to grab at the crimson crown.

And the one that has the indigo diagem in it. Gotcha. All right. You blink out of existence and reappear in the air near Entropa's head. Make a dexterity check to see if you can reach out and grab the crown. Okay, and I want to do this recklessly. Can you do that with like a touch? If it's an attack, then I can first attack on my turn.

You can decide to attack recklessly. Okay. Don't do reckless touches. Ask for consent. I will say it gives you advantage on melee weapon attack rolls. Okay. Yeah, I would say it doesn't apply to like touching something like this. So that's 17.

Okay. Yeah, you pop into existence right by Entropa's head, reach out and grab at the crown. But as you do, Entropa itself disappears as well and then teleports back into the position where you were previously, Gum-Gum. And just wags a finger back and forth as if to tell you no.

And that's specifically when he tried to grab the crown. Right. Or I guess it's like when Gum-Gum disappeared and then reappeared. So is Entropa like next to us now? Yeah, Entropa's much closer, like in the midst of all of you since that's where Gum-Gum was. Great. Great, great, cool. Do I have another

attack then? Does that count as one attack or what? Reaching out to try to grab at it. We'll just call that a bonus action. Okay, well, then I'm going to run this time to him and recklessly attack with my axe. All right, sure. Yeah, go for it. Can I aim at wherever the die gems are?

The other ones? Called shot? Normally we don't do called shots. So I'll say no. Just because that's a whole other kind of worms. Okay. Gum-Gum has worms. I rolled a 29 and a 22.

So we'll take the 29 because it's reckless. So yeah, that does hit. So yeah, go ahead and roll your damage. That's 17 points of slashing damage. And I'll do it once again. All right. Kill, Gum-Gum, kill. That's a 15 to hit.

For this attack, it misses. Entropa sees this one coming and just very quickly steps out of the way and your swing goes wide, missing. Okay. That's okay, Gum-Gum. Okay. Sorry.

And that's it. Okay. We got Bart and then Mud. So he's actually taking the damage when he gets hit, right? You think so. It's hard to tell, but it seems like, you know,

armor's getting scraped or, you know, hard to tell, but it seems like, you know, armor's getting scraped or, you know, arrows are sticking. And it seems like, yes. Okay. There's no way to know for sure. But specifically when Gumman went for the crown, he did that little teleportation trick. Yes.

Okay. Do I have my daggers on me? You do not, but you can retrieve them from the same cache where everyone's items were over by the harpsichord. Yeah, can I just grab my items out of there? Yeah. Shreya, do you want to play on the harpsichord really quick for us?

As he's picking up his items, he does a little strum. Just to hear some music. May I'm a Bart. What do you think a harpsichord is, Blaine? I was thinking of like a cool guitar or something. Nope, not a harpsichord. Nope. Never mind.

Think of the old timey. Well, angels. No, it's a piano that doesn't sustain any of its sound. So it's that like very, think of a Victorian sounding piano. Old. Does anything happen when Bart plays an instrument? Oh, you actually do it? Yeah. Sorry, I thought you were just goofing around. You make some beautiful music. Play a little scale. old does anything happen when bart plays an instrument oh you actually do it yeah sorry i

thought you were just goofing around you make some beautiful music play a little scale but no uh nothing we all get 50 temporary hp points that's crazy he didn't even tap his toe he didn't even tap his toe entropa says not music my one weakness no we. Finally, my time to shine. Could I attack Entropa with my dagger? Yeah. Yes. Do some melee action from Bart here. Can I reroll that?

Have I cast a spell since we had a hug and I patted his butt? I did. I did Wither and Bloom. Dang it. So that was a 12 from Bart. Bart was maybe a little overly excited. The emotions ran high. He charges in pat his butt. I did. I did wither and bloom. Dang it. So that was a 12 from Bart. Bart was maybe a little overly excited. The emotions ran high. He charges in with his dagger and misses his strike at Entropa.

Trips over Humanor's corpse. Great. So it didn't connect. Do you have a cool bonus action you could do? There was. I was going to do a bonus action based off me hitting someone with a ranged attack or sorry with a melee. Yeah. So I guess I will do my mantle of inspiration. bonus action based off me hitting someone with a ranged attack or sorry with a melee yeah so i guess i will do my mantle of inspiration okay so as a bonus action i spend one use of bardic inspiration

to grant everyone 11 temp hp thank you thank you and i can give it to four creatures so could i give it to meld absolutely okay i'm gonna give that to meld as well. And then you guys could also immediately use your reaction to move up to your speed without provoking opportunity attacks if you want. Paralyte chimes in and says, Thanks. Oh, you're strong. Only killed a bad guy. Yeah. How far is Entropa from me?

Really close, like 5-10 feet. Because after Entropa teleported and swapped spots with Gum Gum. I'm not moving. Is that it for you, Bart? Yeah, I can't do anything else. So you did a lot. The healing helps.

For movement, can Kyborg move to the outside through the wall that Entropa broke? Yeah, you absolutely can do that. Okay. I'm going to do that. Just get some distance. Mud looks at Entropa and looks at Bart and sees that Bart tried his hardest and really went in there for a dagger hit and then gave us some temp HP and turns to Bart and goes, Bart, let me give you a boost.

I don't know. I don't know what good that'll do right now. It's not my turn. Mud casts summon Draconic Spirit and makes a metallic dragon appear underneath Bart in a way that Bart is now riding the dragon. Cool. Would you say that this dragon is worth...

Would you say it's a statuette of a dragon worth at least 500 gold pieces? Well, I used my statuette of a dragon worth 500 gold pieces to summon it, but it is a metallic dragon, which some might say that's a statue. No. Okay.

Anyways, he summons the draconic spirit and makes a dragon appear underneath Bart because we need more dragons in this story. Kyborg in draconic says, holy moly. So now this dragon's my friend and Bart's friend and like my other summon creatures gets to take its turn after me. But I'm not done with my turn.

Since I am right on top of Entropa, I actually get right in Entropa's space and Mud does a trick that Mud's never done before, which is uses a power called Elemental Wild Shape. I can expend two uses of Wild Shape.

I assume it's a bonus action and I can expend them both at the same time. Yes, Gus? That sounds like it to me. Okay. And turns into a Fire Elemental. And the great thing about a Fire Elemental is that I can occupy the same space as an enemy

and immediately do damage just by being in their space without an action. Like fire damage from the elemental aspect? Yeah. The elemental can enter a hostile creature's space and stop there the first time it enters a creature's space on a turn. That creature takes 1d10 fire damage and catches fire. Until someone takes an action to douse the fire, the creature takes 1d10 fire damage at the start of each of its turns. Nice. I'm going to roll 1d10 for fire damage.

All right. That's a one. Cool. Not the best. But now Entropa's on fire. Yes. And at the start of every of Entropa's turns, there will be an additional d10 damage.

Correct. Okay. Plus he's in those brambles. Do you want me to resolve my dragon now? Yes. For reference, he teleported out of the brambles. Do you want me to resolve my dragon now? Yes. For reference, he teleported out of the brambles, remember? Dragon gets to take a multi-attack. The dragon makes a number of rend attacks

equal to half the spell's level, and it uses breath weapon. So I take three rend attacks. Okay. And then dragon breath. Rend is a melee weapon attack, your spell attack modifier to hit, and it takes 1d6 plus 4

plus the spell's level piercing damage. So I'm going to roll for attack. I rolled a 9. Your spell attack modifier, which is plus 10, so 19. That is a miss. Whoa. A 19's a miss? Mm-hmm.

That's not fun. All right, I'm going to roll it two more times. That's a 20. That's a miss? No, that's a 21. That's a hit. I found it! I found it, everybody! Way to go, guys! And I'm just going to roll since I've already got my hand over the D20

for the next rend. That's a 17. Miss. Miss. Dang it. So then 1d6 plus 4 plus the spell's level, which is 7th level spell. 1d6 6 10 17 damage. Okay. plus four plus the spell's level, which is seventh level spell. One, D, six, six, 10. Oh, that's better.

17 damage. Okay. And then my last thing he gets to do is he gets to do breath weapon. The dragon exhales destructive energy in a 30-foot cone. Each creature in that area must make a dexterity saving throw against your spell.

The dex save is 18. Creature takes 2D6 damage of a type this dragon has resistance to. Your choice on a failed save or half as much. I rolled a 14 plus my modifier. I made the save. Okay. I guess we don't know what this guy...

He's wearing a suit. I'll go fire. Keep going fire. 2d6. Oh, bad. Roll five. Okay. So what's half of that? Two. Five. Okay. So what's half of that?

Two. So two. I was actually saying what's half of that while I was looking to see if there's any more pluses to add to it. Okay. Got it. A valiant assaulting for knights. But I wonder, what can you offer me when I take away your precious arcana? What can you offer me when I take away your precious Arcana? And I will not cry no more.

A red shockwave blasts from Entropa and all at once you feel power drain from your body. Colors seem to fade, flowers seem to wilt, and you feel it. That extra spark of life just isn't there anymore. Entropa offers you a crooked smile. Now it's my turn. Entropa opens his mouth creating a dark void around Mud. Mud, you become petrified and take 112 cold damage. Mud's down. Entropa tears a rift in space with his finger. He summons raw energies from another plane and conjures a kinetic energy weapon in the shape of a giant great axe he swings it in a great arc hitting kyborg doing 152 points of damage

what kind of damage it is force give to the kermack shoot and just looks at you, Bart, and just says, Die! And you fall to the ground. Entropa looks at you, Gum-Gum, and says, Any last words, mortal? I don't say anything. I go over and run to Bart and try and give him a heal potion. I just ignore him. As you begin running, you're not sure what happens,

but Gum-Gum, you fall to your knees, and the last thing you hear is Entropa howling with laughter. Everything around you fades to white. And after a brief moment of blindness, your eyes start to make out blurry shapes around you. Gum-Gum, you feel overwhelmed, but safe and warm. You see a mountain with seven plateaus in the distance, and you notice your body isn't physically here, only your spirit. You know you've been here before, it's Mount Celestia, and a familiar voice echoes around you.

A brilliant array of rainbow-colored showers before you, like a waterfall of light. Your eyes slowly adjust to the dazzling display, and words seem to fail what you see. The best you can muster is a celestial deity more beautiful than a field of flowers and more radiant than a thousand sunsets. Her skin shimmers between colors like a kaleidoscope, her hair blazes like never-ending flame, and her eyes glimmer like a pair of full moons. I am Seren Dino. Architect of Arcana, Unifier of Lands, Queen of all the Facebook,

You fire of lands, queen of all of Facebook, and proud mother of you, my son. What? I mean, I didn't hear that, but... What? What? My dear boy, I can only imagine the myriad of questions you must have, so I will try to explain as much as I can. But I'm afraid time is against us, and a crucial decision must be made. It was many, many moons ago when Faesa was one land, its people united under my kingdom. My love for Faesa was so great that I bequeathed the world a gift.

The gift of arcana, in the form of six magical cores. You know them as Diagents. There was one Phason that stood amongst the rest, an orc with world-renowned wisdom, and a spirit freer than any in the land, Geridor R. I spent many years with Geridor, and each day we fell more and more in love with another. As a gift, I crafted him a wondrous wand, the same wand you now possess, the Wand of the Wise Are. Geridor traveled throughout Vesa and eagerly taught the various schools of magic to anyone willing to learn. But soon his excitement turned to interpretation.

anyone willing to learn. But soon his excitement turned to interpretation. Geridor began to hear stories and bear witness to people manipulating magic to control others, wielding spells as weapons, all in an effort to gain power. Meanwhile, we had both

built a life for ourselves in Faeser, including a home and even conceiving a child of our own. We named you after your father's father, Galindo. But I always fancied calling you by your nickname, Gum-Gum. Over time, your father's heart became encumbered with bitterness and resentment. He regretted teaching people the ways of magic and was convinced that I needed to withdraw magic from the world,

that people weren't ready for it. In his eyes, it was all a mistake, but I felt Faiza needed more time, mentorship, and guidance. Unfortunately, Geridor just couldn't see it. It wasn't long before we went our separate ways, and I continued to lurk after you on Dynastie Island. But Garator? He was never able to let it go. His bitterness grew to rage, and that rage all but consumed him. One night, he somehow managed to lure you outside our home, away from my protection. He used you as a bargaining chip, threatening to take your life. In exchange, he wanted my crown that housed Diogenes. This crown.

Dyer reaches up to her blazing hair and a brilliant white crown appears around her head. She takes it off and holds it out. This is yours, Gangon. You are the rightful heir of the Diadem of Diogenes. But that night, I gave Eridor the crown to spare your life. Once he wore the Diadem, Geridor nearly matched my own celestial power. A relentless battle waged until we were both exhausted. In the end, I finally managed to imprison him, but at a great cost to you, to Faiza, and to myself.

It took every last bit of my strength to save your life, but it meant Faiza would fall apart, the Diagems would be scattered, and I would have to depart to the material plane. But now you're here, which means your father has returned, and he has the means to eradicate magic from Faeser. And so my dear Gum-Gum, you have a choice. You can choose to stay here, and take your rightful place among celestial deities, and spend all of eternity with me, your mother.

Or... You can take this diadem, return to the material plane as immortal, save your friends, and stop your father in trouble. The choice is yours. Oh. No big deal. He just got Darth Vader'd. Oh, no.

Find out what Gum Gum's choice is in the next episode of Tales from the Stinky Dragon. Your dad's Entropa. That's messed up, bro. Chris, give us a, that's not true that's impossible i don't know what anything is anymore that's so much information for little gum gum yoik here's quick shout out to folks that interacted with us on social media recently here's some npcs named after them in this episode of course there's smarsh the purple worm king named after at smarsh show well i also want to give a special thanks to some friends who provided Thank you for listening. editor and composer, Meld Manor, voiced by Griff Milton, Captain Marge, voiced by Zoe Terhune, Paralite,

voiced by Hannah McCarthy, and Entropa, voiced by Armando Torres. Thank you for listening. Be sure to tune in next time for the two-part finale of this campaign. Don't worry,

this is not the end of the show because we have plenty more tales to tell at The Stinky Dragon. Thank you.