Talking Shit with a Yank & a Brit - 42. My Party Tit

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

This week we're talking dance classes, female inventors, favourite boobs, plastic surgery and the missing princess investigation continues... Get in touch at [e-mail] or @TSYBPOD 

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Did you ever watch those videos? No. What is it? I can't remember her name. Jenna Balls? Jenna... She was a big YouTuber. She was very big YouTuber. She was very funny. How funny?

Funnier than us? Probably some level, I reckon. But she used to have, like, little Italian greyhounds. And she'd, like, do videos as if they were talking. They'd be like, what are this? It's very funny. But then something controversial happened and she disappeared off youtube i saw a clip about it the other day and was like oh i forgot about her i wonder where she went she did something controversial were her greyhounds or whatever racist is that what it was probably uh

jenna marbles that's it Oh, yes I do know her Blonde lady, right? Yeah Jenna Marbles What happened to her? Deep dive Just like Kate, she's missing

Yeah Why are all these women going missing? deep dive. Just like Kate, she's missing. Yeah. Why are all these women going missing? It's the story of my life. Maybe Jenna Marples is Kate Middleton. It's coming 360. I forgot the number. It's coming 402. Anyway, hi. it the number it's coming 402 anyway hi welcome hello talking shit with the yank and a brit that's us talking shit as yanks and brits but yeah quite katherine quite Yeah, quite, Catherine, quite. Indubitably.

We're here on a... Thank you. I know stuff. I realize you didn't actually say anything for me to thank you for, but that's okay. That's a big word. What are this? What are this? How are you then?

I mean, I'm okay. My brain's a little mushy today, but overall fine. A little tired. You know, daylight savings always fucks me up a little bit. What I want to know is why the clocks don't go back or forward at four o'clock on a friday smart i don't know rather than sunday fucking morning when everyone's asleep i would rather gain those hours when i'm or lose those hours when i'm working well time is a social construct and true true daylight savings is really arbitrary so I think you could probably just

decide whenever you want your daylight savings hasn't happened yet so why don't you try it on Friday at four o'clock instead I might actually yeah I'm just moving it around because it benefits me more it's 3 p.m on Friday're like, well, quitting time because it's actually four in my world. Somewhere it's four, so I'm leaving. Yep. But other than that, you know, it's nice here. I'm in Denver taking care of a dog named Winston. Winston, come here. Say hi to the audience. No? Okay. He doesn't he doesn't care um how are you yeah i'm okay it's mother's day today so i've been it's mothering sunday so i've been sundaying with my mother that's what we call it here that's what i read actually since you said it i'll just say

what i have written down uk's uk mother's day is march 10th the celebration is rooted in christian observance of lent with mothering sunday what the fuck i don't know i don't know the origins of it it's what it's i suppose yeah it's all related to jesus really isn't it everything everything goes back to jesus yep so but i think it's nice that you know we honor the women who expelled us from their uterus. Their wombs, yeah. It's very nice of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But every day should be Mothering Sunday, really. Every day should be a Sunday. Yeah. In which we celebrate mothers. No, just every day should be a Sunday. Okay. I can get behind that. It is not Mother's Day for us, though, here.

No, I find that weird because we have the same Father's Day. Yeah. But not the same Mother's Day. Why is this? I don't know. Woodrow Wilson declared an official holiday May 12th in 1914. He felt it should be in May. Well, as long as he thinks that.

Yeah. Great. Some woman named Anna Jarvis campaigned for it because she really liked her mom. And then they made it. They made it official. And then she's like, it's become too commercialized.

I hate this boycott Mother's Day. So she wanted it and now she doesn't want it. Yep, pretty much. So that's the US history. I don't know why they're on two different days. I don't know. Don't they love Jesus like we do? No. I thought Americans like Jesus more than we liked Jesus. Yeah, that's what I meant to say.

Okay. We fucking love Jesus. Get right we liked Jesus. Yeah, that's what I meant to say. Okay. We fucking love Jesus. Get right with your Jesus or you're going to hell. Oh, shit. Okay, fine. Well, happy Mother's Day to you.

And it's actually your Mother's Day, technically. Yeah, it is. it's your mother's birthday mom happy birthday candy by the time she listens to this it won't be her birthday and i have not i haven't called her yet either so i better do that don't say that i will speak to her today mom i called you by the time you listen to this, I have called you. At least, as long as you do call her at some point, then it's fine, I guess. Will you call her?

Yeah, I can call her if you want. Okay. Hello, Miss Candy. I'm calling on behalf of your daughter, Catherine. She'd like to wish you a happy birthday. Ta-ra! I mean, she'd actually probably really like that, so. I'll do that then.

That would be nice. I think, you know, if anything, you just said it on the podcast and that's good enough. Nice. Did I tell you about my dance class? Only a bit. Tell me more about it.

Are you talking about the one where you were the only person yeah yeah yeah show me some moves uh that feels really culturally appropriationy oh hey come on i was just uh it's to shakira yeah that's what it looks like. Yeah, it was quite weird. I went to this, tried out a dance class because I finally found an adult dance class. Been looking for one of them for fucking years because I love dance and they're all for children.

It's annoying. Curious though. Pause again. I have to ask. Okay. curious though pause again i have to ask okay so like you've gone to dance classes and you're just like oh this is literally all toddlers or what are you do you just mean like the only ones that you like that existed were just like kids ballet or whatever yeah okay yeah sorry i had to live in a you know a city yeah everything's yeah just

kids ballet or kids jazz or tap or you know and there used to be a lot of zumba classes around but that seems to have just disappeared off the face of the earth i did train to be a zumba teacher because i was like fuck it i could do it but then i couldn't be bothered so i've not done that um so yeah found this dance class it was advertised on facebook thought fucking brilliant starting in I could do it, but then I couldn't be bothered. So I've not done that. So, yeah, found this dance class. It was advertised on Facebook. I thought, fucking brilliant, starting in my town. And it was advertised as dance fitness, a mix of street dance, Zumba,

and other dance styles. I was like, oh, that sounds right up my street. That's exactly what I've been looking for. This is amazing. I've manifested everything I ever dreamed of. Went there. Could you manifest some money for us? Yeah. I am trying.

Great. It's in the cards. The tarot cards I've spoken. Okay. Yeah, I turned up for a taster class on the Wednesday night and I was the only person there me and the teacher just having a private little dance session which pretty embarrassing to be honest i was gonna say was it awkward yeah i think she was more sort of intimidated than me i was like I don't mind

it's fine it's just like a one on one PT session crack on I'm fine with it she was like I've never taught just one person before I was like well she's like where do I put my eyes that's what I'd be like I don't know where to look and yeah it was fine you fine worked up a real sweat

but I'd done leg day two days before and there was a lot of squatting there was one song called Sally Stand Up or something and you literally are squatting the whole time until the lyrics say Sally stand up and then you stand up and then you go back to a squat.

Fuck me, I nearly died. Honestly, it was terrible. How do you dance in a squat? Well, exactly, Kate. Exactly. Are you doing like that Russian dance? No, it was just literally a song where you're just like that the whole time. Okay, we're going to stand up.

We're standing up. We're doing it. And it was like, I'll find it actually. Hold on. So you're not actually dancing while you're just like okay okay we're gonna stand up we're standing up we're doing it and it was like i'll find it actually hold on so you're not actually dancing while you're in oh my god i can already feel it in my hammies no so some of them were dancing and some of them were not bring sally up here it is okay so yeah she up, you go up. Really great content. I wish we were recording the video on this. That's probably all we can play Before we get copyrighted

Or like you know royalty Whatever So it's that the whole way through It's hard work I went again this Saturday Because she said the Saturday classes are more popular So I was like okay I'll go to the Saturday class instead

Only person there again, right? Well, it was me and an old egg pensioner. More popular, sure lady. Yeah, sure. She was like, yeah, two people have had to come, had to pull out because they're ill. And she's really nice. The lady is really nice, that does it. But I feel really bad for saying this, but I'm not a great dancer.

You know, I think it's not really about how good your moves are. It's just how you feel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that but as someone who used to dance yeah right when you're dancing you got the b and you tend to count it in as five six seven eight then you start and she'd just be like, okay, we're going to go in one, two, three, four, five. And I'd be like, what are we doing? Where are we going?

And she'd be just completely off beat. So, like, trying to dance off time to music is actually quite difficult. So I was like, do I follow follow her or do i just do i follow the music like yeah i'll go again because i did work up sweat and i burnt a lot of calories but in this instance i think that's the goal right but i do like if you're gonna teach dance you think that you wouldn't know how to dance. Yeah, I mean, she can dance just completely not following the music. Which I'm like, you may as well just not have the music on.

We'll just do the moves. Imagine. Imagine the next time you go, no music and you're just people walk by and see you just squatting up and down. And they're like, what are those people doing in there? What are they doing? Just some squats, sir. Mind your own business. Well, good for you. I did Zumba once, and it was so terrible.

Not to mention it was full and everyone like knew the moves because they'd been going. Yeah. And so like I really struggled. That first class is always awful because you're just like I've got no idea what's happening. Yeah. And I was with my mom and I never went back.

I went to Zumba with my mom too. Aww. It must be a mother-daughter thing but i tell you what like okay kate danced and it broke our podcasting platform so um we start again i think back to, I guess we're talking about moms and shit we're doing with moms this episode because you went to Zumba with your mom. I went to Zumba with my mom.

I basically just twerked on her because I didn't know what I was doing and I never went back after that. Just spent the whole time just twerking on your mom. Yeah. Yeah. Twerked on my mom. That's pretty much what Zumba is. Twerking on your mom? Yeah. Oh, on my mom that's pretty much what zimber is twerking on your mom yeah oh

then i nailed it here i thought i didn't know what i was doing oh you're nailing it nice i'll go back then but i won't be with my mom so it's gonna be weird who i'm twerking on they're not gonna know Are you my mother? Are you my mummy? Mummy! Speaking of moms, it was also International Women's Day recently. Oh, it was, yeah. It was like a big weekend for women, I feel like. Very female strong week. Yeah. How did you observe International Women's Day?

I didn't realize it was happening until late that evening when i went on instagram and saw loads of posts about it so basically you celebrated appropriately where no one acknowledged anything to you actually good friend of mine and yours and of the pod amy or jeff as we affectionately know her as yes of course um she tagged me in in a lovely international woman's day post which was very nice of her and then i felt really bad because i had not done anything but that's the way the cookie grumbles yeah i mean i think if anything you know being underappreciated is the best way to observe. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's how we live our lives. Yeah.

Well, and I think I didn't realize it until my cousin, who's also a friend of the pod, Levi, said something to me about it. And I was like, oh, huh, okay. And then I said, yeah, we watched that clip about inventions you know and we did yeah and i thought it would be fun to just name some items and have you guess whether it was invented by a man or a woman because if anything this video that we watched on instagram was like all these things that were invented by women that kind of like may surprise you and kind of change the world. And to be fair, like paper bags did change the

world and so did coffee filters. But like windshield wipers, kind of like GPS functionality, the internet, like all of those things, I don't think anybody ever really thought about where those came from, but they're from women. Well done, ladies. It also got me thinking about how those things kind of made life easier for everybody, but we have these things as women that men invented that really don't make our life easier. And it's just for us. And it's kind of like, thanks. I have to do this now like even though i don't really want to but thanks for this tampon sir i was gonna say yeah thanks for the tampons yeah because actually that was on my list weren't they were invented by men

it does not surprise me and that's why we can get toxic shock syndrome from them i bet if they were invented by women that wouldn't have been an issue because they would have thought, hmm, we probably shouldn't stick this toxic implement up our bajays. Yep. That isn't that absorbent as well. I think we talked about that, how it turns out they're not actually as absorbent as they say based on the studies or whatever. No. So, but, you know, here's another one bra man or woman so my instinct's telling me man but i feel like it would be a woman who would be like i've got these massive jugs that need support.

So I'm going to go woman. Correct. Ding, ding, ding. But the push-up bra was a man. Of course it was. Yep. So took a thing. I love to see those puppies push together.

Just made it slightly worse and more uncomfortable for us. Yep. Have you seen that picture of, I can't remember who it is, but it's like an old-fashioned lady, I'll find it, hold on, who used to get her portrait painted, but she had a favorite boob, so she specifically had dresses made just to show her favorite one boob i have seen that i don't remember who it was but i remember like seeing that picture and it's good for her it's like this is my party tit

oh i can't find it. I wonder if she named it. I mean, I've named my boobs. Have you? Yeah, just for fun. This is Wilbur and this is Molasses. Agnes Sorrell was her name. And anything more about why she loved that boob so much?

No, she had her gowns tailored to expose her favorite boob in the 1440s. Good for you, girl. Why not? You know? Yeah. Things got a little chilly for her, but good for her. If only that had carried on carried on yeah no shit so who do you think invented monopoly a woman i know this one because i was going to do a report on this lady at some point but it got stolen from her sure did i actually just read i'm reading a book of short stories and they talked about Monopoly in

one of the chapters. And she invented it to like kind of, it was called like the landlord's game or something. And she invented it to kind of show the woes of capitalism and shit and teach children a lesson about that. And some guy was like, market this and make it a board game and it's going to actually kind of do the opposite of what she intended. I'm going to add to the capitalism. Yep. Call her ID. Men.

Woman. Oh. Nice. Practical. Yeah. Again, helping everybody. Now, this next one, the stiletto heel. What do you think?

Well, I'm naturally inclined to say a woman, but then why would we purposely inflict that much pain on ourselves? I'm going to say man because actually didn't hills started with men they used to wear hills to make them taller and butchers apparently to keep their feet above all of the

goop eww yeah but it was men wow or a man goop. Ew. Yeah, but it was men. Wow. Or a man. So did the butchers wear like platforms? No, they wore a spiked pump.

I'm just thinking their toes would have been in it. I'm sure it probably had lifts. How much goop did they have on the floor? I mean, I guess when you're slaughtering animals, lots. Well, clean up after yourselves, you dirty animals. Nope. Can't.

Got to slaughter more goats. Poor goats. And then they have a woman come and clean it later. The home security system, man or woman? I would say a woman because we're terrified of being attacked in the middle of the night. Just like with caller ID. I got to know who's calling, know if I should answer or not. Yeah, it was a woman.

That's how scared we are, fellas. Yeah. I already said tampon, which was a man, as we discussed scared we are fellas yeah i already said tampon which was a man as we discussed how about the paper calendar god i don't know um i mean you got a 50 50 shot here yeah i guess i'd say women because we have to organize the family life? Man, actually. Oh, okay. How about the DVD? Fuck knows.

Man. Yep. What? You gotta put the porn on something, right? I guess. VHS got to be too bulky to carry around. Yeah, you have to remind it it's a pain in the ass. Yeah.

Bulletproof fiber. Oh. I mean, you'd think men, wouldn't you? No, woman. Fire escape. Woman. Practical. Br practical control pills men actually so there was some debate about this um a woman kind of funded it she the re so she funded the research and the guy who ultimately developed it so argument could be made a little bit of both yeah uh how about the bikini

it's gotta be a man surely yeah yep stockings like nylons tights stockings i'm inclined to say women because we could be bothered to shave our legs And Nope Man We get cold Oh Okay fine I actually think That's another thing

That maybe was originally Men wore too Yeah So They loved a little tight Didn't they Yeah Here's an easy one

Breast implants Oh man Yeah The vacuum Really Wow Yep Some guy was like

Maybe there was like some purpose for it like when you get a mastectomy and he's like you deserve to have some titties yeah i have a feeling he probably wasn't for that purpose yeah have you seen going slightly off topic here um kylie jenner recently yeah she and I hung out a couple days ago though Cool cool cool cool She's fine Why do you ask? Well it's just

No reason just wanted to know Wondering if you ran into her at all lately Maybe no if I did Maybe I didn't recognize her. Why does she look weird? I mean, no weirder than normal, but I'm just astounded. Obviously, she's had a lot of work done already, and she's 26 years old now, I think. But because she's had so much work done on her face,

she looks like a 40-year-old woman. Yeah. And I just think that's really sad. And does she not realize that the more work she has done, the older she looks. You're 26, girl. You know, excuse me. I actually wonder, though, if we associate how that plastic kind of, the kind of non-face-based that happens because older women get it.

We almost now associate that with. Yeah. Like looking old. Yeah, you're probably right. Also, I'm really upset that Jennifer Aniston's done something to her face. Yeah. She was always very sort of outspoken against plastic surgery and getting stuff done to your face. And she was aging wonderfully, gracefully, gorgeously.

And now she looks like something's happened. She looks like she's had a stroke. It's kind of the mouth. Yeah. It doesn't move properly, does it? Yeah. It's very weird. I think it was a commercial or something that I saw,

and I was just like, hmm, yeah. And I can't be mad about it, because that's what society makes us feel like we have to do. But it is sad, because it's like, you actually look pretty good. Fuck. Yeah, it's a real shame, really, to be honest with you. But what I would like to say is, I guess there's probably a few women out there that have had a facelift or some work done which has improved their look

and made them look younger but most of the time all it does is make you look like you've had plastic surgery yeah yeah like how do i look you know or this yeah the lips i mean we've talked about botox and stuff on on this podcast and i am a fan i don't think i will ever ever do anything like that lips like facelift i just don't yeah but weirdly it's like when you know like these crazy filters were big on instagram and and snapchat and stuff if you use them like i was using them ironically just to be like what's this gonna look like and then you use them a few times and you start thinking oh like i wish i did have like slightly bigger cheeks kind of like my full lips yeah I kind of like those cheeky little look

maybe I should get some fillers and it's dangerous as fuck I think the the risk is is it could go real bad yeah and

there's not really a lot you can do about it no exactly but also it's weird that we we do it for us and not for the attention of men. Because if you ask most men, like there's been a few Reddit questions and online questions where they've asked men what they dislike about women's looks the most. And the overwhelming majority of them say they hate the fake duck lips

and fake boobs and things like that. So we're not doing it for them. We're doing it for us because i guess society tells us we should all the kardashian fucking kardashians have brainwashed us into thinking that looks good it is interesting because you i think we talked about that too where you could ask any of our the men in our lives if they find that attractive and they would say no but then yet we see so many what people would say like attractive celebrities or whatever who look like that and it's kind of like i don't someone's lying to me here yeah

which one of you bastards is it what's the truth here? So. Yeah. Interesting. I think in some, it's hard being a woman. I'm so glad we got a day about it, but not really a lot happened. And, you know, it's interesting how men only remember about Men's Day when it's Women's Day. Yeah. Do men have a day? Yeah. It's like in November, but they only remember it when it's International Women's Day. And they're like, oh, what about Men's Day?

And it's like, yeah, you have one too. It's in November. And it's literally every other day as well. Yeah. Every day is Man's Day. Every day is Man's Day. Sorry, go on. No, I just want to talk about Kate now. Oh no i just want to talk about kate now oh you don't know me as in the missing katherine yeah princess of wales there's been developments people for those of you who don't know she she's been spotted, allegedly, in her car with her mother.

Driving. Oh, is that her mom? That's her mom, yeah. We'll post them on social media, but for those that haven't seen them, Google it now. We'll wait. We'll wait. Okay, you probably found it. Good.

All you needed to search was Kate Middleton Carr. That's literally all you needed to search. If you can't find it, then something's wrong with you and we're moving on. We're leaving you behind. I've got a few things to say about this. Yeah. Firstly, number one, apparently TMZ got the original picture. There's one picture, which is fishy.

What paparazzi only gets one picture right strange it's a very grainy picture as well as if they've taken it from approximately a hundred miles away with a long lens camera yep um you know i mean we can take pictures of pluto in more credible detail but we can't get a fucking picture of Kate in the car. Also, my initial thoughts when I saw it was that looks more like Pippa, who is Kate Middleton's sister. But then when you zoom in, someone's done a zoomed in picture of it, which I also sent you. That's how she looked. Yeah, I mean, she's got, it looks like a sort of swollen face, but to me it also just looks like a really poorly executed Photoshop.

Yeah. Thoughts? Feelings? I agree. I mean, when I saw it, I guess i was just kind of like oh there she is she doesn't look great but i also know like you catch i don't take very good pictures if someone tries to catch me on a candid it's gonna be like this so and yeah and i don't know like somehow i look like I had a stroke, but I also agree. It kind of didn't look like her either. So I don't know. And you're right. One picture when we know that those cameras are meant to take like a thousand a minute.

Yeah. after people were like where's kate you know and so people are like oh here she is happy yeah so there is that and then people rightfully were like uh yeah that's not her and if it is what the fuck happened to her exactly i mean you know on the flip side if they wanted to photoshop or deep fake a picture of her they could do a much fucking better job than that yeah so you know you could argue well if they were going to do that they they probably make it look a lot more realistic and better so it could well be yeah and as you pointed out you know surgery and medication can puff your face out and make you look different, which may be the fucking reason why she is hiding and doesn't want to be photoed. Steroids in particular can make you real puffy.

And if she had to take a steroid for an infection or inflammation, I mean, I know with abdominal stuff, sometimes you have to have steroids. My dad was on one for his Crohn's. So that was my thought. And this as well is something I, when I was trawling through Twitter and the Reddit conspiracy theory pages the other day, a few people mentioned Crohn's and said that abdominal surgery from Crohn's is a very long recovery time, which matches with what the statement that has been released. She would also likely have a...

Bag. Yeah, a stoma bag, which she obviously wouldn't want to be pictured carrying that around would not be the flawless picture of motherhood that no we've no come to know and love about her exactly with the colostomy bag it's interesting my my dad had um before i was born several several units of intestine removed for because of his Crohn's and I think he was in the hospital for a very long time so so that I think is currently the number one theory theory for me that she's had done but well let's talk about the next picture then. So today she's... Yeah, go ahead.

So she's posted a Mother's Day post, allegedly. She's allegedly posted it. Who knows who's posted it? But it's of her and her three kiddie winkles. And she's sitting on a chair, sort of on the patio, with her arms around two of them. And then the other one's behind her with his arms around her neck. So tell me, Kate, what have people been saying about this photo?

Well, my reaction is the kids all have the same face. It's like they literally just photoshopped the same face on all the kids. They're all pulling the same expression. Yeah, and it's crazy how they all look so much alike, the same face on all the kids. They're all saying, like, pulling the same expression. Yeah. And it's crazy how they all look so much alike, which I guess makes sense because they're siblings. But people are saying it's an old picture. You could tell by the trees.

You could tell by, like, how long the kid's hair is. Like, in particular, Charlotte's teeth, like, look like they did in a picture a while ago. Charlotte's teeth like look like they did in a picture a while ago and someone was pointing out that like they would be more fully grown in by now if this picture was current and then also people are saying it like why is she wearing jeans if she just had abdominal surgery like you would be so uncomfortable um and another person said like they take these shots to be released later so it's not a current shot you know very good point like if you if you'd had abdominal surgery like fair enough she wouldn't be wearing leggings or something but you could wear a nice you know floaty dress yeah yeah wouldn't require a button at the front and you know they're tight

jeans as well yeah they're I mean, this is clearly Fall to Not fall, but like the way the kids are dressed Like it's not Like a nice day out It's like probably cool Yeah, or, you know, mid-spring Because that tree that's behind them is very green

See, people are saying that's autumn tree But what the fuck do I know? I mean, yeah, I'm no tree, but currently my trees outside are bare as fuck and have not grown leaves yet. And this tree has leaves. So either where she lives in England is doing well or it's an old photo. Or it's an evergreen. Who knows? Yeah.

I still can't get over Louis' hand in that picture, though. What is happening? I don't know what he's doing. It's like when you see those AI pictures and it's like, give me a picture of, you know, a president eating a thousand hot dogs. And it kind of fucks up some finer details, you know? Oh, he's doing gang signs. That's what it is. Fucking gang signs. West side. That's what he's doing. All that's what it is fucking gang signs west side that's what he's doing yeah all right you're pretty cool kiddo maybe that stands for windsor it's a sign

help us please yeah it's like the uh the hand sign that you do if you're being attacked by someone have you seen this yes like if you thumb in your palm close your fingers for anyone that doesn't know ouch so i think bottom line is she's no one feels better about these pictures and the fact that she's no one thinks she's okay no um people are still speculating that she's being held under duress or is in a coma um i mean this one post says how do you go from having a bloated and swollen face in the space of hours if this photo was taken earlier this week what sorcery is going on here why no wedding ring is she sending subliminals why is the youngest child throwing down gang signs with a missing

finger so many good questions yeah and then hashtag kkkate which i don't understand yeah i've seen a lot of that so i mean know, the royal family is known to be somewhat racist, especially with all the Meghan. I know, but KKK is pretty purely American, isn't it? Yeah, I don't think we have the KKK here. We like to keep our racism underground. We're not so blatant about it over here. Okay.

I beg to differ um also another hashtag is missington which i thought was pretty clever that's good or someone's saying that you can see the individual stitches on louis sweater but the fingers are the most blurred part of the artwork. You cannot see where the nails join the finger, but you can pick out the stitches. I like that they called it artwork, too. Yeah.

Yeah, it could be AI, you know? Mmm. Deep fake AI shit, man. It's very good. Oh, people are going in in depth on this shit. Someone's asked AI to analyse it. Can you see that? I don't know if you can. No. But it basically gives you a percentage of whether it's human or AI and it's come up as AI.

I mean, there's enough pictures on the internet out there that you could ask AI to make one of her and the kids and it would be convincing enough. But like I said, it's going to fuck up some of the details because it's not a real picture oh yeah i see interesting and that would explain why the kids all have the exact same face yeah because they do do that don't know these ai generators poor kate yeah i kind of feel bad talking about it because i'm you know i think the likely thing is is that oh look at this one so someone zoomed in on charlotte's wrist yeah Yeah. And it clearly shows that it's quite a bad Photoshop. Yep. Goodness.

God, it actually is. Yeah. So this is fucking Photoshopped. Oh my god, we're discovering this live on the podcast, people. We're the first ones to notice this too. We're the first ones to notice this too we broke it that tweet

you heard it here first you heard it here first that photo is fucking photoshopped wow yeah it's pretty bad all right solve that kate where's kate she's still gone where are the kids no one's seen them either. What is Prince William hiding? See, it's weird. Just when I think, like, it's just been explained. I do think the Crones thing is the most logical. But just fucking say that. Yeah just fucking say that. Yeah.

Just say that. She's had Crohn's surgery. You will not see her for a while. I mean, unless she has specifically said, I don't want my condition released to the public. Which, you know, i don't understand but i mean they

released abdominal surgery at this point instead of i if i were kate and i'd be like okay enough with these photoshops all this just tell the people i'll record a video with my little bag. Yeah. Do they want to see my poo? Probably, actually, people would love that. They actually would, yeah. Weirdos. Yeah, well, there you have it. Well, keep updating. Yep, we'll keep updating.

Was there something else we were going to update, too? I can't remember. Um... yep we'll keep updating was there something else we were gonna update too? I can't remember um I can't either oh well moving on you got an am I the asshole? I have

am I the asshole we all are baby baby Am I the asshole? We all are, baby. Baby. Okay. Am I the asshole? Yes.

Oh. Oh. Not you. Sorry. I mean, it's nice to finally hear you say it, but... I'll say it more often. It's all I want. Just those four little words. Okay.

Am I the... Yeah, four little words. Okay, I, male, was at the pool with my kids and we were done swimming and waiting for a family changing room to open. It was taking a little while as a class got out. There were two ladies and two children with them and then myself and my three kids, two boys and a girl. My kids are in their pre-teens and one teenager. Sorry. I look over and one of the ladies was fully naked changing out in the open. I asked her what the fuck she was doing and she said,

this is the family changing area. I said, no, the four bathrooms that are taken are the family changing rooms, not this area. There is also a separate locker room that have all the showers. Be naked all you want in there. This was a waiting area with the lockers and this area had the private family rooms with the shower that had a locked door attached to them. Okay. that had a locked door attached to them. Okay.

I told her that it was inappropriate for her to be changing there and she should have waited for a room to open or use the actual locker room. She told me to mind my own business. I don't feel like it's acceptable for a male or a female adult to be changing in that area. Edit to clear things up. This is in the US. This area is 100% not a changing area.

And there are signs saying it is not a changing area. So am I the asshole for saying that? Did this man confront this woman while she was naked? Because... I didn't even think of that. Weird. Imagine, like, telling someone not to be naked in public as they're naked in public. I mean, I guess that's when you would have that conversation, but I just didn't envision like her favorite tits out and she's like, you don't tell me.

He's like, could you not? like could you not um i i don't like i guess no not the asshole but also like move along i don't know yeah i guess you could have just been like oh this this isn't the changing area and move move on i mean i guess if she wants to get naked in front of you and your children then she's gonna yeah i mean if that was a man though he'd be absolutely torn to pieces and probably arrested for indecent exposure and pedophilia and yeah because it's a woman with her the jojo out yeah it's true well we don't know if that's if i mean he made it seem like it wasn't all right right and my guess is probably he addressed it with staff at the pool i don't know but i think to your point is like

cops would have been called arrested doesn't sound like that sort of thing happened here right no um he also said this is a ymca that has rules stating it's a no changing slash nudity in that area I'm shocked that they needed to put that up but clearly it's a mistake must have made that mistake before so people get confused something about it made it feel like you could get changed I mean I've been in YMCAs so usually there's like the room before the room, which is I'm guessing like where they're at. Yeah, where this happened. I just find it crazy that people do that. Like it's happened at my gym in the changing room, which again has it's like a main area with the lockers.

It's got shower cubicles that lock and are private. And then there's also two changingicles that lock and are private. And then there's also two changing rooms you can get changed in. There's also another separate sort of room with the toilets in.

Yeah. Women just get fucking naked in there after swimming and I'm like, oh, um, Oh, there's your fanny.

I feel very British about this and I'm not, not sure where to look uh but i need to go over there to get my bag and you're sitting right in front of my locker fully naked fully naked pushing everything so yeah i mean same people i've walked into plenty of you know it's the female locker changing room whatever whatever it's I think they call it the locker room but it's the women's you know yeah all the lockers there's a separate spaces for showering toilet you can go change and like I've never been one who's been able to just like like if I have to do it in that area it's you do that weird little hunch yeah kind of like curled it behind a door and just like, but women, it's just like poof. And I think men are like that as well.

Like according to Nigel, he's just like, oh yeah, I just saw a bunch of old dungs while I was in there. It's mad, isn't it? I kind of wish I had that confidence just to be like, I don't give a shit. Yeah. Same. Like I can't even look at myself in the mirror. I don't really need other people to see me. Yeah. look at myself in the mirror i don't really need other people to see me um yeah i i don't think this person's the asshole but i'm also just like i don't know if like fighting with this naked woman

is that's a weird flex maybe i guess i just wouldn't i wouldn't i would maybe go tell someone to who works there to address it or something. Just be like, oh, it's actually not the changing room, ma'am. So you can go ahead and put your hoo-ha away. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I don't think he's the answer. But maybe I could have been more polite about it. But then maybe why do you need to be polite about it? Yeah.

It's not even a matter of politeness. It's more just like you're fighting with this woman while she's naked. It's hard for me to just – I wouldn't do that I think is where I'm at. I just wouldn't be engaging with this naked person about them being naked. So. Just – oh, the image is in my head now yeah him right up in her face just swinging around i mean and i am envisioning a certain type of person not that there's any shame in it but i'm guessing this person's not a supermodel so yeah it's like do your tits hang

low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a bow i wonder if he'd be so upset if i mean we don't know what this woman looked like we're assuming she had really yeah it could have been it's it could have been kate uh not kate middleton uh kate another supermodel why can't i remember her name do you know who i'm talking kate upton there we go oh i was not thinking of her um i was thinking of kate moss kate moss i mean literally anybody i wanted to say kate winslet but it like, that's not who I'm thinking of. I feel like he'd probably not say anything to Kate Winslet if it were her, though. But yeah, you're right.

It also could have been someone who maybe had a nice bod and really didn't give a shit that people saw. And he's kind of like, boys, cover your eyes. Don't look. Daddy's going to look. But then I'm going to yell at her. He was just embarrassed about his boner. Maybe. Then you are an asshole, sir.

If that's the case. One of the comments is, man, don't come to Europe then. I can remember seeing no end of boobs in Spain when I was maybe six or seven. Didn't do me any harm, I don't think. True. There is a prudishness here that I think isn't true in other countries. Yeah, I think other European countries are a lot more open with nudity yeah and that's why we're miserable countries because we suppress ourselves yeah that's another

thing i wanted to discuss actually was uh oh yeah that england's been voted the second most miserable country in the world second only to Uzbekistan I think that or Uzbekistan but what were the matrices for that

how did they measure that no idea they just looked at people's faces they're pretty fucking miserable yeah the amount of the amount of botox used in the uk versus other countries i saw i don't think this is real but my friend allison sent me like countries uh by like age average age of virginity lost and the uk said it was like 45 or 41 for the uk and i was like that can't be right yeah i was like well that would explain why you're so miserable if no one's no one's

getting any until they're 45 wow yeah you know no offense to four-year-old virgins do your thing but yeah i mean so but turns out you're miserable it could because of the weather i think it probably is yeah it's still raining here kate is it yeah it hasn't stopped since january genuinely actually no i tell a lie we had one day of sun which was last time we recorded i think because you talked about yesterday the morning was sunny and then it started pissing it down again it's just been raining ever since um it's treacherous walking the dogs there's so much fucking wet mud i cannot tell you. It's the worst it's ever been.

I'm so sorry. This is why you're so miserable. Yeah. That's too bad. You're going to have a lovely, lovely green spring and summer though. Very true. We will not, as we've discussed.

It snowed here in Denver the other day and I was like I don't like that no but your gopher told you that you're going to have a lovely summer yeah he gaslit us so gaslitting gophers not gophers he's a groundhog is that the same thing or a different thing

I don't think they're the same thing but we're going to go ahead and just say they're the same thing for purposes of the podcast don't add us okay okay cool i won't research it don't worry none whatsoever um well i just uh i mean should we do like our recap at you yeah quick what can we come up with so to summarize i don't know what we talked about Yeah. Quick. What can we come up with? So to summarize. I don't know what we talked about. Kate's missing amongst International Women's Day, Mother's Day, my mom's birthday. Men invented some bullshit while women invented.

Cool shit. Some amazing shit. Don't get naked in locker rooms unless you have a favorite tit favorite tit where's kate men are shit there we go i'll'll be mentioned here every time. Yeah, you're right. Okay. Favorite tit wears Kate. That is it. Ta-da! I will do better next time, okay?

Do better next time. That'll be the title of this episode do better next time okay noted it's really good to see you though thank you for bearing with me done very well considering your hangover just a little baby one well just a little tiny baby nothing to be worried about yeah the three bevvies help. Yeah. I mean, they're almost gone, so I got through it. Well done. Well.

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