Talking Shit with a Yank & a Brit - 43. Saint Colin of Moldova
Episode Date: March 21, 2024This we we're talking Patron Saints, international days, Panda's and Racoon's, and we end with a confusing Am I The Asshole... Send us your opinion on today's AITA to TalkShitToUs@gmail.com or @T...SYBPOD on socials
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i was trying to get something to rhyme with truckers but nothing coming to mind
I'm curious what your hesitancy
to say fuckers was
Yeah I don't know
I suddenly got all shy about swearing
and I don't know why
Yeah we will not swear any
no just kidding we will
probably quite a bit
We don't swear on this podcast actually
That's a lie
Proper
Speaking of what podcast is this oh well
this is a podcast called talking shit with a yank and a brit guess what happens on it kate
we pray yes we pray we're talking shit to god listeners at home you might not know this but god is a great shit talker he's a great listener
and a great listener
in addition to praying though we also talk shit about a lot of things. Yeah. If you haven't worked out already, one of us is British and the other one is American, hence the...
Name and everything.
Hence the name, yeah.
We'll leave it to you to decide who is who, though.
I'm Kate. That's Gemma.
Hi.
Hi. How are you?
Yeah, I'm alright.
I've been at Good good friend of the pod amy's birthday drinks happy birthday amy we love your fanship and your friendship
your fanship and your friendship thank you so much for being a loyal supporter of
talking chef with a yank and a bread and when you're a loyal supporter well you get a birthday
shout out so happy birthday and i think today is the actual day right no it was last week
fuck but it was mother's day so fair okay so also my mom's birthday then. Yeah. So yeah. Birthday twins. Sorry, Amy, that we
didn't necessarily shout you out last week, but since you celebrated today, happy birthday.
And you know, I think you probably know this, but for those who don't, Amy's a Pisces and Gemma,
what do you know about Pisces? They're it's a fish sign yep fish sign therefore loves water
and apparently according to the internet loves to swim so really yeah there's the strong connection
to the water is why pisces enjoy swimming so much so i you know i guess if you didn't know
that about yourself get in the water and see how it makes you feel. Yeah, Amy, do you like water?
Do you like swimming?
I mean, if you just like drinking water, that's fine.
I think that counts.
I'm going to have a sip right now.
Ah, life-bearing water.
Yes.
Also, Pisces achieve the best emotional relationships.
Oh, do they? according to the internet gotta be right then yep and uh let's see what else they have a strong connection with music
um and i think it's also because they're pretty sensitive and we all know music is
something that can make people sad or happy and emotional or nostalgic um also
ruled by Neptune which means that they are creative to do with relationships isn't it
yeah that and it brings out their creative side and they can easily express their emotions through
art and have a boundless imagination and dreams are really important um also you're
adventurous and you're a good travel buddy you know how to keep a secret you're loyal and you
don't hold grudges well there you go amy yeah that's you. That is you. And my mum, I guess.
And your mum, yeah.
Now that I know that it was last week, though,
I'm hoping that it's actually correct that she's a Pisces
because it could be that she's not.
Okay, yes, the 19th of February through March 20th, so we're good.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yep.
See, I wonder if I've got Pisces in my chart because i really love water and love swimming but
i guess aquarius is a water bearer even though you like to carry it with you yeah i just like
to carry water splash my feet in it a bit you know yes definitely you could be it's not your is it your rising or your star
I can't remember I know you've told me
hmm
can't fucking remember now
maybe you got a little
yeah
it's probably somewhere isn't it
do you know what
else is today
the rugby was on oh who won i don't know
but that's why my gig got cancelled seriously okay well um that's dumb but i guess that enabled
us to record so that's nice and you could go to Amy's thing
exactly so thanks rugby you didn't ruin someone's life for once way to go well done um what is it
so a couple things you know how there's always those weird days that are sprinkled throughout
the year like there's national hot sauce day and international woman's day which
was last time we recorded well i just you know i was kind of curious today and wanted to see what
else we're celebrating um for one it's national corn dog day oh i've never had a corn dog you're
not missing out you actually might be into it i know how brits love
sausages i do i love a hot dog so so this one's wrapped in bread what i mean it sounds like it's
right up your alley yeah i fucking love that i love bread and i love hot dogs well we've talked
about the state fair a few times if you ever make it over we'll take you to the minnesota state fair
and you can get a pronto pup don't flame me if you're not a fan of those Minnesotans, because I know there's like maybe
a debate between which brand or whatever is the best.
But I think we'll just try them all.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then I'll judge what's the best.
Come on, dog.
Yeah.
Okay.
Apparently, though, fun fact about that is it changes annually.
So today it's this year.
Just happens to be this year.
Social National Panda Day, which is pretty cute.
That's nice.
Yeah.
I was going to look up a fact about pandas, but I forgot.
So we don't have one.
They're not very good at copulating.
That's a fact for you.
How do you know that like going extinct we're having to like artificially inseminate them because they
will not fuck is it just because they're so they're so cute
i thought they bothered no i just want to sit here and eat eucalyptus trees
isn't that koalas?
Well, that might be koalas, yeah.
Bamboo, maybe?
Bamboo.
They eat bamboo, don't they?
Fuck if I know.
That might be a no.
They're so cute, though.
Have you seen the videos of them just rolling around on the floor?
Yeah.
They're really cute.
Yeah.
I would have a pet panda if such a thing could be possible and it wouldn't like want to kill me.
I don't think they're like super aggro.
No, they seem quite docile.
Yeah, but you know, I get it.
They're going extinct.
I probably shouldn't try to keep them as a pet either.
No, probably shouldn't.
I also, have you seen the red pandas?
They're super cute and they use their tails as a pillow.
That's just resourceful.
I mean, if I had a tail, I'd do the same thing.
So would I. And a scarf.
I'd just be like, oh, this is great.
I actually wonder
if red pandas and just regular pandas,
are they actually bears?
I bet panda bears are bears.
Yeah.
But the red pandas kind of look
like squirrelly or foxy.
I'm going to Google this now.
Red panda is a bear?
Phylogenetically, the red panda falls under a unique taxonomic group called Iliuridae,
which includes mustelids, which is a common trait with mustelids,
which includes raccoons, weasels, and skunks.
Ah.
Yeah, I see that.
Yeah.
Pandas are bears because they're in a family called Ursidae, which is the bear family.
I really like raccoons.
I've got a thing for raccoons.
It's their little hands.
I don't know what it is.
I just really like their little stupid
hands fun fact raccoons are the only other animal other than humans that can like go like this
posable thumbs yep they can so i mean do what you will with that information
they could do so much with that they can i don't know if i ever told you the story um
but we had a stray cat
when I was in law school at the house I was living at and it would come like sit at the door and stare
at Momo through the door like I thought they would be friends but then one time I like opened the door
and the stray cat we named Alice and Janie lost her shit um but we put out cat food for her and
the motion light went on one night and I was like Alice and Janie's here and it opened the door and it's a raccoon just standing on its iron legs holding the tin of cat
food looking at me and then it just walked down the steps and left spinning upright and I was like
okay then
did you just see I don't know I've never seen that before what kind of weird feature is that um everyone at home
a bunch of balloons just like a filter of balloons just came up on my screen
I don't know why it's amazing though I like, is this happening in real life? I was kind of going, I just have a bunch of balloons released in my house.
Okay, I don't know what triggered that, but cool.
Apparently raccoons.
Yep.
Yay, raccoons.
Oh, that didn't do it.
It's really cute, though,
because they look like little burglars,
and then they're just envisioning this little raccoon.
Just, okay, well, I've got the food bye
bye now sucker
but it just like leisurely
strolled down the steps to it wasn't even scared
it was just kind of like yeah try to take this from me bitch
oh I love them we don't have them
and I'm really sad about it
I'll bring one over I might as well start the
plight of raccoons over there
you already brought squirrels over and shit too.
Okay, it's also National
Curl Crush Day. Like, love your curls.
So, you know, as you can see
I'm observing that.
I've been wearing my hair curly
a lot just because of laziness.
But when I saw that I was like, yes.
Is that how your hair naturally is?
Yeah, I guess I have really
curly hair oh very nice thanks it's always that thing isn't it people with curly hair
want straight hair and people with straight hair want curly hair I would say for most of my like
kind of teenage and adult life I've spent a lot of time straightening my hair and a part of it is
because I didn't really
know what to do with curly hair um but you know there's lots of tutorials out there like the plot
method and stuff and so that's what I've tried and I've gotten them to look halfway decent but
they're still not that pretty oh it looks lovely thanks you can tell with my headphones on and
everything yeah that's good I mean I spent a lot of time curling my hair but
it's only in recent years i've managed to get it to stay because my hair is so super straight that
it would fall out in like an hour no matter how much hairspray huh but now i don't know
because i'm getting older yeah our textures change i guess over our lifetimes found a new gray hair today you
probably won't be able to see it but it's no i can't um i've also got one in my eyebrow and it
turns out quite a lot on the sides which obviously i can't see but alan pointed them out to me the
other week and he was like oh yeah you've got loads like there's like one there one there one there I was like oh okay great I've found I'm sure I have more but no one will tell me my hairstylist
is lying to me when I ask I know she is but I found it like like a little shorty just sticking
straight up kind of yeah that's what this one's doing it's just really short yes and I'm like
what the fuck and so I just pull it out because i
i don't know i like to self-harm i guess but i always pluck the eyebrow one out but i've left
it now because it keeps growing back so i'm like fine just stay there whatever i mean that's kind
of cool i'd leave it yeah i'm gonna leave them because it's just sort of natural highlights, I think. Yeah. I don't color my hair anymore.
I used to.
No, same.
And I just don't think I have it in me.
No.
I've got dye.
I've got loads of boxes of dye.
I've got like a red one.
And I've got...
A yellow one and a blue one and a pink one.
But it's the time to do it and to maintain it now.
I just can't be bothered.
Funnily enough, because I asked my mum when I discovered
the sheer amount of grey hairs that I've got.
My mum was like, when did you go grey, mum?
Because I appear to be going grey,
and I want to know if this is hereditary or not.
But she used to dye her hair loads
throughout her 20s and 30s um so she was like I don't really know because I used to dye my hair
so much that it could have started way earlier yeah I don't know when it sort of started it just
kind of appeared so it is part of it is genes but I also when I found mine did a bunch of research and stress sun smoking all of those things can cause gray hairs too I like all of those things
check check check check check you like stress it is my favorite I can't get enough of that stuff
I love being stressed out yeah um so here's another fun day that i think is kind of a random one it is also national
everything you do is right day oh well fantastic news kathy because everything we do is right
right exactly um all day every day not just today but it comes on the heels of aka yesterday was everything you think is wrong day oh okay
yeah i suppose it's gonna be two two sides to the coin isn't there what goes out must come down so
yeah so we're supposed to now feel better after yesterday okay, that's good. It's also Lips Appreciation Day.
Oh, wow.
I appreciate your lips.
I appreciate yours too.
Thank you.
They protect your teeth and mouth very nicely.
Thank you so much.
Are they doing their job?
It's also No Selfies Day.
Oh. I haven't done a hope just coincidentally i'm winning i was gonna ask you if you guys took any at the uh
party so that's good to hear you didn't no um it's there's a lot of things happening today
oh so many things like i thought there was like one thing a day you know yeah i think there's
probably not any rhyme or reason to like picking
a day i don't think anyone's like vetting that so people could just be like today is butts day
and you just put on the internet today shall henceforth be known as butts day
i'll write it down wasn't it the 16th of march okay okay yeah stay um so i was interested about
this no selfies day because i figured there was
probably at least a little bit of rationale behind it but it's also the birthday of the
person who invented the cell phone camera philippe khan so that's fun um and then it went on to say
the website that i was on which is nationaltoday.com selfie addiction has been linked to psychologically
damaging behavior research has revealed that a woman on average spends 104 minutes each week trying to capture
the perfect selfie and i will say i definitely do not spend that much time maybe in my youth
but not anymore no i mean that's a lot of that's a lot of time yeah it's a lot of pictures of your own face man considering how long it actually takes to snap a selfie yeah yeah but there are girls aren't
there that take like a hundred pictures and pick this one and edit it and yeah like daily yeah
yep do you know what day your birthday is because mine's a really cool one
i guess i don't know what else i don't know what is observed on my birthday what's on yours
cancer day
i was like oh cool like it's just
national recognition of
cancer day
international cancer day
brilliant
oh god
well let me find out what's on my day
then I'll look it up real quick
what is observed on June 25 25th other than kate it's goat
cheese day goat cheese day yep and also national catfish day but tvd on whether that is the fish
or catfishing someone it's also global beetles day Did they mean the band? Oh.
And National Strawberry Parfait Day.
Okay, well, there must be more for my birthday then.
Oh, absolutely.
Let's find out. Yes.
We're organized.
Yorkshire Pudding Day!
Yes!
I love Yorkshire Pudding!
That makes up for the cancer.
Yeah.
Crushed it.
Oh, she looks so happy right now.
Your face.
I'm made up.
You're just like, oh god, yeah.
I'm so happy.
Homemade soup day.
Okay, yeah.
National sweater day.
National stuffed mushroom day yum
i'm telling you people just decide something and then it's it so it's butts day today
dump your significant jerk day oh national thank a mail carrier Okay. I can do that, I guess, next year.
And obviously, World Cancer Day.
There you go.
Well, I'm made up about Yorkshire Birding Day.
I fucking love Yorkshire Birding.
Yeah, I mean, that's a winner.
Yeah, that's a winner.
So I think the last two interesting ones I wanted to talk about were
it's Black Press Day,
which is it commemorates the first black newspaper called the Freedom's Journal,
which hit New York City's newsstands in 1827. And basically, that was the for the young listeners at
home, the equivalent of social media back in the 1800s. The paper even.
Back in the day, we used to have to read news and look at photos
on a piece of paper
and you'd believe it.
And you'd have to go to the shop
to buy it and bring it home.
Crazy!
And so for nearly 200 years
black publishers, writers, photographers and editors
have spoken truth to power on issues of racism.
And today
also kicks off European-wide Action Week Against Racism.
Oh, good.
That's fun.
Well, not fun.
So, you know, well, no, not fun, but good.
And I think for you and your European cohorts over there, this is when, you know, today
and for the rest of the week, you to combat racism discrimination whether it be racial slurs
and targeted bullies to sharing memes and content stereotyping people based on race and ethnicity
oh okay take time to prevent and respond to discrimination educate others on the adverse
effects of racism and share solutions on the best way to deal with incidents of racial prejudice
okay well on that note i mean tomorrow is is St. Patrick's Day where we will...
You are on my brain twin wavelength today.
Well, basically culturally appropriate their way of life and drink Guinness and wear green and play fiddle songs.
appropriate their way of life and drink Guinness and wear green and play fiddle songs.
So, I mean, is that helping racism against the Irish or not?
So I will walk down this road with you, but I first must say that being Irish isn't a race.
Yes, that's true. But the whole kind of point of St. Patrick's Day actually was to
combat prejudice against the Irish. So it is interesting that how we celebrate it today is
to basically engage with all the stereotypes that Irish people had to deal with back in the day. So there you are really thinking about it in the right way. Um,
but you're right. Tomorrow is St. Patrick's day. I was curious this morning thinking about that
because I don't, I mean, I've celebrated it, AKA wearing green and drinking. Right. But I also,
I'm not Irish that I can recall anyway. My brother did did 23 and me and i know we're like european but i can't
remember if irish was part of that um anyway but it's celebrated by people of all ethnicities
backgrounds cultures and races because it's kind of fun i guess um but what do you remember about the like origins of it anything no other than i'm guessing
patrick was a saint we we like celebrating saint days over here we have st george's day which is I knew it I'm gonna talk about that too
I don't know I always see it come up and I'm like oh it's St. George's Day but we don't
actually celebrate it if you know what I mean like we do St. Patrick's Day
April 23rd April 20 it's April 23rd I'll just splice that in when I edit this
it'll be my voice April 23rd. I'll just splice that in when I edit this. It'll be my voice.
April 23rd.
But the reason I note that is because the comment on the article I was reading about St. Paddy's Day is that English people seem to know more about St. Paddy's Day than their own England's own patron saint day, which is St. George.
And I was like, well, I've never fucking heard of that.
Kate, how dare you? I mean't never fucking heard of that. Kate,
how dare you?
I mean,
you guys never told me it's your job to educate me.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Well,
it's April 23rd.
If you didn't know.
Thank you.
Now,
who is St. George?
Can you tell me?
Um,
he was a guy called George.
Oh,
I mean,
you're right.
Something to do with the dragon.
Oh no,
that's probably what else.
Um, you're, you're actually right. Keep going. Oh, he did, you're right. Something to do with a dragon? Oh no, that's probably what else. You're actually right, keep going.
Oh, he did something with a dragon.
He slayed the last dragon in England.
No?
No, you're wrong.
That was his legend, obviously.
Oh, fucking hell, really?
That must be in my brain cavity somewhere because i just learned it enough
in school i guess i don't know that's my deep subconscious
it's just so funny because like obviously dragons don't they're not real well not anymore
because george killed the last one.
You're right.
You're right.
And they're extinct, like the pandas will be soon.
Yes, exactly.
Well, before we talk too much about St. George's Day, I do want to just give you the quick rundown of St. Paddy's Day.
Cool.
Go ahead.
Okay.
March 17th is the day.
So tomorrow, but every year, is an honor of Saint Patrick the patron of
Ireland his origin story um is probably not what a lot of people recall I think you've probably
heard this one people say oh yeah he drove all of the snakes out of Ireland that's not true shockingly i know um but he was a fourth century uh british kid oh okay
so it wasn't irish actually even irish nope um at 16 he was kidnapped and sent to ireland as a slave
oh shit um yeah i wrote a few years later a voice came to him that said it is time to leave.
So he left and went back to England.
It doesn't say anything.
He was a God.
I don't know.
It wasn't just his friend, Carl saying, get out of here, bro.
Who knows?
Didn't say.
I assume it was meant to be God considering his later, you know, kind of efforts.
Yes.
So he returned to England, joined the monastery, studied religion.
He was ordained as a priest 15 years after that, sent back to Ireland on a mission to preach to the local Christians and convert more of the Irish because they clearly were heathens.
Obviously.
He was successful because of his knowledge about Irish culture when he was a slave.
Right.
Came in handy.
irish culture when he was a slave right yeah yeah yeah came in handy uh-huh um and then he when he died in on march 17th 460 a.d he had established churches schools and monasteries so that's kind of
like like why he's the saint he built churches um yeah pretty much and like converted people
so and i wrote no mention of snakes weird um
so in summary he's a cult leader pretty much um one of the more common legends obviously is that
he drove the snakes out of the emerald isle by giving a sermon and then i added my editorializing
was which they found were so boring they had to drive themselves into the sea.
We just like prayed at them and they're like, fuck, we gotta get out of here.
And as a result, the island is still snake free to this day.
The color green stems from kind of the, well, let me start over.
So interestingly, the order of St. Patrick's color is blue.
But the color green came about in the 18th century, and it was rumored that this was because supporters of Irish independence used this color to represent their cause.
Okay.
He also had a big old stick, a big old walking stick, and rumor has it it turned into a tree because he would wander around and stop at villages with his stick and just preach and then he was out of place for so long the stick got born too and basically planted roots
and grew into a tree he sounds like a real boring guy i think so um he is internationally known
and that's largely due to the irish emigrants who settled in other countries, a lot in America.
So they began observing and celebrating this day as well.
The first one was in Boston in 1737.
New York has one of the biggest ones, and that started in 1762.
And Chicago has dyed the river green every year since 1962.
Oh, yeah.
So I remember seeing that.
Yeah.
Yep.
And London hosts a parade. It's actually environmentally friendly. Don I remember seeing that. Yeah. Yep. And London hosts a parade.
It's actually environmentally friendly.
Don't worry.
Good.
What?
Read Algae?
I don't know.
It said it on the article I was reading. And I've been there and I've asked people when I was there over St. Patrick's Day.
Why is the river green?
Well, more just like that can't be good for anything.
And they assured me it was fine. That's just what everyone everyone that's what they've been brainwashed to say it's fine
it's environmentally friendly don't worry yeah pretty much don't complain don't ask questions
um and the reason i was curious about this because i was like just do like my my friends over in
england celebrate saint patty's day one london apparently there's a parade and an event that draws over 50 000 people each year so yeah i mean tomorrow we're playing a
saint patrick's day gig noisy and we're green at pop in brighton um oh yeah i could do
probably should do now you're gonna get pinched pinched so okay maybe this is not a thing that's everywhere but
apparently when i was growing up if you don't wear green on saint patty's day you people are
entitled to pinch you oh really never heard that okay maybe this is just an american thing
um because the irish are so violent you know but like in a kind of a
gentle way it's a gentle little pinch what do you pinch um and so in looking this up
about saint patty's one of the things that i came across was how saint patty's day is such a big
deal to the english when he was not even their patron saint saint george was and most actually
don't know about him and couldn't even name the day or the day that his day is on and it's like it is crazy that it's
like internationally recognized for you know
a real non-event really just some dude who converted people to christianity well done
i think it's interesting that you guys all and i'm sure other countries do too have patron saint
days i don't i don't think yeah i mean i'm sure people celebrate them here in their religion but
it's not like a national thing you know what i mean i imagine they probably do across europe just because we love a bit of history
and a bit of saintage i guess any reason to party too yeah exactly any reason to get fucked up
um yes poor sir george well and so here are some fun facts about him
he was about as english as St. Patrick was Irish.
Not at all.
And in fact it was said that he maybe never even set foot
in England.
French George?
Yeah, I can't
remember where it said he might have been from.
They weren't sure, but they're pretty confident
he was never from England and he's never been
in England.
But he was canonized as a fairytale-like figure who slayed dragons and inspired fighters in the Crusades.
Ah.
Nice job.
There you go.
Here's a quote.
His awesome, magical reputation among Christian soldiers led Edward III to make to make george the patron of the order of
the garter which i was like oh scandalous but no not not that scandalous it's just a
the chivalric order founded in the 14th century and is still going on today oh okay um this is
what led saint george to being adopted as england's patron saint and fame as famously quoted in shakespeare's henry v cry god for harry england and saint george
so why the fuck have we taken him on then um because i don't know because your kings liked
him yeah right um and so then i asked myself kate why not the big to do for him well for one
and this is a quote,
England was once an imperialist superpower, the seat of an empire, a synonym for supremacy.
So why on earth would the English need a day to trumpet their national identity
when that identity has already been comprehensively stamped on lands across the world?
Yeah.
It's little wonder that many contemporary English folk in our self-deprecating post
imperialist aw shucks kind of way find that idea very awkward and embarrassing at best and outright
sensitive or racist at worst moreover the flag of saint george is still uncomfortably associated
with far-right groups in many people's minds so he's become like the pillar of racism yeah
it's like it's like um our confederate flag actually yeah that's a really
good comparison i think that's accurate um so going back to kind of what you alluded to at the
top saint patty's day originated as a form of cultural self-defense among irish immigrants to
the new world order weird that it's now honored by wearing excessive amounts of green pinching people who aren't and getting rip-roaring drunk ideally on get us yep
and basically acting like every stereotype the whole day was intended to counteract
yeah i guess it you know it gets their name out there and
you know at least they're celebrated for something i think pretty consistently like saints days are
meant to be kind of a day of like um feasts and imbibing and stuff so i get like really
we just as a people who love to culturally appropriate things also just take it way
beyond probably what the intention was yeah yeah yeah yeah um i need you to tell me a little bit about
this though because i i wondered if you knew if you know about this okay and i chose not to look
it up um so apparently the celebrations saint patty's day celebrations went on hiatus in the
70s and 80s because of the troubles oh the ira which i yeah well okay so is that what it is
because i thought it sounded like what people might call people women having their period like
so a bunch of menstruating women caused saint patty's day to be cancelled for two decades
but no the troubles is the uh ireland england conflict yeah i think so yeah the ira they
uh they enjoyed bombing a lot of stuff and killing a lot of people um but there's i i really shouldn't
be talking about this without doing any research but, no. We don't do that here.
From what I know,
obviously it's a very Catholic, strong country.
Ah, sorry.
My necklace just pinched me.
Do you know how I breathe?
I think we mentioned before that only recently're only recently have they allowed abortions
and stuff
oh god I'm stuck
and they used
there used to be a lot of like
stealing
not stealing babies
but like the churches
taking unwanted babies
from women
but yeah I think
I think the troubles is referring to the IRA.
Let me just Google Irish troubles.
Yeah, so ethno-nationalist conflict in Northern Ireland
that lasted for 30 years from the late 60s to 1998.
Bloody hell.
Damn. We were alive.
Damn.
It's sometimes described as the irregular war
or low-level war.
We don't want to make too big of a deal about it.
Yeah, it wasn't worth that much.
We're not going to call it World War III
or anything.
So it was...
Oh, interesting.
Okay, so it was deemed to
have ended with the Good Friday Agreement.
So that's what Good Friday is all about.
Who knew? Did not know that.
Okay.
Is that true or did it just happen on Good Friday?
Oh, I don't know.
I read one sentence.
Because if Good Friday is Good Friday because of that,
then I would be impressed.
But I always thought it was because of Easter.
Yeah, and Jesus.
Jesus being born.
No, resurrected.
Oh, yeah, resurrected.
Sorry, I get confused. It was born on Christmas. D get confused it's one or the other
same thing it's like born again they say right exactly
uh so the conflict was primary prime i can't speak primarily political and nationalistic
fueled by historical events and it also had ethnic and sectarian dimension.
But I can't read.
I haven't got my glasses on either, which is not helping.
But despite use of the terms Protestant and Catholic to refer to the two sides,
it was not a religious conflict.
conflict um it was basically unionists and loyalists who wanted northern ireland to remain within the united kingdom but irish national nationalists and republicans who are mostly
irish catholics wanted northern ireland to leave the united kingdom so it's kind of like brexit
all over again yes actually sounds a. Sounds a lot... This is...
Fuck.
History repeats itself
if we don't learn our mistakes.
Yeah.
Fuck's sake.
God damn it.
Oh, God.
Now I know where we're going.
Well, thank you for educating me
on the troubles,
though I still think I like better.
I got the troubles, Gemma.
There's a lot of violence, though.
Do you know?
More than 3,500 people were killed in the conflict.
Isn't that show Dairy Girls kind of around that time frame?
Yeah, I think so.
I haven't watched it.
I've only watched one episode of that, so I can't say too much.
Yeah, same.
But God, yeah, it worked for a while, didn't it?
Bloody hell.
We should ask our elders who are still with us
because they survived
was that a cat
I think it was a door
screaming
it sounded like a cat
you got a cat and didn't tell me
how dare you
I would never do that
so I have one final day to talk to you about.
Okay.
Are you up for it?
Yeah.
Okay.
And I'm not going to be able to pronounce it because I can't roll my R's.
Oh, what?
What?
I can only, like, do it.
Yeah, I can't do it.
I only can do it, like, Chewbacca-style deep in my throat where I go,
Rrrr.
So I'm going to just say it like how I can say it, which is Urhu.
But it's actually Urhu or something.
Can't do it.
Urhu.
It's Finnish, supposedly, but St. Urhu's Day.
I keep saying loads about Finland.
Yeah, well, it's Finland's day.
Amazing.
Did you know they have a tradition of eating sheep's heads?
Full sheep's heads.
Like, okay.
Like they roast the head and then they chop it in half and you eat all the brains and the eyes.
it in half and you eat all the brains and the eyes yeah like i've okay there's a place here called the bachelor farmer and they basically are one of those places that try to use all of
the animal and so you get a charcuterie board with head cheese yummy yeah i i would struggle
with that if it didn't look like the head and someone just gave me like a piece of meat and
said it's sheep yeah i probably wouldn't mind but if i'm like looking at the head and just like
stick my fork in its eye i would i might die yeah there's no need for that it's like when you have
like a hog roast and like the whole hog's on there i don't need to see that it's just putting me off
when people eat the whole fish like the restaurant used to work at served a whole fish and i was just like i it tastes good but it's looking at me yeah i don't need the head
and also because it's like been cooked so it just looks all like dehydrated and like
i think this is how people become vegetarians to be honest
yeah i just haven't when you realize that food is actually animal you're like oh shit yeah yep um so a little bit about er who or er ho um
god yeah shut up i knew i shouldn't have said anything but i wanted to pronounce it right so
i like looked it up and then they kept rolling the r and i'm like fuck you'd never be able to speak finnish
nope and that's my that's where i'm from now oh yeah shit
but he's a fictional character who chased all of the grasshoppers out of finland
does that sound these people chasing animals out countries i exactly apparently he he said
grasshoppers grasshoppers go to hell nah yes as you do i hate grasshoppers i get it no they're
creepy they like jump at you and you don't know where they're gonna go and they play little
sure like cute i guess but stay the fuck away from me they're probably. With their legs. Sure. Like, cute, I guess, but stay the fuck away from me.
They're probably bigger in America,
but we have little cute ones.
I like them.
I mean, we have multiple sized ones,
and I do think the bigger ones are the,
because I actually can see their faces
and make out their features.
So, what was his beef with the grasshoppers,
you might be asking yourself.
Yeah, sorry.
What was the beef with the grasshoppers? You might be asking yourself. Sorry, what was the beef with the grasshoppers?
Glad you asked.
They wreaked havoc on the vineyards
and St. Urhu wanted to save the grapes
and the workers' jobs.
And he did so well.
This is a weird fact.
Feeding, eating sour milk and fish soup.
Oh, yummy.
So to celebrate him, people wear purple and green and drink wine and talk about his heroism.
But here's a little bit more.
He's fictional and he was created by someone in Minnesota.
Right. Brilliant.
But apparently this is celebrated in Finland, canada and parts of america what
what are we doing why
so patrick was an irish so george never foot in england and this fella was just made up by some Minnesotan guy or woman.
What the fuck?
But they're all chasing snakes and crickets out of the countries.
What the fuck?
I'm glad you're upset about this.
That was my intention.
I'm going to get real riled up about this just seems absolutely mental christ it is it's just a reason to party so either some guy in virginia minnesota or bemidji
there's conflict about whether it was a guy named richard batson or sulo habumaki who invented the
second one and yeah definitely i want him more
legit um and they think it's because there's like in minnesota there's quite a bit big scandinavian
and finnish population or at least people who's great great great that's what they say yeah yeah
but apparently there's a statue of him holding a big grasshopper would you like to see yes please i got you and it's i when i saw i was
reading this and i was getting like real into it i was like this is why finland's my country
and then i was like oh it's just some guy in minnesota who made this up but this is why it's
come full circle kate you're in minnesota you feel connected to finland because yep i was meant to
find this out yeah and really lean into it all right link is in the chat for you thank you
great he's just like this grasshopper with a big stick on his back
he looks like quite a cool dude.
Very short legs though.
That's why the grasshoppers were so troublesome for him
because he was actually really short
and they smacked him in the face
when they flew around vineyards.
Brilliant.
I mean, I can see...
Origin Northern Minnesota.
Oh, it's a pitchfork. He pitchforked
that fucker. Oh, shit.
What a legend.
Grasshoppers, grasshoppers,
go to hell.
Oh, wow.
Okay, well, I feel
like we need to make up
a day and celebrate
a man from a place that never existed
all right we'll work on this for next time i'm gonna say uh we need to base this
oh I'm going to look at that. Right. Wow. I'm thinking Moldova.
Perfect.
Saint Colin, who chased...
It's not from there.
No, it's not from there.
He's actually from Portugal.
Wichita.
Wichita, Portugal.
And he chased all the butterflies
from Moldova.
Fucking butterflies.
They were killing babies.
They were killing babies, yeah. killing babies yeah they needed to be
chased out there was the biggest plague of butterflies you've ever seen and man those
babies died so colin got involved with his huge he had a huge net and he just he went all around the country get away butterflies you're so pretty it makes me sick
all the babies um and that's why they they have a real pollination issue in moldova now because
no butterflies but they're very happy because the babies lived the population's ridiculous there now yep and they celebrate by eating pb and j's until they barf
and that's the story of um saint colin we celebrate his day on
uh june now there's lots in June
what's a month when nothing really happens
November
yeah November
the
13th
perfect
and if it falls on a Friday
we might see
St. Colin come down from his spaceship
yes
that's what happens St. Colin come down from his spaceship. Yes.
That's what happens.
I'm glad everyone got to let us talk about our favourite patron saint, St. Colin,
of Wichita, Portugal, Moldovia.
I'm going to put it in my calendar so I remember to drink
a, what did we say you drank? so I remember to drink a...
What did we say you drank?
Well, PB&J is what you have to eat,
but for a beverage...
I don't like peanut butter, so...
Well, you can have another nut butter.
That's okay.
Okay.
Or you could just do jelly,
because people are allergic to peanuts,
so I would hate for them to feel excluded.
Oh, it's on a Wednesday this year.
Yeah, ooh. That means... It's Collins Day. to peanuts so I would hate for them to feel excluded oh it's on a Wednesday this year yeah
that means it's Collins Day Collins Day recurring um so you have to drink um
a warm flat can of coke oh yes I love one of those they really settle the stomach after
after all of those after They really settle the stomach after. After all of those sandwiches.
After all the butterflies in your belly.
Oh!
Thank you, thank you.
Now we'll have to just find a rendering
or have maybe a chat, GBT or AI,
make a picture of this man.
Yes, I'm going to.
He was somehow 17 feet tall,
but also had T-Rex arms with his neck. That, I'm kidding. He was somehow 17 feet tall but also
had T-Rex arms
with his neck.
That's what made it
so special.
That's why
it was so impressive
and that's why
he was sainted
by Jesus himself.
Okay.
We are not
on any drugs today. I just want everyone to know that
should we do it then am i the asshole yeah let's do that get ourselves in trouble
turns out there is a saint colin would i though, in like five years for this to have spread?
Be a good thing.
Be an actual day.
I'd love it so much.
I've got to get St. Colin's Day off every year.
Sorry.
It's my religion.
Okay.
Am I the asshole?
You know you are, baby.
All right, bear with me.
I haven't got my glasses on, so this could take a while.
Okay.
Am I the asshole for divorcing my husband,
for putting a camera in our house to prove a point about me?
Mmm.
Okay. Okay.
It's been about a month since
I, 46-year-old
female, found out about my husband,
47 male, had put
a hidden camera in our living room
to prove, in quotes,
that I'm lazy and
worthless.
I know.
Okay.
It was a small disguised hidden camera inside what looked like a charging block.
He stuck one in a living room outlet.
We have three kids, 16, 14 and 12, who all have a bunch of chargers and such,
so I didn't suspect it.
The point my husband was trying to prove was that my administrative skills are not
to the super S-A-H-M standards he has. Stay at home mum. Ah, good work. Stay at home mum standards.
Ah, good work. I stay at home. Mum standards. He, as a, in quotes, high earner, deserves.
This all started after a situation where my 12-year-old needed a permission slip signed and forms filled out in order to go on a class trip. I admit things happened and we missed the
submission deadline. I had made a note to fill out the forms on another day
since it was a task I needed to be 100% focused on.
But it became the start of a new month,
and that's when I do most of the shopping
and tracking of the household bills and subscriptions.
I do daily cleaning, but we use a service for deep cleaning
and landscaping that I had to supervise.
Long story short, my 16-year-old calls my husband after picking up her sister, saying she was crying because she couldn't go on her trip.
My husband drives to the school to beg them to let him fill out the forms out in the office, and thankfully they let him since it was the same day.
I apologise profusely.
My husband, who is self-employed as a HVAC,
HVAC, Home Heating Air Conditioning Technician, thank you,
laid into me about how he has so many calls to make a day
but still handles the administrative aspect of his job,
communications and bookkeeping.
I yelled back because his work is concentrated.
While my work at home has a bunch of moving parts and emotional labor as well.
And I do it all behind the scenes.
He digs his heels in about how I wasn't as busy and needed to do easy things
better.
A week later,
he picks up fight about me not going that day to mail checks
out to his employees when I could have done it the next day. This is when he admits to the camera
and starts citing proof of times that I was on my phone and that automatically equals goofing off.
I was on my phone researching meals to fit my daughter's dietary restrictions while
keeping her healthy as a ballet dancer. I was looking into subscriptions for frozen but healthy
meals that she and the rest of us could have or have on the go or at home. The fact that he took
offence to me occasionally lying down when I was researching or that I had taken a TV break before
preparing dinner did it for me. He knew that my
days are crazy during the first days of the month, which was when the permission slip debacle
happened. I kicked him out the house and it's been a month and friends have been saying that I'm
missing the fact that there are others out there who would not disregard the things that I do
to make being a high earner possible. I ended up seeing an attorney and just filed for divorce
because i feel violated and devalued devalued am i the arsehole a lot to take in there i feel like
if he had to put a camera up to like have proof,
then that makes me wonder if they,
like if he's complained about this before and she denied it.
And so he wanted to point,
but like the way she wrote that made me think that he's never had this
conversation with her before. And like, so for the, I mean,
they have a 16 year old, and a couple other kids so at least
that long she's been a stay-at-home mom and he's like never said anything to her like fucking
communicate i don't know i feel like he definitely sucks in this instance and is an asshole in this
instance because that's just really a really passive aggressive strange way to go about it
and it seems to me like he maybe even wasn't going to confront her about it he just wanted to like keep tabs on her and make
sure she wasn't being a lazily worthless piece of shit now on the other hand though like her
reaction seems if you want to get divorced fine but like you got three kids to like maybe talk
about it first before like pulling that trigger that seems a little
excessive and reactive and I like wonder about like the impact on the kids but it is hard for
me to say she's an asshole but I don't know like kind of everyone kind of sucks I think yeah I think first reaction was i putting a camera in does feel really invasive um and like
especially being controlling do you know what i mean yeah like a secret camera
fair enough if you're putting like a security camera in to make you know make sure the kids
are okay or whatever but yeah to put a hidden camera in seems a little bit creepy. But also, as you said, indicates that maybe this is an ongoing problem.
But also, like, he's a high earner and there's obviously at some point been a decision that she is going to be a stay-at-home mum.
So what is he expecting from it?
Yeah.
But maybe this has happened before and she is just a lazy bitch and the kids are suffering because she's not doing anything.
Well, that's where we would need to know more information.
Like overlooking a permission slip.
I'm not inclined to say you're a terrible stay-at-home mom yet.
It sounds like she is.
You're a terrible person.at-home mom yet it sounds like she's terrible yeah fuck you lady
no but i mean she takes care of her kids needs gets them to school cleans the house runs the
kind of services that come to the house um you know tries to like meet her daughter's needs who
has a special diet and yeah this 12 year old probably was upset and sure like she probably should sorry kiddo i forgot
i'll do better and like it got taken care of you gotta go and dad's mad at me because he thinks
i'm a piece of shit i guess but i don't know like this is just a really weird dynamic that if i were
like dealing with this in my line of work and i heard all this i'd be like something missing
something get that and i'm also missing something what am I
missing here so yeah and I think if if this is enough to push them to divorce that something's
really wrong with the relationship anyway do you know what I mean like that's a big jump it is I
mean as invasive as that is feeling like i can't say if i were in
her shoes i would immediately be like we're getting divorced um unless there were other
things going on and this was the last straw right yeah yeah yeah but it's weird i mean my initial
reactions were uh just sort of she's i think i was focusing too much on the hidden camera because
i know someone that was in a really abusive relationship and they were did that stuff yeah
did that to control her um so that was my initial go-to but reading the comments man they are
going in on this woman seriously well and i'm curious to hear them because my initial reaction
was like no she's not the asshole yeah but then i also knew that that maybe wasn't the case so i
wonder if i like let that influence my perspective a little bit but then i also heard like kicked him
out and we're getting a divorce and i'm kind of just like oh like zero to 60 quick you know she
wants that divorce settlement um okay so the top comment is i'm sorry
but i can't get past that we have a weekly cleaner that comes in and i have to supervise no you
fucking don't and i do the tracking of our bills and subscriptions so what you have netflix and
you couldn't sign a form because you were grocery shopping what i mean fair but i also think like people sometimes don't
give stay-at-home moms enough credit about like the emotional labor and how they keep in their
head and the stuff that they have to do looking after three kids probably is quite hard work
of different ages high school middle school elementary school like a lot of different needs
there but fair i see their point
so yeah there's loads of people like saying yeah like i agree like
if the husband's such a high earner there's no reason to not have their bills on auto pay
um i go out with my cleaners there i don't need to supervise
that is a bit odd
uh someone said the clincher for me is that
your 16 year old called her father instead of you for help to get out of her jam that you created
i'm not convinced you're as reliable as you think you are divorce him if you want but you're the
asshole and your parent on your parenting priorities you know i noted that too, that the 16 year old called the dad who was at work when mom was at home. I thought that was weird.
Yeah. Someone else said, describing filling out a permission slip as something you have to put off because it requires intense and uninterrupted focus is just wild.
uninterrupted focus is just wild.
Well, fair. Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
I still think the camera is a problem, though.
Like, is anyone saying that's weird?
He probably should have had this conversation with you rather than tried to record you
for some indeterminate period of time
to throw it in your face later.
Yeah.
Stay-at-home mum with three school-aged children
and the teenager is picking up the younger ones from school
also has cleaners and landscapers.
What the fuck is a stay-at-home mum doing
if there's no kids or cleaning to do?
Not only is she looking up frozen meals to order for her kids,
so she doesn't have to cook for them either.
Well, yeah, my mind's changing.
The more you look into it, you're like, oh, yeah, okay.
Oh, boy.
I just feel like she, the more I read and think about it,
I'm just imagining like a, you know,
like a Desperate Housewives, Beverly Hills.
A lady who lunches and it's so, my schedule is so busy.
I have so many lunch dates with people.
So busy.
I've got to sit here for at least 10 hours on Instagram
looking at content and stuff that I need to buy for the house because I'm redoing
the spare bedroom.
I did it a year ago
and it's very out of touch. It's really
out of fashion now. The drapes
are just awful.
So little Maria
and Peter can pick themselves up for fucking
school.
And they can take a lean cuisine for
lunch and hopefully they can microwave it there
fair points fair points fair points okay yeah again i think maybe my hesitancy i i think that's
probably true but my hesitancy is not being a stay-at-home mom and knowing that's there's like
this kind of assumption that's being a stay-at-home mom is very kushti and it's not and same if you were a stay-at-home dad i think but i so and just the fact that her husband is
a high earner all of a sudden means something like he could not be a high earner and the issue
could be the same like i don't think the amount of money he earns matters no i think what she's
trying to imply is that they're rich yeah it's interesting
well there you have it well that turned me around fuck her you're the asshole lady but
your husband kind of is too because it's weird that he installed a camera that's just weird
just talk to each other yeah you guys must be british even though i know you're american
because you used hvac and SAHM. So.
They've probably got Irish descendants.
Definitely.
Although that's not British, but whatever.
There you go.
Everyone's an asshole.
Everyone sucks, apart from the kids.
They're just trying to live their lives.
Some on their field trips. You can belly me yourselves.
Well. Fun talk today.
Yeah, that was good.
And obviously sending, you know, your opinions on whether this woman's an arsehole to talk shit to us at gmail.com or at TSYBpod on the social medias that we have.
medias that we have.
I'm actually genuinely curious to hear what other people
think based on
hearing it, us
talking about it, and then us reading the comments.
Especially from the mums out
there. Yeah.
Because I don't know what it's like to
raise children, but I think that would be a very
hard job, and I don't want to do it.
Same.
There you go. Well uh saint or whose day
and many blessings of saint colin and his short-armed well-wishing I'm so looking forward
to celebrating that day with you I can't wait you know it's gonna be great yeah
start out figuring out all your favorite jam sandwich recipes.
Yum.
And also happy, you know, lip stay.
Yeah, brilliant.
I'm going to go and just stare at my lips in the mirror
and just appreciate them because that's what today is all about.
Give yourself a little kiss.
They're really dry today, actually.
Mine too, actually.
So a little self-care is necessary, I think, today.
It's brought that to light, you know.
I really also love how, I'm assuming that's chips.
No, no, that's Lucy screaming her head off.
Oh, that's Lucy.
Oh, okay.
It seems to happen every time we record one of the cats.
It gets to about 40 minutes, 50 50 minutes and the cats are like i want
attention yeah uh nigel is at the gym so it's just me and of course it's been yeah too long
too long it's really rough being a stay-at-home cat mom
for your pain man for your pain yeah well until next time until next time
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