Talking Shit with a Yank & a Brit - Just A Quick One...

Episode Date: May 16, 2024

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hello listeners hi hello i liked your dance moves thank you i liked yours too thanks be robotting to the theme tune not really a dance that fits with the theme tune but whatever do we want to be free dance like no one is watching and poop like no one's listening listening that is that a saying I saw it on the side of a toilet wall once I thought yes that's pretty fucking funny and brilliant I love it you know how there's those signs that you can buy that's like home is where the heart is and like kitchen is filled with love and yeah bathroom you know stuff like that those cheesy ass signs that you can get in homes yeah someone should invent ones i think someone already has but that say things like in the bathroom it says poop like

no one's listening i saw a house listing that had a bunch of that around the house but in the bedroom it said welcome to pound town and they put that up for sale with those pictures I was like that's great amazing I'm buying the house just for the sign yeah please do I get to keep the sign yeah oh god so it's been a minute yeah it has been a minute i'm sorry everyone i was poorly last week not only were you poorly we both were busy it is hard to find time to sit down and chat with each other much like in real life trying to like connect with friends sometimes and plan and get together how it can be a pain because everyone's busy but unfortunately we're adulting you know yep Gemma's got like four jobs really I've got like one but I act like I've had seven sometimes and I'm tired all the time and I was single cat momming for a while so that is hard work it sure is

I mean everyone's heard Lucy scream her head off yeah she likes to go and now you've got chips as well so you've got double trouble my life is hard yeah life life is hard Are you feeling better? I am feeling better. I'm still a bit like, meh. Was your singing impacted? A little bit, yeah. Oh, God. You're like singing. That was exactly it, yeah. There was like, oh, fuck.

What is this girl doing here? Did we just clap anyway? I think that's what we do, sympathy clap. Anyways. No, I have firsthand knowledge. It's not firsthand, I lied. I have secondhand knowledge that you guys perform really well, and I even saw some videos, so.

Oh, yay. Next time, you need to be well and I even saw some videos so oh yay next time you need to be here I will not going to make any promises about when but I will fine sometime in December I think yay

well yes you know full disclosure this isn't going to be a full episode because we ain't got time um i'm going on holiday this week kate's very busy well i did think that you it is only fair that while you're on holiday you take all of your equipment with you and we do a podcast i thought about it but i've got a very limited luggage weight limit i appreciate that you thought easy jet charge a lot of money for us ridiculous it's ridiculous yeah no i mean if it were even remotely feasible it could have it would be kind of fun because it would be like no one else would see this but i'd be seeing you like sit on a balcony with like gorgeous blue

sea and white buildings around you and I would be plotting your murder I think uh-huh and where are you at what's the address just hiring a hitman to come fuck me up you deserve to not have to worry about anything for a bit and not that this is a big drag but it is something that when we do it there's planning involved and some effort like we do try regardless of what people think we do try okay and so i just think everyone deserves sometimes to not have to worry about things like your cats or am i going to be funny enough today do people like me what's my job going to blah so yeah have fun on your can't wait. And I'll send you some pictures.

Please do. Okay. If you could actually just fuck everything I just said about not worrying about everything, describe every minute of every day as you're doing it to me. Okay. I will send you my diary entries. Yep. Great.

Okay. So what we're going to do is take a short break um we're not sure how long we're going to just you know we're going to go with the flow we're going to see what life throws at us summer the sun's out sometimes although it's been absolutely pissing it down this evening here which is fun and we're going to be back in your ear holes like june early june yeah probably i think so best efforts of course if anything significant happens and that might change but that's our goal but here's what we would like you guys to do in the meantime send us your crazy dating stories that happened recently i know there are some because people be bonkers. We've got some on deck.

We've got some content coming up for you that we're planning. We're always looking for funny stuff, interesting stuff, thoughtful stuff, advice, whatever from our listeners. And so over this break, we are, you know, looking for inspo. Yeah. over this break we are you know looking for inspo yeah send us your stories your questions you know anything funny anything not funny anything you've you know but grind your gears that we can take fat on and really get to grips with if you have pictures of like sarcastic signs like poop like no one is listening or welcome to pound town or ideas for them please yes send them to us great idea that would be fantastic come here chips come here

chips wanted to come say hi oh chippy say hi buddy i haven't met you yet isn't he cute he's very cute okay go away now he looks like a tiger. Big asshole tiger. Well, until then. Until then. Have a good holiday. Have a good evening. I love you. Good night.

I love you too. Take care and keep talking shit. Bye, shits. Bye. Bye.