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Hello everybody and welcome to Blabin' About Batman the Animated Series, the podcast that
taught a piranha to smile.
I am one of your hosts, the dedicated, career-oriented young man, Bob Mackie, and this is the Talking
Simpsons Network's exploration of Batman the Anim animated series, who is here with me today.
Nerds to you, Mr. Smarty Bat, it's Henry Gilbert.
And this week's episode is Mad Love.
Harley Quinzel.
Rework it a bit, and you get Harley Quinn.
I didn't know that.
And this week's episode originally aired on January 16th, 1999.
And as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history.
The latest reports say that the wave of foolish hysteria is moving down 7th Avenue towards the financial district.
Holy news, Bobby. holy news bobby the impeachment trial of bill clinton has officially begun in congress
uh the kids wb airs the final episode of batman the animated series that's new and sadly gene
siskel hosts his final episode of siskel and ebert at the movies it's funny that impeachment doesn't matter at all
and I guess it used to once but then was Trump impeached twice oh yeah double impeach yeah the
second one after he was out of office just to just to do it I mean well you know I obviously
I think the Democrats are like useless people in Congress but if the guy causes a bunch of people
to storm the Capitol i feel like you do
just have to do it just to prove like look there are rules we at least have to do that we officially
don't like you on paper yeah but but yeah in our childhoods that that impeachment felt special
because you could just look at the history books like oh when was the last impeachment trial the
only other one like over a hundred years ago for Jackson, I think it was.
No, the guy after Lincoln.
He was the other one.
And then now it's like happened twice since then.
And not only that, but like I have a feeling either Biden or the who comes after him,
whatever the next Democrat is after him,
the Republicans, if they control both houses, they'll impeach that guy twice or woman twice as well just to they might even do it three
times just to say like they're now you're the most impeached president not donald trump we triple
officially don't like you yeah but once you have double impeachments it's like oh then it uh clearly
impeachment doesn't matter i thought it meant something it doesn't mean anything no rules laws
don't mean anything if they're not really enforced there's no punishment yep yep yep and gene siskel rip to him he's been dead uh now for
more than 20 years which is crazy and sadly his legacy did not live on because roger ebert had
the foresight to put everything he ever wrote on the internet yeah and it's still to this day very
hard to find gene siskel's writing i know yeah ebert really was thinking
much more about legacy in an online footprint i mean on top of that too even before he uh had his
cancer issues of his own ebert was putting everything on the internet like he was blogging
so much writing stuff like he would write you know three three to ten reviews a week and then on top of that he'd
be like as a follow-up to my review here's 800 words about this and i used to love his blog uh
in his in his final years i would read it all the time i loved his twitter account i still follow it
even though his like wife took it over so it's weird to see roger ebert tweeting yes yeah i just
saw something like roger ebert reviews gives this I was like, wait, what? But no.
Meanwhile,
Siskel.
Yeah.
He like the show went on without him.
His stuff wasn't as, as kept online.
And also I feel like his reviews,
like,
I don't know.
And Ebert,
a great or mean Ebert review felt forever to me.
I never Siskel as a character talking with Ebert.
They are a great pair,
but I only ever really read roger ebert you
know and his name came first so he was the most important one and the taller one but you know
what he'll live on forever in that amazing episode of the critic it really uh it's trapped in amber
their relevance in 1995 i i watched some classic old interview with uh with both of them for like 2020 or some news magazine and uh you know they're
asking ebert uh first in the in the sequence like so why is it cisco and ebert not ebert and cisco
and he says i know it doesn't make sense i've been a professional critic longer than him
i have the awards ebert comes comes before Siskel alphabetically.
You got to ask Siskel.
Then it cuts to Siskel, and Siskel goes, I won the coin toss, and I'm never doing the
coin toss again, so it's always going to stay Siskel and Ebert.
That rules.
I have to recommend, it's not necessarily a book about him, but Roger Ebert's autobiography,
Life Itself.
Of course, Siskel factors into it a lot because they're partners together for decades.
Professional partners, that is and the the documentary uh life itself uh is amazing to make me cry god it's too
it's too much it's too much man to see as an ebert liker yeah well it killed me and cisco's uh widow
is in it too and she's talking about how like you know ebert got to see his friend die from cancer, and then it happens to Ebert himself.
And she's like, yeah.
For her, she's like, I've been an old hand through all this cancer stuff, so I could help them.
I do like that Ebert got to own gamers before he died.
Yes, yeah.
He made them so mad.
And also tell Transformers fans, like, no, your movie sucked.
I'm sorry.
Your child, go away.
But yeah, we're going to be talking about the final episode of this series today.
But first, let's do a Director's Corner for Butch Lukic.
If you want to know how to say that name, I looked it up.
It's Lukic.
That's good.
Okay.
I've probably said Luckick or whatever in previous ones.
It's from, I don't know, Czechoslovakia.
Who knows?
So Butch started in 1990 as a storyboard artist on the John Candy Vehicle Camp Candy.
And from there, he did storyboards on things like The Real Ghostbusters, New Kids on the Block,
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures with an S, Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars.
He was a storyboard director on that.
And also James Bond Jr. and Conan the Adventurer.
So a ton of storyboard work in a few short years before the Batman series.
Man, that's a lot of junk in there.
But I wonder if, I know with other folks,
Real Ghostbusters is where they first worked with Bruce Timm.
So I wonder if that was his early Timm connection as well.
Maybe Timm knew of him then.
I mean, Real Ghostbusters went on for a long time.
Yeah, that's true.
Like six or seven years i think and that is i mean also as you learn from like just reading any
biography of folks like oh we were just if you worked in burbank as an animator in the 80s you
all knew each other you probably all like went to the same house parties in the same disgusting
apartments you broke out of the same hannah barbara prison cell yes yeah you all are like
uh we had to work on filmation last week.
Ah, barf.
So he was never a director
on the original animated series,
the original like 85 episodes,
but he is credited with storyboards
on 20 episodes of those.
So he began directing
on a 1995 episode of Gargoyles
and then directed four total episodes
of the new Batman Adventures,
where he's also listed as a series director.
So his directorial work on Batman is limited to four episodes of the new batman adventures where he's also listed as a series director so his directorial work on batman is limited to four episodes of the new batman adventures that's you
know that's interesting that he did a little stint in gargoyles and then went to batman most people
they do the long haul on gargoyles and then go elsewhere not back to batman in the in that travel
yeah and then he directed a handful of episodes of superman and then tons of batman
beyond so he directed 15 episodes of batman beyond and then moved on to justice league and directed
27 episodes of that so yeah he was just in the pipeline for the next project after this i more
associate him with that you know third and fourth era of uh well who know it's how you measure time
but yeah like the final phase of the dcau which
does span like seven years of justice league yeah which is when i checked out because i don't care
about the justice you know you'll grow to love them no i mean it's all the super things it's
it's super stuff not um noir stuff yeah it's not like mystery detective stories though i i think
you would like uh they did several episodes i could pick out for you to be like oh i think bob would like these more ones
especially where they bring in uh the guy they base rorschach on uh the question he has very like
uh hard-boiled libertarian detective adventures and everybody's like man you're a paranoid freak
i'm sure i would like 15 of justice league% of Justice League episodes if I gave it a chance.
Maybe I will in the future, who knows?
But moving on to Butch Lukich,
he also directed a ton of the second and third Ben 10 series.
There's a lot of Ben 10s out there.
And he was the supervising director on Beware the Batman.
Again, a show I've never heard anyone mention, but it exists.
I mean, Cartoon Network literally aired it three times
and then took it away.
Which, when you look at it, it is expensive.
It is.
It looks pretty pricey.
And since 2015, he's been a producer on a ton of Batman and DC stuff, including Batman Unlimited, Justice League Action and the recent two part adaptation of The Long Halloween.
OK, you know, that's on HBO Max.
I haven't given that a shot yet i mean i the the original comic is a
great comic but uh one thing that's special about it is tim sales art which is so detailed and
specific it i i've watched a little trailer for it there is no easy translation into animation
no and there's a lot there's a lot of batman content on hbo max and there's been uh so many
direct to streaming and direct to video things over the past 15 years it's really hard to tell what's good oh yeah the the one i am
looking forward to in 2022 uh it's a cat woman one uh which is directed by like an anime guy
and i don't know the anime studio but it is a former lupin director who's the director on it
and it's written by greg weissman okay mr gargoyles and and then
once i do he wrote it then i looked at the cast i was like hey this is just all your gargoyles
friends including uh jonathan frakes hey lead role that's fine that's absolutely fine i'm looking
forward to that more now than the jj abrams reboots oh yes yeah no that this the chad's uh
the chad catwoman special versus the virgin JJ reboot.
You know, that might be good.
But I'm just saying, watch that trailer for that Catwoman one.
I mean, also, it is anime horny for Catwoman, which I'm fine with.
Catwoman is sexy.
I say, prove us wrong, JJ.
Prove us wrong.
Prove us wrong.
So this episode, Mad Love, it's based on the 64-page one-shot Batman Adventures comic released in December of
93 and it won the Eisner in 1994 for best single issue. Yeah, just Bruce Timm is equal to Nina
Matsumoto in that way. Exactly. He is an Eisner winner. And just like the last episode, it's also
based on a one-shot. So there was that one-shot holiday issue. This was a one-shot Harley Quinn
issue. Yeah, you know, some could complain that, like,
oh, they just took it easy in this third season
where they just adapted a bunch of their best stuff
that they did outside of the show.
But I think, like, they adapt these, like, perfectly.
Like, so good.
And also, it helped that, like,
it definitely seemed like Kids WB
was way more lax than Fox about this stuff.
Yeah, especially if you're watching this one and if you
read the comic and i did i read it again for this uh it's like 93 the same thing they cut a few
scenes that actually uh improve the animated version and a few lines of dialogue are changed
for both like censorship and also i guess they thought a joke was funnier in a different way
there was one i'll i'll say it when we get to there was only one bit that i was like i
wish they kept that in there but uh yeah i i remember reading this in december 93 or early 94
and feeling like there's nothing in it that's like too dirty but when i was 12 or 11 reading it i
just thought oh my god they could never do this on the show she kissed a guy and made hearts appear
on his head well she you can see i mean
she's wearing lingerie in this uh animated version but in the comic version you can see the silhouette
of her body underneath the lingerie yeah it's it's much more see-through again like tim uh in
in the deluxe edition of it uh like that has tim writing about remembering it and remembering
making it and same with dini uh Dini I think is the one who
says like yeah and Tim would
just do a great Harley sexy pose
and I was like yeah that's good and then Tim in
another part would say like I like drawing
hot girls okay like give him a break
some people like girls
all right yeah
actually I think he was saying my
DC editor regrets giving me all this freedom
now yes yeah because this was a kid this is like ostensibly a children's comic, right?
Yeah.
Well, to be a Batman Adventures like special, I mean, it wasn't, it was not published as
Batman Adventures number 78 or whatever.
It was, it was separate and it had, I did have a certain level of prestige to it above
a regular Batman Adventures comic, but they, it was still pitched as a kid's book you
know it i think when it won the eisner that was the within the comic industry their way of saying
like you need to pay attention to batman adventures they're actually doing good stuff in it that
that's why then you know a couple years later, when the Superman Avengers comic was really doing great stuff based on the show, people were more ready to listen.
I'm like, no, seriously, you know, Scott McCloud, Mark Millar, Dan Slott.
They're all writing really good Superman stories that just happen to be in the world of the cartoon.
Yeah. Once this miniseries is finished with production, I'm going to go back to those old comics because i haven't read most of them and again we've said it before but the same people
working on the show worked on the comics we don't know how yes yeah actually uh some of the
interviews in that book you let me henry they talk about just being late all the time with all of
their work yeah i do see you know the december 93 timing that does seem to line up with like we just
finished mask of the phantasm and we're about to start up season two so we have
a little break to do that and i mean that shows you how much these guys fucking love batman
they're like well we just finished 65 episodes of batman in a movie i gotta draw some more batman
and tell this story i mean i'm married to a comic artist i know how long it takes to make like a
graphic novel uh so i wonder just uh how much much of his time this took up having to write these comics and draw
these comics.
I, they detail another one they did where it's like Etrigan and Batman hanging out and
it's an annual and they say like 72 hours.
They drew the whole thing because they just found out while working on the show.
They reminded like, hey, you were agreed to this and we already solicited the issue and they're like oh it's
on sale in two weeks fuck and so they are just like and this is pre-digital so they're just like
he drew a storyboard page and then i light boxed it and just drew over it and then he drew it back
and then we just shoved it out the door 48 pages in 72 hours it's a good looking comic it really
is yeah so mad love the
title i'm guessing comes from the 1935 peter lorry movie there's also a 1995 movie with chris o'donnell
and drew barrymore that has nothing to do with this uh comic it's just called mad love but nobody
remembers that movie and if you do you're wrong to remember it so punish yourself in whatever way
you feel uh suitable now i i much more remember the boys on the side from a
similar time with a time frame starring drew berry well she also riding in cars with boys yeah she
did they were on the side they were in the cars she did lots of things with boys yeah she was a
bad girl that was that was her that was her character and the story behind this comic is so
paul dini pitched the idea to bruce tim as a potential episode of the series and tim was like
let's do it as a comic instead and bruce tim in that book has more to say about potential episode of the series. And Tim was like, no, let's do it as a comic instead.
And Bruce Tim in that book has more to say about the origins of the story.
So I'll quote him here.
So Bruce Tim says, quote, a mutual friend of ours was stuck in a stormy but nonviolent
relationship with a guy whose personal obsession precluded him from returning her unconditional
love.
I'm happy to report that the real life hardly did finally break away from her Joker and
has been happily married for several years now and uh going back to the original uh title mad love i think it is a
reference to that peter lorry movie because this is a like a noir psychodrama 100 about like a
crazy dame in love with this vicious gangster if only she'd stop and realize she's too good for him
uh this point yeah it's uh making this the core of her character has been
a tumultuous thing for people to deal with with harley going forward because like she needs to
be joker's her is joker's sidekick is an interesting combo but it is a bad relationship
and so other writers and artists afterwards have had to deal with like well do we
keep uh do we you know make a bad toxic abusive physically abusive relationship funny or interesting
like that feels uncomfortable i had to come to terms with how i don't like the newer harley quinn
and i was thinking well i like this old one but she's also just a victim of abuse yeah so i don't i don't want to see that but i think she's a more of a fun
character i don't quite like the girl boss version of her uh you know i she's okay and
birds of prey i like i like the movie but i don't know maybe it's just because i like this
performance more and i like it in animation more uh i i don't know but it's it's funny to see where
she came uh where she's been since this
episode because we said it before and i'm sure i'll restate this before the podcast is over
this is the final episode of the series for i know she's in comics i know she's in other stuff
for nerds but guess what nobody reads comics people care about movies and television shows
and video games for 10 years she's gone then 10 years later in 2009 she comes back in arkham
asylum and i think that's what made everyone remember the character because, I don't know, 8 million people played that game.
And it was like, oh, Harley Quinn writes.
She's so cool.
And then that kickstarted the Harley Quinn industry we're all part of now.
Though, you know, I didn't love her suicide girlification in Arkham Asylum.
I mean, the writing was good.
Yes.
But everyone was McFfarland up yes yeah
i mean and which because they hired a mcfarland like staff artist to design everybody with that
is the longest batman ears i ever damn seen in that game like batman's ears but longer than they
are in this version of the series but but yeah bob you're right as as a comic reader i knew that
harley had slowly transitioned into the comics like around when
this aired she was starting to appear in real uh dc comics meaning the true dc universe not
uh books for kids or or else worlds or all that stuff but they were they weren't giving her the
a plus treatment and uh like she was in a side book that people didn't super love and they were kind of like okay is she
is she joker sidekick or is she an independent lady i think really a thing that boosted her was
that paul dini started writing dc mainline books in about 2006 and so he was able to put her in
key positions and kind of start building her up again and then comes the arkham games which make her so
key to it and you're right from there it's like oh she's appearing in more of the comics or sorry
more of the cartoons and side stuff too uh they put her in her own like r-rated cartoons as well
yeah and then and then boom she's the star of suicide squad like she's the star of Suicide Squad like she's the breakout character of both Suicide Squads
yeah yeah she is
I think the best part of the second Suicide Squad
of the Suicide Squad
and yeah I think
the version that Margot I was re-watching
Birds of Prey's opening
which pretty much just takes like
bits and pieces from this
Mad Love origin and puts it in there
and same like arkham asylum
i believe it's in the audio logs for harley that's true it's her doing the scenes from this episode
of interviewing the joker pre-origin and arkham origins also takes a little bit of it i know
you're playing it i don't want to spoil for you but there's there's a plot in that game there is
okay and then some bits of this are peppered into there as well i see uh though it takes more from the
killing joke i'll say but uh but yeah there's this adds so much to the batman mythos i don't
think people really appreciate including like i the joker in this one especially reminds me a lot
of dark knight joker and i think like line wise they took a bit from him too but
reading tim say that it uh was inspired by a woman they knew who was in a bad relationship with a guy
to me i that sounds like it was probably either a writer or an animator who is too focused on his
job and ignores his girlfriend i see and that because especially like i at first
thought like oh is dini and tim writing about themselves here because they feel bad that
sometimes they've been the joker that they had a hot girlfriend who was like hey baby let's let's
let's ride the old harley and they're like um i have to write this batman story get out of here
that's i feel there's some i don't think they
were i'm not saying that they were abusive partners like the joker but i do think some of their guilt
about being obsessed with batman to the damage of their relationship comes through in these stories
with how productive they were being you could see that they they'd be going over their quote
unquote blueprints all day and ignoring ignoring their partners yeah yeah yeah like again harley
quinn for most people went away for 10 years and it was just kind of a footnote like oh yeah kevin
smith named his daughter harley quinn that's kind of neat and i wonder i wonder how she feels now
where well now she's the star of all his movies so i'm sorry the star of yoga hosers harley quinn
yes yeah and of course jay uh i'm at this point it's old when you're listening to this but i was
just putting on the second half of the kevin smith he-man series and yeah she's she's in that too of course not
not as a major character but yeah and it's you know hey it's a fine show that he-man revelations
a fine show especially if you actually give a crap about he-man like mythology and history
uh it kind of pays off a lot of stuff i've heard it's good in front
of the show griffin newman is on there oh he's great orco he was born to play orco i just feel
that uh now that trauma is kind of on its way out lloyd kaufman's getting older uh no one's watching
their movies on youtube at all i look at the numbers and it's kind of startling uh kevin
smith just becomes the new trauma i mean yoga hosers and that jane silent bob movie are just
trauma movies but he's also the new stan lee because he's like oh we hire you to be the nerd guy like he
he can't get high and just say like oh that fucking sucks man kevin smith has to like
everything now because that's the position he's in like he can't be critical uh i like his i like
his sentimentality and sincerity maybe you have to die to reach that level or almost die but
i i don't like posting yourself crying over the most like middle brow entertainment yeah he was
it's a bit much and it's it's harmless you know i'm not going to complain too much but i'm just
like oh oh i hope i'm not like that he just did it over ghostbusters yeah oh my god he cried over
ghostbusters uh well if you haven't had ghostbusters i haven't watched it but if you haven't had Ghostbusters, I haven't watched it, but if you haven't had Afterlife spoiled for you, it works really hard to tear at your heartstrings.
You're not allowed to hate this.
We brought a man back to life.
I know, which like, you know, this is spoiler town for Afterlife.
I don't want to spoil it in case somebody listening hasn't seen it yet.
It's fair.
I'm done talking about this now.
But yeah, this comic comic so damn good i
watching this episode and reading the comic at the same time they barely lose anything
i just wish joker had lipstick in it i just missed this there's so many funny expressions
in the comic yeah that hinge on him having lips and pupils that i think get less funny in his
redesign yeah yeah i will say i like the i mean they can spend more time on one panel in the comic and some of the more
iconic panels from that are not as effective in animation,
but they follow everything to a T the dialogue,
the posing,
the staging.
It just,
it was their blueprint for the storyboards.
Yeah.
Uh,
it's per it's,
it's just so perfect.
And,
and yeah,
like you said,
this is the last one.
I,
uh,
that aired the last new one
though in production order it's not the like on the blu-rays it's not last yeah it should be last
but and for some reason it snuck into 1999 the show should have ended in 1998 but this this one
uh it's this airs while batman beyond starts and has started up already and i found somebody scanned and uploaded like a table read draft script of this and the
final draft is uh dated at august of 1997 so that's that's how long they sat on this episode
for probably close to a year after yeah i think it was like a 24 episode order and they were done
with it and they those were parceled out between two seasons. Yeah, which, you know, but that also, that long-term,
the time it takes to air it,
I got to hear about in, you know,
online or in Wizard Magazine,
like they're adapting Mad Love
and so I was waiting for this episode
hardcore by the time I was 16.
I was very interested in this.
I missed this when it originally aired.
I think I saw it for the first time when it was on Blu-ray.
Oh, okay.
Or, sorry, no, DVD, like, in the late aughts.
Right, right.
So it was new to me.
Which, how could they not?
I'm mad they didn't do commentary for this.
There's only two commentaries.
Like, just get Bruce Timm to sit down again with everybody and redo commentaries on stuff.
By the time these episodes came out on DVD, the DVDs were kind of winding down a bit.
Yeah, yeah, you're right by the fourth volume or third volume i could see them just say like yeah this ain't gonna make enough money like yeah and you know we did batman beyond return of
the joker in october and that made me think you know what uh i've been sitting on this for too
long i'll give batman beyond a chance and watch more of it then we start doing production on this
and once i get to the end of this i'm, no. I now actively resent the series again because this is where they ended.
This is where they ended.
And guess what?
I mean, this series honestly could not have gone past 1999 because that's when WB got Pokemon.
And that's when they're like, oh, this is way cheaper.
What the hell are we doing?
See you later, WB.
There's no way Batman survives the existence of Pokemon.
No, no way way no how i mean
that's why justice league moved moved to cartoon network because jean mccurdy could actually like
protect them there and say no we can spend real money for you on cartoon network like the ink
was still wet on the batman beyond contract when they picked up pokemon so they couldn't do anything
about it exactly yeah they're like ah well we already signed up for 52 let's go all the way but then yeah once like uh we said on the batman beyond one they do that third season that gets it even
worse than uh than mad love they the last two episodes of batman beyond don't eat they air
like a year later and on cartoon network not even on kids wb is that because of 9-11 yeah i mean
partially one of the last episodes they air is about terrorism and blowing up buildings.
So partially it was that.
But they didn't even want to air it on Kids WB.
By the time they're like the 2002 fall season, they just go,
Cartoon Network can have it.
It's first run on Cartoon Network.
Just like Freakazoid.
Freakazoid had the same deal.
That's right.
That's why whenever you see Freakazoid footage on YouTube,
it's got the Cartoon Network bug in the corner, usually.
So yeah, also animation by Coco and Dong Yang. If you Cartoon Network bug in the corner, usually. So, yeah.
Also, animation by Coco and Dong Yang.
If you want me to tell you about those, we have been paying attention to the series because they've been animating a lot so far.
And this is one of their better ones.
They always give you, like, a B+, you know?
Yeah.
And they had a great blueprint once again.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You know, Tim is credited for, for like on the script is like co
story writer but i mean i do know the comics aren't exactly the storyboards and you can tell
storyboarders had to like rework pages and stuff yeah so much of this is taken from bruce tim's
like amazing comic pages i i never thought of it before until reading his afterword, but that he said he was so influenced by Mad Magazine's Harvey Kurtzman.
I was like, oh, it all clicks into place.
It's perfect.
Yeah.
I mean, just do a Google image search for Kurtzman with work and you'll see the connection.
Yes.
Yeah.
I always think of him just as like, oh, yeah, he's a guy who likes Kirby.
But it's not just.
It's also.
It's Kurtzman and Kurtzberg, which that's Jacob Kurtzberg.
That's Jack Kirby's real name.
Jack Kirby's Jewish?
I knew that.
I knew that.
Yeah, some things I noticed about this in Holiday Nights is I think just out of necessity
animation wise, there will be other characters in the background in the scene, like extras,
but they get rid of them.
So in Holiday Nights, when Batman goes on the shopping spree
with Harley and Ivy,
there's other people in the store
watching all of this as he's humiliated
and he's getting off on it, I think.
He's a pay pig.
Yes.
When Gordon goes to the dentist,
the building is occupied.
There are people in the hallway,
but I think it's creepier
and it's a more effective Joker plot
that he's the only one
in this entire office building floor.
Maybe he killed everyone
because you know what the joker is so much more hardcore in these new batman adventures he's an
ugly character yeah he's ugly like he's like just this skull-faced guy who murders people like this
and this episode gets uh i'm shocked reading the comic page i was like thinking before re-watching
it oh man he must have had to trim that down. And there's so many references, like the Joker kills
a bunch of people that they just keep in.
Like, oh, I guess the Joker is a mass murderer
in the show now. It's funny. Some of the things that are
quote-unquote censored are things that are
cut out of dialogue, but they'll be written down
on a newspaper or a legal pad.
So they're technically still in the show.
But yeah, in our first
clip here, Commissioner Gordon is walking into
a very obvious trap.
I don't mind saying I really hate these checkups.
If it weren't part of the police physical, I wouldn't be here at all.
Oh, come now, Commissioner.
What in this miserable world is more beautiful than a nice big smile?
Naughty, naughty!
Jump around like that and Doctor won't give you a lollipop!
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You little... My, my.
This doesn't look good at all.
I'm afraid everything will have to go.
It was an easy hint, Joker. predictable you're losing your edge and there's nothing i mean it's kind of a silly plot but the joker
is going to drill his face a bunch until he dies yeah he's you know it's not a batman is right to
call him out on this like well you're gonna just drill his face open like i guess that's you know it's not a batman is right to call him out on this like well you're gonna just
drill his face open like i guess that's you know an okay death trap did you notice the the the
anagram on the door for yes like dr j reco uh dds yeah it's just joker backwards but the j at the
front yeah i uh also it was funny to read that this was like a plot they had had for
another joker episode that they just cut i'm like oh we'll just use this as a set piece they repurpose
it and then say like oh there's a reason it got cut is what batman said like it's kind of boring
you know like pretty obvious like you know you're losing your touch and i'm looking at the at imdb
right now and yes this
is the last time he plays the joker uh in an animated production outside of the uh return
of the joker movie but technically is that really the joker let's ask ourselves that well in the
flashback it's oh right right it is he is in there he is in that but yeah again not until
arkham asylum does he come back so i mean you can count the uh Batman Vengeance uh and
I think oh yeah he could I don't think he's in Rise of Sun Tzu or Sun Tzu he is you know he does
appear in a Justice League episode one and it's a big deal like wow the Joker's here that's cool
he's like he's really hamming it up like that's right your old pal Joker he's here but no this is
kind of a farewell for all these guys. It's fun hearing Joker.
There's two bits in here that got worse through the adaptation
only because of the facts of the universe,
which is in a comic book,
you can see a word balloon from a person who's off screen,
but you don't hear their voice,
so then the reveal of who's saying it can be a surprise.
Twice in this episode, they translate that in there but
unfortunately you have to it's it's an audio medium you know that's the joker's voice though
hamill is doing a good normal guy voice as the joke i mean if you don't know it's a joker from
the sign on the door then you are too young to be watching this that's true yeah you you should
probably know it's joker anyway actually i I'm looking at other Joker appearances by Hamill.
He was in Static Shock as the Joker, which I wasn't aware of.
I got to watch that Static Shock show.
There was a 2002 Birds of Prey TV series.
He was the Joker in that twice.
What?
Yeah.
What is that?
Okay.
Well, that got canceled like almost instantly.
I believe he's just the Joker in a flashback.
I don't think he appears on screen as the Joker.
It's like his last uh you see it's it takes place in like 20 years in the future where batman's daughter teams up
with like uh black canary and stuff it's it's not exactly the birds birds of prey used to just be
huntress and black canary and then they shove in harley quinn who just kind of takes it over
because he's like yeah i'm harley quinn i this Harley Quinn this is my show now so if you don't count 12 other appearances
this is his last appearance as the Joker
I mean I consider this a farewell
to his Joker I mean
his real last one is
Arkham Knight like I don't think
no then he did the Killing Joke series
he just can't stop I know you know
he said well then he came back for
oh that's also in that He-Man show.
He is Skeletor.
And in the second half, he is hamming it up so hard as Skeletor.
You can tell he just loves it.
And Kevin Smith is like, no, be a bigger ham.
Be crazier.
Be as big as the Joker.
He misses the Joker.
Well, I can respect Arlene Sorkin for just retiring, period.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, both of them are very rich. But Mark Hamill. Arlene Sorkin for just retiring period yeah yeah well both of them are very rich but
like mark hamill uh arlene sorkin is not mark hamill rich she's not star wars rich ah but her
husband oh right man he's uh she's got that frazier bucks and actually she's she's got more
than star wars bucks the frazier is worth more at this point in history if you're an executive
producer versus a star wars actor you probably of executive producer versus a Star Wars actor, you probably, of executive producer of Frasier, you probably pick poor.
I think so.
But also, she was never like, she's a working actress.
Mark Hamill, he wanted to be the Joker.
As famous as he was in 1991, he was like, hey, please, let me be the Joker.
Please, please, please.
So he's the real deal.
He wants this for real.
So yes, we heard harley there she's uh playing the
nurse in this little game and she interrupts batman to tell him the uh the teeth were her
idea so there's like a little bit of uh the teeth aren't chattering maybe they were supposed to but
there's a little like name tag on it like to batman yeah care of gotham pd so which means
she ruined it yeah like he wouldn't have come in time and they'd have just murdered gordon yeah
it's part of this part of the plot for them like uh at least sending out one clue because it yeah like he wouldn't have come in time and they'd have just murdered gordon yeah it's part of this part of the plot for them like uh at least sending out one clue because it's like the joy it's
like the thrill of almost getting caught as part of this too i think that's for joker yeah i mean
well like batman will say later in the app part of it is for joker is that batman has to be witness
to it he has to know like he has to he uh so for this batman would need to come in though i think
this plan for joker just was like well, I'm going to murder Gordon.
And essentially, like, long term, this will just piss off Batman.
Yeah.
That's why I'm doing this.
It'll really cheese him off.
Yeah.
And her other plan is to just spray him with dental anesthesia.
And she's really showboating here.
She's upstaging the Joker by saying, it's a real gasser, isn't it?
Yeah.
And the Jester, you know, sorry, gasser isn't it yeah and the jester you know sorry not the jester it's the joker she's wearing a jester's cap which he yanks on and says you know
i give the punch lines around here man like yeah from that moment there it's like joker is rarely
nice to harley like like in this same season there's the great episode joker's millions
where he just like gives her the boot and hires a new, cheaper one to replace her. He calls it Mr. G all the time.
So they always show that Joker cares way less about Harley than Harley cares about Joker.
But this time, it's like him just being like, I am going to beat you if you don't shop.
It is physically imposing on her.
And he basically yanks her out of the room uh to leave batman behind i think too joker knows that she's starting
to be uh challenging him for popularity in the in the real world he's like hey you i'm gonna put you
in your place you're not gonna upstage me it's really true there's only there's only one movie
called joker but then harley quinn's a star of a bunch of movies now yeah well i mean you'll never
be big the joker is like a number, the most famous like comic book villain ever.
So even as big as Harley gets, I don't think she'll ever surpass the Joker.
Like a, I don't know, 40 year headstart though.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But now Harley, I mean, yeah, the next generation of kids who've grown up on like Harley everywhere,
maybe, maybe then the next, uh, the next Harley after Margot Robbie, she wins the Oscar for
just Harley.
I bet they're looking for a new one. Yeah. she's an executive producer on that so they can't just
fire her because they're like how are you 24 get out of here grandma there's a new aunt may roll
opening for you soon yeah so joker uh basically says goodbye to batman throws a grenade into the
room and says may the floss be with you that is not what he says in the comic i think he just
says remember to you know floss between meals or whatever but this was the one
time they could make mark hamill say a star wars thing and it wasn't the final episode that's that
also is why this feels like the end where they're just like you know what mark let's just do it we
haven't made you say a star wars line yet we've let you be your own guy and you're not just luke skywalker is joker but now that we're at the
end let's just have some fun give us one star wars line yeah but yeah batman saves commissioner
gordon uh chucks the grenade out the window off of his lap and shields him from the blast and we
get one of his bat uh cape just shields people like that it where that somehow it's like fireproof
and explosion proof yeah no shrapnel can pass through it and we get one last clip from gordon i really hate these checkups
and uh in the book gordon is in it more he's kind of backing batman up with a few things
honestly it's it's superfluous it doesn't need to be in the book and it's not in the cartoon
yeah no the way the book reads it honestly could have been a two-parter if they wanted to really
luxuriate in every scene of the
book but they made the right cuts to get this down to 22 and even then this moves so fast in 22
minutes every minute is packed and we are now at uh funny bone shipping the new ironically named
joker hideout that man should know that it must be i guess like if there's an abandoned novelty
warehouse in gotham you need to just destroy it because there's like eight of them and the Joker finds a new one every time.
I've said it before, but any abandoned amusement park, Wayne Tech should just buy the second it hears about it and just bulldoze it.
Be like, there are no more abandoned amusement parks.
Don't even check it for supervillains first.
Just blow it up with them inside.
The Joker is working on blueprints harley is
sneaking up behind him wearing some skimpy lingerie and humming a jaunty tune and he is not
uh he's not in the horny jail for her in fact he broke out he's in work jail yeah so i like this
joker too that like as as an abusive partner uh he one of his things is that he just won't give her anything that like she is so
sexy and hot but joker part of his control of just like no you can't get me uh you can't make
me excited to have sex with you like i'm in control here i'll have sex with you when i feel
you're not as important as what i'm doing now yes yeah and also it definitely plug uh keys into the
idea of joker is obsessed with batman he
doesn't give a fuck about sex or anything else and there's some good camera moves that are mimicking
the staging of the comic like we see the back of her bare legs we push through them to uh to the
back of the joker really hard at work joker right between her legs like meow and and though honestly
i was thinking like this is pretty lax on wb's part but in the beware
the creeper episode that is her coming out of the cream pie oh covered in just uh white goo and i
was like this isn't even as sexually suggestive as that which by the way don't google that term
harley quinn cream pie oh no oh no that's an entire category on pornhub i think yes yeah uh
yes so she just basically poses seductively on
the desk again in the comic version it's not like porno or anything but you can see the silhouette
uh Bruce Timm loves drawing pointy breasts he's a real pin-up artist at heart you know him and
Masamune Shiro have very similar tastes in pointed curved breasts though he's not as into the greasy
he doesn't want to grease them up so this is too dirty this episode yes uh so harley is horny in our next clip
go away i'm busy
oh come on portent don't you want to rev up your harley
oh sweetie i got the whoopee cushion.
Batman was right.
That setup today was corny.
Old hat.
It's time I capped off our feud with his ultimate humiliation.
Followed by his deliciously delirious death.
Why don't you just shoot him?
Just shoot him?
Know this, my sweet.
The death of Batman must be nothing less than a masterpiece.
The triumph of my sheer comic genius
over his ridiculous mask and gadgets
yeah i mean harley is asking the question every viewer asks of all these people and you know what
i mean spoilers at the end that's kind of what he wants to do that yes i love this was the first
time it really hit me like this line isn't just about joker's you know vision and how like he
thinks bigger than harley or whatever it's about joker's
a hypocrite he says he wants all this stuff really just so that he can yell at harley and put her in
her place because he's an asshole but then at the end of the episode when he's got the chance he's
like you know what i am just kidding like just a slug between the eyes the end and he doesn't even
give her credits well because he just thinks well she's dead now who cares i just killed her well
all he does is steal credit from her like that's uh and and also you know this why don't you just
shoot him thing obviously this episode airs after austin powers has a similar joke but the comic was
years before austin powers that's right that's right yeah that's what scott evil says i love
he's like just shoot him he's like you just don't get it i just love that i know austin power is i'm
just gonna do all the impressions freaking lasers yes scotty don't yeah hey it's still good the
first one's still good uh but yeah i just love that he's like ah it's corny old hat again this
is like a dork planning stuff and actually in that mr mix's spit lick episode pretty much the same also written by Paul Dini has
a very similar scene of a
super dork making plans to attack
Superman and ignoring his
super sexy wife who's just
like hey let's let's go out on
the town and he's like no I gotta get back
Superman there's a theme that
runs through their work yes yeah
so Joker all he's you know having
a little tantrum here he sprays acid of a flower basically basically just melts a batman mannequin harley has to duck out of the
way he basically was gonna kill her there like i know that uh because it's a super villain weapon
it doesn't feel as awful as him backhanding her in the episode because that's just like realistic
violence but yeah in both cases the intent is there of like an abusive man like that i'm gonna spray this acid if any of it gets on you it's your fault
everything's her fault like yeah i mean also too that whoopee cushion line i'm like i don't want
to know how that's incorporated into the bedroom by joker it's a cute naughty joke that that is
like a sex toy for them yeah and i think uh paul dini said the network or dc didn't have a problem with the
rev up your harley line because they saw it as silly and not sexy so they're like oh it's a silly
goofy line yeah when it's like no you're gonna ride your harley like that she's saying rev up
but you ride a harley yeah i mean she's doing the pantomime of like writing yes yeah when she does
the rev up she's she's also bouncing up i mean we yeah the intention here is clearly
harley quinn wants to have sex yeah this is a kid's cartoon in this kid cartoon this character
is saying have sex with me your sexy girlfriend adapted from the children's comic drawn by sickos
all these sick written by the king sicko paul dini we better lock them all up that's what i think
so while the joker is having this tantrum he spots a blueprint on the ground that he forgot about.
It's called the Death of a Thousand Smiles.
Sorry, a hundred smiles, not a thousand.
It's one of his abandoned plans.
And he's going over what the plan is.
Basically, piranhas eat Batman.
So the last thing he sees are a hundred beautiful, hungry smiles.
But the one problem is he remembers why he scrapped the plan.
He couldn't get the piranhas to smile not even with joker gas yeah yeah i i that's an important thing to do because in laughing fish it was shown
that joker toxin can make fish smile but apparently it doesn't work on piranhas worked on that other
breed of fish maybe only freshwater fish i don't know i really i wish you know they cut it later
but that's another bit, a little joke I wish
they'd have kept when Harley says, like, I had to get all these fish from everywhere.
And I hate fish because in Laughing Fish, she hates fish.
That's right.
I forgot that was a character detail.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, yeah, Herb, this again, if you take Joker as a guy who writes for the Batman cartoon
show, this is him going like, I got to think of a plot for next week's episode.
Oh, wait, what about this old plot?
Ah, wait, it doesn't work.
The ending sucks.
And then when his girlfriend
fixes the ending for him,
then he just gets mad like,
no, how dare you fix the ending?
This was my story.
It's kind of about writer's block,
not just emotional abuse.
Yes, yeah.
Which again, though,
that makes the Batman creatives Joker
in this sense,
which I don't want to say that.
Now we've all become the Joker, so it's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
So Joker slumps on the stairs.
He's very crestfallen.
And Harley comes up behind him and says, I know how to make some smiles, Puddin'.
And then we cut to the outside, this alley where his little hyenas are standing by.
And then she's just thrown out the door.
Right on their face.
I think Harley does get abused, but it never feels more personal than when you see the backhand in this episode.
Oh, sure.
Presumably he could have just kicked her out the door.
It could have been a much more violent act, but we don't see it.
And it's more cartoonish.
Yeah.
It's played just like, oh, it's like Garfield being kicked out of the house.
Or DJ Jazzy Jeff.
Yeah, exactly.
But when you really think about it, like here she is just basically naked kicked
out to the curb in the uh in the cartoon they can't really like cover her in in gross like
rhyme like she is on the comic page but yeah it's uh i also just love when she's away from the joker
sorkin does such a great job with her character of like her voice changes to let you know she is
putting on a voice to be a person around the
joker like that's a very important detail about harley's character and so she comes to all the
wrong conclusions face it harl this stinks you're a certified nutso wanted in 12 states and
hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown at what what point did my life go Looney Tunes? How did it
happen? Who's to blame?
Batman, that's who.
Batman! It's always
been Batman! Ruining my life!
Spoiling my fun!
Coming between
me and my burden from the very
beginning.
Harleen Quinzel, I'm Joan Leland.
Hi, Joan. Call me Harley. Everyone does.
I must admit, I was surprised you wanted to intern here at Arkham.
Well, I've always had an attraction for extreme personalities.
They're more exciting, more challenging.
And more high profile.
You can't deny there's an element of glamour to these super criminals.
I'll warn you right now.
These are hardcore psychotics.
If you're thinking about cashing in on them by writing a tell-all book, think again.
So in the comic, I like that they cut this out uh it's revealed that before all of this harley is just a person of ill reputes sort of uh in her own like duplicitous way where uh in college
she rises to the top by sleeping with her professors it's kind of sex shaming and it's
kind of something i don't like them putting on her yeah and uh sorry slut shaming and i like that
she arrives here as kind of an innocent although
it's implied like you're probably here to make a lot of money off these freaks yeah so let me get
one thing straight it's not gonna happen a key part of harley's downfall is her hubris that she
thinks she's smarter than the joker that she's actually using joker and joker's not gonna use
her that's that's important for her character to it makes her more... If she was just an innocent destroyed by the Joker,
then it's just a tragedy.
But if you add in just a little bit of like,
oh, she actually thought she was going to trick the Joker
and use him for a book deal,
that makes her...
At least you're not pitying her entirely all the time.
It's just a pure victim of the Joker.
Yeah, I'm just happy that they cut out the parts.
Like she rose to academic success by having sex. yeah yeah that was something they were smart enough to already
cut by this point yeah you know in the in the recent tv show and in the margot robbie stuff
they they just treat her like no she is a therapist for joker like if if she slept her way through
college to get uh you know a degree then that also explains why she's not ready for the joker like if if she slept her way through college to get uh you know a degree
then that also explains why she's not ready for the joker and how the joker can play mind games
on her i think it's much better of like no she's truly a genius but the joker used her that much
and and he's that good at at taking advantage of this person yeah i mean i chose to read her
uh in a similar way and that she is an academic with
basically no real life experience so she's like well i'm smarter than all these weirdos i'm sane
i just came out of harvard you know i can beat all the these guys can't trick me yeah and and i also
just loved what a great set with that joan leland character who i saw we didn't do harley's holiday
but that was her first appearance where that's that's the one where harley gets out on parole
and it's really just oh at least the ending is really good is that batman saying i
had a bad day too or whatever yes yeah yeah it's a cute ending and and it shows that is kind of like
a seed for this episode too of just having batman show that he pities her that he's just like yeah
i know i and uh and and joe leland's in that one too just to know that they were colleagues
and that she was like no look if you're gonna work at arkham you need to hate every patient
here which is that's a crazy thing to think in the real world of just like oh i i hope people
who work in mental institutions don't go in there saying like you should hate all of them they'd kill
you if you could that's what the new new Halloween movie teaches you, the 2018 one.
Yes, yeah.
That movie's not very good.
I know people like it.
So who plays Dr. Joan Leland?
Suzanne Stone plays Dr. Joan Leland.
She played this character one other time in the 1997 episode Double Talk.
And this is her last role, period. I think she's still alive.
Okay.
So her first role was in 1975, and she had a recurring role on shows like sanford
which was the sequel to sanford and son and the daytime drama texas so those were her two really
recurring roles just a lot of bit parts between those and after that yeah didn't the sun just
quit the show and they're like you know we just need sanford we don't need the sun get rid of
lamont is that his name the sun yeah okay maybe it is uh so this could be an imdb goof but i don't
think it is because it just shows the direction imdb goof but i don't think it is
because it just shows the direction her career went uh it appears that she has gone on to become
a researcher on jeopardy really she did it intermittently throughout her career but it
appears to have been uh on this job for a large portion of 2021 so yeah so there you go the
interesting way the life of a character actor goes in hollywood man i'd i mean jeopardy they
all film it in la right so i could see that happening that they they need researchers
and that well that shows she's got the brains of a doctor just like uh she's she comes off very
well as a smarty pants in this episode and also one of the sick freaks in arkham is paul dini
the window licker yes who's also in the comic so they just took that right from the comic uh that that's
always fun that tim draws dini is just this sicko like in so many times though d i mean tim even
does it to himself of drawing yeah as like tim had to actually play the guy making fun of him as a
as a toy collector you know we just had bruce tim and paul dini in our last episode too yeah
drawn in his cartoon characters and you know in know, in the first Harley and Ivy gal pals episode, it's Bruce Timm's design
who says, what are you going to do?
Spank us?
And he acts out a spanking.
I was like, yeah, that's as horny as Bruce Timm.
That's his own fantasy.
And, you know, as a Harley Ivy fan, I really like that this isn't about Harley and Ivy's
friendship, but before she sees the joker her
and ivy make eye contact that's right yeah which even it even in the uh in the extras for that book
bruce tim called them gal pals which is the coded way of saying we can't write them as lesbians but
they are a couple like yeah uh yeah i forgot about that little like the knowing glance between them
so uh the first sight for those guys but but joker he's so perfect he's just like what a bad
boy just like lead he can't lean up against the light post and be flicking a quarter but basically
the same deal he's like oh uh new meat fresh meats here uh and he's whistling his own theme like
you can see if you're into bad boys like Harley is,
or at least for Joker, why she's into Joker here.
And this act ends.
She goes back to her office.
There's a single flower in a vase on her desk,
and there's a note attached that says,
come down and see me sometime from Jay.
And she sniffs the flower and smiles,
and we hear these psycho strings in the soundtrack
knowing this is where it begins.
Oh, man. The way she takes off her flower and smiles. And we hear these psycho strings in the soundtrack knowing like this is where it begins. Oh, man.
The way she takes off her glasses and smells the rose.
It's like there is something just so like sensual about it.
It's really well.
And what a great way of just expressing simply without words how she's truly infatuated with the Joker.
Yeah.
And act two begins and she immediately goes down to see the Joker and confronts him because
she knows he got out of his cell and she's threatening to tell the guards.
But he responds, if you were really going to tell the guards, you would have done it
already.
Yeah.
So he already knows.
He's already broken her basically with this one act.
Yeah.
He's like, oh, you think you like she's when she says, you know, I can tell the guards
that's her trying to assert power.
And instantly he's like, you have no power over me.
I'm the one in control of this relationship and this is when we get the opening clip where uh the pun harley quinn is
explained and i like that they kind of have to do this but then her response is yeah i get that all
the time i'm kind of sick of it yeah i've heard it oh that's been my name my entire life i've
heard it like if you ever meet someone with a name that seems like oh have you ever heard this
of course they've heard it before like bob mackie yes like perhaps bob mackie i think my relevance is now uh you know outdone
his at this point maybe i need to make like a thousand more podcasts you know yeah he's not
making any new dresses for share these days so yeah so yeah that's that's for all the kids out
there don't know what harlequin is and uh yeah he says to harley that name puts a smile on my face and it
makes me feel there's someone here i can relate to and then he follows it up with someone i can
tell all my secrets to yeah and that's when it's like that's when she stops and smirks so again
that's the hubris on her part she thinks like it's why you can't completely feel sorry for her
because you do feel sorry for her because joker is using her and has turned her into a monster but it all begins with her thinking she's tricking him so yeah yeah she's
she's a bad person too or at least that shows that she's not the best person yeah and i like how it's
more subtle in this when it's kind of underlined in the comic i like how you can clearly tell she
is out for uh to profit off of this new position to say like i want to profile these people and make money off of them yeah but there's nothing said outright from her own
perspective but she's totally like well in the comic i think also had more distaste for pop
psychologist yeah they even call her it was it was the era of frazier speaking of frazier hey
you know what i never even thought about that yeah making arlene sorkin a psychiatrist to the wife of the frazier
series showrunner that's pretty funny and uh yeah this this comic came out in december of 93
frazier started in fall of 93 so we were all we held frazier on the brain we were loving uh he's
still on our brains all our brains waiting for that frazier reboot but that no one's coming back
for no thank you yeah oh come now they can't even get niles
for it yeah you know what's he doing anyways uh the joker undergoes some therapy in our next clip
it took me nearly three months to set up a session i studied all his tricks and gimmicks
and felt i was ready for anything you know my father used to beat me up pretty badly
anything except that every time i got out in line bam oh sometimes i'd be
just sitting there doing nothing pow pops tended to favor the grape you see
there was only one time i ever saw dad really happy he took me to the circus when i was seven
oh i still remember the clowns running around, dropping
their pants. My old man laughed so hard, I thought he'd bust a gut. So the very next
night, I ran out to meet him with his best Sunday pants around my ankles. Hi, Dad. Look
at me. Zoop. I took a big pratfall and tore the crotch clean out of his pants
and then he broke my nose that's pretty shocking uh account of child abuse to have on a kid's
cartoon i thought this believe it i thought this cartoon aired later because it gets away with a lot more no it aired like at 9 or 9 30 that's nuts yeah i couldn't i
it feels like kids wb are just like let's just burn this off like wash our hands we're not gonna
get any emails about it but yeah i knowing what was in the comic page when watching this the first
time i was like they actually let him say that his abusive father beat him
like the only thing they cut out was him saying like dad came home from the bar or dad was an
alcoholic there there are references in the joker story to his dad drinking too much and i think
when he shows his dad his trick his dad is drunk yeah yeah but favors the grape you see yeah what
a great this whole sequence is such a great story because it feels like it could have been
written in a 1930s movie too like the way he tells the story and and the first time i read the comic
i thought this circus story was like oh is this the joker's origin now how cliche the circus and
the clowns made him laugh and that's why he's a clown that's why it's so clever because it is a
cliche and joker's telling her a great lie
that tricks her and he's tricking the viewer too who uh i mean it's played to trick you as well
thinking like oh this is where it's coming from in this series i didn't know that don't you feel
bad for the joker too he's just and i mean too this is perfect of like this is the abusive
boyfriend tactic like from then on if you tell a story about like
well you know how i'm bad well it's actually because i'm a victim don't you feel bad for me
like and you know but passing even if you are a victim of abuse lots of people who do abuse
were abused themselves that does not make their abuse okay so and this uh i don't know if this
is a trait of the joker just being a liar, but then this would become a running gag in The Dark Knight, the 2008 movie.
Except they're not facial scars, they're emotional scars he's talking about.
That's the bit.
When I watched this, I was like, oh, I absolutely think Nolan or somebody else on that remembered these scenes of the Joker just lying about what his origin was.
And usually involving some sad wife or father or
mother and just saying like no i got these scars this is the same setup like they just lifted it
from this i feel it's here too i haven't seen that movie since i saw it in the theater once
oh man isn't like the first time he explains that you're supposed to believe him as the viewer like
oh that's how it happens and then every other time he tells a different story yes yeah you're like, oh, that's how it happens. And then every other time he tells a different story. Yes. Yeah. And you're like, wait, what is this?
This guy's so chaotic.
No, I'm surprised you've only seen it once because I have literally watched it like 20
times.
20 times?
Well, it did come out on DVD when I worked at a video store.
I see.
I can put it on.
So chalk up about a dozen of those to that.
Okay.
But also it was like any anytime i would be flipping through the
channel on tv during uh like holidays with family i'd be like oh well the dark night's on all right
so i'll just watch that we'll eat up three hours with commercials yes four hours soon as well i've
at least once where i've had it turned on and it's like on tbs or tnt and then a commercial starts
i'm like well i know where my blu-ray is i'll just put it in and just watch it without commercials
maybe i'll watch it again one day it's it's really great it's the one i liked i remember
like oh it's the best everyone out there bully me into watching it again uh also i now was watching
this with the view of like joker is an abusive uh pickup artist fuck boy him what a pickup artist
move that part of his story like hey i'm just telling a fun story
and then he takes his pants off of like what it's just a fun story you know i'm just uh but he's
actually like getting more like sexually suggestive with her they even like in the comics it's more
clear in a single cell but like as he's taking his pants down like she blushes a little bit like
like so yeah uh but and he's escalating
he is man soon he'll be in safe touching or nagging or all of the things i've heard secondhand
about the pickup artist i mean the staging would not be as interesting if they did this but honestly
the joker should be chained up getting this done to him yeah you can't trust him alone in a room
with one other person i know the layout of it though is so perfect just him on the couch
and her sitting in the chair especially because it's setting it up that starkly when then it
reverses it's so much more powerful too yeah and uh yeah the joker explains after talking about how
his dad broke his nose that's the downside of comedy you're always taking shots for folks who
don't get the joke like his dad or of course batman and what a great line by him too of like he he knows that a average psychiatrist will he's giving
her the connections to make and the connections he's giving her are if i explain to you an abusive
father story and then i say or like batman then you make the easy connection of oh he associates batman with his abusive father
like that's armchair psychiatrist 101 you know and he knows that and we see uh harley's legal
pad where she writes down everything they really can't say on the air which is abusive childhood
alcoholic father beaten when prank went wrong three days in hospital so i think in the comic
the joker says that's what landed him in the hospital exactly yeah yeah they it's funny you can write it down yeah maybe they think like well the kids
who can't read uh they'd be the most scarred by it if they heard it so you could write it down and
and yeah i also love that in her flashbacks like she's seeing the version of the story that batman
or that joker tells her of like oh yeah the the Batman is like picking up the Joker and throws him himself into the vat
of acid.
Like,
yep,
Batman did it.
It's the Joker was just a victim of Batman.
You know,
now I'm thinking of this.
We talked about it earlier as a,
I don't know,
a criticism of psychiatry at the time,
because it feels like,
I mean,
it was the Bill Clinton tough on crime.
Like even,
even the left,
but by that,
I mean,
the Democrats were like, well, no, we lock you up forever. You're a super pro. And it's like, oh, uh bill clinton tough on crime like even even the left uh but by that i mean the democrats
yes we're like well no we lock you up forever you're a super and it's like oh you're a victim
of circumstance oh you were right you were brought up the wrong way broken home blah blah blah go to
jail uh well that's why with joker it's like no he's just a liar like he's like like everybody
who says they're a victim of happenstance they're just lying and evil i wonder if they
changed their stance by now but you know what you're right about that yes batman is not known
for its positive portrayal of crime uh or people who commit it or mentally ill people as well i
mean it's it's about a rich guy who teams up with the cops to beat up the mentally ill yeah that's
that's a when you get down to it what are we doing on this show we're aggrandizing the wrong person
here so uh
harley's conclusion is that the joker is a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance
and then like you said i receive various joker moments we see a batman throwing him into the
acid that gave him his clown like appearance i don't think that's ever explained in the show
but i think in the show he's just the guy with makeup he's not like jack nicholson who was uh
you know so definitely in this flashback him in the vat of acid and looking at the mirror,
like that's them taking off from the stuff that's in the Burton movie.
But in the Beware the Creeper episode, they do treat that as Batman, as Joker's origins.
I didn't rewatch that one for this.
Because that's how the Creeper is born, because he also falls into the acid.
Like he's a journalist telling the story about it and Joker's mad that he's doing it.
But I think that's the only time they say
that he actually did have the Jack Nicholson origin.
And all the others, they treat it like he just was...
In Mask of the Phantasm,
you see that he used to be a regular guy
who was just like a gangster's hitman.
A coin-flipping gangster.
Yes, yeah. Which i guess also makes him
more of an attractive fuck boy i i think too you know people always say about uh the casting i've
seen people complain about how the original show cast the uh harley is just this victim and and
how it's you know this ugly toxic relationship that they turn into funny but the show wants you
to root for her to leave too
like even this far back when they even do episodes like harley and ivy or uh harley's holiday they
want you as a viewer to think i wish harley would leave him too like they want you to want her to
leave they are not saying it's good no that's why the ending is like a funny but also in a super
dark way where she learns nothing from all of this yes and yeah
we see uh batman giving the joker his origin story we see the joker shooting up gotham national bank
with a huge machine gun and then we see batman looming over the joker and beating him up and
that's when harley describes him as the self-righteous batman determined to make life
miserable for my angel and that will be echoed the word angel will be echoed later in the episode
the final line she says and what and this is another bit where it works slightly better on the comic page
because you don't hear audio but just the positioning of her that you know she's talking
to like seemingly her own psychiatrist and you can tell she's on the on the couch that is such
an amazing reveal that she's talking to the Joker the whole time.
Just to show, Joker has so fully broken her and made her his own that he's like, now their roles have completely reversed.
Like, literally, their positions have reversed.
He's now in charge of her.
Let's hear the roles reversed in our next clip.
Pretty crazy, huh?
Not at all.
As a dedicated, career-oriented young woman
you felt the need to abstain from all amusement and fun it's only natural you'd be attracted to
a man who could make you laugh again i knew you'd understand anytime then there was that horrible
week when he escaped the poor thing was on the run alone and frightened i was so worried they've got him
uh
i love when she's talking about the joker being alone and afraid the paper the news line says headline says uh body count rises oh my god joker yeah the joker is way more
vicious in this uh this set of episodes and you know what that does make it more like a harvey
kersman kind of mad magazine thing of like that this character saying like i feel so bad for this
guy and the guy she feels bad for he like, has murdered a dozen people so far.
Like, God.
I think one of the choices they make in the cartoon version, I don't know if it's for
censorship reasons, but in the comic version, when Batman brings the Joker back, he's also
beaten up.
Yeah.
And in the cartoon version, he's not.
But I like that more as her memory is like, oh, he's so much more powerful than the Joker.
It's so mean to pick on him.
Yeah.
I do love the posing of the beaten up batman to let you know
like wow a really awesome episode of batman just ended and he's dropping off the joker but
but yeah you're right it works better that batman is untouched though in the flashback to
they cut the bit from the comic where you see batman just reacting like what the hell
like to harley but it's not really needed i but yeah you can you can see it from her
vantage point of just that oh here's the batman showing up after having horribly beaten this poor
defenseless man like but that puts you in her headspace of like this is why this poor woman
has given up her entire life for this guy they even get away with a bloody nose on there's a
lot of blood in this episode everybody gets like a little blood trickle in this episode coming out of their
mouth or nose and this is when she becomes harley quinn there's no like gamma rays or accident she
goes out uh you know she sees the joker um injured inside of his cell and then she goes out
raids a novelty store to become harley quinn they have all the harley quinn accessories on sale it's
like a hot topic i guess and then i like how the proprietor is first excited like wow she's buying
a lot and then he basically just gets ripped off and kicked out the door i love her like thousand
yard stairs she just walks past him because she's she's just broke like she snapped she's going like
you know what time to throw away my entire life like It's one thing, her doing all this stuff with the Joker,
that's one thing.
And Joker only wanted to use her, who knows?
I definitely don't think he thought,
she'll become my sidekick and break me out.
He probably just at first saw her as just a play thing.
Like, oh, this woman wants to interview me.
Let's see if I can just break her.
This will be fun until I break out again.
I mean, Batman says he saw you as a hired hand
the second he laid eyes on you. So yeah,'s harley quinn she breaks back into arkham she knocks a guy out the
uh the guy running the toll booth or whatever with a rubber chicken with a brick in it i love that a
loaded rubber chicken like she's got her sense of humor right from the start too and she's in
shadows until the reveal but we can clearly see she's in the costume yeah she's in the harley quinn outfit oh man the the hero shot of her like it's straight off the comic page but
her after uh smashing the glass to get to joker or say like say hello to your brand new harley
quinn it's like that is an amazing just hero shot reveal of her yeah and i just like the joker
watching all this happen he's he's horribly injured he's in his bed and she just puts like the bomb on the glass yeah and somehow does not
get murdered by the flying glass you know that should have killed him yeah you're right but
you know i i like the joker there's a little more of that in the comic page but during their whole
escape joker is just like cackling laughing because he's like wow i'm pretty lucky i didn't
expect it i didn't expect all of this but uh let's go with the flow here yes let's hear harley being born in our
next clip knock knock puddin say hello to your new improved harley quinn it seemed like we would live happily ever after
but that'll never happen as long as there's a batman around to torment my pudding
so yes batman is the problem here in this relationship yeah she's like oh obviously
everything's perfect except for batman like that explains why a normal woman would constantly be
trying to kill batman which you know there's even a tiny bit of that even this is good like uh book
ends to our series like we said when we did joker's favor like in joker's favor they have
that one little scene of harley and bat like, I know what you're thinking.
This poor girl falling into this.
This is pretty much the same, like just a bigger version of that scene.
And except if they knew Harley well enough, she wouldn't have any regrets about working with the Joker.
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
She wouldn't say I got beauty school starting to look good.
That's a funny one off line for just a character you don't have long term plans for but this tragic uh origin that makes her forever like she just be remembered
if without this origin story harley would just be remembered as like oh that was a funny henchman
for joker in a few episodes this makes her eternal this this elevates her to like yeah if you've got
a good origin story then you're a real batman that's true once you're important enough to have your origin story told and with batman
who barely features in it really uh that's just like on naruto or other shonen anime where they're
just like oh you thought i was an unimportant fight well learn my origin story now you'll know
that i'm actually an important enemy and this is when uh harley becomes a liar because uh we cut
to the bat signal in the sky and we see batman gordon and bullock all watching a when uh harley becomes a liar because uh we cut to the bat signal in the sky
and we see batman gordon and bullock all watching a video and harley is on the video asking for help
because the joker's gone off his nut he's gonna blow up the entire city and to make things even
more serious she takes off her mask and says it's not funny anymore i need your help i love the
posing of that she's like please i i and then she even just goes back into her old voice instead of
her harley voice uh yeah i wish they were cute pages on the in the comic but i understand why
they cut it but in her all her fantasy shots of what her future life would be would joke yeah
there's some really good jokes in there it's funny that like paul dini always goes back to
harley imagining like a sitcom lifestyle for them like an old-timey one that's what we see in uh the batman beyond movie yeah yeah and in this case they're like they're married
by jerry lewis officiating and buster and babs are hanging like that's such a great joke and like
the little harley quinn girl says oh jj poisoned me and harley says you just poisoned him back yeah
oh man and and also like them as old people like basically it's on
golden pond with peter fonda except they're about to have sex yes yeah i still want to fool around
honey oh so good and uh so yeah uh batman goes off to meet harley the plan is to meet her on the
docks and she'll give batman the joker's plan in the comic version he's like communicating with
gordon bullock about what's going on like oh she's alone she looks afraid and he says he's watched her for like 30
minutes like it makes batman not seem as gullible as he is in this but in this case like harley did
a good job acting and batman falls for this too because he's i think he always hopes like
is just like poison ivy does is she finally coming
to her senses and leaving the joker yeah if so i want to support that and help this woman he
he should know this is a trap but he's like no i want to believe in her somebody has to reform in
this damn town can this finally be the one person who reforms but batman doesn't realize he's in a
comic book that can never end and that's no one can reform so he basically appears in front of her like just teleports in scares her and just says open it
because she's got the briefcase and this doesn't trust that briefcase wants to give it her lets
her do it and we've all heard of Joker's trick well here is Harley's trick okay I want Gordon
to see these if what you say is true the police will Wenn das, was du sagst, wahr ist, wird die Polizei... Keiner wird auf mich zurückkehren und lebt!
Schöne Träume, Arschloch. Äh, nicht. sweet dreams sucker
he gets hypodermic from behind and i will say this joker so what happens is it's not really
the joker it's a joker kind of mannequin that talks and fires a machine gun and i guess can
pilot a boat or the boat was was sent off by somebody else who knows it's like an autopilot
you just say turn on the boat and it runs yeah you know what she really does need assistance
to pull this i think she just went to the goon store and got one goon i guess she knows a lot
of goons she'd be like hey you want to help me for the afternoon with this i think it's more
effective in the comic because i believe it's just one panel uh or it's it's very limited they have
to show more of this yeah in the animated version
and i love how it looks on the the painted cover that paul uh sorry that bruce tim did for the
original release of this comic yeah yeah of him just in shadow this scary joker shooting a machine
gun from his thing yeah it's uh and when she when she get a recording of the joker saying that too
you know she hired another goon to do the voice uh but yeah that batman trusted
her too much i also you know we did that jury episode too or the trial episode and in that one
she also knocks batman unconscious like bruce tim really is into harley quinn knocking batman
unconscious she's secretly way better than the joker yes yeah that that's the clear point of
the third act which is if you don't
give a crap about you know making it the perfect death or all of the drama she just cuts to the
chase she's like dispassionately going like yeah batman i killed you like this the point and batman
i'll just say it but the point is she's way better at this than the joker is if she just focused and
that's how the joke i'm sorry that's how batman breaks the joker's brain by explaining like this
plan is actually awesome yeah i love that yeah uh so yeah this is what
happens we come back to act three batman is strung up over this tank full of water filled
with piranhas harley is just nonchalantly sipping soda at the bar i love her a little grape soda
and that thing yeah it's a cute what a cute like teeny like she's a 50s teeny bopper just now
over on her elbows over the uh edge drinking out of the bottle.
And this place that this set piece takes place is called Aquacade, but it's based on some place called The Paradise,
which was a tacky tropical theme restaurant downstairs from WB's animation office.
And that's where Paul Dini pitched the story to Bruce Timm.
You know, if we ever go back to Burbank, we got to see if that place is still open and we got to eat there just to know like this is where the mad
love was born. Did it survive
30 years like three economic
depressions in a pandemic? You know
maybe not but
we've got pals in Warner Animation.
Let's ask them. What did it become?
Yeah. So Batman
is just coming to. He's groggily asking
her questions and Harley reveals her ruse
and it's only just the two of them there. Theoker is not involved at all according to her yeah which batman
can't believe it he's like where's the joker nah it's just us like she also just batman is ready
for like all right where's joker where's the big speech this is time for the joker speech like nah
i'm just uh she just so relaxedly her interaction with batman in this death trap is so great and i
mean we'll get to it but batman knows like, oh, I need to get the Joker involved
because he'll fuck this up.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, Batman keeps it so cool the rest of the scene, but internally he's thinking like,
I'm definitely dead unless I bring the Joker in here right now.
And this is when she explains how she finally cracked the death of a hundred smiles in that
she can't get the fish to smile.
So she hangs Batman upside down.
So it looks like they're smiling.
I love her saying like, and the victim, that's you.
You see him all upside down.
Clever.
Brilliant.
And I like how they do this more in the cartoon because in the comic, there's a panel of her.
I think there's no dialogue of her like turning the blueprint around and going like aha yeah but it's only until the explanation of batman that we get her
idea like her working through the process i love her just saying like yeah i figured out this
perfect bit joker couldn't i cracked the case like and just her whole interaction with batman
just her saying like uh you know bats it's uh's not personal. I just, I got to kill you.
Then I can be happy with the Joker.
You don't understand.
My husband is too distracted by you.
Yes, yeah, exactly.
To have sex with me and to start a family.
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So up next, Batman breaks Harley's brain.
You and the Joker?
Right-o-rony.
I've never seen you laugh before.
I don't think I like it.
Cut it out!
You're giving me the creeps!
You little fool.
The Joker doesn't love anything except himself.
Wake up, Harleen.
He had you pegged for a hired help the minute you walked into Arkham.
That's not... No
No!
He told me things, secret things he never told anyone
Was it his line about the abusive father?
Or the one about the runaway mom?
He's gained a lot of sympathy with that one
Stop it! You're making me confused!
What was it he told that one parole officer?
Oh, yes.
There was only one time
I ever saw Dad really happy.
He took me to the ice show
when I was seven. Circus.
He said it was the circus.
He's got a million
of them, Harley.
You're wrong! My put does love me does you're the problem it's great reading by
conroy because he's contemptuous but also full of pity when he goes you little fool oh so yeah
he's just like you know what i gotta i gotta just be straight with you girl like that no this is one
of conroy's best batman speeches like and we started the
series with like one of the few times batman laughs and we're ending it with the most laughter
bat it's not even just like uh trying to it's not a trick he's like well this is hilarious no and
you know return of the joker also uh has he gets doused with joker toxin but it's conroy laughing
again it's all uh you know trading on the unnaturalness of Bruce Wayne laughing but
this case I just love it so much like this this is Batman saying you think you know your boyfriend
I know him way better than you and that guy's an asshole like just that he knows that Batman
did what Harley thought she was doing when interviewing him Batman actually does have a
perfect psychological profile on Joker which is that he lies to everybody about his past to gain sympathy or use them
so that he said like oh what was that one parole officer like that parole officer probably is like
20 harleys ago like got murdered and something but just the batman knows everything i just yeah
love that the batman knows the joker so well he's like i've heard every lie the joker tells like i i know it very well and he tricked you harley and he just is breaking her by
saying well you're not important to him at all oh and just god the shot of her saying like he said
it was the circus like god it's though you know from a certain point of view isn't batman just
saying to her whatever he needs to say to get what he
wants out of her just like the joker did yes but it's the truth it is the truth yes yeah and it's
to save his life and you know save the city and continue living yeah good stuff and save her from
like a murder rap yeah yeah but in a way he's kind of like the joker here you know but she doesn't
want to she doesn't want to hear it at all she marches back to the handle that activates the
trap and she says and now you're going to die and make everything right.
Yeah.
And her eyes are full of tears.
Again, it's a kid's cartoon.
It's on at 930 in the morning saying, you're going to die.
Yes.
It's a big move.
Oh, and again, just Batman's other speech of saying like, well, you're not going to prove to him I'm dead.
Sure.
And when she looks at his belt, he's like, yeah, I guess you got is that really enough is he really gonna believe you he's got to see me die what a
great way to trick her into doing it and i like that just drop line to let you know well here's
where his belt is yeah and obviously she's smart enough to have taken it off of him oh man just the
way he says like uh you know scraps of bones and cloth like he's not gonna believe that and just the look on her face like looking back and forth she's like oh cloth. Like, he's not going to believe that.
And just the look on her face, like, looking back and forth,
she's like, oh, no, he's right.
He's right.
Like, you can see the math.
She's doing it all in her head, like, logically thinking,
crap, he's right.
Joker's never going to believe me.
And meanwhile, the Joker is hard at work while Batman is strung up. He's looking at all of these different blueprints, pacing back and forth.
That's when we get the line to Riddler. One of my all-time i've said it a million i think
i've said it on this podcast so many times but i love him you were right i forgot that was in this
and there there is a very fine line between a riddler plan and a joker plan yes they both
involve clues but one of them is funnier which joker is noticing there he's like ah this is why
i can never do these things it's too riddler i can never give too many clues and that's when the phone rings he answers it and we hear from his
end you have who tied up where oh man i love his half listening of like oh batman you don't say
what like yeah yeah and this is when the joker mobile speeds off into the distance in the uh
comic you can see he's actually hit somebody with his car. Yes, yeah. And this is where it's the one scene I really wish was in this of just Joker to further show that Joker is a toxic man and an awful person.
His imagination of why he doesn't want Harley killing Batman.
He's imagining Riddler, Two-Face, and Penguin all saying like, oh, did you hear Joker's girlfriend killed Batman?
What a loser.
Oh, hey, look, it's Mr. Harley Quinn.
And it's all making Joker doubt his manhood if she kills Batman.
That's true.
You know, a lot of awful guys,
they don't like when their partners,
their female partners are more successful than them.
Yeah.
And they just are resentful or they can't let it happen.
They sabotage things.
I know that they sabotage.
Like, either they just let the...
That's the too far for Joker here. He's like she's gonna succeed where i failed like
it it's already it's very clear in the next scene but i do it's maybe too jokey for this moment i
can see but just him or also it would add a lot of money to the budget if they had to get in those
three voice actors yes one moment but it's Paul Williams up to? But it is so funny
seeing the Joker imagine like
all the guys in the club are going to laugh at me
that my girlfriend killed Batman. That's why
I need to win the Eisner of podcasting.
Or else I'll always be inferior.
You'll always be in her shadow. That Eisner's
mocking me from her shelf.
So yeah, we cut back to Harley
who says, nerds to you.
And when I told Mr. J what I was doing,
he was so thrilled he could hardly speak.
And then we get the Joker busting it with Harley.
Oh man, just his hands pushing the door open
and screaming, such a great pose.
It's straight off the comic page, so good.
It is a better pose in the comic.
I rewatched the animated series.
Obviously they can't do as good of a job
as someone sitting down to draw one panel, but it's still effective in the show but man that is an
amazing pose that bruce tim drew yes yeah man and just this again is when joker becomes like this
captures an abusive partner so perfectly that he that harley is saying but you said all these
things these this is what you wanted right and then he just moves the goal post absolutely no this is
why you're wrong you did everything i said i wanted but you're wrong and this is how like
nothing is good enough joker again this it it's painful if you've been like they say in the in
their talk about adini and tim in the in the comic of just if you know what being mad love is like
this is very painful.
It's so perfectly expressed here with Joker.
And Harley's in denial.
She does not read anger on his face.
She runs over to greet him like, oh, you'll never believe what happened.
And that's when we get the slap.
And you know what?
I think it's more effective in animation because we have the Joker drawing back his hand and we pan away from it as he slaps her.
Yeah.
And see Batman's reaction.
Yeah.
It's like oh yeah and
yeah this is like a violence that intimate is still pretty shocking in a kid's cartoon yeah
and it's tasteful it's tasteful because they cut away but you see the hand drawing back so it's an
interesting choice they you know marvel has had this thing too where a couple of superheroes in
in an old like story from the 70s,
there's an example with the Ant-Man character Hank Pym.
He, in a time of distress in a story where he's literally losing his mind, he backhands his wife, the wasp,
and that has been with him forever.
People think, oh, Hank Pym's not the main character of the Ant-Man movies because everybody knows him as the guy who hit his wife.
And yet this guy has an eatery at Disneyland.
That's the thing.
The domestic abuse hot dog stand.
Well, see that?
Yeah, it is Pym's Kitchen.
Well, that's not in the movies now.
But meanwhile, with Joker, Joker can do all of this stuff.
Like in the killing joke by Alan Moore, he essentially, yeah, he does sexually assault Batgirl like Barbara Gordon.
He has all this stuff.
It doesn't make him any less of a sellable Lego of a main character and stuff.
Yeah.
It's crazy that Joker can go to the darkest of places, but they can still also put him in all of the kids stuff too
you know Joker is that flexible of a character I guess and yeah it's uh I guess it's fitting
that's the last episode because this is just the ugliest he's been yes yeah you know this
you got a little taste of this in Joker's relationship with her but this is if you look
at it this closely the Joker could only be this kind of boyfriend to her he could
not be loving or caring in any way then he wouldn't be the joker he's gotta keep tearing
her down yeah like in this next clip but puddin i i don't understand don't you want to finally get
rid of batman only if i do it idiot but it's still your plan see everything just like you said
except i hung the guy upside down so he'd see
their little frowns as little smiles. Now it all works. Except you had to explain it to me.
If you have to explain a joke, then it's no joke. Now I'll calm down, Putnam. You've forgotten what
I told you a long time ago. One of the painful truths of comedy? You always take shots
from folks who just don't get
the joke.
And don't call me
Puddin'.
That's a shocking, another shocking moment. Sorry to
repeat myself so much, but i was thinking if
this was like a noir psychodrama from like the 40s or 50s she would die yes and the joker would
be caught and they just say you killed the only woman who ever loved you and he'd be taken away
by the police but they obviously can't kill this marketable character they can't kill her on a kid
show but effectively this should be her death like the most ironic death ever and tragic death
that after doing
everything the joker wanted it actually pushed him far enough to just be like you know what i'm
done with you just like you're dead i've had enough of your shit i i you've i've used you in
all the ways i can i can't use you anymore and even when we see her just broken body in the alley
with blood coming out of her mouth she blames herself oh my fault yeah i mean what's
painful too is like is they were writing it then they were basing it on the real world like you
hear you would hear so many stories of people in abusive relationships who just even even when
the person is injures you horribly the the other the victim just says it was my fault i must have
done something or i made him mad or i shouldn't have talked to him after this.
Well, obviously, I should have known.
I shouldn't have talked to him after his team lost the Super Bowl.
It's my fault.
And that's what Joker groomed her into thinking.
It's all so painfully realistic.
That's what makes it a memorable story, but also shocking to be in a, again you said 9 a.m on a saturday morning
kind of cartoon and i mean there's a lot there's a lot more blood in the comic and i think uh i
keep wanting to call him professor gordon i don't know why sorry commissioner gordon and like
montoya and bullock find her in the alley and they're like oh my god it makes it sad yeah i
think it's montoya who's closest like to see have another woman look at her i think makes it even more painful to
see but yeah the and also the coco and dong yang you know they don't have the biggest budgets for
these certainly not as big as it was in the first season they're told to do slow-mo fall with
shattered glass all around but they make it work they're like we'll do four seconds of slow-mo and
that's all they need to sell it as like Your brain buys the entire scene with slow motion.
And I guess Tim thought that there was a prominent stuffed swordfish on the wall at that restaurant,
and so that's why he has a swordfish be her defense mechanism against the Joker there.
That's also sad because she's supposed to be in love with him,
but she realizes, oh, I need something to defend myself with. and it's just like you feel like she's been in this position
before oh well yeah she's like recognizing before oh he's talking this way he's he might almost kill
me i better you know what just like just as a precaution just get this swordfish between us
and this is when uh the joker uh at first is going to let batman go because it's like well
this isn't my plan and let's just forget this whole thing ever happened.
All right.
See you later at the store.
Yeah.
And then he stops himself and realizes like, oh, this is a pretty good opportunity.
And he comes back and he puts a gun just to Batman's head.
And again, that's Harley's original plan.
Like, just shoot him.
Which he had a great big speech about like, oh, you're so wrong.
And now he's like, hey, you know what?
Bat in the hand is worth two in the belfry. I you're gonna go out with a laugh after all ha ha ha but batman has
been in this position before because as soon as the joker fires he kicks his arms up into the air
yeah and then that's when the bullet uh shatters the piranha class obviously there's some comedic
opportunities here because they're flying out of the tank and biting the joker on the butt i love
yeah an old butt bite which after
the joker as far as you know as a viewer murdered his girlfriend in a in a in the height of
abusiveness now it's a silly joke of like i'm getting bit in the butt by piranhas hey and uh
batman it's kind of silly after seemingly the death of harley quinn but batman is like hopping
across the floor while being chained up gets the lock pick in his teeth and that's how he frees himself that's so great with his teeth he pulls the lock pick out of his uh
belt and then frees himself which you know once you see the batman's down but you're like oh yeah
he's he's gonna be free of those chains like in eight seconds that that that's bad man for you
and that's when batman chases the joker up this all these flights of stairs and i think uh gordon
and bullock and the rest are there in the comic too they're with batman but batman goes off on his own after this next part there is a funny bit
in a comic where joker's gonna pull out his gun and then uh gordon says look out he's got a fish
and joker had a fish replace his gun and he's like oh crap my gun's gone and yeah they chase
him to the edge of the roof of the building uh the joker jumps he grabs into the railing of the building and it snaps off and we hear a blood curdling scream.
Then we pan down.
He's on the back of a train and says, made you look.
Oh, so good.
So good.
What a little stinker that Joker is, man.
And he continues to taunt Batman, who unfortunately for the Joker, teleports behind him.
She almost had me, you know.
Arms and legs chained, dizzy from the blood rushing to my head.
I had no way out other than convincing her to call you.
I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the honor of killing me.
Though I have to admit, she came a lot closer than you ever did.
Puddin'.
Yeah, and this is the beginning of a pretty brutal 20-second fight.
And everything from the comic, how it's staged, plays out here, including the Joker just pulling out a knife.
Like, I'm just going to stab this guy to death.
You know, on the page, when you can read at your own pace, the posing, like, feels even more impactful because it lasts as long as you want to imagine it.
They integrate it into animation very well especially with you know in
the comic page batman like hand claps his ears like boxes his ears and he does it in the comic
cartoon too but you do have to have that flash of white for the impact yeah which still is like
you're still teaching little kids to do that in a fight with their brother to just like oh yeah i
should just smash him in the ears when i'm fighting my brother but yeah it's not even like a silly uh like a funny sword or whatever it's like i'm just gonna
stab you with this knife i found on the streets which also then is when he finally makes contact
with that knife in return of the joker right yeah i just i love batman rubbing it in of just like
explaining oh yeah she definitely was gonna kill me i had to trick her into bringing you here
because i know
you'd fuck it up and you know what she got closer than you ever did put in and telling him calling
him the name he hates being called like god damn what a great just rubbing by batman and just his
little smirk when he says it like that's why it breaks the joker because joker's like you got a
joke on me like yeah you asshole the bat Batman's scoring off all these people in this episode.
I know, yeah.
And yeah, blood is trickling down his chin
after this next scene because he blocks the knife.
He just bats the Joker off the train.
The Joker falls into a smokestack.
He's seemingly dead.
And yeah, everyone is bleeding in this episode.
But even the people on the news afterwards are like,
yeah, Joker always survives this stuff nobody
joker's not dead you know i forgot the ending and of course you know batman beyond exists
uh and the movie exists but i thought you know before this epilogue did they just kill harley
quinn and the joker for their last episode because i forgot how the ending went you know
what i mean i think they want to fool you right they do yeah they want you to think because it
would be the perfect ending of like,
Joker's dead and Harley's finally free.
What a great ending.
And that's why it feels,
to build it up so well like that is why Dini is so good,
because he and Tim,
that they let you think,
no more madness.
Everything's fine.
Harley's at least free because Batman saved her.
And then, boom! No no it's not uh man that
that even joke you know batman in this episode he really is the third wheel in a bad relationship
like he's the person who's uh in his own way saying like you know girl you got to get out of
here like you you're in a bad place it is a weird weird love triangle, I guess. Yes, yeah, because Joker is in love with Batman.
I mean, hearing Batman say, like,
Joker doesn't love anyone except himself, like, yeah.
But I think Batman is lying to himself a little bit there.
Joker's in love with Batman.
Absolutely.
Yes, yeah.
Let's hear our final clip of this series.
Though the Joker has been notorious for resurfacing when least expected,
it seems unlikely that he has survived his latest brush with Batman.
Never again.
No more obsession.
No more craziness.
No more Joker.
I finally see that slime for what he is.
A murderous, manipulative, irredeemable... Angel. Oh, that last music there, that last up there, like the music was saying she's finally cured.
Like that little up like, oh, no, she's she's not.
And this this plays out better in the cartoon version.
There's a lot more
uh dialogue from harley in this uh and also the other doctor has a few words to say kind of like
a real i told you so kind of maneuver you know it doesn't work as well with that i told you so
uh because it doesn't let harley it's better to be inside harley's mind to know that she almost
was free like that makes it more tragic she's telling
herself yes i see it all so clearly now this is who the joker is and then the one rose gift brings
her back she's like oh actually no i was wrong he is the perfect little angel again instead in the
comic to have leland be there to just be like see didn't i tell you what was gonna happen to you
and like i like it better
than it's just her journey it's more economical more effective also in the comic page instead of
saying an angel she's like what did it feel like and she says it felt like a kiss uh that's a
reference to the 1962 pop song by the crystals he hit me and it felt like a kiss oh wow okay which
is an intentionally tragic story of a woman
in an abusive relationship and how she justifies herself to it to herself it's meant to be a sad
song not a happy song though the song is produced by phil specter so yeah adds a bit more darkness
to it no i was surprised to see that uh the this this wraps up so nicely that it's different in
the comic the dialogue and i didn't know that was a reference to a song oh yeah yeah yeah i mean uh it's it's one of those like
saddest song list kind of songs i i like it better if her just going back like he's an angel like
boom all he had to do was get her back and also because uh the endless cycle of these stories
harley can't really leave him for this world she always needs to be with him but not until she gets
her own series in 20 years.
That's what's great.
Her getting her own series actually is when she can finally be independent again
and not be Joker's sidekick.
And yeah, that is my preferred way of seeing Harley Quinn now as a character.
I like the idea that Harley Quinn used to be Joker's sidekick.
I think that is an important part of her origin,
is that she was
in a toxic relationship with Joker, but
the Harley that has new adventures now
today is somebody who
overcame a bad relationship
and is now navigating the waters
of what is my life without the Joker?
And you know, sometimes she relapses,
sometimes the Joker comes back in her life
and convinces her to
do one more mission, but most of the time she lives in her life and convinces her to do one more mission.
But most of the time she lives her own life.
And sometimes she dates Poison Ivy.
Sometimes she doesn't.
You know, but that's what's interesting about Harley to me.
It's a rich tapestry, in other words.
Yes, I really didn't like when Suicide Squad, the first one, came out in 2016.
Hot Topic was selling all this stuff of like harley and uh harley and joker what uh the uh
classic romance and they were sold it's like like they were jack skellington and um sally sally yeah
like they were being sold the same and tons of fans including me were thinking like this is not
how you sell harley and joker to today's you i mean people read them the wrong way because i see
that memed all the time where it's just like, I'm the Joker.
I'm psycho.
My wife's a crazy bitch.
She's Harley Quinn.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's like, no, this is all wrong.
No, I'm sorry.
I mean, look, Skellington and Sally aren't the healthiest relationship through that movie either.
But both know they made a mistake and they're fine in the end.
Yes.
And this just shows what's a cycle that she'll never break free from.
Yeah. Yeah. they're fine in the end you know yes and this just shows like what's a cycle that she'll never break free from really yeah which is what i like like in the uh the harley show that we did what a
cartoon about it's all about what she does when she breaks up with the joker like yeah and yeah
this is the last episode of batman and again i curse you batman beyond you took this from us no
it's a fine show but it was look at how good it was when it ended it's so tragic yeah yeah it's
you know the the the comebacks they did they're always good but it's never as good at like you
know mystery the batwoman's all right uh basically the finale of this series that they did in return
of the joker a great one episode of batman but uh you know they always they've done so many things
that try to recapture the magic
but they can't really i much prefer when they do the justice league show is its own show and a
really good riff on the super stories and not trying to be like oh it's a batman noir story
no this is batman having sci-fi adventures with his costumed pals you know but this this was a
really special thing and i think it's great for as far as last episodes
go and i like to consider this the last episode to take their greatest comic story that they hadn't
adapted and then adapting it feels like a perfect like full circle yeah especially because the
harley was invented for the series so ending with her origin story is also a perfect yeah ribbon to tie
it off i guess it's better to go out on top than to continue and then just have people regret that
you're still on the air yeah and what their budget would keep getting cut and like pokemon would have
killed it anyway you'd have to see even more commercials of bruce wayne going like pikachu
he's a powerful light i want all of those i want to see pinky in the brain finding like
gold bad or something i don't know there's a lot of those out there oh yeah those uh it's it's
amazing that the spielberg team like played ball i'm surprised that ruger and his guys weren't just
like we're not touching this pokemon bullshit yeah promote the thing that's going to kill you
yeah but yes uh thank you everyone for subscribing and listening and yeah we really appreciate this
has been really fun like you said up
front Henry at the beginning of this we normally just cover
animated sitcoms so this was a challenge but also
a fun challenge just to talk
about something different and it's also been
the first miniseries we've
done where life has not been
utter hell in terms of COVID
so it's been strange where
I mean these have always been fun distractions
but now the world's
opening up again too so i think we've all been in better moods yeah and just to live in batman
and this was our first time of not just going in chronological order but picking our favorites from
a gigantic series which was a lot of fun you know i especially for a short-lived show like mission
hill it's fun to go through every single one of them but for a
show as big as this i'm glad we just did if we had just kept ourselves to just the first 10 episodes
of batman the animated series we couldn't have taken the full scope of it all at once you know
and it worked out really well because uh we covered the first joker appearance first and
the last episode last and then the holiday episodes lined up with the holidays yeah yeah
it all worked out and uh i mean in case you're wondering i i know we'll be back to this
i mean there's 100 episodes we've covered 10 of them yes and there are so many i mean uh i i had
to skip a few of the ones that i think could have easily fit into this 10 oh totally and there's
only a few ones that i sort of bad but still watchable it'd be very easy for us to do another
10 very very easy laughing fish that's my first
one in the next picks for sure i it shouldn't be every joker episode but they really are the best
yes i hate to say it it's uh well i mean they they wanted to write the best episodes with him
in it yeah he's he's great and for all our patrons out there just to remind you uh this is the end
of 2021 i had to think about that for a second. Crazy to say it out loud. Yes. 2022 is beginning,
but don't go anywhere because we are having now in the new year, both Talking Futurama and Talking
of the Hill are going to be monthly series now. So immediately once the new year starts,
you'll have two new exclusives coming at you in January, along with early access and all that
stuff. So yeah, we moved Talking of the Hill to be a now monthly series just like talking futurama was last year and they're going to be running uh every month uh
throughout 2022 i had to keep thinking of what year is next year yeah because because you know
before very likely king of the hill would have won our spring mini series thing again anyway so
we're just like instead of just doing 12 episodes of king of the hill across three months like we did before, let's just spread it out over the year like we do at Talking Futurama.
And it's just a constant now.
So once a month you get a Futurama and once a month you get a King of the Hill.
Yeah.
And then in the fall we'll be doing another miniseries and who knows what form that will take.
But there's another one coming at you.
So just to let you know, there's going to be tons of new stuff coming in the new year.
We can't wait along with our Talking Simpsons live show and all that fun stuff.
So many fun things. But what a great 2021 for all
and i hope all you batman fans enjoyed us uh exploring the dark knight so indepthly as we did
so thanks again for subscribing and we'll see you again next year for more fun podcasts take care It's just me, B-Man.
No Joker, no gas bombs, no city in peril.
Just you, that tank, and me.
Why?
To show Mr. J I could really pull off one of his plans.
See, he could never get these fishies to smile.
But then I had the bright idea of hanging the victim
That's you upside down that way to you. It'll look like this smiling
clever
brilliant