Talking Simpsons - Talk To The Audience?!? - August 2025
Episode Date: September 3, 2025We've hit the beginning of the month, which means it's time for another episode of our community podcast! This time around—in the wake of Comic-Con—it's been a slow news month, but we at least hav...e the broadcast season 37 premiere and Ella McCay to discuss. (That's right, THE Ella McCay!) And, as always, we read and respond to your comments and questions from the last round of episodes. It's all happening on Talk to the Audience, where we bad want money now!
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Hello everybody and welcome to talk to the audience where no news is good news.
I'm one of your host, Bob Mackey, one of the 4.4 million viewers of the King of the Hill reboot.
Who is here with me today, as always?
Already waiting in line for my tickets for Ella McKay, Henry Gilbert.
And yes, welcome to talk to the audience, our community podcast.
This goes live at the end of the month on our Patreon and the beginning of the month on the free feed.
And in this podcast, we talk about what's happening in the Simpsons world and in our world.
And then we respond to your questions and comments from the last month's worth of episodes.
And there is very little news to speak up in the Simpsons world.
Henry had to scrape the news barrel with his news scraper.
And actually two of the news items out of the three are not even related to the Simpsons at all.
But they're in the realm of the Simpsons.
So I think it's safe to talk about them.
There was very little news in these gym mats this month.
I had to have rind it up.
You know, there's two types of news in the Simpsons world.
One is bad news that is not planned.
And then there's good news that is a press release.
And all of their press release good news was a comic con.
And meanwhile, fortunately, knock on wood, there hasn't been bad news that was unplanned yet.
Yeah, this goes live in about a week and a half on the free feed from this recording date currently right now.
So things could potentially happen in the next 10 days.
I hope they don't.
If they do, I hope they're good.
So we're hanging out here on August 22nd, just in case you're wondering.
And yes, not a lot of news happening because Comic Con just happened, as Henry pointed out,
but we do have some news about broadcast season 37.
The season premiere is set for September 28th, so expect to hear us talk about that on October's talk to the audience.
And it's another episode that promises to break the hearts of timeline nerds.
So there is no title assigned to this episode yet, as of this recording.
But here is the official description, quote,
Lisa discovers Marge's vintage clothes from the 90s
and is welcomed to the school's elite fashion club
but to feed their hunger for retro looks
the thrifters break the law
becoming a fashionista bling ring
so I assume Lisa is going to find
Marge's oversized space jam t-shirts
Charlotte Hornet's starter jacket
something like that because we all know Marge was a child in the 90s
this is common it's common fact about the Simpsons
what was the last season that they had a joke
the entire joke was about her being mad
that in high school that Tim Meadows had left Saturday
night live, you know.
Yes.
This is Matt Selman officially tweaking all of us nerds out there by continuing this thread
of Homer and Marge, kids of the 90s, get used to it, everybody.
I mean, if they want to make a story about Marge in high school, like, it can't be
1974 anymore.
Like, we just covered the way we weren't.
And then that one is Al Jean admitting, this is the mistake.
This is the problem.
So, yes, look forward to that on September 28th.
And look forward to our coverage of broadcast season 37 as the year.
rolls on. So again, Henry had to scrape the news barrel. We had to retire that barrel.
It was too scraped. But the trailer for James L. Brooks's next film, Ella McKay, was released.
And it's about a young woman who becomes a governor. And it's about her relationship with her
crazy family. And it's Woody Harrelson and Jamie Lee Curtis, I believe, are the parents of this
titular Ella McKay. The mother is dead. So I think Jamie Lee Curtis is like an aunt or
something. Okay. I must have missed that detail in the trailer. But Henry, I'm curious about
your description, because you have it written down here that it seems kind of crazy. And I'm
wondering, what's your take on Ella McKay? Well, my immediate reaction to watching the trailer was,
so the trailer starts with Julie Kavanaugh is also a major character. And she, in the trailer,
the trailer identifies herself as, I'm the narrator. Hello. Actually, you're closest. When I was
trying to imitate Julie Kavana for my wife in this trailer, I realized like, oh, she can't go that
high anymore. So she sounds more like Patty or Selma.
these days. And actually, she sounds closer to March's speaking voice in her natural voice
in her 70s. But I didn't know that Julie Kavanaugh was such a major character in it.
So what was crazy to me was the trailer feels like many other James L. Brooks films, which are
about like, oh, this is a family. Isn't it crazy? And people are talking like James L. Brooks
characters and all that. And the young woman in her mid 30s, Ella McKay, played by Emma Mackie,
a British actress, no relation, but she spells it just like YouTube. I know. Hey, maybe
there could be a long-lost uncle in there somewhere. Maybe I'm entitled to the Mackey Fortune.
So what seemed crazy was that it had all this like, Woody Harrelson is telling her like, oh, you know, I met a new woman and Ella seems jealous that it's like, oh, it's like you're forgetting mom kind of thing. And then at about the halfway point of the trailer, they're like, you're the governor of the state you were born and raised in. I was like, wait, this is a story about a governor? What? I guess we don't get many movies about governors that aren't political thrillers. So that's an interesting new take.
from James L. Brooks. And yes, his last movie was the horribly titled How Do You Know, which for
whatever reason, I'm guessing it was because of Jack Nicholson. It cost $120 million. Folks, they're not
in outer space in this movie. They are people in adult relationships in, I want to say probably
New York City. I haven't seen the film. It killed his working relationship with Columbia that last
film. Like, it did so poorly and cost so much money. And I've heard Tim Calpacus tell stories about being
a production assistant
and running around
with that script to the most famous
people in Hollywood and that's all
they meant like Leonardo DiCaprio and all these other
people just to share with him that script
and now it does feel like
after how do you know
I doubt that there was as much prestige
around the production of L. McKay
though I also wonder if James L. Brooks
sees this as like that how do you know
can't be my last movie? I have to do
better than that. James L. Brooks
he's still kicking around 85 years old
So this potentially who knows what could happen
We wish him the best
This potentially could be his last movie
But if it is hopefully
It'll be more successful than how do you know
Which the title of that film led to a great bit
On We Hate Movies.
We love the We Hate Movies podcast
And at one point in their history
They were trying to recall the name of the movie
And one of them said
Oh, it's called You Gotta Do It
And so they eventually found the name of the movie
But the phrase, you got to do it
became a catchphrase on We Hate Movies
At the point where I believe
Andrew Drupin even replied to me
with you got to do it on something I put out on blue sky.
So I credit how do you know for at least giving us you got to do it?
I needed the blank check guys to remind me that like James L. Brooks was once regarded for like about 15, 20 years as like, oh, this is one of the best writer directors in film like broadcast news, terms of endearment, and as good as it gets, were beloved actor-driven Oscar-winning films that made the stars of it like household names.
Yeah, yeah.
And he was really brought low by that.
You've got to do it film he made in 2010.
But we're wishing him the best.
And actually, I do want to see this because I didn't care about.
I keep wanting to call it, you got to do it.
I keep, okay, I didn't really care about how do you know.
I mean, it seems like not a lot of people cared about it.
I'm not alone in this.
But I was watching the trailer.
And there were a lot of, like, classic James L. Brooks lines.
Like, when L. M.K. meets her estranged father, he weirds her out.
And Jamie Lee Curtis tells him, you promise me you wouldn't be yourself.
That's totally a James L. Brooks line.
Yeah.
What was it Mike Reese said he thought of the best, like James L. Brooks line of like, I wish I loved you as much as you feel I should or I deserve to love you or something like that.
Yeah, they were spending a lot of time in those early years of the Simpsons trying to emulate James O. Brooks.
And often succeeding.
James O. Brooks's like heart is part of the mix in Simpsons, though we always usually prefer the sneaky bad boys who want to make silly comedy nerd stuff around the heart of a James O. Brooks.
Yeah, it's a nice mix, but we're more a fan of the sneaky bad.
boys. But yeah, that is the most Simpsons-related thing we have to talk about outside of the season
premiere. But we have one more news item that should make everyone happy if you enjoy our
podcast and our coverage and Simpsons-related shows because the King of the Hill Revival
hit 4.4 million views in one week and was Disney's biggest adult animated premiere in five
years. So this news was shared by showrunner Saladin Patterson. So it seems like there could be
a renewal soon. There was a 20-episode order. And of course, that was broken up a new
two seasons and we'll see that next 10 next year presumably but i'm hoping the momentum of this
will give them another order and it seems like never before has this show been more promoted by
any network it was like king of the hill was just a mainstay that was largely ignored by its parent
company but now when i go online at least around its premiere i saw so many ads i and now things
like i believe like what a burger has a branded king of the hill burger and lots of promotions
And so for the first time since it premiered on Fox,
I feel like the show is finally getting attention from the company
who has chosen to air its episodes.
Yeah, Disney, PR marketing, Hulu, whoever, whatever department had a budget,
they spent it on King of the Hill.
Like more than, you know, the initial season of Hulorama,
there's a new season of HuluRama coming out on September 13th,
but you don't hear much about that.
They are spending the real money on this King of the Hill debut for sure.
Yeah, that's right.
So by the time we cover the next talk to the audience, by the time we record that podcast, we will have probably watched a lot of the new Futurama and presumably a lot of the new Beavis and Butthead.
But yeah, those are not getting the same attention as New King of the Hill, unfortunately.
Maybe there was like a little bit of hype around Futurama.
I remember being in Portland right after a new season premiered and I saw a billboard and I thought this is the only time I've ever seen Futurama advertised anywhere, period.
That's right. We told Bill Oakley about it.
Like, no, by the Powell's books.
There's a big Futurama on Hulu sign there, yeah.
But what they weren't doing with Futurama was paying for ads in Fortnite.
Well, actually, no, there was Futurama in Fortnite.
I take that back.
But they weren't paying for ad placement on WWE Smackdown or having Hank Hill be interviewed by Theo Vaughn.
Yes, yeah.
A whole lot of promotion was going into it.
I saw because Facebook is very weird.
So if you joined Facebook very early on, you could put in like, well,
here's all the stuff I like, and that was just a very basic social media profile.
But eventually over time, Facebook turned all of the things you told it you liked into follows for those respective pages.
So, like, way back in the day, I wrote, I like King of the Hill on Facebook as one of my interests.
And so it made me follow the King of the Hill Facebook page much later.
And then I saw that some writer for the show is answering questions that were sent into Hank as Hank Hill.
And they've been pretty funny.
So they're doing a lot across many different media channels for the promotion of this new series.
That is really cool. I mean, even, obviously, Theo Vaughn sucks, but you just called my attention to this guy. I have no idea. He probably has like 14,000 times the listeners that we do. But you told me he's a kind of not quite as right, Rogan guy. Pretty much if you're a brand that the metrics say that Rogan is too toxic for your brand. Theo Vaughn is more of the middle of the rogue guy. Now, you maybe saw him on road rules when you were a youth, Bob, because that's what Theo Vaughn first got famous for.
I only saw the first season of road rules.
How deep was he into those rules?
Man, I feel like he was only in the challenge seasons or the later, like, post-cruise ones, I don't know.
I kind of tapped out after that first road rules, but I did enjoy the hell out of it.
But he made his mark as a road rules contestant.
Yeah, I mean, now his job is to play it being like, he's a millionaire who pretends he's white trash.
Like, that's his thing.
Like, oh, I'm a white trash Louisiana guy.
And he's just like, I just talked since.
I first heard of him because Bernie Sanders did his show.
I was like, how, what's this all about?
And then, of course, it's like, he only, in my opinion, he only had Sanders on to then as cover have on, like, Trump and J.D. Vance back to back on the show.
So he could be like, I talk to everybody.
Well, it's okay.
So Hank Hill was on the same talk show as Donald Trump.
Yes.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting phenomenon here.
But, hey, if you watch that thing, you'll get the answer of does Hank Hill know what a podcast is.
Oh, nice.
Maybe I'll just watch that clip alone.
But yeah, that is all that's happening in terms of Simpsons and Simpsons related news.
Now let's talk about what's happening in our neck of the woods,
specifically on the Talking Simpsons Network,
and we want to start things off here
by giving our schedule for the month of September.
So some people took things the wrong way
when we let them know during our anniversary podcast
that anime was not as popular as other things.
That doesn't mean we're not going to do anime anymore.
I want to keep pointing that out.
And because of that, we are covering anime in September
a classic anime for old people, Slayers,
the fantasy comedy series that was really part
of a Slayer's bubble in the,
late aughts to early 2000s, but we're going back to the first series. We're covering episode
16. It's titled Passion. Shall we give our lives for the stage? So classic anime episode title
there. And yes, this is something I've always wanted to do for a cartoon since we started
the episode. And we're going to have Nina on as a guest. And Nina did a lot of original
research on the Japanese internet. So I imagine that this podcast will have a ton of
information that has never been heard on an English language source like ours.
We're recording it later today and I myself can't wait to hear about it because I was a casual Slayers enjoyer and I have been looking forward to this.
And yeah, I swear this was like one of our like brainstorming what a cartoon years ago is just like, well, if we did a only animation podcast, what would we do?
And like, I feel like Slayers was mentioned that.
Yes.
And I was like, if only I had a wife that knew a lot about Slayers, then we could do the podcast.
And then, you know, the prophecy finally came into being and came true.
So yes, look forward to that.
I imagine I'm kind of scared because we're recording this later.
today, but it likely will be over three hours with all of the notes and original research that
Nina did. So please look forward to that. Again, that is Slayers. And I will say it's pretty
unavailable these days, unfortunately. Funimation had the license for a while. It let the
license lapse. And currently, if you want to find these episodes, they're on your old buddy internet
archive. And you can watch the dub on there. I fully recommend that because there's legally no
way to find these. They're not streaming anywhere. You can't buy them anywhere. But again,
archive.org, always your friend if you're looking for lost media.
And up next, we have our mini-series episodes for our people on the Patreon at patreon.com slash Talking Simpsons.
Up first, Talking Futurama Law and Oracle, and it answers the question, what if Fry became a cop?
Now, it's not as bad as you think, because mostly this episode is interested in making fun of the Police Academy series of films.
I had remembered it as the Minority Report episode, when in actuality it's like 20% minority report and 80% Police Academy parody.
Yes.
They're really giving it to Police Academy, perhaps.
20 years too late, but hey, it's probably the last possible time in recorded history, you will get to hear Police Academy jokes. And not jokes from Police Academy, but jokes about Police Academy. So look forward to that if you're a patron. And also for patrons, we have a really special thing coming up for talking of the Hill because we're covering one of the reboot episodes, we're covering episode seven of the King of the Hill reboot any given Hill day. This episode went on for a very long time, this recording, and it is over three hours long.
we had so many things to say just about the whole season
it is slightly spoilery for the whole season
so if you haven't watched it all yet and don't want it spoiled
watch out for them but we had so much fun on that one
and it was a mini therapy session too for me a little bit
for that specific episode of father's son dynamic stuff
a lot of the new series is about an adult man and his father
and we talk about that too so this episode went on for so long
we're going to give a portion of it to the free feed so if you're on the free feed
you'll get to hear our discussion about the series as a whole
the reboot series as a whole and how it came into being and kind of the history of King of the Hill's rocky relationship with Fox.
So if you enjoy hearing that chunk, you can hear the rest of the chunk and the rest of Talking of the Hill by signing up for the Patreon at patreon.com slash Talking Simpsons.
I recommend it because it's how I get paid.
And also for what a cartoon movie, that is for $10 patrons at patreon.com slash Talking Simpsons.
We are moving far away from Disney.
We're putting Disney behind us for now because we just covered four Disney films in a row.
And we're covering the Lego movie for September, something far different, something I've seen before and I really like.
So I'm looking forward to digging into this, maybe finally watching the sequel.
This will give me a chance to understand the full Legoverse because I have seen the Lego Batman movie.
And I do like it to a point, but I really enjoy this.
And it will bring us back to the time when we liked seeing Chris Pratt get cast in things.
You'll be saying everything is awesome if you sign up for the Patreon and listen to it.
That is true.
And again, the What a Cartoon Movie podcast is for people at the 10.
our level at patreon.com slash talking Simpsons.
So it's a very exciting month for all of you patrons out there and all your few free listeners.
And Henry and I are preparing for some big trips.
So we are working far in advance.
Like we're like a month to six weeks ahead in terms of recording.
So we've got everything covered.
We're looking forward to all the great stuff we're putting out for the rest of the year.
And now we've covered our Patreon stuff and our scheduling stuff.
Let's talk about what we've been playing and watching that's not necessarily related to the podcast.
Well, me, I've had a real Metal Gear month.
Actually, I'm wearing my Metal Gear Solid 2 t-shirt right now from Uniclo.
Could you believe it was marked down to $8?
Nobody wants to buy a Sons of Liberty t-shirt except for Bob Mackey?
Well, it's true, unfortunately.
But yes, in the month of August, I did play through Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2 via the master collection on my PC.
It's fairly okay, although I do recommend you look up some of the mods that improve things like loading times and prevent things like crashes, and they're very easy to install if you have the PC version.
But Metal Gear Solid 1 still holds up, still very impressive.
still love all the characters, the story, the voice acting. And actually, I found it to be very
easy because as the series rolls on, you get to do more and more advanced versions of the
things you do, Metal Gear Solid 1. The controls aren't quite as smooth, but it does feel a little
primitive in the actions they're making you do. So I kind of just plowed through it. It's like a
10 to 12 hour game, but really enjoyed it, loved going back to it, have not played it since
probably the Twin Snakes remake in 2003, and maybe just a few times before that. So it's been a good
22 years or whenever that game came out. I think it was, was it 2004, 2005, so maybe it's
been 20 years. Yeah, Twin Snakes, I think that was 04 or 03, because Metal Gear 3 I know
was the end of 04 and I feel like I played Twin Snakes before I played Metal Gear 3.
Yeah, it's still worth going back to it. I'm glad for whatever reason, Metal Gear Solid 1 was
unavailable for a very long time until recently, I guess, because they weren't really sure
how to present it. So when you go back and you play Metal Gear Solid 1, nothing is going to be
touched up. You're not going to be seeing this in a high resolution. You're looking at these
chunky PlayStation graphics like 320 by 200 resolution but that's the way it was meant to be seen
and yes I did play through meta go solo too again I have a soft spot for that very very weird game
and I enjoy it up until the end when it becomes like a real cutscene pile up and they're trying
to explain their way out of this elaborate story they crafted for themselves and yeah it's such a
fun weird experiment a lot of really big swings by kojima in this game and I was there when it came
out. And it really brought me back to that time where 9-11 happens. Yes, it's coming up on this podcast once
again. And you're like, oh, man, everything I know has changed. The world seems so unsafe and
dangerous and unpredictable. Now it's time to sit down and play dependable metal gear game with
my good buddy solid snake. And then the game is like, fuck you. This is not what you're
expecting at all. Everything is different. Don't believe in anything you hear and has some fun
things to say about politics. So despite the gameplay being very limited and there being a lot of
cut scenes. This might be the last time I replayed this game in my life, but it was really fun to go back
to it. And by the way, this is all in preparation for Metal Gear Solid Delta, the remake of
three that's coming out at the end of August. Our friend and great comic artist of Metal Gear
stuff, Maddie Kopp, she got to go to a Metal Gear Delta preview event in New York City, and she
even took like a picture. She brought like, I think, a solidist toy with her and posed it on top
of the building where the fight happens, you know, from perspective. Right. Yeah, that was a really cool
picture. Yeah, I believe as we record this, she's actually at Metal Gear Solid
Con right now, which happens every year. So yeah, yeah, looking forward to Delta. It's not
like a super necessary remake because they're basically changing nothing outside of the
presentation and they're giving it more modern controls in line with Metal Gear Solid 5. But
I just like the idea that they're rebuilding the game from scratch because if you play
Metal Gear Solid 2 on any platform as part of that master collection, it is a
emulation of the 2011 remake, not remake, sorry, it's an emulation of the 2011 H-10. It's an emulation
of the 2011 HD port
that went to PS3 and 360s.
So you're seeing all of those old load screens
from that old version.
So instead of seeing an emulation
of an emulation of a port,
you're actually going to be seeing
a thing that was built from the ground up
to be the Metal Gear Solid 3 experience.
And I'm looking forward to it
because that's my favorite game of the series.
And it's really reigniting my love
of Metal Gear.
And now I'm going to bed
like reading wikis and reading
the Metal Gear Solid Reddit.
I'm back to where I was in my early 20s
being very annoying about Metal Gear Solid.
my husband is planning to play delta i'll probably play it a little too but i'm looking
forward to watching him play it now death stranding two look all cojima games speak to one another
and have references so i'm not spoiling anything but i'll just say after playing death stranding
two it also made me want to at the very least like crack open the first metal gear again
just for like there aren't real like big metal gear references but there is stuff in death stranding
two are like oh that reminds me a metal gear man i should play that one again yeah it's a really
quick game to play through. It took me only just a few days. I know it very well, but I think for
most people, it's like a game you can play over the course of weekend. And yeah, I need to play
Death Stranding 1 and 2. I kind of put Kojeba on the back burner after I played over 100 hours
of Metal Gear Solid 5. And I was like, all right, that's enough Kojima for a while. But now
after getting a little sample of what he used to do, I thought like, man, I want to see somebody
get to be this weird again. And I know all that stuff is happening in Death Stranding 1 and 2.
And now I know there's like a puppet in two. I want to meet the puppet pal. What's going on
with that guy. I fucking love that guy. I want a two-scale toy of that guy. I'm going to be looking
for him in Japan to see if there's any of them out there. So yes, Metal Garsall, a lot of fun.
You don't need me to tell you that. And I'm probably going to do a retronauts about Delta at some
point in the future. So look forward to that. And in terms of watching stuff, lots of movies,
but I wanted to call out three of them like I've been doing in the past here. So Henry can comment on
this as well. I saw weapons for a movie by Zach Krieger. I'm getting to really be into his stuff.
Now, I like Barbarian a little bit more.
The reveal of what's happening in weapons is where the film lost me a little bit.
I wanted it to be something different or something a little more elaborate than what the solution ends up being.
But the ending is super great, and I want to be very cagey about how I talk about this.
But the format of the movie is very satisfying and how it parcels out information and, like, gradually solves mysteries throughout by showing you different perspectives.
I really, really enjoy it.
I just wish maybe it's setting itself up for something it can never.
pay off. So maybe the payoff was not as much as I was expecting. But I am into the future of
Zach Kregor. Now I'm kind of a little bum that he's being attached to IP as he's getting off
the ground as a director and a writer of these two really fun movies I enjoyed. But hopefully
the fact that he's doing Resident Evil means he can then do some of his own projects.
I'm hopeful that when he's in those meetings for Resident Evil, he says, guys, you made it,
you made 18 movies starring Milozovich that were this. You've also made, you know, direct
to video
CG films that are
pretty much exactly
the video game
CG with stories
of like Leon
and the other
characters.
Let me do something
new with this,
please.
I have a cool idea.
If you want the
A24 indie prestige
comedy vibes on
your Resident Evil
that does take a level
of trust in
Zach Krieger to do
something interesting.
Yeah,
this will be the first
Resident Evil movie
I ever watch.
Not for a podcast,
I think.
I will see it just to
support him.
But yeah,
very happy.
And I know,
you can project any kind of metaphor or symbolism you want onto horror.
It's a perfect playground for that.
But for me, at least, I'm just happy that at least the way I viewed it, there was no like super
elaborate metaphor about society.
It just, I think he wanted to tell a fun story.
And yes, you can kind of pull a few things out of it about like the modern state of certain
things that are happening in culture, again, being very cagey.
But I was just happy that unlike Jordan Peel, Zach Craigor, he put down the metaphor
gun and he surrendered quietly
to the movie police.
Which is extra funny when the movie's called weapons,
I thought it actually was going to be more.
There was like gun imagery that's in the trailers
that made me think it was going to be like, oh, is this sort of
like a, you know, gun control type metaphor?
But that would be so boring if he was
going for something like that. Like he's better
than that. Yes. And actually, when
my wife and I left the theater, we're like, well, why was
it called weapons? So maybe we're dumb,
but to me at least, there was no
elaborate metaphor. Just like, here's a fun
idea. And then when you realize what's
causing all the problems. It's kind of silly. It's kind of goofy. And you're like, okay, I'm just
having fun now. I expect when I came home from seeing him, my husband did not want to see it
too scary for him. He doesn't want to feel, especially in a movie theater, horror films.
He's just like, you know what? You enjoy it without me, was what he said. So when I came home,
I told him like, if a couple drag queens we watch together do not wear some costumes based on
this film, I will be surprised. I will be very surprised. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's one very
draggy character in this film.
Again, no spoilers.
Yeah, in terms of like modern horror,
I did actually like this a little more
than the movie I'm forgetting with,
oh, God, what was the other big horror movie
that came out?
The spring?
Oh, fuck, man.
It was called, oh, fuck, man.
Didn't like it.
Didn't like the fuck man in that movie.
God, no, I can't remember this horror movie
from the spring.
I'm sorry.
I'm only remembering the Zach Krieger fun ones.
I'm going to look it up now
because everyone is screaming.
They're pulling over the side of the road.
They're saying, what's wrong with you?
I'm unsubscribing immediately.
Where the hell is it?
Okay, it's not in June.
I'm looking at, I'm vamping now.
I'm not looking for, oh, fuck, man.
It was, it was the movie with Michael B. Jordan, Henry.
What was it?
Oh, Sinner!
There you go.
Yeah.
Editor, do not edit any of this app.
People need to know how stupid we are.
It was a movie I couldn't stop talking about.
You know what?
It's bigger than horror, man.
Yeah, I did enjoy sinners.
I wasn't as head over heels as most people were about it.
But I kind of like weapons more, and weapons seems to be doing very well.
Barbarian was barely released. It still doesn't have physical release. And Weapons is doing so well that they already announced the physical version of the movie. So I bet Zach Krieger is very happy right now.
Oh, yeah. I actually still have not seen Barbarian yet. I plan to. But everybody's talking about weapons. I was like, I want to see weapons soon while it's hot. Everybody's talking about it. And I really enjoyed it a lot. I liked it storytelling structure. All of the actors are, you know, people who I am so used to only seeing in Marvel movies.
It was great to see them acting in things, like, without green screen and, like, just real thing.
And it's so weird because one of the things about weapons behind the scenes is that the entire movie had to be recast outside of, like, two people.
So I believe Pedro Pascal was originally the character played by Josh Brolin in the final film.
Like, everybody had to be recast.
So it's surprising that the film didn't end up to being a disaster.
I believe that the junkie character is the one dude that remained on cast list as they changed everything around.
I had heard the Pedro Pascal part, but not anything.
the other. It would have been funny if he had filmed that too because then he would have been in four movies at the same time in theaters this last month. I've had enough of that guy. Mr. Fantastic, indeed. So yeah, check out weapons, everybody. It's great. And a movie that everyone's seen that I watched for the first time and I don't know over 20 years was Austin Powers. International Man of Mystery. Yeah, baby. Yes, we all know the catchphrases. We live through the era. And it was really fun to go back to this. I was in the mood for a spoofy comedy after seeing the naked gun. Henry and I both saw that and really enjoyed it.
I was like, oh man, I love this kind of comedy, and I remember being an Austin Powers nerd back in
the late 90s early odds. That fell off immediately when I saw Austin Powers gold member. Not a great
film, but I remember being Wayne and Mike Myers, Austin Powers, the first movie kind of comes
and goes in theaters. And then I'm like, oh man, it's at the dollar theater. Let's go see it.
And I fell in love with that. I was like, oh, man, this is so weird. He's so confident about
these characters. And I remember you go into that movie knowing about Austin Powers because it was
heavily promoted. But the secret fire
in that movie is Dr. Evil. And I
loved all the Dr. Evil stuff. I remember
walking out of that theater and
saying to my friend, Dr. Evil is now
Mike Myers' greatest character. And some part
of me still believes that. It's like, what if
Lord Michael's was even more
evil and was basically also
Blofeld from the James Bond series?
But yes, even if you live
through the Austin Powers Bubble, you live through all the
impressions, you live through all the Halloween costumes,
at least the first movie is
like super solid. I would say,
as good or possibly better than Wayne's World.
I think we're all forgetting just how great
the first Austin Powers is.
And it actually tells a real story
that is kind of moving
about this man lost in time.
I love Austin Power.
I feel like I watched it
in full of a couple of years ago.
And like I remember seeing in theaters and thinking
one of the things was the reveal was
that like Mike Myers is like playing Dr. Evil
because they hide Dr. Evil's face
for like the first like 10, 15 minutes or something, right?
Yes. Yeah.
And he was never in trailers or in like TV.
spots. It was all like Mike Myers playing Austin Powers on like TV shows and stuff like that.
And I remember the last time I watched it, one of the coolest revelations or things I had
forgotten was a turn in the movie was, if you don't know the resolution, I think like, oh yeah,
Austin Powers with an out of date guy. But like he's told like, you're out of date. He's like,
yeah, but you know, free love, we had our reasons for it. And we still want to be groovy and be
against the man and everything. I think he made actually a good speech for reclaiming the values of
the 60s that were good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I was getting like goosebumps at some point during Austin Powers
when I'm like, I believe in this guy and I want him to fit in the 90s
and it's more progressive than you would think.
Of course, yes, she's a man, baby.
That part, that's in the movie.
But also, like, he won't have sex with Vanessa when she's drunk.
He's like, it's not right.
I wouldn't do that.
This is going to be quoting lines from it, but I love the one where she tells him,
like, I hope you will protection.
Well, only sailors have to do that.
It's like, no, they don't.
Well, they should the dirty.
Yes.
There's so many great lines.
like we're wasting time talking about Austin Powers
but I just fell back in love with this movie
but that entire speech that Austin Powers does
in therapy about his father
it's just such like a confident hilarious
monologue it's so great it's like one of
the outstanding set pieces of the movie so yeah I'm just
encouraging everybody go back to the first Austin Powers if you haven't
in a very long time I love the first movie so much
I bought the widescreen version
on VHS for like $35 as a teenager I was like I want
the ultimate Austin Powers experience at home
I also think of like the
Scott Evil speech about like we'll just shoot him like right now like we'll do it
together his father and son like you just don't get it there's so much good stuff in there
yeah and I do want to show Nina the spy who shag me the second movie which is just
that's when they start redoing all the same jokes over and over again which I don't like
but I just remember my mom in particular loved that movie and I just remember her screaming
with laughter while watching it and basically reciting the shit drinking scene
constantly as I was a teenager she just that was her favorite scene in the movie
That one I saw in theaters and liked less, but I did like it.
But the great balance in the first Austin Powers compared to it is like,
Austin kind of has no story after the first movie.
And that's why like Dr. Evil takes over.
But the first movie is the perfect balance of Austin and Evil.
Yeah, for about two years after the second Austin Powers movie,
my mom would sip her coffee and go, a bit nutty.
It's shit, Austin.
Yes.
Well, we're going to watch that soon.
I'll report back.
I did see that one twice in theaters I was so into Austin Powers.
And man, what a time to be alive, everybody.
Now, moving on to a movie, fewer people have seen.
I didn't get a chance to watch this in time for our Treasure Planet podcast, but I did see Muppet Treasure Island for the first time.
This movie came out when I was like, I'm too old for this crap.
So now that I'm regressing back into my childhood in my 40s, I thought it's time to watch this finally.
I enjoy the production design.
I'm echoing a lot of things that Henry said on the Treasure Planet podcast.
Production design is great.
Of course, Muppet performances are pretty good.
But too many humans, the kid is fine, but the kid should be played by a.
Muppet, like, let's say, Kermit or Robin.
And also, you think you want
Kermit and Piggy in the movie and
lots of stuff with them. But that really takes over
the third act, and I didn't
think it was very good. I was like, to that
point, it was a fairly interesting adaptation
of Treasure Island that I was kind of getting into.
But then they're like, well, we got to have a Kermin and Piggy thing
and wasn't really
into that. They sing a very long
duet with each other, where the joke is
that they're kind of hanging upside down while singing,
but they don't really do anything outside
of that. So, yeah, this is
me arriving 30 years late to the party, but not that great up at the Treasure Island.
And also, we love Tim Curry, and he's a hilarious, like, comedic performer in songs.
When I just rewatched it, I was brought back to my teenage years of seeing it.
And when Tim Curry starts his song and the joke in his song, as he says, guys, this is my one number.
So we got to do it well.
I both like that joke.
And also it pits me off of like, why do you have Tim Curry sing once in your musical?
Yes, that is crazy
You know, Mr. Rocky Horror Picture Show himself
Only gets one number in the movie
And that kid with his like soprano voice
Gets this thing maybe three times
Yeah, it's not the kid's fault of just like
Like actually I can't get high as that kid
Well, yes, our balls have dropped
I hope at this point
I promise listener, yeah
Yes, mine definitely have
So yes, Muppet Treasure Island
I just wanted to weigh in on that
Because I read the book and I watched Treasure Planet
it. I really wish they had followed the same kind of philosophy they did with the Muppet Christmas Carol movie, but
not so good. And then it's the Muppet decline for the rest of the decade. I do want to watch Muppets from
space again, because it's like, okay, we want to make this a little X-Filesie, a little more late-90sie
and reveal the origins of Gonzo. I remember liking it to a point when I rented it on DVD
like as a teenager, but we can talk about that at some point in the future.
Well, Hulk Hogan's in that movie, so you can celebrate his legacy. Yes, he fought the
gremlins he helped gonzo but then he fought the three ninjas at mega mountain i was not a fan of that
leave them alone hawkogan heard you had to fight three nia and he was like i'm there i'll be there brother
yeah uh the hulk let me finish my sentence their children come back that's what i watched this month
a lot of other stuff but that's the stuff i wanted to highlight and then i'm really powering up my
finances in free time for a larger vacation later this year so keeping it nice and low profile in
Vancouver, doing a lot of stuff locally.
Just one thing I wanted to call out is I did see
Kyle Mooney live in his Real Me
Fake Me tour. He shows up.
He plays three different characters
and he performs some songs.
And depending on where you are, I believe
his tour might be over by this point, but depending on where you are,
there are special guests.
So at my show, it was Vanessa Bayer
and Taryn Killam from SNL.
And then because he's a local,
Nathan Fielder showed up to waste everybody's time
in a delightful way. So
I had never seen Kyle Mooney live. I
love his comedy. I love his sensibility. I love his personas. And if you want to see that for two
hours, it was a great venue to do it in. I wish I'd have gone to it when he came to Seattle.
Though you had probably the best show based just on the names that appeared, you maybe had the
best show of all of his shows on the tour. We really did. It was at a rock club, though, or like your
standard club. And the entire day, it happened at night. So the entire day my wife and I were out
were walking around. By the time we get to the venue, we have over 10,000 steps on our Fitbits. And
then when we realized we have to stand the entire time, we just said, we're so stupid. Why do we walk
all day? And then now we're going to stand for two and a half hours. And we did. And we were
fine. But that was only slightly distracting part of the event being like, I'm so tired and I'm
42. Actually, now I'm 43. I keep forgetting how old I am. Are you at least now a fan of the
tragically hip now that you've been to that show? No, Nina had to explain that to me because
Nathan Fielder was playing a tragically hip song for both Kyle Mooney and the audience on his
phone holding up to the microphone. And I was like, well, people are really getting into this around
me. And then Nina had to explain it to me. Canada's own, tragically hip. It's just like how you had to learn
about the sucks to be you. I know, I know those guys. What's their name? Prozac. Yes, Prozac. Yes.
If you come to Canada, I teach you all about Prozac, not the pills, but the electronica rock duo,
whatever their genre is. But that's all I've been doing in the month of August. How about you,
Henry? I gamed it up quite a bit in August. I finished Donkey Kong Bonanza, and it ends
Great. Don't let it get spoiled for you guys, but it's a great, great game.
Then I moved on to the game Bob Beat last month and played it just as long,
Claire Obscure Expedition 33.
Yes, and you also encountered the steep learning curve when it comes to understanding how the battles work, how parrying works,
and how eventually there are like four different kinds of parrying you have to do in the game.
I sent you a message on Discord when I was an hour into it.
I was like, am I doing this wrong?
What is wrong?
Because it's like one of your first battle.
in the game is like before you like leave the prologue one of your friends will be like hey let's practice battling and I lost every time I was like what the what am I doing wrong I was shouting yeah and unfortunately like people were comparing it I'm not calling you out Henry people were comparing this to Mario RPG and I think that's just an an easy frame of reference but they're not that similar they're similar in the case that where you have to push buttons during combat in order to have certain things happen like defend you know return the attack have special things
happen during your special moves, et cetera, et cetera.
So that part is the Mario RPG.
But what's not Mario RPG is for much of these timed hits and time parries, you're not
getting any button prompts.
You're not like waiting for meters to fill up.
You're not playing micro games.
You have to study the animations and figure out, okay, when is the best time to hit the
button to parry?
And it's a lot of trial and error.
And I know you were experiencing that too.
And unfortunately, there's no way around the trial and error.
You just have to throw yourself against these animations until you crack the code.
Yep. And I did. When we talked about it on Blue Sky, I eventually likened it to like, well, I left Mario. You compared it to like Paper Mario preschool. And I was like, well, then I eventually graduated from this class with a C-minus. But I did finish the game on regular difficulty. I barely scraped by too. I never loaded difficulty. But it's like if Sekiro was turn-based, essentially. That's more what the combat is like.
This was a dynamic I loved in it, but also what made it so hard is that if you choose the coward's path or the easier path of dodging, which has a wider area of like it's a little more forgiving, instead of parrying, you're basically giving up MP to do your attack.
So it's like, oh, I dodged, but now I can't do anything.
It's an elegantly designed system with lots of, you know, risk, reward things built into it.
But there's a lot of nuance, and it's not, it's not always immediate when you first start the game.
So I guess what Henry and I are saying is don't let it push you away if it seems like you're doing something wrong because you're not.
It just has initially a super steep learning curve.
I mean, I love the cast.
I love the characters.
The story really pulled me in.
I liked the way it was told.
And I could go back and play it a little more for the side stuff just like you were considering.
But also my hour count really was 33 hours.
I was like, boy, that's just kind of perfect, isn't it?
Like I said last one, there's a lot of game that opens up.
But I really had my fill.
And I like that they allow you to punch out whenever you.
want. You can make it into a 50 or 60-hour game if you want to and then become like super
overpowered and kind of break the game. But they can also let you punch out early and have a
fulfilling experience that way too. After my husband watched me play Claire Obscure the entire way,
he said I would really like Final Fantasy 10, a game I've never beaten. I only played like five
hours of. I also like Metal Gear Solid too. I consider like a post-911 game, one of those like right
after 9-11 video games. Oh yeah, that came out like Christmas of 01. Yeah, it was crazy that it
starts with like basically an entire city of like skyscrapers exploding and falling down at
the opening of it. But my husband didn't spoil anything for me, but he's just like, oh, the story
and characters of Expedition 33 reminded him of 10. And we warmed up our steam deck and I'm playing
the HD remaster of 10 and perhaps 102 on it. And after the speedy turn-basedness, the combat
does remind me of Claire Obscure, except I can do it on two-time speed and not have to think about
parrying. I just have to plan things in a turn-based style.
Yeah, like, Clarepscur is good, but it takes a lot of energy to play.
And I've kind of stopped listening to podcasts while I play video games outside of a few
games that are really just about grinding, and the audio is not important.
But especially with Clear Obscure, you have to be completely locked in to the audio as well.
And it helps to have, like, big headphones on because a lot of the parrying, you have to listen
too, because the sound effects will also, like, kind of key you into the right moment to hit the
button. And then when you do these paris, the audio feedback is so satisfying when you can actually
pull them off. Oh, man, there were times where I did a big hitback for 9-9-99, and I like literally
screamed to the screen like, fuck you, I did it. Like, yeah, it felt good. Now you can play the game where
they let you restart immediately at a boss fight if it kills you. And yes, the first time you fight a boss,
it's all about just, okay, I'm going to die. But every time I fight this boss, I'm going to learn something
in terms of like studying the animations or knowing like the order of attacks and things like that.
So the fact that they made that a lot more manageable is great.
I just wish they had that when I was playing the game.
They released that update right after you stopped and right when I started.
It was like to prank you almost.
That'll teach me for being an early adopter.
And as for watching, other than the weapons like Bob mentioned,
I am watching the new season of Twisted Metal.
Season two is more like the games in the actually has like a tournament and car combat
and more of the named characters.
And it's fun, and it's also fun because our frequent-to-talking Simpson's guest,
Mike Mitchell, is very funny in it as well.
Yeah, I think last year we got him right before he left to film Twisted Metal Season 2.
Maybe that was Lisa's Pony or whatever season 4 when he was on.
I forget what it was.
Camp Krusty, Camp Krusty.
Okay, yeah, I think that was like, he had his bags packed at that point.
It's funny.
It's funny to watch it and see, like, him interacting with Sweet Tooth,
and it's full of actors I enjoy.
They had to do some recasting of characters from season one
because I think not everybody was available.
But it's good, and I must compliment again
that it has a 30-minute episode.
It's not these hour-long streaming episodes,
just 30-minute regular-ass TV episodes.
Nice, nice. I like that.
Goes on Smooth.
And as for movies, I saw The Boy and the Beast.
A bunch of Hosoda films are being released in theaters
with 4K releases right now from G-K kids.
And so I check this one out after seeing one.
Wolf Children. You know, I need to see more of his movie, but the more I see of his work, the more I feel like I'm not really into his vibe. I enjoy the artistry in the technical qualities of his movie, but the things they're saying, I'm just kind of like, I don't find that interesting. But again, I need to see more. Wolf Children, I think I gave like three stars too. It wasn't a bad time. But ultimately, I walked away, is thinking, well, this concept should have made for a much more interesting film than what you gave me. Yeah, see, this was what I walked away from The Boy and the Beast with again, too, which was, like you say, Ma'Oru has
he's like one of the few
autore filmmakers in Japan
who gets the budget to make these
types of movies like it's an opportunity
almost no one gets
and it makes me, you know, also
in a world where Satoshi Kohn lived
he'd be getting to make these kind of movies
and I do feel like he'd do something more interesting
with it. My problem with The Boy of the Beast
is it's half a good film
and then just like in Wolf Children
I'm not going to spoil it but in both those movies
the second half is like
well enough about being an outsider society
Let's be part of society again.
So go back to school.
Like, I hate it.
Yeah, there's a sentiment.
And maybe it's like a cultural thing that I don't connect with.
But Wolf Children is one of those Japanese movies where ultimately it's like,
isn't it so nice when everybody works hard?
And that's kind of all you walk away with.
It's like, well, I guess so.
Actually, like from up on Poppy Hill was another one of those.
There was not a lot of tension in that movie.
It's like, everybody's working hard and accomplishing goals.
And it's just like, I need something more than that.
The Boy and the Beast also reminded me of Wolf Children in that it
tells the story of like, wow, this is a non-traditional family that's showing that it can work
outside of society, like, isn't that interesting? And then when it's something that is at the
very least a little to the opposite of society or living outside of the conservative norm, a small
C conservative norm, then in the second half, they're like, but you really got to adapt to just be part
of society. Like, you really got to do that. Got to pull up your pants, tuck in your shirt. Yes,
it should like that like literally like go to school and go to the boy in it learns to be like an awesome samurai swordsman living in this world of beasts and animals and then he's like you know what i should really go to school and i was like ah i hate this i need a degree i can't get a job with my sword
it just bugs me honestly i feel like at a certain point i feel like hosota is like an op in that he is like oh weirdos in the case of the boy in the beast furries are going to want to see this but i need to
stealthily get them in with a cool furry story and then at the end convince them be normal go to school
the next movie is going to be about how to wash your ass it's uh i mean i think of how
tokyo godfathers is also about a bunch of weirdos who live outside of society and the answer
at the end of the movie is hey the weirdos saved the day and they weren't changed and they
didn't decide to reenter society i mean i enjoy that message but maybe that's why all of
toshi kone's movies were horrible failures yeah god uh that's
The fact that I hate when you see how little anyone cared about his movies and how he's barely able to make anything and how they still can't make his final project.
Yeah, God, you're right.
But even like Oshi, like, in Ghost in the Shell or Pat Labor, like, those messages are not society is great or let's all be part of it.
Like, I'm not even trying to just compare Hosota to Miyazaki like most people do and can, but like just compatriot, like guys who are around his age, like Satoshi Kohn or Osi.
OSCE is like 10 years older, but
they do more. They do more.
Well, you know, honestly, the message I get from OSHA is
go to sleep, it's okay to go to sleep.
I find his work very boring.
But enjoy Angels Egg, everybody.
You can watch that movie and, you know,
you can put your Ambien away for one night, I think.
I think that's getting a 4K
theatrical release in the U.S. soon, I think.
It is.
And then speaking of great Japanese films,
a bunch of them,
Kurosawa films were being played around here.
And I saw The Hidden Fortress
and Ikiru in a theater with a full house at the Siff in downtown in Seattle.
And The Hidden Fortress, a very funny movie to watch with people to laugh along with.
It's great. It's a really great movie.
And Ikiru, the feel-good movie of the year, right?
It was a silent theater.
Like, it was like, I was trying to, at the end of it, I was like, who else is, like, wiping tears away from their face here?
Well, I know my wife wants to watch that, but I think we've decided that it's really depressing and we need to be in the right mood for it.
because it's about a man coming to terms with his imminent death, correct?
That's the plot?
Well, yes, but there's so much more.
I mean, by the end of it, I felt both cynicism and uplift.
Kurosawa is not, it might be his masterpiece.
Like, it might be his greatest film.
Yeah, I mean, I wasn't trying to undersell it.
I don't know anything about it, but I feel like that in itself is a very complicated idea.
Like, what do you do when you know the end is coming?
I've seen other films about terminally ill characters in them.
And this is not a spoiler.
The first thing in the movie is you learn this guy is terminally ill.
But rarely have I felt as much like, you are this man, feel what it feels to have a death sentence.
What do you do with that time?
That also led me to watch highest to lowest, the Spike Lee remake of High and Low.
I did like it, but there are changes made to it that I did not like from the original.
Well, I'll tell everybody, good luck finding it because it's barely being screened.
I think we're getting it very soon.
but it's an Apple TV plus movie, whatever that service is called.
So you kind of have to watch it there.
Yeah, it's another one of those like, oh, giant movie stars are making a movie.
You've never heard of it or seen it because it's on Apple TV.
So I counted myself lucky that at one theater in town in Seattle, not even in Bellevue where I live live,
highest to Lois was playing.
I could see it.
And I mean, if you have missed Spike Lee and Denzel Washington working together in a film,
I think the last one was The Inside Man, which I love The Inside Man, or just Inside Man.
Highest to Lois is a great return to that.
It's full of hilarious.
Guess what, guys.
If you're a Celtics fan, Spike Lee still doesn't like you.
And he's mean to you again.
That's good.
I just saw a bad Denzel Washington movie.
So it'd be great to see a good one.
I saw Deja Vu with my wife.
It kind of, it stinks.
I really wasn't into it.
It's fun because it's a Tony Scott movie and the movie looks great.
But it's rock stupid.
And I hate when time travel plots go awry in terms of the rules and setting up and paying things off.
I just really hate when people have a time travel movie and they piss.
sit down their leg. And that's the case of that with deja vu. But Denzel, in my opinion, he's
like the best part of the film because he is one of the greatest living actors. And when he takes
over a scene, you're like, wow, you're the greatest. But I also feel like there are choices
in that film that are made because Denzel Washington had a lot of power to make a choice.
And I'll leave it at that. Otherwise, I'm about to go see an Evangelian concert in Los Angeles.
The only time they've ever done an official Evangelian concert in the U.S. is going to be
happening. Now, Henry's having an action-packed birthday, Labor Day weekend.
out in L.A. But unfortunately, I think all of the events involved screaming. So when he comes
back, he will sound like Julie Kavner. I guess listeners, check it out on, well, you'll hear,
I guess in October podcast at the earliest will be one of those you'll hear. Welcome to
Talking Simpsons. If I scream, I throw bloody for Yoko Shimomora, the singer of the Evangelian.
She knows you forgot her name, so she's not even going to be looking at you in the audience.
Now I failed. I have failed. But I phonetically learned all of the words.
to Cruel Angel Seethis.
I don't know.
Maybe the people around you might want to hear the singer sing the song.
That's all I'm saying.
No, no.
I'll try my best to be like,
just biting my tongue.
You can go to karaoke later.
It's L.A.
Honestly, my throat is too bad for karaoke now.
It does too much.
I can't.
We're also thinking of going to Japan soon,
and this is another time where my husband was like,
let's just not book any karaoke.
It ruined your voice for a whole week afterwards.
That's the moneymaker, Henry.
We're going to have to start embracing
A.I. My husband has also
reminded me like, it's your income, babe. Can't
scream, but yeah. We can sound too grizzled
on this. Because people will go back to our
old podcast and say, you guys sound like babies. Now we're like,
welcome to Talking Simpsons. I'm Bob Mackey.
The vocal fry
keeps increasing, like, every year.
Yes. Okay. So that's what's going on
in our lives. Henry, nothing about
Happy Gilmore 2? I need to know about this.
Okay. You know what? I'll talk about it. Happy
Gilmore 2. Woof, man.
Here's the thing. If you want to watch one of
these movies. Let me know. I'll pirate it for you. I don't like you clicking on that on Netflix
and letting them know. I want more of this. I probably should have done that than to give to the
metrics. We were like, yeah, let's do it. Let's just watch it. Like, it sucks. It's not good. I swear
they reanimate some people with AI. I can't prove this. But there's some dead actors who
appear on screen for a few seconds. And I'm like, that doesn't look like you paid a person to do
it. Are they using existing footage? Like, what do they look like?
I feel like they start from existing footage, but then they like pasted a face onto a new body.
I mean, that could just be CGI animated by a human being.
Well, it feels wrong no matter what.
But the biggest problem I have with the movie is that there is occasionally good jokes in it because Tim Herlihy is still a co-writer on it.
And he actually is pretty funny in a couple scenes.
But the biggest problem is that Adam Sandler is only friends with famous people now.
And it used to be in the original Happy Gilmore, it's full of funny people who are his funny friends who aren't famous yet.
And this movie has very few of those actual.
funny people. There's a couple of people like, oh, you like
this new guy on S&L, now he's in this
movie, or you like Eric Andre.
Eric Andre has a part of this movie.
In no comedy, should Bad Bunny
or Travis Kelsey have more
scenes than Eric Andre?
I think this movie was just made so Rob Schneider can
renew his health insurance through SAG, right?
At least he's barely in it, but yes.
But seriously, like Bad Bunny is
in much of this movie.
Like Travis Kelsey, there is a scene of like,
oh, Bad Bunny and Travis Kelsey share a scene together
and they're the crux of your comedy. It's like,
What the fuck am I watching?
This is not a comedy movie now.
This is a TikTok I'm watching here.
Yeah, not for me.
Well, I'm glad you at least investigated.
I was morbidly curious, but, you know, I don't like Happy Gilmore.
I'm sorry, everybody.
I did like Billy Madison, but I think a friend just hyped it up too much for me, so it could
never live up to the hype.
And then my wife and I watched a huge chunk of it in a hotel room.
And I was moderately enjoying it.
But, you know, friend of the show, Ian Boothby, he's the man who catches a sub in his mouth.
He says, hey, happy.
So if you want to know the man who was on an episode Talking Simpsons or two that said, hey, happy,
watch Happy Gilmore one.
they did not invite Ian back for two
which is why I'm boycotting the film
I mean that's also very wrong of them yeah
I watched Happy Gilmore one again
with my husband beforehand
and I was repeating like every line to him
I have many warm fuzzy memories
of the first Happy Gilmore
that's maybe two why I wanted to see this
one other funny thing about it
from a structure standpoint
as far as like Adam Sandler
paying people he knows
clearly when plotting the movie they thought
the funniest thing is if Adam Sandler
sorry if Happy Gilmore
had four boys and only one girl.
But if you know the real Adam Sandler, in real life,
he has two daughters who he wants to have in all of his movies all the time.
Yes. Interesting.
So you can see the conundrum.
He, obviously, his own daughter is going to play Happy Gilmore's daughter in the movie.
That's non-negotiable.
But what about the other daughter?
She has to be in the movie too.
So he creates a secondary character has no reason to be there,
who then literally in the movie says to him,
you remind me of my dad and then they like look at the camera and I was like oh fuck this they're dabbing on you they're making fun of you for clicking that thumbnail on Netflix there's they should have had adam sailor hand his daughter a check for the making of happy Gilmore too and we follow her to the bank we watch what she buys afterwards I mean the red letter media guys said this like 13 years ago they're like no Adam Sandler movies are scams like you're watching a scam on film that happens to technically be a movie but occasionally I did chuckle Tim Hurley he and Robert
smigel when they're in small scenes can't not be funny even in a piece of shit sure i like those guys
we don't get egot back richard keel's dead yes everybody's dead you're like it just kept seeing
do you know who plays jo flaredes chari's son in the movie oh oh god no em anem okay
you know when i was watching in that hotel room i was like oh jo flerity i love him and he's gone
now too many people are dead in the movie and yeah god it's a mess and then
Also, like, I guess the real life golfer John Daly is one of the funniest characters in it
just because he's an old drunk and he's playing an old drunk, and that's the joke.
It's no, Hubey Halloween is what you're saying, right?
People, I've heard Hubey Halloween actually isn't bad.
Maybe I should have watched that instead of Happy Gilmore.
For what I hear, it's like a Sandler multiverse story where all these characters smash into each other.
Well, though, so was Happy Gilmore, too.
It's full of like characters who weren't even in the first Happy Gilmore, but are played by actors who later became his friends.
Steve Bussemi has a character in it
The guy who's the voice of Slinky Dog
After Jim Barney
He has a character in the movie
That was like, wait, you weren't in the first Happy Gilmore
You were in like Waterboy and now you're in this
Well, we could see the rise of Little Nicky
If this continues
It's the only sequel left, I think, to do
Who cares? I guess at least Little Nicky
Oh man
But yeah, Happy Gilmore 2
Not worth the time
Henry's choking on his own rage over Little Nicky
Well, we have nothing to talk about this month
So I at least wanted to hear about Happy Gilmore
two because it seems odd to me.
But I'm sure everybody who has Netflix
watched it. Sadly, I bet it got millions of
views, yes, unfortunately.
Well, yes, that's what's happening in our lives.
Let's talk about questions and comments left on the episodes
on patreon.com slash talking Simpsons.
And we're going to start with Talking Simpsons,
the episode Catch Em, if you can, one that
we did not like. And Tyler
M says, another aspect
to the triple X throwdown line that
makes it even more grownworthy is that it's
a reference to Baby Got Back.
The line is as follows, quote,
So ladies, if the butt is round and you want a triple X throwdown,
dial one 900 mix-a-lot and kick them nasty thoughts.
So not only was Marge referencing her own triple-d-x throw-down,
she was referencing the Sir Mixalot line,
which now that we know Marge was a child of the 90s,
she knows those lyrics by heart.
That song was an oldie to her when she was in high school in 1998.
Yes.
Thank you, Tyler.
You were one of many who corrected me on the triple X throwdown
and me missing that, which is like I know that song all right.
I'm tired of it being in like every eighth commercial for a time.
It's such an overdone comedy song.
I remember that when that song was risque and I got to listen to it on the school bus.
Somebody was like, you want to hear a dirty song?
And then as a kid, I'm like, why do people want to look at butts?
Buts are gross.
That's where poop comes out of.
I don't understand.
It made no sense to me as a youth.
Now, of course, we all understand this.
The power of butts.
We were the white boys who did have to shout it eventually.
Yes.
Jeremy Hawkins also on Catcham said,
I'd say there's actually a lot of value
that a left-wing person
could get out of reading the Economist
as opposed to say the local news
which is right-wing news created
to drive your parents crazy.
The Economist is essentially one of the main channels
that the ruling class uses
to talk amongst itself
and it's incredibly valuable
for socialist organizations or groups
to know what the ruling class actually is worrying about
at the moment. Ideally,
you will have already read a bunch
of Marxist economics
and when they are reaching a conclusion that is wrong,
you will actually have a good sense of what's happening.
Thank you.
Yeah, we had a little sidebar about The Economist
because Homer's reading it on the plane
and he's like, did you know that Malaysia is at a crossroads
or whatever the country was?
And that it became like, it became a meme for the economist.
Like they referenced it in their magazine
multiple times over the last 20 years.
So it turned into like a bigger thing for the Economist.
And yes, I again point listeners
to the Adam Johnson and Nima Shirazi podcast citations needed,
where they've talked a lot about the economists.
But Jeremy has a good point that if you want to know what the evil neoliberals are saying
about their evil plans, read the economists to learn about what is the acceptable, like, mass murder numbers to the centrist Democrats.
I say read it at the library so you don't think of the money.
Or just read it at the bookstore, rudely.
Of course, on archived is pages that get around any paywall as well, too.
That too.
Yeah, thank you, Jeremy.
And moving on to Burns' air, Dennis Kay says,
Toys is a very odd film.
But what makes it stand out for me is the director deciding,
quote, as much as possible in this film is going to look like a René Megritz painting come to life, unquote.
It's a very unique vision, and I love it for it.
Also, L.L. Cool J's line of, quote, I hate it when my food touches.
I'm a military man.
I want a military meal, unquote, has taken up permanent residence in my brain.
And yes, thank you, Dennis Kay.
I may do a Toys rewatch this holiday season.
It was one and done for me in the theater.
and I really want to be transported back into the Christmas of 92
when I was a small, confused boy wondering what the hell I was watching on the screen
and why they were being so mean to the video games I loved.
And then they had a video game.
I say hypocrisy toys.
You know, I don't think I have seen it
on like Comedy Central or some cable rerun.
I recall seeing it that way,
but I've never watched it all start to finish.
And I've only really engaged with it in a bad movie podcast content
across multiple like movie podcasts making fun of it as a ridiculous film.
And like the trailer was the most I knew about the Toys franchise.
Yeah, yeah.
It was not a very popular film.
I don't know why anyone took me to it, to be honest.
Maybe it was just Robin Williams.
Though I'm thankful that those great archivists on YouTube,
who also saved the film version of the Simpsons T.HX trailer,
also saved like a 4K of the original Toys trailer of just,
Robin Williams doing all the stand-up you expect him to do.
Yes, yeah.
Doing the schick that made everybody turn against him
until he did like World's Greatest Dad
in the last decade of his life
and was trying to do some other things alongside
wild hogs and old dogs and all the would-be trilogy.
Yeah, he was in dogs, not hogs.
Okay, he was in dogs, not hogs.
Meanwhile, our buddy Thad, who I just actually asked Thad
some questions the other day
because our pal Drew Mackey was trying to figure out
the gayest Looney Tune ever,
And the list is long.
I'm like, well, basically every Looney Tune cartoon had at least one scene of like a effeminate acting character in it pretty much.
Speaking of effeminate characters, they had this thing to say.
Regarding Richard Simmons, the real tragedy is the Polly Shore biopic actually forced him to plan a bit of a public comeback on Howard Stern.
He had personal friendships with Gary Delabate and others.
Sadly, he died after taking a fall in his house and refusing to go to the hospital.
because it was his birthday.
Oh, that stinks.
Yeah, I mean, this is Uncle Bob saying that so many injuries happen in the house,
so many fatalities happen in the house.
And you don't expect to die in your own house,
so you really don't ever take it seriously.
But yes, like the great comedian sketch comedy guy, Trevor Moore,
he died from a fault in his house.
Also, not in his house, but didn't like Bob Sagitt died from something like that?
Yeah.
He hit his head and then just went to bed at a hotel.
Basically, yeah, he hit his head, didn't take it seriously.
And then he woke up dead.
By that, I mean, he did not wake up at all.
I didn't know that aspect of the Richard Simmons one, so thank you, Thad, for more sad insights into
the life of Richard Simmons. That's too bad. Yeah, it really is too bad. I also wanted to
we poke some fun at Bill Watterson, the great comic artist who brought us 10 years of Calvin and Hobbs,
and a few people. I think we upset a few people on our Patreon, at least with that. And I think
part of it was us joking about a sacred cow, which is always fun to do. You know, we're poking the
bear a little bit. Often we say facetious comments that people do not read as jokes and they get a little
steamed about it. But I think my point with making fun of Bill
Watterson a little bit is that he became a recluse for 30 years
and because of that he made himself irrelevant and then nobody really cares
about the fact that he has a new book out, which is tragic. And I really wish he
would have made himself available. And I was kind of kicking it around in my head. And
part of me is just the tiniest bit upset with Bill Watterson because he doesn't owe us
anything. He doesn't owe us any interviews. He doesn't owe us any more comics,
etc., etc. But I really wish he would have used his powers as this esteemed
comic strip artists to provide like advice or a platform or to be a steward for newspaper
comics instead of just like going away to paint landscapes for 30 years. I really wish he had
that platform because he had the luxury of being able to retire from being of that generation
of comic artists and some part of me thinks he's kind of a crank and if you read a lot of his
comments in that 10th anniversary Calvin and House book, some of them as a kid I was like oh come on
dude because there's like one comment where he's like I hate all comic books they're all filth and
garbage in my opinion and I was like I read comic books so I think he has some heightened opinions
about things and ultimately I'm just disappointed in that he just went away again we don't deserve
access to him he owes us nothing but I feel like a man of his stature and power should have been
a force for good in that newspaper comics world which only kept shrinking and shrinking and shrinking
after he left and feel like maybe he could have helped in some way I don't know we didn't
him to become Jim Davis or
even Charles Schultz like you don't
have to like do the same thing forever
and merchandise the crap out of
everything like and I totally understood
why I didn't want to do that but you're right like he had
power he just gave up to live separate
from to just be done with it
but then to like he could have
it maybe it worked
better in the comics in the Calvin
and Hobbs comics when the crank stuff he
I think just truly believed was said by Calvin's
dad and then made fun of it. Yes
that didn't help that didn't help but I mean
I was talking it over with my wife and just going through these thoughts.
And we were just discussing how he's from a generation in which the concept of selling out was real.
And it was fine to believe, like, I don't want to be a sellout.
Now it's like we can't just have one job.
We have to keep advertising ourselves.
We have to keep finding venues for income.
And maybe that's not a great way to live.
It's just the state of reality.
But it must be nice.
That's the thought I have when he's like, I won't even sell you a Hobbs doll.
Fuck you.
Yes.
And yes, I really envy that generation of artists and creators.
because they were able to make that decision.
I'm not going to sell out.
You're not going to get a cartoon.
You're not going to get merchandise, et cetera, et cetera.
But I feel like he should have realized that privilege and used it to help other creators.
I don't know.
It's very conflicting because I love him.
I love his point of view and I love his comic.
But ultimately, I think we were just poking this sacred cow for the sake of making some jokes out of it.
We do love Bill Waterson.
It was more in fun.
I also think of like, it reminds me a little of the pro wrestler CM Punk too, where basically both of them,
identify what's wrong in the thing they love
like in the business they love
and they see the problem with it
but then they kind of abdicate a responsibility
to try to fix it which like look
it can't be fixed
I don't expect him to fix the business either
but could have done a little something
when he's saying like yeah the Sunday comic page
is dying and all these other things are dying
it's like anyway I'm out of here
see you later yeah and I feel like
not to go on too long about this but the whole
we're not selling out idea again
that is a luxury that a certain generation
had and that we no longer have
But I feel like that idea got into the brains of a lot of people our age and they still believe that.
And I feel like it is holding them back where they feel like a lot of these things that are just necessary like advertising yourself.
They're like, I don't want to sell out.
I don't want to shill my things.
But we kind of have to do that.
And I often find myself pushing people of our generation to be like, no, you have to get out there.
You have to present yourself.
You have to say, please buy this thing that I made.
I love it.
I want you to love it too, et cetera, et cetera.
There's nothing shameful about that.
Nobody else is going to do the advertising for you these days, unfortunately.
May Bill Watterson live forever and may make more books.
I do want to eventually pick up that book he put out with another creator, but hopefully that won't be the end for him.
Hopefully he won't disappear for another 30 years and release a book that I don't know anyone who's ever read or I've never heard anyone ever talk about it online, period.
So moving on to Simple Simpson, Andrew Bouvier says, Bob is partially on the mark in regards to why Brussels sprouts used to be a hated vegetable.
In addition to just being prepared horribly, modern Brussels sprouts are mostly all.
cultivars of a single strain that was developed 30 years ago that is significantly less bitter
than the Brussels sprouts that Boomers and Gen X kids would have grown up with. So in addition to
better cooking methods, roast your hard vegetables people. They are literally less bitter and
bad tasting. Yes, thank you, Andrew Boofia. I'm glad you had the science behind that and
roast Brussels sprouts are great. I'm a big steaming guy. I bought a really nice steamer last year.
I use it constantly and just add a little seasoning to those puppies and you're good to go to make up
a huge portion of your meal as just a bunch of vegetables.
It's great.
That is really nice.
I've had roast Brussels sprouts at restaurants.
I've never roast them myself.
But it's funny to hear it's like, no, it literally is not the same thing that our parents or people 20 years older than us were eating when they were young.
I mean, yeah, what we've done with bananas is incredible.
And corn?
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
Bananas are just different than they were 30 years ago, right?
I wouldn't say 30 years ago, but we really mutated the hell out of those bastards to the point where they are just, for some reason, bananas are.
basically free now and I don't understand it like a nectarine is three dollars but a banana is like two cents and I'm wondering like how how does this make any I don't understand meanwhile I've been eating healthier this last week or two weeks I've been given myself like I've been having either a spinach or a pre made like salad every day I've been having that so the spinach how is it prepared I'm just curious as to what you're doing sometimes I just have it plain but other times I steam it or nice I don't know if I could just eat it plain spinach by itself unless I'm about to fight bluto then it's
That's a different story.
I mean, honestly, in my head, I am thinking like, hey, I'm like Popeye, shram, chomp on my spinach.
But the important thing is I'm getting greens in my body.
That's the important part.
Cody M also says on Simple Simpson, when I was a young and foolish child and still believe that there
would be another Simpsons video game within my lifetime, somehow I had absolutely convinced
myself that during the popularity of the Batman Arkham games, the Simpsons would release
a parody game with Homer as Pie Man.
I thought that since several of the other successful Simpsons games like Road Rage and Hit and Run
just wholesale copied the mechanics and gameplay of hot franchises at the time,
they had to do a Pye Man Arkham.
How could they not?
Well, I mean, who knows what's going to happen now that Tapped Out has been sunsetted?
That's still, I don't know why they let that lapse because that was a money printing machine.
But yeah, Pye Man actually was a character and Tapped Out, so there was a point where you could get him.
That's the only playable Pye Man content there ever was when it comes to Simpsons games.
and I honestly wonder, will we see another one?
The Simpsons game came just too early.
It was like three years after the episode aired
because it was timed with the movie.
So there's Bartman stages in the Simpsons game,
but not Pie Man stages.
Yeah, and honestly, Disney,
they don't make their things into video games, right?
We're not seeing, what's the latest Disney movie right now?
There is a Tron game coming out soon, right?
From an indie dev that's time.
for that upcoming Trot movie with Jared Leto.
That feels like an interesting curiosity,
but they're not interested in making,
okay, here is the Moana 2 platformer or whatever.
Like that era ended in the late odds, I think.
Yeah, I have no clue what they want to do with Simpsons.
I keep hoping every time we have friends like Chris Kohler
who work for Digital Eclipse that release retro game collections.
And every time they tease something,
I'm hopeful it's like, oh boy, did they finally get like
the Simpsons Old Games collection set up?
But it never, still hasn't happened.
Hey, I'm available for liner notes, Chris, if you're listening.
I'd love to do that.
But that would imply that it's actually happening.
And I don't know how tangled all of those rights are.
So moving on to Talking Futurama, we have the episode, Moby's Dick.
And John Halski says, I'm not an engineer, physicist, or weapons expert.
But I just do not get people seeing the hold-o maneuver in thinking, why not do that every time?
It solves every problem the way a gun can always kill someone.
If you aim it just right, in space.
Also, you only have one bullet.
And if you miss, you're dead.
actually you could be dead either way
dying is kind of the best case scenario actually
otherwise you're far from the battle
which is probably lost now
and also it only really makes sense
when there are exactly two ships to think about
so yes we were complaining about the Holdo maneuver
being introduced and thinking why does that not solve
every problem but I guess these are
valid reasons but then this also
makes me think why can't we
have basically robot kamikaze ships
yeah with droids the millions
of droids that exist in this world
make a droid doing it.
So take that, John Houski.
Yeah.
Like, these are good points,
Houski.
I've heard these two is anti-Holdom.
Also, I hate being an anti-Holdo maneuver guy
because that is a position by bad Star Wars fans
who hate The Last Jedi,
which did you see the new red letter?
Yes.
Yeah, it's great.
You know what?
I hate how poison the discourse is about The Last Jedi
because it's a movie I did like in theaters.
It actually made me excited for the third one.
But there are parts of the movie I don't like
and I could never talk about them
because I didn't want to seem like a chud online.
Exactly, yeah. And the Holdo maneuver is one of them. But when you put, I still say that like, yes, the droid thing you just mentioned, or even just a, why can't you just put a hyperdrive on just the equivalent of a star of a drone in the Star Wars world and have it going to hyperdrive. And I bet if you just did 18 of those, one of those is going to hit a fucking Star Destroyer and kill a million people. And that's pretty good for a missile, I'd say. Maybe only people with purple hair can launch the Holdo maneuver.
And again, it was something J.J. Abrams had to deal with in the third Disney sequel. But yeah, it's all that to say, I really did like the new Plinket review that came out. Like, yeah, I just watched it with my wife last night. Sorry to cut you off, Henry. I know you've seen a lot more of the Star Wars stuff than me. And you think it's going to be nothing but complaints. But the Plinket character through Mike basically is saying, I liked Andor. Andor is great. I just wish it wasn't a Star Wars thing. Because when they bring up Palpatine or the Death Star or whatever, you're like, oh, right. I'm kind of just watching an ad for Star Wars. It's just being presented very elegantly.
but that's what's keeping me away from it actually
just the idea that I love the idea
of this hard sci-fi story about fascism
but when they're like we have to go
to Daegobah or whatever I'm like all right
it's Star Wars
Yes no look when they have to go to Yavin
4 and it's like but I know those
things so it's like oh I like this part
but some of my favorite stuff in it is when they have to
like write around like well you know
in this Star Wars movie this was said about this place
and so you can feel the good writers
on Andor Gore like fine
One character says, oh, we can't go there
because of this thing that happened in that movie
anyway, and then they move on
to a new place. Yeah, honestly,
great video on Radler Meena, by the way.
I believe it's called, like, What is Star Wars?
It did leave me asking that at the end,
I still don't know, but some part of me,
maybe it's because I was young,
but I feel like the best time for Star Wars,
for me at least, and I was not even a huge fan,
was that, like, the 90s before the prequels
because they're just, you're living in the era of promise.
Like, there wasn't that much material to work with,
and we had the idea, like,
there's going to be more of these, but until then, all of this, like, these fun video games and
extended universe stuff, and now they're, like the video says, there's too much. There's
too much to sift through. We were the first generation that didn't have Star Wars keep playing
in theater. Because, like, Star Wars comes out in 77, and it keeps kind of staying in
theaters for a while. But then by the time we're like the late 80s, it's not getting re-released
in theaters. Then we get it re-released for the 20th anniversary. And yeah, there was so much
promise of Star Wars being reactivated. And then I also love in the Red Lighter Media,
video they are answering the question of like
how they still hate the prequels
and like Red Lighter Media and Plinkett
especially exists to complain about the
prequels and then Plinkett had to live long
enough to see all of his complaints about the prequels
addressed in movies he hates
more than the prequel. Yes, yeah. I mean
this is stealing a line from Chris Cabin but
essentially the third movie of the last
trilogy is essentially customer service.
They're like, we've heard your complaints, we're addressing all of them
and it's the last movie you ever want to see.
That's what it feels like a lot of this content is like
we've listened to the fans
And we're trying to, you know, get a group together to placate them as much as possible.
But it makes for not interesting art.
It makes you nostalgic for a time when George Lucas instead said,
I think Jar Jar Binks is good and I don't need to customer service test this with you people.
I'm giving you Jar Jar Binks and you're going to like it.
And he brought so much joy to us, at least in terms of making fun of him.
I posted that.
The last thing about Star Wars for a second is that ILM doc,
I don't like when Yoda has a lightsaber fight.
But I learned from the ILM doc that the actor who played Jar Jar Binks
showed his anime collection to the animator of Yoda to tell him like,
he needs to move like this.
And I know he showed him Ninja Scroll.
I'm certain.
It's Ahmed Best.
I assume like a Gen X guy like him,
he probably had Ninja Scroll at the ready.
The only clip they show in the movie when they're saying anime is they pulled up a scene
from Shar's counterattack, which he very well could have showed him that too.
but I think they pulled it out because
Gundams have lightsaber. They call them
beam swords, but they're lightsabers. And they wanted
to show like, oh, look, see, lightsabers. This is what
they weren't influenced by. Anyways, okay,
hey, a different star thing to talk about.
Joe Moore says, I just
finished watching all of Star Trek Enterprise
for the first time, thanks to the fantastic
Star Trek, the next conversation
podcasts. Like most Star Trek
shows, the first season is a struggle,
but you need to watch for later context.
There's a long, serialized arc
that follows, and then some
decent one-off episodes with good
character moments. As someone who
originally gave up watching during season one
when it first aired, I'm glad I went
back. It was filmed in HD widescreen
too, so it has a more modern look
but with early 2000s politics,
a weird blend for sure. It did
strike me as a fairly interesting show
especially when it was made and what they were trying to
say with it, but ultimately
Enterprise, the baccula presence
is too distracting for me. And maybe
now I'm further enough away from it, but I saw him, I'm like,
no, you're quantum leap guy. What are you doing
on this ship. Did you leap into this body?
I feel like I need to watch all a Voyager
before, because I watched all the next gen
and, or most of NextGen in Deep
Space 9 when it was new, but then I fell
off a Voyager. So I still feel like I need
to watch all a Voyager before I can do
Enterprise. Though also, I should really just watch
all of Picard Season 3. I watched the first two episodes
with my mom because she loved TNG
and I was like, I've heard we can just skip to
season 3. Honestly, I should just watch it all
with her. Yeah, that's what Nina tells me, season 3.
She told me, watch it with your mom specifically, but
outside of that she said you can just skip the season three we all know seasons one and two or not what
really anyone wanted uh season three is just like just give me the the reunion please yeah pay everybody
stop being cheap and only paying one guy so up next we have what a cartoon the episode of superman
the anime series of late mr kent i got to say we had a real summer of superheroes and i'm so
burned out on superheroes because we had like the fantastic four at superman what a cartoons
and then discussions about the new fantastic four in superman movies oh and pie man and pie man too
so I feel like I'm hearing about superheroes constantly,
but I'm happy to get into Slayers next
because it's time to go back to 90s anime.
They're all wearing capes, by the way.
So if you want superheroes,
they're kind of superheroes in a way on Slayers.
But moving on, we have Andrew Giacetti, who says,
For what it's worth, which may not be much,
a lot of us were really mad about the death penalty thing,
but were shouted down in the wave of vote blue no matter who.
To be clear, it wasn't a don't vote for them anger,
but pointing out to the extent to which the Dems were going right
at the expense of their base before the end.
election. And for some more context, the podcast kind of undersells how baffling it was for the
Dems to be silent on the death penalty. And it was the entire Dems, not just the candidate. The
DNC dropped it as part of their platform for the first time since 2004. And yes, thank you,
Andrew. We are bringing up just the modern state of the death penalty. This is a very capital
punishment focused episode, rather. And we were expressing our disappointment that that was off
of the DNC talking points for the first time in a long time. And to see them drop that really
signifies just how far the right
they're sliding. And it's very disappointing.
As someone who did believe in Democrat candidates
at one point in their life. There were other parts
of their platform. I wasn't a fan
of in 2024.
But I had honestly
had forgotten the same bit of like, oh, right, they got
rid of the state general.
And as I recall, it's
not even like you heard the
candidates like Hillary Clinton was not saying
and I'm going to abolish the death penalty.
But it was the very least like, if you
asked somebody, well, are they going to
get rid of the death penalty, they'd say, uh, look at their platform. Why don't you go to their
website? To even remove that much of it sucked. Yeah, there's a lot of cowardice on display. I don't want
to relitigate the 2024 election because we're already religating 2020 and 2016 so often. But
the Kamala Harris statement about trans people, like, I think they should follow the law or
whatever that was, the non-statement. I just thought, man, I wish you had anything to say.
It was just, again, really, really disappointing for someone, one of the most important
elections of our lifetime, as the last two have been as well, just be like, I got nothing.
I do feel a general, and to go back to Andrew's comment, like removing that and being disappointed at Dems, it's like, they want to appeal to the middle of the road person is how it's presented as, but it's like, I think your regular voter who doesn't follow it too closely, they can tell when you don't believe in anything. And that all, like, so if you just waffle on everything or just let it go, like, well, what do you want me to believe it, person I imagine? It's like, they know you're fucking fake.
I hate you.
Fortunately, we have to cover these modern-day political things when we talk about these issues
because it would seem like we were ignoring them completely if we weren't.
And the reason why these episodes are so great is because they touch on these things that are unfortunately still relevant.
Dennis Kay also talked about some recent stuff in their reply.
In regards to the recent Superman movie,
I didn't at all take the abundance of characters as a cynical Marvel Studios-type way of setting up multiple spin-offs.
It reminded me of the experience of picking up my first Superman comic,
which happened to be the Death of Superman Collection,
in which the Justice League of America
filled with characters I had never heard of
at the time, such as Guy Gardner,
booster gold, blue beetle, fire, ice, maxima,
and Bloodwind played a key role in that story.
There's nothing inherently wrong
within Media Rez storytelling.
Well, I think I would be confused,
but I'm not sure if I'm the audience for this film in particular.
I remember that's so funny.
Dennis, thank you for bringing that up,
because Death of Superman collection was one of my first times reading regular weekly Superman comics.
And the Justice League appearing in it and getting their butts kicked by Doomsday was also them trying to sell Justice League comics.
Like they appear in it to introduce new readers to the Justice League.
And part of it is like, what's the secret of Bloodwind?
Like you're supposed to read more comics to learn.
Bloodwind is secretly somebody else.
I see.
Oh, spoiler, it's the Martian Manhunter.
See, this is all news to me.
I did not receive my latest Martian Manhunter update in my inbox.
So yes, thank you, Dennis Kay.
I understand there is some appeal to this.
And I'm a big fan of IndMedia's Riz storytelling.
All throughout this summer in our What a Cartoon movie, I'm like,
cut out the first 10 minutes.
I don't need this.
That's true.
And you know what?
I warmed up to it a little more, actually, having watched just last night,
the season premiere of Peace Maker Season 2.
And because it's several characters who appeared in the Superman film,
appear in that and are very funny
and it's just I like them being like
oh these people are just like constants
of the DCU and here they are
so hey thumbs up to that
so moving on to our what a cartoon movie episode
for Atlantis the Lost Empire
and Jacob Vassar says
incredible timing boys my local rep theater
is showing Atlantis currently as part
of a summer retro escapism film
series I caught it on Saturday and it was
honestly amazing to see with a big crowd on a
big screen so tragic that didn't get to
stick around very long at all in the format it was
finally tuned to be seen in at the time of its release.
The spectacle really works in that context and the awe of the swooping camera shot,
showing the vast Atlantis Kingdom matches the awe I felt seeing what this amazing
2D, 3D hybrid technology with deep canvas could make possible.
And for that implementation to be basically gone, like the forgotten civilization of Atlantis,
added a lot of resonance I was not prepared to be hit with, even teared up a little over it.
Welcome to the kingdom of 2D animation.
That has to be really nice.
see it in theaters when we did now when we did atlantis and i was watching it on my screen i was
like man this probably looked pretty amazing in theaters i took it so for granted that i never
even considered seeing it when it was in movie theaters in the year 2001 yeah it's funny the theater
experience can really add a lot this is obvious but to me i'm often surprised by it where i just
saw terminator two for the first time in a theater i've obviously seen it before i grew up with
it might be the first r-rated movie i ever watched at home and you know i honestly
think in my heart, I'm like, oh, I'm a Terminator one fan. I might like that more than the second one. But then when I see the second one in a theater with a crowd, I'm like, well, I kind of think this is the better movie. And I'm a T2 guy. Maybe the theater experience pushed me to that. But I feel like, yeah, that can change your opinion about a movie. I think seeing things in the theater, you laugh at things or you realize something's a joke for a crowd, not just for one person at home. And it changes. Like, that's how I've seen those Kurosawa films, the same in a theater. Going experience with a packed house was different than alone.
Yeah, Terminator 1, a horror movie, obviously, but I don't think I realize Terminator 2 is kind of a comedy until I saw it with a crowd where like everything Arnold says gets a laugh.
There are so many moments that get a laugh.
I'm like, man, James Cameron, you're calculating bastard.
You knew exactly what you were doing.
This is the most crowd-pleasing movie ever made.
Even the T-1,000 gets so many jokes, like the, uh-uh, uh-uh, finger move.
Oh, it's so good.
Also, in that ILM doc, it gave me new respect for Robert Patrick.
They show how they did it.
and for one of the special effects
for him walking through the fire and reforming
he basically had to be
almost totally naked like just a tiny
pair of white underwear
then walk down the street in broad daylight
with lines painted on him
and be filmed doing that
and he did it like I was so impressed
it's so funny like the attraction in 1991
was the CGI you've never seen anything like that before
today obviously it's a little creaky you're thinking of Pepsi Man
whenever he becomes liquid metal
And now I feel like in 2025, the real attraction is all of the practical effects, all of the stunts, all of the cars.
There are so many chases, so many cars exploding, so many cars flipping, helicopters crashing, guns tearing things apart.
The practical stuff now, I feel like, man, impossible today.
This would never, ever happen today.
Alex Irish says, what I enjoy best about Atlantis is what a character animatory movie it is.
Every member of the team has terrific character acting with specific ticks and nuances that make them memorable.
Special shout out to Russ Edmonds, who led the animation for Vinny and Sean Keller, who led Cookie and Preston Whitmore.
And of course, John Pomeroy is the star of the show with Milo's terrific acting that matches Michael J. Fox's performance.
Yeah, and actually, just on Blue Sky or Twitter, maybe I saw a John Pomeroy clip, and it was from his work on the Don Bluth video game Dragon.
layer. And I was like, oh, man, he is so good. And he was doing it all the way back then, too, because he
was a bluth guy. You know, now that you mentioned that, yeah, the movement on Milo is a little
bluthy in a good way of the bluth style, like the movement of the mouth, the popping of things.
I think on the episode, I did mention I looked up a Pomeroy video. He has, I think, his own
YouTube channel, but he's like, here's how to draw Fival. Here's how to draw Milo. Like, he talks a little
about his work there. But I also appreciate Alex. Yes, the shout out to people like Sean
Keller and Russ Edmonds who did it.
It's a great, there's so much
great character animation in it.
And moving on for our last little discussion here.
Talking to the Hill to kill a ladybird
and Andrew Bouvier says,
To expound further on rabies, it is the only
non-Pryon disease on the planet with a
100% mortality rate.
There is a no longer used method called
the Milwaukee Protocol that involved
an induced coma and a plethora of drugs
including ketamine, but it didn't have a
high success rate after its initial success
with a young girl around 20 years ago, so
is not recommended as a treatment anymore.
Once rabies symptoms of any kind of peer,
the first is typically numbness
or a tingling near where you were bit,
it is too late for the vaccine and you will die.
So Andrew's comment goes on a bit longer
after this on the Patreon
with more rabies information,
but yes, if like a bad bites you,
get the fuck to a hospital.
Rabies sounds terrifying, everybody.
It really scared me about rabies,
these things.
I did take it for granted just to like,
well, you get a couple shots,
or we must have like solved rabies by now.
It's not a problem.
then to learn, like, no, it is still.
Like, I had the same shocking revelation that Dale has in the episode.
Like, are you able to live a life with rabies?
Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, no.
Joe Hodgson, as our final comment here on the same episode,
my grandfather shared the tidbit with me years ago that he had a pet raccoon as a kid for a short time.
It would have been in the 40s, and sadly, I can't recall the circumstances that brought the critter into his home,
and he's no longer around for me to ask, but it was a thing that happened.
He said he was great, got along with a cat and dog, and pretty much acted like a cat as well.
The one notable thing he could recall is that the raccoon would steal food from the dog and cat and hide it,
and only when they weren't around with the raccoon, retrieve it and consume it.
He had the raccoon until it died and never befriended another one as far as I know.
I feel like raccoon's probably a little smarter than dogs, and they have those little hands.
And I've noticed that whenever an animal is smarter than another one,
you see a complete lack of respect from the smarter animal, like with my parrots.
You could tell he just hated the cats I lived with occasionally.
Like, you're stupid and I'm going to watch you die.
I'll live for a thousand years.
What do you got, 15?
Damn.
I understand.
Also, cats are jerks.
I can understand why a bird would be like,
though this sounds like Tweety Bird versus Sylvester situation.
It's true.
The cats were just terrified of him.
They would come up close with like a trembling paw.
Like, can I touch it?
And he would just say, get out of here.
And they'd run.
They'd bolt out of the room.
I mean, that's adorable with that.
raccoon thing. You know, when we were talking about raccoons' pets in that episode and how, like, you mainly see them just on social media, I totally forgot to even mention that one of my favorite, like, adorable videos online was when I think it's like at a zoo, but a raccoon gets a piece of cotton candy and then washes it to get it clean, but it vanishes and he doesn't know what's going on.
Yes, it's like, my food betrayed me. I love this fact that in the Japanese language, a raccoon is translated into washing bear because they're little bears that dip their food in water.
That is adorable. I didn't know this. That hasn't come up in my language training app.
Duolingo is not teaching me about any animals. I only know through like context of hearing anime and hearing like neko.
I've learned Yagi and Kamo. I've learned that. Godin duck, but not raccoon.
I know specifically the African gray parrot is Yolmu, which means western parrot.
Oh, that's fun. Oh, and Zoe. Well, actually, I knew Zoe was elephant already because it's a plot point in one piece.
I see. Well, everybody, you got a free Japanese lesson and you didn't have to pay any extra for it.
So cancel your duolingo.
We'll teach you five new words every talk to the audience.
At least because we're that big of weaves.
Yes, yes.
But that is another episode of Talk to the Audience.
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Oh, God.
I mean, all of the merchandising of the Simpsons is just the kind of thing you love, too.
And same with like, you love people.
who remember all the toy cartoons of the 80s and oh man me with my love of comic books i'm sure he loves
that talk about spider-man i feel like it'll be like when the mac grating met charles shultz
he has told that story on a commentary and charles shultz was like did not seem impressed he seemed
a little annoyed like oh you're that guy huh right that's rough that has to be tough but yes enough
about bill waters still talk about us lots of stuff happening in september again we put together
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