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Episode Date: March 5, 2026On todays episode of Suspension of the Rules, Isaac, Ari and Kmele breakdown where we're at with the conflict in Iran as well as the latest results with the primary elections in Texas, North Carolina ...and Arkansas, a good guy of the week nomination and last but not least, a very solid grievance section. It's a good one!Ad-free podcasts are here!To listen to this podcast ad-free, and to enjoy our subscriber only premium content, go to ReadTangle.com to sign up!You can subscribe to Tangle by clicking here or drop something in our tip jar by clicking here. Our Executive Editor and Founder is Isaac Saul. Our Executive Producer is Jon Lall.This podcast was hosted by: Isaac Saul and audio edited and mixed by Dewey Thomas. Music for the podcast was produced by Jon Lall.Our newsletter is edited by Managing Editor Ari Weitzman, Senior Editor Will Kaback, Lindsey Knuth, Bailey Saul, and Audrey Moorehead. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Coming up, are we at war with Iran or not?
We break down the latest, the big primary election in Texas and some other stuff in North Carolina and Arkansas.
A good guy of the week and our grievances.
It's a good show.
Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening, and welcome to the Suspension of the Rules podcast.
This is a weekly politics show where the three of us sit around and try and decide if we're,
war with Iran or not?
Every week.
It's the question.
It's never been harder to answer.
Very up for debate at the moment.
I got an extremely frustrated
slack message from
our editor at Large Camille Foster
here earlier today
with three different clips.
I guess it was two clips in a news article.
One clip of Markwayne
there too. Yeah.
Yeah, one clip of Mark Wayne Mullen.
the Republican from Ohio
insisting that we were
that this is war
and then being asked
so you can see this is war
no this is not a war
we have not declared war
well you just said it was war
you'll concede this is war
we have declared war
they declared war on us but we haven't
we haven't declared just now
you said this is war
they've called it war
what I was saying
okay well that was it misspoke
but I was saying that they
declared war on us, but war is ugly. It always has been ugly. But we're, you know, we're at a,
we're taking out a regime that's been trying to attack us for quite some time.
But you're not. Okay. Then Pete Eggstaff coming on and saying we are dictating the terms of
this war. This is what the fake news misses. We've taken control of Iran's airspace and
waterways without boots on the ground. We control their fate. But when a few drones get through,
or tragic things happen, it's front page news.
I get it.
The press only wants to make the president look bad,
but try for once to report the reality.
The terms of this war will be set by us at every step.
And then Speaker, House Speaker, Mike Johnson coming out and saying this is not a war.
Iran has attacked three of our U.S. embassies in the last couple of days.
Those are sovereign territories of the U.S.
They have declared war on us.
I don't believe in the semantics.
We've talked about the language this morning.
We're not at war right now.
We're four days in to a very specific, clear mission, an operation, Operation Epic Fury,
which has two components, as you know, that we have articulated over and over.
The president has, the commander of joint chiefs.
Everybody has explained.
Gentlemen, do we have a war?
I think we do, right?
but we don't want to admit it, I guess, is where we're at right now.
That's the state of affairs.
I think to dust off a classic, it depends on what your definition of the word is.
I think if we're talking about whether or not we are using military to do war with another military, then yeah.
But if we're saying did Congress authorize and conflict of some kind, then we aren't.
So we're in, we're Schroederer's war right now, I guess.
How you want to use the term.
Yeah, I don't love that, but it's certainly very apt.
Except maybe we do. We don't know until we open the box.
Yeah, I mean, it's very clear there is a weird, perverse incentive around declarations of war, formal declarations of war.
Congress doesn't like them and is supposed to be responsible for doing this sort of thing.
But across multiple presidential administrations, straddling both political parties, whether or not it is a war,
always depends on who is doing the asking and who the particular party in question is.
But generally speaking, the disposition, whether it be in Libya or Syria, now in Iran, is, this isn't
really a war. It's something else. It's something with all of the trappings of a war.
But even when we're using torpedoes to sink ships in open water or dropping thousands and thousands of megatonage worth of munitions on various cities,
this is only a war when we say it's a war.
Although when we say it's a war, we may just be making a mistake,
acknowledging essentially explicitly what we are trying very hard to obfuscate.
It seems like there was the idea of a war that Congress would declare
and then we would be at war, a state of being within another country.
And then we had the concept of this is not a war.
This is a prolonged, authorized use of military force,
which was a nice kind of legal thing to be able to use.
so you could say that we're using military force without it being a war.
And this isn't even that.
This is within the president's ability to be the commander of chief,
commander and chief of the armed forces and to dictate our foreign policy,
which can be aggressive and use kinetic actions in ways that as long as we don't use the W word,
A, what doesn't matter?
So, I mean, legally, it seems like we've created this definition of war that is so narrow
that is basically useless.
So now we can throw out the legal definition
of Congress declaring a war.
And once we do that,
then all we have left is
if it smells like a war
and it looks like a war,
then that's what it is.
I mean, if the legal definition doesn't matter
and it's just the definition of
what does it look like,
then how could it not be?
You know, we're at war.
Right. That's kind of how I feel.
And I should apologize,
this is my fault.
I threw us head first into our main topic today.
I have one order of business that I need to take care of before we get into that,
which is last week on the show, this is my second, I think, suspension of the rules correction
in three weeks, which I'm not proud of.
But I apparently said, and I don't totally remember talking about this,
but I think it happened in some sort of rhetorical flourish,
that the age of consent in Florida was 16.
And a very kind reader wrote in to point out that it is only 16 and very next.
and very narrow, limited circumstances is actually 18 years old,
and I wanted to correct the record here on the show.
And I should have done it at the top.
Now that we have that out of the way,
onto other somber topics,
I mean, I joke about the question of whether we're at war with Iran right now,
and this is not a situation that's easy to make light of.
What we're watching across the Middle East is genuinely a horrific outbreak of violence,
I mean, Iran seems to be in flames, you know, not just military targets, but civilian targets
are being pummeled throughout the country. These places, as we talked about in our live
stream on Monday, you know, throughout the Middle East, that for years now have been safe and secure
Oman, United Arab Emirates, you know, Emirates are sitting in Dubai and watching drones fly into
their hotels.
This is a very, very scary and unsettling situation for a lot of people.
And then, of course, folks in Israel, you know, family and friends of mine who are stuck in shelters
now as Iran retaliates, the situation is deteriorating, I think, pretty quickly.
I have a few topics that I want to pick your guys' brains about sort of in this larger topic
of the Iran War today.
But I want to set the table really quickly about where I think we are.
on the, you know, how the left and the right are both talking about this,
because obviously an important part of the work that we're doing.
And I've been criticizing Democrats a little bit about just not having a clear,
unified message about this.
If I define the terms best I could, broadly speaking about the left's position so far,
it is that they are opposed to this military action, war, you know,
authorized use of force, whatever euphemism you want to use.
because Trump did it unilaterally without coming to Congress, because it seems like it was rushed in some way, and because there wasn't a sufficient public discourse or governmental deliberation about the upsides and downsides and what the actual plan was. I think they are unified in that. I think there are very mixed messages coming out of the Democratic Party and the left about whether it's good or bad that we are.
trying to take down and topple the regime.
I think some people just draw a line of no more regime change.
I don't care how bad you make them sound to me,
while some people are saying, look, like Khamene being gone is good for the world
and opens up a new possibility for the Iranian people, many of whom are pro-democracy
and pro-West in some ways and don't want to live under this regime.
And broadly speaking, that's like the contour.
that I'm seeing on the left. On the right, there's obviously more robust defense for what Trump has
decided to do, I think, from the Iran Hawks, from the kind of National Review, Wall Street Journal
editorial board type perspective, which is basically this regime has been given every chance possible
to step back from the brink, stop funding terrorism, stop pursuing a nuclear bomb. They,
at this moment right now, are probably weaker than they've ever been.
thanks to Israel, who has been waging a war against Hamas in Gaza
and also waging a war against Hezbollah
because of the situation in Syria,
because of the domestic turbulence that they've had,
there is a very strong case that of all the moments
that Israel and the United States have had to strike the regime,
this offered a particularly good opening to do it successfully.
And so the people who are supportive
of it on the right or sort of framing it in those terms. And then there's the people on the right,
a lot of the folks in Maga World, frankly, who are upset about this and say, look, Trump ran explicitly
on a promise two times, I mean, three times, if you count as 2020 campaign, of not dragging us
into foreign wars, of not wasting money in the Middle East, of basically ending the era of regime
change politics that has defined some of the 21st century. And now we're in another regime change
potential quagmire, depending on how this goes. And a lot of them feel betrayed. They feel like
this is the opposite of what Trump said he was going to do. So to the degree there's opposition
and foment on the right. I think that's mostly where it's coming from. I would say to their point,
I saw a news report today that the Pentagon is preparing to ask Congress for more money
after just getting a trillion dollar budget effectively, which is the kind of thing I think is
going to be so astounding and offensive to the sort of isolationist right and the standard
there left that we're going to see a lot of opposition and outcry.
Like this is a war that costs something.
And then, of course, the price of oil has spiked the credit.
the countries of Democrats and some Republicans are using that to say this is, you know,
this is hurting the affordability issue for Trump, which is something that he says he's trying
to solve. In light of all that, I was particularly surprised by something I read in Politico,
and this is kind of my opening salvo for you to, which, you know, my suspicion about how Democrats
and Republicans together were feeling about this war,
taking it in some made me think that there would be pretty staunch opposition nationally
to what we're witnessing.
But Playbook got a new poll from OnMessage, which is conservative pollsters.
But a lot of times these are the people who are, you know,
they're tracking important stories like this to really understand how politicians
should be playing it.
So they're trustworthy in a lot of ways.
and found that support for Iran strikes was now neck and neck with 49% in favor and 48% opposed.
And that actually lined up with a Fox News poll because Fox News is one of the, you know,
whatever you think of their prime time lineup.
They are some of the best pollsters in the game.
And they found basically a 50-50 split, which I thought was fascinating.
And I'm kind of curious to hear what you guys think about.
Do you buy that the American populace is kind of divided down the middle on this action,
on these strikes, on this war?
If so, do you think it's because it's early days and we've had some success and we killed LNA and we'll check in in a month?
Talk to me a little bit about your reaction to that because I felt that kind of stunning, honestly.
It was not what I was expecting.
Yeah, I think it is because it's early days.
I think if you are trying to sell or your supporter of,
a war in Iran, this is really bad news. It seems like, oh, 50-50, America's split, we're divided
down the middle of this. Any time that there's the opening of a new front or conflict or effort
of some kind or a new presidency, whatever it is, you're going to get soft numbers in the beginning.
If you go back and look at the Iraq War, just the very beginning when that was launched,
the approval for that, whether or not that was the right or wrong decision, according to Pew,
was 71% in favor.
By about two or three months through the war,
it would top out at about 73, 74,
when we're getting a lot of headlines saying Saddam had been on the run,
then had been arrested or taken to the U.S.
a lot of gains made in the first salvos of the war,
and then nothing but steady decline for years.
So the point whereby by 2008 it was about 40, 60,
against the war being the right decision.
And it kind of changes and levels out over time.
But the point being, if the starting point for a war of aggression or a war of choice or whatever
you want to call it, a war that clearly was not a war of defense in either sense, in any sense,
if the starting point is about 50-50, then it's probably not going to go up.
But if it does go up, it will be briefly for a period of weeks before the costs start to
become incurred.
And when we talk about costs, there's a couple of things.
things that I think are important to keep in mind, I kind of want to say that are both offensive,
but in different ways. One is I almost feel offended at myself, sitting here very comfortably
in Northern New England, feeling almost no repercussions of this. And we're decrying this act
of war in Iran and what it might do to the U.S. when our military is so professionalized and so good at
what it does, that for most Americans, we're insulated very strongly from the major immediate
impact of this. The people who are actually going to be involved, it's a small number,
and they're going to be impacted by a huge degree. And I think we're talking a lot about what the
impacts will be on the military, rightly so. But a lot of it, a lot of us making a big deal,
myself included, about whether or not this ought to be an action we're taking, aren't feeling
it. We just, like, in ways in decades past that we did, we aren't. And I think that's something that we
have to take stock of and be appreciative of. And the second thing is a little bit of a flip side of,
it's offensive to me that we spend all of this money on our military so we can be prepared for
lethality when we need it. And when we need it, we ask for more. That's, like, there's no way that
both of those things can be true. One of those has to invest.
validate the other. If we have a $1 trillion plus military budget and we need to pay for more things
when the time arises, then either we aren't budgeting very well because $1 trillion is almost
incomprehensible sum of money or we shouldn't be budgeting that much in the first place if it's just
a pays you go strategy. But at the same time, you know, I come back to what I was just saying,
which is like, I'm not feeling these costs really. If we have a trillion dollar budget because the
military that we have is going to protect us, then I'm grateful for that. But at the same time,
I know that everything looks like a nail to a hammer. And if we've built a one trillion dollar hammer,
we're going to be looking for ways to use it. And at this point in time, before we start getting
headlines about military personnel being badly injured or, God forbid, killed, or price of oil
spiking or the budget being overrun to such a degree, this is the high watermark for approval.
If you can't tell, I think this is a full hearty action.
And I think when you think more about even the strengths of it,
it doesn't end up looking very good for us.
Now, there's caveats to that about whether or not it's the right thing for Iran to have a new leader.
Of course, the leadership that it had was not good for the Iranian people,
but this is a debate we've had forever.
It's like, is this our role in order to do this?
And if so, is it right that we're doing it with one ally?
You would expect there to be a little bit more of a coalition involved in this.
But that's kind of getting into the weeds and getting into the discussion about what regime change is and how we judge it.
For now, when we look and take stock about whether or not the American people support this,
I think it's easy to say why.
And then once we start seeing what it costs us in real terms, those numbers will change.
I mean, I can comment briefly on the polling question.
And then I think there's a lot that Ari just mentioned there that is worth comment
on and meditating on.
And Isaac, obviously, I'm very interested in your perspective on this as well.
But the interpretation of those polling numbers has to be through the lens of what has
happened fairly recently, specifically with the Trump administration and its interventions
abroad.
They tend to be very lean.
Recently, they've seemed to have been fairly successful.
It's the first Iran strike.
There was the recent Venezuelan action.
These things happen to be pretty dramatic.
They almost have an almost Jason-born-like element to them.
So if you are a fan of the president of the United States and you want to find reasons to justify this, even if it isn't necessarily what you voted for, you can find your way there pretty easily, especially in the first three or four days that this has happened.
And I mean, just given the first 24, 48 hours of this campaign, see, I've avoided mentioning whether or not it's a war, just call it a campaign.
You have the virtual annihilation of the leadership of Iran, like in moments.
So, you know, having a kind of positive attitude as someone who is observing politics and is a partisan, not at all surprising.
And relatedly with the polling numbers, we certainly know that if you break down the numbers, and so don't just look at the general public opinion, but look at it by party, Democrats are a lot more suspicious about this.
Independence are perhaps a little more open to what's going on here.
But even the Democrats who are out there talking about the need for a war powers resolution are doing it in pretty constrained ways.
They are constantly mentioning the fact that the right people are getting knocked off, that Iran is bad.
They're at least acknowledging, to your point, Ari, about whether or not this is the defensive war, certainly a war of choice.
We made a decision to do this now, even if you take the most generous interpretation of everything the administration has said.
The specific issue is that Iran has been a threat to the United States and has made threats about the United States and its various allies.
It has been a fundamental primary state sponsor of terrorism around the world, and the likelihood that that was going to continue was pretty high.
So I find myself in the somewhat awkward position of being generally skeptical of interventionism, but also acknowledging the importance of having meaningful checks on bad actors around the world.
and I'm at least hopeful that this action that I suspect is probably not the best choice at the moment,
that it will have some positive repercussions, that the regime that ends up coming to power afterwards
will be meaningfully better for Iran, that the solidarity that is actually emerging in the region,
which is pretty surprising just given the way Iran has responded, is something that will actually be durable
and that we do see a shift back to the Abraham Accords after this.
a lot of questions still remain to be answered. And public opinion on this, as you mentioned,
Ari, it's going to be fickle. 50-50 early on is not the sort of thing that's going to be
durable. Fortunately, it seems that no one in the administration has an appetite for something
that lasts more than a few weeks. And one hopes that circumstances on the ground don't change in a way
that alters that calculus because that could become exceptionally expensive, both with respect to blood
and treasure.
We'll be right back after this quick break.
You know, I think something that's maybe underrated in this discussion is, in the discussion about the public opinion is so much of the narrative is driven by immediate ecosystem or immediate infrastructure that at this moment, I would say, is extremely skeptical of intervention in every respect.
But realistically, the New York Times, the Washington Post, you know, these major media institutions that have this sort of leftistenter bias, CNN, MSNBC, then Fox News, where they acquiesce to a lot of Trump's direction.
But there are people on Fox News who are spitting fire about this, the dangers of this decision.
and they're bringing guests on constantly
who are skeptical of this,
kind of representing the non-interventionist MAGA base.
All of indie alternative media,
I mean, you know, just like the podcasters, the YouTubers,
like all of them are going to be critical of this.
I'm not seeing anybody really in that space
standing up and beating their chest and saying definitively
that we should be going to do this.
there's an uphill battle for Trump in this environment where it's like the people who are on his side
or like the Wall Street Journal editorial board and Mark Levin and, you know, National Review.
It's like it's not a, it's not a home game for him to sell this.
But I think there's a, the element that I'm getting to that I think is underrated is just,
if you are not somebody who's immersed in that,
if you're an average American, you know, a normie who's showing up in these poll results
and you spend a few minutes every week paying attention to the news,
I could very much see a world where, you know, what you hear and see and understand is like
Iran funds terrorism, people in Iran oppressed.
America and Israel kill Iranian leader,
Iranian people in the streets celebrate.
That's like a pretty simple story
where like, you know, if you're watching this unfold
and it's not having a huge impact on your life,
like already just said, it's not really yet impacting us as Americans.
I think the price of gas spiking is maybe the only thing.
like, do you know, do you really feel that negatively about this?
I mean, and I was thinking about this because I've been, I'm starting to tilt towards the critical side.
And I mean, I've obviously been like very skeptical of this as a just like this is going to be the war that brings peace.
You know, it's just like it is a hard thing to sell.
But I'll sort of just to exemplify what I mean here.
I tweeted this yesterday.
Like Trump said that the worst case scenario, he was asked,
what's the worst case scenario outcome?
And this is why I love Trump.
He literally just like he said the thing no other president would ever say.
He actually answered the question.
And he was like, the worst case is that somebody who's as bad as Cominé comes to power in his place.
And like, we just did all this for nothing.
And then it's like an hour later, the succession line, like the IRGC comes out and says that they've chosen his grandson or his eldest son, excuse me, to be his successor who is like obviously going to share his politics and worldview in many ways and probably run the country the same way he did.
Now there's, now there's been a bunch of conflicting reporting about where that's true.
But it's like, okay, so the worst case scenario, somebody is replacing him who is basically him.
We're getting that.
trying to evacuate Americans from the Middle East, but the State Department's gutted and people
are having a really hard time getting out. And the phone number, if you call the State Department
for help, basically goes to like a hotline that's might as well just say, you're screwed, good luck.
FBI director Cash Patel fired a bunch of agents and staff members from a counterintelligence
unit, tasked with monitoring threats from Iran right before the war started. The CIA is now
arming Kurdish forces to send them into Iran, which just has echoes of all this stuff we've done
before that does not work. And the Pentagon's preparing to ask Congress for more money to fund the
war after just getting a trillion dollar budget. And like, I think these are really good,
they're my critiques, so I think they're good critiques. But like, are any of those the kind of
things that are going to break through for somebody who spends 20 minutes a week paying attention to
this? Like, I mean, a lot of the...
of my friends, you know, like, I am very immersed in this stuff. And so this, like, feels to me,
like something that really, these things are like, this is, this is really bad. This is getting bad.
And then I'm like, you know, does my buddy Mikey, who's like tangentially maybe paying attention
to this actually care about whether like Pentagon or whether like State Department staffers are
able to get out in a timely fashion from some job they took in Dubai? Like, I don't think he does
care, honestly.
And I think what he's seeing is like bad guys being killed, oppressed people living under bad guys
rules celebrating and like Trump saying, we're doing it and it's quick and look how badass
our military is.
And I get why, you know, in the wash that comes out as maybe like a pretty even split about
support for and against the war.
And I don't say that in like any kind of, I think it's like the people who are.
who support the war,
all people who are not paying attention
are not informed.
I'm sure there's plenty of people
who are not paying attention
are not informed on both sides of this issue.
But I think we maybe overrate
like these finer details we get stuck on
and how much they're actually trickling down
to the general populace.
So I was shocked at first
when I saw these numbers
because the discourse I'm seeing
is so overwhelmingly negative,
even on the right.
But then I thought more about it
and I was like,
maybe it isn't that hard to sell a war with Iran to your average, normie American.
Maybe it's just like we're predisposed to think we're the good guys in this situation
and it's probably worth it, you know what I mean?
If I had a magic eight ball, I would shake it and it would come up and say ask again later.
Because if you go ahead and you ask Mikey in three months when the headlines are different
and it's not like there's only so many despotic leaders to overthrow,
And there are only so many times the headlines are going to lead with body counts that are only asymmetrically on the other side before there's one Benghazi or one down to plane or one leak any headline that goes the other way and the story changes.
And I think that's the thing that we forget about our worldviews sometimes is when we are reacting to events based on the way we've wired our own brains over time is we know.
longer react to things in real time. I don't think we're capable of it. That's maybe sad,
and maybe we should work on ourselves a little bit. But I think when we see a headline and we're
reacting, we're reacting to what we think will happen tomorrow and next week and three months
down the line. So when I hear, and I think this is something that happens to the three of us,
a headline that says U.S. assassinates Iranian leader or takes out IRGC leadership group and
strike. I think immediately, who's going to take over next? What if they're worse? And if they're
not, then how much effort is it going to take to sustain that? And what will that mean for us?
And what will it mean for the next three months, six months a year? And on and on. And I think
once that starts to kick through, if I were to just make myself react to the moment and hear that,
the IRGC leadership group has just been taken out. I would, like, how can that not be good news? Like,
that can only sound like good news.
But I don't think it's possible for us to react just that way.
And I do think people, we are reacting to more information at the time.
And when all of that information starts to seep out into the public consciousness
and all of those things that we're worried about start to happen or don't happen,
then we're all going to be playing with the same deck of cards.
But we're not all quite reacting to the same things yet.
That's another thing about the media ecosystem that I think we talk about left-right bias
in the way that we're drinking from different fire hoses all the time.
But one of the things that I think we should be careful not to underrate
is media literate or media expert people
or people who are steeped in this all day long,
and that could be a bias of its own in the negative,
but also sometimes in the positive.
The people who have those opinions that are shaping the narrative that we're all reading
are probably all kind of reacting to the same set of information.
And once that information gets popularized over time,
then I think we're all going to start to see 60 to 80% approval or disapproval ratings one way or the other.
Maybe things will happen optimistically and all of us negative media people will have to adjust the worldviews.
But if and when that doesn't happen, I think we'll probably be sharing the same kind of reactions as Mikey does.
Yeah, I was actually really impressed, I think, with the narrative that you spun,
the kind of positive interpretation of things that someone who isn't really tracking the news might actually.
take away from this, just given the headlines, because the commentators who I'm seeing in
conservative media and elsewhere generally tend to be exceedingly negative. The only kind of public
person who isn't actually a member of the Trump administration who I reliably see out there
banging the drum for this is Lindsay Graham. And everyone else, for the most part, is kind of heaping
skepticism on this particular operation. And I wonder if it isn't true that
amongst the public, even the kind of maga faithful, who, again, Republicans generally in favor of
this operation. But I wonder how real that is. I mean, the anti-war, anti-interventionist wing of the
Republican Party was exceedingly loud during the campaign. It was a central pillar of the Trump
administration. He wasn't saying if I were president, you know, we would have finished the Ukraine
situation because I would have gotten so tough or I would have gone in and
knocked around or on. His rhetoric has for so long been expressly in the other direction that other
people get into wars because they're dumb. They're unsophisticated. They can't make deals.
He said that in his first campaign. Yeah. Yeah. This is a radical departure from what he promised.
And I've heard it characterized as perhaps the most profound kind of broken campaign promise
since, well, I don't know which since, but perhaps ever. My mind was went back to
If you're like your doctor, you can keep it and read my lips, no new taxes.
And this certainly seems to obliterate those as examples of presidential candidates who say one thing
and deliver a very different thing once they get into office.
Well, it's not a war, Camille.
It's difficult.
We'll be right back after this quick break.
As we sit here Wednesday evening, you know, the latest news that we have is the president has been in front of the camera saying,
running out of its missile launchers and its systems are overwhelmed.
NATO is in some ways beginning to join the fight.
NATO air defense systems shot down an Iranian ballistic missile headed toward Turkey.
Spain apparently is in a kind of standoff with Trump refusing to let us use its bases.
Trump threatened to halt all trade with Spain.
They renege said they'll let them, but then another official from Spain came out and said that was a false report.
We're kind of monitoring that situation.
And now the Senate is voting on whether they bring a resolution to the floor to restrict Trump's ability to continue military action in Iran.
All of this is unfolding right now as we record the show.
So I'm sure things will continue to move in the next few days.
And by the time we get here next week and we're back in these seats, this situation will probably be very different than it is right now.
I want to move on to, I think, the 1A story this week, the second biggest story.
And in a typical week, probably the thing would be spending most of our time talking about,
which is we had our first big midterm elections of this cycle.
We had primaries in Texas and North Carolina and Arkansas.
There's a good deal to pick at here.
I think the main event, the kind of title fight ended up being on the Democratic side between James Taurico and Jasmine Crockett,
James Tullerico came out ahead actually pretty decisively in the end. I remember sitting here with you guys a few weeks ago talking about this when Crockett was leading in the polls and we were sort of discussing the possibility of whether she could actually win a general election in Texas or not.
obviously that question is now moot. The other side, the Republican side, between John Cornyn and Ken
Paxton is going to run off. We're all awaiting Trump's endorsement. There was a piece of all places
in the Atlantic where an administration official had leaked that the president was going to
endorse John Cornyn for the seat, which I think is the smart thing to do politically. I think
Ken Paxton's pretty toxic. But I would be a lot of. But I would be a lot of, but I would,
I wanted to talk about two things.
One is your reflections on this,
Talarico, Jasmine Crockett,
race, larger implications.
And two, is if there's any
kind of, I guess, big major
takeaways for each party
going into this. The Wall Street Journal
editorial board had a,
I think, rather alarmed
piece today, which I'm
going to talk about before you get out of here.
But I want to start with Crockett and Talarico.
I'll start by saying, I'm happy
with this outcome. I do not
We at Tango have a very strict policy
but you're not endorse candidates,
though I'm pretty sure I called
Jasmine Crockett a blowhard on this show
like a month ago.
I'm just
exhausted by her
style of politics,
which is not unique to her in any
way. And I just...
They can stay in the house.
If you want to act like that, that's your
chamber and you can hang out there.
I'm holding on
for dear life to this
like a fantasy that the Senate is this like buttoned up institution,
greatest deliberative body in the world.
And I know in my head somewhere, I know that's not true.
The greatest deliberate body in the world is the federal court.
Yeah, yeah, that actually is, that might be true.
But I just don't want her scorched earth, like make fun of the Texas governor
for being in a wheelchair politics in the Senate.
I'm not interested in it.
And I think James Taylor Rico is a really interesting candidate.
I think we do not get many...
I've learned from writing this newsletter
and doing this podcast here at Tanglet,
there are many progressive Christians in our country
who feel extremely underrepresented
by our nation's politics
because Christian and faith-centered politics
are so associated with the Republican Party.
And so I'm just...
In that narrow sense, party's...
stuff aside. I'm happy James
Talarico exists and has a national
profile because I think he's
in the arena and he's
speaking a language that there's actually
many Americans in
our country who are like progressive
faith-based, faith-first Christians
whose politics are on the left
and they don't really have a
face for them. And he's kind of
operating as that face.
That's not a judgment on his politics
or anything else. It's just like, I
believe in representation. So I'm glad he's
the arena. I have no idea if he can win a Texas Senate race. And I think this is probably another notch
in the economic populism greater than identity politics, you know, belt for the Democratic Party.
James Taurico ran very, very hard on this like anti-billionaire, anti-rich, anti-wealth platform.
and he stayed out of the race stuff that Jasmine Crockett and Colin Allard tried to drag him into.
He just was above the fray of a lot of the identity politics stuff.
So that's kind of my read on the situation.
I'd be curious here from you guys, if you share the sentiment about maybe a little exhale,
seeing someone like this win over someone like Crockett,
and if you think there's any chance in hell, this guy can actually win a Texas Senate race as a Democrat,
I mean, I do think that Raphael Warnock is another Democrat in the Senate who is someone who speaks that same sort of language is talking.
That's a great point. Really good point. But I do think just, again, if we're talking about demographics with respect to age in this context, that Tel RICO kind of represents that in a younger, more attractive, perhaps to younger audiences or younger voters packaging. And in this particular context against Jasmine Crockett, I suspect what's more.
important than the kind of populist dimensions of this because I don't think Crocket would really
disagree with most of those things. And all of those things have largely been pretty popular amongst
Democrats. You see that in the kind of perennial success for someone like Bernie Sanders on the
national stage and certainly in all those Democratic presidential primaries. I think he's running like
100 now. That ultimately the thing that really is telling is the exhaustion with identity politics.
And I think that it is something that has existed on the right for a very long time.
and has really invigorated them.
It's something that almost certainly helped to give Trump the win in the last election cycle.
But you're seeing it increasingly among Democrats.
When Gavin Newsom started to run away from all of his previously held positions in a really conspicuous way,
openly acknowledging in some instances that these used to be my views and now I'm going someplace else,
I think we've probably done too much.
Crockett is a kind of representation of a lot of those things.
and even the kind of principal controversy that arose in this race turned out to be another kind of gender and race controversy that seemed to kind of unfairly saddle Tol Rico with this label of being someone who kind of had racially malignant views.
I don't really see that.
It didn't seem like a particularly legit argument.
And I do suspect to the extent there's going to be this battle between a Democrat and a Republican.
eventually that they're probably,
Democrats are probably better positioned
with Tel Rico rather than Crockett in this race.
I think it's a little,
I'm going to answer the other question
since you tackled the Tala Rico
versus Crockett angle,
which is do I think that he could win in Texas,
which is sort of the until otherwise proven,
no. I think,
maybe the word can.
If we're talking about open-ended,
then yeah, he can.
But it's going to depend.
So what are the things that, like,
what does that path look like?
One is going to take a great campaign from him in order to sell that a change from what has been representing Texas forever is needed.
Second, it'll take the right opponent.
So I mentioned this today when I wrote our first ever staff concurrence in the newsletter following your take is that it would benefit to Al Rico a great deal if he's facing Paxton instead of Cornyn because I think people like Paxton are going to have a hard time.
time trying to split the difference when there inevitably becomes a wedge issue between
a preponderance to say 30 to 60 percent of Republicans and Trump.
And a good example is the southwestern border wall.
That is something that is not very popular or exceedingly unpopular depending on the area
with many Texans right or left.
And if that's something that Trump moves forward with, a candidate Paxton is going to have to
sell why he's standing with Trump.
And if he doesn't, then he's going to have to tell his very Trump forward base why he's
breaking with him.
Whereas somebody like Cornyn, who Republicans expect has some wiggle room to break with the president,
he can sell that message to both camps a little bit better.
So I think, and that's just one example of ways that I think Pakistan's going to have a
harder time in the general election than Cornyn will.
But that's two things, a good campaign, a good,
or the right opponent.
And then third, it's going to be a lot of luck.
It's hard for us to anticipate
what's going to be the signing issue
in this election in November.
A lot of things are going to change now.
Every day in the newsletter, we publish
what we're talking about a year ago.
And it's always such a trip.
Like, a year ago, we're talking about
Trump and Zelensky in the Ovo office.
And that was something that, I mean, that dominated.
It was something we talked about for months.
And now, like, imagine casting your ballot
based off of that.
There's no way anybody's going to decide
based on that alone
how they're going to vote.
So right now, we're thinking
about Iran. Is that even going to matter?
I don't know. Last month, we're talking
nonstop about Greenland.
So these things are going to change,
especially in this landscape, so fast.
And if it's the right issue
at the right time, then it's possible.
But it's going to have to take the stars aligning, I think,
in order for him to win there.
Yeah, it's a good point about
how quickly the environment changes.
I mean, I would say, yeah, he needs a perfect national environment.
He needs a bad opponent, and he needs to run an excellent campaign.
And I think he's capable of running an excellent campaign.
I think he was on the verge of getting a bad candidate,
but I think he's going to be running against Cornyn,
who's a very good candidate.
And I think the national environment,
the national environment is great for him right now, for Tala Rica right now.
but I don't think it's a sure thing at all
that it'll be great for him in November.
I mentioned this Wall Street Journal piece
and I just wanted to float this
because it struck me again, as alarmed, I would say.
The editorial board said,
Democrats are climbing over one another to vote
and control of the Senate is now in play.
Texas has been a GOP majority state for a generation,
but on Tuesday, as many Democrats turned out to vote
as Republicans with some 94% counted.
Hispanic voters in particular swung hard for Democrats compared to 2024.
And then the board went on to sort of explain every kind of contested Senate seat coming up in 26.
And the angle on why Democrats had an advantage.
I don't see any Democrats speaking as confidently as the Wall Street Journal editorial board was speaking alarmed.
And to me, I think it's a stretch to believe that a Senate majority is actually in play for Democrats.
But it struck me that this was their reaction to the results here.
And I think it speaks to, again, the national environment that we're operating in right now today in February, which if I wanted to earn March, which if I wanted to paint as negatively as I possibly could for Trump and Republicans, it would be affordability stuff, not really be.
being solved, a war in Iran that's a new front, of ceasefire in Gaza that doesn't really feel
like a ceasefire, an unresolved war in Ukraine, all the stuff that just happened in Venezuela,
and lots of talk now, by the way, of us doing something in Cuba.
There's been many, many articles about this now.
Yeah, and Ecuador.
So there's like, which is what I thought you were going to say, which is wild that we have to
guess which country you're talking about next.
multi-front stuff happening now.
Like Greenland and, you know, whatever.
India, Pakistan, like old news, new hot stuff is Ecuador and Cuba.
That's where we are now.
Lindsey Graham is asking for intervention in Lebanon.
Oh, great.
I missed that.
I didn't even sign that.
Don't worry about it for now.
Yeah.
So, you know, and then on top of all that, we have the DHS fight where Trump has lost a bunch
of ground on his signature issue, and there's a partial government shut down.
With no end in sight.
Right, with no end in sight.
And a big sector of MAGA up in arms about all the intervention happening across the globe.
And some just like, you know, sometimes good, sometimes bad economic numbers and a huge, huge wave of activation on the left.
in terms of opposition to Trump and kind of statewide local organizing all across the country,
which we've seen borne out in the special elections and the results that we've gotten at the polls
in the last few months, which, you know, we're seeing these like, again, low stakes-ish, you know,
state house races or whatever, having 20, 30, 40-point swings to the left. So I get the alarm. I'm not sold.
this is where we're going to be in four or five or six months,
but certainly right now it's not a great environment to be a Republican,
which I guess is a great segue to flip the script
to a good guy of the week segment,
which we decided we would do this week.
And maybe in the future, depending on how this goes,
we have, we decided like maybe occasionally we should recognize the people
who are being good, doing things right.
And I nominated, and I think his nomination was accepted.
Has the nomination been accepted, would you say?
We have to ask him.
Okay.
And if you run for your guy of the week for Tangle.
Yeah, I feel like you guys are the board.
I've nominated Senator Kennedy for Good Guy of the Week.
Why have I nominated him?
Because he asked some actually thoughtful
sharp, non-theatrical, oppositional questions to Chrissy Noah in this hearing about DHS's actions and her actions personally.
And they weren't made-for-TV questions.
They weren't designed to, you know, it wasn't Senator Tom Tillis pointing and screaming at her and berating her and talking about what a liar she was and how she killed her dog and these personal attacks and whatever.
it was like really legitimate oversight.
And I was actually impressed.
So I'm nominating Senator Kennedy for Good Guy of the Week.
And I'm just going to, we're going to play a quick clip from just one exchange that he had here.
And then I'd like to get your guys' reactions to it and how it feels to you.
How do you square that concern for waste, which I share?
with the fact that you have spent $220 million running television advertisements that feature you prominently?
Sir, the president tasked me with getting the message out to the country and to other countries where we were seeing the invasion come from,
with putting commercials out that told them that if they were in this country illegally,
that they needed to leave, or we would detain them and remove them,
and they'd not get the chance to come back to America the right way.
That has been extremely effective.
Ask you to run these advertisements, is that right?
We had that conversation, yes, before I was put in this position and sworn in and confirmed,
and since then as well.
Okay.
Did you bid out those service contracts?
Yes, they did.
They went out to a competitive bid,
career officials at the department chose who would do those advertising commercials.
And the people that you ended up picking were people who had formerly done your political work
back in South Dakota. Is that right? No, that's not correct, sir.
I think it is. No, it's not, sir. We, the individuals who, I believe the careers who they
chose were two different media firms. There's been conversation about their subcontractors,
but we have no legal authority to look into subcontractors on work like that.
Okay. And you're saying that you're testifying that President Trump approved this ahead of time?
Is that my understanding?
We had conversations about making sure that we were telling people.
No, ma'am. I'm asking you. Sorry to interrupt. But the president approved to
of time you spending $220 million running TV ads across the country in which you are featured
prominently? Yes, sir. We went through the legal processes. Did it correct? Did the president know you
were going to do this? Yes. He did. Yes. Okay. And one thing, Senator, I think would be
helpful to know is how effective that communications has been. That overwhelmingly
effective in your name recognition.
I mean, I personally just, I mean, to me it puts the president in a terribly awkward spot.
And I just, I'm not saying you're not telling the truth.
It's just hard for me to believe, you know.
And the president, as I do that you said, Mr. President, here's some ads I've cut and I'm going to spend $220 million running them,
that he would have agreed to that.
Is it his, is it the Southern draw
that makes it so gentle and nice
when he's just like, to me,
puts the president in a terribly awkward spot?
I love this.
To the point, he's like,
this was effective in your name recognition.
You're talking about not wasting money
and we're spending hundreds of millions of dollars
on commercials.
And also, you're being a little
squishy about whether the president actually approved the issue. You went out and did this thing
on your own. Can you really clarify there? This is good stuff. Good guy of the week right here.
Senator Kennedy, asking good, smart questions, not being rude, you know, very much like,
this is my truth. I'm trying to understand where you're coming from. Again, I don't know how much
of that is the beautiful Southern draw he's got, but I love this. I don't know. Can we agree?
Maybe we can take the note from this that when you are professionally doing your job,
then people are going to recognize you for it, at least three people.
So it's a good thing when you check the hysteria at the door and you're like,
hold on, I'm just looking at these receipts here and it seems like you spent,
now I'm just getting this number correct, $220 million was it, on Christy Noam ad hits,
specifically.
DHS also featured on the track.
It seems like this is something that maybe we shouldn't be doing.
And Kennedy also later in his line of questioning went ahead and asked her who Tom Homan reported to and made her say President Trump.
And he's like, so not you?
Okay.
So why do you think the president appointed somebody to do the thing you were doing that isn't reporting to you?
What do you think that says?
And, you know, you said before that this like wasn't as made for TV.
And everything's, you know, made for TV in these Senate hearings.
but the TV play that he's going for here is like,
look, we should be honest about the fact that your job approval is low,
and these are the reasons.
There is some, he was very pointed also about the shootings in Minnesota
and the leadership of DHS under Christyneum that led to them,
and whether or not the PR was cover-up was sort of the insinuation there.
And I think he did a good job ending at that in a way that many people could hear.
Yeah, I mean, I'll agree with you, Isaac,
and giving him some points for style.
and it's certainly nice to see someone who isn't obviously self-promotionally grandstanding.
But also, Republicans have a huge incentive to go after no.
She is deeply unpopular.
And if she can be the person to wear the dunce hat for all of the incredible mistakes and abuses of power that have taken place during this kind of surge in immigration enforcement, that is all to the good for Republicans.
If you are an elected Republican, you definitely want there to be some footage of you.
giving her the business for her mistakes, and also slide in a couple of comments that say,
you know, this is so difficult for the president. I mean, imagine what the president has to endure.
Are you suggesting that the president was responsible for this? Hey, wait a minute,
did you give a $220 million contract to some friends of yours? I wish he'd pushed a little
harder on that. You could be polite and deft while sliding in the knife slowly. Just ask,
are you sure you don't know them? No relationship to them whatsoever. That would have been nice to see as well.
So yes, definitely agree, good.
But also there is some obvious kind of personal benefit and advantage to be gained from this particular pantsing.
Yeah, that's fair.
All right.
You ruined this segment, but I appreciate it.
All right.
It's a possible for us to react to things just as they are.
We can't do it anymore.
We're broken.
No, it's okay.
Everybody, that's a good time.
It's time to put on your negative critical.
hats. We've arrived at our favorite part of every week. We get to air the grievances.
John, you can play the music and we will create our safe space to complain about things
happening in our lives. The airing of grievances. Between you and me, I think your country is
placing a lot of importance on shoe removal. All right. I'm going to go last today. So I'm
I'll throw a jump ball on either of you who'd like to take it.
I don't think you want to follow me, Camille.
Okay, let me go ahead and go first.
No, I don't think you want to.
Oh, yes.
This is gentle.
This is gentle.
It's my son's birthday, term for today.
And this morning we did the awarding of gifts, etc.
But I had to put together the Hot Wheels Ultimate Garage play set after he went to school.
So when he arrives home, he'll be able to play with it because I got to get a
jet out of here tonight, not a jet of plane. Anyways, this is not about my travel travails. This is
about the quality of toys. And gentlemen, we are not quite men of the same age, but it's a similar
sort of range. At least you know who the masters of the universe are. And I suspect you actually
had better toys than my children do. The quality of toys is actually astonishingly bad.
And this Hot Wheels playset is like fine, but it's so plasticy.
And the thing that I found most frustrating after an hour and a half assembling the thing
is that you actually have to put all the stickers and decals on the thing by yourself.
That's kind of part of the fun, though.
And he's not fun at all.
And there was a time where you got your kind of Masters of the Universe,
Castle Grey Skull playset, and it came and it was painted and it was beautiful.
And it was rich and the plastic was durable.
And you could kick that thing down the steps and it would still work.
It would still be fine.
If I found it today, it would probably still function.
I don't have any hope whatsoever that this thing will still be around two years from now.
But the thing that I am most frustrated by is that somehow, some marketing executive somewhere made millions of dollars for themselves creating an animated show called the Hot Wheels something another, which is this weird mashup of Pokemon.
and Paw Patrol.
And it is simply put, like a 30-minute marketing machine for all of their products.
The Hot Wheels Ultimate Garage is featured prominently in this show.
And it was the only thing that my son wanted.
It was the only thing he wanted.
I don't want a law to stop it.
I'm just saying that it's insane that this is where we are.
The most sophisticated marketing operations in human history being directed at my son
and what he gets at the end of all of that
is pretty shitty toy
that will probably stick around for like a year or so
although the Hot Wheels still seem to be pretty well made
and I suspect he'll have those for a lifetime
so we'll have hundreds of those for me to slip and fall on
Raii I have to say I had the exact same reaction
listening to this as Ari which is this is the world
free trade built you libertarian piece of shit
you did this to us
now we have cheap, crappy,
toys or some place in Vietnam that nobody cares about. And you got what you asked for. So
congratulations, man. I still have taste. Okay. There's a free market, but we get to make choices.
And I'm just saying, come on, my fellow Americans, join me in deciding on now. Every Sunday,
by God, 1 p.m. Eastern Time from September through January, on national television, there's a
three and a half hour commercial for a ball. And you go out there and you get him that ball. And I
I tell you can go outside and play with that thing for the rest of his life.
Amen.
Amen.
All right.
All right. What do you got, man?
Well, I traveled this weekend.
So I said a couple months ago that I didn't want to just dip into the travel bank every time I did it.
But every time I traveled, I think it gets worse.
I think the story gets worse.
And last time I had a flight get canceled my connecting flight from New York back.
home to Vermont and ended up driving with a rental car with a co-coach, my co-coach, Jake, from
1230 till 7. This time, on my way out to Knoxville, flight was delayed four times. That's
almost run of the mill now. This is preamble stuff. And so coming out from Burlington to DC,
there is a lot of delay. That's fine because you can count, you can set your watch on the delays
for the other flight coming out of DC.
So my 7.30 flight out of DC was pushed back to 830, 930.
Start getting worried when it's at midnight.
By the time they push it back to 1230, I think I know what's happening.
And by the time they cancel the flight, I already have the rental car booked.
It's fine.
I'll just drive from D.C. all night to Knoxville.
It's Friday night.
So I'm going to be getting to the tournament I'm coaching with no sleep.
But I'm prepped.
It was too bad that I kind of was pacing myself with caffeine and food.
to crash around 2 a.m.
But that meant that I'd be driving well into Virginia by the time I was tired.
So I had the rental car.
Things were going pretty well, I guess, as well as they could go.
I already knew travel was going to be challenging because it's me and that's airlines right now.
But do my 230 nap, get my 40 minutes in.
I'm already, I'm on track to be in Knoxville at the field at 730.
So I can still stop for coffee and breakfast before I get there.
So I'm feeling pretty good, as good as you can, and I'm making my way through Tennessee on I-81, switch you over to 40, get on I-40, and about a mile into that drive, I hit something in the road.
I'd later learn that there is a truck carrying some industrial ceramics that overturned, leaving these small shards across the road, of which my driver front tire found itself going over and getting punctured on.
so big bam at about 4.45 just before 5 a.m.
And the tire gets a huge flat.
So I have to pull over to the side of the highway and change it.
Shout out to the Tennessee Highway Patrol, very professional officer.
His name I've forgotten, but he was great.
Just like put his cop car behind me on the shoulder, making sure that we were safe there.
And no one was going to rearend me as I'm changing the tire out on the side of the road.
get the donut on.
I said at the end of it, this whole time,
this whole 20-minute experience,
changing the tire officer,
I didn't make one donut joke.
And he sort of appreciated that.
And he said, well, sir, you have the right to, which was great.
And then sent me on my way.
So I was about 65 miles outside of Knoxville at that time.
And it was then about 6.30 by the time I was on the road,
which meant I was trying to get there by 8.
and I had to drive with a donut, so I was going 50 to 55 the whole time, and gone in at like 820.
So I got to the tournament late, unfortunately, and on basically no sleep, and that was really, really tough.
Our team, meanwhile, had the flu going through the squad, so the whole team was suffering.
We're all just trying to make it through Saturday of Smoky Mountain invite together, and we're able to.
We did decently.
We made it to quarters that day before the wheels fell off metaphorically,
to speak the next day.
But I think my grievance is just like,
can I have one normal experience?
I'm never traveling with you.
I don't like to have it.
No, there's bad travel juju.
He's just got some kind of curse.
Yeah.
I just, like, this may as well happen now.
You know, I feel like I did something to Poseyana.
I don't know what.
I think you should voodoo doll like an airplane or something
and just put it in a jar
and fill it with something creepy.
I think I'm going to like sacrifice a horse to Poseidon or maybe to, I don't know what kind of animal ao is like.
I was thinking by a small model plane, but yeah, maybe go kill a 1,500 pound animal.
I guess that's.
It's on the list.
I don't know.
I'm looking for suggestions.
It may not be the best suggestion, but maybe I'm also just excited about this Odyssey movie that's coming out this summer.
And I'm thinking about things through that lens.
Yeah, I'm actually looking forward to that too.
Can I say something kind to both of you in the midst of these grievances?
I don't know if I've mentioned it before, but I've seen you guys do the Frisbee thing.
And I just have to just compliment you on your abilities as disc-related athletes.
It's actually pretty impressive to watch you throw the darn thing and have it go hundreds of yards, it seems, and land exactly where you threw it after arching through the air.
It is truly the case that people can become expert at just about anything.
and you guys have become exceedingly good at this.
It's very strange.
I didn't have any interest in Elthum at Frisbee before this.
None whatsoever.
Tune into college Easterns at the end of this month.
It's a really great moment.
Thanks, Kimmel.
I appreciate you saying that, man.
We're real athletes too, all right?
Don't let the stereotype Stragustan.
All right, well, my grievance for the week is one that I think everybody can relate to at this point.
But I was just like,
been driven over the edge in the last week, which is just the robocalls.
I'm just, I don't, I'm, I report every call I get that's a robocall.
I block the number.
I reported as spam.
I do the thing you're supposed to do.
I didn't like go on the FCC website and tried to say like, hey, these people, but it is
relentless, dude.
And they leave messages now.
So my voicemail inbox, so I'm just like, at the end of the day,
I open my phone.
I have eight missed calls.
I look at them.
They're all spam likely, whatever.
And then I have like six voicemails.
I have to go through and delete everyone.
And also because I just bought a house,
there's like a lot of the spam calls are always like loan stuff and whatever.
And like a few of them have just enough of the language like in the voicemail.
I'm like, is this actually important or related to me?
Like I have a mortgage now.
I've like, you know, there's people, I do, I get like real text messages about like my loan being consolidated or bought by somebody or transfer to somebody or like update your payment or whatever.
So I'm like, now I actually have to pay attention to them.
Like before I hear loan or something, like, okay, hang up, whatever, like just delete the voicemail.
Now I'm like, I kind of have to pay attention to it.
I, again, this is the kind of stuff to me that is just like, you know, where I don't understand.
how we have rovers on Mars, but I can't stop a robocall.
Like, please fix this.
Somebody fix this.
There needs to be, like, real, genuine penalties.
And because these are all scams, the robocalls are all scams, they're getting better.
I mean, they're really getting good.
I almost got, I almost got got by some call that was like, we have a, like, a suspicious
just log in for your Gmail account or something.
Like press one if this was you, press two if, you know, it wasn't.
And I'm like always so skeptical of all this stuff.
And I was just like, I had actually picked up the call because it didn't show as a spam number.
And the call actually showed as Google.
And I was like, that's weird.
Like a Google.
And I thought maybe it was like a thing about our admin account for work or something.
And so I picked it up.
I got the thing.
And then I just hit two.
Like, no, I didn't.
And then it was like, somebody will call you back.
And then I got this call back and it was like this very sophisticated professional sounding guy
who was like, he sent me a confirmation.
He was like, I'm going to send you an email with the code that has like the information
about this incident, whatever.
And it was like in the Google letterhead and all this stuff.
And then the last thing, he was like, I need you to just approve the login to like clear
the cash or something like that.
And I like opened my Gmail account on my phone.
it was like somebody's trying to log into your account in like Maryland
or like Silver Spring Maryland like approve and I was like, no, not going to approve that.
Then I was like on the phone, I'm like, I had been suspicious the whole time,
but then that was like the sure thing tell.
And I was like, wait, where is this notification coming from?
And he was like from our headquarters in Los Angeles, Google headquarters.
And I was like, oh, not the Google headquarters.
Nice.
All right, I'm out.
Thanks.
And then I asked him if you liked
ruining people's lives and whatever.
I mean, I hate these guys.
I say horrible stuff.
There's actually, there's like an internet community of people
that would be pissed at you
for not spending more time with him on the phone.
I have complained about having a scammer talk to me before
and sent for a laugh to like the subreddit
where you do this, the thread where I'm like,
here's me jerking this dude around for like 20 minutes.
And they're like, wow, 20.
really.
That's all you could do.
To try to like take a hit
for the poor people who can't do
this work themselves.
Like we're trying to be the ethical ones
and keep these people entertained.
And that's all you got.
Downvote.
Yeah.
Yeah, bad on you, I guess.
Oh.
Yeah, I get it.
And I appreciate their gumption
to waste as much time these guys
these guys have as possible.
But somebody has to fix this.
I don't know who it is.
Maybe it'll be James Tolariko.
Just like run.
No, no, no. I'll move to Texas. I'll move for you. Yeah. All right, gentlemen, we've got to get out of here. It's good to see your ugly mugs. And we'll do it again next week.
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