Tangle - Suspension of the rules. - Isaac, Ari and Kmele talk Winter Olympics, Trump's racist tweet, DHS negotiations and more.
Episode Date: February 13, 2026On todays episode of Suspension of the Rules, Isaac, Ari and Kmele talk about the Winter Olympics, Kmele's defense of President Donald Trump's racist social media post, the DHS negotiations and more. ...Last but not least, a very good grievance section. It's a good one!Ad-free podcasts are here!To listen to this podcast ad-free, and to enjoy our subscriber only premium content, go to ReadTangle.com to sign up!You can subscribe to Tangle by clicking here or drop something in our tip jar by clicking here. Our Executive Editor and Founder is Isaac Saul. Our Executive Producer is Jon Lall.This podcast was hosted by: Isaac Saul and edited and engineered by Dewey Thomas. Music for the podcast was produced by Jon Lall.Our newsletter is edited by Managing Editor Ari Weitzman, Senior Editor Will Kaback, Lindsey Knuth, Bailey Saul, and Audrey Moorehead. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Coming up, we talk Olympics, Camille's defense of Donald Trump's racist tweet,
the DHS negotiations, special elections, and a very good grievances. It's a good one.
Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening, and welcome to the suspension of the rules podcast.
Gentlemen, it is the most patriotic time of the year, or of every, like, I guess, half decade,
when we get to be reminded that we are the biggest, strongest, most physically imposing country.
on planet Earth.
The Olympics are going to hear.
No.
Norway can't touch us in metal counts.
Don't start with this blasphemous stuff at the top.
Looked at the metal counts?
I'm just saying.
Let's check in at the end.
I guess it's Winter Olympics,
so maybe I don't even know.
I'm like perfectly American about this
where I'm just totally ignorant
to who actually wins.
We're fucking winning.
Obviously we're the board.
No, we're in top.
No, we must be the best.
I do really truly love the Olympics.
We haven't had a podcast since the Olympics started or since the Super Bowl happens.
So there's some sports stuff here.
I think maybe worth covering.
The Olympics feels tied a little bit in what we do because it's, you know, it's international.
It's American.
There's a whole sort of like political undertones.
Most of what I, most of my, I guess I should say, experience of the Olympics so far,
has just been waking up at 5.30 a.m. to watch Lindsay Vaughn ski with a torn ACL.
Oh, boy.
And she ended in horrific fashion. And, uh, yeah, not cool. That was a really, really terrible way
to start a day. And then other than that, I've just been watching a lot of figure skating,
which I was telling you guys off the air, uh, my, my wife, Phoebe was like sitting down
watching the figure skating with me and she was like, my like memory of figure skating from when
I watched the Olympics as a kid was all the men were these like strong kind of suave, you know,
collar unbuttoned handsome guys. And she was like, now it's all these like dungeon and dragon
looking kids who were like skinny. And, and I was like, yeah, I don't really remember figure skating
ever being like that. You know, she was like, she was like, she was super disappointed. Yeah.
She was not happy with the talent, the crop of talent at the, uh, in the, in the figure skating event.
we watch. But I don't know, already, you've been devouring this stuff. What are you paying attention
to right now? What should we key our audience into on the Olympic watchables, I guess?
There's a couple things that are immediately very fascinating. Like the Lindsay Vaughn story,
my heart was in my throat watching her take that run. It almost ended as well as it could have,
honestly. Like her hand clipped one of the gates on the way down and that kind of caused her turn.
so she had a controlled fall
rather than her entire leg falling off on live TV,
which I was so worried about.
She did say that the ACL had nothing to do with it.
Yeah, no. Did you see the fall?
I think we watched it.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I believe her.
I mean, she's saying, like,
I didn't make the turn the way I wanted to,
which I'm like maybe because your ACL was tight.
I mean, that could have been possible.
But yeah, go ahead.
Sorry.
I mean, like watching that,
it did seem like she was favoring her inside leg a bit there,
her safe leg or healthy leg.
So it did feel a little bit like she was, you know, impacted.
But I'm glad that she's, you know, going to walk mostly.
The Americans to watch, I don't know if you've seen any curling.
There's this great joke that's going around about how the Winter Olympics are either sliding down a mountain
or going on ice with like blades or sticks attached to your feet trying not to die and also curling.
It's like you could do feasibly with a bearing.
hand. But the Cori's, the mixed doubles team for the U.S. were great to watch.
A little bit of spoiler.
Canada, right? Which is the only thing that actually matters?
We bounced the Canucks. Yeah.
But more importantly, that was prelims. They beat the Italians on home ice and the semis.
Rivening match. And the Swedes ended up winning finals. But curling ends up actually being a
really fun watch. It's just like really interesting to see them play the angles and stuff.
Elia Malinanin is very much a guy.
He's the guy.
He's the person that Phoebe was probably talking about is like the vanguard
that is wafy and not quite as like ripped and buff.
I heard him described as sparkly Vecna, which is perfect.
He does sort of have like a beautiful villainous vibe to him.
He can do things that humans have not been able to achieve.
Like it is almost impossible for humans to do a triple axle
where you rotate three and a half times off of one skate and then land
one-legged on ice, which feels impossible.
And people at the top of the sport,
when they pull off triple axles, it's impressive,
and he can do quads, which is unreal.
And he just peppers them into his program.
Tonight's going to be his long program,
so he's expected to run away with it, which would be cool.
That's tonight?
That's tonight at the end of the...
Like, they do a short and long program together,
and then just along.
So he's going to do that later in the week, too.
That's fun.
But I also wanted to ask you guys,
I had this in my pocket because I think this is one of the more interesting narratives.
Apart from biathlon, which is hilarious, combining the two most important sports,
cross-country skiing and shooting.
But there's a French athlete who got, she's incredible and she just won the buy this morning.
But she had a bit of trouble leading into the Olympics because she was convicted of credit card fraud
and stealing credit card numbers from her teammates, which probably creates a weird dynamic at the clubhouse.
I don't know if you guys have ever done that.
Which one?
Which part?
The fraud thing.
I know that you haven't won the biathlon.
Or maybe compete.
Not stolen credit card numbers, no.
From your teammates, let alone.
But they, yeah, it's slipping the wrist.
And France, just let her go back up because she's the champion.
She must be good.
Yeah.
But the real thing that I wanted to ask you guys about is Eileen Gew.
I think she's like the perfect, like, lightning
rod for debate. I know before the call I asked if you'd heard about her, said no. So this is
completely coming in blank on this. She is one of the best slope style skiers in the world. So
she's an all-rounder, but she does great tricks and flips and stuff. And she's like one of the
best in the world at it. She won the silver four years ago competing for China and is competing
again for China, despite the fact that she is born and raised in San Francisco.
in the Bay Area.
She speaks with an American accent,
was brought up in the U.S. developmental system,
and she has this worldwide acclaim
as like an icon of the sport,
and is like a supermodel,
and will be invited to do fashion runway shows
has all of these millions of dollars of endorsement.
And she's like very much an American,
and she is up there winning medals for China.
A lot of people...
I hate it. I hate it.
How do you...
Wow.
So you hate it.
Tell me more.
Yeah. If she's a product of the American system, she should race with us. Like, rep your colors. Easy. She's born here?
You know, I'm not certain if she's, I'm pretty sure, though. She's definitely raised here. Like, this is where she's from. Wow.
Yeah, I mean, I'm just, I mean, like, nothing to do with animosity towards China. Just like, I want to win. Sounds like she's super good.
Yeah. I mean, that's, that's.
that's a heartbreaking loss if she's a product of the American system and racing for somebody else.
No good. Yeah, definitely gets me mad. I don't like her. I don't like her. I don't know anything about her. I don't like her. I don't like her. I don't like her. I don't like her. I don't like her. I learn a little bit more about her. So there's a couple things. One is, you know, she made this decision when she was really young.
seemingly before she was 18,
she got offered the chance to be this icon in China
where the sport doesn't really exist.
In interviews, she said,
it's growing the sport to these billions of people
who don't know about it,
and it's a good opportunity for outreach.
And it seems like her mom had a bit to do with a decision
where her mom is a good skier
and they got a lot of money from China
to help with training and support her,
like the massive resources of the Chinese state,
are behind it.
And you just imagine,
Like somebody who is like a first generation immigrant or second generation immigrant from moms from China and lives in the U.S.
Not a poor family by any means.
Like this is an academic and a ski or her mom.
But when you have that opportunity, when the Chinese government's like giving you money to help train, then maybe you convince your daughter to do it.
And it's not really her call either.
And she's kind of making the best of her situation.
Yeah.
Is her mom happen to be like a former administration official?
for Xi Jinping or something?
Is there's foul play here that we know about?
Government interference.
Like, they're stealing one from under our nose
and winning some gold medals that should be ours.
I think it's just the charm offensive.
I don't see anything about her having ties to she's regime.
Just that she is an educated person.
She has an MBA.
She worked in finance.
And she knows how to ski already.
And she was really involved with her upbringing.
So it just seems like her thumbs on the scale a little.
And I feel like there's this little thing in the back of my head
where I think anytime we see a woman who is beautiful
out doing her own thing, knowing her value and getting her money,
it just pisses us off a little bit.
Like I think there's like a little bit of misogyny that's in there that's deep.
And I know that you're like shaking your head about it.
You know that comes from.
Where did that come from?
We.
We.
the American
like
the commentariat.
Like I feel like there's this added vitriol
to her
that makes me a little uncomfortable.
I'd forgotten her gender.
Yeah.
I'm,
I will admit, Isaac,
you perhaps are above politics
in the context of the Olympics.
I know.
The CCP is bad.
And I'm against it.
And I don't want them to win anything.
And that's the only thing
that makes me upset about this.
The actual truth, however, is I'm not watching any of the Olympics.
I haven't seen any of it.
Not a single moment.
And consistent with that, I haven't even seen a single moment of the Super Bowl.
I've never felt less patriotic and connected to the country than this past week.
Man, what are you doing?
What were you doing during the Super Bowl?
Well, thank you for asking, Isaac.
This would be my grievance, but I've got a better one.
I live close to San Francisco, as you know.
So with the Super Bowl in town, flights were a complete disaster.
I had to get up in the air on one of the less crowded flights
where even a coach ticket didn't cost $1,000 at around 3 p.m. in the afternoon.
So I didn't have an option of watching the Super Bowl once I was up in the air.
I don't watch the TV on the plane.
So I just did some work instead.
So I missed the whole of the Super Bowl.
And the only thing I did was watch the Bad Bunny performance later.
And of course, watch the turning point.
points alternative to compare the two.
Oh, so that's the only thing you've done that's
American. I don't even know. Honestly, I think
the Seahawks won the Super Bowl. That is the honest
truth. I don't really know what's going on. They
crushed. Should we talk about the bad bunny
thing? I mean, that got political, I guess.
Exceedingly. Yeah. Half-time shows are always
political now, apparently.
Well, okay.
I think there is actually kind of a, yeah,
I don't know. I don't know how much
time we should spend on this. But
To me, a silly controversy.
That being said.
Let's stop.
Okay, first of all, the TPSA
halftime show sucked.
I watched this.
It was terrible.
Kid Rock looked like he was lip syncing.
The vibe was off.
There was like a weird...
Well, he posted this whole like five-minute video
trying to prove that he wasn't lip-syncing.
It's defensible.
It's defensible.
Yeah, I saw somebody post it like,
you know your performance right really well
and you have to spend five minutes explaining how wrong everything went.
But, like, and at the same time, the Bad Bunny show was visually, like, aesthetically, I thought incredible.
I mean, what it took to pull the actual show off, it was such a feat of production.
But halftime shows kind of always suck at the Super Bowl.
Like, the sound is always terrible.
The lyrics are always, like, smashed.
up and it's a little unclear
and there's always like some weird
production stuff going on.
I've never seen, like I've seen a lot of memorable
halftime shows, but like Kendrick Lamar last year
it was like, everybody's like, I don't even know what he's saying.
Like, this sucks. And then
the year before was Usher, which was awesome
mostly because he did the Roller Blades thing,
which was incredible. I'll never forget that.
And it's Usher.
But like the bad, like the vibe was good.
I thought it was a good vibe.
He did the overtly political thing with the kid,
the five-year-old Ramos kid who was, like, taken by ICE.
But the production value of the show was, like, objectively incredible.
I mean, yeah, should be.
I didn't understand what he was saying the whole time, which, again, that happens, like, every halftime show.
Yeah, I mean, it was just like, first of all, it's Puerto Rican Spanish,
which is, like, a little hard for me.
I'm a Mexican-Spanish trained, I would say.
But second of all, like, the accent's just a little different and they're faster.
It's singing kind of speedy, but also, like, the production value sort of sucks.
Like, the music just doesn't sound as good.
But, yeah, I don't know.
Like, people were so, I get it.
It's all in Spanish.
And, like, you're a red-blooded American.
You don't want, I'm like, come on.
Like, it was a joyful, good show.
Rich Eisen did a great piece on this.
The guy is like clearly patriotic about being an American, about being Puerto Rican.
It was like the show was all good vibes.
The game sucked.
So it was like, thank God we're at halftime.
It's cathartic for some of us.
Yeah.
Cathartic in some ways to watch the Patriots get obliterated, but just like boring game.
So I don't know.
That's my vibe on the bad bunny thing.
Good, typical standard halftime show that was like uplifting and couldn't understand what
you were saying, not because it was in Spanish because every year.
freaking half-time show is like that.
And the TPSU thing was one of the
most cringe things I've ever seen.
Truly genuinely
cringe-worthy.
The thing that makes sense to me about
why people would be mad is
we're talking about that identity.
Like identity's political.
And Bad Bunny's very proud of his Puerto Rican identity.
And I think it was really cool
when he'd be gumming with the perspective of
here's somebody putting on for his town
and where he's from. And he's representing it
and bringing people
along with them.
And it's just all the cool stuff you want to see from a star.
And he's always been so true to where he's from.
And that's all sick.
But if you're a person coming in with the mentality of,
this is my sport,
this is my Super Bowl,
I want to see something representative of my country.
You know,
I think that target's gotten too broad.
Like,
I don't think there's going to be a Super Bowl half-time performer
who's going to be able to go up there
and represent the entire country.
So that's a perspective that I feel like
sets you up for failure a bit.
And I know that, like,
there's a middle,
section that Bad Bunny is not exactly close to, given the fact that he's from a place that isn't
even a state. But that is worth thinking about. There's lots of places. We have a lot of overseas
territories in the U.S. And I think it's cool to think about that sometimes and what that means.
And he wasn't shy about the blackout thing that he did going up the light pole and fixing the power
was a good reminder of like these people are still here and the shit happened to them.
And they're also Americans. And a lot of Americans speaks.
Spanish. So they
don't see the representation as much
as we like Norm
Corps Americans may when we're watching
football games with the flyovers
and Troy Aikman's up there
butchering the English language in his own way
and we're listening to it.
Don't talk bad about Troy Aikman.
It's just like the announcer
dialect. I've said this to Isaac before
is my least favorite dialect in
English. Of like, now if you're
the cowboys here, you're going to want
to throw it on third down and get
couple more yards setting up a first down.
It's just, yeah, I think that's probably if you're looking at the clock,
and I just hate all that.
It just sounds like diary in me.
But, you know, that's how I get offended watching football.
So maybe the point is we all have a right to watch football and get offended.
What's more American than that, actually?
Nothing, honestly.
Yeah, value is subjective, mostly.
I will say that one objective fact is that God doesn't want us to have halftime shows anymore.
I think it was, what, 2007?
when he sent the reins while Prince performed Purple Rain at the Super Bowl.
And that was the zenith of Super Bowl performances.
And they should have stopped after that.
Like you could build a hologram and just kind of run it back again or something like that.
I don't know.
Get Rainmaker, one of those new startups, to seed the clouds.
So it rains again.
I don't know.
But I don't know a single Bad Bunny song.
I still don't after watching the Super Bowl.
I thought it was a fine performance.
I wasn't particularly moved.
I will say for the turning points, folks,
I wasn't thrilled or ecstatic watching it.
I was a little surprised by the quality of the production,
although not at all surprised by a major defect in the production,
being that the audio and video were out of sync for the grand finale.
But there is something about the kind of sentiments
and the notions of family and stuff like that
that were spoken to,
that, yeah,
like, I share some of those values.
I can appreciate,
I wish they hadn't politicized it,
and if they just wanted to have their own halftime show,
they would have just done it.
Like, we used to have the puppy bowl.
There's been a lingerie bowl.
We've had all, well, maybe we do.
Great.
I wasn't paying attention.
But we have these alternatives.
Yeah, I think like a paraplegic puppy
one of the puppy bowl this year, actually.
Even better.
Representation.
I just think, I think if you want to have your alternative counter-programming
to the Super Bowl, you are totally entitled to.
They did serious numbers,
and they would have been better off doing it
without sounding like cry babies.
So maybe the next time around, you just do it.
You have your All-American halftime show.
You do it for your own cause or whatever.
But I should say, I'm pretty sure that Bad Bunny,
at the time he was tapped to do the Super Bowl,
had already made that decision,
like not to tour in the continental United States
because of his concerns about immigration,
in which case, the pick became kind of political because of that dynamic.
He's also a huge star, so it also makes sense that he's the guy who gets tapped.
I'm not sure that anyone has sold more albums than him in the last two decades,
or last decade anyways.
But yeah, I don't know.
It's fine.
Interesting.
Right, like plurality's American, so it's okay to say this is something that I want to see.
There's lots of options for everybody at half time now.
Yeah.
You may not like regatone.
It's fine.
Just to clarify, the TPSA thing was cringe,
not because they were espousing family values.
I know.
It's because they're trotting out kid rock
who's like half dead,
lip-sinking these songs that are 25 years old.
Was he lip-sinking, though, Isaac?
We don't know.
Whatever.
He was that karaoke with the background track on.
Yeah.
Him and his DJ are doing a karaoke performance,
and we're supposed to be like, come on.
It's like just, you know.
I did have, interestingly, one of,
I log into Facebook once every like week or so.
And one of my friends from high school had this message that I loved,
which was I'm really excited to watch the All-American halftime show
with Kid Rock this week and below that.
Edit, this is not a political post.
I just don't know any new music and I grew up with Kid Rock and excited.
Yeah.
Yeah, all right.
I like that.
Appreciate that.
Fair enough.
We'll be right back after this quick break.
All right.
Well, while we're on the topic of, you know, America and racism,
Camille went to bat for the president this weekend.
Wow.
Really sufficiently pissed off the Tangle leadership and his own...
And there's off a lot of people to be very clear.
Yeah.
So we're going to put Camille on stage and give him a few lashings.
And I sure he learns his lesson.
buddy. We got her bats ready. It's a
Kinsenegra and you're the special guest.
I thought we were going to talk about David
Foster Wallace. Oh, no.
I can't. It's too much.
David Foster Wallace is too intense.
But we should note that
his, was it his birthday of something?
Was it his birthday? Infinite jest.
I got you. A friend of the show,
former editor of ours, Kendall White,
who is a student at Pomona,
just had this tweet over last week
saying that the 30th anniversary,
of infinite jest
passed in the last week
without so much
as a keep from the university
and it was like,
this is a shame
we should be celebrating
this guy.
It was a luminary
and he represented
our university in a way
and no one really seemed to care
and that's sad.
Yeah, Kendall's a real one for that.
Amen, but can't go down that rabbit hole.
You can't put this off, Camille.
It's an Easter time.
We'll make a reference later.
Well, yeah, we'll talk about the other,
the real Easter egg of the news this week,
which was this Obion.
Michelle Obama, Barack Obama as monkeys in this weird...
There's guerrillas, technically speaking.
A guerrillas line king.
Guys, stop.
No, no, no, no.
We're not doing that.
So Trump shares this video on truth social, which was deranged.
I mean, the video itself is from this horrible election conspiracy movie.
And this is like a conspiracy.
I mean, it is about, like, I think it was votes being sent off to, like, Turkey or Italy or something.
And a bunch of the stuff that I spent a lot of time investigating and writing about back in 2020.
And it's insane that the president's still litigating this.
This, I'm sorry.
I'm again, I don't even, I shouldn't apologize.
It's indefensible that he still doesn't.
I mean, this stuff is ridiculous.
It's not true.
It's total bullshit.
We've litigated it.
And the fact that he's stuck on 2020.
and spending time tweeting this stuff is,
it's bonkers to me.
But in like the last 10 seconds of the video,
there's this sort of two seconds.
But yeah, but then there's a little bit after it.
There's, like, whatever.
There's this two-second clip of Barack Obama and Michelle Obama's face
on gorillas in this weird animated Lion King scene.
It came out afterwards.
There's this longer video where there's other politicians
who are all different animals in the kingdom
and then Trump as the big lion comes through.
Of course.
It's actually very weird and kind of funny.
And there's other people of color,
black people, you know, Hispanic people, whatever,
who are not having their faces plastered onto monkeys.
King Jeffries was a hyena, I think.
It was a hyena.
No, he was a mere cat.
Who was the hyena?
Doesn't matter.
I don't know.
But he was a mere cat.
He was, what is that, Timon?
Or, yeah, Tumon from Lion King.
In the end, Trump tweeted out a video where Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are being portrayed as monkeys, which is obviously a classic racist trope.
And I shared my sentiment about it, which is this is Trump's truth social to me is his, like him at his purest essence.
It is like all the theories and ideas that he grabs onto that he accepts that he wants to.
animate that he wants to, you know, use his bullhorn to spread. And it's a lot of crazy,
ridiculous stuff. My personal sensibilities were offended by both the Barack Obama and Michelle
Obama portrayal and the fact that he's still sharing election conspiracy videos. But,
Camille, you took sort of a different tact on this. So maybe you want to explain your position.
I mean, you posted a tweet, which I think is what got most of the attention.
and pushback.
Tweet it a post. Post.
Let's give you an opportunity
to share your feelings. Then we'll talk about how wrong you are.
Yeah, well, the post is brief.
So I'll read it into the record, if you'll permit it.
This is objectively the dumbest controversy
of Trump Season 2.
A two minutes of election conspiracy garbage,
which he couldn't even be bothered to watch in full.
Me, par for the course.
A two-second.
Two-second clip of an AI-slop, Lion King spoof,
likely some auto-play TikTok video and pandemonium.
That was the tweet.
The tweet does not suggest that the video is good.
The tweet is suggesting in response to this audio from the White House
of Donald Trump explaining what he says happened with respect to this video,
that late at night, he's using his phone,
He sees this election conspiracy video.
He doesn't even bother to watch it.
This is by his own admission.
He doesn't care what the content of the video is beyond their heaping skepticism on the election.
And he just forwarded it on to someone and told them, hey, put this on truth social for me.
And one of his handlers apparently rips the video from there, a screen records it,
and then posts it to the internet.
And what we get at the very end is what looks like an autoplay video,
something that just begins to play for like two odd seconds,
and then goes away.
And that two odd seconds
is the beginning
of this AI slop
Lion King video,
which as you said, Isaac,
is like kind of ridiculous,
whatever.
I can't get animated
and scream,
oh my God,
what a racist thing for him to do.
If in fact it is the case
that there was no intention
to post that particular video,
and there's no evidence
that there was any intention
to post the video.
And he's,
He's hardly defending it at this point beyond saying,
I didn't mean to do that.
No, I didn't even post a video.
All I was doing was posting election denial propaganda
that I didn't even bother to scream
because the merits of the assertions don't matter.
What matters is that I'm creating consternation
and confusion about the integrity of America's elections.
That's all I was doing.
And everybody was like, wow, you're so racist.
And for me, if we care about racism,
it ought to matter whether or not the assertions of racist
are actually real, whether or not someone intended to do something malevolent matters.
And the fact that there was this weird artifact of a video at the back end of the thing,
like the programming that I'm supposed to accept is Donald Trump was secretly conveying
his racist sentiments to his followers.
The week before that, he'd been parading around with Nikki Minaj.
He didn't just do a huge event with her where she's headlining the announcement of the Trump baby bonds.
he brought her to the White House
and she was treated like a foreign dignitary.
I mean, which narrative is it?
I actually, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what to believe,
but I do know that when the president of the United States
is doing the awful stuff he's been doing with respect to elections,
like that actually gets my dander up.
At this point, it's beyond offensive.
I am angry about it.
And it bothers me that a kind of faux racism conspiracy was
getting more attention in that particular moment than the tangible, provable fact.
The president of the United States planned to put that kind of propaganda out into the ether
again. That bothered me more. And that's all the tweets said. It doesn't say it's great to depict
the Obama's as guerrillas. I know exactly how you feel here. As I'm listening to you talk,
I remember, I feel like I've had a similar line of thought about something and I can't place it.
And it was the Elon Musk Nazi salute is what this is. Yes.
of because it was weeks after like talking about trimming the fat and bringing like the chainsaw
to the government and Doge going to come in and fix our entire deficit and just thinking how
dumb that is and that's not going to happen and we need to be talking about actual ways to balance
the budget if it's something we care about, which I do. And then he does that weird hand wave thing
that kind of looks like a Nazi salute. I remember afterwards saying, didn't really look like a Nazi
salute to me. So like I don't think we should
call him an anti-Semite because of it.
And then that was like a terrible
taste of that. That was awful.
When like I cared about what Doge
was doing and not
like Elon being some
weird dude. But like
that was the thing we're supposed to focus
on was the way the images look. Though I will
say to you, my rebuttal to you, Camille,
is that the response
to that does matter
of it. So saying Elon,
that was kind of bad. Is there anything you want to say?
And he's like, lull, no. Everyone like,
This is just you're being racist, actually, for talking about this.
And I think that's kind of similar here, too, about Trump of saying, like, hey, man, that looked really bad.
Anything you want to say?
And he said, I didn't make a mistake.
Took it down, whatever.
Yeah.
And it's like, there's no ownership of it.
It's like, oh, you know what?
Yeah, he doesn't apologize for anything.
No.
And that sucks.
Okay.
No, it's actually good.
I'm going to, I think, I think something interesting is happening here to,
Camille, specific to you and maybe your audience and that people follow your work, which is like,
I think there is a general sense that you are very reluctant to deploy a descriptor like racist or
this is racism or very, in some ways, maybe reluctant to even engage on the sort of like the baseline
that this, you know, the race of the people in play matters or whatever. I think.
I think that is like part of the criticism of the response that you're giving in the same way there's all this context about Donald Trump.
I'm interested hearing you talk.
I mean, I'm going to read the definition of racism really quick.
Which definition?
This is the definition I can't actually see on my computer.
But the top definition comes up on Google.
Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism.
by an individual community or institution
against a person or people
on the basis of their membership
in a particular racial or ethnic group,
typically one that is a minority or marginalized.
I mean, would you say Donald Trump is a racist
given that definition?
I mean, we'd have to adjudicate specific things.
And in general, I don't know that I see a lot of evidence
that Donald Trump is a malignant racist.
I do think there have been times where the president has targeted particular communities and talked about them in ways that are derogatory.
But I've never heard him talk about races of people in that sort of way.
In fact, on the contrary, I think an actual avowed racist is unapologetically racist.
It is a Richard Spencer.
It is a Nick Fuentes.
I think a lot of the racism that is being policed in a lot of our kind of
broad public controversies is this subtextual racism, this kind of weird circumstance where people
are saying, I didn't say anything racist. I don't mean it in a racist way. And it feels like that's what's
going on here. Donald Trump says while he hasn't apologized for posting this video,
what he has said is, I haven't seen the video. I've been told it was offensive. And I'm sure if I
watched it, I would think it was offensive.
So much of his content, I mean, this is,
racist don't generally say things like,
black people love me.
I'm doing so much for black people.
He doesn't, he touts the fact that he has managed to hit a new high watermark
for Republicans with respect to Latino and African American voters.
He does it all the time.
Is he profoundly unsophisticated and uses words like blacks in ways that will make you cringe?
Yes, but I can talk to you about his many other crimes against.
the English language, if you're so interested.
I really do think that my bottom line on this is not so much that I'm reluctant to parcel
out racist because I think it undermines my broader argument about the individual and
the nonsensicalness nature of race.
But because the way that we try to adjudicate assert these racism controversies is often
incredibly sloppy and kind of hysterical.
We disregard intent.
We disregard surrounding context.
we disregard the complicating nuance.
And I think it does matter.
The Whoopi Goldward wasn't presented as a primate.
And various other minorities who were characterized or represented with these animals.
I mean, Joe Biden was a bamboo.
Was that racist?
George W. Bush was routinely displayed as a monkey of some sort of primate.
Was that racist?
I'm not saying that I'm unfamiliar with caricatures of black people as monkeys.
That's deplorable and disgusting.
And if the president of the United States did that in a way that was clear and was provocative,
I would say something about it.
But in a post of a video that is in and of itself deranged and terrible,
that happens to end with what very clearly looks like an autoplay clip of some other video,
I have a hard time getting excited about that.
and I'm not going to label it racism because other people are excited about it.
And I don't actually think it's laudable to jump on the bandwagon and say,
well, it doesn't matter.
He intended it.
This is fourth dimensional chess.
I just, people have the higher appraisal of Donald Trump and his sophistication that I do in this regard.
I think it's a little literalist, to be honest.
Like, I think there's lots of room because there's a, when you started speaking,
you said, when I think of racist, I think of a verse.
like somebody who's unabashedly racist.
And I'm thinking, if that's the case, we don't need the qualifiers then,
then it just is what that thing is.
And it's similar.
I'm going to keep making this parallel because it's the touchstone for me
that's like personal to anti-Semitism is almost never,
do I see anti-Semitism where somebody comes out and it's like,
Jews are lesser species of people.
It's like that you see that.
You see that these days.
You see a greater frequency, actually.
You see it a lot.
But usually what you see.
is the kind of way it sneaks out in attitudes.
Most people don't want to put that viewpoint out there
because they know it's not really acceptable.
So they'll say something like,
oh, yeah, I mean, you usually see those kinds of people in finance.
You know, like, you let those guys get on the money for you.
And like, you know, there's a worldview poking out in that kind of statement.
So it doesn't have to be an over-the-top black and white literal statement for me to go.
I have a problem with that and I want to hear a good answer.
And maybe the claim of he's being racist here
is itself becoming too black and white.
I think there are people who said,
this is disgusting, this is overtly racist.
You have to apologize.
Donald Trump is showing he's a racist because of this.
Yeah, I think that's a bridge too far.
But I also think it's fair to say this clip in the context
with which it was shared, which was essentially none,
was like, here's a two-second thing.
The Obama's faces on guerrillas.
And then back to the selection denialism, which I know you're saying should be the focus.
And I appreciate that point.
But without that context, I think it's fair to say, yeah, what was that?
You need to explain yourself for this because that looked really bad.
And when the explanation is kind of lacking, then it invites reads that I think are defensible.
Yeah.
I mean, I think that's a fair framing.
I'm like you, Camille, I find it a little bit of time.
some to pretend that Trump knew what was in this video.
Right.
Or that he watched it until the end.
I agree with that.
I think that there is a good deal of evidence that the president looks at particular groups of people, like non-white groups of people, and has a sort of instinct to think of them as maybe less sophisticated or less worthy of being American or less.
I don't know, desirable to have here.
I mean, he's been clear about that in a lot of ways
that I think are more than avert.
The Obama stuff is so hard, especially with him.
Like anything Trump says about Obama
that's viewed through the race lens to me
is less close to the truth
than just the sort of envy-hatred lens
of Obama-Hadrower.
had this kind of like celebrity appeal and the media loved him and he had really good approval
ratings for most of his presidency and they're like these, you know, and he's like younger and,
you know, fit and whatever. I mean, there's like, there's dynamics there that I think are maybe
more important for why he has this sort of, I don't know exactly how to describe it, but he seems
to hate him.
Like really hate him.
And I'm skeptical of like
how much of that is tied to Obama's race
versus how much of that is tied to just
what Obama represented
in terms of like what Trump wanted
to be as president
or what he, like how he wanted to be received globally
and from the sort of elite media class.
Of course, Trump also, you know,
was one of the founders of the Berthurg.
conspiracy and push that.
Like, you know, that was like
kind of definitionally a racist thing
that hang on to. It was like
this guy's, well,
you tilt your head.
I mean, he's profiting from a
racism coin at least.
He, I mean, this is a, yeah,
I just, I think that Donald Trump is so
many things that one
can be critical of. And the
birther thing is of a piece with the election denial thing
and various other things that happen
to be conspiracy theories. And he also
deployed a birther argument against Ted Cruz. That is not because Ted Cruz is a black man or a proud
black man, I should say. I understand the arguments and I've heard them and I get it. I'm just saying
that at minimum, one ought to acknowledge that there is quite a bit of speculation associated with
that Donald Trump is a racist thing because he does a lot of things that racist don't do. Like hang out with
and promote and work alongside and celebrate black people and various other minorities who happen
to be supportive of him. And so far as I can tell, Donald Trump's most consistent quality
is he likes Donald Trump and he likes people who like Donald Trump in every circumstance.
That even includes people who his administration are actively denigrating as terrorists
who he's supposed to be on script with. But when he finds out their parents are
supporters of his? He's like, ah, you know, what a tragedy that this happened. I hear they're
big fans of mine. That's what I know about Donald Trump. Is he a racist? I am confident that if I were a
Trump supporter and I was eager to meet the president and I met him, he would be enthusiastic about
the opportunity. He would take photos with me. He would celebrate me. I don't, would he want me to marry one of
his daughters? I'm not sure about that. Like that, I have no idea. But again, this is a kind of speculation.
And I just, I think that there is a sense that we take race seriously if we're willing to be more generous with the places where we're willing to deploy racism.
And I'm not attributing that sentiment to you guys.
I'm just saying culturally that does appear to be kind of part of the dynamic that if we are sufficiently hyper vigilant and we go after it in every place, then that's how we take racism seriously.
And I actually think taking racism seriously is both the matter of being vigilant, but also imagine,
a matter of being thoughtful and dutiful
and actually trying to adjudicate these things
in a serious way and being as concerned
about false positives as we are
about missing the mark on some of these.
That is the whole of my argument.
All right. Sufficiently defended and well defended.
Thank you.
Your very capital, the bad tweet.
Yeah, back against the wall.
We'll be right back after this quick break.
We should move to some actual
policy news here. There is a debate happening that we covered pretty sufficiently last week,
which is this DHS Republican Democrat funding bill. I don't know exactly what to call it,
because we're in this very unique situation where this piece of Congress's spending has been
broken off to be debated in isolation. And I said, you know, last week, I think,
that it did not seem likely to me that Democrats and Republicans were going to come to an agreement
on DHS funding in a matter of like nine days or whatever they had. And it looks right now like we're
barreling towards another partial government shutdown. We're recording this on Wednesday evening.
So certainly some things could change between now and when this podcast will probably come out,
which I think will be Friday. But the latest year is that
Republicans have basically come back to Democrats' proposal, which is, you know, to do things like
add body cameras and unmasked these ICE agents and hold them to the same use of force standards
that state and federal police are being held to.
I'm just going to read a little bit from this CBS News article, which says that Republicans have
balked at the Democrats' request and have some demands of their own, including the addition
of legislation that would require proof of citizenship before.
Americans can register to vote.
And restrictions on cities, they say don't do enough to crack down on illegal immigration.
So on the one hand, you have Democrats, I think with significant political leverage right now,
given where things are, demanding that DHS change its use of force policies and unmasked
these federal agents who are kind of staying anonymous and wear body cameras.
And Republicans saying, yeah, we'll do that if you make everybody show proof of citizenship
when they register to vote.
This does not strike me as a counterproposal
intended to sort of move the process along
and get into the home stretch.
Democrats are alleging
that they're going to not vote
for another temporary short-term extension of funding for DHS,
which, again, would imply a shutdown and some chaos.
Famously spineless on these sorts of,
not allegations,
these sorts of claims, these bluffs, I guess we should say.
So color me skeptical that Democrats are going to hold the line on that.
But kind of curious how you guys are viewing this.
I mean, I'd be interested to hear if you think Democrats actually hold the line on that.
And, you know, what we might expect as a conclusion to this back and forth.
Because it seems to me like progress is not really being made in a meaningful way right now.
I feel like they've still got the leverage.
So I don't really know what the play is.
from Republicans here. I also don't think they're totally in line on this. I know that the
voting rights bill that you're speaking about that I can't really, I can't place the name of
it right now. But that push is coming from a faction of the Republican Party. I wouldn't even
say that that's a demand from the Republicans. So they're not even really on the same page about
that. It just feels like a stance where they're saying, okay, you want something. Ergo, we're going
to push in some things that we want and we'll see how much we can get you to back down.
But I don't think there's much of a fight for something from Republicans.
Like the Democrats, for the first time, I think this is something that we said last time.
We covered this nine days ago, crazily, was that they're on offense for the first time in the Trump administration.
They have a clear objective.
They want constraints on ice.
They want them to be unmasked.
They want body cams.
They want to have them coordinate with local law enforcement offices.
They want things that they can define.
and the Republicans are saying, okay, but we already funded ICE.
So if you hold out, you're just going to be hoarding other DHS stuff, like TSA, Secret Service is under the Department of Homeland Security now.
A couple other agencies that aren't coming to me at the top of my head, but it's a lot of stuff that isn't going to be the thing that they're trying to hamper.
So that's the defensive line.
but I understand that if you're negotiating,
just holding a defensive line isn't that attractive,
so you want to throw in some offense too.
It just all seems somewhat transparent to me
to the point where it's, all right,
now we'll see who blinks when the stakes are real.
We're not playing with theoretical ammo anymore.
There'll be another partial shutdown.
I think that was a really, it was a good take.
Not a particularly difficult take to make,
but I think a take well made about this is not going to get done in nine days,
and we're going to be right back where we started.
And then when we're here,
I feel like the conversation is going to be about,
all right,
what do you guys want that we can commit to a timeline to negotiate on?
Because we are not going to get use of force standards,
sign, seal, and delivered within two days.
There's going to be legislation force training on that.
Like, that is a bill with a capital B that has to get negotiated and sent out.
So they're going to be saying,
what are the terms of these agreements,
saying, okay, we can talk,
about that. Here's an insurance that we're going to talk about that. Here's a deadline for that.
And we're going to be back to see our time. I don't know. I honestly do not see any other way that
this moves forward. The Democrats aren't going to get everything that they want the next two days.
And I think the Republicans are just looking for ways to whittle them down as much as they can.
I mean, Camille, do you think they're going to, Republicans will get anything from this or Democrats
are back down and we're just going to sign the budget for a DHS? I don't see it.
Yeah, it's hard to game this out and guess which way it's going to break.
But I will say as someone who's been exceptionally critical of Democrats for never really
having any sort of strategy and seemingly not really have in their heads in the game
when it comes to actually being the opposition party in a serious way,
they have taken full advantage of this particular circumstance and still seem to be holding
the line.
And the demands that they're making right now don't seem particularly unreasonable.
They haven't sounded unreasonable to a number of Republicans who have said, yeah, it's time to unmask.
Yeah, it's time to pull back. Yeah, this is our issue. We're supposed to own it.
And there are so many things tactically that we shouldn't be doing. And for Holman to be on the ground saying exactly the sorts of things that Democrats want to hear, for them to ask for these policies to be formalized in certain instances, for the commitments to body cams, to body cams, which have already.
been made to be formalized, seems like a no-brainer. And for Republicans to essentially be seen as
being unwilling to concede on things that in principle they've already agreed to do, I think
looks particularly bad for them. And I think the context, the broader context, is appropriate to
pay some attention to here. Democrats have notched a bunch of wins recently. In addition to,
In addition to this, we had that procedural vote that Johnson was trying to do to try and protect
the president's tariffs, and that did not work out for him. I talked to Rand Paul yesterday for about
20 minutes, and DHS homeland issues did come up. He's still upset about ICE and is still talking
openly about the need for reforms there. They're going to have allies on the other side of the aisle,
and the Republicans have an exceptionally slim majority.
It's in jeopardy, and the president is up against it.
His poll numbers aren't looking particularly great,
even on his signature issue immigration.
They would like these things to go away.
I don't know that they really do want to play Shut Down Chicken.
So I think if there was ever an opportunity for them to win,
for them to hold the line and get something,
this is that moment, at least relative to all of the other moments
that have preceded it.
But I mean, are they going to get anything this week?
Like, maybe that's a question for both of you.
I mean, is there a window that's actually open there?
I think the longer this goes on, the worst for Democrats.
The further we are out from the Alex Pready killing, the worst for Democrats in terms of like the momentum that they have and the political leverage that they have.
So I think if you're a Republican member of Congress, what you want is the cameras and the mob to kind of look away and move on to the next thing.
and free up some sort of like political oxygen
to actually come to the table and negotiate.
Vers right now where it's like there's so much political pressure
against this sort of immigration enforcement
and, you know, Democratic officials feel the winds of their backs
across the country on fighting back right now.
And I just think that that doesn't last.
And there's another element to all this,
which is another thing that we should talk.
talk about today, which is just the political environment now and what we're learning about it
from some of these special elections that are happening. And I think that ties directly into the
calculations being made in these negotiations. So, you know, in Texas, we had this huge upset
in a state Senate race that was like a deep red pro-Trump district that flipped to Democrats.
in New Jersey, in the district that I'm moving to, which is crazy.
I'm like, I haven't really talked about this on the air yet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, you know, Tom Malnowski is a member of the Democratic machine who lost to a, I'm not a
political upstart, but a local community organizer with very progressive politics,
with endorsements from Bernie Sanders and the like.
and, you know, just there's, there's, I think there's enough ground movement on the left to say that the, the, the lefty establishment is very much at threat right now, under threat right now, and, you know, might be getting overwhelmed.
We had Mom Donnie, obviously, in New York. But since then, I think we're, we're getting more and more signs that these sort of like grassroots, really progressive, not necessarily,
like quote unquote woke progressive
but like populist progressive
politicians are
having inroads on the left
we have this Texas Senate race
we talked about last week
where someone like Jasmine Crockett
who knows how to demand attention
could be coming out of the Democratic side
and I think Republicans are looking around like
oh shit
like we don't have
a five point swing in the national polls
to give you know
like we can't
lose the 20% of the independence in the middle or we're in big trouble. And I think that sort
of pressure on Congress matters a lot when these negotiations are happening. I don't want to read
too much in these like off cycle elections or, you know, get too excited about them. But I also,
you know, they can't be ignored. And the polling for this for Trump is bad. I mean, he has
signature issues like immigration enforcement and the economy that he is polling really poorly on
right now. And all of our politics are nationalized. So, you know, I mean, Rand Paul, Camille is obviously
a bit of a rabble rouser and goes against the grain and isn't, he's not some party head. So I'm not so
surprised to hear him maybe talk that way and be upset about DHS and what's happening and
critical of the administration.
But I think, you know, seeing Tim Scott
tweeting about like the racist Obama post,
you know, that sort of stuff, to me,
is Canary in the coal mine of people like,
I don't want to get stuck on the wrong side
of however this is going to break
in the next six to, you know, 36 months.
And there's a lot of people mapping their political careers right now
and deciding whether they want to be tied to Trump
and MAGA.
And, you know, all that matters in a moment like this where these negotiations are happening under intense political scrutiny.
So, yeah, Democrats have some leverage.
They're also notoriously, again, you know, paper hands.
Like, they are going to fold if things get tough.
And Trump's the one doing the negotiations now.
It seems like they're negotiating directly with the White House.
So, you know, good luck not getting steamrolled, I guess.
But, yeah, I similarly don't know what to make.
of it, but I do think the election stuff we're seeing has to be part of the calculus if you're
sitting in Congress right now. How much do you factor in the reporting that we're seeing that
still more National Guard troops have been withdrawn from various American cities, that the actual
retreat on the more forceful immigration strategy doesn't appear to be kind of an illusion.
This is, this is tangible. And what they really want perhaps is Christy Noam's scalp or something
like that in this context. But they are achieving things. They have some tangible goals,
some tangible achievements here. And I think more than that, Isaac, I might disagree with you
about the longer this goes on. It's bad for Democrats, you know, the further they get away
from the death of these two American citizens in connection with protests against immigration,
immigration, the immigration policy of the Trump administration. That gives them more
opportunities to frame the issue on their terms. That forces the administration to have to talk about
this. And if Democrats have a sophisticated messaging strategy, and I know that's a huge if,
they could keep this very simple. You know, I've got two words for you, pretty and good.
And just say it over and over again and say, we're concerned. Listen, if the president wants to get
back to this, we're encouraging him to make a deal with us so we can keep the American citizen safe
and to work with local officials, to wear body cameras,
and to ensure that the agents, the federal agents who are showing up at people's homes,
have their identification visible, which part of that is unreasonable?
And I think they're going to have a hard time arguing against that.
But again, this presumes that they'll have their messaging strategy together
and they'll be able to stay on the ball.
But it's stranger things have happened.
I'll put it that way.
No, there's a corollary to that of bad news motivates and no one wants to hear the government tell you.
Everything's actually working according to plan.
That's not a message people really buy.
And I'm sure the Trump administration would love right now to be talking about how crimes down.
We just covered this today.
Big reports about the homicide rate being the lowest.
It's been since 1900, which is incredible news.
And I'm sure they want to draw direct, bold, bold.
not dotted, solid line between that and the immigration policy.
But right in the middle of that line is Minneapolis and pretty and good.
And that prevents that message from getting out.
So I agree with you, Camille, about that being something that plays the Democrats' favor.
And I do think that it ends up being something that makes the Democrats want to hold on a little bit longer.
Probably motivating, again, just talking endgame for this specific situation,
electoral nap is a little bit down the line. I know we're trying to get our seats right now.
If you're in Congress, you want to make sure you're backing the right horse. But I think it's
probably just about what can we do to get this a little bit resolved so that we can stop trying
to answer those questions of what part of this sounds unreasonable to you? Because yeah, I don't know
what the good answer to that is, especially when you've got members of your own party making statements
about how these are things we should be doing.
Tom Homan's saying we're going to try to be
easing our presence back a little bit.
And then also,
man, that sucked.
I just forgot what I was going to say at the end.
So I'll just leave it there
and let you guys have the last word.
I had it teed up too.
It's going to be such a perfect conclusion.
I don't think I've ever seen you do that before.
I know.
I said I had the yips there for a second.
What happened?
Well, that's fine because I had another thought
that came to mind
you were talking, which is just, I think I see the perspective that drag this on and it's good
for Democrats.
I also think, you know, not to be too morbid and crude about this, but one ICE agent gets shot
or one high-profile arrest of some horrific sexual predator who's here illegally that
Biden didn't deport or put back on the streets.
like it doesn't take much for the wins to shift back in Republicans' favor on, you know, who the victims are and who the predators are.
And I just think the more time that passes, the more opportunity it is for another story like that to take over the news.
I mean, we could be at war with Iran, God willing, we're not. But in two weeks, you know.
And if that's the case, like, are we really going to be sitting here talking about these DHS negotiations or is that just something
that's going to, you know, be resolved in some hearing nobody watches and be a bullet point
in an Axios newsletter that nobody pays attention to in a month. And I just, so like right now,
it's the story. It's the thing people are talking about. And I think that's the advantage for Democrats
is I think a lot of people who circle the middle, certainly myself politically, are looking at what just
happened with some of this ICE enforcement. DHS enforcement is like, I don't like this. Like this feels way,
too far. And that's a big opening for Democrats to win over people like me. And if they lose that
focus, I think it hurts them in the long term. So I think they want to get this done now.
They want to finalize the negotiations this week. I don't think that's going to happen. But I think
that's really the dream world for them. And I can jump in. I remembered what I was going to say.
So I'm going to take 20 seconds to just end with that, which is, yeah, you're right. And I think
Trump has such good instincts for what the national attention span off is and knows how to capitalize on the turning of the dial of the great wheel of national interest.
That's something he's excellent at.
But I think the point is, and this is what I forgot earlier, is Democrats want a legislative win.
So they're getting these commitments that are sort of lukewarm about backing out of cities, National Guard drawdowns.
But they want something in writing.
They want something legislative so that it's not going to be in I told you so.
a rugpole next year.
And then they can pitch that to people in the middle,
like the Isaacs, and Camille Fosters of the world
when it comes time for November,
when they're trying to sell what their wins are.
Instead of saying, no, remember we call the president a racist?
They all actually say, no, look, we signed this.
No more masked agents.
That's a thing we did.
So I think, like, into that regard,
that's motivation for them to keep going.
Sure. Yeah, yeah.
And I mean, even if you just hold the line for a little bit,
and again, you have some tangible wins that you can trump it,
even if you don't pass legislation here.
We held the line.
The president had to change horses.
They drew back.
We got all of these concessions.
You could still tell that story in a successful way.
And honestly, the dramatic nature of letting this go on for another week or so past the deadline,
I think that strengthens their position.
And it probably has more of a chance of bringing Republicans to the table and getting some sort of compromise,
even if it's only a half measure here.
So I think that the chances of them getting something done are,
my optimism about this is improving as we talk.
Interesting.
All right.
Well, Camille, a rare triple threat where Camille is wrong about everything today.
It's been a great episode.
All right, gentlemen, we should get in our complaints for the week.
We don't have John, or John is, he's in D.C. actually, right now,
at a YouTube media conference, like hobnobbing with all these big famous YouTube.
So he's not here in the in the production studio room to key us up.
But we will let him play the music to get us into our grievances before we get out of here.
The airing of grievances.
Between you and me, I think your country is placing a lot of importance on shoe removal.
All right, Camille, it's my understanding that you have a grievance that needs some space today.
So we'll let you bring us home maybe.
How do you feel about that?
Sure.
do that. Okay. All right. I'm going to go first, because I haven't gone first in a while.
First of all, I should note, yeah, for those of you who are, you know, loyal listeners,
my wife and I recorded our annual Valentine's Day podcast last night. At the top of that
show, you will hear me complain about one of the worst days I've had in a very long time.
So I'm not going to bore you here with, you know, re-agreving my,
with all the grievances that I shared on that show.
But I do have a fresh one because there's so much stuff to complain about.
It can always count on you.
It can always count on me, which, and this one is, I hope, a bit relatable.
And it's straightforward.
And it is salt, road salt.
Hmm.
Just the salt we're using to melt the snow.
It is 2026.
And we don't have a better solution for de-icing the roads than,
something that russ my car destroys my axle, my rotors, my brakes, my tires, that like
apparently really hurts dogs' paws and maybe is poisonous in some cases if they eat it,
which is like a whole thing I didn't know about because I don't currently own a dog and worry
about that. It is track, you track it everywhere. My house is disgusting. It is like, I love being
barefoot. Like if I am home, I like not having shoes on. And I'm just walking.
on salt in every room of the house that's being tracked in through shoes and socks and pants and clothes.
I hate it and I cannot believe that there's not a better solution than this for melting snow.
We have like, you know, we're supposed to be in like the era of generative AI or whatever.
Like can't we type in a couple formulas to chat CBDT and solve how do we melt snow without poisoning dogs,
destroying cars and making my house extremely dirty.
Somebody has to solve this problem.
I don't know who it is,
but I've been thinking about a lot
because it's been snowy and like eight degrees
for three weeks straight in Philadelphia,
which is also really depressing.
But the salt is what's getting made.
There's a person who I coached
on the University of Vermont men's frisbee team,
which is exactly the think tank
where you want these kinds of solutions coming from.
I say unironically, I tell you.
My good man, Jack Rice, graduated with the senior thesis about using crushed oyster shells as an alternative for salt.
So if you are a person looking to hire an intelligent, sustainable MBA, go ahead, go to LinkedIn and look up Jack Rice.
He's got great ideas.
Crushed oyster shells.
I could be honest, that doesn't sound much better to me.
I just, I was crazy.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm going to look into that.
I feel I'm just like I've cut my feet.
on oyster shells before on the beach, you know,
and just there's bad connotations there.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Well, good.
I'll look into that.
That is,
thank you.
I definitely did not expect a solution on air
immediately after I said it.
We'll see.
I mean,
it's an idea he had their master's thesis.
So it's probably not in production right now.
But it is the thing that came immediately in mind.
And Vermont,
as a state currently is not like buying up more salt
so that more localities can buy them for themselves.
It's a weird thing right now.
But yeah, good four-wheel tires and hopefully we'll be all right.
I'll be really brief with my grievance here, which is a little bit episodic because a couple weeks ago,
I talked about the mouse in the house.
And I was given some great advice from readers to just like, go get the $1.50 old-fashioned spring-loaded mousetrap that you'd see on Tom and Jerry cartoons a kid.
That they're cheaper and they're actually more humane because they're quick.
So I got to and I will tell you this, they worked immediately.
So thank you for that suggestion.
Before that trap closed down on what was a very healthy-looking mouse,
that seemed like it enjoyed itself quite a good deal over the last month.
I found some mouse leavings in my sock drawer,
which was extremely unwelcome.
It leads to entire laundering of the sock drawer, I tell you.
But in the time, since we caught that mouse, I've seen no mouse signs.
So I am optimistic that we got the guy.
And this is the last one.
It's no fun trying to hunt down a little rodent,
knowing that it's in there doing its thing somewhere.
You just don't know where.
But I'm grateful for the advice to just go get the $1.50 mousetrap.
And I pass it on.
So if you're plagued or be set by mice's,
go ahead and get those spring to load and mousetraps.
They're pretty ingenious.
They just work.
And well, it just worked for me.
Small sample size.
But just like a cartoon.
I put a piece of cheese on there, loaded it up, left it out.
And I felt like I was living the 1960s dream.
It was exactly the way it was supposed to work.
It's one of those things that just doesn't need an update is really, that's just as good as it is.
But there was no grievance there.
The grievance was there was mouse poop in my sock drawer.
It sucked.
But I also wanted to let everybody know that this episode hopefully is reaching an endpoint.
And if it doesn't, they'll be a part three.
And you're guilty of murder.
But that's murder.
That's separate matter.
Premeditate and mouse slaughter at the worst.
Okay.
So mine is associated with what I've had fashion-oriented grievance before.
So by vanity ought to be clear.
But I have tried to sort of standardize my wardrobe.
And part of that project involves finding the perfect pant.
And I found pants, pants, it is a pant, singular.
But I found a pair that I loved.
And I got them back from the tailor, wore them.
And after having done that, I found them at this wonderful, I don't want to say exactly the name of the brand, given what I'm going to say.
But, you know, European designer, someplace, they have a boutique, someplace and so.
It's very nice.
Just quick interjection.
I went back to the store.
Yeah.
You buy the pant.
The intention is tailor the pant and then wear it.
the same pant every day?
No, I got a few sets of it.
So I bought one pair to tailor it, to wear it, to see how I felt about the pants afterwards.
Again, this is, it's a whole thing.
It's a system.
You wear it a couple times.
You wash it.
You wear it again.
How does this feel?
And afterwards, I thought to myself, this is perfect.
What I need is five pairs of the same pant, maybe in different colors, but I just want the same
pan.
I get that.
I went back to that store.
We're both ample thigh gentlemen.
It's tough to find the right fit.
It can be challenging.
It can be challenging.
I get to the store.
I secure several pairs of pants.
Different colors.
Same style.
Same fit on the label.
Got it.
To my astonishment,
every single pant fit differently.
Straight to jail.
I'm talking to the rep in the store.
And he explains to me that what has happened.
And he doesn't know what I do.
He's just kind of chopping it up.
up with me, given the background that he has, having been on corporate calls, they had been
forced over the course of the past year to change manufacturers several times. Their goal,
given certain pressures that are being created, was to find ways to lower the cost of these
trousers by generally making what ostensibly is exactly the same pan. Is this a tariff story?
colors. Yes, it is. It is a tariff story in different colors, but they had to make them at these
different facilities as a result of making them in different facilities with different mechanisms
in order to try to keep costs the same so they could sell the pants at the same price,
again, with the same label, but a different pant, they ended up in a total disaster situation
where it's not obvious what the heck is going on. Initially, you just want to be upset with the retailer.
You want to be upset with the brand for giving you this product
and then depriving you of the ability to get more of what you really, really want.
But in this case, who should I really be upset with?
When the tariffs are responsible for forcing this company to try to find ways to contain costs.
Yeah, this is how Camille foster votes for Gavin News in 2020.
Sounds like you just got to find the brand you like.
We just got it.
I thought I had, Ari.
I thought I had.
You don't have one?
Like right now, do you have like one go-to?
I have, these are mine.
I have a couple.
I have a couple.
But finding the right pair of pants can be a challenge for reasons that you just mentioned.
And while I do have a brand that I love, they didn't have a pant that I love this season.
So here I am now.
I've managed to get one other pair that's slightly different.
But again, still same style, same size.
And I am forever changed by this experience.
And I don't know if this is the last you're going to hear about this,
because I'm definitely reaching out to corporate to try to say comment,
maybe see if we could do some deeply reported piece.
And I'll take a trip over to Europe, perhaps, and tour some facilities.
Just buy doors.
It's similar.
They're great.
They make different kinds of pants, and they have the gussed crotch, and they're durable.
And this is not an ad, but if you want it to be any work for a doer, just let me know.
W-I-L-L-R-R-E-Tangle.com.
Okay.
Nice, very nice.
I have such a, I have like a much more working class perspective on this, which is I've had like the same two pairs of Levi's for 10 years that I barely ever wash.
Phoebe's like these things are stale.
Like holes in them.
And I ordered a new pair of jeans recently from Levi's same size and everything fit that I had previously.
And they're just like not even close to fitting because I think the ones that I've owned for so long I've just beaten in.
much that they're, they just fit me no matter what. They're just so worn in. So, and then maybe I'll
employ your system. I need, I need to go on my pant journey and find the pants that fit me well,
because I definitely don't have that. So, we could be the brotherhood of the traveling pants.
I like that. Despite your frustration, I'm a little bit inspired. Um, all right, gentlemen,
well, we did it. Good grievance, Camille. That was, that was really authentic for you. That was,
I'm happy, I'm happy my suffering satisfies you. Yeah, the kind of, truly the kind of, truly the kind
thing that could change a man's vote in a presidential election.
All right, fellows, well, we'll be back soon.
Ari, if it became clear to me at the top of this episode,
you're not doing any work for the last week.
You're just watching the Olympics nonstop.
Maybe I'll join you if we might as well do it together.
That's a pretty serious allegation.
What I do between 8 and 10 is supposedly my time.
And if I want to watch the quad god quad it up, then I'm going to do that.
I am going to watch. I will watch that tonight, actually.
Why don't you do some work, please, John?
Fair enough. All right. I'll see you guys soon.
Later.
All right. See you.
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