TBPN Live - Diet TBPN: October 24th, 2025

Episode Date: October 25, 2025

You're watching TVPN. Today is Friday, October 24, 2025. We are live from the TBPN Ultrudome, the Temple of Technology, the Fortress of Finance, the Capital of Capital. Media people like to talk about media. So today we're going to talk about media. You think traditional media, legacy media, regular media, new media, neo media is the newest. Neotrad, which we'll get to in a little. Post-neo media, you can think of it as the most accelerated, the most aggressive, the final, the most cutting, edge media properties that are out there. We have Martin Scrowly. He just turns on a live stream. He goes for hours and hours and hours and hours. It's not a media company. It's not a TV show. And he's moving, he's moving markets, right? Exactly. Exactly. Then you have I Show Speed and Mr. Beast,

other examples of neo-meat, post-neo media creators. You, of course, have had the expert media sphere with Andrew Huberman, Lex Friedman, AI expert, Joe Rogan, UFO expert. And then Andrew of course. And then we have the neofactual media, more of the analysts focused on the actual truth, one of the, really the only truth-seeking organizations on the map in general. And the neotraz are doing this in a new way. This is new media that cosplays as traditional media. So that's TBPN, right? It has some of the aesthetics of an ESPN. Yes. But it looks and feels. Good job, guys. Michael Dell just posted this and said congratulations JPMorgan on opening your new headquarters. He sold them all the monitors because the monitors are Dell monitors.

So this is what peak performance looks like, for sure. This is beautiful. This is what the trenches look like. Mobsters ran rigged poker games at Kylie Jenner's Lux, NYC Pad while she still owned it. The NBA is very concerned about the multiple arrests made as a result of the FBI's sports gambling raid. Use Code multiple arrests for a 30% profit boost on a three-leg parlay with Draft Kings, the official gambling partner of the NBA. Snap is in talks to raise at least $1 billion for AR glasses, multiple investors involved, including Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund. Samsung just launched a Vision Pro competitor.

The Samsung Galaxy XR is powered by Android XR, and it's supposed to be at the Apple Vision Pro level in terms of fidelity, I think. Android's been kind of a better steward to the developer community than Apple. And I think a lot of the obvious developer partners that would go and build apps for the Apple Vision Pro are taking a wait and see approach. Why don't you go get the audience first, Apple? Make sure that there's actually 100 million DAUs of this thing, like the iPhone, before I build an app for this. Speaking of smart devices, Kohler, the toilet manufacturer, is making a new toilet camera that provides health insights. based on your bathroom breaks, which is insane because Throne, you know, the startup Throne is doing this, I thought it was like an insane idea, but at least no one else

would go and compete. And then Kohler, you know, obviously a major manufacturer decided, I'm sure they were somewhat inspired by Throne to go get into the game of toilet cameras, health tracking. So we'll see how this plays out. Female spies are waging sex warfare to steal Silicon Valley secrets. This has been the meme of like the CCP spy girlfriend. Is this just something where Europe takes two months to get to the current thing on Axe? This is an article that literally just says what Axe was talking about four months ago.

They're saying some of the spies are even marrying and having children with their targets, which is really... You know what a good... Have you seen the Americans? Atlas says, geez, I would sure hate for a beautiful Chinese spy. wage sex warfare against me for my production secrets. My production secrets are super important. I would hate for this to happen. Cheddar, it's the TikTok of sports wagering. Unlike other platforms, they allow players under 21, and in 46 states.

A16Z-back double speed lets you control thousands of social media accounts with AI, ensuring they look as human as possible, quote, never pay a human again. I think they're trying to position it as this is an alternative to influence for marketing. But it does look and feel more like an influence operation. This feels like bot farming. Neer's not really dunking here. Like Neer's just saying A16Z back double speed lets you control thousands of social media accounts with AI. People are calling this like morally lame and impoverished.

And Bessert Copa says, how so? There are already a million bot farms around the worlds. They wreaked havoc on our elections not so long ago. Shouldn't the best ones be built in America? And pioneer the latest tech and rules to govern it? Wait, so he's saying they have reaped. wreaked havoc on the world, but so we should build it in America. Edgar is bringing real money engagement into free-to-play sweepstakes, America's number one social

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The interesting thing is a lot of these kinds of ideas, kinds of apps end up being massive businesses, but you don't typically see. stick to the infrastructure, baby, go to TurboPuffer, search every bite, serverless vector in full-tech search, bird from built from first principles on object storage, fast, 10x cheaper, extremely scalable. The gummy bear company casually dropping revolutionary battery technology for $25 on Amazon, the lightest ever of this capacity, and pretending nothing happened to sort of the funniest things of all time.

This is Haribo. Its weight is 286 grams, just a little bit over what they claim. The capacity is 83 watt hours. The printed on the battery, it says capacity 20,000 milliamp hours. Oracle just secured a $38 billion debt deal to finance two new data centers. They said they couldn't let it anymore. They shouldn't, but they are not listening. 23 billion will go toward a Texas site and nearly 15 billion towards one in Wisconsin.

Just offloaded some data center construction debt to his school teachers, 401K. My father is a retired school teacher, so hopefully... He didn't get burned here. He's going to be a little frustrated with me if that ends up being the case. Experia, the... They notified its Japanese automotive customers that it may no longer be able to guarantee supply, triggering renewed, concerned about upheaval at the chipmakers. Never change, Masa, this guy rock.

SoftBank hunts for humanoid robot startups. SoftBanks Masa Yoshi's son has long predicted a future where robots would, outnumber people and take over many jobs from humans. But some of SoftBank's bets and robotics over the past 10 years, such as Robot Company Pepper, have not panned out. Now the company is renewing its robot ambitions, particularly in robots that resemble humans. Can you imagine? I think it's probably true that Masa and SoftBank were too early in some of their robotics bets,

right? They bet really heavily, you know, a decade ago. This feels like a great time to be building in humanoid robots or robots, generally. There's a ton of interesting startups, 1X, and there's smaller companies and there's supply chain stuff. And it's like, it's one of those things where it's like, are you more worried about being too early or being too late? The Interaction Company of California has managed to really break through the noise and deliver a truly novel consumer AI product experience. Dot, dot, dot, nothing important. Don't worry about it. Pokey.com itself is a fantastic domain and

a name for their business and audience. I just skipped over, of course. Oh, there's a little bit of criticism in there? I was criticizing the general sort of like name convention, but this was an absolutely perfect response. Chef's Kiss, a perfect response. Ohio has a new bill that goes far beyond... The banning her marriage.

Far beyond banning human AI marriage. The measure would define AI systems as non-sentient entities, strip them of any claim to legal personhood, forbid them from owning property, holding financial accounts, controlling IP or acting as company directors. So it's basically game on if we get a humanoid. It has no rights in Ohio. So if we take it to Ohio, like the unitary is going to be sitting there being like,

Hey guys, why are we going to Ohio? You know, I'd love to stay in a different state because I would hate for you to like destroy me and then face no legal consequences because I have no rights in Ohio. Ohio clearly hasn't read less wrong. Finally, some good news, which is that hedge fund assets hit $5 trillion with most inflows since before the financial crisis. Great hit, John. Assets in the global hedge fund industry have surged to record $5 trillion as investors poured money into alternatives and funds posted solid gains. Our gong is gifted today. You hear this, right? Bucco Capital, the legend says, I'm always so confused when Tesla goes down on earnings as the business performance is completely irrelevant to the price.

the stock. They put up over 1.4 billion, I think, of free cash flow as a trillion-dollar company. It's pretty bad that Siegeon-Ping models TikTok as spiritual opium and feels okay selling it to the West in a revenge opium war setup. For Trump, facing the sale of the high-profile app was a populist victory framed around national security. For Siegeon-Ping, however, the app was a low-cost bargaining chip. He had privately dismissed it as spiritual opium. That makes a ton of sense. In a more important geopolitical news, Justin Bieber is on Twitch. Almost 19 years after we got started, we finally got Bieber.

So never give up. I think my favorite post of the week, it's now been deleted. It was a post that said, I honestly don't care if I get fired. I was part of the illegal gambling ring with Chauncey Billups and Terry Rose here. My name is Andy Jassy and I work at Amazon. SORA was dethroned in the app store by Dave's Hot Chicken. Play the Want-Wan. And an eagle sound effect for Dave.

Their team, I think, is just really cracked because I don't think this is the first time they've, like, charted number one. I think most people think that the Dave's Hot Chicken team is, like, one notch above the Open AI team. In terms of just, you know, product design, growth. Yeah, just IQ and strategy. AI research, research, yeah, these types of things. I think most people think it's sort of like a hotbed of the best talent in the world. We had a really fun week. Next week is going to be wild as well.

I think it's going to be a magnificent week. I think so, too. It's going to be absolutely magnificent. I think it will be magnificent. And I can't wait to be back. So have a wonderful Friday. Have a wonderful Saturday. Have a wonderful Sunday.

We'll be counting down the hours until we are going live again on Monday. And thank you for tuning in. Goodbye. Cheers.