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A bunch of news today. Lots of people dropping stuff on Fridays. What's the meaning behind that?
I don't know, but we'll take you through it. Lots of AI news, lots of Open AI news,
because there's new details, new discovery in the Open AI versus Elon Musk lawsuit. That's heating up.
We're going to go through it all. Yeah. Because it's part of our job.
We're going to go through both sides. We're going to do the steel man for Sam, the steel man for Elon.
I think you had the best take of the day so far, which is that,
This is the Super Bowl for Nick on X.
Nick on N.I is having the best day.
Open AIs number one-hater for three years back to back.
Let's kick it off with the Elon should lose side of the argument.
I'm going to be Steelmanning Sam, Steelmanning Greg.
They did nothing wrong.
Elon's wrong.
He needs to back down.
Do you want your helmet?
So, okay, Elon made a donation to a nonprofit organization.
He got a tax write off on that.
donation and that nonprofit, Open AI, the nonprofit, it's now one of the best funded
nonprofits in history and it's still focused on the original mission. Open AI, the
nonprofit, it still exists, it has just a tiny hundred plus billion dollar
position in a for-profit company. They're gonna be able to do non-profit
stuff forever, whatever they want to do. If they want to hire researchers, if they
want to write white papers, if they want to train their own models, the open AI
nonprofit can do that. Elon donated roughly
$38 million alongside other donors who put in 90 million.
There's some debate over how much Elon put in.
I saw one report that was around 45.
It's in the tens of millions of dollars.
Their sort of optimistic belief is that the damages would be $38 million.
If they lose.
The original donation.
If they lose.
But I'm arguing right now that they're going to win.
They're going to win.
The jury is going to say not guilty.
Elon, yeah, he was a big donor.
He put up tens of millions of dollars.
But play out the counterfactual.
It's entirely reasonable to assume that things would have played out.
exactly the same, even if Elon was never in the picture, even if he never donated.
Sure, I mean, the office would have had to be a little bit smaller.
You're working with 90 million instead of 120 million.
But we've seen folks raise 90 million series Bs.
We've seen folks raise $120 million series Cs.
Roughly the same company.
You know, you pay people a little bit less.
You have a few less perks.
The office snacks aren't as good.
Maybe you skimp on the 45-pound plates.
You just get the 10-pound plates.
These things happen.
So, if Elon had never donated, maybe Sam would have just stepped up his donation.
He put in 10.
So it's not like if Elon didn't donate, he wouldn't have, like, Open AI wouldn't exist, right?
It's totally possible that everything would have been the same and that the Elon donations
were not make or break for Open AI.
Elon should lose this case because everyone around the table came to the same realization
at roughly the same time about the goal of creating AI responsibly.
Basically, scaling laws ensured that AI progress.
would require vastly more capital than could ever be raised through donations.
At a certain point, if you need $100 million for a nonprofit, you can do it if you're aligned
with some of the world's richest people in tech, like Elon, Peter Thiel, the other folks
that I mentioned.
On the flip side, if you need $100 billion or you need $50 billion like Open AI has already
raised in the venture markets, that's just not going to happen in the nonprofit sector,
except it could have, because if Elon really believed in the nonprofit mission and really said
nonprofit or bust, yes, I see the scaling laws, yes, I agree will need an insane amount of capital
to get to AGI. Well, guess who has an insane amount of capital? Elon, if he wanted to, he could have said,
yes, I'm staying with the nonprofit strategy, and I'm going to put up the 50 billion. Every dollar
that Open AI has raised in the venture markets could have been a dollar donated by Elon Musk if he sold
down all the positions. Now it's crazy. Never going to happen.
It doesn't make any sense. Obviously, we're pro.
I think the nonprofit transition makes a ton of sense in the context of raising that amount of money.
I think that's a reality.
And truthfully, I think that everyone around the table agreed about that.
Even if you were going to keep funding the nonprofit, you're going up against Google.
They have an economic flywheel that will provide the amount of capital required to advance AI.
They build massive. They're a hyperscaler.
They're going to build massive data centers.
They're not going to have a problem with this.
Google was set up to make investments at this level,
at 10 billion of CAPEX, Google's not blinking.
The shareholders are all thumbs up on that.
Very different.
Remember when Sam was texting Elon, I think this was in 2023,
saying like it pains me to see you attack open AI publicly.
I think we can both agree it's important that Google doesn't own AI.
And that's been one of the only things that throughout this whole process
they've stayed in agreement on.
Yes, yes.
So they want to create a counterbalance to Google specifically.
Elon did actually have the money to continue supporting OpenAI as nonprofit.
It would have been crazy, but technically could have sold down positions.
But Elon clearly agreed that OpenAI should build a for-profit, and that's why he wanted equity.
He wanted to be CEO.
He was interested in Open AI joining Tesla.
Tesla's a for-profit.
He wasn't saying, we're going to bring Open AI over to Tesla, and the whole thing's going to be a nonprofit.
Clearly, Elon is no purist about nonprofit AI research.
He runs XAI.
It's a direct competitor to Open AI.
He started it as a benefit corporation, which meant it has to be a nonprofit.
had an obligation to deliver environmental and social benefits.
But after the merger with X, that benefit corporation status was dropped entirely.
This whole lawsuit is clearly just corporate lawfare.
And the battle should be fought out in the financial markets.
In the app store, on the open internet, not the courtroom.
Let the best product win.
Let the best AI model win.
Let them build.
Let them cook.
This is what winning, like today is what winning looks like for Elon.
It doesn't really get me one step closer to Mars.
right? It doesn't necessarily align. So the wind state right now is just being disruptive, right?
Basically buying buying XAI time, putting opening eye in a position where they are trying to go public,
right? Yeah. And they've got this, you know, massive high profile trial going on.
The helmet is really adding a lot to this conversation. I love it.
Now let's argue the flip side. Elon Musk will win the open.
AI lawsuit. And he should, and he should, he should win this. Judge Gonzalez-Rogers already
rejected Open AI's motion to dismiss. Judge said, I think there's plenty of evidence that something
happened here. Open AI was trying to kill the case before the trial even started. They're trying to,
they're trying to get rid of this thing, but it's clear that Elon is on to something here.
Okay, just look at the emails. It's so obvious that the Open AI squad was trying to fleece Elon and
push him out without giving him a fair share. Elon said,
Guys, this is a direct quote from Elon email.
Guys, I've had enough.
This is the final straw.
Either go do something on your own or continue with Open AI as a nonprofit.
Otherwise, I'm out.
I'm not donating anymore.
If you're going to do the for-profit, just go start a normal company and wind this thing down.
And that makes a ton of sense.
It was an open invitation by him to just go build a traditional venture-back company.
Part of the trial in this proceeding that I'm interested in is finding out why they didn't just do that.
It's not like Sam and Greg couldn't have been like, cool, we worked on a nonprofit for a while.
How do we set up a C-Corps?
How do we set up a C-Corps?
Sam's like, oh, I own like a couple points of stripe.
Yeah.
I think they have something called Atlas.
You can just make a C-Corp.
Maybe he forgot.
A few clicks.
Maybe there was like a very, very specific reason.
Yes.
Like the nonprofit had developed some IP at that point.
Yeah.
That meant that starting over or, you know, having to rebuild the team or whatever factor meant that that was like going to set them back years.
Yes.
That's a big, that's a big deal.
Yeah.
Elon gave them an invitation.
Just go out and build a traditional venture back company.
Maybe I'll invest.
Maybe I'll be involved.
Maybe I won't, but at least we'll have a clean slate to start from.
But Sam told Elon that he remained, quote, enthusiastic about the nonprofit structure.
That was enough to get Elon to donate more.
But Open AI wasn't all in on staying in nonprofit mode.
They were on the cusp of restructuring Open AI and taking the $10 billion investment from
Microsoft. See, the reality of modern philanthropy, it's not fire and forget. You don't, big donors like Elon,
in this case, do have specific intentions and conditions attached to the gifts. It's not like he's
just throwing 20 bucks in the Salvation Army donation box around Christmas. This is 30-something million.
If you give that to a university and you want a building, they need to build that building. They
probably need to build it to your specifications, even if you want your window.
name on it. Yeah, they might even put your name on it. And you can dictate these things in a
nonprofit donation, and you can ask that the donation is contingent on those results. You can,
you can pursue specific directions. He has every right to demand results. So a big part of this
if and why Elon is going to win, why he should win, is that you can't just have corporate
structure remorse, Open AI. You can't pull the plug on promises made. Open AI's own
certificates of incorporation talk about creating a company, quote, exclusively for charitable purposes,
with the technology being intended to benefit the public. What's exclusively charitable about
raising venture to build a subscription app with ads? That's not charity. Why are you doing that?
Elon's right. Not only should Elon win this case against Open AI, he will win this case. It's simple.
A bunch of people, a bunch of San Francisco elite tech guys, their fancy cars, promised to build AI.
for humanity. They took $38 million from one of their co-founders based on that promise,
then turned around and built off $500 billion for-profit empire with Microsoft. It's a straightforward
bait and switch story that will play well to 12 regular jurors in Oakland. And so that's the case.
I mean, this is going to be the big challenge, finding 12 regular people in Oakland.
Extremely offline. How illegal is it to try to be on a jury?
Extremely. Stop trying to get on the jury.
Look, I said this, I'm going to vote.
I'm going to vote in favor of whoever has the higher RKGI score.
Okay.
I'm just pro-AI progress.
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't care at all about who wins.
I just want better models.
You just want better AI.
Yeah.
Whoever will build, whoever's scaling faster.
It does feel like it won't be existential, and it feels like it's more of a vibe war
than maybe a true economic war.
You could go back and argue that Elon should get pro-rata equity at what it was effectively
like a pre-seed round that was done as a nonprofit. And that's 38 out of 120 that was raised in the
nonprofit, something like that. So you give him, you give him 25. Is there any precedent for a company
going for a blockbuster IPO while having this like lawsuit that is really going at the like
foundation of the entity itself? Elon actually didn't directly donate to open AI.
It was basically indirectly through a donor advised fund through open AI's fiscal sponsor
YC. And so because it's not direct, the idea of like the specific charitable purpose
doesn't actually like doesn't hold up. And that it actually just defaults to like opening eyes.
Yeah, because you donate to one entity and then that entity would have to make that claim. So
their direct communication doesn't necessarily pull as much weight. And then so there's like there's a bunch
pages about the history of like how you actually define these things. So it seems like it's going to be just
come down to, like, extremely, like, esoteric legal definitions of, like, trust.
The last thing I would say there is part of opening eyes defense is that through their actions,
they've created one of the most well-capitalized foundations in history, right?
And I think that they're going to continue to lean on that.
Novo Nordisk has a foundation themselves focused on biomedical research.
And it's like, it has the estimate is that they have $167 billion.
Okay.
So that's why we're using the term one of the best funded because it's possible that the OpenAI nonprofit might not be the best funded in history.
Although if the stock continues to rip, they will probably become the best funded in history.
There's a whole bunch of leaks and news in the timeline.
There's so many documents that hit the timeline that it brought down all of X and X actually crashed because so many people were logging on.
The other interesting thing is that do we know where Sam Altman sits in terms of equity?
It's been going back and forth.
There isn't a number, but in one of the documents, I lost it.
But it said he had indirect exposure via YC.
Okay, okay.
Into the for-profit as well?
Yes.
Okay, so look through exposure there.
But then in terms of like an actual grant,
is there a number that's been thrown around?
To my knowledge, nothing has been shared publicly
other than the sort of idea of him getting around 7%.
Okay, okay.
But that still feels low for co-founder of a, you know,
No, but that was happening, that's like, a lot of dilution had happened by that point.
I mean, yeah, if anything, these files make a lot of Elon's kind of antics, like, more understandable.
Like, he's been the one saying that they're morally bankrupt.
And here they just straight up say, it would be pretty morally bankrupt to steal the nonprofit from him.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think anyone ever expected their, that language come out that was this specific
about their moment to moment thinking during that point in time.
You look at the run that Sam has gone on.
And you could imagine a situation where they're sitting at the table and saying,
this boardroom ain't big enough for the two of us.
Yep.
Right?
And it really feels that way.
Big egos, yeah.
Alex read through thousands of pages in Musk v. Altman,
so you don't have to.
We'll go through some of the summary here.
Sutskiver voiced his worry over text with Marotti and others.
Sutskiver, my trepidation around open source is.
that we're treating it as a sideshow, e.g. deaf not going far enough to really hurt stability.
So they're not taking it seriously. And if open source takes off, everyone could standardize on that.
For Gov says, bro, scooping harder than a Ben and Jerry's employee.
That's go. This is good. This is good, Alex. He's scooping harder than a Ben and Jerry's employee.
We're going to use that for now on. This is fantastic. So Miramarati said, we're missing the opportunity
standards with this massive growing group of developers. People are hungry to build things and we should
lean in and bring our tech to as many people as possible, long-term maximize our chance of maintaining
lead, reducing competition. Open AI leaders were divided over early investor Reid Hoffman's decision
to start a rival AI lab inflection. Altman, here's how I'd summarize my thoughts on this.
Pros, he supported us in a moment when no one else would, and it was pretty existential. Okay,
So we're learning more about the existentialness of certain donations when they came in during the OpenAI non-profit era.
I think Open AI would have been pretty aft if he hadn't stepped up.
Also, he was instrumental in getting the first Microsoft deal done.
And has generally been quite helpful with Microsoft-related stuff, and he's generally a good board member.
Santanadella was worried about Microsoft's position in AI when he started looking at Open AI.
So Stripe was in 2017, Stripe was valued at $9.2 billion.
A bunch of we lads.
Just true and stripe.
From Satcha Nadella's deposition, the question to Satcha Nadella, the CEO of Microsoft,
did you feel that your progress was moving more slowly than you had liked?
And the answer, Satch Nadella says, I mean, always as a CEO of a company,
I feel my job is to sort of be dissatisfied with the rate of progress at all times.
And so yes would be the answer, which is both in the absolute sense,
which is can we build products that are more capable in any particular domain,
and also, you know, vis-a-vis,
competition. And so Sotia Nadella was obviously motivated to invest and now he has a huge stack of Open AI shares.
On Wednesday, August 24th, 2022, with the Pacific Northwest Summer showing all of its beauty, Bill Gates hosted a dinner at his home in Lake Washington.
Sotcha suggested the gathering, which included Chief Technology, Kevin, Chief Technology Officer Kevin Scott and a handful of top researchers.
Food and drinks would be served, but the main entree was a hush, hush demo by.
Open AI co-founder Sam Altman on a forthcoming release of ChatGPT, powered by GPT4,
an AI built on large language model.
Bill had long encouraged researchers to develop a truly accomplished AI assistant,
but had voiced his skepticism about this particular approach.
That sounds like I'm listening to an audible.
Thank you.
Microsoft beat out Amazon when it initially started working with OpenAI.
Elon Musk was opposed to working with Jeff Bezos and wrote the following in an early
email to Sam Altman. He said, I think Jeff is a bit of a tool and Sautja is not. So I slightly prefer Microsoft, but I hate the marketing department.
Altman responded that Amazon had started, quote, really dicking us around. Yeah, why? Such a crazy lie.
So the upside on Microsoft's initial $1 billion investment in OpenAI was capped at $500 billion. Hopefully they hit that cap from a filing written by Musk's lawyers in November 2018, after dinner with Sam
Altman, Scott told Nadella that OpenAI's new corporate structure offered both, quote, a commercial vehicle for monetizing OpenAI AI AI and investment returns capped at $500 billion.
That's not bad. A 500X bagger is going to move the needle for Microsoft for sure.
Altman claimed the nonprofit would eventually benefit because, though, OpenAI has yet to make a single dollar in returns, if OpenAIE ever does get to $500 billion in returns, the balance over that goes directly to the 501C3.
That's exciting. Microsoft's board initially approved a capital investment of $2 billion,
but ultimately decided to limit its initial investment to $1 billion in the hopes that a smaller investment would press Open AI to commercialize.
Satya.
Hey, we got it. We can't give them too much.
Let's put a little fire under them.
Let's make sure that they're thinking about dollars.
Dollars and cents.
The second update to Microsoft's partnership with OpenAI in 2021 included another $2 billion investment that wasn't reported and came with a lower upside.
This is also filing from Musk's lawyers.
In March of 2021, Microsoft quietly invested
another $2 billion in OpenAI.
Neither OpenAI nor Microsoft publicly announced
the investment, which was subject to a lower 6x return
multiple in place of its 2019 license
to a single OpenAI model.
Microsoft secured rights to commercialize
any open AI model developed during the term
of the agreement, except AGI.
This could have saved OpenAI from Elon,
and it's a diary with lock on it.
I think the diary.
I think the diary framing is like woefully wrong.
That's probably the worst part of this whole thing is because most of the,
most of the thoughts that Greg's putting out are completely reasonable.
Elon says they stole a charity, plain and simple.
They're really on the, on the, for all the jurors,
they're really going to have to, I imagine you get, if it's Oakland, 12 people on the jury,
I'd guess like four of them are driving Teslas.
They're really going to have to go check all the cars,
make sure they don't have the bought this before Elon went crazy,
bumper sticker on it.
They're going to have to throw those candidates.
Well, they should also throw out any jurors that show up in Konigsegs.
Because they're probably in the Konig owner meet up and they're at cars and coffee.
If I were grading this purely as an analyst, not as an open AI model,
the documents are legitimately bad.
I was asking, I was asking Claude about this, and it was very funny because you can't
not read into it, like you're talking to someone at Anthropic, because it's taking,
making shots at both of them being like, oh, well, like, you know, Elon has XAI and that's a for-profit,
so he's a hypocrite. And like, maybe that's just objectively true and the model's just, you know,
accurate, but it's funny just reading it in Claude's voice being like,
Claude sitting there being like, I don't like either of these companies.
Joe said, huge congrats to Goldman Sachs. I've been following them a long time.
The whole team in culture is so impressive. I can't wait to see where there's
going and what they do next.
Yes, yes, yes.
Goldman's really just getting started.
There are some absolute dogs over there.
We talked about it a bunch, but one of the most legendary things, going into the financial
crisis, they know that real estate's going to sell off.
They sell their corporate headquarters and lease it back for 10 years.
They're not exposed to the financial risk of their building.
Breaking with the United States, Canada has agreed to cut its 100% tariff on Chinese
electric cars in return for lower,
lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
China will reduce its total tariffs on canola seeds.
A major...
Okay.
Yeah.
Canola oil.
They're getting seed oils.
They're like, we got to have them.
Okay, okay.
Maybe this is part of a grander strategy.
He's like, yeah, we need to...
This is our version of fentanyl.
So he actually did...
Carney said that Canada's partnership with China sets
us Canada up well for the new world order.
So this is, the CEDLs are the first step.
Yeah, that was a, that was a crazy quote.
In other electric car news, Ford and BYD are in talks for car batteries.
Let's give it up for some talks.
US car makers need for the US car maker needs more batteries for hybrid vehicles
because it's shifting away from the full EVs.
You know, they cancel the Ford Lightning, but they are going to do a lot of
and so they need a lot of batteries and they're calling up BYD to help with it.
The American carmaker would buy batteries from the Chinese auto company for some of Ford's hybrid vehicle models,
according to people familiar with the matter.
The two companies are still discussing how the arrangement would work.
One idea is that Ford would import batteries from BYD to Ford's factories outside of the US.
Some of the people said talks continue and it's possible a deal won't materialize.
The tie-up if completed would pair Ford with the largest Chinese.
Chinese car company that has struck fear in much of the auto industry over its ability to produce
affordable models that carry sophisticated technology. For Ford, it solves a problem. As the company
pulls back from electric vehicles and ramps up its lineup of hybrids, it needs a battery supplier,
and BYD is able to produce high-quality car batteries. We talk to lots of companies about many things
of Ford spokesmen said a BYD spokesman declined.
to comment. That's a good comment. President Trump's trade advisor Peter Navarro criticized the idea on
X. He said, so Ford wants to simultaneously prop up a Chinese competitor's supply chain and make it
more vulnerable to the same supply chain extortion? What could go wrong here? The day has finally
come. Not to see ads in chat, GVT, but they're coming. They're coming. We're talking about in the
coming weeks. Open AI plans to start testing ads in chat GPT free and go tears. It's go time.
They said we're sharing our principles early on how we'll approach ads guided by putting user
trust and transparency first as we work to make AI accessible to everyone. They say what matters
most. Responses in chat GPT will not be influenced by ads. That is important. There's a firewall.
There's a firewall. Editorial is over here. Ad sales is over here. They don't interface.
with each other at all. And so the models that generate the responses will not be aware of
who's advertising on what. This seems extremely easy to do technically. It's extremely good for product
reliability. It's what the consumer wants. You want to know when you go to Google, if you
scroll down far enough, you eventually get past the ads and you see the real results. And you're going
to want that in your LLM, even if there's an ad up at the top or in the middle, as long as it's
clearly labeled, which they say they will be. So, add.
ads will always be separate and clearly labeled.
Your conversations are private from advertisers.
Yeah, so people have been so concerned, specifically Mark Cuban.
We obviously had them on the show to talk about this last year about this idea of like ads showing up in the results.
And part of it, the reason I was never that concerned is like if I just search best backpack for men, which is kind of a joke in itself.
It's going to tell you Ridge.
Well, a man shouldn't wear a backpack in the first place.
So, sorry to any backpack super fans out there.
Tyler.
Well, you're not a man yet.
You're not 21.
Oh, true.
When I search best backpack for men, I can scroll down and find a Reddit result from, it's the second result after Nordstrom.
Sure.
But they also serve me a bunch of ads.
I don't assume that the best backpack for men is the first ad, right?
It's not like when it's clearly labeled and separated, I just assume this is an ad for somebody that sells backpack.
People seem to be really riled up about this.
I'm seeing a bunch of comments on the post.
They're upset.
I don't get it at all.
The whole point is that ads have made it so that wonderful services on the internet
have been free for decades.
They're generally aligned.
Even target people report they like targeted ads.
I agree.
This is funny.
Somebody in here says some poor fifth grade teacher grading the worst World War II paper
ever turned in when it suddenly starts talking about world of tanks and north.
Yeah, for no reason.
Just copy-facing the ads.
Honestly, maybe that's a feature, though, you know, because you get two impressions.
Two impressions.
My understanding is they will use what they know about you to offer better targeted ads to advertisers.
They're just saying they won't explicitly be like, hey, we have, here's this person's email, and here's what they like, and actually sell that specifically.
Flowers, no way, reacting to the screenshot that flowers hint at math before numerals.
pottery made by people of the Halifian culture who inhabited northern Mesopotamia
between 6,200,5,500 BC painted flowers with 4-81632 petals.
Some of them have 64 petals.
They were obsessed with exponential growth.
They were obsessed with compounding, the power of compounding.
It's the Claude logo.
It is the Claude logo.
That's hilarious.
I love it.
That's amazing.
Had dinner with wife at a Mexican restaurant last night.
Looked at the menu.
They were trying to raise prices from $18 to $24 for her favorite entree.
Wife was like, I think we can have Claude make this.
Told waitress trying to gouge us, they done.
One week sprint.
Claude, cloned and replacing.
Costa Nita Pabille and Carnitas.
Restaurant manager freaks out.
How do we solve this?
This is going to happen so much in 2026.
Just telling the restaurant owner that you're going to do it at home.
We cloned your entree with Claude.
We cloned you.
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk.
Claude boys are apparently the new thing.
In my 10th year of teaching, mostly freshmen, ever since the pandemic,
there's always a new thing students bring to school that they learned over the summer from the internet or wherever.
The newest thing here is a flock of self-proclaimed Claude Boys who carry AI on hand at all times and constantly ask it what to do.
They have their entire personality revolver.
around Claude prompting an AI.
When we went around doing an icebreaker,
four of the five kids, some variation of I live by Claude and die by the Claude.
Just about an hour ago, when I assigned the first assignment of the school year,
one of the Claude boys was bold enough to say,
if Claude says I do it, otherwise I don't.
I told him if he asked Claude, he would be getting a call home on the first week of high school.
He asked it anyway, and it's said to do the homework.
California-based unicorns being routed to the glue factory.
The horse metaphor.
mincing words.
We will protect the unicorns.
Unicorns are horses.
We will protect them.
California started with the gold rush
and might end with the golden exit.
It has been underreported how much wealth
has left California because of the asset seizure tax
being proposed.
It's important that we continue to call it the asset seizure tax.
A private poll was conducted amongst affected
individuals a few days ago.
An 80 to 90% surveyed they had already left California in 2025
or will leave in 2026 if,
the ballot measure looks likely to pass. Two to two and a half trillion of assets gone,
representing 20 billion of annual annual revenue for the state government and likely hundreds of
thousands of jobs. Now at risk, less reported is the bigger exodus underway from folks who
are not directly affected but worry as they should that this law will quickly transition from
billionaires to everyone else. The initiative actually gives California legislators the right to take
anyone's post-tax assets any time in the future based on a majority vote.
This isn't about billionaires. It's a new tax system that simply destroys private property rights in America.
All private property is now public property, even after paying your taxes. It's not legally your property anymore.
It's the governments. You're just borrowing it. Not just tech, not just AI, not just billionaires, but the core engine of California's prosperity since 1847 is unraveling.
It's not in crisis. We'll declare enough is enough. Individuals in those states will refuse to pay their federal taxes.
why pay for other people's mistakes.
Some states may try to secede from the union,
and a constitutional and civil crisis will erupt.
I know this sounds crazy,
but I think at some point states will just say,
like people, citizens will be like,
why am I sending 30% of every dollar I make
to bureaucrats in Washington that hate me?
I think this sounds wild,
but I don't think it's as far-fetched one might think.
It's very dark.
It's a, it's, nothing like a little Friday black.
Not, we just, the answer, the answer is, is clearly just AGI pilling all of the California regulators.
AGI will solve the deficit. We will just ask AGI to fix the debt, fix the fiscal crisis,
fix the pension liabilities, fix the budget deficit, don't make mistakes. And, and so much value will be created by AGI.
here. Just the income taxes will pay for that a thousand times over. Don't worry, it's going to be
fine. AGI's here to save it. That's the solution. Got to pitch them. Hope you have a great weekend.
Thank you for being here with us. And goodbye.
