Tea at Four - Bottomless brunches gone wrong, confusions in the bedroom and Ibiza fails; spilling all the 'naughtea' tea

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

In this weeks Quick Cuppa, Christie welcomes Ellie, who’s the founder of an exciting new drinks brand; ‘Naughtea’. They play a juicy game of Don’t Spill The Naughtea with hilarious confessions from across the internet, including girls' bottomless brunch stories with wild endings and giving colleagues accidental and very private access totheir phones that could never be lived down. Naughtea is an alcoholic iced tea, something we have all needed in our lives, and now you can order online at https://naughtea-drinks.com/. Any confessions or embarrassing stories please send to [e-mail] or DM us on Four Nine.

Hi guys, welcome back to Tea at Four. I'm Christy and for today's quick cuppa, I've got a special guest. And this special guest has come with some treats and some goodies for moi. For moi. So I feel extra, extra special today. But honestly guys, I am joined with the beautiful Ellie. Coffee for myself. Why not? Give us some flowers girl. So Ellie, please, like you are an entrepreneur entrepreneur entrepreneur she is the mvp and please just you know tell us more about you why are you on this lovely yellow sofa so i brought some treats for you okay they are alcoholic iced tea treats

wow called naughty naughty naughty so i am the founder of naughty um i came up with it a year ago nearly so yes taking some time yeah but um now it's out in the world it launched in may um and you can drink it now um so yeah basically came up with the idea at a festival oh wow tomorrowland to be precise crazy time yeah um And just doing that classic thing Where you're at a festival You start on one drink You're there early You're like

Kind of like going through the motions Of like how many drinks can I try By the afternoon I'm like I look a bit pregnant I'm the bloke serious It's hot I'm going to crop top I'm like ooh

And yeah just had seen on the bar That they had iced teas And I'm a vodka girly So I like mixing my drinks. So I was like, okay, I'm just going to mix the iced tea with the vodka. I've done it before. Okay. That is absolutely different.

I would never have thought iced tea, vodka. Well, it slapped. No surprise there, it slapped. And then that was just me for the rest of the festival then. That was all I was drinking. Wow. And it was just so smooth and refreshing. And literally couldn't get over that.

I couldn't get over it. I couldn't get over that i couldn't get over it i couldn't get over it so talk to me you're you've left the festival you've gone home and you know the taste is still lingering you're thinking oh what is this what was the next step for you because i feel like it's great to have like oh my god this is a sick you know idea what was that motivation for you to actually go on and actually create more tea yeah well i originally had thought surely i can't be the one to have thought of this amazing idea so i i just started looking into it and i thought like come on there's got to be somebody's got to have done this i've got to be able to buy this from somewhere in a can because genius idea um and i couldn't well i could if i was in the us

so as it happens it's called hard tea over there. And it's huge. Hard tea. Yeah, hard tea. It's huge. US and Canada. And they have it in like big, like stellar sized cans. Wow.

But yeah, when I tried to get it here, I just couldn't get anything. So then my mind started just going. Yeah. Could I do this? Yeah. Is this a silly little idea that I could like have a go at so yeah i just started looking into like okay if i did this what the steps i need to take how do i figure out how to do this yeah um what would i like call it how would i target the consumer like what am i going

for what's the vibe that i want and basically i just started like putting everything into a bit of like a very loose deck for myself which ended up I look back on it sometimes and I'm just like this makes no sense yeah um but you know in my mind at the time and yeah just kind of went from there so it's it took a while but that's just because I didn't have a clue what I was doing I'm actually intrigued to see like the branding and how the the naughty brand looks like well let's show you then shall we can you know bring some naughty on the table so we can get a night this is basically the first oh gosh it's like drumroll no peach peach oh i like how you went with color naughty orange and naughty yellow naughty peach and naughty lemon um which one's your favorite

oh you can't make me pick yeah i have to make to pick between my kids, which I don't have, by the way. I think peach edges it slightly for me. Can I just say, I love the texture. The texture of the can. I really love it. Because you know, a lot of the time, let's say for instance, if this was nicely chilled,

you're coming out of the fridge, you know, the ice is just trickling down. You know sometimes you're holding the can and it just slips out of your fingers? Yeah, this won't slip. This doesn't. This is grip. I like the grip because it's naughty. You've. You know sometimes you're holding like a cannon and it just slips out of your fingers. Yeah, this won't slip. This doesn't. This is grip. I like the grip, because it's naughty. Yeah.

You got grip onto the naughtiness. Oh, no, I like this. It's just bold. I feel like I'm selling it for years. You are, please. OK, so when I get sick, I've got no lemon ginger. I put a bit of Ray and Nephew in it. It's a bit like white rum in it.

And it's meant, guys, let me land. And let me land. Let me land. It's a Caribbean thing. And when I mean, it knocks the cold out of you. My God. It knocks.

I mean, don't put too much in there because you will sleep. Is it Ray and FU like 70%? It's strong. It's like 63, but I mean, a bit of lemon and ginger, a bit of...

Can you taste anything other than i mean you taste the honey and the ray yeah sweet but it does that's the job so i'm excited what's your um what is your go-to alcohol oh choice i'm a maybe i'm an alcoholic i'm a rum girl i'm a dark rum yeah i love a dark rum what about you I'm a vodka girl you're a vodka girl yeah I know that sounds rank and it sounds like

I should be stuck at uni or something but I just because I don't taste it as much yeah it depends on the vodka yeah yeah I'm a vodka

vodka soda lime vodka soda lime I had a very bad experience with vodka before but I used to drink tell me about it please um oh

Glens paint strip yeah right yeah i was yeah glens i remember a time at uni pre-drinks i know but we didn't have a mixer so we decided to mix it i mixed it with you know um ribena the squash yeah the yeah the squash so I put the liquid in poured the cleanse and then a dash of water because I thought obviously the key thing here is the dash of water yeah needed maybe like yeah um so now there's pictures of me like pretending to swim on my friends um yeah so vodka okay not for me well i feel i hopefully this brings it back yeah all right cool so should we have a taste yeah let's open it together hopefully i can

because me and my nails i'm gonna join in even though i've already had some just technical difficulties take your time ASMR it smells nice though here's to naughty cheers I wish it clinked but sadly no let's go

guys this is bad no not bad not bad no wait guys watch you on this this is terrible no no no no no it's bad because it just tastes like juice yeah i can taste the peach iced tea that vodka's not too like strong but it's there it's there but it's not oh ellie ellie what have you done i know it's so easy what have you done no honestly guys naughty is naughty i think what i love about it is it's given i can drink it again and again and

again it doesn't bloat and a lot of drinks bloat and i hate that you're not going to be burping after these no that's good yeah can you imagine in the festival you know after a couple of cans and then it's like okay guys i've got a or singing a song halfway that is not cute but this is wow it's i kind of came with it as a i guess it's an alternative to a hard seltzer because i'm a hard seltzer girly so like if i'm at like a festival or a rave or whatever i would go to that because it's water although it's sparkling so this is kind of like your this is mostly water but it's just still instead of sparkling so yeah easy speaking of it being so easy refreshing and fun we're about to play a game that we play on

the shore called spill the tea but we're not spilling no tea we're spilling the no tea so what do you think i should go should i spill the lemon or should i just spill the peach i feel like you want to savor the peach so you can spill the lemon i'll spill the lemon how you feeling i've watched a few of these now i'm really just not sure the way this is gonna go right let's go okay right i recently broke my phone and i couldn't afford a new one so i decided i'd just fork out and get it fixed on the slide but before handing it in i decided to download all of my photos onto my work laptop just in case anything went wrong anyway i hand it in and go off to work in the morning my boss asked me to lead this big presentation because the usual guy was out sick i didn't want to admit that i had no idea what i

was doing so i just nodded and said sure i connect my laptop and stand up in front of the entire team sweating bullets and stumbling over every word halfway through i accidentally click out of the slideshow and couldn't figure out how to get back as i'm frantically tapping all of the buttons the folder holding all of my usually very private photos pop up in amongst the 30 photos on screen was a bunch of images that i'd taken the week before with the intent of showing my doctor yep roughly eight photos of my variously shaped feces spread across the big screen in front of my boss and our entire department the worst thing was it took me a minute or two to exit the folder it felt like an eternity everyone was staring

at me in disbelief i'm honestly dreading going back to the office swallow me right now let the ground swallow me right now what do you do i can't even can you imagine like no but for me imagine you might just have to own that how how sorry guys i'm bad but else bad pals no but my thing is imagine if like you know them presentations in my head i kept seeing like you know when you stand that right right up front and the screen's right behind you right so sis have you ever done anything like that either of you um not that i would like to confess but um i'm impressed they were in a folder there you go would you name that yeah would you not put it like in the email i wouldn't have it's your work laptop too madam madam yeah i really didn't know what way that was going yeah i got a bit scared i was just like what i've done it before where i was at after work drinks and i was quite

new and i was showing photos of my holiday to a guy that we'll work with yeah and um i was just sliding through showing the photos and then slid onto one where it was a mirror selfie of me completely naked trying to take a photo of my sunburn ass i was just like whoa oh my god i was so new it's probably a month in oh bless always risky going through photos i'm always scared i feel like this is why i don't take photos just ever do it is i feel my camera roll is more filled with my friends than it is with me yeah it takes me a lot of um you know bad experiences just in case i just tumble into and knowing me you know them kind of like weird photos you take randomly to like oh my god guys

look at this i've got something up my just take a quick photo so imagine now going no and you forget you don't tend to delete these things yeah no so yeah right fill up let's go again um okay obviously we all know how messy bottomless brunches can get but there was a body b story that goes down in history between me and my friends it was after two hours of prosecco where in what felt like a matter of minutes we went from joyous drunk to one girl throwing up in a cup at the table one girl trying to run outside to be sick slipping on another girl's sick and sliding headfirst into the sliding headfirst into the double doors and another two who made it to the tube but threw up simultaneously on the platform safe to say we're going to stick to normal brunches from now on

i thought that was my story at a moment. It's happened to me once. I went to a bottomless brunch. Yeah, I went to a bottomless brunch once. It was like a Mexican themed one. Not too far from my house, Dawson, that area. And the drinks, margaritas were going in. Margaritas going in, going in, going in, going in. Got to a point where I was, I'm an alcoholic i can drink but that day i couldn't drink i don't know what's going on so um we're

sitting down and i've had my friend i don't feel too good and they're like what do you mean you don't feel too good i feel like i need to go what do you mean you need to go i was like i need to throw up they're like no chrissy you're fine don't do that so um they didn't believe me so you know what i did i had my scarf sitting on the side of on the side of me and i just went oh yeah i just dropped i pretended to drop something at the floor i was like threw up on my scarf that was right next to me scooped it up with the scarf and i was like sis we need to go what do you mean to go i need to go because and she's like what do you mean to go I need to go because and she's like

what do you mean to go so I had to quickly show her and can you imagine the sick just running through your oh my gosh so as I was out running out of

the store the store the restaurant you know minding my business thinking I've made it I've made it

did I not bump into the waiter then the scarf with the sick dropped on the floor and I just ran out so literally that's

I'm pretty sure that scarf is still there maybe in their lost and found maybe they've thrown it hopefully I really hope they see that bottomless brunch for the week

don't do it bottomless margaritas what are you doing that is messy I mean how many did you have before you started feeling a bit this is the thing i'm a

very competitive person so it's like you can't out drink me that's like okay cool all right maybe maybe rum i can't drink you but margaritas what is my what's the alcohol margaritas tequila right tequila yeah learned my lesson strong yeah strong tequila so you learned the lesson that day yeah threw up on my lovely scarf that i would ever see again i hope it wasn't like a really fond scarf it really was yeah it wasn't even mine it's my mom's sorry mom she never asked where it is yeah i don't know i've not seen it but yes in the bin somewhere okay fill up yeah on that fill up yeah so this is how I learned my work calendar wasn't private I got a

message today from my boss saying Paul I want to do a product intro for our new account this Friday the only good spot for most people in their calendar you have blocked out with a title, Get a Chicken. Is this something you could move to join us? No? I'm going to roll on. I'm going to roll on. Stay full.

I once got into an intense drunken argument with my dad because I was sure the lyrics to the George Michael song were, wake me up before you coco one time at a party i got so drunk and i french exited to bed i woke up in the middle of the night under the bed thought i was buried alive in a coffin and started screaming the house down I was buried alive in a coffin and started screaming the house down. Do you call it French exit or Irish exit? Irish. I don't even know what a French exit or Irish exit is.

It's where you like sneak off without saying goodbye. So it's a French exit. I've never heard of that. Neither. I thought it was just like when you're Houdini. What's that? I know there's a song, Houdini. It is a song, yeah.

So who's Houdini? It's like a magician disappearing act thing. Oh, when you Houdini. Poof, like the, oh, okay. Do you know that? Do you know that? There you go. Wow, okay.

All right, okay. Another one. Mm-hmm. okay all right okay another one um my friends and i was stumbling home from what became an unintentionally very drunken night out we made our way to the train station and on the way to the escalators my legs sweep from underneath me and i rock it to the bottom too drunk to stand i lay there letting the escalator rotate over me again and again like sushi on a conveyor belt in true London style commuters were just stepping over me as though there was nothing to see until my friends finally make it to the bottom and drag me to my feet that's bad vibes

if you saw that you're not picking helping her up surely that would hurt that's what I'm thinking surely she's injured yeah and people just

stepping over her but then again it's that feel if I help her and I drop two we're all now on a belt like sushi so what do we do

bad vibes that's rough yeah this is so london so yeah bad vibes okay i'll try a few more yeah um okay the other night my wife and i were getting ready for bed and being kind of flirty i had to use the restroom so i stayed downstairs while she went up to bed. While I was sitting on the toilet, I got a text, bring a bucket and a mop. Crap, one of my kids must have thrown up.

I finished my toilet business and I went down to the basement to check the cleaning supplies. Found a bucket, but I couldn't find a mop. I found one of those squeezy sponge things, but the sponge was missing. Figuring the vomit was probably congealing by this point, I grab a bucket and a bunch of paper towels and ran upstairs i got to the upstairs bathroom and found

no mess carried the cleaning supplies down to my kids room but found no mess went back into our bedroom and found my wife lying on the bed spread wide open she asked what had taken me so long and i said i couldn't find a mop where's the mess she started rolling around on the bed laughing suddenly i realized bring a bucket bring a bucket and a mop was the the mess she started rolling around on the bed laughing suddenly i realized bring a bucket bring a bucket and a mop was the line from that song wap my wife had just been in the mood and i just spent 15 minutes looking for a mop can you imagine so i'm just laying there like what the hell is this guy? I'm dried up by then. I'm dried up.

No. I was trying to find, but I didn't quite get it. I didn't. Yeah. I didn't know where that was going. Very smart. What smart?

Smart lady, but yeah. Wrong audience. There you go. Can you imagine? I've gone downstairs there's no mess i've gone into my kids room there's no mess and then you're telling me it's i'd be like you just have to laugh at that point you would yeah i would laugh and go to bed because at this

point i the mood is done it's dead wow okay right i'll do a couple more i need a top up the lemon is really oh in the system she's feeling fruity no guys be buying be buying i obviously just don't want to waste mine so yeah she she's so she stands by her brand she stands by you naughty that's a naughty dilemma that's naughty that was yeah that was very naughty thank you okay i got home from a night out rather inebriated and i couldn't get my mind off of wanting a donut but what's inebriated is that what you're gonna ask of all the things that's got me what does it mean

as soon as your hand went up i thought she doesn't know what inebriate mean? Because if I didn't know either one, I'd not know. As soon as your hand went up, I thought, she doesn't know what inebriate means. No, I need to know. You've learned so many words today. I know. Oh. Houdini from Jack's Day has been so educational. Thank you.

What an educational episode. And it's meant to be naughty. Okay, so what does it actually mean? Drunk. Drunk. Why do people just say drunk? I don't know. Oh, I feel quite inebriated. Yeah, I had too much noughties.

What's naughty? Well, it's a new drink. Get it on peach and in lemon. I think you should go on www.naughty-drinks.com. That's my jingle, right? Yeah. There you go. All right, let's go okay

i got home from a night out rather inebriated and i couldn't get my mind off of wanting a donut but nowhere was open where i could get a donut so what i thought was geniusly i frosted a stale hot dog bun that i had in the cupboard okay i'm gonna go another one my wife oh no my wife is currently breastfeeding once when mid when mid-feed the doorbell rang, she goes to it and the delivery driver would not look at her. Kept staring at the doorframe, the sky, the driveway, anywhere but her. She dismissed him as being generally a bit odd until she sat back on the sofa

and realised her boob had been hanging out of her top the whole time. Just worked out that me and my friends between us have spent 130 nights in Ibiza on lads holidays

but not a single one of us has pulled where's your ears no where's your a hundred and how many days 130 come on that's like is that a month that's how many do the math yeah that's 130 come on that's like is that a month somebody do the math

wait 130 wait there's 30 days in a month how many 30s are in 100 four three three three 30 60 90ughty does not remove your brain cells Can you do the maths please For Four months And you haven't pulled Four months Houdini

Wow Ennebriated Wow Well that was Enlightening Yeah enlightening we learned some new words um we need to be aware of our lyrics for any um encounters but um how did you find it educational so educational i mean it's still much i think there was one point that yeah but that was at you yeah yeah inebriated inebriated means drunk and um yeah i do feel like i'm not drunk but i'm in a good a good vibe yeah good mood the sun's shining and i'm super

excited for what right it's back now finally i thought it back just in time you've come on the pod the sun's out naughty season naughty oh naughty season and oh my gosh i just eat it the colors of um well it's peach but you know i guess orange orange yeah i mean i guess you know the branding goes with so much of the set i love it right so I feel like it's just something that's gonna stand out on the shelf I can't wait to that stock up on my fridge and no honestly I'm really excited to see what else you have in plan with Naughty Ellie like thank you what are you looking forward to this summer festy season yeah yeah with Naughty

everywhere well I hope so but no no we're gonna manifest it we're manifesting it everywhere everywhere everywhere all your go-to festivals where please tell me for me and those that are watching and listening where can we buy naughty the easiest place would be on the website so naughty-drinks.com and it's next day delivery it's very quick. So get stocked up people. Okay. Yes. You heard it here first, naughty everywhere in your face. Just get a bleed naughty. Be naughty with naughty.

No, honestly. Let's show Renee. I love it. Like just lightweight, easy, good grip. Even if you're drunk, there's a good grip on it. Ellie's like, probably should drink too much security but honestly i am so happy to have you on and thank you for letting us you know try this thanks for having me thanks for trying it live no i i loved it i was scared after i was

after you said bad i mean bad as a good but it means good that isn't good but honestly it's been amazing and i can't wait to see what naughty has in store for this summer and very honor keep drinking them yes of course cheers