Tea at Four - Dating a mummy’s boy, conspiracy theories online and Love Island personality types

Episode Date: January 22, 2025

This week, we’ve got celeb tea to discuss including the inside goss that one of Bonnie Blue’s clients shared and that wild story of how AI scammed a woman. With Love Island All Stars restarting, Lauren, Christie and Billy discuss why influencers would want to go back on the show, and what type of personality you’d have to be to accept that invite (we reckon it involves Dubai and clubbing). We also look at some of the insensitive and bizarre conspiracy theories that have surfaced since the LA Fires, getting ourselves into an internet hole full of evil AI, celebrity cover ups and P Diddy’s secret tunnel...

Hi guys welcome back to T4, I'm Kristy. I'm Billy. And I'm Lauren and this is the podcast where we talk all things that normally stay in the group chat. On today's episode we discussed a brutal dating story. Some wild conspiracy theories surrounding the LA fires. And why Love Island All Stars is clapped. Period. So we have a new segment this week on T at Four in which we are picking out some top celebrity headlines from the week and filling in the blanks. Are you ready? Let's go. Who wants to go first?

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Chellamette. For fuck's sake, Christine, this isn't even the blanks. His name is French. It's a French name. He's French. His name is French. Try it again. Is there a little... There's no even an accent on it.

Well then, that's our producer this year. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Cimothée? Chellamette? Chellamette. Chellamette. Yeah. Chellamette.

Oh wow. Arrives at London, film premiere on blank. Oh, we all know this one. Three, two, one. A line bike. A line bike. What brilliant promotion. I actually really disagree because great promotion for the line bike,

but for this whole week, up until I had to, until I Googled what film it was for, I thought all these newspapers were being like, oh, completely unknown premiere, just turned up. And I was like, oh, completely unknown premier just turned up. And I was like, oh, okay, poor film. No one's talking about the film. Are you a stand up comedian? No, I genuinely thought that all week. That's really funny.

I've been like, oh, what film is it though? What film? I'm so dumb. So for context, it's promoting his new film, the complete unknown Bob Dylan biopic. Yeah. Who is Bob Dylan? Oh Christy. No, actual question. Bob Dylan biopic. Yeah. Who is Bob Dylan? Oh Christy. No, actual question. Wait, wait, so do you know who Timothy Chalamet is?

Yeah, he was in many other films. You're sure halfway there. I know his face, but who the hell was Bob Dylan? Yeah, you could ask me, I don't know, I've asked. I know the name, I know the name, but not the kind of lore. He's very, like a very famous singer-songwriter from like decades.

Does he sing? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. That's in Forrest Gump. He's like, he's like responsible for so many songs that you then get covered. And then you're like, oh, I know that version. Yeah. You know? So note to self, go and watch Timof V Chalamet's Yeah, a complete unknown. Biopic of Bob Dylan, Dylan Bob.

And Ride A Line Bike. Bob Dylan. No, ride a line bike, ride, ride, wow, yeah, ride a line, yeah. Okay. I'm going to go next. Blank love scam dupes woman out of $800,000. Oh, oh, is it the Brad Pitt?

I imagine it's Brad Pitt. Although very importantly, in front of Brad Pitt, what kind of Brad Pitt was it? Oh AI. Stop it. Yeah, AI Brad Pitt. So it wasn't even real pics of him? No, they'd like photoshopped him into a hospital bed and she only worked it out because she saw shots of him on Instagram

with his girlfriend at her premiere and she was like, you're not in a hospital. Oh my god, we're getting stupid now. The internet is actually free. That is actually scary though. The thing is as well, you can tell these AI generated videos, like the way that they glitch at a certain point and then move back. And the movement, yeah. Surely the signs were there.

Also apparently she was like mega rich. Like surely you said some common sense about not giving Brad Pitt $800,000. What was he saying? I want to read the conversations that they had. Yeah, me too. He's like in hospital. The funniest one is that it's like mid surgery and it's just Brad Pitt on a surgery table with surgeons around.

Oh my god. He's like, shut the fuck up. Why is he on his phone? Why is he on his phone? Why is he on his phone? But he texts in the wake, sleeping. Unless it was brain surgery, which I think you can play with things whilst you're awake. What?

Into your phone or like a ukulele. I think that's fine, but I don't think that's very realistic. No. People are stupid, man. Oh my god, no, that's crazy. But I hear about it all the time. People get him texts from like David Beckham on Instagram. Yeah, right.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Like, who's, it's just, you deserve that. Yeah. If you're gonna give out 800,000 pounds to Brad Pitt, because you're dumb. You get what's coming to you. Good. It's actually stupid tax.

It is. Man's disturbing insight after he blank with blank, others to have sex with blank blank blankity blank. There's a whole lot of blanks. I think one of those names is Bonnie Blue. Let's see the first one. Yeah, sure. Man's disturbing insight after he blank with blank others. So I think she tried to break the world record of over a thousand others but after he what? man's disturbing insight after he had sex with a thousand others what no what's the first one? shagged body blue? after he bid with a thousand others to have sex with bodies? oh he did it

waited oh they're always in a queue that's so so gross. Is that the one? That's the word. I think it, Bob's. It's queues. Queues. So, man's disturbing insight after he queues with a thousand others to have sex with Bonnie Blue. Well, what is it then? What's the insight?

Yeah, what's the, what's the- Do you know Bob's? They're roping us in here, but he's basically just saying how he thought it was gonna be like a one at a time thing, but when he turned up, it was like a free for all. There was like 30 to 40 men in there, just like whenever they got a spot, they'd jump in.

That's how great it is. So horrible. I'm not here to sex shame, but that's disgusting. So basically she was, what's that saying? They ran a train? It's crazy. What? I've never heard that in my life.

I've never heard it used so casually. Basically describes, am I wrong? Yeah, I think you've about right. So basically, as Bobby said, if there was a space, they jump in. So I guess if the doors are open, you jump in. New passenger on board. There you go. That's what she was doing

Yeah, that's just thousand as well Just not in pain I have got a theory though. Bonnie blue is gonna be everyone's favorite influencer by the end of the year. Well, that is my prediction. Wow. Why? I was watching her day in the lives the other day on TikTok and they're actually quite entertaining.

She just does like little vlogs and she's got really good skin and she's got a stylist now. She's got a stylist. Yeah. Which makes me think she's going to try. Sorry. You had like hypnotherapy or something. I was in the queue.

I am like, what's going on? Because like last month you were like, hate her skin, she's so annoying, blah, blah, blah. I didn't say hate her skin, I said how did she get that skin? Was it sperm facial? We know what she's doing, yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not admiring her. I am watching from afar at someone that is accumulating a lot of followers.

And I think if she does want to make that journey from one of the most hated people in the world right now to. I don't think she'll make it an interesting story. I don't think she'll make as much money though. I thought no joy is I feel like they will eat up in the UK. I think it could happen. You might be onto something. Like we're very, you know, we say cancel culture,

but trust and believe something's gonna, like you said, Laura, I do feel like she could grab a whole. Six months off. Trust me. Yeah, I think it'll be interesting to see if she can kind of make the switch because I think influencers only work if they have female audiences.

Yeah, she does bash. Because I don't know, like, unless you're a, like a sideman or like Logan Paul, guys aren't interested in influencers. And at the moment she only has a male audience. But now. Do you know what I mean? No, she has a male audience, yes, but the females are the ones that are talking about her. Yeah, exactly. But like for her to be in that, to make that transition from

OnlyFans content creator to influencer. I think it's possible. I don't say it's not possible, but I think she needs to do some massive kind of, she needs to do something massive to change the perspective she has from females. Yeah, for sure. Bonnie Blue, This Is Your Life, the documentary out soon. Yeah, Molly May is about to do it. Why don't you just get next to that one as a prime? But like, I think that clip of like Lily Phillips crying

about like, I don't know, something about feeling overwhelmed about what she just did. As much as I don't like what they're doing, it does make it seem a lot more human. And I think us as humans, we're all fucking locked in to the next person's like, you know, fucking extraordinary story or scandal. So yeah, you had it.

But like, say that again, like, do you think, so you think it's a good thing or? No, I think just, humans are just waiting to hear the next like, bit of drama. Yeah. And I think we would, we would easily watch like a couple part series on Bonnie Blue. I feel that's like- Be completely open about this thing that she's- I think that's so toxic. would easily watch like a couple part series on Bonnie Blue.

Be completely open about this thing that she's. I think that's so toxic. You have nothing to do with it. Yeah, I'm not sticking out for the human race. But then you should, okay, this might be a bit wild, but Katie Price, she had that kind of male gaze and I look at her now. Yeah, but she made the switch up.

She turned from glamour model to, you know, Peter on drugs. wife. To like a mother, to like you know reality tv show. Bonnie can go through that same. I'm not saying she can't, but I'm interested in knowing what how she's going to do it. Do you know what I mean? Like Katie Price did switch up. Oh she just needs to go and I'm a celebrity then. Exactly, yeah and be likeable. At the moment I don't think Bonnie Blue is likeable.

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You know, if someone's coming across as righteous and, you know. Yeah, I agree, totally. Whereas Katie Press has always been down to earth and everyone's been like, oh, she's actually quite normal. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know, there's something about the internet. We always seem to take people back

Eventually, do you think everyone's taking James Charles back? Yes. Do you yeah? I'm not everyone but like a good majority He just had to bring out a new makeup palette and everyone was Hmm interesting Loads of stuff not to him? What did he do? Oh, loads of stuff. Not to get into that, but he- He got canceled basically. Canceled, yeah. Badly.

Badly. I suppose I do know what you mean, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Never say never. But then that's also an American audience. I feel like British people are a little bit more stubborn. Yeah, bad vibes down here. So what is everyone's recommendations this week?

What have you been watching? Do you know what's crazy? What? I haven't been watching. You've not been watching? I haven't even been watching these tenders. Oh, you've actually not been doing anything. I've actually stopped watching TV.

What are you doing? I don't know. I just can't be bothered with TV. Yeah, we're going to vibes. Tell me what's been guanin. What's been guanin. So Love Island All Stars is back. Again?

Again. And it's a little bit exhausting. These people have kind of like, they've been on reality TV shows. Most of them haven't really had that much success. They've tried to be influencers and they're back again. And it's just like, they're older. They're not really as interested in the show anymore.

Like they're clearly just doing it for like a boost in popularity or to kind of like get their name out there a bit more. Sure, so for context, if anyone doesn't know what Love Island All Stars is, it's basically where the alumni of previous years who haven't been successful in love basically come back. And we found out the other day, didn't we,

that they actually pay like 2000 pound a week in comparison to the usual 300 on the normal series of Love Island. So these people, most of them have come out the previous series of Love Island and transitioned into influencers, had all the commercial deals and stuff like that. Most of the time it's probably dried up

by the time they're considering coming back into the filler again. So wait, is it kind of like a, is it kind of shady? Your mind in your business, you've done Love Island however years ago, your mind in your business, you get a call from the Love Island executives,

hi there, we're calling you for Love Island All-Stars. So are they trying to say that I've lost my Le Flair? Come back. Yeah. That's shady, sorry. It's shady and it's also just like, I think it's quite embarrassing. Like there's a guy that was on it last season.

Sorry, he had his original season. He came back for the first season of Love Island All Stars last year and he's back again. He used to say it was a free fucking holiday. Come on, like yeah, it's a great trip. He's been to, where's the, normal Love Island? Majorca. Mallorca and then South Africa. South Africa twice.

Twice. Yes. Living it up. I'm like, something tells me you ain't gonna find the love of your life. And something tells me you're not getting the brand deals you should be getting. I think you are the problem.

Yeah, I think there is a problem and it's you. Yeah. But actually, sorry to keep talking, but I think the most embarrassing thing is Eken Sue won the show and she's come back. Yeah, that's fucking embarrassing. That was clapped, sorry. It's not even clapped.

It's hilarious because I remember when she was on Big Brother, she was not like even giving the show any bovah. She didn't want to mention it. I'm more than Love Island. I'm more than this. But Sis, you're back. Oh my God. Return of the suit.

Oh, return of the suit. Do you know what, the more I think about it, it must be hard today knowing that you've been plastered in that kind of environment online. Because when she came into the villa and the only person she was connecting with was Curtis, I was like, that makes sense, you are so the same. So annoying.

You have been conditioned in this environment and you want to find love in this weird fucking setup where you're just pulling people for chats and put your eggs in baskets. Of course that's the only way you think you're gonna be able to find love. I thought that was weird at first. And then I realized I actually think

you're both as cringe as each other. Yeah. And I can't stand watching either one of you on screen. Oh. Yeah. Maybe their PR managers were like, all right, cool. So we're thinking you used to together. Yeah, probably.

Because I honestly believe, yeah, maybe just my opinion that because you already know who you're going to see or who you expect to see on All Stars, are you going to be actually genuine the first time around because you've done it before? Whereas, whereas you've done it before? Whereas you've got that experience of, I know how Love Island is, I know how to play the game. So is it actually genuine or just TV? It's just TV now, it's not reality no more.

100%. And I thought this last night when I was watching it, they were like, they're so media trained now. They know like the girls are all being really polite and lovely with each other, which is so fair, but it doesn't make great TV. I'm sorry. We need drama. We like a little bit of arguing or people that are just like this, you know, like the messiness of the original shows is when people didn't understand what Live Island could do for them outside of, you know, outside of the job. Being on TV.

Last night there was a conversation between um Ekin, Sue and Curtis and they were just asking each other what colour, hair colour person you were with before them. And then Curtis was like well I went out with someone with brown hair, I went out with someone with blonde hair and I went out with someone with ginger hair. Ekin Sue. And I was thinking what the fuck am I watching? Literally, literally. That's the moment. I'm licking brain cells as this program goes on. Yeah. And I'm watching, my brain rot is watching more brain rot, but people who have the most amount of brain rot. And it's just a horrible, horrible cycle of brain rot.

And I will tune in tonight. Don't you worry about it. That's such a good point. I never sit in there like, I'm gonna go for shit. I'd rather do that right now than watch this. Thought it'd be quite interesting to look at these all-stars, but see what their actual normal jobs were before the show. Because obviously they've been trying to make it

get the big and famous for a couple years now, but let's just go back in time and revisit what they did when they had jobs like us. So Catherine was a commercial real estate agent. Curtis was obviously a professional dancer. Elmer was a lash technician. Gabby Allen was and still is a personal trainer and professional dancer.

I rate that. Last night when she was just like, oh, I wanna be with someone that's like older and works really hard to Luca, because I work really hard. And then Luca was like, what's to say that I'm not someone that works really hard? And she was like, oh, what do you do?

And he was like, not a lot really. Not a lot, not a lot really. Well, that's my guess. But he used to be a fishmonger, so he can go back to the sea. India was a glamour model, Kaz Crossley was a makeup artist. So Marcel Somerville was obviously in Blazing Squad,

which we all forget, but I think he was trying to make it as a singer. And then Casey was a recruitment consultant. And now they're recruiting him. I don't want, yeah, I don't mean to typecast, but they have just, the only people that ever get put on Love Island are people who are all the same,

but in different shit, like different wolf's clothing. Do you know what I mean? Just like, they all have the same kind of interests. They all do this kind of similar jobs, whether it's in like beauty or glamour. You know, it's very rare. And the only times when people I think become more famous is when their personality is actually more than just that.

Yeah. You know, like Olivia Atwood, Maura, Molly May, you know, they're all people that kind of, I don't know, they still fit into this bubble of Love Island. But do you know what I mean? Like, you know, when you see something, you're like, oh, you're, you fit into that Love Island bubble. Yeah.

But it does it though, cause then you've got like, like obviously Dr. Alex, who's from a medical profession, but then I was looking it up and there's actually been quite a few like Love Island contestants that are from the medical thing. Like what's that about? That's so random, that's so different. Yeah, but like Dr. Alex is the weird,

I'm that farmer guy. Like they don't fit into the Love Island bubble, I'll give you that. But like when you look at something like, there's never any queer people for starters. There's never anyone that kind of like. Even bi, come on. Yeah, there's been like one or two bi scenarios.

But like, it's never more than people who love to work out or do sports, people who love to get dressed up, people who go out with their friends in the weekend. We all do that. But like that's not our personalities. Like go to the same clubs. You guys have to watch Love Island France because they have a ton of different people.

Whereas I feel like the UK, what they do is they put people in there that people are gonna watch and kind of like just do what we're used to for instance. If you look at other shows, the big brothers it's kind of the same as well. So they think there's a stereotype maybe, or like a checklist that you need to be 100% love Island checklist. Yeah, there's definitely a checklist. I think once they loosen that bit and make it more like if they open that up a bit,

I do feel like they'll get more entertainment because I thought that right now, because we know the structure of it, we know what's going to happen. We know the games is very, very, and we know how they're going to act as well. Cause we know gonna happen. We know the games. It's very, very, and we know how they're gonna act as well because we know them already. It's very basic. It's very boring. Yeah. I think the person that goes into Love Island

and the all stars all look like people that like clubbing. Yeah. And do I need to say more? No, that's exactly what I was trying to say in that 10 minutes it took me. They were like, is it bandage dresses where it's like close to your body? Bodycon? Yeah,, is it bandage dresses? Where it's like close to your- Bandage, yeah.

Bodycon? Yeah, bodycon, bandage dresses. Yes, sorry, they fucking are mommy. Bodycon dresses and they wear heels when they go out. Yeah. They are not wearing trainers to brunch like me. No. They're people who go to Dubai.

Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. True. Sorry, that is it. Every quarter. Yeah. Every season. Every quarter. Yeah, that's that is that is it every quarter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. September closing party. They're there. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be for in June. I was just about

to say that my glue. Yeah. I'd be for in June. September. Yeah. I'm wondering how are they affording it? Right? Yeah, TikTok and Instagram. Paid promotions, £800 per post. Thank you. Yeah, literally. So yeah, that's my summary of Love Island all-stars. But we'll continue to watch. Yes. On a separate note, the only other thing that's been kind of consuming my week is

the devastation that's happening in LA at the moment. You know, the horrible fires, all these people losing their homes, and it's just all over TikTok. And what's weird is I've seen so many crazy conspiracy theories. So I thought we could read some out, react to them, share our thoughts, whilst being very sensitive.

Of course, the internet is wild. Yeah, it is crazy. So one of the top conspiracy theories for these devastating LA fires is that it is due to AI. So- I'm gonna need a little bit more for this. AI as in the person on the internet. Do you know what AI is?

How fun. No, because, yeah, chat. The person on the internet. Yeah, I think that is a scientific term actually, yeah. Yeah, I know what AI is? The person on the internet, yeah I think that's a scientific term actually. Yeah I know what AI is, artificial intelligence. But how does a giant artificial start a fire? That is the question I have as well. Yeah I think that's what I was trying to say. We're together on this darling.

So there's a couple of different levels to this. So an artist and activist made a viral Instagram post which has been shared around It says one search on chat GPT uses 10% the amount of energy as a Google search training one AI model produces the same amount of carbon dioxide as 300 round-trip flights between New York and San Francisco and five times the life emissions of a car So every time you're asking chat PT How to send an email, we caused a fucking ember in the LA fires. Oh, no, that's crazy. That is a crazy one. It's really crazy. But it has, it has given me a bit of food for thought this week because it does take up

a lot of energy and our generation are really lazy. Yeah. I don't want to contribute to climate change. You know, we already are babe. We have been committed to climate change. Yeah, you would be a plastic bottle. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you have a new plastic bottle every day. Wait, sorry, let's not point fingers. Back to the LA fires. I feel like there is a little bit of like, I get where he's coming from, like, you know, the overconsumption of like technology that we're not aware is also feeding into this natural climate change issues. But to say that it's a direct impact on the LA fires is a little bit, I think, insensitive. It is insensitive.

There is a bigger sentiment to this though. So you know how when you play Sims and your laptop was overheat on your lap and it would get really hot. It's basically working the same way that all these kind of new AI powered technology establishments are generating so much heat from those kind of internal structures

that that's also contributing to climate change. Because it needs to take a lot of water to kind of cool those systems down and it's emitting a lot of heat. Interesting. I mean, I definitely agree that it's adding to climate change. I just don't agree with LA fires. Yeah, yeah.

But on another thing of stupidity and AI, I fell for some AI the other day. I was scrolling through Instagram and there was this generated image of the Hollywood sign on fire. And it was also posted by Billie Eilish, what I thought, but it was actually, you know, Billie Eilish spelt with two capital I's instead of an L

and like 3 million people had liked it. So I had a fucking double homo, double homicide of falling for an AI image and it being posted by Billy Eilish. You just got Brad Pitted. Wow. You are the new Brad Pitt. 800 pounds of stupid sacks. Okay. Um, horrific. And then like, like if you scroll down even more, you've got these other like

AI videos of like firefighters carrying up two bears under his armpits, and a small rabbit and a baby deer, and everyone's in the comments going, oh god, protect our firefighters. It's not real! So another theory is the government started it so they can cull the human population. I feel like that is said around any natural disaster. Yeah. Surely. What? The human population?

So they can call. To kill? To shorten it, yeah. Oh my God. To cut it down. I mean, I wouldn't wanna believe that, but this is America. This is America.

That is America. And they're capable of anything and everything. So I wouldn't assume that, I wouldn't believe it, but it would make me think like, what else could they have done? I don't want to feed into it, but I did see like this one person post that like, it's so suspicious that all these insurance companies

pulled out just before it happened. There was a like severe lack of water. The mayor of LA was out of town for ages. And it was just like, why is there so many like, conveniences or that that's right, convenience? Yeah. Coincidences. Coincidences.

Coincidences. Yeah. But I just think that is kind of crazy. And then again, Perhaps not the human population, but more specifically the rich and powerful. That was my thinking when I saw that conspiracy theory because a lot of rich people would live in those hills

that have houses filled with lots of incriminating things, I'm sure. Like Justin Baldoni's lawyer got his house burnt down. There might be some secrets about like lively in there. But again, like I don't think there's enough backing to say that people have been that evil for the sake of destroying. Thousands and thousands of homes.

Yeah. Yeah. Like 25 people have died now. Did you know that there are people out there in LA at the moment, because they have so much money, they're able to afford private firefighters to stand outside their homes whilst the fires are enraging in

other places around LA. So they're sitting waiting to protect because they're private hired. That should be like a thing of negligence. Illegal? Yeah. Like how can you operate ethically? Yeah if you're trained to be a firefighter you're for the public. Well in America everything's privatized. Yeah that's a good point. I did think that even when I just said that sentence, like if you're in a hospital, they probably wouldn't treat you if you're not paying. It's crazy, isn't it? Like how, but even in COVID, I feel like the private hospitals started working for the NHS as well because there was such a stress and like there was such a crisis. How can you as a firefighter sit by and not help? Oh, 100%.

Morally, that's fucked, but that's equally the same as you would feel if you're a doctor. But also morally, ethically, as a rich person, you deserve your house to be burned down if you are not sending out as much as you can. That is horrific. Is that actually true? Who's been doing that? I need a list. I saw it on BBC News.

Who was it? It wasn't like a TikToker. They didn't say the names, but they had these like, they had these like fire trucks waiting outside. Do they look different? Yeah, they do look different. They're like slightly smaller, but like still there's like water shortages, et cetera. Did you see? They're probably like topping out with Fiji water, aren't they? Did you see like the Kardashians got slammed this week? Why? Because Chloe basically called the mayor of Los Angeles

a joke, but people were quick to point out that her and her sister had used something like 300,000 gallons of water during the drought and the reservoirs have all dried up. And that's what's, that's what's, that's part of the problem as to why the fires keep growing. Cause there's no water to fight them well then shake the table for the LA fighters. Another conspiracy.

So the last one we have is I've seen a theory that because it's so close to Hollywood's elite it's used as a cover-up for some sort of scandal specifically people have speculated that P Diddy is covering evidence on his recent allegations, including a network of tunnels leading to the Playboy Mansion." What? That is the biggest reach. Did he do it? What, the fires? Did he do it? Did he do it? I do think at this point we have computers. We have those big gorgeous AI structures that are causing them. They probably have a lot of the evidence stored on them. So why are people assuming that they've just got like papers and photos?

That's exactly what I thought. This isn't the 80s. It's not the fucking 90s. But you are. The big choice is I feel like yeah, celebrities they have money. So maybe obviously we know things that the cloud gets leaked into, maybe papers, the safest thing, who knows? Maybe there's like a document or a house or like a- But what kind of evidence do they need? Like I don't understand. Maybe tapes. I don't know. Yeah, I can't put myself. I could tap into that and be like, oh my gosh, yeah, maybe they're right. You know, maybe. It's hard to kind of put yourself in the

mind of PD to be honest. Okay. I wouldn't want no hell no. But in terms of, you know, maybe. It's hard to kind of put yourself in the mind of P Diddy, to be honest. OK, I would have no hell no. But in terms of, I guess, building tunnels, he's the mole man from Dolston. He did have tunnels, didn't he? Oh really? Yeah, he actually did have tunnels. What, P Diddy did? P Diddy did. Where were they going? He had one that linked to Michael Jackson's house.

Hey! Have you not seen that conspiracy theory? Shut up. Shimon. And then... Staying me in the middle, hee hee! No, and like Michael Jackson, apparently like before he died he was like calling out like it's not me it's the man across the street you need to worry about. Are you kidding me?

No! It's like crazy! Wait, I need to back check this. No, this is all big conspiracy theory. It's not me it's the man across the street! Who is it? Michael Jackson crashed one of P. Diddy's wild parties as he went in search of one thing Who is he looking for? To be fair, um, there's no proof in these. This is all conspiracy theories

Michael Jackson was looking for Beyonce And then there's a picture of pigs. I don't know what's happening. Okay, then well Yeah, that was a that would have been a really cool conspiracy if it was real. Apparently P. Diddy killed Michael Jackson. Oh. Oh, gosh. Or had him killed. We'll see the doctor. No, he's doctor entered or something.

I don't know, through the tunnels. Through the tunnel and inside him. Through the tunnels. It says debunked, so I'm thinking no. Oh, man. Ah, see it's all exciting. That was a good one as well. That was actually quite interesting.

So what we have learned by a simple Google search is that there were no tunnels involved in the meeting of P. Diddy and Michael Jackson. Under the earth. All the evidence has been torched. Yep. All the evidence has been torched. This is the part of the podcast where one of us

is going to bring something that's been irking them that week as a kind of group chat therapy. So I'm gonna hash something out and you're gonna help me. We're gonna come and we're gonna click and we're gonna be here for our sister. You're gonna come? Oh. I just wanna hold your finger like Ariana.

Oh, you're holding space. Holding space for you and your feelings in this group therapy. Thank you, safe space, safe space. My issue this week is I can't deal with my boy housemates farting. is I can't deal with my boy housemates farting. I completely get that as a woman, we are oppressed. We are told to be seen and not heard.

We keep it in, we're made to feel like we need to be ladylike in life. But when I tell you I'm at a breaking point, I stayed away with them both on New Year's Eve Not like in like a challenges way like a sleepover and there was just like this part of the morning where I woke up and they Were honestly fucking farting in tandem like one person was fighting one person's fighting one of them woke up Had a drink of a drink burps then went back to sleep and then farted again And I don't know if you've ever experienced being in a room with someone snoring,

you feel like you're gonna cry or have a panic attack. That was me in this room of just like, boy. And I brought it up to them and they're like, you just gotta let it go. I just can't help it, it just slips out. But as a woman, my flarts never slip out. Flarts. My pool flarts never slip out.

Paul Mark Flark cop. So my group chat therapy of the week is how the fuck do I get over this or how do I how do I heal? That's crazy. Is this weird though as well like how do you act around your loved ones farting? I'm not gonna lie I'm a farter. In public? Like I don't actually fart that often in the day. I never fart work. Those boys act like they've got a fucking whoopie cushion in their pants. I fart a lot if I've had a drink and it stinks. Oh my god. It's really bad. It's so bad. I can't help it. Especially Guinness. It upsets my belly. It's the gays. It makes me gappy. Yeah but would you just fart to fart or would you just move out and go somewhere else and fart?

Depends again. If I'm sober, I would try to go to the toilet. But if I've had a drink, it's every man for himself. I guess they're very comfortable with you Lauren. And also the morning after if I'm hungover I will fart in front of anyone. Right, that's your group chat therapy. Free the fart! I understand that as a non-farting person how that must be horrible. It's just not my vibe and I think I could even try to fart in front of them and I can't do it. It's like I've practiced for so many years keeping it in, you

know, pulling on a brave face and dealing with consequences later and I just it really irks me that they're just, I can't help it, you fucking can. I can't. No. Are you serious? Yeah, there's no way, it hurts. Well, what about in work? Do you just sit there loudly and fuck?

I'm out sometimes. What? I'm out fighting next to people. It wouldn't be loud. It wouldn't be loud? If you can't help it, you can't help it. No, I agree. I think, I know that we're here to support you.

And I'm trying really hard to do that. But there is something I don't like, I'm really not fazed by a fart. How do I just sensitize myself to the sound of a fart? You can't because it's so good. I think you're going to have to go through torture therapy. Yeah, maybe I need to listen to a fart soundboard on YouTube and just... I can just like lock you in a room and keep farting every five minutes. How nice. I think it's different if they...

And then every two minutes and then every one. If they smell, I think that's a problem. But mine don't smell because they're girl farts. They don't smell. That's a fair point. Also, when you fart on a plane, it doesn't... Oh, farts! So how should I go about this, Christy, as someone that clearly isn't as uncomfortable

as me, do I need to get a life or do I, do I need to stand up to them once for all? I feel like if you, I would be like, guys, now you guys are pushing it and then make us, so we make a stand and then hopefully that will, they can, not saying that they can't fart, but just tell me. Be mindful. Yeah, be mindful.

Tell me before you're going to fart or let me excuse myself so that you have the room, open the windows, have your fart. Would you mind leaving the room? To be fair, I do feel like I do sympathize with you in the sense that like being one of three people and those two people are farting in a room, that's- That's my offer.

There are three of us in this room. There are three of us. There are three of us. It's just weird. It just makes me so upset. I'll be having my dinner and it's just like someone moves over and farts and like whilst I'm eating. I think you should do something as payback. Get revenge on them.

What should I do? Get fart spray. Every time they want to play that game with you, two could play a dead game. I'm gonna do that. Yeah, I think you should. Yeah, because they also don't spray the spray after they've been to the toilet. I don't think they think their shit stinks.

What is that about? Shit smells like roses. The lack of self-awareness maybe. Yeah, and I've seen your flatmates, maybe hygiene. No, I'm joking. And that's the end of that one. We are bringing back an oldie to 2025 and we are going to play brutal. I know you guys have missed this one.

So, okay. I was dating this guy who seemed great. So different from the riff raff I'd been dating up until now. I'm in my early thirties and so is he. The major green flag for me was that whenever he invited me to his he always cooked these amazing meals. Around the fourth time he cooked for me I insisted on helping him dish up. I walked in and caught an older woman passing him food from next door over the gate in the garden. Turns out he lives next door

to his mum and she's been cooking for us all this time. That's actually quite cute. You think that's cute? If he's passing off as his own, that's an issue. But if it's just like, I was trying to impress you. Mummy cook me dinner. How old are you? You're in the garden. Dirty. Stay in the dirty. Grow her all mate. Get her low fresh. That basically means he'll be like, mom, Stacey's coming over. Oh, what do you guys want today? What does she like? Oh, I could do that favorite, you know, sausage, sausage surprise or something. I think the weirdest thing is that he lives next door to his mum yeah yeah and she's passing food over the gate in the garden that is so fucking suspicious sorry but has anyone seen the psycho? Has she got like a fucking mac on and like a hat? I'm just screaming. God I wouldn't be surprised if yeah that's terrifying

um okay maybe dump him and go out with a chef I feel like that's the best thing to do with that. Or go out with his mum if the food's that good. Knock her out with her mum. She's a good cook or is looking for a good cook. Or maybe give him the benefit of the doubt and just be like, next time I want you to cook for me and be in the kitchen whilst he's cooking. Yeah, that's a good idea. Lay down the law. You tell him who's boss. Maybe it's not his fault. You know how mom mothers, they like to, you know,

stop the grave of their kids and spoil their boys. So maybe it's the mom's fault. How long can that go on for as well? For as long as it can. Cause my mom always says that to my brother. He's like, if you ever move out, I know you're gonna live right next to me. I'm like, rawr, let the boy live.

Oh my God. Rawr, let him live, mom. I always find it really creepy when like people live next door to their parents. Do you? Yeah, creepy. I don't think it's that brutal. I think it's alright. Do you?

Yeah. Yeah, it's not the craziest thing. What, we're ranking it out five? Oh, five out of ten. Give it a two, mine's not that deep. Two. I would, yeah, if I saw that happening I think I would laugh and then tell my friends but I wouldn't actually call off the relationship.

No. I should be like, okay well. Next time, we'll cook in. Weird that you did that. Weird that your mum's your neighbour. Let's move and then we'll cook in. But cool. I hope you guys enjoyed today's episode. We spoke on some interesting cool things and we can't wait to see what you guys think about them but please be sure to tune in next time. And make sure you follow us on Instagram. And if you have any submissions, send them to us, whether that's for Don't Spill the Tea or Brew Tool.

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