Tea at Four - Ep 11: International Women's Day

Episode Date: March 3, 2023

Hi, and welcome to Tea at Four! A podcast series by Four Nine, where Lauren, Billy and Christie talk about all things that should have stayed in the group chat- your icks, picks and hot takes straight from your friendly girls and a gay. This week we're celebrating the start of Women's History Month and International Women's Day. Lauren, Billy and Christie talk about what the day means to them and we play everyone's favourite game 'Don't Spill The Tea'.

Hi, welcome back to Tateful. I'm Lauren. I'm Billy. And I'm Christy, talking all things that should have stayed in the group chat. Let's get into it because guys, next week is International Women's Day. So, question. Do you guys know why wow is that the sound effects for the yeah just the um the theme tune for the girls here comes the girls okay so guys question do we know why international women's day is actually celebrated on the 8th of march and this's my friend from school's birthday and her brother's. Really? Because all the other days were taken.

Smashed it. I actually don't know. You actually don't know. We're going to ask our producer Bobby and he's going to give us a good little fact. Give us the tea, Bobby. What is the tea? What is the tea what's the tea

it began in new york city on march 8th 1857 when female textile workers marched in protest of unfair working conditions and unequal rights for women it was one of the first organized strikes by working women during which they called for a shorter work day and decent wages so in 1910 march 8th became annually observed as international women's day wow interesting yeah how do you sleep at night if you don't even fight for your rights literally are you a fighter um oh what oh my god you're not you're not a suffragette. Yeah, I am. Just because you've got the fancy dress costume doesn't make you a suffragette. I've got a fucking staff. She loves it.

I think I'm a lady from Mary Poppins. She loves it. I am an ally. He's a kachina. Ally. We love it. Ally. We love it.

I think it's very important to be an ally and we really appreciate that you are because you're so supportive, Billy. It's just amazing. What do you think is important in an ally? What do you look for, you know, as one? What can I do to help your experience as a woman? So true.

I think, as it goes now, I think that the term, like, feminist has become, like, it's a very negative connotation. People just use it in a very, I don't know, aggressive manner, especially online um i feel like to be an ally now it's not something you can be complacent with you can't just say you know i support women i'm sitting back i'm a feminist i believe in equality it's outdated we need we need like intent and action yep and what does that action look like so i think for me for instance let's say um

a girl is out um on the street and then you're out with a group of friends and then let's say one person from your group of friends is like not i wouldn't say harassing the girl just like calling calling her out whistling yeah i think an ally would like step and be like you know what that's actually not fair you shouldn't do that so i feel like those little small little actions that kind of like correct people like no don't actually do that you know i mean that is the way that people can be allies and progressive progressive and it actually helps the person as well because i feel like before for instance if you're in a group of friends and something happens and they do something you're more like motivating each other it's more for like pride like yeah look

at me doing this xyz whereas a lot of people don't stand up to people or even like hold up a minute let me just check you one second that that's actually out of order and that gets people kind of to think okay maybe my actions are not problematic there you go because it's all easy to sit back and go do you know what i believe in equal rights i think women should be at the same place as men but things ain't gonna change unless we're all going international women's day it can't just be the women that are arranging all these events doing the marches like we need the boys yeah we don't hate men we don't hate y'all we love you but we yeah come on be with us like you know period what do you think billy um yeah i'm busy

but what marches do you keep talking about you know just like uh metaphorically yeah right okay i don't even march in pride parades no it's things like um yeah so right, correcting microaggressions. If you ever hear it, things like, no, when a man is like, smile more. Oh, I hate that. I hate that for you. Stop that.

I hate it when people feel the need to even just comment on anyone. Do you know what I mean? And women get it way more than anyone else. Do you know, I was 13 when I first got my first catcall whistle. I was walking up the high street. It was like a nautical weird uniform it was not asking for me to invite male attention from like a 50 year old and it's so sad because that time you would have been too scared to even speak up and say anything but then also the older generation are like they drum it into you they're like yeah it's actually valid you're getting some validation from men just like accept it that's problematic but like even yeah like i think there's definitely

a complete change in the outlook of that because there are definitely some um older generations where women also viewed a wolf whistling as compliments i remember like my my sister when she first like it started happening and my mom was like oh look at my day it was kind of like you're not you weren't really taboo but I think yeah as you get older you or like as times have changed sorry you really focus on the kind of like how it makes you feel as an individual and like it's really a little more kind of attacking but I came across this video the other day and it was about um like people viewing whistling as a compliment. Obviously, we're quite forward-thinking,

but there's some people out there whose opinions aren't as modern as ours, shall we say. Slightly outdated. So these are some of the comments made regarding wolf whistling. Brilliant. That was before the feminists took control and demanded that the world change. Well, clearly, you reap what you sow. Oh, my God.

What do you mean, reap what you sow? How does that even make sense? What? Stopped by those who would never, ever receive one. Oh, my God. That is rude. That is actually rude. Wonderful days. Very happy me. That is rude. That is actually rude. Wonderful days.

Very happy days. Long gone sad. Was that a girl or a boy? That was a woman, that one. Right, we need to switch on the voice. Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry.

I do male and female. Thank you. A wolf whistle still is in my books and I believe most of the women I know would take it as such. Sad days now. They loved it. There wasn't much going on at that time.

No, clearly. Did they even have music back then? Whistling was probably their only... Yeah, it was that kind of like... Wonderful days, very happy days, long gone sad. Oh, darling, you need to get a life. Honestly. Fucking hell. That was her validation.

Whisper me, please God, when I'm sat in a chair when I'm 90 years old and I'm not sat writing this on Facebook. Do you know what I mean? All the days.

Oh my God. This one's quite bad. Yeah, that's when the demographic of males was local. Now we haven't got a clue who's in the country. So,

racist? Yes. Oh my God. Wow. Deactivate his account now. Took that as what it was meant to be. A compliment. It's people with sick minds that see it as something else. I still appreciate one anytime. You don't get any. Love it. Is that what it stills with? Oh no. You won't be getting one for a while I don't think darling

No They'll be whistling for your funeral car Oh my god If you didn't get a wolf whistle You were effectively a dog True That's tea actually Oh my god

That is rude You'd think there was something wrong with you If you didn't get a wolf whistle What back then? Yeah back then I Yeah, back then. I would rather go home and play whistling from my kettle or something, bro. Literally, do they have words in them days? Dare you to just say you look nice?

Never set foot outside unless face, hair, dress or skirt. Three-inch stilettos, we're all looking good. If the boys showed up, their appreciation with a whistle? Results. Results, that's how fast that just keeps letting tap. Results. What? Oh, my gosh.

That's so funny. Bless these people's souls. Those were the days we used to go out of our way to walk past the workmen. But just as we were going past, we'd do something stupid, like trip over our heels and the foot would turn insidewards. Lol. Oh my. Is that bending down for the pencil at a straw?

Yeah. Oh my God, Marilyn Monroe. I thought that only happened in films. These girls are tripping over. Gosh. Purposely. Injuring themselves. Do you know, if I have a trip,

I think about that for the next three to four business days. Like, and they're fucking loving it. Oh my God. Cring cringing at myself the feminist brigade who didn't get the ww and other ones complained it was sexist i never had a problem with it actually compliments the world war wolf whistle oh my god yeah i thought well as well i was like the feminist brigade who didn't get the wolf whistle are the ones who complained it was sexist. I never had a problem with it. Actually, a compliment. Oh, my life.

That was by a character. I wish it was about the world of the wolf. Unfortunately, the world has gone mad. It was a compliment when I was young. I used to love getting whistled out. Made my day. I didn't feel threatened during, so I did anyway. Emoji.

I wonder if maybe, though, they did it nicer or something. Maybe. Like. It was a great compliment made you feel good about yourself. It's awful that people are scared of whistling in case someone reports them.

Bring back the good old days when people could enjoy things. I think back then. Oh my life. I think back then was better. So they'd whistle and then they'll compliment you or they'll approach you

in a nice gentle manner yeah gentlemans don't really exist these days no it always comes from like a exactly yeah also like I think so much has changed in like

like in the terms of like back in these days let's say the 50s yeah the population has grown so much since then yeah people don't really interact

with their neighbours anymore nope people don't have that kind of community feeling yeah so you're not you're not just kind of like talking to people are you as much if i walk past someone in the street i'm not saying oh how are you how was your day i feel like that's kind of like so when someone whistles at you it's so out of the blue it's not that kind of like it's not that atmosphere anymore people aren't talking out of the blue to each other so i think you know when you all that if that's the aren't talking out of the blue to each other. So I think, you know, when you,

if that's the only thing someone's got to say to you, it's really kind of like... I agree. That's such a good point. Like, even if a Londoner says hello to me, I'm like... Yeah. Also, irony is that people are like,

where did the world go wrong? Surely it's the generation that you brought into the world, that you raised, that you... Teach your sons. Yeah. Teach your daughters. You are the problem we all went to shit

because of you not me not Hermione you two things if a man wants to compliment me go for beautiful

or something all of them like not a fucking whistle like a dog and three not when I'm 13 the age of your granddaughter do your granddaughter you're so crazy I feel like in the Western world it's changed a lot but back home you'd have people go hello but it over there it's like it's a compliment people people even ask that

doesn't nobody like like call you out tell me they they asked for it so it's a compliment it's like people people even ask like doesn't nobody like like call you out do you know what i mean they they ask for it so it's so so so weird so you take it different when you're back home rather than well i don't like it at all so i'll probably turn around and be like excuse me what's going on like i'd be very very rude because that's i'm not a dog or a cat that you're caught yeah literally they'll be like darling darling I'm just like no I hate that sound as well so back home it's the norm no one complains about it it's like the norm whereas here it's like no

you're actually disrespecting me or like this is not it it's not the time and I don't like this I think what also baffles me is when people especially these kind of like older men take offence when people are saying you know i find it insulting i find it rude you make me feel uncomfortable and instead of acknowledging that they take humbridge by it and they get so offended that you're just telling them that i look i don't

like it please stop it and they're like oh can't take a compliment right come on back in my day yeah I just don't get what you achieve by driving past in a fucking white van and screaming out the window what you expect me to

chase after you I'm running I'm actually running away away not to not to if you're in a car

driving oh my size what what like what the hell I'm I'm going crazy sometimes you're in a position where you actually can't say anything back and i've been a lot of positions before where like i've been in a taxi and i'm like obviously doors locked and a man's asking me if i've got a boyfriend like

oh oh why haven't you got a boyfriend you're moving mad like can i like can i get your number it's like i'm in a fucking moving car. Jump out? You've got to be very careful because you don't know how those people are going to react as well. I saw a video on TikTok, as always. This girl's on a bus and the bus is completely empty and she's sitting on the top floor

and this guy comes and sits next to her and she's like, why are you sitting next to her? She's like, what are you doing? Like, she calls him out on it. And he's just like, oh, I'm just trying to, just trying to, you know, talk to you. I'm just trying to, like, get your number. He's like, I'm here to, like, get to work. I don't want to sit next to anyone.

I don't want to give my number out. Like, he's like, you're being real rude. You're being disrespectful. He's like, no, what you're actually doing is disrespecting my personal space and my comfort levels. You know, you're making me feel really uncomfortable and having no respect for that i think that's something else like safety is a huge thing and that is something that universally men and women all genders need to be aware of the general issue is like it's safety it's a woman issue yeah but it's like a human issue yeah and we're very lucky these things are happening and

like we have so much around but if you're thinking about the less westernized countries like we're jumping off tubes we can get out we can go into a shop and get help imagine women in less helpless scenario more helpless scenarios literally being torn away from them yeah so that's when i say it frustrates me when people like oh why would i be a feminist if it's not something that's like directly affecting me things like the pay gap or you know just like safety women's right if you've never experienced that that's a massive privilege i think the reason we need to have allies and like active i don't know proactive equity like striving for that all the time is because it

needs to be a consistent conversation not one that just happens like once a year i think like you said like even recognizing the privilege you have here in a western world like those countries like is it iran yeah iran at the moment is currently going through severe, I guess, lack of human rights for women. Yeah. And they're like fighting for the rights, for basic human rights. Yeah. And like when people say they're not feminist, I think they're clearly ignorant to the world outside of their own bubble. And they're not registering what's going on around the world.

Because how can you not be a feminist when these things are happening elsewhere? Literally. Yeah. What are some of the best things about being a woman do you find? Or things that you love? because how can you not be a feminist when these things are happening elsewhere literally yeah what is some of like the best things about being a woman do you find or things that you love i love that all the people that i looked up to in my life are my nan my mom these strong like people generation generationally that have just contributed i guess to this like inspiring outlook on being a woman i'd so much rather be a woman than a man yeah comes with all the rubbish stuff yeah but it makes me proud i guess i think me would be my friends or the like the women around me so i feel like a lot of my friends are very like

very driven they're in jobs that they they love and they're doing things that they really want to do i feel like for me it's like okay cool you're within the circles that motivates you to be a better person so i'd say that and then also i guess we're just sick individuals man yeah yeah we're sick we're bad ass we're bad ass you know we can multitask we can do a lot of things yeah i was gonna say but then i've cringed myself back like strong independent are there any women in your life that inspire you um oh my god not even that like i just i have she does obviously yeah it reminds me every day i have like so like all majority of my friends are girls um my mom my sister i'm so close to um yeah i think like i think like as an ally and just a friend of so many women i see every day like the minute struggles or um like you say these kind of

microaggressions and like i recognize them and i'd see my privilege as a man and how it's unfair and how like it's just like you know every day there's little things and it's just like my god you don't realize that these all these things add up and add up like yeah i really respect all the women in my life for being able to kind of like just power through that and still rise above and still be sickening. Slay queen. Slay. Sliving the day. That's nice. Let's get quizzical for the girls. I've got some statements and facts.

You guys are going to tell me if they're real or fake or let's get them debunked. Woo! Here come the girls. Girls. Girls. Girls. Girls.

Who run the world. Girls. Women see 20% more colour than men men what do you mean by that like visually yeah do you see that blue yeah and the blue is blue how do you check how do you check remember that remember that um that stupid stupid picture of that dress that fucking dress and people didn't know whether it was blue or gold Or whatever Other colour people were seeing Did you see that Billy? Yeah I saw that What colour do you think it was?

It was a mind game wasn't it? Yeah It wasn't even real What was it actually? Because I saw I could see both at some time It was black and blue Black and blue

I heard it was gold I thought it was actually So it was black and blue But it looked white and gold Yeah I could Black and blue I saw straight away But the white and gold Took me a while

But apparently there's a new one with football boots. Oh, grow up. That was true. Okay. So I'm seeing... Not without your binoculars, you can't see anything. Fuck off.

Women gained the right to vote in America in A, 1890, B, 1920, or C, 1960? I'm going to say... Ooh. I'm going to say B. I'm going to say C.

Khrusty is... I was going to go with B. In the roaring 20s with great guts, be it that way. Thank you very much. Wow, so they gained the right to vote in the Great Depression. Thank you very much. Wow, so they gained the right to vote in the Great Depression. God, not much.

Probably a lot worth voting for in that time. Women hold just 38.5% of parliamentary seats. I think that's false. I think they hold less. You're right, false. It's 26.4% less.

I had a feeling. Less than a third of members of the parliament are women. Why do you think that is? Because men don't value women opinions. Yeah, I think there's less likely to form local constituencies to vote for female politicians. Also, yeah, like Abbott, what's her name? The Hackney... Diane Abbott.

Diane Abbott always gets ridiculed they rip her to shreds they make up that she was wearing two different shoes on two different feet it wasn't even real she let her have a mojito can on the train do you know what I mean exactly

yeah absolute abomination okay International Women's Day is a public holiday in some countries true or false oh I have heard this I think some people do get it off

don't they do they I'm sure if this is true hello the uk hello prince prince is king sorry king charles listen here hear what i'm saying with your such fingers yeah it's time give us the holiday i wouldn't start the request with that one have you seen no one singing at his coronation yeah he asked out and john aka prince stein a friend Yeah We did think that Read the room So yeah please

No Harry Styles No Spice Girls No Adele No Robbie Williams Adele Adele Adele Adele

But yeah I think Is it actually true or false? That is actually true So it's in Angola Armenia Azerbaijan Going all the way through to North Korea and Russia

So it's in Angola That's right Yeah I heard it in Russia and we were like, what the actual... Surprises me. Because I swear they're... Okay. Yeah, let's just move on before they hack us.

The nearer a mother lives to the equator, the more likely she is to give birth to a baby girl as opposed to a baby boy. How do they know that? I need to get in the equator. I never want a boy. Well, to be honest, my mum is one of nine and there's five girls. And my dad, he's one of ten and there's six girls.

So maybe. Are they near the equator? Yeah. Wow. Maybe. Where is the equator? One or two off. If they're one of ten girls, I girls i'll be like okay you've got me

that's interesting i know i have to have my babies then i know where i gotta go i'm literally gonna ensure that i have baby girls by probably i don't want all girls sex on the equator i'm not having men okay moving on in which country is IVF treatment free for single women lesbian couples and trans people the UK no way definitely not

no New Zealand is there like an option of different yeah for AB2 no okay I think it's going to be

maybe somewhere in Scandinavia Norway it's actually Spain Spain what really Barcelona Barcelona really Barcelona it's really illegal Norway It's actually Spain Spain What? Really? Barcelona

Barcelona Really? Barcelona Oh wow That's so cool That's really cool Shorter women Have longer pregnancies

Shorter women Have longer pregnancies I hope not Because I'm short Oh my god You're going to be pregnant For ten months Do you know what I mean?

Banda Two years Banda With twins. Bunda. You're going to be out to here. Oh my God, yeah. Bunda.

Bee lady. They're going to be two years old inside your belly. Bunda. My poor vagina. Especially if you're near the equator as well. Oh, my poor vagina. True or false? I think that's false, man.

False. Oh, I'm really good at this, aren't I? Height influences uterine and pelvis size I must be fucking huge down there then Next The person with the highest IQ in history Was a woman Um

Sure Was it Einstein Was it It's true I read this the first time when i thought it said marilyn monroe but it says marilyn vos savant is an american magazine columnist who has the highest recorded iq in the guinness book of work at record what wow guinness book of records her iq score is 222 and the average is around 100 to 120. Shut up. Einstein and Stephen Hawking

both are estimated to have IQ scores of around 160 to 180. Fun fact as well, did you know that they stole Einstein's brain after he died? They stole it? Yeah. For what?

To like test on it and stuff. Surely it's not going to function because he's dead. Babes, it's something called research. Spain allows three days of menstrual leave i agree see those they're very nice people yeah let's go for true it is true i guess the facts behind this one is that you actually have to get a doctor's note to like but like do you know how hard it is to get a fucking doctor to call back these days well maybe their doctors

are better in spain they probably will be, yeah. Maybe Spain's the land of the free. Only a couple of, yeah, let's go there. Let's get pregnant in Spain. Do you fall? Okay, but the thing is, there's only a couple of countries that actually have menstrual leave,

and they are Japan, Taiwan, Indonesia, South Korea, and Zambia, and now Spain. Wow. Do you think it'll ever comes to the UK? No So I don't think there's been enough education from like a young age for people to be accepting of that excuse Like if I was to say to a male employer I'm absolutely in agony

Like I feel like there's a pain shooting up my bum hole because I'm on my period Are they going to get it? No they're not Do you know that, about that pain? Yeah, I did one of those testings of it. Did you? What?

What test? Like, no, they put the pain simulator in me. Yeah, but the bum hole one. No, I didn't know about that. It's like a sharp pain. And it is so uncomfortable. I used to think a tampon had got lost from the front to the back. Okay, on to the next one.

Which was the first country to make period products free oh i remember this i remember reading this um oh my god it's not spain again is it amsterdam the country yeah they're smoking them yeah a lot closer than you think peeps scotland france yeah yes scotland scotland yeah how cool was that oh yes yes scotland yeah well the uk needs to step its game up then isn't it it's actually shocking we're all going to move to Spain. Honestly, because I'm not going to lie, right? When it comes to, like, dementia, women go through shit.

Yeah. Tons of pain. And I feel like a lot of, not everyone, but a lot of, like they say, when I used to work in retail, my boss would be like, oh, you're fine, just, you know, take a paracetamol, just sit on the side.

They said that, man? Yeah, man. And I was was like if only you knew the agony i'm going through like i know friends that some some have to get hospitalized some can't like move some can't walk and some like the first day is usually the worst days do you know i mean yeah like in school i remember doing like um cooking like food tech yeah and i must have like had really bad period pains yeah killed over on the benches like this yeah stars and it's like but no one really taught me to have a conversation around it so how

do you approach that to teachers in a way that like i know that they're going to respond to it in a good way how's my employer going to respond to it in a good way and also not begrudge you if you do have that time off yeah like how i just don't we're definitely not there yet no even things like for sex education like splitting up the boys and the girls thank you things but why yeah men should actually like be taught about things like menstruating and female pleasure yeah and then maybe we'd have like a more humanistic view about gender rather than just you know

it's so like it's true yeah separate I think sorry sorry sorry do you guys any of you guys want kids you want twins

yeah I want my twins man I want my twins yeah I'd love to have loads of kids but financially I can't afford a lot of kids

so I won't be popping that much babies but just give me my twins I'll be fine I can't afford my lifestyle of kids so i won't be popping that much babies but just giving my twins i'll be fine i can't afford my lifestyle as it is with like someone whose life depends on mine sometimes i look around my room in london and i think really wouldn't be much space for a baby with all my clothes and things like london rental prices i'm gonna have to move out and then what then i'm not happy yeah and what do you think about marriage is that something that you see in your future not really fussed by it i want

the big party i want to throw a big wedding party but obviously they're gonna have to be on loads of money because my salary doesn't cut it yeah i want a wedding do you what's it gonna look like i love the idea of weddings basically with b i've got to do a traditional where it's like yeah yeah oh my god lauren said you look perfect oh my god i can't wait like a piano rendition of the nc is sending stevie to you i'm gonna come in crying yeah yeah so i'm gonna have a traditional where it's like both cultures coming together and then the big white wedding so it's like two parties in one i love that yeah but again the costs of wedding these days are expensive like i think a lot of my friends are kind of like oh i don't know if like we'll have a big wedding i don't know if i'm you know that bothered and two of my best friends just got engaged and they

realized actually a wedding is like is for obviously the people get married but it means so much to so many people like that brings like all the families together the cultures or like you know just expressing your love for each other and like yeah but you think like nowadays weddings more like uh what's the thing called it consumer is it consumer yeah commercialized that's the word sorry just because back in the day you could have something small i think one of my neighbors actually got married in her garden and it was so beautiful like very small but i do feel like it's like it's either go big or go home nowadays what do you think about um the man uh the woman taking the man's second name oh yeah what thoughts my friend um alex once said but she was like i will never take a man's name because i am a man no she was like i am i

don't really know what to say her full name on the thing yeah she was like i am alex and it was just like such a big i don't know that's probably i love that no no no so i in my personal opinion it's kind of sad that like why can't i carry my i don't know i don't love my second name but the idea that like my name would stop there yeah it's also of sad that like why can't i carry my i don't i don't love my second name but the idea that like my name would stop there yeah it's also your dad's name isn't it yeah are we gonna slate my dad for five minutes well like but then like are you would you not rather take your mum's name or yeah it's true yeah but then even your mum's name has come from her dad so it's always come from men yeah it's almost like oh my gosh right? Yeah, it's almost like- Oh my gosh, yeah.

That's what I was gonna say. I was gonna say like, maybe like women should take like the maternal line and then boys should take the- I mean, I carry you for nine months, you come out, you're gonna get your dad's name. Yeah. Boring. And you're gonna look like your dad as well. Oh.

Hello, hi, what was my part? I just do it all by myself. Do you know what I mean? I'll do both the egg and the sperm, final way and it will be mine, all my name that's weird alright so guys this is the part of the show where we play your favourite game, the game that you guys love

called spill the tea and we're going to try not to spill too much so are you guys ready? born ready we all ready? cool first one you guys ready? Born ready. All right then. Yeah. We all ready? Cool. First one. My wife has a fetish for the puppets Sooty and Sweep. She has me wear them on my hands as I'm going down on her. I always put on a little show on her belly to make her laugh and though it annoys me how hard it is to do Sweep's voice with a mouthful of minge. Oh my god, that nearly got me really bad.

Alright, get yourself in. I didn't know what minge was. What? Horrible word. Oh, clunge. My wife has developed a Mr Tumble kink Watching that stupid swat on the TV is bad enough but now at least once a week I have to dress up as him

and give her tumble time making me want to leave her to be honest Mr Tumble That's so stupid She's listening I called my boyfriend's balls His squishy sunax He won't talk to me anymore

I'm so sorry I actually don't know why I went for both of you then I masturbated to Sims Wahooing. I was in like fifth grade and it was my only source of material. I tried not to think about it being a game. Forgive me, EA. Once this woman came into my husband's tattoo parlour to get her clit pierced because she heard that it would help enhance sensitivity and pleasure.

She asked me if it was really effective i told her that most women say it does my husband called her in to get it pierced once you pierce it it's normal procedure to move it to make sure it's all good a few moments later the woman left really embarrassed my husband came out laughing saying he needed a new visor the woman had embarrassingly squirted in his face luckily he has protection okay not a fan of the old squirting are we so there's one story that always makes me cringe back at secondary school we once had a p lesson in the middle of the day we were doing team track everyone was attached to a piece of rope they wrapped around their waists and I was next to someone whose

hygiene levels weren't the best anyway we get to running the girl next to me wasn't the fastest and kept the pace quite slow however our teacher wouldn't let us stop until the appropriate amount of laps were done when suddenly the school bell goes off the girl behind me trips falling in front of everyone and as the group continues to run, the poor girl is dragged along and her shorts and knickers are pulled down, revealing her unshaved beaver. To all the boys in the year above, we didn't realise it was too late

until the poor girl was stood with no shorts on and muff fully out. That's so medieval. Not the fucking detail of her being stinky. That wasn't very relevant I don't think. Well I think that's a wrap for today peeps. Hope you enjoyed this episode.

Make sure you watch along next week for some more Don't Spill The Tea and some more chit-chat. Yes, sir. Bye. Bye. Bye.