Tea at Four - Ep 12: Buying A Cursed Doll From Ebay
Episode Date: March 10, 2023Hi, and welcome to Tea at Four! A podcast series by Four Nine, where Lauren, Billy and Christie talk about all things that should have stayed in the group chat- your icks, picks and hot takes straight... from your friendly girls and a gay. With Billy unfortunately leaving the podcast, we thought there was no better way to celebrate than buying him a cursed doll from Ebay. In today's episode we talk about the supernatural and meet our new podcast host Jacqueline, who isn't all she seems.
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We have bought a cursed doll from you guys that opened.
Spirits, if you're here, let yourself be known.
Stop it! Stop it! Was it you? Was it you?
I'm actually crying.
I don't care, I'll see you later.
Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Tea at Four.
I'm Lauren.
If Billy's in the room, make himself known.
And I'm Christy.
And that's Christy.
Talking all things shoulda stays in the group chat.
We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of billy garvey turner follow him on all
socials he is unfortunately leaving us for another company i'm sorry
and we thought this was a silly little funny day to say goodbye to him
was this what you'd wear to my funeral? No.
This is Amazon best. I'll be getting head to toe Gucci.
Thank you.
Thank you for my flowers.
But I'll be here in spirit.
Speaking of spirits,
this week's episode is all about
Ghostbusters.
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters.
So guys, do we believe in ghosts? I don't I think I believe in spirits I 100% feel like I'm surrounded by angels
all the time and yeah I think I am I am scared of ghosts to be honest. Yeah, yeah. I used to make my nan come and sit on the toilet
whilst I'd have a poo at night.
As soon as the lights go dark, 8 o'clock,
we'd watch Casualty and then I'd instantly need a poo.
Don't know, it's scary.
And then I'd make her sit on the fucking bath with me
whilst I shat.
Just because I was so scared of the spirits
that might have been around at that time.
This was like four years ago as well, wasn't it?
My nan's been dead for four years.
I don't know.
My grandad used to believe in ghosts.
He used to really believe in psychic abilities.
Really?
He used to have so many books on the supernatural and things like that.
My mum also says that she saw her mum after she passed away oh wow um yeah like she came to
her like when she was like mourning and stuff and she says that she like definitely definitely
reached out to her and i like i don't know if i believe in it but i do like i was really close
to my nan and when my nan passed i like it was a couple of years and I had this dream where like because I was I'm like went for
a really rough grieving um period for a couple of years when I lost her like I was just so depressed
um and then she came to me like a dream and it was probably just a dream but then I realized
that it was also the night of her birthday that I drunk that and I'd like didn't even
it didn't click I never remember people's like, I never remembered her birthday.
And it was only until I told my mum and my mum was like,
do you know it's her birthday today?
Love that.
Yeah, so that's my kind of like,
and that helped me like get out of my grieving,
even though it's all in my head.
I think that's helped me out of my grieving phase.
100%.
Era.
Era, my era.
Grieving era.
I don't believe in them.
Oh my God.
So you just absolutely slated down Billy's name. No, I don't slate in them Oh my god So you just absolutely Slated down Billy's name
No I don't slate down your memory
But I just
I would like to
Not to believe that they exist
Just for my own sanity
Why though
When's one ever hurt
A physical human
Huh
You've not seen Cheryl Cole
On Ghost Hunters
Yeah but she was alright
In the end
Yeah she was alright
It's just the thought of
A cloud
Or some sort of figurine that's not human
that's what everybody farts every day not human just like i mean if they don't mean no harm like
casper then yeah that's cartoon if they don't mean no harm then yes but if they do mean harm
then hey my mom always says that one of her friend's mums, really kind of like extended person here,
but is really psychic and unintentionally psychic.
Apparently there's just so many occasions,
like when they've gone to see mediums,
they always get pulled out and they're always spot on.
And they never give away any information or anything like that.
But they just really connect or really in tune with this kind of like psychic vibe.
Yeah.
So I think I'm more jealous because I would like to be like psychic. You love Supernatural.
I love the Supernatural.
I love witches.
I love Charmed and Buffy.
I'm actually re-watching Charmed at the moment.
It's great.
Yeah.
Anything on Netflix, like category witches.
Witch goals.
He's like, ah, ah, play, play, play.
But my auntie's had a wizard uh wizard yeah she watched harry potter
um um no so she she had a um ghost experience and i feel like she maybe had to move out the
house because of it because she used to see a tudor sat at the end of her bed
a what what a tudor what's that it's something called an era in the uk conversation no like um
you know like henry the eighth what they used to wear no like he was he was like he was a tudor
man a tudor man like someone from the tudor period at the end of the bed and then victorian
or okay and then in the house he'd have he'd have a daughter that would go into my cousin's room and
be like okay fuck that shit well he's
dressed in the Tudor clothing what do you mean
maybe they was actually Henry the eighth yeah that's when it gets a bit too much
for me so you say my auntie's lying well for someone who doesn't believe in ghosts
I think it's just
your imagination
you're acting real cool
if someone's talking about ghosts
you're trying to hide something
you're trying to tell us something
you've got Casper in your pocket
I've never actually touched Christy
oh my god
I'm human
I'm human I'm human no but I feel like just with things like that why am I waking up. I'm human. I'm human, I'm human.
No, but I feel like,
just things like that,
why am I waking up
and I'm seeing,
because you feel it,
they're there.
So you do believe in it,
you just don't want them to be real?
No, I mean, I believe in it.
You don't believe in it?
I believe in that.
You're not manifesting it?
No, I believe in that.
So if you went into a house
that looked haunted,
would you get scared?
I wouldn't go in there.
Because you think they're real?
No, I didn't.
No? So you think they're real? No. I didn't. No?
So you think they're real
and you think you're scared of them.
You're literally contradicting yourself.
Boring.
You're just trying to make the ghost
think not to attack you because...
Yeah, reverse psychology.
Yeah.
You believe in ghosts so much
that you're just trying to
out-mind game them.
Wow.
There's a cheetah in your room.
There's a cheetah in your room.
I said I'm going to go home.
I'm going to pour sage and incense and I'm gonna go home I'm gonna pour
sage
it's sage and incense
I'm gonna pray over my room
holy water everywhere
garlic on the walls
isn't it weird
how we don't get scared
of ghosts in the day
because they don't
come out during the day
do they
how do you know
what they didn't live
in the day
when they were alive
I don't know
I think if you were
in a scary house
during the day
no
okay what about what about like when it's grey and foggy that's the daytime isn't it I think if you were in a scary house during the day... No. No, okay.
What about when it's grey and foggy?
That's the daytime, isn't it?
No.
Do you not get scared if you're in a big field on your own?
Fearless.
No, you're not.
No, I think it's...
Lies.
Lies are Maneli.
Big creepy fog crawls in.
Tingle up your arm.
Yeah, but where am I?
Central London?
No, you might be
in the marshes
I'm never in the marshes
you don't leave the flat
to be fair
she's got a ghost
she's making friends
with the ghost
having tea
with the ghost
yeah
you know when you go
to the bathroom at night
and then you go back
to your bed
and then you feel like
there's somebody there
so you run up the stairs
if that's a ghost experience
maybe that's I think that's one I don't think ghosts would mess with me because
i know i would beat it in a fight what i just know that i just know too many spells in my head
from watching charmed i would be able to vanquish a ghost that's true what'd you do like throw salt
on it or something exactly um well actually i'm not actually gonna go into exactly that
i did just watch an episode where they vanquish two harmful malevolent spirits.
God, vanquish? We don't really use that word very much, do we? Bring it back.
I wouldn't say I've had a ghost experience, but I'd have an angel kiss me on the cheek the other night.
Get out of here. That wasn't an angel.
It was my nan. Yes.
Okay, so basically I was sat watching the banshees of in a sheeran and the
credits had rolled and it was time for bed i was sat there in my living room dead dead of night
dead of night no windows open and i feel wind wind on my neck and my cheek on my back and my crack
in my sack something tells me you farted coming from your room from your room. No, no, no, no.
There's a draft in here.
No.
So I was literally sat
and I felt the wind on my cheek
and then I sat in bed again
and then I felt the wind on my neck.
The wind on my cheek.
And I googled it.
Oh, I TikTok'd it.
Let's be real.
And then they were like,
there's an angel kissing you.
Right now,
there's an angel pulling down your veil.
Oh my God.
Well, if you could be visited by one ghost,
who would it be?
It can't be family related.
Michael Jackson.
I need smarts.
I'd maybe see if Elvis Presley was killed.
Something I've heard.
Oh no.
Jesus.
Oh, that's a good one.
But he's already alive
what
he's already alive
what
oh
sorry
he can't really say that
he can't really say that
did you know
that you can buy
cursed dolls
on ebay
no
didn't want to know
didn't want to know that
I don't think this is relevant
actually
well
don't you think
that's going to be
too important
we're about to talk about
I've actually got
I've actually got you guys
a present
oh fuck up Billy's leaving present yay for Billy Don't you think that's going to be too important we're about to talk about? I've actually got you guys a present.
Oh, fuck up.
Billy's leaving present.
Yay for Billy.
I do not invoke this.
I do not invoke this.
I do not claim this energy.
This is not for me.
I will not have this.
So we have a... I'm dead already.
We have bought a cursed doll from Ethan
for you guys to open and unbox on the podcast.
Wait, hold on.
What did you do this?
Can, can, can,
nah.
Can you handle her?
I'm not touching this.
I refuse.
This is actually true
because I don't want that juju
on my hand.
I don't, I don't want the,
guys, I put so much stuff
on her.
It smells like musk.
It smells like musk.
I've got a date today
and I don't want it
to curse my date.
Bobby, we weren't joking.
You're not touching it?
No.
Sit proper up on the table. Proper up
facing the camera, not facing me.
No, I don't want to see eyes. We've got Georgia
unboxing the doll because we're all too scared.
So apparently there should be some information
in there about the doll.
Right. Jackie's
history.
Jackie's the spirits of a 50
year old woman from Portsmouth. She told us during... She's not 50, she's 8. Yeah,. Jackie's the spirit of a 50-year-old woman from Portsmouth.
That's weird.
She told us during...
She's not 50, she's eight.
Yeah, but she's the spirit of a 50-year-old who's inside of her.
How?
That's what's haunted.
How?
Well, I'm going to tell you if you stop interrupting the history lesson.
She told us during a seance that she had two sons who both turned out to be junky, useless idiots.
Wow.
Okay.
Tea? who both turned out to be junky, useless idiots. Wow. Okay. She blames her father because he was a weak, empathetic man
who could never satisfy her,
and she regrets ever marrying him.
Happy International Women's Month.
She says her life was pointless
because everyone around her was weak and pathetic.
Oh, wow.
Jackie wishes she never had children or got married
and done more with her life. Jackie wishes she never had children or got married and done more with her life.
She wishes she never took...
She wishes she never looked after them creatures.
Jackie has been...
The person who wrote this
needs to go back to English.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Jackie has...
His doll wrote it.
I think she might have.
Jackie has been known to make banging noises
and interfere with electronics,
as well as cold temperature functions
being recorded on several occasions chucky is best kept away from other vessels
what do you mean what do you mean you stupid boy oh it's a fucking skull kind of kind of
what's it called tp was it called bun's it called? Bunting. Oh my.
I'm out of here.
I'll see you later.
Who's it though?
Bye.
No.
No.
Who's it though?
No and no.
No.
I'm sweating.
No and no.
I'm actually crying.
He's actually scared though.
He actually is.
No, guys. I'm actually crying. He's actually scared though, he actually is. No guys, I'm actually crying, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Guys, I'm actually crying.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
What the hell?
She's crying.
What the fuck?
Oh, oh, oh, what the hell? It's good. I'm screaming
I'm screaming
Oh my god you're really crying
Okay well that was incredible
That was unblank Are we all okay? Oh my god, you're really crying. Okay, well that was incredible.
That was unblank.
Are we all okay?
I've literally gone and just washed my hands.
I can't deal with that.
She's getting angry.
Oh my god.
Right, okay, so.
Did she kill anyone? We're going to see now if we have any spirits in this room.
Are you excited?
No.
I thought none of you guys said you believed in ghosts before.
I fucking did!
No, what's too supernatural shit?
It's always people who don't believe that get killed first.
I've never seen Scooby-Doo.
Yes.
My mum used to download this ghost radar app
to see just, you know, who's about
every so often they're like
or it would be like
when someone's in the room
but then also it was that they're not the premium version
so then we'd also get ads every five minutes
so...
What, By Spotify?
Yeah.
So let's download it today
and see if Jackie's bought some friends.
Oh, gosh.
Hopefully it's Princess Diana,
Elizabeth,
and also my nan.
All right.
And Billy's nan.
Cool.
Do you want anyone?
You got a request?
My nan's in.
My nan's dead.
All right.
We'll get the nans in.
All right, then.
We'll get them in.
Spirits,
if you're here,
let yourself be known.
Oh, my God.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Was it you?
Was it you?
Christy, was it you?
No, my neck.
I've got whiplash.
Ow.
Who did that? Who did that?
Who did that?
Christy, it was you.
It wasn't me.
He was touching the table.
It wasn't me.
I didn't move.
Are you joking me?
Are you joking me?
Fuck.
Oh, la, la.
It's probably under there.
Go on, it's a bat.
What the flip is going on?
What is that? Those are the ghosts is going on? What is that?
Those are the ghosts.
What ghosts?
What's it saying then?
Let's hear it.
It's just doing things.
No, that must be it talking to us.
Yes, it is.
Save me.
Save me.
What are you hearing?
That's probably a fake app.
Guys, who did that?
I had my hands like this.
You swear?
I promise you, I didn't even...
Oh, it must have just been that then.
Yeah, but it makes for good content though, so...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh my God, a bad vessel just burst in my face.
What is that?
I'm ready to leave the room.
I'm ready to leave the room.
Spirit, spirit, make yourself known.
What message do you have for us today?
Jesus.
Fuck you.
We need to ask it a question Well what you normally do
Is everyone has to put your fingers on the table
No I'm not doing that because Jackie's on the table
Jackie's fucking mounting the table right now
Okay well let's all hold hands
You need to create a community
I've not touched it
You hold the laminate
I've washed my hands straight afterwards
Spirits
Make yourself known to us
Do you mean us harm?
RIP me
RIP me
Another question It's already answered that okay how tall are you
how tall are you Don't speak English? I don't know. I'm not... You're awesome.
When I leave,
will you stay here with the girls?
Oh, no.
You've had them.
What?
Slow less.
I think it takes a while to travel through the ghost
They should be on EU
What a horrible
Horrible last ever episode for me
You've cursed me with a fucking dart
Are you taking your prison home?
Jackie from Potsmouth is her name
Jackie from Potsmouth is her name
Was it you again? I just went like that You know what? is her name Jackie is an oh no
was it you again
I just went like that
you know what
bundy
I'm done
haunting
in her game
I don't claim
energy
oh
yes
fuck off
fuck off
okay so this will be my last
Ever reviewing of
The Brutal Meter
No more weird confessions from the internet
To be read
For me anyway
So let's see what you got
And write it out it's in
Right some evenings I'll act sad or a bit depressed
because I know my wife will instigate sex
when we go to bed to cheer me up.
Hate that.
Grow up.
So he's not sexually attractive to his wife?
So you want your wife to feel sorry for you,
to fancy you.
Very weird.
Act a bit sad or depressed.
Split up. Wait, say that again, sorry. Some evenings I'll act sad or a bit sad or depressed split up wait say it again sorry some evenings are like
sad or a bit depressed because i know my wife will instigate sex when we go to bed to cheer me up
uh pick me boy pick me boy me oh gross why have you admit to that yeah that's bad on the internet yikes red flag delete yeah um during lockdown i got a bug which resulted in ridiculously huge
violent explosive diarrhea i took a picture to send to the doctor in case absolute carnage
this was fine until it came up on my google digital photo frame during dinner with the in-laws
remember this day oh wow that's quite funny um that is actually rank day yeah
what is that picture what's the picture why is it on there yeah that's gross i'd say that's like a
seven yeah yeah i surprised me they've not deleted it but boys don't really well then they're boys
are obsessed with looking for their camera roll so we've won the other day and it was a full-blown
like arsehole cheek spread do you know you can actually type on your
camera roll like let's say for instance you can type chicken yeah it's weird yeah sorry how did
you get from arsehole to chicken why did you see this person's arsehole no it's just like you know
boys are obsessed with showing you their camera roll you're you are. Right. A straight boy is obsessed with showing you their camera roll
and she's scrolling through it
and there's just a fucking massive spread apart cheeks.
And also when noticed, didn't go to delete it.
What, theirs as well?
Friends.
Yeah, sorry about that, Lauren.
Okay, brutal meter what?
Ten.
Seven. Ten. Colleague announced she was going on maternity leave i pointed to her belly and jokingly said
well i don't want to say anything she was adopting the baby
oh that is rude that is so brutal oh god she was adopting the baby so trying to say that wow yeah yeah
let the pup but you can't pop the pup all right i don't think that's too bad though like if you're
giving like someone's giving you permission to say like oh i'm having a baby and going to
paternity i would automatically be like oh yeah i would say something. Some level of understanding here. It's not half. Maybe a three, I think.
Five.
Yeah, halfway.
Okay.
This one is a post on Facebook with some comments to be read underneath.
I will take my daughter to the doctors in the morning,
but my four-year-old told me her butt crack was hurting for days now,
so I thought it was irritated, but there's no rash.
So I checked inside and I saw white worms i've taken four out you can go someone commented you can go to the
chemist and get worming tablets over the counter it's very common they will ask you to treat all
the kids in your family as well as the adults home remedy coconut oil on the earbud and up the bum
if my mum if i found out my mom put that on facebook
why would you need to put that on facebook
why are you telling the world about your doctor's appointments for your
kids and your kids having worms and specifying the amount of worms you've picked out
honestly why does that need to be on Facebook, you freak? There's something called Google. Google.
Okay, anonymous post.
Can you post this?
I'm losing my shit and need to know if I'm tripping.
So my husband has a six-year-old daughter with his ex
who happens to look like a mini version of the ex.
We get the kid every other week and every other weekend
and my husband is always telling me how cute she is
or how beautiful
or pretty or commenting under pictures saying my beautiful girl whatever it bothers me so much
because the kid looks like his ex so to me it feels like he looked he likes the way his ex looks
or is still attracted to her i don't know anyone else been through this oh grow up. Petty, petty, petty petunia. It's a six-year-old girl, you weirdo.
Oh, my God.
She's got issues.
Jealous, jealousy.
Jealous issues.
Jealousy, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo.
Oh, my God.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I think that's really embarrassing that you would think that.
So embarrassing.
It's his daughter.
Also, of course, he would have been attracted to the ex.
He went out with her and had a baby with her.
Duh.
It's just facts
fucking science what are we rating that um i don't know i think her i think that person in general is
quite stupid i was on a date and after 45 seconds after the meeting he said he had to move his car
he never came back and sent me a text saying sorry i wasn't feeling it
oh my god that's rude that is so that's so bad i feel that's it come
say it to my face like also if you're not feeling it fine but it doesn't take long to just to like
finish a drink and be like oh look i've had a lovely time yeah but yeah don't leave them hanging
what yeah this is rude we'll be rating that one um i think that's quite brutal i'm not gonna lie
because that oh my god i would cry shout someone's self-esteem yeah that's quite brutal I'm not gonna lie oh my god
I would cry if that happened to me
that could shatter someone's self esteem
yeah
that's what I mean
do you know what I mean
that's very brutal
crazy
8
9
10 for me
8, 9, 10
counting
alright
to promote safe
and healthy sexual desires
I bought my teenage son
a fake arse
and pussy
he asked for it
it was bought online and ended up being
questionably small he said his penis would go all the way through and come out of the top
the real kicker is that then my special needs elder son and the younger fought over it i took
that fake i took that fake ass and threw it right in the trash.
You guys want to see the picture?
No.
What the hell?
Wait, the mum bought that.
What the fuck?
This is made up.
My head's hurting.
It's joking.
That is ridiculous.
This is her Facebook post as well.
You know, she even attached a picture.
She has a nice picture of it.
What do you fucking mean?
Shall I show you the picture?
Yeah.
Fuck off. why is someone
buying that for their kid
they're not eggs
it's actually a bum
and a vagina
so she
a parent
bought her child
a large bum
and vagina
and let's
it
one hang around
for her special needs child
to fall over
to fight over
to have it with like the oldest kid and that must be a special needs child to fall over. To fight over.
To have it with the oldest kid.
No, that must be clout.
That can't be real.
Why is anyone doing that?
That is crazy.
Or sharing that about like... That is crazy.
All right, last one.
I was having some really rough,
really wet sex with this guy one time.
Ass high in the air when he quickly pulls out
wet pussies and hard poundings doing what they do air got in quef queef queef queef
resulted his exact words were do whatever you have to do to make sure that never happens again
i was so put off by his
attitude that i got dressed and left what a silly thing to be an arse over it's air yeah i agree
with her like get over it do you know what the hell it's so out of your control though
person that would shit with the door open
what's his problem oh my god
snap his banjo
and be done with it
yeah what are we
rating that guys
I don't think
I think he's brutal
for having a problem
with that
yeah I think his
response is a bit like
man up mate
so this is the part
of the show
where we play
the last time
with Billy where we we play for the last time with Billy.
Where we...
We're used for the tea and we try not to.
Let's get a sipping.
Early morning on a train.
This bloke starts coughing his guts up and a massive phlegm flies out of his gob
and lands on the lapel of a well-dressed woman that's dozed off i watched in horror as she woke up clocked the phlegm assumed it was hers and
quickly sucked it up That's something Lauren would do.
She does do that.
No, only my own.
She thought it was her own.
I work in a hotel and I remember a couple came in and the guy was on crutches.
I asked if they wanted two keys or one and she said one so he can't run away.
I said, lol, not like he's going to get far anyway.
None of them laughed, but I realised once they walked away, he had a leg missing.
Okay.
Jackie, what did you do?
Jackie, kill it, man.
That one time I had to do a shit sample for a doctor's
and instead of getting a tiny bit on the pooper scooper,
I filled the entire pot up to the brim.
She told me, that's a generous amount, isn't it?
to the brim.
She told me,
that's a generous amount, isn't it?
I've sprayed my back.
He's got a challenge. I've sprayed my back.
Wow.
That's impressive.
That's amazing, like a dolphin.
Once I was taking a shit in the club toilets,
taking my sweet time because Beyonce was playing over the speakers.
Then a group of straight guys started banging on the door,
shouting, why is someone in there listening to Beyonce?
And it was actually playing from my phone.
That would be like you would do.
That is so me. Thinking about the time i was walking home scrolling facebook when my boyfriend now
husband text me calling me an ugly worm so i text him back saying well you're an ugly slug
and i didn't realize for over 45 minutes that instead of texting my boyfriend back i had wrote
it under a picture on facebook of a dad announcing the birth of his premature baby just picture that
at least it was well no spills from christy today i'm grieving she's fucking upset you didn't want to spill tea with me I'm grieving sorry
sorry
you're gravy
gravy
Billy
since it's your last
ever podcast
today
we've got a little
highlights reel
of your
your best bits
at Jungle Creations
yes we do
wow
across the years
yeah so we're just gonna show you a little video and you can all react let's do it jungle creations across the years.
So we're just going to show you a little video
and you can all react.
Let's see it, let's see it, let's see it.
Oh wow.
Look at the saturation on that.
Can you go?
That tastes like cheese.
You're fucking children, that.
I eat vegetables every day. Do it.
I've eaten my vegetables.
Bang!
What do you get when you gobble down treats?
Eating a lot of...
Steve Penner's confectionery.
Horrible.
That's not Steve Pender.
Everything's bigger in Texas.
What? For goodness sake!
Three big casserole.
My hair's so dark there.
On a good summer's day.
Ohio.
Because that's where Glee's filmed.
Apple is so sweet.
Really, that.
It's just good on his face.
Hello.
Oh my god, not the at home.
Why am I wearing gym wear?
It's obviously Beyonce.
Queen V.
Twice performed.
Oh my god, there's a polo shirt with the eye.
Ouch.
I think I'm going blind.
That's a conjunctive artist.
I'm thankful for good friends, great family.
And good food!
And good ol' jams!
Wow!
That's so nice!
Cheers!
Oh, we're gonna miss you so much!
Oh god, I'm deepening it now.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, that's lovely.
Who made that?
Bobby Sting.
Oh, thank you, Bobby.
Who will be sat in your spot next week?
Digging my, jumping in my grave.
Oh, that's so lovely.
That's so exciting.
No one's ever made me something like that before.
Oh, you're actually always the person making that for other people. Oh, that's fucking lovely. That's lovely. I'm going to put No one's ever made me something like that before. You're actually always the person making that
for other people.
That's fucking lovely.
That's lovely.
I'm going to put that
on my LinkedIn.
Maybe add some other stuff
as well.
Oh, sorry.
I got some nice shots
of me looking pretty
in my Fortnite videos.
Oh, that's so cute.
Oh, that is so cute.
I have been obese, skinny,
and I'm back to obese.
No, you're not.
And that hairline
has only got better. Yeah, you're not. And that hairline has only got better.
Yes. Okay.
Well,
there's some hair choices through the years.
Some hair choices. You're iconic, babes.
Beard choices as well.
Beard choices.
But one thing still stands. You still love Glee.
Still love Glee and Beyonce.
Yes.
To the end of time.
Thank you so much
for joining us
for our last episode
with Billy Turner.
Find him on all his
channels and socials.
And we'll just fucking
obliterate now that he's gone.
Obliterate.
Help.
Cease to exist.
Vanquish.
Vanquish.
Vanquish the ghost
yeah
um
we're gonna know
Jackie's gonna be there
next week
oh my god
hell no
Jackie
yeah
I'm not very emotional
person so I'm not
really gonna cry
but I have had
an amazing time
and I say thank you
to you girls
for that amazing time
I hate goodbyes
I hate goodbyes
and to Bobby
Bobby and Georgia
thank you
for being great
Oh
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Look at all the dust!