Tea at Four - Ep 12: Buying A Cursed Doll From Ebay

Episode Date: March 10, 2023

Hi, and welcome to Tea at Four! A podcast series by Four Nine, where Lauren, Billy and Christie talk about all things that should have stayed in the group chat- your icks, picks and hot takes straight... from your friendly girls and a gay. With Billy unfortunately leaving the podcast, we thought there was no better way to celebrate than buying him a cursed doll from Ebay. In today's episode we talk about the supernatural and meet our new podcast host Jacqueline, who isn't all she seems.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We have bought a cursed doll from you guys that opened. Spirits, if you're here, let yourself be known. Stop it! Stop it! Was it you? Was it you? I'm actually crying. I don't care, I'll see you later. Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Tea at Four. I'm Lauren. If Billy's in the room, make himself known.
Starting point is 00:00:33 And I'm Christy. And that's Christy. Talking all things shoulda stays in the group chat. We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of billy garvey turner follow him on all socials he is unfortunately leaving us for another company i'm sorry and we thought this was a silly little funny day to say goodbye to him was this what you'd wear to my funeral? No. This is Amazon best. I'll be getting head to toe Gucci.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Thank you. Thank you for my flowers. But I'll be here in spirit. Speaking of spirits, this week's episode is all about Ghostbusters. Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters.
Starting point is 00:01:29 So guys, do we believe in ghosts? I don't I think I believe in spirits I 100% feel like I'm surrounded by angels all the time and yeah I think I am I am scared of ghosts to be honest. Yeah, yeah. I used to make my nan come and sit on the toilet whilst I'd have a poo at night. As soon as the lights go dark, 8 o'clock, we'd watch Casualty and then I'd instantly need a poo. Don't know, it's scary. And then I'd make her sit on the fucking bath with me whilst I shat.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Just because I was so scared of the spirits that might have been around at that time. This was like four years ago as well, wasn't it? My nan's been dead for four years. I don't know. My grandad used to believe in ghosts. He used to really believe in psychic abilities. Really?
Starting point is 00:02:16 He used to have so many books on the supernatural and things like that. My mum also says that she saw her mum after she passed away oh wow um yeah like she came to her like when she was like mourning and stuff and she says that she like definitely definitely reached out to her and i like i don't know if i believe in it but i do like i was really close to my nan and when my nan passed i like it was a couple of years and I had this dream where like because I was I'm like went for a really rough grieving um period for a couple of years when I lost her like I was just so depressed um and then she came to me like a dream and it was probably just a dream but then I realized that it was also the night of her birthday that I drunk that and I'd like didn't even
Starting point is 00:03:00 it didn't click I never remember people's like, I never remembered her birthday. And it was only until I told my mum and my mum was like, do you know it's her birthday today? Love that. Yeah, so that's my kind of like, and that helped me like get out of my grieving, even though it's all in my head. I think that's helped me out of my grieving phase.
Starting point is 00:03:17 100%. Era. Era, my era. Grieving era. I don't believe in them. Oh my God. So you just absolutely slated down Billy's name. No, I don't slate in them Oh my god So you just absolutely Slated down Billy's name No I don't slate down your memory
Starting point is 00:03:29 But I just I would like to Not to believe that they exist Just for my own sanity Why though When's one ever hurt A physical human Huh
Starting point is 00:03:37 You've not seen Cheryl Cole On Ghost Hunters Yeah but she was alright In the end Yeah she was alright It's just the thought of A cloud Or some sort of figurine that's not human
Starting point is 00:03:47 that's what everybody farts every day not human just like i mean if they don't mean no harm like casper then yeah that's cartoon if they don't mean no harm then yes but if they do mean harm then hey my mom always says that one of her friend's mums, really kind of like extended person here, but is really psychic and unintentionally psychic. Apparently there's just so many occasions, like when they've gone to see mediums, they always get pulled out and they're always spot on. And they never give away any information or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:04:25 But they just really connect or really in tune with this kind of like psychic vibe. Yeah. So I think I'm more jealous because I would like to be like psychic. You love Supernatural. I love the Supernatural. I love witches. I love Charmed and Buffy. I'm actually re-watching Charmed at the moment. It's great.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Yeah. Anything on Netflix, like category witches. Witch goals. He's like, ah, ah, play, play, play. But my auntie's had a wizard uh wizard yeah she watched harry potter um um no so she she had a um ghost experience and i feel like she maybe had to move out the house because of it because she used to see a tudor sat at the end of her bed a what what a tudor what's that it's something called an era in the uk conversation no like um
Starting point is 00:05:08 you know like henry the eighth what they used to wear no like he was he was like he was a tudor man a tudor man like someone from the tudor period at the end of the bed and then victorian or okay and then in the house he'd have he'd have a daughter that would go into my cousin's room and be like okay fuck that shit well he's dressed in the Tudor clothing what do you mean maybe they was actually Henry the eighth yeah that's when it gets a bit too much for me so you say my auntie's lying well for someone who doesn't believe in ghosts I think it's just
Starting point is 00:05:50 your imagination you're acting real cool if someone's talking about ghosts you're trying to hide something you're trying to tell us something you've got Casper in your pocket I've never actually touched Christy oh my god
Starting point is 00:06:00 I'm human I'm human I'm human no but I feel like just with things like that why am I waking up. I'm human. I'm human, I'm human. No, but I feel like, just things like that, why am I waking up and I'm seeing, because you feel it, they're there.
Starting point is 00:06:11 So you do believe in it, you just don't want them to be real? No, I mean, I believe in it. You don't believe in it? I believe in that. You're not manifesting it? No, I believe in that. So if you went into a house
Starting point is 00:06:19 that looked haunted, would you get scared? I wouldn't go in there. Because you think they're real? No, I didn't. No? So you think they're real? No. I didn't. No? So you think they're real and you think you're scared of them.
Starting point is 00:06:27 You're literally contradicting yourself. Boring. You're just trying to make the ghost think not to attack you because... Yeah, reverse psychology. Yeah. You believe in ghosts so much that you're just trying to
Starting point is 00:06:37 out-mind game them. Wow. There's a cheetah in your room. There's a cheetah in your room. I said I'm going to go home. I'm going to pour sage and incense and I'm gonna go home I'm gonna pour sage it's sage and incense
Starting point is 00:06:47 I'm gonna pray over my room holy water everywhere garlic on the walls isn't it weird how we don't get scared of ghosts in the day because they don't come out during the day
Starting point is 00:06:56 do they how do you know what they didn't live in the day when they were alive I don't know I think if you were in a scary house
Starting point is 00:07:02 during the day no okay what about what about like when it's grey and foggy that's the daytime isn't it I think if you were in a scary house during the day... No. No, okay. What about when it's grey and foggy? That's the daytime, isn't it? No. Do you not get scared if you're in a big field on your own? Fearless.
Starting point is 00:07:13 No, you're not. No, I think it's... Lies. Lies are Maneli. Big creepy fog crawls in. Tingle up your arm. Yeah, but where am I? Central London?
Starting point is 00:07:25 No, you might be in the marshes I'm never in the marshes you don't leave the flat to be fair she's got a ghost she's making friends with the ghost
Starting point is 00:07:34 having tea with the ghost yeah you know when you go to the bathroom at night and then you go back to your bed and then you feel like
Starting point is 00:07:40 there's somebody there so you run up the stairs if that's a ghost experience maybe that's I think that's one I don't think ghosts would mess with me because i know i would beat it in a fight what i just know that i just know too many spells in my head from watching charmed i would be able to vanquish a ghost that's true what'd you do like throw salt on it or something exactly um well actually i'm not actually gonna go into exactly that i did just watch an episode where they vanquish two harmful malevolent spirits.
Starting point is 00:08:08 God, vanquish? We don't really use that word very much, do we? Bring it back. I wouldn't say I've had a ghost experience, but I'd have an angel kiss me on the cheek the other night. Get out of here. That wasn't an angel. It was my nan. Yes. Okay, so basically I was sat watching the banshees of in a sheeran and the credits had rolled and it was time for bed i was sat there in my living room dead dead of night dead of night no windows open and i feel wind wind on my neck and my cheek on my back and my crack in my sack something tells me you farted coming from your room from your room. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:08:45 There's a draft in here. No. So I was literally sat and I felt the wind on my cheek and then I sat in bed again and then I felt the wind on my neck. The wind on my cheek. And I googled it.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Oh, I TikTok'd it. Let's be real. And then they were like, there's an angel kissing you. Right now, there's an angel pulling down your veil. Oh my God. Well, if you could be visited by one ghost,
Starting point is 00:09:09 who would it be? It can't be family related. Michael Jackson. I need smarts. I'd maybe see if Elvis Presley was killed. Something I've heard. Oh no. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Oh, that's a good one. But he's already alive what he's already alive what oh sorry he can't really say that
Starting point is 00:09:30 he can't really say that did you know that you can buy cursed dolls on ebay no didn't want to know didn't want to know that
Starting point is 00:09:37 I don't think this is relevant actually well don't you think that's going to be too important we're about to talk about I've actually got
Starting point is 00:09:43 I've actually got you guys a present oh fuck up Billy's leaving present yay for Billy Don't you think that's going to be too important we're about to talk about? I've actually got you guys a present. Oh, fuck up. Billy's leaving present. Yay for Billy. I do not invoke this. I do not invoke this.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I do not claim this energy. This is not for me. I will not have this. So we have a... I'm dead already. We have bought a cursed doll from Ethan for you guys to open and unbox on the podcast. Wait, hold on. What did you do this?
Starting point is 00:10:04 Can, can, can, nah. Can you handle her? I'm not touching this. I refuse. This is actually true because I don't want that juju on my hand.
Starting point is 00:10:14 I don't, I don't want the, guys, I put so much stuff on her. It smells like musk. It smells like musk. I've got a date today and I don't want it to curse my date.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Bobby, we weren't joking. You're not touching it? No. Sit proper up on the table. Proper up facing the camera, not facing me. No, I don't want to see eyes. We've got Georgia unboxing the doll because we're all too scared. So apparently there should be some information
Starting point is 00:10:36 in there about the doll. Right. Jackie's history. Jackie's the spirits of a 50 year old woman from Portsmouth. She told us during... She's not 50, she's 8. Yeah,. Jackie's the spirit of a 50-year-old woman from Portsmouth. That's weird. She told us during... She's not 50, she's eight.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Yeah, but she's the spirit of a 50-year-old who's inside of her. How? That's what's haunted. How? Well, I'm going to tell you if you stop interrupting the history lesson. She told us during a seance that she had two sons who both turned out to be junky, useless idiots. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Tea? who both turned out to be junky, useless idiots. Wow. Okay. She blames her father because he was a weak, empathetic man who could never satisfy her, and she regrets ever marrying him. Happy International Women's Month. She says her life was pointless because everyone around her was weak and pathetic. Oh, wow. Jackie wishes she never had children or got married
Starting point is 00:11:24 and done more with her life. Jackie wishes she never had children or got married and done more with her life. She wishes she never took... She wishes she never looked after them creatures. Jackie has been... The person who wrote this needs to go back to English. Yes. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Jackie has... His doll wrote it. I think she might have. Jackie has been known to make banging noises and interfere with electronics, as well as cold temperature functions being recorded on several occasions chucky is best kept away from other vessels what do you mean what do you mean you stupid boy oh it's a fucking skull kind of kind of
Starting point is 00:12:00 what's it called tp was it called bun's it called? Bunting. Oh my. I'm out of here. I'll see you later. Who's it though? Bye. No. No. Who's it though?
Starting point is 00:12:16 No and no. No. I'm sweating. No and no. I'm actually crying. He's actually scared though. He actually is. No, guys. I'm actually crying. He's actually scared though, he actually is. No guys, I'm actually crying, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:12:29 What the fuck? Guys, I'm actually crying. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. What the hell? She's crying. What the fuck? Oh, oh, oh, what the hell? It's good. I'm screaming I'm screaming
Starting point is 00:12:51 Oh my god you're really crying Okay well that was incredible That was unblank Are we all okay? Oh my god, you're really crying. Okay, well that was incredible. That was unblank. Are we all okay? I've literally gone and just washed my hands. I can't deal with that. She's getting angry.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Oh my god. Right, okay, so. Did she kill anyone? We're going to see now if we have any spirits in this room. Are you excited? No. I thought none of you guys said you believed in ghosts before. I fucking did! No, what's too supernatural shit?
Starting point is 00:13:37 It's always people who don't believe that get killed first. I've never seen Scooby-Doo. Yes. My mum used to download this ghost radar app to see just, you know, who's about every so often they're like or it would be like when someone's in the room
Starting point is 00:13:58 but then also it was that they're not the premium version so then we'd also get ads every five minutes so... What, By Spotify? Yeah. So let's download it today and see if Jackie's bought some friends. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Hopefully it's Princess Diana, Elizabeth, and also my nan. All right. And Billy's nan. Cool. Do you want anyone? You got a request?
Starting point is 00:14:17 My nan's in. My nan's dead. All right. We'll get the nans in. All right, then. We'll get them in. Spirits, if you're here,
Starting point is 00:14:24 let yourself be known. Oh, my God. Stop it. Stop it. Was it you? Was it you? Christy, was it you? No, my neck.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I've got whiplash. Ow. Who did that? Who did that? Who did that? Christy, it was you. It wasn't me. He was touching the table. It wasn't me.
Starting point is 00:14:52 I didn't move. Are you joking me? Are you joking me? Fuck. Oh, la, la. It's probably under there. Go on, it's a bat. What the flip is going on?
Starting point is 00:15:04 What is that? Those are the ghosts is going on? What is that? Those are the ghosts. What ghosts? What's it saying then? Let's hear it. It's just doing things. No, that must be it talking to us. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Save me. Save me. What are you hearing? That's probably a fake app. Guys, who did that? I had my hands like this. You swear? I promise you, I didn't even...
Starting point is 00:15:27 Oh, it must have just been that then. Yeah, but it makes for good content though, so... What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh my God, a bad vessel just burst in my face. What is that? I'm ready to leave the room. I'm ready to leave the room.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Spirit, spirit, make yourself known. What message do you have for us today? Jesus. Fuck you. We need to ask it a question Well what you normally do Is everyone has to put your fingers on the table No I'm not doing that because Jackie's on the table Jackie's fucking mounting the table right now
Starting point is 00:16:15 Okay well let's all hold hands You need to create a community I've not touched it You hold the laminate I've washed my hands straight afterwards Spirits Make yourself known to us Do you mean us harm?
Starting point is 00:16:43 RIP me RIP me Another question It's already answered that okay how tall are you how tall are you Don't speak English? I don't know. I'm not... You're awesome. When I leave, will you stay here with the girls? Oh, no. You've had them.
Starting point is 00:17:18 What? Slow less. I think it takes a while to travel through the ghost They should be on EU What a horrible Horrible last ever episode for me You've cursed me with a fucking dart Are you taking your prison home?
Starting point is 00:17:38 Jackie from Potsmouth is her name Jackie from Potsmouth is her name Was it you again? I just went like that You know what? is her name Jackie is an oh no was it you again I just went like that you know what bundy I'm done
Starting point is 00:17:52 haunting in her game I don't claim energy oh yes fuck off fuck off
Starting point is 00:18:02 okay so this will be my last Ever reviewing of The Brutal Meter No more weird confessions from the internet To be read For me anyway So let's see what you got And write it out it's in
Starting point is 00:18:23 Right some evenings I'll act sad or a bit depressed because I know my wife will instigate sex when we go to bed to cheer me up. Hate that. Grow up. So he's not sexually attractive to his wife? So you want your wife to feel sorry for you, to fancy you.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Very weird. Act a bit sad or depressed. Split up. Wait, say that again, sorry. Some evenings I'll act sad or a bit sad or depressed split up wait say it again sorry some evenings are like sad or a bit depressed because i know my wife will instigate sex when we go to bed to cheer me up uh pick me boy pick me boy me oh gross why have you admit to that yeah that's bad on the internet yikes red flag delete yeah um during lockdown i got a bug which resulted in ridiculously huge violent explosive diarrhea i took a picture to send to the doctor in case absolute carnage this was fine until it came up on my google digital photo frame during dinner with the in-laws remember this day oh wow that's quite funny um that is actually rank day yeah
Starting point is 00:19:28 what is that picture what's the picture why is it on there yeah that's gross i'd say that's like a seven yeah yeah i surprised me they've not deleted it but boys don't really well then they're boys are obsessed with looking for their camera roll so we've won the other day and it was a full-blown like arsehole cheek spread do you know you can actually type on your camera roll like let's say for instance you can type chicken yeah it's weird yeah sorry how did you get from arsehole to chicken why did you see this person's arsehole no it's just like you know boys are obsessed with showing you their camera roll you're you are. Right. A straight boy is obsessed with showing you their camera roll and she's scrolling through it
Starting point is 00:20:08 and there's just a fucking massive spread apart cheeks. And also when noticed, didn't go to delete it. What, theirs as well? Friends. Yeah, sorry about that, Lauren. Okay, brutal meter what? Ten. Seven. Ten. Colleague announced she was going on maternity leave i pointed to her belly and jokingly said
Starting point is 00:20:31 well i don't want to say anything she was adopting the baby oh that is rude that is so brutal oh god she was adopting the baby so trying to say that wow yeah yeah let the pup but you can't pop the pup all right i don't think that's too bad though like if you're giving like someone's giving you permission to say like oh i'm having a baby and going to paternity i would automatically be like oh yeah i would say something. Some level of understanding here. It's not half. Maybe a three, I think. Five. Yeah, halfway. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:09 This one is a post on Facebook with some comments to be read underneath. I will take my daughter to the doctors in the morning, but my four-year-old told me her butt crack was hurting for days now, so I thought it was irritated, but there's no rash. So I checked inside and I saw white worms i've taken four out you can go someone commented you can go to the chemist and get worming tablets over the counter it's very common they will ask you to treat all the kids in your family as well as the adults home remedy coconut oil on the earbud and up the bum if my mum if i found out my mom put that on facebook
Starting point is 00:21:45 why would you need to put that on facebook why are you telling the world about your doctor's appointments for your kids and your kids having worms and specifying the amount of worms you've picked out honestly why does that need to be on Facebook, you freak? There's something called Google. Google. Okay, anonymous post. Can you post this? I'm losing my shit and need to know if I'm tripping. So my husband has a six-year-old daughter with his ex
Starting point is 00:22:14 who happens to look like a mini version of the ex. We get the kid every other week and every other weekend and my husband is always telling me how cute she is or how beautiful or pretty or commenting under pictures saying my beautiful girl whatever it bothers me so much because the kid looks like his ex so to me it feels like he looked he likes the way his ex looks or is still attracted to her i don't know anyone else been through this oh grow up. Petty, petty, petty petunia. It's a six-year-old girl, you weirdo. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:22:45 She's got issues. Jealous, jealousy. Jealous issues. Jealousy, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo. Oh, my God. So, yeah. Yeah, I think that's really embarrassing that you would think that. So embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:22:57 It's his daughter. Also, of course, he would have been attracted to the ex. He went out with her and had a baby with her. Duh. It's just facts fucking science what are we rating that um i don't know i think her i think that person in general is quite stupid i was on a date and after 45 seconds after the meeting he said he had to move his car he never came back and sent me a text saying sorry i wasn't feeling it
Starting point is 00:23:21 oh my god that's rude that is so that's so bad i feel that's it come say it to my face like also if you're not feeling it fine but it doesn't take long to just to like finish a drink and be like oh look i've had a lovely time yeah but yeah don't leave them hanging what yeah this is rude we'll be rating that one um i think that's quite brutal i'm not gonna lie because that oh my god i would cry shout someone's self-esteem yeah that's quite brutal I'm not gonna lie oh my god I would cry if that happened to me that could shatter someone's self esteem yeah
Starting point is 00:23:47 that's what I mean do you know what I mean that's very brutal crazy 8 9 10 for me 8, 9, 10
Starting point is 00:23:54 counting alright to promote safe and healthy sexual desires I bought my teenage son a fake arse and pussy he asked for it
Starting point is 00:24:03 it was bought online and ended up being questionably small he said his penis would go all the way through and come out of the top the real kicker is that then my special needs elder son and the younger fought over it i took that fake i took that fake ass and threw it right in the trash. You guys want to see the picture? No. What the hell? Wait, the mum bought that.
Starting point is 00:24:32 What the fuck? This is made up. My head's hurting. It's joking. That is ridiculous. This is her Facebook post as well. You know, she even attached a picture. She has a nice picture of it.
Starting point is 00:24:41 What do you fucking mean? Shall I show you the picture? Yeah. Fuck off. why is someone buying that for their kid they're not eggs it's actually a bum and a vagina
Starting point is 00:24:50 so she a parent bought her child a large bum and vagina and let's it one hang around
Starting point is 00:24:59 for her special needs child to fall over to fight over to have it with like the oldest kid and that must be a special needs child to fall over. To fight over. To have it with the oldest kid. No, that must be clout. That can't be real. Why is anyone doing that?
Starting point is 00:25:13 That is crazy. Or sharing that about like... That is crazy. All right, last one. I was having some really rough, really wet sex with this guy one time. Ass high in the air when he quickly pulls out wet pussies and hard poundings doing what they do air got in quef queef queef queef resulted his exact words were do whatever you have to do to make sure that never happens again
Starting point is 00:25:43 i was so put off by his attitude that i got dressed and left what a silly thing to be an arse over it's air yeah i agree with her like get over it do you know what the hell it's so out of your control though person that would shit with the door open what's his problem oh my god snap his banjo and be done with it yeah what are we
Starting point is 00:26:10 rating that guys I don't think I think he's brutal for having a problem with that yeah I think his response is a bit like man up mate
Starting point is 00:26:17 so this is the part of the show where we play the last time with Billy where we we play for the last time with Billy. Where we... We're used for the tea and we try not to. Let's get a sipping.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Early morning on a train. This bloke starts coughing his guts up and a massive phlegm flies out of his gob and lands on the lapel of a well-dressed woman that's dozed off i watched in horror as she woke up clocked the phlegm assumed it was hers and quickly sucked it up That's something Lauren would do. She does do that. No, only my own. She thought it was her own. I work in a hotel and I remember a couple came in and the guy was on crutches.
Starting point is 00:27:25 I asked if they wanted two keys or one and she said one so he can't run away. I said, lol, not like he's going to get far anyway. None of them laughed, but I realised once they walked away, he had a leg missing. Okay. Jackie, what did you do? Jackie, kill it, man. That one time I had to do a shit sample for a doctor's and instead of getting a tiny bit on the pooper scooper,
Starting point is 00:27:58 I filled the entire pot up to the brim. She told me, that's a generous amount, isn't it? to the brim. She told me, that's a generous amount, isn't it? I've sprayed my back. He's got a challenge. I've sprayed my back. Wow.
Starting point is 00:28:19 That's impressive. That's amazing, like a dolphin. Once I was taking a shit in the club toilets, taking my sweet time because Beyonce was playing over the speakers. Then a group of straight guys started banging on the door, shouting, why is someone in there listening to Beyonce? And it was actually playing from my phone. That would be like you would do.
Starting point is 00:28:44 That is so me. Thinking about the time i was walking home scrolling facebook when my boyfriend now husband text me calling me an ugly worm so i text him back saying well you're an ugly slug and i didn't realize for over 45 minutes that instead of texting my boyfriend back i had wrote it under a picture on facebook of a dad announcing the birth of his premature baby just picture that at least it was well no spills from christy today i'm grieving she's fucking upset you didn't want to spill tea with me I'm grieving sorry sorry you're gravy gravy
Starting point is 00:29:30 Billy since it's your last ever podcast today we've got a little highlights reel of your your best bits
Starting point is 00:29:38 at Jungle Creations yes we do wow across the years yeah so we're just gonna show you a little video and you can all react let's do it jungle creations across the years. So we're just going to show you a little video and you can all react. Let's see it, let's see it, let's see it.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Oh wow. Look at the saturation on that. Can you go? That tastes like cheese. You're fucking children, that. I eat vegetables every day. Do it. I've eaten my vegetables. Bang!
Starting point is 00:30:13 What do you get when you gobble down treats? Eating a lot of... Steve Penner's confectionery. Horrible. That's not Steve Pender. Everything's bigger in Texas. What? For goodness sake! Three big casserole.
Starting point is 00:30:39 My hair's so dark there. On a good summer's day. Ohio. Because that's where Glee's filmed. Apple is so sweet. Really, that. It's just good on his face. Hello.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Oh my god, not the at home. Why am I wearing gym wear? It's obviously Beyonce. Queen V. Twice performed. Oh my god, there's a polo shirt with the eye. Ouch. I think I'm going blind.
Starting point is 00:31:05 That's a conjunctive artist. I'm thankful for good friends, great family. And good food! And good ol' jams! Wow! That's so nice! Cheers! Oh, we're gonna miss you so much!
Starting point is 00:31:22 Oh god, I'm deepening it now. Oh, fuck. Oh, that's lovely. Who made that? Bobby Sting. Oh, thank you, Bobby. Who will be sat in your spot next week? Digging my, jumping in my grave.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Oh, that's so lovely. That's so exciting. No one's ever made me something like that before. Oh, you're actually always the person making that for other people. Oh, that's fucking lovely. That's lovely. I'm going to put No one's ever made me something like that before. You're actually always the person making that for other people. That's fucking lovely. That's lovely. I'm going to put that
Starting point is 00:31:48 on my LinkedIn. Maybe add some other stuff as well. Oh, sorry. I got some nice shots of me looking pretty in my Fortnite videos. Oh, that's so cute.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Oh, that is so cute. I have been obese, skinny, and I'm back to obese. No, you're not. And that hairline has only got better. Yeah, you're not. And that hairline has only got better. Yes. Okay. Well,
Starting point is 00:32:09 there's some hair choices through the years. Some hair choices. You're iconic, babes. Beard choices as well. Beard choices. But one thing still stands. You still love Glee. Still love Glee and Beyonce. Yes. To the end of time.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Thank you so much for joining us for our last episode with Billy Turner. Find him on all his channels and socials. And we'll just fucking obliterate now that he's gone.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Obliterate. Help. Cease to exist. Vanquish. Vanquish. Vanquish the ghost yeah um
Starting point is 00:32:46 we're gonna know Jackie's gonna be there next week oh my god hell no Jackie yeah I'm not very emotional
Starting point is 00:32:53 person so I'm not really gonna cry but I have had an amazing time and I say thank you to you girls for that amazing time I hate goodbyes
Starting point is 00:33:01 I hate goodbyes and to Bobby Bobby and Georgia thank you for being great Oh Bye Bye
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