Tea at Four - Ep 14: Are Robot's Taking Over The World?

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

Hi, and welcome to Tea at Four! A podcast series by Four Nine, where Lauren and Christie talk about all things that should have stayed in the group chat- your icks, picks and hot takes. In today's episode, we're discussing all things futuristic. With the birth of Chat GPT and the rising use of AI filters across social media, we're discussing our thoughts on all things future tech. But the real question is, when are the robot's taking over?

I was browsing through Jack's computer when I found a folder filled with pictures of him dressed up as s***. Hi, welcome back to T4. I'm Lauren. I'm Christy. And this is the podcast where we talk all things that should have stayed in the group chat. Have you seen the news this week? Yeah, everything's all techie, ain't it? It's all techie. It's a bit techie. It's a bit language I'm not understanding.

Yeah, A and the I? A and the I. I and the A. A standing for? Alpha. I standing for? Igloo. Igloo.

Is that actually the second? No, it's not. Okay, cool. What does it actually stand for? AI. Artificial Intelligence, Christy. Oh, I was going to say augmented inter... What's augmented intertech? No, but they always say augmented in one of these

where no there's such there's such thing as freely augmented no that's ar that's ar augmented reality she's almost there okay ar it's not ai ar it's like headsets right is it vr is headset oh fuck off no vr is it is it no bobby help us here well so vr is virtual reality ar is augmented reality so augmented reality is like you could wear a headset or something and it could like show your surrounding but in that there's also kind of like screens so you know like those kind of google like lens glasses right oh the snapchat glasses you remember them oh my days i really wanted one of them yeah that's an ick if a boy

turned up to function he's got a snapchat it's not for you to wear outside i would wear it in my house why do you want to record stuff in your house with your snapchat glasses on your lenses yeah maybe my house is cool oh you do a backflip to the trampoline exactly oh my days yeah but that is actually quite crazy because with all this ai yeah um a lot has been going on like there's ai tech now you can you know your computer can create an essay for you you can ask siri to do x is siri an ai can you call surely she is she isn't it is syria he or is syria she oh pronoun what's your pronoun yeah what is your pronoun siri hey siri wait no it's gonna turn on because we are in we know the government is listening um i just find

it weird to be honest i feel like we're in a world where um it's a bit too advanced and it's scaring me are you actually scared though yes okay right well here's my hot take on it okay everyone is so terrified of like ai robots they're like oh they're you know they're going to be smarter than us in 2049 they're going to be like some eight billion times more clever yep why don't we just turn it off unplug the switch it's the thing why are you worried that they're gonna take over the world when you can literally just click a button and no no i actually feel like we could click the button and turn it off but they'll switch back on go up that's that's how it's gonna the laptop's gonna grow arms and legs i feel like it could

happen really is it i robot is i robot no i'm not seeing that have you not watched i'm not getting involved no at all or like what's the other one there's not wally wally's a cartoon what what is wally no is it that wally wally oh okay on the mass media yeah i'm pretty sure like i press and also no big hero big hero six another cartoon right she's referencing all cartoons but i understand the uh educational yeah i personally feel like there's gonna be a point where we're all gonna sit at home become the laziest generation ever and outside you see like in the fields where everything's hovering that's what's gonna happen outside and we don't do shit so the robots like control and they rule the world what's hovering what's hovering the cars are hovering so that's good take me to jamaica that'll be good i'm here for

that but i do feel like no it's scary i feel like we need to slow down i just don't i just don't understand like to be fair like 10 years ago if you would have thought like what's what's my futuristic idea like maybe something that would get up and make me a cup of tea in the morning okay i don't really care much about like if they're if if they're you know writing essays and stuff yeah it doesn't really i mean i guess in a way to make life easier i i hear it like you can unlock your phone your face is your face now face id i don't use that shit because i think that's the government cloning us i honestly believe like anything to do with like your face and storing it and uh yeah but what are they gonna do with it lauren maybe somebody in another you know in fiji what they're making another baby who knows

maybe somebody in fiji looks like yeah well good on them and lucky yeah they look like me I personally do feel like the government and whoever's behind Tech yeah is using our faces or stealing our DNA DNA wow DNA through augmented what artificial artificial intelligence I didn't realize we were doing another episode on conspiracy theories sorry sorry so i was in the news this week they brought out like the fourth version of that thing called chat gpt have you used yeah i don't know what's happening the other versions but they had to ramp it up on this one for a reason chat gpt you know when you say i thought it was something about money well no when I had chat GP I thought that was like what I used to text in like pictures of my moles to to my doctors no to the GP to the

GP okay I thought that's good that makes it good we're talking about it what is it and um I think it's basically this incredible system that you input certain bits of data into and then it formulates an answer i don't know we've had google and asked you for years but suddenly chat dp come says out so i've actually just asked chat gp oh yeah yeah i've asked it what it is in simple forms okay i said i'm a computer program designed to understand and generate human-like language i've been trained on a lot of text from the internet and can do things like translate languages summarize text and answer questions you can ask me anything you want and i'll do my best to give you a helpful response so okay but google been doing that yeah so you're basically google translate you're trying

to be google do you know what i mean have you guys used chat gpt no yeah i don't even know what it looks like no my friend input some data say input she fucking typed in three words yeah to get like a an itinerary for a weekend in another city okay that's cool but again can't we be doing that in google or tiktok is it it's an app it's just on browser gbt gpt so some pt gpt some of the examples they've got on the chat thing are like explain quantum computing in simple terms who the fuck's asking that firstly got any creative ideas for a 10 year old's birthday use your brain how do i make a http request in javascript words that have never left my mouth. Wow. Wait, before I log in, are they gonna take my details?

Yeah, so this is the thing, we're not safe. But content. Will, do I say chat GP, do I have to, how do I like words, do I have to be nice? You can, you can be like, hey chat GPT, how's it going? Yeah, someone on TikTok the other day said that they keep talking to the chat gpt really nice because if robots take over then at least they'll be on their good side you see what i mean so you can have some decorum yeah you can literally

just be like what is this or do this and it'll do it like okay when when will i marry nas send all right the probability is zero out of a hundred well it's looking that way because this is just she's oh she's fucking stuck you stumped her you've done it you've broken the system oh as an ai language model i'm what sorry but i cannot predict the future with certainty marriage is a personal decision and depends on various factors okay boring boring what the hell's going on this is an essay it's that's an essay yeah i'm sorry but it's still going i'd have more fun with a magic eight ball do you know what i mean or like instead of focusing on oh this is rude instead of focusing on a specific person it may be more helpful to focus on building a happy and fulfilling life all right for yourself oh this is so rude this is so rude take care of

your personal and professional growth pursue your passions and spend time with people who bring... Okay, this is rude. This is actually so rude. You've been bugged off. I've been bugged off. And it's still going on. Oi, what does the GPT stand for? Great Personal Therapy.

No, it says. No, it's just told you that. Eventually, the right person will come along and compliment you. Yeah, it's something called NASH. Just answer that. That is so... so i'm gonna screenshot that because i guess all my friends are gonna tell me to stop now don't ever let a robot tell you what you'd want to think wow i'm hurt lauren what did you glad you had us asked now bobby what have you don't know. What should I, can you give me an idea? Um,

you can literally ask it to do anything. Give me five places to spend my 27th birthday. Do you remember? No. I hope he doesn't bug you off because that was rude. What if it says heaven, hell, limbo. Can you'd be good circus no not my not my juice

um it takes a while that's already not getting like it's not prompt type that on tiktok now yeah fucking instantaneous do you know what i mean and hashtags yeah gpt do you use hashtags okay here we go oh paris france bait bait bait yeah paris is known as a city of love and is appropriate okay well if you knew me chat gpt you know i was single so why would i want to go to the city of love oh is that all it says just paris and france yeah it's fucking typing out an essay i'm not gonna lie i don't like this little like like little typing function it's giving i think you guys just mentioned something interesting it was like tiktok right yeah you find that you're using that more to search for things that you want to find out 100 yep tiktok is my search engine now i don't have time to read different type of headings on google

i rather see your image and it's like oh my god this looks cool a bit of me click it all right i like that if it is put on your favorite if you don't like it swipe up and even more lazy i don't even watch the visuals i read the the captions cc captions just to get overview and then i'm done okay it's also told me bali new york it's just the typical places okay i could google that you're not you're not you're not impressing me chat gpt yeah cool so what i thought we could do is do a little section of the podcast written by chat gpt okay um so we'll just perform it as if it's the podcast okay she does love writing she's still going she's fucking going yeah so the cows come

she's actually prepared something a little little podcast i don't know what this is going to be so why are we calling her a girl i don't know you started giving her no no no no no no she her pronouns and i've gone with it i've got a question what how how do we sound how do we read how do we read it if we're chat gpt you just with your normal voice not fucking so we are actually going to try this portion of the podcast scripted by chat gpt yeah so be scared and stay tuned welcome back to t4 i'm lauren and i'm joined by my co-host christy hey everyone today we're discussing something that has been on everyone's mind the power of ai and the future of working with ai technology like ChatGPT. That's right, Christie.

And joined us is our amazing producer, Bobby. He's here to give us some insight into the world of AI. Hey guys, happy to be here. I just wanna jump in and let you know that ChatGPT is a language model that uses machine learning to generate human-like responses to text input. It's being used in a lot of different applications from custom service to creative writing.

Wow, that's pretty amazing. Go on. Bobby. Oh, no, it's still you. No, it's not. It's you. No, it's a question from you. Oh, Bobby, do you think it will have a big impact?

Wait, Bobby's having a conversation with himself. Oh, yeah, I get it now. Bobby, do you think it will have a big impact on the future wait bobby's having a conversation with himself oh wait oh yeah i get it now oh we can't read you have a big impact on the future of work definitely all technologies like jack is it ai read oh ai okay definitely ai technologies like chat gbt have the potential to automate a lot of tasks that would normally require human input this can save time and money and allow us to focus on more important things that's so interesting bobby but we also have to remember that we have great power comes with great responsibility so it's a star wars script i know right there are potential dangers associated with ai as well absolutely it's important to be aware of potential dangers

like algorithmic why am i the guy who knows everything about this it's important to be aware of potential dangers like algorithmic bias and the impact that ai can have on employment it's up to us to ensure that ai is used ethically and responsibly very well said boobie no let's wrap up this episode of tf4 thanks for joining us for me No, let's wrap up this episode of Tea at Four. Thanks for joining us, Bobby. My pleasure, guys. Looking forward to the next one. What?

Very well said, Bobby. No, that gave... That gave me chills. Honestly. Wow. Quentin Tarantino is quaking in his boots. What? That was classic. I'm not going to lie.

Something tells me that I feel like you'd be able to detect if someone was a hundred like if i was like kidnapped and i was reading yeah you would know yeah because even the well said wow it's given fucking 1800s oh my days that was exciting that was fucking funny let's not do that again so if it's able to write a little script someone i struggle with dating profiles can it can it can you imagine but then how specific do you have to be because imagine with what we just did right none of us sound like that none of us talk like that absolutely not so what keywords are we putting in to describe ourselves? Yeah, I can't even think of that in my own brain. And how is an AI tech going to convert that

to the best dating profile ever? Yeah, to be fair. And if we ever get to a place where you actually can't muster up those keywords about yourself and you're relying on a robot to do it for you, you probably have a flashlight of a robot or a sex doll sat behind you at home do you guys want to give me some keywords about yourself

and I'll write you both or I'll get chatGBT to write you both a dating profile how many keywords do you want let's go with like three keywords or like things you're interested in you have the gym gym oh yeah

you need to be able to meet me okay uh gym yeah spontaneous yeah it's not a hobby it's not a hobby no'm not 28 it's important info i am 28 oh okay i've said write me a dating profile for a girl called christy who is 28 she loves the gym she's spontaneous and she loves food okay let's see what what we get please be fine please be good please be good i might start a tinder profile slap it on tinder as soon as this is ready okay are we ready yeah um oh okay oh okay what's going on right name christy age 28 occupation fitness instructor

okay so about me i'm a fitness fanatic who loves spending time at the gym pushing myself to new limits and constantly striving for improvement but don't let that fool you i also love to indulge in delicious food and spontaneous adventures whether it's trying out new restaurants or heading out on a last minute road trip i'm always up for something new and exciting my friends would describe me as fun loving outgoing always up for a good laugh i'm a social butterfly who loves meeting new people and exploring new places when i'm not at the gym or out on an adventure you can usually find me curled up with a good book or catching up on my favorite netflix shows boring if anyone wrote that much on their tinder profile it's a fucking cv i'm gonna try it here's

what you're looking for though it says what i'm looking for i'm looking for someone who shares my passion for fitness and adventure someone who isn't afraid to try out new things who can keep up with my energy and enthusiasm a sense of humor is a must oh yes as is a love of good food and great company yeah if you're looking for a girl who would keep you on your toes and always bring a smile to your face, then look no further than Christy. Let's get together and see where our spontaneous spirits take us. You were talking in third person at the end of that.

Basically, that ended a bit cringe. But I'm here for it. Really? That's me to the T, not the reading the book, though. That's me to the T, though. I don't know. I don't know if many people will. I think we'll try it.

I'm actually gonna create a Tinder account today with that description. And then let's see if they come rolling in. See what happens next week. Yeah. We're gonna try it out. Please save it, Bobby. Okay, Lauren, give me your three things.

Traveling. Yeah. Travelling. Yeah. She likes travelling. Harry Styles. Yeah, sure. Harry Styles. And I like films. Or war.

Warcore. Okay. I love films. Films and Warcore. Yeah, sure. Okay. All right. Here we go. We don't even know walker i don't know

but we'll see okay chat gbt gpt come on here we go okay oh okay you're ready okay name lauren age 26 occupation filmmaker it's interesting okay so you're about me i'm a passionate adventurer with a love for traveling discovering new cultures and experiencing life to the fullest when i'm not jet setting around the world you can usually find me culled up with a good book okay just like my friend christy or catching up on my favorite harry styles album i'm also a huge film buff with a soft spot for indie flicks and thought-provoking documentaries one of my biggest passions one of my biggest passions is warcore yeah yeah the art of parkour combined with military style

in my soldier outfit come on i love the rush of adrenaline i get from pushing myself to new limits and exploring the world around me in unique and exciting ways despite my love for adventure and pushing myself to new limits i'm also a hopeless romantic at heart okay yes i believe in true love and finding that special someone who shares your passions and complements your strengths what i'm looking for okay that's good okay i'm looking for someone who shares my love of adventure and is willing to take risks and try new things someone who's kind genuine and isn't afraid to be themselves around me. A love of music and films is a big plus, as is a willingness to try out some warcore moves with me.

Why is it so wrong? I'm not fucking doing any exercise with you. If you're looking for someone who would take you on a wild adventure and show you the world in a whole new light, then Lauren is the girl for you. Let's take on the world together, one parkour move at a time single men reveal yourselves

they fucking park her in sorry walk or whatever it is wow it's not that clever if you don't know what walk or is you know what it is the beginning is fine and then as soon as it goes to what you're looking for it's just like random i mean it was a little bit right yeah but at the end of the day is the robot gonna what you're looking for, it's just like. Random. I mean, it was a little bit, right? Yeah. But at the end of the day, is the robot gonna go find that for me? No, it's gonna be a human me.

Yeah. With all of this AI tech stuff at the moment, I couldn't feel more like, you know, like a mum or a boomer. When they like grab the phone and they're like. Do you know what I mean? And I'm like, what is this? I'm hearing about ChatGPT.

I'm thinking it's about an msn messenger for me and my doctor dumb dumb big girl i think it's the wording as well it's like chat gpt i'm thinking what what yeah just say fucking robot or internet or google sister there you go but do you remember like back in the day for me personally like tech was the interactive whiteboard the absolute adrenaline that would rush through my veins when the teacher was like right someone come up and do the calibration please and i was like you mean me and you can play volunteer and you can pick what color you want to use as well tap tap yeah everyone in the class absolutely frothing at the mouth because they're so jealous the noise is so nostalgic exactly i'm absolute pandemonium that would happen when

a supply teacher would come in yeah and wouldn't have a clue about the interactive whiteboard and use a normal pen oh my god and that noise on the whiteboard yeah absolutely um angry yeah not not interested in the lesson at all yeah and that and then do you also remember like oh tamagotchis please tell me about tamagotchis or that little girl that was like trapped in that house and it was just like lauren her name who did you trap in the house don't know her name but um the fact that like these little yeah like it wasn't a polypocket it was just this other little girl that just like moved left and right in that house no no no no but it's just like these kind of

technologies like things online i have a hotel oh my i always wanted that one that was like imvu because it always had like sex looking ads no not like that but like the girls and boys on it were being like yeah but you had to pay for that one yeah sims yeah i love a sims yeah sims is good i love a good sims i don't play it now but i know there's like how many versions of sims have come out right now what version are we on right now to be honest i don't know but i watched a really good one the other day on tiktok i'm kind of on like sims talk where like people get so many mods and they do stuff like um for example well to be fair we did that in our day didn't we when you have when you have two sims having sex yeah and then you

pause it and then when it'll be blurred take away the bed so you just get a peek of their sexual awakening for a few people that's how you create babies yeah just blurred mouths there you go me with war and weird noises yeah oh my days bring that back in it but then these days these kids have like twitter tumblr porn we're there taking the fucking yeah blurred filter off of sim right in your face literally yeah just doing play site which i like that the internet was a lot more um you know how do i say innocence oh do you remember floppy disks what did they ever do oh i never understood what they were you know

me neither so sinister looking even now looking at i'm like so you put this in and how is it meant to save what does what does it even save how's a fax machine work? You put paper in it and then paper comes out. But how? Through like the cord. I don't know, it makes me feel sick. So terrifying. How does it actually work? I don't know.

Do you remember being on the phone in the house and you could hear, if you picked up the phone in another room, you could hear the person having a conversation. Yeah. I remember that. And then the cord let's say the cord cord phones oh my god yeah when my nan used to go on the phone to her friend and i'd pick up the phone from the other room i'd be like you used to breathe out the phone i tried not to i just couldn't breathe out my nose i wasn't slick i was not slick oh my gosh i remember that or like what i feel like there was a time where you couldn't use the phone and also be on the internet yeah no not a thing

that is so weird so your mom would be like get off get off fucking have a hotel i've got to call your mom yeah me can you imagine and now it's like anywhere you go anywhere you can go you're connected scary yeah yeah it used to be like you had to tell people oh i've got to go now like i can't talk to you anymore now you can you can't use that excuse like i do miss that do you yeah being disconnected yeah being offline yeah but nowadays like it's everywhere like especially the artificial intelligence intelligence stuff like going to the supermarket you actually don't have to speak to another human like you're you're doing everything yourself you're scanning everything

you're putting it through you're taking yourself out the supermarket those fucking amazon fresh stores the kind of i haven't been on this been in there yet have you been in an amazon yeah but i just had a like side eye around like i don't know it just seems so like futuristic it just seems dodgy feels like i'm loot in a store i think for me what scares me the most about like augmented um augmented is oh my god yeah i'm on the augmented yeah women in stem ai is like i feel like it's thinking for you do you get what i'm trying to say i just don't get why people worry to a point where they're like, oh, they're going to take over.

Like, this is going to be the next stage of evolution. Because they will. I feel like humans are creating it. Humans want an easy lifestyle, right? So we're going to do everything in our power to make it easy for us to live a very, you know, nicely chilled life. So as in, so a world where the computers do the jobs and then i can go just like like piss about all day yeah i mean you can date robots now

i don't want to do that well some people are yeah there's like crazy people out there that actually date robots or have sex with robots that sex toys that are robots and it's yeah they've got them ones that if you're a long distance couple you can both have like a hand or a pair of lips silicone lips yeah and then it kisses back yeah i'm not gonna lie can you imagine you're sleeping at night and then a pair of lips just coming that's fucking what adam's family shit that is scary i don't think that's normal can you imagine that's like toy story but in yes it's it's weird it's so weird i'm not for it it's just like i you have your own hands thank you i don't need a mechanical one this is the part of the episode where we react to your brutal confessions from the internet

let's see how crazy y'all been okay right number one i hated the couple next door they were rude loud and let their dog shit everywhere i put a note in their letterbox that said he's cheating on you the house went up for sale shortly after i now have a nice old lady as a neighbor maybe he was no this is tactical he's just made up this lie he's been a homewrecker just kill the dog sorry that that was a brutal what you just said okay um wow i mean okay it was clever no it is it's quite vindictive that's i'm into it he saved himself yeah yeah i hear it but yeah brutal nine nine cleverness ten yeah see no chat gpt could have posted that through a letterbox could they all right when my ex-husband had a wank he would pull his foreskin up and squeeze at the end to catch the jizz

then he'd empty it in to a sack at the side of the bed so glad we got divorced and i never have to wash his crispy socks again are you sure that's not a sport is he because yo are you okay I feel like white in the face grey pull his foreskin up and squeeze at the end to catch his jizz I need to stop imagining things but no but boys do this it's a big thing in like TV

that they like keep things in a sock yeah but that's disgusting Chrissy I'm not defending them I'm saying from my references I mean if you're gonna clean your own socks i get it but yeah these girls are putting up for too much and the thing that's actually mad your sock is gonna go into the laundry basket and get into my jumpers fucking foreskin on my can you matter chuck it in the bin oh stop that what are we rating that like yeah um i'm with you i'm also just like not into this no offense this level of woman that just

doesn't like call men out on doing this shit that's like the remember last time the one with like the belly button yeah fucking yeah please okay right all right my wife was heavily pregnant so i had one last night out with the boys went back to this girl's place had the best sex i've ever had in my life that same woman delivered my child three weeks later not a word said between us i wanted to die i'll never forgive myself can you imagine the awkwardness in the delivery room? Midwife crisis. All right, push. All right, dad, yeah.

Dad, yeah, because you would definitely scream. Side eye. Do you want to be side eye? Damn. Man of fucking pigs. How can you do that when your wife is heavily pregnant? And what are the chances oh my god i'd kill him in that i'd get the umbilical cord wrap it around my husband's neck and fucking at the

same time you wouldn't know i will i do know girls find out everything yeah can you imagine when that so when i was popping your big headed child out my fucking fat head see lou jr used to had my god that's awful that's that's brutal 10 that's giving you don't seem real yeah seems like soap soap content okay right bottom three i used to help out at a nursing home this old russian lady would relay the same tale over and over her husband drank and hit her it was sad for sure but one day she leaned over and whispered he was he was arsehole drunk so i pushed him down the stairs dead i think she said it in an accent i can't do it he was arsehole drunk so i pushed him downstairs dead whoa she in the room with us now well um so what you're saying is this is a

murder confession yeah these are my confessions i mean yeah another one take it to the grave not much we can do about it now no but her husband drank and hit her yeah exactly fucking fine i wouldn't like i wouldn't tell anyone i wouldn't but then i would also i wouldn't push him down the stairs i'll probably try johnny's flipping alcohol kill the dog 2.9 well yeah i mean ain't nobody hitting me i can't really defend him no nor can i defend her so you do you queen yeah but don't don't don't kill people don't kill people we're not we're not saying that no don't do that are we reading that i'd give that uh shockingly only like a six i don't know why i was gonna be quite unfazed by these things i was gonna

give her like a seven you know okay yeah she might be making it up when i'm at that age i'm just gonna make shit up elvis presley seem interested right yeah yeah that'd definitely be me i mean he was dead when i was born but next one yeah my daughter was kicked out from tiktok because she's only 10 i reported her account and got her kicked out she doesn't know neither does my wife what uh overprotective dad yeah i mean i see some of the stuff on tiktok i get it but she's 10 but be honest but it depends what is your daughter doing on tiktok she's dancing do you know what i mean so what's what no he's got an account on tiktok that he's doing something very very bad and he doesn't want the daughter to see that's why he reported

that account what could he possibly be doing those fucking pickle challenges maybe that or maybe i don't know he's just there doing thirst traps yeah put your fucking phone down no yeah i'm pretty sure he's doing something neither does my wife yeah he's doing something wow she doesn't know neither does my wife he's doing something i mean you're making up a whole backstory but i love it no he's doing something yeah he's doing something so whoever you are they're gonna find out soon yeah we'll find you don't worry about that we'll be rating that brutal meter seven yeah i was gonna say six that was worse than the person killing someone else fucking out i'm tiktok addicted all right last one oh i have done i have done all my team's

personal development plans this year using chat gpt really and they are and they are the best looking pdp documents i have ever done and they took a fraction of the time i'm not gonna lie if my i don't know what any of that just meant so basically personal development in what work oh right so they use chat gpt yeah and they are the best looking pdp so personal development plans documents i have ever done and they took a fraction of the time all right what do you want a medal i think that's just so rude yeah so rude all my hard work yeah and you haven't taken the time to actually think how i've impacted the company you lazy pig you lazy bastard yeah yeah fair enough it took fraction of the time but yo like you're this is people's livelihoods lazy generation yeah told you we'll be rating that nine yeah nine as well i never want to see that

yeah please behavior for my managers think about what i've done and make sure until i come thank you yeah yeah and that was brutal guys okay yeah so this is the part of the show where you spill the tea and we try not to oh my god that was horrible are we ready right i deliver medication for a living i was making a delivery at a residential home with a buzzer entry system which usually takes at least two minutes for someone to answer i pressed the

button and without giving it too much thought simultaneously let out a long loud fart to my horror the door opened immediately as i was still mid-fart as if this wasn't bad enough it stunk and i mean bad the door opening must have dragged the odor inwards and the poor care worker got the full belt of it whilst i stood there red-faced still sounding like a chainsaw at full throttle the woman didn't say a word she just gave me a disgusted look before snatching the meds off me and slamming the door in my face how could you say anything she's disgusted by the smell yeah i'll actually out on that if only you could hear the sound of the funny that's always fucking funny they are i don't

know why people like it's even worse when you don't like acknowledge it or when you think it's like a quiet one yeah what can you do that whoops it's's life. Yeah. All right, then. I accidentally rode our enormous pet fucking... Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I accidentally rode our enormous pet pig backwards. I'm in my late 50s and we live on a farm. I was trying to get into the house yard and keep the pig out, but pigs are very determined.

He is huge, as high as my hips, but decided to try and get past me by going through my legs i was wearing a skirt and we got tangled up together and i ended up on his back riding him backwards across the yard by then he was in no mood to put up with my nonsense and tipped me off i fell and slammed my head onto a rock and ended up with the most ridiculous concussion in human history. What? Why was me actually having a fear that that was going to turn to sexual? I thought the pig was going to lick her out. I don't know.

That's why I was a bit on edge. I was like, hold on. Under the skirt, I know you're riding the fucking pig. Oh my God. No. Do you know what I charlotte's web deleted things how dare you that's fucking fucked honestly but it was just fine he's just riding the rodent i don't know it's called. A rodent? I don't know. It was a pig.

Okay. Oh, sorry. Okay. All right. Are your mouths nice and full? Yeah. Okay. A guy I used to work with went to visit his in-laws for the first time.

It was a long journey, but not enough to warrant a toilet break. By the time he got to his in-laws, he was b for a poo so he asked if he could use the toilet he made sure to evacuate the poo in a similar time it would take to have a wee unfortunately for him his poo was quite large and wasn't for flushing time was ticking and my friend started to panic he knew if he flushed again then everyone would have known he'd gone for a poo so in desperate panic he picked the poo out of the toilet and chucked it out the window washed his hands and walked downstairs a new man in into the conservatory where he found his soon-to-be bride and her doting parents horrified at the turd that had just landed on their clean conservatory what is it when people touch and poo shit between bricks

like what's going on like just fucking flush it, just fucking flush it. Yeah. Just fucking flush it. I quite like the idea of saying evacuated my poo though. That's quite war call. I love that.

No, but only just, just flush it. Just flush it. Catch it, bend it, kill it, flush it.

Catch it, fucking see it, say it's sorted oh no where did it land on the people on the conservatory roof oh my christ

and you know conservatory is clear glass can you imagine that can you imagine the sound you're thinking is that

is that what fucking bird is it a bird is it a plane what fucking shit imagine coming downstairs to that everyone's just looking at you i'm so sorry last year for my 24th birthday i was on my way to a club with my friends i hadn't eaten anything as a person celebrating their birthday all right

i hadn't eaten anything as a person celebrating their birthday correlation yeah obviously why are you fucking eating on your birthday? That's how I read it wrong. That's how I was like, what? No. You see how this morning you were like, you were like, oh, I'm wet because of the rain. I'm fucking wet because I spilled a flippin' tea.

New tea. We'll try that one again. That's such a funny fucking tie-dye delivery delivery Bobby delivery okay well that delivery

got the laugh so that was really funny okay all right that makes more sense I didn't eat because it was so funny

I was like what it was like your reaction killed me I was like okay okay no because I was deep in it i was like oh maybe people do that like i won't eat anything it's a thing obviously okay last year for my 24th birthday i was on my way to a club with my friends i hadn't eaten anything and as a person celebrating their birthday

i had been bought shots left right and center by the time i got there i was so wasted that i knew what i had to do i turned to my bestie and asked her to come with me to help me tactical chunder little did she know what she was about to go through in the bathroom i started hurling so bad that i'm arched like a cat by this point my, my ass is out, my tights are ripped, and for some reason, I'd also pulled down my pants. This one hurl really took it out of my whole body and spirit. And as I vomited into the toilet, a poo missile shot out my ass underneath the toilet right through the door to the other side.

My poor bestie had to clean it up. right through the door to the other side my poor bestie had to clean it up that is her sis for real yeah because pellets fucking world war back there say hello to my little friend whoa i mean if you're really poorly It's so hard to like just contain Everything to one middle stomach Right okay so last two I've got some ones written by Chat GPT So we'll see

See if the robots make us laugh Let's see how good you are So I basically just said Write an embarrassing story from the perspective of a girl who had a bad date okay okay so i have no idea if this is funny so i was so excited for my date with brian we had been chatting for weeks and i thought we really hit it off i spent hours getting ready picking out the perfect outfit, doing my hair and makeup just right. But when I arrived at the restaurant, things started going wrong. First of all, Brian was 20

minutes late. I tried not to let it bother me too much, but I was starting to get a little annoyed. Then, as soon as he arrived, he started talking about his ex-girlfriend, like non-stop. He told me all about their relationship and how she broke his heart. I tried to steer the conversation in a different direction but he just kept bringing her up. To make matters worse I accidentally spilled my glass of water all over the table. The waiter had to come over and clean it up while Brian just stared at me awkwardly and then when our food arrived Brian ordered the spiciest dish on the menu. He started sweating profusely and couldn't stop coughing i tried to offer him some water but he just waved me off finally i couldn't take it anymore i made up some excuse

about having an early morning and asked for the check as we were leaving brian leaned in for a kiss but i turned my head at the last minute and he ended up kissing my cheek as i walked to my car i couldn't help but feel embarrassed and disappointed i'd been so excited for the date but everything had gone wrong i just wanted to crawl into a hole and never come out sounds like a disney channel scene or something it's a bit too right oh my god no i have like you know like war flashbacks when you get cringes at things you've done one of mine is when i've gone in for a kiss and they've turned their head and then it was like a cheek kiss something from okay well that wasn't funny chat gbt so you do

i mean i did laugh okay yeah i think there was bits where it was like okay yeah right so i've got one more and this this is from a prompt that Lauren gave me earlier. Ready? I never suspected a thing. My boyfriend Jack had always been so sweet and attentive, showering me with love and affection every chance he got. But then one day, I stumbled upon something that would change everything. I was browsing through Jack's computer when I found a folder filled

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I wish I could I wish I could I wish I could I wish I could I wish I could I wish I could I wish I could get you I knew that line would get you I love it oh all right chat GB with prompts funny yeah you need good prompts with prompts okay rest the story at first I thought it was just a joke but then I saw sorry I can't read

it's funny it's funny come on get it I'm sorry hold it Christy hold it

she's doing Braxton Hicks hold it hold it hold it sorry I'll straight face it wait

okay I'm so confused serious that's fine Don't laugh I can't I can't anymore I can't even see

What's going on with the contractions? Let me get through it Oh my god Bobby just please Be strong Please land producer Please land At first I thought it was just a joke But then I saw the pictures of

him with another woman dressed up as nateri okay so the story goes so i saw the pictures of him with another woman dressed up as nateri it hit me like a ton of bricks jack had been cheating on me i confronted him about it but he just tried to deny everything but i knew the truth he had been sneaking around behind my back dressing up in costumes and pretending to be someone else it was like he had a whole other life that i knew nothing about i couldn't believe it i trusted jack with everything and he had betrayed me in the worst way possible i tried to understand why he'd done it was he bored with our relationship did he not find me attractive anymore? But he just shrugged and told me it was just a hobby.

I couldn't stay with him after that. It was too much to bear. Every time I looked at him, all I could see was Jake Sully, the character he had been pretending to be. It was like he wasn't even a real person anymore. Leaving him was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, but I knew it was the right thing. I deserve better than a boyfriend who would cheat on me and dress up like a fictional character it's been months since we broke up but I still can't get the image of Jack as Jake Sully out of my head it's a constant

reminder of how much he hurt me and how much I deserve someone who will treat me with love and up as jake sully i mean sis absolutely yeah well okay so something called chat gpt is the funniest fucking person in the world with prompts with prompts wow so does chat gpt um clean up as well well guys I say thank you for watching and I do hope that you guys enjoyed this week's episode if you've got any fun don't spill the teas

please feel free to send them to us so you can have us look like this thank you see you next week. Bye. Bye.