Tea at Four - Ep 2: More Cash Pigs, Please

Episode Date: December 30, 2022

Hi, and welcome to Tea at Four! A brand new podcast series by Four Nine, where Lauren, Billy and Christie talk about all things that should have stayed in the group chat- your icks, picks and hot takes straight from your friendly girls and a gay. This week we debate if NASA are gaslighting us, Billy shares his stories about feet pics and we chat about the ever growing community of cash pigs.

A dog bit my brain and it yacked my head back. Literally dude. That's disgusting. Yeah, rabies. Let's get into it guys. Let's go, go. Come on, how is everybody? Good, good. I actually wanted to talk about, just briefly, I saw something on TikTok and it was like weird conspiracy theories and one really freaked me out.

Which one? Well, you know you mentioned Nata. I'm having a breeze in a bit there. weird conspiracy theories and one really freaked me out which one well you know you mentioned nasa so they were talking about like nasa yeah was originally um a science program to um discover under the sea and then they stopped that all of a sudden and all of a sudden now they couldn't get the submarines off the ground no they they were exploring they were exploring under the sea in what rocket submarines science program like developed to explore the sea yeah what was in the sea yeah and then all of a sudden something happened and now they're focused on trying to get us off planet earth they're exploring planets they're exploring new bound like like

extraterrestrial that's you know i mean like something they don't explore the sea anymore for a reason and they're exploring planets and they're exploring like when was it what time we talking when was this i don't actually know because i just saw this on tiktok oh a repeatable i mean this is quite concerning because i read somewhere that... You can read. I can, I can, I can. Makes fun of us. I read somewhere that in 2030, people can actually start like travelling to the moon. Yeah, you can live on the moon.

But why? Yeah, what is on the moon? But why? Not until you get a McDonald's on the moon will I go. Why? That's very concerning. The fact that you said that about the sea and now they're... What's in the sea? What's in the sea? What's in the sea we've got titanic shipwreck we've got exactly that is one thing that's all i've got vibranium in the sea vibranium vibranium um maybe the cameras that

film like blue planet and stuff blue planet blue planet blue planet you don't know how to believe planet blue planet is this bbc bbc the bbc blue Planet Echo no the only thing she knows on BBC is the Avengers oh yeah that's crazy that's quite scary isn't it

I think NASA are actually gaslighters because they actually said the same thing they said the same thing about Route 66 right that there's some

some kind of aliens just hang it Area 61 Route 66 it's a highway it's a highway oh my god here is my you know those rumours about old Route 66 It's a highway Oh my god Here is my

You know those rumours About old Route 66 Oh my god My American My American Knowledge Is a little bit rusty Oh dear

Area 66 Area 51 NASA has said Something about We can't go near there They won't ever tell the truth They shut down the alien unit I don't know

What's going on there I've driven past Area 51 when I was doing an American road trip and they've got these giant pop-up shops

that are saying visit the aliens come see our aliens yeah yeah and we were like do we don't we so they are there you've just not

gone to see them yeah obviously I've seen aliens I've met loads of them actually didn't you see it twice alien superstar by Beyonce I'll be staying at them actually didn't you see it twice alien superstar

by Beyonce I'll be staying at home I won't be going to visit no aliens period wait have they got wifi so I can play on TikTok

I don't think so that's serious but surely wifi even closer to the satellite isn't that wifi that would be yeah

that would be quite sick though three people with three brain cells sitting in a room speaking of TikTok Lauren you said something that you yeah that'd be quite three people with three brain cells sitting around speaking of tick tock lauren you said something that you came across the other day and i was like you need to bring it up so please do share enlighten us i'm obsessed there's these videos that keep coming up on my for you page and i don't know if i'm just interacting with the algorithm

there too much um these women that have this transaction with men, it's non-sexual. It's completely like a power play thing. And they'll meet up with a guy at a cash point, just your local Tesco Express. And they will just go like, get me out 50 pounds. Get me out 20 more pounds for being late.

And the man is just there putting in his pin, giving more. Yes, master. Yes, master. More of that, please. Where do I sign up for this? Yeah. How do you actually sign up for it?

Don't put Alec a flyer on my Instagram. Who wants to take me to the cash point? Yeah, cash babies. Oh, yeah, cash babies. That's the thing, right? So maybe like a hashtag because you remember back in the day it's like cash at me.

So maybe a hashtag I'm a cash baby you're my cash baby me. And maybe somebody would fly into my DM and be like, yeah, let's meet me here, you know, 5pm at like cash app me so you're like there's maybe a hashtag i'm a cash baby you're my cash baby maybe somebody would fly into my dm be like yeah let's meet me here you know 5 p.m at a cash point yeah that would actually be the nicest dream no no no like sexual favors involved i just got a act which i'm actually really good at so it's like a bit like a sugar baby but without having to really do anything and you can be a little bit more dominating with it i find that so interesting because like obviously a lot of people are doing it now and i think before

be like oh what the hell is that that's very that's so you know obscure or bizarre but now it's just like yeah it's the new normal sexual empowerment all that things you know i mean yeah i completely agree and it's like like people who make um like only fans and stuff like that like it's so common nowadays i think good on you like putting the power back in like the normal person's hand it doesn't have to be like this really dirty transaction even like sex work and things like that like there's a way to normalize it there's a way to make it less to be stigma yeah even things like this is just so funny. I love it.

For all the years that women have been oppressed, like you've got people that Andrew Tate are spouting absolute shit about women. So what if my girl over there stands at a cash point and tells a man get another 50 pounds. Get another 50 please. If he wants to do it, let him do it. And if he's putting more in my pocket, put more.

Keep going, keep going, keep going until there's nothing in your account and it's gone but then guys i don't know if let's say for instance you're all getting a little key behind yeah she like christy can you get me what would you guys do if like let's say you're just like imagine you're at you're at a cash point right yeah you're taking money out let's say you needed like a tenner and then a guy approaches you and it's like oh i can take you out some more if you want what would you what would you do would you be like i step back make sure my card wasn't in the machine on yours yeah what do you want in return what's the price

yeah would you not be a bit curious like okay what's what's going on here i don't question men these days you don't no really no i'll just take it for what it is does anybody have any interesting cash baby stories not myself but yeah i know someone that's a cash baby um i actually i have a personal one myself as well okay babes if you're listening right now oh i can start off i like my friend had someone approach them and was like can you send me pictures of your feet and i'll send you some money and they were like yeah absolutely and they started having this bit of transaction in person or no no like via instagram and we were going away and they were like they were like giving it or this guy's gonna send me like 50 quid for this watch this send me 50 quid trust me i'll buy us around took a picture for the feet sent it dry

dry and i was like no so make sure make sure if you're gonna do it get the coin first oh my god no no i've done the not me personally this is my personal story so it was just like it was quite a cold winter's night. Everyone just needed a little pick me up. Do you know what I mean? There's this guy that's been messaging me and messaging me and messaging me. Asking for pictures. Of your feet?

No, just pictures at first. And I'd never opened the messages. Obviously, I don't know what you're wanting from me. So I opened them after a few glasses of wine. And I'm like, how how much and of what and then he replies it's like oh a feet picture let's just give him a chance so i'm with my friends and friends and um we decide that friends are friends of friends just a couple of us and this other girl's happy to get her dogs out and pretend it's me and then i put my jumper on and like caress my hand

around my foot to make it look like because i ain't showing my dogs for free absolutely no well they won't be for free with it yeah but no i hadn't got the money yet so i was like if this all goes wrong this ends up online like i can just say i know it was on my toes you actually got fooled so i sent the picture over yeah what do i know monzo back 25 pound just bought another bottle of wine for everyone which you know is nice but now he's in my DMs asking for my knickers in the post

so I don't think anyone's paying for a picture of my hogs my hogs or my dogs I mean if I get my feet done a nice little penny really

yeah man maybe I could do some kind of cash baby exchange with Leonardo DiCaprio or someone that's really rich you're too old

oh yeah true but also he's not good looking enough anymore to do that what no he's with Gigi Hadid yeah or someone that's really rich. You're too old. Oh yeah, true. But also, he's not good looking enough anymore to do that. What? No, he's with Gigi Hadid. Yeah, she's- He's pegged, man. Really? Yeah, man.

Yeah, yeah. Still? Yeah. Wrong. I think he's pegged still, yeah. Yeah. What do you guys think, guys? Don't you think?

Ask our audience below. Yeah, what do you guys think? Hello? What do you think, ants? If you could sleep with any celebrity, who would it be? My husband, Nazir, Olubin, Dario Jones. Is that Phil Mitchell's real name? Hit the mark.

Oh, God. But, yeah, I'd marry, I'd sleep with Naz. nas i mean i'm already halfway there in it are you i've got pictures everywhere oh my god i'd say that's halfway yeah i'm just waiting for billy to photoshop me that's halfway to a restraining order i think mine would be like jonathan. Yeah. If you're watching this, by any chance, or if you're on TikTok. No,

say it with confidence. Say it with your chest. Come on, Billy. Say it. Show yourself. Let's go. Hold on.

You have to see your face as well. Yeah, perfect. True love. Hi there. If you're watching this, if you're watching, please feel free to email me.

Email him. Or message me. Or message. postcard smoke flare i'll be waiting i'll be waiting you know there's actual websites out there it's like soul fetish website so you can like put use tonal clippings on there lose use pants like i mean someone can buy that yeah men can buy that like big 25 pound put them on there didn't get a single

wick no that's even more embarrassing when you've got a whole selection of dirty pants and no one wants it yeah but I'm all

I think I would do feet pics yeah I would you can't identify with my feet yeah a lot worse for a lot less

well so I have a friend that sends a guy pictures and texts and for every 20 minutes she'll get 20 pounds i would do that i'd do that anyway i reckon i love taking pictures he was like you want a picture let me post for you now. Let's have it. Post for you now. Yeah, there's someone I see on TikTok come up. They kind of like sell their underwear and their bodily fluids. What? What do you mean that? Like their spunk.

And they sell it? Yeah, yeah. How do you collect it? Well, their TikTok. Well, their TikTok. Well, that works. Their TikTok. It's just like them talking about it very open. they're like yeah i might care is this such a still a blurred line like it's like if a woman posts too much in like a bikini

she seems like like begging asking for it i think it also doesn't help that there is this kind of wave of like menists like male feminists like they kind of like like that guy you spoke about oh andrew tay yeah like just similar kind of person was talking about they're on a date situation set up and he was asking what her body count was right and like that subject makes me laugh it's weird though because like i don't know is it a taboo thing or is it something we should be really open about as is it is it easier for men to talk it versus women like men openly talk about how many yeah have you seen that video of the guy that where he's like um oh if a girl's been with loads of men i don't want them yeah yeah yeah you want someone's experience so

yeah sir yeah yeah i mean it's a bit different In the Old gay community Don't talk buddy Count Stop counting I don't think I feel like you should be open If you want to speak about it Then speak about it

It's one between you And that person Yeah But I don't think There should be like a Oh I would rather not know Yeah do you think it's relevant?

I don't think it's relevant I don't really care If you're open with the person Enough to speak about it Then yeah But don't force somebody to kind of like what is yours like if you don't want to say about it i don't want to find it weird like also don't get offended if you are like it's just curiosity but also you can't just be like oh no that's seedy i think would i ask if i'm yeah so what's your what's your hi you're right yeah how many girls have you i don't think I don't think I want to know

no because in your head you're thinking oh I'm number 25 oh fuck well I think it changes your perspective and then

it does it changes your whole perspective on a person is this person like I don't know but I also don't care like if someone sleeps around a lot

like not obviously if you're in a I don't know if they're safe if you're in a I mean like if you're in a relationship you know you're in a relationship

but then also like some people I think Especially like The gay community Open relationships Are quite common Common yeah

So let's say Hypothetical situation You went on a date With a person Yeah Who had A list in their notes Of like

Over 80 people Over 80 That they'd been with Whether you talk about it or not Yeah Or it eventually came out Do you think that would have affected you going on

a second date with them? No I don't think it's about the body parts it's not about the count I don't think I don't think it's about the number I think it's weird

I would stop going out because they've got a list of notes yeah that's weird that's weird that's like serial killer shit like keeping a strand of hair from each person you sleep with

can you imagine let's say for instance, you guys are like 12 years, LOL. Six months into the relationship and then you happen to be like, oh yeah babe, can I use your phone

to kind of like pay for something? And you unlock it and it's on the list. So you're thinking, oh babe, so what's going on? You don't want to be like, that kind of list mentality

it's like a scorecard if your relationship is supposed to be based on more than a scorecard and more than just a person you've slept with I don't want to be a number on your phone I want to be the person that you like I read this reddit of this guy

who had said that he's kept his inner spreadsheet for the last 40 years. Shut up! And it's all colour coded and he's been updating it constantly. Do you rate them? I don't know. I've seen stuff where people leave markings and they'd be like 8 out of 10. You've got too much time.

Imagine if he showed his Excel sheet with his friends like guys look through here. Can you imagine? I heard someone said the other day and they're like do you think like you know uber lets you leave reviews should you be able to rate and review dates oh dates that's black mirror shit yeah like you can leave like like but then but then would you even end up going on the dates because there's's no mystery. I've already got a 4.5 sign in front of me. He chose lasagna.

No. Definitely not. No, but that's the thing. That's somebody's opinion. You can't go based on somebody's opinion. You've got to experience it for yourself. But then unless they're dangerous, then you should be able to be like...

Some people are deluded and some people can lie. That's true. And then people have agendas. There you go yeah i would be i would be i would be very so we did in fact ask our audience what they thought about asking about body counts on the first day and um we had 55 percent that they'd rather not talk about it versus 45 percent who said they would so which is quite close closer than i thought it would be because i think yeah there's that fine line between wanting to be really open about like sexuality sexual empowerment things like that but then also i think to ask you on a date is a little bit

yeah you've got to be deep into a relationship yeah i feel like what's the point you're in a relationship why are you asking yeah i was on a date with someone and they were saying that they only sleep or have slept with people who then they've been in a relationship with them now as a single person who's never had a relationship that's not that's not the case for myself um and they were like oh sir and they're about to ask it i was like i'm not giving you an answer and he was oh wait that's a bit rude i was like yeah it's a bit rude yeah do you think that if the person that you're dating is very like popular would you ask them then because obviously it's somebody that's in like um let's say for instance they're an influencer would you ask them then? Cause obviously it's somebody that's in like, let's say for instance, if they were the influencer,

would you ask them? Yeah, that's the thing. Like these are the people like, you know, Harry Jowsey, have you seen him? Like he's about being like sex on the beach. Love on the blind. One of them ones. But he's one of those ones that always says on so many

things, oh, I've slept with like over 400 women. It says like as much as we say we wouldn't care about it there's obviously a line I think it depends on who the person is so if I feel like me personally if the person was like a of a very well known yeah I in my head I'll probably think of us think to ask yeah but I don't think me personally I would I would say yeah depending on the person like if I'm meeting someone on a date I I know nothing about them, that's not something I'd really bring up. But if it's someone like, I don't know,

if I ever go on a date with someone famous. When you go on a date with someone famous? To get into existence. Yeah, depending on like, because I think that reality stars kind of leave a different life to someone who's maybe like famous because of like,

I know like if you went out with someone who's a famous singer, maybe also i'd be a bit like there's so many like sex stories of like people who sleep with like really famous people like who's it i think we know someone who slept with drake it's me all right thanks for ringing up all right that's it no that's a bully count that I would like to be involved in yeah true starting from the rooftops Jakey Bird

I would like to be on that Excel spreadsheet yeah put slip me in your spreadsheet Mr. D you'll be in a lyric how about that you'll be a lyric

oh what would he say do something for me Lauren frigid and stiff as a queen pillow princess no I'm joking Do something for me, Lauren. Rigid and stiff as a queen. Pillow princess. No. I'm joking. I'm so good.

Well, he does live near us now. Yeah, he does. He lives around the corner. So I will pop in and get on that spreadsheet slash album. Yeah, here we go. Period. Slash what? Him.

Him. Yeah. Him. I thought you meant like singing him. Oh, my cheeks are hurting. right who's been mugged off this week basically i was on the bus the other day right and um you know you know in your bus got your airpods in you just go up the bus sit down enjoying yourself whatever so imagine you're sitting down you're you know waiting for your stop whatever whatever and all of a sudden you feel like something yank at you so my head just went and i'm thinking what the hell to turn around to a dog a dog bit my brain Shut up. I yacked my head back. Literally. That's disgusting.

Yeah, rabies. Listen, the shock. Is this like in the 40s? No guys, but the shock. I had to- Who's full braids? They were freshly done as well, you know? What, a single?

No. Multiple. The dog. Oh my God. I don't know if you thought that was spaghetti or you thought that was like a dog toy, I don't know what. But the owner was like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry,

like trying to hold the dog back. I would have been like, listen to me. What type of dog was it? I don't even know what kind of dog. What does that mean though, was it small, was it big? It was a big dog, it was a big dog. How was it, a braid height? A braid height, oh yeah, I was sitting on the chair.

A great day. It was sitting on the chair. Chewing it like straw, like like a horse i felt so violated oh no i'm not gonna lie i'd love to have seen cctv for that can you imagine yeah imagine if the braid came out imagine that or even worse like whiplash exactly cause of whiplash dog bite and then they say dog vibrate

yeah dog wasn't friendly no it was not friendly yeah so the owner was literally struggling to hold the dog back oh my god I still love dogs

oh that's really good for you well done this is what I got awake on today guys she's airless on there so if any of you have been recently

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