Tea at Four - Ep 25: Beige Flags, Festival Fails and Ellie's 5 Year Old Condom

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

Christie, Ellie and Scott chat about the loss of their lifelong icons, their worst festival fails and share the most iconic thing that has happened to them. From Christie meeting Naomi Campbell to Scott being p*ssed on at a festival, we really do spill the tea.

I've carried this round in my bag for the past five years. So it's sentimental. It is. It's my pet. It's your pet. Is it even a date? You should try Hinge. Hi guys, welcome back to Tea at Four. I'm Christy. I'm Ellie.

And I'm Scott. And this is the podcast where we talk all things that should have stayed in the group chat. Woo! Come on, let's go yeah so guys what has been going on this week this week god i don't even know where to start um it's been an emotional week emotional yeah it has been actually tell me why emotional because like people will be dying the sun has been coming out um and yeah it's just been very emotional though you guys think people have been dying and the sun's been coming out it's been a big week it's types of emotions it's been sad it's been different emotions yeah well i know like miss miss tina tina turner exactly yeah that is sad rolling on a river yeah

rolling I didn't even know she was like that what do you know who Tina Turner is yeah like the name

give me a song no that is simply the best by Tina Turner yeah I was gonna say Whitney Houston I'm not gonna lie to you

Tina Turner song well I've said the two I know now I don't know anything else there is another one what saving our mind no no no no no no that's not it one more Tina Turner song um production oh yeah yeah that one baby baby baby baby That one Okay

At least we do know Okay so we do know We do know some Tina Turner songs That's good So RIP to a legend Who else is that that you're sad about? Jerry Springer Oh

Yeah Jerry Jerry Jerry For me it's weird that all our Iconic figures Are passing away Guys we are getting old Who should we be devastated about

if they died like literally mourn like right now yeah I mean I already mourned when Michael Jackson died did you?

yeah I was I cried I don't know how old I was when Michael Jackson died I saw Michael Jackson at his last like public appearance did you?

you know when he was doing like his like announcement for the tour yeah I know you lucky Chris is well jealous I'm well jealous. I'm well jealous.

I've never seen him. I was more excited about Dermot O'Leary. I didn't even know he was Michael Jackson. I was only like eight or something like that. You didn't know who Mr. B was? No, Dermot O'Leary. Michael Jackson. Please put some respect on his name.

You know, the kink of pop. I know. I was young though. You were young? That's funny. So who would you cry? Who would you be in, I'm not coming into work lizabeth i cried did you i almost cried i was on holiday though so i was shaking my ass so who would be your person that you'd cry oh i don't know it'd have to be someone like really big probably like Beyonce probably Beyonce though

no that is fair why are you rolling your eyes I need to hear it I love Beyonce she's a national treasure I hear it but I've had enough of her she's been everywhere

she's been everywhere five times a week I'm tired what about you Ellie I'm gonna be really white girl when we say Harry Styles Harry

oh god not another Harry not another Harry fan not another harry fan harry styles i would say he's just beautiful if no he's all right he's all right um of course my husband nas i was thinking i was like which one i only have one i only have one But yeah If Nas died I promise you I won't come into work I'm sorry My managers

I'm not coming into work Because I'm mourning You see how we mourn 10 days for the queen I'm mourning 15 for now How about that Yeah Country should go

Into mourning for that I'm going to the same For ourselves Yeah That's it Hopefully we won't Mourn anytime soon Yeah

Yeah So guys Mid of the week it's most of the week i'll tell you what what are we excited for what are we excited for come on guys it's summer summer's coming summer it's summer we're gonna be outside yeah what does festivals mean drinking in the sun music yeah yeah is anybody going to any festivals this this year i've got one booked i've got one booked i'm going to solid grooves at dockyards it's in central london so it should be nice and easy to get home from yeah none of that coach home at like four in the morning no no no no on that yeah i'm not going to anything huh no no my son is so boring no festival no concerts no harry styles

this isn't the tf4 podcast anymore it is now the harry styles wait she's going to harry styles after party where there's like a massive after having like a venue like near wembley that's lauren though lauren if you if you watch this come back for harry styles yeah i don't know that he does not even do that i just because i went on eventbrite the other day just seeing what's about and i saw it i was like well I'm going to one, so. I find that festival season is up on us. Like the sun's coming out. The fashion is changing.

Obviously y'all had Beyonce. The Beyonce outfits were crazy festival vibes. I actually wore this top to Beyonce, guys. Oh, you went to Beyonce? I didn't even know that. I did. I went to see her in Cardiff. Oh. But yeah, I bought this top

because it looks like it says Beyonce on it, but it says beyond. Oh. Wait, hold on. It's like an unofficial merchandise. Does because it looks like it says beyonce on it but it says beyond oh wait hold on does that not look no it's no the end looks like the sea look at the illuminati on the shirt illuminati on the shirt it says beyond there's beyonce no that's actually amazing how was it oh? Oh, no, it was so good. It was so good. And I, it was like standing on the pitch in the stadium. So I'd never stood before. And I'm not that big of a Beyonce fan,

but then like now I've been, it's actually, it was so good. What do you prefer, festivals or concerts? I prefer festivals, but I just always go to concerts. I need to go to more festivals. What are the best, what's the best festivals in the UK? So I've been to festivals in Spain, but I just always go to concerts. I need to go to more festivals. What are the best festivals in the UK? So I've been to festivals in Spain, but not in the UK. Obviously the most... Right.

The most common one is Glastonbury. Glasto! Glasto! I've never been in Glasto. I really want to go. I've never been. Isn't it really hard to get tickets yeah apparently

you be queuing up for ages you know you're waiting on the thing you're thinking oh my god let me make sure the site don't crash

but I've never been I've never gone never been no never been have you tried no I don't really like the okay

not to say I don't like the lineup but I don't know I don't who goes to Glaston anybody I think it's like a real mix

of just like big artists like I mean I've seen Nas at Glastgow maybe he's not that big i'm going last day oh yeah um elton john wow the big elton john is the big what does he think brushing the dust off him that's not that's not him okay and i think it's gonna be a long time yeah i feel like glasgow is the epitome of the uk festival culture yeah so like like old and new they sort of have a real mix of like legends and everyone and glasgow is the one that you camp at right yeah see i you can't all of them though no there's some that like so like that i've been to like we are festival in london that's like a few

days but you have to go back and it's love box one of them in victoria i don't think it goes on them but that was a good one yeah yeah that's just like a day one note to ellie you need to go out more yeah i do i do yeah i think the only festival i've been to was i don't know if you guys remember this hackney big weekend so when 2012 when london won the olympics and the olympics were coming in we didn't win the olympics the olympics were coming to to england yeah um they gave out free tickets to residents in hackney so we paid £2.50 to see the likes of Nas, Jay-Z, Rihanna, Trey Songz. Wow. There was so many people.

And I'm pretty sure the video is still on BBC iPlayer. My face is there at three minutes something screaming at Nas. Yeah. Screaming because Nas is looking at me. But yeah, that was the best festival of my life. Really? I don't know. That was the thing.

I hadn't had that before. I wasn't living in Spain at that point. Come on. We'll allow you a break. We'll allow you. But yeah, that was the best festival. But I don't think I could camp at a festival. I'm very old-school.

Yeah, I don't think I could do that. It's not for the week. It's not? No, I've camped at quite a few. Yeah. I camped at Boomtown last year. And I was just like, that that's it i need a year break i can't do another camping festival i get really moody when i don't feel clean like i get

really pissed off see i took a portable shower with me wait what you bought i took a portable shower with me so it's like it's like this big sack that you just fill with water from the tap and then it's black so it absorbs the heat you lay it out in the sun and then you go find a fence and hook it on a fence and it's like a little like shower it was great i know i can't picture it in my head yet it's like a big like sack of just like water and then you hook it on yeah you hook it onto just like a fence it has like hooks and then it's got like a hose that comes out of it and a little handle to switch the hose on i mean it's not like it's not five star but it does the job is it heavy well no i mean once the water's in it yeah and then how do you take the water out it's kind of cool well you put it all over your

body oh or you just pour it out once you're done yeah but like you'd have to fill it up like two times to like wash yourself yeah but at a festival there's hundreds of people. Where are you guys all finding the space to shower together? Not together. I just had swimming. I took swimming trunks with me. Obviously I wasn't just like finding a nice little forest to like strip off and hang the shower at.

But yeah, no, I had like swimming trunks and stuff. But like loads of people had them. And I'd never seen them before like this year at festivals. So like maybe Amazon was like pushing them on the front page right so note to self and those that are listening and watching if you ever need to go to a festival if you're going to your first festival what is it called a port cabin portable shower a port cabin that's what you feel you just wheel the whole thing in yeah you can buy a portable shower and use scott t4 for um shower and use scott t4 for um yeah scott what's your um have you got any gross festival camping stories oh god i can imagine i do i do have a couple so one one was actually my first ever

festival it should have actually scared me off of them but um me and all of my friends like music had finished at reading festival which finishes at about midnight. So we're all in the tent, like, all in an airbed, like, giggling away. And then all of a sudden we think it starts raining. And I was like, it wasn't forecast for rain this week. And, like, we were in a tent where, like, the slope was, like, above our head. Poked my head out of the tent. Someone having a piss literally above our heads on the tent.

Literally happened to me. Yeah, I know. On the tent? Oh, my God, our heads on the tent literally happened to me yeah i know oh my god it's right and we were all like laughing like oh my god is it raining like and then it was like what so i literally got out like whack the side of the tent i was like like i was like we're in here it was all sorry mate so the toilet's literally over there why on my head i mean i mean if it's too far to get to the toilet then you just saw it was at night right he couldn't see it was at night yeah so yeah but surely he could have heard the people giggling beneath him as he's having a wee when you gotta go you gotta go exactly yeah exactly no april showers yeah was it in april

that you went no no no it was august i tell you what there was another really weird one um there was a rumor when i was at boomtown that someone was going around with a jar of slugs and putting slugs into people's tents that's something that you see in the films and it was like it was like yeah even afterwards there was like you know like spotted at boomtown like those pages on instagram or something like it was like oh my god who got slugs in their tent and like it was like a thing who does that it was literally like a heat wave where are you

finding slugs to take into a festival as well and you're walking around who thinks you know what I'm gonna go

to Boomtown and I'm gonna get a bunch of slugs and put them in the tent see you you're getting

slugged like yeah that's enough for me to not go to any festival yeah no no I still want to do it

I have to do it before I die you have to do it I have to do it before I die. You have to do it. You have to do it. Yeah, I'll do it for a day. Yeah. How are all the festivals in Spain? They're good, yeah.

I've never camped out at one. Okay. But obviously, I feel like they're... I don't know. I haven't been to one in England, but yeah, they're just like... It's a very fiestery. Yeah, I just get drunk and... Yeah, I guess it kind of depends which one you gauge you can go to like a very

like traditional okay spanish one yeah or you can go to more like younger person okay dj but they have like random like free festivals where i live like every so often they'll just be like a big like festival thing on the beach i might have to come with you one day yeah i don't know why they don't yeah yeah four take the spanish festival there you go just so crazy because i've heard that there's like some weird like festivals out there as well so i wonder what like like people go to festivals for like what sort of festivals i don't know like a retreat to be fair there's a there's like a festival for everything isn't there is there yeah i suppose so i guess a retreat a retreat yeah a retreat festival but retreat's more about

relaxation yeah like a meditation kind of well they did they did have that when i was at like boomtown like you get up in the morning and be going to like get your breakfast and there'd be people like laying like having like i don't know prayers like said over the spiritual oh not not the juju not a bit of me while i'm hung over not the juju on the beat no no no but yeah have you heard about the cheese rolling festival what oh i've seen that that looks brutal where is that why is it or something yeah so there's like a really really steep hill and it happens like once every year it's been going and you roll down with cheese well they put a wheel of cheese roll it down this hill and everyone just has to like run

after it and like it's like a race to see who can catch the cheese yeah it's so British but um like people break their legs like they'll be rolling down the hill like backflipping like it's horrible i mean great to watch probably horrible to partake in i'd literally be sliding down on my bum like i'm coming for that cheese you know I was thinking about the other day you know like in Spain they used to do like the balls and they let the balls run out yeah I would like when I first moved there they would actually do that and my my brother and my dad would just go and like chase the balls like we'll get chased by balls and the next day they'd literally like blood balls like yeah like oh my god in my head i'm thinking balls

i said you don't know no no guys hold up pause you know the balls that you can be inside and you oh right then all the things you guys there was a famous spanish orb festival you're also like the animal the bull yeah so you get chased by bull I think they'd be like baby bulls but yeah they'd have

like three and you just get chased by these bulls round the streets baby adult uncle aren't you I remember like going down into

like the square the next day there'd be like blood on the floor yeah that's so Spanish though isn't it but they don't do

it anymore yeah of course they can't because yeah I know rspcc so has anyone heard about the beige flag thing i have i know i read it i know red and green flag what's beige i know it's still a bit i mean it's a bit beige about what it even means because i don't really know yeah but i wanted to ask like what would your beige flag be sort of like festival edition okay so wait so something in between yeah so something like i'm trying to think what mine would probably be it would probably be sitting down on a toilet seat like it a festival because like it's not i mean it's not that bad

but then like it's also a bit like who actually sits on the toilet seat at a festival yeah i would have to be so fucked to sit on it i'm sorry five day festival from wednesday to sunday i'm hovering okay there's no way i would ever put my good sweet bum yeah my good sweet bum on a portly by like the third day though you're already just i know you do get into the swing of it so it's no like yeah but that's what i know it's a bit of a beige zone isn't it like would you would you not no so you're straight up red i can't wait I can't shower and you expect me to sit on a bleeding no

no you just have to like hands up eyes up hell no I'm hovering I'm standing and peeing like

holding on to the I'm standing and I'm peeing like that there's no way no that's not a beige flag for me I don't think I sit down on a toilet seat

no I couldn't do it what would be my not a beige flag for me. I don't think I sit down on a toilet seat. No, I couldn't do it. What would be my beige flag? Beige flag? Got on someone's shoulders. I feel like that's a beige flag. That is a beige flag. So when we was at Beyonce, people were going on shoulders.

Oh, that's a red flag. The looks that people were giving. It was like, I'm tall, so I can sit. I'm fine. I'm not gonna lie my first ever concert when i went to see nas of course by myself this time because i feel like a common theme yeah it has to be now sponsor us um there was obviously i'm tiny these guys and their

girlfriends you know you're climbing on top of him i'm like i'm i'm i pulled a girl's pants down because i get that because i was angry i couldn't see so i pulled it down and it's just oh my god if christie's behind you at a concert watch out yeah no it's okay i'll be sitting down no i don't i don't stand no more i don't sit down but yeah that would be a beige flag for me that's a bit of a bite that could be a beige flag so the toilets well that's you because it's definitely not me whatever the standing thing is and maybe like food is there food at festivals there isn't it yeah no i have some of the best food at festivals i get so excited just for the food yeah like obviously i just like once i'm there like money isn't a thing like i'm

at the festival i'm not in real i'm not in the real world anymore but like it will just be like what 10 a.m yeah i'm gonna go get a pork burger like just down the hill gonna go get one like it's like nothing is off limits yeah it's great what about festival fashion like bucket hats and stuff is that beige flags i think bucket hats are a beige flag only because my head's so big they don't fit on i'm with you yeah that one size don't fit all it does not it does not size that one size gives you a headache because you're like I'm trying to squeeze it in so y'all y'all liars about one size every dance move is edging further and further up what do you say Ellie I feel like we've got really big heads. Cause I might. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

My head's actually all right. My head's cute. It's just the hair on the head. My head's cute. But yeah, yeah. Yeah. Festival fashion.

I'm trying to think what else would be a beige flag. I think heavy, heavy patterns that like coords. Or like glitter on your face. I would put glitter on my face. See, I would put glitter on my face, but if you're at a camping festival, that glitter's staying on until you get home but

you're still washing it off behind your ears to be honest when i went to um is it wonderland wonderland or dream or dreamland dreamland is like a soaker festival right okay and paint powder soap foam the lot yeah came back to london obviously we've got a coach back to london because we were in like far chelmsford like essex side yeah i came home looking like absolute car crash right my my hair has paint has bare shenanigans on day five i'm pretty sure my nails still had um the paint in there i you know just cleaning cleaning my ears thinking what the fuck are you doing here i'm thinking pink pink like what's going on but literally is yeah fashion the messiness of festivals it takes a lifetime to just it does get back to normal yeah i get back to normal life but i'm here for

it i'll still do it again so what would your dream festival lineup be dead or alive oh there's a lot there's a lot of i'm like if you guys say dead people i'm gonna be like not dead people like if you guys say rubbish people sorry i'm not going to your concert or alive but like don't make them dead don't make them go on um well we've got to bring back amy winehouse yeah yeah like in in her prime yeah amy winehouse um rihanna i mean she's not dead but in the music industry she's she's yeah she might as well be bringing her we've got to get her back yeah get her back the dust off her even let the babies come on stage and dance for us exactly exactly she's got another one in the way she can't bring the baby out beyonce did beyonce did you know

true yeah Okay who else True I would like to see George Michael Because there's some songs That I just love I'm never gonna dance again Your love is like

That is George Michael That's George Michael Is it not I thought it was Take That Is it Whoa Whoa

That's so offensive i should know this because heather from eastenders loved george michael yeah yeah heather did yeah what does george michael do michael because he's gonna have faith i'm never gonna dance again yeah that's what i was thinking in my head but clearly whatever didn't translate i'm gonna take that fan it clearly um yeah okay george michael sick sorry um who else who else is there i would think of people when you're on the spot michael jackson yeah might be michael jackson yeah we're still quite young do you sure

you want to meet Michael okay wait hold on I actually want to cry because y'all just y'all just violated my heart my chest

really hurts like if because if you see me there's tears in my eyes but I don't want to i don't want to mess up my makeup no my housemate has this really funny story when like about michael jackson yeah so when all of that stuff was like coming out right she went to like a convention and you

could like go and take a photo and it would like cgi like michael jackson behind you but it was like okay that's scary michael jackson like giving you a hug and she's literally like eight years old just smiling like she took it into like primary school for like show and tell day apparently kids started crying when it came up on the projector literally just like yeah like absolute carnage okay um i'm gonna blame him those all right he's not the most i wouldn't like to bump into him in a dark alley teddy bear i mean like love michael how did this get to slander michael jackson i know sorry can we respect can we respect my festival please don't thank you let me land

so i guess mj starting the show so that you can stay. You can't go anywhere. So MJ will start the show. Then, of course, I'm going to have Nas, Amy Winehouse, because they've got a song together, actually, with Nas. Really? Yeah, they do, called Cherry Wine. Yeah, they do, period.

Who else would be? Aaliyah. Yes. You know Aaliyah, right? Yeah. Yeah. You sounded so scared i think i do you think you do i'm really bad with names of people i don't know like is he dead stevie wonder he's not dead is he no he's not dead oh bob marley bob marley oh that'd be a good one yeah yeah good vibes Bob Marley to close the festival

really yeah I think so damn yeah Bob Marley yeah yeah like let's hear yours Ellie then

I've got my friends I don't know let's hear yours then if you think you're let's go George Michael's for one definitely go there alright cool let's go. George Michael's for one. Definitely go there. All right, cool.

Let's go. No, I like your suggestions. All right, cool. Tricky. Who are the other four, though? I have to... Four? No, it's just George Michael.

George Michael, then one. Then George Michael again. Boring. I don't know. It's a difficult decision. Well, I won't be there anyway. They're not having any of christie's money so guys we're gonna play like a game it's basically the spin-off of um room 101 where

of course you'll bring something in but what we're doing we'll bring in something iconic and whoever has the most iconic thing is the winner but unfortunately somebody forgot my trophy so yeah yeah actually that's fighting talk because i've already won right so here we have my iconic item okay so it's actually for an outfit that i dressed up for an icons party so like a british icons party that has hair like this yeah so me and my housemate went as absolutely fabulous who's that does anyone know is it just gone way over everyone's heads absolutely yeah yeah right so they're like no no can't be that iconic then clearly because unless it's first name harry second name star i was gonna say um you went in that scary spice

with spice girls yeah that was it yeah no so the story is actually we went to this icons party yeah we obviously rolled in fashionably late because we are the fashionistas actually we went to this icons party yeah we obviously rolled in fashionably late because we are the fashionistas as we were dressed up as um get there yeah house was so hot everyone had taken off their outfits i was dressed head to toe in denim with this wig and like my mate's got like a massive beehive yeah like we've come through the door no one has fancy dress outfits on it's just us dressed like this had to go rip the wig off in the toilet oh no it was horrible it was horrible it's like it's actually like your worst nightmare oh so there we go there we are yeah yeah that that's me and my housemate yes so yeah that's who we're dressed up as but yeah by the time we got

there no one was in outfits anymore so it was just us dressed up in the party and you guys won right no i didn't win oh we were obviously too late for any bloody competitions or whatever yeah so was everyone drunk at least did you have a good time oh yeah steaming okay champagne bottle was part of the album i love that shout out fab can you can you put it on now shall we oh oh my god it went really well i'm not gonna lie it's that clear lace that lace oh she's a lace front that lace one's good boy can i borrow no but it's blending You're cutting your hair off, Steve. Yes, Scott.

Back to the real cast. Yeah. All right. That's your lovely pet. All right, cool. Lovely. So, I actually forgot that we were doing this. But luckily, I've had this condom in my bag i've carried this round in my bag for the past five years so it's sentimental

it's my pet it's your pet Is it even a date? You should try Hinge. He's been carrying it around for five years. I don't know. Is it like a good luck charm? How do you check the date? There's no date on it. So are you going to use it anytime soon? I don't know. I feel like I shouldn't now.

Maybe I should use it on my honeymoon. Just as like a symbolic experience. I've been keeping you. I've been saving you. This is my first. Wait, hold on. Why is it iconic to you? Because I've had it for I've been saving you for, my first ever condom. Wait, hold on, why is it iconic to you? Because I've had it for,

it's just been in my bag now. It was my first ever condom. I got it when I was at uni, I was just around some guy's house, saw some condoms in his drawer, I was like, can I have a condom? He was like,

sure. Yeah. And I just haven't, I mean, yeah, I guess she, I guess she's quite iconic. Yeah.

I like that. Love that. She's not my friend. She's trying to take my pride. Keeping me safe. Yeah. I like that. Love that. She's not my friend. She's trying to take my prize. Keeping me safe. Yeah, I love that. Just in a different way now. Sponsored by Jurek.

Yes, that's mine. Oh. Yeah. What's yours? All right. I need to know what this is. I'm worrying trees. I'm just going to put my condom on the table now.

So this is my... This trees i'm just gonna put my condom on the table now so this is my this hand right here is iconic right do you want to guess why i mean i can't see anything did you touch someone you touched nas oh on saturday just passed i was at the Burner Boy concert, right? And I happened to be like filming content. And this hand shook the Mrs. Naomi Campbell on Saturday. Did you wash it? Of course I did. Oh, I was going to say. That's pretty cool.

That is quite good. She was just at the concert, come to enjoy. And I stand next to Damson Idris, but he's a twat. Who? Damson Idris. I have no idea who damson interest i don't know who that is it's not harry styles it's not harry she wouldn't know yeah this hand shook hands with me that's that is that is quite iconic actually that's very iconic why don't you do like a handshake or something like that with me i don't think i don't think she would want to hand like yeah quick fist bump do you know what i mean it's a bit scary oh hi nice to meet you oh tarly thanks darling yeah she's very that's mad though you can say you've met

naomi campbell now yeah i stood right next to her and literally i've got her like we're partying whilst watching the concert that's sick that is sick that's my iconic piece wow your hands obviously I've got to make sure I pose like a fashion model because she's a yeah

yeah I was thinking that I thought your hand looked different this morning I told you like it's more delicate you know

when I'm typing it's got sort of like ooh a nice little flair should I open the door with finesse my nails were done when I shook typing it's got sort of like ooh a massive little flare trying to open the door with finesse my nails are done when I shook her hand

because I yeah when you went to get his croissant I was like let me just you know when I oh yeah

oh the way you're holding that tea is so it's insane I'm actually looking more at your face your face is more it's insane i'm actually looking more at your face your face is more it's not i'm a couple clumsy

oh okay it's the pinky for me you make me wheeze that my hand is my clinic oh my god wow i like that okay so then i'll pick a winner yeah yeah tough one guys um look at me look at me despite the threat i actually will pick christy as the winner because that is true icon that is yeah we've actually got an iconic hand yeah so we can't my wig can't beat that five years you did almost get your condom yeah five years you did almost get it yeah because it was a last minute thought i mean it was better than my anything else i could bring to be honest there's nothing interesting i have nothing iconic i

literally don't i was roaming around my house like what the fuck can i i'm so boring no no the condom was a great addition yeah it was that was a shocker yeah okay run it up it's okay yeah

sorry I love you though we actually do love you too much yeah yeah we're friends yeah we're friends don't touch this hand

sorry if I was producing I would have changed the condom christine would you well you forgot my trophy anyway so clearly well yeah it's his trophy so you wouldn't have got it yeah it's the condom. All right, so guys, this is the part of the show where we play Don't Spill the Tea,

where you spill the tea and we try not to. So hopefully today, we ain't going to go swimming, right? It's going to shower after this. Let's go. Take your teas, guys. Time for soup

I was a server at a restaurant in Michigan on a wickedly cold winter's day a group of ladies came in and sat down and began removing their winter gear I noticed on one of the ladies that she was still shivering I said to her, chilli? she replied, no, Parkinson's.

Oh my God. It's not good, is it? That's awful. You spilt the tea on me. Chili? No, it's Parkinson's, babe. Oh, I should laugh. I should have laughed.

Would you respond to that? Hell is going to burn hot. I feel like I'll just be like you know you know that Homer Simpson meme when he reverses back into the that would be me we definitely won't have the NHS curler with us yeah so instead not saving lives. That's what I'm saying.

What the fuck? Sorry. My wife has muttered in her sleep before, nothing very intelligible, but one night about a year ago, I came in after she was already asleep and I started getting undressed. Hi, honey, she says in the cheeriest, most awake voice you can imagine.

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't faintly hoped at this point that I might be about to get lucky. Hi, what are you still doing awake? It's after midnight. No answer. I put on my pyjamas. Honey, she says, as if to get my attention. Yeah, you're going to burn. I slept with my pyjamas. Honey, she says, as if to get my attention. Yeah? You're gonna burn. I slept with one eye open that night.

Oh my god. How are you putting that on? That was in my face. I'm in the splash zone. That went all over me. You look at someone and then... No, it's... No, it's...

You... Stop with that... Huh? Anyway, that's surreal. So we've come to the end of the show and clearly we definitely spilt the tea shout to the NHS. I'm losing it. Right right and so if you guys enjoyed this episode and you're not going to come to scott and ellie's headline festivals come to mind though because you're gonna have so much fun

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