Tea at Four - Ep 26: Here's Why Harry Styles Has No Rizz

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

Love Island is back and Christie, Ellie and Scott give us their best Love Island introductions. They also get their rizz on with Sonic, Harry Styles and Mario with RizzGPT. And as always tea is spilled as they play Don't Spill the Tea.

Tonight on T at Four... Start chat, Sonic the Hedgehog. The crew test out their res. I'm flattered by the X, but I don't swing that way. And Christy has a burning question. What's rimming? Hi guys, my name is Christy, I'm 28 years old. I am that spontaneous babe what I'm

bringing to Love Island this year is the pizzazz the shaking the table and all of the cheeky fun you see that guy with the guns it's a bit of me because you can carry me do you know what I mean but I'm here to find love but also I want somebody cheeky spontaneous you can't be boring I ain't a boring babe so try it you know what i mean and any girl that tries to cross my man or take my man it's on site come around the corner yeah but yeah why are you scared free words to this guy movie fun energetic and patient, even though I'm not. Hi, my name's Ellie. I'm 24 and I'm from Hertfordshire. My typical type is just tall, dark and handsome.

But if you're funny, you've got a big **** and I'm willing to reconsider. I'm going to bring the horniness into the villa because it's been a while. So if I'm under the covers, then please point the camera the other way. When I want something, I'll go and get it. So I'm not scared of chilling anyone's toes in there. And I'm going to lay on factor 50. Wow. Bring that in now.

Don't kill. Yes. Casa Am in now, one kill. Yes. Casa Amor. Yeah, Casa Amor. Casa Amor. Hi guys, my name's Scott and I'm 23 from Southeast London. Now, I'm a tall guy, so I want a tall guy, okay? I'm not really gonna have anyone just kissing my chest, am I?

I'm not afraid to step on anyone's toes. I've got size 12s as well, so I'd move out of the way if I were you. My perfect guy would probably have to be a chef because then I can eat the food and then eat him afterwards. what level are you watching what level are you watching hi guys welcome back to t4 i'm ellie i'm scott i'm christy and this is the podcast where we talk all things that should have stayed in the group chat. Hell yeah. I love when you guys do that. And today we've got our sunglasses on for a very special occasion. Oh, we're putting them on?

Yeah, why not? You introduced it, so why not? Really meaning the business. So, all black as well. Shall we have a chat? What are we chatting about? Do you want to go for a chat? No, not really. But I'm here with you guys anyway so i can't go anywhere so i guess the topic of conversation is love island hell yeah yeah anybody watching love

island i've been actually really into it this year yeah last year was a bit of a flop no i think last year because it's the winter one the winter one does not bang never why do i want to watch people walk around in the sun when i'm inside thank you thank you thank you but i'm here for the drama on the lecky bill literally but i'm here for the drama though yeah the drama's good but it's just not the same is it no but um i think for me last year um i watched it just after castle more i think that's where the the interesting you know shazam the shaking the table happens um this year i'm actually yeah i'm in i'm in i'm in it i'm into it i'm in it you're in it yeah i'm usually the first week's proper boring like yeah everyone getting to know each other yeah it's like there's already

like it's yeah yeah like there's arguments happening yeah people are territorial already yeah people are i was i mean i was brushing up on the last two episodes this morning yeah i came up here and it's been going off yeah yeah who is your favorite like what team are you on right now in terms of like like individually who's like that's my person that's my yeah i feel like jess is like the person that i kind of i feel like i get along with yeah i feel like bring jess down for two yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but other than that i just feel like i'm watching people in the zoo like i'm just kind of like i'm not on any team like i'm not like yes i'm just like interesting i would have been team medhi but medhi is not

giving the la flair that davide came in yeah medhi is just yeah there's the medhi is giving me yeah medhi is giving me d yeah and he's a french man as well. He meant to be like the French. I thought he was going to be like. He's got me fighting your corner. To be honest, I don't. Okay, let me not lie. I do. Before.

Yeah. Vive la France. Yeah. Le français. Oui, oui. You know. Yeah. French guys.

I personally don't like the French accent. I feel like the French accent is cringe. Yeah, I find it slimy. Thank you. When people say, oh, French is so sexy. Oh, speak French to me. I'm like. That is French. Yeah, I find it slimy. Thank you. When people say, oh, French is so sexy. Oh, speak French to me. I'm like, that is French.

Bonjour. Bonjour. Ça va? No. And he's not really given that oomph. No, he's not given the sexiness. He's got a sassy walk. I love the walk, though.

He's got a sassy walk with me. I know. Send him down the runway. He's got it. So yeah, I'm not rooting for the international man right now. No. Who would you pull for a chat?

Who would I pull for a chat? As in, right now? The thing is, I think Sammy's all right looking. Okay. All right. No, personally, I don't think any of the boys are like... Half me. No, my type of me.

No. But yeah, Sammy's all right looking, but I think until he starts talking, then I'll just... See, I'm not talking about but yeah Sammy's alright looking but I think until he like starts talking I see I'm the other way around I'm not interested in his looks but like I'm like you know I was saying before he's not cheeky oh that's fine we'll share him then I'll just look at him

you just close your eyes and talk to him probably I was gonna say no Tyrese looks like the typical fuckboy kind the typical fuckboy yeah fuckboy vibe he's got a nice face though

I'd have your face but not just just not you Andre the Portuguese is giving me is cringing me wait what

he's Portuguese right oh he just cringes me when he certain things he says just so I think I'd go for is it the Zach guy

yeah no I was thinking see you don't like that no i am i'm t i i'm a zach hater guys really i feel like he he gives me if justin tim blake was a bit taller and had after how we after how we treat yeah yeah yeah of course but if i had to pull someone for a chat i'd be like yo come to the corner come round the corner come my way come round the corner quickly that's what I think come round the corner yeah from Liam

I think Jack would be the one that I would pull for a chat exactly what's wrong with you girls he's just he's chill yeah and he's got the hat

yeah so he goes and cheats on you okay well he ain't gonna cheat on us it's love island exactly he ain't gonna cheat on us do you know what I mean

I was cheating him first yeah exactly yeah something to be me too it would have to be it would have to be him no are you first I like Mitch I think I was cheating on us. True, true. Do you know what I mean? I was cheating him first. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I think, yeah. It would have to be him. No, at first I liked Mitch. I did at first.

Mitchell. Yeah. Yeah. And now he actually really reminds me of my ex. Like, it actually makes me throw up a little bit. You were saying he gives you, like, Lucas. Is it Lucas vibes from last season? Luca. Luca.

Not Lucas. Luca. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I mean, they, sorry. Sorry, sorry. I mean, they look similar and they're also sort of going down the same path, aren't they?

Yeah, like the... Yeah, where he's just sort of like, I want you, like, obsessed. Lovebomb vibes. Oh my God, do you know what? I never knew what lovebombing is, but this season, I'm deep in the lovebombing bebombing.

The bombs are... DJ dropped that. He's sat there, literally, like a psychiatrist, like, I can see it all. Is his name Ian Sterling? The one that does the voiceover? Yeah, yeah. Ian Sterling is dropping those bombs your bombs are DJ drop that literally like a psychiatrist like I can see it all is his name Ian Sterling that does the voiceover

yeah yeah Ian Sterling is dropping those bombs left right and centre and I'm just like raw you people are gaslighters

you guys know how to lie manipulate I was like raw you guys are evil what do they expect they sent everyone in from South London

didn't they so yeah literally right London is actually yeah i feel like all the all the good-looking people are in like ireland no actually island men cheeky they're cheeky i love the cheeky got the cheek yeah she's like cheeky boy irish yeah the cheeky girls the cheeky boys give are the cheeky boys but no i i'm no i'm enjoying how diverse the season is different walks of life people's like jobs and stuff yeah they all seem quite different to be

fair yeah yeah it's a good they've definitely had to shake it up because last year it was like i can identify with the sake of it now yeah so they had to do something to spice it up a bit yeah but to be fair i thought you know molly this year is literally like molly may I can identify with him I'm watching this for the sake of it now yeah so they had to do something to spice it up a bit yeah but to be fair I thought you know Molly this year is literally like Molly May why is there always a Molly

always a Molly always blonde always short there's always a Molly something with a bloody teddy yeah a teddy what's a teddy

a teddy you know she's got her little oh she does have she's got a teddy as well yeah she does literally exactly the same size where do they find these people I don't know

will I have a teddy bear walking in there in the production apparently actually she was behind the camera she just walked in off set someone didn't turn up the other Molly dropped out so I was like Molly jump in would you guys ever apply

I actually have applied no have I applied no I think I may have applied once I know someone who went for an interview yeah um but then like apparently it was a nightmare well not a nightmare it's just a bit embarrassing sitting in like a waiting room with like loads of really dark girls like around you and then um yeah she didn't actually end up getting it but she got scouted they dm'd her yeah and said do you want to come down for an

interview and then she went and then she was just sort of she was sort of like didn't really want to do it anyway yeah i think she's different experience you know yeah exactly i'd do it for the free holiday but i just don't think i'd want the the scrutiny because like everyone does go in on twitter don't they oh this is the good thing about watching love island is that why is my voice going but it's the tweets you're tweeting whilst watching and it's like that sense of like community like guys who we rooting for guys did you guys see this and what i love as well about the twitter gang is the certain clips that they'll find like they'll put up guys did you see this did you see someone's reaction

it's like the second eye you know exactly it's like you don't even see that in the actual episode. Thank you. Someone's like caught that out. Yeah. Yeah, I know. It's good. I love it. I still think I'd go in. I don't think, I think I'm too old for it now. No, you're not.

What's your like aim if you went in? I'd just like to see some men walking around with their tops off. We'll just send you down the swimming baths. Or any other like ladles. Hyde Park. You know Hyde Park? And they literally have to come up with me and chat with me. Oh, fair enough. Free flirting. we'll just send you down the swimming baths or any other light light hide park you don't hide park and then you have to come up with me and chat with me oh fair enough yeah fair enough do i want to chat of course i do fair enough i hear that so what do we think about is sort of like is tv dating do you think it's authentic do you think that everyone

in there is really actually in there for love no obviously are they in there for a quick pretty little thing deal with you i feel like because everybody knows the the pattern you know the script so it's like um you go in there like you know how to everyone's got a game plan now basically i don't get me wrong some people's relationships look genuine seem genuine but at the end of the day the back of the day is like okay cool when i come out of here i'm back at the real world i can't i can't flop because if i flop then i'm going back to my normal day job where whereas you know you could of see i wouldn't care about that i would just go in for a good time yeah you think you say that And then when it comes to

Recoupling And you've got to like Actually be in a couple Then you're going to be Playing the game Everyone basically Yeah Is watching me

And I don't know I just feel like It has kind of Put kind of like A humorous spin on dating Like It has Do you get what I'm trying to say

Yeah Yeah It's sort of just like I don't know i feel like they're all just sort of in there and like like no one ever really lasts afterwards either as well when they come out i mean there's a couple molly may and tommy i mean they're probably like there's a handful of them okay yeah yeah yeah what do you mean i don't get it like once you get out of love island like who's still together that you can think of? So it's actually authentic.

I literally did a video on this the other day. I'm back in the room. Yeah, I know. There are 15 couples that are still together. Okay,

15? Yeah. So you've got Olivia and Alex. Okay. Molly and Tommy. Right. Jess and Dom. Okay.

There's another 15. Let's see if I can actually remember them. Yeah, here we go. That's six already no six um six people three couples he's had 15 couples oh i can sue and david day no i feel like they are just hanging on by f red yeah i think they're hanging on by brand deal yeah yeah yeah if they split up

I reckon they do better now they probably would you reckon yeah he'd go off in his clubs meeting all the girls he'd be they've sort of

disappeared haven't they after they have they're very quiet like after that season I haven't really seen much of them

my girl India's doing her ting in her yeah she's doing well she's doing well hey India hey bestie hey let's be friends but yeah i don't know i feel like

it dating my thing is people that are single are watching stuff like love island and it's like okay cool not saying that they're getting advice from my love island but it's like that's something to give you for you to reference in so imagine now you're going out you're out raving you're gonna go to somebody yeah can i pull you for a chat no no don't do that no don't do that i'm gonna put you to the smoking area don't do that don't do that at all um so i don't know i feel like yeah it's made the date and scene not as authentic as it usually is what is authentic i'm lost in this i've lived with love island since i've been like since i was born like you know meeting somebody without the influences of you gotta act a certain way because obviously this is how they're portrayed on on you know on tv like you know

walking down the road you see a handsome lad with his top off walking down you know your street or something how do you approach him you're now thinking oh do i need some where's my lines oh can i get to know you because or i need a reason to actually pull him for a chat yeah and i also think as well like if i was on there i would be so scared of what i'd be saying because i know that all the cameras are on there like the world's watching you forget though wouldn't you yeah i mean i forget these ones are here but like i feel like there's just i don't know there's so much pressure being on love island no i think with me when i watch love and i'm like right that's happened to me before and that guy tried to do that and like raw like yeah this is how you guys you know sorry not all guys are like this but it's like is that how you guys roll like

raw all right cool i hear the game but also it's yeah it's kind of like some of like the sad scenarios where somebody likes somebody and then you know they're rejected

or they're friend zoned you actually do like feel that I do I feel so bad for them like and I feel like sometimes the boys are like so horrible

to the girls they just don't care about them like what's his name that tried to friend zone um Jess Tyreek oh yeah Tyreek Tyreek They just don't care about that Like what's his name That tried to friend zone Jess Tyreek Was it

Oh yeah Tyreek But it was Is that his name Yeah Tyreek Yeah he tried to Well he did friend zone her But it was like in a very bantery way

But you could tell I'm not gonna lie That cut deep Yeah You got to put a face on Because you're on The cameras are literally Yeah

Because like Jess doesn't know How to flirt I don't think I think she does You don't think she does No I think she's super into it because like Jess doesn't know how to flirt I don't think you don't think she does no I think she's just like a natural flirt yeah so when she actually needs to flirt

so when she's actually like scared she's like yeah she's exactly like me so guys we're gonna play a game of course you guys

know this game called Snog Marry Pie that they play on Love Island and I'm gonna give you guys a few game called snog marry pie that they play on love island and i'm gonna give you guys a few names a bit mixture and you have to pick who you're gonna snog marry and of course pie so i'm gonna start off and give you some free names and they are tommy fury yeah maura higgins fanny Flutters and Davide okay so who are we snogging

out of the three right I know who I'm snogging boy I think I'm gonna I don't know I might snog Maura really

yeah see I think I I think I would snog Davide yeah marry Maura yeah

she's a funny girl I loved her I think I get off her the yeah she's a funny girl I loved her I think I get off her the most I don't know what she's gonna do next which is a nice thing yeah I know

but you've got to be kept on your toes in marriage it's a long it's a long ride don't want something that's boring divorce

yeah she could divorce you though she could she could divorce you I would not want to unleash the wrath you better sign that peanut

you would catch her like shagging your dad. True. She could do. Not shagging the daddy. Not shagging daddy. I love her, but she's... Yeah, I get you.

I get you. Okay. And then, yeah, I would just... I'd pie Tommy. I don't think I could have a very long conversation with him. I think he'd sort of do my head in a bit. Do you know what? I think I'd pie mora just because

she'll pie me back and then we'll fight and it'll be the funniest fight we'll probably laugh afterwards and let's go down to the pub for a drink yeah do you know what i mean yeah exactly right okay so my three chem ovi and then toby sexy sexy sexy put your fingers on um i would definitely marry oh no okay wait this is the problem now marry and snog yeah i've got i've got mine already i think actually no i think i would marry ovi yeah okay because he's like he's a chill guy and I just think he's funny as well yeah so yeah

marry Ovi but marry means I can snog them too innit well yeah obviously you're married it would be a bit weird if you're married and you didn't but um yeah

marry Ovi yeah probably snog Kem yeah that's the thing that's the thing yeah the thing is I've been put off

since he done like a Primark range it's a bit of a turn off what is Primark range well hey Primark's slapster I know but still I wouldn't want my face up in every Primark

would I they'd be like oh you're with the Primark you're married to the Primark guy oh dude oh that's oh that's a hard one I'm definitely

I want to pie Toby because I didn't like him yeah no go rid I knew that was going to happen yeah I didn't like him but then I don't want to pie Toby because I didn't like him. Yeah, no, Gerard. Get, get, I knew that was going to happen. Yeah, I didn't like him. But then,

I don't want to marry Kem. Yeah, that's what I mean. I think I could marry Kem. Kem's short though, isn't he? Is he? Yeah, I'm tall. But I think he'd make me laugh. I like that.

Yeah, he's funny. That's the only good thing about him. Ovi would like chill me out, but like, can I snog marry Ovi and then, Can he just get all of it yeah

can we just not the pie yeah oh no not the pie but you can pie me if you want but the pie

yeah Kem doesn't tickle my fancy he doesn't give me fanny flutters yeah I get that yeah I think yeah maybe I'll marry

I'll marry Ovi yeah snog Kem yeah I think that's a good verdict yeah me and Kemmy get fucked together

and then just just have a quick snogging see you later see you on the next billboard for Bromark cool

okay so my three are Chris Chris Hughes Michael and Molly May I am definitely the weirdest

combination I am definitely marrying Money May this is Money May money may let's go listen the good life i have seen that on instagram so i'm rethinking my thoughts now yeah i'll probably marry molly may you'll be like molly may just doesn't she kind of annoys me she i'm with you on that one really i've not watched like the 10 minute video of hers talking yeah she's great to me a bit she's a lovely uh tommy yeah yeah yeah like her voice is just a bit i hear it i mean i don't have to talk to her all the time

if i marry her you can live in different wings of her house exactly there you go yeah you take that wing i take that wing there you go yeah i'm married money may let's go yeah let's flip the money let's go that's a good idea yeah now i want to marry chris i actually like chris do you see he was my original marry i would yeah he's funny he's good looking yeah i think i'd go with him yeah i'd snog him but we're all definitely paying michael right uh yeah yeah we're all definitely paying Michael right yeah Destiny's childish

yeah we're getting rid of him which just sounds really weird you don't want you don't want like even if she was drunk I think she'd just be like oh my god like what are we doing

like no that's so funny this is not funny oh no what's that what do you think you're doing honey

what's she doing what's she doing? What's she doing? Security. No, that's actually a good one. Yeah, no, yeah. Money May. She's getting married. Marry May.

Marry May. Marry May. Yeah. I like that. Destiny's childish. He's getting pied. Yeah, I agree. And then, yeah, Chris Hughes.

He can snog me. He can have a snog. Cheeky snog ass. a snog cheeky snog out keep it over there so now we're gonna test our wrist skills our chatting skills using ai we've seen it all over tiktok so now it's our turn to give it a go. Let's give it a crack. So I've chose Mario, right? From, you know, Mario the Game, right?

You know, from Super Mario Brothers. She loves an Italian. Basically, yeah, this is crazy. It says here, ready for a romping good time. Look no further. I'm Mario, a brave, adventurous 28-year-old plumber. He's 28! Not bad. God, he can jump highold plumber. He's 28! Not bad.

God, he can jump high for that age. He loves rescuing princesses, exploring... Ooh, rescuing princesses. How many princesses are trying to... Hello, you. Yeah. Exploring underground tunnels and playing the occasional game of spaghetti-fuelled hot chocolate. How do they know this much about... I don't know.

So how do I move to him? Be like, hey, Mario, can I... Hey, Mario. I mean, he's a plumber. Yeah, ask him for some plumbing. this much about i don't know so how how do i move to him be like hey mario can i hey mario yeah can you say oh can you serve this my pipe ha that's a good one anonymous rizla but i'm afraid my plumbing skills are reserved for the mushroom kingdom how about we stick to getting to know each other first as friends how about you leave me a note how about are you dumb tell him you're a princess you'll love it i'm actually i'm in shock what a twat actually angry should we downstairs

also and just like argue with Mario alright so I'm saying what should I say she's never gonna play Mario how about we stick to getting to know each other as friends

how about we know how about no how about no how about no I'm not the princess for you I'm not the princess for you i'm not the princess for you how dare you it's such a weird situation mario cypher hey what's your tone i don't appreciate the disrespect he left the chat

oh hey i don't appreciate the disrespect if you're not interested in getting to know me as a friend then maybe it's best we end this conversation now he god he came and he was not here to play wow i'm actually kind of yeah i know it took two messages that's really rude that's kind of hot i know exactly he's playing hard to get go down that little pipe after it are you playing hard to get because hopefully he comes back in the show i'm never gonna get in the same again i don't imagine if it's just like delivered watch your tone i know oh what's he said

what's he said i've just seen how big the message is as well listen here i don't appreciate your disrespect attitude

disrespectful attitude towards me paying hard to get is not in my vocabulary if you can't show me some basic

respect then i suggest we end this conversation right now all right you know what bye it's over it's over

it's over for me and you Mario okay no that's so funny I'm not sure how far ahead you are in the running to win this game

yeah I know for the best riz well that's it then squad do you want to have a go I'm in shock oh my god

I think it's cooled down from that a little bit yeah I know literally i'm gonna pick i know she's such a no more italians after today you look upset no because i didn't expect that from an ai i'm a i'm a lovely person see the thing with me i'm terrible over the like over the same i'm the same i'm in your. Let me stare at you in your face, bro. I'm like, you're service more than the pipe.

See? Start chat, Sonic the Hedgehog. Let's see if he's the man for me. Oh. Oh. What's going on? Hi, Sonic.

Should I send a kiss? Yeah. Okay. I don't think you should be. Okay. Oh, I'm scared Cool Right

Hey there Anonymous Rizzler Gotta say I'm flattered By the X But I don't swing that way How did you know i didn't even put whether i was a male or female just god these cartoon characters are actually

i'm heartbroken i'm never leaving the house again what What can I help you with? Well, nothing now. These characters are so rude. You know what? If you're so fast, run the other direction. If you're so quick and slick. If you're so quick. Get away from me. They're rude rude aren't they

i actually can't believe this your comment comes off as rude and dismissive i don't appreciate being spoken to in that tone excuse me who do you think you're talking to like that you better watch your tone before i have to teach you a lesson is that what he said to you yeah how are you not doing this is this what happens to you on here i know isn't it yeah this is the worst flirting i've ever done oh god oh this is so try and bring it back try and speak talking back yeah say so apologize i'm so sorry i'm so sorry love me please what do you say apology accepted let's start fresh and leave the attitude behind what brings you to riz gpt you baby he's gonna say what do you say oh who the hell do you think you're talking to don't you dare disrespect me like that watch your mouth before i have to teach you some manners what is it he likes the manners it's on his period it's all right yeah yeah sonic is sonic

has honestly he ran out the wrong side of the bed this morning right Clearly. Right, well, let's just go on to yours now. I'm not even, I've shot my confidence. And I'm actually really scared. I can't lie. I'm going to take mine personally as well. I'm going to get violated by Harry now. Harry, please don't hurt me. How did he know?

I know. What? I didn't even say anything. I said hi with a kiss. Good luck, Ellie. Give us. Okay. Give us. Do you think I should put a kiss. Good luck, Ellie. Give us. Okay. Give us.

Do you think I should put a kiss in mine then? No. No. Clearly the kiss is not working. Okay. I'll put hi, Harry. Hi, Hazza. God.

When are you free? Oh. To try my watermelon sugar. Watermelon sugar. Watermelon sugar. Watermelon sugar. Hell yeah. Hell yeah? Do I put an X at the end?

No. No? Yeah. We know that's where I went wrong, guys. Let's see what happens. Okay. I'm scared. I'm actually scared.

It's taking him a while. Oh? Maybe he doesn't know how to process it oh he's nervous he's just getting ghosted red red yeah has he said anything oh my god did he just put dot dot dot oh he's left the chat oh is that oh no no no no he is he is i can see it coming through i'm actually in love with how he's done what did he say he hey there, I'm always down to try new things, especially when it comes to fruit.

When were you thinking? She's in. I'm in. I got 500 points from that. What? Mine was literally like minus 800. I'm just saying, hi baby, with a kiss. What the fuck?

Go on, go on. Pro, pro. I don't even know what to respond to that now what did he say he put hey there I'm always down to try new things especially when it comes to fruit

when were you thinking oh give him a date give him a day that's boring though okay give him a couple of hours then should I say I'm free now

oh yeah I'm free now yeah come to the tea at four yeah come to the tea at four yeah i'll put a kiss at the end this time as well yeah exactly you you're at that point now yeah yeah we've made connections i'll see you there oh my god no he's on his way quick Can't wait to catch up and see what kind of trouble we can get into. Oh!

Oh my god, he's so saucy! Can I message Harry Styles? What the hell? God, Sonic needs a leaf out of his book. Oh my god, I've actually cut off that now. We need to take a leaf out of your book, literally. Yeah, I know, god. You're picking the wrong men.

You're right. You're picking the wrong cartoon characters. Clearly. Clearly. the wrong cartoon characters clearly clearly i've got a date i've got a date finally oh my god i won yes yeah i feel like you won there eddie thank you we'll give that one to you it's all about the fruit after me and chrissy firmly got pied in the first three messages so on today's room one-on-one hey one-on-one one-on-one one-on-one

one-on-one one-on-one one oh one one we're gonna talk about um

the topic the topic conversation is dream date so whoever has the best dream date they're the ones that wins. Okay. You know, the kind of iconic, you know,

trophy that Bobby still hasn't brought in. Yeah, I know. I'm waiting to actually win something. Well, you didn't last week, I did. But yeah. So guys, who wants to go first? I have a good one. All right.

Let's have a good one. Let's have a good one. So my dream date. I actually saw this when i was out in thailand okay so you can book a lover's like lover's retreat for two okay on a floating bungalow in the ocean so you get your own little private bungalow yeah and then just imagine like rose petals like you get taken out by boat so it's like floating in the middle of nowhere basically and then you just get left there and then you get picked up a day later no thank you yeah see i think that's great like just you two and like no one else who's in the sea just go to your house

you can go to your house and that's you yeah i, but it's not a beautiful view, is it? I'm not just going to go sit in the living room. Some rose petals on the floor. No, I'm going to have them in the ocean in Thailand. So you just leave you on this like floaty? Yeah, it's not just a floaty. It's like a whole bungalow that's like floating. That sounds like something I'd do in like my mid-40s.

Is that it? I'd do it tomorrow if i got off it actually you're in the bungalow on in on the seat yeah rumpy pumpy what's next yeah i don't know a bit of prosecco on the on the dock and then rose petals and then and now sleep i'm going to bed that's it good night that sounds like perfect date to me actually And then I'll sleep. I'm going to bed. That's it.

Good night. That sounds like a perfect date to me, actually. Can you beat it? Ellie, what do you think about that date? I get it. I get it. Do you not think that's nice, though? Like a 24-hour date.

Yeah. Go away to your little bungalow. That is lovely. I think it's just... What are you doing in that bungalow? Apart from having sex like I don't yeah getting to know each other

on a deeper level I'm not going to Christy's bungalow she's gonna tip it over um no it's cute though no it's not like you set the scenery

Thailand I've never been beautiful beautiful views no it wouldn't be a dream date for me not your dream date what's yours then my dream date for me. Not your dream date. What's yours then?

My dream date. I'm a basic babe. So my dream date, dream, hey, English, date would be we go shopping, like grocery shopping. So let's say we kind of like

write down each other's favorite meal, dish. Hang on a minute. You just insulted my bungalow in the ocean in thailand to say you just want to pop down to sainsbury's with a shopping list that's your dream date you're so rude about mine okay no no no no my dream date actually what i want to do for my honeymoon. Hang on, hang on, hang on. You're changing it up now. Yeah, because that's actually my dream date.

I'm very basic, but a helicopter ride. Interesting. It's giving 50 Shades of Grey. Yeah, he takes her up in a helicopter. Yeah, but I didn't tell you where. In Seychelles. In Seychelles? In where?

In Seychelles. where? In Seychelles Seychelles Actually one thing No My dream date yeah Is walking In a lovely big park You can't change it

You've changed it You've changed it In like five days How many dreams Do you have about these dates Christy Okay Christy I'm going to need you

To pick one version For the entry You need one And final answer Please Okay Dream date This could be Okay, Chrissy, I'm going to need you to pick one version for the entry. You need one and final answer, please. Okay. Dream date. This would be sitting and having dinner on the Eiffel Tower.

Oh, okay. That was literally... It's so off the top of your head. I want to know what the Sainsbury's one was I know actually I shouldn't have butted in

please elaborate where were you going with that that was actually my dream date that was actually actually my dream date going over to like

Sainsbury's or like Tesco or Asda picking out food and going home and cooking it for each other that's such a dream that's a dream

oh that's really cute Christy you're so easy to please because I love food. And I love Asda and Sainsbury's. If you've got a club card, you're the best. If you've got a club card, you're the best. Oh, if you've got a club card,

post me on the date while you're at it, please. In the aisle. And then you can get like a goo pot from like... That's my dream i can't believe everyone just bullied you into going okay okay no a helicopter ride no no no no no no no no no no no just take me back to san francisco please i feel like i'm going from one extreme to another now can you beat the thailand bungalow or sainsbury's they have a club card oh yeah tesco with the club card yeah exactly off the top of my head can i have like an all-day experience yeah so we i always have to be up by the beach

okay always by the beach so i want breakfast on the beach like a nice little picnic something like that okay yeah then i want to go for water sports okay wait after eating yeah we'll let it sink okay yeah god yeah wait an hour yeah and then we'll go for some cocktails okay i want to go for like a nice meal somewhere that's like vibey yeah but i just want to eat a lot as well because tesco man get your club card out you and christy can go together no see christy would be like yours is more of like a relationship date though mine was would be like, no. See, Christine would be like, yes. Yours was more of like a relationship date, though. Mine was more of like... No, but even if we're friends and stuff,

I love those type of things. Yeah. Yours was like an actual, like, real relationship. Yeah, but if it's the first date, I don't mind doing that for the first date. Fair. I'm a simple babe, bro. Marry me.

Simple. She just wants to... She doesn't want to be wine and dine I just want to go Tesco's and then back home use my points yeah

please can I inquire about the specific water sport yes any water sport no specifically what banana boat

jet ski oh I'd like a jet ski to be fair okay that's quite yeah that's a bit like Grand Theft Auto

and it's sexy to be honest okay yeah that's a bit like grand theft auto and it's sexy to be honest um oh gosh i oh it's actually tough not christie's yes there's no contender there with Chris I'm actually, I'm going to go with Scots because I feel like that does sound dream dreamy, exactly dreamy estate wins you all shout on it but

that's the dreamy estate, if the bungalow boat is rocking don't come knocking oh, love that to be fair shout out you Scots won something today that to be fair one something today so this is the part of the show where we play don't spill the tea where you spill the tea and we try not to good input all right let's get our gulps on woken up by the wife touching my penis first thought was weird she hasn't done that in 17 years of being together then watched her recoil in horror as she realized it wasn't the dog she was looking to pet

it's kind of sad that one he hasn't ever had a surprise handjob 17 years how are you still together shat myself whilst out walking pulled off pulled off my boxers and lightly buried them in a wood a year or so later a body was discovered in the same... A year or so later, a body was discovered in the same woods. Thinking my soiled keks might be found as evidence, I went to the police station and explained, they're probably still laughing. Okay.

That wasn't, I thought that the police people were like, fine, the trousers, figure out who they were from and like return them back to her. That's a good one. What, just like name and address in the back of the bed? Just switched on.

Could it have been like DNA his poo Probably yeah No I guess yeah They might have It's a bit of a waste of resources Just to find someone's pants They could have been

The killer's trousers He might have shut himself While he was Killing the person Yeah I mean Weird flex but okay murderer Like

You to you Yeah Good point while rimming what's rimming um yeah because you guys laughed what is it laugh. Lick in the booty hole. Oh, rimming. Yeah. What did you think she said? Why did you say, what's licking the booty hole?

Why did you say rimming? Rimming, that's what it's called. Rimming someone. Where's the rim? Where's the rink in the pussy hole? Rim. Oh, around the circular of the booty hole. Yeah.

Whilst rimming. Oh, she's learned something today. God, you learn something every day, don't you? Rimming. While rimming and wanking my boyfriend, he lost control and sharted into my mouth. I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to eat a Greg's steak bake ever again. Gross. Gross. ever be able to eat a greg's steak bake ever again gross gross neither lie now that's so just steak bakes my favorite the bits

christy you didn't have to make it that real god so guys that was a very interesting um topic um i'm excited what do you love just the life today no he and sterling clearly so as you can tell ellie is really into love island this season adlibbing every single thing i'm here for it i've been swimming he's been swimming but honestly that was a very interesting

episode you guys want to stay tuned and keep on watching love island right of course yes we're here for all the drama all of it please be pulling a lot of people for chats this summer

I'm gonna try take them over to your nearest fire pit there you go and just don't use Riz chat Riz Riz

I can't pronounce it Riz GPT because people in there they're horrible and they're actually really quite mean speak for yourself yeah

you've got you've got you've got something to beat after this yeah where is harry where is harry not coming but um

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