Tea at Four - Ep 29: Blind Dates, Fashion Throwbacks and Meeting The Love Of My Life On Omegle

Episode Date: July 7, 2023

In today's episode of Tea at Four, Christie, Ellie and Scott talk about dating do's and don'ts, who should pay the bill and Ellie shares all from her recent blind date. We also look at som...e of the iconic fashion trends that should stay in the bin, and make some new friends on Omegle!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 They're all private now, they're all private now Except for this Call Me Maybe music video Guys, I've been done, why did I agree to this? Hi guys, welcome back to Tea at Four, I'm Christy I'm Ellie And I'm Scott And this is the podcast where we speak everything that should have stayed in the group chat Alright guys, so everyone that should have stayed in the group chat all right guys so we've got the week what's
Starting point is 00:00:29 going on guys are you guys still kind of i'm still i'm still shell shocked from yeah yeah really i mean i'm still processing i think yeah i feel like he knows all your deepest darkest secrets he knows everything about me yeah yeah the ghost thing being pretty open now yeah how was your day actually did it go all right oh no i saw him and was like hell no really no he was a nice person but like okay i didn't want to snog it or like rip his clothes off or anything like that he took me to rocky oki what's that um what is Rockyoke? What is that? What is it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:07 After I met, it's karaoke, but rock themed. That's nice. You're the first people to say that. Everyone else is like, why would you do that? What did you sing then? No, by the time we got there, it ended anyway. Because he didn't know where he was going. So he went the longest way around.
Starting point is 00:01:23 And then we got there. But yeah, I just found that first date. Yeah, why not? It's like in France. Yeah. You could be a rocky sort of girl. Do I look like a rocky sort of girl? Okay, maybe not.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Maybe not. No, he wanted to split the bill, right? This is actually pretty funny. So he wanted to split. On the first date, I'm not about splitting the bill. I didn't say anything. But if they offer, if they say like, do you want to split the bill? I'm not going to be like, no. So I was like, splitting the bill. I didn't say anything, but if they offer, if they say like, do you want to split the bill? I'm not gonna be like,
Starting point is 00:01:45 no. So I was like, yeah, sure. But then the waiter, he clearly heard us say we're splitting the bill, but he just put it all in his card and then walked away. Wait,
Starting point is 00:01:57 so did he like request you on Monzo afterwards? Like what? I think he was going to, but I think he could tell it was giving me the proper egg. So I was like he just oh right okay
Starting point is 00:02:06 what's your opinions on splitting the bill on first dates to be honest wait hold on to be honest the agency that that found you
Starting point is 00:02:13 the blind date they should have paid for it I'm not gonna lie but splitting the bill don't violate me please don't do that really
Starting point is 00:02:19 if you're asking me I split everything I split everything from like literally from the first date no maybe on the on the from like literally from the first date no maybe on the on the third date
Starting point is 00:02:28 yeah on the first date yeah you're meant to I just want to be spoiled a bit I can't even lie exactly I want to feel appreciated
Starting point is 00:02:35 can you imagine I've had a great time but here's your share of the bill hello if you had a great time pay for me pay for your great time exactly
Starting point is 00:02:41 pay for the great time so I'm no I'm team no don't split the team who's the one that should pay then don't leave me hanging please oh sorry
Starting point is 00:02:49 sorry who should pay in the first whoever asks the person out I'm not gonna lie I feel like if you ask you pay
Starting point is 00:02:59 if you don't ask you be quiet and you wait for them to pay but if you wanna be if you I'm not gonna like if the guy when the waiter comes and it's like that awkward silence like i'm not gonna i'm taking out my card because you're not gonna come and embarrass me yeah don't do that but you ask me out you pay
Starting point is 00:03:14 do you remember back in the day yeah back in the days when we were younger yeah you guys ever had like mcdonald's parties what no wait is that where you would like are you wait hold on are you guys crazy you've never had a mcdonald's party no i wasn't i was in spain there was no mcdonald's wait hold on you guys have never had a mcdonald's party no like mcdonald's used to have like a room and you'd i think i've seen that before and i was at mcdonald's i was looking through the window I wasn't ever invited To a McDonald's party But you know what I'm talking about right
Starting point is 00:03:50 I think so Where they have like This was like back in like Ronald McDonald The clown Back in the day Nostalgic like You get the balloons
Starting point is 00:03:58 On the little On the sticks Right yeah I briefly remember that But I wasn't a part of that scene Soz It's not my scene I wasn't a part of that scene, Soz. It's not my scene. I don't frequent, like, McDonald's pies.
Starting point is 00:04:12 I'm sorry. What can I do? I'm really hurt by that. Soz, I had tapas parties. I didn't actually have tapas parties, no. Yeah, like, back in the day. Do they still do them now? No don't but i saw like an advert and it reminded me of it and i was like oh my gosh you need to bring it back and um the fashion
Starting point is 00:04:30 back then was absolutely amazing like remember groovy chick yeah yeah i had a groovy chick that's what everyone's dressing like now what now i think everyone dresses like groovy chick do you not no like the fled i'm so sorry I'm just coming for a lot of people right now No okay I don't like flared Flared trousers But flared Jeans
Starting point is 00:04:51 I don't like I find them weird I've got flared jeans as well But they're a bit too tight Around my crotch area So they're actually I mean I personally prefer Flared jeans to skinny jeans
Starting point is 00:05:02 What's wrong with What's wrong with skinny jeans? No like spray on skinny. For men. For men, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. What's wrong with skinny jeans on men?
Starting point is 00:05:12 I don't know. I mean, I used to wear them when I was about like... I'm trying to think. No, I don't like it. You like skinny jeans on men. I'm not skinny skinny. I saw someone the other day with skinny jeans on that had zips on the knees. Oh.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Yeah. Wait, this part? No, like. So it's like, yeah, like the little. So if your knees need air. Yeah, a little bit like ventilation. Or if they want to get a little bit more sexual. Half zips.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Half zips, you know, quarter zips all the way through. But then what would you guys like, what fashion back then, right? Would you guys not like to see come back? Low cut jeans, you know, like, what fashion back then, right, would you guys not like to see come back? Low-cut jeans, you know, like... J-low. J-low, yeah. Low-cut jeans. What, low with the thong, like, peeking out the back?
Starting point is 00:05:54 It looks hot, but then when you sit down and you, like, want to eat some food, you've just got your whole belly flopping over your jeans. Basically, it's coming back into fashion now. It is, very much, yeah. It is, 100%. It's new years in style, you know? Okay. Like the hair clip. The hair clip's back in. Yeah. your jeans basically it's coming back into fashion it is very much yeah it is 100% it's new years and style you know
Starting point is 00:06:07 okay like the hair clip the hair clip's back in yeah I don't mind that because that's the hair accessory anyway yeah and it's quite useful
Starting point is 00:06:13 yeah and I only see it if I'm looking at the back of your head so it's already gone so it's fine it's already gone so it's fine
Starting point is 00:06:20 it's not in my face but then oh there's a there's that style that I don't like do you remember Aztec? What, like print? Yeah, but then had it in leggings.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Aztec print. I'm not very good with terms and stuff like that. You don't know what Aztec print is? It's like the very weird, how do I describe it? Like, think a mosaic. Yeah, kind of like a mosaic. Just a bit too much very dull colors that they'll be like in like grays and like greens like that like tiles oh and leggings in leggings like a bathroom tile look
Starting point is 00:06:55 yeah i've got bathroom tiles yeah i don't i don't want to see that ever again yeah no people used to wear that and no yeah i definitely used to wear that to be fair yeah yeah you used to yeah yeah but it'd be like a little you know like a little boob tube like that's not like the leggings like a quarter one that's very very scary please don't bring that back because i don't think i could remember jeggings i remember going with my older sister to buy a pair of jeggings yeah I'm like she was I still like them I don't get them yeah don't bring those back I still like them I see them going in pride walker they're quite cheap I'm like hey get a pair
Starting point is 00:07:36 of jeggings you know I don't want to wear jeans today I wear some jeggings I could still I can run in jeggings I can you know stretch in jeggings I can do everything in in jeggings. I can, you know, stretch in jeggings. I can do everything in my jeggings. Exactly. Jeggings for the world and back. No, I actually, yeah, I think I might get a pair now that we're talking about it. Do you know what I mean? It's just a nice good stretch. Oh, I spoke about them now they're coming back.
Starting point is 00:07:53 They're quite useful just to like have. That's what I'm saying. Exactly. Don't want to wear jeans today. It's a bit too tight, you know. Get the jeggings on. You know what I'm really not for? What?
Starting point is 00:08:02 Pumps. You know, like they're coming back again like proper like plimsolls pump yeah do you remember i've seen like tiktok girlies wearing those again and i'm like no way did anyone go through a primark plimsoll phase when they were younger when they and they were like they had a whole range of colours. And it was like, I had to have them all. Like two pound plimsolls. And I'd be swapping out the fluorescent laces. It would be everything.
Starting point is 00:08:32 I'd match them with some like coloured sunglasses. Do you remember the Kanye West sunglasses? The ones, the lines? Yes, yes. I saw those the other day. Can we just zoom onto Ellie's face? Because right now the shock in her face. Where have you been?
Starting point is 00:08:45 There was no fashion trends where I live. Like if there were any fashion trends. No. No, literally nothing. So what did you wear? And then I come back to England, pick up some fashion trends, go back home to where I live and they'll be looking at me like, what the fuck is this girl wearing? So what did you wear?
Starting point is 00:09:01 It would just be like really short shorts and like tops of our tits out basically. Great fashion day isn't it? She's a trailblazer. It was just beach fashion, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Oh. Yeah, beach, beachy vibes. Beachy vibes. But, hair back in the day. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:09:19 because I've been snooping around and I've seen some. What do you mean hair? How did we get some hair? Justin Bieber looking. Justin Bieber looking hair. Who had Justin Bieber looking hair? No, what's the joke guys? Me. around i've seen some what you mean hair how do we get some justin bieber looking justin bieber looking hair who had justin bieber looking hair no what's what's the joke guys me uh oh so this is the section where basically we were we were asked to do a big stalk you know yeah a bit of checks uh dbs quick dbs check dbs check on these lovely people all of us here so i stalked ellie
Starting point is 00:09:51 oh god you must have been stalking me for hours because ellie has some golden content ellie stalked scott and i had christy yeah i find it so funny how you can like for instance back in the day you're posting, you're just, you know, living your best life. But now it's like, there's so much things out there in the internet
Starting point is 00:10:10 that I could find anything and anything about anyone. Literally. My school. Like we overshare so much. But the greatest thing about that is that we can find all these embarrassing things, bring them to the table and spill the tea on all the things that we used to do back then okay yeah what i found on ellie
Starting point is 00:10:30 yeah let's go i'm excited about this ah well ellie what have you gone on i went first i started on your facebook because i thought i'm interested okay let's um i'm gonna read some interesting um statuses that you've put up because these were absolutely hilarious. Oh, God. I'm going to... This is in capitals, right? So annoyed because dad recorded too many stuff so Waterloo Road didn't record,
Starting point is 00:10:55 which I've been waiting to watch for ages and dad's laughing at it. Grr. Why are you showing that your parents are... Grr. Why are you growling at your dad? She goes again. Dad won't let me watch waterloo road until mom sits down to watch tv which she never does are these all like one after another or they're like then she goes i love tv friday smiley face
Starting point is 00:11:20 not a lot to do in spain literally no waterloo road was a banger though yeah back in the day yeah exactly i should have said that was what it was like you had like um some some very like big paragraphs on your statuses ellie i don't know if you're like i haven't looked at these in years the 21st of April 2012 She goes When the morning comes We're not watching Formula 1 It's not what we breathe for That's a song
Starting point is 00:11:50 No it's not Yeah it is That's a song It's a song by Sharon yeah Wait Continue on what you just thought Was an insightful status from Ellie What song is that?
Starting point is 00:12:04 It's When the morning comes we're not watching formula one it's not what we breed for so we kick off the day with friends on t4 two boiled and blue two sugars eight two sweet i want to let's stay inside all day i'm here thinking what the hell was eddie reading like a 12 year old i was thinking raw like she really sat there and used to like write poems on facebook i had to screenshot it i was so confused yeah yeah that's a song it's a song yeah what ed sharon song it is it's called sofa yeah it's from a very old one i was
Starting point is 00:12:45 a big fan of ed sheeran when i was like 12 before he actually got really famous ed sheeran's not gonna be a big fan of you yeah it was a 14 year old space i don't listen to ed sheeran sorry um and another one was okay new skybox in my room smiley face so when i go to the tv so when i go to bed and turn it off there's like a big red bright circle in the middle of that in the middle of darkness of my room it's like et's fingers oh well it keeps me company like literally i was scrolling through her you're literally a facebook mom like before they existed literally i was scrolling through and i was like literally a Facebook mum before they existed. Literally. I was scrolling through it.
Starting point is 00:13:25 I was like, no, I need to screenshot all of these. Ellie, what is going on? I didn't even know they were there. They're great though. No. Monday. Monday, tomorrow. No.
Starting point is 00:13:37 I seriously hate weekdays. Sad face. It's all right. That's so relatable. Exactly. Ellie, what I realized about you, you love the, you're a mirror selfie babe, aren't you? is that alright that's so relatable exactly Ellie what I realised about you you love the
Starting point is 00:13:47 you're a mirror selfie babe aren't you am I yeah you are so this is in 2011 watch her with the
Starting point is 00:13:55 pink blackberry and the that takes me back the blackberry it's the bang not the bang
Starting point is 00:14:02 that is Ellie right there's someone that doesn't even look like you right rocking the fringe It's the baying Not the baying That is me There's someone That doesn't even look like you Right Rocking the fringe Then we had Oh so
Starting point is 00:14:10 Where's the other one I've got so many pictures Oh this one Remember back in the day The woolly hat Oh The woolly hat With a bobble
Starting point is 00:14:19 Yeah Alright I don't know what phone this is But she was definitely Team Android at this point Watch Ellie go Oh Watch her She's a Tumblr girl this is giving tumblr yes tumblr it's giving the tumbles and then ellie as oh this is the one that killed me oh right she had you know back in the day where we used to like edit all our photos in black and white and other colors so ellie went and did a compilation of her i did yeah you did of my fridge
Starting point is 00:14:49 ellie honestly you are absolutely adorable and the one that actually killed me, I was like, how would you describe Ellie personality wise? Crazy, wild. And you know, she loves a good night out. And it was this one that your friend told you about. I was a bit confused about what's going on here. But you could tell that Ellie's down for a good time. So by stalking your profile.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Yeah, man, you learn a lot about me. Yeah, you're lit absolutely lit that's my end of this one and she loves a peace sign yes and the pout don't forget the pout
Starting point is 00:15:33 there you go Ellie that's what I found out oh god you should not find one of me with my high school musical microphone oh I saw that and my sunglasses on yeah I saw that
Starting point is 00:15:42 god I looked I wish there was a video though of you singing because I would have played it and i would have just laughed so ellie you're you're great vibes like thanks great vibes online free spirit you know yeah and she's still the same so that's that's a very good thing yeah exactly nothing's changed nothing's changed just minus the fringe yeah yeah would you bring the French back hmm just just oh oh okay
Starting point is 00:16:10 oh it's giving yeah it's giving leave it leave it back there yeah it's giving leave it
Starting point is 00:16:16 leave it in 2012 yeah leave it maybe in my next existential crisis I'll just yeah give it a go right who's next
Starting point is 00:16:24 who is next go down the line you had me didn't you i actually had about 10 minutes to look at scott's because ellie's always last minute yeah i'm really good at preparing for these things let's bring up oh my christ on a bike i've just seen what's on the bloody really really no so we'll start with this one oh my god the caption shout out to the most wonderful boy youtuber ever scott percy can i just say look at that picture i look ill like what is that filter making me look like i've been up for three days straight literally like and i know where that was that was in a pub in the middle of the countryside and i had nothing else to do so just thought i'd post a quick one for the fans. Why was that your decision of posing?
Starting point is 00:17:25 Oh my God. I don't know. What am I doing with my mouth? I need to paint my lips as thin as possibly possible. Non-existent lips. Non-existent lips. Wow. How old were you then?
Starting point is 00:17:37 I was 12 or 13. 12 or 13. Yeah. Okay. Oh my God. Where are you finding these? They got he's sexy no he's sexy he's hot he's everything we're not can i just right we need your captions no this is when i used to have a youtube account and i had fan pages guys and they used to like screenshot my insta posts
Starting point is 00:18:06 and like post them and like no way they're still out there on youtube? no they're on instagram they're like fan pages of me someone drew me somebody drew
Starting point is 00:18:19 somebody drew so Scott you're basically famous i'm sorry did they draw him though they drew someone who resembled me very slightly wow did you ever like comment comment on these posts like thank you so much like i used to follow them they were my fans i had to keep in touch um they're all private now they're all private now Except for this call me maybe music video Guys I've been done Why did I agree to this So this is me and my neighbour
Starting point is 00:18:57 Are you pretending to roll a cigarette No it says It's my number on a piece of paper. So you can call me maybe. I thought you were pretending to roll the flag. No please. Like eight years old or however old we are. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Can you just say what's going on in the video as well? I am, I don't know, exploring my car park. Why are you in the car? Whose car is that? My mom's parked car. Oh my God. This is so good good these are so embarrassing i didn't even know that was still up i privated everything but that must be on a different account
Starting point is 00:19:36 oh i just met you how long is the video oh my god it's a full three minutes 20 seconds yeah wait can i just ask did you use that movie maker to edit it yeah on windows windows movie maker way back in the beginning where my editing career started oh my days but it's worked out because you're an editor now yeah exactly your career progression guys shout out when's the next music video coming out never maybe we should definitely not I don't know why they're out now
Starting point is 00:20:08 oh my god Scott Ellie got you good I know in those 10 minutes I'm out of fun can you imagine little pieces oh my god if she had a whole day
Starting point is 00:20:17 yeah I know no there's some yeah thank god I privated all the really bad ones are we on to Christy now yeah is it my turn?
Starting point is 00:20:25 Christy has left the room I'm not here It's my turn So First up we've got you Apparently working your bedroom floor Wait what? Wait what? With the converse on
Starting point is 00:20:38 Okay Oh yeah you were making sure you were getting those converse I know yeah Do you know back in the day where No you see how now People like the red bottoms I was like Bun the red bottoms I want converses innit
Starting point is 00:20:47 Yeah Okay No It looks It does look Once again Like a Tumblr quote picture I was heavy on Tumblr
Starting point is 00:20:54 That's not a bad picture I was so afraid God for that I was getting scared I found this one It's a little like Oh You look so cute in that
Starting point is 00:21:02 That is a very cringe picture I don't know What was going on with that face. That face is definitely not me. You do look very different though, to be fair. You look more like a mum, I can't tell. A mum? Wait, hold on. I look like a mum.
Starting point is 00:21:14 You're giving me mum vibes. Yeah. Just got back to the dating scene. No, this one beats it. This is what I would say, if you ever had an album cover, this would have to be it. Because this little, This one beats it This is What I would say If you ever had an album cover Oh This would have to be it
Starting point is 00:21:26 Cause this Little This little number Oh Ew Also with the quote Facebook it's been a long time Is that what the caption was?
Starting point is 00:21:39 Dot dot dot Have you got kitten heels on? Yeah She's got the little She's got the little purple heels's got the little purple heels on with a little, little toe, toeage.
Starting point is 00:21:47 So ugly. Let me just go onto Instagram because I found some, some videos of Christy here. Let me go onto my saved. This one's my favourite because it's Christy trying to be a kebab. A kebab?
Starting point is 00:22:14 No, you're going be a kebab a kebab do you have a stripper pole in your living room yeah is that just in your living room like tell us more uh no it's actually not my living room it's actually my friend's living room she bought one i was like i want to try it so i just had gone and it's so funny i was still on repeat you're still just spinning around you just buy a pole and stick it in your room you can like you can like twist it on you twist it up and yeah it's great explanation yeah it's quite fun though i think i might get one yeah i could see you doing that you can teach me we can make a whole t4 strip with these hairpins. Let's remove the chairs and just get free poles. All right guys, and then we're gonna hang on.
Starting point is 00:22:51 But it's good cardio though. Yeah, like give you a call, no? Yeah, proper. Yeah, fair. Okay, I'm not too scared now. There's also this one as well. This one isn't bad. Quick little Beyonce moment.
Starting point is 00:23:06 So during Covid I pretended to like Recreate music videos This is during Covid? I think so I think it was in my house Pretended to be Shakira No it's the cuts for me The arms Yeah if my music video
Starting point is 00:23:29 Got brought out Yours is as well So It's so good Look at her face Chris is currently Covered with a t-shirt Yeah
Starting point is 00:23:38 It's not that bad At least you didn't Growl at your parents Yeah exactly You were growling Over Waterloo Road I absolutely feel like you've had it easy because if I was to actually just release everything
Starting point is 00:23:51 on my archives, it'd be, I used to be a singer during the lockdown. I made a song called Summer 2020. What? We haven't heard it. No, with an app called Voicey. Okay. Do you guys not use the app Voicey?
Starting point is 00:24:04 You wrote your own song yeah and i recorded it on my phone can we have a little snippet do you have that yeah i do but hell no please for the nostalgia yeah exactly yeah i'll bring it out the chorus yeah yeah do you remember it Of course she remembers it It just says Summer 2020 doesn't exist Well that was the whole song
Starting point is 00:24:30 Yeah Summer 2020 No but it was like It was It doesn't exist Why What was your issue With summer 2020
Starting point is 00:24:39 Because we were stuck Oh okay Do you not remember lockdown I just thought something I don't know Maybe you got your heart broken In the summer 2020 You were like
Starting point is 00:24:47 We couldn't go out We were stuck in our houses And Voicy The app was actually amazing So I did like a Let me just Do you have the auto-tune on it? Yeah
Starting point is 00:24:57 Yes Do you remember the app? No I remember those sort of apps But Put it on your mic Play it on my mic Okay apps but put it in your mic play on the mic okay it's not even that bad no wait it's one of them acapella ones where it's all you
Starting point is 00:25:18 yeah it's terrible Terrible Not people No that Yeah If I heard this on the radio I wouldn't be like This is actually alright Yeah So that was music Hang on a minute Yeah
Starting point is 00:25:35 Nice That's actually a ball Yeah I quite like it Yeah that was Hell no Yeah I used to Rap in my past life I'm actually surprised you didn't go on my YouTube
Starting point is 00:25:51 You have a YouTube You should have told us Guys just to know If you ever want to date Or you ever want to You know Start a job or something Just go and stalk your social media accounts
Starting point is 00:26:06 just in case. So, because we've been chatting about nostalgia, does anyone remember Omegle? I do. I remember Chatroulette and I remember people going on there and saying, oh, I spoke to a celebrity
Starting point is 00:26:20 and I spoke to this person. Yeah, but it would be like, it would be a video on there and they'd be like... Exactly. Yeah, I'd go to Creeps. Creeps. I thought he was going to say like...
Starting point is 00:26:29 PTSD from Omegle. Did you ever go on Omegle? I've never heard of it. What? I've heard of Chatroulette, but not Omegle. Really? They're like the same thing, basically. So we're going to give it a go.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Talk to some strangers. Yeah. I'm really excited about this hello hello hi hi you're being recorded you're on the tf4 podcast hi i'm your him tonight tonight i'll be the pussy Oh, hello. Hi. Hi.
Starting point is 00:27:16 You're very serious. You're being recorded, by the way. Is that okay? You guys got a little setup for one? Oh. Oh. This is the Tea at Four podcast. It's the accent for me.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Where are you from? Can we actually introduce ourselves? Because this is really rude. So I'm Christy. This is Ellie. And this is Scott. What's your name? Huh?
Starting point is 00:27:40 What's your name? He's very smart, isn't he? Ethan. Ethan. Ethan from? California. California. California. Ethan. Ethan from? California. California. Oh.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Oh. What are you doing on Omegle? Just boring. I haven't slept, so I'm funny. Oh. What time is it there by any chance? Like, what's the time over there? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:58 I have my phone right here. It's 6.50. PM or AM? AM. AM. AM. Well, you haven't slept No
Starting point is 00:28:07 Wow Can I just say You've got really nice eyebrows Thank you No he's got like a He's got a very lovely face He's got good teeth He's got good teeth as well
Starting point is 00:28:16 Do you want to come to England? I'll just leave No honestly Wait how old are you? 18 Oh Damn no no honestly wait how old are you 18 oh yeah you've got a very nice face yeah very nice yeah should we say goodbye to him christy wants to it was lovely speaking to you have a lovely day and make sure you sleep yeah go to sleep yeah god get some shut eye yeah all right take care love to see you bye love you ethan Lovely speaking to you. Have a lovely day and make sure you sleep. Yeah, go to sleep. Yeah, go on.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Get some shut eye. Yeah. All right, take care. Lovely to see you. Bye. Love you, Ethan. Oh! Keep him on.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Hi. How are you? We're recording a podcast. We'll skip out the bit where you're smoking at the beginning. Hi there, can you hear us? Oh, we can't hear you. I think he's off his face. You can't just say that to people.
Starting point is 00:29:28 What was it? What was it? What was it? Explain it for the pod It was about to be something It was like I feel like he was about to Yeah so he had to Had to reveal something That was a funky blanket though as well
Starting point is 00:29:39 Hi you're being recorded, by the way. Is that okay? For a podcast? Give us a song. Hello? Hello. Can you hear us? Yeah, I can hear you.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Just to let you know, we're on a podcast and you're being recorded. Is that okay? Okay. So you've got a guitar. What's your name and what do you do? Myself, Ayush Trimale. Ayush. Myself, Ayush. Okay and what do you do? Myself Ayush Trimale, Ayush. Myself Ayush. Okay and do you sing, do you play?
Starting point is 00:30:10 Yeah I sing, I play. Sing us a song. Sure. About Omegle. Oh it's the Ben Sheeran, we're kinkers. for me oh get your lights out or actually get your phones out
Starting point is 00:30:34 I found a girl beautiful and sweet I never knew you were someone waiting for me Stunning! I feel like I'm in Berkeley! Where's the golden butter?
Starting point is 00:30:54 I'm going for the beautiful I'm really lucky to have you And it's time Wait, it's one more? That was amazing Alright boom So this is the part of the show That everybody loves Where we play
Starting point is 00:31:18 Don't spill the tea Where you spill the tea And we try not to So we're gonna sip some tea Right now So guys please Collect your tea glasses. Cheers.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Do people cheers? Don't leave me hanging. Oh. Thank you. Ding, ding, ding. Take a sip and let's go. The lady in M&S was so kind and helpful when I was looking for a post-surgery bra.
Starting point is 00:31:42 She obviously thought I'd had cancer. Felt too guilty to tell her I'd just had implants. No. Next one. I know, Jordan, we're really on a dark vibe this week, guys. I'm really sorry. They're all a bit on this thing. I think we need to assess some humour in this building.
Starting point is 00:32:05 My wife died last year Where are these getting found? You guys are so bad His wife died last year It's gone from bad to worse She didn't even finish the story No I want to hear it I do want to hear it
Starting point is 00:32:30 That's it Alright ready I'll continue My wife died last year During an evening when I was feeling really down I put into chat GPT All of our WhatsApp messages And asked it to respond to my messages in her manner. Words cannot express how much I regret this.
Starting point is 00:32:52 And that's made it on the side to spill the tea. Well, that was sad. It's just sad. I'm supposed to be spitting water out of my mouth, not my eyes. I think we need a new research team. I was waiting for the punchline. I was like, this is just sad. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Let's depress them. I haven't read yet either, so this is exciting for me. My wife and I compete on steps recorded on our Fitbits this morning she's questioned why I was already on 500 steps when I just got out of bed you can guess the rest steps 500
Starting point is 00:33:40 that couldn't have lasted quite a lot didn isn't it? I don't want to re-enact this. Okay. Moving on. I don't know. It's 500 or what? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Let's carry on the conversation. Refill. Refill, Ellie. Quick. They're both filled. It's just Ellie chatting to herself. She's like, 500, is that a lot? 31?
Starting point is 00:34:09 Okay, me and my girlfriend Oh God. Me and my girlfriend play this game called Pooh Finger where we wipe our fingers in our bums and then shove it under each other's noses. And shout Pooh Finger. And shout poop finger. And shout poop finger.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Sound like Ellie would do, isn't it? Sound like Ellie would do. Even sending these in. Yeah, Ellie would do. That sounds like something my ex would do. Oh my God. Poop finger! Ready? Ready? to a decent oh my god poo finger ready she was on top
Starting point is 00:34:48 humping me while I'm sucking her breasts I'm so embarrassed by this content now that there are other people in the room oh my god
Starting point is 00:35:03 if you've gone from one extreme to another why have you just died in there Oh my god. We've gone from one extreme to another. Wives just died in their sucking tits. Having sex in my college dorm room had come back late and roommate was in his bed on other side of room but thought we could be quiet.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Didn't work out. Girl was loud. Why is it talking like this like a robot didn't work out girl was loud get so far and she yells i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming and my roommate hops out of bed and says i'm going i'm going i'm going it's the way I was like I'm coming I'm coming
Starting point is 00:35:51 I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming so that was fun I'm a bit wet just add the podcast already just exit where sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
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Starting point is 00:36:51 If I have one way, it's my own way Now I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming If I have one way to move me, I'll wait a long time again Thank you.

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