Tea at Four - Ep 29: Blind Dates, Fashion Throwbacks and Meeting The Love Of My Life On Omegle
Episode Date: July 7, 2023In today's episode of Tea at Four, Christie, Ellie and Scott talk about dating do's and don'ts, who should pay the bill and Ellie shares all from her recent blind date. We also look at som...e of the iconic fashion trends that should stay in the bin, and make some new friends on Omegle!
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They're all private now, they're all private now
Except for this Call Me Maybe music video
Guys, I've been done, why did I agree to this?
Hi guys, welcome back to Tea at Four, I'm Christy
I'm Ellie
And I'm Scott
And this is the podcast where we speak everything that should have stayed in the group chat
Alright guys, so everyone that should have stayed in the group chat all right guys so we've got the week what's
going on guys are you guys still kind of i'm still i'm still shell shocked from yeah yeah
really i mean i'm still processing i think yeah i feel like he knows all your deepest darkest
secrets he knows everything about me yeah yeah the ghost thing being pretty open now yeah how was your day actually did it go all right oh no i saw him
and was like hell no really no he was a nice person but like okay i didn't want to
snog it or like rip his clothes off or anything like that he took me to rocky oki
what's that um what is Rockyoke? What is that?
What is it?
I don't know.
After I met, it's karaoke, but rock themed.
That's nice.
You're the first people to say that.
Everyone else is like, why would you do that?
What did you sing then?
No, by the time we got there, it ended anyway.
Because he didn't know where he was going.
So he went the longest way around.
And then we got there.
But yeah, I just found that first date.
Yeah, why not?
It's like in France.
Yeah.
You could be a rocky sort of girl.
Do I look like a rocky sort of girl?
Okay, maybe not.
Maybe not.
No, he wanted to split the bill, right?
This is actually pretty funny.
So he wanted to split.
On the first date, I'm not about splitting the bill.
I didn't say anything.
But if they offer, if they say like, do you want to split the bill?
I'm not going to be like, no. So I was like, splitting the bill. I didn't say anything, but if they offer, if they say like, do you want to split the bill? I'm not gonna be like,
no.
So I was like,
yeah,
sure.
But then the waiter,
he clearly heard us say we're splitting the bill,
but he just put it all in his card and then walked away.
Wait,
so did he like request you on Monzo afterwards?
Like what?
I think he was going to,
but I think he could tell it was giving me the proper egg.
So I was like
he just
oh right
okay
what's your opinions
on splitting the bill
on first dates
to be honest
wait hold on
to be honest
the agency that
that found you
the blind date
they should have
paid for it
I'm not gonna lie
but splitting the bill
don't violate me
please don't do that
really
if you're asking me
I split everything
I split everything
from like
literally from the first date
no maybe on the on the from like literally from the first date no
maybe on the
on the third date
yeah
on the first date
yeah
you're meant to
I just want to be spoiled a bit
I can't even lie
exactly
I want to feel appreciated
can you imagine
I've had a great time
but here's your share of the bill
hello
if you had a great time
pay for me
pay for your great time
exactly
pay for the great time
so I'm
no
I'm team no
don't split the team
who's the one that should pay then
don't leave me hanging please
oh sorry
sorry
who should pay in the first
whoever asks
the person out
I'm not gonna lie
I feel like
if you ask
you pay
if you don't ask
you be quiet
and you wait for them to pay
but if you wanna be
if you
I'm not gonna like if the guy
when the waiter comes and it's like that awkward silence like i'm not gonna i'm taking out my card
because you're not gonna come and embarrass me yeah don't do that but you ask me out you pay
do you remember back in the day yeah back in the days when we were younger yeah you guys ever had
like mcdonald's parties what no wait is that where
you would like are you wait hold on are you guys crazy you've never had a mcdonald's party no i
wasn't i was in spain there was no mcdonald's wait hold on you guys have never had a mcdonald's
party no like mcdonald's used to have like a room and you'd i think i've seen that before
and i was at mcdonald's i was looking through the window I wasn't ever invited
To a McDonald's party
But you know what I'm talking about right
I think so
Where they have like
This was like back in like
Ronald McDonald
The clown
Back in the day
Nostalgic like
You get the balloons
On the little
On the sticks
Right yeah
I briefly remember that
But I wasn't a part of that scene
Soz It's not my scene I wasn't a part of that scene, Soz.
It's not my scene.
I don't frequent, like, McDonald's pies.
I'm sorry.
What can I do?
I'm really hurt by that.
Soz, I had tapas parties.
I didn't actually have tapas parties, no.
Yeah, like, back in the day.
Do they still do them now? No don't but i saw like an advert
and it reminded me of it and i was like oh my gosh you need to bring it back and um the fashion
back then was absolutely amazing like remember groovy chick yeah yeah i had a groovy chick
that's what everyone's dressing like now what now i think everyone dresses like groovy chick
do you not no like the fled i'm so sorry I'm just coming for a lot of people right now
No okay
I don't like flared
Flared trousers
But flared
Jeans
I don't like
I find them weird
I've got flared jeans as well
But they're a bit too tight
Around my crotch area
So they're actually
I mean I personally prefer
Flared jeans to skinny jeans
What's wrong with
What's wrong with skinny jeans?
No like spray on skinny.
For men.
For men, sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
What's wrong with skinny jeans on men?
I don't know.
I mean, I used to wear them when I was about like...
I'm trying to think.
No, I don't like it.
You like skinny jeans on men.
I'm not skinny skinny.
I saw someone the other day with skinny jeans on that had zips on the knees.
Oh.
Yeah.
Wait, this part?
No, like.
So it's like, yeah, like the little.
So if your knees need air.
Yeah, a little bit like ventilation.
Or if they want to get a little bit more sexual.
Half zips.
Half zips, you know, quarter zips all the way through.
But then what would you guys like, what fashion back then, right?
Would you guys not like to see come back? Low cut jeans, you know, like, what fashion back then, right, would you guys not like to see come back?
Low-cut jeans, you know, like...
J-low.
J-low, yeah.
Low-cut jeans.
What, low with the thong, like, peeking out the back?
It looks hot, but then when you sit down and you, like,
want to eat some food,
you've just got your whole belly flopping over your jeans.
Basically, it's coming back into fashion now.
It is, very much, yeah.
It is, 100%. It's new years in style, you know? Okay. Like the hair clip. The hair clip's back in. Yeah. your jeans basically it's coming back into fashion it is very much yeah it is 100%
it's new years
and style you know
okay
like the hair clip
the hair clip's back in
yeah
I don't mind that
because that's the hair accessory
anyway
yeah and it's quite useful
yeah and I only see it
if I'm looking
at the back of your head
so
it's already gone
so it's fine
it's already gone
so it's fine
it's not in my face
but then
oh there's a
there's that style
that I don't like
do you remember Aztec?
What, like print?
Yeah, but then had it in leggings.
Aztec print.
I'm not very good with terms and stuff like that.
You don't know what Aztec print is?
It's like the very weird, how do I describe it?
Like, think a mosaic.
Yeah, kind of like a mosaic.
Just a bit too much very dull colors that they'll be like in like
grays and like greens like that like tiles oh and leggings in leggings like a bathroom tile look
yeah i've got bathroom tiles
yeah i don't i don't want to see that ever again yeah no people used to wear that and
no yeah i definitely used to wear that to be fair yeah yeah you used to yeah yeah but it'd
be like a little you know like a little boob tube like that's not like the leggings like
a quarter one that's very very scary please don't bring that back because i don't think i could
remember jeggings i remember going with my older sister to buy a
pair of jeggings yeah I'm like she was I still like them I don't get them yeah don't bring those
back I still like them I see them going in pride walker they're quite cheap I'm like hey get a pair
of jeggings you know I don't want to wear jeans today I wear some jeggings I could still I can
run in jeggings I can you know stretch in jeggings I can do everything in in jeggings. I can, you know, stretch in jeggings. I can do everything in my jeggings.
Exactly.
Jeggings for the world and back.
No, I actually, yeah, I think I might get a pair now that we're talking about it.
Do you know what I mean?
It's just a nice good stretch.
Oh, I spoke about them now they're coming back.
They're quite useful just to like have.
That's what I'm saying.
Exactly.
Don't want to wear jeans today.
It's a bit too tight, you know.
Get the jeggings on.
You know what I'm really not for?
What?
Pumps.
You know, like they're coming back again like proper
like plimsolls pump yeah do you remember i've seen like tiktok girlies wearing those again and i'm
like no way did anyone go through a primark plimsoll phase when they were younger when they
and they were like they had a whole range of colours. And it was like, I had to have them all.
Like two pound plimsolls.
And I'd be swapping out the fluorescent laces.
It would be everything.
I'd match them with some like coloured sunglasses.
Do you remember the Kanye West sunglasses?
The ones, the lines?
Yes, yes.
I saw those the other day.
Can we just zoom onto Ellie's face?
Because right now the shock in her face.
Where have you been?
There was no fashion trends where I live.
Like if there were any fashion trends.
No.
No, literally nothing.
So what did you wear?
And then I come back to England, pick up some fashion trends, go back home to where I live
and they'll be looking at me like, what the fuck is this girl wearing?
So what did you wear?
It would just be like really short shorts and like tops of our tits out
basically.
Great fashion day
isn't it?
She's a trailblazer.
It was just
beach fashion,
yeah.
Oh.
Yeah,
beach,
beachy vibes.
Beachy vibes.
But,
hair back in the day.
Yeah,
because I've been snooping around
and I've seen some.
What do you mean hair?
How did we get some hair?
Justin Bieber looking.
Justin Bieber looking hair. Who had Justin Bieber looking hair? No, what's the joke guys? Me. around i've seen some what you mean hair how do we get some justin bieber looking justin bieber
looking hair who had justin bieber looking hair no what's what's the joke guys me uh oh so this
is the section where basically we were we were asked to do a big stalk you know yeah a bit of checks uh dbs quick dbs check dbs check on these lovely people all of us here so i stalked ellie
oh god you must have been stalking me for hours because ellie has some golden content
ellie stalked scott and i had christy yeah i find it so funny how you can like for instance back in
the day you're posting,
you're just,
you know,
living your best life.
But now it's like,
there's so much things out there in the internet
that I could find anything and anything about anyone.
Literally.
My school.
Like we overshare so much.
But the greatest thing about that is that
we can find all these embarrassing things,
bring them to the table
and spill the tea on all the things that we used to do back then okay yeah what i found on ellie
yeah let's go i'm excited about this ah well ellie what have you gone on i went first i started on
your facebook because i thought i'm interested okay let's um i'm gonna read some interesting
um statuses that you've put up because these were absolutely hilarious.
Oh, God.
I'm going to...
This is in capitals, right?
So annoyed because dad recorded too many stuff
so Waterloo Road didn't record,
which I've been waiting to watch for ages
and dad's laughing at it.
Grr.
Why are you showing that your parents are...
Grr.
Why are you growling at your dad?
She goes again. Dad won't let me watch waterloo road until mom sits down to watch tv which she never does are these all like one after another or they're like
then she goes i love tv friday smiley face
not a lot to do in spain literally no waterloo road was a banger though yeah back in the
day yeah exactly i should have said that was what it was like you had like um some some very
like big paragraphs on your statuses ellie i don't know if you're like i haven't looked at
these in years the 21st of April 2012 She goes
When the morning comes
We're not watching Formula 1
It's not what we breathe for
That's a song
No it's not
Yeah it is
That's a song
It's a song by Sharon yeah
Wait
Continue on what you just thought
Was an insightful status from Ellie
What song is that?
It's
When the morning comes we're
not watching formula one it's not what we breed for so we kick off the day with friends on t4
two boiled and blue two sugars eight two sweet
i want to let's stay inside all day i'm here thinking what the hell was eddie reading like a 12 year old
i was thinking raw like she really sat there and used to like write poems on facebook
i had to screenshot it i was so confused yeah yeah that's a song it's a song yeah what ed
sharon song it is it's called sofa yeah it's from a very old one i was
a big fan of ed sheeran when i was like 12 before he actually got really famous ed sheeran's not
gonna be a big fan of you yeah it was a 14 year old space i don't listen to ed sheeran sorry um
and another one was okay new skybox in my room smiley face so when i go to the tv
so when i go to bed and turn it off there's like
a big red bright circle in the middle of that in the middle of darkness of my room it's like
et's fingers oh well it keeps me company
like literally i was scrolling through her you're literally a facebook mom like before they existed
literally i was scrolling through and i was like literally a Facebook mum before they existed. Literally. I was scrolling through it.
I was like, no, I need to screenshot all of these.
Ellie, what is going on?
I didn't even know they were there.
They're great though.
No.
Monday.
Monday, tomorrow.
No.
I seriously hate weekdays.
Sad face.
It's all right.
That's so relatable.
Exactly.
Ellie, what I realized about you, you love the, you're a mirror selfie babe, aren't you? is that alright that's so relatable exactly Ellie
what I realised about you
you love the
you're a mirror selfie
babe aren't you
am I
yeah you are
so this is
in 2011
watch her
with the
pink blackberry
and the
that
takes me
back
the blackberry
it's the bang
not the bang
that is Ellie
right there's someone that doesn't even look like you right rocking the fringe It's the baying Not the baying That is me
There's someone
That doesn't even look like you
Right
Rocking the fringe
Then we had
Oh so
Where's the other one
I've got so many pictures
Oh this one
Remember back in the day
The woolly hat
Oh
The woolly hat
With a bobble
Yeah
Alright
I don't know what phone this is
But she was definitely
Team Android at this point
Watch Ellie go Oh Watch her She's a Tumblr girl this is giving tumblr yes tumblr it's giving the tumbles
and then ellie as oh this is the one that killed me oh right she had you know back in the day where
we used to like edit all our photos in black and white and other colors so ellie went and did a compilation of her i did yeah you did of my fridge
ellie honestly you are absolutely adorable and the one that actually killed me, I was like,
how would you describe Ellie personality wise?
Crazy, wild.
And you know, she loves a good night out.
And it was this one that your friend told you about.
I was a bit confused about what's going on here.
But you could tell that Ellie's down for a good time.
So by stalking your profile.
Yeah, man, you learn a lot about me.
Yeah, you're lit
absolutely lit
that's my end of this one
and she loves a peace sign
yes
and the pout
don't forget the pout
there you go Ellie
that's what I found out
oh god
you should not find one of me
with my high school musical microphone
oh I saw that
and my sunglasses on
yeah I saw that
god I looked
I wish there was a video though
of you singing because I would have played it and i would have just laughed
so ellie you're you're great vibes like thanks great vibes online free spirit you know yeah
and she's still the same so that's that's a very good thing yeah exactly nothing's changed nothing's
changed just minus the fringe yeah yeah would you bring the French back hmm just just oh
oh
okay
oh
it's giving
yeah it's giving
leave it
leave it
back there
yeah it's giving
leave it
leave it in 2012
yeah leave it
maybe in my next
existential crisis
I'll just
yeah
give it a go
right who's next
who is next go down the line
you had me didn't you i actually had about 10 minutes to look at scott's because ellie's always
last minute yeah i'm really good at preparing for these things
let's bring up oh my christ on a bike i've just seen what's on the bloody really really no so
we'll start with this one oh my god the caption shout out to the most wonderful boy youtuber ever scott percy can i just say look at that picture i look ill like what is that filter making me
look like i've been up for three days straight literally like and i know where that was that
was in a pub in the middle of the countryside and i had nothing else to do so just thought
i'd post a quick one for the fans. Why was that your decision of posing?
Oh my God.
I don't know.
What am I doing with my mouth?
I need to paint my lips as thin as possibly possible.
Non-existent lips.
Non-existent lips.
Wow.
How old were you then?
I was 12 or 13.
12 or 13.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Where are you finding these? They got he's sexy no he's sexy he's hot he's
everything we're not can i just right we need your captions no this is when i used to have a
youtube account and i had fan pages guys and they used to like screenshot my insta posts
and like post them
and like
no way
they're still out there
on youtube? no they're on instagram
they're like fan pages of me
someone drew me
somebody drew
somebody drew
so Scott you're basically famous i'm sorry
did they draw him though they drew someone who resembled me very slightly wow did you ever like
comment comment on these posts like thank you so much like i used to follow them they were my fans
i had to keep in touch um they're all private now they're all private now Except for this call me maybe music video
Guys I've been done
Why did I agree to this
So this is me and my neighbour
Are you pretending to roll a cigarette
No it says
It's my number on a piece of paper.
So you can call me maybe.
I thought you were pretending to roll the flag.
No please.
Like eight years old or however old we are.
Oh my God.
Can you just say what's going on in the video as well?
I am, I don't know, exploring my car park.
Why are you in the car?
Whose car is that?
My mom's parked car.
Oh my God.
This is so good good these are so embarrassing
i didn't even know that was still up i privated everything but that must be on a different account
oh i just met you
how long is the video oh my god it's a full three minutes 20 seconds yeah wait can i just ask did you use that movie maker to edit it yeah on windows
windows movie maker way back in the beginning where my editing career started oh my days but
it's worked out because you're an editor now yeah exactly your career progression guys shout out
when's the next music video coming out never maybe we should
definitely not
I don't know why
they're out now
oh my god Scott
Ellie got you good
I know in those 10 minutes
I'm out of fun
can you imagine
little pieces
oh my god
if she had a whole day
yeah I know
no there's some
yeah thank god
I privated all the
really bad ones
are we on to Christy now
yeah
is it my turn?
Christy has left the room I'm not here
It's my turn
So
First up we've got you
Apparently working your bedroom floor
Wait what?
Wait what?
With the converse on
Okay
Oh yeah you were making sure you were getting those converse
I know yeah
Do you know back in the day where
No you see how now People like the red bottoms
I was like
Bun the red bottoms
I want converses innit
Yeah
Okay
No
It looks
It does look
Once again
Like a Tumblr quote picture
I was heavy on Tumblr
That's not a bad picture
I was so afraid
God for that
I was getting scared
I found this one
It's a little like
Oh
You look so cute in that
That is a very cringe picture
I don't know What was going on with that face.
That face is definitely not me.
You do look very different though, to be fair.
You look more like a mum, I can't tell.
A mum?
Wait, hold on.
I look like a mum.
You're giving me mum vibes.
Yeah.
Just got back to the dating scene.
No, this one beats it.
This is what I would say,
if you ever had an album cover,
this would have to be it. Because this little, This one beats it This is What I would say If you ever had an album cover Oh
This would have to be it
Cause this
Little
This little number
Oh
Ew
Also with the quote
Facebook it's been a long time
Is that what the caption was?
Dot dot dot
Have you got kitten heels on?
Yeah
She's got the little
She's got the little purple heels's got the little purple heels on
with a little,
little toe,
toeage.
So ugly.
Let me just go onto Instagram
because I found some,
some videos of Christy here.
Let me go onto my saved.
This one's my favourite
because it's Christy trying to be a kebab.
A kebab?
No, you're going be a kebab a kebab do you have a stripper pole in your living room yeah is that just in your living room like tell us more uh no it's actually not my living room it's actually my friend's living room
she bought one i was like i want to try it so i just had gone and it's so funny i was still
on repeat you're still just spinning around you just buy a pole and stick it in your room you can
like you can like twist it on you twist it up and yeah it's great explanation yeah it's quite fun
though i think i might get one yeah i could see you doing that you can teach me we can make a
whole t4 strip with these hairpins.
Let's remove the chairs and just get free poles.
All right guys, and then we're gonna hang on.
But it's good cardio though.
Yeah, like give you a call, no?
Yeah, proper.
Yeah, fair.
Okay, I'm not too scared now.
There's also this one as well.
This one isn't bad.
Quick little Beyonce moment.
So during Covid I pretended to like
Recreate music videos
This is during Covid? I think so
I think it was in my house
Pretended to be Shakira
No it's the cuts for me
The arms
Yeah if my music video
Got brought out
Yours is as well
So
It's so good
Look at her face
Chris is currently
Covered with a t-shirt
Yeah
It's not that bad
At least you didn't
Growl at your parents
Yeah exactly
You were growling
Over Waterloo Road
I absolutely feel like you've had it easy
because if I was to actually just release everything
on my archives,
it'd be, I used to be a singer during the lockdown.
I made a song called Summer 2020.
What?
We haven't heard it.
No, with an app called Voicey.
Okay.
Do you guys not use the app Voicey?
You wrote your own song yeah and i recorded
it on my phone can we have a little snippet do you have that yeah i do but hell no please
for the nostalgia
yeah exactly yeah i'll bring it out
the chorus yeah yeah do you remember it Of course she remembers it
It just says
Summer 2020 doesn't exist
Well that was the whole song
Yeah
Summer 2020
No but it was like
It was
It doesn't exist
Why
What was your issue
With summer 2020
Because we were stuck
Oh okay
Do you not remember lockdown
I just thought something
I don't know
Maybe you got your heart broken
In the summer 2020
You were like
We couldn't go out
We were stuck in our houses
And Voicy
The app was actually amazing
So I did like a
Let me just
Do you have the auto-tune on it?
Yeah
Yes
Do you remember the app?
No I remember those sort of apps
But
Put it on your mic
Play it on my mic
Okay apps but put it in your mic play on the mic okay
it's not even that bad no wait it's one of them acapella ones where it's all you
yeah it's terrible Terrible Not people No that Yeah
If I heard this on the radio
I wouldn't be like
This is actually alright
Yeah
So that was music
Hang on a minute
Yeah
Nice
That's actually a ball
Yeah I quite like it
Yeah that was
Hell no
Yeah I used to
Rap in my past life
I'm actually surprised you didn't go on my YouTube
You have a YouTube
You should have told us
Guys just to know
If you ever want to date
Or you ever want to
You know
Start a job or something
Just go and stalk your social media accounts
just in case.
So, because we've been chatting about nostalgia,
does anyone remember Omegle?
I do.
I remember Chatroulette
and I remember people going on there
and saying,
oh, I spoke to a celebrity
and I spoke to this person.
Yeah, but it would be like,
it would be a video on there
and they'd be like...
Exactly.
Yeah, I'd go to Creeps.
Creeps.
I thought he was going to say like...
PTSD from Omegle.
Did you ever go on Omegle?
I've never heard of it.
What?
I've heard of Chatroulette, but not Omegle.
Really?
They're like the same thing, basically.
So we're going to give it a go.
Talk to some strangers.
Yeah.
I'm really excited about this
hello hello hi hi you're being recorded you're on the tf4 podcast
hi i'm your him tonight
tonight i'll be the pussy Oh, hello.
Hi.
Hi.
You're very serious.
You're being recorded, by the way.
Is that okay?
You guys got a little setup for one?
Oh.
Oh.
This is the Tea at Four podcast.
It's the accent for me.
Where are you from?
Can we actually introduce ourselves?
Because this is really rude.
So I'm Christy.
This is Ellie.
And this is Scott.
What's your name?
Huh?
What's your name?
He's very smart, isn't he?
Ethan.
Ethan.
Ethan from?
California. California. California. Ethan. Ethan from? California.
California.
Oh.
Oh.
What are you doing on Omegle?
Just boring.
I haven't slept, so I'm funny.
Oh.
What time is it there by any chance?
Like, what's the time over there?
I don't know.
I have my phone right here.
It's 6.50.
PM or AM?
AM.
AM.
AM.
Well, you haven't slept
No
Wow
Can I just say
You've got really nice eyebrows
Thank you
No he's got like a
He's got a very lovely face
He's got good teeth
He's got good teeth as well
Do you want to come to England?
I'll just leave
No honestly
Wait how old are you?
18 Oh Damn no no honestly wait how old are you 18 oh yeah you've got a very nice face yeah very nice yeah should we say goodbye to him
christy wants to
it was lovely speaking to you have a lovely day and make sure you sleep yeah go to sleep
yeah god get some shut eye yeah all right take care love to see you bye love you ethan Lovely speaking to you. Have a lovely day and make sure you sleep. Yeah, go to sleep. Yeah, go on.
Get some shut eye.
Yeah.
All right, take care.
Lovely to see you.
Bye.
Love you, Ethan.
Oh!
Keep him on.
Hi.
How are you?
We're recording a podcast.
We'll skip out the bit where you're smoking at the beginning.
Hi there, can you hear us?
Oh, we can't hear you.
I think he's off his face.
You can't just say that to people.
What was it? What was it?
What was it?
Explain it for the pod It was about to be something
It was like
I feel like he was about to
Yeah so he had to
Had to reveal something
That was a funky blanket though as well
Hi you're being recorded, by the way.
Is that okay?
For a podcast?
Give us a song.
Hello?
Hello.
Can you hear us?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Just to let you know,
we're on a podcast and you're being recorded.
Is that okay?
Okay.
So you've got a guitar.
What's your name and what do you do?
Myself, Ayush Trimale.
Ayush. Myself, Ayush. Okay and what do you do? Myself Ayush Trimale, Ayush. Myself Ayush. Okay and do you sing, do you play?
Yeah I sing, I play.
Sing us a song.
Sure.
About Omegle.
Oh it's the Ben Sheeran, we're kinkers. for me oh
get your lights out
or actually
get your phones out
I found a girl
beautiful
and sweet
I never knew
you were someone waiting for me
Stunning!
I feel like I'm in Berkeley!
Where's the golden butter?
I'm going for the beautiful
I'm really lucky to have you
And it's time
Wait, it's one more? That was amazing
Alright boom
So this is the part of the show
That everybody loves
Where we play
Don't spill the tea
Where you spill the tea
And we try not to
So we're gonna sip some tea
Right now
So guys please
Collect your tea glasses.
Cheers.
Do people cheers?
Don't leave me hanging.
Oh.
Thank you.
Ding, ding, ding.
Take a sip and let's go.
The lady in M&S was so kind and helpful
when I was looking for a post-surgery bra.
She obviously thought I'd had cancer.
Felt too guilty to tell her I'd just had implants.
No.
Next one.
I know, Jordan, we're really on a dark vibe this week, guys.
I'm really sorry.
They're all a bit on this thing.
I think we need to assess some humour in this building.
My wife died last year
Where are these getting found?
You guys are so bad
His wife died last year
It's gone from bad to worse
She didn't even finish the story
No I want to hear it
I do want to hear it
That's it
Alright ready
I'll continue
My wife died last year
During an evening when I was feeling really down
I put into chat GPT
All of our WhatsApp messages And asked it to respond to my messages in her manner.
Words cannot express how much I regret this.
And that's made it on the side to spill the tea.
Well, that was sad.
It's just sad.
I'm supposed to be spitting water out of my mouth, not my eyes.
I think we need a new research team.
I was waiting for the punchline.
I was like, this is just sad.
Okay.
Let's depress them.
I haven't read yet either, so this is exciting for me.
My wife and I compete on steps recorded on our Fitbits
this morning she's questioned why I was already
on 500 steps when I just got out of bed
you can guess the rest
steps
500
that couldn't have lasted
quite a lot didn isn't it?
I don't want to re-enact this.
Okay.
Moving on.
I don't know.
It's 500 or what?
I don't know.
Let's carry on the conversation.
Refill.
Refill, Ellie.
Quick.
They're both filled.
It's just Ellie chatting to herself.
She's like, 500, is that a lot?
31?
Okay, me and my girlfriend
Oh God.
Me and my girlfriend play this game called Pooh Finger
where we wipe our fingers in our
bums and then shove it
under each other's noses.
And shout Pooh Finger. And shout poop finger.
And shout poop finger.
Sound like Ellie would do, isn't it?
Sound like Ellie would do.
Even sending these in.
Yeah, Ellie would do.
That sounds like something my ex would do.
Oh my God.
Poop finger!
Ready? Ready? to a decent oh my god poo finger ready she was on top
humping me
while I'm
sucking her breasts
I'm so embarrassed
by this content
now that there are
other people in the room
oh my god
if you've gone from one extreme to another why have you just died in there Oh my god.
We've gone from one extreme to another.
Wives just died in their sucking tits.
Having sex in my college dorm room
had come back late
and roommate was in his bed
on other side of room
but thought we could be quiet.
Didn't work out.
Girl was loud.
Why is it talking like this like a robot
didn't work out girl was loud get so far and she yells i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming
and my roommate hops out of bed and says i'm going i'm going i'm going it's the way
I was like
I'm coming
I'm coming
I'm coming
I'm coming
I'm coming
so that was fun
I'm a bit
wet
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and we'll see you guys in the next episode right bye If I have one way to move me, I'll wait a long time again
If I have one way to move me, I'll wait a long time again
If I have one way, it's my own way
Now I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming
If I have one way to move me, I'll wait a long time again Thank you.