Tea at Four - Ep 30: Holiday Horror Stories, Dating Etiquette and What The Hell Is Threads?

Episode Date: July 14, 2023

In today's episode of Tea at Four, Christie, Ellie and Scott dive deeper into what dating etiquette looks like. Who should pay on the first date? Is sleeping together on the first date ok? The team also share their most outrageous holiday horror stories and discuss the topic on everyone's lips, what the hell is threads?

so today we've got a great episode for you guys so make sure you get your tea your biscuits and listen to all the juicy stories that we've got coming up for you we've got a big reveal i'm revealing something i'm not telling you guys what it is yet we're talking about dating these guys have some interesting vacation stories right and everything to do with the new freds and twitter saga and what else well stay tuned and listen in and find out exactly this is tf4 hi welcome back to tf4 i'm ellie i'm scott and i'm christy and this is the podcast where we talk all things that should have stayed in the group chat so guys what's hot? Well. You're hot. Yeah. You must be a bit hot because you've shaved quite a bit off. Yeah.

What's hot is I got my hair done, guys. That's exciting. And you got new nails. Well, these are my actual nails anyways. But yeah, I got new nails. No, no. I don't got new nails. I do have new nails.

But what's actually hot is hair done, nails done, everything. Yes. My hair. She's had a rebrand. Are you guys ready? Should I reveal it for you guys? Yes. Come on. Come on. I'm excited. what's actually hot is hair done nails done everything yes my hair she's had a rebrand are you guys ready should I reveal it for you guys yes come on

I'm excited well anti-counter she's not excited I actually really like she's not like that anyway so this is the hair now guys I think I've got lines on my head but um

for everyone listening you look so different she's I am bold I'm bold she's I got no hair on my head, but... For everyone listening, she's... I am bold. I'm bold. She's got a short short. I'm short short. That's really short.

It doesn't look like a boy, right? You're giving me like celebrity vibes. I don't know, it's getting me excited. I'm like, you're going to the Oscars. Oh, the Oscars! If anybody wants to invite me to the Oscars, hey, Naz. Hi.

Invite me. Does Naz go to the Oscars? I hope so. I mean, he's an actor. He used to act. Oscars, they act in me does Naz face the Oscars I hope so I mean he's an actor he used to act Oscars they actually do it yeah yeah he used to act

not anymore but yeah you know but yeah I've cut my hair now guys I feel like a brand new woman thank you you should do it

I love a rebrand I look mature I look my age yeah we have a new guest this week hi I'm 60.0 but yeah that's what's been really hot on my side anyway but also besides me and my hair crop have you guys heard of fred's

oh god ish ish i mean what's going on yeah you can't escape it really i mean i've seen seen it posted everywhere but i don't really get it so basically who owns Facebook and Instagram is it Zuck Mark Zuckerberg Zuckerberg so Zuckerberg the way you're saying it

was like Zuck is that how you say his name yeah Zuckerberg is has become very petty and has basically

made his own version of Twitter yeah so he basically copied Musk is his name Musk Elon Musk yeah so he basically copied musk he's named musk elon musk yeah musk and zuck okay okay yeah zuck mucks and bust up yeah so fred's is basically twitter for instagram but it's much cleaner it's it's just it just looks for instagram or facebook or for

instagram i guess it's all i don't know i think it's linked so it's linked it's linked to your instagram account yeah so if you go on Instagram And you see all these people With these numbers On their profiles now Have you seen it? So you'll see like The person's at

You go on their page And at the bottom It's like They've got like At one six It's weird There's numbers on people's Instagram Right

Check Go on your phones right now Go on to somebody Somebody random So Facebook is owned by Met meta they rebranded to meta okay also own instagram yeah but threads is kind of an offshoot of instagram so it's made by the instagram team oh so that's why it's linked to your instagram so for instance look so i'm sorry sorry benny i'm on your account in it oh yeah there's

like these weird numbers on the new people's profiles now right so is that like your third username i'm guessing you can actually your friend username is your user i don't understand what's a thread it's basically twitter yeah it's basically twitter but on instagram it's just the rival for it but i i think i'm always going to be too Twitter. It's just too much going on. I've got Instagram, I've got Twitter, I've got Facebook, I've got TikTok. It's also funny, I heard, because obviously I'm not on threads, right? So I was on Twitter just doing the dissing, just pre-ing while someone's watching Love Island. And somebody tweeted like a screenshot.

So basically for you to delete your thread, you've got to delete your Instagram account. So once you've made it, you can't unmake it. Basically basically so that's why i haven't done it so we we're good you haven't been you know trapped yeah trapped into the new into the new but i've got instagram so but i just don't have just don't sign up to friends because apparently if you have friends you've got to delete your uh if you want to delete your friend then you have to do both if you want to delete your friend, you've got to delete your Instagram, apparently. Well, the head of Instagram said, to clarify, you can deactivate your threads account, which hides your threads profile and content. And you can set your profile to private and delete individual threads. But you can do that without deleting your Instagram account.

But because it's powered by Instagram right right now you can't delete it without deleting your instagram account oh so don't fuss up yourself basically right now yeah so they put all that effort into making the app and we're like you know what we'll leave the deleted part do you know any people that are actually using it well a lot of my like i think you're so weird because when i when i heard about threads i was on twitter and people's about threads thinking what the hell's going on like did you mean a thread on a twitter thread yeah that's what i thought it was like what's that and then i think there was a day that twitter was completely quiet because everybody was on threads and i was like what what is this like refreshing like what's going on but everyone was like

literally creating their thread profile sharing their thread profile and don't get me wrong the interface looks really nice but i i've had enough there's so many social media apps yeah it's too much yeah i can't take another one can't do another one i can't do it i feel like instagram or thread sorry could be the new twitter for maybe younger people it probably will yeah because i think i think yeah thinking around sort of like my friends not a lot of my friends use twitter okay so it's sort of like a it's sort of like my friends not a lot of my friends use Twitter okay so it's sort of like a

it's sort of like a zone where I think people only really use Twitter for like news and I go on there for like funny stuff and Love Island and yeah

that's about it but there's a lot of drama on Twitter isn't there there's a lot of mind games and politics yeah I feel like to be honest

I don't see it like a Instagram versus Twitter type of thing't see it like a Instagram versus Twitter type of thing because see it like this when we had remember Clubhouse is it Clubhouse

during briefly do you remember that yeah so that was a new thing that was like during the COVID people just

being in these groups it's like a talk you just talk to anyone yeah no house party it was house party in lockdown there was Clubhouse as well

there was house party then Clubhouse came right okay but There was house party Then clubhouse came Right okay But there was like Big rooms where Everybody can speak Yeah Yeah yeah yeah

So Twitter incorporated that Because now they've got Twitter spaces So if Instagram Want to incorporate threads What's the problem Yeah No that's exactly the point

Do what you want to do Exactly They've got the money They do I mean if you guys Want to give me some money To create an app Yeah exactly Question If you had the money to create an app what would the app be for and what would be useful oh what would it be that's a that's a big question christy

you know i'd create an app right what would you what would it be for my app here would be a travel slash food app. Okay. I like where this is going. Here where I'm going here. So you're traveling, but you can also get good food before where you're traveling. So.

Right. Okay. So it's like. Travel and food app. Got a map pops up with like the best restaurants. Period. Stuff. Yeah.

No, cause I do that. I go on like Google maps. I try and like search. Yeah. Exactly. So my app will be a travel's app hey can we um nda this because hey somebody could be listening to it and take it someone could take my idea don't give it away you can't make like lists on google though because i met someone in amsterdam and like she lived there so she gave me a list of all the best restaurants and then then I can go and Google Maps and show me.

So she's trying to get my idea. Yeah, that's it. And then you can follow her list as well. I'll tell you what would be quite good with that, though. Exactly same idea, but with nightclubs and bars. Nah. If you want to go somewhere. Because I'm always like, oh, where am I going to go?

Like, where are the events at? TikTok. True. That's the only place I can go for it though where are you gonna find everything else we need an app i just follow people you just follow strangers she's someone walking down the road she's like i'm going where they're going i'm gonna go that's just like ask other people and then i'm like yeah i'll just go wherever you want to go do you know what we're just gonna stick it to the apps that are here now we're not to add any more apps because we're tired. No, we don't need any more.

No more social media ones anyway. Too many now. Right. So on the topic of restaurants and stuff, last week we did have a little chat about like dating. Yeah. So I want to ask when you do go out on a date to like a restaurant what is your sort of like etiquette around like paying the bill like who

do you think should who do you think should pay the bill like i said yeah if you ask me out you pay if you don't have the money to ask me out and to take me on a date don't take me on a date don't embarrass me i just yeah i want someone but what if it's someone that you like really like and then they don't have money we don't we don't need to go on the date you're materialistic women but i personally feel like i would rather like i'm i think my love language is quality time in it yeah it doesn't mean that the quality time has to be you're doing something, we've got to go out. I'm more than happy going on a walk and at that point, you don't have to pay anything.

You don't have to bring out your purse or your wallet. You can just hold my hand, shiget, and it's free. The date is free. But if you actually wanna make an effort and you wanna take somebody out, if you're asking the person i personally feel like you that person whoever asks is the person who initiates the date should take care of the date yeah i guess in that like in that way it does make sense like i'm just

thinking like with my boyfriend our first day yeah we literally went for a walk and then just like went around to his and just had like a couple of drinks and that was it yeah but like well i'm here now so maybe not but um like i don't know it's just sort of i've never we always just split everything evenly we've like since we first met each other yeah we'd go to the shop get the drinks split dead even yeah just sent it to him on one zone it's just been like that sort of since that's interesting because you know how what's that word that's that saying chivalry chivalry chivalry chivalry chivalry yeah chivalry so chivalry is basically like what our parents used to do right yeah yeah opening the door for the court in the woman being a gentleman being a gentleman what's wrong with it why is why is there a problem now all of a sudden splitting the bill all of a sudden what's what's wrong with it why is why is there a problem now all of a sudden splitting the bill all of a sudden what's what's the issue like the whole equal i hear it kind of thing i mean i understand

that but realistically call me crazy okay let me hear this so if someone likes me and they're like invested in me surely at some point they see a future with me and a family with me yeah which means i'm going to be literally growing their child okay okay i'm not asking you to pay for me but like i just want to be appreciated in the sense that so then how so you should be appreciated but they shouldn't be appreciated no i would like pay for stuff for them as well like i'm happy to say pay like 50 50 on like rent and food like the stuff that I need but I just want to be spoiled a little bit do we think that this argument is maybe a bit of an old school argument because it's more like it's more rooted in like

gender and like straight relationships do you think that maybe like I don't know is there is there an argument to be said there because obviously like for you you said you just yeah yeah it's sort of like all everything and it would be down to like we go to the shop get a couple of chocolate bars come to like one pound 60 that'll get split and it'll just be 80p each really even that yeah just split everything on monday no come on yeah but he does it to me and then i do it to him so it's fair but that's because that's how you guys are if it's somebody else let's say for instance you didn't meet your partner you met somebody else and you told them oh they spit 50 50 they might be like no i actually i'm fine i could do i mean if they're like i want to pay for everything then i'm not going to object but i'm

not i don't know i think maybe in this day and age because he lives let's split the bill yeah but me personally like for me i'm i'm type person if i value your time i would pay i don't mind paying that's what i mean but then there is a point is it to do with gender is it to do with um obviously back in the day the breadwinner this blah blah or is it one of their ones where it's like because we're just so it's the norm quote quote the norm let's just continue it on i just i just don't want someone yeah i want someone to like appreciate me and like value my time i want them to value me more than their money so it's like okay that's an interesting way of looking at it yeah so am i more important than

your money yeah but like by spending 40 quid on me you've already made me for appreciated and it's just 40 quid so surely if you like me you're actually going to want to pay for that if you're interested i guess what's 40 quid but this then goes back to if it's the first day how do they know your value oh have you seen me because they don't like question yeah you know them just as much as they know maybe that's a good question because they don't like that's a good question yeah you know them just as much as they know you and maybe that's why it's okay to split the bill

on the first date Ellie said Ellie is no that's a very good point if I don't if I'm not interested in them you wouldn't I'm happy

I'm happy to split the bill yeah so if when I'm interested in you I shouldn't split the bill say that again so when they are if when I'm interested in you I shouldn't split the bill say that again so when they are interested

when you're interested in them they shouldn't split the bill with you they should actually yeah I would like them to because I just want them to appreciate me more than their money

because that's where I've been raised and I'm basically being a hypocrite now because I was like if you take me out then you have to pay for it you're like actually

but then my thing is but okay maybe i don't go out on dates that much maybe i either i ask people on a date because i don't want spending money on people do you plan the date i love to plan the day i really know i want them to plan the day you want them to plan the day yeah really do you like do you like it to be like a surprise or is it sort of like do you want to know where you're going and what time i'm coming to get you so you're telling me you're basically okay cool you like like do you want to know where you're going and what time or is it just like I'm coming to get you so Ellie's basically you're telling me

you're basically okay cool you like me so you got to do everything I ain't gonna plan anything until I really go into my brother I feel like that's that's very rude

how dare you what work have you put in Ellie exactly what do you bring to the table that's another question what do you bring

to the table herself and that's it apparently so when he says jump you say hi hi I wouldn't expose him for everything on the day no but you just basically said that i just want i don't know i just want to be i just want to be i do get that though i get that you want to be like spoiled okay

i hear it but also everybody deserves to be deserves to be spoiled i'll spoil them when were you spoiled after what six seven eight states no i'll spoil them in my own way they will feel in my own way no i personally like the that dating-esque um okay i i take back if you take me out on a date then you have to pay but i'm not gonna like if you do take me out on a date and i do enjoy myself i'll be like yo i'll have yeah or at least i've got this round of drinks yeah yeah i'm not saying that completely i'm my you know my card is i left my card at home yeah i'm not coming out i'm coming out but i left my card at home i'm not doing that but yeah yeah i'd happily i'd pay if i'm enjoying my time yeah i'd pay if i'm having a good time i'm paying as well yeah so what about sleeping with someone on the first date oh now we're talking about

controversial topics when it comes to dating all right let's go splitting the bills controversial though as well yeah but i think that's all right but yeah i feel like with the sleeping on the first day it's always like a pride things like thing, or you're way too easy type of thing. There's always that sort of judgment behind it. I just think if it's a vibe, then it's a vibe. That's it. I could have an equally nice date

not ending with a shag. With a bang. With ending with one. So I just think it's different people. The ones that end with a shag don't really last long like that relationship or that's what they say no yeah um so there's always that stigma like oh if you shag on the first date that that other person yeah but i think people with that stigma

yeah that's the thing end up not having a relationship with that person because they have that stigma so you just potentially block yourself from being in a relationship with that person because they have that stigma so you just potentially block yourself from being in a relationship with someone who could make you happy because they've slept with you on the first date because they found you attractive true so my flatmate always feels the need to kiss his date even

if he doesn't like her on the first date oh no there's no pressure don't kiss someone if you don't want to maybe he just likes kissing people yeah but even if he doesn't want maybe he's getting practice in maybe someone you really don't like it's not that deep but is it just like a quick like like bye see you later that was lovely does he feel like if he doesn't kiss them then it's like a violation i don't like i don't really understand that yeah i don't know i would i mean i wouldn't

like feel pressured to kiss anyone i wouldn't feel appreciated but you could just pay for the bill someone pay for some dinner with her please this bill no i don't think it's i don't think it's by force to end like the date if okay oh my god you didn't kiss me on the first date doesn't mean the guy doesn't like you yeah yeah yeah i don't think there's a there's a i would worry though you would worry english you would worry this is just a kiss so so you're just waiting i would be one i'll be wondering like does he actually like me if he's not giving me a kiss by the end of the day really yeah okay i do kind of get that because it's like if everything's going really really well and then it's like oh it's just like what you like shake hands and leave

why don't you guys make the first move no i'm sorry i probably yeah i'm not gonna like i'm very forward i can't be like come here'm like coming at you I don't know if I like something if I want something I'm gonna go and get it I'm not gonna lie because I might not see you tomorrow

so yeah I just need something to show me that you're actually interested though in order for me to do that so why can't you show them that you're interested

I just I just think if he wanted to he would so I don't he's gonna take it if I offer it he's mad

don't be a boss yo do it be forward be forward I'm don't he's gonna take it if i offer his man do it before before i'm telling you it's gonna change your life okay but surely you have to like give like a little sign that you're like into it first right yeah like that's what i like i don't read signs very well because i'm just a very like lay back person i just don't know i just don't know what either like guys actually into me or not because i just yeah first there's the look like there's that that look that you know okay i hate that is cringe that that is very you know

eat you like it's your it's your lips dry or something like don't do that but there's the look and then obviously you could tell by that if there's a lot of like not awkward silences but then if like you're all giggly and giddy yeah that's how i've been on dates like that and still had nothing come from it have you tried to like even it's like you go for the hug but i was in a real at this point i hadn't like been dating in ages so even if i wanted to i wouldn't know how okay piece of advice your next date yeah if you're feeling the person please go for the kiss that is that one of my challenges oh okay then yeah let's make it a challenge like just

obviously if you're interested yeah I'd say go for it I feel like there's nothing to that's worse though if I'm not interested I think it's easier to kiss them oh wait

it was kind of just funny part of the set just nearly fell down yeah oh my days yeah I personally feel like

you might not see them again so if you do go for it and you do enjoy the kiss and it does prevail to something then hey i'm a matchmaker but if you if you do it and it's like oh hell no and he okay you scared of rejection no is that it are you scared of rejection i probably have been until recently i mean everyone's just scared of rejection though like no one wants to get rejected rejection is redirection there we go you're like a dating guru that's great she's amazing

for this section you know we've been doing this room one-on-one we want to hear your worst hilarious vacation holiday seen as it's summer summer summer's here and guys i want you guys to spill the tea like i think you should spill the tea first me yeah oh okay hi so hi my name is christy hi christy hi christy hi yeah so my hilarious um my hilarious um vacation story is when i was in dubai right so imagine um you know they love the they like they like their sky sky pools or the pools with the bars on the side in it so imagine i i i can swim but i can't swim so i've got water anxiety in it but i can swim but i can't swim in it so i was on the floaty right on the floaty and i was like to my friend can you just push me to go towards the bar to get a drink and then i'll you know come back just send me over there cool whatever

so my girl's gone and she's pushed me, right? Cool. So I've gotten the drink. So now I'm on the floaty. How the hell do I go back to the other side? So then I'm there trying to paddle back, right? And I'm here, I'm struggling, trying to paddle. The drink is going all over the place. Lo and behold, guess who's behind me? Charlie Slough.

Oh. So I'm here making a fool of myself to the point where I literally fall off the bleeding thing no i'm there panicking because i'm gonna come from a con swim about in the shallow end and um i just picked myself up and just walked dragging the floaty and my drink was at the bottom of the pool oh my god yeah i thought he was gonna say charlie slough like saved you yeah i thought he'd like hell no i'm pretty sure he was just looking at me like, who the hell is this girl?

Get her out of the flipping pool. Yes, that was very embarrassing. That sounds quite cool, though. That's a good story. Really? Yeah. I've got one. Mid-burp, then.

Cute images. Thirsty, are we? I've got one from when I went to Ayia Napa when I was like 18. Ayia. Ayia. Ayia fucking Napa when I was like 18 Ayia Ayia Ayia fucking Napa I love it yeah so I went

with a group of about 15 friends damn one of my closest friends right like we'd all gone out on a night out like there was like

four of us we had like single beds in a room and then like one of my other mates from another room like came and got into bed with me and she was like

she got in my bed right and I feel like sand on my leg and i was like why are you so sandy like what's going on she was like oh my god scott i've just had like the best sex of my life like on the beach and i was like oh my god wow like get it girl like you're obviously like laughing about it and i was like where how like the beach is so far away oh my no it's just around the corner like this guy he like took me there and i was like right okay next day i was like oh yeah like show me where the beach is she was like yeah it's literally like just around here went around there what was that it was a gravel car park next to the hotel she thought it was the beach which was about 25 minutes away from where we were as well it was quite the romantic wigs in her hair like sand all over her legs and stuff

oh my god that was it the rest of the holiday it was just like so she got into bed with you with gravel yeah I mean there was like I give it to her there was some sand in the car park yeah

but it was just it was a running joke the rest of the holiday damn because it was like it was the way she was like she's had the best sex of my life

in the car park wow I mean she she enjoyed it yeah yeah she had a good time yeah she saw him again as well oh well they're getting Wow I mean, she She enjoys it Yeah Yeah, she had a good time Yeah,

she saw him again as well Oh, well, they're getting He did take her to the beach that time around No, we actually tried to sneak him

into the hotel but we were all wristbanded Oh, I hear you can't do that Two of us had to distract and then he like jumped a back fence but then like

the security were kind of going crazy and like he got kicked out of the hotel So, yeah Yeah, it's not worth it Trust me me don't do it no what about you i'm trying to think of one that doesn't involve something that i don't want to mention

um i didn't actually think of when you were thinking when you talk about the pool and then it could my mind just slips away to things really easily and then i just forget what i was actually this is why she's like on the dates i just don't think of anything um but my friend had sex on the beach once as well i was out for my birthday um and we were sat at a bar and there was two guys looking at us and i she was like there's two guys looking at us over there so i just looked at them and waved hello boy hi and then yeah we moved into another like little club yeah and there was loads of other friends of us as well but one of them was crying about a boy and other one was throwing up and it's always

always like that um there was two guys in there and then within five minutes my friend was just like tongue down this guy's throat yeah whatnot and then 10 minutes later they went off somewhere and i was literally stuck with another this other guy but he was actually lovely and turned out to be a professional football player as well oh you could have been married. It would keep it all going right now. Too bad of a person to be stuck with. I know. And then she came back about an hour later and I won't tell you what I got up to with the person. Just like on sun loungers next to each other.

No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great story, Ellie. And the worst rated story goes to Sex and the Car Park yeah

it has to be that one that one but it wasn't you then it wasn't me no I keep myself together when I go on party holidays

I don't I don't I don't mistake a car park for a church I feel like I keep myself together after but after a few

head is it called head fuckers? Yeah. That's where the... They do fuck your head. Yeah, they do fuck your head. That's what a head fucker is. Is that a drink?

Yeah. Have you never had one? I don't think so. What is a head fucker? Please explain. So it's like a drink that has like six different type of alcohols in there. Yeah. It was like tequila,y vodka just all in a

nice big pint cup and then just like some ice and then just splash of grenadine yeah yeah just it will mess you up yeah yeah but it's good though tastes nice yeah i already get messed up as it is i don't think i need one of those but yeah that's a that's a holiday trophy right there I know yeah don't drink guys drink water drink water's good for you

yeah water's amazing Evian Evian Evian and make sure if you're having sex on a beach that it's not a gravel cup

yeah that it actually is a beach yeah oh I saw loads of people having sex on the beach oh that's that was my story I can't go back now I've already won he's already won i bet i'll just tell it anyway

but it was like san juan so san juan in spain you all camp out on the beach and i was about 15 about this time you were 15 yeah i wasn't having sex on the beach oh i was gonna say huh other people that i knew were having sex on the beach but it was just like me and three of my friends in this tent and then we hadn't looked outside in a while because like we were looking for our friends so then we like unzipped tent looked at the tent there was literally about like three couples within like just in the sand in the sand just going at it yeah wow what a sight for 15 year old yeah i'm sorry but it's just made me think that i could never imagine actually having sex on a beach in the sand because like what like

it's all over and you just like get up and then you've got like sand go into the sea no it's probably not night time yeah but then you go into the sea to wash off the sand jellyfish that was night time yeah but then you go into the sea to wash off the sand jellyfish never go into the sea at night Christine

yeah how you're not gonna go into the sea at night disclaimer I've not gone into the sea at night I'm just saying we can tell you're

not a pro but yeah if you don't want to get sand then oh what put a blanket there in it just like lay down hold on

so romantic yeah interesting or a sun lounger yeah but Scott still wins the car park because there was no beach

and what was she listening to did she hear like the the waves what was the maybe it was in her mind I don't know probably just like people going past on quad bikes

or what if he put the radio on what pretending that that's the sound of the ocean oh what from like one of the cars yeah oh my god

that could be it it could be i guess we'll never know illusion we need to be there yeah yeah very nice the only sex on the beach i'm having is the cocktail period scott you always say that you know you're never dressed appropriately for it you're wearing very clear bottoms again back at it again it's the same ones back at it again right i walk out of bloody studio and stuck to my legs right all over it right but i'm ready to play you guys ready to play let's go my wife was trying to do oral sex from my right side rather than on my left as she normally would after about 30 seconds of uncomfortable shifting on her part she asked to move to the other side i immediately

questioned her you aren't ambidextrous she slaughtered which made me laugh then she started giggling with my cock in her mouth oh god and before long we were both crying from laughing so hard no idea how or why that popped into my head but it really killed the mood what i'm so confused the first time confused me right in the left ambidextrous thing really got you what's that i didn't know what it was no ambidextrous is when you can like use both hands to like right but like ambidextrous would mean that like i don't understand the whole i didn't know what it was it was just a funny i didn't know people had a preference of right and the left or right side the balls no the side that she's laying on yeah where was your mind taking that

what were you thinking of i think christy misses the point about nine times out yeah exactly oh the balls yeah i get it no look i think i got right and left but i don't understand like what why was she laying on the right or the left though maybe it wasn't space on the bed they're a single bed yeah right that would make straight down the middle yeah it's true i'll stop i'll stop Hubby and I largely communicate through our dog

who we both adore Baxter don't you think it's time we clean the kitchen Baxter do you think I can get daddy

to lick my fanny tonight Baxter's 10 years old these days and when he's gone our marriage will be fucked it's the dog's name as well

that was you that made me laugh it was just the name to make my fanny comment why would you ask the dog now if the dog grunts and the wife is ready for it then what what so you're asking the dog grunts and the wife is ready for it, then what?

What? No. So you're asking the dog, right? He's asking Baxter, can I, can, can, no. Who's asking Baxter? Baxter, can you lick my fanny? The wife. So the wife. Okay.

So for instance, the wife wants her husband to lick her fanny. Yeah. Baxter then doesn't reply or doesn't even bark or growl so that basically means no now she's missing out because she asked Baxter. But they're not actually asking the dog. No I think it's like when he's in the room they're just like oh Baxter

like talking through the dog Oh. She isn't asking Baxter to come and lick her fanny. The dog isn't like the communicator of their relationship. It's not like, you know. Go tell the husband. It's just kind of like a vessel to communicate through.

Don't just communicate together. Stop talking through the dog. Silly people. It's maybe been a long relationship. Things are getting boring. Yeah, they have to talk through the dog. If the dog could speak. I think that would be quite a good way to get people to do things passive-aggressively, though.

If you have flatmates, you're like, don't you think Christy should clean the kitchen tonight? Yeah. Yeah, she should. I hear it. Or your kids. But maybe don't involve sex and dogs. Yeah, that sounds a bit...

Yeah. I've been trying to set up my two friends for a while, inviting them both to events so they can meet up they have nothing in common but her but her surname is mary and his is christmas it's my mission to get them married and create the ultimate double-barreled festive surname that's just quite wholesome it's quite nice i was going down on a guy i just met in a bathroom and guess what as he's about to come the guy had the audacity to piss in my mouth. I was shocked, spat it out on him and ran off.

Thoughts? I didn't really want to swallow that. I know, that made it really weird to swallow the water. It could never be me. it could never be me it could never be me it's like it's warm in my mouth so hey you know i'm fighting you i'm boxing i am boxing you there and then the disrespect back in high school i dated a girl for six months before she decided it wasn't working out anymore. And she cheated on me with about six guys and stole my iPhone and wallet to buy drugs. What the fuck?

I wanted to report her to the police like my parents encouraged me to. And to prevent me from doing such, her brother jumped me while I was walking home with his friends and busted open my lip pretty badly and threatened to kill me if I reported him or his sister this is south florida so i believed he would do it my dad got a new job and we moved to a new city but i was still pissed about this whole situation so i did the next best thing i created two fake facebook accounts of a random hot girl and a guy spent some time making it look like look legit with friends and such and added her brother on facebook with the girl and my ex with the guy it wasn't too long before he started flirting with me and tried his best to get in this girl's pants on the other hand having already courted my now ex i knew exactly what to say to charm her to the point that she was in love with me this is where it all begins

to get fun i started a sexting relationship between the brother and sister with me as the intermediate thanks to google voice both of them had fairly typical south florida bodies so nothing really gave anything away and i did a fair amount of photoshopping to remove identifiers in the room that may give away anything this went on for about a month and a half totaling about 200 or so nudes between the two of them when I decided to reveal the curtain and send a group of unedited pictures that included key identifiers, face and rooms. Oh, holy Jesus, how shit went down.

I only wish I had some way to see how they reacted. Friends who still lived there told me her brother moved in with his dad that week and they no longer spoke. All in all, about four months till I got my revenge, but it was amazing. That's some revenge so they did interest without even crazy i did not know where that was going but um i don't know that's where it was going fucking hell he's got time i feel like i need to have a breather after that yeah he's got a lot of time i mean kind of like get a hobby I mean congrats to him

like get your own bag yeah because like that's a big I feel like fair enough yeah the brother fair enough the brother

dumped him and the sister did whatever she she did to him but they're mentally scarred now yeah that's mad

but their relationship is siblings it's done yeah sorry that's not but their relationship is siblings it's done yeah sorry that was a very interesting episode it was

that last spill the tea really hurt me yeah yeah it left us in the shocker right yeah we're like dumbfounded

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