Tea at Four - Ep 31: Barbie Mania, Celeb Scandals and Getting Blocked By My Hinge Date

Episode Date: July 21, 2023

In this weeks episode, we're jumping on the Barbie train, with the highly anticipated film coming to the big screen this week it's only right that Christie, Ellie and Scott get out their finest pink attire and talk all things Barbie. We also have a sneak peek of an interview that we did with the Barbie cast! We'll also be talking about the most iconic celeb scandals, what scandals the hosts would find themselves wrapped up in if they were famous and we return with the ever favourite 'Brewtal' segment. Follow us on TikTok for more content - https://www.tiktok.com/@four.nine

So on this week's episode we're talking all things Barbie and celebrity scandals and we've had some brutal submissions that we're going to read out for everyone Hi welcome back to T4, I'm Ellie, I'm Scott and I'm Christy and this is the podcast where we talk all things that should have stayed in the group chat. Flix my invisible hair your invisible Elton John hair thank you I'm very much dressed up in a nice collar that I don't really like I think that actually suits you

pink make the boys wink pink you got enough boys to make them wink where are you finding these boys please send them my way when you find them but um what's up guys barbie of course look at them they've invaded the table oh my god they're

everywhere um we are barbie yeah this is why we're dressed in pink i was forced to find something pink in my wardrobe and um obviously you didn't have a pink wig oh my god there's a pink wig downstairs missed opportunity missed opportunity and that pink wig is nice it's got inches though but i'm giving you guys barbie elton john yeah vibes business barbie yeah and scott he's just he's just ken period so is everybody excited for this barbie film you know what i actually i wasn't excited about it but there's been so much marketing going on for it like the budget for it is actually ridiculous yeah i haven't yeah i haven't seen film marketing like this since i was about like 10 literally i saw a massive i saw a barbie taxi the other day oh yeah i saw barbie ice cream in the shop yeah

uh there was a pink telephone box In central London for Barbie They put the London Eye went Barbie Where are they getting the money for this Really where have I been Because I've not been seeing anything It's literally everywhere I've been seeing things online

But not in person No it's just been everywhere Literally walk down the street Christine you will find something Today I walked down the street christine you will find something today i walk down the street and if i don't find any barbie it's like literally barbie buses yeah posters just yeah did anybody play with barbies when they were younger i was more of a rat girl i can't oh i think i did have barbie as well but i was more of a brat i think i actually did have action man i'm like i had okay i had i had both so i loved action man i had like the orange cassette yeah the orange mine had like

a button on the back and you can make his arm go yeah yeah yeah oh wow wow and then i had barbies as well yeah but um i think yeah i preferred action man Man than Barbie, but Barbie's still 10-10. Was that like women action? No, Action Man, Action Man. No, the actual Action Man. I didn't have Action Man. Well, how can you not like Bratz? Bratz. To be fair, did anyone ever have Trolls dolls?

You know, them ones with the hair that sticks up? Yeah, I had those. Why did you have that? My sisters used to collect them and I found a massive box of them in the loft. They had ones that were this big and tiny little ones. I found a massive box of them like in the loft. They had like ones that were like this big and like tiny little ones.

I'm sure there's going to be kids in that film just like what is going on. But I'm going to be there. Yeah, I'm going to watch it. I'm so excited. There's singing in it. I want to watch it

but it's giving me high school musical, musical vibes and that's why I'm a bit like No. Are you going to do the Barbie Oppenheimer day day plan have you seen about this i have seen it i've not seen much about oppenheimer

but these two they're like oh yeah that other movie that's like there's the same yeah there's the other one the other one i don't think it has enough it's about like isn't it about like that explosion or something yeah but who what who wants to go nuclear bomb like who wants to go there's a big

difference there is a big difference what's the Oppenheimer thing it's like it's about like world war two oh hell no nuclear bomb or

something I mean if Lauren was here she would you know she loves walk wall so big up Lauren yes when you come back

go and watch that for us but um no we're all about it um guys from peaky blinders i'm so baffled this is like the second biggest movie of the year yeah and they're released on the same day like huge they're really yeah so everybody's been calling it barbenheimer yeah people are planning to go and like see barbie in the morning and then go for lunch drinks then go back to the cinema and see oh i heard the opposite i heard it was really coffee cigarette then oppenheimer right

this brunch with the girlies finish the day with barbie that actually does that does sound quite good but surely you can't watch oppenheimer like in the day because i feel like it's quite like a dark and serious movie yeah but you don't watch it after you've been to potter's brunch oh my god three hours long is that how long the film is yeah who's sitting under i had to watch avatar in two parts the other day i couldn't sit through it i had to like come back to it the next day you wouldn't want to go to pot on this brunch and then go and watch a war film where everyone's dying it's really hard right just give a cocktail to the girlies especially if the weather's nice like i'm dressed i think for barbie what's exciting me is like

the fits I can see people dressed up from head to toe giving um princess diaries clueless type vibes very Barbie chic

and going the premiere in London was absolutely beautiful people looked absolutely stunning so I was I was intrigued in that but

I would rather go watch Barbie instead of dressing up as a how do you dressing up as a... How do you dress up for a war film? How do you dress up for a war film? Catch Christie and Camo watching Offenheimer.

I might be more excited with someone hot than it. Is anyone hot? The main guy from Peaky Blinders. Gillian Murphy. Oh, the one with the really blue eyes. Oh, now Ellie's going. I love a bit of blue eye.

I do. Yeah, he's actually quite attractive. Robert Downey Jr. He's gone. Florence Pughugh Emily Blunt Matt Damon oh they've got some

they have got some Barbie have really swamped them with this because we just we just don't have a clue about it yeah I will look it up after

yeah I still feel I'll go watch Barbie I wouldn't I wouldn't spend I wouldn't watch both I do like a war film just you know pulls at the heartstrings

get me feeling some emotions you know yeah don't know if Barbie's going to do the same thing I think it's a slightly different vibe Zellie yeah

just a bit a little birdie told me that somebody in this room has watched Barbie already because she had the pleasure to interview the cast right yeah who did you who did you get to interview the cast, right? Yeah.

Who did you get to interview? I didn't get Margot or Ryan, but we interviewed Simu Liu, Lisa Rae, and America Ferreira. Yeah, here's a little snippet from that conversation. So on that, how else did you bond as a cast? You know, we learned a lot about just even Margot breaking into the industry, like all these different stories that we shared about ourselves.

Oh yeah, the story of how she slapped Liam. What? What's that? Did I just say that out loud? I did. Well, there's so many. There's so many. There's so many.

In an audition room. In an audition room. Oh, amazing. Was that for Wolf of Wall Street, obviously? Yeah. Yeah. Great. You gotta let her tell the story. It's so good. Gen good genuinely i'm so jealous that you've watched the barley me if

you're ready and you've seen this like the cast but you've cried three times and i'm intrigued what made you cry three times yeah it's so it's just got many layers it's like an onion no i've got a question so there's the barbie soundtrack i swear there's one song that's like still not they haven't said who like the last artist is on the no but there's one more that hasn't been told so do you know who that is oh i didn't notice about it you should have been listening no because like there's been so much speculation there might be like sam smith he was at the premiere so that would make sense sam smith sam smith maybe i should go and watch it and see if it actually touches my you know yeah it pulls on your heartstrings yeah just for the experience yeah yeah yeah you're gonna love it it's gonna be

i think i will movement oh really for sure like i think i will love it iconic and i'll have to i'll record myself crying if I do cry. Should we all go see it and set up a camera and see it? Yeah. Oh my God. It's 49 Goose's Barbie. Yeah. I think we have to now. Yeah.

Let's do it. Yeah, and then you have to go for Bottomless Branch after. Oh, let's go. That would be a good vlog. Let's fucking have it. Yeah. All right. Chrissy's up for that a bit.

Yeah. yeah all right chrissy's up for that a bit yeah um we all know about a scandal that's been really scandalous that has had everybody on their toes there's been a few but that's that's the uk scandal i'm talking about a scandal a family scandal that everybody talks about and it's basically the reality barbie type of vibe the kardashians that's a scandal of the scandal scandal after scandal after scandal yeah well yeah she carly was spotted with jordan yeah scandal can you explain this to someone who doesn't know what so carly kylie and jordan were like best friends for like ages she was basically like another car yeah she was always she was basically like another cardassian yeah

she was always she was literally there all the time and i was really jealous i was like how do i become jordan yeah she can do it i can do it honorary kardashian yeah actually and then she got caught kissing tristan who was chloe's baby daddy yeah was she baby daddy was he baby baby at the time didn't she no she found out When she was like In labour Didn't she Again Both times

Or was that a different time I think that's a different time He's a dog That was the second time Really Yeah They got a surrogate pregnant And then literally

That's horrible So basically The family feed off scandals Because I feel like Damn mum Yeah I'm 100% Yeah Chris Chris is the manager

mummager she's the genius the puppeteer with the strings behind everything the manager of scandal maybe she basically sits in her office yeah when the kids are asleep and was like so what scandal should we bring up to which one of my kids which one of my kids i'm not gonna drag yeah yeah because when kylie was like getting done for like bullying or something like that that's when kendall started going out of bad bunny and then everyone was like why why is she going out of bad bunny and then no everyone forgot but then again i feel like their family had the ultimate scandal remember kim kardashian sex tape yeah that's the start that really started off yeah why was that the scandal of all scandal why was that such a big deal was she even anybody at this point wasn't't like she was i think she was just a lot in wasn't she just like paris hilton

but she was like always in the back of pictures and stuff like that and then it was like we need something to blow yeah scandal so what would is my scandal so i'll ask you guys yeah what would be you guys a scandal what would the scandal what scandal would mine would probably be does anyone remember the ariana grande scandal so she had to go and like apologize on like good morning america yeah because she was in a donut shop and she was caught on camera like licking the donut yeah on just on the shelf yeah that'd be a very new thing but just like in tesco it's like i don't know which meal deal i want so just a quick like but like that's something that

yeah that would be me that's sort of way going into any test goal if you see scott coming out of it if you see me about yeah right yeah i reckon mine's a lot more scandalous than yours so scandalous i reckon i'd get pregnant with someone's baby and then not realise it was actually married or something like that it's an imaginary scandal not speaking of experience stop it

yeah I feel like that's something stupid that I'd accidentally end up doing really? silly old me what would mine be? Oops. Oops. She did it again.

All right, Brittany. Come through. What would mine be? I don't know. I don't think I have any scandals. I'm so innocent. Nah. Oh, come on now.

My scandal. Oh. What do you guys think my scandal would be, guys? I don't. Hmm. It's a tricky one um i don't want to say anything that you don't want me to say christy so a robbery a robbery is that scandalous enough a robbery no it's not scandalous enough

no you've got it's gonna be more like you're a murderer? No, I'm not a murderer. I think mine would probably be... Oh, no, I know what your scanner could be. I reckon you'd overtake someone singing who is, like, an actual performer. Like, they'd be on stage, and then you'd be like, nah, get me on there. That's actually kind of me.

I do have main character syndrome. Yeah. Or it could be, like, someone's, like, performing, and then you've got, like, a headset on, like, offstage, and you don't realise your mic mic's on i feel like that's a very you thing to do the camera just points to you because you're more entertaining sing him then you'll be on the newspaper the next day and the performer like slapped you around the face for taking it to a fight yeah yeah i'll get in yeah getting into a fight yeah yeah getting into a fight

probably would be my scandal I like to provoke people really yeah so it's not my fault so I can provoke you

then you hit me it's not my fault because you hit me first do you like getting in a scrap it's just like you're like anger out no

I'm an angel catch Chrissy on sight I love love catch me outside catch me outside how about that if you do yeah I'm the angel Catch Chrissy on sight I love love Catch me outside Catch me outside How about that If you do Yeah I'm the type of person

That's like Come around the corner Let's have a quick conversation In the corner Talk about this outside Let's talk about this outside I wouldn't fight No

I'm a lover Not a fighter I love peace Yeah we know that Yeah But yeah I guess Out of all of our scandals probably yours is the worst yeah well yeah you can't you can't be going around having babies

with married men well i don't know i'm doing it it's an accident i mean wouldn't you do your research yeah before no maybe take a look at their left hand on the off chance. If there's a ring on it. Oh, that's wrong. They can take the ring off. Men are deceiving. Haven't you watched like Gone Girl or anything like that? Gone Girl. Is it Gone Girl?

No, the girl on the train. That's it, not Gone Girl. That's why Gone Girl is the girl. That's the issue. It's the same writer or same author. I don't know. So clearly Ellie looks at the wrong hand. So make sure if you ever see Ellie, make sure if you have a wedding band,

show her the hand. Wave with the left. Wave with the left, not with the right. Yeah. We, oh my God, I've missed this game guys. I've actually missed it. It's been a minute. So we're gonna play Br missed this game guys i've actually missed it it's been a minute so we're gonna play brutal me are bru is on the table where our barbies are brewing the tea but we're

gonna read some um brutal statements brutal stories confessions reddit stories and we're gonna rate them out of 10 so let's's go. My mom and dad divorced, and he started seeing someone younger about two years later. He finally introduced her only for me to realize I'd met her before. Uh-oh. He popped the question recently, and now I'm going to have to watch him marry a woman I shagged on a Tinder date. 10.

10, 10, 10, 10 10 10 10 10 10's across the board I mean keep it in the family you know um but

wait if he's realised who the lady is surely the lady should know who the do you know what I mean like

surely she should be maybe it spurs her on a bit maybe it's what if that spurs her on a bit give her a bit of a twinkle like oh is the lady should know who the do you know what I mean like maybe it spurs her on a bit maybe it's what if that spurs her on a bit is the lady Ellie it's my story guys it's my story she's been submitted again come on

so scandalous wow but my thing is would you now ruin yeah would you ruin your dad's marriage with that just take that secret why would it come out beforehand why do they have to get married how would you even have that conversation like dad i shagged your girlfriend i would want to be a fly on the wall to see the reaction like quick passing convert in the kitchen or is it like actually

no because my thing is no but the thing is now if he wants to tell the dad and then now the dad dad is aware what if now the wife the new wife and the son continue there oh they're not going to what so you wouldn't you wouldn't say what would you not tell her that you'd shat the wife oh yeah no i would you would say that you shat the wife you'll say you wouldn't say yeah i would say i mean it's better to say it sooner rather than later isn't it because like it's gonna come out what that comes out of a christmas dinner never have i ever shag susan oh my god oh susie oh poor man yeah so brutal brutal me are what we rate in that you said 10 10 it's 10 for me i'm gonna go for a nine i'm waiting for my turn i'm i'll say eight because

he didn't know yeah he didn't do what the hell how brutal is that like you oh like you're gonna come around like meet my meet my new girlfriend like your dad and then you come around and it's he literally came around you've already come around before around around around yeah okay yeah i'd say eight for me yeah yeah eight nine ten eight nine ten i arranged a date on hinge after over a year of failed attempts and getting ghosted for literally me so i was quite excited we had set a date for two days time and chosen the pub we were going to meet at he then asked me for instagram to be able to contact me easier i gave it to him and saw the little and saw the little so and so had

followed you notification i waited a bit of course before i went on there and followed back because i didn't want to seem too eager after about 10 minutes i went on instagram but the notification was no longer there i thought thought, that's strange. I'd already memorized the Insta handle when I saw the initial notification so I searched it. The account was just nowhere to be found. I went back onto Hinge. He'd unmatched me. So after seeing my Instagram photos, he decided that I was apparently so undateable that he had to block and unmatch me so that I couldn't find him ever again.

Lovely ego boost. Hang on a minute. So was this like followed like at the while they were out on the date or was this like afterwards they would leave? No, I think they arranged to me. I think they arranged to me. That's a bit awkward if he's like blocked you while you're like in the toilet. No, so they arranged to meet for two days time and then asked for his Instagram to be able to chat.

And then he seen photos of her and then blocked her. That is mad. Or him. So he basically did, he said, all right, cool. We matched. Seen you on Hinge. Let me do something. The thing is though, I me do something Although it's like

Oh that is quite peak I don't think it's that No it's just Brutal I think that's just I think that is just Online dating Yeah literally

Yeah It's just brutal in general Online dating Yeah exactly There's a couple hurdles You have to get over Before the actual like meeting I wouldn't give it a 10 though

I'd probably give it like a Six Five Oh yeah five Yeah Average Solid five on that one Yeah

But you are pretty you don't worry about it sweetheart don't worry about it girl thanks that's me he blocked you unmatched and blocks that is so rude so for me it was a 10 oh my god oh well i've never been anymore i've never been able to get to a date hope you get your chance to block someone's hair yeah you'll block someone's hair yeah period 100% I pay my wife

for sexual favours what usually a couple of times per week she'll perform certain acts that will go towards paying for her hair eyebrows

or lashes everyone's a winner no no no no one's a winner are you coming on the corner for you what yeah yeah no like why huh why don't you can't you just have sex and then exactly why is it am i am i a prostitute now my take from this story is that he thinks that's what he's doing but she's like

we're just husband and wife obviously he's going to pay for me like do you know what I mean? Yeah. And in his man ego mind he's like I'm paying out of sexual favours. Yeah but does that mean

if she doesn't suck him off he's not going to give her 50 quid? Is he going to go out with the lads and be like oh yeah I'll pay my wife. Yeah. I'll pay my wife for sex.

That's such a man thing to do. I'm going to see him at the pub. What have you seen at the pub before? I yeah you can see him down the pub with your fresh eyelashes on i mean it's only brutal if she if she was to hear how he's going on about it right yeah if it was like why are you telling the lads down the pub yeah yeah that's brutal you're telling everyone online never mind the lads down the pub

yeah exactly poor woman poor Jennifer Susie now Jennifer what are we rating this one out of 10 is that is that is that more no that's it oh that's it short and sweet i wouldn't give it i'm not gonna lie you think that you're paying me for sexual favors mate i'll go find it somewhere i think it's more i think it's more brutal that he thinks that like that's him like everyone's a

winner yeah like she's getting sex as well. And she's getting all her hair. So you're just losing out on money. Yeah. Cash baby. Cash peg. Cash pig. That's true actually, yeah.

Cash point. I don't know. I don't think it's brutal. I think it's just a bit weird, but. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think I can rate it. I don't, yeah. I don't think that's brutal i think this is a bit weird but i don't know i don't i don't think i don't yeah i don't know i don't can't give it a rating i think i'll give it like a four if i had to no it's more brutal than out there than the blocking situation so i'd give it like a seven

seven seven it's just a bit of a weird Funky seven Yeah A funky six Not just a normal seven It's a crooked seven A six with like A little bit of spice on it

Yeah Yeah Yeah I hear it The brief Okay So I am going to be keeping A close eye on The ultimate scandal because i feel like that is

something that i will be dropping in the group chat because i'm pretty sure there's there's more to come won't the middle of the year but there's definitely more to come there's always more to come yeah i'm excited as long as there's no eastenders eastenders scandals oh there's always no some surely someone's died this month or got run over by a car or Any senders, yeah Oh it's in like the actual Not the actual actors, I hope they're all okay Yeah of course, yeah come on Ellie

But um besides that um I'm just out here killing all these senders Can all these senders actors please check in as okay on Facebook please Right, can you imagine? When are we planning this Barbie date? Oh. Well. This weekend. It's not Friday, so let the episode release and off we go.

Let's go down to Barbie. I think we should have a whole cinema to ourselves. We should have the bottomless brunch in the cinema. Oh my days. Bottomless barbs. Bottomless barbs. Let's go. I like that hashtag. And uh yeah guys it's been

it's been interesting it's been amazing it has that's huge i just think about bottomless i make a lovely cocktail bottomless what we make a lovely cocktail bottomless barbs the name in it yeah yeah if you see that anywhere you heard it here first yeah because yeah yeah cool and make sure you guys tune in for the next episode of t at four also if you have any spill the teas brew tools confessions this is the place to send them in and where do we send them to t at four jungle creations.com i like to throw that wow and um i guess we'll see you guys same time next week yeah junglecreations.com I like Wow She got it On the spot She got it And I guess we'll see you guys

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