Tea at Four - Ep 32: Conspiracy Theories, Life In California and Some Outrageous Reddit Stories

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

In today's episode we meet Trisha, the newest member of the Tea at Four team. Trish shares her experience of living in California and whether it lived up to the 'High School Musical' lifestyle. We also talk about some of the teams most believable conspiracy theories, from Diana to the first time walking on the moon.

put on a pair of glasses and they invert all right they invert it the other way eventually your brain will just turn it the other way around because the way we actually see things is actually in reverse but then our brain corrects it so that it's the right way around i feel like i'm in a science lesson that i've not listened like i've never listened to you and i'm just like what the hell was going on here hi welcome back to t at four i'm ellie i'm christy i'm trisha oh new one on the part and this is the pub where we talk all things that should have stayed in the group chat bring it bring it bring it bring it bring it so new member on the team

how you feeling i'm feeling good good I'm excited to be here Thank you for having me You're looking very summery Thank you It's because it's summer Every time In my soul Okay

Where are you actually from? That's a confusing question I'm just like Deep the fact that your accent Isn't the same as us Yeah No And it will

It will change Throughout the whole podcast Mine does that as well Yeah Did you grow up somewhere else? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same, same.

Sorry, they've got things in common. Okay, wow. It happens all the time. My voice sounds different as well, don't you think? It's given husky. I like it. It's given sexy. It's given Phoebe from Friends when she has her cold.

Oh, yeah. Have you not seen that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm giving. But it's sexy though. It's sexy though. It's sultry. All right, so Trish, where are you from? Yeah, where's what I'm giving. It's sultry. It's sultry.

All right, so Trish, where are you from? Yeah, where are you from? So technically, I'm from London. I'm technically from West London. That's where I was born. But lived in the East Midlands, moved to America, which is where this is from. He's there for seven years.

California. In seven years, you picked up an accent. this is from. Yeah, we're actually in America. He's there for seven years. California. In seven years, you picked up an accent? Yeah, yeah. That is crazy. That's quite impressive. From four till 11, I was in California.

Did you go to school there as well then? I did, yeah. How was that? It's cool. I love California. I love California. I know. It was a very like,

this is the thing, I hate what I do these days. When I hear someone has an accent, I try to put accent on as well. Yeah. It's unintentional. I catch accents. I'm so sorry

so badly it's called empathetic empathetic hey English empathetic accent empathetic accent yeah

like was school in Cali like high school musical or not so the thing is I never went to high school because we moved back before

before I could so I went to elementary school and I did the first year of middle school and then I came back at what was the end of sixth grade for me Because we moved back before I could. So I went to elementary school and I did the first year of middle school. And then I came back at what was the end of sixth grade for me. But because the age bandings worked differently in America to here, I went from being like the middle age in year six to like the youngest of year seven when I got here. And I joined school at the end of year seven which sucked yeah I can

imagine because it was when the friendship was already yeah exactly and it was really cool when I first came because everyone was like wow that's the American girl say hamburger I was like hamburger oh say Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty and theyrabby Patty. Krabby Patty. And they're like, oh my gosh, you're from America. I can't believe you picked up an accent in seven years. I lived in Spain for 12 years and I think people are expecting me to be like,

aye, aye, aye. So when I look at it, it's not what they actually sounded like. Not the aye, aye, aye. Aye, aye, aye. I mean, I had a French accent. Did you? Yeah.

When you first moved here? No, I was born here, but obviously at home we just speak slowly French. I was about to say. So did you? when you first moved here? no I was born here but obviously at home we just speak solely French I was about to say so yeah so when I started school I had to like

stay like during playtime to do like English lessons so sad wow so I used to watch the kids play and then I'm just still learning English do you still speak French at home?

of course that's so cool I love that that is fun I love that because I can't speak Yoruba which is where like that is terrible

I know I know my I know. My parents never taught me. See? Now it's English. It's very confusing. Yeah. Track the changes.

I love that. Yeah. No, my parents never taught me. And then whenever I go to, like, family parties, all the aunties will be like, can you speak Yoruba now? And I'm like, you know I can't, auntie. Oh, sorry. You know I can't.

And they're like, why? And I'm like, my parents are there. Go speak to... Why are you talking to me? Go speak to them. I find it amazing. you know i can't and they're like why and i'm like my parents are there go speak so why are you talking to me go speak to them i find it amazing that basically everybody here can speak okay well she can speak american she can speak american you can speak an accent like i can't speak this language like isn't it so cool that everyone here can speak she can speak an accent not a language but moving on to that it's like that's amazing that you're literally you've lived in cali yeah is it hot in california i lived in a place called palm desert

oh that sounds hot it was hot literal desert yeah 20 minutes away from palm springs which for some reason got really big and i didn't understand why it got big like you get all the shirts that say like palm springs i don't know why because palm springs is just old people and golf courses is it on the beach no no it's got springs though springs and golf has got springs golf courses springs like like uh yeah like natural water um features it's got a water park as well yeah that's amazing not so city is so it's hot in palm spring but it's definitely a water park as well oh does it yeah that's amazing so it's hot in Palm Spring

but it's definitely not hot in the UK and what's hot is apparently so they say that supposedly 40 degrees summer that we're

meant to have in July it's gonna be 50 degrees in August so big up you guys 50 yeah supposedly I don't want that though I hate UK heat

yeah I'm liking the temperature at the moment because i can keep my duvet on yeah i love a duvet yeah and if i get a bit too hot i just kick a leg out yeah maybe an arm out yeah i fall you i still can't use a duvet right now it's too warm really it's too warm no seriously yeah but i get i get really hot when i sleep so i sleep with the fan on even in the winter oh i always have my window open like even in winter to be fair you sleep with the fan on even in the winter yeah yeah you're crazy for one i get warm and for two growing up in palm desert always had a ceiling fan on so it feels weird if there's not a fan on i'm like it's i get that shout out all of us well i won't be here but shout out you guys

with the 50, 40, 50, 100 do you know the exact date? I don't know how they actually check and track it is this another conspiracy theory? funny enough this is what we're talking about today but they are saying that it's going to be the hottest August

that we've ever had so prepare to buy all your fans because they will sell out to buy your water because it's going to be the hottest August that we've ever had. So, prepare to buy all your fans because they will sell out. To buy your water because it's going to definitely run out. I don't buy water. People buy water. I'm not buying water.

You don't buy water? No, I just drink from the tap. Ugh. I can't drink from the tap. Save the planet! Government juice. Yeah, but I have like a filter thing. A Brita.

Is that what it's called? A like a brittle filter i have no idea i don't think it's safe to drink tap water you can't have water is safe to drink i don't drink it but it's safe to be talking about no because you cleaned the pipes what do you mean the pipes that your water the water is treated so like? What do you think he's doing all day? He's out there cleaning the pipes. The king. Charles. If he's such a stringer I don't think so.

He's so old. No. He's out here cleaning the pipes. He's the thing that's gonna have to scrub with a toothbrush and just get going. I'm so sorry. Throughout the whole country. Guys I can't lie to you, even if I was dying on my last like, my last kind of like. It's not that deep. I would not drink tap water.

Like, we used to drink from rivers. Like, think about it, with fish. Who used to drink from rivers? I never used to drink from rivers. Human beings. Not me, though. I just always think about cavemen. I'm like, realistically, I am a caveman.

You're a caveman? Yeah. You wouldn't have this outfit if you were a caveman. Well, no, I'd be, like, carved from animals, but, you know. Carved from animals. But I'd be like carved from animals, but you know. Carved from animals. I'd be wearing this one thing. I'm talking modern cavemen, okay? What's a modern caveman?

I don't know. It works in my head. Guys, be pleased by your best water out there, Evian and Pinot water. No, save the planet. Just drink tap water. Drink whatever water hydrates you, whether it's tap or bottle that's why we recycle it's not good enough though like the engine like the truck that takes the water bottles to the recycling thing could be filled up with other things like pizza boxes how did we get to how did we get to pizza boxes

i'm just saying that this is the first i'm really hungry i'm just saying that it's gonna get hot prepare for the weather and drink your water stay hydrated if you want to tap be tapping but guys stay away from government juice and buy water all right thank me later right so as we've round up our last conversation i think me and ellie are oh my gosh why is it always trisha we're not always like that it's always love and harmony here right but um i want to talk about conspiracy theories i remember ellie saying the other day in the group chat that oh my god there's so many conspiracies on tiktok i'm just

like what the hell yeah i was like what the hell like i don't believe in them i believe in one but i don't believe in conspiracy theories is it government juice not that one i i my conspiracy is okay do you guys use face id on your phones yeah yeah it's there it's there but do you use it no so i've stopped using it ever since watching um it's i think it's a fast and furious where i think they're doing like a chase right and then there's all these like cameras everywhere yeah scanning people's faces so i'm to me it's like so the using face id is a way for that whoever let's say for instance apple are taking your facial features yeah and creating a clone of you somewhere else

for what because using the face id but why are they creating clone of me why do they need your face a physical clone yes why unlock my phone yeah but why why can't you just use your hands because it's just cool in it no it's No, it's not. It's just data. Yeah, but that's scary. Yeah, but like... Why do you need my face? There is that conspiracy that like everyone's... Or like they're watching us through our phones. Oh, I believe that too.

Yeah. Because I could be talking about chicken and all of a sudden I go onto my Google and Google is sending me chicken suggestions. I mean, your phones are listening to you. Like that's just a thing. That is a thing. People are saying it's for like the

illuminati like the i and iphone means i and then siri backwards is iris which is the is it yeah and then the apple with the the thing bitten out of it is actually in the bible or something adam and eve yeah stop because this is the thing about conspiracy theories you can just say whatever as long as you back it up and say something with confidence people are like oh my god yeah no that's a point that's a point it's just an apple it's called apple but why call it apple because it's an apple like why call anything anything yeah but then the apple the phone apple doesn't have doesn't look like an apple it's got an apple

the logo is an apple what was the first i or like apple product it was a laptop no a computer the mac the computer right the apple with the big mac with the big apple mac that's the first one i remember but surely there's something else. It was the Apple Mac, surely. Macintosh. Yeah, the Macintosh. What a good name. The company's first product was the Apple One.

And it was this bad boy. Yeah, with the big back. Yeah, that chunky Apple Macintosh. Wow. That looks a bit funky to me. That's giving off... What's it giving off? Illuminati vibes. I actually don't even know what the illuminati is like i've heard the name the illuminati is meant to be a secret

group of people who control everything yeah do you reckon like bill gates is part of the illuminati well that's that's that's what the theory is is that a load of the most powerful people in the world are part of the illuminati and they're the ones who like choose who's going to become a celebrity and what products are going to be popular and that like all of the people like the heads of apple and the heads of google and whatever are all in the illuminati and they're just making things happen like jay-z i don't know if it's actually called illuminati but obviously bill gates and all those people they obviously are going to have a big influence on the world

and basically can do anything they want so it's Illuminati but without the title I get that I feel like they've conspiracy theories are like moral panics continue

do you want a moral panic here so this is me going into my sociology bag no continue so a moral panic panic right if i remember it shout out to my society teacher um is something i don't know what it is actually like a like an existential crisis no something a moral panic okay no for instance aha aha yes no aha so moral panic is i remember bird flu yeah everybody was like oh my god bird flu so something that happens in society that kind of like gets people to panic like covid is that am i explaining it right producer can we get a definition for moral panic because i feel like i'm just trying to show that on my arse here moral panic is defined as a public mass movement based on false or exaggerated perceptions or information that exceeds the actual threat society is facing

so conspiracy is a moral panic yeah get that yeah it depends on how well people believe the conspiracy yeah yeah what conspiracy do you believe in do you believe in any one um so i i'm not sure because i'm kind of like of the belief that until you can 100 prove something wrong anything is possible yeah um but i'm not sure what kind of like conspiracy theories i hold dear One of my favorite things to think about though is like, what if you are not like actually a person with free will? And like, what if you're just like a character in a video game? No,

that's, I get that. It's the Truman show. Cause yeah. Like, cause you know, you know, like those moments in the Sims when like you set them tasks and then you

remove the task and then they're just kind of standing there. Like, why was I here? Like that happens all the time yeah like i'll walk into a room and be like why am i here yeah like someone's just removed the task for me like how would you how would you know if you were real what if you're just programmed to think that you're real like you don't know i think that could be a thing because d DNA realistically is just a bunch of code. It's like a really complicated code. Yeah? Because it's all just ABCD. No, but who said it's a cult?

Somebody's made it seem as if it's a cult. No, because it's literally just a bunch of enzymes put together and then you can like locate them. Helix it, yeah. Yeah. Wow. Also, why can't we think of what happened before the universals were created?

Why is it impossible for us to conceive of that even in our imaginations? Do you know what I mean? If you try to think of nothing, there is, there physically can't be nothing. That's what hurts my brain. That's when I'm like,

well, we're simulated. Yeah. What conspiracy do you believe in? So all the science ones, none of them because they really piss me off. What's the science conspiracy? You know, like,

she said, none of them. Wow. Okay. You you know like the moon landing wasn't real that one okay grinds my good the moon wasn't real no the moon landing wasn't real like there's a conspiracy theory that people think that the moon landing was faked like yeah like on a set um when the americans went to i'm strong guy yeah the armstrong guy and the old guy yeah so all the science ones i'm a big science fan i studied physics at uni so all the science ones i couldn't like just piss me off like the moon landing again like you were saying it was basically because it was just a soviet union and the americans trying to compete against each other but everyone thinks that the technology

was like so advanced and like there's no way we could go to the moon. Literally the technology in your phone is more complicated than the technology needed to land on the moon. Like I can work out probably what you need to go to go to the moon. Like you can use purely classical physics to work it out. Whereas for a phone it's all quantum mechanics. Ellie's bachelor's of science is coming out. Ellie for president for science president at this point

science president yeah vote me wow because there's ones you don't believe in what do you believe in so the ones

I will consider like Princess Diana like the murder of like oh hell yeah yeah Lisbeth

I love you Lizzie but you people killed her Lizzie is dead too you don't need to do the disclaimer she's dead I think Lizzie was really disappointed when that happened

that's my G she killed my mum's best friend your mum's best friend Princess Diana every African pirate that's their bestie so that's Princess Diana the murder of Princess Diana best friend princess diana every every african oh truly so that's princess diana the murder of princess that one i actually believe in and like the murder of marilyn ray so all like the murders oh how did he kill her i'm not really sure but she just like slept with john was it john f kennedy yeah yeah and then she was going to come out with something

i can't remember i literally read a whole baby and then she just going to come out with something. I can't remember, but I literally read a whole book about her. Maybe she had a baby and then she was going to give birth and they just, pow, killed her. Maybe. Pow. She didn't even need to be pregnant. She really wanted to have a baby, didn't she? Yes, she did. But then she had a miscarriage.

Was it a miscarriage? Yeah. Or two miscarriages. Ra, you're very in your bag, isn't it? Well, I watched the film on her. Which film was that? Marilyn Monroe, no? Oh, no, Blonde. Blonde. Blonde. in your bag give me it i well i watched the film on her which film was that marilyn monroe no oh no blonde blonde blonde ah yeah and then i read the biography on her as well i had to do it for english really random but i went to a spanish school so i didn't do any of the english classes

they're just free books at me and it's like read that fair dues and then do a summary you have to do an exam on the biography of marilyn monroe i had to do a summary on it yeah oh like a book report yeah literally one was on the psychology of football she literally gave me a book on the psychology of football i was like girl come on now i actually got into it though it was quite interesting she knew she knew that's what you needed in your life she's like Marilyn Monroe psychology of football thank me later yeah what are some other theories that you've seen on tiktok I saw one today actually called the color theory what's that so basically you can't see a color unless you know the name of it so they were like they went to a tribe in i don't know like in the middle of

nowhere and they didn't know the color blue that they didn't know the name blue so they showed them like a chart and it had green all around and then a blue color and they were like so the people would like pick out the color blue but they couldn't see the color like they couldn't actually pick it out and then they showed them another chart and there was like one they were all green but then there was one that was slightly off and instantly they were able to pick it out because obviously in the wilderness you see loads of shades of like green yeah but there's not much blue going on except for the sky but they just call the sky the sky yeah that's bizarre i don's bizarre. I don't believe it.

I don't believe that. I mean, how we can't really test it out. We have to find a new color. But I just, why would you not be able to see it? Cause you don't know what it's called. Like that you would still. Yeah, that's how basically I hear that because that's like. If you show someone something you're like find this

and they don't know what that word is how would they find it because they they don't know what no you guys have my mind or maybe they just don't see that color because why would you not see it the dress you know that dress that people know yeah but see no that's all about like the colors of like your screens and the fact that the colors are like the effects that they have on each other and and the same with the like, with color, so when you said the color theory, I thought you meant color theory generally. Like, it was like,

I can't remember. So there's this conspiracy. It's called color theory. I'm screaming. But like, if you have a shade of a color, and you put it on like, in the corner of a wall, like you're painting a room yeah whatever you move from one wall to the other wall it can look like it changes color just

because of the surrounding things but if a color isn't like if you're i reckon if you're born and you see a color you'd be able to see it but over time if that color isn't useful to you your brain might just be like nah so you know like it's the theory well actually this is scientific fact if you put on a pair of glasses and they invert all right they invert it the other way eventually your brain will just turn it the other way around because the way we actually see things is actually in reverse but then our brain corrects it so that's the right way around i feel like i'm in a science lesson that i'm not listening like i've never listened to you and i'm just like what the hell what's going on here so yeah

the things about colours is weird to me though because because colours is all about perception like you never know if

what you're seeing is exactly what someone else is seeing so like what I see is pink Christy might see as what I call yellow yeah

what are you talking about yeah so because of the colours yeah but it's pink yeah but I don't know what you're seeing your pink might be a different pink pink because everybody's calling it pink you register you're like oh yeah that's pink but to you that could be her green what i think is green or yellow but i

would never know that because i'm not in your head so like you never know what people are seeing like isn't that wild like i'm looking at this i'm like oh yeah that's pink and white um and then the other one is yellow and brown. And you'd be like, yeah, absolutely. But what I see is pink and white. You could see as what I think is red and green. But in your head, that's always been pink and white. So we'd never even know that we're seeing different colors.

Because as far as you know, the red has always been pink. And for me, pink has always been pink. So you could be seeing a completely different thing than what i'm seeing and we would never know because we have been taught that that color is called pink and that color is called white t4 science for you coming out soon and ellie and women can see more colors than men what yeah because back in the day we're going back to caveman times yeah clearly at least favorite times so men would just go out and hunt for animals and stuff like that because they have like

better physical capabilities but then women would be doing like the vegetables and picking out certain things they'd have to make sure they were picking out the things that weren't poisonous so our eyes and like have adapted we have attention to detail yeah you know better than the random that is actually quite interesting because i'm just sitting here like wow we've just changed your perception yeah the world is fucked up the thing is like i'm like do you not believe in conspiracy theories or did you just not hear conspiracy theories the only conspiracy theory that i feel like is true is that Tupac is still alive. Yeah, there's some people that...

Yeah. I think he's in Cuba. And you see how Cuba's not really, like, digitally savvy. I feel like he's living his best life in Cuba. Or that pedo that... What pedo? Apparently died in jail, like, he and himself.

Who? Oh, Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. He's still alive? There's epstein yeah he's still alive there's a theory that he's still alive yeah well no i reckon he's definitely dead that's like that whole weird avril lavigne oh yeah clone thing but to be fair britney spears nowadays i feel like i do believe she hasn't gone weird i believe that she's not gone weird she just like she genuinely has mental health conditions that were never

cared for when she was younger even the way she looks i was like what are you coming for britney for no britney slander no honestly have you seen her instagram reels i'm like come on now like i just i i will let britney spears do whatever the heck she needs to do. You do, gal. But, like, it's different. I feel like with Britney, she's living her Peter Pan life. I feel like they, that father of hers, right? Oh, what she's not much of a man. Took away her freedom, her childhood and stuff.

And she's now just living her Peter Pan life. Yeah. It's very weird. She's pitania paninia it's very weird that at 16 they were like hey dress up like a sexy school girl thank you um so that we can sell records because like she wasn't just dressing up as a sexy school girl she was a school girl like she was 16 like that's weird and you weren't targeting school children like you were trying to sell records to adults all all child actors though like because they don't get childhood like can you imagine being a child and trying to be a child while the whole world is watching you like that's crazy

yeah like imagine and i was talking about this to someone the other day, like Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint and Emma Watson. They grew up on the big screen. I see that, okay, though. Yeah, they are. Well, maybe, I don't know. But I think that's because Harry Potter is more wholesome and it's also within their own sort of, they only had that world.

Yeah. And they had each other as well. When you go back to like other child stars, like Drew Barrymore, who was at parties with adults when she was like 13 taking drugs because that's the only people who were around that's like mary kate and ashley yeah they've been cloned as well i was like yeah yeah absolutely maybe it's a conspiracy yeah but they've been cloned

have been cloned no they, so they're twins. They're not clones, they're twins. No, no, I'm joking, I'm joking. No, but I just feel like they've cloned the twins because I feel like they're not as, then again, yeah, different line, they grow up and then... Yeah, or like Justin Bieber,

you've got to feel sorry for that guy. Why? I love him. Yeah, I love him. He's doing all right now. Yeah, he's... He's doing all right. Oh, is he? I think. He's married. I i don't know when i see him

i'm like my heart hurts for you a little bit ellie is just it's so at all again like also went through like some weird sexualization at a young age because again they were like wow young girls love this young boy and so they were throwing all of this yeah very weird like i saw a tiktok the other day that was just videos of people being very inappropriate towards justin bieber when he was like 13 like yeah happens everywhere george michael he could come out as gay because he was just used as like a women magnet really yeah what i've learned from you guys is a brilliant and interesting conversation is life's a scam we're living in a conspiracy and every day is a moral we're all npcs i'm telling you oh hell oh hell no we're not all npcs ice cream so good tf4 sip sip i think we should do a tf4 nc npc episode i don't know what

npc is non-playable character i showed it to you on the weekend did you ice cream so good pinky doll you did not show me this at all isn't that video isn't that npc fetish content is it i think so oh like doesn't she have four t at four yeah she's got a frenchies and only fans hasn't she frenchies and it's like it's like fetish content yeah but she just repeats yeah it's npc fetish content oh the hell i didn't know about this yeah i make everything's fetish content nowadays fetish content tea at four you want to do four fetish content and i'm just sipping tea and pcs tea she doesn't mean fetish content she means npc not fetish content don't come to that it's not gonna happen it's not gonna happen tf4 tf4 i'm so lost i'm zoned out about two minutes ago in a video game that you don't play so they're

the ones that have pre-programmed responses and i did show it to her on saturday on sunday i did i did maybe i've won too many prosecco's about probably And I did show it to her on Sunday. I did. I did. Maybe I've won too many Proseccos at that point. Probably, but I did show it to you. I'm pretty sure it's on your search history. We'll report back. Yeah.

Ice cream's so good. Yeah. Yeah, so what pet peeves are y'all going to put in room 101 banish it forever cow chewing cow chewing like cows chewing no it's that when guys when guys when people like chew chewing gum and i can i can hear it stop chewing chewing yeah it's not even just chewing gum for me like i just hate the sound yeah i can't i and i have to leave the room if my dad sits down with his hummus on the sofa after watching after coming home from

work i'm like nah fuck this i'm going upstairs it's like oh i literally have the same thing fucks me i literally did it last night he's eating his dinner and i was like and i tried to not say anything in the end i just had to leave and go upstairs yeah why do they eat so loud i don't know if i eat with people it's fine it's just when i have to hear it and i'm not a part of the like situation myself yeah i'm like don't go to asia then because that i think when they eat like that it means that you're enjoying the food oh yeah that's like a thing like that's a really good replica sound though because i understand what you're talking about yeah that that yeah that means you know you're enjoying the food it also like depends on the food because like if you slurp soup it means that you can drink it when

it's hotter so you can have it more when it's fresh because slurping like cools it down as it goes into your mouth people don't like slurping like cools it down as it goes into your mouth people don't like slurping though either do they no because i slurped my tea and then i was at my cousin's house and then she posted a tweet saying she really hated it when people slurped their tea and i was like wow okay how old's your cousin she's like six years older than me she didn't know i had twitter and i didn't follow her but then i searched her and i saw that she posted that i was like wow did you post it while you were there yeah so that's how i knew she was talking about me indirect she's coming for you sophie oh indirect did you search her while you

were there yeah i was like i was like 13 so you know this was a while ago yeah yeah this was like 13 so Oh so this was a while ago Yeah This was like last weekend What other pet peeves Like get to you guys I hate it when people are really tight with their money You know when you like go out with people And then it's like you buy them like They buy you I don't know Like a chocolate bar that you owe me 85p

And it's like Get over it We are living in a crisis did it definitely wasn't me but i'm just saying we are in a crisis there's a very important question here did would you ask for the chocolate bar or did they buy it for you like as a gift and no one mentioned anything oh it'd be like you go to the cat and then you know if you like go to pay it for yourself when it's like only one cat unless you're like i'll just come over here i'll pay it for you then it's like oh you owe me 85p it's like i would rather wait in the queue and just pay for it myself

than have to go out of my way to send you 85p yeah but then you would still just like i would just let i'll just buy them it's 85p but what can you buy okay well whatever they want exactly yeah what they need that no i just buy people a chocolate bar even a coffee like not everyone so guys if ever you need something go to ellie yeah clearly i don't have the money either but i appreciate the person so what's your what's your minimum that is acceptable to ask for back so if 85p is too little what's your what's your what's your minimum like it's got to be at least this otherwise don't even bother asking four quid four quids all right so three pound fifty nah it's too little actually come to me with your three pound fifty i think what it is

is it annoys me when people don't offer like don't decide that that is your like don't just don't you decide that that's too little money to send me back if i if i if you offer and i'm like don't worry about it fine but if they then decide to put among themselves to not mention it at all that's like it makes sense that's like for, let's say you guys are all going out, you guys book a cab or a taxi. And let's say it's like between the three of us, it came towards, let's say it was like £35. So that, how do you divide that by three?

What's that? I'm shit at maths anyway, anyways. But let's say it's like £9 each. Maybe then I'll be like, okay guys, yeah, so the cab was £9, cool. But if it's something like a £12, then I'll be like, that that's why it's 12 pounds divided by three of us it's fine i've got this yeah yeah i'll cover it you know i mean yeah yeah i'm like a girlie that's like i'll buy you a cocktail you buy me a cocktail yeah yeah like yeah like i buy you a chocolate bar you buy

me a chocolate bar yeah someday that's that's ellie basically saying that the next time i'm in the office and you're out, buy me a chocolate bar. That's basically what she's saying. All right. I don't even eat chocolate bars. All right. All right. It's all about the imbalance, isn't it?

Yeah. Trish. I'm a really fast walker. Like I walk fast. I live in London. I walk fast so people who walk it's not specifically people who walk slowly but people who will walk slowly with no recollection spatial awareness of anything i'm like days girl please like i know you're on holiday it's very exciting look it's the london eye look it's

a red phone box oh my god it's a double phone box. Oh my God, it's a double-decker bus. But like, away from the middle of the pavement. Just like up against that wall where you're like not in the way. Fantastic. Like people who are like in a group and they're walking and then all of a sudden they stop. And they're like, let's take a picture

in the middle of the sidewalk. It's just like when they take up that. Really? Slow walkers are the same. I don't mind. Like you can walk at your own. I mean, they do annoy me a bit, but it's like meh. You walk at your your pace exactly but it's when they in a group and they take up the

whole pavement it's like there's no way for me to get through it's like i wouldn't force you to walk at my pace so don't force me to walk at your face you're not the royal family i'm not gonna dawdle behind you i also wouldn't dawdle behind the royal family I wouldn't I'm like I've got places to go royal family You don't You're just waving at people I gotta go Yeah

Yeah fair So round up is me I hate cow chewing Chewing on cow chewing I hate people that won't buy me a chocolate bar And Trish I hate people with no spatial awareness Yeah

Okay Not people I hate that they don't have spatial awareness I don't If you have no spatial awareness yeah okay not people i hate that they don't have spatial awareness i don't if you have no spatial awareness i don't hate you i just wish that you had i hate people if you get my baby check apart yeah not my friend you're done oh my god imagine ellie during east. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Damn. I think Christy's going to take the win for this week for me just because it's the one I personally resonate with the most.

It's an unfair judgment system. Can you actually stop? Like I actually will go. We're not in the studio. I don't need to hear that. But yeah, just close your mouth life is extra surreal for french speakers right now because in french chat gbt sounds exactly like cat i farted

everywhere everywhere on tv in the news people going around cat I farted over and over with a straight face is cat cat I farted going to steal your job how are schools dealing with cat I farted lawyer caught using cat I farted yeah because chat is chat is sha, sha pitty. So sha pitty is cha, fa, pitty. Sha pitty, oh my God, that is so funny. Sha pitty, sha pitty. Sha pitty. Sha pitty. Sha pitty, sha pitty.

Sha pitty, sha pitty. Oh my God, it's Drew. Sha pitty. Oh my days. Yeah. Yeah, sha pitty. I'm gonna say that to my mum. Oh my mum shabby day what cat fired you don't know about a shabby day I'm writing this post because he just told me to refer to him as the monkey king he is seriously obsessed with monkeys the other night I woke up to him gripping his phone with

his feet and calling it monkey practice he started laughing like a monkey too and sometimes i see him just staring at monkeys laughing his youtube feed is filled with monkeys he goes to the park and swings from trees like a monkey he tries to use his feet as hands whenever possible even when we're in public i have no problem with his love for monkeys aside from the fact that it's now gone to the point that other people ask me if he's mentally ill he keeps insisting this is normal no no no laughs for the monkey maybe he's reverting to his actual normal human form apparently come from yeah caveman apparently let go of the caveman we are cavemen no we're not we're monkeys one in the same one in the same one in the same oh yeah monkeys went into cavemen. One in the same. One in the same. Oh, yeah, the monkey cavemen, then humans.

The evolution. Everybody, including my wife and son himself, think that my son's name is Stephen. I can't tell them that I got drunk before signing his birth certificate and changed it to Stephenage. Fucking Stephenage. fucking steven edge how can you name the most deadest hey i was born in steven age oh steven is just crap i'm sorry it is yeah no it is yeah hi my name is steven age with Stephen Age Stephen Age I'll be like Stephen Age but he doesn't

he's not even I'd say he doesn't even know how did you know yeah he doesn't even know Stephen Age St. Evanage

Evanage that's what people say when they're saying from Stephen Age because it sounds posh I'm from St. Evanage St. Evanage did you know

I know that no I used to live near Stephen Age as well relatively near no i've never heard anyone refer to it as saint evan that's hilarious my ex i called me a tour guide is from stevenage called you a tour guide yeah what do you mean called why do you know kenny mcdermott's from stevenage who's kenny mcderm Island. Yeah. Oh. She doesn't give Stevenage right.

I don't know nothing about Love Island. She gives Stevenage right. Because Stevenage for me is like, it's just. There's nothing going on there. I've got everything going on. Thank you very much. You're not from Stevenage. Yeah, I am.

I'm from Bedfordshire. No, I was born in Stevenage. Yeah, but you're not from Stevenage. If I'm born in Stevenage, then I'm from Stevenage. Don't claim that place. No, don't want to claim it. There you go. I always say Hertfordshire. There we go. It's so weird that i say i'm from hartfordshire but like oh lovely

then i say steven's like oh god right thank you for joining us it's been a very interesting episode if there's any stories you would like to send in for spill the tea brutal please send them to the email in the description thank you and we will see you guys on the next episode of tf4